Vol 101 - The Beginning + Listener Mailbag

Vol 101 - The Beginning + Listener Mailbag

Released Monday, 13th January 2025
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Vol 101 - The Beginning + Listener Mailbag

Vol 101 - The Beginning + Listener Mailbag

Vol 101 - The Beginning + Listener Mailbag

Monday, 13th January 2025
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want to really. And we

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see it all, we see

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all the messages, and I

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figured today might be a

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good time to read some

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of them out. We had

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a review from Coffee McCann.

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Coffee McCann. I just found out

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this show a while back

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and have been binging since.

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Thanks for such creative short

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comment on 98.4 webbing. Excellent

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story. Great narration. Thank you

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very much. What else

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do we have here?

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A comment on Mr.

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this is on YouTube.

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This is good. Thank you,

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James. You are good also.

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What else do we

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Lone Wolf, Haydermaker. Leftist

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review on iTunes on

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the Swift Bet and

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Laxen. and podcast feed. As a

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Canadian First Nations Indian, this is the first

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podcast I found that really has an Indian

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hero. I do not find any of the

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what it is in the period story.

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It is well written and loved the

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old gravely voice of Laksin. I wish

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this podcast will continue. It must continue.

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It's engaging in not just being read.

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It's actually being acted by a real

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talent. Please, please continue. There's not any

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other podcast that put us in the

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light that this podcast does. Thank

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you Walter. Yeah, we

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will. We'll get cracking

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on season two of

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Swift-Barenlekson very soon. I

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love that series. I describe

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it as the Lone Ranger meets...

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Hellboy. A little brain

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fog there. Okay, a little

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review. This is on

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another predictable long-con. Great

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one. Felt like a whole movie

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in a short time. That's from

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Radi Incrush. So you took a

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YouTube comment on that one. Over

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on Patreon, S. Romero, responded to

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Old Fool, which was a patron

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exclusive episode. Damn if this just

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didn't break my heart. Probably used

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for that. I hope you managed

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Mai is using him. On 1.1

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Alien they said, what a simple

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man. Then all that is, is

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ooooooooooooooo! great episode and

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I read this out? I don't know. I

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if only that time it was real.

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Lull. I have a few tweaks I'd

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then Matthew Holler on X or Twitter.

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day and that one hit me. I

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story. Thank you. Thank you Matthew. That's

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very much appreciated. That's all I

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have for today. Yeah, if you have any

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more, be sure to get in touch.

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We love reading them. I love sharing

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and the narrators and the editors and

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less, when you make it if you

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