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By word and liar,
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let thy desire resound
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in soul and string.
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Set fervor's spark to
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cold hard hearts, and
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stir the stones to
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sing. Welcome
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to the Orpheus Protocol. I'm
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Nick and I play
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Ishmael Carnegie. I'm Cameron and
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I'm playing Barb. I'm
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Sydney and I'm playing States.
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I'm Penn and I'll
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be playing Sheeth Omega. I'm
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Kit and I play
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Sanctity. This week's episode, War
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Anthems, Part Three. War
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Anthems contains violence, meetings and
0:48
parties, and a destination worse
0:50
than any journal. You
0:52
have been warned. Last
1:00
time on the Orpheus Protocol. Ishmael
1:05
comes to his senses after fleeing
1:07
in terror upon seeing Ramsay's
1:09
gruesome death. He, Tess, and Foro
1:11
When I'm Not Okay reunite
1:13
and are visited by a messenger
1:15
of Joey. The Necrolord informs
1:17
the group that while he's fought
1:19
the newborn expression to a
1:21
standstill, both he and his opponent
1:23
will require extensive healing and
1:25
regrowth before they can move again.
1:27
With Joey out of commission,
1:29
it falls to Tess, Ishmael, and
1:31
Foro When I'm Not Okay
1:33
to travel to Central Indiana and
1:35
facilitate Ishmael and Tess's infiltration
1:37
of the architect's unnatural realm
1:39
before it can be used
1:42
for its baleful and mysterious
1:44
purpose. After training
1:46
Foro When I'm Not Okay and
1:48
the basics of squad tactics, Tess
1:50
and Ishmael lead them on a
1:52
long, overland journey as well as
1:54
a successful resupply mission in a
1:56
fecundity -infested town. Riding high on their
1:59
success, they reach... the freshly rebuilt
2:01
estate of the late
2:03
Benjamin Weiss. Ishmael Tess
2:06
and the newly completed
2:08
lineup of 401 I'm
2:10
not okay are freshly
2:13
arrived upon the just
2:15
anachronistic sort of eerie
2:17
estate in the middle
2:19
of these central Indiana woods.
2:22
It's clear that some of
2:24
the food is grown. Here,
2:26
there's a bunch of garden
2:28
space, both rooftop and in
2:31
the yard, and it would
2:33
be a very long and inconvenient
2:35
trek to the nearest town. So
2:37
whoever lived or lives here
2:39
is somewhat reclusive, but obviously
2:42
quite wealthy. Despite the low
2:44
property values out here in
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the middle of the sticks,
2:48
this is a formidable building
2:50
and set of out buildings.
2:52
Someone with money set this
2:55
place up. There is no gate,
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no wall, it's very accessible.
2:59
You do not see a
3:01
single vehicle anywhere. And there
3:03
are so far no signs
3:05
of activity from the massive
3:07
house, nor any of the
3:09
barns or sheds or outbuildings.
3:11
But I would like to
3:13
hear how you wish to
3:16
proceed. All you know is
3:18
that there is something of
3:20
supernatural significance about this place
3:22
and that it serves as
3:24
some sort of conduit, whether
3:26
an exit, an entrance, or
3:28
a navigational aid, you're
3:30
not sure, but it
3:33
is involved with the
3:35
spatial manipulations taking place
3:37
under the auspices of
3:39
this mysterious and sinister
3:41
architect. How are you going
3:43
to find your way? It looks to
3:46
the eyes of anyone who has any
3:48
knowledge on the subject to be the
3:50
kind of place where like one rich
3:53
person may have ended up hosting kind
3:55
of a hippie commune. And that brings
3:57
you back to the anachronistic...
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feel of the place. It looks
4:02
like something that got custom built
4:04
in the 1950s, but it looks
4:06
new. All of the style choices
4:08
are super out of date. Very
4:10
fallout, okay. If that's the
4:12
case, if we're just looking
4:14
for something with scary mojo,
4:16
I feel like Bart works
4:18
as a pretty good dowsing rod
4:20
for that. I think spreading
4:22
out and just trying to sense
4:25
things, sort of like a
4:27
magic metal detector, would probably be
4:29
the best choice. Search pattern
4:31
alpha, basically. Sure. Methodical. So, what
4:33
does that look like? I
4:35
assume that you and Bart have
4:38
like a really well -trod routine
4:40
where you do this. Cause
4:42
like something like this has come
4:44
up on about half of
4:46
your missions at least. Oh, yeah.
4:48
It's a ratatouille, so Bart sits
4:50
on my head and grabs
4:53
two handfuls of hair and steers
4:55
me around like a giant
4:57
meat mech based on what he's
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feeling. So his back feet
5:01
are kind of gripping like behind
5:03
your ears, like his little
5:05
stirrups. And so he gets up
5:08
on there, does his little
5:10
shimmy stretches, cracks his little knuckles,
5:12
takes a deep breath. I
5:15
was told that this
5:17
place was really magically
5:19
significant. Uh,
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yeah, that's, that was sort of
5:23
the idea. Eki, are you
5:25
feeling okay? Like, are
5:27
you experiencing perhaps some sort
5:29
of like astral dysfunction
5:31
or something? Hey, uh,
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Mama Kovalyov said that
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everybody has that from time
5:38
to time. It's perfectly
5:40
normal. Now what I'm getting at
5:42
all jokes aside is that there's
5:44
no magic really
5:47
to speak of here. This
5:49
is, this is almost
5:51
an aggressively normal area.
5:53
Like magically impotent to, to
5:55
a weird amount. really
5:58
didn't mean to, to empower - Further
6:00
boner jokes? I mean,
6:02
yeah, if having magic or
6:04
a little spark of magic,
6:06
the way that a lot of
6:08
places do in our metaphor
6:10
is a penile erection, this place
6:12
is pushing rope. Damn, what
6:15
a boner. Just
6:18
kidding. Now it's not the time for
6:20
jokes. Sorry, serious mode. Sorry, each man.
6:22
No, I was trying to figure out
6:25
how to work the word flaccid in
6:27
and kind of draw on a blank.
6:29
So, my
6:31
question would be, do we
6:33
feel like it's overcompensating? If the
6:35
magic is flaccid, the penis
6:38
is flaccid? Yes, there you
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go. Thank you. Thank you, Bart. Or
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you could do the other way around, because they rhyme. It
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sort of feels like if someone
6:48
tries to cover their tracks, you
6:50
can follow the smoothest part of
6:52
the ground where they've over covered
6:54
it. Like, if there is absolutely
6:57
no magic here. Sure, right. That
6:59
makes sense. Just changing the way
7:01
that you're looking. Yeah, because my
7:03
thinking is this place looks weird
7:05
and is magically strange in the
7:07
same way of like super normal
7:09
to the point where it's strange.
7:11
So let's look for that instead
7:13
of just the normal telltale magic
7:15
signs. What you're able
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to determine is that the
7:20
somewhat muted quality to the
7:22
eldritch energies of the area
7:24
drops off fairly quickly as
7:26
you move away. But there's
7:28
some convolutions to like exactly
7:30
how quickly that happens. And
7:33
you realize that every building
7:35
here, the main house, sheds,
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barns, greenhouse, anything, all of them
7:39
have some version of this effect
7:41
going on them. So it's when
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you start getting away from all
7:45
of the buildings that the energies
7:47
start to return to normal. But
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the way that it all
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feels, it's like there
7:54
is a perfect linear cessation
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of magic where the
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buildings begin, as in And every
8:01
threshold here seems
8:03
to be perfectly repulsive
8:05
to all external magical
8:07
energies. And while
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you rattle through your way around
8:11
making these determinations, you do not
8:13
see anyone. Nobody shoots a gun
8:15
at you or yells at you
8:17
or comes to a window and
8:19
twitches a curtain. So is it
8:21
like each building is its own
8:23
self -contained sort of blocker or is
8:26
it the layout out of the
8:28
like compound is like does it
8:30
look like a pentagram? If
8:32
the compound itself is laid out in
8:34
such a way, it would be along
8:36
a discipline that you have not studied.
8:39
It doesn't. Okay. You've actually probably
8:41
seen places where like, oh yeah,
8:43
we're doing Geomancy. We're laying out
8:45
buildings in a way consciously to
8:47
invite certain types of magics or
8:49
repel certain kinds of spirits or
8:51
things like that. Oh, I mean
8:53
like Aki's first mission with Orpheus
8:55
was to hunt down a serial
8:58
killer who was using the bodies
9:00
to do a city -wide spell. Like,
9:02
yeah, that's standard shit. That's a
9:04
Tuesday. This is nothing like that.
