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Thank you so much for joining us. Sorry,

1:17

I know it's a little odd that it's

1:19

not Miss Pat's voice talking, Pat's but we

1:21

had to end this episode abruptly. So that's

1:23

why it kind of cuts off in the

1:25

end. of cuts off holding my baby boy in the

1:27

my sick and then he got sick there wasn't an intro

1:29

an I'm creating it now and it now a

1:32

little weird so we're sorry for that sorry for

1:34

that but you so much for joining us. We

1:36

talk a lot about Thanksgiving. Deanna

1:38

and I drove down to Miss I drove

1:40

for Thanksgiving and we had a great time

1:42

so we and behind -the -scenes time. So Thanksgiving the

1:44

Pat's house so stay tuned of

1:46

its Pat's house. So stay tuned. You better

1:48

get up, get out, and turn into this

1:51

podcast. Miss Pat spit the truth, spit the

1:53

real fact. Nothing but the other, classy at

1:55

the same time. Jack got the flavor. These

1:57

are not the same lines. That's the politics.

2:00

been on the real grind. It could

2:02

be pretty, but ugly at the same

2:04

time. Just too, in, put your lock

2:06

on the spin down. Ain't no need

2:08

for the weight, and turn it up

2:10

now. What's you talking about? It's real,

2:12

though. And cut the game, you get

2:14

no play like Nintendo. You wait to

2:16

time, turn it up, nothing but the

2:18

ugly. Straight off the tie, everything. I

2:22

want to say, y'all, we back

2:24

to being apart. We trying really hard

2:26

to get together. Cherry, sweetie, ain't no

2:29

way to beat it. Nothing but the

2:31

other turning up is going to repeat

2:33

it. All right. Yeah. All right, you

2:36

sound good. Thank you. I want

2:38

to say, y'all, we back to being

2:40

apart. We trying really hard to get

2:42

together. Your schedule is crazy and it's

2:45

Christmas time. It's just, it's not, we

2:47

just gonna keep going, listen and enjoy

2:49

it. That's all I can say. You

2:52

know what McDuffin said in the

2:54

group and a bunch of people agreed

2:56

with them is that they like when

2:58

we do the zoom because it's more

3:01

current. It's more topical as opposed to

3:03

like eight weeks delayed. Yeah, I do

3:05

too. So we're gonna try to get

3:08

this done every week, just like

3:10

this, until we can get it together.

3:12

Um, with that said, oh, thank y'all

3:14

so much for coming out for Thanksgiving.

3:17

Oh, it was so good. It was

3:19

our pleasure. It was so fun. And

3:22

you know what? It was, I

3:24

was trying to explain it to my

3:26

in laws and my family on Saturday

3:28

and Sunday. You want to spoil people.

3:31

And I love it. You know, and

3:33

all those people who some of the

3:35

family that we talked to hadn't met

3:38

you, one hadn't seen you in

3:40

20 years. It was like a family

3:42

reunion. So we were honored to be

3:44

invited. We weren't the only white people,

3:47

which we'll have to deal with later.

3:49

But, um, a cousin that had a

3:51

white white, cutest little babies. She, yeah,

3:54

we were the only like white

3:56

whites. There was one guy who looked

3:58

like Jamie Kennedy white. So, find a

4:00

picture of him and then you all

4:03

can make your own. I think he's

4:05

a youtuber, uh, isn't, uh, uh, I

4:07

think he call it himself white dolomite?

4:10

So, yes. So he knows, he

4:12

knows, he knows, Nakeel. And. I

4:16

don't care about you coming to

4:18

my house sometimes, you know. I

4:20

just ask that you don't come

4:22

in here acting like I'm Miss

4:24

Pat from the TV because I'm

4:26

hosting and I look up and

4:29

he's like, oh my god, I'm

4:31

at Miss Pat House. And so

4:33

he's showing me and I said,

4:35

who the fuck are you talking

4:37

to, niggle? White. Yeah him. I

4:40

took a picture of him because

4:42

I was offended. I was like,

4:44

I can't, I can't get replaced.

4:46

Mostly black. So, so I don't,

4:48

I've never heard of him, but

4:50

my husband was familiar with him.

4:53

And, uh, he was like, come

4:55

over here. I'm at Ms. Passer.

4:57

I don't know who the fuck

4:59

you talking to. But they're not

5:01

coming up my motherfuck out. And

5:03

how fuck you get in here,

5:06

niggle. Nike, of course. Yeah. And

5:08

finally, they said, that's Nike a

5:10

friend. I pulled Nike off. I

5:12

said, you better get that white

5:14

motherfucker, inviting people in my house

5:17

to fuck is wrong with him.

5:19

After that, he calmed down. So

5:21

he said, well, I'm not going

5:23

to eat anything. That's what he

5:25

said. And that motherfucker was like,

5:27

next day, I know he had

5:30

two play everything good. It was.

5:32

Everything was great. Yes, so, um,

5:34

I mean, but I saw my

5:36

cousin Bali, I didn't recognize her,

5:38

she's on my three side, and

5:40

she said, rabbit, I'm Bali, and

5:43

y'all heard me tell this story

5:45

before I say, my cousin say,

5:47

never give him a niggin' your

5:49

cookies, give me your cookies, sell

5:51

your cookies, so the first time

5:53

I, it'll be 10 cents, because

5:56

that's what cookies was. Yeah, I

5:58

mean the cookies you want. prices.

6:01

Yeah, no teeth in her

6:03

mouth, just like I remember

6:05

her as a little girl.

6:07

And she scared the dog

6:09

fuck out of me, because

6:11

I didn't know what the

6:14

fuck she was talking about

6:16

when I was little. Sell

6:18

her knuckles y'all cooking. I

6:20

had to be nine. And

6:22

you telling me to be

6:24

a prostitute. I had no

6:27

future. Who said a nine-year-old

6:29

that say, sell your pussy?

6:31

Don't be giving it away.

6:33

Was she the one that

6:35

grabbed your ass, Dion? I

6:37

don't know if I'm allowed

6:40

to talk about that, but...

6:42

Yeah, can we not talk

6:44

about that, please? He doesn't

6:46

remember who, but I just

6:48

distinctly remember it. It happened.

6:50

I do remember who it

6:53

was, but I know what

6:55

I talked about. I'll tell

6:57

you off the... Oh but

6:59

here bad. Why not? Oh

7:01

you dating her now? Hell

7:03

no! It wasn't just one

7:06

by the way. Yeah. It

7:08

was uh... I wasn't thankful

7:10

for that part of giving.

