Chris Rock Oscars, Buffalo Calls, Biden Speech, Tijuana Tunnel and more.

Chris Rock Oscars, Buffalo Calls, Biden Speech, Tijuana Tunnel and more.

Released Thursday, 19th May 2022
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Chris Rock Oscars, Buffalo Calls, Biden Speech, Tijuana Tunnel and more.

Chris Rock Oscars, Buffalo Calls, Biden Speech, Tijuana Tunnel and more.

Chris Rock Oscars, Buffalo Calls, Biden Speech, Tijuana Tunnel and more.

Chris Rock Oscars, Buffalo Calls, Biden Speech, Tijuana Tunnel and more.

Thursday, 19th May 2022
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Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all

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know what time. I don't know. Y'all

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have a sun

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giving them like

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the million buck things in its

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tubbing me through

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good it stether

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for st Please,

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I don't join me.

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You gotta use that turning

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you're going to you,

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you gotta turn to

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turn them out. Turn you got

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to turn them out. Then turn

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the water the water go. Come

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come on your baby, uh

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huh, I shall will. Good

2:03

morning everybody. You're listening to

2:06

the voice, Come on dig me now. One

2:08

and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man.

2:13

What an amazing blessing. God

2:15

has given me my health,

2:18

my dreams, all of it.

2:21

God gave it to me. I accept

2:23

it. I work hard, but

2:26

man on, man on, man, I work hard

2:28

is something that He gave me a gift.

2:31

And that's what I want to talk to you about today,

2:34

because God has gifted everyone, so

2:37

I can't help but believe it. You are

2:39

gifted in some way something

2:42

about you. It's special and

2:44

unique. That doesn't mean you're the only

2:46

one that can sing, or you the only one

2:48

that can write? Are you the only one that can draw?

2:50

Are you're the only one that can decorate?

2:53

Or you're the only one that can network,

2:55

or you're the only one that that's not what it means. Or

2:57

you have a great scientific mind, or you can

3:00

figure things out, or you're good and problem solving.

3:02

You're not the only one, but you are a unique

3:04

individual. Nobody will travel the exact

3:06

path that you're on. Nobody will

3:08

have everything happened in a series

3:11

of circumstances in the

3:13

order that you're going to have it happened to you. That's

3:16

what I mean when I say that you are unique.

3:19

But now because you are gifted, you

3:21

know you have something you have to do. You

3:24

know, there's a scripture. It's

3:26

in Proverbs, Proverbs eighteen and

3:28

sixteen. I've been trying to be a little bit

3:30

better at that for you, you know. So when

3:32

I have an idea and I know where

3:34

it is, I have somebody looked the scripture up from

3:37

it handed to me. So it's in Proverbs

3:39

eighteen sixteen. And this is

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the layman's term of it. It says a

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man's gift make room for him and

3:46

brings him before great men. It

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is your gift that will

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make room for you. Now my interpretation

3:54

of this is this. Now I could be wrong.

3:56

Please go to your local church, Synder God

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Temple, Mos Court of you do and go

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get clarification. But what

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my gift has done in making room

4:05

for me is I've taken it almost

4:08

in the literal sense. My gift has

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actually made room for me. It has cleared

4:12

paths for me. My gift

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has opened up doors for me. That's

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what I take it as. It'll make room

4:19

for you. My gift has is

4:21

broadened my ability to travel.

4:23

My gift has opened my eyes

4:26

to fashion. My gift has

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caused me to be able to provide

4:32

for my family. My gift has

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caused me to be able to reach

4:37

more people. That's what I'm saying in terms

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of it will make room for you. That it may be

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another interpretation. I'm just telling you how

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I took it, that it's worked out pretty

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good for me to that understanding. But I'm pretty

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sure Bishop Jake's, Joel Oldstein

4:49

Ken If Alma, you know God,

4:52

Glenn Staples, Bishop Glenn Stables, these

4:54

guys give you much better understanding

4:56

of it. I'm just giving it to you, you know where I

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know how sold you. I don't. I just like to

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keep it right there. But and then

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it says that it brings you before

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great men. I mean, you know, it's

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gonna take you places. It's

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gonna take you places you never thought of going.

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You're gonna meet people because of your gift.

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I told my son, who two of them

5:17

are good photographers, You'll be taking pictures

5:19

of great men. And then I messed with him.

5:21

You're already taking pictures, say your daddy, you know I'm messing

5:23

with him like that. But that's just me and them, just kicking

5:26

it. But you know, but one day, who knows,

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you could be shooting the president. You know,

5:30

you could be shooting some foreign dignitaries.

5:33

You know, you could be shooting great sport events.

5:35

You know, you never know where it could take you. But

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that's your guift. What you gotta do is

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you gotta get to move and though. See,

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you can't have your gift and not do nothing with

5:44

it. See. You know what that reminds me of.

5:47

It's something that my father used

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to say, get up off your butt

5:51

because you're sitting on a gold mine. He's

5:54

say that all the time. Boy, get

5:56

up off your butt and move it because you're

5:59

sitting on a gold I never really quite

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got that when I was little, but now that I'm an

6:03

adult. I got it full well. See,

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a lot of you are sitting You're sitting

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on a talent or a gift that you have.

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You're sitting on an ability. I don't

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care if it's making cakes or pies. That's

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a gift, man, that's a talent.

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I don't care if it's the ability to do hell, that's

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a gift. Man. Half of you are gifted.

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A lot of us are gifted, and we're

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sitting on it, looking at other people

6:26

wondering what can I do to make it? You already

6:29

got something to make it with. If

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you would just get up off your behind,

6:33

man, quits sitting on that gold mine.

6:36

Some of you are tech savvy, just

6:39

a whiz is when it comes to engineering

6:41

and putting stuff together and cables

6:43

and wires and computers and stuff.

6:45

And now you steady looking around trying to figure

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out, Man, wonder what I can go do? How

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about you go do that? You know

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it ain't that hard, man, If you would

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just take note of what God

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has given you already, He has

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given you a giftft already, He has

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already given you a talent. Now the

7:03

fact that you ain't using it and you're sitting

7:05

on your tail somewhere now,

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who fathers what we're talking

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about? Well, what you're

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blaming God for that? Man? I tell

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you what. I sit around people all the

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time who are gifted, and

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I'm looking at their gifts, and they

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steady complaining about what they don't have,

7:25

but will not get up off

7:27

there behind and use the gifts

7:29

that God gave them. And it's frustrating.

7:32

It's gotta be frustrating for you if

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you're doing it, because it's frustrating for

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me when I see it. So when these people

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come to me and ask me for help, I just keep going

7:41

the same thing over and over. Help yourself,

7:44

man, do for you use your gift.

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It's a cat sitting behind the wall right

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now that's locked up. That's so

7:51

good at artistry. It's cats

7:53

in that tattoo and everybody, man,

7:55

get out, do it the right way. Quit

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selling drugs, man, You ain't going at

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selling no drugs. You're going to jail. And

8:02

if that don't do it, somebody gonna get tired of

8:04

you selling drugs because they're gonna want to sell them over and

8:06

they're gonna kill you. Let's just keep this thing real

8:08

for just a second here, Come on, man,

8:11

get up off your butt because you're sitting on the

8:13

gold mine, and you're sitting up here, somebody always

8:15

looking for a shortcut to the top. Ain't no

8:17

shortcut, somebody told me just the other day.

8:20

Man, the road to success

8:22

is always under construction. It

8:25

ain't paved, it's

8:27

got detour signs on it. It's

8:29

got slow men working. Sometimes

8:32

they flip the stop sign. You gotta sit there

8:35

and wait. Sometime they got slow. That's

8:37

traffic. That's accidents.

8:40

Somebody on the road holding up things with

8:42

a flat tie. It's nails, its gravels,

8:44

This spike's everything. The road

8:47

to success is always

8:49

under construction. It ain't getting

8:51

ready to be easy just because you didn't decided

8:54

to do it. But don't sit around on your

8:56

behind and complain all the time about

8:58

what you don't have. My daddy

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said it, man, get up off your butt because

9:02

you're sitting on a gold mine. You got

9:05

a gift, you got a talent, You got

9:07

something that you can do that could

9:09

make a way for you, but you won't

9:11

do it. It is within you. Stop

9:14

looking around. Here's where people waste the

9:16

most time on the road to success, looking

9:19

around at somebody else trying to

9:21

figure out, man, how can I do what

9:23

they did? Do what you do? You

9:26

ain't jay Z, You

9:29

ain't. Sorry. I got a couple

9:31

of your homies told you you rap better than

9:33

him. But you're not jay Z. Really you're

9:35

not. You know, all of us then shot

9:37

at him, but we ain't Richard Pryor a

9:40

nice shot, Steve, Bernie

9:43

Die, all of we took some great shots

9:45

at it. We're not him. Do

9:47

what you can do? Do you do

9:50

your gift quick? Complaining about

9:52

what you don't have, Get up off your

9:54

butt because you're sitting on a gold

9:57

mine. You're listening to Steve

9:59

Harping Morning Show. Who

10:03

two one, two

10:06

three four? I got it? Uh

10:10

show enough got it? Tell

10:14

me how you want it? Because I got

10:16

it. Oh, look

10:19

at Hill, I got it. Anybody

10:22

out there wan't it? I got it? Hey,

10:28

who needs some mold? I got

10:30

it? Get

10:33

it from the store. I got

10:35

it. Hey,

10:37

Hey, hey, hey, I

10:41

got it. That's how we started it today.

10:44

I got it. Steve Harvey Morning

10:46

Show. Gratitude affects

10:50

your attitude, which

10:52

he termines your altitude. That's

10:55

it. Shirley Strawberry calling for real

10:57

Mississippi, Monica Junior and

10:59

the legendary. If you Tommy celebrating

11:01

his birthday on yesterday, we'll

11:04

find out what he did later on, Ladies

11:06

and gentlemen, junior, what is on your

11:08

mind? Let me ask someone? H

11:11

Oh, can you a situation somebody mad

11:13

at you about? How much information

11:15

do you need before you start confessing

11:18

that you actually did it? Oh?