9:06
And furthermore, where everything is makes
9:08
perfect sense for people living here.
9:10
Like there haven't been any compromises
9:12
made in the name of like
9:14
making something work magically. Hm. Does
9:16
the anti -magic field have any effect
9:18
on our connection with our lich
9:20
powers? Not that you can tell.
9:22
You don't even feel it. You're
9:24
sort of taking Ishmael's word for
9:26
it. Like it feels normal to
9:28
you. Although when Bart talks about
9:30
things being eerily quiet or whatever,
9:32
you do realize that a little
9:34
further into the woods there was
9:36
more insect and bird noise and
9:38
like squirrels scurrying around in the underbrush
9:40
and climbing trees and stuff. Like
9:42
it is not completely dead here. But
9:45
it seems like nature has some
9:47
idea that maybe this is a place
9:49
that you should try to avoid.
9:51
Hm. So, team,
9:54
whatever's going on here is
9:56
going to pretty much
9:58
befuddle standard operating. procedure, but
10:00
I have a sneaking suspicion that
10:02
whatever it is is probably in
10:04
the basement. I feel like it's
10:07
always in the basement if we
10:09
just go to the main house
10:11
and go down. Everything seems so
10:13
logical that obviously creepy weird thing,
10:15
basement. You're taking lead right, achy
10:17
like. Tess is taking lead. You
10:20
all can go behind
10:22
us, but Tess, if you
10:24
look up DoorKicker in
10:26
the dictionary, it's just a
10:28
picture of Tess. Well,
10:30
I'm prettier. DoorKicker's
10:33
my brother. Mr.
10:35
DoorKicker was her father. What
10:37
are the chances that there's
10:39
terrible monsters waiting in these
10:42
sheds outside to descend upon
10:44
us as we walk into
10:46
the house? Uh,
10:48
not zero. Not zero, but
10:51
I think it's important to
10:53
note probably less than
10:55
most places we've been lately.
10:57
Fair. Hopefully none of
11:00
those like teethbleweeds. Those, oh,
11:02
like I mean, I don't,
11:04
this is just intuition. Aiki,
11:06
you'll have to say if there's
11:08
something to this, but the fecundity doesn't
11:10
seem as present here. It's like
11:12
we've kind of gone back in
11:14
time almost walking through these woods,
11:16
right? Like, yeah, doesn't this
11:18
look like the way woods
11:20
in this part of the country
11:23
would have looked before any of
11:25
this happened? Yeah, whatever this is,
11:27
I feel like it's a different
11:29
problem than the current apocalypse, which
11:31
doesn't mean it's less dangerous. It
11:33
just means it'll be more surprising.
11:36
I mean, that lines up with
11:38
what Joey said through that, um,
11:40
voice box. I was gonna
11:42
say a tongue balloon,
11:44
but walkie -talkie, or not
11:46
walkie, just talkie. Flappy talkie.
11:50
Should we like raise these sheds
11:52
to the ground or? I don't,
11:54
why? I don't know, so
11:56
there's no like monsters that pop out. But
11:59
if we could - There's
12:01
monsters in there. They're gonna pop
12:03
out and then we kill them. So
12:05
maybe if we leave the monsters
12:07
alone They'll just keep napping and they won't
12:09
come out. Sheet. I love how proactive you're
12:11
thinking My concern is if we just start
12:13
knocking stuff over that's sort of high -risk
12:16
high reward, right? So we burn a lot
12:18
of energy. We maybe destroy something before it
12:20
can get the drop on us But like
12:22
Barb was saying that also does sort of
12:24
open us up to an ambush Generally
12:27
in this situation, I would say
12:29
let's just move vaguely quietly and
12:31
just investigate until something tries to murder
12:33
us And then Tess will pre
12:35
-murder it back. Not to mention
12:37
Joey seemed convinced that this place was
12:39
really intricate or something, right, Anki?
12:41
So who knows if we might
12:43
have to use something in here
12:46
rather than just burn it all
12:48
down or knock it over Was
12:50
as fun as that would be. It
12:52
would be really fun. We deserve
12:54
some stress relief Well, we'll get
12:56
to that when we can
12:58
But for now, I say we
13:00
start as Underground as we can
13:02
get as close to the middle
13:04
as we can get and just
13:07
spiral our way out until something
13:09
good or bad Happens because my
13:11
normal means of detection are Fallen
13:13
short today kind of disappointing. All
13:15
right So I assume that
13:18
you are just going to approach
13:20
the main house then and have
13:22
Tess take point. Yep We are walking
13:24
to the door. I Mean
13:26
she opens it. It's not
13:28
locked. Oh Nobody shows up.
13:30
Yeah, she looks almost disappointed
13:32
or at least and certainly
13:34
not what she expected But
13:37
you hear her say okay
13:39
under her breath and she
13:41
Steps cautiously into the entry
13:43
of this large house Aiki
13:45
whispers under his breath tactical
13:48
genius and Follows Wow
13:50
The moment you cross the threshold
13:52
Bart sort of gets a little
13:54
reason in his fur like he
13:56
gets a little poofy Oh like
13:58
the Ghibli the Ghibli thing Uh -huh
14:00
all the way up. Okay. Yeah. Yeah,
14:02
okay. There's the magic
14:04
It's all in here. Does
14:06
it feel familiar or gross
14:08
or neither? He's sort of like
14:10
licks a finger and holds
14:12
it up in the air Wiggles
14:15
his hands around a little bit
14:17
closes his eyes takes a deep
14:20
breath. It's like I can't really
14:22
tell exactly what it's like Because
14:24
it's like, you know, there's food
14:26
in a refrigerator But it's like
14:28
inside many layers of plastic wrap
14:31
and Tupperware Like it could be gross.
14:33
It could be real bad or it could have
14:35
just been put in there an hour ago
14:37
It's like that somehow Schrodinger's
14:39
mold gotcha. This place
14:41
is um It feels
14:43
really managed like it's more
14:45
of an orchard than a forest
14:47
and that makes sense like things are
14:49
a certain way I
14:52
am a little worried about
14:55
what the crop might be Bandmates,
14:58
do you all feel anything
15:00
through your connection to undeath? Use all
15:02
our resources here They are going strong.
15:04
If you have knowledge Eldridge You might
15:06
be able to tell that there's something
15:08
different in here But like your connection
15:10
to your lich powers are unaffected by
15:12
this place like you've still got them
15:14
They don't feel like more costly or
15:16
distant or staticky and you're you're
15:18
still you And the sanctity's
15:21
whole shit with the fecundity is
15:23
not also unaffected. Yeah, it's not
15:25
even it's more biological than this
15:27
It is magical, but it's expressed
15:29
more through like a
15:31
biological standpoint. All right.
15:33
Well We have made some
15:35
progress At this point
15:38
team. Let's move into
15:40
a more tactical mode
15:42
I know test is always
15:44
the that way, but let's
15:46
stick to mostly Hand signs
15:48
voices low Investigate something around
15:51
here is probably gonna want
15:53
to kill us or be
15:55
an important clue Aki makes
15:57
like several complex hand gestures
15:59
pointing around the entryway and starts
16:01
to head deeper into the
16:03
house. All players roll luck, please.
16:05
I got a negative one
16:07
on my left. I also got
16:09
a negative one. I
16:11
got a plus one, got a plus two. I
16:14
got three zeroes. Barb and
16:16
Sanctity, you don't know how it
16:18
happened, but as this large
16:20
group of people move into this
16:22
very large and somewhat labyrinthine
16:24
house, you get separated from the
16:26
rest of the group, at
16:28
least by like a room. You
16:30
just sort of have that
16:32
moment of realizing, wait a minute,
16:34
I don't hear them anymore.
16:37
Oops. You kind of come to
16:39
your senses, realizing that you
16:41
are in some sort of den.
16:43
There are turntables, a
16:45
really impressive vinyl collection,
16:47
nice, loungy seating,
16:49
a piano, and you
16:51
keep looking around.
16:54
There's a full drum
16:56
set here and
16:58
some compact but well
17:00
-designed looking amps and
17:03
microphones and guitars
17:05
and bass guitars and
17:08
tambourines and maracas and castanets, just
17:10
anything you can imagine really.
