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hurt then. He said he's 40

1:25

and he said you know that

1:27

come the time when his diabetic

1:30

medication don't let stuff worse and

1:32

You get older. What do you want

1:34

me? Yeah, you know that pancreas wears

1:36

out and all of a sudden needs

1:38

a little help Are you are you

1:41

at the gas station peeling that

1:43

deal? Nah, I have never been down that

1:45

bad. Nah Okay, okay, not that bad. I'm

1:47

scared to take them. Oh, that would fuck

1:49

you off. I'm afraid I get the one

1:52

fenton all motherfucker pill. That's how I need

1:54

to die. Tell the whole world. I was

1:56

about to get some pussy, but I took

1:58

the wrong. You know what

2:00

I'm scared of? I'm scared to come

2:03

out of the house. I mean out

2:05

the bedroom with a necklace. My hood's

2:07

like what the fuck you got on.

2:10

Cause you know I got that fat,

2:12

I got that uh, fooper. So

2:14

when you pull the drawers up on

2:16

a fooper it just looked like you

2:19

choking your belly out your bottom belly.

2:21

They make poo poo lingerie. They don't.

2:23

They need to make poo poo poo

2:26

lingerie like a kangaroo like a

2:28

kangaroo poo pouch. And they need

2:30

to be able to tie your bottom

2:32

stomach up so they can see

2:34

your vagina so you can feel more

2:36

sexy. That sounds like a Halloween crew

2:39

stuff. I mean costume, but they really

2:41

should make Fupa lingerie. When they do

2:44

it, I'm more cold. We miss pet.

2:46

Miss pet, yeah. Get 15% off your

2:48

Fupa lingerie. Yeah, you should be

2:50

able to drop your Fupa foodpa in

2:53

a bag on the lingerie to keep

2:55

it from seeing it. You

2:58

better get

3:00

up, get

3:03

out, and

3:05

turn into

3:07

this podcast.

3:10

You gave

3:12

me a

3:14

good idea.

3:17

I'm gonna

3:19

create some

3:21

big bitch

3:24

shit. the

3:26

classy at the same time. Jack got

3:28

the flavor, these are not the same

3:30

lines. That's the politics, she's been on

3:33

the real grind. It can be pretty

3:35

with ugly at the same time. Just

3:37

tune in, put your lock on the

3:40

spend down. Ain't no need for the

3:42

weight, and turn it up now. What's

3:44

you talking about? It's real though. And

3:46

cut the game, you get no play

3:49

like Nintendo. You wait to time, turn

3:51

the up, nothing but the ugly. Straight

3:53

off the tie. Everything everything. It's a

3:56

tight story future. Listen on your iPhone,

3:58

your desk, talk of beauty. If

4:01

you're out there, it's not going

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to be there. If you're out

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any service over there if you

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say Miss Pat just put in

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fucking discount so I just want

4:47

everybody to know that because the

4:49

skin is very important I'm trying

4:52

to you know pull back my

4:54

bags and I'm working on my

4:56

frown lines I'm working on a

4:58

discoloration on my skin to dry

5:00

and I'll be sometime when I

5:02

go over there she the other

5:04

day she pulls so much shit

5:06

off from my face I did

5:09

a video and I'm almost like

5:11

koocha hair it was growing on

5:13

my face what is it just

5:15

like leftover makeup or what was

5:17

it no it's just like you

5:19

know your skin is an organ

5:21

so it just everything that hits

5:23

it hits it's it hits it

5:26

I guess it lands and I

5:28

don't fucking know, I just know

5:30

why's your skin argument? Uh-huh. Sorry,

5:32

that was for Dion. It's fucking

5:34

so stupid. You said your skin

5:36

is the longest organ. You said

5:38

organ and argument the same way,

5:40

it's so funny to me. You

5:42

know, everything is drying out. So,

5:45

he's fucking with you. I love

5:47

you. Yeah, so go over to

5:49

the static of Atlanta and get

5:51

you a 10-time. You've been really

5:53

getting into facials. Like, what was

5:55

the origin of this? How did

5:57

the start? I was just, you

5:59

know, I'm going through menopause and,

6:02

you know, everything is drying out.

6:04

So it was getting in my

6:06

face. you know I was picking

6:08

my booty to drive before my

6:10

face do but it was it

6:12

was just I was just dry

6:14

and so I said I'm gonna

6:16

go over there and I'm gonna

6:19

find somebody to do some facials

6:21

and I fell in low and

6:23

when I tell you I've told

6:25

everybody to go to this lady

6:27

everybody y'all should go to her

6:29

it's a 20% off discount instead

6:31

of Atlanta go over there and

6:33

get your fucking face done you

6:35

cannot beat it and we'll show

6:38

you at the end when we

6:40

talk about the other stuff. Thanks.

6:42

Thank you to everybody who gave.

6:44

Did I say this last week?

6:46

Who's who called Jazz and checked

6:48

on them? No, we haven't. So

6:50

we haven't given a Jasmine update,

6:52

but we should. So how's Jasmine

6:55

doing? Jasmine has surgery on her

6:57

hand. And I learned something doing

6:59

this accident. You know, we bought

7:01

insurance policies and we keep it

7:03

moving. We really don't think nothing

7:05

will ever happen. Well, I'm here

7:07

to tell you, the lady who

7:09

hit my car was underinsured. Oh,

7:12

no. Yes, so let me tell

7:14

you this. Underinsured or not insured?

7:16

She was insured without state. She

7:18

was underinsured. So underinsured is, um,

7:20

when you say you buy the

7:22

cheapest shit, I'm going to do

7:24

liability $25,000. So that means if

7:26

anybody get hit, you hit them,

7:28

they only get $25, I think

7:31

your policy was $50, $50,000. My

7:33

car was a 2021 and my

7:35

car badly got paid for. Oh

7:37

yeah, that doesn't cover any of

7:39

her medical bills, does it? The

7:41

$25,000 you can take it for

7:43

your arm or your ass, however

7:45

you want it. That's all they

7:48

got. Your car, your arm, it

7:50

doesn't matter. You're getting 25 grand

7:52

and that's it. And nothing else.

7:54

And then you got to go

7:56

out of, you got to sue

7:58

these people. Well, think about this

8:00

y'all, if they got a $25,

8:02

$25,000 liability policy, how much money

8:05

do you think they really Yeah,

8:07

right. It made me go back

8:09

and look at what I had,

8:11

because I'm like, and I'm, I

8:13

was thinking, I giving Jasmine my

8:15

G wagon to drive wouldn't have

8:17

gotten paid for it. Brand new

8:19

brakes are $8,000 a piece. That's

8:21

why there's no discount code for

8:24

the G wagon. So can you

8:26

imagine that she hit my truck?

8:28

Oh yeah. So, you know, and

8:30

I just want to tell people,

8:32

I always try to tell people

8:34

what I learn, and I've never

8:36

been in a situation like this,

8:38

and I know everybody pockets is

8:41

different, especially with the bullshit we're

8:43

going through in this world right

8:45

now, but I'd rather you be

8:47

overinsured than underinsured, because when you

8:49

underinsured, you can literally get sued

8:51

for fucking everything. So basically what

8:53

can happen now is you get

8:55

the 25 grand for the insurance,

8:58

but you could go... back and

9:00

say, look, I have 10, $15,000,

9:02

$20,000 more in expenses, my lawyer

9:04

is going to sue you for

9:06

that money unless you pay me.