11:21

If you're mad at me? Yeah, how

11:23

old before you start apologize

11:25

like I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that apologizing.

11:27

Oh, we gotta o. We gotta go through some things where

11:29

you get apology. First of all, I need to

11:31

know. First of all, let

11:34

me ask you a question. What

11:36

are you mad? Fault? Yeah?

11:39

See you gotta know that. See

11:42

you gotta use like full let the words when

11:44

you du and stuff like that. And it's a bad

11:47

word, so I can't use it. But these are

11:49

the sentences when you come to me with you

11:52

mad at me? Who

11:54

the blake? What

11:57

the blak? And how

12:00

come to blake? Now? Once

12:02

you answered, let's going again. Who

12:04

to blak? Yeah? What

12:06

to blak? How come to blake?

12:09

Now? Let's start down. Okay,

12:12

Now, if you can answer them three questions sufficiently,

12:17

it has to be to my approval, then

12:21

we find out you know what it is you're

12:23

talking about, and then we talk about of dad deserves

12:26

apology. I have apologized many

12:28

times about a lot of things, you

12:31

know, But

12:33

you know why you asked, though, Julie.

12:35

Yeah, well, well you know I got a part in the mind.

12:38

He just started confessing, you know to a

12:40

girl that he just started saying, I'm sorry, I ain't

12:42

mean to do it right there, said he's

12:44

stupid, He's stupid. Yeah,

12:47

he's stupid. I'm not offending walk in

12:49

the house and start confessing nothing.

12:54

You just gonna take hours of interrogation

12:57

to start passing out information.

13:00

Forty eight hours I'm

13:02

talking about. Man, you might as well cut this air conditioning

13:04

down on fifty eight and putting in a T

13:06

shirt in the room with a bright light before I started

13:09

answering question And I'm good at that. I've

13:11

been to jail for real. Man. Yeah, FBI

13:14

talking to me before. I know how to stay strong?

13:17

Dog, looking at him just as confused, like

13:20

I ain't had no idea why I was down here.

13:24

Dog, I was so good, you might go ahead me blue

13:26

jacket with the little yellow writing on the back of it. I

13:29

answering questions like I was in the FBI. All

13:33

right, listen, we gotta go. Coming

13:36

up in thirty two minutes after the hour, the

13:38

after birthday boy nephew Tommy is

13:40

here to run that prank back right after this.

13:43

You're listening string

13:46

show, All right, it is time to

13:48

kick your morning off with the nephew and run

13:50

that prank back. What you got for us? Now hit

13:53

my car? You hit my

13:56

car. Let's go, kid though,

13:59

Oh you sat all

14:01

over the place. Hello, I'm trying

14:03

to speak to a Delson. This is

14:05

she. Do you live an apartment number seven

14:08

eighth? That depends

14:10

on who's asking. My name is Herman

14:12

Wales. I live in building three, apartment

14:14

one on five. Do you live in an apartment

14:16

number seventy eight? What you want

14:18

with where I live? Look? Man,

14:21

do you drive a camera or Tokyo? The camera?

14:23

Light blue? One? Yes? All

14:26

right? Your next dough neighbor

14:28

then told me that you ran into my car.

14:30

I got a being as a block one of two thousand

14:32

and five C two forty Now

14:34

I got light blue scratches on My neighbor

14:38

told you what your neighbor.

14:41

Matter of fact, his name is Brian

14:44

Kendall. To the

14:47

little across the hall, what the

14:49

cross sidem that little across the hall

14:52

told you what? Man? Listen,

14:54

all I know is he say he lived in apartment

14:57

eighty. He lived next door to you. You live in

14:59

a supposed the apartment seventy age

15:01

right here in Cambridge Court apartments. Now,

15:03

all I'm saying is he told me your

15:05

car is, which is the light blue car

15:08

hit my back into my car? And I ain't

15:10

trying to create no problem, but somebody got to fix my car

15:13

and I got light blue scratches on my

15:15

bends. Uh. Last I checked

15:18

my light blue clamming. Wasn't the only light blue

15:20

camera they made. Ma'am, you're the only

15:22

light You're the only light blue car in the parking

15:25

lot anyway, the only light blue car in

15:27

the parking lot. Right now, I ain't

15:29

gonna say I've been the only light blue car in

15:31

the damn parking lot. Man,

15:34

I'm done. Look and

15:36

I'm in the middle watching tea. What

15:39

can I do for you? What you mean? What can

15:41

you do for mean? You didn't hit my car. I ain't touch

15:43

your damn car. If you got some cameras

15:45

out in this parking lot that saw me hit your

15:47

car, No, I don't have no cameras but the

15:49

last then I believe this conversation

15:52

is over and I don't give a damn

15:55

what's across That man across the hall told

15:57

you, look, let me tell you something. You didn't

15:59

hit my car. No, you're gonna hold

16:01

on, hold on player. Uh is you

16:04

yelling at me? I'm not yelling at you, but

16:06

you don't at my car. You the only touch your

16:08

damn You're the only light blue car

16:10

in the parking lot, the only light blue

16:13

car in the parking lot. Nah. And

16:15

as a matter of cract, my cla ain't eat me in the

16:17

parking lot. My sister bar my car go to the

16:19

show. Well, is it possible that your sister

16:21

is the one that hit my car? Now? Nah?

16:24

What okay? Is your sister

16:27

when is she coming back? Maybe she hit my car

16:29

and didn't tell you she hit my car. Now, she ain't

16:31

hit your car. She ain't hit your car because she would

16:33

have told me she hit your damn call. Look,

16:36

Uh, I said, ain't nobody to hit your

16:39

damn car. My car ain't got no damn scratches

16:41

on it. What you ain't gonna be You

16:44

won't give a what kind of scratches you got on

16:46

your car, but I can't do a

16:48

damn thing about it. And even if you did, let

16:51

me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance,

16:53

no way, so I can't do nothing for you.

16:56

Wait a minute, Wait a minute, let me tell you something you ain't

16:58

gotta tell me you ain't. I see me fine,

17:01

and as far as I'm concerned, this conversation

17:04

is over. Wait a minute, let me ask you call

17:07

it back. Mister. You act

17:09

like I ain't got your

17:16

about. You had them scratches on your

17:18

car all ready, and you ain't

17:21

going to use me as no more an

17:23

excuse to get you no new papers. I had

17:25

no scratches already on my car. Yeah you had

17:27

him? Oh yeah, you had no I'm gonna

17:29

tell him an insurance and just if

17:31

he come over here, nah, because you're

17:34

gonna be using your insurance. I now re

17:36

told you ain't got any don't make me come over to your

17:38

apartment. No. Seven, standing in the door. I'm

17:40

on my way to the doll Nah, I'm standing

17:42

in the door. Come out, come

17:44

out. Look, I got thirty five hundred dollars

17:47

worth for scratches on my car that you need

17:49

to pay for. You the only you're the only worth

17:52

thirty five more one hundred dollars.

17:54

So you already doing better than me? What?

17:57

What? What? What? Look?

18:00

I not ready told you I'm tired of talking

18:02

to you. I'm watching TV and you

18:04

ain't got stiff talking to me about. I need

18:06

to talk to you about this car, lady, listen

18:09

to your

18:11

call. My car ain't bumped

18:13

up against your call. I ain't even park

18:15

next to know BMW's late. It's

18:18

a ben Ever,

18:20

it's a ben C two forty a black

18:23

Give a damn if it's a being

18:26

seven seven to seven, I

18:28

can't help you. They don't make a seven

18:30

seven lady.

18:33

Look, you know what? Can I say something to you?

18:35

No, you can't say you know what you can

18:37

say to me? You can say by I

18:40

just want to say one more thing to you, one

18:42

more thing. I'm gonna give your one moment, and

18:44

fine, go ahead on all. I want to say this,

18:47

nephew timing from the Steve Harvard Morning Show.

18:49

Your sister robbing out of DC, putting

18:51

me off. Oh make

18:54

me you know what? I

18:56

don't even have y'all. So

18:59

I listen to the show on the inn knee and

19:02

this boy, Oh you

19:04

wait till I talk to her. All

19:06

right, mister Dale, listen before you

19:08

go, can you tell me what is the

19:11

baddest radio show in the land,

19:13

The Steve Harbor Morning. So

19:16

all right that you taught me you

19:19

knew you didn't run into nobody hit

19:22

nobody, because I'll be trying to falk myself

19:24

out there, falk. Won't nobody hit me? You

19:26

know? All right? Did

19:36

she breathe with me? She

19:38

breathed right after you breathe. She breathed

19:42

and hard the reminuds

19:45

on the floor. All right, now, what

19:47

can I you? You

19:51

already doing better than me? I

19:55

love that lady man. Yeah, she

19:58

was outstanding,

20:01

baby outstanding.

20:03

You know what else is outstanding? The Nephew is

20:05

outstanding. July first,

20:08

the Nephew is coming to Columbia South Kakai

20:10

Lacke. Get your tickets there on sale right now.

20:12

I would be at the Koger Performing

20:14

Arts Center. I just found out it's Koger and not

20:17

Kroger. Okay, it's Cooger Performing

20:20

Auts Center. I was out doing that role.

