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34:09

to school not too far removed from

34:11

whatever environs They started in so either

34:13

a they're woefully naive or b they

34:15

might be kicking it some places that

34:17

they used to kick it before that

34:19

you stopped kicking it once you got

34:21

some money in your pocket This this this

34:24

this is this is gonna be something That's

34:26

a I mean that's a lesson that

34:28

professional athletes have a difficult time

34:30

really processing and I think that's going to

34:33

be much harder at the college level because

34:35

the younger you are the harder it is

34:37

to learn something and There's no worse way

34:39

to learn something than by having to crash

34:42

the car by having to Run headlong into

34:44

it, right? I'd rather that not happen It

34:46

is also strange to me this I wonder

34:48

how many of them are just going to

34:51

end up completely borked on their

34:53

taxes. Like how many people are

34:55

going to end up in a

34:57

real bad spot with the feds?

34:59

Which again, at the last couple

35:01

of weeks, maybe enforcement's gonna be

35:03

a little lax. That's right. They

35:06

fired everybody at the IRS. Attention

35:08

student athletes with poor bookkeeping skills.

35:10

You might have caught a break for

35:12

a minute. Okay, so get them straight is

35:14

what I'm saying. Because I know, I know

35:16

that's not gonna be the case forever.

35:18

So take that time. Get it straight.

35:20

Got a couple of years probably

35:23

to get everything lined up. Go do

35:25

that. Hey man, some program. This is, all

35:27

right, so this is actually something

35:29

that gets controversial when you start

35:31

talking about college sports and I

35:34

think that people look at it

35:36

the wrong way. But, correct me if I'm

35:38

wrong, but every lawyer, wherever you law firm,

35:40

has got to do like some amount

35:42

of pro bono work. Like that's just

35:44

part of what it is. And so

35:46

there's always a firm who does this

35:48

pro bono work on behalf of the

35:50

local college football program. Yeah. And so

35:52

there will be the guy who represents every

35:55

athlete when they get in trouble. And my

35:57

belief had always been, if you not go

35:59

giddy boys. no money, which by the way,

36:01

not even the revenue sharing is coming, but up

36:03

until now that programs have not actually done. They've

36:05

gone and got some money, but the programs haven't

36:08

given them money. Anyway, I've always felt like the

36:10

least you could do is help them out with

36:12

a lawyer when they get in trouble. Like this

36:14

idea. that these guys don't deserve the best lawyer

36:17

that they could get is decidedly un-American, right? It

36:19

is un-American by definition. If you can help them

36:21

get a lawyer, if you got a friend, you

36:23

should help them get the best lawyer that they

36:25

can get. Okay, cool. They do that. I do

36:28

not think that there is a same code for

36:30

accountants, but there should absolutely be some

36:32

accountant in town who says, look, I'll

36:34

give you guys a discounted rate or

36:36

whatever, but I swear I'll do all

36:38

of your taxes and I will be

36:40

advertised as the tax man. for the

36:42

area or whatever it is because you're

36:44

look you and I both have spent

36:47

time in our lives being freelance writers

36:49

and just the accounting gets what

36:51

gets whirling about the accounting is

36:53

nobody explains any of this stuff

36:56

to you and so if you

36:58

like when I worked at foot

37:00

truckers they took taxes out of

37:02

my check easy. Cool! When I started doing

37:05

this other writing, they did not take

37:07

taxes out of my check, which for

37:09

a period of time, I mistakenly believed

37:11

was because they didn't take taxes out

37:13

of this kind of money. All and

37:15

out of control. Because of course they

37:17

would. And then it's like, what you mean?

37:19

What you mean? What you mean?

37:21

Every dollar I've got is a

37:23

dollar. Right? And then after that

37:25

you realize, oh, I have to

37:27

do this myself, I got you,

37:29

but you can't necessarily afford to

37:31

live on this, take the taxes

37:33

out money. And so, you know,

37:35

you make some accommodations or whatever

37:37

it is. All of that is

37:39

to say, young people don't understand

37:41

the magnitude of taxes. They just

37:43

don't. And, uh, this is going

37:45

to happen to a few people.

37:47

Yeah. The programs should totally be

37:49

looking out for them. But I

37:52

doubt that they will. And if you

37:54

want to know when you're going to

37:56

see stories that emerge from this great

37:58

adjustment, trend up? Pick up,

38:00

put a little reminder on your

38:02

calendar, revenue sharing, starts this summer.

38:04

Okay? Get June, July. That's when

38:06

I believe all of that money

38:08

is going to start to kick

38:10

in. And that's when you might

38:12

get some interesting stories of young

38:14

people learning lessons, the hard way.