9:08

Well, what about her being hurt?

9:10

She got to get something for

9:12

you hurting her. You broke her

9:14

fucking arm and fingers and shit.

9:17

Right. You heard a hit. So

9:19

basically left this woman up to

9:21

like liability because she wasn't insured

9:23

enough. Okay, got it. But thank

9:25

God. My car had a lot

9:27

of liability insurance for uninsured people.

9:29

Yeah, but it's just, you had

9:31

to pay anything for something. It

9:34

sucks, you had to pay anything

9:36

and claim it on your insurance.

9:38

Yeah, but you know, I always

9:40

try to cover myself as much

9:42

as I can, because I, you

9:44

know, I don't think I ever

9:46

wrecked a car. you know my

9:48

husband had an accident but the

9:51

person who hit him had you

9:53

know they was fully insured right

9:55

this is the first time I

9:57

ever dealt with his uninsured motorist

9:59

you know didn't have enough to

10:01

cover it so you know just

10:03

check your policies because whatever I

10:05

learn I try to come back

10:07

and tell you guys and another

10:10

update two of my felons have

10:12

dropped off so far Graz. Graz.

10:14

Graz. Felonies. And she called me,

10:16

I got an email and said,

10:18

hey, we were moving two of

10:20

your felonies. So it takes a

10:22

little time, but they're coming off.

10:24

And I really appreciate you guys

10:27

appreciating that podcast. So just stay

10:29

tuned. And you know, and keep

10:31

calling her if you need anything.

10:33

I'm quite sure she will help

10:35

you. And I hope we all

10:37

become unconvicted felons. Hell yeah. If

10:39

you liked that, please share it

10:41

with your friends. like yes that's

10:44

not the kind of podcast people

10:46

are gonna naturally just click on

10:48

oh let me I'm interested in

10:50

this like but I think everybody

10:52

gets something out of that if

10:54

they listen to it yeah so

10:56

you make sure you know try

10:58

to really get your background clean

11:00

them you know I got an

11:03

uncle who needs something expunged yeah

11:05

everybody do yeah your aunt probably

11:07

was a prostitute in the 70s

11:09

is she really in the church

11:11

yeah yeah I mean, think about

11:13

how many people us in the

11:15

church now that used to be

11:17

prostitutes. But don't want, don't want

11:20

to go to God as a

11:22

whore. So, so. That's why they

11:24

wear what? The white gloves. That

11:26

was an issue, niggle. I read

11:28

an article that herpes is why

11:30

all, herpes is in 25% of

11:32

Alzheimer's patients. So they think is

11:34

a cause of Alzheimer's. So next

11:37

time you put that dick in

11:39

your mouth, remember, or you won't.

11:41

You want herpes? You're gonna get

11:43

Alzheimer's. What the fuck are you

11:45

talking to? Pure. How are you

11:47

gonna have forever luggage you forget?

11:49

I know I got something, but

11:51

I can't remember what it was.

11:53

Stop reading Chris. I tell you

11:56

all the time, stop wasting your

11:58

brain with reading this bullshit. Every

12:00

time you read a lot, y'all

12:02

have to get thicker. I was

12:04

in there holding the Wall Street

12:06

Journal, Cacklin. Like what? Well, that

12:08

show Paradise? Uh-uh. Oh, hoo-oo. What

12:10

is it? I heard about, I

12:13

haven't known this yet. Yeah, that

12:15

shit is good as fuck. Episode

12:17

of season one comes on tomorrow.

12:19

But man, it's got Sterling Kay

12:21

Brown. How do I describe this

12:23

movie? It's the end of the

12:25

world. and they go into this

12:27

bunker and the president dies and

12:30

they're trying to figure out who

12:32

killed the president because everybody that's

12:34

there's 25,000 people in this underground

12:36

city they all were selected to

12:38

be there so there shouldn't be

12:40

any murder like there's no weapons

12:42

and they're trying to figure out

12:44

come to find out the lady

12:46

who's in charge of everything she

12:49

doesn't send an expedition now to

12:51

see if the real world is

12:53

okay and they found people and

12:55

one of them tried to get

12:57

in and that's who they think

12:59

killed the president. So it's just

13:01

like that sounds good. Yeah, it's

13:03

a fun and a great show

13:06

I've been hearing a lot about

13:08

it I'm gonna check it out

13:10

I'm gonna check it out this

13:12

week It is a bad show

13:14

I watched all seven episodes like

13:16

I was just about to cancel

13:18

my Hulu. I'm gonna go watch

13:20

you And then I'm so paranoid

13:23

that's not gonna help you paranoia

13:25

I need to be ready

13:27

for the apicalicity and then

13:29

they're going to cut our

13:32

clicks off. So I need

13:34

to know what to talk

13:36

my click at when they

13:38

come. It's tuckable, huh? Everything

13:40

is tough. Everything is tough.

13:42

You'll sit over here, ma'am.

13:44

Please tell us where your

13:46

click is. They'll never find

13:48

a click like you. Garrett,

13:50

tell us where your wife's

13:53

click is. I don't know.

13:55

He don't know. Where you

13:57

click that back? I would

13:59

never. Yeah. Somewhere in the

14:01

hood. So that's what I'm

14:03

doing. I'm re-watching Hamay's Tale.

14:05

We just watched, so back

14:07

in the 90s, here in

14:09

Indianapolis, there was a serial

14:11

killer named Herb Bowermeister. And

14:14

there's a new Hulu documentary

14:16

on this guy on Fox

14:18

Hollow Farms, which is where

14:20

he killed all these people.

14:22

And the guy in the

14:24

documentary, Mark Goodyear, worked for

14:26

my dad during that period.

14:28

And Mark, like, just crazy

14:30

guy over the top, like,

14:33

is a killer? He, well,

14:35

what he told my dad

14:37

at the time was that

14:39

the serial killer tried to

14:41

kill him in his pool

14:43

and he overpowered him and

14:45

got away and then went

14:47

to the police and turned

14:49

him in and he's the

14:51

one who brought him all

14:54

down. But then you watch

14:56

the documentary and I'm convinced

14:58

my dad had a serial

15:00

killer working for him for

15:02

like 20 years. Because you

15:04

watch this and you go.

15:06

I think Mark was in

15:08

on it and helping kill

15:10

these guys. That's great. Bering

15:13

them. And like I remember

15:15

being taken out. Huh? Mark

15:17

got out. Yeah. Mark is

15:19

still out roaming the streets.

15:21

And you talking about? Yeah.

15:23

He won't hurt me. It's

15:25

fine. So watch Fox Hollow

15:27

Farms. That was a really

15:29

good documentary. And when you

15:31

get to Mark, you're like,

15:34

oh, you know, they got

15:36

that new, uh, Natalia Grace.

15:38

Oh, really? This humor that

15:40

little girl they thought was

15:42

a little girl but she

15:44

was actually adult but she

15:46

wasn't adult that little girl

15:48

from Indiana yeah they're doing

15:50

like the TV series of

15:52

it's coming out on March

15:55

19th. Turns out she was

15:57

actually telling the truth. Yes,

15:59

she was a kid. She

16:01

was freaky. Yeah, she went

16:03

to the middle of the

16:05

asylum was talking about. Let

16:07

me suck your dick. Yeah,

16:09

she was going nuts. She

16:11

was 11. How was she

16:14

11? I don't know. She

16:16

was. like a like a

16:18

fictionalized version of it. It's

16:20

just like Cuba good actors

16:22

in it. Cuba gooding juniors.