7:12

Give me through a hot

7:14

tidy. That shit help me

7:16

so much. Well, he's farting

7:19

on me now. Well, give

7:21

him a hot tidy, a

7:23

little whiskey, a little lemon,

7:25

and some tea. Don't say

7:27

I said it, but you

7:29

know, it doesn't look like

7:32

you have the hot tidy.

7:34

He had a great time.

7:36

He was out there in

7:38

the back with the other

7:40

little ones and he was

7:43

having the time of his

7:45

life. He got some kid

7:47

like kicked a soccer ball.

7:49

And it hit him right

7:51

in the chest and he

7:53

looked at me like he

7:56

had been shot. And then

7:58

he went. And

8:02

this little kid ran over and he

8:05

goes, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

8:07

I'm like, it's okay, he's fine, he's

8:09

just scared. You were scared, weren't you

8:12

buddy? Matthew, about to cut the fuck

8:14

up. Oh the good part was. All

8:16

right, go on buddy. We worked really

8:18

hard to cook. That shit was so

8:21

hard. Cooking for like 80 people, because

8:23

in my mind I had 100. So

8:25

I made four pans of macaroni cheese.

8:28

I tried to cook everything in my

8:30

house because I knew I didn't want

8:32

that bullshit in my house after Thanksgiving.

8:36

So me and my aunt back and forth with

8:38

the dress. My aunt is from Florida so she

8:40

liked dressing a certain way. And I'm from Atlanta

8:42

and I don't eat out. I don't like my

8:44

dressing with jiffy. And the first dress that I

8:47

made a big pen of and I fucked it

8:49

up. And so I was like, focus, pat, you

8:51

know your recipes, don't let nobody tell you what

8:53

the fuck to do, don't let nobody run you

8:55

out your kitchen, because my aunt was literally getting

8:58

on my nerve and I love her to death.

9:00

So I had to focus, I wake up at

9:02

2.30 miles like, she's not gonna outdo me, I'm

9:04

gonna make my dresses. I get up and I

9:07

go in the kitchen and she in the fucking

9:09

kitchen making her dress. So

9:12

now we not really talking to

9:14

each other. I wonder why there

9:16

were so many, there were like

9:18

three or four different types of

9:20

dressing. Yeah. She made hers and

9:22

I made mine and people don't

9:24

really tell the difference than they

9:27

ate at all. Juma did a

9:29

lot of barbecue and Gary Yella

9:31

did the Oxdale and the Fresh

9:33

Rose. She made real, like, Roadhouse,

9:35

Rose. They was so fucking good.

9:37

Did you get one deal? Not

9:39

one of the Texas roller house

9:41

ones. I got one from the

9:44

gay house. Did you, did you

9:46

not have, Junebug woke up from

9:48

a nap and he goes, all

9:50

the food's gone. It was food

9:52

at the gay house. The gay

9:54

house, y'all is my daughter, you

9:56

know, actually is gay. So I

9:58

have to get into space. he's

10:01

need their space because they like

10:03

to hear splits. They like they

10:05

nuts to be on the seaman.

10:10

What I did was I gave the

10:12

gays the pooh house so we call

10:14

it a gay house. I decked it

10:16

out just like my house and boy

10:18

they were then I smoked a weed

10:20

they were hoeckling they were they were

10:22

what they were hoeckling they were hoeckling

10:24

they were because we had to go

10:26

home go back to the hotel and

10:28

take a shower they were hoeckling so

10:30

hard. What is hoeckling? You know when

10:33

they smoking that pipe shit. Oh hooka.

10:36

I didn't know what she meant. I never

10:38

heard of it before. Ookala. I was like,

10:40

what is that? And

10:42

they played their music, honey. They weren't one

10:44

of them but Whitney, Houston, and Marvin Gay

10:46

down there. And they had them a good

10:49

time. And then things, everybody was kind of

10:51

stiff in the beginning because I don't think

10:53

a lot of people knew each other. But

10:55

then when the gays invaded the main house

10:57

and brought the alcohol with them, that's when

10:59

we all were like, Reagan and I looked

11:01

at each other, we're like, we gotta get

11:03

out of here. It's about to get sloppy

11:05

drunk in here. He never got

11:07

a sloppy drunk, but they didn't want to

11:10

leave. I text action, I say, y'all got

11:12

to go. Yeah, she kicked about it. I

11:14

got to go to work tomorrow. You and

11:16

your people got to go. All right, y'all

11:19

got to fucking go. We left about seven-ish,

11:21

I think. And man, yeah, you could tell.

11:23

It was heading that head in that way.

11:25

They weren't trying to clean up shit. They

11:28

were asking for more alcohol. I was like,

11:30

you niggles can drink. And then they, you

11:32

know, all the ox tails, right? It was

11:34

nothing but ox tail juice. So I look

11:37

over there and niggles got the rose, just

11:39

eating, dipping the rose. I say, y'all really

11:41

gonna do this in my nice house. You

11:44

know, and around a thing just

11:46

eating oxtail juice. I had three

11:48

plates because there was so much

11:51

food that I took like a

11:53

dollop of everything. But by the

11:55

time you took a little dollop

11:57

of every single thing, you had

11:59

three plates. I was trying to

12:01

really not run out of food.

12:03

But by the time I told

12:05

people we had to go place,

12:08

it was over. I had my

12:10

custom cakes. And one of them

12:12

was a three-tier and they ate

12:14

all of it. I'm not kidding

12:16

you. She had a box from

12:18

like Amazon of probably hundreds of

12:20

those little takeout black and clear

12:22

things. How many? A hundred. Okay.

12:25

So we eat at three and

12:27

by 4.30 there is not a

12:29

scrap of food left. And people

12:31

at 3.45 were boxing it up.

12:33

People took their seconds to go.

12:35

They sure did. And they and

12:37

they sat around and talked and

12:40

they put their plates in the

12:42

car. Yeah. And so I'm thinking

12:44

if your place is in the

12:46

car, why aren't you in the

12:48

car? And the problem was, the

12:50

problem was people arrived too early.

12:52

So I said two o'clock. So

12:54

thinking we're black, Dionne, we're going

12:57

to be 3.30. Before I could

12:59

even put out of food out,

13:01

the dough bed was right. I

13:03

said, who the fuck is that?

13:05

Why the fuck are y' y'all

13:07

our early? Dion got there like

13:09

3. And I was worried he

13:11

wasn't going to get food. Yes,

13:14

and I was like, I was

13:16

like, why are y'all so early?

