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I need Brooke, five more points

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we're in the first half. So

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it's really Brooke

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being able to hold his own

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because he's kind of the, like

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he could wind up with like seven points or some

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I took him for eight. That's what I

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that's nice. That is

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the dream. Yeah, that's

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fantastic. So do you think that

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there's a chance this is a finals

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preview right now looking at the

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way the Bucks and the Thunder are

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put together? No.

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No, I don't think the Thunder go make

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it. Which team has a better shot? Bucks.

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You think so? The Bucks would go back? Yeah

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I just think they're a match of

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problem. See with the bucks I'm still

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worried about how they match up against

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the Celtics as far as getting there

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you know I don't know if they

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make a move or if they wind

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up with this same roster I mean

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there's better and savvy but do they

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have the depth that the Celtics do?

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You think they have the depth? I

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think that Janus is hard to guard

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and I think Dan could shoot the

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ball so Oh

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yeah, Dave is definitely, I

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mean, Dave's a great shooter.

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Dave is locked in and

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dialed in. And then Caruso,

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you had Caruso to the

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Thunder, I mean, that's a

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game. Call that file? That's

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Ali, hook the brook! What

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minute marker are you out

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in here? Second quarter, four

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minutes, I believe so. So

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you're ahead of me a

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little bit. Okay, my bet.

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No, you're good, I don't

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mind it. I just caught

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the honest, ooh. Oh yeah,

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I just called it too.

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Okay, so I'm ahead of

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you. Blessings on blessings on

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blessings. Dude, I miss Isaiah

7:16

Joe on the Sixers. Isaiah

7:19

Joe was such a underrated

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problem as far as just

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being a pure shooter. Then

7:25

a thunder pick him up

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for freaking nothing. Nothing. Makes

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me freaking hot. Well, it

7:32

makes me severely peoed. I

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was like, Ben back in

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the stage, bro. How's the,

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how's the, uh, the lake?

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Getting better. Cheap. You got

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some, got some needle in

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back car, working on the

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jump shop, making sure that's

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tight. Looks good. Looks good.

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Yeah, that's it's gotta

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honest

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can't

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hit

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it. Come

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on man

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I'll be

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coming

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on.

8:28

about to spoil the whole

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thing for you. Yeah, so what's

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the first thing you did when

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you got back to the States?

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Uh, I understand New York,

8:39

I wanted to see you, but...

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Yes, I was aware for the

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funeral, tough times. He

8:45

was going for the funeral, so

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I couldn't see you, so I

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was in New York border sale

8:52

for a night, and I won

8:54

p.m. flight. I'm trying to

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see, the first thing I

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ate was Chinese food in

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New York. Oh, did you remember

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what kind of, where you went?

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Or you just went to like

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A1 Chinese number one? No, I

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just went to, I dored to

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ask it. Just random, how was

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it? It hit? Bro, I

9:17

don't know what I ate.

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It was greasy. I don't

9:21

know, everything looked like chicken.

9:23

It might not have been

9:25

though. in New York, it

9:27

could have been one of

9:30

those river rats. And

9:32

then it was, it was

9:34

late, real late at

9:36

night. Yeah, I mean, there

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are great, I wish

9:41

I was here because

9:43

I would have taken

9:45

you to this Chinese

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spot that is amazing,

9:50

called blue. U-L-U-H, it's

9:52

incredible, U-L-U-H,

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incredible Shanghai

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style. I

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don't like how my bed

10:03

looks. I'm about to

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take this cash. That's

10:08

another one. Bangkok is

10:11

Chinese. What do I know

10:13

though? Oh. I don't know. Oh. I

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don't like how my bed

10:17

looks. I'm about to

10:19

take this cash out. No,

10:22

bro. Ride it out. I

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need brook. Somebody to

10:27

score one more bucket,

10:29

man. So

10:32

if you don't get

10:34

one more before the

10:37

half you cashing I

10:39

think I might They

10:41

got to get

10:43

another one before

10:45

the half So

10:47

the Thunder is

10:49

supposed to witness

10:52

game, huh? No pushing

10:54

and shoving on

10:56

the floor if you

10:58

know what I mean They

11:01

can't kick someone out of this

11:03

game. Yo, so what do you

11:05

think of the new all-star format?

11:07

So I was reading up on

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it. I didn't really understand

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it inform me Four different

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teams eight players on each team

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games to 40 so the first two

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two teams play the game of

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40 actually is three teams and

11:23

the last team is made up

11:25

of the winner of the rookie

11:28

software game So there's eight players

11:30

off rookie sophomore playing against

11:32

three all-star teams from the

11:35

actual rest of the NBA.

11:37

And there's going to be a

11:39

mini tournament first to 40 in each

11:41

game. And you have eight players. So

11:43

three subs. No, I don't like that

11:45

shit. Why? I don't know, man. I

11:48

like East West, man. They messed

11:50

it up when they started picking

11:52

captains, bro. Pick the East West

11:54

because the East is changing. See,

11:56

usually it was the west east, you know, Michael Jordan

11:58

was playing east as well. a lot. But now

12:01

the West was good, you know, uh,

12:03

Kobe Bryant, Air and all that,

12:05

like, keep it East West, man.

12:07

East West give you good smoke.

12:10

Uh, that's where I'm going to

12:12

have to disagree with you, my

12:14

friend. If you look at back

12:16

at the annals of history, no

12:19

one gives a fuck about the

12:21

all-star game anymore. They need to

12:23

shake it up. They need to

12:25

do something different. At

12:27

least try this for it. Say

12:30

no one gives a fuck about

12:32

the all-star game? I'm not talking

12:34

to you like that, I'm

12:36

talking about the all-star game.

12:38

I didn't say no one goes

12:41

fuck about you. Do you know that

12:43

no one can hear really wrong?

12:45

None the pain, none of the

12:47

pain, none of the pain, none of

12:49

the pain, none of the pain, none

12:51

of the pain. No of a game,

12:53

no of a game, no of a

12:55

game. What do you think about

12:58

Frank ocean? I like his music.

13:01

As or pass? Pass.

13:03

Pass. Frank Ocean

13:06

gets the

13:08

pass. Congratulations

13:10

to Frank. Give

13:13

me another one.

13:15

Tyler the Creator.

13:17

Ask or pass. Pass.

13:20

Earl sweatshirt. Ask.

13:22

Earl sweatshirt. Most

13:24

sweatshirts in the

13:26

he's an odd

13:28

future with a talented

13:31

creator and Frank

13:34

Ocean What about Mariah

13:36

Carey? You could say

13:38

it as. Pass, she got

13:41

the number on Christmas

13:43

song in the world.

13:45

That is true. She made

13:48

two point five off

13:50

her Christmas song

13:52

in the world. Every

13:54

year every year Yeah,

13:57

and she has that

13:59

show too. She has like

14:01

a Christmas show in New York.

14:03

People love it. I heard someone

14:05

comes out, gives her like, does

14:07

her makeup. I mean, she's, she's

14:09

a diva though, you know, divas are

14:11

allowed to be divas. They say, uh,

14:13

run to say Ron, that's your

14:15

black side coming out. That's

14:18

a blessing. They're blessing

14:20

to have a black side. People were

14:22

hitting you with the questions earlier.

14:24

They hit you with Bobby, pordis

14:26

or who they hit you with.