20:22

Everybody's gonna be on our seven are

20:24

in the meat market looking for me. I

20:27

will be at the Koger Performing Arts Center

20:29

July first poor from July week weekend. Tickets

20:31

are on sale right now. All

20:34

right, thank a nephew. Coming up next, asked

20:36

the CLLO. With the Chief Love Officer, Steve

20:38

Harvey in the building, ready for your love

20:40

questions. Right after this, you're listening

20:43

to Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming

20:45

up at the top of the hour. In entertainment

20:48

news, Keisha Colin, Antonio Brown,

20:50

what's the deal with these two? We'll find

20:53

out? And other entertainment news, the New

20:55

York Senate has passed the rap music

20:57

on trial bill and and

21:00

guys. Rumor has it that ABC is

21:02

thinking about Chris rock as the host

21:05

for next year's Oscars. We'll

21:07

talk about all of these stories at the top of the

21:09

hour. Yeah, but right now it's

21:11

time for ask the Neil. Yeah,

21:16

Steve Harvey. All

21:22

right. This one's from Octavia in Nashville,

21:24

Octavia Rights. I got home from church Sunday

21:27

and sat on the front porch with a magazine.

21:29

My husband was out riding his bike.

21:32

He rolled up with a beautiful white woman

21:34

and said, she's our new neighbor that I need

21:36

to meet. We also have a new, heavy

21:38

set, black female neighbor right across

21:41

the street from us, and he ain't ever

21:43

tried to meet her, and my being

21:45

paranoid? Or should I keep

21:48

an eye on him? Clo,

21:51

what you gottorcycle?

21:55

She didn't say, just riding his bike? Just

21:57

a bicycle. Yeah, she

22:00

was on the bike. No,

22:03

he just said he rolled up with the white woman

22:05

and said she the white lady was on a bike

22:07

too. Didn't every day yet? Oh?

22:11

Oh well, see all that is

22:13

it is the sister, the new sister that's in the neighborhood.

22:16

She ain't found the bike that fitch it he

22:19

wants to ride. Oh oh really,

22:21

she don't have really

22:24

don't have a bike that fitch it. And the little white

22:26

lady had a nice little bike in He was out

22:29

right, he's so damn stupid pulling up to the

22:31

house telling her, so you need to

22:33

meet her. Man, if you don't get your ass off

22:35

that bike. I

22:39

apologize to things for some of the stupids

22:41

that we did. Pologize. Yeah.

22:46

Her question is is she being paranoid

22:48

or should she keep an eye on her or on her? Man?

22:51

Well, what is she gonna do? What you think? You

22:54

wouldn't out bike ride? Why you ain't out bike

22:56

ride with you? Man? She no about

22:58

around a bike when no white lady don't know about around

23:03

years old. I ain't never been bike riding with a

23:05

white girl. All

23:10

all white college, get

23:14

out of here and mistakes. She's

23:21

never tried to introduce his wife to the new

23:23

black neighbors. Her point, but

23:25

he you know, it's all up in white women's

23:28

face, bringing

23:30

hu. All

23:33

right, You're done with that one, Alison,

23:35

and Tampa says. My family is

23:38

having a reunion this summer, and I don't want to go

23:40

because my husband lost his job and

23:42

we can't fall My

23:44

family is having My family is

23:46

having a reunion this summer, and I don't

23:49

want to go because my husband lost his

23:51

job and we can't ball out

23:53

like we used to. My family is very

23:55

pretentious, and I know they will

23:57

be asking a lot of questions. Should

24:00

we set this one out? Well,

24:03

I don't know what kind of family reunion you're

24:05

going to where you got the ball out. Ain't y'all

24:07

all gonna wear the same damn T shirts

24:09

with them their names on them. Ain't y'all

24:12

all gonna get the little hotel package.

24:14

You're gonna have that tree on it with everybody's

24:16

name on your hair, the little ragged ass dinner,

24:19

y'all hair, just go on and go and

24:21

lie, just go and lie like

24:26

na. You ain't getting the big ass suite this

24:28

time. You're gonna get a regular room and

24:30

you're gonna be at that hotel where all the doors

24:33

is facing the parking lot. That's where you stay

24:35

in this time. They will not

24:38

be inside the damn devil treat this.

24:41

You're the motel, your

24:44

ass. It's gonna pull your car

24:47

up to your dough and work out your trunk.

24:49

That's what y'all fit. Well,

24:56

they find out you're throwing stuff up

24:58

on the back and catch these tips, so

25:05

you think they should go all right? Uh?

25:08

Brylan and Georgia says, I'm

25:10

a thirty four year old married woman and I'm

25:12

pregnant with our fourth child. It's

25:14

our first boy, and I wanted to name

25:16

him after my husband, But my husband

25:19

has an outside child, a boy who

25:23

was born in twenty nineteen, and that boy has

25:25

my husband's name. Can there be two

25:28

juniors? Hell? Yeah, yeah,

25:30

George Foreman all five of his damn

25:33

boy named George farm Yeah.

25:35

It could be. It could be too old to junior

25:38

who named him kids. All the boys named

25:40

George form. That's crazy.

25:43

He can be the second. How you know who he talking

25:45

to? Probably home?

25:48

Come here, George. Well in our family

25:51

didn't matter, Come here, boy. We all got to go in

25:53

there, everybody or

25:55

ell. I wasn't even boy. I was blanket at blake.

25:58

I was black boy, and

26:01

now you was too little. Talking to my father, he bother

26:04

you. He thought he was gonna hurt you a

26:08

little worthy. I can't gonna get

26:10

it. Get that little boy out of here, going now. No,

26:13

I don't have that problem, So I don't know. I

26:16

got enough to have kids. I don't care. What's your name?

26:18

When they often to be problems, you

26:22

could name a situation number one, two, three,

26:25

four and five? All

26:29

right, last one Clyde and

26:31

Harrisburg says, my thirty six year

26:33

old daughter is dating

26:36

one of my old friends. That's

26:38

fifty nine. When

26:40

I found out about it, my friend told me he didn't

26:42

know me any kind of apology, and now

26:45

I feel like he does. Do I have the

26:47

right to be ticked off or do I

26:49

let it go and be supportive? Well,

26:52

you can let it go. I'll suck upon you there because

26:55

it's your friend, you know, at least your daughter

26:58

he's gonna play me dog, gonna tell man, you don't

27:01

owe me nothing. Okay, cool, I can't stop y'all.

27:03

She grown you go, but I'm gonna sucker

27:05

puncher. How about that? Now?

27:08

Flat out dead in your damn jaw,

27:12

because should

27:14

he have told what? No, Yeah,

27:17

ain't gonna tell me nothing, but just because you did

27:19

and I mentioned it to you talking about you don't owe me nothing?

27:21

Fun, Okay, take this

27:23

one into jaw. Now you really don't owe me

27:25

nothing. I wish y'all well, and

27:28

if you if you do something to a physical I'm gonna

27:30

beat your ass again. That's all right,

27:34

all right? Wants on the drink? Yeah,

27:38

you want some? Yeah, you had to let him

27:40

know, though, you had to let him know. So,

27:45

so he's asking should he let it go?

27:47

Does he have a right to be mad? Or should he let it

27:49

go and be well? He already mad? It ain't no.

27:51

Do you have a right to be mad? You already

27:54

mad? This is your old friend you

27:56

talked to him about He said, he don't owe you no explanation?

27:58

Punch his ass? What? I

28:01

don't see what the problem is. Clyde

28:08

and you and your name Clyde Handling your business.

28:10

Clyde, ain't mean

28:13

what your name say you is trouble.

28:18

I don't know no punk ass Clyde. Live

28:23

up to your name. I don't know no punk

28:25

ass clade. Everybody

28:28

I know name Clyde, hand

28:30

fool live

28:34

up to your name, Clyde. All

28:36

these people I give your names where you can't up? Oldest

28:40

leave all oldest is long horse.

28:42

Anybody their horse ain't number the ass fool

28:45

man. That's

28:49

all right, point

28:52

made, Steve, all right.

28:54

Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll

28:56

have some entertainment news for you. Right after this

28:59

your listen show.

29:04

R and B singer Keisha Cole and

29:07

Antonio Brown were dating. Question

29:09

mark Uh they did a collabo

29:12

together good I didn't know, Okay,

29:14

all right, listen to let's

29:18

listen against Worse. They did a collabo together

29:21

on his song Don't Leave Now.

29:23

Shortly after that, it appeared that Antonio

29:25

posted a video on Instagram that

29:28

appeared to be footage of Keisha's

29:30

lower back tattoo featuring the initials

29:33

A B. He captioned

29:35

the post you ain't pimping until

29:37

you hit an R and B diva, hashtag

29:39

free agent, hashtag keep pimphans

29:43

During the IG live captured

29:45

by the Shade Room, Keisha said she's

29:47

trying to figure out these

29:49

are these are in quotes now, She's

29:52

trying to figure out her relationship with

29:54

Antonio, and at the same time,

29:57

she believes the NFL player made his

29:59

intention is known. I think he made

30:01

it very clear. She said. He was like, baby,

30:04

I liked you at first, but now I don't.

30:06

It's a no. He should felt like his

30:09

post was disrespectful. Then

30:11

Antonio went on Instagram live with another

30:14

message, Kisha kol I'm a player,

30:16

man. Uh we don't want you, Kisha

30:18

Cool. I don't go back, I go forward.

30:22

That's really really

30:24

really just dude right here, man,

30:27

just dude right here. He's

30:29

he's not He's not for the business.

30:32

He's not a smart business man. He

30:35

makes poor decisions all

30:37

the time. This is why

30:40

you would align your That's him. Hill took

30:44

his jersey off, same one

30:47

that left. This ignorance

30:50

started when he left the

30:53

Oakland Raiders. What all

30:56

he had to do was wait till he left over

30:58

the weekend. He all

31:00

he had to do was wake up Tuesday morning. He'd

31:03

had thirty million dollars he left over

31:05

the weekend, lost

31:07

that was that over the helmet.

31:11

That's what he said, was over he didn't have the helmet

31:13

that they didn't make a helmet. Tom Brady put the

31:15

damn helmet on. Once he put the helmet

31:17

on, everybody, everybody

31:20

got to put the damn helmet on now, and

31:23

they gave you and I think there was like so

31:25

many different types of helmet as you could pick from.