38:16

Which, by the way, I just

38:18

want to say, this is paternalistic

38:20

only in its concern, not in

38:22

its prescriptions. What I am saying

38:24

is I am word for you,

38:26

because these are problems I have

38:28

had with far less money. You

38:30

are going to receive far more

38:32

money and your problems per the

38:34

biggie small's corollary will be bigger

38:36

with more money additional problems. Yes,

38:38

this is not concerned trolling. I

38:40

have been saying this from the

38:42

very beginning that these young men

38:44

and women deserve the opportunity to

38:46

make bad decisions with this money.

38:48

But please understand bad decisions bad

38:50

decisions with this money. are on

38:52

the way. I'm trying to imagine

38:54

if I'm any insurance company. I

38:56

wish a 21-year-old would ask me

38:58

to give them a policy on

39:00

a Lamborghini. Are you kidding me?

39:02

Like when Bijon Robinson was at

39:04

Texas and he had to deal

39:06

with the Lamborghini company, I'm like,

39:08

are you people crazy? You're giving

39:10

a Lamborghini to a 21-year-old? Or

39:12

are you high? To put it

39:15

in a slightly different context, I

39:17

want you to imagine the insurance

39:19

implications and potential safety concerns for

39:21

the SEC lineman or the Big

39:23

Ten lineman, a tackle somebody or

39:25

a guard, right, who's definitely got

39:27

some six-figure bonus money coming in

39:29

and they go, I should have

39:31

paid my taxes, but I bought

39:33

a $28,000 side-by-side with neon lights

39:35

on it. Like, that's, somebody is

39:37

going to do that too. And

39:39

they're going to drive it around

39:41

campus. I can't, frankly, I can't

39:43

wait to see that. That's gonna

39:45

be, you know. And they're gonna

39:47

buy some really expensive guns. And

39:49

that's the, the white boys are

39:51

gonna buy the most expensive guns,

39:53

right? Like that's going to. take

39:55

on a whole different life situation,

39:57

right? I didn't know that you

39:59

could buy a sniper rifle, but

40:01

he has one. Yes. He's got

40:03

a 50-cowl in his apartment. Why

40:05

do we have this gorgeous vintage

40:07

Italian Mossburg shotgun, right? Why do

40:09

we have this here? Because NIL,

40:11

buddy? Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no,

40:13

we can do what I want

40:15

with it. Yeah, we get a

40:17

lot of money to the dumbest

40:19

people in the world. What's problem

40:21

is that they're not the dumbest

40:23

people in the world, because the

40:25

dumbest people in the world might

40:27

ask for some advice. They're just

40:29

smart enough to make the dumbest

40:31

decisions when you factor in the

40:33

raw level of dumbness in a

40:35

multiply it by the magnitude of

40:37

the money itself. Yeah, and the

40:39

scrutiny and like, also nothing worse

40:41

than people egging you on. That's

40:43

the way Mossberg's an American. They're

40:45

an American firm. Really? Yes, before

40:47

some some pedant gets after me.

40:49

I love that you don't. I

40:51

love that you saw it coming

40:53

and double-checked it in real time.

40:55

That seems like this is the

40:57

thing with working on the internet

40:59

is you're like there's always somebody

41:01

who doesn't know anything and there's

41:03

always somebody who goes, he said

41:05

Musberg, I wouldn't be complaining that.

41:07

Well, I figured that Winchester and

41:09

Remington had the American rifle market

41:11

on a lot, but the Mossberg

41:13

is that's a shotgun, right. Correct,

41:15

that's it. That's what they specialize

41:17

in. Yeah, got it. Which also

41:19

makes for an excellent rhyme in

41:21

a rap verse, right? Yes, he

41:23

does. Sure. The rest of the

41:25

piece, the rapper, Mossberg, by the

41:27

way. I will also say, there

41:29

is, look, what's, I always feel

41:31

like, I'm not believing you when

41:33

you start talking about your shot

41:35

good and that's an off, that's

41:37

a self, that's a self offense,

41:39

offense, offense, offense. Well, like, if

41:41

I see you with, if I

41:43

see you with another type of

41:45

firearm, I might think, oh, that's,

41:47

that's for show, right? But if

41:49

I see someone with a shotgun,

41:51

I'm like, oh, they want to

41:53

shoot somebody. Personally. Now do they

41:55

want to shoot them? They if

41:57

even if they miss the all

41:59

bar little ID even if I

42:01

miss I can't miss you feel

42:03

me like that's the that's the

42:05

whole point of the shotgun shotgun

42:07

is a that is a killing

42:09

machine well shotgun well not even

42:11

it's a hurting machine yes it

42:13

implies that I'm real mad and

42:15

I know you're y'all are over

42:17

there and I want y'all gone

42:20

so I'm just gonna you know

42:22

like it's very much a I

42:24

know Randy's down there somewhere pass

42:26

just I'm throwing a bunch of

42:28

stuff that way. There's a unique,

42:30

but there's a unique indiscriminate spite

42:32

to a shotgun that I respect.