16:24

You should see the girl

16:26

who's playing Natalia Gray. The

16:28

cast and fucking phenomenal job.

16:30

But yeah, the dad was

16:32

a fucking nut job. They

16:35

got the guy to look

16:37

really close. What do they

16:39

have to the white people

16:41

who adopted her? They want

16:43

to give her make so

16:45

much she was grown. Nothing.

16:47

They still in Indiana? I

16:49

think that is. Yeah, the

16:51

dad is. They got a

16:53

divorce? Oh yeah. Yeah. He

16:56

was crazy though. Yeah. Because

16:58

he believed that she was

17:00

a little kid and the

17:02

mom was like, nah, this

17:04

girl's grown. Right. She had

17:06

a period. She's supposed to

17:08

have a period. I mean...

17:10

The whole situation was crazy.

17:12

Yeah, yeah. Okay, we gonna

17:15

have to check that out.

17:17

So we got some phone

17:19

calls today. Oh yeah. All

17:21

right. Well, let's take a

17:23

quick break. And then when

17:25

we come back, we'll do

17:27

the phone calls from SpeakPike.

17:29

Welcome back to another episode

17:31

of, you know, the Patnail.

17:33

We're here. We're gonna take

17:36

some phone calls because I'm

17:38

enjoying talking to y'all and

17:40

giving y'all the great advice

17:42

that I've trying to give.

17:44

Don't take anything serious. I

17:46

don't have a degree in

17:48

anything. I got a degree

17:50

in bullshit. Yeah, we, Yvonne

17:52

was telling us. So many

17:54

of you have. These are

17:57

just. questions. But a lot

17:59

of you have sent in

18:01

messages that are super sweet.

18:03

We thank you guys for

18:05

that. It's really appreciated. And

18:07

if you go to the

18:09

show notes in the description,

18:11

you can find the link

18:13

to speak pipe. If you

18:16

want to say anything to

18:18

us, ask a question, whatever.

18:20

That's how this all works.

18:22

So here's the first question,

18:24

Miss Pat. Hi, Chris. Hi,

18:26

Miss Pat. Hi, Miss Pat.

18:28

Hi, I'm Yvonne. My name

18:30

is Salome. I am probably

18:32

your only crack baby from

18:34

France and I was glad

18:37

to hear that Miss Patrick

18:39

speaks some French. I wanted

18:41

to tell you that you

18:43

guys cured my depression. So

18:45

thank you for that. The

18:47

podcast is definitely my comfort

18:49

zone when I fell down

18:51

and I wanted to tell

18:53

you that I really enjoyed

18:55

the few episodes, the few

18:58

last episodes talking about subjects

19:00

like... clear in your criminal

19:02

background and someone talking about

19:04

abortion, I think you should

19:06

keep that as a recurring

19:08

thing on the podcast to

19:10

talk about the conditions of

19:12

people struggling. I wanted to

19:14

ask you since Miss Pat

19:17

your your pardon you're cleared

19:19

are you guys coming to

19:21

Europe I would love to

19:23

meet you anywhere as long

19:25

as you come on our

19:27

side of the word thank

19:29

you Oh, that's so

19:31

sweet. I mean, my background wouldn't

19:34

keep me out of Europe. I've

19:36

been in Canada. I've been in

19:38

a few places. I can come

19:40

to Europe. And with the current

19:42

government we have, we all going

19:44

to be coming to Europe. Y'all

19:46

might be hell of black in

19:49

a minute. And when you're one

19:51

or not? She would come to

19:53

Europe, but it's the French keeping

19:55

her away. She just doesn't like

19:57

me. No, it's not the French.

19:59

It's not the French. It's not.

20:01

It's not. It's not. It's not.

20:03

So hold on, because I'm just

20:06

telling. I'm just telling. I'm just

20:08

telling. You're going to have a

20:10

lot of Negroes, niggles, and black

20:12

folks over in Europe. Because we're

20:14

looking for a place to stay.

20:16

And we want to thank you,

20:18

because I love talking about women

20:20

rights. That's my right to have

20:23

an abortion. This is my pussy.

20:25

I say that all the time.

20:27

Nobody should be able to tell

20:29

you what to do with your

20:31

body, especially in the old-ass white

20:33

man, for the simple fact. They

20:35

don't do anything when y'all dick

20:38

stop working. They don't try to

20:40

bury them. They try to keep

20:42

them hard. And in the medication,

20:44

they'll still don't work and give

20:46

you a heart attack, your heart

20:48

be harder than you did. And

20:50

so, you know, I'm all about,

20:52

you know, if you can't feed

20:55

it, kill it. Now can you

20:57

say all that in French? I'll

20:59

be say the ear of Jay.

21:01

I also speak French. Thank you.

21:03

Yes, thank you for the kind

21:05

words. Thank you for the cameras.

21:07

And we always here for you

21:09

and don't be depressed. Yes. All

21:12

right, here we go. Next caller.

21:14

Hey, Miss Pat. Hey, Dion. Hey,

21:16

Chris. Thank you guys for all

21:18

that you do. Been a long-time

21:20

crack, baby. Just looking for some

21:22

advice. It's my second pregnancy with

21:24

my husband. And I'm not feeling

21:26

very... pampered or appreciated. How do

21:29

I drop him some hints that

21:31

I want more? Like snacks or

21:33

little gifts or a foot rub?

21:35

Do I drop hints? Do I

21:37

ask for it outright? I just

21:39

want to feel pampered this pregnancy

21:41

and I want to be appreciated

21:44

for what I'm doing for our

21:46

family. So let me know what

21:48

you think and have a great

21:50

day guys. Ma'am, first of all,

21:52

thank you. much for calling in.

21:54

Second of all, it's not like

21:56

you got their baby at the

21:58

grocery store. So... You got pampered

22:01

when he came in you, that's

22:03

what she's saying. That's your pampered,

22:05

ma'am. I don't know what you

22:07

want. You got pregnant. It's so

22:09

fucking crazy. Y'all gotta stop looking

22:11

at these fucking people on TV.

22:13

This shit ain't real. They may

22:15

have probably go to work all

22:18

day. You said at the house,

22:20

you prayed. Or you go to

22:22

work and you prayed. It's just

22:24

a baby. You know, you want

22:26

in the kids. Stop looking at

22:28

these ginger revealed. Stop looking at

22:30

these folks who do these push

22:33

skills who do these push skills.

22:35

Sir, a little bit on does

22:37

not count for the way I

22:39

just told my pussy up. So

22:41

if you won't snacks, tell the

22:43

nigger you won't snacks. If you

22:45

want your feet rubbed, I need

22:47

my feet rubbed. The baby got

22:50

my ankle swallowed up like an

22:52

elephant dick. You know, just say

22:54

what you need and stop throwing

22:56

his. If you get to the

22:58

point. Because I guarantee you when

23:00

you're hummed when it dicks. He

23:02

said, kill you something. He'll be.

23:04

He'll just throw the dick in

23:07

your face and slap you with

23:09

it. finesse it a little bit.

23:11

You gotta be like, hey, man.

23:13

That's what I do, but not

23:15

everybody's Reagan. So yeah, just tell

23:17

the truth. Just say, baby, I

23:19

need my feet rubbed. Baby, bring

23:21

me some snakes. Baby, I don't

23:24

feel sexy. She doesn't feel love.

