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Take 5? Take 4.20. May

0:02

I have your attention

0:04

please? May I

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have your attention

0:09

please? Will the

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real weird sisters

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please stand up?

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We're gonna have

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a problem here.

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And welcome to the Real Weird Sisters.

0:42

I'm Alice. And I'm Martha. And today

0:44

we're here to talk about minutes 95

0:46

to 100 of Harry Potter and the

0:48

Goblet of Fire. So depending on your

0:50

microwave settings, we might be at the

0:52

end of the microwave minutes, Martha. What do

0:54

you mean depending on your microwave

0:56

settings? I mean, maybe some microwaves

0:59

have. a fancy three number system. I

1:01

don't think so. Let us know

1:03

listeners if anybody does, but I

1:05

don't think so. I think that it's

1:08

pretty standard to have two sick figs

1:10

for minutes and seconds. What about

1:12

the slider? Our guest, yes Tim.

1:14

I know you couldn't resist not

1:16

talking for that long, but welcome

1:18

to the show Tim. They'll know

1:20

I'm gonna be here. They'll know I'm

1:23

gonna be here. Just let me come

1:25

in and talk about the slide. Tim,

1:27

oh go ahead. Oh my God. The slider

1:29

microwave from the discord is what

1:31

I'm just trying to reference here.

1:33

Maybe that goes past the microwave

1:36

minute standards. We don't know. That

1:38

is a good one. That weird

1:40

slider microwave. I was very disturbed

1:42

by that. Also, I wanted to say

1:44

happy 4.20. Yeah. Let's get those jokes

1:47

out of the way. Tim, I actually,

1:49

so you mentioned that people know

1:51

that you're gonna be on these.

1:53

Well, I had a dream the

1:55

other day, and I know you

1:57

love dream stories. I had a

2:00

dream that you and I have.

2:02

to record a take five without

2:04

Alice. That sounds like, that sounds

2:06

realistic. Sounds like a nightmare. Well,

2:08

it was because it was super

2:10

stressful because it was like you

2:13

were like, first of all, Tim

2:15

was on a time crunch. Alice's

2:17

mic wasn't working. We had to

2:19

get the episode out like within

2:21

24 hours or something. So it

2:23

was basically like it turned into

2:25

we. just you were like just

2:28

do it without me out that's

2:30

what Alice said that we did

2:32

it was kind of a disaster

2:34

so well that all fits it

2:36

all makes sense it would be

2:38

a disaster if I wasn't on

2:41

the show yeah there were other

2:43

layers to the dream but I

2:45

don't need to go into all

2:47

those right now oh jeez hopefully

2:49

I had my shirt on yes

2:51

I believe you're dead Uh, in,

2:53

hey, by the way, for take

2:56

five listeners who don't know, Martha

2:58

and I do have a podcast

3:00

that is just the two of

3:02

us. Only a few episodes out,

3:04

but they are really, really popular.

3:06

Yeah, it's called Penguins with Martha

3:09

and Tim, of course, and we

3:11

only cover movies that have penguins

3:13

in them. Have we done more

3:15

than one episode or just the

3:17

one? Yeah, well it's behind a

3:19

paywall, so you have to pay

3:22

for it to hear the first

3:24

and only episode, I think. I

3:26

don't think we've done another one.

3:28

Yeah. Yeah. There are a lot

3:30

of options. I mean, penguin movies

3:32

abound. There are a lot, but

3:34

for some reason we've only done

3:37

what episode. Well, it's like, it's

3:39

like, we do it once every

3:41

three years, so it's coming up

3:43

for number two. I feel like

3:45

it was like four. Well, I

3:47

guess it was about three years

3:50

ago. Yeah, now that I think

3:52

about it. Yeah. All right. Well,

3:54

we have had quite a bit

3:56

of banter here to start the

3:58

show. But I think we do.

4:00

Moving on. But it's running in

4:02

the same kind of next segment.

4:05

Someone on this podcast has a

4:07

heart out in just an hour

4:09

and 15 minutes. So I'm trying

4:11

to keep us on track here.

4:13

We are here for another Take

4:15

Five. And in order to explain

4:18

what a Take Five is, I

4:20

think we need to bring in

4:22

grace to sing our theme song,

4:24

please. In Take Five, the real

4:26

weird sisters, and shut up Tim,

4:28

discuss. Five minutes of two thousand

4:30

fours, Harry Potter and the prisoner

4:33

of Askevan. From Alfonso's beautiful twisted

4:35

mind, his magnumopus to humankind. Then

4:37

there's an ad breaking after you'll

4:39

find. Segments like for a question.

4:41

High five, give me five, shut

4:43

up Tim. Classic Gallus Mart, the

4:46

moment M.V. Take five. Take five

4:48

Okay, thank you grace All right,

4:50

we kind of touched on the

4:52

microwave amazing grace Amazing grace. Yes,

4:54

how sweet that sound Yeah, we

4:56

definitely did microwave minute already. Thanks.

4:59

I believe for that. I do

5:01

have one thing note that I

5:03

need to share I I actually

5:05

Sounds urgent. Brought up the microwave

5:07

minute to one of my co-workers

5:09

today. And I said, any microwave

5:11

topics that you are interested in

5:14

me talking about on the show.

5:16

And she was like, so she's

5:18

thinking about moving soon. She's going

5:20

to maybe buy her mom's house.

5:22

So she knows. She's moving jobs

5:24

because her co-worker won't stop talking

5:27

about microwaves to her. No. So

5:29

she's thinking about moving and it's

5:31

her mom's house. So she. is

5:33

familiar with the kitchen set up

5:35

there. And the way she described

5:37

this to me, she said one

5:39

kind of deterrent from moving there

5:42

is the microwave because it's not

5:44

a regular microwave with a door.

5:46

It is a microwave with a

5:48

drawer. What? The drawer electronically goes

5:50

like you. push a button and

5:52

then it like, and then you

5:55

put whatever on it, then you

5:57

have to push the button. And

5:59

then you have gone too far.

6:01

Yep. So have you guys ever

6:03

heard of this? Because this was

6:05

mind blowing to me. That's a

6:07

microwave. That's not like a convection

6:10

oven. No, it's the microwave. I,

6:12

you just unlocked this in my

6:14

brain. My brother has this type

6:16

of microwave. I've never thought of

6:18

it until right now because I've

6:20

only seen it. twice and every

6:23

time I'm like what the heck

6:25

is this? And she said it's

6:27

really annoying because you have to

6:29

wait like you can't just push

6:31

it in you have to like

6:33

yeah it sounds like you're trunk

6:36

Alice yeah exactly like my junk

6:38

in your trunk Alice's car trunk

6:40

you have to press a button

6:42

and wait for it to close

6:44

you can't just manually close it

6:46

and it's so slowly slow and

6:48

boring and yeah if you try

6:51

to yeah So that, try to

6:53

make it faster, it only hinders

6:55

the progress. Right. Very, like, technology

6:57

has gone too far. Exactly. I,

6:59

I would be curious to know

7:01

who out there. Could she not

7:04

remove it? No, it doesn't, I

7:06

mean, it's built in. It's already

7:08

there. So, I mean, she doesn't

7:10

have to use it. She could

7:12

just get her own microwave, right?

7:14

Well, right, but like, you've got

7:16

a microwave there. Why do you

7:19

want a microwave taking up space

7:21

on your counter? So

7:23

that you have a real microwave Yeah,

7:25

I mean fair, but anyway, I want

7:27

to I was curious about if you

7:30

guys had I mean apparently Tim has

7:32

been Sitting on this information all this

7:34

time Wait, wait, wait, this is the

7:36

main deterrent like she's like I don't

7:39

know if we're gonna move there because

7:41

it's like saying like that is a

7:43

downside to this house Okay.

7:46

Also, there's no toilet

7:48

in the whole house,

7:50

there's no bathroom, but

7:52

the main thing I'm

7:54

not moving there is

7:56

this weird microwave. It's

7:58

also haunted. There

8:01

was been 12 murders in this

8:03

home, but the microwave is the

8:05

number one reason I don't want

8:07

to move in there I mean,

8:09

you know, she's considering all her options

8:11

So when you go through all those

8:14

different pieces and you add up the

8:16

fact that it has this weird microwave

8:19

that It all all the all the

8:21

pieces like that it's haunted and that

8:23

also she said it's like at waste

8:26

level Okay, this is all

8:28

really weird, and I think she needs

8:30

to buy the house, get it removed,

8:32

and get a real microwave. I want

8:34

to let you know, my brother's is

8:37

also at waste level. What is

8:39

happening? That's weird. Your drawers are

8:41

kind of at waste level, right?

8:43

Like, that's where you're not going

8:45

to have like it in the

8:48

upper area, I guess, because the

8:50

cupboards... Well, so when it pulls out,

8:52

is it just like a platform

8:54

that pulls out, or is

8:56

there like... a box around

8:58

it. Yeah, so he's

9:00

like kind of open

9:03

like the whole It's like

9:05

it looks like the cabinet and then

9:07

like the cabinet lowers so that you

9:09

could put something into the microwave instead

9:12

of opening from the right or the

9:14

left like a typical microwave it opens

9:16

from the top and like it's like

9:19

the opposite of your trunk Alice I'm

9:21

assuming yeah where it like lowers down

9:23

then you put the food in and

9:26

then it lowers it comes back up

9:28

like a reverse garage door That

9:30

sounds really strange. It sounds like

9:32

something that would happen in like

9:35

Wally or something like one of

9:37

those like Smart House for sure

9:39

He's house like all those different

9:41

things Yeah, well Peeweez would have

9:43

like a bicycle and be 12

9:46

things and it would like

9:48

spit out peanut butter or

9:50

something. Yeah, exactly spaghetti noodles.

9:52

Yeah, okay. Well, very very

9:54

interesting microwave minute. I'd like to

9:56

get some of our listeners thoughts

9:58

on the microwave So please

10:00

chime in in the discord

10:03

if you're a patron or

10:05

a Facebook group. We'd love

10:07

to hear your thoughts on

10:09

these drawer microwaves. Yeah, and

10:11

thank you Emily for the

10:13

microwave minute bumper. That's right.

