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How much longer is he going to keep us waiting? Martinez's
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voice comes out squawky
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through the radio. I bang my
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hand against it until the static builds,
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earning me a sour look from the tech assigned
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to our squad. He fidgets with
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some of the dials that are about three decades out
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of style and frowns at me as the
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audio comes back slightly better. Easy,
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Slim. Crazy Hector
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Salvador's voice is as greasy as him,
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even through the heavy static. You know
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you don't rush the Morrisons. I
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really wish someone would. Lieutenant
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Billings grumbles in a voice that tries to sound
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confident for the reporter, but mostly
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comes out whiny. O'Reilly
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and I exchange glances. We've
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been working together long enough for the expression
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to speak for us. This would be a lot smoother
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without the desk pusher. I nod and
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broadcast my cop telepathy back at
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him. Ain't that the truth? We've
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been working on this bust for over a year. There
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had been rumblings about Salvador's crew teaming
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up with the Morrison family for a while now. The
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two joining together would give them enough
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muscle and firepower to go up against
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some of the city's oldest families. Billings
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had been caught on a hot mic not a couple of months
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back, talking about some of the female officers
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under his command. He managed to
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come out of it with his pension and job intact,
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but his reputation is in shambles. It's
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why he's here
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with a reporter. Probably why
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she's a woman too. Most of
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the bigwigs at the top of the chain are content
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with the photo opportunities after a bust. Billings,
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though, is hoping that a few quick photos
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of him with a gun in his hand will help erase
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the memory of his comparing cup sizes of
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female officers. That's
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why the van is more cramped than usual. Me,
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O'Reilly, a couple of uniforms, a
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tech, Lieutenant Billings, and the reporter.
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There's barely enough room for me to shift and
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take a sip of the cheap coffee. Although
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all of us have it pretty sweet compared to Martinez.
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He found out a week after he went undercover
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that his wife was pregnant.
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pregnant. She's due to pop any
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day now, and I know he's looking forward
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to the bust. After the Morrisons roll
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in, it ought to be a quick sweep. Then
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Martinez can go back to wearing his badge
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on the outside. Yeah, Martinez
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says. I know. Just this Indian
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food, I... There's another loud burst
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of static, but this one's different
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from the last. There's an echo
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effect, but the words are still coming
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in loud and clear. The tech's
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skin pales, and his mouth drops.
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That's not supposed to happen. That's
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never something you want to hear right before a bust. What's
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not supposed to happen? The tech
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swallows. It's a feedback transmission
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error. They're very rare, but
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sometimes with the older... What the fuck,
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Slim? Salvador's voice is full
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of rage. Before tearing cloth cuts
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above all other noise, the room goes
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deathly silent. Oh, you
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dirty two-faced rat.
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The rest is a bunch of Spanish that I don't understand,
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but I'm sure it's not too friendly.
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A scuffle sounds before
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something gets knocked over, and then Martinez
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is screaming through the mic. I'm made! Get me
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the fuck out of here! I've been made! His
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running feet and labored breath are soon
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accentuated with gunshots, none
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of which we need the radio to hear. They're
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loud explosions from the abandoned building
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across the empty street. Shit!
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I grab the walkie-talkie and squeeze the button down. Shots
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fired! All units move in! Now!
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Fucking budget cuts! O'Reilly
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growls,
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unholstering his sidearm while I do the
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same. Thankfully, we came
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prepped for the bust, and are already in
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our tactical vests. Billings
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is sweating heavily through his suit and dark jacket,
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but the reporter smiles like a hyena right
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before a meal. If it bleeds,
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it leads, I guess. Park
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your ass in that seat! I snap at her before
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opening the door and stepping outside. O'Reilly
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and the unis close beside me. Billings
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brings up the rear, his grip loose on
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his gun as we cross the street to the dilapid
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a dedicated building project that has doubled
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as Salvador's fortress and place of business
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for a year now. The gunshots
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grow louder as two dark vans pull up. The
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tactical team responded quickly to our call.