23:26

I have been her husband. I

23:28

was that with Matthew. I mean,

23:30

it's guys don't have any clue.

23:32

and are generally very selfish and

23:34

I'm sure women are too but

23:36

come on man don't make it

23:39

his fault you got pregnant like

23:41

you she decided to lay down

23:43

to let me fit no she

23:45

being pregnant like having on through

23:47

it with Reagan. It is so

23:49

invasive. It is so like, yeah,

23:51

she asked for it again. So

23:53

how is it his fault that

23:56

he didn't do it? You know

23:58

he didn't do it the first

24:00

time, but the point is, without

24:02

saying anything, as pat as exact.

24:04

I treated me when I was

24:06

pregnant, and I know exactly what

24:08

she was, and I'm just bullshitting

24:10

it as again. So I felt

24:13

the same way. I felt like,

24:15

you know, Gary, you know, run

24:17

around for me. I'm braided. I'm

24:19

carrying your first child. And it

24:21

didn't happen. It just did, I

24:23

just said, Gary, you don't treat

24:25

me like I'm praying. He's like,

24:28

what shit, you can walk. So.

24:30

and the hormones and you know.

24:32

I'm pregnant one night and I

24:34

think I'll tell you all this

24:36

story and I'm dreaming about my

24:38

first baby dad to beat me

24:40

up and I wake up crying

24:42

and Gary had to be working

24:45

like if I go to get

24:47

up for work at 5 o'clock

24:49

in the morning and I said

24:51

I'm having bad dreams and I'm

24:53

pregnant with our first baby and

24:55

he said well why don't you

24:57

go back to sleeping with that

24:59

niege ass and so y'all don't

25:02

mess with me. You

25:04

guys, I wish we could get Gary

25:06

out here. He's so much like Gary

25:08

on it. It is so funny. Guy,

25:10

that's Gary on to do a T.

25:12

So, you know, I was just saying,

25:14

tell him what you want, baby. Every

25:16

closed mouth don't get faith. As having

25:18

been him, he doesn't. understand. It's not

25:20

his fault. He, that you haven't told

25:22

him you want to be pampered. You

25:24

can't blame him for not knowing you

25:26

want to be pampered. And even if

25:29

he do, she too, do, do tell

25:31

him, he probably still don't know how

25:33

to fucking pamper. He doesn't, right. Just

25:35

tell him, baby, I really want you

25:37

to slur up my feet. Come and

25:39

talk to the baby. The baby got

25:41

ears. I had a friend that

25:43

talked to her baby the whole nine months and

25:45

I used to, we were praying at the same

25:47

time, I said, I know this baby is sickle

25:49

your mother fucking ass. They got to hear your

25:51

voice through your vocal cord, then you got to,

25:54

then you, then she will put a headphone on

25:56

her stomach and play the baby music. I said,

25:58

this baby ain't get no motherfucking rest. Reagan

26:02

would play the pat down. It's supposed

26:04

to make your IQ. Yeah, it's supposed

26:06

to raise your IQ the frequencies that

26:09

you play for your child. It's supposed

26:11

to help. She would play my podcast.

26:13

Most smarted in jumbo. I seen this,

26:16

did you hear about the dolphin births?

26:18

Dolphin, assisted birthing. These people go out

26:20

in the ocean, they get dolphins because

26:23

the dolphins can click at frequencies that

26:25

are supposed to stimulate. brain growth. And

26:27

so they get these pregnant women who

26:30

are about to have kids and they

26:32

put them in the pools with dolphins

26:34

and they click on their babies as

26:37

they're giving birth. It's supposed to make

26:39

the kids smart or something. White women,

26:41

stop it. Just be normal. It was

26:44

black people doing it. It wasn't. No,

26:46

it wasn't just white. It was a

26:48

lot of white folks, but there were

26:51

black people there too. First of all,

26:53

ain't no nitty gonna get in no

26:55

pool with no big-ass fish. That is

26:58

correct, dolphin or not fish though, so.

27:00

Yeah, but they like to slap you

27:02

when they tell. How you see those

27:05

videos of those dolphins? I'd rather have

27:07

a dumb child before I have a

27:09

fucking dolphin, before I have a fucking

27:12

dolphin, tapping. You wouldn't let flipper help

27:14

you. You wouldn't let flip or help

27:16

you have a flipper or help you

27:18

have a baby. You wouldn't let flipper

27:21

or help you have a baby. It's

27:23

supposed to make, you know, make it

27:25

less painful. And I was, it was

27:28

the shit they wrote in the article

27:30

that I was reading. Stop reading, next

27:32

caller. All right, yeah, just talk to

27:35

him or have somebody else talk to

27:37

him. He doesn't understand. So yeah, just

27:39

let him know that how you feeling,

27:42

baby, and I swear you take, close

27:44

mouth, don't get fed. He loves you,

27:46

it's, just talk. Hi, Mr. Matt. I

27:49

just want to start off by saying

27:51

I love you and I can't wait

27:53

to see what y'all have in story

27:56

for season five. I've been watching, re-watching

27:58

all the seasons. But I do have

28:00

a question for you, so my question

28:03

is, there's this guy that I went

28:05

to high school with and all of

28:07

a sudden he's found that interested me

28:10

because in high school he would like

28:12

bully me from my looks and you

28:14

know, thought I was ugly, right? Anyway,

28:17

so by senior year I started like

28:19

a little better, okay, not too much

28:21

on me, but I said look a

28:24

little bit better. So we've been at

28:26

a high school two or three years

28:28

now. So like I said, he sparked

28:30

and interested me. And you know, he

28:33

keeps commenting on my post, liking my

28:35

stuff, and keeps asking me to go

28:37

out with him. And I told him,

28:40

no, already. But he won't take no

28:42

for an answer. So I'm just wondering

28:44

what I should do. Thank you. See

28:47

a therapist? First of all, you sound

28:49

like you're Caucasian. And if you don't

28:51

go out with that man, you're going

28:54

to break your one down and drag

28:56

you out of that. More red flags

28:58

than a NASCAR race in this call.

29:01

No. He's bullying her. He won't leave

29:03

her alone. Leave this man alone. You've

29:05

got to find out why you're attracted

29:08

to him. It's not a good thing.

29:10

He was probably going to kidnap her

29:12

if she don't go out with him.

29:15

But I will say this. A lot

29:17

of us was ugly in high school.

29:19

And maybe you wasn't ugly in high

29:22

school. Maybe he just didn't know how

29:24

to tell you he liked you. So

29:26

now that y'all out of high school

29:29

and he can't get picked on about

29:31

dating you and even you said you

29:33

look different than you do now. We

29:36

all do. Now he's fine. You don't

29:38

grow up. You know, we all grew.

29:40

You probably didn't have no tennis back

29:43

then. Had acne. You have was greasy.

29:45

Now you probably look you're a woman.

29:47

You know the things to do. And

29:49

I personally would say, if you attracted

29:52

to him, give him, you know, you'd

29:54

never know. She's never known. Stay away.

29:56

Stay away. He was a jerk. I'm

29:59

telling you, if you want to get

30:01

that dude about your space, just send

30:03

him. pictures he don't want to look

30:06

at. I promise you he will leave

30:08

anything from you. He told you who

30:10

he was. Now he wants something from

30:13

you and he's being nice to you.

