Matt Walsh: Defender Of The Left (Ironically)

Matt Walsh: Defender Of The Left (Ironically)

Released Thursday, 22nd September 2022
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Thursday, 22nd September 2022
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But the daily cancellation today, I

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must sadly cancel many

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of you in the audience for your involvement.

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in a totally disgraceful and

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disappointing display over the weekend. It

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all began when rumors started circulating

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online that

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president Biden tragically pooped his

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pants. while visiting with the pope

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in Rome. Amy Turkanian, a

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political strategist and pendant, was one

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of the first to make this iris allegation tweeting,

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quote, The word around Rome is that Biden's

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meeting with the pope was unusually long because

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Biden had a bit of a bathroom accident at

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the Vatican and it had to be addressed prior to him

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leaving. I know we joke often about this,

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but this is the actual rumor going around Rome

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now. Next thing you know.

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Hashtags like hashtag poopgate

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and hashtag poopypants Biden. and

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the more direct hashtag Biden his

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pants were trending nationwide on Twitter.

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Other sources were, you know, chiming in

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all claiming that, yes, Joe Biden did indeed drop

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a steamy load in his pants right in front of

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pope Francis. And then millions

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of other people, with no special knowledge

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about the situation, people with no specific insight into

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Joe Biden's defecation habits at all, frankly.

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Still, we're posting about the subject, spreading

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this insidious rumor. And

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to once again clarify, by

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insidious rumor, I am referring to the claim that

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Joe Biden proved himself at the Vatican. That's the

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rumor. And Personally,

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I'm outraged and disgusted by all

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this. It is the absolute height

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of your responsibility to spread rumors of this

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sort. There

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is no legitimate reason to call attention

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to the issue of Joe Biden fitting himself.

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No reason. Now,

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someone has to be the mature one in this situation.

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And as usual, that job has fallen to me, which

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is why I am not talking about the subject

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of Joe Biden's spoiling himself. I

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would never talk about something so crass and

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objectionable and unsubstantiated. We

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don't even know if Joe Biden really did poop

2:23

his pants. There are some people saying he poop his pants.

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others saying that he didn't poop his pants? Still

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there are others saying that we have no idea what Joe

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Biden did or didn't do in his pants

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in the face of this uncertainty. The

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dignified and honest thing is to say nothing

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at all. I am therefore

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begging all of you to not talk about

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this. And if you didn't know

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about it until you just heard about it right now,

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don't talk about it. It's not

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the kind of thing we should be discussing. which is why I

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have personally chosen to do my part by not

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calling attention to it at all. It's better if the

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public never even hears about this rumor.

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The rumor that Joe Biden, president United States, who can

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sell. So please, once again, just

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don't talk about it. In fact, shortly before

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we went on air, I noticed another

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hashtag associated with the Poopy pants predicament

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A large number of social media users have apparently

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caused the hashtag Shark Week

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to Trent. This is not only potential

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misinformation, but it also makes light of the trauma

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suffered by actual shark attack victims

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and actual shark attack victims. That's

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why I would never extend this pun by saying that

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the Vatican became something of a shark tank

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when Biden arrived. That's a

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joke I'm not gonna make. There are

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many other presidential poop jokes that

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I will not make. and

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would be very angry to hear anyone make. For example,

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I'm not gonna say that through his eight years

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as vice president Biden apparently got accustomed

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to being the number two guy in the White House, I'm not gonna

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say not gonna say that Biden flew back from Rome and

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Air Force two. I'm not gonna say

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that involuntary defecation must

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be a hereditary problem for Biden since it

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runs in his genes. These

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would be vulgar and unfunny And

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I'm not gonna make them or any other

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because there's nothing funny about a

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turd. especially

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occurred in the pants of the president.

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Allegedly.

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Now, all

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we know for sure, The only

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thing we should be saying about Biden's visit

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with the pope is that he went there in

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his official capacity as a president of the United

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States and he did his duty. That's

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it. Outside

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of that, our responsibility is to comport

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ourselves with maturity and dignity and

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respect the office of the presidency. and

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we should still respect the office even

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if that man in that office happens

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to have evacuated his bowels right into

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his underwear. I don't care if

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Biden did have a literal holy

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moment in front of the pope. That doesn't change

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anything except his diaper.

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As for the rest of us, we have to be adults

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about this. And the fact is

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that many of you have failed in that regard.

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You have used Biden's poofilled pants

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as a forum for jokes and mockery

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rather than gazing upon them in

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solemn silence as is your duty

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In a stunning display of courage,

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a white British TikTok influencer

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has revealed to the world that he identifies as

6:25

Korean. Ollie London is his name. He's been

6:27

getting plastic surgery for several years.