31:28

Helmet was Oakland. Then he

31:30

got another chance and Temple was that

31:32

no, no, no no. He went to New England. After

31:35

that, he

31:37

messed that up. Wow

31:41

dollars. Then he took his ass to Temple,

31:44

took his jersey off in the New York Jets

31:47

game and ran off the field. Yeah.

31:49

Well he did a whole end zone dance

31:52

before he did that, though, did they just now?

31:54

Ain't Keshia a little bit too old for a B?

32:00

I don't know now that I don't know their ages.

32:05

She didn't see this track record though, she didn't

32:07

see the Raiders Blue England townper

32:09

didn't she didn't see this I'm

32:11

a playoff forward.

32:15

But you ain't hit You ain't pimping until

32:17

you hit an R and B diva. Yeah

32:19

on yeah, yeah,

32:23

that's disrespect that's what I'm

32:30

very crazy. Okay, seven years and

32:33

he putting all his personal bids all right with

32:36

his stupid ass. Yeah,

32:38

yeah, I don't like that. I didn't like that either,

32:41

BMB like that. Very

32:44

just don't see crazy coming though. You don't

32:46

see this kind of crazy company, Yes, just

32:49

a different kind to Jesus.

32:52

Heint got no money, all right, huh,

32:55

he ain't got no money. He broke he

32:58

worked for Kanye, doesn't he. I

33:00

don't know. Let

33:03

me ask your question, Hollywood.

33:06

You think that's gonna yeah, I don't know.

33:09

Crazy on top of crazy right there,

33:13

now, Kan walk out and

33:15

here the crazy part. Kanye got

33:18

way Mo Sistan ab way

33:22

and that's sad Kanye.

33:29

What Tommy should have done

33:31

better? Holling that Kanye really better.

33:34

They be gonna be walking, nicking and wyoming.

33:36

He gonna do some crazy stuff. All

33:41

right. We're moving on. In other

33:43

entertainment news, according to Hollywood Unlocked,

33:45

the New York State Senate passed the

33:47

Rap Music on Trial Law. Now. This

33:50

is a bill that prevents song lyrics

33:52

from being used as evidence in criminal

33:55

cases, developing protection for

33:57

all rappers, artists, and content

34:00

creators. Jay Z and Fat Joe

34:02

signed their names on the letter supporting

34:04

the legislation. Senator Jamal T.

34:07

Bailey said raps

34:09

should not be treated differently from any other

34:11

art form. Yet in courtrooms across

34:13

the country, artists have been unfairly targeted

34:16

for simply exercising their right to

34:19

creative expression. So there

34:21

you go. I agree with you

34:24

can't hold these guys to a root

34:27

a rap lyric. Sometimes you

34:29

do it just for the cause of the song, sometimes

34:32

to make it rhyme, sometimes to

34:34

tell a story, not not necessarily a true

34:36

story. It's not a documentary. It's a damn rap

34:38

song. Yeah, come on yo, all

34:42

right, Well that bill has passed, all right, Uh

34:45

finally. An entertainment news ABC will

34:47

host the ninety fifth Annual Academy Awards

34:50

next March, and Chris Rock may

34:52

be the host. Rumor has it the president

34:54

of ABC network is considering

34:57

Chris as the host. And we all know Chris

34:59

was he has hosted the Oscars before.

35:02

Viewership roads for the Oscars this

35:04

year versus last year, and the president

35:07

of ABC said on Tuesday, quote,

35:09

it was really a successful year for the show.

35:12

Obviously, there was a lot of controversy that

35:14

I was really happy with the program.

35:17

I think it's a great idea to have Chris,

35:19

and I think they should have me as his silid

35:22

co host. Silent, I

35:25

just want to stand there in case he come

35:27

back. He

35:31

will and

35:33

Christ before. Yeah, I

35:36

think it's a good look too. Coming up

35:38

at twenty minutes after the hour, close

35:40

to forty million people will be traveling Memorial

35:43

Day weekend. We'll talk about it right after

35:45

this. You're listening. Memorial

35:50

Day weekend is next week.

35:53

Wow. And with travel continuing

35:55

to rebound, it sounds like a lot of people

35:57

will be heading somewhere over the three day

35:59

weekend. According to Triple A,

36:01

thirty nine point two million people will

36:04

travel fifty miles or more over Memorial

36:06

Day and that's an increase of eight point

36:08

three percent over last year. And with

36:11

all those travelers, there will be plenty

36:13

of traffic. I'm talking plenty of traffic.

36:15

Of course, the car isn't the only way people

36:17

will be escaping to the Memorial Day weekend

36:20

destination. Millions of people will be

36:22

flying or taking a cruise or

36:24

the train or the bus. So guys,

36:26

um Steve, think back when you were a

36:29

kid. Tell us about

36:31

your favorite road trip vacation

36:33

memory. I don't. I don't have anywhere.

36:37

You didn't go anywhere as a kid. Yeah, damn

36:39

disaster. What

36:43

do you mean what happened? Kean in the Maxwell

36:45

coffee can come. He ain't want to stop. Yeah,

36:48

my daddy, man, he

36:50

needs hot airs, permental cheese sandwiches.

36:54

I don't like none of that. I

36:57

couldn't wait to get me some money so I could

37:01

this hill here.

37:07

We have a good ass trip six hours

37:09

all the way to West Virginia. We're sitting it back of this hot

37:11

ass car. We ain't got no air him

37:14

running the air because it burned more gas. We in the

37:17

back of that hot ass station wagon sitting

37:20

up in him, man like felt like

37:22

just animals in the back

37:24

of that damn How did we not run

37:27

the air back in the day. How do we not trying

37:29

to lay down in the back of the station wagon

37:31

and go to sleep with eat bad ass shocks

37:33

on this car? That

37:37

I won't go bad when we ain't stopping peeing that coffee

37:40

can. Boys on my

37:42

knee. He's trying to pee in this coffee can

37:46

sicken his mess right here handling all

37:51

the white people stopping that stuck is

37:53

in all these little places did not eating.

37:55

We gotta eat what my mama made. Were

37:57

opening up stuff in wax papers, went

38:01

the pot in there. All

38:04

these white people going in the restaurant to

38:06

eat, were just looking out the window.

38:08

Don't get don't get out this car. We're gonna gasp

38:10

something. Keep going yeah

38:15

here, running around here, beat and touch something, knock it off

38:17

the shelf. And then I got to pay for that too,

38:20

just tearing this down car. Stick

38:23

your head out that window again and see what happened.

38:27

That pretty

38:31

for you, huh roll pimento

38:36

cheese man on the sandwich

38:38

and the wax paper that an

38:40

egg salad sandwiches.

38:44

I don't want none of that, but the boy

38:54

survivors. All

38:56

right, thank you for that. Steve coming

39:00

up with thirty four minutes after the hour. We'll check

39:03

your voicemail, Steve. Right after this you're

39:05

listening morning

39:08

show. Well,

39:10

Steven, it's time now to check your voicemail.

39:12

If you would like to leave a voicemail for Steve,

39:14

call eight seven seven twenty nine Steve

39:17

eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve.

39:19

Let's go to our first caller. It's James

39:22

from North Carolina calling about

39:24

Steve. The Buffalo shooting. Eight

39:26

Steve this James Morgan, who

39:29

live in high Point, North Carolina. I'll

39:31

call about the racist

39:34

right man drive the Buffalo, New York,

39:37

kill up the black people. I mean, this thing

39:39

is getting outrageous. Okay, I'm a

39:42

family twenty one years I'll go, I

39:44

can't get a gun for me. Okay, man, it's

39:46

getting so bad. I believe that

39:48

they're gonna start kicking in outdoors kill me.

39:51

So when that happened, I can't defend myself

39:53

because I made a mistake twenty one

39:55

years ago. So I can't get a license

39:57

at arm to check my house. I

39:59

mean, I just want to know what you feel about

40:01

that. Me and all the other fellers

40:04

that have been over twenty thirty forty years.

40:06

It can't get a gun for me, just my opinion.

40:08

Just tell me what you feel about Steve well

40:11

Bro. I mean the way I feel about it is

40:13

a little bit different. I'm not really

40:15

a big proponent of gone on

40:17

the ownership. I don't care

40:19

nothing about this Second Amendment because

40:21

the Second Amendment has been abused. You

40:25

know, everybody has the right to bear arms.

40:27

Okay, I got that everybody though,

40:30

so now everybody got guns. Everybody,

40:32

everybody got guns. Shouldn't have guns, and

40:34

we don't have a real proper way

40:37

of determining who that person is.

40:39

So I mean, I feel you, brother, you can't

40:41

get a gun, But I don't think more guns

40:44

is a solution. You know, the only

40:46

way to get rid of darkness is with light. You ain't

40:48

gonna get rid of gun violence with more guns.

40:51

You know, that's just my opinion. Now, you're free

40:53

to have yours. Anybody can have it

40:55

if they want to. But I got you on

40:57

to protect yourself. But guns

41:00

is gonna lead to more gun violence, and

41:02

we we I think we're past the

41:05

point of reversing this because

41:07

I think this country is so hYP hypocritical

41:11

and so in the pocket of the nr

41:14

A that we're at a point of no

41:16

return in this country because we

41:18

don't even know how to solve this problem. Because they're

41:20

not gonna stop selling guns. They find every

41:22

which way they can to sell guns because they make

41:24

money off to sell the guns, and they make money

41:27

off a crime. They make money

41:29

off of prisons. So now why

41:31

would you stop guns? Look, man,

41:34

it's just a big mess. So I apologize

41:37

to your brother. I appreciate you suffering your loss

41:39

and understand where you're coming from. But me

41:41

personally, just Steve Harvey, don't think that more

41:44

guns is the solution. We got

41:46

a big enough problem as it is. That's just my

41:48

opinion. But if you want to own gun, I think everybody

41:50

should have a gun to one one, but it's just gonna

41:53

be more problems. Yeah, all

41:55

right, Steve, let's go to mitchi

41:57

Um talking about Buffalo, New York

42:00

as well. Hello, Steve, this

42:02

is Mitchie from Buffalo, New York. Just

42:05

trying to wish my people in my

42:07

city a little bit of sunshine

42:09

and light over the dark time with dealing with

42:12

this tragic racist defense that just happened.