17:12
This is a music room that
17:14
somebody spent a good chunk
17:16
of a million dollars on. That's
17:18
not creepy at all. As
17:20
professional musicians, you have sort of
17:22
a sixth sense about you
17:25
where you move into a space
17:27
that is set up for
17:29
either performance or recording or whatever,
17:31
and you can kind of tell roughly
17:34
how it would be to work in this
17:36
space. Like it's just a professional insight
17:38
that you have. And this
17:40
would be an amazing
17:42
place to rehearse or perform
17:44
songs. Everything is set
17:46
up in a very well
17:48
thought out way. And
17:50
as you turn back the way
17:52
you came to see where
17:54
the others are, to let them
17:57
know this wild thing you've
17:59
found, sanctity. your elbow bumps something
18:01
and you're jump -scared slightly by
18:03
the honk of an accordion
18:05
that was sitting on a shelf
18:07
Right next to the doorway
18:09
that you did not see Sheath,
18:14
you don't know how it happened,
18:16
but you find yourself separated from
18:18
your companions Oh fuck fuck fuck
18:20
fuck a second after you enter
18:22
this room that you realize you're
18:24
alone and Tess walks in looking
18:26
a little confused Wasn't
18:28
I in front? Tess?
18:31
Oh, and before you
18:33
can figure out how that
18:35
happened the Impressiveness of the room
18:38
that you've walked into sort
18:40
of dawns on you here.
18:42
This is It looks like
18:44
a workshop space Very
18:46
large very well stocked
18:48
clearly organized well for
18:50
actually having work done
18:52
in it where you
18:54
see numerous drawing tables
18:57
binders of blueprints and
18:59
sketches and just table -on
19:01
-table of Scale models
19:03
of houses and other
19:05
buildings Set up not
19:07
really for display more
19:09
for like the end
19:11
stages of a design Sheath
19:17
puts their hands on their
19:19
head um a little
19:21
confused Uh
19:24
What happened to everybody?
19:26
least two of us.
19:29
Yeah, I didn't feel anything
19:31
or hear anything What
19:33
um do we go back
19:35
or maybe so yeah, let's
19:37
just step outside There's
19:39
something Yeah, let's let's
19:41
step back outside Tess
19:44
and sheath leave this
19:46
workshop meanwhile Stace
19:48
and Ishmael you find yourself
19:50
in You don't know how it happened. You're
19:53
separated from your companions. It's just the
19:55
two of you You don't hear anybody
19:57
else walking or talking anymore and you
19:59
are in a room you would not find
20:01
in most houses, in fact not even
20:03
in most large mansion type houses. It's
20:06
a well -lit,
20:08
plush -carpeted, nice standing
20:10
plants here and there.
20:12
It's a gallery,
20:15
like it is a
20:17
place for the
20:19
display of artworks. There
20:21
are numerous little
20:24
deuses arranged in a
20:26
grid in the
20:28
have gorgeous, super detailed,
20:31
perfectly painted and
20:33
treated scale models of
20:35
buildings and homes on
20:37
them. Complete with like little,
20:39
clearly there's electrical stuff running
20:42
where there are lights on
20:44
in them and lamps outside
20:46
and stuff that are on
20:48
like they would be. The
20:50
rest of the tables are
20:52
empty. There's many many more
20:55
tables than there are completed
20:57
little display pieces here. But
20:59
a cursory look shows that
21:01
one of these five displays
21:03
is the very building in
21:06
which you are a perfect
21:08
scale model rendition of this
21:10
very house. There is another
21:12
very large old stone church
21:14
or house or something like
21:16
that. There is a very
21:19
modern looking hospital. There is
21:21
a just almost stereotypical old
21:23
Victorian haunted looking house and
21:25
there is what looks to be
21:27
a modern and very tall
21:30
office building. What are the odds
21:32
that any of these on
21:34
display are our token of I
21:36
don't know occult stuff? Feels
21:38
a little easy, doesn't it? Well,
21:41
you're the one with a talking
21:43
dowsing rod. His name is Bart. He
21:45
doesn't like when you call him
21:47
a rod. We
21:51
definitely need to take a look,
21:53
see what this is. This level
21:55
of detail is a little spooky.
21:57
If we look in the window...
22:00
on the model that's the current
22:02
farmhouse. Do we see anything
22:04
that looks suspiciously like the band
22:06
and or the personnel that
22:08
are here? You do not. However,
22:10
when you get closer, Stace,
22:12
you see that there are very
22:14
cleverly built little hinges and
22:16
openings that are so engineered to
22:18
be flush with the surfaces
22:20
that you don't really see them
22:22
until you get super, super
22:25
close. The house can be like
22:27
opened in a variety of
22:29
ways so that you can get
22:31
to and manipulate objects in
22:33
every single room. So rather than
22:35
just a perfect scale model
22:37
of a house, it is a
22:39
very complicated puzzle box that
22:41
also happens to be a perfect
22:43
scale rendition of the mansion.
22:45
Stace opens up one of the
22:47
things and is suspicious and
22:50
listens to see if it affects
22:52
anything in the real world
22:54
or if it is just a
22:56
model. It's not that it
22:58
affects something in the real world,
23:00
but you feel like as
23:02
you investigate these little miniature rooms,
23:04
something is happening to you.
23:06
You're not sure what it is,
23:08
but it's like when you
23:10
look at things in this model,
23:13
you feel like you have
23:15
suddenly remembered something that you forgot.
23:17
You start to feel like
23:19
you've been here before. Do all
23:21
of the models have the
23:23
same sort of like puzzle box
23:25
quality that they can be
23:27
opened up and manipulated? Which one
23:29
do you look at first?
23:31
I would probably pick the church
23:33
based on my history. You
23:35
look at it, it's definitely not
23:38
set up as a church.
23:40
It may have originally been built
23:42
as one maybe, but it
23:44
almost looks too big when you
23:46
start to see what the
23:48
scale is. It has a lot
23:50
of rooms set up in
23:52
it, clearly a lot of people
23:54
lived here and there are
23:56
offices and there is a cafeteria.
24:00
It all looks very old like it
24:02
looks like it was made maybe closer
24:04
like turn of the century World War
24:06
one at the latest, but it looks
24:08
like it's some sort of institutional space
24:10
Built into what was once maybe a
24:12
church Huh some kind of yeah, you
24:14
don't know it does similar to the
24:16
place you're in look outdated and Like
24:18
a lot of people lived here, but
24:20
also people worked here. Hmm. And it
24:22
is in fact puzzle box like in
24:24
the exact same fashion These
24:27
are Very
24:29
weird. Yeah, I feel like
24:31
I've seen something like this house
24:33
or this thing before it's
24:35
it's weird Can you remember where
24:38
you have any more to
24:40
go on than deja vu? Do
24:42
I have anything more to
24:44
go on? Certainly not you said
24:46
it with plenty of confidence
24:48
because it's true But like once
24:50
a clarifying question is asked
24:52
you realize you have no idea
24:54
why you feel that way
24:56
This gives a shrug So I
24:58
know I told jeeth we shouldn't
25:00
just start destroying stuff But I do have
25:02
to admit some corner of my brain
25:04
wants to see what happens if we smash
25:06
one of these intricate motherfuckers I don't think
25:08
that's a good idea. Anki. Did you hear
25:10
that? Hear what? It was really
25:13
high pitched Like a little well,
25:15
I mean what my my little
25:17
brain came to was like toast
25:19
being done Are you are
25:21
you having a stroke? No, no, that's
25:23
smelling toast I
25:25
don't think you have a I don't
25:27
think I don't think you hear
25:29
toast when you're having a stroke That
25:31
does kind of make sense to
25:34
me, but uh No, I don't I
25:36
don't hear anything. Do you have
25:38
like a a direction of sensation? Yeah,
25:40
it sounded like it came from the
25:43
tall building the one or that one
25:45
He points at the display of the
25:47
super tall office building Well, let
25:49
us take a closer look shall we
25:51
this thing is formidable This is
25:53
a large building that it's depicting even
25:55
though it's like shrunk down in
25:57
scale like as much as craftsmanship can
26:00
allow it's obviously a huge fucking building
26:02
that it's depicting. Does it have
26:04
a like on the corner of the
26:06
foundation like a building name or
26:08
an address like some of the big
26:10
ones in New York do? Cool
26:12
that you should think of that, Stace.