10:15

Microwave minutes. Beep. Okay,

10:18

so we need another bumper for

10:20

the the banter bit because we

10:23

did our banter bit before the

10:25

theme song earlier. Yeah, I get

10:27

to hear about more dreams every

10:30

week. Well, Alice called a. moratorium

10:32

on the banter bit after only

10:34

two minutes. So. Well, the microwave

10:37

minute lasted about six. So I

10:39

think it's time to move on

10:42

to actually talking about Harry Potter.

10:44

So the next thing that we

10:46

usually do here is our brief

10:49

summary. So Martha. Could you briefly

10:51

summarize what happens in this five

10:53

minutes for us? Well, sure. The

10:56

answer is no, she won't be.

10:58

Okay, well, not a people are

11:00

interrupting me. I actually think I

11:03

can do this briefly because not

11:05

that much happens. It was not

11:08

a dialogue. Yeah, very little dialogue.

11:10

So here I go. I'm starting

11:12

now, Tim, you can time me.

11:15

We have the end of the

11:17

second task. So Harry rescues Ron,

11:19

Cedric Gets Cho, Crumfries Hermini. the

11:22

crowd is waiting for Harry to

11:24

come to the surface. The grindelows

11:26

almost take Harry down, but luckily

11:29

he sendios to the surface. We

11:31

get flur, getting reunited with Gabrielle,

11:34

Hermione being kind of rude to

11:36

flur and kissing Harry. Harry gets

11:38

second in the task. Malfois really

11:41

mad and then Crouch shows up

11:43

for a little. wander in the

11:45

woods. A little stroll in the

11:48

night. Yeah, exactly. Okay, that was

11:50

brief, but you did forget one

11:53

really important scene, which was when

11:55

the mermaid flipped. out on Harry.

11:57

Only one! I thought the mermaids

12:00

only spoke Murmish, I didn't realize

12:02

that they spoke English. Yeah, I

12:04

guess if you're underwater, they're speaking

12:07

English and they're speaking English and

12:09

the come seek us where our

12:11

voice is sound song. But what

12:14

I didn't understand was how Harry

12:16

was able to talk. Yeah, yeah,

12:19

she's my friend too. The grindy

12:21

lo, or not the grindy lo,

12:23

the gilly weed probably helps him

12:26

like make that. I guess. Yeah,

12:28

yeah, I like the pitch fork

12:30

going to Harry's throat and it's

12:33

pretty good. Let's all talk about

12:35

how the mermaids and the grindellos

12:38

look like really similar. Yeah, many

12:40

like their faces, well, yeah, and

12:42

their face was almost the exact

12:45

same. Like at first I was

12:47

like, what are the mermaids doing?

12:49

And then why do they have

12:52

so many? appendages. But then yeah,

12:54

I've looked enough to confirm those

12:56

are the grindelos. I couldn't get

12:59

past the grindelos. She couldn't get

13:01

past the grindelos. Yeah, the grindellows

13:04

are really little octopuses, whereas like

13:06

the mermaids like actually have fish

13:08

tails, I guess, but they all

13:11

seem to have like kind of

13:13

dreadlocky hair. Yeah, it was their

13:15

hair that kind of made them

13:18

look like the grindellows as well,

13:20

because like when they're just kind

13:22

of flapping around underwater, you couldn't

13:25

really. you know, you could kind

13:27

of mistake that for that. Right,

13:30

and it was their eyes and

13:32

teeth were all really similar. It

13:34

was a lot happening with those

13:37

mermaids. Lots of needle teeth. Yeah,

13:39

they both really did make me

13:41

think of old Newt Scamander and

13:44

the Fantastic Beast movies, because I

13:46

feel like a lot of the...

13:49

the beasts in those movies sort

13:51

of look just like C.G. The

13:53

same teeth. Yeah, same teeth just

13:56

kind of weird. Dare I say

13:58

they look a bit like avatar?

14:00

No. You don't dare because What

14:03

exactly? What they do? They're not

14:05

human? Well, first of all, they

14:07

don't look anything like anything. The

14:10

faces sort of looked like the

14:12

avatar faces. Oh, you think, by

14:15

the way, they're called Navi, they're

14:17

not the avatar characters, you know

14:19

what I mean? Mm-mm-mm. Alice, watch

14:22

what you're saying. Yeah, this is-

14:24

Yeah, he'll hear about it and

14:26

start listening again. Well, I know,

14:29

that's why I said, dare I

14:31

say, I was a little bit

14:34

afraid to bring up avatar, but-

14:36

I think you don't dare say,

14:38

because they don't look like- Well,

14:41

it was their faces. It's like

14:43

the poster face of the avatar.

14:45

What? The eyes maybe, but that's

14:48

what's- going on. Well, I said

14:50

just a bit like it and

14:52

it's the CGI that's what's doing

14:55

it. It's not. Yeah, it looks

14:57

like it also looks a bit

15:00

like jar jar beings and gallum

15:02

if you think about it as

15:04

well. And my ashes. And Dobby

15:07

and all of them. Yes, I

15:09

agree. Okay, well, what about the

15:11

crum shark? The crum shark. That

15:14

was something that transformation when he

15:16

comes to the surface of the

15:18

water. Honestly, honestly, you know what

15:21

it really reminded me of? The

15:23

animorphs. Well, no, it reminded me

15:26

of the last film when we

15:28

watched Warm Tale turn into the

15:30

rap. True. Very good point. I

15:33

think there was a lot happening

15:35

in this where a lot of

15:37

this got. added or was inspired

15:40

by the fact that the second

15:42

task is really boring. Yeah. And

15:45

they were like, okay, we got

15:47

to add something to make this

15:49

more exciting. So we better add

15:52

a scene where Harry gets nearly

15:54

pulled to his death by the

15:56

window. We got to have several

15:59

moments where we think Kerry died.

16:01

and we got to get almost

16:03

murdered twice by sea creatures. I

16:06

think that the simple solution would

16:08

have been make this scene

16:10

less than five minutes instead

16:12

of 10 minutes. Yeah, well,

16:15

you know, he murdered a

16:17

dragon in the first task.

16:19

They needed to raise the

16:21

stakes for the second one.

16:24

Yeah, true. He had to

16:26

get almost murdered twice by

16:28

sea creatures. boring it is

16:30

for the movie audience to

16:32

watch. The only way to

16:34

improve this is we needed

16:36

to see that giant squid.

16:38

Like why can I have my eyes

16:41

peeled? Why couldn't we have seen

16:43

a toothy maw come at Harry?

16:45

We did see several toothy maws

16:47

to be fair. That's true. That

16:49

it was a lot of toothy

16:51

maws. An egg creature sighting would

16:54

have also sustained us. That would

16:56

have been great. Say that for

16:58

the third task to be honest.

17:00

I don't think the egg creature

17:02

is nautical. They did say at the

17:05

end, the weasley twins... I don't think

17:07

that thing belongs anywhere on earth.

17:09

At the end of the five

17:11

minutes, the weasley twins do shout

17:13

to Harry, we'll see you at

17:15

Hagrid, so maybe they were all

17:17

going to go visit Hagrid or

17:19

Hagrid. Go celebrate with egg creature.

17:22

Yeah. They couldn't come to the task,

17:24

so they wanted to go to him.

17:26

Now... We know the first test ended with

17:28

murder. Harry murdered the dragon. Any chance

17:30

that Harry wants to do a celebratory

17:32

murder of another creature and creature this

17:35

time? But he would never, no, I'm

17:37

gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell

17:39

you right now, Harry would never

17:41

murder an creature. He'd probably go

17:43

to Hagrid's the murder fang before

17:45

he killed an egg creature. Oh

17:48

my gosh. Wow, this is a

17:50

turn. Yeah, well, back to the

17:52

crumb transformation. I did, I did

17:54

really get animorphs from that, but

17:56

also, we had to, of course,

17:58

give a shot of Karkeroffs. beautiful

18:00

smile. We did actually skip one

18:02

part that I wanted to bring

18:04

up because I feel like it's

18:06

the shut up Tim moment, which

18:08

you won't give me because I'm

18:10

bringing it up right now. But

18:12

when we see Diggery get show,

18:14

he gets his uses his wand

18:16

and he taps it like on

18:18

his watch to tell Harry to

18:20

hurry your butt up. I feel

18:22

like I feel like that's me

18:24

telling Alice. We're gonna we need

18:26

to start the podcast soon. Wake

18:29

up. Turn your computer. You telling

18:31

us to keep it brief. Right.

18:33

Yeah, that too, great, that's me.

18:35

I even look for that gift

18:37

to send it to you guys,

18:39

because that's a great gift of

18:41

our path. Actually, I was considering

18:43

another moment from that interaction for

18:45

the Shut Up Tim, it's not

18:47

what I chose, but when Harry,

18:49

Harry does a really awkward, like,

18:51

sup, bro, to Cedric, I feel

18:53

like, I'm just kind of picturing

18:55

that's Tim in any type he

18:57

has to interact with any other

18:59

guy. Yeah, exactly. Sure, sure. I'm

19:01

going to have to row down.

19:03

Oh, I've row down all the

19:05

time. My Martha moment is sort

19:07

of... Oh, I have a feeling

19:10

what it is, can I guess?

19:12

Well, you can guess. Is it

19:14

show waving at the crowd? No,

19:16

no, no, no. Oh, okay. It

19:18

is, it's pretty like, it's not

19:20

necessarily one moment, but it's the

19:22

whole... thing of Harry trying to

19:24

save everyone. Because I felt like

19:26

that was giving the vibes of

19:28

when you feel the need to

19:30

put away shopping carts from all

19:32

over the parking lot. No, no,

19:34

no. The actual Martha moment is

19:36

Hermione doing an impression of floor

19:38

badly. I thought of that too.

