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Welcome back to another episode

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of the Stevie Wibby

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Show. We

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have a very special

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guest tonight Please welcome

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back for I guess the

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hundredth time. This is

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a reunion. Please welcome back

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my scissor brother comedian actor

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writer editor

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Jeremiah

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Watkins I

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do my

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man We

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gotta do some scissors, brother. Let's

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do some scissors.

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Can we do some foot? Yeah,

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we're gonna do some foot scissors, baby. One,

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two, three,

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four, five, six,

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seven, eight,

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nine, 10, 11,

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12, 13, 14,

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15, 16, 17,

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18. 19 and 20. And

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if you don't know what that

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is, look up the Scissor Bros.

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catalog and find... On the Trailer

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Tales YouTube channel. Yep. Today. Yep.

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It's still in there. It's still there. still

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there. Do people still watch

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those old episodes of us?

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I'm still paying you. That's right.

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You are. You are. Old episodes.

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Thank you. A little something. A little?

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I mean we're still monetized enough

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that even though the numbers have dropped

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but the base still you know

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enough for some groceries to get food

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for Duke or whatnot hey I

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want to congratulate you man on the

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bagels commercial I saw you on

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a bagels commercial kept Popping up on

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my YouTube feed. So that's where

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you saw it was I know it

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just popped up and then you're

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wearing a cowboy hat and you go

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you do Yeah, like you do

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a dude. Dude. Can you reenact it

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do do the acting? Pretty

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solid, right? Not

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bad. So can you how'd you book? I

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mean, how'd you put like you want to know

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the story? Tell the story.

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I mean, we haven't so I know

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So what's you know, it's cool about

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that video as I directed that I

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directed that. You told me that. Yeah,

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yeah. Good job. Good job. dude. Yeah.

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So I have a production company

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that recently I launched with my buddy

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Avery Pearson. It's called

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1 ,000%. OK. Check it

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out. We just shot

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Josh Wolfe's special in Nashville at Zany's.

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That's awesome. And then we're shooting Jack

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Jr.'s special at the Alex Theater in

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Glendale next month. Is Chris involved with

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that, too? He is. Yeah, he's our

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main. Can we give a shout out

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real quick? Chris McMillan. Shout out to

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our main man, Chris McMillan. He helps

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shoot the Sizzabros challenges and like our

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live shows on the road. Oh, God,

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he's been great. And he's our he's

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our director of photography for this production

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company. And then when you

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are you doing trailer tales show shows?

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We just started experimenting. We did

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our first live one last week. I

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like them, by the way. They're

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really nice. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Well, if

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you haven't checked out. Steve as

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as Crisco on trailer tales. Crisco. There's

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somebody who looks like you. He does. He looks

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like He looks like you. And he's Dave's best friend.

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He's Korean. Oh, he's Korean. Really?

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He's South Korean. Like from the

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South. So he actually went and

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did a episode of trailer tale.

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Oh, and people loved it. What

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was it? You know, someone messaged

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me saying that Crisco is mean. Was

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he being mean to you? Oh, no. Well,

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that's like an ongoing joke with like with

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Dave, with the girls and stuff, is that

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people like it Dave Gunther? Yeah, Dave Gunther,

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the people like pile on against that, now

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it's making sense. The people like pile on

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against him. That was what was kind of

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funny about it. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna

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do it old school and just hold it,

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baby. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna hold

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it. You know what? Yeah, it's been so

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long. You know, this is a podcast amongst

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friends. I know, know. We don't need the

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mic stands. Do you miss the fart corner? I

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miss when

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it was...

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us farting. But

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the played messages, that's the only

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time when I didn't like it. Because

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we were just playing audio. We weren't

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even playing video people. Can I tell you

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something that kind of bothered me? Sure.

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I saw this on Bad Friends. Oh.

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I'm sorry to bring a bad

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plot by the way. No, no. People

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messaged me. They're doing scissor bros

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on Bad Friends now. Because my brother

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farted into a microphone. But I, but,

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but that's, I learned that from him,

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to be honest. Wait, are you

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sure about that? Yeah, he was the

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first comic that I saw pulled up

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a mic to his butt on stage

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and farted into it, like at

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a live show. He did it during

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his life. one of the OGs. then

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he has it. He's one of the

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OGs. Okay, alright. I was, I

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was gonna say maybe he took pieces

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of Steve. No. Stevie's fart corner. No,

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that's not what they took. He's playing

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keyboard on there now like you did.

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That's the element. What? He plays

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keyboard all the time on Bad Friends

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Now and Tirebelly. Yeah. That's

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interesting. I wonder

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if something to look into. But OK,

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so didn't we start that? Yeah,

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we did that. Thank you. OK, so

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OK, I'm not claiming the farts.

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Yeah, claim the keys. I'll

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claim the keys. Yeah. Yeah. So

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this bag, dude, that bagel thing,

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dude, that was all on YouTube,

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all around there. Yeah. So how

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we got it is. We

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pitched, we had

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this publicity company pitch us

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to Einstein and they liked -

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Einstein bagels. Yeah, they liked

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our pitch the most out

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of the different companies that

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were pitching them and it

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was a comedy music video

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and then we literally, which

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is crazy, you used to

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watch Full House somewhat. No,

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that's right. You were the

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fan. Yeah,

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you're fanning out it.

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Well, there's an episode

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where Uncle Joey and Uncle Jesse

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play jingles for a company

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and then that's what

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we ended up actually doing.