26:16
There is something like that. It's
26:18
literally too small to read, but
26:20
if you poke around a little
26:22
bit there are magnifying glasses in
26:24
drawers in the bottoms of these
26:26
tables as well as like pen
26:29
lights and other such things that you might
26:31
use to examine them more closely. Very
26:33
well equipped gallery. If you
26:36
look for those cornerstones you
26:38
do in fact see in
26:40
like a all -caps copper plate
26:42
kind of a gothic script
26:44
a single word, Daedalus.
26:47
Does that mean anything to
26:49
you? It sure does Ishmael,
26:51
Daedalus Tower. It's a very
26:53
storied building in New York.
26:55
It was a place that
26:57
the cult of seasons controlled
26:59
for a very long time
27:01
and had as their headquarters.
27:04
Additionally both Kezik Holdings and
27:06
Sol Invictus had offices there
27:08
and operations there. They worked
27:10
on collaborative projects there and
27:12
in fact you're told that
27:14
the board of Sol Invictus
27:16
would have meet at Daedalus
27:18
Tower. You're pretty sure now
27:20
Sol Invictus/DAS have completely
27:22
taken over that installation because
27:24
of the big falling
27:27
out and Tabitha Kezik being
27:29
labeled as a terrorist
27:31
enemy of America? Yeah this
27:33
is basically like Daedalus
27:35
Tower is like the World
27:38
Trade Center but for
27:40
magic and a cult bullshit.
27:42
So kind of a
27:44
cornerstone of a like secret
27:46
society I suppose? Very much
27:48
so. Aki's gonna look real
27:50
close and see if there's
27:52
anything about the building that
27:54
would have a different aura
27:56
or if there's something about
27:58
the way it unfolds that affects
28:01
the rest of the room because
28:03
he's starting to suspect that
28:05
something like Feng Shui is how
28:07
this house works of like
28:09
everything in space being in the
28:11
right space might do something
28:13
So when you're looking close at
28:16
this scale replica of Daedalus
28:18
Tower from which Bart heard a
28:20
strange little tone Something sets
28:22
your teeth on edge a little
28:24
bit there are lights inside
28:26
the building of course because everything
28:28
is wired up as a
28:30
replica as much as is possible
28:32
and On the top floor
28:35
you could have sworn that a
28:37
tiny shadow passed over the
28:39
light coming out of the windows
28:41
Well, I mean if it
28:43
looks like there's something moving around
28:45
inside a keel definitely hunker
28:47
down And he won't put his
28:49
eye right up against the
28:52
window, but try to get level
28:54
so that he could just
28:56
see in When you look more
28:58
closely you see Certainly not
29:00
what you would have expected you
29:02
see miniature scale models of
29:04
people a very lifelike pose like
29:06
they just Exited the elevator
29:09
stepped off the elevator on the
29:11
top floor But they don't
29:13
look like the kind of little
29:15
people that you would have
29:17
in scale models to show off
29:19
an architectural design Because usually
29:21
you would not have a tall
29:23
scarred really rough off looking
29:25
dude with a sword or a
29:28
more Slight sort of gender
29:30
non -specific person liberally spattered with
29:32
blood tracking blood out of the
29:34
elevator But that's sure how
29:36
these models are set up And
29:38
as you stare at them
29:40
you feel like Not that they
29:42
are staring back at you
29:45
so much, but that's something is
29:48
And you feel like Something might
29:50
happen to you if you
29:52
look away You find that your
29:54
eyes are watering You just
29:57
don't want to take the risk
29:59
of looking away, and then
30:01
you realize that you just have to
30:03
blink. It's physiologically
30:05
necessary, and when you blink,
30:07
you don't know, you do
30:09
it real quick, but wasn't
30:11
the tall guy with the
30:14
sword's right foot forward? Because
30:17
now it's the left foot that's forward.
30:19
Are they a little closer to you? I
30:21
like you to roll your instauror. I
30:23
got a flat on the die, so
30:26
that puts me at a 5, and
30:28
I'm just gonna leave it at a
30:30
5. You pass. You stand to take
30:32
5, less your ranks in Knowledge Eldritch.
30:34
Which is an S, so I take
30:36
nothing. Yeah, you're okay. I mean, it's
30:38
weird, but it's weird in a way
30:40
that for at least the moment you
30:42
feel like you can handle. You
30:45
good you've been staring at that for a
30:47
while. Uhh...
30:50
Probably don't look at this.
30:52
Alright. Do you need me to
30:54
like drag you away? Uh, not
30:57
quite yet. If
30:59
I stop talking, then
31:01
yes. But don't
31:04
look in here,
31:06
because it's weird,
31:08
and I want
31:10
to protect your
31:12
soul. Uh, appreciated.
31:15
I'm going to do something
31:17
rash in 3, 2, 1,
31:19
and then Aiki starts waving
31:21
his hand up and down
31:23
in front of his eyes
31:25
to rapidly break line of
31:27
sight over and over again
31:30
to see how fast the
31:32
mannequin little model people can
31:34
move. Yeah. Uh, repeat
31:36
exposure. Go ahead and lose
31:39
one humanity for doing this on
31:41
purpose, but yes, the tall
31:43
man with the sword is helping
31:45
the injured -looking person move from
31:47
the elevator down the hallway.
31:49
They look like stop -motion
31:51
animated, and like they are
31:53
unfamiliar with their environment, and
31:56
scared. Alright, so Aiki,
31:58
having seen that... is
32:00
going to break eye
32:02
contact with it finally, and
32:04
look back to Stace.
32:06
So there's like moving
32:08
figurines in there,
32:10
and I feel like
32:13
Joey the Necrolord said
32:15
something about certain
32:17
important people trapped somewhere,
32:19
and these look like people, and
32:22
they look confused. So
32:24
we did it, question mark?
32:27
Do you want to grab the
32:29
building and your arm like a
32:31
football and leave, or do we
32:33
want to smash it? Yeah, that's
32:35
the tricky thing about a cult
32:37
shit like this, like we could smash it,
32:39
and that could free them, or it could
32:42
kill them. We could pick it up, and that
32:44
could free them, or it could kill us,
32:46
or do nothing. We could try and
32:48
reach in and grab the little figures, and
32:50
just take them out, which might free
32:52
them, or kill them, or both. This
32:55
really to me sounds like
32:57
the perfect occasion for a
32:59
hybrid check between investigation and
33:01
knowledge eldritch, because yeah, there's
33:04
usually a right and wrong way
33:06
to do things like this. No,
33:08
this is literally what this character
33:10
is built to do. So because
33:13
I have Bart with me, I
33:15
have an S in investigation, and
33:17
I already have an S in
33:19
knowledge eldritch, and I have five
33:21
focus, so it's pretty much the
33:23
best thing. I got a flat
33:25
on the die, I'm going to
33:27
go ahead and replace that with
33:29
a plus two instead, spend my
33:32
three temporary strain in knowledge eldritch,
33:34
and I'm going to roll my
33:36
principle of don't trust
33:38
the hierarchy, because in this
33:40
case, everything in this
33:42
place is strictly regimented and
33:44
organized and perfect, and
33:46
clearly works like a finely oiled machine,
33:49
and it is very uncomfortable, and
33:51
I don't trust it, and I kind
33:53
of want to break it, but
33:55
not in a way that gets me
33:57
or my friends killed, and
33:59
I rolled - Three, so that
34:01
is a 13. Cool. Lose
34:04
26 humanity. Jesus Christ.
34:06
Oh, that
34:08
hurts. You know a lot about
34:10
how this place works now,
34:13
Ishmael, and how these displays work and
34:15
what they really are. These
34:17
are conduits of sympathetic
34:19
magic. This is a control
34:21
room that operates eldritch
34:23
processes across the world in
34:26
different buildings. And you
34:28
start to understand how you
34:30
don't just open but
34:32
activate these displays. You now
34:35
have a limited but
34:37
significant ability to affect reality
34:39
within something. Within
34:41
a construct that is distributed across
34:43
multiple buildings in multiple places,
34:45
that you only begin to grasp
34:47
the magnitude of. I think
34:49
you can intuit here that all
34:52
these tables should have things
34:54
on them. The fact that they
34:56
don't is because it was
34:58
left alone for too long and
35:00
something atrophied, something decayed. This
35:02
place is in the process
35:04
of being rebuilt or remembering
35:06
itself. But yeah,
35:08
you understand a lot
35:10
about how these displays
35:13
work and can probably
35:15
use them now to
35:17
both affect reality and
35:19
satisfy your curiosity. Great.