13:18

So the first batch of people

13:20

came in with all the old

13:22

people. So it's about 20 old

13:24

people. They come in and sit

13:26

down, they don't move. You got

13:28

a feeling. They literally sat out

13:31

and wanted to tell me who

13:33

the fuck they was, which was

13:35

my daddy's cousins and you know,

13:37

stuff like that. And I'm like,

13:39

old people, I said two o'clock.

13:41

It is 1245. And

13:44

I didn't do any like appetizer

13:46

because I just knew everybody was

13:48

going to be late. Yeah. And

13:50

I started to all of these

13:53

chacoodery boys and I said, I

13:55

should get about two or three

13:57

of them. I said, no, I'm

13:59

not going to waste my money.

14:01

They're not going to eat shit.

14:03

Man. have fooled him up a

14:05

little bit because it's like he

14:08

got up that morning didn't eat

14:10

breakfast, took a shower, got dressed

14:12

and came over. Well, old people,

14:14

the old ways, you know. And

14:16

now what you wanted? No, I

14:18

wanted him to be a little

14:20

late. So as you told the

14:23

gays, three o'clock, so they got

14:25

there by 3.30. Yeah, the old

14:27

ways, like, you know, you show

14:29

up at grandma's house three hours

14:31

before the meal. you know, maybe

14:33

there's some cheese crackers out or

14:35

whatever, and then you eat, but

14:38

you know, you expect to come

14:40

a little early. Not in our

14:42

culture, son. We drove down and

14:44

we stayed in Nashville on the

14:46

way down and then we were

14:48

like, Reagan was like, it was

14:50

seven in the morning and she's

14:53

like, should we rush? Should we

14:55

get there? We gotta be there

14:57

by two. I was like, nah,

14:59

we're good. We're good. No. We

15:01

got there like at 2 o'clock.

15:03

It was perfect. Was this the

15:05

first Thanksgiving where everybody was early?

15:08

It was the first Thanksgiving I

15:10

hosted with. That's my daddy family

15:12

from South Carolina. So yes. Are

15:14

you little really host Thanksgiving that

15:16

big? I just usually me and

15:18

my friend Tracy or a couple

15:20

other people, but I usually never

15:22

do it that big. Right. Would

15:25

you do it again? Yes, yes,

15:27

I actually like hosting and you

15:29

know, like I love putting on

15:31

like parties and stuff. So that's

15:33

why all the table was decorated.

15:35

Man that tablecloth you had outside.

15:37

Here, let me pull up some

15:40

of the pictures. So here's the

15:42

food. Okay, so like this whatever

15:44

this seafood pasta thing was that

15:46

was great. The greens, those were

15:48

great. And then we got. Oh,

15:50

that was gone by the time

15:52

I got there. Yeah, the many,

15:55

the many stuff was, was, was

15:57

left. The bone. It was just

15:59

a bone. red beans and

16:01

rice, there's yams, those were my

16:03

favorite, the yams actually. There's those

16:06

Texas Roadhouse rules you didn't get

16:08

beyond. Yeah, all that was gone

16:10

by the time I got there.

16:12

The bowls wasn't even there. Yeah,

16:14

so... It was just the bowl

16:16

sitting on that whatever tray that

16:18

was. So this was, this is

16:21

the kitchen table. with the food

16:23

and then you know so that's

16:25

kind of what the kitchen table

16:27

look like there's the and so

16:29

this was I love this this

16:31

was the where all the older

16:33

people were sitting yes so the

16:36

fancy dining room with the like

16:38

just look how elaborate that is

16:40

how beautiful many Christmas trees so

16:42

many Christmas trees Let

16:44

me see if I can find

16:46

the outside table you were just

16:49

talking about, Dionne. Well, it was

16:51

the same tablecloth. I was just

16:53

saying, man, that tablecloth is so

16:55

nice and warm, but it started

16:57

to get cold outside, put that

17:00

tablecloth on my legs, I said,

17:02

I've never run out. Here's the

17:04

cakes. Yes. So the three-tiered cake,

17:06

I mean, it was a lot

17:08

of cake, and then there was

17:11

a whole big tray banana pudding.

17:13

That didn't last more than more

17:15

than 15 minutes. 15 minutes. This

17:17

is Matthew. Matthew kept trying to

17:19

climb on top of this thing.

17:21

So here's one of the Christmas

17:24

trees. This was his favorite. It's

17:26

like really pretty. So that's a

17:28

can't can't find the outside table.

17:30

Yeah. So I mean, I'm not

17:32

trying to tattle on IKEA, but

17:35

there's not a cardboard box under

17:37

there. So you

17:39

might want to talk to Nike

17:41

about that. You're stupid, correct? So

17:44

they're leaky. And this, this, Matthew

17:46

just stared at this tree. He

17:48

loved it. He kept trying to

17:51

lick this little ball down here

17:53

that looks like a cupcake. There's

17:56

Reagan and Matthew. he's already got

17:58

a roll. We showed up and

18:00

he immediately was like looking for

18:03

food. She looked like the realtor.

18:05

Here's the picture of Ashley in

18:07

your house that she put up

18:10

of herself. Y'all was really taking

18:12

pictures. I wanted to just take

18:14

a few just for this, but

18:17

yeah, so this is the living

18:19

room. With the big tree and

18:22

the garland and all that, it's

18:24

great. And you had like the

18:26

banister all decorated and decorated and

18:29

that look beautiful. That was the

18:31

big tree there. That was two

18:33

trees. Yeah, two trees. So then

18:36

Matthew got a little kiss. Yeah.

18:38

And then these are still, this

18:40

is the only thing I recognize

18:43

from your old house. These cow

18:45

chairs. Yeah, I got them out

18:48

the clearance, right? Matthew was just

18:50

in love with those dogs and

18:52

all that. But here's, yeah, here's

18:55

the outside. Man, that tablecloth was

18:57

something else. She has a patio

18:59

Christmas tree. I didn't even notice

19:02

this until just now. Yeah, I

19:04

do. So, yeah, it was beautiful.

19:06

It was just all so much

19:09

fun and... The food was really

19:11

good. It was a good time.

19:14

It was a fun little hang,

19:16

hearing stories, just side hustling conversations.

19:18

Like I was here hustling a

19:21

couple conversations. I love how everybody,

19:23

you know, even though everybody didn't

19:25

know everybody, everybody just mingled. Yeah.

