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The world is a

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vampire. The

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Raven Effect, with pro wrestling superstar

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Raven. A cornucopia of stupidity

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masquerading as a podcast. Critics have

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hailed it as everything from...

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Who's this Raven jerk? And...

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If you want clever discourse,

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nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling,

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well, this is the show for you. Gentlemen,

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idiots, flusies,

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and reprobates. This is

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Raven. Hello

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and

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welcome to the Raven Effect podcast. I'd

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like to apologize to all

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our Patreon listeners for having

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to listen to Feeny Gurgle

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nonsense for 25, 30

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minutes. We went along today

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and whereas my elegant

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statements were poetic, charming,

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and not at all offensive to

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anyone except for Feeny and

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his height. Wasn't offended. Well,

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you should have been. Oh, that was

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your question. Joe's presence is usually offensive

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enough. Shut up. I'm very popular. Feeny's

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popular with the with the swinging

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singles. I'm popular with kid

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rock listeners. So hey, I

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drove by Sapphire last week on my

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way to drop it off a friend

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over at just going to Park a

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lot. I didn't I Was dropping somebody

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off at Circus Circus. Yeah, seems like

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it was seems like a fine place

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but never listened to the show before

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Circus Circus is in Vegas and so

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is Sapphire where the rich was at

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in Vegas or WrestleMania wrestling me Apparently

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it's bad. I don't cause right WrestleMania.

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Yes, apparently they had they have a pool

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at sapphire They got a pool on

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a pond upon be good for you. Yeah

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Would you say a pond

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upon the pool on a pond? Why don't you

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stop in you could have got they have a

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pond you could have got a free shot in

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a handshake in Caddy check Oh check reference

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Well, we got a pool on a pond.

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Pond be good for you. Natural spring water.

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I didn't stop. Well, I didn't stop in

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for several reasons. One, I'm sure Disco really

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has no idea who I really am.

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That's not true. He knows that we do

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this program and he knows. Well, I mean,

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I would have had to, you know, find

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him and introduce myself. He's like the

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VIP greeter. You would have been a VIP. Yeah,

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well, maybe but I was also I

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was also very busy and really didn't

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know how you have time You're gonna

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carry the show this week rich because

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you have stories unlike you. I didn't

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do shit last week. I don't I

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really don't have that many stories You're

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on probation. You're in double secret probation

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me Yeah, that's all you have to stay home and earn

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money. Yeah, right What I'm not

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I'd leave the state what I

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was disappointed to find out is

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that the state No,

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hang on, wait minute, I need to find

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the name of it. There's a the game originally

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5 '6"? You went to the True Crime Museum?

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No, it's not the True Crime Museum. It

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was the... Wait a minute, I need to find

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it. What was the name of

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it? Real lack of preparation. Yeah,

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you should act like you don't even care about

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the show. Yeah, it was... Oh, hold on, now

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I... Lack of preparation? Oh, it

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was the Erotic Heritage Museum. that's what

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it was the erotic heritage museum that

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sounds uh which apparently cost sounds like

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a biker that's like a biker bar

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uh i i drove by that on

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my way to where was i going

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i think i was going towards down

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like old vegas i think that's where

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i was going um but anyway i saw

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that and i was oh my god so you know

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i looked it up and apparently i guess it's

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like 48 bucks to get in

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or something but they closed it like 10 Yeah, and

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I was like awesome and I was busy and

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I was like, well, what is what is such a

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museum feature? I would I

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would I would imagine that they would

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I'd imagine that they would have exhibits of Early

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dildos perhaps the first pocket

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pussy. I don't know like all

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sorts of when I was

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in Holland I went to the

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We went to some museum

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When some dildo museum in Holland

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Yeah, supposedly the first dildo was

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a cactus in the first pocket

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pussy was a hollowed out cactus

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or the subversive and intelligence meat,

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okay? Oh

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boy, are you looking? Wait, wait, back

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that up a sec. Where do you hear

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subversive and intelligence? wait, is that it?

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Oh yeah, it. Go back to that. Go

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back to that line. It moved on

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its own. It's like it. Where do you

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hear subversive and intelligent? Me, oh

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and intelligence. I was gonna say

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the intelligent meat. That's the it's

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incorrect grammar, but that's correct. Oh

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exhibits. Oh, there's some service intelligence

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meets. Oh

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Boy, yeah art

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sexual art Vampires

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all vampire these

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old friendships Okay

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artists of the

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month Valerie Nova

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mm -hmm Artists

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of the Months, Elizabeth Johnson. That

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looks like a dude. The erotic world. I don't think

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we can say that anymore. What did

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you do? Yeah. The

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Aerosmith can't even sing Dude Looks Like A Lady anymore,

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you know. They can't? But the dude does look like

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a lady. No, the lady looks like a dude. a

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terrible song, anyway. Well, as

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long as I get to hear Lovin' It.

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Nothing of value is lost. Are these classes they

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give? They're classes?

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Sexual Bronze Insta. What's an installation?

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That's like a... Well, it's like an

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art installation where they call it

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like an exhibit. Chinese snuff

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bottles. See, this is Wait, wait,

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wait. Costa Rica back. Costa

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Rica primal penetration statues. The kissing

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couple. Oh, look at that. Huh.

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Yeah, I can't see any insertion. I tell.

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That's testicles? What was that? Did

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I see something there? Was that Al

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Goldstein in Screw Magazine that I just saw?

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Is that an exhibit for the... What

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was Screw Magazine? No, go down. Keep going.

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I know. I know where it is

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because I don't know what it was. I

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just knew it existed. I never saw.

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You had stories published in it. And so

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they did like hard. Hold on. They

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got the they got the hamburger up in

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the corner in the left. Where?

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Oh, yeah. Donald.

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Would I hatch it? Oh, so

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it was it was like mad but dirty for adults.

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I get. Yeah. was like the adult. What a

6:26

hole was it say? No

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one for flipping the bird as

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much as consistent barking at cultural

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conventions out Goldstein blah blah blah

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weekly sex magazine as he was

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one of the leading lights of

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modern -day pornography hmm This probably

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was a he could as much

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curse and Nixon administration as he

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could and did Yeah, all right.

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I mean this is probably a

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good read to be honest. Oh,

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yeah So they're they're constantly trying

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to sell me this membership. Yeah,

6:57

I guess they are, huh? The

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city events

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are Museum

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madness. Oh,

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so you get to vote and on their

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art pieces in some sort of museum madness

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tournament. Hmm. Let's

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see. They have a band. What is it? What

7:14

is this VIP 48 hour membership? We explain

7:16

this. I mean, I'm sure that means that you

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can go in as much as you want

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in those over two days. I get access to

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everything. They got a band art

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exhibit. Access to all the come. Robert

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Dapper Dick is there, as you can see.

7:32

It's like a wool. No, that's not wool.

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Like a yarn penis with That's not

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an event. That's a blog. It's

7:38

in the wrong section. Is your sex life

7:40

dead? Exhibit blog, rather?

7:44

Oh, there's movies. The Pig

7:46

Killer is being shown there. What

7:48

is Benny the Hearst? What is that all

7:50

about? Good

7:54

one. Go down one. Yeah, go

7:56

down one. It said Benny's arrived.

7:59

Well, maybe this explains where he is.

8:01

That's their mascot. The mascot, yes. The

8:03

YouTube show. Yeah. All

8:06

right. Let's see the store. Oh,

8:08

we're going. We're going with this. Yeah, yeah,

8:10

yeah. What kind of gimmicks can you buy?

8:13

Yeah, I might buy a t -shirt so I can look like

8:15

a dirty dog that went to the sex museum. They don't

8:17

want Benny's stuff. What is

8:19

this? What's that duck -duck dick shirt?

8:21

What is that? The exhibits. Please

8:24

do not grope, lick, fondle,

8:26

or whatever the exhibits. Oh,

8:28

is that... Oh, I get it. It's

8:31

like a duck. A duck and

8:33

then... And then also a dick. A

8:35

dick duck. It's classy. Clever.

8:39

You know, the shirt that I really wanted to

8:41

buy was, I saw it down on Fremont

8:43

Street. They had, you know,

8:45

they have all the stuff in one of them that I

8:47

thought was very classy that I was thinking I could wear when

8:49

I go to pick up the kids from school. It said,

8:51

who ate all the pussy? I've

8:53

seen that I think I thought that was

8:55

very classy. I saw where was that from

8:57

slash where that on stage? What

9:00

is what from your axle? Who ate all the

9:02

pussy? Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, they

9:04

have the all the t -shirts on Fremont Street and

9:06

all the gimmick shirts and I don't get it. Did

9:08

you did you stop? It was just one of

9:10

them that you know, they had several sayings that one

9:12

just who ate all the pussy. I thought I

9:14

thought I could wear that specifically to pick the kids

9:16

up from school. There's a lot of pussy. I

9:18

don't think anybody ate all the pussy. No, that's impossible.