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Really? We sang different versions

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of the pitch. Oh

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you got the idea from Full House. Well

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no that's like some people like think that that

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actually is how it goes or maybe they

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don't but like that's actually how it went for

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us like that helped us get it as

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we we sang three different songs that we wrote

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and they were like we like that direction

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they got back to us. Hey

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thanks dude. part of my OCD.

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Can I open that for you? Or can you? You want

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me to open it? You don't like that it's... Yeah, I

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don't like. I want you to drink a little bit of

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it. Yeah, just because it's bothering me a little bit. Yeah,

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just drink maybe two or three sips. Can I tell you

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a fun fact about Steve that you guys are going to

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love? There you go.

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You enjoying that, brother? There's more where

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that came from. So tasty. Because afterwards

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you mentioned food, didn't you? Well,

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Steve goes, hey, hey, don't overdo it.

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Don't overdo it. What did I text

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you? Hey, you want to come on

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the podcast and I'll take you like

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Oxtail Soup afterwards or something? It

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didn't. That's not the only offer,

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though. I said Oxtail Soup or

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Korean barbecue or Korean barbecue, which

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is, you know. We're going out

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on the town. Wait hold up

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man. What are you doing? Aren't

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you? Aren't you? Although didn't you

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usually eat a snack? purposely didn't eat

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dinner so I could come over

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here on my brother's dime. I

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was going to town brother. And

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I see that you're sweating a little bit.

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I am sweating. So you didn't

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eat? We're going to Kentown brother. We're

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getting all the fixes. What if I told

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you? Man, I've been getting

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a stomach ache tonight. I wouldn't believe

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you Because I got a point out

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I got a point out something that

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you guys are gonna love and Steve

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probably doesn't even know he's doing this

9:30

or Think about it. Think it. I'm

9:32

thinking about a long time. We might

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have to do some scissors after this

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any time so like the way that

9:39

like like Google AdSense works and stuff

9:41

like that and like our audio from

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the scissor roast feed is we get

9:45

little bits of money still like residuals,

9:47

right? They come in every month. When

9:50

I have forgotten past one

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day. No, I let a week

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go by last time. No,

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no, no, say the story right, motherfucker. Say

9:59

the story right. No, no, I let a few

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weeks go by that last month. The last one

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you did. Yeah, let it slide, dude. I let

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it slide. I knew you were busy. But the

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first, the first like, Long like

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the first bunch of months okay, what

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I would notice listen, but I would

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know correctly though I don't want people

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cuz you know certain things might be

10:18

kind of misconstrued and then next you

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know DMs are coming my way Bro,

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you know you did him wrong. No,

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no, no, no It's all love brother.

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Okay, go ahead all of a sudden

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all see my notifications that all of

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a sudden Steve is starting to like

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my content Golden

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flowers when it comes to you nothing

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but positivity with you even people that

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don't know you you know what I

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I say, he's a good fucking guy.

11:10

Hey, that's what say you. You know

11:12

what? Because I know I made some

11:14

mistakes turning the sister bros. Because guess

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what? I still get messages about it.

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But I'll admit, man to man, yeah,

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I messed up a few times, man.

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We both did. That's what a partnership

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is. the thing is, with you, I

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always give you the golden flowers. Whenever

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anyone asks, I go, you know what?

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He's a good guy. That's what I

11:34

always say about he's the honest guy

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and I say, you know, if anything

11:38

out of everyone I've known you could

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trust him with your bank account. I

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mean, that's, you know, this dude's a

11:44

straight shooter. That's the hope as I'm

11:46

doing a production company is you would

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hope, you know, you got to be,

11:51

you got to work with the lottery

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with you. Whoever your business associate, that's

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very sweet. Because this man.

11:57

Okay, I asked for the Google Adsense,

11:59

you know, if you you know

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what I got a dog now It's

12:03

your money Sometimes I'll see the

12:06

as soon as I start seeing a

12:08

few likes or a few story

12:10

replies. I'm like, oh, that's right I

12:12

will see money. Do I ever

12:14

push it over the no I remind

12:16

you and I let it gentle

12:18

you're very sweet because usually you're you

12:21

know, you're on the road and

12:23

you go and then usually This is

12:25

your line you go. Oh, I'm

12:27

in so it's in such can I

12:29

do it like later tonight or

12:31

when I Yeah, and then I go

12:33

and I let it go. I

12:36

know I let that go. But what

12:38

do you get later tonight? Well,

12:40

you're gonna get a full belly full

12:42

of Korean bulgogi Yeah, you know

12:44

what but you know what I am

12:46

a man of my word you

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deserve a good meal Where do you

12:51

want to go though? Be reasonable There's

12:55

different tears of Korean food.

12:57

You know me I know but

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you know there's different tears.

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I'm not you know Chosun, right?

13:03

There's um, you know, we

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can go entry level. Oh jeez.

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I like it all we

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can go entry level. We go

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the cheapest one, but we

13:14

go frugal bro frugal brother strike

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again Keep going and again

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and again and again. Let's do

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my favorite one na na

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na na na na na na na na

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na na na na na na

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na na na na na

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na na na na

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na na na na na na na

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na na

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little trip how about you talk to

13:54

Chris go and then you ask him

13:56

maybe if he wants to come back

13:58

or do so because I don't know

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I've never met him what if what

14:02

if we had What if we ask

14:04

Crisco, I just did, excuse me, Dave

14:07

Gunther just did a mukbang with Jolina

14:09

and people seem to like that a

14:11

lot. And it's just eating in the

14:13

car and talking about the food and

14:15

reviewing the food and answering questions from

14:17

fans. Maybe Crisco and Dave Gunther could

14:19

do a little mukbang in the car. Would

14:22

you guys want to

14:24

see that maybe leave a

14:26

comment below and make

14:28

sure you hit that like

14:30

button? And if you're

14:32

not subscribed to my brother

14:34

Stevie we be I

14:36

find that offensive, okay? So

14:39

go ahead and support

14:41

my man over here and

14:43

let's get the views

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up on this episode right

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here right now So

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how are you doing with?