42:15

It's crazy. Yeah, we all

42:17

agree with you. Everybody on the show. We send

42:19

out condolences to brothers

42:21

and sisters up in Buffalo. The thing

42:23

I didn't like, first of all, the

42:26

senseless murders, that's of course that

42:28

goes without saying. But when

42:30

they went in there and got him and they walked him out like they

42:32

had was arresting him for jaywalking, you

42:36

know what? Ass what

42:38

a blame out? Do you understand that the

42:40

dude that bumb rushed Dave

42:42

Chappelle was in worse

42:45

condition getting in the ambulance

42:47

than the dude that killed twelve people.

42:51

How he come out of there and they walking him

42:53

out holding him by his arm? Where

42:56

his broken arm? Man, where you didn't kick his teeth

42:58

in? We didn't do nothing. See, man,

43:00

That's what I do not like about this white

43:03

privilege. Man, because white privilege is real.

43:06

You take your black as somewhere and shoot

43:08

a bunch of people, and see if they walk you

43:10

out the way they walk this little eighteen year old white

43:12

boy out. And they're already on Fox if you watch

43:14

Tucker Carson. Man, boy, the enemy

43:17

is real. We're being blamed for this

43:19

mentally ill eighteen year old and

43:21

now we can't voice our opinion on how

43:23

we feel about I'm going what

43:26

you didn't spun this like this, Tucker

43:28

Carson. No remorse for the loss

43:31

of lives, right right? So

43:33

man, we feel five brothers and sisters up

43:35

in Buffalo, New York. Man, But were

43:37

with you on this? And justice gonna

43:39

get served. He not fitting to get off like the ridden

43:41

high boy, I can tell you that right now. But mentally

43:44

ill, when you was selecting not to shoot the white

43:46

man, these

43:49

are your reparation. Yeah,

43:52

all right, um, all right, thanks for your calls

43:54

eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, We're

43:56

gonna switch gears here and get

43:59

straight to the net. You in the prank phone call for today.

44:01

Right after this, you're listening to

44:04

Ry Morning Show coming

44:07

up at the top of the hour, right about four

44:10

minutes after. It's my strawberry letter

44:12

for today, and the subject is fake

44:14

it until you make it all right. We'll

44:16

find out what that's all about in just a few because

44:19

right now it is time for the nephew and

44:21

today's prank phone call. What's on the menu

44:24

for today, nephew? What you got?

44:27

This right here? Shirley is called

44:30

Deborah Kate, Deborah

44:32

Kay. That's the name of this right here, Deborah K. Yeah,

44:35

okay, we'll cry about nice black

44:38

name right there, Deborah K. I

44:42

know when

44:45

they finish it off with K and mean something

44:47

JOHNNK John de

44:50

Yes, that K means something. This right here

44:53

is Deborah K. Cad dog. If you wo

44:57

hello, man, speak to the let

45:00

me tell something of you. My name is Wayne. You

45:03

did my aunties have us today? And

45:05

now I don't know what you did. I don't know

45:07

what kind of glue you'd use with weaves or

45:09

whatever, but my auntie had and fell

45:11

out in church today doing I don't. I

45:13

don't even use glue because I don't even

45:16

know why you're coming at me on the side tip anyway

45:18

about your auntie. My auntie is,

45:21

My auntie is Deborah, and I have fella

45:25

do nineteen

45:32

eighty two? You come some glue?

45:36

Po you thank you tripping away? Look, let

45:38

me tell you what. Look,

45:44

let me say this to you all. I'm saying, you

45:46

gotta saying you gotta say because I'm

45:49

serious about you're coming

45:51

at me with some glue. It's that

45:54

for some glue, that mouthing on the side of

45:56

you ain't well, that's what happened, and I fell

45:58

off in service, and all the churchmen it's sitting

46:00

there laughing out. Well, she shouldn't have been. Maybe she's

46:02

trying to keep the devil out of her because she ain't been

46:04

this shouting anyway. But I don't with

46:07

no clue. You ain't in the city and talk about

46:09

my ain't it and her Jesus, don't you

46:12

talk about how she shout. I don't

46:14

even know lue.

46:18

They call her miss Debora. I

46:20

don't know miss She

46:23

just got her hat done from you yesterday how you gonna

46:25

sit here and act like you ain't cutting yesterday?

46:28

God, you just said blue woman,

46:33

and tell me tell me it's

46:35

like I do. Mate, I'm because I don't know and

46:39

I ain't use glue. I'm going to tell

46:41

everybody in Atlanta, Georgia not to come

46:43

to your house minute,

46:47

youse, like on minute? That's

46:49

my livelihood? You now,

46:51

I don't need you? Is this you?

46:54

My name is Wayne. I

46:56

don't know why. Look you're white. I know you're

46:58

all no Wayne, but you you don't get you. I got

47:01

her brother name Big Jay, and bringin

47:04

Bran, bring twine.

47:07

Look, look, let me tell you something. Y'a don't want no

47:09

problem, but I will throw these hands if I got

47:11

to what then? Ain't look

47:14

here? Look here, I ain't got time to tell

47:16

y'all any whatever who ain't the mistake?

47:18

It? What in me? Now? Look, you don't get

47:21

me out here the good Sunday. I just came

47:23

from church as hot as hell, and you're telling

47:25

me my blue you ain't got no journey

47:28

today, dude. I ain't got nothing to do. I got

47:30

to find out why my I ain't a half falling out in

47:32

church and it ain't me so called

47:34

somebody else in at plant because I'm

47:37

I am the fist two.

47:39

But when you ain't you from you must not be in

47:42

right now. If you got people hair falling out in church

47:44

and glue falling all off on the pew, don't

47:47

y'all ain't it probably in glue her own and

47:49

that's not the white fella. No gonna tell

47:51

you right now, I'm the hottest filett

47:53

It isn't a napt so no shit,

47:56

ain't nobody if I if hey, I ain't do a

47:58

hat, I don't you

48:00

call in and everybody in that half da

48:02

say the same sight. Look all

48:05

I'm saying is you're then messed up my ain't

48:07

and hair. I want to get it rectified. I need

48:09

you, first of all to call and apologize

48:11

to her. Apologize. Have you got

48:13

rosial human drinking on some Jesus use what

48:16

y'all ain't And that's why you want

48:18

Michael Jackson and you ain't debril See or

48:20

whatever her name you look. Let me tell first

48:23

of all, you go you're gonna respect my ain't

48:25

it? Okay, yah, whatever you say, her name

48:27

is put up. I want you to redo

48:29

my ain't and hat for free and get all her

48:32

money back from the first time she paid you. I

48:34

don't know who. Hold on, I don't know who

48:36

this who? I don't know who you are. I'm

48:39

why are you coming? Wain? Look your

48:41

Wayne. I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna hang up in your face. Nah,

48:43

hold up, I'm devil, nephew Wayne.

48:46

Nah, I ain't fifty two years old. Now. If you ain't

48:48

gonna respect your elders, how you expect

48:50

to be blessed? You say you just went to church? Then

48:53

see that's the problem. You're calling me. Oh Sunday whist

48:55

alone, got me cussing like this. See

48:59

I wouldn't. I

49:02

got one more thing I need to say to you before

49:04

I get off the phone. What's up?

49:07

Because you wasted one minute? This is Nephew

49:10

timing from the Steve Harvey Morton

49:12

Show. You just got brank from

49:14

your girlfriend? Got

49:24

me? What's

49:31

up? Your

49:35

girl told me? She said, trust me going

49:38

off the first twelve sucker,

49:41

She know what

49:45

it is. Hey,

49:48

baby, man, you don't do no, you

49:50

don't do no glue. No, I don't know

49:52

glue. I don't I don't tell

49:55

you glue. It's

49:57

too high, all

50:00

right, baby? Ain't nobody ain't nobody half

50:02

fell out of the church that you still They say you

50:04

the bomb down there. So I just wanted to call

50:06

and make sure I prank my girl. She

50:09

the one, all

50:15

right, baby, answer one thing from me. One

50:17

is the baddest I mean, the baddest radio

50:19

show in the world. String

50:23

show. Who don't

50:27

get it? Baby ready

50:31

sight or

50:34

whatever? Her Namy Bank.

50:37

I've been a blank since eighty two, nineteen

50:40

eighty two. I've been doing so in. But

50:42

I'm my big brother, big Jake. Put the

50:45

hands got

50:48

me doing all this. Customer old

50:56

yesterday, okay,

50:59

all right, we ain't gonna we ain't gonna

51:01

breakday was good birthday. It was good work

51:04

all day. My wife flew

51:06

in a hangout with me. I'm I'm in Miami, said

51:08

we're kicking it, and uh, it's a good

51:10

thing. It's a beautiful thing. I got something for you guys.