9:20

Will Chamberlain gave it a shot. Yeah,

9:23

well he might be asking Joe did I want did

9:25

you go into the nerd on Fremont? That's it.

9:27

did. I yeah, I did go in I did go

9:29

into the nerd on Saturday night. Do you see

9:31

an even nerd? Yeah, it's a bar

9:33

on Fremont or in Fremont or I

9:35

don't know how to describe it that uh,

9:37

I Know I didn't I didn't have

9:39

time. I prefer pen and

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teller. I did see pen and teller.

9:44

He did see pen and teller did

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see pen and teller. Yeah It was

9:48

real good the nerd by the way,

9:50

um A bunch of boys

9:52

were there when we went in. Oh, they're

9:54

always there. Yeah, that's yeah, that's the spot.

9:56

I performed there actually. Did you? Yeah, live

9:58

K -100. Did you did you did you

10:00

ride the giant fucking thing, the dick? Did

10:02

they have the dick? No, no, Conan did

10:04

a live show and we had guests and

10:06

stuff and then I came out as like

10:08

the third mystery guest and yeah. So you

10:10

were a mystery guest? Yeah. Even though

10:12

everyone knew I was there, I just came

10:15

out as a guest. Instead of the what do

10:17

they have? The Bronco or whatever. Yeah, a

10:19

dick. Yeah, it's a day. You ride the giant

10:21

dick. I don't think it was there yet

10:23

when we did that show. Oh, Penn

10:25

and Teller, I decided on the Thursday

10:27

evening between shows about an hour Like

10:29

I told you to do. Like you

10:31

did. I thought I would be too

10:33

tired, but I was up. You

10:36

don't do much energy. I

10:38

went on StubHub and I found I

10:41

ended up getting third row for

10:43

like half the price. How much you

10:45

pay? Like 80 bucks, I

10:47

think with fees and stuff. That's

10:49

awesome, I think. Yeah. Oh, I'm

10:51

three rows from the stage. It was awesome. was super cool.

10:55

So, did they, did they, did you see

10:57

that show, the Panteller Foolish? Yeah. Yep.

10:59

Did they take their, did they take those

11:01

chairs out? Uh,

11:03

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they put in

11:06

regular seats there? Yes. Yeah. I think they built

11:08

something over that. I think they built a

11:10

stage over some of those seats in front. Uh,

11:12

so how was it? It

11:15

was really good. It was really good. It was,

11:17

you know, the, You

11:19

know, if you're not familiar with

11:21

them, I mean, it's not just

11:23

magic. It's comedy. It's both. But

11:25

there were there weren't any like

11:27

like grand illusions. But

11:30

it was just like a bunch of it was

11:32

it was stuff that like I don't know how they

11:34

did. And I don't want to know how they

11:36

did it because it's I'll tell you how they did

11:38

it. Was there any nudity magic? Well, yes, it

11:40

was all magic. They did

11:42

a thing where, uh, they actually said,

11:44

you know, everybody thinks that we use, we

11:46

use Stooges, we use Confederates. So they

11:48

did a thing where anybody raised their hand

11:50

that thought they use, that they use

11:52

Stooges, they go up and I forget, you

11:55

know, exactly, I can't even really explain

11:57

some of the stuff that they did.

11:59

One of them though, in particular, um,

12:03

everybody, you know, I do have any, does anybody have a

12:05

dollar? So you take out a dollar and they go

12:07

around, you put the dollar in the box and then they

12:09

go up and they have this whole gimmick

12:11

and you know, they make a show of the thing and they have

12:13

this little kid go up. She gave you a dollar. She

12:16

I didn't put a dollar in

12:18

the box. She takes away and she

12:20

takes a random bill out of

12:22

the box and starts reading the serial

12:24

numbers. And as she's reading it,

12:26

they have this whole other thing that

12:28

prints this thing out and Penn

12:30

is standing behind her unfurling the paper

12:32

that has the serial numbers that

12:34

she's reading, which is pretty fast. That's

12:36

preset up. How? How?

12:38

How though? What you mean?

12:40

Take the girl set up. They're taking

12:42

dollars from random audience members. Who's the kid?

12:45

It was just a random kid. Oh, yeah.

12:47

Was it with their family? Yeah, maybe. Oh,

12:51

and she she and she takes the

12:53

dollar. She takes the dollar. She takes

12:55

the currency out of the box. I mean,

12:57

you know, like they must have they

12:59

must have switched the currency at some

13:01

point. And there was a point

13:03

where the box was out of sight. Yeah,

13:05

that's what I think. Man, maybe, yeah. And

13:07

then they might have had a box with

13:09

a current coin with all the same currency. Possibly,

13:12

yeah. Come on. They'd have to fake

13:14

the dollar bill to make counterfeit dollars. Rich,

13:16

I don't know. Like one of the

13:18

guys that would keep putting money down for

13:20

three -card Monty for God's sake. Or, you

13:22

know, hide the... What was the bottle

13:24

caps or whatever? They also

13:26

did a thing. Teller

13:29

does a thing. Where

13:31

and I'm pretty sure it's it's mirrors

13:33

or whatever But like he reaches he

13:35

has somebody sitting up on the stage

13:37

and he gives them like this giant

13:39

vase or whatever and he reaches into

13:41

this it's a maze a vase it

13:43

was a vase on the mirror um

13:45

No lines on the mirror maybe maybe

13:47

for later, but yeah, so she reaches

13:49

so he reaches into this you

13:52

know, it's like a big thing of

13:54

water and He keeps pulling change out and

13:56

he fills up the the thing that

13:58

she's holding with change then he takes it

14:00

and he dumps it back into the

14:02

water thing and they turn into goldfish and

14:05

So that was you know, I'm sure

14:07

that's mirror related. It was pretty neat. You

14:09

should look into that and see how

14:11

they're I think I think it's done with

14:13

mirror with ball bearings. It's all ball

14:15

bearings one of the fun things that they

14:17

did that the last the last feature

14:19

valve you got a fetcher valve What's

14:22

a fucking filth the

14:24

jackknives? It's uh The

14:26

uh, some I jackknife

14:29

to me and the

14:31

island of some of

14:33

Santa Anna from Fletch

14:35

Yeah, know

14:37

this is that there's a guy

14:40

named John cock toson, right? No,

14:42

his name is he's making

14:44

up a name because what's your

14:46

name because John cock toast

14:48

and He's making up other names

14:50

And he's in a hospital and

14:53

everybody's named Rosenberg. So he's

14:55

on Dr. Rosenpenis. They

14:58

remade that, didn't they? Oh, yeah, it was

15:00

John Hamm. Yeah. The

15:02

last thing that they did, though,

15:04

their last act was pens playing the

15:06

drums, tellers over there is reading

15:08

a thing. So you actually hear his

15:10

voice, but you don't really hear

15:12

his voice, which you don't see him

15:14

talking. What you do, but it's

15:16

like it's it's. through like a it's there's

15:18

effects on it so it's anyway um they

15:20

have a video clip of of a thing

15:22

that happened earlier in the show and they

15:25

basically narrate it backwards so that the video

15:27

lines up with what they like it like

15:29

it right right they did something like that

15:31

on them for us Did they like like

15:33

pin spits out like a ping pong ball

15:35

on another one? Yeah, they did that on

15:37

Foolish. I'm surprised they're doing material from the

15:39

show. So did they do the thing where

15:41

like at one point they go up to

15:43

the audience and they hand out roses to

15:46

people and on the video. They get the

15:48

roses back. Oh, thank you so much. Like,

15:50

yeah. So they didn't think they did that

15:52

bit. I'm surprised that they're doing bits on

15:54

TV. They're actually in their

15:56

show. I guess to

15:58

get to a point though, after 13

16:00

years doing a show or whatever. What

16:03

they what they were saying was that is that

16:05

they constantly change the show. So I don't know how

16:07

honest they are about that. But they're like, you

16:09

know, if and they made a lot of fun of

16:11

Cirque du Soleil, which is really, really funny the

16:13

way they did it. But they were like, you know,

16:15

if you come back in a year and you

16:17

go to Cirque du Soleil, it's the same show. If

16:20

you come here, it's going to be completely different. Yeah,

16:22

no, it will be. It will be more

16:24

or less. They rotate stuff in and out. So

16:26

and as I mentioned to you last week, when

16:29

I'm surprised that they're doing

16:31

I'm surprised they're doing. shit

16:33

that they're still currently on the top

16:35

of the car on the top of like

16:37

in the show like recently on there

16:39

on on fool us like I would expect

16:41

it to I would expect it to

16:43

be bits they've done a couple years ago

16:45

or five ten twenty years ago you

16:47

know how long did it how long did

16:49

they do that bit on fool us

16:52

do you know couple weeks for real yeah

16:54

oh well maybe that was amazing till

16:56

it was amazing maybe that's why is it

16:58

later you know it's like a hit

17:00

you know hit songs right play the hits

17:02

yeah i'm just surprised with that because

17:04

like i can i can see that but

17:06

like with ten but pennies like uh...