6:29

In

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an effort to, as a newsweek article, puts

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it,

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resemble their k pop idol Jimin

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of BTS. I have only

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a vague idea of what any of those words mean,

6:39

but the upshot is that now London, who

6:41

also identifies as non binary, has

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completed his surgical transition and is ready to

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fully live his life as the gender fluid

6:47

Korean that he's always been deep down.

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For too long, he has had a Korean trapped

6:51

inside his body. And now A

6:53

hundred and fifty thousand dollars of assistance from

6:55

cosmetic surgeons, his true

6:57

east Asian self has emerged like

7:00

a bruised and swollen butterfly from

7:02

a fleshy cocoon. In a

7:04

video recorded just after his latest procedure,

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Ollie explains that his surgically adjusted

7:09

eyes and nose and other features now

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confirm confirm

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him as a tried and true Korean.

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And I think the case that he makes is

7:19

pretty bulletproof. Let's

7:20

listen.

7:21

I'm Yangasil, Janoon,

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Jimin, Imida.

7:25

Hey, guys. I'm finally Korean.

7:27

I've transitioned I'm

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so so happy. I've completed my look.

7:31

I'm finally Korean guys. I have the eyes.

7:33

I just had a brow lift as well.

7:36

So I'm so happy. Finally, I've

7:38

been trapped in the wrong body for eight years.

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And that's the worst feeling in the world when

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you're trapped. and you don't feel like

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you can be yourself. But finally, I'm Korean,

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I can be myself, and

7:49

I'm so so happy. Me, he

7:52

looks happy. Finally,

7:54

he is Korean. It's as simple as that.

7:57

Bigots might voice disagreement, insisting

7:59

that one must actually be from Korea

8:01

or at least have Korean citizenship in

8:03

order to be considered in any sense Korean.

8:06

They might even argue that surgically narrowing

8:08

your eyes to resemble Asian facial

8:10

features, not only fails to make you Asian, but

8:12

is also highly insulting and degrading

8:14

to the real agents of which you are not one.

8:16

But Ollie definitely counter these arguments in

8:18

a series of tweets disarming and

8:21

debunking such discriminatory talking

8:23

points. He wrote, quote, being transsexual

8:25

is the same as being trans racial

8:27

because you're born in the wrong body. And

8:30

other tweets he announced that, quote, trans

8:32

rights are human rights, And that quote,

8:34

there are millions of underrepresented transracial

8:36

people in the world, and I want to elevate their

8:38

voices and help them live their truth and

8:40

be themselves. Now

8:42

these may be more assertions and arguments,

8:45

more spitting slogans than making a

8:47

case, but if if that's been

8:49

sufficient for transgender advocates, then

8:51

why shouldn't it work FOR A TRANS RACIAL PIONEER.

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DRIVING THE POINT HOME, OLLY, I THINK REALLY

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VANQUISHED HIS CRITICS, ONCE AND FOR

8:58

ALL, by dropping the ultimate

9:00

progressive Trump card in a different

9:02

video. Listen. This is

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my reason for sharing the flag, and I do

9:07

identifies Korean. This is my choice. This is

9:09

my decision. It's not hiding

9:11

anyone.

9:13

There you go. his

9:14

decision, his choice not hurting

9:17

anyone. That's

9:18

really it. Right? In the

9:19

age of psychological men when

9:21

all that matters is an individual's mental

9:24

States and all that you must do to justify an

9:26

action is claim that the action makes you

9:28

feel good and causes no direct physical harm

9:30

to anyone else, whether or not the latter is

9:32

actually true. The validity of a white

9:34

man's trans transformation in that

9:36

context into a genderless Korean

9:38

cannot be denied. Certainly,

9:40

if you accept trans ideology, then you

9:42

have absolutely no

9:44

logical basis for denying Ollie's

9:46

truth. a

9:47

truth which is grounded in the exact

9:49

same premise, a

9:50

truth which must indeed be

9:53

true if

9:53

the premise is true. And the premise

9:56

to remind you is that

9:57

a person's physical biological

9:59

identity

9:59

is totally determined by

10:02

how they feel about themselves.

10:04

A man

10:05

who feels like a woman is not merely a feminine

10:07

man, but is actually a literal

10:10

woman. All

10:10

of the physical barriers which have for

10:13

millennia served to separate men

10:15

from women are dissolved and discarded.