51:12

Here is miles of given. I got a miles of giving. Weekend

51:15

is jumping off. Yeah, it is in

51:17

New Orleans, Louisiana. You

51:19

do not want to miss it. The miles of Giving Weekend

51:21

jumps off. The long

51:24

drive champion Miss Troy Mullins would be doing

51:26

a youth golf clinic at the English

51:28

Turn Golf Club. You don't want

51:30

to miss it. So all of you parents out

51:32

there, you want to get your your kids involved

51:35

in golf, come out there. Troy Mullins and putting on a

51:37

clinic and she will teach you how to hit

51:39

that ball. Well, she Mike, she can

51:41

teach the kids, but I ain't seen a grown

51:44

person yet learn how to hit this ball that

51:46

far. The girl is bad, all right. Also,

51:49

I got the Amazon is hosting

51:51

a military career fair. You do not

51:53

want to miss it. You're looking for a job. Amazon will

51:55

give you a job if you Timmy got it going on. Okay,

51:57

I'm sometime to tell you this is the miles of given

52:00

weekend. I got a white party, I

52:02

got I gotta, I got a golf tournament. I'm

52:04

kicking it with the Zulu. We're throwing something. Man,

52:06

go to go to miles of given dot org,

52:09

the Gold Rundown, Miles of Giving

52:12

dot org. So if you're in the n All

52:14

Baby, the n Old Baby, you

52:17

want to be with me at the English Turn Monday,

52:20

June twenty seven, We're gonna be hitting

52:22

that ball. Okay. If you can't

52:24

play, keep coming because half the people coming can't

52:26

play no way. It's a party on the green.

52:29

Well, nephew, time through a golf tournament. We're partying

52:31

and we're hitting some golf, and it's in that order.

52:34

We party, hit some golf, all right,

52:36

gumbo, Yeah, okay, yes, you have

52:39

You're gonna have you help you. You're gonna be drakes

52:41

on every other whole. I'm gonna have your lit

52:44

at the golf turn. Okay, all right,

52:46

English turn baby, June twenty seven, Go to

52:48

miles of given dot org and get all the information

52:51

miles of giving dot org. Nephew

52:54

timon coming to the n old baby.

52:56

Okay, that is all right, that sounds

52:58

fun. Congratulation, Yeah, all

53:01

right, thank a nephew. Coming up

53:03

next, Strawberry Letter, the subject fake

53:05

it until you make it. We'll

53:07

find out what that's all about. Right after this. You're

53:10

listening to the Steve Harvey Morning

53:12

Show. It

53:15

is time now for today's Strawberry Letter,

53:17

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53:20

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53:37

Buggle up and hold on tight. We got it for you here.

53:39

It is a strawberry letter, all

53:42

right, thank a nephew. Subject. Fake it

53:45

till you make it, Just Stephen

53:47

Shirley. You might call me a bitter baby

53:49

mama or a scorned ex girlfriend,

53:52

but that's fine by me as long as you give

53:54

me some advice on what to do. I have

53:56

some information about my ex boyfriend's

53:58

new fiance. My X

54:01

and I dated for seven years and have a daughter

54:03

together. We met in law school after

54:05

he was assigned to my study group. He

54:08

was a scrawny nerd with no swag,

54:10

but I liked him because

54:12

he was very smart and well spoken. After

54:15

law school, we got great jobs and we

54:17

opened a mailbox and shipping center.

54:20

Business was great and I had just had

54:22

our daughter, but I was always unfulfilled

54:25

sexually. He was absolutely he

54:27

has absolutely no game in the bedroom,

54:29

but I suffered through it because

54:31

I loved him. In twenty twenty,

54:34

he started cheating on me, and he was

54:36

so lame he did not know how to cover his

54:38

tracks. After a few months of arguing

54:41

about him cheating. He left me. I

54:43

kept the house, and he's buying me out

54:45

of the business. He drafted a document

54:48

to make sure I won't keep our daughter from

54:50

him. Without any explanation, he

54:52

is gone and he lives with his new

54:54

fiance now, less than a year

54:57

after he moved in with her. He gave

54:59

her a five carrot diamond ring, and

55:01

he's telling all of his friends that she's

55:03

his soul mate. He cannot

55:05

even look me in the eyes

55:08

now. But here's the deal. I know for

55:10

a fact that his new fiance is

55:12

a gold digger and he is being played

55:15

for a fool. She's told her sister

55:17

that he is terrible in bad and

55:19

she is literally faking it until she makes

55:21

it down the aisle and becomes his wife.

55:25

Her sister told my best friend everything

55:27

about how she plans to use him for his money.

55:30

I want him to feel like an idiot for leaving

55:32

me without any closure. How do I let

55:34

him know that he really screwed up

55:37

big time? Wow? Well,

55:39

you know what, that's

55:41

not your job. Telling him is

55:44

just not your job, I mean, and

55:46

what he's doing now is not your business.

55:48

He owes you nothing but child support

55:50

for the baby you guys have together. That's

55:53

it, period. I mean, forgive this

55:55

man and move on with your life. That's

55:57

my best advice to you. Stop making

55:59

your every thought about how are you going to

56:01

get back at him? Because guess what, he

56:04

doesn't care he walked out

56:06

on you. If his new fiance is

56:08

what you heard, she is a gold digger,

56:10

so what he'll find out soon enough or not.

56:13

It's still his life. And you know what, life

56:15

does have a way of teaching us really

56:18

really good important lessons. All right,

56:20

whether or not she's a gold digger is no concern

56:23

of yours. You just want revenge at this

56:25

point, So don't be bitter. Don't

56:28

be bitter. Just get to looking your best

56:30

and being even more successful. The money

56:32

he buys you out with, you can take that and

56:35

open up a new business. If you can put

56:37

your energy into yourself and your

56:39

daughter, then you won't have time to talk

56:42

about mister lousy in bed. You

56:45

know you should be glad you dodged that bullet.

56:47

Don't worry. You don't have to do anything.

56:50

The blank will hit the fan soon. Then

56:53

you can sit back and watch the show. Okay,

56:55

just do you live your life. Forget

56:57

about him, leave him alone, just get his child support.

57:00

Steve, um Lady,

57:04

I want to I want to help you because you

57:07

said something in the beginning. You

57:09

said you might call me a bit of

57:12

baby mama or a

57:14

man. Can't turn the music off. It's

57:17

on your nervous Steve. Yeah, this ain't

57:19

a wrap radio show, thank

57:22

you. That ain't

57:24

what this is. No, I have

57:26

compelling content. You need music when

57:28

you ain't talk about that. You

57:31

know your audience had to be able to sing alone because

57:33

you might not be saying nothing. I'm always

57:36

saying thank you? Who's

57:40

getting on my last? Man? I can't talk with all that in

57:42

the fact that ain't cool in the game. Some of

57:44

madness, that's that's

57:46

straw bed brother Johnson. Anyway,

57:51

I want to help because she said you might want to call

57:53

me a bit of baby mama or scoring their girlfriend.

57:56

That's fine by me, as long as you give me some advice

57:58

on what to do, so I respect she knows

58:01

how she's gonna come across. Now, what

58:03

startling is who wrote these letters?

58:07

My X and I dated for seven years,

58:11

have a daughter together. We met in

58:13

law school. You

58:16

know, very rarely do you have these type

58:19

of people writing into radio stations.

58:21

They met in law school after

58:24

he was assigned to my study group. He was

58:27

a scrawny nerd, no swagger, but

58:29

I liked him because he was very smart and well spoken

58:32

and probably the only other black in the class.

58:35

I'm gonna go throw that out there. I don't know that for a

58:37

fact that I ain't get the letter, and I just wanted

58:39

to throw that out there, you know, just to be

58:41

you know, add more color to the letter. You know. After

58:45

law school we got great jobs and we opened

58:47

a mailbox in the shipping center. Business

58:49

was great, and I had our daughter, she had

58:51

a daughter, but I was always unfulfilled

58:54

sexually. He has absolutely

58:56

no game in the bedroom. But I suffered

58:58

through it because I loved This

59:01

is important information. I

59:03

have a baby by a man that

59:05

really ain't

59:08

handling no business in the bedroom,

59:11

and you suffered through it, but

59:14

you love him. Then in twenty twenty, he

59:16

started cheating on me, and he was so lame.

59:18

He didn't know how to cover his tracks. After

59:21

a few months are arguing about cheating, he left.

59:24

Well, he don't know how to cover his track because he never

59:27

did it before. He ain't got no game, He ain't got no swagger.

59:29

He just out there doing though. But

59:32

you know, I mean he gone. Now after

59:34

a few months arguing about him cheating, he left

59:36

me. When we come back, we're gonna go over

59:38

what you kept and when you're going to find

59:41

out that this is actually a

59:43

blessing in disguise

59:45

when we come back. All

59:48

right, Steve, we will be back at twenty three minutes

59:50

after the hour with part two of

59:53

your response. The subject today is fake

59:55

it till you make it. We'll be back right after this. You're

59:58

listening Steve Harvey Morning

1:00:00

Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's

1:00:02

recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is

1:00:04

fake it till you make it. Former

1:00:07

law students dated for seven

1:00:09

years. This woman that has her

1:00:11

baby by this man. She's

1:00:14

a bit bitter, she claims, which is okay

1:00:16

and understandable. They met

1:00:18

in law school. He was

1:00:20

scrowny, nerd, no swagger, but she

1:00:23

liked him. After law school,

1:00:25

they opened up a business. They had a daughter,

1:00:28

but she said she was always unfulfilled

1:00:30

sexually. He had no game

1:00:32

in the bedroom, but I suffered through it

1:00:34

because I loved Then in twenty

1:00:37

twenty, he started

1:00:39

cheating on me, and he was so

1:00:41

lame, he didn't know how to cover his tracks, and

1:00:43

not a few moments arguing about him cheating. He

1:00:46

left me. Now, to me, this seems like

1:00:48

good riddens. You know you

1:00:50

got it. You got a man that ain't doing nothing

1:00:52

for you sexually, you had the baby. You

1:00:55

know he ain't doing nothing. He come home now

1:00:57

he cheating. Sound like good riddens

1:00:59

to me. But you want some clothes, y'all see

1:01:01

soul Anyway, I

1:01:04

kept the house and he's buying me out of

1:01:06

the business. He drafted a document to make

1:01:08

sure I don't keep our daughter from him. All

1:01:10

that's fair so far, you win it. You're

1:01:12

gonna get your half of the money of the business, and

1:01:15

you got to keep the house, and you got the door.