19:40

That actually should be me because

19:42

I'm the one who does the

19:44

floor impression. Well, you do do

19:46

it, but your moment is Malfoy

19:48

pulling down Nigel's hat over his

19:51

eyes because you're annoyed at a

19:53

younger sibling. Was that Nigel? I

19:55

was like, not even sure if

19:57

that wasn't. Yeah, it's weird because

19:59

Nigel's like not really in this

20:01

movie, but I guess he is.

20:03

Nigel watching in the clouds with

20:05

Maufoy. Sit with somebody else Nigel.

20:07

Sorry Nigel, that one's on you

20:09

for choosing some bad people to

20:11

sit with. I want to tell

20:13

you to that moment, Malfoy is

20:15

like annoyed that Harry got second

20:17

place so he pulls down Nigel's

20:19

hat, but there's a wide shot

20:21

earlier on where Nigel, I saw

20:23

Nigel and Malfoy in the background

20:25

and Malfoy pulls down his hat

20:27

and covers his hat and covers

20:29

his eyes. prior to the second

20:32

time when we get the close-up.

20:34

So he actually did it to

20:36

Nigel twice. Right when Ron and

20:38

Flora's sister Gabriella, Gabrielle, I knew,

20:40

when I said that I'm like,

20:42

one of them's gonna correct me

20:44

because who cares what her little

20:46

sister name is. And then. That's

20:48

why I paused. I was waiting

20:50

for the correction of the name.

20:52

They cut to a wide shot

20:54

of everybody and the focus is

20:56

kind of like dumbled door looking

20:58

down. Or no, the focus is

21:00

floor reacting to her sister being

21:02

popped up and you can see

21:04

Malfoi Nigel in the background and

21:06

Malfoi pulls the hat down on

21:08

Nigel twice. So he's just been

21:10

standing there pulling Nigel's hat down

21:13

the whole second task and Nigel

21:15

like doesn't even move. He's like

21:17

happy about it. There's a lot

21:19

of weird interaction. between characters in

21:21

the scene if you look what

21:23

you kind of have to look

21:25

there's a ton yeah my favorite

21:27

we're jumping ahead a bit well

21:29

we can go back obviously but

21:31

my favorite weird moment do you

21:33

have any idea to what I'm

21:35

gonna say did you catch what

21:37

I'm gonna talk about well go

21:39

I have two extremely weird moments

21:41

well when double-dors wait the towel

21:43

when okay well that's my classic

21:45

out about dumboldore yet but sorry

21:47

what My classic Alice quickly, we're

21:49

gonna mention the towel is shame

21:51

is saying go get him another

21:54

towel because it's this very classic

21:56

Alice to be like really concerned

21:58

but also not being the one

22:00

to offer the help. She's telling

22:02

somebody else to go do it,

22:04

but also like making it like

22:06

her her responsibility to boss everybody

22:08

around, but also like she's like

22:10

so concerned about Harry. So just

22:12

do it yourself then if you're

22:14

that concerned, shamus. Yeah, I'll take

22:16

it. I get it. But my

22:18

weird character interaction that I wanted

22:20

to mention that will is pretty

22:22

close to the end is when

22:24

double door is announcing the winner

22:26

and stuff. Karkeroff has his hand

22:28

on Neville's shoulder for a good

22:30

like five seconds and I had

22:32

to like stop and like really

22:35

look closely at the screen and

22:37

then We see Karkaroff actually has

22:39

his hand on level shoulder and

22:41

he moves it off like we

22:43

watch his hand come off so

22:45

like at first I was like

22:47

oh maybe that's somebody else's hand

22:49

but no it's definitely Karkaroff's hand

22:51

like why a level of all

22:53

people. That moment's also crazy because

22:55

Karkaroff spits at Dumboldore when Dumboldor

22:57

in 30 second place. Talk about

22:59

a bad sport. And well well

23:01

to be honest 100% Gaving Harry

23:03

Second Place is total BS. Oh,

23:05

and I don't, I don't believe...

23:07

It's not also Dumboldor's decision, like

23:09

they have all the judges. So...

23:11

Well, yeah, but that's totally BS.

23:13

Like, why would Dumboldor be one

23:16

of the judges if Karkaroff isn't?

23:18

Karkaroff is too. Yeah, but he's

23:20

reacting like he doesn't agree with

23:22

it. And by the way, that's

23:24

why I'm like, it doesn't make

23:26

sense. So Harry, Harry's stupid for

23:28

misunderstanding the assignment. Uh, at the

23:30

very least, he should be tied

23:32

for a second with crumb instead

23:34

of giving crumb second, that's stupid.

23:36

Well, to be fair in the

23:38

book, it's so he would be

23:40

spitting on dumbledore as well to

23:42

be. Yeah, he didn't, he didn't

23:44

full, he was supposed to become

23:46

a full shark, he was supposed

23:48

to become a full shark, after

23:50

the time too. Like in the

23:52

book, I mean in the book

23:54

Harry is second place, but it's

23:57

only by like it's 47, 45

23:59

and 40 points. between the three

24:01

of them. And it's because Krum

24:03

is, Krum is late, like coming

24:05

back as well as Harry.

24:07

And then he also didn't like,

24:09

completely do the charm too, like you said.

24:11

Yeah, okay. Well, I think they

24:13

should have been tied instead of.

24:16

Yeah, I do agree. That's that's

24:18

like imagine if in real sports

24:20

like they're like oh, you know,

24:22

you didn't win the Super Bowl,

24:24

but you deserve to win because

24:26

you had moral fiber. I mean,

24:29

it's pretty dumb. I agree. But

24:31

I do want to say though,

24:33

in the wide shot, when you

24:35

see cocker off spit at Dumboldor,

24:37

I have a, I have. News

24:39

to report a character that we

24:42

assumed was deceased is present in

24:44

the scene. I know we saw her.

24:46

No, read a Skeeter, right? Oh, read it.

24:48

Yeah, we thought that Madam Maxine ate

24:51

her. Madam Maxine was dead.

24:53

Well, I thought maybe she

24:55

had also disappeared somehow. I

24:57

think, I think Madam Maxine's not

24:59

in the second test. Yeah, that's

25:02

true. She tried to eat Rita

25:04

Skeeter and die. She tried to

25:06

eat Rita Skeeter and died. She

25:08

burst out of her stomach. Yeah.

25:10

Well, I mean, that's probably

25:12

what would happen if you

25:14

swallowed an air Megai beetle.

25:16

What's weird too is Rita Skita

25:18

is not dressed in, uh, you

25:20

know, her green that she would

25:23

be dressed in, um, she's dressed

25:25

in like blue like, uh, like,

25:27

uh, like, uh, like flur, like,

25:29

she's one of the lovely

25:31

ladies, a bow batten. Yeah,

25:34

bow battens. Okay, but we

25:36

didn't even talk enough about

25:38

how annoying Dumboldor was in

25:41

his announcement. Good, because that

25:43

was my shut up Tim

25:45

is good. Nobody heard me,

25:48

so let me make my

25:50

voice even louder. Exactly. He

25:52

had this really a like,

25:55

really, like, cranky look on

25:57

his face. Yes, he

25:59

didn't. How was my shot? And

26:01

then runs off. Yes. That's a

26:04

good one, Martha. It's probably a

26:06

snip's high five, so he probably

26:08

wants this moment. Yeah, no. The

26:10

moment from double door I like

26:12

is when like Harry comes shooting

26:15

up and lands. Dumbledor runs up

26:17

to him, looks at him for

26:19

a second, and goes, oh, he's

26:21

fine. And he like runs off.

26:23

Hey, there's a lot of kissing

26:26

in this scene. Yeah, there was.

26:28

We had Flur kissing Harry and

26:30

then, and you helped as well.

26:32

That part was pretty funny with

26:35

Ron, I feel like, uh, yeah,

26:37

a bit. Yeah, his delivery, his

26:39

delivery was good on that. Very

26:41

marsh, Martha-ish, possible Martha moment there.

26:43

Oh, yeah, I guess. I think,

26:46

I mean, I was really expecting

26:48

the Martha moment to be the

26:50

show waving at the audience, like,

26:52

coming up, they'd be like, oh,

26:54

that's right, thank you. Sister, I'm

26:57

gonna tell you, I don't even

26:59

worry talking about it. Smile and

27:01

wait, my Martha moment was pretty

27:03

good. My guess, comparing it to

27:05

the shopping carts was good, yeah.

27:08

Yeah, exactly. I feel like. I

27:10

feel like you're the one who

27:12

ran and grabbed the towel. Yeah,

27:14

just a random character. You know,

27:17

though, about how Martha feels the

27:19

need to collect all the loose

27:21

shopping carts in a parking lot.

27:23

Sister, I'm gonna tell you, not

27:25

only do I listen to this

27:28

show, but we've talked about it

27:30

about four times on this show.

27:32

Yeah, we know you don't lie.

27:34

This show, the take five. You're

27:36

so predictable. Don't try to make

27:39

me feel bad about. character studies

27:41

because I by the way I

27:43

forgot to mention Alice this is

27:45

the continuation of the rondversation we

27:47

forgot to say that at the

27:50

top of the show I know

27:52

listeners were really sorry to be

27:54

mourning the end of the rondversation

27:56

last week but yeah we've got

27:59

some rond moments here like like

28:01

we're talking about Ron had a

28:03

shining moment though yeah a bit

28:05

it was it I thought That

28:07

was very funny to learn. That

28:10

was honestly the funniest moment of

28:12

this. And then, mercy. Yeah, mercy.

28:14

Hermione was a low point with

28:16

the, oh, Harry. Personally, I think

28:18

you behaved admirably. I know, I'm

28:21

like, that was so awkward how

28:23

she said that right then. Like,

28:25

it was not natural. And then

28:27

Harry, Hermione, I come in last.

28:29

It's second to last. Yeah, it's

28:32

such a. It's such a Martha

28:34

moment, because her mommy is so

28:36

smug in that moment, which she's

28:38

like... It's me, no. You came

28:41

in third, because Flur couldn't get

28:43

past the greedy loads. I am

28:45

not mean in my humor. I

28:47

try not to be at the...

28:49

You're smug and you do impressions.