14:28

Bobby It was like, oh, or

14:31

Naws Reed, you said they're different

14:33

players, but I want to know

14:35

what your answer was. How are

14:38

they different players? I think Naws

14:40

has a little bit more than

14:42

Bobby. I think Bobby is a

14:44

traditional four. I think, I think

14:47

Naws is a mixture of three,

14:49

four and five. Naws to

14:51

shoot the three a little

14:53

bit better handle, a little

14:55

bit better, finish around a

14:57

rim. Bobby is more back

14:59

to the basket player could

15:01

shoot the trail. So they're

15:04

just they're just different players.

15:06

One thing that I would

15:09

say though, I think that

15:11

if I if I need a shot

15:13

to win the game, I'm giving

15:16

it to Bobby. Of those two

15:18

players, I think Bobby. No,

15:20

cash out. No cash out. No

15:22

cash out. No cash out. No

15:25

cash out. No cash out. Three

15:27

three three It says what would

15:29

your first trade be is the

15:31

hornet's manager Beth if

15:33

you're in charge of the

15:36

Charlotte Hornets. What was your

15:38

first trade beat? I'm trading

15:40

Michael Bridges Really? Yeah, I'm

15:43

trading Michael Bridges. I know

15:45

I can get some of something

15:47

for him. I think his stock

15:49

is up right now. He's paying

15:51

well. I think I trade bridges

15:53

some type of pick to get

15:56

someone really good, to get or

15:58

to get two good players. one

16:00

great player, two good players. I

16:04

think you go some five, man, out, out. You

16:06

know, I think if you can go get

16:08

like a Clint Capella, a

16:12

live target for Mello, I think that,

16:14

that up, that up. Brook got seven. Brook

16:17

got seven. Brook got

16:19

seven. Brook got

16:21

seven. seven. Let's just

16:23

say Brook got seven. Brook got

16:25

seven. It

16:28

might be this play, right, you got to be this play. You

16:31

got to be this play. It's

16:34

going to be this play, guys. That's

16:38

it. Yeah, there it is, brother. That's

16:42

interesting. You think

16:44

that the, Ah! That's

16:50

Brook getting seven, folks. If

16:53

you don't, if you didn't

16:55

recognize, if you didn't

16:57

know, Brook

17:00

just got seven. Stop,

17:05

stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

17:07

Come on, bro. Enjoy the game,

17:09

we'll be sure, enjoy the game. What

17:13

was that about to be? It's about to

17:15

be cut loose. Money.

17:21

Everybody saying it's money out here. Yeah.

17:30

You think that the Hornets can compete?

17:32

Should the Hornets be trying to compete

17:34

this year? Yeah,

17:37

every year. So

17:39

any trade that they make, it shouldn't

17:41

be for like future draft picks. Like you

17:43

think that they can compete right now.

17:45

I said McKell Bridges, yeah, I mean Miles

17:47

Bridges, it's my bad. Everybody

17:52

know who you met, brother. It's

17:56

the Tequila talking. Last

17:58

night we... I think these

18:00

teams if I was going to go

18:02

down to the wire. I think these

18:05

teams if I was going to go

18:07

down to the wire. I think these

18:09

teams if I was going to bet

18:11

the second half I probably

18:13

would bet whatever the live

18:16

under is. I think

18:18

these teams are going

18:20

to be the second

18:22

half. I probably would

18:24

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18:26

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18:28

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18:30

going to be playing

18:32

good defense down the

18:34

stretch. Travel by,

18:38

yes?

19:05

All right, Papave, we're

19:07

halfway there, and I

19:09

feel like there's a

19:11

good chance of you

19:13

hitting this bet. You

19:15

think so? How do you

19:17

feel right now? Hold it

19:19

up. So you need,

19:21

so what do you

19:24

need? I can't read

19:26

that. It's, it's confusing.

19:28

Brooke Lopez, need one

19:30

more, one more point.

19:33

Bobby Corbett, please three

19:35

more points. Danny, one

19:37

more three. We're getting

19:40

this. Especially because it's

19:42

just points. Call, text

19:44

Bobby right now. No,

19:46

no, not that stop,

19:48

whatever else. Oh man,

19:51

just kidding, brother. Just

19:53

kidding, brother. Hey, refuel

19:55

up real quick. And

19:58

we'll start talking. We'll

20:00

start talking about

20:02

our Christmas lists. How

20:04

old is too old to

20:07

just keep on having a

20:09

Christmas list? Oh man, it's

20:12

all cold in my

20:14

stocking. Justin Trudeau

20:16

would be jealous. What

20:18

a beautiful home you

20:21

have there. So do you keep

20:23

something in the cabinets

20:25

above the fridge? And

20:28

how do you get up there?

20:30

That's like Bell's top

20:32

shelf that she kept her

20:35

books in and Beauty and

20:37

the Beast. Up here? Yeah, up

20:39

there. Bro, they stood up

20:42

in here. Yeah. That's where

20:44

you put like a mixing

20:46

bowl or something like that.

20:49

Yeah. In that top area.

20:51

Maybe a curing coffee machine

20:54

that you don't use anymore.

20:57

Duncan Donuts, man, myself.

20:59

I got a coffee machine playing with the

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cough Well, they're Chinese in Tel Aviv.

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Yeah, they have Chinese food. Yeah

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Like at the Chinese spot I Haven't

22:53

seen I haven't seen one wrong

22:55

So at the Chinese spot it's not

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run by Chinese I haven't I haven't

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23:06

Well, okay, fair enough. I just didn't

23:08

know if they have wait wait

23:10

wait wait did he brought wrong to

23:12

the battle rap scene? No,

23:17

where does it say that? Did

23:20

he brought wrong to the battle rap scene? Do

23:24

you think that I mean my

23:26

my entire ascent is very Well,

23:29

have you ever met did he that start

23:31

there? No, have you? No

23:38

Do you know anybody

23:40

that has the questions are for

23:42

you wrong not for me I Mean,

23:45

I don't I don't know anybody that knows

23:47

did he But

23:50

I know something about you

24:00

They love to put smud on Jay's name,

24:02

not your name, but other people that are

24:04

famous, that no ditty. And they tried to

24:06

do it to Jay-Z. Organic brought Rome to

24:09

battle rap scene, shut the fuck up. No,

24:11

that's actually wrong too. A guy named

24:13

Poison Pen, God rest his sweet soul,

24:15

was the one who brought me to

24:17

battle rap. Him and a guy named

24:19

D. Rick, who started grind time. So,

24:21

a whole different story. But yeah, they

24:23

tried to put Smud on Jay-on, Jay-Z's name.

24:25

Did you see that. Did you see that.

24:30

failed failed which sucks it's not

24:32

that's not right just because did he

24:34

did he has smud on his

24:36

name now multiple people are getting

24:38

smud on their name no it

24:40

shouldn't be like that it should not be

24:43

like that in any capacity so let's

24:45

get back to this all-star game you're

24:47

into it or no no I'm not

24:49

into it I think it should go east

24:51

west and I don't see how the top players

24:54

from the rookie game get to even

24:56

be what the fuck that that's not

24:58

fair But if you win

25:00

in the rookie, like if you win, I

25:03

don't know if it's a rookie tournament or

25:05

just like a one-off game with them

25:07

getting to play, it's almost like

25:09

you could see some first and

25:11

second year players going against the

25:14

best in the league. It's like the baton

25:16

being passed, you know what I mean? If

25:18

some young players, that being said, though, I

25:20

don't know who from the rookie and

25:22

sophomore team is like, like this year,

25:25

who's gonna be dominating from

25:27

that team? Not McCain because he's

25:29

hurt right now. I know man.