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Do you get along with the trailer?

14:54

What other names got Tammy and? So

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Chelsea and Libby are, yeah. They're

14:58

good folks. Dude, yeah. They're super

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nice. I was just in Nashville,

15:02

and we were shooting some episodes

15:04

out there, and they're very sweet

15:06

and so funny and very easy

15:08

to be around. Really? Yeah, yeah.

15:10

So Chris and I end up

15:12

crashing at Chelsea's place, and we

15:14

just shoot a bunch of episodes

15:16

and stockpile them. I

15:19

come back out to LA and then when next

15:21

time they're coming out to LA like in a couple

15:23

months and we just kind of go back and

15:26

forth. No, just Chris get along with them

15:28

as well. Oh, they love Chris and Chris loves

15:30

them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're in Tennessee. And

15:32

out in Nashville. Who,

15:36

you had a, didn't you have, you had,

15:38

didn't you have Harlan on as well? Oh

15:40

yeah. I mean, you know, that was one

15:42

of our favorite guests on Scissor Bros. He's

15:45

a genius. He's a funny guy. So

15:47

funny. a genius, dude. So he

15:49

just goes off the cuff half the

15:51

time. Oh, dude, the whole episode. He

15:54

was ripping story. the king of props.

15:56

He's the king of like, he'll bring

15:58

something. His character name was Horny Hallelujah. That's

16:01

so funny. Right? Yeah. Was he

16:03

flirting with the gals? A

16:05

little bit with Crystal. And

16:07

what was the gag? Like, what was

16:09

gag? What was the thing that he brought?

16:11

He brought Yabred. He

16:15

said, if you touch it, it

16:17

goes, yeah, yeah,

16:20

yeah. So we're just

16:22

touching this big loaf of bread, and

16:24

he keeps going, yeah, yeah. That's so

16:26

funny. Yeah. He's such a good guy.

16:29

I did add a doctor for the live. It

16:31

hasn't come out yet. I'm very excited for people

16:33

to see it. Oh, yeah. Let's get an animal

16:35

shout out. Adam Ray. I've been on the road

16:37

with my brother. went as

16:39

well, yeah. Yeah, but we've been having

16:41

fun. hurts like off the chain too.

16:43

Oh, he's a killer comic. Yeah. And

16:45

the doctor feel things, it's just killing

16:47

it. It's been wild. Dude, it's been

16:50

wild. That's crazy. I honestly

16:52

wish that you were on the

16:54

road with me on some of these.

16:56

Why is that? Because of just

16:58

the amount of support. Just the energy.

17:00

And I've always said this about. that

17:03

I have to remind you is like, because

17:05

I would go out on the road and

17:07

I would hear it firsthand, but like, dude,

17:10

the amount of people that you've touched their

17:12

lives in a positive way that love you

17:14

and love what you do, like, I think

17:16

that you would still be surprised whenever you

17:18

see and feel it in person when it's

17:20

people coming up to you after the show,

17:22

they're - So they still mention SZA brothers?

17:24

All the time. Like in Rand, like in

17:26

Oklahoma. Dude, all. all

17:28

the time. Every weekend that

17:31

I do there's still people that do

17:33

scissors and I love that. Please keep

17:35

that up because we still do the

17:37

scissors. Yeah. Cuz

17:39

I want scissor broses for life.

17:41

It's a real mentality for me

17:43

and like you know, it brings

17:45

up such good memories and good

17:48

vibes every time that People bring

17:50

it up money in Vegas. Oh

17:52

my god Remember when the waiter

17:54

thought we were gonna tip him

17:56

$200 and we're like you gotta

17:58

come back I

18:02

remember that. That was weird. He took

18:04

his time. Yeah, because he just wanted us

18:06

to leave the restaurant. Yeah, but that's

18:09

a good tactic on his part. I guess

18:11

so. But we didn't budge. No, we're

18:13

like, is this guy going to come back?

18:15

Yeah. What's going on here? Was that

18:17

what was the name of that? Foucault,

18:19

is it Foucault de Chow? You know it.

18:23

This is when Steve acts like, what's it

18:25

called? McDonald's? What does it say? It's

18:27

Foucault de Chow, yeah. Delicious. So much meat. It

18:29

was amazing. Chelsea, have you had Foucault de Chow?

18:31

It's amazing. That was the last time I went

18:33

there. Really? Yeah. So de We're

18:35

going to Fogo de Chow tonight, brother.

18:37

I don't know about that. K -Town,

18:39

Fogo de Chow. Oh, I know

18:42

a spot. I don't know about all that. We're

18:44

going to fill up from meats to our

18:46

ankles to our elbows. Subway

18:49

sandwiches. That's a good picture. Oh. Trying

18:53

to talk me down. Who is that place

18:56

where it's all you can eat barbecue and you

18:58

mean Craig? We had a good time there

19:00

a few times. Oh, I just ordered. Oh, Roe

19:02

de Sol. Oh, Roe de Sol's good. You

19:04

liked it? Yeah, it was good. You got it

19:06

tonight. Whoa. You want Roe de

19:08

Sol? Amen. Whatever's open. Whatever's clever,

19:10

man. No, that's too much. Just too much.