28:52

Okay, whatever. Smug impression. This wasn't

28:54

your best Martha moment. I'll just

28:56

say that. Well, I mean, come

28:58

on, they all can't be good.

29:00

You didn't uncover a secret of

29:03

my past with it. Like you're

29:05

trying to do. It wasn't exactly

29:07

like mean of her mindy. It

29:09

was just like, it was rude

29:11

to like mock her accent and

29:14

then it also was just like,

29:16

like she was like overly amused

29:18

with herself. Yeah, okay, whatever. I

29:20

don't take it's fine, but I

29:23

don't think it's that, uh, apt.

29:25

But yeah, the, But Karkeroff's hand

29:27

on Neville's shoulder is very strange.

29:29

That is disturbing. Did you notice

29:31

that house? No, I didn't, of

29:34

course not. Did you? Okay, so

29:36

there's a moment you on the

29:38

show. Oh, I rely on you

29:40

to bring up that stuff. She

29:42

forgot to look at here's a

29:45

weird detail I noticed in the

29:47

background also. So at one point

29:49

we see Dumboldor and Cocker Off

29:51

and they're up on like the

29:53

second floor and I think that's

29:56

right when Diggery pops up and

29:58

then they like run down. Yeah,

30:00

they're like, let's head down. And

30:02

as they're heading down in the

30:05

background, there's a freaking. coffee maker

30:07

in the background. What? I missed

30:09

that. It's a, it's one of

30:11

those metal, like, you know, you

30:13

brew, like, a big bunch of

30:16

coffee in it and then it's

30:18

got a spout. A carafe? Yeah,

30:20

there you go, a cockeraf for

30:22

sure in the background. And I

30:24

was like, is that a coffee

30:27

maker? And then there were mugs

30:29

under it. Like I was like

30:31

this is crazy technology goes hey,

30:33

we're goes hey wire That's right.

30:36

Yeah, they just use simple pour

30:38

over at Hogwarts. Yeah, why don't

30:40

they just say a simple pour

30:42

over? Yeah, where's all the little

30:44

house elves serving tea and stuff?

30:47

They used up their CGI budget

30:49

on the grindulos So there you

30:51

go. There's a coffee maker and

30:53

they serve burritos at Hogwarts. We're

30:55

learning a lot about Hogwarts. Yeah,

30:58

it's very, I missed that. This

31:00

is like the Starbucks Cup. Was

31:02

that? in something in the third

31:04

movie was there a cup that

31:06

we saw or something or that

31:09

was in Game of Thrones well

31:11

no but I don't I know

31:13

oh I'm just thinking to the

31:15

burrito that was the yeah I

31:18

that was a burrito no I

31:20

know I just was trying I

31:22

know we had a joke about

31:24

the set people leaving it behind

31:26

yeah okay then we move on

31:29

to the Fred and George walking

31:31

along with Harry and Ron they

31:33

like you said see what Hagred's

31:35

hut and well on moral fiber

31:37

yeah they say moral fiber like

31:40

10 times and yeah and then

31:42

we get well done boy yeah

31:44

weirdo here what blanket here to

31:46

spoil the fun right well that

31:48

boy I'm surprised that wasn't the

31:51

shut up Tim moment a little

31:53

blanket well I did kind of

31:55

think of crouch maybe being the

31:57

shut up Tim moment because I

32:00

was like, he's sure, like, waxing

32:02

poetic about something that

32:04

nobody cares about. Here's

32:07

our depressing internet moment,

32:09

did it? Wait, what's it called?

32:11

Depressing internet discussion.

32:14

Oh yeah, here we go.

32:16

So on Instagram, right, like

32:18

everyone uses POV incorrectly when

32:20

it's like, POV, me eating

32:22

dinner. Oh, well, R.P. Ticktocker.

32:24

Well, according to you,

32:27

POV can only be used in

32:29

the sense of a movie, so,

32:31

yeah. When he was like, you

32:33

know what POV stands for?

32:35

Yeah, well, she doesn't. She

32:37

proved that she was incorrect.

32:40

What? I did not. POV. Alice

32:42

getting owned on a

32:44

podcast. That's what you're

32:46

seeing right now. POV. Tim

32:49

doesn't know what he's talking

32:51

about. Tim starts talking, it

32:53

has no idea what he's

32:55

going to finish his sentence.

32:57

Good one. So, Allison, you know

33:00

what a POV was? There was

33:02

a POV shot in these five

33:04

minutes. Describe what it was. Oh,

33:07

you know I don't watch these very

33:09

closely. Martha, care to point

33:11

out what the POV shot

33:13

was in these five minutes?

33:15

Was it Moody's eye? It was Moody's

33:17

eye. It was, we saw, through Moody's

33:19

eye, and we got to see like,

33:22

he's like the bionic man. Yeah, we

33:24

forgot, I forgot to quickly mention too

33:26

when, when Double Door announces Harry

33:28

getting second, or no, sorry, not

33:31

when Double Door, when Harry arises,

33:33

ascends out of the, out of

33:35

the water, and Moody like. through,

33:37

like, pounds the table in front

33:40

of him with his fist. Like,

33:42

bizarre. Yeah, we also, we also

33:44

get a reaction shot of Neville,

33:47

who's like, woo, I didn't kill

33:49

Harry Potter. Yeah, there was a lot

33:51

of reaction shots. P-O-V, we have nothing

33:54

else to do, so we have to

33:56

fill the time with all this. Okay,

33:58

so yeah, then we. Crouch like

34:00

starting his little speech with

34:03

Harry going on about how

34:05

tragic Harry's story is that

34:08

was weird. He's like losing

34:10

a family member would always

34:13

change your life. Yeah, you

34:15

don't come back from that.

34:18

Never all again are we?

34:20

Is this Moldemore trying to

34:22

act like, or yeah, I

34:25

guess maybe it's not boldemore

34:27

doing the Empress curse, I

34:30

guess, it's, um, Wormtail. It's

34:32

Barty Crouch Jr. it's Wormtail.

34:35

No, okay, well, whatever, whichever,

34:37

it's Wormtail? Yes. In the,

34:39

what, what, wait, wait, wait,

34:42

I thought it was June,

34:44

Wormtail is doing the imperious

34:47

charm to Barty Crouch Junior,

34:49

through, pretty, I think. I

34:52

think it's junior. I think

34:54

it's junior. I'm pretty sure

34:56

it's. Oh, it's warm tail.

34:59

I looked it up. Hmm.

35:01

It is what? Really? Yes.

35:04

Weird. I never got that.

35:06

Oh, interesting. Okay, well, it's

35:09

warm tail. Well, I learned

35:11

something new every day. Okay,

35:14

well anyway, whoever's doing the

35:17

imperious curse seems like this

35:19

is them attempting... No wonder

35:21

he's able to resist it.

35:23

Attempting to use empathy to

35:26

speak with somebody about human

35:28

concerns and then they come

35:30

to a process like a

35:32

total robot weird... Never hole

35:34

again, are we? Yeah. You

35:37

must be very sad. Exactly.

35:39

Okay, well, I think that

35:41

was pretty much our five

35:43

minutes, so let's take our

35:46

ad break and we'll come

35:48

back to do all our

35:50

segments. All right, so our

35:52

first segment is our high

35:55

five. So Justin, please take

35:57

it away with our theme

35:59

song. The High Five

36:01

Stims place to praise this magnum

36:04

oopus, for pitching down voices and

36:06

using rack focus, the things we

36:08

just talked about, but now in

36:10

a list, mansplaining things that you

36:13

might have missed. Now in a

36:15

list. All right, these are the

36:17

five best moments from these five

36:20

minutes of Harry Potter and the

36:22

Goblet of Fire, according to me.

36:24

Shut up Tim, the officially third

36:26

sister. All right, number five, shout

36:29

out to what Alice very clearly

36:31

knew what it is, mad eyes,

36:33

P-O-V. I did want to, I

36:36

did want to say, kind of

36:38

would suck to, like, we see

36:40

through it, there's like, some like

36:42

text and stuff that he sees.

36:45

But also, like, you got to

36:47

think he's got two eyes, so

36:49

it would be really hard to

36:52

interpret that, I think. But I

36:54

guess it's better than not having

36:56

the other eye. Right. Do we

36:58

ever learn how he lost that

37:01

eye? You know how I got

37:03

this eye? No, we didn't. The

37:05

pencil trick? Is that how we

37:08

lost it? Sure. Yeah, theater combat

37:10

is what sort of implied. Yeah,

37:12

I think we know exactly what.

37:14

He lost an eye on a

37:17

leg. Yeah. Don't really care about

37:19

the leg. A leg POV would

37:21

be cool though. That would certainly

37:23

be creative. It's certainly unique. Number

37:26

four, shout out to Alice's favorite

37:28

novice, the Murfolk from these five

37:30

minutes. I like, I like their

37:33

little, I called it a pitch

37:35

fork earlier, but I know it's

37:37

a trident because it's underwater. Yeah,

37:39

excuse you. I called it a

37:42

pitch fork as well. I mean,

37:44

that's what it looks like, the

37:46

way that they're wielding it. Well,

37:49

the trident has three prongs, a

37:51

pitch fork has four, so there

37:53

you go. You can remember it,

37:55

because all pitch forks always have

37:58

four prongs, yes. So true. Yeah,

38:00

exactly. Try dent. And it makes

38:02

a dent in your head if

38:05

you can hand it over the

38:07

head. Look at it. Pitch. Fork.

38:09

four four. All right there you

38:11

go. Number three shout out to

38:14

Neville reacting to how he didn't

38:16

kill Harry Potter. We like Neville.

38:18

He's great. More. More Neville. Oh

38:21

God. I felt I felt bad

38:23

for Neville in this scene. Let's

38:25

just put it that way having

38:27

to have. I'm not going to

38:30

do it myself, I'm too busy.

38:32

Exactly. Number two, well she's so

38:34

busy waiting for her trunk to

38:37

close, that's her problem is she

38:39

can't do it herself because her

38:41

trunk's taking forever to close. Yeah,

38:43

that's so true. Number two, wet

38:46

our pets, hot. Okay, let's keep

38:48

it PG. And the number one,

38:50

and the number one, the best

38:53

moment of these five minutes, according

38:55

to me. We got Nigel. Hi,

38:57

Nigel. Welcome back. He does exist.