35:21
So Stace sees as
35:23
Aiki starts to really
35:25
focus in on this
35:28
and put his mind
35:30
to understanding it. There
35:32
is a feeling like the
35:34
room is leaning in around
35:36
him and the shadows seem
35:38
to lengthen and there's a
35:40
long pause where the world
35:42
holds its breath. And when
35:44
he stands back up again,
35:46
Aiki's skin looks way more
35:48
salo and his hair looks
35:51
like it's starting to rot
35:53
off of his head a
35:55
little bit. And you notice
35:57
that while you watch his
35:59
fingernails start. get longer and
36:01
crack and his eyes look
36:03
yellowed he says well
36:05
I have just learned something
36:07
about the universe you
36:09
look like shit yeah um
36:11
I left something behind
36:13
learning about it and I'm
36:15
real hungry which I
36:17
will have to deal with
36:19
at some point but
36:21
I think I can now
36:23
control space and time
36:25
does that mean we're done
36:27
not quite yet and
36:29
achy's going to display his hands
36:31
out like part conductor part puppet
36:34
master and start fucking with
36:36
stuff what stuff do you fuck
36:38
with first that's important for
36:40
me to know yeah uh first
36:42
off would probably be to
36:44
make sure the rest of the
36:46
team is not in and
36:49
hurt them towards stays and achy
36:51
I don't think he would
36:53
just pull them out of hammer
36:55
space into this room because
36:57
that would probably hurt them well
36:59
that's not exactly how it
37:01
works anyway so okay but your
37:04
your desire your intention is
37:06
to gather everyone here yes okay
37:08
so you go to the
37:10
estate model and you just sort
37:12
of without thinking about it
37:14
open a panel and like oh
37:16
would you look at that
37:19
this is the exact room that
37:21
they are in you in
37:23
fact without thinking about it flutter
37:25
a blink and watch as
37:27
miniature sheath walks into the music
37:29
room there are in fact
37:31
miniatures of you guys in
37:33
this at least there are
37:35
now at least achy can
37:37
see them and the scale
37:39
of these tiny figures as
37:41
long as you stand in
37:43
this room it feels like
37:45
those are the real tests
37:48
and sanctity and sheath and
37:50
you are the real achy
37:52
the scale difference is palpable
37:54
you are this gigantic being
37:57
looming over them like
37:59
a god And so you just
38:01
Rearrange the rooms a bit
38:03
so that they can be where
38:05
you are Sheath
38:07
you wander out of this workshop kind of
38:09
in a bit of a reverie Like
38:11
you're not sure what you're looking at none
38:13
of this stuff makes any sense to
38:15
you But you think you hear
38:18
Sanctity talking and then
38:20
you hear Unmistakably
38:22
one short inexperently played
38:24
note of an accordion You
38:27
and Tess following this
38:30
accordion note find yourself
38:32
in the very impressive
38:34
music room So you
38:36
are now face -to -face with sanctity
38:38
and Barb who seem to
38:41
be sort of taking in just
38:43
the majesty of How much?
38:45
Musical equipment there is how well
38:47
designed the room is oh
38:49
my god Hey guy, we like
38:51
we're trying to this is
38:53
an outside She three thoughts
38:55
move through sheath's brain
38:58
at once But we found
39:00
you hey, and you felt sanctity.
39:02
Oh my god sheath's eyes go wide
39:04
and they start moving pretty quickly
39:06
You found an accordion is it is
39:08
this new oh my god no
39:10
clue. This is a classic Is it
39:13
really do you mind do you
39:15
mind if I look I wasn't gonna
39:17
do anything with this isn't our
39:19
house Sheath doesn't stop me
39:21
from looking God. I know
39:23
that's what I'm saying We don't need
39:25
our permission to look at
39:28
it She took it the opposite
39:30
way. Yeah Go for
39:32
it bud. You pick up
39:34
this accordion. It's very nice
39:36
It might not be like the best accordion
39:38
you've ever picked up ever because there's
39:40
probably one that you've played a lot of
39:42
performances on that's like Well loved and
39:44
perfect in that way, but it's definitely the most
39:46
expensive one that you've ever picked up That's
39:48
for sure There comes a
39:51
sharp tapping at the window
39:53
And you see one of Kayla's
39:55
bone gargoyles Tapping at the
39:57
glass and like waving it little
39:59
bony hands to try to
40:01
get attention. Barb waves back.
40:04
I think this is a hoener Hanukkah. It's
40:08
sort of scratching at the window. It
40:10
clearly can't get purchase on the outside. It
40:12
looks like it wants in. Barb will
40:14
go up for an open the window. When you
40:16
open it, some sheet music
40:19
flutters. There's a gust of air
40:21
through the room as some
40:23
pressure equalizes. And that breath of
40:25
air out of the house, fucking
40:29
molecularly disintegrates the bone gargoyle.
40:31
It is a puff of dust
40:33
on the wind now. Oh,
40:35
gosh. Roll against Torah, Barb. Plus
40:38
two, my focus is a
40:40
three. You certainly pass. You seem
40:42
to take two points of strife.
40:44
I think that others in the
40:46
room probably saw at least a
40:48
glimpse of what happened. Yeah, she's
40:50
certainly. She's like, that is true. You
40:53
might want to close that window.
40:55
Barb very carefully shuts the window again.
40:57
Well, good to know. So none of us
40:59
stick our arms out. But you guys
41:02
are doing fine. So that's interesting.
41:04
However, suddenly there is more light pouring
41:06
into the room from the doorway
41:08
that Tess and Sheeth just came through.
41:10
And you hear voices. That
41:12
doorway now leads to a gallery
41:14
with ludicrously detailed scale models on a
41:17
handful of tables in a very
41:19
large room with a lot more room
41:21
for more displays that aren't there. Ishmael
41:24
and Stace are there. You did
41:26
not walk through that room or past
41:28
Ishmael or Stace. Sheeth, you need
41:30
to roll against Torah. Yeah. Dismayed
41:33
honk from the accordion. Plus
41:36
two on the dice. So plus
41:38
four, that would be a six. Yeah,
41:40
you certainly pass. You stand to
41:42
take three points of strife. Two, spiritual
41:44
strain. I will also need a
41:46
horror check from Barb and Sanctity. Because
41:48
you've been in here for a while. That
41:51
was not the room that you came
41:53
in through. Actually, you know what?
41:55
Give me a luck roll, both of you. Hey, plus
41:57
one. Plus one. Oh,
41:59
you guys - came in from a different door
42:01
there's no horror check for you
42:03
sweet like you could have just not
42:05
looked through that doorway yet well
42:07
and with aches control of things maybe
42:09
I tried to rearrange it that
42:11
way odd purpose yeah maybe so but
42:13
now you guys are
42:15
all at least in
42:18
view of one another
42:20
aches got like magic control
42:22
of the house or
42:24
whatever okay awesome more magic
42:26
shit yeah great oh
42:29
fuck sanctity
42:32
barb and she's
42:34
when Stace talks to you from this
42:36
other room you can sort of
42:38
hear some echoes of their voice
42:40
from the big resonance of
42:42
the large gallery coming through but
42:44
like something about when the
42:46
voice passes through the doorway to
42:49
the room in which you
42:51
are it just becomes more pleasant
42:53
to listen to there is something
42:55
happening here sonically between the members
42:57
of 401 I'm not okay wait
42:59
it's like you feel like you
43:01
can't put a foot wrong in
43:03
a way Stace I just got
43:05
the ting like I just got
43:07
the vibe like like I know
43:09
this is an inappropriate time but
43:11
like like I just got the
43:13
jam vibe like thank you for
43:15
refraining from calling it the tingle
43:17
I heard you tried to call
43:19
it that I appreciate you changing
43:21
it I second Barb yeah why
43:23
are you holding an accordion Stace
43:25
you gotta come in
43:27
here Stace shrugs and goes
43:29
into the music room
43:31
Stace this place rules sonically
43:33
it's oddly perfect and
43:36
there are though quite old
43:38
electric guitars of models
43:40
that then descended to the
43:42
ones that you prefer
43:44
in here you're probably pretty
43:46
knowledgeable yeah on guitars
43:48
so you see models going
43:50
all the way to
43:52
the late 60s here some
43:54
are older is that it
43:56
one of the early
43:58
less Paul's Like, can we
44:00
just, like, I know the
44:02
world's fucked right now, but can
44:05
we just, like, what's wrong
44:07
with stopping and having a quick
44:09
jam? We're in a haunted
44:11
house and it'll probably, like, eat
44:13
our minds or something. God,
44:15
I hate that you're fucking right.
