Alan and Jake welcome "Antiques Roadshow" sports expert Simeon Lipman for a bare-knuckled discussion about which legendary quarterback has more joojsh.
Alan and Jake are joined by former New York Giants defensive stalwart Phillippe Sparks, who attempts to convince Team TPA that the Jints are doper than the 'Boys.
Comedian and L.A. Clippers loyalists Alonzo Bodden attempts to convince Alan and Jake that the Clips have more je ne sais quoi than their hallway rivals.