38:59

Come on, did you? He does

39:02

exist. Come on, did Nigel, the

39:04

water's warm. Normally, it's according to

39:06

me, shut up Tim. It was

39:09

just according to me this time.

39:11

Why did you change it? I

39:13

already said that whole phrase once.

39:15

I didn't feel like I needed

39:18

to say it again. Yeah, there

39:20

you know, those are, that's high

39:22

five. Now it's time for the

39:25

worst segment. Oh, come on. Okay,

39:27

this is short. This is a

39:29

short one. Real weirdo. No, the

39:31

Mike Newell that just happened. All

39:34

right, we do have real weirdo

39:36

and Mike Newell that just happened.

39:38

Oh, you just assumed Martha did

39:41

the soon that was talking about

39:43

for. Harry, Harry, Harry's the MB,

39:45

right? What do you say? Yes.

39:47

He was such a very very

39:50

valuable bee. Also why? I love

39:52

how his body flops on the

39:54

deck. That is good. We didn't

39:57

even talk about it. How on

39:59

earth do Rodden floor, or Rodd

40:01

and Gabby actually, Gabrielle, actually make

40:03

it up to the surface of

40:06

the water? That didn't make sense,

40:08

because they were unconscious. They were

40:10

unconscious. He pushes them. Yeah, it's like,

40:12

is he that close to the surface that

40:15

he's able to get them? He's pretty close.

40:17

I think they just have enough momentum

40:19

as he gets dragged down. I don't

40:21

know. It's also weird, because it's not

40:23

a bunch of. I don't understand the

40:26

magic of it either because it's like

40:28

the second that they hit the air

40:30

and then they regain consciousness or

40:32

what? Like it doesn't... That's probably,

40:34

and they stop being dolls, they

40:36

become actual actors again. The puppies

40:38

go away. The other thing about

40:41

Harry is you see the grindie

40:43

lows like bite him and he's

40:45

like covered in them. Oh yeah,

40:47

he has hiccals all over his

40:49

neck. Yeah, they're just all suck.

40:52

Give it, give him hickies. They're

40:54

just all suckingucking on him. needle

40:56

teeth. Yeah, it's really nasty. Okay,

40:58

I think the real

41:01

weirdo is Karkeroff

41:03

because he's there. Yeah,

41:05

you know, I considered

41:08

Karkeroff as well. I

41:10

think that's probably

41:13

the number one, but

41:15

I also thought about

41:17

Krum. Yeah, Sharkhead. Good

41:19

one. You like that

41:21

a lot. Thanks, Tim. Crouch

41:24

was also very weird in

41:26

this moment. Yeah, Parker. Well,

41:28

not boy. Parker. Let's give

41:31

it to Crouch, honestly, though,

41:33

because that dialogue was so...

41:36

That was painful. You know

41:38

what actually is really weird

41:40

is the fact that her...

41:42

Yeah, I think Hermione is a

41:45

good contender because she goes

41:47

from being kidnapped, being stuck

41:49

underwater, instantly coming out of

41:51

it. And her first reaction...

41:53

You must be freezing. I'm like,

41:55

aren't you also freezing? Yeah, her

41:57

first reaction is to pawn floor

41:59

for like... getting attacked by

42:01

monsters that almost killed Harry?

42:03

And the way she kissed Terry on the

42:06

top of his head was really awkward.

42:08

Oh my gosh, she's the weirdest

42:10

one, because she's like, she was

42:12

saved literally like five seconds earlier,

42:14

and she's all like, oh I

42:16

got, hey, the Grindie Loz! And

42:18

then also, why does she even

42:21

know the details of what happened

42:23

with Harry? She's like, I think

42:25

you behaved admirably. I'm like, we

42:28

haven't even announced what they've, what

42:30

he did yet. We didn't see

42:32

crookshags or scabbers, so I don't

42:35

think that much time has passed, right?

42:37

We didn't see the clock. We didn't

42:39

see the clock. But we just see

42:41

the clock in there, a whole

42:44

bunch of times. Alfonso left his

42:46

mark all over this mark. Hermine

42:48

hits the top of the water,

42:50

wakes up, swims, gets out, immediately

42:53

says, what happened to floor? And

42:55

like, yeah, Neville's like, oh, she

42:57

got attacked by the grindie

43:00

lows. And Hermine's reaction

43:02

is, yeah, grindie! What

43:04

a weirdo, she should be the

43:07

weirdo. Well, only because you're pushing

43:09

for it. I think we need

43:11

to give it to Crouch Alice,

43:13

but. Yeah, here's the thing. I

43:16

almost would put the Hermione moment

43:18

as the Mike Newell, that just

43:20

happened. Yeah, yeah. It was very,

43:22

like, very weird dialogue. Poorly thought

43:24

out too, because like you're saying

43:26

it was, like, how would she

43:29

know what happened? How did she

43:31

already come up with an opinion

43:33

on it? Right. I think Hermione's

43:35

kind of a jerk. I think

43:37

she's a bad character. That's why

43:40

I don't want this to be

43:42

the Martha moment. I agree it

43:44

is a strength is it more? Oh

43:46

come on. No I think I

43:48

think the real weirdo should either

43:51

be crouch or karker off and

43:53

then I think that Hermione can

43:55

be the mic new well that

43:57

just happened. It all works

43:59

out. Yeah. Okay, all right,

44:02

so now everybody's

44:04

favorite segment. It's

44:06

that time, Tim.

44:08

Great. Q-O-T-W. Why

44:10

did Harry get

44:12

wet? Well, I'm

44:14

a fifth level lower keeper

44:17

in outer world. And the

44:19

reason that he was wet

44:21

was because the H2O, which

44:23

is water, and the water

44:26

is in a liquid state,

44:28

and that got him wet

44:30

when he jumped in the

44:32

water. Eight people like this,

44:34

and someone else responded. Actually,

44:37

water was in a morphist

44:39

state. a

44:42

new segment and it's called

44:44

Tim does the QQO together.

44:47

Yeah, I do too. That

44:49

was very funny Tim. That

44:51

was good. It was your

44:53

funniest moments ever. Okay, this

44:55

is a short question and

44:57

a short answer. Oh God.

44:59

Which of course means I'll

45:01

drag it out as long

45:03

as I can. The question

45:05

is, did Gabrielle Delacourre ever

45:07

show any romantic interest in

45:09

Harry Potter? Quick answer, no.

45:11

Does she have any lines

45:13

in the movie? And again,

45:15

I'm not a fifth level

45:17

floorkeeper. Okay, well, this might

45:19

be. It's a little too

45:21

close to home Alice. Rudy

45:23

is a librarian, that's her

45:25

qualification. Oh, okay. And Rudy

45:27

says, Gabrielle Delacour was far

45:29

too young and goble to

45:31

fire. Far too young. If

45:33

subsequently, she felt a romantic

45:35

interest in Harry, we never

45:38

know about it. Don't waste

45:40

your time with what if.

45:42

Okay, dot, dot, dot. It

45:44

keeps you from seeing what

45:46

really is. Wow Okay, well

45:48

first of all, I guess

45:50

I'll drop now that I

45:52

know that I'm qualified I

45:54

can start posting on Cora,

45:56

ants perfect. Wonderful. And well,

45:58

hey, Alice, don't waste your

46:00

time on what ifs. This

46:02

is pretty rich coming from

46:04

someone who's wasting their time

46:06

writing that answer out. Alice,

46:08

I hate to tell you,

46:10

but just being a library

46:12

is not the only qualification

46:14

you have to be a

46:16

Cora poster. I'm not a

46:18

library. I'm a one-third. Well,

46:20

not only that you're also

46:22

a nerd, but not as

46:24

nerdy as Martha though, so

46:26

I wouldn't put the nerd

46:29

down as number two for

46:31

you. I would just say

46:33

hosted a Harry Potter podcast

46:35

for nine plus years. And

46:37

you know how long we've

46:39

been doing this. And not

46:41

only that, I have to.

46:43

label them correctly we have

46:45

to say 4.20 or else

46:47

the podcast would not be

46:49

able to stop it. Read

46:51

the books 20 plus times

46:53

was a war where Harry

46:55

Potter's husband to the premiere

46:57

of one of the movies.

46:59

I do have got married

47:01

on Harry Potter's birthday. Thank

47:03

you for acknowledging my resume,

47:05

Tim. I appreciate it. Okay.

47:07

You are more a quora

47:09

person than most of the

47:11

core people Martha Briggs. I'm

47:13

just going to say I'm

47:15

going to follow the advice

47:17

to not waste my time

47:20

on quora or with what-ifs.

47:22

And so, yeah, we never

47:24

do what-ifs on this show.

47:26

No, never. Well, I just

47:28

wanted to quickly, I know,

47:30

because I was a short

47:32

question with a short answer,

47:34

so I need a little

47:36

bit more to fill up

47:38

this segment. The related questions,

47:40

I think, were all written

47:42

by AI or very stupid

47:44

people, because there's some really

47:46

weird ones in here, like

47:48

the related list here. First

47:50

of all, we have, did

47:52

Harry Potter ever have a

47:54

son with Flordelicor? the curse

47:56

child? That was the curse

47:58

child. Does Florida liqueur ever

48:00

marry Harry? Did Harry Potter

48:02

ever marry Cho Chang or

48:04

Florida liqueur? Why did Harry

48:06

Potter have such an aversion

48:08

to Florida liqueur? It's not

48:11

something that's where that existed.

48:13

And then Tim, I hope

48:15

you're listening for this one

48:17

because this is the best

48:19

one. Did Baltimore ever show

48:21

any romantic interest in Harry

48:23

Potter? Oh I thought it

48:25

was going to be in

48:27

Flur. Oh no, in Harry.