19:12

you want soup or do you want barbecue? I

19:16

mean, maybe

19:18

the barbecue, brother.

19:22

Chelsea, you're welcome to come with us too. She

19:25

deserves it. Painfully being like, we're gonna add

19:27

another. We can add another plus one to the

19:29

bill, yeah. But she deserves it, dude. I'm

19:31

sure she does. She's working hard on the Stevie

19:33

Lee show. yeah, yeah. Keeping this ship afloat,

19:35

brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll keep the

19:37

Chelsea and welcome. Making the ones and

19:39

twos happen on the recording. And

19:42

I noticed, too, you

19:44

don't do Jeremiah Wonders anymore. I had

19:46

to stop it. I had to

19:48

stop it. I was spreading myself a little bit

19:50

felt so positive. That's how I met you.

19:52

I know. Yeah. I know. But I mean, I

19:54

would be open to doing one -off episodes of

19:56

that just because. Um, there

19:59

were elements of that show that were

20:01

so fun with like the wigs and the

20:03

voice changer and all that stuff, um, that

20:05

I'd be open to doing like, you know,

20:07

one -offs. So maybe we do a throwback

20:09

Jeremiah wonders episode sometime. Remember that, uh,

20:12

we won't say the street

20:14

locations, but remember that studio space

20:16

you used off Sunset Boulevard?

20:18

Yeah. That's when that, that was

20:20

a dope spot. Like whatever

20:22

happened to that. They sold it

20:24

during COVID. And then

20:26

the people who owned, who

20:28

were renting there, they actually run

20:30

a crazy successful YouTube channel

20:32

now. They moved to Vegas and

20:34

it worked out for them.

20:36

Like it's a conspiracy theory kind

20:39

of channel. But that's when

20:41

we first started. I know. clip

20:44

our pubes. Oh, yeah. And then that's

20:46

when we started the keyboard and I know

20:48

phone thing. I know how many episodes

20:50

we maybe did two or at least two

20:52

or We did. Yeah, we did a

20:54

few of each of our pods. Look them

20:56

up in the playlist on our channels.

20:58

The O .G. scissor bros episodes. Still

21:01

some of my favorite podcast. Oh,

21:03

yeah. Can we give a shout

21:05

out to game changer as well?

21:07

Oh, Ryan Ryan. This is

21:09

this a message. We miss you.

21:11

We love you. Um, don't

21:13

you miss Game Changer? Of course.

21:15

Yeah. Of course. I miss his

21:18

smile. Yeah. Yeah, we have some good

21:20

memories with Game Changer. Of course. Could

21:22

you talk to him lately or? Um,

21:24

not recently, but I still, I'll

21:26

text him like after I send like

21:28

Venmos and stuff his wife. Can

21:32

you tell us? Jeremiah the accountant

21:34

over here. Can you tell us, I

21:36

mean... some positive stories on the

21:38

road as well. Like I want to

21:40

know. Oh, yeah. And your kids,

21:42

your kids are getting older now. Yeah.

21:44

Well, my, my older son just

21:46

turned four. Wilder. So shout out to

21:48

shout out my, my, my older

21:50

boy. And then my younger is he

21:52

is about to turn two in

21:54

June. Oh my God. Isn't that crazy?

21:56

What's that? Are you learning as

21:58

you go? Like, how are you doing

22:00

this? I'm definitely, I'm figuring out

22:02

as I go and trying to be

22:04

the best dad that I can

22:06

be. I'm out on the road a

22:08

lot, but I try to make

22:10

my time when I am in town

22:12

really valuable and be impactful and

22:14

really count, you know? Like dedicated,

22:16

undivided attention when I am in

22:19

town. Are they into stuff like, are

22:21

they getting into sports? Not

22:23

so, I'm trying to get my

22:25

older one into basketball. but

22:27

he is really into dinosaurs right

22:29

now. He could tell you so

22:31

many more dinosaurs than you could

22:33

ever name. he knows like beyond

22:35

Triceratops and Stegosaurus and the Raptors.

22:38

Oh, yeah. His

22:40

favorite is the Jiganotosaurus. I

22:42

don't even know what that is. Exactly. And

22:44

that's my point right there. So when did

22:46

he get into the dinosaur thing? That's fascinating.

22:48

Just in this last year. Really? Yeah, yeah.

22:50

He loves it. We showed him Jurassic Park.

22:52

Yeah, I was just gonna ask it. So

22:54

what do you think about the those are

22:56

gnarly movies? I know pretty believable We definitely

22:58

to cover his eyes at certain moments. Really?

23:00

Yeah, when they're like eating people and stuff

23:02

We had to like isn't it Disney then

23:04

he's in a Disney movies as well. He

23:06

likes those two Yeah, we I mean dude.

23:08

He's he's as far as like his movie

23:10

tastes like Dude, we just showed

23:12

them the labyrinth with David Bowie. Oh, hell yeah.

23:14

Yeah, we're showing them some good ones. Crystal? You

23:16

gotta show them Dark Crystal. We gotta show them

23:18

some Dark Crystal, yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude. That's a

23:21

good one. Dark Crystal. That's fun. Yeah. Yeah. The

23:23

Skexies might be a little scary for them right

23:25

now, though. Yeah, but they're all muppets. I know.