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Their body armor and helmets are almost as
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much a comfort as their automatic weapons. Reach
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the door now! We all take up our
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positions. The tactical team swarming
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forward while their heaviest members take
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an end of the battering ram. It
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takes two swings against the rust and ice,
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but the door pops open
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as we rush inside. What
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in the actual fuck? I'm speechless.
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We've seen the interior of the building dozens
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of times through Martinez's hidden camera.
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The building is squat, just two stories
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tall, and made up of two dozen apartments.
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It's abandoned, except for the junkies that
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come to shoot up after turning their lives over to Salvador.
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We've mapped out the interior and planned
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it for months, knowing every in
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and out, memorizing every nook and cranny
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that one of Salvador's roaches might be hiding
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behind. That's not what we
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walked
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into. The room practically
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sparkles it so clean. The marble
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floors are pristine, without a trace
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of dirt. I find myself staring
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at the glass ceiling high above us. You
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could fit my whole apartment in the living room. The
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furniture is a similar white color, going
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with the marble pillars that stretch up to the second
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floor. A kitchen with all modern
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appliances has something boiling nicely on
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the stove that I can see clearly through the
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open floor plan. What the hell? O'Reilly
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says, looking around.
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Crack house, my ass. This
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is something straight out of house hunting. A
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bullet rips through his arm, cutting off
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the rest of his words. Shots fly
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through the air, tearing through the marble, gouging
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out chunks of stone. We fan out,
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looking for the shooters, but there's no sign
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of them. Martinez's voice screams
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through my radio. Where the hell are you?
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I'm surrounded. I take O'Reilly
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and drag him toward one of the couches for cover. I
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pop my head up, but there's no sign of him.
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There's still no sign of the perps. One
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of our heavily armored boys goes down, covering
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his neck as blood gushes out. Billings
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screams and starts shooting blindly, adding
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to the chaos until a bullet gets lucky and
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blows the top of his head off. I
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line down my sights, trying to trace
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the bullets back to a source, but they're
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popping out of nowhere. One of the pillars
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explodes near me, sending hot pebbles
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into my face like buckshot. Swearing,
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I kneel down by O'Reilly and reach for
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my walkie talkie. Squad
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van, I can't get eyes on the suspects.
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What's the infrared show? What? The
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techie sounds as shocked as us.
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What the hell are you talking about? You
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guys are right on top of each other. Fuck!
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With more questions than answers, there's only one viable
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course of action. I bring the walkie
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talkie back to my lips. All units,
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fall back! Fall back! Beneath
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a barrage of bullets, we make our way slowly
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out the way we came. One of the unis
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and I hoist O'Reilly up, taking
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each of his arms as we hurry to the door. Almost
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everyone on the team is wounded, and I know
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a few are as dead as buildings. Eventually,
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we manage to make it outside, and
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when I turn back, I see the same
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run-down tenant building as before. Fuck
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this! I growl, and go to one of the wounded
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officers on the tactical team, snapping
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a few flashbangs off her belt. Instead
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of the door, I peer into one of the windows
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this time. Salvador and his goons
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have Martinez cornered inside. It's
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not the mansion we walked into, but the
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stereotypical shitbox we've grown to know
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and despise over our year-long investigation.
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There's no time to shout a warning for Martinez. I
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pull the pins on the flashbangs and chuck them
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inside,
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then duck and cover. The
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dull thud of the blast makes the broken window
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shake on its frame, and I unholster my
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gun. Go, go, go! The
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few un-wounded officers and I charge through the door
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and, into the same massive room as before.
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Only now, it looks like the shootout
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never happened. Shit! I
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swear.
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and walk back into the cold streets and
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force myself through one of the first floor windows.
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This time, I land on the tattered and
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littered floor of the tenements. Salvador
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and his goons lay groggily on the floor, and
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so does Martinez. I let out
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a breath of relief when I see he's not wounded, before
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returning to the window and shouting more orders. Get
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ambulances and backups! Come through
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the windows, not the doors! What
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a fucking mess.