42:34

I think you may find this

42:36

interesting and I think I may

42:38

know why it is that you

42:40

thought that Mossberg was perhaps an

42:42

international company. Mossberg is spelled M-O-S-S-B-E-R-G,

42:44

but when I Google M-A-U-S-B-E-R-G, because

42:46

I did think that was how

42:48

it was how it was spelled.

42:50

and that is he has the

42:52

all-time classic song get naked. You

42:54

may have heard get naked's West

42:56

Coast joy. Get naked, get naked,

42:58

that's him. And so the MA

43:00

US had me think in Germany.

43:02

Great question, you got to tease

43:04

it. Great question, you got to

43:06

tease it, you got to tease

43:08

it out, to figure out what

43:10

it is. Yeah, get naked. There's

43:12

that what a run of rap,

43:14

like the Three Six Mafia is

43:16

the best at this, where the

43:18

title tells you exactly what the

43:20

song is about. This is this

43:22

is the one thing that Billy

43:24

Joel in 36 Mafia haven't come

43:26

in with each other and it's

43:28

that what you see on the

43:30

label is what the song is

43:32

about. Piano man, it's about a

43:34

guy who plays piano, right? Tell

43:36

her about it is about how

43:38

you should tell her about it.

43:40

Billy Joel has zero metaphor simile,

43:42

those are for the week. He's

43:44

going to tell you exactly what

43:46

the song is about. Although he

43:48

did have the one song, Ode

43:50

the Good Die Young, that I

43:52

hit you with one day when

43:54

I realized that it is the

43:56

same song as Gimme that by

43:58

Webby. Come on, Virginia. Don't. make

44:00

me wait you catholic girls are

44:02

much too late oh okay sure

44:04

it's also like like that that's

44:06

on Billy Joe's got some extremely

44:08

wrong songs when you go you

44:10

sound like an extremely toxic person

44:12

and then you realize he was

44:14

famous in the late 70s and

44:16

early 80s and and dated a

44:18

bunch of super models yo oh

44:20

god I got it let me

44:22

tell you something brother if I

44:24

could sing It'd be a wrap

44:26

or play or play an instrument

44:28

just a little bit and he

44:30

did both like Billy Joel with

44:32

Christie Brinkley is the precursor to

44:34

Lyle Love It with Julia Roberts

44:36

and I don't think we've had

44:38

anyone since then. Well, there was

44:40

that little period of time that

44:42

germane Dupree was with Janet Jackson.

44:44

That was on the same list.

44:46

Had to bring that around so

44:48

everybody understood the references that we

44:50

were making here. But yeah, that,

44:52

Billy Joel and Chrisie Brinkley, I

44:54

feel like it's kind of the

44:56

OG of the art. There's, I

44:58

think Linda Evangelist is in there

45:00

before. Yeah. Like, yeah. This is

45:02

in, go look at a picture.

45:04

Again, we're asking you to look

45:06

up a lot of pictures here,

45:08

okay? But go look up Billy

45:10

Joel. There's a, there's a discrepancy

45:12

there. If you can sing, you

45:14

can write a lot of checks,

45:16

Daddy. Yeah. Yeah, the video messed

45:18

it up, like the idea of

45:20

the video messed it up for

45:22

a lot of these cats, but

45:24

especially before then, when all you

45:27

had to do was be able

45:29

to say, man, you could, I

45:31

still feel like even though even

45:33

in that video era, you might

45:35

not become the most famous person

45:37

in the world, you might not

45:39

get a record deal, but in

45:41

actual application of your life, you

45:43

can greatly improve your chances at

45:45

what to do if you can

45:47

say. Great moments in short king

45:49

history for germane deppere by the

45:51

pre by the way. Like, like,

45:53

like, like, like, like, like, like,

45:55

like, like, like, like, like, like,

45:57

like, like, like, like, like, When

45:59

our short kings wake up in

46:01

the morning and they're like, what

46:03

am I accomplishing today? What are

46:05

my hopes? They can put that

46:07

on the wall, right? As a

46:09

poster. Any blew it? Today's the

46:11

day. Any blew it? Any blew

46:13

it? And he had the e-

46:15

The end was, you know, I

46:17

know what it's like to be

46:19

a child star. By the way,

46:21

Janet Jackson's favorite thing. She married

46:23

some member of, some member of

46:25

like the extremely wealthy, like Middle

46:27

Eastern upper class. Do you remember

46:29

when her, her like, I believe

46:31

their pre-nup, like, specified a specific

46:33

date for her share to kick

46:35

in and she filed for divorce

46:37

the day after. Like, like, like,

46:39

it was like. Like the 28th,

46:41

like the 27th, and on the

46:43

28th, she was like, today's the

46:45

day. Did it? I wasn't sure

46:47

which membership you were going to

46:49

discuss, that particular gentleman, or of

46:51

course, the member of DeBarge that

46:53

made her daddy go, oh, hell

46:55

no! No, no, no, no, no.