44:17
It's probably already eating our
44:19
minds. Honestly though, it's my haunted
44:21
house now, and I think
44:23
you're fine. I got you, if
44:25
you really have the inspiration.
44:27
Aiki, do you want to look
44:29
at the replica of the
44:31
music room and see what you
44:33
can see? Sure. Yeah, so
44:35
you just sort of, like, dip
44:37
your toes in that spiritually
44:39
and, um, yeah, significant things happened
44:41
here at some point in
44:44
the past, having to do with
44:46
music. And if musicians in
44:48
a spirit of community and collaboration
44:50
made music in this room
44:52
and did a good enough job,
44:54
that is another lever. That
44:56
is another part of the method
44:58
of control for this building. You
45:00
don't know how it compares
45:03
to what you're doing. It's more
45:05
specific to this place. You
45:07
have a feeling that there's no,
45:09
like, way of doing a
45:11
magic music thing in any of
45:13
these other buildings that you
45:15
have displays of. What you're doing
45:17
is relevant to everything that
45:20
is connected to this larger complex.
45:22
This is the thing that
45:24
is specific to this estate, this
45:26
very house. Okay, so, uh,
45:28
I don't really feel capable of
45:30
going fully into everything. And if
45:32
anybody's looking at Aiki, they
45:35
see a fingernail just fall off
45:37
of his hand. But
45:39
trust me when I say
45:41
on a metaphysical and occult level,
45:43
we actually do need you
45:45
to heal the world with music.
45:47
Like, oh my god. What?
45:49
If you all play and you
45:51
do well enough, I think
45:53
you'll heal some of this tapestry
45:55
we're trying to put back
45:57
together to get these people out.
46:00
So, oh my god,
46:02
my mom was right.
46:04
Seems about as likely
46:06
as us turning into
46:08
undead, creature -powered house things,
46:10
sure. This is ridiculous.
46:14
Sanctity, you say this is
46:16
ridiculous and you realize that
46:18
you set it into a
46:20
microphone. Yes! You're
46:22
standing on the little stage
46:24
in front of the drum set
46:26
with the big mic stand,
46:28
like that fucking cool like 50s
46:30
radio microphone. Yeah! Kind of
46:32
set up. And you love
46:34
the way your voice that
46:37
goes back to you in
46:39
this room. There is an
46:41
undertow. There is an inexorable
46:43
current that has to be
46:45
completed. You're all here. You're
46:47
in weirdly one of the
46:49
best venues you've ever been
46:51
in, in the middle of
46:53
this strange visitation during an
46:55
apocalypse. And there has never
46:57
been a more necessary time
46:59
for 401 I'm not okay to
47:01
put aside the concerns of the
47:03
moment and reach out and
47:05
touch the divine through the perfect
47:08
conduit of rock and roll
47:10
music. The vibes and the dynamics
47:12
being what they are, I
47:14
want to know what everyone except
47:16
for sanctity would reach a
47:18
consensus on wanting to achieve through
47:20
their music. And then I
47:23
also want to know what sanctity
47:25
wants to achieve through her
47:27
music because that's roughly equally weighted
47:29
scales. At least my
47:31
energy thought right now is
47:33
like really jamming authentically and
47:35
in a way to honor
47:38
like everybody we've lost. Stace
47:40
is really just looking to
47:42
like connect with the band,
47:44
foster that spirit of like,
47:46
you know, we're all in
47:48
this together playing music together.
47:50
Like things might be okay.
47:53
Barb just really wants the band to have
47:55
a singer again. To
47:57
have a whole band again.
48:00
You know, like maybe make it through
48:02
a whole cool set without church
48:04
zombies Yeah, you know wizards
48:06
or just any want to make it
48:08
through a set without things going
48:10
terribly wrong and without their friends
48:12
dying and What's the world just
48:14
be at peace for a moment?
48:16
in this moment sanctity can't deny
48:18
that 401
48:20
I'm not okay always
48:22
was kind of her
48:25
stable consistent Feel when
48:27
she performed and that's
48:29
why her solo career
48:31
Failed even though she'd
48:34
never actually admit it
48:36
to herself. I think that
48:38
in some way as
48:40
Sanctity's kind of completed by
48:43
401. I'm not okay
48:45
it re -ups the urge
48:47
that she's always felt when
48:49
she's around them to
48:51
be the center of the
48:54
universe and in some
48:56
way if this Jam session
48:58
that she thinks is
49:00
more ridiculous than anything if
49:03
it's going to heal
49:05
something about the world She
49:07
wants to be at the center of that new healed world
49:09
Yeah, that's
49:12
it Yeah,
49:14
sounds about right what I
49:16
need from every member
49:18
of the band is a
49:20
performance check now for
49:23
Sanctity that's going to be
49:25
willpower for the others.
49:27
It will be an instrument
49:29
skill drums can be
49:32
focus or Dexterity the other
49:34
instruments are dexterity. I
49:36
have a knowledge music. I
49:38
will say that that sort
49:41
of means People are
49:43
sort of unconsciously looking to
49:45
you for cues a little
49:47
bit as the improvisation
49:49
happens meaning that you sort
49:51
of just Get to ignore
49:53
negative dice results seems good on
49:55
this one. You're not gonna
49:57
get caught falling out of step
49:59
with people as much because they're more looking
50:01
to follow what you're doing. Sanktity got
50:03
a plus three on the die for
50:05
a total of seven. I'll use my
50:07
motivation. I'm going to use my principle
50:09
of survival of the fittest. Okay. You're like,
50:12
no, my vision. Oh my gosh. Yeah.
50:14
So that's a d3 and then you
50:16
can spend up to three spiritual strain
50:18
on this. I
50:23
rolled a six on the die.
50:25
So that's a - That's another three.
50:27
So you're at 10 before strain?
50:29
You can just get a
50:32
13 if you want. Yeah, give
50:34
me. So Sanktity's at a
50:36
13. If we're not the singer,
50:38
can we still use Charisma?
50:40
I think you specifically could use
50:43
Charisma because you are leading
50:45
people's cues so much. Everyone else
50:47
must use either dexterity or
50:49
focus. I take the plus two
50:51
and Lou of rolling. And
50:53
then I will invoke my bond
50:56
of loyalty to 401. I'm
50:58
not okay. Yeah. Because this is
51:00
the band as it remains.
51:02
And that's a two, which
51:04
is an eight. And then
51:06
I'll spend my three temp
51:08
strain to take that to
51:10
an 11 with my S
51:12
and presence. Another ridiculous result.
51:14
How about sheath and barb?
51:16
I am going to be
51:18
using my S rank in
51:20
specifically accordion. Yes! You're pioneering
51:22
a way of kind of
51:24
one man banding it where
51:26
you are sustaining base notes
51:28
and playing the accordion. It
51:30
shouldn't work, but it's working. Boink
51:33
-o -boink -o, Dropkick Murphy's, you know,
51:36
they all do it. So
51:38
I will take a plus two
51:40
instead of rolling. Plus my
51:42
five dexterity is seven. And then
51:44
I have my loyalty to
51:47
the band as it remains. But
51:49
I roll real quick. That's
51:51
a one, so eight. And then
51:53
I'm going to spend three
51:55
strain to bring that to an
51:57
11 as well. So barb. Yeah.
52:00
I'm going to let the band
52:03
down. But it's fine. Everyone's
52:05
following. Is it following me
52:07
on the drums? We're all
52:09
following Stace. So it's fine.
52:11
Well, they're following you on
52:13
the drums in terms of
52:15
measure by measure, but when
52:17
it feels like you're getting
52:19
to a point of transition
52:21
in the music, people are
52:24
looking to Stace for like,
52:26
are we speeding up? Are we
52:28
slowing down? Are we changing key?
52:30
you are holding things together. So
52:32
I got plus two on the dice.
52:35
My decks is a four. My
52:37
bond for when I'm not okay,
52:39
although I'm also tempted to use
52:41
my go loud or go home.
52:43
Either one is perfectly appropriate here.
52:45
Five, so it's another three. So
52:48
I'm at a nine. So I'll
52:50
spend two strain to get to
52:52
an 11. Just to perfectly match
52:54
it all up there. Just to
52:56
catch up. Glorious. Okay. Wow, all
52:58
right. I think Tess and even
53:00
Ishmael, despite being like clearly super
53:03
invested in the magic of this
53:05
place and like not that interested
53:07
in what you guys are doing,
53:10
I think they end up completely
53:12
fucking transfixed. This is a
53:14
moment frozen in time. This is
53:17
like Nervana unplugged in New York.