17:08

deep cuts kind of guy you know true

17:10

true uh... walking in the day had

17:12

the uh... jazz duo playing they had a

17:14

guy playing the piano and he plays

17:16

during the show and a lot of but

17:18

but you go in and pens play

17:20

in the upright base he's just fucking grooving

17:22

dude we told us that already i

17:24

did yeah but i well i said that

17:26

i wanted to go where we see

17:28

it Oh, that's right. That's what he does.

17:30

But when I when I walked in there, he

17:33

was I was like, fucking and he's pretty good, too.

17:36

Yeah, drummer, too. I was surprised. He's a really

17:38

good drummer. I believe

17:40

you. Yeah. No, I

17:42

know I heard that clip. Well,

17:44

pull that clip up of the thing I was

17:46

talking about. What's the thing? I

17:48

don't know. What's that? What do

17:50

you call that, Raven? Backwards and

17:52

to show backwards bit on foolless. Yeah,

17:56

pen and teller fools. I was surprised the Rio

17:58

was a bit of a dump There's a lot of

18:00

stuff in there. That's close. It looks like it's

18:02

it looks like it's a nice place in the outside

18:04

You know and you can see it from everywhere

18:06

you go. Yeah Yeah,

18:11

there was a like, you know

18:13

a whole area where at one

18:15

point there, you know shops and

18:17

you know food Stores and you

18:19

know like storefronts that were just

18:21

all closed what again? What is

18:23

it? Penn and Teller fool us

18:25

backwards video bit, baby. Fool us.

18:27

Fool us. Fool us. Like,

18:29

Fina, you're a fool. F -O -O -L

18:31

us. Fool us. The palms I

18:33

thought was nice, although my room smelled

18:36

like cigarettes the entire time. They

18:38

shouldn't have smoked. I didn't.

18:40

I did not. It's not ours. I

18:43

ran into some folks at the bar

18:45

like four in the morning. With your

18:47

car? They had a show, yes. Whatever

18:50

show it was on... night, I guess to

18:52

get out of like fucking 415 in the

18:54

morning apparently they went like an hour and

18:56

a half over I think it was the

18:58

West Side Gun thing was it West Side

19:00

Gun that put a show together? Whatever

19:04

it was like I had

19:06

come back from I did Deadlock

19:08

and Dragon Gate and then

19:10

hung out on Fremont Street for

19:12

a little bit dropped off

19:14

a aforementioned friend at circus circus

19:16

drove back And as

19:18

I'm coming in, like, the fucking, like... Is it

19:20

a drug deal? No, was not.

19:22

It was not. A fellow announcer that was staying

19:24

out at Circus Circus. Circus Circus is the site

19:26

of a lot of drug deals, that's all I'm

19:28

saying. I'm not surprised. That would be shocking. Is

19:30

it a site of a lot of drug deals,

19:32

drug deals? The

19:35

one thing that I didn't get to do,

19:37

and I was kind of bummed about this, I

19:39

wanted to drive out to the site of

19:41

the old showbo in Las Vegas, where they used

19:43

to shoot the AWA. I know it's

19:45

not there anymore. a partner. Larry Nelson still there?

19:47

Larry Nelson very well. He's dead, isn't he? I

19:49

think he died a couple years ago. I heard

19:51

his book is great. But I wanted to go

19:53

by there and just to kind of, you know,

19:55

just to just to see it, even though it's

19:58

not there. But where is it? I forget. I

20:00

had looked it up like before. Is it off

20:02

the strip? I don't remember. Did

20:04

you go to the spot in the middle of the

20:06

street where Tupac was shot? No,

20:09

not that I'm aware of. I might have. But

20:11

I did not purposely go. Some of the boys

20:13

were talking about you. got a shot. Major respects.

20:15

Oh, yeah. Is he dead? Well,

20:17

allegedly. I didn't know he

20:19

was sick. Yeah. Showboat Las

20:21

Vegas. It was not a

20:23

showboat hotel casino. No, no, no,

20:25

no, no, no, no, no, no,

20:27

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

20:29

no, no, no,

20:31

no, Oh,

20:38

I don't know. I don't think so. Why

20:41

would they? Fina,

20:44

you would be happy to know that at one

20:46

point I was at the bar. I was walking

20:48

by and I ended up talking to a couple

20:50

of folks and I looked over and your good

20:52

friend Chris Jericho was over there. Oh, yeah? He

20:54

was in Vegas? I think it was

20:56

him. It looked like him. I know

20:58

Fawzi had Vegas shows like... Maybe it

21:00

wasn't him. It was like after like

21:02

a few days after mania fozzy was

21:04

in Vegas. Oh, that's maybe it wasn't

21:06

me Maybe I'm casting aspersions. I don't

21:08

know but it looked like him. Well,

21:11

is it aspersions? Dispersions. Why wouldn't

21:13

you've said hello? Because

21:15

I don't know him. So he knows

21:17

you I said hi to him

21:19

once in the locker room and Tried

21:21

to talk to him about Halloween.

21:23

All right. All right big time big

21:26

time no Halloween the band Halloween which

21:28

is Nate, which his finishing move was named after one

21:30

of their records, the Walls of Jericho. That's true. Walls

21:33

of Jericho. It's one of the early Halloween

21:36

records. I think they took the name. The

21:38

Walls of Jericho were walls of the city

21:40

called Jericho. Yeah. Well, I know that, but

21:42

it's obvious that he's a Halloween fan. I

21:45

don't agree. I'm going to check. Well, he came up

21:47

with the name on his own. Well, I'll

21:49

ask him. I have a stone. I mean, I

21:52

don't know. I think JR came up with the name. Maybe

21:55

I'm just guessing that no, you

21:57

know, I what rich is exactly right.

21:59

I Was I didn't nerd out

22:01

a little bit because down on Fremont

22:03

Street is where you two shot

22:06

I still haven't found what I'm looking

22:08

for So they found it yet

22:10

by now. I probably not down where

22:12

you two shot Tupac It's where

22:14

you two shot Tupac. Yeah, Fremont Street

22:16

was interesting though is you to

22:18

shot put to put to talk You

22:22

two shot to talk who talk Oh,

22:24

who talk who was on the shows that

22:26

you announced who would you know fuck

22:28

dude? I did six shows over five days

22:30

or something. Do you see Frank is

22:32

airing anywhere? No, I don't

22:34

think so. Who's the biggest name you

22:36

saw? Oh God a

22:39

Wrestling name or a non -wrestling

22:41

name non -wrestling wrestling adjacent.

22:43

I mean Paul Walter Hauser,

22:45

right? Like oh, yeah, Emmy

22:47

award -winning actor What

22:49

do you want to know more for? Let's see, Minoru

22:52

Suzuki. He was there.

22:54

Ultimo Dragon. I called two Ultimo Dragon.

22:56

I said non -wrestling. Ultimo Dragon. Non -wrestling.

22:58

I don't know. I don't remember. It

23:01

was a long week. Well, did you hear

23:03

the big news from the weekend? What?

23:05

That the boys from AAA are finally going have to show

23:08

up on time? Yeah. Raven

23:10

probably wouldn't know because, you

23:12

know, why would he? But, WWE

23:14

purchased AAA Lucha Libre. Conan

23:16

is under the WWE umbrella. as

23:20

the AAA Booker, if

23:22

you will. I wonder

23:24

how all that's going to change. Yeah. You

23:27

know, I mean, what happens when

23:29

any company purchases another company? There's always

23:31

management changes. There's always nothing, nothing's

23:33

changing. And then six months later, everybody's

23:35

fucking fired. Of course. Why would

23:37

they buy you? Why did they buy

23:39

AAA? They want to get a

23:42

bigger foothold in Mexico. They want to

23:44

put in my my my my inside my

23:46

inside sources telling me that there is that

23:48

they're going to be very very aggressive here

23:50

with a lot of that stuff coming

23:52

up. Well, AEW works with CMLL. So it's

23:54

me and my enemy is my friend or

23:56

whatever. CMLL has I think

23:58

they own they won't they own like

24:00

at least one they own like Arena

24:02

de Mexico or whatever. I think they

24:04

own a few other buildings too. Yeah.