10:17

Biology is subordinated to the

10:19

emotional whims of the individual. Why

10:21

should Ollie's emotional whims not

10:23

be afforded the same supernatural weight?

10:26

His case, based

10:29

on the logic of progressivism is

10:32

airtight. Based

10:34

on the logic of Well,

10:36

logic. It's not at all, but based on the

10:38

logic of progressivism, it is.

10:40

And yet the left has not accepted

10:42

him. Comments on the Internet about his

10:44

racial transition have been overwhelmingly

10:47

negative. The Daily Wire documents a few

10:49

of them reading out says, I'm sorry, but you

10:51

can't just choose to be Korean. It's

10:53

a nationality and ethnicity. Tweeted

10:55

one trans identifying account. You

10:57

have to be born Korean. Just

10:59

because you like the culture doesn't mean you could take

11:01

it and become it, there is

11:04

a way to appreciate a different culture.

11:06

This is not it. quote,

11:08

as a Korean non binary person, I

11:10

haven't really talked about the Ollie London thing, but

11:12

the fact that they're acting like it's genuine, that

11:14

it's part of a journey, due to an

11:16

identity issue really irks me.

11:18

It's a mockery of trans people.

11:20

It's cultural appropriation, posted to

11:22

another person. Finally, one Korean user

11:24

replied that while he celebrated London's

11:27

new gender identity, it's wrong for him to claim

11:29

a new ethnic identity. Korean

11:32

isn't a pronoun, nor is it a persona

11:34

you decide to suddenly take on because of

11:36

k pop hype. I'm glad you

11:38

identify as non binary applause you for

11:40

being transparent about that, but I

11:42

can't commend you for taking a whole

11:44

ethnicity and treating it like a

11:46

persona.

11:49

taking a whole ethnicity and treating it like a

11:51

persona. Almost

11:53

like when someone takes a

11:55

biological sex and treats us, I I don't know.

11:57

An article in the left wing papermag

11:59

written by Sandra Song, editor in

12:01

large, and a fellow Korean, is

12:03

just one long transphobic harang

12:06

against the entire transracial community.

12:08

Song writes quote, as

12:10

someone who actually has Korean DNA

12:12

though, I can say that some

12:14

white fetishist as proven

12:16

by those fifteen surgeries to look

12:18

look like Jamin, suddenly

12:20

deeming themselves Korean is

12:22

incredibly offensive especially since it effectively

12:24

trivializes our identities because they're

12:26

suddenly trendy. Apparently though, that

12:28

doesn't really register for Ollie who's

12:30

continually been a notable example of

12:32

Western feticization that's

12:34

objectified us based on South Korea's

12:36

recent contributions to global culture.

12:38

So yeah, obviously, it's

12:40

pretty suss that a white person

12:42

is is saying their Korean. Now

12:45

leaving aside the embarrassing fact that the

12:47

magazine's editor at large wrote and published

12:49

the words so yeah and pretty

12:51

sucks. The real

12:52

problem is that she would accuse a person

12:54

of fetishizing and trivializing

12:56

her identity simply because he

12:58

has cartoonishly mimicking her appearance and

13:00

claiming that his degraded mockery is

13:02

as authentic as her own identity. I

13:04

mean, she's essentially arguing that

13:06

his imitation is

13:09

an invitation and thus

13:11

cannot be as valid or real as the thing

13:13

he is imitating. And her

13:15

points make a lot of sense Come

13:17

to

13:17

think of it. But unfortunately, she,

13:20

like nearly everyone else in her ideological

13:22

camp, has already thrown open the

13:24

doors and invited men

13:26

to fetishize and trivialize

13:29

and mimic her identity. It's

13:31

just that she wishes the mimicry

13:33

would stay contained to her sex, not

13:35

her ethnicity. The problem

13:38

though is that sex is

13:40

far more objective and

13:42

far less fluid than ethnicity.

13:45

If the former can be erased,

13:47

then soak in

13:47

the letter. Ali

13:49

London knows that. And now

13:51

he's entitled to be seen as

13:54

fully Korean, just as Korean as any other

13:56

Korean. Indeed, he may be

13:58

even more Korean than SIS Koreans,

14:00

like

14:00

Sandra Song. I mean, you

14:02

can make that argument. This

14:04

at least was a choice

14:07

that he has made. Bravely.

14:10

If cis Koreans don't wanna tolerate or

14:12

accept trans Koreans, That's their

14:14

problem and their bigotry they have to work

14:16

through. It'd be better for them to just

14:18

remain silent in the meantime while the march

14:20

of progress continues

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