30:15

Listen to the first part of it.

30:17

Leave him alone. I'm going to say

30:20

this ma'am, if you're not getting late,

30:22

there's somebody there to lay you. Have

30:24

something in your life then send him

30:27

a dick to get rid of him.

30:29

You know, do you. Don't let us

30:31

stop you from getting late because it's

30:34

with some rough time. The economy is

30:36

really bad out here right now on

30:38

Dick and Cash. Cash or in recession.

30:41

All right, next phone call. Miss Pat,

30:43

I am a 46 year old white

30:45

female going through pre menopause. I don't

30:48

know. And I got my hair braided

30:50

in Honduras on a cruise, which I

30:52

know is cultural appropriation these days, but

30:55

it really helped my sweat. So my

30:57

question is, can you ask your lady

30:59

friends in Atlanta who does hair? If

31:01

I go to a black lady to

31:04

get my hair braided to keep down

31:06

on the sweat from running down my

31:08

face, will black girls make fun of

31:11

me? Thank you. This shit felt like

31:13

a black guy. First of all, ma'am,

31:15

you are comedy gold. Call in every

31:18

week. I love you. I don't know

31:20

why I want to talk to her

31:22

more, but I have so many questions.

31:25

Yes. They're going to look at you

31:27

because they're looking at it as cultural

31:29

pauperation, right? They're going to look at

31:32

you. But if I was you, you

31:34

should you should wear a shirt say,

31:36

I'm not. trying to be black. I'm

31:39

going through metal paws and this is

31:41

the only way I can keep the

31:43

sweat out of my face. And you

31:46

know, the sisters will walk by you.

31:48

You know, they understand, you know, because

31:50

a lot of time when y'all get

31:53

braids in y'all, to us, you're sick.

31:55

I suck black dick. So we just

31:57

just, we want to get the signal.

32:00

right? Yeah, wear a t-shirt with

32:02

the signals. On the front,

32:04

say I'm in menopause on

32:06

the back, say I suck

32:08

black dick. You'll get thumbs

32:11

up from everybody. No, I

32:13

mean, they're gonna look with

32:15

the black community will look

32:17

at you sideways and

32:19

I understand that You know,

32:21

it keeps you cool and stuff like

32:23

that. But you know, do you? We

32:26

don't, we actually, not to wear

32:28

our hairstyle, but we don't own

32:30

braids. Just like I got some of

32:32

y'all hair on my head right now.

32:34

This is a little Indian girl, straight

32:37

out of motherfucking Indian

32:39

nada nada nada nada. And I've

32:41

heard about all the carcinogens that

32:43

are in fake hair. So yes

32:45

I did hear that. And so what I

32:48

did is I stopped buying it. And

32:50

so it's a black, it's a

32:52

black-owned company that makes the braiding

32:54

hair with no cartridges in it,

32:56

whatever you call it. None of

32:58

that bullshit. And it talks a

33:01

little bit more, but I just

33:03

ordered some for the first time.

33:05

I surely did. In that video,

33:07

on TikTok, that black girl was

33:10

talking about, if y'all buy these,

33:12

like, it's like 10 brands that

33:14

tested 100% cancer causing chemicals. Re-bondu

33:16

is one, rebondu. I tried to

33:19

order her, and she was all sold

33:21

out. I

33:23

would think like anything that's

33:25

also beauty is another one that

33:27

place you can buy the hair that's

33:30

safe all head. Lachan's was crazy

33:32

that all of them all of them

33:34

wasn't in us they've been poor that

33:36

shit is like the shit they go on

33:38

tires. That's why a lot

33:41

of black women stop relaxing their

33:43

hair because it was giving us

33:45

they said it was giving us

33:47

cervical counsel. Yeah it was a

33:49

lot of auto. What was the movie

33:51

where the guy was putting his like Harlem

33:54

and he's bleaching his hair in the 20s

33:56

or he's putting like some chemical and it

33:58

was like what do they use? for hair

34:00

straightening in the 20s that was

34:02

like super carcinogenic. Perm. It was

34:04

like muratic acid. They were saying

34:06

there's a lot of endocrine disruptors

34:08

in the chemicals that they were

34:10

these black women were putting in

34:12

the hair and that was causing

34:14

all these side effects like when

34:16

they were pregnant and through their

34:18

children like because it not only

34:20

would it just being on top

34:23

of your head but every time

34:25

you touched it. Wow. Yeah we've

34:27

cut out like like. Lots of

34:29

smells and sent like in soaps

34:31

and like I don't know. It's

34:33

crazy how much stuff is poisoning

34:35

us that they that doesn't need

34:37

to be in there right they

34:39

just that for whatever fucking reason

34:41

because it's cheaper for them when

34:43

they just don't care just murdering

34:45

all their customers. All right last

34:47

last phone call. Write your hair

34:49

girl if it helps keep the

34:51

sweat out your ass. Hey Miss

34:53

Pat Chris and Dionne. Ms. Pat,

34:55

I know you mentioned before that

34:57

your husband Garrett grew up in

34:59

a big loving family and how

35:01

that was tough for you to

35:03

get used to when you all

35:05

first started dating. One, because you

35:07

were afraid to let Garrett in

35:09

to see the type of environment

35:11

that you had grown up in.

35:13

And two, because you struggled to

35:15

accept the love that his family

35:17

started to show you. And I

35:19

just wanted to hear more about

35:21

your experience with that and see

35:23

if you had any advice for

35:25

people like me who are looking

35:27

for a stable, healthy relationship. but

35:29

still deal with some shame from

35:32

the type of toxic dysfunctional families

35:34

we grew up in and struggle

35:36

to open up to these potential

35:38

partners because of that. Love the

35:40

podcast. I listen to it literally

35:42

every single day. Love you all

35:44

so much and thanks for listening

35:46

to my question. You know, if,

35:48

well thank you for calling in

35:50

for the first of all, and

35:52

I will say this when you

35:54

find a guy with a good

35:56

family. you know, they're not going

35:58

to judge you for how you

36:00

grew up. You know, um, Gary

36:02

family was a little hard on

36:04

me because I was a little

36:06

hard, hood rat, but like when

36:08

I I would go over, they

36:10

always loved on my kids, but

36:12

they always had a second thought

36:14

about me until my food stamps

36:16

came in, and then everybody loved

36:18

me. But, um, I would just

36:20

say, you know, don't ever be

36:22

ashamed of nothing that you went

36:24

through, because honestly, we can't choose

36:26

the family that we're born into.

36:28

So, and the only way you

36:30

hear from anything to meet from.

36:32

I personally think is to talk

36:34

about it. Don't ever be ashamed

36:36

of anything that you went through.

36:38

Other family that you came from,

36:41

you know, we are, yeah, we

36:43

are all different. You know, just

36:45

explain to the person that you

36:47

dating, be freely to talk about

36:49

it. I've never been ashamed. And

36:51

you know, Garrett family has, um,

36:53

they open their arms after a

36:55

while and I grew to love

36:57

them. But, you know, my thing

36:59

was... mainly I want I wish

37:01

I had what they had like

37:03

they had a they was a

37:05

close knit family and that used

37:07

to really get me because I

37:09

wanted that and then eventually I

37:11

became a part of the family

37:13

and I you know I felt

37:15

like I had a close neat

37:17

family all about dead now but

37:19

you know the one is still

37:21

around she created that I think

37:23

that's one of the most beautiful

37:25

things in your story is your

37:27

family and how you've created that

37:29

close knit family that Not not

37:31

only nuclear, but extended family and

37:33

friends like Thanksgiving was beautiful for

37:35

that that piece. Thank you. I

37:37

love it. And I tell people

37:39

all the time, you don't always

37:41

have to be the family that

37:43

you're born into. You can always,

37:45

sometimes you get better family members

37:47

when you step outside their realm.