19:28

Yeah. Like one big family, you

19:30

know, once you told everybody who

19:32

you was, and then it just,

19:35

you know, went off to like

19:37

that. And it was great. Yeah,

19:40

I got to talk to, you

19:42

know, white blending in, you know,

19:44

because she never really been to

19:46

nothing that I've done before. You've

19:49

been around me. I was like,

19:51

oh, how Reagan found my friend

19:53

Cynthia, and I think she found

19:55

somebody who cannot talk her. Was

19:57

this the woman who brought her

19:59

daughter? Yeah, yeah, we loved them.

20:01

gee, yes, the two of them

20:03

talked for hours and hours and

20:05

hours and hours. Yeah, it sure

20:08

did. And I went over and

20:10

sat next to Garrett and he

20:12

and I watched TV. Because the

20:14

older people was on the back

20:16

porch watching our football. Young people

20:18

was downstairs with the fire burning,

20:20

smoking, doing weed and drugs. Good

20:22

lord. Now I have not, I'm

20:24

going to announce this here, I

20:27

did end up telling Pat, but

20:29

Reagan is pregnant, so we were

20:31

going to have our third kid,

20:33

and her sense of smell is

20:35

off the charts, and she was

20:37

like, what is going on down

20:39

there? I said, it's just Ashley

20:41

in the gaze. She's like, Ashley

20:43

in the gaze. What is that

20:46

smell? I'm like, honey, that's weird,

20:48

I think. Chris doing exactly what

20:50

the Republican Party want him to

20:52

do. To keep creating white babies.

20:54

You know, the white people will

20:56

be proud of you, Chris. You

20:58

know, for keep putting y'all on

21:00

earth. Well, yeah, and his, this

21:02

baby's due date, we don't know

21:05

if it's a boy or a

21:07

girl, but this baby's due date

21:09

is on Matthew's birthday. So, and

21:11

if you do the math, my

21:13

birthday is in September, so. Yeah,

21:15

so next year around this time,

21:17

after she had a baby, don't

21:19

touch her again. Yeah, right. Yeah,

21:21

right. You know how much I

21:24

didn't get laid before I married

21:26

Reagan, and I've got a lost

21:28

time of makeup. Mm.

21:30

You probably need to

21:33

look at some, um,

21:35

some, um, some sex

21:38

takes two for some

21:40

mood. Because the way

21:43

I imagine you fuck

21:45

like a penguin. What

21:48

was that? Oh, oh, oh.

21:50

You gotta, okay, you have

21:53

to pull her to. That's

21:56

exactly what I look like

21:58

I can imagine you type

22:01

of thing that slub all

22:03

on people and shit be

22:05

still. We hate me, it's

22:08

like, y'all niggles, if you

22:10

don't get this fit off

22:12

my chest. Today is our

22:14

fourth anniversary. Really? Third anniversary.

22:17

Thank you. And pregnancy. I

22:19

told her we're not going

22:21

to dinner tonight because I'm

22:24

doing this. I said I've

22:26

got a podcast, sorry honey.

22:29

Uh, yeah, I don't need

22:31

to go to town. I

22:34

don't celebrate bullshit. I mean,

22:36

don't sell them. He didn't.

22:38

Sounds like somebody's been married

22:40

33 years. You don't have

22:43

to waste your money. Go

22:45

in there, eat that motherfookin'

22:47

craft macaroni and cheese she

22:49

could. Great at the microwave!

22:52

What a corn dog! Good

22:54

lord! That's what it looked

22:56

like. Light a candle! You

22:59

know who, Megan is so,

23:01

you know, what's your, Megan,

23:04

what's your, Reagan? Reagan, is

23:06

so white. And it's just,

23:08

it's so innocent. So she

23:10

comes to my house for

23:12

Thanksgiving and a Christmas outfit

23:15

and everybody's like, why that

23:17

white bitch dressed up? She,

23:19

I told her, I bet

23:21

you lots of people will

23:23

be dressed up. Nobody was

23:25

dressed. They were wearing their

23:28

pajamas. They were wearing their

23:30

sweatpants. Literally. She was like,

23:32

she was mortified. She's like,

23:34

you lied to me. I

23:36

go, I thought there'd be

23:38

more people dressed up. Pat

23:41

and Dion. You wasn't dressed

23:43

up. Pat and Dion were

23:45

wearing their merch. I

23:49

just had my hoodie-old because it was

23:51

cold. Me too. I mean, I threw

23:53

that on that morning. As long as

23:55

I had my hair and makeup, I

23:58

didn't give him up. Have finally got

24:00

her hair and makeup done by like

24:02

after. my dessert was being served, poor

24:04

Mimi was in there working with me.

24:06

Yeah, I was like, anytime you go

24:08

to, unless they say dress up, then

24:11

don't. You know, I play for everybody

24:13

being pajamas. She

24:16

likes to look nice. Yeah, she was

24:18

beautiful, but I'm just saying I'll dress

24:20

like just a pair of jeans and

24:22

you know a shirt next time you

24:25

come down. Unless we say dress up.

24:27

We'll tell you if we want you

24:29

to dress up for like funeral or

24:31

everybody got to have on the same

24:34

collar. But you see her daily outfit

24:36

is dressed up. She dresses up like

24:38

every day because she loves it. She

24:41

always, she just doesn't leave the house

24:43

without makeup and a nice outfit on.

24:45

She always says my grandma used to

24:47

say you always have to look like

24:50

you're going to court that day because

24:52

you might be. What kind of criminal

24:54

she come from? She must think she's

24:56

black. Have your court closed, though? Just

24:59

a case, the cases come in. She's

25:01

just got an ex-husband, so. I used

25:03

to say, you know, our parents, you

25:06

say, make sure you got your drawers

25:08

clean in case you get hit by

25:10

a car. You don't want to be

25:12

taken to the hospital with dirty underwear.

25:15

Yep. I was thinking about that this

25:17

week. I was like, how dirty were

25:19

people's underwear that that was a saying?

25:21

Like, I have two. Mine. Mine burn.

25:26

from the chafing or

25:28

the juices. Are they

25:30

chemically heated? We need

25:32

someone to investigate this,

25:34

but it's not gonna

25:36

be me. Yeah, so

25:39

I just can't keep

25:41

my draws on for

25:43

two days. They just,

25:45

they moist and sneaky.

25:47

All right. Look bad

25:49

crawl. Good God. You

25:56

know what's funny is Garrett Garrett got

25:58

mad so the TV working.

26:01

He couldn't get the football game

26:03

on the TV. But Garrett's mad

26:05

is like you regular. God damn

26:07

this thing is not fucking working.

26:10

I'm a call somebody. Because he

26:12

only can't get it working. And

26:14

he called Nikea all the time.

26:16

That's him fixes everything. We owe.