23:27

Yeah. But, you know, little kids. are scary. Yeah.

23:29

Yeah, they are. Speaking of Disney, have

23:31

you seen the new Snow White? No, I heard it's

23:33

horrible. Okay, did you see it?

23:36

No, but these things keep popping up

23:38

on my YouTube feed as far as

23:40

like Oh, it's the biggest bomb in

23:42

Disney history now Why cuz cuz I've

23:44

heard several different reasons. Why is it

23:46

is it too woke? Yeah,

23:48

it's too woke and also the lead

23:50

actress is like any interview with

23:52

her is negative. She's horrible. What's her

23:54

name? I don't I didn't

23:56

Rachel Rachel every every time she does

23:58

an interview Oh, it's just

24:00

like she's trying to tank the

24:03

movie. Maybe she's not. She doesn't want

24:05

Prince Charming to save the show.

24:07

She goes, you know, that's the olden

24:09

days. I don't need a man

24:11

to save me. know. It's like, dude,

24:13

you're here to promote a movie.

24:15

Yeah. Yeah, she's definitely not promoting the

24:17

movie. Wow. So they lost over

24:19

$200 million. Yeah. Yeah, in

24:21

the box. But you can do that with any

24:23

other guest, brother. You got your

24:25

scissor brother here, and I haven't even met

24:27

your dog yet. That's how long it's been. Duke.

24:31

Duke. Duke.

24:33

Duke. Yeah,

24:35

I just brought him to the vet. Little Angel

24:37

from the Sky. Makes

24:40

me wonder why. How

24:43

much I love

24:45

you. Oh,

24:47

Duke. Angel

24:50

from the Sky. make

24:53

me wonder

24:55

why this

24:57

beautiful canine

24:59

I love

25:01

sleeping like

25:03

the angel

25:05

that he

25:08

is I

25:10

raise him

25:12

as my

25:14

kid my

25:16

boy do

25:18

we made

25:20

some bangers

25:22

Oh, can

25:24

I tell you my favorite? What?

25:27

Granny Cream Pie. Come

25:30

on, man. Let's do

25:32

it. Stevie loves the

25:34

grannies. Stevie loves the

25:36

granny. He loves the

25:38

granny cream pies. He

25:40

loves them granny cream pies. Stevie

25:43

loves them grannies. Stevie

25:45

London grannies. That song bombed

25:47

at a comedy club. Oh,

25:49

bombed at a comedy club.

25:51

My agent saw that show.

25:55

And definitely thought Scissor Bros. was

25:57

not ready to tour. And

25:59

thought I should go club hated

26:01

us some more. Dude,

26:04

was that the show where we took the

26:06

eggs and the off? Yeah, and demolished

26:08

the sage? What club was that? Oxnard shout

26:10

out to Oxnard. Oh my god. That

26:12

was a nightmare. Oxnard Improv. We worked so

26:14

hard that. Oxnard Lovety Live. So we

26:16

did. I have not been invited back there

26:18

many times. sorry. I mean. I went

26:20

back there one other time for my stand

26:23

up. I did. But we wrote that

26:25

song in the car. Yeah. we rehearsed it.

26:27

And we in your agent showed up

26:29

in your manager. Yeah. Yeah. And what do

26:31

they say. They're like they're like yeah.

26:33

That's some potential buddy. You guys got to

26:35

you guys got to hone it in

26:37

a little bit. guys

26:40

gotta work on it a little bit. I'm like,

26:42

I know, I know. We had some better moments than

26:44

that. You know a song that randomly will go

26:46

into my head at like, go ahead, go ahead. My

26:48

tiny little notebook. My tiny

26:50

little notebook. Yeah.

26:52

My tiny little notebook. My

26:54

tiny little notebook. That's

26:57

a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, I

26:59

told you, dude. We got some fun ones. So

27:02

I hung out with your brother

27:04

first time in a long time. I

27:06

haven't seen him in so long. I

27:10

haven't seen him a year. How was

27:12

he doing? He hasn't seen you in a

27:14

year. No, I've seen him. I guess

27:16

I'm in Christmas during Christmas. Okay. Yeah, so

27:18

we were gonna try for a Dr.

27:20

Phil live to surprise Fly Steve out. I'm

27:22

sorry. I had to deal with the

27:24

HOA in my mom. I know. I know.

27:27

Yeah, so I wanted to but my

27:29

mom the HOA is giving my mom a

27:31

hard time about the backyard So she

27:33

didn't know how to decode the email. So

27:35

it was what's going on with the

27:37

backyard. Okay, so there's a dirt patch in

27:39

the back that's not even that a

27:41

brace and someone from the HOA took their

27:44

golf cart and took a picture. And

27:46

so I had to do research on what

27:48

they wanted. And so that with the

27:50

HOA, you have to get approval by them.

27:52

So even if you were to put

27:54

gravel back there, they would have to OK

27:56

it, kind of give it a thumbs

27:58

up like the color gravel, what type of

28:00

gravel. And then I'm like, what's another

28:03

option? They're like, well, you could you could

28:05

like put that fake artificial grass. But

28:07

guess, and so I had to

28:09

figure out, do research on that

28:11

and then send them an email

28:14

and then there's a thing called

28:16

face weight value as far as

28:18

how much it's weighs, how tall

28:20

it is. And I

28:22

got two quotes. Guess

28:24

how much? How

28:26

much? Take a guess.

28:28

Is it thousands? Yeah.

28:31

Oh no. Why do they care?