25:31

Hey get well, get well fast

25:33

too McCain for real, dog. Yeah,

25:35

that's sad, but I broke my heart

25:37

when I saw that he was hurt.

25:40

Yeah, that hurt. Nothing can go right

25:42

for them. That hurt my soul.

25:44

He was the clear rookie. He

25:46

was a clear runaway rookie. I guess

25:48

Resher Shea or, uh, Bob

25:50

Carrington, I guess is whoopin? Yeah,

25:53

I don't know anybody but McCain I

25:55

love man McCain and hoop in this

25:58

year, bro Oh

26:00

yeah, shout out of the game, bro.

26:02

You think that the, so this

26:04

is in Vegas, am I right?

26:06

Diva, Las Vegas. You think

26:08

that these players are

26:10

like partying out in Vegas

26:13

tonight if they win? For sure,

26:15

you gotta have a good time,

26:17

it comes to win anything.

26:19

Win or lose? If they lose,

26:21

they're still having a

26:23

good time. Yeah, I mean, but if

26:26

you lose, you can't go to a

26:28

club. You might have to go to

26:30

a dinner. But you know, you get

26:32

my age wrong, having fun is

26:34

a nice dinner, man, with your

26:36

lady, man. That's the club. You

26:39

get to grind up on a

26:41

little bit. You feel like you

26:43

get the whisper sweet nothing's into

26:45

her ear? You know what I'm saying?

26:47

Like, that's the vibe now. I know

26:49

that to be true because I was

26:51

in Vegas with you this summer.

26:54

And after we hit our interviews

26:56

with you this summer. Right in

26:59

the lobby there. There's like

27:01

a cabaret type vibe, like

27:03

singers, a little roundtable

27:05

with the team, everybody

27:08

got some steaks. That's

27:10

what Vegas is all about.

27:12

Yeah. What did you get? A

27:15

shrimp cocktail? I think I got

27:17

the... You got some jumbo

27:20

shrimp, I think. I had to

27:22

leave early for my massage. I

27:24

wasn't going to put you on

27:26

a bus. Yeah, I just threw back

27:29

in, the country. You and wife, you

27:31

were there together with the rest

27:33

of the squad? It was love. Always

27:36

love. Not being said, though. I

27:38

think that Alex Caruso is

27:40

going to... I don't even know.

27:42

I don't even know that the

27:44

clubs in Vegas like that. But

27:46

he's going to be at the

27:48

MGM whooping it up. He's going

27:50

to be whipping his shirt around

27:52

his head like a helicopter. He

27:54

might Jersey swap at the end

27:56

of the night with somebody.

27:59

He ain't wrong. Oh,

28:02

yeah, you and him in Chicago you guys

28:04

are on a string. Yeah,

28:06

I fuck a crew. So that's my

28:09

man my soul Guys

28:13

hit us with If you're in

28:15

the chat right now hit us

28:17

with your thoughts on this all -star

28:19

game Is it ass or is

28:21

it pass because I I'm giving

28:23

it a pass. It's I'm

28:27

giving it Bend

28:30

over breathe

28:37

Wait, so Zach says it's

28:39

mid but like if

28:41

you're just saying it's mid like what you we just

28:43

think we should go back to east west east west

28:45

is me See North

28:48

Pole gives it a pass. I

28:50

think we have to at least see

28:52

Give it a swamp sticky ass Like

28:59

Give it a brazilian That's

29:03

I mean some of the best Allegedly

29:05

some of the best ass It's

29:10

okay, okay sounds like they're giving us a

29:12

halfway between an ass and a pass I

29:14

just think that it gives like at least

29:16

for one year. It'll be exciting to watch When

29:21

they got to do something else man, they got to do

29:23

something else They

29:25

should be offering a million dollars to

29:28

the dunk champion winner, right? Who's

29:30

even in the dunk concept? They

29:32

should just have a layup contest, bro They

29:36

should have Ron in there, man

29:40

Think about that rock and still get

29:43

in there and compete of course

29:45

he would win it You

29:48

don't think unless it's like shaded sharp, I

29:50

think Bravo wouldn't Brian

29:54

realizes his dumps this looks

29:56

so graceful steel bro

29:58

like they look strong on grace

30:00

like, man, he's just dunking

30:03

at one. I'm giving LeBron the

30:05

pass with his powerful grace.

30:07

Look, the All-Star game, and

30:09

replace it with a one-on-one

30:12

tournament with all positions playing

30:14

each other, but they have

30:16

to be top 25 players. See,

30:18

I don't hate that. I think

30:21

that that happened one year. I

30:23

think that that would be cool.

30:26

I think that it's the kind

30:28

of thing that people will

30:30

be excited about it for

30:32

the first year, much like this

30:35

mid-season tournament, much like

30:37

this, the NBA Cup. And

30:39

then, you know, it's the

30:42

onus is on you to keep

30:44

it. It's the onus is on

30:46

the league to keep it interesting

30:48

for the next couple of

30:51

years after that. Yeah, I'm

30:53

smacked. What the hell? It's that

30:55

we eat. bong bong bong bong

30:57

bong zep Of course not

30:59

a we invade bro, that's

31:02

shit. I bet I so I got

31:04

damey a little three

31:06

threes everyone who doesn't

31:08

know I bet 11,000

31:10

off so me to

31:12

win almost 30,000 I got

31:15

damey a little three threes

31:17

I got brook Lopez one

31:19

three and eight points total

31:22

I got Bobby Portis

31:24

eight points No,

31:27

that's a blessing. And you

31:29

got the chalkboard. Where do

31:31

you get the chalkboard from?

31:33

Why do you have that

31:35

perfect chalkboard for this? Brooke

31:38

Lopez, his history. He's one

31:40

point away. Bobby Porter's is

31:42

three points away. Where did

31:44

it? Like, where is the chalkboard?

31:46

Seems like something you would

31:49

write a recipe on or something

31:51

like that. So, you know what, that's

31:53

a great idea. So, okay, cool. I hit

31:55

might let's do last train. So you know

31:57

I'm gonna do your chalkboard, but I'm thinking

31:59

it's about the the big ass chalkboard

32:01

so I got like habit behind

32:03

me. I can get up cross

32:05

it out. Man, see, run his

32:08

little ass chalkboard but it came

32:10

in handy though. It's massive. It's

32:12

perfect. Like you write down I

32:14

feel like the order of the day,

32:16

the specials of the day, you

32:18

know. Yeah, you're locked in. Draft games,

32:20

shout out to draft case. We

32:22

gotta start doing more of

32:25

these streams, bro. You look

32:27

so crispy over there. I'm

32:29

getting kind of streets from

32:32

the tree. Yo, how old is,

32:34

how old is too old

32:36

to have a Christmas list?

32:39

I don't think that,

32:41

no, I don't think you

32:43

can never get two.

32:45

With the list? Yeah, I

32:48

don't think you can

32:50

never get two. What's

32:52

on your list? Oh,

32:55

bro, I already got it for you,

32:57

bro. No, I hope nobody else

33:00

gets it for you. I hope nobody

33:02

else gets it for you. I'll

33:04

be so pissed off if somebody

33:06

else also got your rari

33:08

truck. Yeah, that's what I'm a

33:11

rari truck. Shoot, bro, I hope

33:13

nobody else hears us and gets

33:15

that for you, bro, I already

33:17

got it. Yeah, I want

33:19

that motherfucker. I want that

33:22

rari truck. The 20 the

33:24

25 or which model?