24:06

Well, they're doing a pay -per -view triple

24:08

A and O to be like kind

24:10

of like they did in the 90s

24:12

with that one when worlds collide I

24:14

think it's you know something like that

24:16

in June so I think it I've

24:19

had enough wrestling the scuttlebutt as well

24:21

as that new Japan will be bought

24:23

by WWE but Wow, that would that

24:25

would be harmful to AW as well

24:27

So, yeah, Raven, I'm kind of disappointed here.

24:29

You didn't smile. You didn't laugh when

24:32

I said that the AAA boys left

24:34

the show up on time now. Yeah, you

24:36

gave me nothing. I didn't

24:38

know what the story was about. Well,

24:40

he's saying Mexican wrestlers are always late. Yeah,

24:42

that's kind of racist. I was trying to give you a pass. Wow.

24:45

I didn't say anything about Mexican wrestlers. I

24:47

just said lucha libre in general lucha operates

24:49

on it Anybody in wrestling will test this

24:51

lucha libre operates in its own universe on

24:54

its own time Yeah, but they all like

24:56

it doesn't have to be a card in

24:58

Mexico like the Mexican wrestlers are late in

25:00

the States too like that just I mean

25:02

you could be you could be an American

25:05

Luchador like disco and you'll probably show up late

25:07

The only way he would get guys like

25:09

Conan and Ray and who'd be to be on

25:11

time is to lie to them and say

25:13

they had to leave at this time It was

25:15

really an hour earlier than they had to

25:17

leave right of course by the time they got

25:19

there would be the real time to leave,

25:21

you know Where is where are they going? This

25:24

goes very punctual, you know back when they

25:26

had to go on the house show loop if

25:28

you will or whatever A lot of the

25:30

Conan knew where were the times it started he

25:32

had a schedule. He had a booking sheet

25:34

Why so why why buy what? Buy and large.

25:36

I don't buy it. Buy and large. Most

25:38

like it's it's a thing. Lucha shows start late.

25:40

The guys show up late. They take

25:43

CS. I like Mexico. They take CS like that,

25:45

too. Yes. Why? But why does every Lucha match

25:47

you have 10 minutes and then, you know, 30

25:49

minutes later, you're like, all right, I can go

25:51

home. What?

25:55

Huh? Can't

25:57

hear you, Feeny. I was yelling at

25:59

a cat. Why? What the cat? What the cat ever do?

26:01

I don't like I don't like what he's doing. He

26:03

looks suspicious. Raven, do you have

26:05

an answer for that query or no?

26:07

What query? I said, I said

26:09

most most lucha matches. OK, you got

26:11

10 and then 30 minutes later,

26:13

you're like, all right, fellas, go home.

26:15

Go because they do what they

26:17

want. I mean, that's that's it. I

26:19

mean, all young all young all

26:21

youngsters who think they're superstars do that

26:23

as well. Well, that's what I'm

26:25

saying. In fairness, every indie show is

26:27

like that as well. But did

26:29

you run into luminaries such as Huventude

26:31

Guerrera? Do

26:37

you see

26:39

Matt Riddle?

26:42

I did not. Yeah, I don't think why do

26:44

you why do you care who he saw? I'm

26:46

just throwing names out there. Do you see Perry

26:48

Saturn? Not that I'm aware of.

26:50

Yeah, I don't even know. Was he trying

26:52

to figure it out? I don't know. I'm

26:54

trying to figure who else I saw and

26:58

No, nothing's done. No, you

27:00

know what though? I did see Rick, now

27:02

I think about I did see Rick Flair

27:05

at the bar, surprising, at three in the

27:07

afternoon. Oh man. Well, he's probably having a

27:09

water. Yeah, we were having lunch. Hey,

27:13

look over there. Apparently, so

27:15

he was doing... Excuse me, it's burp.

27:17

He was doing a meet and

27:19

greet at the dispensary across the street

27:21

from the palms And then I

27:23

think he sells CBD products. He does.

27:25

He sells some kind of marijuana

27:27

products Wow, and then I got a

27:30

gig a lot of this just

27:32

because so I think on it was

27:34

Saturday afternoon Palms slam fest, which

27:36

I thought was an apropos name Rick

27:38

flair was having a pool party.

27:40

Oh, man. So and I believe Mojo

27:42

Rawley was there Mandy Rose Mandy

27:44

sacks And somebody

27:47

else. we're killing Raven. We're killing him.

27:49

I know. Mandy Rose and Mandy Sacks.

27:51

But, oh, mean, the same person. Yeah,

27:53

she used to be Mandy Rose, no,

27:55

she's Rose. And Sabi, I think, was

27:57

their husband. Is she the one that

27:59

made a million dollars and wouldn't give

28:01

up the phone fans? Yeah. That

28:04

sounds right. Her husband used

28:06

to play for the Buccaneers. Good guy. He

28:08

was an NXT for a bit. Tino? He

28:10

fired? Yeah, Tino. Tino said, yeah, Sabi said

28:12

Tino. He was a... What do you call

28:14

it? A mole. He's a mole. What do

28:16

you mean he's a mole? Well, when he

28:18

got released from NXT, he did a dark

28:21

match for AEW and then he was spreading

28:23

AEW secrets back to WWE. He was a

28:25

WWE mole. Really? That's what I

28:27

heard. Huh? Yeah.

28:29

He was always, yeah, I don't know. He was

28:31

always easy to deal with. Mole. But

28:33

I just thought it was kind

28:36

of, you know, let's go. I

28:38

can just think of other things I would rather do

28:40

than hang out at a fucking pool. With

28:42

Rick Flare so you didn't go over

28:45

Rick Flare now. He's gonna be 72

28:47

or 3 right? He might be older

28:49

than that No, I guess you're right

28:51

because his big 70th was wasn't that

28:53

long ago just a couple of years

28:55

or whatever He's only 12 years older

28:57

than me Rick he's 76. Oh, he's

28:59

16 years older than me. That's I

29:01

was gonna say he's got to be

29:03

15 years older than me. Yeah Yeah,

29:05

you didn't go to the pool you're

29:07

a rock and roll party No, I

29:09

did not. I didn't do any of

29:12

that. Kevin Nash had a party, too,

29:14

probably. Everybody had something. Yeah,

29:16

I didn't really... No, I just kind of kept

29:18

to myself and for the most part. Yeah. I'm

29:21

going the road this weekend. I'm

29:24

going on the road tomorrow. Where

29:26

are you going? leaving the house. Yes.

29:29

What's going on in Indianapolis? Some

29:32

convention. So, Raven, why

29:34

didn't you mention this last week when you could

29:36

have promoted it when people... I forgot. And

29:38

then made plans to go? Instead

29:40

now they here then there's gonna be

29:42

some fucking kid in like Muncie, Indiana

29:44

Who's like goddamn and I could have

29:46

driven an hour or whatever to meet

29:48

Raven if I if I only knew

29:50

It's a shit show heat TGC 25.

29:53

No, that's not it It's

29:55

a What the event? Yeah

29:57

convention of some sort. I

29:59

think Missy Hyde's gonna be

30:01

there. I think I saw

30:04

in the car. He sent

30:06

me Indianapolis convention something Hmm

30:10

Indianapolis 500. I think

30:12

I'm driving the car weird

30:14

circle expo. Yeah, that's

30:17

it Who says who's the

30:19

word of names in

30:21

the card? You

30:23

got top billing course

30:25

Now it's here. I'll

30:27

put it up on

30:29

the top billings Montana

30:32

Tom Tom Billington You

30:34

got a Brett and

30:36

Lashley and orange Cassidy

30:38

and Foley and JR

30:40

and I believe that

30:42

Ziggler and Tory Wilson

30:44

angle Cesaro this guy

30:46

over here Thunder Rosa

30:48

Lawler Yeah, this isn't

30:50

the thing I'm at.

30:52

I don't think no

30:54

I'm not on there.

30:56

Yeah, it's ridiculous Let's

30:58

see You're

31:01

gonna have to have a talk with that.

31:03

Oh, yeah, I think I'm me. I mean

31:05

he's gonna be there too. That's right There's

31:07

a lot of fun. Me and he got

31:09

billing over Raven. I saw a couple people

31:11

on this thing the thing I'm going to

31:13

I thought was a small thing where Missy

31:15

Hyde is listed. So maybe I will I

31:17

will note that the first night that I

31:20

was in Vegas You're Saturday only yeah, I

31:22

walked by a kid wearing a raven t -shirt

31:24

and I texted Both Raven and Joe and

31:26

I look what kind of loser wears that

31:28

in 2025 I saw I

31:30

wear a raving t -shirt Yeah,

31:32

I said what a knucklehead genius.

