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Okay, we've been doing a
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If you like the show, if you
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be sure to get in touch
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via a review, a Spotify comment,
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want to really. And we
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see it all, we see
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all the messages, and I
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figured today might be a
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good time to read some
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of them out. We had
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a review from Coffee McCann.
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Coffee McCann. I just found out
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this show a while back
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and have been binging since.
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Thanks for such creative short
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stories. You welcome Coffee McCann.
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Coffee, obviously, is also my
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favorite drink. And I binge
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it all the time. I
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don't have used them in
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this one, but it's a
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comment on 98.4 webbing. Excellent
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story. Great narration. Thank you
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very much. What else
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do we have here?
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A comment on Mr.
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London? From James Hutchison,
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this is on YouTube.
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This is good. Thank you,
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James. You are good also.
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What else do we
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have here? Aha. Walter,
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Lone Wolf, Haydermaker. Leftist
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review on iTunes on
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the Swift Bet and
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Laxen. and podcast feed. As a
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Canadian First Nations Indian, this is the first
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podcast I found that really has an Indian
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hero. I do not find any of the
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language describing us as offensive. It is
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what it is in the period story.
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It is well written and loved the
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old gravely voice of Laksin. I wish
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this podcast will continue. It must continue.
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It's engaging in not just being read.
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It's actually being acted by a real
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talent. Please, please continue. There's not any
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other podcast that put us in the
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light that this podcast does. Thank
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you Walter. Yeah, we
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will. We'll get cracking
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on season two of
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Swift-Barenlekson very soon. I
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love that series. I describe
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it as the Lone Ranger meets...
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Hellboy. A little brain
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fog there. Okay, a little
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review. This is on
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another predictable long-con. Great
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one. Felt like a whole movie
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in a short time. That's from
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Radi Incrush. So you took a
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YouTube comment on that one. Over
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on Patreon, S. Romero, responded to
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Old Fool, which was a patron
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exclusive episode. Damn if this just
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didn't break my heart. Probably used
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for that. I hope you managed
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to get your heart fixed soon. You
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should see a doctor about that. And
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we have some Spotify comments. I
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think most of these are from
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the same person. Let's see. Second
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Mai is using him. On 1.1
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Alien they said, what a simple
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but effective twist, thank you for
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the feedback. On 1.2 The businessman
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man. Then all that is, is
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could. And then chatty cats on
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ooooooooooooooo! great episode and
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that on Dana Numerik
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they said Oh, should
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I read this out? I don't know. I
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lost the love of my life at age
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27. I'm not sure I wouldn't have used
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this technology to keep him
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alive. Of that and the way Yvonne
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ended her life both resonated
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with me. Great story. Which I
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also posted on. Photoshop Wizard. Love this
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if only that time it was real.
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Lull. I have a few tweaks I'd
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day and that one hit me. I
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woke up early the next morning and
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couldn't get out of my head. Great
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story. Thank you. Thank you Matthew. That's
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very much appreciated. That's all I
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have for today. Yeah, if you have any
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more, be sure to get in touch.
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We love reading them. I love sharing
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and the narrators and the editors and
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everyone behind the scenes. It makes it
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less, when you make it if you
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