33:27

Hi, what's going

33:30

on? Good to

33:32

see you. Oh

33:34

Thank you so

33:36

much blessings on

33:39

blessings for

33:41

our family. We

33:44

really appreciate

33:47

it. Man

33:52

with that you all need to

33:54

wear that man put on some

33:56

regular clothes. Take that

33:59

shit off Right.

34:01

The fuck? You're just

34:03

loving on you. No.

34:05

25 Ferrari Puro Sangui?

34:07

How do you even

34:09

say it, bro? You

34:11

start saying, yeah, exactly.

34:14

You start saying you

34:16

want Rari truck. Why

34:18

if you start saying, yeah,

34:20

exactly. You start saying

34:23

you want Rari truck,

34:25

why if you calls

34:27

you immediately? As

34:34

soon as I

34:37

say that I

34:39

got you Rari

34:41

truck, she's probably

34:43

like, oh, no,

34:45

we both got

34:47

the Rari truck

34:50

Like what would

34:52

you do? Oh,

34:55

wait wait wait

34:57

wait wait wait,

34:59

wait, wait, that

35:01

ain't his I

35:04

mean Dave, Dave's in,

35:06

Dave hit it. I

35:09

don't see it. Oh, I see

35:11

it now. Fast

35:13

forward. Oh! Damn

35:16

got it, Shorty! Damn

35:19

got it! One point,

35:21

Brooke. Three points,

35:24

Bobby. We need

35:26

to let Bobby

35:29

spend. They

35:33

gotta get

35:35

Bobby in.

35:37

Wow, they

35:39

made his.

35:41

Damn, A, rock!

35:44

Wow, they made

35:46

his. Wow, they

35:48

made his.

35:50

Wow, they made

35:53

his. I put

35:55

in Bobby

35:58

right now. I'm

36:00

saying I'm looking out for

36:02

pat-bed right now if on

36:05

the books. I'm saying let

36:07

my man get his bet.

36:09

Let my man get his

36:11

29. That'll be plenty

36:13

fine if he got the 29.

36:15

He could be drinking any wine

36:17

anytime. Ah! Oh, you so cold,

36:20

Ro. No, I'm just, oh. I'm

36:22

just talking. You know what I

36:24

mean? It just comes out. My

36:27

dumb mouth. It's fucking nuts.

36:29

Wow. Yeah, bro, get

36:32

Prince out. Get Torian out.

36:34

Let Bobby spin. It

36:36

almost seems like compared

36:38

to last year that the

36:41

bucks are trying to go

36:43

a little bit more athletic

36:46

and like wingy. Am I

36:48

crazy for thinking that?

36:50

Uh, I think they're trying

36:52

to put a little youth

36:54

in there. Yeah, with Jackson. Yeah.

36:57

Jackson Jr. who I'm a

36:59

fan of, especially his defense

37:02

and his athleticism.

37:04

He kind of just jumps

37:06

around, you know, he has

37:09

that, jumps around like a

37:11

big old jumping spider.

37:13

Who's that? Austin Jackson

37:16

Jr. Austin Jackson Jr.

37:18

Austin Jackson Jr. Doesn't he

37:20

remind you of one of

37:23

those spiders that can

37:25

jump in like any direction?

37:29

name is 18,000. What's

37:31

left? What's left?

37:34

Brooke one point,

37:36

Bobby three points.

37:38

Got to let it

37:40

ride. No, got to

37:42

let it ride? Let

37:44

it ride, bro. Put

37:46

chat, what y'all think?

37:49

Should I take it?

37:51

Brooke Lopez, one

37:53

point, Bobby three points? My

37:55

dumb a set of Austin

37:57

Jackson is Andre Jackson both

38:00

Right, okay, it's him because I'm steady wondering who the

38:02

fuck is you talking about? And you looking at

38:04

me like this nigga ain't listening. And I'm looking at

38:06

you like, nigga, you got the name wrong. AJJ,

38:09

I'll always say good Jackson Jr.,

38:11

AJJ. Okay, say less. I say

38:13

that, Austin said Andre. Never

38:16

ever cash out, it says. It'll

38:20

be so satisfying if you hit this. Should

38:24

I cash out though for the

38:26

18 ,000? No. Huh?

38:31

No. Brooke Lopez,

38:33

Brooke Lopez need one point. Bobby

38:35

needs one point. Take

38:45

that, no, bro, what? They're

38:49

giving you bad value. You need two shots

38:51

to go in and you're winning this. That's

38:54

true, that's true. You're right, two shots

38:56

to go in. You're absolutely right. That's

39:00

late. 30

39:03

,000. Pull

39:11

it up, pull

39:16

it up. Let

39:18

me call my mom a huskier,

39:20

you ask. This, I know

39:22

anything my mom tells me do

39:24

opposite. They

39:28

said, think about it, if you were going to cash out

39:30

anyway, why the fuck would you even make the parlay? They're

39:35

on your ass. AC is talking

39:37

to you extremely spicy. He could

39:39

have left out the TF, bro.

39:41

He could have just said, why?

39:43

He said, fuck that 18. If

39:46

you lose these, whoa, whoa, whoa. No,

39:48

no, I finish it, bro, and if you lose these, what? I

39:51

don't think so, brother, I

39:53

ride around the obstacles. I don't

39:55

try to jump over them. I

39:59

don't believe it. Let us see what?

40:01

Why would he? I hate people

40:03

like that, bro. Why would

40:05

he like he had this bed

40:07

in before we put the bed

40:10

out midday? What are people

40:12

talking about, bro? I

40:14

don't believe no, no, no,

40:16

no, no, no, don't, don't,

40:18

don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,

40:20

don't, don't, don't, don't,

40:23

don't, don't, don't, don't,

40:25

don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,

40:27

don't, That's probably a nice little

40:30

win. You probably bet like 10

40:32

bucks to win 500 on that

40:34

one You should have been 500

40:37

You should have been 500 you

40:39

could be a million. You could be

40:42

retired right now hustle Oh, brook,

40:44

hustle. All right When Bobby Porters

40:46

goes in we're I'm bumping the

40:48

street as soon as Bobby comes

40:51

in Ron brook, because brook's gonna

40:53

be You know what

40:55

I mean? Brooke will be in

40:58

the whole game. Bobby's minutes are

41:00

going to be so important.

41:02

He has to hit his first shot.

41:04

It doesn't even have to be a

41:06

three. He has to hit his

41:08

first shot for his confidence. If

41:11

he doesn't, if he doesn't

41:13

hit his first one when he

41:15

comes in, he might not take a

41:17

second one. Close

41:23

mouse, don't

41:25

get fed on

41:28

this bull of

41:30

bard. Bro,

41:32

you been

41:35

watching the

41:37

day of

41:39

the Bears?

41:41

Chicago Bears?