53:19
This is like the live extended
53:21
performance of love, hate, love that
53:24
Allison Chains did. Like, this is
53:26
something that people will talk about
53:28
for a long time. Even though
53:31
only two audience members, so to
53:33
speak, heard it. If there is
53:35
a future, this will be lore
53:38
in the music world. What
53:40
happened here today? What I need
53:42
to know, though? Because Sanctity's role
53:44
was the highest. What does
53:46
this song sort of end
53:49
up being about? Like what
53:51
is the song in terms
53:53
of its tone, its feel?
53:55
What's the vibe, and what
53:57
is the message that sanctity...
54:00
successfully sends through the
54:02
song because in the
54:04
end it's kind of
54:06
a bohemian rhapsody situation. Everyone's
54:09
doing career best work here but it
54:11
is the singer's vision. I
54:13
think that with the circumstances
54:15
and with a lot of
54:17
other things going through her
54:19
head to avoid doing something
54:21
along the lines of we're
54:23
trapped in a haunted house
54:25
and I am so sick
54:27
of hearing about accordions. Sanctity
54:31
sings a love song.
54:33
So because you don't want the
54:36
song to be about your surface frustrations
54:38
like you get a little more
54:40
real? Yes yes and
54:42
I think that it
54:44
is like it's one
54:46
of those 80s ballad
54:48
like hard hitters you
54:50
know with bohemian rhapsody
54:52
because no one actually
54:54
knows what direction we're taking
54:56
the song. Yeah every band
54:58
member is putting something like unexpected
55:00
into it for a sequence
55:02
and somehow it all works. I
55:04
think that it sounds like she's
55:07
singing about how great she is
55:09
and whatever and all like her
55:11
normal stuff that she would default
55:13
to during these sessions in the
55:15
past but I think that to
55:17
her it means something different and
55:20
she's I don't know I think that she
55:22
has mixed feelings about what she's saying
55:24
but I think that she knows exactly what
55:26
she wants to come out of the
55:28
song either way so it doesn't really matter.
55:30
And what is that? Well she wants
55:32
to be the center of the universe
55:34
which means that she wants what? Is
55:36
it a love song from sanctity to
55:38
sanctity? I think that the
55:40
reason that she regrets it
55:43
it's because of her long
55:45
harbored crush that's not Kayla
55:47
and I think that
55:49
that's why she's trying to
55:51
be vague as vague
55:53
as you can be in
55:55
an improv song. Yeah
55:57
so who is this song
55:59
actually? four. It's about
56:01
she. You
56:05
gotta date Kayla because
56:07
she's one's Kayla. It's
56:11
so perfect that the love
56:13
song to she features the
56:15
accordion. I think that
56:18
over the course of playing
56:20
this song she and
56:22
sanctity become aware that each
56:24
other know what is
56:27
happening here. But
56:29
in a way where they are
56:31
both completely terrified to bring it up
56:33
outside of the context of performing
56:35
this song, at least for now. It's
56:37
like everything that can be said
56:39
was just said and like you don't
56:41
know how to how to take
56:43
the next step at all. That's
56:46
something to figure out later if
56:48
there is a later. But over
56:50
the course of this song you
56:52
feel reality reordering itself a bit
56:54
around you, though you don't know
56:56
this in much the same way
56:58
that Ishmael did. Different but equally
57:00
powerful. And Ishmael's guess that he
57:03
just threw out there at the
57:05
beginning proves much more true than
57:07
you might have imagined. There is
57:09
a seller in this house, cleverly
57:11
hidden in terms of its entrance.
57:13
But you can follow the resonance of
57:15
your song to it. You now
57:17
sort of just know where all
57:20
the rooms are. You have almost
57:22
a perfect echolocation map of the
57:24
entire estate in your head, all
57:26
of you, that you don't have
57:28
to expend any energy or effort
57:30
thinking of. You just know exactly
57:32
where you are. And in that
57:34
seller is what this place was
57:36
built to house to contain. You
57:38
don't understand it, but the way
57:40
for you to complete your mission
57:42
from Joey, which is to see
57:44
Tess and Ishmael into this construct
57:46
so that they can rescue what
57:48
needs rescuing from it. The
57:50
answers lie in that seller. There's
57:52
no doubt in your minds.
57:54
Stace hits the final chord and
57:57
lets it ring out. There's
57:59
a resonance. between the decaying
58:01
off guitar chord and the
58:03
extremely sustained quieting and quieting
58:05
note that Sanctity is on
58:07
at the end. There is
58:09
sort of a slightly discordant
58:11
yet beautiful quality to it
58:13
that just perfectly evokes the
58:15
dying sigh of a lover.
58:17
This is the sound if
58:20
you were in the room
58:22
at the end of Romeo
58:24
and Juliet. Sheath
58:26
stands kind of
58:28
vacant wrapped by the beauty
58:30
and the revelation of this
58:32
song. Uh, epic?
58:35
That was epic? It
58:38
was. That word's overused, but it actually
58:40
fits here. The song was like seven
58:42
minutes long. That's
58:46
401. I'm not okay. Were we
58:48
that good? I don't remember us
58:50
being that good. I don't
58:52
either. I mean
58:54
I'm pretty sure we were always that amazing. The
58:57
accordion helps though. Oh
58:59
yeah. And Barb gives like
59:01
a wicked grin towards Sanctity. Maybe
59:03
that's what we were missing. I
59:06
think you guys are full of shit. Sheath's
59:08
eyes are just wide
59:10
still on Sanctity. Stace
59:15
looks to the two
59:17
audience members. Uh, the thing
59:19
is in the basement.
59:21
Yeah. Tess involuntarily looks quickly
59:24
to Ishmael when you
59:26
say that. I, oh
59:28
shit. You called it. I
59:30
guess attuned with the house or
59:33
something. But yeah, it's in the
59:35
basement. Stace reverently puts this old
59:37
guitar back up on the stand
59:39
on the wall. That was uh,
59:41
wow. Yeah, I
59:43
don't, I have like nothing really
59:46
to say to that. Um,
59:48
you're not normally that good,
59:50
are you? Like I said,
59:52
I don't think we are. Okay. Maybe
59:55
since the Lich Powers. Yeah,
59:57
yeah. Dude, we get music
59:59
magic. The - This room
1:00:01
were immaculate. Yes You
1:00:04
know where Tess and Ishmael
1:00:06
must go. So we
1:00:08
take them to the door and then
1:00:10
we're dumb And that's kind of what it
1:00:12
feels like. I thought we had to
1:00:14
do something for a God or something
1:00:16
like that or Did that
1:00:19
weird God guy
1:00:21
just Want us
1:00:23
alive Joey Necrolord
1:00:25
Joey Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty
1:00:27
sure he's just a big fan of
1:00:29
yours And and wanted to make sure
1:00:31
that the band got back together so
1:00:34
that they could play a reunion tour
1:00:36
Us being alive didn't really seem
1:00:38
important though as the
1:00:40
the Necrolord Yeah, would
1:00:42
suggest I have just
1:00:44
sort of mixed feelings about influence
1:00:46
in your decision at this point
1:00:48
You definitely did what you agreed
1:00:50
to do You've
1:00:52
been very helpful clearly you are
1:00:54
magically musical which is pretty neat
1:00:56
Tess and I are going in
1:00:59
the basement. You can you could
1:01:01
try it come you can you
1:01:03
can bail you've certainly fulfilled your
1:01:05
contractual obligations one way or the
1:01:07
other can we use this to
1:01:09
like Help people do we want
1:01:11
to help people ishmael makes
1:01:13
a Face but doesn't say
1:01:15
anything. What are we gonna
1:01:18
drag it outside and play
1:01:20
a Charity concert. I
1:01:22
think we kind of tried that
1:01:24
There's no more Concerts
1:01:26
to play so and I didn't
1:01:28
make any agreement with anyone
1:01:30
nor did I become a lich
1:01:32
But you you do want to stick stick.
1:01:34
I'm not but you would have
1:01:37
to like you do want
1:01:39
to Stick around or no I
1:01:43
don't know Yeah, this room is
1:01:45
special sure But you guys just
1:01:47
did that and you're pretty sure
1:01:49
that you can do that again
1:01:51
and like yeah, maybe there's not
1:01:53
as many concerts But music is
1:01:55
both still part of humanity and
1:01:57
also you have a feeling a conduit
1:01:59
to some Something more than that. Depends.