1:01:18

Without any explanation, he

1:01:21

is gone, and he lives with his new

1:01:23

fiance now less than

1:01:25

a year after he moved in with her and gave

1:01:27

her a five care diamond ring, and

1:01:29

he's telling all of his friends she's

1:01:32

his soul mate. Now you know, this could

1:01:34

be true. This could

1:01:36

be his soul mate. We don't know, We

1:01:39

don't have enough information, but it

1:01:41

very well could be. We know you wasn't,

1:01:44

but also he wasn't yours. See,

1:01:46

ladies, y'all get thrown off with I wasn't

1:01:49

his soul mate. Oh he

1:01:51

wasn't yours though, you see. So

1:01:53

sometimes you'd be looking at the ale

1:01:56

and you don't realize the w You're

1:01:58

looking at the loss when you actually need

1:02:01

to focus on the win. I found

1:02:03

out now he talk, this is his

1:02:05

soul mate. She might be because you

1:02:08

wasn't. But then here's the upside,

1:02:10

ma'am, he wasn't your soul

1:02:12

me. So now you have

1:02:14

an opportunity also to find your

1:02:17

soul mate. But you ain't gonna find him.

1:02:19

To keep digging up your pass. You ain't

1:02:21

gonna find it, digging up your pass, dwelling in

1:02:23

your past, wearing about your pass. What pass

1:02:25

is gone? That's it. So

1:02:28

now I know for a fact. Now

1:02:31

you say, he can't even look me in the eyes. Right

1:02:33

now, where are you the coward? But here's a deal.

1:02:36

I know for a fact that his new fiance

1:02:38

is a gold digger. Now why that's your

1:02:40

business, I don't know. But obviously

1:02:42

you're making something your business that you don't

1:02:44

even have to. This ain't even your problem, he

1:02:48

gone. Why are you making this your issue?

1:02:51

His fiance has a gold digging. He's being

1:02:53

played for a food. She

1:02:56

told her sister that he's terrible

1:02:58

in bad, and she's

1:03:00

literally faking it till he makes

1:03:03

it down the isle to become his wife. Now

1:03:05

listen to this. She told his sister that he terribly

1:03:07

in bed. Didn't you notice he's

1:03:11

just passing this a little bad thing all around

1:03:14

town in his bad Oh,

1:03:17

he got his money to go with it. He ain't got nothing.

1:03:19

Everybody get with him, No, he ain't. He

1:03:22

ain't even learning how to be good at

1:03:24

it. So now another woman

1:03:26

find out and she's literally faking it till

1:03:28

she makes it down the isle and becomes his

1:03:30

wife. Her sister told

1:03:32

my best friend everything about how

1:03:35

she plans to use him for his money.

1:03:37

I just told you ain't got number money, he

1:03:40

ain't got no swag in the bedroom. You said

1:03:43

that, But why are you worrying

1:03:45

about this gold digging fiance that

1:03:47

you ain't got nothing to do with. You're

1:03:50

making a problem yours that don't even have to

1:03:52

be yours. But you're gonna mess around and not meet

1:03:54

your soul mate because you're worrying about another

1:03:56

man who obviously wasn't your soul mate, who

1:03:58

claimed to have found a old maiden. Ain't

1:04:01

got nothing to do with you. I want him

1:04:03

to feel like an idiot for leaving me without

1:04:05

any closure. How do I let

1:04:07

him know that he really screwed up big time?

1:04:10

You ain't got to let him know that. Wait

1:04:12

a minute, You don't think this scenario find to play

1:04:14

himself out. You don't really

1:04:16

think that if he married this woman and this woman just

1:04:19

waiting to get married to him for his money. You don't

1:04:21

think he ain't gonna find this out. You

1:04:24

don't think so. You ain't got to help this situation.

1:04:27

You got what you're doing by getting yourself in

1:04:29

this situation is making your situation

1:04:31

worse. You don't need closure.

1:04:34

He lives with another woman. He

1:04:36

hadn't bought her a five card ring and

1:04:39

claimed her as his soul mate? Or what? What?

1:04:41

What more? Closure? You? What else?

1:04:44

But I'm just need to know what else you knew? He

1:04:48

don't want you. In the words of Judge lying

1:04:50

to Tooler, don't let a woman

1:04:52

have to tell you, don't excuse me. In

1:04:55

the words of Judge Leeing Toler, don't

1:04:57

let a man have to tell you he don't

1:04:59

want you. Now he'd

1:05:01

have told you that he don't want

1:05:03

you because he cheated on him. Then he told

1:05:05

you he don't want you because he moved in with another woman.

1:05:08

Then he told you he didn't want you because he said now

1:05:10

he'd have found his soul mate. So now

1:05:12

what you want to do, lady?

1:05:15

This is good, riddeness, This is your chance

1:05:17

to move on and find your soul man, But

1:05:19

you ain't gonna find your soul mate waring

1:05:22

about what he doing. Let

1:05:24

him go with his non

1:05:27

bacon frying behind it. I

1:05:32

wish I would be wearying about some

1:05:34

woman's on where it don't do nothing for me? Man,

1:05:38

Lee gone about your bids? You

1:05:40

ain't good in bed, and I'm sending him wearying

1:05:42

about you? Man, Lease, can't that someway

1:05:45

else? That's right, Steve

1:05:48

Post You're coming on

1:05:50

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and please check out the Strawberry Letter podcast

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on demand of coming up a forty six

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minutes after the hour, Junior

1:06:03

is here. And you know what Junior does. Junior

1:06:05

does sports talk, and we'll have Junior

1:06:08

and Sports Talk right after this.

1:06:10

You're listening to show,

1:06:14

all right, guys, you know what time it is? It is

1:06:16

time now for junior and sports talk, which

1:06:18

you got junior, thank you, Shirley.

1:06:20

But June fourth, June fourth is coming.

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Intense the band we'll be performing with a live

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print set, so we will do all of that old

1:06:43

Saturday. Okay, kiers Hope dot org

1:06:46

for all information. Yeah, man, hey,

1:06:49

hey, hey you intense.

1:06:54

Hey, Cole, I like it it. Man

1:06:57

band Many doing the Prince s a tribute to Prince Man.

1:07:00

Yeah, you got on that going over. It's gonna be nice,

1:07:02

NiFe, fun walking run, Man, it's gonna be nice. All

1:07:04

right, Here we go, Man, Game one of the Western Conference

1:07:06

Finals last night, Warriors

1:07:08

and Man. And let's just say, man,

1:07:11

if you want to get open, if you want to learn how to play basic

1:07:13

basketball, you gotta watch Golden State Warriors, because

1:07:15

they passed the ball at least six times for

1:07:17

these shot last night. Everybody was in double

1:07:20

figures last night for the starters for the Golden

1:07:22

State Warriors one twelve to eighty seven.

1:07:24

Luca can't do it all by himself. Man, he needs

1:07:27

some help. Man, We've got to get Lucas

1:07:29

some help. Somebody got to step up now

1:07:31

because we are in Dallas. I

1:07:34

just want to say this, and just as Christian

1:07:36

of a way as I can listen,

1:07:41

I'm from Cleveland, I always

1:07:44

be from Cleveland. I am

1:07:46

that dude. Now, you just

1:07:48

gonna have to deal with this series like

1:07:51

I have had to deal with the Browns my

1:07:53

entire life. How's that that's

1:07:56

Jeff safe in to have him right now? I

1:08:00

love Luca. I think that boys whoa all

1:08:03

that in the bag of chip? But they got

1:08:05

the Splash Brothers data and they added who

1:08:07

they got that ignit ass Draymond and

1:08:09

not to mention, God

1:08:12

have mercy that damn Steph Curry man

1:08:15

shooting from anywhere. He won't

1:08:17

to you know how bad they got to feel. You play

1:08:19

your best defense, and step said, I appreciate

1:08:22

at that, and he just pull up from half court.

1:08:25

I would be mad as hell. Man, I'm

1:08:27

playing the best I'm out here guard doing the best. I

1:08:29

can't. I wish the Mavericks,

1:08:31

you know, I think they're gonna make it a series though, I really

1:08:33

do, But this, this is

1:08:36

uh, this is gonna be funky now. I

1:08:38

think in the other series Boston, I think

1:08:40

if they can get Smart back in the Horford

1:08:42

back, I think they're gonna give Miami

1:08:45

run for money. But they had keeps

1:08:47

playing out that series. So hanging out

1:08:49

Dallas, yeah, Das,

1:08:58

Come on, Luca, Man, get

1:09:00

another hero with your boy. Man Hens'

1:09:02

evil some more hill But Golden State looked good last

1:09:04

night. Man. That's boyfriend. All

1:09:07

right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the top

1:09:09

of the hour, President Biden vows

1:09:12

that hate will not prevail. We'll

1:09:14

talk about that right after this. You're

1:09:16

listening morning

1:09:19

show. Well.