31:34

Oh, what I said. Well, yeah,

31:36

what kind of knucklehead? Yeah, right.

31:38

Yeah That was kidding, of course.

31:41

Don't be rude. I thought this

31:43

is a small thing I don't

31:45

realize all this many people are

31:47

gonna be there Gertner Bradshaw Angle

31:49

like I said Luger Wow, this

31:51

thing's huge. Yeah, I don't know.

31:53

I thought it was a tiny

31:55

thing Matt Hardy

31:57

Foley MVP. There's

31:59

a lot of a lot of

32:01

people Enzo Riches favorite. Oh my

32:03

god. Everybody's in this thing. Yeah,

32:05

I get a lot. I get

32:07

along with NZO. Doctor of style. The

32:10

cat. Super crazy. How

32:15

come the same is what it? Why are

32:17

you trying to? Who isn't on this? Why are

32:19

you trying? I was looking for. Why are

32:21

you trying to start heat with me in fucking

32:23

Enzo? I get along fine with Enzo. Why

32:25

not? Why are you starting shit, Feeny? I don't

32:27

know. One man gang. The

32:31

newest rockers. What is Al doing?

32:33

He made a new rocker tag

32:36

team? Jesus. Who did? Al

32:38

Snow. Look, the newest rockers. Oh,

32:40

boy. That can only be Al Snow

32:42

and some dude. I'm

32:44

going to come out. Ray

32:47

I'm disappointed now. I thought it was a small

32:49

convention. Can you give me? You're

32:52

gonna do that there. You're not gonna like

32:54

talk to your family first or anything What

32:56

what do you mean? You said that you

32:58

were gonna come out. I'm gonna come out

33:00

at the show The watch what I'm saying

33:03

I'm really disappointed. You're not I thought that

33:05

you would do that with I thought you'd

33:07

get your family together first and speak to

33:09

them and then Well, the listeners are my

33:11

family the thing I was saying they have

33:13

like six people in the card I

33:17

was like, well, maybe it maybe you

33:19

one of the early bookings No, this

33:21

is recently. I don't know. Anyway,

33:23

I thought it was a small thing.

33:25

I'm not I don't want to see a

33:27

big thing with a million people Yeah,

33:29

maybe nobody will show up. Yeah.

33:32

Yeah, that's better. Yeah

33:34

So let me

33:36

think I gotta be

33:38

there at a

33:40

I fly out tomorrow

33:42

night get in

33:44

a midnight And

33:46

then I got to be there at

33:48

noon till three and then I got a

33:50

flight at five. Hmm in and out

33:52

Yep, in and out. Let's head out there

33:54

rich. Let's go to Indianapolis for no

33:56

reason. I Think I'll stay

33:59

home this weekend. All right, whatever

34:01

then. I'm not going to ask

34:03

a guy if I can forget

34:05

what the deal is Yeah, of

34:07

course, yeah, I wouldn't go otherwise

34:09

of course not good. I got

34:11

the I lucked out I got

34:14

the upgrade flying from I

34:16

said to connect in LAX. So I

34:18

went LAX to Boston. It was an empty

34:20

flight. So I got like the business

34:22

class, but on that, that particular flight. That's

34:24

nice. Yeah. They have the live flat

34:26

business class seats, which is the first time ever.

34:29

First time ever. Yeah. No, it

34:31

was LA to Boston. When

34:34

were you in LA? I connected.

34:36

I went from Vegas to LA and

34:38

then connected there. That's

34:40

a shitty connection. Well, I

34:44

Honestly, I'm not gonna lie. I did it partially

34:46

because I thought that there was a chance that

34:48

I might get the upgrade. Just

34:50

because when I looked at the flight, it was pretty empty. You

34:52

know, they American, they

34:54

called their flagship service. So between certain airports,

34:56

they have like the nicer planes. That

34:58

was the first time I ever got to

35:00

fly in one of those lay flat

35:02

seats. It was pretty cool. was a neat

35:05

experience. Yeah. You didn't

35:07

notice any DEI hires, did you? What?

35:10

You know, you know how the airlines do. What

35:12

does that have to do with anything? I'm just

35:14

saying, you know, the airlines are a little safer

35:16

now. They've restricted... Oh, come on. Why

35:19

do you get it? You're just digging, Feeny.

35:22

You're fucking scrat. You're clawing. Yeah, I gave it

35:24

shot. You're looking for shit that's not there.

35:26

I gave it a shot. I

35:28

gave it a shot. You

35:31

guys should have been watching The Last of Us. There

35:33

was a major, major event on The Last of Us this

35:35

weekend. Broke internet. Broke TV

35:37

ratings all over the world. I

35:39

can't tell you what it was. Just in case you're wondering.

35:42

I didn't go to a baseball game. I was

35:45

kind of bummed about that though. How come? Because

35:48

Tuesday I was too tired because I'd

35:51

flown in and worked and the game on

35:53

Tuesday was a morning game. I didn't

35:55

feel like getting up for. And

35:57

then I went to Penn and Teller instead of the

35:59

UNLV game on the Thursday and then I flew out

36:01

Saturday. Should have been looking

36:03

around for what what bands were in

36:05

town. You could have seen it. I

36:07

did there was I was you know

36:10

what kind of bum me is that

36:12

living color played like a block away

36:14

Oh, yeah for free. They played for

36:16

free at Fremont Street. Uh -huh And

36:18

I was doing a show a block

36:20

away while they were playing. Oh, god

36:22

damn it I would like to see

36:24

them Never heard of them. Amy Wayne

36:26

still there. Oh You

36:29

heard of them, Beanie. You know, I want

36:31

to look at their set list now and see

36:33

what they buy. I wonder if they played

36:35

open letter to a landlord. I wonder if they

36:37

played Call of Personality. They

36:39

probably played it like five times. They

36:42

have to play it to mandatory. Yeah.

36:45

Let's see. Living Color. Would you play

36:47

the set or would you play it

36:49

as the encore? Aw,

36:51

man. I got to open with it. Yeah,

36:53

they played Nothing Compares to You,

36:56

a Prince cover, which is actually

36:58

Yes. Yeah, well, Sinead O 'Connor. Sinead

37:01

covered the Sinead cover of Prince. So

37:03

they did play Open Letter to

37:05

a Landlord. They played 17 songs. Wow.

37:08

Open Letter to a Landlord. They did

37:10

a cover of Rock and Roll,

37:12

Led Zeppelin. Let's face it, they only

37:14

have one hit song in living

37:16

color. There must have been literally dozens

37:19

of people there. Call to Personality

37:21

was 16th out of 17 and then...

37:23

Uh, they closed with should I stay or should I go

37:25

glamour boys is a good song too. I don't if

37:27

you remember that song, but a good

37:30

song. That's okay. They should have played glamour

37:32

boys personality like second or third. So people

37:34

get the hell out of there. You know,

37:36

well, damn it. Will Calhoun did

37:38

a drum solo and I missed

37:40

that. Pretty upset. This will Calhoun living

37:42

colors drummer. All those guys related

37:44

to hastax Calhoun. They're distant cousins as

37:46

I understand it. Marie Calhoun and

37:48

all those guys are like. Awesome

37:51

musicians. They all played like a

37:53

jazz fusion and stuff like that. So they're

37:55

all like sick musicians with what? What

37:58

do you mean with what? Well, what did it fuse

38:00

with? I don't even

38:02

know. You don't know what jazz fusion is. Well,

38:04

what did it fuse with? I don't know what

38:06

it fused with. I just know it's gonna make

38:08

a fusion bomb. You refuse to tell me a

38:10

fusion bomb. Yeah. Should I look

38:12

that up? What is jazz fusion?

38:14

Yeah, if you want, whatever blows your

38:16

back. Jazz fusion is

38:18

a music genre that emerged in

38:20

the late 1960s combining elements of

38:22

jazz with rock, funk and other

38:24

musical styles known for its use

38:27

of electric instruments and a strong

38:29

emphasis on improvisation while still maintaining

38:31

the core harmonic structures and improvisational

38:33

traditions of jazz. I don't

38:35

know. So basically you have to

38:37

go, so basically someone blows a little

38:39

on a tuba and you go

38:41

yes and... Yeah, pretty much. I'm a

38:43

jazz purist. I don't agree with

38:45

that. I think the fusion is for.

38:48

You're more of like a Coltrane

38:50

fan. Is that weird? Exactly.

38:54

I've listened to classical music. I took the midnight

38:56

Coltrane to Georgia one time. I was glad. How

38:58

was that? I don't know. I

39:00

thought you'd have some response. I'm

39:03

very miserable. So I've been listening to classical

39:05

music. It's supposed to help you calm down and

39:07

concentrate and chill out. I don't

39:09

know what any of it is. I

39:11

just go to a YouTube playlist classical

39:13

music for reading classical music for whatever

39:15

and it puts on what to play

39:17

like Uriah heap Bees oven. No B

39:19

something right. That's

39:21

a good. That's a good one.