28:33

She's a nice elderly woman. $11

28:35

,000. What the frick? And some

28:37

douchebag on a golf cart just

28:39

drove by and started to cause

28:41

this? is thing. The HOA, they

28:43

set their own rules. And

28:46

Craig got on me about, because I need

28:48

to find out about the bylaws. There's these

28:50

things called bylaws, and HOA has these laws.

28:52

You can look it up, and then you

28:54

can call them on their bullshit. And he

28:56

was very happy. Any laws around you is

28:58

a bylaw. And so I

29:00

had it. So basically, so I

29:02

couldn't, because my mom needed my

29:04

immediate help. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

29:06

yeah, yeah. For sure. dealing with

29:08

that. So that's still an ongoing

29:10

process as far as dealing with

29:12

it. So what I ended

29:15

up doing. with your brother on stage

29:17

because the bit was, you know, we

29:19

were going to tailor something to surprise

29:21

you with him. I ended

29:23

up being George W. Bush

29:25

in Dallas, and I roasted your

29:27

brother on stage as George

29:29

W. Bush. That's awesome. And

29:32

he threw a shoe at me. He did.

29:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was part of the gas.

29:36

Yeah, no, for sure. It was fun. It was

29:38

fun. What are those Dr. Phil shows like? I

29:40

mean, does he stay in character the whole time?

29:42

whole time. The doctor, dude.

29:44

So. If you don't know

29:46

what Dr. Phil Live is with

29:48

Adam Wright, it's like this fun talk

29:51

variety show where there's surprise like

29:53

a meeting guest and sometimes musicians

29:55

or entertainers that come on and he'll

29:57

riff with them and interview them,

29:59

sometimes play games. And it's like a

30:01

big variety show and at the

30:03

end... as a different character at

30:05

the end where that needs help or

30:08

problem solved with Dr. Phil and

30:10

their guests. There's different characters you could

30:12

be as well. Yeah, dude. I

30:14

mean, I just was Shanks in

30:16

Atlanta. That's great. Yeah. I played the

30:18

son of Steve Jobs in San

30:20

Francisco that was launching new apps. Oh,

30:23

that's great. George W. Bush in

30:25

Dallas. And I did Dave

30:27

Gunther and the trailer tales in Nashville.

30:29

Fantastic. We did a Doctor Phil. So I've

30:31

been a different character. And then it

30:33

depends on the city and the guests how

30:35

we tailor what character I'm going to

30:37

be. But I go at the end, and

30:40

it's super fun. And then the way

30:42

the show ends is my character pisses off

30:44

Doctor Phil somehow and gets beat up

30:46

by Doctor Phil at the end of the

30:48

show. And then has he ever laughed

30:50

on like he he's like committed to this

30:52

he's committed But it's he'll break if

30:54

it's something's funny enough. Have you seen him

30:57

break? Sure. Yeah. Yeah, and then he

30:59

goes right back into yeah Then then he

31:01

goes back into it. That's great. But

31:03

yeah, yeah, it's a dude. It's

31:05

It's been a very surreal experience

31:07

because it's like a new newer too

31:09

because you come from so many

31:12

different Form is a better attainment as

31:14

far as sure trajectory or whatnot.

31:16

Yeah, it's it seems like a more

31:18

positive one that oh dude It's

31:20

been incredible been super grateful and like

31:22

trying to soak it in because

31:24

we've been playing theaters and stuff It's

31:26

been insane. So how's he taking

31:29

all this? I mean, he's

31:31

killing it. I couldn't be proud

31:33

of everything he's doing. Yeah, he's

31:35

popping up everywhere. So He

31:37

has his own, like, kind of, not

31:39

Kill Tony, but, like, as far as

31:41

that kind of platform where people just

31:43

go there for Dr. Phil. Oh, yeah.

31:45

No, no, The fans that come out

31:47

to that show, it's like its own,

31:50

like, cult fans who come out. Like,

31:52

it's pretty cool. What kind of, like,

31:54

what are the fans like for this?

31:56

It's a big Kill Tony crossover with

31:58

the bass and stuff like that. Really?

32:00

But just, like, podcast fans, comedy fans.

32:02

Fans are just Adam, in general, all,

32:04

like, all coming together. And then... it's

32:06

been it's been cool dude. That's

32:09

amazing. Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah,

32:11

so like have you guys done? I

32:13

mean he he goes around the Is it

32:15

all across the US or is like

32:17

is he yeah, we've been on tour like

32:20

all over all over Yeah, like we're

32:22

so you've gone to every state out practically

32:24

Not necessarily every state, but like a lot

32:26

of the major, uh, you

32:29

know, Pacific Northwest states and like, and in

32:31

the South and, and, and like, we'll be

32:33

doing some Midwest states, uh, like we're, we're

32:35

doing Kansas City next month. I'm really excited

32:37

about that. I mean, that's your hometown. Yeah.

32:40

Yeah. That's going to be a special. Yeah. That

32:42

one's out of theater that I used to see

32:44

concerts at, which is crazy. Yeah. And

32:46

then you guys are doing a Dr. there.

32:48

We're doing a Dr. Phil on that stage.

32:50

How's the setup like? Is there props or

32:52

a couch or like how does it sound

32:55

like a talk show? It's like two director's

32:57

chairs. So there's like, it's like minimal like

32:59

set design. It's just like kind of, but

33:01

then there's like sometimes slide shows and different

33:03

multimedia like videos played and stuff like that.