46:57

And for those who don't like

46:59

fully get how this goes with

47:01

DeBarge, and as it would relate

47:03

to Joe Jackson, who would certainly

47:05

no trouble when he saw it.

47:07

Okay. in Motown, you know, they

47:09

had the Jackson 5, they wrote

47:11

that out, they deal in it,

47:13

they went to CBS, all of

47:15

that stuff, right? Jermaine, Jermaine Jackson,

47:17

Mary, Barry, God, his daughter, he

47:19

stuck around, the rest of the

47:21

left, yeah, yeah, yeah, all this

47:23

cool or whatever. Okay. He later

47:25

had good reason to think that

47:27

he had found the new Jacksons,

47:29

which were these boys, and the

47:31

Jacks were from Gary, Indiana, Michigan,

47:33

Michigan, called to Barge. And the

47:35

barge, there's a lot of raw

47:37

talent in the barge and Elle

47:39

the barge gives you a lot

47:41

of Michael, young Michael Jackson vibes

47:43

in terms of voice talent, all

47:45

of this stuff, right? One small

47:47

issue. M. Boys was thugging. I

47:49

don't know. Like, I think thugging

47:51

is the is the best broad

47:53

term that I could use in

47:55

this. I could only imagine the

47:57

stress they were causing Barry Gordon,

47:59

the calls that Barry Gordon was

48:01

getting about what it is that

48:03

the boys was doing. And so

48:05

the new Jackson and you know

48:07

Joe Jackson had to be fully.

48:09

of the way of the fact

48:11

that these are the new Jacksons

48:13

and James DeBarge, one of these

48:15

new Jacksons, married his little girl

48:17

and they got that thing annullified,

48:19

forget about divorce, they got that

48:21

thing annullified, nullified, negated, right? Never

48:23

ever happen. He's like, oh no,

48:25

we got to shut this down.

48:27

I love the visual, by the

48:29

way, if you don't know, the

48:31

fact. that the bars were engaged

48:34

in that many shenanigans, that much

48:36

who for all, that much Tom

48:38

Fullery? Yes. And they were with

48:40

Barry Gordy, Barry Gordy. It's like,

48:42

I was in the studio with

48:44

Stevie Wonder, right? When he sang

48:46

my Sherry and more, I watched

48:48

Marvin Gay hatch the beauty of

48:50

his relationship with Tammy Terrell and

48:52

watch the two of them work

48:54

together, right? I have seen greatness.

48:56

And here I am with these

48:58

gelled up. pompadored fools doing illicit

49:00

drugs in the bathroom of my

49:02

studio as they sing the most

49:04

sweet harmonies like like that's the

49:06

funniest part about debarge is that

49:08

debarges like yeah man we're gonna

49:10

go beat someone up and do

49:12

coke in the bathroom hold on

49:14

I gotta sing this song right

49:16

and then they go in and

49:18

sing rhythm of the night they

49:20

sing all this love is waiting

49:22

for you I mean, they, and

49:24

don't forget, they had a sister

49:26

who I believe was a little

49:28

bit, hello, wheels too. This entire

49:30

family, just doing too much. No,

49:32

no, no, they had a lot

49:34

of people. They had a lot

49:36

going on, man. They had a

49:38

lot going on at the midpoint

49:40

between the Jackson Five and the

49:42

Barge. And then there was Chico

49:44

DeBarge, who was like the youngest

49:46

other than the barges, who did

49:48

a stint in jail for some

49:50

charge related to narcotics. And then

49:52

he got out. and put out

49:54

the jailiest record of all time.

49:56

It could not have been jailier.

49:58

There's a song on there called

50:00

Virgin, for example. The first track

50:02

after the intro is him catching

50:04

up with a chick after he

50:06

don't got out of jail. It

50:08

is all jail, full on jail.

50:10

They'd been in, if they'd been

50:12

in the right place and they'd

50:14

met the right distance running, Coach

50:16

Bo, we would have had a

50:18

dynasty. You'd be like, huh, the

50:20

Debarish family. They seem full of

50:22

energy. Yes. How about we turn

50:24

you into like marathoners? That's it.

50:26

They're like, they're setting amazing times.

50:28

First guy to break the two-hour

50:30

marathon. Eldebarche. It's amazing. Another lifetime,

50:32

we could have prevented all of

50:34

this. But alas, but alas, this

50:36

is Spencer Hall, by the way.

50:38

Check him out on Channel 6.

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51:08

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