Hello slimes! We're back off our break and staying indoors, like we always have. With no more Brexit, it's Coronavirus taking up everyone's time, probably quite rightly. But, weird things still happen too. So if you want a break from the real,

Naked New Hampshire blizzard strop, kinky toe advice and a snowball sale

Feb 25th, 2020 23m 47s

Where news comes to die. This week in the US, BDE (Big Dad Energy) hits hard in New Hampshire, and over in the UK, someone's trying to sell a snowball on eBay. Sure.

Disney brawl, Britain’s naughtiest dog and a gravy rage

Feb 11th, 2020 28m 29s

Ahoy newsers! This week: Minnie has a Disney bust up in Vegas, we've found Britain's Naughtiest Dog (that hasn't mauled anyone) and a fight has broken out over gravy. Jack is in Los Angeles and Dan is in Cardiff. We've also got some world news

Man with gravestone back from the dead, Frozen doll also back from the dead, and a man eating fish almost dead.

Jan 28th, 2020 28m 4s

The dead speak! Except one is a man from Scotland, and the other is Elsa from Disney's Frozen but as a doll. Jack has all the latest undead rumors in the US and Dan has all the fishy stories needed from the UK. Ah it's nice to be back in this c

Wyoming's persistent park pooper, wheelie bin rage and a trapped woman in a box

Jan 13th, 2020 27m 8s

Hi, how ya doin', we're BACK and we're ready for it all over again! 2020 is here and goodness do we have some nonsense stories for you. This week in the world: A man has been caught shitting like a bear in the woods, a woman was angry over a wh

A snorting Santa, a mince pie problem and massive festive penis

1 Dec 17th, 2019 30m 13s

Ho, ho, ho! It's our Christmas Special! What better way to get in the festive spirit than with stories from across the world. In the US, there's a coked up Santa story, and a massive festive penis. In the UK, there's a problem with a mince pie

Britain’s most married man, turkey gangs and a big cheese wrestler

Nov 26th, 2019 29m 3s

The stupid news podcast. Send us YOUR news newswheretheyare@gmail.comThis week, in the US, Jack reads up on some turkey's who've taken over New Jersey. Over in the UK, Dan has some heartwarming news from Britain's Most Married man. Lovely.

A Yodel piddle, a missing Bigfoot and some stolen sex toys.

Nov 12th, 2019 28m 3s

The stupid news podcast. Send us YOUR news newswheretheyare@gmail.comThis week, in the US, Jack finds some interesting news about a missing Bigfoot... ironic. Over in the UK, Dan has news of a Yodel delivery driver some stolen sex toys. We com

Cardboard Cliff Richard, a bloody basement and a bum in a face

Oct 29th, 2019 28m 1s

The stupid news podcast. Send us YOUR news newswheretheyare@gmail.comThis week, in the US, Jack tackles a blood filled basement and a drunken Santa Claus. Over in the UK, Dan reports on a bum to the face on a train and discusses what happens

Lucy Pinder and Beth Granville star in Diarrhea Street, highway porn and a surprise Bin Laden

Oct 14th, 2019 41m 35s

Lucy Pinder and Beth Granville are guests this week and give us their news! In the US, Jack tackles highway porn billboards and naked milk. In the UK, Dan visits Diarrhea Street and finds a seashell with terrorist links.

Bake and kidney transplant, a sleepwalking swallower and a stranger hugging a radiator

Sep 30th, 2019 34m 28s

The news podcast that finds the sillier, weirder and sexier stories from around the world. This week over in the US, Jack finds a woman who swallowed her ring in her sleep and a woman who ate a raw chicken burger in Arizona. Meanwhile, UK corre

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Bonus: Less good headlines than usual - #3

Sep 23rd, 2019 7m 34s

Here we are again bonus slimes. We wiped our news covered shoe in the grass that is the world to provide the rubbish bits of the show that no one has asked for. Once again, these are the headlines we didn't want to use for the main show.

Texas deep fried mouse, a sad ASDA dad, and an unbelievable time capsule surprise

Sep 16th, 2019 28m 28s

Covering the news that no one needs to know about. This week, a mouse killed itself in a 'Whataburger', a dad was angry in an ASDA in Folkestone and over in New Hampshire, a time capsule was opened...

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Bonus: Less good headlines than usual - #2

Sep 9th, 2019 7m 34s

You're in even more luck! We wiped our news covered shoe in the grass that is the world to provide the rubbish bits of the show that no one has asked for. Once again, these are the headlines we didn't want to use for the main show. Love you sli

An Oregon poo trap, a famous pork chop, and a topless ban in Tesco

Sep 2nd, 2019 30m 23s

Lots to get through this week in stupid news, you slimes! We've got a woman trapped in a septic tank in Oregon, a starstruck fan has met his hero in a pork chop and there's also a controversial ban in supermarket Tesco.

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Bonus: Less good headlines than usual - #1

Aug 26th, 2019 11m 53s

Lucky you. We've scraped together the bits of the show we usually throw in the trash can to make an all new bonus bit of nonsense. These are the headlines we didn't want to use for the main show. You're welcome.

Chip fury, a television head and a thirsty naked burglar

Aug 20th, 2019 33m 36s

Newsers, we're back! Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has some news about a phantom tellyhead delivering old televisions. Meanwhile, in Wales, Dan has discovering something SHOCKING about chips... Fo

The Least Worst Of: Volume II

Aug 5th, 2019 33m 29s

Not another one! We've put together some of our best stories from the last six months into a handy compendium. A compendium of news. This is Volume II you lucky devils. Find us online @newswherepod.

The Least Worst Of: Volume I

Jul 29th, 2019 26m 5s

So it has finally come to this: a clip show. We're off for two weeks so we've put together some of our best stories from the last six months into a handy compendium. A compendium of news. Find us online @newswherepod.

Rodent orgy mural, Alabama meth alligators and some worrying chalk

Jul 22nd, 2019 28m 14s

Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has word that dangerous meth alligators could be imminent. Meanwhile, in Wales, Dan has found a less than family friendly mural of animals in a compromising situation

A farty betrayal, sardine fury and a swinger in the hospital

Jul 15th, 2019 27m 48s

Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on a fart based arrest. Meanwhile, in Wales, Dan explores a report into the lack of ASDA own brand sardines in Gateshead.

Miss Cameltoe, a claw machine junkie, a meth-fueled attack squirrel and Tom Price

Jul 9th, 2019 42m 12s

Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on a meth-fueled squirrel called Deeznutz. Meanwhile, Dan, in Wales, has news on Miss Cameltoe and Tom Price gives us the news where he is.

A mystery man, a street sign thief and some seagulls have taken hostages

Jul 1st, 2019 29m 9s

Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on anal alien abductions and Katie's crotch. Meanwhile, Dan, in Wales, has found the greatest village mystery in recent times and an old couple have been

Fly-tipped sex toys, a prison puzzle and the first rule of Finch Club

Jun 24th, 2019 30m 57s

Ahoy-hoy newsers. Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got stories with prison and finches. Dan, in Wales, has some upsetting sex toy news from Stroke. Sorry, Stoke.