48:29

And Harry. Yeah. We'll read

48:31

that one eventually because there's

48:33

a pretty good answer from

48:35

Deb. Let's just put it

48:37

this way. Let's not waste

48:39

our time on those what

48:41

ifs. Yeah, exactly. from what

48:43

is sorry well if if

48:45

Voldemort did show romantic interest

48:47

in Harry Potter would that

48:49

should be self-love because like

48:51

he's seeing the hore crux

48:53

in Harry probably that's yeah

48:55

you know what Tim don't

48:57

waste your time on what

48:59

ifs yeah exactly it distracts

49:02

us from what is exactly

49:04

well we do know that

49:06

with the cursed child we

49:08

do know that Voldemort has

49:10

those feelings just not towards

49:12

Harry Oh yeah, yes he

49:14

does. Trust me brother. Okay,

49:16

all right, let's... Was it

49:18

Bella tricks? Who was it?

49:20

I don't remember. That's stupid.

49:22

That's really stupid. The QQ-O-T-W

49:24

is now closed for the

49:26

week. So let's move on

49:28

to our final segment and

49:30

that is the movie of

49:32

trivia. I know you've all

49:34

been waiting. I wish the

49:36

author got caught by this,

49:38

the Green Delos at this

49:40

point. I wish she wouldn't

49:42

get past the grid lows.

49:44

Yeah. All right. This is,

49:46

give me five, aka. Give

49:48

me five. Yeah. Movie a

49:50

trivia. I always forget what

49:52

this one's called. It's both.

49:55

But give me five. We

49:57

got it. We got it.

49:59

Now. Don't get too far

50:01

into this, because we need

50:03

to do Gibson's theme song

50:05

first. Oh, love Gibson. All

50:07

right. Now in the list.

50:09

Of course, these five questions,

50:11

these are five movie attribute

50:13

questions curated by either myself,

50:15

the Third Sister, or the

50:17

real weird patrons from the

50:20

Discord, or at least the

50:22

patrons who email me or

50:24

send me something, which I

50:26

did get three of the five

50:28

questions today from. patron Brittany Brittany

50:31

thank you for sending these in a

50:33

long time ago because I was going

50:35

to say you asked really late today

50:37

so I'm surprised well we kind of

50:39

canceled twice right so I think

50:41

a condom from from one of

50:43

the last times. So I did

50:45

ask late, which I was trying

50:47

to just cue Justin, who is

50:49

usually, no Justin this week.

50:52

Just trying to cue Q.O.T.W.

50:54

Justin. Yeah. Kora, Justin. His

50:56

qualifications are, I wrote three

50:59

quarters of the movie of

51:01

trivia questions. And I keep

51:03

a, I keep a, a spreadsheet

51:05

on all the facts of

51:08

a podcast devoted to five

51:10

minutes. All right, these are

51:13

five questions about

51:15

movies that deal directly

51:17

with these five minutes

51:19

and do not vary

51:21

at all. Number one, in

51:24

this 1989 Disney classic,

51:26

our protagonist sells her

51:28

voice. to a squid

51:30

in exchange for legs.

51:33

A squid? Is that what Ursula

51:35

is? Oh, Ursula. I think that's...

51:37

Just here, I gotta tell you,

51:39

you might be wrong if you

51:42

think... So is this not the

51:44

little mermaid? No, it is

51:46

the little mermaid. He's trying

51:48

to... He thought Ursula was

51:50

like an octopus. Or maybe

51:52

she is a squid woman.

51:54

I mean, she has a...

51:56

Count, count those tentacles.

51:59

I think she The Crindillo. The

52:01

Little Mermaid. Oh, is that

52:03

your final answer? Our dad

52:05

would call it the littlest

52:07

mermaid or the little mermaid?

52:09

No, we're saying the little

52:11

mermaid, pig in the city.

52:13

Is that what your final

52:15

answer is? Little mermaid, dreams

52:17

come true. I'm going to

52:19

tell you right now. Dreams

52:21

come true. I'm going to

52:23

tell you right now, exact

52:25

answers will be important to

52:27

these five minutes. So please

52:29

stop making jokes and tell

52:31

me what you want. Okay,

52:33

and that is correct. One

52:35

for one, sisters. Brittany wrote

52:37

that question. The first three

52:39

questions will be from Brittany.

52:41

I'm liking these questions so

52:43

far. Yes, me too. Yeah.

52:45

So once you don't like

52:47

it, I'm going to tell

52:49

you to leave Brittany alone,

52:51

but here we go. Number

52:53

two. In this 2000 direct-to-

52:55

DVD animated musical, a 12-year-old

52:57

embraces the sea life of

52:59

her parents' past. She returns

53:01

to her mother's childhood home

53:03

in search for her roots.

53:05

Can you do it one

53:07

more time? Sorry. That was

53:09

a lot of details. Yeah.

53:11

Oh, I forgot. I'm supposed

53:13

to read them twice so

53:15

you could start. Start protecting

53:17

in this 2000 direct to

53:19

DVD animated musical a 12

53:21

year old embraces the sea

53:23

life of her parents past

53:25

she returns to her mother's

53:27

childhood home and search for

53:29

her roots. Whole title, please.

53:31

A 2000 direct to DVD

53:33

musical animated musical about the

53:35

12 year old who embraces

53:37

the sea life of her

53:39

parents past. Okay. Is it

53:41

like maybe a Barbie movie?

53:43

It could be like Barbie,

53:45

the little mermaid, the little

53:47

mermaid Barbie edition. I think

53:49

it would be called Barbie,

53:51

the little mermaid. No, is

53:53

that your final answer? Yes.

53:55

That's your final answer, Barbie,

53:57

the little mermaid. Yeah

54:00

but if we're really close then

54:02

we yeah yeah sure sure sure

54:05

if you're really close which you

54:07

are not okay oh sisters I'm

54:09

sorry this one is the little

54:12

mermaid to Colin return to the

54:14

sea I thought it was gonna

54:17

be the little mermaid to dreams

54:19

come true yeah big in the

54:21

city all right all right sisters

54:24

she's 12 in the second one

54:26

how old is she in the

54:29

second one how old is she

54:31

in the Okay, her daughter is

54:33

12 and returns to her, the

54:36

sea life of her, of her

54:38

parents past, her mother's childhood home.

54:40

I never saw it if you

54:43

can't tell. It's about, it's about

54:45

Prince Eric and Ariel's daughter who

54:48

is a human who then becomes

54:50

a mermaid, it's like the opposite

54:52

of the first movie. Yeah, you

54:55

see what she, yeah, okay. Number

54:57

three, again, thank you, Brittany for

54:59

that one, they got one right,

55:02

they got. Will they get the

55:04

third one right? Tim's so happy

55:07

we got one wrong. Whatever. Number

55:09

three. He's like, I'll allow questions

55:11

from Brittany in the future. This

55:14

2008 aquatic prequel movie showcases our

55:16

favorite classic Disney characters as they

55:19

try to convince the king to

55:21

lift his band on playing music

55:23

in the kingdom. Would

55:26

you like me to read

55:28

it again? Yes. I guess

55:30

I think I got it.

55:32

2008 Aquatic Prequel movie showcases

55:34

our favorite classic Disney characters

55:36

as they try to convince

55:38

the king to lift his

55:40

band on playing music in

55:42

the kingdom. The Little Mermaid,

55:44

Back to the Roots. Yeah,

55:46

I don't know. I'm not

55:48

familiar with this at all.

55:50

The little mermaid, what's a

55:52

prequel name that they would

55:54

be likely to have? The

55:57

little mermaid origins. Yeah, kids

55:59

love origins. That's like their

56:01

favorite word. I just, what

56:03

if, what if they're throwing

56:05

us off here and it's

56:07

actually not even the little

56:09

mermaid in some other Disney

56:11

movie? But it's your favorite

56:13

Disney characters too. Right, some

56:15

other Disney movies. Yeah, yeah,

56:17

it's the Aristocats, a new

56:19

beginning. I mean, they are

56:21

my favorite Disney characters, so.

56:23

Okay. Could it be a

56:25

Shrek movie? Yeah, there are

56:27

a aerial is in track

56:29

too, by the way. Yeah,

56:31

she's one of the princesses

56:33

that there. No, she is

56:35

absolutely not. She at one

56:37

point, Fiona and no, Fiona

56:39

and Shrek are recreating from

56:41

here to eternity scene where

56:43

they're making it on the

56:45

beach and the waves come

56:47

in. Oh, and the waves

56:49

come out. It is red-haired

56:51

mermaids. Red-haired mermaids. There's more

56:53

than one red-haired mermaid in

56:55

the world. Yeah, too. I

56:57

thought you were going to

56:59

say that Ariel was one

57:01

of the princesses that... No,

57:03

you're wrong. I'm sorry, you're

57:05

wrong. That is aerial. Because

57:07

there are red-headed mermaids that

57:09

it's... Right. That is... I

57:11

feel like that's pretty prejudiced

57:13

of you, but... Well, she's

57:15

not in the prequel because...

57:17

You know, a lot of

57:19

assumptions over here. She's not

57:21

in the prequel because Shrek

57:23

throws her into the ocean

57:25

and she gets eaten by

57:27

sharks. Well, there is so

57:29

prequel to Shrek. Okay, oh...

57:31

There should be a prequel

57:33

to Shrek. Actually there is.

57:35

Puss and Boots is a

57:37

prequel to Shrek. It's a

57:39

prequel to the Shrek universe.

57:41

It's a companion film. Yeah,

57:43

exactly. Tell him. Okay, so.

57:45

Movie experts. Do you think

57:47

it's a Little Mermaid prequel?

57:49

Or is it? I can't

57:51

think of whether it's another

57:53

movie. It probably is, but

57:55

I don't know what that

57:57

is. The Little Mermaid Origins.

57:59

I think we should do

58:01

that. Okay. Really? Okay, is

58:04

that your final answer?

58:06

Yeah. Why not? Oh sisters,

58:08

you're on the right

58:10

track, but the, I'll

58:12

give you, you want

58:15

to guess two more

58:17

potential subtitles? Okay. Two, it

58:19

goes, The Little Mermaid

58:21

Colin. A new beginning.

58:23

Is that your guess?