26:19

I think like he's 54 and

26:21

I'm 50. We just don't have

26:23

the patience for remote. Yeah. When

26:25

remotes was around, when they first

26:28

came around, it was only two

26:30

buttons on and off, up and

26:32

down. Now, they want you to

26:34

switch between Netflix and I don't

26:37

need all of that shit on

26:39

my remote. Yeah. Then they got

26:41

to talk to the remote. You

26:43

got to plug up the remote.

26:46

I don't want all of that

26:48

shit. Hey, you shit. I turn

26:50

the TV on. And there was

26:52

a whole group of old timers

26:55

around them and they all started

26:57

joining in the course that this

26:59

is all fucked up. We have

27:01

too many channels. I don't know

27:04

what's going on there. It was

27:06

so funny. I mean, they grew

27:08

up on 25 and 11 and

27:10

that was it. Now all of

27:13

this other bullshit in the world

27:15

that you don't fucking need. But

27:17

we got. And you all right

27:20

now? I mean, you all right?

27:22

No. That's what's something where you

27:24

have a cell phone. You look

27:26

like a limo. I just, you

27:29

got me laughing. A limo. A

27:31

limo. A limo. A limo. A

27:33

limo. It's

27:40

really, I'm really proud

27:42

of you. You can,

27:44

you know, you came

27:47

a long way. You

27:49

know, when I first

27:52

met you, you really

27:54

had that Down syndrome

27:56

look. Even the taste

27:59

might, baby. little pussy

28:01

is helped you out.

28:04

Upgraded your chromosome. See,

28:06

say hi Reagan. So

28:08

this is what Reagan's

28:11

wearing just today. Hey,

28:13

hi Reagan. It's like

28:16

a it's a sweater

28:18

dress. Yep. You look

28:20

pretty Reagan. All right.

28:23

She's got to take

28:25

Eleanor to her dad's.

28:27

Oh lucky. Why's he

28:30

Lucky Pat? I don't

28:32

know anybody. You so,

28:35

she's so pretty. And

28:38

she, what's the good thing about

28:40

your relationship, she even made you

28:43

look better. Like you look so

28:45

much better now. When I first

28:47

beat down, you was scuttled niggles,

28:49

you was sweating all the time,

28:51

you was uncomfortable, you didn't know

28:53

if you wanted to podcast with

28:55

us, you know, I was going

28:57

to whoop your ass, or we

28:59

were going to rob you, you

29:01

was scared at my house. You

29:03

was everything white America was. And

29:05

then you met a group of

29:07

black people and it's like you

29:09

just grew up and then you

29:11

met a beautiful wife. Your blow

29:13

up is a motherfucker. You got

29:15

a baby. It's one of the

29:17

all-time greatest turnaround, in-cell turnaround stories

29:19

of all time. I mean to

29:21

be honest with you. Like from

29:23

libertarian to normal? I don't believe

29:26

you know libertarian. You're just an

29:28

undercover Republican. They're just not acting

29:30

right right now. you know, well

29:32

that's true. You know, I just,

29:34

talk about shit that I know

29:36

you would never talk about publicly,

29:38

you know, in the beginning, you

29:40

know, I want your Thanksgiving like,

29:42

what your family like, just, your

29:44

blow up is awesome. Yeah, it's

29:46

been the best five years of

29:48

my life for sure. And that's

29:50

why I tell people all the

29:52

time, you gotta start interacting with

29:54

people that didn't come from where

29:56

you came from and don't look

29:58

like you because, you know, you

30:00

learn things when you, when you,

30:02

with other cultures in here. You

30:04

know, you realize society is lime.

30:06

He realized that all black people

30:09

aren't lazy. He realized people are

30:11

lazy. You

30:13

know in the beginning he thought

30:15

only we was poor. Then he

30:17

realized he was poor. Yeah your

30:20

financial globe really made me feel

30:22

that way. I was telling my

30:24

sister I think it was. I

30:27

was like I'm so proud of

30:29

Pat it's just crazy like 2019,

30:32

we're sitting there talking in 2020, you're

30:34

like, I'm gonna Uber to save up

30:37

for a family vacation, and now you're

30:39

able to throw a party that, I

30:41

don't know how much that cost you,

30:43

but it was not in my budget,

30:45

just to do something special for your

30:47

family members and friends, like, I don't

30:49

know, it's really cool to see that

30:51

too, that change where you're able to

30:53

do things that you probably didn't think

30:55

were feasible, but now you're able to

30:57

do them. You know, I was just

31:00

telling somebody today, I'm not going to

31:02

say who it was, but I was

31:04

telling somebody, I said, you got to

31:06

start feeding the body. positive things. Like

31:08

when you say stuff like, I don't

31:10

have or I can't do, well, what

31:12

comes out your mouth, the strongest, the

31:14

most strongest muscle on the body is

31:16

the brain. It absorbs everything. It takes

31:18

in what you say or what it

31:20

here, and it makes you, it can

31:23

make your whole body feel a certain

31:25

way. So when you say you can't

31:27

do or you don't have, then you

31:29

won't do, because you just told the

31:31

mind that make the body not do

31:33

it. And so I was telling this

31:35

person, who's been in my life a

31:37

long time, and I just, you know,

31:39

I always listen to it. I'm so

31:41

depressed, I said, you cannot use the

31:43

word depressed. Find another word. Because when

31:46

you tell the about, when the press

31:48

come out of your mouth, your brains

31:50

grab it, then it feeds the body,

31:52

the depression that you think you have.

31:54

And I'm quite sure you everybody, you

31:56

know, I've been depressed. those are just

31:58

the things that I've learned in life

32:00

not to say out loud. I always

32:02

tell yourself what you can do. Even

32:04

if you got a little doubt, don't

32:06

speak it, because your words are powerful.

32:09

You speak things into existence. I was

32:11

telling my friend, I said, well, we

32:13

was on Section 8 together, I always

32:15

said, I was going to get off

32:17

Section 8 together, and I was going

32:19

to get off Section 8, and I

32:21

was going to get off Section 8,

32:23

and I was going to buy me

32:25

a house by the fuck, I was

32:27

going to get the money from. I

32:30

didn't have an idea, I didn't have

32:32

an idea, or Section 8. And you

32:34

have to tell yourself each and every

32:36

day what you want to do. And

32:38

you have to keep, it's like, if

32:40

I had this, if I could do

32:42

the same thing with a treadmill, I'd

32:44

be a bad bitch. If I could

32:46

just get up and go downstairs in

32:48

my gym and just feed my, I've

32:50

been going like two days a week

32:53

or three days a week, but not

32:55

every fucking day. But it's something that

32:57

I'm working on. I say, I have

32:59

to motivate, you got to go down

33:01

there, just 30 minutes a day. But

33:03

you can, as I put it out,

33:05

then it'll make my body move. So

33:07

you have to, you have to, you

33:09

have to set goals for yourself. But

33:11

you also have to speak when I

33:13

was telling at a time when I

33:16

was in Plainfield and I was living

33:18

in an apartment, remember that, Dionne? And

33:20

I lived there for, I lived there

33:22

for five years in apartment paying $400,

33:24

$400, $400,000 a month. My brother on

33:26

Thanksgiving referred to it is that ratty

33:28

little apartment and now look at her.