37:50

And I'm just being honest. I

37:52

had a good family, but Reagan

37:54

has a great family and they

37:56

It's love first and I think

37:58

if you are in a situation

38:00

like you're in They're gonna meet

38:02

whatever is in your past or

38:04

whatever you're dealing with with love

38:06

and I think sometimes when you're

38:08

feeling insecure it's that fear that's

38:10

holding you back keeping you from

38:12

something that you deserve because you

38:14

don't think you deserve it and

38:16

I would not let that hold

38:18

you back you know there just

38:20

don't look for reasons to split

38:22

because you don't think you deserve

38:24

it because you absolutely do and

38:26

they'll be love and be happy

38:28

also and that's honest got no

38:30

truth you know that's what we

38:32

have to I remember when I

38:34

told this story before when I'm

38:36

when my career started to take

38:38

off and my husband asked me

38:40

one day, he said, are you

38:42

scared to be famous? And I

38:44

said, I am. I don't want

38:46

everybody fucking with me. I don't

38:48

want everybody to know me. And

38:50

it was a fear that I

38:52

had to get over because I

38:54

had a talent that was taking

38:57

me there. And I had also

38:59

worked so many years to get

39:01

to the point that I was

39:03

getting to. So why would I

39:05

get there and then feel like

39:07

I didn't deserve it. Was there

39:09

a point with Garrett or his

39:11

family or your family where you

39:13

felt like running? Just because you

39:15

were scared of that? Running from

39:17

what? I feel like the way

39:19

that you grew up, people typically

39:21

don't feel loved and so they

39:23

get afraid of love and they

39:25

don't accept love very well. And

39:27

I wondered if you and Garrett

39:29

had to work through that if

39:31

you had anything like that. Oh

39:33

yeah, at the beginning because I

39:35

had been cheated on. So I,

39:37

you know, I was still reacting

39:39

like I was dealing with a

39:41

dude that mistreated me. And I

39:43

remember the first time I hit

39:45

gear and he hit me back.

39:47

And I was like, you hit

39:49

me. He said, but you hit

39:51

me. But you hit me. He

39:53

said, but you hit me. He

39:55

said, let's get one thing straight.

39:57

You don't hit me. You call

39:59

the numbers in there? Until you

40:01

calm down. Well, these are all

40:03

great questions. You guys are asking.

40:06

awesome questions. Just love how deep

40:08

they are. And you can find

40:10

the family you're looking for. Yeah,

40:12

you know, we always are here.

40:14

We always a family here at

40:16

the Pat down. You know, we,

40:18

you know, and I just love

40:20

the little community that we have

40:22

online. I love the things that

40:24

I go in and see how

40:26

y'all support each other and talk.

40:28

So, you know, just whatever you,

40:30

you deserve everything that you want

40:32

and don't let your fear stop

40:34

you from doing and getting anything

40:36

that you want. You know, I

40:38

was, I finally posted the finished

40:40

part of my house. Did y'all

40:42

see the video? Yeah, it looked

40:44

gorgeous. And I went back and

40:46

forth. And I was like, I

40:48

really don't want to post this.

40:50

I don't want to show off.

40:52

And then my husband was like,

40:54

but you work so hard to

40:56

get this. And you know, I

40:58

built this house from Tik Talk

41:00

and from, um... tick talking, you

41:02

know, architect, and then I saved

41:04

my money for so many years

41:06

because I didn't want a loan.

41:08

And everybody was like, you get

41:10

a loan. And I was like,

41:12

I don't want a loan. I

41:15

know what I'm doing. I wanted

41:17

to do this with my cash

41:19

money. And when, you know, there

41:21

was times in the projects where

41:23

I had to say, hold on

41:25

for a minute, I got to

41:27

go make some of my money.

41:29

But I was able to get

41:31

it done. And I was able

41:33

to get it. It ain't a

41:35

dream house, because you know, you

41:37

never know where you're going to

41:39

end up. And I always tell

41:41

y'all don't ever say this is

41:43

my dream anything, because then once

41:45

you accomplish that, well, where do

41:47

you go? You just say, this

41:49

is something that was on my

41:51

list that I wanted to do.

41:53

it's a comfortable house and you

41:55

got a lot of like you

41:57

turn around and there's like a

41:59

cool little creature comfort that man

42:01

I'm like I want that that's

42:03

pretty cool like oh I wish

42:05

my seat were warm when I

42:07

sit down on the toilet like

42:09

oh this back porch is really

42:11

cool with a TV that you

42:13

like achieved it may not be

42:15

a dream house but it is

42:17

a cool house it's like just

42:19

really like I'm happy for you

42:21

because you know it's just one

42:24

of the on your light switches.

42:26

You have pictures of yourself on

42:28

your light switches. Who doesn't want

42:30

that? You know, but I was

42:32

going back and forth. I was

42:34

like, you know, am I bragging?

42:36

And my husband's like, well, you

42:38

worked so hard. And when I

42:40

put stuff out there, and I've

42:42

been so open about my background,

42:44

I just want people to know

42:46

if you, if sometimes people are

42:48

not going to understand what you

42:50

trying to do with you trying

42:52

to do. You know, and that's

42:54

why I posted it, let people

42:56

know, because everybody knew I started

42:58

from the bottom. You can do

43:00

and get anything that you want.

43:02

All you gotta do is just

43:04

keep believing in yourself. Even when

43:06

I was building this house, people

43:08

were like, you're crazy to do

43:10

this. And you're crazy. I was

43:12

like, oh, fuck you. I'm going

43:14

to the internet. Learn on my

43:16

motherfucking own. You know, stop, don't

43:18

ever let nobody pour you out

43:20

of what you want to do.

43:22

Because you know what you want

43:24

to do. Sometimes people come in

43:26

and try to make your dream,

43:28

they dream. You look up and

43:30

you build itself for some shit

43:33

you didn't even want. Or you,

43:35

you plan and stuff that you

43:37

didn't even want because you don't

43:39

let these people come into your

43:41

life and just screw your whole

43:43

fucking thought process up. So if

43:45

Dion, if you ever say that

43:47

you want to collect and you

43:49

put it in your head, I

43:51

always say put it. I started

43:53

some internet one night. And I

43:55

always live by this. You. People

43:57

like, oh, you're so spontaneous, I've

43:59

told you all this so many

44:01

times. I said in my head,

44:03

then you got to put, you

44:05

got to set into the universe

44:07

so the universe can capture it

44:09

and give it back to you.

44:11

Never mind. Large white women? No.

44:13

No. I have no problem there

44:15

in my inbox, not in the

44:17

universe. No, I was what I'm

44:19

saying. I have everything I want.

44:21

Like, I know how to go

44:23

get what I want. I know

44:25

how to do it. I love

44:27

my life. I literally get to

44:29

be funny and I get paid

44:31

for it. Like, you know what

44:33

I mean? Like, I have a

44:35

great, I have amazing friends and

44:37

family, you know, I love my

44:40

life. If I wanted to change

44:42

it, I would. It's gotta be

44:44

more than you want. I achieved

44:46

all my childhood dreams already. So

44:48

there's. I mean, I'm just going

44:50

through life having a good time.