58:25

Because you said it. Tim

58:28

said a new beginning earlier.

58:30

Okay. So let's go with

58:32

that. Yeah. Sorry. That's not

58:34

correct. Okay. How about. But

58:37

I will tell you what are

58:39

the words is correct. New

58:41

or beginning? The beginning. How

58:44

much how many words are

58:46

there? There are. It is. Let's

58:48

see. Sorry. Four word. Oh

58:50

well. Five words the little

58:53

mermaid colon and then two

58:55

more words The beginning

58:57

is that okay. This is

58:59

your last guess. Yeah. That's

59:02

fine. Oh sisters that is

59:04

incorrect. I'm sorry to tell

59:06

you are one for three

59:09

this is of course the

59:11

little mermaid Ariel's beginning

59:13

dull title. Yeah it

59:15

is. Because that's the

59:18

best they could do? It's a real

59:20

dull movie too. Not very good. Not

59:22

a very good one. Yeah, but Brittany,

59:24

great job. I loved it. They got,

59:27

uh, I did cut one of her.

59:29

You know when you, when Brittany

59:31

sent in three questions about

59:33

the little mermaid like that?

59:35

Tim was actually laughing so

59:38

loud to himself. She actually

59:40

said in four and I got

59:42

rid of one that I thought

59:44

was too easy. So, um, the

59:46

Barbie movie Little Mermaid. Yeah, Barbie,

59:48

the little mermaid I took out

59:50

because I knew you'd know that

59:52

one. No. It was like this

59:55

2023 movie features Halle Berry under

59:57

the sea. Oh. Oh, okay. That

59:59

little bit. Harry, Haley, Barry, sorry.

1:00:01

Haley, Bailey. It's Halley, Bailey,

1:00:03

yeah. Halley, Bailey. It's a

1:00:05

confusing name, so. It's too

1:00:07

much like. It's confusing when

1:00:10

there's Halley, Barry, too. Yeah,

1:00:12

that's the problem. It's not

1:00:14

a confusing name. It's confusing

1:00:16

because of Halley, Barry. Yeah,

1:00:18

all right number four. So

1:00:20

you're one for three These

1:00:22

five moments feature crumb with

1:00:24

a shark head and in

1:00:26

this 2024 sequel features Dwayne

1:00:28

Johnson's character with a shark

1:00:30

head No idea. I don't

1:00:32

know anything he's been in

1:00:34

recently. The only movie I

1:00:36

know him from is The

1:00:39

Tooth Ferry Exactly. That's a

1:00:41

good one. Was he in,

1:00:43

uh, was he in Tropic

1:00:45

Thunder? No. No. Okay. Just

1:00:47

getting smart. He wasn't get

1:00:49

smart as Duane Johnson. Yeah.

1:00:51

Is that his character's name?

1:00:53

No. He's billed as Duane

1:00:55

Johnson on Get Smart. Okay.

1:00:57

So I have no. The

1:00:59

Meg, too. Okay. Subtidal, please.

1:01:01

Dreams Dreams come true. No,

1:01:03

there's no subtitle for the

1:01:05

Meg too. It's just the

1:01:08

Meg too. Is that your

1:01:10

final answer? Yeah. Okay, well,

1:01:12

it didn't come out last

1:01:14

year, so sorry. That was

1:01:16

the 2023. Okay, well, it

1:01:18

wasn't one year off. It

1:01:20

wasn't that bad of a

1:01:22

guess. That's a pretty good

1:01:24

guess. Thank you. Yeah, pretty

1:01:26

good. It has sharks in

1:01:28

it, so that's important. No,

1:01:30

of course, this is Moana

1:01:32

too. Yeah, I thought this

1:01:34

was an easier one that

1:01:37

I wrote. Sharkhead and lava

1:01:39

girl. Sharkhead and lava girl.

1:01:41

Okay. Final question. You're one

1:01:43

for four so far, sisters.

1:01:45

Here you go. Great. One

1:01:47

and a half. We pretty

1:01:49

much got that aerial one.

1:01:51

No you didn't. No no

1:01:53

no no. No you didn't.

1:01:55

This 2004 underwater film features

1:01:57

Jack Black as a shark

1:01:59

who wants to be a

1:02:01

dolphin and noted slapper Will

1:02:03

Smith as a fish who

1:02:05

is in debt to the

1:02:08

mob? Yeah it can pick

1:02:10

what's it called? It's a

1:02:12

very easy name to guess.

1:02:14

If it's what I'm thinking

1:02:16

it is. What do you

1:02:18

think it is? Dreams come

1:02:20

true? Oh, I thought it

1:02:22

was shark tail. Yeah, that's

1:02:24

what I think it is,

1:02:26

shark tail. Is that your

1:02:28

final answer? Yeah, because that

1:02:30

is correct sister. So that

1:02:32

is an easy name to

1:02:34

guess. What do you mean?

1:02:37

That's not an easy I

1:02:39

mean, I would think half

1:02:41

of the movies like Monotu

1:02:43

is an easy name. I

1:02:45

didn't mean it like it's

1:02:47

an easy movie to get.

1:02:49

I'm saying if you are

1:02:51

thinking of a movie about

1:02:53

sharks It's an easy name

1:02:55

to guess that it's called

1:02:57

Shark Tale. Alice because it's

1:02:59

spelled T-A-L-E but sharks tail.

1:03:01

Sharks have a tail. Oh,

1:03:03

I've learned that somewhere before.

1:03:06

Weird. Also, also, also, I'd

1:03:08

like to remind you that

1:03:10

last time we did a

1:03:12

take five, there was a

1:03:14

question about sharks in like

1:03:16

a natural disaster and a

1:03:18

very easy name to come

1:03:20

up with would be Shark

1:03:22

NATO, the combination of shark

1:03:24

and tornado. That also wasn't

1:03:26

an answer so I don't

1:03:28

know. Yes it was shark

1:03:30

video. What are you talking

1:03:32

about? No it wasn't the

1:03:34

show and you you don't

1:03:37

listen to show so. No

1:03:39

I don't so I forget

1:03:41

what we talk about. Yeah

1:03:43

you're very confident that we

1:03:45

did not talk about shark

1:03:47

NATO. I don't remember talking

1:03:49

about shark NATO let's be

1:03:51

honest. That's why you tried

1:03:53

to like school me by

1:03:55

saying Tim did you know

1:03:57

that Martha likes to put

1:03:59

away shopping carts. Oh, yeah,

1:04:01

I know that we've talked

1:04:03

about it 10 freaking times.

1:04:06

You King of Padmeja shouldn't

1:04:08

even be going there. All

1:04:10

right. All right. Well, we

1:04:12

got two out of five.

1:04:14

That's not our worst showing

1:04:16

ever. Oh, definitely not. Yeah.

1:04:18

That's average. That's about average

1:04:20

for you. Okay. Well, any

1:04:22

final thoughts on these five

1:04:24

minutes before we get to

1:04:26

our. Here's my final thought.

1:04:28

How many more take-fives for

1:04:30

this movie are there? Like

1:04:32

a hundred, I think? Oh

1:04:35

my God. This movie sucks.

1:04:37

Like, it's amazing how, like,

1:04:39

this makes me like the

1:04:41

movie so much less. Like,

1:04:43

I'm starting to agree with

1:04:45

all of your takes that

1:04:47

the movies are bad. And

1:04:49

the actors are bad. And

1:04:51

I hate, uh... I only

1:04:53

like Egg Creature at this

1:04:55

point. And it's only because

1:04:57

he's only in one five

1:04:59

minutes ever. Like we never

1:05:01

see Egg Creature. Oh my

1:05:04

gosh. Speaking of reviews, I'm

1:05:06

sorry, I have to quickly

1:05:08

come back to this review

1:05:10

or this comment we got

1:05:12

on Spotify that I didn't

1:05:14

see until now. Rocko said

1:05:16

I have a newer drawer

1:05:18

microwave 2017 and it doesn't

1:05:20

have a plate pros of

1:05:22

it being a drawer style

1:05:24

microwave is that you could

1:05:26

stir the cream of wheat

1:05:28

without taking the plate out

1:05:30

of the microwave. Con of

1:05:32

it being a drawer is

1:05:35

that toddlers can reach the

1:05:37

handle. So I guess it's

1:05:39

also waist level. All drawer

1:05:41

microwaves are like that. Yeah.

1:05:43

Okay. So. This is like

1:05:45

very botter minehoff effect here

1:05:47

in action because we're yeah,

1:05:49

I didn't even see that.

1:05:51

Barbeheimer. Barbeheimer effect. Butter minehoff.

1:05:53

That's where you see two

1:05:55

movies at the same time

1:05:57

and they're like different movies.

1:05:59

Yeah, totally. Yeah, it's like a

1:06:02

twist on the Mandela effect. And

1:06:04

can we play a new game?

1:06:06

I have a new game I just

1:06:08

invented. It's called, what's the last

1:06:10

movie Alice watched? Yeah, we should

1:06:12

do that. What's the last movie

1:06:15

you watched? Alice watched a movie

1:06:17

this weekend, yeah. What the heck?

1:06:19

And you're gonna be excited, Tim.

1:06:22

I watched The Silence of the Lambs.

1:06:24

Whoa, Faba Beans, a nice kiosk.

1:06:26

What did you think? Give us

1:06:28

a review Alice, please of the

1:06:30

best picture award-winning movie

1:06:33

Silence of the Lambs. It was

1:06:35

it was okay. I thought it was gonna

1:06:37

be a lot scarier than it was

1:06:39

so I was kind of freaked

1:06:41

out to watch it, but it

1:06:43

really was not very scary. Yeah, it

1:06:46

was psychological thriller. I wouldn't

1:06:48

say it's a horror movie

1:06:50

or anything, right? Yeah, Alice, duh.

1:06:52

from the 90s? No, I'm not

1:06:54

being condescending. I actually want to

1:06:57

know. That's been the debate at

1:06:59

work recently. And I agree. I

1:07:01

don't think it's a horror movie.