39:23

Huh? Yeah, I like B something

39:25

Who B something although I thought

39:27

it was I thought that was

39:29

our I thought it was a

39:32

dog. But uh, I thought it

39:34

wasn't class over master of all

39:36

beat beat oven Oh, beef oven.

39:38

Beef oven. Yeah, yeah. I

39:40

thought you said beef. I thought you said beef

39:42

oven. What could be beef oven?

39:44

You know, the guy from Bill. I thought you

39:46

said beef oven. Beef oven. his

39:48

name? Beef oven.

39:50

B -E -T -E -H -O. Beef oven. Yeah,

39:52

beef oven. Yeah, beef oven. That's

39:54

a hoovy talk with a list. Beef

39:57

oven. Beef oven. Beef oven,

39:59

baby. I heard he's going

40:01

to do record come out. He's going on tour next spring. Beef

40:03

oven? Beef oven, yeah. Oh,

40:05

cool. I already

40:07

was deaf in one ear and couldn't hear out the other. It's

40:10

amazing he's able to do that. Yeah,

40:12

well he was deaf though, wasn't he? I

40:15

think so, yeah, he felt the music. That's

40:18

crazy. It

40:20

wasn't one ear either, I thought it was both

40:23

ears, wasn't it? Was he deaf deaf? Never.

40:25

That's what I said, deaf in one ear and can't hear out

40:27

the other. Oh, okay, sorry,

40:29

he got me there. I didn't pay

40:31

attention with the gusto that I

40:33

should have. Why would you? With this

40:35

show? No, I know. I

40:38

know. Hey,

40:40

Feeny. Yo. Are you

40:42

watching the draft? No. Oh, wow.

40:44

It's completely deaf by 40. But I'm feeling

40:46

the draft. It's kind of cold in here.

40:48

I don't care about the NFL draft. I

40:50

don't know. I forget what pick the Eagles

40:52

have or if they traded up or whatever.

40:54

They suck. Actually, no, they

40:56

would be 30 seconds. Didn't they win the Super

40:58

Bowl? Yeah. That's why I said suck. Yeah.

41:00

So that doesn't matter for them, really. Yeah. I'm

41:04

out of football, I don't care. You

41:07

don't care? You don't care about crime? I

41:09

don't care about crime. You're the only gang in

41:11

town with a dental plan. For

41:14

those wondering, Cam

41:16

Ward, dental plan, Cam

41:18

Ward went first overall to Tennessee. I

41:21

heard that. If you care. Cam

41:23

Ward, his quarterback out of Miami. When

41:25

did Cam become a name? With

41:29

the Pan Am connection? That might

41:31

have been. This

41:34

thing started at 8 o 'clock tonight

41:36

And as we're doing this it's almost

41:38

10 p .m. Eastern there's there there there

41:40

There are 32 picks is 32 teams.

41:42

They're on number 16 So in two

41:44

hours they did 16 but like they

41:46

make it more of a thing that

41:48

it needs to be you know the

41:51

guy come up and Godel is there

41:53

and he puts the hat on I

41:55

can think of but can you mention

41:57

sitting there four hours watching people's names

41:59

be like Jesus Christ, you have nothing

42:01

else to do. They used to do

42:03

it over the phone, which is like

42:05

a bunch of dudes in a smoky

42:07

room. Well, the thing that gets

42:09

me is they like these radio stations like in

42:12

Houston, they would have draft parties and these people

42:14

would fucking go and they'd sit there and drink

42:16

and woo. You know, like there's

42:18

nothing better to do with your time. Yeah,

42:20

excuse to go drink. I

42:22

guess it just seems incredibly boring

42:24

to me. Yeah. Think

42:27

I went to I had a chance to

42:29

go to the NHL draft. Hey, want to

42:31

come to the NHL driving and hobnob and

42:33

where I'm like, no No, I don't want

42:35

to go. No, I was at an NBA

42:37

drive party a few years back And that's

42:39

the year that the Sixers picked a guy

42:41

that forgot how to shoot Who's that? I

42:45

forget But he

42:47

he James Harden.

42:49

No, no, they don't need

42:51

nope the other guy

42:53

Yeah, the other guy Six

42:56

or five. I don't know who he was. I'll

42:59

know as soon as I see his name. Yeah,

43:03

Markel Fultz. He

43:05

was a number. Oh, yeah, he he

43:07

he forgot to shoot. He forgot how to

43:09

shoot. Really? Yeah, he like his he

43:11

eventually they said he had some kind of

43:13

shoulder injury, like internal.

43:15

I don't know. It was weird.

43:18

But would it be external? He's

43:20

playing with like a zit. I

43:22

mean, he's playing for Sacramento now.

43:24

Yeah, but I think now that

43:26

they're eliminated, he's he's gone. I

43:29

don't think they're going to bring him back. Poor

43:31

Sacramento. Yeah, what a disaster.

43:33

So I never want to get it. They got

43:36

to hold on. Sacramento got eliminated. I

43:38

think they did. Did they? Yeah, they

43:40

got eliminated in that. Oh, the playing.

43:42

Yeah. Loser tournament. Yeah. Yeah.

43:45

Loser tournament. Loser.

43:48

Yeah, they did. They lost to Dallas, it looks like. They

43:52

barely crept in to I didn't realize

43:54

that I've a I didn't realize that

43:56

false was a number one pick and

43:58

when did they trade him was he

44:00

I don't even would She's not it

44:02

didn't take too long. I'd probably trade

44:04

him like 2019 or something like that.

44:06

Huh? Oh That's what I

44:08

can't do. He played for the magic did

44:10

that's why I remember he played for the

44:12

magic for a while. Yeah He was all

44:15

right, but he never got a shooting mechanics

44:17

back he It was just he

44:19

shot very strange. He forgot and then never

44:21

remembered how to do it right. So he

44:23

got a case of the yips and never

44:25

recovered. Yeah, he got the bad yips. Geez. Well,

44:29

it's a much different game, man. You know,

44:31

you go from college to the NBA.

44:33

It's different. How can you even shoot in

44:35

a basketball since you're six, you know? I

44:42

mean you hear about you know the catcher

44:45

that can't throw back to the pitcher all of

44:47

a sudden the guy the guy at third

44:49

that can't Throw it a first like it happens.

44:51

You know what I mean? Well Whatever there

44:53

was it. Do you remember you remember the goalie

44:55

not the comedian? I already. Oh, yeah, it

44:57

wasn't even fucking Ace Ventura, but Jim Carrey the

44:59

goalie. Do you remember him off from in

45:02

living color? He was He won

45:04

the Vesna with the capitals and I

45:06

think like 96 in the next year

45:08

just couldn't fucking stop anything and just

45:10

he played like two years in the

45:12

NHL. the Vezna? Is that like the

45:14

goalie of the year? Yeah, the Vezna

45:16

trophy is the top goalie of the

45:18

year. Yeah. But I'm pretty sure

45:20

he I think he won the rookie of the

45:22

year as well. But he was

45:24

like, you know, had an amazing first year at

45:26

the capitals and then just Couldn't

45:28

stop anything after that that kind of thing

45:30

happened with the Eagles all the time

45:32

like they would sign a player from the

45:35

Cowboys or something and as soon as

45:37

they arrived They would just like Chris. There's

45:39

a kicker named Chris Boniole And he

45:41

made like 78 field goals in a row

45:43

in a row. Let's say and then

45:45

that year at the Eagles He was he

45:48

made like 14 out of 25 like

45:50

it was unbelievable Wow How damn it the

45:52

yips the yips shake y 'all yips, it's

45:54

all confidence. Yeah ball bearings Jim

45:57

Carrey just if you

45:59

if you're curious and I'm

46:01

sure you're not The

46:03

nope do not go in

46:05

there. Whoo 95 96

46:07

he played 71 games with

46:10

the capitals. He had

46:12

a 906 a percentage 226

46:14

goals against had a

46:16

great year next year is

46:18

96 97 Get

46:20

an 893 say percentage. I know what happened

46:22

terrible was that what big the big money

46:24

he made from dumb and dumber? Probably he

46:26

stopped it probably it probably was so let

46:28

me ask you this so what's an average

46:30

amount of gold scored in a hockey game?