1:02:03
Are you planning on slowing
1:02:05
me down? Slowing you down
1:02:08
from what? Surviving. It's
1:02:10
all we have left to do. One think of it.
1:02:14
Whatever you would need. Can't
1:02:17
imagine the armies of undead we have
1:02:19
following us are to be bad
1:02:21
for surviving. Sanctity's going
1:02:23
to glare at the ground and
1:02:25
then fold her arms and shrug.
1:02:28
She's trying really hard to be neutral
1:02:30
about this. She doesn't want to be
1:02:32
the person who's like, guys, I really
1:02:34
want to get the band back together. Probably
1:02:37
the best way to retain
1:02:39
your cool factor and your aloofness
1:02:41
would be to at least
1:02:43
temporarily refocus on finishing up the
1:02:46
favor that your bandmates owe
1:02:48
in exchange for the power that
1:02:50
allowed them to survive long
1:02:52
enough for you to rejoin them
1:02:54
and in your mind lead
1:02:56
them to greatness here. Why
1:02:59
don't we get Tess and
1:03:01
Ishmael through the whatever door
1:03:03
and then we'll I'll have an
1:03:05
answer. Oh, yes. Yeah. Of course.
1:03:07
Great idea. The cellar
1:03:09
is accessed via a very cleverly hidden
1:03:12
trap door, quite small, not long
1:03:14
of a drop. Like you're not going
1:03:16
to break your legs or anything. The
1:03:19
square of illumination where
1:03:21
it opens shows a
1:03:24
somewhat uneven dirt floor
1:03:26
that looks weirdly wet. Ew.
1:03:29
Well, uh, this is our
1:03:31
stop. Are basements normally this
1:03:33
wet? Some pump
1:03:35
probably broke. So no.
1:03:37
Let's get this over with.
1:03:40
Rule number one of
1:03:42
haunted houses, friends. Do not
1:03:44
hypothesize what the mystery
1:03:46
fluid would be. Ishmael's gonna
1:03:48
descend as far as he
1:03:50
can. Tess jumps down. Ishmael
1:03:53
descends. The moment Ishmael's
1:03:55
head breaks the plane of
1:03:58
the floor when he is below
1:04:00
the trapdoor it slams shut
1:04:02
behind him of its own
1:04:04
accord and that's the last
1:04:06
that 401 I'm not okay
1:04:08
see of Ishmael or Tess
1:04:10
or Bart a lot happens
1:04:12
now there is a rumbling
1:04:15
groaning sound throughout the house
1:04:17
band members you realize it
1:04:19
feels like you have some
1:04:21
sort of weird vertigo or
1:04:23
headache or something but what
1:04:25
is actually happening is the
1:04:27
dimensions of the house are
1:04:29
changing the rooms every last
1:04:31
one of them are
1:04:34
slowly but surely stretching and
1:04:36
they are stretching at
1:04:38
a constant rate relative to
1:04:40
their size which means
1:04:42
that if you don't leave
1:04:44
the house soon it
1:04:46
will become physically impossible to
1:04:48
reach speeds necessary to
1:04:50
escape the house good time
1:04:52
all right let's go
1:04:54
as the house expands and
1:04:56
you try to leave
1:04:59
it you become conscious of
1:05:01
the structure itself
1:05:03
picture plant like trying
1:05:05
to keep you
1:05:07
from leaving I need
1:05:09
everyone in the
1:05:11
band to roll up
1:05:13
I got a watch I
1:05:15
got a plus two a plus
1:05:17
one I got a plus
1:05:19
one so the rooms are stretching
1:05:21
and the first couple of
1:05:23
times that you attempt to leave
1:05:26
through the front door that
1:05:28
you make it to you find
1:05:30
yourself walking into another exterior
1:05:32
door in a different part of
1:05:34
the house this place doesn't
1:05:36
want you to leave but by
1:05:38
working together you're able just
1:05:40
barely to get outside before the
1:05:42
house recedes back to its
1:05:44
original dimensions what I need
1:05:46
to hear about is
1:05:49
how you get out and
1:05:51
avoid the changes there
1:05:53
are suddenly artworks and decorations
1:05:55
and carved frescoes and
1:05:58
murals that were not before,
1:06:00
many of them
1:06:02
depicting bulls, minotaurs, labyrinths,
1:06:04
and before long
1:06:06
you become conscious of
1:06:08
movement in the
1:06:10
walls. Not the scratching
1:06:12
of rodents, seemingly
1:06:14
organic, fluid -like distortions
1:06:16
of the dimensions of
1:06:18
the walls themselves,
1:06:20
you realize what you
1:06:22
are looking at
1:06:24
is humanoid forms moving
1:06:26
through the walls
1:06:28
and distorting their dimensions
1:06:30
in a perfectly seamless manner,
1:06:32
and eventually the people
1:06:34
in the walls start
1:06:37
to reach for you, an
1:06:39
attempt to capture you.
1:06:41
But once again, your
1:06:43
synchronicity as a group has
1:06:45
a band is just
1:06:48
slightly too great. So what
1:06:50
are these last triumphant
1:06:52
moments inside this nightmare?
1:06:54
4401, I'm not okay, before
1:06:56
they leave. I think
1:06:58
much like the playing of
1:07:01
the band as they
1:07:03
followed Stace, again they're
1:07:05
following Stace's lead. Moving
1:07:07
in formation as Stace
1:07:09
catches a couple of
1:07:11
hands that are then
1:07:13
blocked or diverted by
1:07:15
band members. Keeping everyone
1:07:17
moving in the right
1:07:19
direction and no one's
1:07:21
getting split up due
1:07:23
to Stace's shepherding. I
1:07:25
think as things start getting
1:07:27
weirder and more humanoid the
1:07:29
freakier, a barb to keep
1:07:31
herself from freaking out, starts
1:07:34
humming one of the band's
1:07:36
songs and it helps keep
1:07:38
the group together and in
1:07:40
the same, similar to during
1:07:42
our performances we're following Stace.
1:07:45
We're doing that and now
1:07:47
we're adding the music level
1:07:49
to it. Yeah, it's actually similar
1:07:51
to the role, right? Stace is
1:07:53
making the big changes and you're
1:07:56
keeping the rhythm consistent within each
1:07:58
segment. Sanctity
1:08:01
recognizes what Stace and Barbara
1:08:03
trying to do and has
1:08:05
her moment of losing some
1:08:08
of her cool points to
1:08:10
maybe sacrifice a little bit
1:08:12
of her autonomy, but Sanctity
1:08:15
will link her arm at
1:08:17
the elbow with... barbed to
1:08:19
stay close and then reach
1:08:22
to make sure that they're
1:08:24
not losing eyes on anyone
1:08:26
including sheath who she'll grab
1:08:29
their shirt sleeve and sort
1:08:31
of make sure that they're
1:08:34
connected in some way. As
1:08:36
for one of these deformed hands
1:08:38
with a few too many fingers
1:08:40
to try and push everybody out
1:08:43
really quick as she feels like
1:08:45
a big shoulder check with a
1:08:47
burst of speed to try and
1:08:50
push everybody out really quick as
1:08:52
she feels one of these deformed
1:08:54
hands with a few too many
1:08:57
fingers wrap around one of her
1:08:59
ankles and a shoulder and her
1:09:01
neck. and her face. So everyone
1:09:04
breathes the outside air again, but
1:09:06
sanctity you realize that you're not
1:09:08
holding on to Sheath's hand anymore,
1:09:10
there was that push. You realize
1:09:12
that Sheath was trying to sacrifice
1:09:15
themselves to get you out, but
1:09:17
you can't have that. Not after
1:09:19
admitting what you've admitted to yourself,
1:09:21
not after the performance that you
1:09:23
did. all your bandmates are part
1:09:25
of you in a way that
1:09:28
they weren't before and they don't
1:09:30
belong to this place or the
1:09:32
things inside of it. They belong
1:09:34
to you. As Stace and Barb
1:09:36
were pushed out first, Sanctity is
1:09:39
probably the one that is still
1:09:41
the closest to the door just
1:09:43
given the lineup and by the
1:09:45
time that Stace and Barb turned
1:09:47
around to be like, oh yeah,
1:09:50
we got out. They watched Sanctity
1:09:52
Do maybe the first ever non-selfish
1:09:54
act, they've seen her do, and
1:09:56
sprint back to the door to
1:09:58
grab Sheath or...
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