33:05

But yeah, it's. Is it half females and

33:08

half males? For the guests. Or

33:10

just the audience members. Yeah, that's a

33:12

good mix. Pretty good mix. So

33:14

there are females that there are

33:16

females ago. Yeah, and you guys do

33:18

like a meet and greet at

33:20

the end He doesn't meet and greet

33:22

afterwards. I feel I always feel

33:24

weird. I usually don't go because I've

33:26

been there with you, too I

33:28

mean you've done mean I've been with

33:30

you as well. Yeah, sir certain

33:32

females have like take a liking to

33:34

you That was such a rare

33:36

I know but I was looking at

33:38

you like damn You

33:40

need some fucking

33:43

female repelis Steve will

33:45

never forget this

33:47

one I'm like, okay,

33:49

so are you

33:52

gonna get a shirt?

33:57

Yeah, dude, there's like

33:59

three of them

34:01

on you Hey, can

34:04

I tell you about something that I thought

34:06

of you about I

34:10

know what's going on. No, this is

34:12

some hot, this is some hot goss. This

34:14

is some good stuff. So did

34:16

you happen to see, have you seen the

34:18

American Pie movie? But you've

34:20

seen American Pie. With Jason

34:22

Biggs and all those guys.

34:26

So there's a clip out there.

34:29

Have you seen the clip

34:31

of me with Jason Biggs? You

34:33

haven't seen this? You

34:35

want to see it? Okay,

34:39

well, this is actually this

34:41

is gonna be good content right

34:43

here because this is the

34:45

gayest thing I've ever done and

34:47

we have done a lot

34:49

together brother worse than sister brothers

34:51

Bro, let me show you

34:53

I mean we've stuck it. I

34:55

don't want to regurgitate some

34:57

of the stuff people but we've

34:59

basically we've put in diapers

35:01

we've stuck animals You know what

35:03

this is their buttholes, okay,

35:05

here we go you ready You

35:08

ready? Yeah. So

35:12

I'm reenacting here. Are you an anus?

35:14

No, I'm a big pie. You ready?

35:16

I'm a big pie. I'm acting as

35:18

the pie from American Pie. Reuniting

35:20

with... It's good to

35:22

see you. It's good

35:25

to have you been.

35:27

I've been really good.

35:30

Listen, I am sorry.

35:32

Honestly, I'm sorry that

35:34

I lost touch with

35:37

you. I am. Jason,

35:40

stop. What? I'm

35:43

really, I really am sorry.

35:46

I'm sorry,

35:49

okay. I

35:51

really... I

35:54

forgot how

35:56

good she

35:59

tastes, honestly. Let

36:03

me refresh your memory. What

36:18

is going on there? That's what

36:20

Dr. Phil just said. Yeah. Oh

36:22

my god. I made out with

36:24

Jason Biggs as a pie. What

36:28

was that like? Were

36:30

you freaking out when his lips touched your

36:32

lips? A little bit. I

36:35

never kissed a guy before. But he

36:37

really committed to that. I had to

36:39

call my wife. How

36:41

passionate was it?

36:44

Oh, we full

36:46

on made out.

36:48

I know, but

36:51

he didn't. There

36:53

was a slip

36:55

Are you just

36:58

upset that it

37:00

wasn't you But

37:03

you and I'd

37:05

never kissed I

37:07

know it was

37:10

I dude I

37:12

called my wife

37:14

And I said,

37:17

is this OK? Because I

37:20

was like, I think I'm going to make out with

37:22

Jason Biggs. It was the weirdest phone call. Oh,

37:24

that was an improv? Like,

37:26

you planned that? Well, we knew it

37:28

was going to happen for the bit.

37:30

I talked with Jason Biggs backstage before

37:32

it happened. And I called Maya. was

37:34

like, hey, I'm nervous. A

37:36

little bit? Oh, for sure. I was

37:38

like, hey, I'm going to make out

37:40

with Jason Biggs. And she's like, I'm

37:42

like, is that cool? And she's like,

37:44

you've done way weirder things than that.

37:46

She's like, go for it. She's like,

37:49

you have to wait. Yeah.

37:51

Yeah. Hot

37:53

sauce in the butt. Oh my

37:56

goodness. I still

37:58

tell people out of all the stunts

38:00

we've done, Cisabros, the enema hot

38:02

sauce was one of the worst. What was

38:04

it? Refresh my memory again? It's

38:07

kind of it's pretty self -explanatory That

38:09

was one of the punishments hot

38:11

sauce enema We took the turkey baster

38:13

and shot hot sauce up there.

38:15

Oh, that's remember Yeah, yeah, the turkey

38:18

baster gave me hemorrhoids instantly the

38:20

worst one for me was the hot

38:22

sauce challenges though eating the peanut

38:24

thing for you the spicy peanut almost

38:26

killed you I thought we're gonna

38:28

have to take you to the hospital.