46:34

By one team are

46:36

combined Yes I

46:38

Am Average NHL historically,

46:40

let's see what

46:42

it says when the

46:44

Flyers won a

46:46

Stanley Cup in 75

46:51

So let's see I

46:53

found a graph

46:55

If you go let's

46:57

see 75 76

46:59

average was 6 .8

47:01

per game Yeah, 81

47:04

82 was 8 If you

47:06

get down you go to 95

47:08

96 average was 6 .3 and

47:10

then 96 90 said this

47:12

is why this that 893 safe

47:14

percentage was terrible the average

47:16

goals against was 5 in

47:18

96 97 that dipped in

47:20

0304 to 5 .1 until they

47:22

changed the rules. Now they're averaging

47:25

where rules they got rid

47:27

of the red line. You

47:29

could like the old two line pass. They got

47:31

rid of that. So you

47:33

can show you pick now. Oh,

47:35

exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And

47:38

they started really emphasizing the the interference

47:40

fighting the fight while they all they

47:42

got rid they got rid of a

47:44

lot of that. But a lot of

47:46

the stuff like Yeah, there

47:48

are some hockey fans that will remember

47:50

like the mid 90s the everybody played the

47:52

trap It's whether like the devils were

47:54

boring as hell Montreal was kind of there

47:56

It's basically you clog up the the

47:58

ice so you can't pick up speed It's

48:00

a lot of clutching grabbing and interfering

48:03

they never should have forced the guys to

48:05

wear helmets. Oh God But

48:07

anyway, they they started calling like all the

48:09

last year and said holding and stuff like

48:11

that. So now because they wanted guys like

48:14

Crosby to be to like be able to

48:16

fly around the ice. Who was the last

48:18

guy left? Oh, and then Crosby, Sidney Crosby.

48:20

Go Crosby. Yeah. Ovechkin, who

48:22

just broke Gretzky's goal record. Oh,

48:24

that's appalling. No, it's not.

48:26

Fuck, Wayne Gretzky. Who was the last guy? You're

48:28

the one Gretzky ever beat. That wasn't where I

48:30

know. What

48:32

do you say in Fene? Come on, you

48:35

can know who was the last guy that

48:37

was allowed to play with no helmet. Craig

48:39

McTavish. There you go. It's easy. Craig McTavish.

48:41

Who was the who was the last official to

48:43

not wear a helmet? I have no idea. It

48:46

would either be Kerry Frazier or Kevin

48:48

Collins. Carl Dikehouse. Depending if you're talking about

48:50

the who's the first person to not

48:52

wear a helmet? Well,

48:55

they didn't nobody wore helmets. Right. So who's

48:57

the first one? I

48:59

don't know. Eddie Shure. Old

49:01

Time Hockey. Old

49:03

Time Hockey. Jack

49:05

Plot was the first to wear the mask. Well, although they

49:07

say that somebody else did before him, he was the first one

49:10

to make it regular. I don't even think they had batting

49:12

helmets. You what? They shouldn't even

49:14

have batting helmets. No. How is

49:16

she gonna toughen the kid up? No, they should

49:18

go naked. Yeah. Any balls,

49:20

they'd play hockey naked. Yeah,

49:22

exactly. Wow. Ratings would, well,

49:25

I don't know. Maybe they would go up. Yeah.

49:28

You don't to wear a jockstrap,

49:30

though. You gotta protect them. Balls.

49:32

Yeah, of course. According to

49:34

this graph, in the 1919 -1920

49:37

season, average goals were 9 .6

49:39

per game. They played hockey in

49:41

1920. And

49:43

then 28 -29, it dipped to

49:45

2 .9 per game. So

49:48

what happened? What did they change? I don't

49:50

know. I honestly don't

49:52

know. Did

49:54

they make the

49:56

goals smaller? I'd

49:58

say I'd you know, that's it's an

50:00

interesting thing that I would actually like

50:02

to research. Why don't you just get

50:05

a really fat guy who can just

50:07

cover up the whole goal? Yeah, a

50:09

thousand pounder. Yeah He'd find a way

50:11

you think you find a way like

50:13

even if you can't skate like just

50:15

plop him there in front of the

50:17

goal Okay, I should shoot upstairs on

50:19

him when he falls down. Yeah, he's

50:21

so big that he's never He just

50:23

doesn't move he just stands there Right.

50:25

I mean, well, eventually you'd get angles

50:28

on him if you can't move. There's

50:30

no angles. I'm saying the guys get

50:32

a guy big enough that he just

50:34

clogs up the whole net. Right. Like

50:36

he's you stuff him in the goal.

50:39

Right. And his body just blurfs out

50:41

of it. Wasn't that

50:43

the idea behind Goldberg and the Mighty

50:45

Ducks? Mighty

50:47

Ducks. Right. I mean, it was kind of without saying it.

50:49

They're like, oh, put the fat kid in goal. You

50:51

know I mean? I think they did

50:53

say. Bill Goldberg was a fat kid in

50:55

Mighty Ducks. Hmm. It

51:00

is a misnomer because most goalies

51:02

are the best skaters on the

51:04

team. Are they the fighters? Well,

51:07

it depends on what you consider. You know what

51:09

I mean? Most goalies are the best skaters? That's

51:12

silly. Why would

51:14

that be? You got to

51:16

be the balance and everything it

51:18

takes to be a goaltender.

51:20

I'm anti -skating. Are you?

51:23

Yeah. You think that the goalie should just walk

51:25

there wearing like construction boots? Yeah. I don't

51:27

to be a gold tinder. I want to be

51:29

a chicken tinder. I played Street God. Would

51:32

you be deep -fried or roasted,

51:34

Raven? Um...

51:36

I'd be slightly burnt on the

51:38

tushy. Nice. That's

51:41

what I'm talking about. They finally opened up

51:43

here in the the boss theater. They finally opened

51:45

up Raising Canes. You ever go to Raising

51:47

Canes? What the hell? That sounds...

51:49

No. Blast. You've never been, Raven? Raisin

51:52

Kane don't they they've got them

51:54

in Atlanta. Don't they I Don't

51:56

know. I don't have you been

51:58

to PDQ. I'm sure you've been

52:00

to be in the restaurant after

52:02

the first murder PDQ They used

52:04

to be there used to be

52:06

a convenience store Kane kill. I'm

52:08

trying to get culvers or no

52:10

Zach culvers culver Zach Spies. Yes,

52:12

Zach Spies. It's basically the same

52:15

thing What is Raisin Kane's it's

52:17

basically like the same thing as

52:19

Zach Spies I can't believe that.

52:21

That's just very blasphemy. Why would

52:23

you name yourself a story after

52:25

a guy in the Bible and

52:27

a reason? It's actually

52:29

named after his dog. He

52:32

named his dog after the first murderer? Yes.

52:35

I believe they started in Baton Rouge

52:37

at LSU. Where do you look? No,

52:39

the first murderer. No,

52:41

the murderer. You're like the first murderer.

52:43

Everywhere you look, there's sons of a

52:45

worship. Everywhere you look. King murdered Abel,

52:47

that's right. Right. That's a jerk. of

52:51

the Who

53:20

the American or just people in

53:22

general humans? Human

53:24

being humans humans. Hmm.

53:26

They need to listen to more beef oven and

53:29

then they would be get a little bit calmer

53:31

beef oven. Yeah Can't wait for that new beef

53:33

oven tour. Does he still hit

53:35

the road? Is there you saying

53:37

beef with a lisp? Are you saying

53:39

be like it's supposed to be

53:41

beef? beef beef beef with a lisp

53:43

B E E T H beef

53:45

beef oven. I think it's

53:47

got a little thing with

53:49

a lisp No, say without

53:51

a lisp be be tovin

53:54

Be tovin be tovin be

53:56

tovin. Be something. How you

53:58

sound? How about this be

54:00

tovin? Be

54:03

tovin fair play

54:05

lad fair play All

54:08

right, so what

54:10

about the hang on

54:12

we're running low

54:14

on time here So

54:17

it's time for the list that

54:19

I still have not memorized. I

54:22

wonder if I had a gun in my head if

54:24

I could get, I could recite this. You'd

54:26

think after so many years you'd have this down,

54:28

but people can't hear you. You'd

54:31

think after so many years you would

54:33

have this down. You'd think, you would think

54:35

that. I think you'd perform better under

54:37

pressure. Yeah. It's a natural

54:39

reaction. Under pressure. About

54:42

the, that's the greatest thing ever was

54:44

he goes, was vanilla ice goes he's

54:46

trying to explain on behind the music

54:48

of why his version is different than

54:50

the queen's it goes different as he

54:53

goes then then then then and then

54:55

and mine goes then then then then

54:57

and then yeah there's the same thing

54:59

yeah but he kept saying it he

55:01

kept saying it different saying it was

55:03

different it's different tremendous do

55:06

you ever meet robby see they they have

55:08

an accent on the uh and i

55:10

don't do an accent on the uh Yeah,

55:12

of the four. You know what I

55:14

mean? I think nobody was laying down. Done.