44:52

I don't need... I've already validated

44:54

my own existence. So I don't

44:56

need it. You don't want your

44:58

career to be bigger? For what?

45:00

I know I'm funny. It doesn't

45:02

matter whether a million people or

45:04

a thousand people know I'm funny.

45:06

It doesn't make a difference to

45:08

me. I'm not doing it for

45:10

that. I'm doing it because I

45:12

like doing it. Does that make

45:14

sense? So you never, I mean,

45:16

you never want to be a

45:18

headliner? No, I do, but that's,

45:20

it's, that's not my motivating factor.

45:22

Does that make sense? I mean,

45:24

the in-game to all of this

45:26

is, you know, is, I can

45:28

headline any show, I could put

45:30

on my own show if I

45:32

wanted to. So it's not. But

45:34

you're saying is the satisfaction that

45:36

you derive from it. is achieved

45:38

by a good performance not the

45:40

size of the crowd. Right. I

45:42

don't, yeah. Yeah. My validation doesn't

45:44

come from other people. Yeah. I

45:46

got you. It comes from me

45:49

doing what I want to do.

45:51

So you don't, you, I mean,

45:53

not even I wanted it's my

45:55

career to just stay at more

45:57

of these comedy joy. I'm not

45:59

saying I don't have a desire

46:01

to increase the amount of work

46:03

that I'm doing. That's not what

46:05

I'm saying. I mean what do

46:07

you want out of it? I

46:09

mean like I give you an

46:11

example. I want people to laugh

46:13

when they see me perform. That's

46:15

that's all I care. I don't

46:17

care about stuff like that. Money

46:19

doesn't matter to me. I don't

46:21

care. I don't care. I don't

46:23

care about it. I said, I'm

46:25

going to have me a sitcom

46:27

on that. He was like, girl

46:29

shit, fuck up. Everybody says, I

46:31

said, no, I'm going to have

46:33

your sitcom. That's it. I'm going

46:35

to be a headline. I'm going

46:37

to make this much money. I'm

46:39

going to make this much money.

46:41

I'm going to make this much.

46:43

I don't. I obviously could work

46:45

harder to make more like everybody

46:47

knows I'm a talent but I

46:49

don't it does it's just more

46:51

headaches man I'm good I love

46:53

the life I have right now

46:55

yeah so I'm good so you

46:58

don't want to make money from

47:00

this I do make money from

47:02

this not saying that he's saying

47:04

you're asking what is his motivating

47:06

fact a lot of money from

47:08

this it doesn't matter to me

47:10

does that make sense to you

47:12

that money does not matter to

47:14

me at all. It doesn't. What's

47:16

the point of having money if

47:18

you don't have any friends? What's

47:20

the point of having friends if

47:22

all they care about is money?

47:24

No, yeah, I'm saying it's a

47:26

career. It's just a career for

47:28

you. This is a career for

47:30

me too. So how is it

47:32

a career for me too? So

47:34

how is it a career for

47:36

you and you don't want no

47:38

money? I just don't understand if

47:40

somebody who likes to do something

47:42

and you're very funny to me.

47:44

But you can't, you cannot have

47:46

a career, a career involvement. I'm

47:48

sorry to you, that's your, see

47:50

you just said like 10 minutes

47:52

ago you can't have other people

47:54

dream be your dream. Hold on,

47:56

I'm not saying, you know, dream,

47:58

my dream. I just don't understand

48:00

if somebody who likes to do

48:02

something and you're very funny to

48:04

me. And don't want to make

48:07

any money from it. Well, you

48:09

can't. I don't do it for

48:11

money. I think you have two

48:13

totally different goals. Like, I think

48:15

his is that. I just like

48:17

being funny. That's it. I do

48:19

too. I'm at the point. like

48:21

being funny and I worked hard.

48:23

You was there with me for

48:25

15 years. Mm-hmm. I don't know.

48:27

I really don't want to make

48:29

money from this. I just told

48:31

you I do make money. But

48:33

that's like a sliding scale like

48:35

okay I want to make a

48:37

hundred thousand dollars a year I

48:39

want to make two million dollars.

48:41

The amount of money I make

48:43

wouldn't make me any more happier

48:45

than I am right now is

48:47

what I'm trying to tell you.

48:49

You don't want to let me

48:51

ask you this. And I know

48:53

you're not now. You don't want

48:55

to be financially stable. It doesn't

48:57

matter. is what I'm trying to

48:59

tell you. It doesn't matter. Because

49:01

they can turn your switches just

49:03

like that. So you can have

49:05

all the money in the bank

49:07

and they come take it the

49:09

next day. It doesn't fucking matter.

49:11

And then you don't spend all

49:13

that time doing all that extra

49:16

shit that I personally don't want

49:18

to do just to say that

49:20

I had that. You don't want

49:22

to do it because I think

49:24

you're very talented person. I know

49:26

that I am. So what to

49:28

say here and say that you

49:30

are a comedian and that you

49:32

just and we've had this conversation

49:34

before when I asked you I

49:36

said you know one thing I

49:38

always want to do is look

49:40

out for my friends I want

49:42

to see everybody get a special

49:44

I want to see everybody you

49:46

know you as a as a

49:48

comedian if you're in a position

49:50

to put anybody on. You should,

49:52

especially if that person may have

49:54

been in your account for a

49:56

long time. And that's one of

49:58

the reasons why I try to,

50:00

you know, I brought you to

50:02

my shoulder right, I take you

50:04

on a row, and all of

50:06

this stuff. But you, you know,

50:08

if you, you got, you, this

50:10

ain't, you just came me doing,

50:12

you for 40 years old, you

50:14

need, honestly, you, you, you, you

50:16

gotta have some time and I'm

50:18

not telling you what to do.

50:20

Just leave it alone. I did

50:23

leave it alone. I mean, I'm

50:25

happy. I'm happy you're happy. Chris

50:27

is happy. Everybody's happy yet. Somehow

50:29

we are upset that I don't

50:31

want to aspire to do more.

50:33

Oh. In your eyes. I'm doing

50:35

plenty. So if I'm happy with

50:37

it, let me be happy with

50:39

it. Don't give me shit for

50:41

it. I'm not. Tell your friends

50:43

that he's happy with it. Let

50:45

that be the end of it.

50:47

Yeah. I mean, you know, the

50:49

thing is, and I'm gonna be

50:51

honest with you, as a leave

50:53

it alone or are we not?