41:43

Because they suck

41:46

now, the Bears

41:48

suck now. Pat

41:57

give us something. What are you seeing up there

41:59

brother? I don't know it's

42:01

look like a little wrestling

42:03

don't it like one for

42:05

the wrestling Lopez and

42:07

on to the coup power

42:09

built for the wrestling shows Lou

42:12

Dort though

42:14

honestly Lou Dort almost

42:16

sounds like a wrestling name Greek

42:18

freak will be a sick

42:20

wrestling name and the Lopez wins

42:22

is also like a nice little

42:24

wrestling name so the three guys

42:27

who look most like wrestlers already

42:29

kind of have wrestling nicknames guys

42:35

who are built most to be

42:37

wrestlers none of the rest that

42:39

dudes are are built to

42:41

be wrestlers

42:43

I say a hat

42:46

and stein no he's not a

42:48

wrestler but Lou Dort sounds like

42:50

a wrestler bro I do sound

42:52

like the rest and you

42:54

know that the Lopez wins

42:56

practice wrestling moves on each

42:58

other and Sinyana's

43:00

blood Greek

43:02

freak well

43:08

if I was on the Bucks and

43:10

I won this game I'd go straight

43:12

to my my hotel room and room

43:14

service a big double ice cream Sunday

43:17

you're on some home alone yeah

43:21

all the

43:23

fixings which

43:25

home alone did you like better

43:27

which home alone is better home

43:29

alone water home alone in New

43:31

York New York the second one's

43:33

better right java java java

43:35

java java java java

43:38

java java java java java

43:40

java that's the whole thing with

43:42

the sticky bands is just saying

43:44

yeah Yeah. Yeah, but yeah. Yeah,

43:47

Joe Pesci. Joe

43:49

Pesci. Not

43:53

El Messi. Oh.

43:57

Joe Pesci. Guess he's

43:59

whole sweaty. Make balls

44:03

showing off

44:06

his own

44:09

testies. How

44:12

about Dave?

44:15

We should

44:18

have bet

44:20

more threes

44:23

for Dave.

44:33

It's okay, see you gonna let

44:35

us slip away. See, this is

44:38

where being a championship

44:40

team with championship pedigree

44:42

is gonna help out

44:45

the bucks men. Because

44:47

they've been there before.

44:49

They've been in these

44:51

high pressure situations a

44:53

lot like the Lakers last

44:55

year. They know how to execute.

44:58

Even Andre Jackson Jr. That

45:01

guy's a... What's

45:15

going on? Why this gang

45:17

get so chippy? All right,

45:20

because teams want to win,

45:22

bro, these teams. They believe,

45:24

they believe in themselves.

45:26

They think they can

45:28

win this. They want that

45:31

million for the young players. I

45:33

like it, though. I like that

45:35

incentive. Oh, yeah. I

45:37

know you'd be chippy if you were

45:40

in here right now. I like that.

45:42

You're right. I know

45:44

you wouldn't be messing around. How

45:47

about this college football playoff, bro?

45:49

Who do you think's gonna win?

45:51

You think Penn State's got a

45:53

chance this weekend against SMU?

45:55

Yes. How about Notre Dame

45:58

against Indiana? Notre Dame.

46:00

What about the Tennessee

46:02

Ohio State Game? Tennessee.

46:04

Really? Oh, that would rule.

46:06

And I'm taking Texas. Okay.

46:09

Yeah, I like that one.

46:11

Texas is good, bro. I

46:13

mean, Georgia's beaten

46:15

Texas, but Texas is going

46:18

to be tough to beat.

46:20

They could see Georgia again,

46:22

too, at some point.

46:24

And that'll be tough.

46:28

Oh man, you've got

46:30

a bet on

46:32

some college football

46:35

while you're home.

46:37

You've got a bet

46:40

on Penn State

46:42

just for the

46:44

vibes. I noticed

46:47

Arkansas is not in

46:49

it. No, Arkansas

46:51

is not in it.

46:54

No, Arkansas is not

46:56

in it. Get

46:59

Bobby in there.

47:01

I think they'll

47:04

put Bobby in

47:06

there. I think

47:09

they'll put

47:11

Bobby in with

47:13

like five or

47:16

six minutes

47:18

left. But they're

47:20

building this lead

47:23

right now. Because

47:25

I'm pretty sure

47:27

he throws the

47:30

ball straight up

47:32

to himself catches

47:34

it. Now with travel in

47:37

your mind, see if

47:39

you think this is

47:41

a travel. That's a

47:44

travel. He threw it

47:46

directly up to

47:48

himself. Nobody, I

47:51

didn't see anybody touch

47:53

it. He caught it.

47:56

His pace. Really? His

47:58

pace? You don't get sped

48:01

up, he's always under control, you

48:03

don't never see him dribbling and

48:05

losing and falling on the ground

48:07

like he's always, even when he's attacking,

48:10

his angles he used, off picking,

48:12

rolls, slow, gets what he wants.

48:14

And so what skill sets do

48:16

you think young hoopers who might be

48:18

listening, what should they work on to

48:20

try and get their pace better? Is

48:22

the control of their handle? How do

48:24

you improve your pace? How do you

48:26

improve your pace? How do you improve

48:28

your pace? Uh,

48:32

get your handle comfy. Get

48:34

the handle comfy. Just

48:36

keep working the hands. The

48:38

more, the more you work to

48:41

have, the more confidence

48:43

you're in the handle, the more,

48:45

the more, the more you feel

48:47

comfortable in your

48:49

face. They said, we're going to

48:52

Milwaukee tomorrow. If you lose,

48:54

Pat. Bro

49:02

get Bobby in

49:04

the freaking game.

49:06

I don't know what

49:08

they're doing, but

49:11

Bobby's two

49:13

for seven right

49:16

now I'm about to

49:18

take the cash out

49:20

No, bro. He didn't

49:23

even get a

49:25

chance 14,000 No

49:29

You're still

49:31

offering you a

49:33

cash out. One point

49:36

and three points.

49:38

This is actually

49:41

how bet goes,

49:43

too. This is

49:45

actually, it's a

49:48

good bet, though. It's

49:50

a great bet,

49:52

stays, stays, stay

49:54

true, stay strong. Frisier

49:57

Frisier, Frisier, Frisier, Frisier.

50:00

Janus has three fouls, he's

50:02

the closest to being in

50:04

foul trouble. So you can

50:06

see, I mean, if they

50:08

want to sit, Janus, they're

50:10

going to need off

50:12

pets from somewhere. And

50:14

it's going to be Bobby.

50:17

Bobby has the most shots

50:19

of anybody off the bench.

50:21

He's not afraid to shoot.

50:23

And he's not afraid to

50:25

shoot. And he has the

50:28

three already that he

50:30

hit. Let Bobby spend

50:32

bro, do not cash

50:34

out on this. Don't

50:36

do it. I still need

50:38

Brooke to get a

50:40

bucket though. He will.

50:42

He needs one point.

50:45

He'll be in the game

50:47

down the stretch.

50:50

Disrespect cash out

50:52

there saying. They're

50:54

giving you bad

50:56

odds. I'm

50:59

about to take this. I'm

51:01

about to take it. I'm

51:04

about to. No, no. What?

51:06

Why? You haven't even

51:08

given them a chance.

51:11

You haven't given Bobby

51:13

a chance. This is

51:15

a 13. This started

51:17

off as a $1,300.

51:19

I got a chance

51:21

to win $14,000. No, bro.

51:24

I mean, I guess, you know

51:26

what I mean. It started

51:29

off as a

51:31

$1,300 bet. I won

51:34

11. Except

51:36

14. I don't

51:38

even, I don't

51:40

even want

51:42

to hear it,

51:45

bro. Don't take

51:47

it? No, Dead

51:49

Pro, stay in.