1:07:03

But prior to watching it, I

1:07:05

kind of thought maybe it was

1:07:07

based on what I knew about it.

1:07:09

So tell me going into it. What did

1:07:12

you know about it? She knew that I

1:07:14

always talk about it being transphobic.

1:07:17

Yeah. And I kind of knew the

1:07:19

basic premise of like. the skin suit

1:07:21

stuff. Like I've heard about that,

1:07:24

like I know Hannibal, the character,

1:07:26

like kind of familiar with him.

1:07:28

But I didn't really, like, I

1:07:30

guess I didn't really realize that

1:07:33

there was a second murderer in

1:07:35

it. Like I thought that Hannibal

1:07:37

was the skin suit guy. You didn't

1:07:39

know Buffalo Bill? Yeah, that kind

1:07:41

of makes that tracks because Hannibal

1:07:44

gets all the like credit for

1:07:46

the movie right so Yeah, I didn't

1:07:48

really I'm and then I think I

1:07:50

had kind of read some summaries on

1:07:52

Wikipedia before so like I knew that

1:07:54

it was like The student doing like

1:07:56

interviews from prison cool, but

1:07:58

yeah, I mean it was It was a

1:08:01

decent movie. It had my

1:08:03

interest gripped the whole time.

1:08:05

Her review to me was,

1:08:07

it was kind of boring.

1:08:09

It was more boring than

1:08:11

I expected. So on my

1:08:13

review scale, how many, what

1:08:15

would you give it, one

1:08:17

through five? On your, yeah,

1:08:19

you invented that review scale

1:08:21

on Roger Ebert over here.

1:08:23

Yeah, it was not. I

1:08:25

would agree with some of

1:08:27

the transphobic stuff. It was

1:08:29

a little bit. You agree

1:08:31

with the transphobia? No, I

1:08:33

mean, I agree that's a

1:08:35

fair criticism of the movie.

1:08:37

Oh, 100% yeah. But I

1:08:39

mean, it's also a product

1:08:41

of its time and I

1:08:43

didn't necessarily think like that

1:08:45

that was the main takeaway.

1:08:47

I don't know. There was some good

1:08:49

like. There was some good

1:08:52

moments in it that were pretty

1:08:54

I mean, I like mysteries. So

1:08:56

like I liked that Does it

1:08:58

make you want to a watch

1:09:00

a sequel or a prequel or

1:09:03

B? Does it make you want

1:09:05

to read the book? Like more

1:09:07

likely to read the book because

1:09:09

I like to read mysteries and

1:09:11

I kind of was like I

1:09:14

don't know if I really want

1:09:16

to delve more into Hannibal as

1:09:18

a character because he was weird

1:09:20

Why do you say that? What's

1:09:22

weird about a cannibal? I will

1:09:25

tell you though, if you're going

1:09:27

to watch anything, watch the TV

1:09:29

show. That's probably the best. Oh

1:09:31

no, I was told that that's

1:09:33

way scarier. I don't think so

1:09:35

because it's made for NBC, so

1:09:38

I don't think it's scary. Well,

1:09:40

I thought American Horror Story was

1:09:42

really scary and that was a

1:09:44

primetime show as well. Yeah, but

1:09:46

that's on cable. This was this

1:09:49

was a NBC prime time show.

1:09:51

So it's it's there's scary elements,

1:09:53

but it's more like if you're

1:09:55

scared by law and order, I

1:09:57

think you'd be scared. Uh, by

1:10:00

a little bit scared by CSI

1:10:02

sometimes. Oh, well. then yes you

1:10:04

would be scared by Hannibal which

1:10:06

is a very good very good

1:10:08

three season show and it's only

1:10:11

like it's only like 45 episodes

1:10:13

maybe I might I might watch

1:10:15

it I don't know I wasn't

1:10:17

the acting is amazing because mad

1:10:19

Mikkelsen's plays Hannibal and it's basically

1:10:22

it's basically from dark yeah I

1:10:24

think he was pretty sure he

1:10:26

was he's German Yeah, maybe he's

1:10:28

Mads Mikkelsen. Mads, oh, he's from

1:10:30

dark. Did I say, did I

1:10:33

say Mads? You said Mad. Wasn't

1:10:35

he like, wasn't Mads Mikkelsen going

1:10:37

to be in the, um, he's

1:10:39

not from, he's not from dark,

1:10:41

he's Danish. Mads, yeah, Mads, but

1:10:44

I do know, he is in

1:10:46

fantastic beast. He's the new one.

1:10:48

Yeah, grindle, he's, yeah, grindle, he,

1:10:50

he's, he's Johnny, who's calling for.

1:10:52

He'd be grindle wall, as Tim

1:10:54

was trying to say. Yeah, the

1:10:57

grindle wall. He couldn't get past

1:10:59

the grindle. Okay, well, some of

1:11:01

us have a heart out in

1:11:03

less than 10 minutes, so I

1:11:05

think it's time we wrap this

1:11:08

up and, well, I'm glad you

1:11:10

watched, Martha, what's the last movie

1:11:12

you watched. Dune, too. Oh. Dreams

1:11:14

Come true. Yeah Spiced comes true.

1:11:16

What did and what do you

1:11:19

think of doing too? It was

1:11:21

very long You know what? I

1:11:23

think we have another segment where

1:11:25

every time that a sequel comes

1:11:27

up we need to say Would

1:11:30

the subtitle dreams come true or

1:11:32

the subtitle pig in the city?

1:11:34

More fitting I think Dreams Come

1:11:36

True is more apt for Dune

1:11:38

too, considering there are dream sequences

1:11:41

that are in that movie. And

1:11:43

zero pigs, to be honest. On

1:11:45

the planet Arachist. We have a

1:11:47

kangaroo rat, but that's about it.

1:11:49

Here's my review. The kangaroo rat

1:11:52

was really cute. accurate there. There

1:11:54

was qualified from doing quora. It

1:11:56

was a long movie. And I

1:11:58

did fall asleep, but I did

1:12:00

wake up. So many stars. I've

1:12:03

seen a lot of movies lately.

1:12:05

I gave it four stars. I

1:12:07

saw Wicked and I saw Flow.

1:12:09

The question was most recent. It

1:12:11

wasn't every movie. And Tim wants

1:12:14

us to ask him what movie

1:12:16

he saw recently. I don't. I

1:12:18

don't. Because it's probably like 10

1:12:20

in the last two hours. I

1:12:22

don't know if I can say

1:12:24

it on the air. Because it's

1:12:27

a PG movie. Well, no, this

1:12:29

is a PG podcast. I watch

1:12:31

an R-rated movie. That's kind of

1:12:33

a slur title. So, yeah, we

1:12:35

draw the line there, Tim. Is

1:12:38

it on your letterbox? Yeah, I

1:12:40

mean, last night I watched Inspector

1:12:42

Gadget. Yeah, that's your most recent

1:12:44

watch movie. Yeah, but the one

1:12:46

before that, can I say the

1:12:49

name? Before that. Let me see

1:12:51

what it is. Yeah, you could

1:12:53

say the word queer. What are

1:12:55

you talking about? Okay, I wasn't

1:12:57

sure because it's used as a

1:13:00

slur in the movie. So it's

1:13:02

back when it came out. It

1:13:04

was no, it's from 2024. Oh,

1:13:06

yeah, no, but like, oh, the

1:13:08

movie period piece, movies, a period

1:13:11

piece from the same director has

1:13:13

called me by your name and

1:13:15

challenges. No, it's so it was

1:13:17

three hours or two hours and

1:13:19

15 minutes. Yeah, it feels long

1:13:22

at parts. This is kind of

1:13:24

inspiring me to get a letter

1:13:26

boxed. You, oh my gosh Alice,

1:13:28

it would be amazing because I

1:13:30

feel like most of the people.

1:13:33

you know have a letterbox right?

1:13:35

Are we ready to wrap this

1:13:37

thing up please? Most of your

1:13:39

families. Most of the people that

1:13:41

I know yeah. They all three

1:13:44

family members that have it. Seriously

1:13:46

can we wrap this up? Okay

1:13:48

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like really it's the only thing

1:14:16

that brings me joy these days

1:14:19

just watching movies and and logging

1:14:21

them like a maniac I've watched

1:14:23

eight or nine Hitchcock movies this

1:14:25

year, which has been really rewarding.

1:14:27

And also, I forgot to say

1:14:30

this at the beginning, but I

1:14:32

do want to say this now.

1:14:34

And RAP to the living legend,

1:14:36

or no longer living legend, David

1:14:38

Lynch, who was one of the

1:14:41

main inspirations of my film. education

1:14:43

so I watched a couple of

1:14:45

his films this week too out

1:14:47

of respect. We wouldn't have him

1:14:49

on this podcast so. Did you

1:14:52

know he was born in Montana?

1:14:54

I did, yes. A Montana and

1:14:56

he then moved out of there

1:14:58

when he was a two-year-old. I

1:15:00

started watching a documentary where he

1:15:03

was talking about and I thought

1:15:05

of you both when he said

1:15:07

he was born in Montana. That's

1:15:09

right. Neither of us were born

1:15:11

in Montana so we can't say

1:15:14

we have that in common with

1:15:16

him. Yeah. Okay. I wonder if

1:15:18

David Lynch ever ate Cream of

1:15:20

the West and liked it. Oh,

1:15:22

that would have been, that would

1:15:24

have been what I would have

1:15:27

asked him if I ever had

1:15:29

the chance to ask David Lynch

1:15:31

a question. And that's, that would

1:15:33

have been your one question. Okay,

1:15:35

so have either of you sisters

1:15:38

seen a David Lynch movie? I

1:15:40

don't think so. But I'm going

1:15:42

to be watching one soon, don't

1:15:44

worry, Tim. Do you know he

1:15:46

directed Dune the first? I haven't

1:15:49

seen the first Dune. Yeah, I

1:15:51

did know he directed Dune. You

1:15:53

only watched Dune too. I watched

1:15:55

Dune 20. Pig in the city.

1:15:57

I mean, Dreams come true. Okay.

1:16:00

All right. Well, thank you, Tim.

1:16:02

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