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I lean against the open door of the van, smoking
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a cigarette. It's a habit that I finally
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managed to kick a couple of years ago. But
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if now's not a good time to pick it back up, I
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don't know when is. The
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ambulances came and went in droves, carting
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off our dead and wounded. It took
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even more squad cars to pile in Salvador's
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boys, swearing and resisting as
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they came to. Plenty of backup arrived,
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including higher-ups, looking for someone to
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blame. With Billings dead, they
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tore into me.
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They gawked stupidly at me when I
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told them to climb through the windows. One
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unit commander ignored me and strutted
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through the busted doorway. He came out
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a moment later, looking confused, before
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hauling himself and his team in through the
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windows. The reporter's been
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sniffing around for an hour now, but
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I've had a couple of uniforms cart her off. Her
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questions are the last thing I need today,
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and I wouldn't give her any answers even if I did
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have any. As far as I'm concerned,
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her story went out the window, the same time
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Billings' brains went through his skull. Christ.
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How am I even going to begin to file a report
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on this? Three officers dead, over
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a dozen wounded, and all because of what?
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A phantom door? Relief
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had flooded through me when Martinez recovered.
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He had run down a flight of stairs, exchanging
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gunfire, and then was cornered before
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I tossed in the flashbangs. Somehow,
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he came through it with nothing more than a headache
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and some sore eyes from the flashbangs. It
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was a goddamn miracle.
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Martinez felt less
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than grateful. As soon as he recovered,
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he clocked me across the face, forcing
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several uniformed officers to pull him back
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as he screamed and cursed at me. I
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can hardly blame him. He had come this
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close to dying when backup was just across
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the street. He left without apologizing,
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but his accusation still rings in my ears.
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Where were you? Where the fuck were you? I
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wish I knew. I stomp out the cigarette
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and reach for another. As an unmarked
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van pulls up, I know I'm
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never going to know.
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The men and women who exited look
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severe and cocky and begin setting
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up equipment aimed at the building. It
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looks light years beyond the stuff we were monitoring
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Salvador with. The woman in charge,
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a kindly older woman with short hair, walks
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over to me. That was commendable
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work and quick thinking, Detective Montgomery. Give
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me a call if you ever get tired of police work. I
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wait for her to walk away before I look at the card.
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Except for a phone number, the details
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are pretty scarce. And I
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frown at it. What the hell
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is the SCP Foundation? SCP-83
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appears to be an uninhabited two-story
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row house and a general state of disrepair
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with an interior of approximately 366 square
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meters. Until
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acquisition by the Foundation, the property
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was the reputed office for local narcotics
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dealers who gained entry to the structure
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through a front window.
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Since the locking mechanisms on both the front
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and back doors were corroded and frozen
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shut.
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Those who entered through the door of SCP-83 allegedly
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found themselves inside a fully furnished and
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well-maintained home with functioning
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electricity and a fully stocked kitchen
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whose appliances and decor appeared
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to be from the early 20th century.
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Personnel who entered through the windows described
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the interior as dark and elapidated,
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corresponding to the view through the windows. Personnel
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in both groups reported that they couldn't see,
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hear, or find any members
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who entered through opposite means.
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Both groups inside
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the property not only described very different
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living conditions, but their descriptions
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didn't even correspond to the same floor plan.
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Their descriptions matched only in the relative
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position of the windows,
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since both groups saw the same street view.
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These observations were repeatedly tested
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and confirmed by staff,
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with the additional finding that the rear door
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of SCP-83 also leads
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to the furnished interior.
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Any non-conventional entry leads
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to the dilapidated interior, and persons
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inside the different interiors are unable
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to detect each other's presence, although
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they both register on standard spectral
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imaging equipment, so long as said
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equipment is outside SCP-83. So
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long as a human presence exists inside,
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the floor plan seems to remain stable. Although
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the furnished interior appears to be
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well maintained, no inhabitants
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or custodians have ever been detected.
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