51:51

Ride. You have to

51:54

ride. I want to

51:56

do, let's uh, well,

51:58

what? Whoa. If it was

52:01

six minutes in the fourth,

52:03

I would tell you to

52:06

stay in. Who in? They

52:08

haven't even six minutes in

52:11

the fourth, I would tell

52:13

you to stay in. Who

52:15

in? They haven't even

52:17

gone to the subject. See,

52:20

they're waiting to get this

52:22

lead up to like, if

52:25

they get the lead.

52:27

Okay, Bob

52:29

you on

52:32

his way.

52:34

Here we

52:37

go. Here

52:39

we go.

52:41

Here we

52:44

go. Here

52:46

we go.

52:48

Here we

52:51

go. This

52:54

one. Come

53:02

on, just keep making another

53:04

good game, man. See making

53:06

another good game, man. Let's

53:39

go

53:42

Bobby.

53:47

Be

53:49

great,

53:54

Bobby.

54:00

your bet is what your bet

54:02

needs to be. So you already

54:04

have Dame Lillard, he hit

54:06

all the threes that he

54:08

needs to hit. You already

54:10

have, Lopez has all the

54:13

points except for one point.

54:15

So Lopez needs one bucket

54:18

and then Bobby Portis

54:20

needs three points total.

54:22

To turn 11 into 29. 29.

54:25

29 is nice. 29 you

54:27

do a little Christmas shopping

54:29

maybe put the down payment

54:31

on the Ferrari truck.

54:33

Oklahoma City is going

54:35

to try and make them.

54:38

Oklahoma City is going to

54:40

try and make them push right

54:42

now. I just want to be

54:44

a good game. And it's going

54:46

to be a good game. And

54:48

it's going to be a good

54:50

game. And it's going to be

54:52

a good game. cash

54:56

out dropping the 12th wrong. That's

54:58

even worse. Don't make any decisions

55:00

until at least the fourth quarter.

55:02

He hasn't even taken a shot

55:04

yet. They're going to give him

55:07

his opportunity. They're going to

55:09

give him his opportunity. They're

55:11

going to give him his

55:13

opportunity. They're going to give him

55:15

his opportunity. They're going to give

55:18

him his opportunity. They're going

55:20

to give him his opportunity.

55:22

They're going to give him

55:24

his opportunity. He's

55:34

gonna

55:39

take

55:43

his

55:47

opportunity

56:00

Oh, it was

56:02

a shot. That

56:05

was a shot.

56:07

Yeah, that shit,

56:10

the Bobby,

56:12

man. Get

56:14

it to Bobby,

56:17

bro. Let

56:19

Bobby spin.

56:22

Put Bobby in.

56:25

Oh, he was

56:27

wild. We

56:30

would have

56:32

been at

56:35

Sizzler right

56:38

now. Bobby.

56:40

Keep shooting

56:44

Bob. That's

56:46

all I

56:49

ask. You

56:51

keep on

56:54

shooting. Glad

56:58

to see them doing

57:00

strong out there. Hey,

57:02

this whole team, it

57:04

looks like they're 20.

57:07

And this how much,

57:09

this out of bed

57:11

is me feeling, huh?

57:13

Sweating. It's not a

57:16

bed, it's a sweat.

57:18

Oh, brook. Shade? Shade

57:20

stepping. It's not a

57:22

bed, it's a sweat.

57:32

As

57:34

soon

57:37

as

57:40

Dave

57:42

goes

57:45

out,

57:48

he

57:51

gets

57:53

sticky.

58:06

Swing it. Let

58:08

Bobby freak and

58:11

spin. I don't

58:14

understand why

58:16

they're not letting

58:19

up my bro

58:21

Bobby spin. Nothing

58:24

like rooting for

58:26

your boy Bobby

58:29

Portis. Pat

58:32

I want to when

58:34

it gets between quarters,

58:37

we're going to do

58:40

our new Amsterdam starting

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58:45

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58:47

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58:53

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58:58

We need I can guarantee

59:00

you to get you two

59:02

of them. Bob? Bob? Don't

59:04

get them another point. Although

59:07

it's gonna be a two or

59:09

a third. He's gonna get them

59:11

another point. Maybe two. It's gonna

59:13

be the assist off him. If

59:16

he hit that quarter three,

59:18

bro, that's what we really

59:20

needed. What

59:32

do you

59:35

think about

59:37

when Janus

59:40

engages the

59:43

offense for

59:46

the bucks?

59:49

We're believing

59:51

hard in

59:54

our brother

59:57

Bobby. Yeah.

1:00:01

What the

1:00:05

fuck

1:00:08

is

1:00:11

bad.

1:00:13

We

1:00:16

need

1:00:19

that

1:00:23

brother.

1:00:27

And stop swing

1:00:30

swinging it, bro.

1:00:32

He keeps on swinging

1:00:35

it. It's time

1:00:37

to play selfish,

1:00:39

Bobby. He's time

1:00:41

for him to

1:00:43

be selfish. More

1:00:45

something up, Pat.

1:00:55

Good at 53, they're keeping

1:00:57

Bobby in. James back in.

1:00:59

Oh, but James gonna get

1:01:01

shots early. James in for

1:01:04

Conington. So that means James

1:01:06

gonna be initiating the offense.

1:01:08

That means Janice on the

1:01:10

block, maybe Swing Swing to

1:01:12

Bobby. This could open up

1:01:14

a little bit of gravity

1:01:16

for Bobby. Bro

1:01:28

I got

1:01:30

some apple

1:01:32

cider in

1:01:34

my fridge.

1:01:37

I'm about

1:01:39

to go ham

1:01:41

on it I'm

1:01:44

talking about

1:01:48

a delicious

1:01:51

drink Also,

1:01:55

who's paying for the

1:01:58

Nazis' court sides? Is

1:02:01

he paying out of pocket? See,

1:02:14

I don't like that Yanis is

1:02:17

out because that means that Caruso

1:02:19

is going to be defending Bobby

1:02:21

and Caruso is a defensive stalwart. Come

1:02:54

on, Dave, why are you doing that? Bobby,

1:03:06

get that! Alright,

1:03:19

silver lining, silver lining is the Bucks

1:03:21

are playing well with Bobby on the court,

1:03:23

so Doc's going to want to keep

1:03:25

on playing Bobby. They're

1:03:29

up 13 now on the strength

1:03:31

of having Bobby. Come

1:03:45

on, Bobby through. What

1:03:52

I don't like is when they tell Bobby to stand

1:03:54

in the corner. We're

1:03:57

telling you to cash out. Hey

1:04:09

bro,

1:04:18

um...

1:04:28

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1:04:30

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1:04:32

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1:04:34

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away the cash out. That's a

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no Thunder. No.

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they got dogs. It's just just still young. Feel

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me like they're still young. What

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Yeah, a match -up problem for us. Help

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1:07:47

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1:07:52

need two things to happen. And

1:07:55

Bobby's still in. Oh,

1:08:01

Bobby's still

1:08:05

in, bro.

1:08:08

My, my,

1:08:11

my, my

1:08:15

sitting is

1:08:18

that fast,

1:08:21

bro. The

1:08:30

guy looks like freaking

1:08:32

Napoleokich out there. He's

1:08:35

fine and everybody. Why

1:08:38

do they, why are

1:08:40

they putting their best

1:08:43

defenders? Why are they

1:08:46

putting Luther and Caruso

1:08:48

on Bobby Bordens? Did

1:08:51

the Thunder know that

1:08:54

you have a bet,

1:08:56

bro? The

1:09:07

fuck

1:09:14

is

1:09:21

bad.