33:32

Because he used to go over there all

33:34

the time. Yeah, and I'm living in this,

33:36

I'm living in this three bedroom apartment spending

33:38

$1,500 a month damn near. Owning his apartment,

33:40

I'm telling my husband we wasted money. I

33:43

don't want to live in a fucking apartment.

33:45

I came from my house, I came from

33:47

my house, I want to live back in

33:49

the house. And so I would ride through

33:51

the neighborhood as they was building us, my

33:53

old neighborhood in Plainfield, and I said, we're

33:55

going to live here, didn't know what a

33:57

fuck I was going to get, at the

34:00

time I was making $600 a week opening

34:02

for Arniz J. All I got was six,

34:04

I had to fly myself out and put

34:06

myself up in a hotel. I would always

34:08

find people, I had a friend who gave

34:10

me a united flight pass, and so I

34:12

flew for, you know, just the taxes at

34:15

the time, and then I would, I had

34:17

a friend that gave me a hotel discount,

34:19

but literally I would bring home like $800

34:21

dollars a week. And I remember when I

34:23

talked my husband into building this house, getting

34:25

this house, and I wanted to put a

34:27

bathroom and a kitchen house, they said, why

34:29

would you want to do that? That's going

34:32

to raise a price. I said, well, I'll

34:34

go sell my t-shirt. And so I went

34:36

and asked, I went and asked, I went

34:38

and asked, I went and asked, I went

34:40

and asked, I went and asked, I went

34:42

and asked, because when we go to resale,

34:44

they already got the plumbing. And my husband

34:46

looked at me like I'm crazy. He's like,

34:49

what you mean, Reese? I said, nieck, I'm

34:51

not gonna die in Indiana. What are you

34:53

talking about? I said, I don't know what

34:55

you see, but I see me back in

34:57

Atlanta. And I kept telling myself, I'm going

34:59

home. I don't want to be here. So

35:01

I'm just saying, if you out there and

35:03

you listen, feed yourself positive stuff no matter

35:06

what kind of condition you in. You gotta

35:08

find the greatness in whatever you're going through.

35:10

There's some greatness, but don't use word like

35:12

depression. Because those words to me lead to

35:14

medication. And those, when you speak it, the

35:16

mind takes its own and it shuts down

35:18

the body. So I'm just, and I just

35:21

told her, I said, you are great. You

35:23

are a good person. You're very intelligent. But

35:25

you talk about, don't dwell. She dwell over

35:27

the same shit every time. Oh, they did

35:29

this. They did that. So what? I remember

35:31

when I, when I, when I, when V

35:33

103 let me go and I was so

35:35

mad. I was so, and I was only

35:38

mad. I knew I was gonna leave, but

35:40

I was more mad because I didn't get

35:42

the. wanted to quit. And I told him

35:44

I was going to leave. And then they

35:46

cut my contract. It wasn't even 30 days'

35:48

job. But I was really mad because my

35:50

contract was for two days, and I went

35:52

in there five days a week when I

35:55

could to bill a show. So three days

35:57

a week, I worked for free. You were

35:59

literally going to hire me or somebody else

36:01

to help do social media for. I couldn't

36:03

just because of my day job. I was

36:05

doing all this. You were going to put

36:07

your own money into it. I was going

36:09

to put my own money into it when

36:12

I thought I was going to stay. Then

36:14

I realized this ain't what I want to

36:16

do. You know, it's shit you know, you

36:18

know, they picked up Miss Pass settles it.

36:20

Then I got, I got, I got hired

36:22

to write a, writing a movie, and I

36:24

got how to move, and I got how

36:27

to do this. I got how I got

36:29

how I got how to do this. I

36:31

got how to do. I got how I

36:33

got how I got to do. I got

36:35

to do. I got to do. I got

36:37

how I got to do. I got to

36:39

do. I got to do. I got to

36:41

help to help to help to help to

36:44

help to help to help to help to

36:46

help to help to help to help to

36:48

help to help to help to help to

36:50

help do this And so when I called

36:52

myself dwelling, and I said, well, why am

36:54

I dwelling on something that was never mine?

36:56

So I started to feed into my career.

36:58

And so many things have happened for me

37:01

since I've left that station. So I'm just

37:03

saying, you know, be careful with the words

37:05

that you use, because the words that comes

37:07

out of your mouth can shut your whole

37:09

body down. That's just what I believe. I

37:11

don't have no PhD, no CAD, I just

37:13

got a GED. But that's what I've worked

37:16

for me. You

37:18

just, you got, you gotta

37:21

feed the body. It's, it's

37:23

more than food. I mean,

37:25

if you, if somebody, if

37:27

somebody always telling you you

37:29

ugly and you start to

37:31

believe it, then you're gonna

37:33

be ugly. You never gonna

37:35

put on lipstick and fix

37:37

yourself up. If somebody always

37:40

telling you that you're gonna

37:42

be ugly. You're never gonna

37:44

put on lipstick and fix

37:46

yourself. If somebody always telling

37:48

you that you make me

37:50

gain weight. I put all

37:52

of that shit in my

37:54

mouth myself. So you have

37:56

to feed yourself. It's either

37:58

the good or the bad.

38:01

So if you're listening, you

38:03

know. a dome, I'm hot!

38:05

If you literally- I'm hot!

38:07

He's hot! He's got that

38:09

shit! That's still my favorite

38:11

episode! When Nikea got Covine,

38:13

you're like, he's out! Oh,

38:15

oh my god, fat mofuck.

38:17

I didn't realize he was

38:20

on a ventilator. He was

38:22

bad, bad. Oh, I

38:24

thought you said you're on a ventilator

38:26

now. I was like, you know, I

38:28

don't know. He's not on a fucking

38:31

ventilator right now. That's a bad detail.