38:30

Yeah, that was so bad. Yeah,

38:32

that was bad was that I was

38:34

throwing up in the Aquarium

38:36

right out like I was really

38:38

yeah, that was yeah, that was a

38:41

bad yeah All right, but yeah,

38:43

it was wild times with the you

38:45

know, and then we did the

38:47

bit and that is That's one of

38:49

the most viral videos that I've

38:51

done It's crazy because it's like it's

38:54

also like a pop culture thing

38:56

too like most people have seen American

38:58

pie so and it was Adam's idea

39:00

crazy. It was the only time that

39:03

Adam like we always like riff and

39:05

like like exchange like what we think

39:07

the character should be he goes all

39:09

right this bit for New York that

39:11

you're doing is non -negotiable I go

39:13

what I'm like I'm sure I'll be

39:15

down to do he goes I want

39:17

you to be the pie that reunites

39:19

with Jason Biggs from American pie I

39:21

go I'm in and then Jason Biggs

39:24

backstage being like how comfortable

39:26

like are you with the you

39:28

know going for I go I'll

39:30

follow you wherever you go and

39:32

then he went for it and

39:34

I was not expecting for it

39:36

to go that far now but

39:38

I had to commit to it

39:40

while it was happening what was

39:42

going on cognitively like like cognitively

39:44

I mean like in your brain

39:46

like were you like were

39:48

you stunned and frozen in

39:50

time? Were you thinking like,

39:52

I can't believe this is happening? Definitely a little

39:54

bit. I can't believe this is happening. But more

39:56

like, I was still trying to be what a

39:58

pie would be reacting. I

40:00

was still trying to be method in the

40:03

moment. If you listen to the audio closely

40:05

while we're making out, I'm like, oh my

40:07

god, this is so good. This is so

40:09

good. I'm like,

40:11

oh yeah, right there. Oh yeah. All

40:14

the things. Yeah, brother. Your

40:16

scissor brother commits, brother. Committed,

40:19

brother. Yeah. Dude,

40:21

time already went by. Are you

40:23

hungry? Wait, what? It's 10 .45. Are

40:26

you serious? Yeah. Aren't you hungry, though?

40:28

I am. Very hungry. You want to

40:30

make it a shorter episode? I mean,

40:32

I'm down for whatever, dude. I'm down

40:34

for whatever. Right now, let's plug whatever

40:36

you got going on. your

40:39

tour dates, and then your

40:41

social media, and then we'll

40:43

figure out where I'm gonna take you. Can

40:45

we add a clip of wherever we

40:47

go at the very end of the podcast?

40:49

Yeah, sure. That'd be fun. That'd be

40:51

fun, yeah, sure. Not to add work, I

40:53

know you don't. No, no, no, no,

40:55

no, I like the vlog thing. Yeah, it'd

40:57

be fun just to add one little

40:59

clip. Yeah. Well, guys, you

41:02

can watch Stand Up on the Spot.

41:04

Oh, yeah, that's right. That's my show

41:07

that I've been doing. It's a lot

41:09

of fun. That's at

41:11

youtube .com at Standable TS. I release

41:13

episodes around usually like every other Monday.

41:15

We film that show all over

41:17

and then trailer tales and scissor bros.

41:19

That whole feed is at youtube .com

41:21

slash at trailer tales pod. That's

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trailer tales weekly pod Steve or Crisco's

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been on there. Yeah,

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Crisco. You got to meet

41:32

him. He's a good dude. I think you'd like him.

41:34

He seems pretty similar to me. Yeah. And

41:37

then I release a bunch of stand -up

41:39

clips at youtube .com slash Jeremiah Watkins. And

41:41

just working on But what I want

41:43

you guys to do outside of the bunch

41:45

of plugs that I just said, I'm

41:47

on tour and stuff like that too, but

41:49

whatever. JeremiahWatkins .com. If

41:51

you have not checked out Steve's new album, Get

41:55

on that. I downloaded it. The day came

41:57

out. I listened to it. Thank you. This guy

41:59

is so enjoyable to listen to. I thought,

42:01

I'm proud of it. I'm proud You should be

42:03

proud of it. It's the EP I wanted

42:05

to make. Yeah. So I'm proud of it. Hey,

42:07

maybe, maybe I can shoot a music video

42:09

for one of your. be great. Wouldn't it be

42:11

cool? I'm sorry for doing this. You took

42:13

me the dentist and I'm chewing tobacco. How's your,

42:15

can we get an update on your teeth?

42:17

How are they doing? They look great, dude. Can

42:20

I see the bottoms? Oh,

42:23

that's okay, but they look so

42:25

much better patreon .com slash DB

42:27

Weeby that helped me out a

42:29

lot What kind of content you

42:31

drop it on the audio diary

42:33

like I just do audio diary

42:35

logs every Monday every Monday. There's

42:38

there. I mean there's a 251 Diary

42:40

logs on there. You know

42:43

what we can do to

42:45

add to the patreon a

42:47

little extra something when we

42:49

go out to eat you

42:51

can film some bonus content

42:54

to throw up there I'm

42:56

always down brother. I love

42:58

you man. I love this

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guy. It's a scissor bros

43:03

reunion Here take another picture

43:05

of this maybe for the

43:07

thumbnail Yeah, okay 3,

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4, 5, 6,

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7, 8, 9,

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10, 11, 12,

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13, 14, 15,

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16, 17, 18,

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19, 20. Love

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you, man. Love you, brother, for life.

43:27

Steve, as promised,

43:29

treated your boy

43:31

to some green

43:33

barbecue. Woo!

43:49

Yummy Walking like a

43:52

badger way

44:00

the music sounds the way we gotta make

44:02

a move my little dude fetch your suit

44:04

don't want to be removed by a scunt

44:06

a cue Little Ray you just want to

44:08

give a shout out to my main man Stevie

44:10

Biddy Hey hey What's the face

44:12

that Groopy wanted to be a part of league game

44:14

Up their mints and guilds and chill amongst the

44:16

richest beat Man I had my fill I seen the

44:19

damage and catch red Drip the bloopy beats but

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all I had was a cassette