1:09:29

This is

1:09:32

this is

1:09:35

tense. I

1:09:38

don't even

1:09:40

know if

1:09:43

this is

1:09:46

good radio,

1:09:49

but this

1:09:52

is good.

1:09:55

It's tense.

1:10:00

know what's

1:10:02

going

1:10:06

on.

1:10:11

Rook scores. scores. Rook scores. scores.

1:10:16

Oh! We're right there. We're right

1:10:18

there. Come

1:10:20

on, bro. Come on. Be

1:10:23

kind. Hey, it's actually working

1:10:25

in a favor. They slowly

1:10:27

bust in their ass. Rook

1:10:29

don't. I mean, you

1:10:31

know, we gonna give him more time. All

1:10:35

right. He's going to get more time.

1:10:37

Giannis is going to stay on the bench. We're

1:10:42

right there, bro. Bobby

1:10:45

got to give me three points. Bobby

1:10:51

owes us this, bro. Bobby

1:10:53

knows us. Bobby

1:10:56

came to bar stool,

1:10:58

bro. Call

1:11:04

him. Call him. Call

1:11:06

him. Call him is why.

1:11:08

Call him is crazy. Call

1:11:11

him is why. He never saw you on

1:11:13

there. He wanted to be a sit -down. Hey!

1:11:16

Pippa! Pippa!

1:11:19

Pippa, bro.

1:11:34

Pippa, bro. Take

1:11:39

Pop. Take

1:11:44

Take Pop. I

1:11:50

got some apple cider

1:11:52

apple cider with caramel

1:12:00

Thank you for giving your

1:12:02

tools. What

1:12:06

they can't have. Enjoy

1:12:17

the side, he's back at you. It's

1:12:25

happening from the sack. Shout out to

1:12:27

the sack tap. Appreciate

1:12:29

you tapping

1:12:31

in out

1:12:33

there. How

1:12:36

about the end of

1:12:38

that Sacramento game the other night? That

1:12:43

was an instant classic

1:12:45

end of that Sacramento game.

1:12:49

Derosen, down the stretch

1:12:51

baseline. Now

1:12:53

floss, eggnog, they want me on

1:12:55

the eggnogs. Bro, watch the old

1:12:57

patbap clips. I already put patbap

1:13:00

on the eggnog last year. I

1:13:09

shoulda took the He's in. If

1:13:19

this hits, Pat's got to get on war mode. Okay,

1:13:22

if you hit this, you got to go on war

1:13:24

mode. Say

1:13:31

he's not even in the game. He's in.

1:13:33

He's still in. He's

1:13:36

still in. He's

1:13:40

in. Swing, swing. Oh,

1:13:47

he's still in, he's still in, he's still in. This

1:14:04

is gonna

1:14:07

put the

1:14:10

dagger. What's

1:14:13

up? It's

1:14:16

gonna bring

1:14:19

the Lopez,

1:14:22

man. Lopez

1:14:25

is hitting

1:14:28

now. Oh

1:14:35

my god.

1:14:37

Keep honest

1:14:39

on the

1:14:41

bench. Keep

1:14:43

honest on

1:14:45

the bench.

1:14:47

Keep honest

1:14:49

on the

1:14:51

bench. Joke

1:15:14

him, boy, that

1:15:16

court. Why does

1:15:19

he keep on

1:15:22

passing out of

1:15:24

the post? Don't

1:15:54

take him out. Don't take him out. Don't take

1:15:56

him out. The

1:16:00

fourth MC's third, they are the

1:16:02

captain of the city who meets

1:16:04

the criteria for something wrong.

1:16:07

The answer to that is the right car

1:16:09

laying on the left. They're the one of the

1:16:11

premier officials in the NGA's hold on to the

1:16:14

final. It's

1:16:19

going to clog me up. He's

1:16:24

pushed out! He

1:16:32

put his clothes on.

1:16:34

Oh, Bobby? He

1:16:36

put his jersey

1:16:39

on. This

1:16:44

cannot

1:16:46

be.

1:16:51

Bro, this is a flop. Stop. But

1:16:56

the problem is Bobby was going to pass out

1:16:58

of that anyway. I'll

1:17:03

say hello. The

1:17:08

chat. Hi,

1:17:11

Ron. Hi, how

1:17:13

are you? Merry Christmas. Good

1:17:16

to see you. Good

1:17:18

seeing you. Hey.

1:17:23

He's the only one. only one anyway.

1:17:30

out on the bench. He's

1:17:35

out? Hey,

1:17:37

did it sit him, did they? Congratulations,

1:17:45

wifey, on the beauty product of the year

1:17:47

award. We're all set. Congratulations

1:17:49

on the beauty product of the year award. Oh,

1:17:51

thank you. Thank you.

1:17:53

Of course, when's about in

1:17:56

the family? I should send some.

1:17:58

I'm going to send some for you. Oh

1:18:00

my gosh, that would

1:18:02

be so nice. Oh

1:18:04

my gosh, that would

1:18:07

be so nice. Talk

1:18:09

about no beauty products

1:18:11

right now. I'm sorry

1:18:14

about no fucking beauty

1:18:16

products right now. On

1:18:19

the $30,000 shot. You

1:18:21

out. You out. Yes,

1:18:23

your honest isn't in.

1:18:26

Oh. They got to

1:18:28

go up by like

1:18:30

25 and maybe he

1:18:33

comes back in with

1:18:35

three minutes left. They

1:18:37

can't play brook the

1:18:40

whole eight. They can't

1:18:42

play brook the whole

1:18:44

eight. They can't play

1:18:47

brook the whole eight.

1:18:49

They can't play brook.

1:18:52

And they don't have

1:18:54

other backup bigs. We

1:19:00

need them

1:19:04

to keep

1:19:07

shooting is

1:19:11

what we

1:19:15

need. How

1:19:41

do you

1:19:44

feel right

1:19:47

now, bro?

1:19:50

Heavy. No

1:19:53

hope? No

1:19:56

hope? No

1:19:59

hope? I

1:20:02

don't have

1:20:05

hope. You

1:20:08

gotta have

1:20:11

some hope.

1:20:14

I don't

1:20:16

got no

1:20:20

hope, bro.

1:20:23

I ain't

1:20:25

a lot.

1:20:35

Oh, they're

1:20:39

gonna let

1:20:43

Milwaukee win

1:20:46

this thing.

1:20:50

Oklahoma

1:20:52

City just

1:20:56

doesn't

1:20:58

have

1:21:00

enough. like

1:21:02

Superstar on the team so

1:21:05

he doesn't have to be

1:21:07

the main the main guy

1:21:10

no I think of the

1:21:12

check so both of them

1:21:14

together yeah I kind of

1:21:17

feel like it'd be nice

1:21:19

for him if he had

1:21:22

like a high gravity player

1:21:24

playing around him and

1:21:26

you also have chat

1:21:28

I should have took

1:21:31

the 8,000. And I

1:21:33

should have took the

1:21:35

20,000, man. It's cool.

1:21:37

It's cool. It's cool.

1:21:39

And I should have

1:21:41

took the 20,000, man.

1:21:43

But what's going like

1:21:45

you mean, though? It

1:21:47

could be the Papad

1:21:49

buildup, bro. Look at

1:21:52

all those famous stars

1:21:54

sitting courtside.