38:33

And you know, I try to tell

38:35

my cure the same thing. Like, cure

38:37

has to be the work at 7

38:40

o'clock, y'all. He will literally leave his

38:42

house at 640. And I said, you

38:44

do, you, you, you, so you get,

38:47

you hit the clock in literally six,

38:49

fifty, nine or seven o'clock. You have

38:51

no time to gather yourself. You have

38:53

no time to rest and think about

38:56

your day. You run it straight in

38:58

the work and you wonder why you

39:00

hate that job. I just, I don't

39:03

understand young people. He ain't even yelling.

39:05

That n' nig almost 40. I

39:09

was thinking, well, you just

39:12

said, he ain't that young

39:14

no more. You know, I

39:17

forget my kids are almost

39:19

40. My birthday, two weeks

39:21

away. Yeah, I'm 41. I

39:24

mean, 40, do you? Mm-hmm.

39:26

You about to be 40?

39:29

I'm about to be 40,

39:31

nigga. You about to be

39:33

40? Uh-huh. How long have

39:36

I known you? since

39:38

I was 21. Wow, really?

39:41

Yeah, because I was in

39:43

Indiana over 15 years. That's

39:45

crazy. I met you a

39:47

couple months into my comedy

39:50

career. And I started when

39:52

I was 21. So yeah.

39:54

pretty fucking new. Mm-hmm. I

39:56

think I think I met

39:59

you in like September, August.

40:01

Yeah, because I moved there

40:03

and, um, no, I moved

40:05

there in December. Okay, so

40:08

then that's when I would

40:10

have met you when you

40:12

first moved there, because I

40:14

think it, the club opened

40:17

in August, I think. What

40:19

year? 2006? Yeah, what year

40:21

did they win the Super

40:23

Bowl? Yeah, I won the

40:26

Super Bowl. 2006? 2007, yeah.

40:28

It was cold. And yeah,

40:30

I just won the Super

40:32

Bowl. And so I found

40:35

more these and then I

40:37

found, what is that club

40:39

that was on the other

40:42

side of town? Crackers? Jokers?

40:44

It's not there anymore. It

40:46

was Wilson's, Dave Wilson's Club.

40:48

Yes, what day Wilson? Dave

40:51

Wilson runs, is a Santa Claus and

40:53

runs a Santa Claus shop now. Oh,

40:56

out in Speedway, so check that out.

40:58

Man, what was the name of that

41:00

club? I don't remember, because it closed

41:02

before I ever started doing comedy. I'm

41:05

so, I'm so intrigued to know what's

41:07

the name of it. I know, I'm

41:09

looking it up. I can just text

41:12

Dave. It had an airplane on it,

41:14

didn't it? Yeah. It was like green.

41:16

One-liners? Yeah, that's what it was. So

41:19

I would go over to one-liners and

41:21

then I would go over to Marty's

41:23

because early on I knew old boy

41:25

didn't like me so I would go

41:28

over to one-liners and they started to

41:30

let me MC, they would never let

41:32

me feature, but I was the best

41:35

thing to ever walk through them those.

41:37

I wouldn't say it then, but I

41:39

said now. And I

41:41

would go over there, they only

41:44

give me $30 a show to

41:46

MC and I was, I was

41:48

me, I was funny than anybody

41:51

did all the hitliners. And one

41:53

day they just up and fired

41:56

me. And they said, I said,

41:58

what did I do? they said,

42:00

well, you went three minutes over.

42:03

I'm sure that happened several times

42:05

a week. What are they talking

42:07

about? I think they was just

42:10

trying to get rid of the

42:12

black woman. They was tired of

42:15

me coming over there. And I

42:17

was always professionally. Did I say

42:19

bullshit bad? He did, man. He's

42:22

like, this is. Yeah,

42:24

right, Matthew? He called him bullshit

42:26

when you said I'm a professional.

42:28

Yeah, I was trying to be

42:30

professional, but they fired my ass

42:32

for going like three minutes over

42:34

or something like that. And then

42:37

I knew that they didn't want

42:39

me to, you know, and I

42:41

think they asked me not to

42:43

come back. Which club is this?

42:45

Come on, honors. They didn't last

42:47

long after that. No. No, they

42:49

didn't. And so, uh... How did

42:51

you hear about Marty's? I just

42:53

googled the clubs. And I had

42:56

came to Indiana to do the

42:58

real funniest mom at Crackers. And

43:00

so I tried to be friends

43:02

with Matt, the big fat boy.

43:04

Mm-hmm. Because he's, I could tell

43:06

he was a person like, you

43:08

know, running the open mic. So

43:10

when I came in and I

43:12

did the real funny mom, I

43:14

just fucking killed it. And so

43:17

I knew I wouldn't have any

43:19

competition in Indiana. I did it

43:21

there and then I did it

43:23

on another spot in South Carolina.

43:25

And so I would fly to

43:27

Indiana. I flew a couple days

43:29

early to check out the open

43:31

mic and they was only giving

43:33

people three minutes a month. Mm-hmm.

43:36

A five-minute and he was like,

43:39

well, you know, since you've been

43:41

on TV, we can eat five

43:43

minutes a month. And I was

43:46

like, no wonder y'all are not

43:48

funny. Well, Crackers was like the

43:50

long-time comedy club here and Bob

43:53

and Tom fed a lot of

43:55

people. It was very symbiotic. You

43:57

was pissing people off. If you

44:00

went to another club to do

44:02

an open mic, you were giving

44:04

people three minutes and if you

44:07

go to Morde's, you're done here.

44:09

Well, what do you expect? People

44:11

are going to choose if you

44:14

make them choose. Yeah, so when

44:16

Morde came along and it started

44:18

to really bill, you had to,

44:21

you couldn't do both. I think

44:23

she let me did both. Yeah.

44:25

Mordeze didn't care. Marty didn't care.

44:28

She cared because that was the

44:30

old way. And I did a,

44:32

I got on Bob and Tom

44:35

and then I started to sell

44:37

a few tickets and I did

44:40

the show, I did a show

44:42

there and I think it sold

44:44

out like one day and she

44:47

started to like, actually she kind

44:49

of advocated for me to get

44:51

my first manager. She said, uh,

44:54

who is she? What

44:56

was that? Ruth in? Ruth in? Ruth

44:58

in? Yeah, she'd been in, she's been

45:00

in comedy, the comedy world forever, going

45:03

back to when Rupert from Survivor worked

45:05

there in the 70s or 80s. So

45:07

she'd been there a long time. She

45:09

owns it now if it's still open?

45:11

There's one location downtown. Yeah, so she,

45:14

uh, she kind of mentioned me to

45:16

a manager that I used to have

45:18

early on, one of my very first

45:20

manager, and then Robert Junior came up

45:23

in, uh, uh, Oh

45:25

my husband's truck is

45:27

here. He did he

45:29

get a new one?