55:16

Done. Done. Done. it true artist? I don't know.

55:18

I don't think. All

55:20

right. So go to cameo .com. Get

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It's just puts money in

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JFF a gmail .com or

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55:56

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55:58

Fini got any fan mail

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Fini think we had a

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I think we had one

56:04

or two Well, let's play

56:06

it in a minute. Let's

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do them next week. No

56:10

I got to go. Where

56:12

do you got to go? You got to eat

56:14

dinner. All right.

56:17

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blah, blah, blah, blah. Let's

56:30

see. What are

56:32

your recommendations, Feeny? I'm

56:34

going to recommend the assassination

56:36

of Jesse James by the coward

56:38

Robert Ford. with Brad Pitt

56:40

and Casey Affleck. Good

56:43

flick. I think that's kind of scandalous.

56:45

Slander is calling the guy a coward, isn't

56:47

it? Yeah, especially when it turns out

56:49

he wasn't really what he wasn't really a

56:51

coward. But that's that's the way history

56:53

tells the story. Good

56:55

move. To what? Kind of got lost in

56:57

the shuffle, that movie. Oh,

56:59

no, he didn't shoot him in the back, though. Yeah,

57:03

he did. He shot him in the

57:05

back of the head. That's true. But Jesse

57:07

James did the same thing all the

57:09

time. So. Why is Robert? So you're saying

57:11

that he may have been cowardly, but

57:13

so is Jesse James. Correct. But

57:16

not the road dog. No, no, he's

57:18

not a coward. He's a US veteran.

57:21

He's another Marine like me. Yeah. Rich,

57:25

what do you recommend? I

57:27

recommend that somebody go to the

57:29

Erotic Heritage Museum and report back

57:31

on the sex toys of your.

57:35

Who's yours? Let me know how it is. Who's

57:37

yours and why does he have sex toys?

57:39

The sex toys of yesteryear. not a hole in

57:41

the cantaloupe and he puts a vaseline in

57:43

it. Big mystery. Why

57:46

does he just masturbate like the

57:48

good old days? This is

57:50

a fashion, good old fashion. You just change

57:52

it, you switch to your left hand so it

57:54

feels like somebody else. Exactly. I

57:56

need a robotic mouse. The

58:02

the detonator 3000 here really

58:04

makes a really loud noise

58:06

Robotic mouse to stick in

58:08

a tube to crop your

58:10

anus. Yeah, the electric slong

58:13

slinger 3000. I'll have our

58:15

Pecadillos slong slinger. Yeah What

58:17

that slinger slinger slinger the

58:19

slong slinger the slong slinger

58:22

6000. Yeah, I

58:24

like it. Yeah, I mean,

58:26

I'm gonna recommend devil

58:28

may cry or care devil

58:30

It's animation on, uh,

58:32

Netflix. My buddy Addie Shanker,

58:34

who I cured of his, uh, allergies

58:37

to dogs with my hypnosis. I

58:39

cured him. He, uh... Is

58:41

he related to Michael Shanker? Uh,

58:43

no, I don't believe so. Especially

58:46

considering Michael Shanker's from Germany,

58:48

and he is, uh, Indian.

58:51

I mean, they could be cousins. They could be.

58:53

Yeah, they could. The,

58:56

uh... But uh, no Michael or

58:58

he's not related to Rudolph Schenker

59:00

either though. So that's good But

59:02

yeah, it's devil may care devil

59:04

may cry I think that will

59:06

make cry something like that. It's

59:09

uh, it's it's new on Netflix

59:11

animation It's really really good. I

59:13

got to call them and put

59:15

them over that based on a

59:17

video game Probably it might be

59:19

Could be it might be at

59:21

dad because he also did one

59:23

to Castle Bay did Castlevania on

59:26

Netflix Okay, yeah, this is the

59:28

first see the first series. Yeah,

59:30

and that's a race on the

59:32

video game I think yep, I

59:34

remember I remember Do you remember?

59:36

I remember so I recommend that

59:38

what do you recommend Fiend? I

59:40

already recommended the assassination of Jesse

59:42

James by the coward Robert Ford.

59:45

I was here you wanted to

59:47

change your mind Like to make

59:49

a second opinion. No, I'm gonna

59:51

stick with that one and also

59:53

the last of us on HBO

59:55

Max or whatever it's called. The

59:57

last of us on HBO Max.

59:59

Yep. Max Von

1:00:02

Sydow, Sydow. Make sure you watch the first

1:00:04

season first, because if you start watching the

1:00:06

second season, you know, if things happen, you're

1:00:08

not going to be prepared, not

1:00:10

giving up any stuff. Yeah, that's why I didn't go see

1:00:12

the Nutty Professor 2, because I didn't see the Nutty Professor

1:00:14

1, and I was afraid I wouldn't understand it. Yeah, you

1:00:16

have to be. There's a lot to miss. Aware of the

1:00:18

continuity and everything. Character development. Well,

1:00:23

it's 10 .16 p .m. Man,

1:00:26

there's a lot of people going to

1:00:28

that thing this weekend. A lot of celebrities.

1:00:31

Yeah, bummed you out, huh? Yeah,

1:00:33

I was hoping to just go, I would

1:00:36

be a low -key kind of affair. What,

1:00:38

gonna be hanging out with low -key? I

1:00:40

didn't see him on the list. No, my

1:00:43

dog's named Lowkey. Oh. Lowkey

1:00:46

McLickerson, Levy. She's

1:00:48

wonderful. I love her. Anyways,

1:00:52

I'm disappointed. Because I

1:00:54

thought it was a small shindig. I never thought it was going

1:00:56

to be a big to -do. I'm going

1:00:58

have to adjust it to my

1:01:00

formal shit show clothing. We'll expect a

1:01:02

full report next week. Well,

1:01:05

no, this episode airs after I'm

1:01:07

back. So, you know, this

1:01:10

is the after -port. How was it?

1:01:12

How was it? Oh, was fantastic. Nice.

1:01:15

I made sure I get home

1:01:18

in time for the UFC television

1:01:20

show, though. UFC Fight Night. How

1:01:23

was that? Who won? What's

1:01:26

that? Who won? Oh,

1:01:28

yeah, all the people I bet

1:01:30

on. Nice. Score. Score.

1:01:35

Scorleosis. All right.

1:01:37

Scorleosis? Mm -hmm. What

1:01:39

about scorleosis? Ever heard of that?

1:01:42

Uh -uh. What's that? That's when your

1:01:44

back turns into climbs up a

1:01:46

tree. Oh, I thought it was because it

1:01:48

drives you nuts. Like

1:01:51

squirrel. I don't get it. That's a very funny

1:01:53

joke. I do not get it. Fantastic.

1:01:57

That's what everybody used to say. Any joke

1:01:59

anybody would tell you to go. That's a very

1:02:01

funny joke. I do not get it. Over

1:02:05

my head. Peace,

1:02:09

love. And

1:02:11

Feeny is five foot six. La

1:02:13

la, la, la, la, la, la.

1:02:15

Feeny is five foot six. I'm

1:02:17

going to see for slander. The

1:02:21

slander that killed Robert Ford

1:02:23

by the commander Bobby Jesse

1:02:25

James. It's very sad,

1:02:27

very sad. Oh, I know what it

1:02:29

was. It's the commander, the

1:02:31

Jesse, Jesse

1:02:34

Jane. Jesse

1:02:36

Pinkman. Jesse Jane. And she

1:02:38

had porn star. She

1:02:40

was, I believe. So

1:02:45

porn star, Jesse did. So you're going

1:02:47

to see the Robert Ford a man

1:02:49

shot by the coward porn star, Jesse

1:02:51

Jane. And in a man

1:02:54

you you recommending? Yeah. I'm sure they made

1:02:56

a remake, something similar. What's

1:02:58

that? I'm sure they made a remake,

1:03:00

something similar to that. similar title. I'm so

1:03:02

tired. I'd have some more, more satisfying

1:03:04

for a title. The

1:03:08

Let's see. Is my brain going

1:03:10

work or no. No, it says

1:03:12

it's comped out. Powering down. Powering

1:03:14

down. Wee, wee,

1:03:19

wee, wee,

1:03:21

wee, wee,

1:03:23

wee, wee,

1:03:25

wee. Quote

1:03:27

raven. never

1:03:29

again. Not. Oh,

1:03:32

that's not it. Nevermore. There go. The

1:03:34

end. go

1:03:37

to bed. Fall asleep to

1:03:39

some beef. Thumbnail. Who'd

1:03:42

you ever beat? beat? beat?

1:03:44

beat? beat? Who'd

1:03:49

beat?