1:21:57

Ray Allen. This

1:21:59

is a thing back. That needs

1:22:01

OKC to come back so

1:22:03

Bobby's put back in. No,

1:22:05

that's not how it would work.

1:22:08

Bobby would be put back

1:22:10

in if Janice gets taken

1:22:12

out and Janice would get

1:22:14

taken out if Milwaukee's

1:22:16

up by a bunch. Walkie

1:22:19

has to get up by 20

1:22:21

with legs. But then they might

1:22:24

just put in the scrubs,

1:22:26

bro, they might not even

1:22:28

put in Bobby. And

1:22:38

she just used it.

1:22:40

Oh, Bobby doesn't even

1:22:42

get back in the

1:22:45

game? Sure. Face

1:22:47

time, T.A. Face

1:22:49

time, Thanassis. Have

1:22:51

them explain it, to

1:22:53

you honest. Yeah. And

1:22:56

they're saying 18 grand.

1:22:59

You could have put

1:23:01

some four geottos on

1:23:04

the Ferrari truck. You

1:23:08

could have had that F

1:23:11

floating in the middle. Non-spinning

1:23:13

wheels. Don't tell me this

1:23:15

guy didn't take the cash out.

1:23:18

You guys, don't have not to

1:23:20

take the cash out. What are

1:23:22

you guys talking about? Everybody's

1:23:24

now saying you gotta take

1:23:27

the cash out? They're saying

1:23:29

what the fucking if you're

1:23:31

talking about taking the cash

1:23:33

out. Now they're saying take

1:23:36

a shot at tequila. The

1:23:52

historian Price, he didn't

1:23:54

win it last year,

1:23:56

it's with the Lakers,

1:23:58

did he? Yeah. Hey

1:24:04

bro, I can tell you're sick right

1:24:06

now. I

1:24:21

should have took the 18, I should have took

1:24:23

the 18, right, I

1:24:25

should have took the 19. I said that's

1:24:27

20. I said

1:24:29

take 17, I said that's

1:24:32

20. Come

1:24:34

on fuck, stomach hurt. Come

1:24:36

on, come on, come on, come

1:24:38

on, come on. We

1:24:41

build up. It's

1:24:44

all good bro. You

1:24:48

live a highly favored life.

1:25:05

Man, breaks my heart for Pat.

1:25:13

happy to see the bro getting into

1:25:15

commercials with sketch. Joe

1:25:18

Buttons, Anthony

1:25:20

Adams. Absolutely

1:25:23

legends in that commercial. Won't say who

1:25:25

it's for though. Because we're on the top

1:25:27

of draft king sports book all day. Hey

1:25:30

bro, how does Gary Trent have 10? And

1:25:34

Bobby has five. It's not

1:25:36

right. It's

1:25:39

not right bro. And

1:25:44

the problem is Bobby's been playing

1:25:46

two, what does Pat need? He needs

1:25:48

Bobby Porter to get three more points

1:25:50

dude. He's got everything except for Bobby. 11

1:25:53

to make 29. He

1:25:56

could have 30.

1:25:58

No. No

1:26:01

Kendrick is doing the half time of

1:26:03

this game. Unbelievable

1:26:07

bro. We're

1:26:13

eventually going to need Pat to be back at some

1:26:15

point just we can hit this body armor MVP. And

1:26:28

I don't know who the MVP

1:26:30

is going to be. There might

1:26:32

not be an MVP today because

1:26:34

I mean if they

1:26:36

wind up losing this.

1:26:40

This bet it's like it's like they

1:26:42

didn't even win the championship even though

1:26:44

Giannis is having an insanely good game. Maybe

1:26:48

I should just rip the body armor MVP right

1:26:50

now. Does that make sense?

1:26:54

Well Pat's not here. See I'm just

1:26:56

going to give out the body

1:26:58

armor MVP just because we're saving a

1:27:00

spot on the body armor

1:27:02

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1:27:22

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1:27:24

office I know these players are drinking

1:27:26

and I know that's why they've been

1:27:28

playing so dang well. This

1:27:30

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1:27:43

as right near you I'm going

1:27:45

to go ahead and give it

1:27:47

to Giannis I mean he's twenty

1:27:49

six eighteen and nine right now

1:27:51

probably wind up with a triple

1:27:53

double he didn't go to the bench did he? Of

1:27:55

course not of

1:27:57

course not yeah Yeah,

1:28:00

I mean Yannis is playing

1:28:02

incredible, but we're saving an MVP

1:28:04

for Bobby if Bobby can't

1:28:06

get back in They're missing everything.

1:28:08

Just let Yannis get his

1:28:10

little applause, bro Yannis it's four

1:28:12

minutes left in the game.

1:28:14

Let Yannis go to the bench

1:28:16

put Bobby back in let Bobby

1:28:18

spin 26

1:28:20

18 and two blocks right now for

1:28:22

the Greek Freaks. He's our body armor

1:28:24

MVP of the game MVP of the

1:28:26

tournament. I'll give it to him right

1:28:29

now Brooke still shooting

1:28:31

that Brooke get to the bench then

1:28:34

Come on, bro. Let Bobby

1:28:36

get one more spin. It's 333

1:28:38

left. We needed 333 earlier.

1:28:41

That was such a sick block

1:28:43

by Yannis Make

1:28:47

it happen. I believe in these

1:28:50

brothers It

1:29:00

wouldn't be right to let him play

1:29:02

the entire time let this man get to

1:29:05

the bench. It's a 20 -point game We

1:29:18

lost our brother Pat

1:29:20

Bev sad, bro. It's

1:29:22

dad See

1:29:30

this breaks my heart Okay,

1:29:46

they're putting conneton in

1:29:48

for Lopez Oh

1:30:00

Then they're going

1:30:02

small. Oh! Oh!

1:30:05

No more bucket

1:30:07

for the bucks

1:30:09

and then they

1:30:12

could take him

1:30:14

out. But, like,

1:30:16

Bobby's too comfortable.

1:30:19

He's got the

1:30:21

whole hoodie up.

1:30:24

Take you honest

1:30:26

out. That's

1:30:29

people are laughing

1:30:32

at us, bro.

1:30:34

They're laughing. Oh,

1:30:37

bro. How sick

1:30:39

are you right

1:30:42

now? Pat, people

1:30:44

are laughing at

1:30:47

us, bro. They're

1:30:49

laughing because we

1:30:52

leave. I

1:31:01

should have took day

1:31:03

two. Hey, could have

1:31:05

shared a water brother.

1:31:07

You can't get down

1:31:09

on yourself. I want

1:31:11

to go shit, wrong?

1:31:13

That's how bad my

1:31:15

stomach was hurt from

1:31:17

this shit. You let

1:31:19

it go? Like frozen?

1:31:21

You said nine phone.

1:31:23

Which was your boy

1:31:25

Bobby? This shit gave

1:31:27

me the Bee Geese.

1:31:29

Lovell guts? Damn, bro.

1:31:31

That breaks my heart

1:31:33

that this had to

1:31:35

happen to you. Because

1:31:37

I know you've been

1:31:39

busting it. Shout to

1:31:41

body armor, shout to

1:31:44

Bobby Portis. Oh wait,

1:31:46

he's in! He's in!

1:31:48

He's in! He's in!

1:31:50

He's in! No! He's

1:31:52

in! He's in! He's

1:31:54

in! No! He's in!

1:31:56

He's in! Bobbier!