45:34

But you know, I ended

45:36

up getting the manager and

45:38

then I was part of

45:40

Marty's and then I had

45:42

to bust a gut and

45:44

I was fucking miserable. And

45:46

I just told my, I

45:48

used to tell Dionne, one

45:50

day we're going to get

45:52

the fuck away from here.

45:55

Was Joker's open when you

45:57

were around? No. It was

45:59

just Marty's. and

46:02

Crackers. Crackers. The two

46:04

cragels, a couple open

46:06

mites here and there.

46:08

But no, like, I

46:11

think most of the

46:13

comics are dead, Otto

46:15

dead, and what's the

46:17

other one? I said,

46:19

yeah, Troy Otto. Yeah,

46:22

Troy just passed earlier

46:24

this year. A lot

46:26

of, yeah, Troy Otto.

46:30

The big talk? Hank? Hank,

46:33

I like Hank. Yeah, Hank

46:35

was, Hank, Hank did the

46:37

same set every single time

46:40

and he got a different

46:42

reaction every single time. People

46:44

either loved Hank or they

46:47

fucking hate it. Hank didn't

46:49

give a shit one way

46:51

or... Yeah, Amy used to

46:54

get drunk, boy. Oh

46:56

my god, all the drinking they

46:58

did at the damn comedy club.

47:01

Man, we used to have good

47:03

ass time. He used to karaoke.

47:05

Yeah, you remember when Pac McAfee

47:08

was a comic. He was coming

47:10

in and get drunk. I don't

47:12

think I spoke to old boys

47:15

since he sent that file shit

47:17

to me. What did he say?

47:19

Who married? Married, who married on

47:21

her? Todd? Yeah, I used to

47:24

be crazy about Todd. Yeah,

47:27

but he was crazy about

47:30

Pat McAfee. What fuck is

47:32

that? But he was crazy

47:34

about Pat McAfee and just

47:36

being a food. And then

47:38

I guess all of that

47:40

eventually. And that's my comedy

47:42

career there. I remember when

47:44

I worked at Taco Bell.

47:46

And only Dionne knew I

47:48

had a job, and I

47:50

was so ashamed to work

47:52

at Taco Bell, but I

47:54

was a manager. I also

47:56

worked at Burger King, so,

47:58

because I didn't have an

48:00

income, and I'm never too

48:02

proud. also worked at Speedway,

48:04

remember? There? And nobody knew

48:07

I worked during the day,

48:09

but there. And I would

48:11

get off, take a shower,

48:13

get dressed, and go hang

48:15

out at that club all

48:17

night long. Just talk to

48:19

comedians and saw to comedians

48:21

that came through and waiting

48:23

on my opportunity to get

48:25

on stage. Everybody loved her.

48:29

And you know what, he just

48:31

told me, he said, I tried

48:33

everything to run you away. And

48:36

I remember what deal was like,

48:38

we ought to whoop that niggas.

48:40

And I said, let's play his

48:43

game. I said, he has something

48:45

that we have. So let's not

48:47

stop him from getting to what

48:49

we, which is a stage. So

48:52

take his insult. He

48:54

told me one time he

48:56

said, you two ghetto for

48:59

my seven o'clock crowd. He

49:01

said, he said, they wouldn't

49:03

like you. And then he

49:06

said, I mean, I wasn't

49:08

a star. Yeah, he said,

49:11

what you say? I remember

49:13

him, he said, I will

49:15

never work that bitch again.

49:18

Yeah. I think that was

49:20

after, or he came. Who?

49:24

Corey Oko. I remember what Corey

49:26

Jones show for like 10 minutes.

49:28

Yeah, and I sold all of

49:30

those fucking tickets for that show.

49:32

Mm-hmm. And then he took my

49:35

money and didn't give me shit,

49:37

but you know, it was okay.

49:39

Because I always, you know, you

49:41

can't, you can't, you can't carry

49:43

out with spilled milk. And

49:46

the bullshit he was doing was nothing

49:48

but spilled milk. And all he was

49:50

trying to do was destroy me. And

49:52

what I was not going to let

49:54

him do was destroy me. Saying that

49:56

ugly shit and, you know, and when

49:58

Shera Underwood came in and talked about

50:00

it. a dog and he ended up

50:02

giving me that Thursday night. And all

50:04

of those white Purdue kids were riled

50:06

up for Buster Good on Thursday? Mm-hmm.

50:08

And then I figured out I was

50:10

hitting him pay his rent. He hated

50:12

me. You remember

50:15

my birthday? He made sure he

50:17

booked himself so he could be

50:19

there? Mm-hmm. And I'm not exaggerate.

50:21

It was so many people showed

50:23

up, Chris, that we had to

50:26

turn people away. And if it

50:28

was 300 people in life, 50

50:30

of them had a gift for

50:32

me. Oh, wow. He hated that

50:34

shit. But

50:37

that's what I'm saying when I

50:39

say don't ever let no stay

50:41

focused on what you what you

50:43

want. And this is the guy

50:45

the TV show characters based on

50:47

right? Yeah. Yeah we did a

50:49

we did a scene he also

50:51

robbed the bank but you know

50:53

he did everything he could to

50:55

stop me. Last I heard of

50:57

that guy he was booking a

50:59

comedy at the casino and Anderson.

51:03

I heard that about that that

51:05

was like a decade ago. It

51:08

was a lot the last time

51:10

I heard about it Yeah, he

51:12

couldn't get anybody go up there

51:14

and do anything No, what's the

51:16

white boy name who I got

51:19

the fighting with? Yes I don't

51:21

think I met anybody I think

51:23

a piece of shit. He's the

51:25

most scumtastic dude. I think I've

51:28

ever met my life. And make

51:30

sure you know. Allegedly. Peace of

51:32

shit. I mean, when I tell

51:34

you when I beat the dog

51:37

shit out of him, that's the

51:39

first time I ever beat up

51:41

a white person. He

51:46

were, didn't he work out too, like he

51:48

was kind of buff? No. No, he told

51:50

when I first, he was a, he was

51:53

a compulsive liar. So he told me he

51:55

was a professional golf instructor. So when I

51:57

get to, yeah, I'm thinking he's shit, you

51:59

know. doing this is still piece

52:01

of shit. Piece he was

52:03

a piece of was a

52:06

piece of shit. And that night he

52:08

coming a black bitch bitch.

52:10

Mm-hmm. And I warped the crack out of

52:12

his.