50:55

No, we're not. As a black

50:57

parent, and you see somebody as

50:59

so talented, and that's not using

51:01

it to their full ability as

51:03

a friend. As a friend, as

51:05

a friend, you know, for somebody

51:07

who was in the trenches with

51:09

me, I know how funny you

51:11

are, and I know, I know,

51:13

I've known you over 20 years,

51:15

damn near, I know, I've seen

51:17

you just so much better than

51:19

some of the bullshit that makes

51:21

it out here. But I think

51:23

as a friend, you know, for

51:25

somebody who was in the trenches

51:27

with me, you know, you was

51:29

in the trenches with me. And

51:32

to say that, to see your,

51:34

to see, we're friends and see

51:36

where I'm at today, and for

51:38

me to look back and you

51:40

say, you okay. And I asked

51:42

myself, why is he comfortable with

51:44

nothing? Because I don't want what

51:46

you want. Patricia, that's why. Our

51:48

lives are different. You grew up

51:50

totally different than I did. What

51:52

you see is not what I

51:54

see. I know. So but you

51:56

know it's like a it's just

51:58

like it's not a knock on

52:00

you it's not a knock on

52:02

me it's just we don't want

52:04

the same thing I don't need

52:06

those things to validate anything that

52:08

I'm I don't you think I

52:10

did this to valid part of

52:12

it yes to validate what that

52:14

that that little girl that was

52:16

abused could be this you need

52:18

that validation from people I don't

52:20

shit from people deon I feel

52:22

like to yourself maybe I don't

52:24

move anything to me I know

52:26

what I can and can't do

52:28

right so I mean I don't

52:30

understand like why it's go beyond

52:32

that if I know what I

52:34

can or can't do? Why? What

52:36

do I care what someone else

52:38

thinks about? I have a question.

52:41

I'm quite sure you think I'm

52:43

quite sure you know you're talented.

52:45

Do you feel like that you

52:47

can have a career just as

52:49

big as mine? Yes. I do

52:51

too. I just don't know. That's

52:53

the problem. I don't understand. I

52:55

just don't desire to have what

52:57

you have. I'm not interested in

52:59

it. I don't want a TV

53:01

show. I don't. I know I

53:03

could write one because I've watched

53:05

you do it. I've helped you

53:07

do it. I know the process.

53:09

I know the people involved. It's

53:11

just not something I'm interested in.

53:13

And there's a certain level of...

53:15

I like telling jokes and that's

53:17

it. It doesn't matter to me.

53:20

That would be like if you

53:22

go to a restaurant and you

53:25

say give me the steak how

53:27

you want to cook. I don't

53:29

care You still want to eat

53:31

the steak, right? No Well, you

53:34

not you booge as hell, but

53:36

me just to me a steak's

53:38

a steak. I don't care Okay,

53:40

well, that's an example of somebody

53:43

who's just comfortable with the next

53:45

skin, you know, ain't nothing I

53:47

can do and you know, that's

53:49

one of the things that we

53:52

I've been back and forth with

53:54

you on for years. I've never

53:56

understood. Yeah, I've never changed. I've

53:58

been the exact same person and

54:01

I like it that way. There's

54:03

a reason why I haven't. I

54:05

hope that you would accept it

54:07

after all. If you're comfortable with

54:09

being broke, I'm comfortable with whatever.

54:12

Whatever makes you happy. We're going

54:14

to be friends regardless. You know,

54:16

I can't make you. I can't

54:18

say you, you, it's like, honestly,

54:21

it's like you setting on a

54:23

bag of money, but you won't

54:25

fucking open it. That's what you

54:27

are. You're a very talented person.

54:30

You can, you, if you really

54:32

put, and I'm only saying this

54:34

because I love you, because I

54:36

love you, You can go from

54:39

zero to being a $5,000 if

54:41

you put in a row. I

54:43

know. I know. I know. There's

54:45

no money. Because I don't care.

54:48

So I become a $5,000 companion

54:50

then what? You become a $10,000

54:52

committee. And you know what I'm

54:54

saying? So if zero and five

54:56

and 10 all feel the same,

54:59

I'm cool where I'm at. Because

55:01

it doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't.

55:03

Look at me. It does it.

55:05

It do not. I've been a

55:08

$5,000 comedian. It do not, every

55:10

level feel like a new hood

55:12

dick. I'm not interested in that

55:14

either. White, juicy pussy. Lip. Over

55:17

down with one lip, that's wet.

55:19

Maybe you can handle that. Whatever,

55:21

but you know, I respect you

55:23

either way. I don't really care.

55:26

I'm over it. I've tried so

55:28

many times to push you, push

55:30

you and you know. I just

55:32

never seen somebody say, I'm cool

55:35

with nothing. So I'm happy for

55:37

you. And I love you. I

55:39

don't think you're happy for her.

55:41

She's not. She's so annoyed. I'm

55:43

happy for you, you son of

55:46

a bitch. Stuff doesn't move me.

55:48

So. Yeah, but it's about the

55:50

relationships I have with people and

55:52

that type of thing. I just,

55:55

you know. Yeah, but relationship, but

55:57

you're gonna pay your bills. I

55:59

pay my bills already. Here's, you

56:01

know what, Pat, you don't have

56:04

to have a lot of bills.

56:06

You know, you can, you can

56:08

live a lot of work to

56:10

do anything. So you're not gonna

56:13

go. We're all trying to do

56:15

what makes us happy. Why are

56:17

you so focused on everything that

56:19

doesn't make me happy? I mean

56:22

I don't understand I've told you

56:24

I love my life and you

56:26

are the boys James on Craig.

56:28

Who cares? That's it. Don't forget

56:31

about the Miss Pat party please

56:33

get your tickets y'all. How do

56:35

you get tickets on the website,

56:37

by the way? Because on the

56:39

website, I'm on there now. It

56:42

says Miss Pat Fan Party. Yes,

56:44

say the event page at the

56:46

bottom, get in from and it'll

56:48

take you straight there and you

56:51

can buy your tickets for the

56:53

party. Get your tickets for the

56:55

party. Hotel information is coming soon.

56:57

You know, I always pick the

57:00

hotel, make sure you're in a

57:02

safe place. Starting, I will be

57:04

back on the road, right there,

57:06

just go to the event page

57:09

and you can get your tickets.

57:11

Please get your tickets to the

57:13

party. I'm, I, I have a

57:15

lot plan for you guys and

57:18

I cannot wait to have a

57:20

good time with y'all. My next

57:22

day out on the road by

57:24

myself, but Luxi Mississippi, I will

57:26

be at the IP casino and

57:29

resort spar. Last time y'all showed

57:31

up and showed the fuck out.

57:33

So please come. April 2nd, I

57:35

will be in Florida. That's a

57:38

college. April 18th through the 19th.

57:40

Dayton, Ohio. Get your tickets. I

57:42

will be at the funny bone.

57:44

April the 25th through the 26th,

57:47

Arizona, stand up live. Only the

57:49

place I ever been with my

57:51

shoes is melt on the ground.

57:53

May the second. in West Amoyne

57:56

as well. West Amoy, yes. Oh,

57:58

May 9th, Cleveland, Ohio, I'll be

58:00

a hilarities. May 16, 17, Virginia

58:02

Beach, I'm on my way back.

58:05

And then I'm on my way

58:07

to tropical resort and hotel in

58:09

Atlanta, Atlantic. I was at episode

58:11

15? That was like, episode 10,

58:13

tropical. That's a good one. Okay,

58:16

okay. So make sure y'all go

58:18

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58:20

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58:29

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58:34

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58:36

for you guys. I appreciate y'all

58:38

does it for you guys. Chris

58:40

does it so we can see

58:43

he's shaped like a motherfucker loopa.

58:45

Yeah, I need to do this

58:47

podcast to see that. I don't

58:49

have a year in my bathroom

58:52

that shames me every day. It

58:54

don't seem like Pat, dude. All

58:56

right, I get it. Well, you

58:58

gotta do like I do, Chris.

59:00

Take a shower in the dark.

59:03

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rate and review and share. Thank

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y'all so much y'all. I've been

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Miss Pat.