1:09:21

In the wake of Saturday shooting spree by

1:09:23

a racist white supremacist who killed

1:09:26

ten black people in a predominantly

1:09:28

black neighborhood of Buffalo, New York, President

1:09:31

Biden visited there visit the area

1:09:33

on Tuesday and delivered an

1:09:35

emotional speech, vowing that

1:09:38

white supremacy and hate will

1:09:40

not prevail. Take a listen, for

1:09:42

the evil did come to Buffalo has

1:09:45

come to all too many places. Manifesting

1:09:48

gunman who massacred innocent people

1:09:50

in the name of hateful, perverse ideology

1:09:54

rooted in fear and racism. It's

1:09:56

taken so much. Ten lives

1:09:58

cut short in the grocery store, three other

1:10:01

wounded, three or three other wounded by a hatefulled

1:10:03

individual who had driven two hundred

1:10:06

miles from Binghamton and then at

1:10:08

range to carry out a murderous racist

1:10:11

rampage that he would live stream,

1:10:14

live stream to the world. What happened

1:10:17

here is simple and straightforward

1:10:19

terrorism, terrorism, domestic

1:10:23

terrorism, violence inflicting in

1:10:25

the service of hate and the vicious

1:10:27

thirst for power that defines

1:10:29

one group of people being inherently

1:10:32

inferior to any other group. Hate

1:10:35

that through the media and politics,

1:10:38

the Internet has radicalized

1:10:41

angry, alienated, lost, and isolated

1:10:43

individuals in the falsely believing

1:10:46

that they will be replaced that's the word, replaced

1:10:49

by the other, by people who

1:10:51

don't look like them and who are therefore

1:10:55

in the perverse I geology that they

1:10:57

possessed and being fed lesser,

1:10:59

being ill, and all of you reject

1:11:02

the lie. I call it all Americans

1:11:04

to reject the lie. And I can theemn

1:11:07

those who spread the life

1:11:09

for power, political gain,

1:11:11

and for profit. That's

1:11:16

what it is. Wow. I

1:11:18

mean, sure, what

1:11:20

he's saying, it's true. Whether

1:11:23

anything is done about it as a whole another

1:11:25

issue. Well, you know, the

1:11:29

key part for me was when he said for people

1:11:31

who use it for political gain. That's

1:11:35

a clear message because

1:11:37

not speaking out against this is almost

1:11:40

like condoning it. I'm just it's

1:11:42

really devastating, man, when you watch these

1:11:44

reporters on Fox, how they report on

1:11:46

this thing. It's amazing, man,

1:11:48

how the Republican senators

1:11:51

don't come out and speak about this. Now

1:11:54

there are I haven't heard anybody talking about

1:11:56

it other than dog on Democrats. I

1:11:59

haven't heard anybody talking

1:12:01

about this question and

1:12:04

in terms of being outraged,

1:12:07

not the Republican part. If they have, I've

1:12:09

just missed it. I'm sorry if I've missed it, but I

1:12:11

haven't seen it. And that sends

1:12:14

a clear message because Joe President

1:12:16

Biden was saying, if you're gonna

1:12:19

use these types of things for political

1:12:21

gain and power, you you

1:12:24

you've got to renounce this type of

1:12:26

thing. They don't they sit

1:12:28

that, man, because it didn't happen to them.

1:12:31

Again, it don't happen

1:12:33

to them, and the sad part

1:12:36

about it is when there is a school shooting

1:12:38

that involves white kids. Again,

1:12:42

if it don't involve they

1:12:44

white kids, their very

1:12:46

own personal senate white

1:12:49

children, they don't care about that either.

1:12:52

They don't. Man, this is

1:12:55

the sickness of this country. Man.

1:12:58

I'm tired of it, and I'm tired

1:13:00

everybody asking us to understand and be

1:13:02

patient, be patient for what? What

1:13:04

else? You want us to wait on? What? You want

1:13:06

us to wait on the next shooting because

1:13:09

it's coming. It's coming.

1:13:12

You want us to wait on the next racist

1:13:14

terrorist act because it's coming.

1:13:16

You want us to wait on the next police officer

1:13:19

that kills an innocent black person because

1:13:22

it's coming. Y'all.

1:13:24

Nothing to stop, You're

1:13:26

not They're nothing to stop, man,

1:13:30

because the people in power are

1:13:32

not making moves to stop it. And

1:13:35

it's simply because it's not happening to them.

1:13:38

It just keep happening to us, and

1:13:40

they want to stay in power. They want to stay

1:13:42

in power, keep their positions, keep

1:13:45

living there the mosque and do something, Ain nothing

1:13:47

gonna happen, Going to Jewish synagogue and do something

1:13:50

aint nothing gonna happen. Nothing, man,

1:13:52

They ain't a laws in the change.

1:13:55

Yeah, all right, coming

1:13:57

up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more

1:14:00

of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,

1:14:02

you're listening to the Stay

1:14:05

Show and

1:14:07

trending news. Police found a sixty

1:14:10

one feet deep drug smuggling

1:14:12

tunnel along from Tijuana

1:14:15

to San Diego, Okay. Authority

1:14:18

said it's about a length of a six

1:14:20

foot six football fields.

1:14:22

Imagine that six football fields.

1:14:25

You guys are in the sports and football. Yeah,

1:14:28

that's how long the tunnel is. That's

1:14:31

how long it is. It has a rail system,

1:14:33

ventilation system, and reinforced

1:14:36

walls. The authorities seized about

1:14:38

seventeen over seventeen hundred pounds of

1:14:41

cocaine, one hundred and sixty five

1:14:43

pounds of maths, three point five three

1:14:45

and a half pounds of heroin. Six people

1:14:47

were charged and they are residents

1:14:49

of southern California. How

1:14:52

did they How did the police

1:14:54

find the tunnel? The authorities staked

1:14:56

out a house often used to stash drugs,

1:14:59

making traffic stops that had

1:15:01

been near a warehouse by the border, and

1:15:03

the investigation continued and the authorities

1:15:06

found the tunnel. So that's how they take

1:15:08

wayne more than six people to dig that

1:15:11

far electricity

1:15:13

in the tunnel? Who by the light bill? Yeah?

1:15:16

Who gotta operating? Baby? The contel

1:15:19

got money? Man? Really

1:15:22

know what we we won't

1:15:24

address the real problem, which

1:15:27

is we abuse more drugs and

1:15:30

use more drugs in this country than any

1:15:32

other nation in the world. And we

1:15:34

won't address that problem. We

1:15:36

got so many men. Yeah,

1:15:39

all right, we gotta move on here. Guys

1:15:41

coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,

1:15:43

we'll switch gears and play around. I would you rather

1:15:46

right after this you're listening to

1:15:50

show it is time now for would

1:15:52

you rather let's play around. Let's get

1:15:54

into it. Would you rather sing everything

1:15:57

you speak? Or would you rather

1:16:00

dance every time you walk?

1:16:04

Everything? Hey, we know that's

1:16:07

what you want. I'm not sure to be that happy

1:16:09

ass black person dancing

1:16:11

every time you walk doing

1:16:13

a little ship. So sing

1:16:16

something, Steve, ask

1:16:18

me a question. Okay,

1:16:20

what time is our meeting today? Our conference

1:16:23

call meeting? The time of the meeting

1:16:26

will be somewhere

1:16:29

by the quarter to three. I

1:16:32

won't you call

1:16:35

the Tommy, I won't

1:16:37

Junior gun Mississippi Monarcha.

1:16:41

I won't everybody bo

1:16:44

zoom, get

1:16:47

plenty of rude. The

1:16:52

phone call three

1:16:55

Ias afternoon.

1:17:00

He sings everything. I just yeah,

1:17:05

yeah, all

1:17:07

right. So here's another one.

1:17:09

Would you rather have Christmas twice

1:17:11

a year? Or would you rather have your birthday

1:17:14

twice a year? Birthday?

1:17:17

Christmas? You rather have your birthday twice?

1:17:20

Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Why not Christmas?

1:17:26

Margin damned

1:17:31

Mother's day, damn anniversary, her birthday?

1:17:33

Oh hell no, we even do Christmas twice?

1:17:39

Okay, I guess, okay,

1:17:43

coins yeah, okay,

1:17:46

all right. Would you rather be the commissioner

1:17:49

of the NFL or be the

1:17:51

general manager of your favorite NFL

1:17:54

team? Would

1:17:56

you rather be the commissioner of the

1:17:58

NFL? Would you rather be the general manager

1:18:00

of your favorite NFL sports team? Would

1:18:02

one general manager? Ain't doing nothing?

1:18:05

I need to be out front them, beat the commission, commission

1:18:08

and the check weight that. I'll tell you

1:18:10

right now that Shaun Watson would be

1:18:12

playing for the Browns right now,

1:18:16

he would be what playing for the Browns?

1:18:18

Right? No criminal

1:18:21

charges? We have none? Get you here,

1:18:23

either does

1:18:27

the commissioner, because he's out front. Okay,

1:18:30

absolutely, what about you, junior commissioner.

1:18:33

Yeah, he wouldn't be in Cleveland if

1:18:35

I was the commissioner. Okay, Soday, Well,

1:18:41

good thing you last, ain't the commissioner

1:18:43

hater? All

1:18:46

right? Thank you guys. That is the today's

1:18:49

round of would you rather? Coming up at forty nine minutes

1:18:51

after the hour, the last break of the day and Steve

1:18:53

Harvey's closing remarks right after

1:18:55

this, you're listening Morning

1:18:59

show. All right, guys, it is the

1:19:01

last break of the day. This day went

1:19:04

quickly. It's the last break

1:19:06

of the day right here. It's been a good,

1:19:08

good, good Thursday. Right, yeah,

1:19:12

this is good Thursday. Yeah, Thursday.

1:19:15

Yeah, oh yeah, it's

1:19:18

gone by so quickly, righting. Ain't when

1:19:21

we went back with y'all knowing it ain't that

1:19:25

right now Friday? Right now, that's

1:19:28

what you want? Hey,

1:19:31

Steve, I got a question for you. You

1:19:34

work a lot of jobs, but

1:19:36

what does retirement look like for

1:19:38

you? I don't know, you know, I

1:19:41

was talking to my wife about this, and I

1:19:44

really don't see myself ever doing

1:19:47

nothing. I think ultimately

1:19:49

what I'd like to do is walk away

1:19:51

from TV, and

1:19:55

I would love to just run my mentoring

1:19:58

camp for young boys and girl else

1:20:01

and change as many young people's lives

1:20:03

as I could. I

1:20:06

kind of want to be in a role or

1:20:08

position of you

1:20:11

know, helping people that are less fortunate,

1:20:14

you know, spreading a good

1:20:16

will around

1:20:19

the globe. That's pretty much what I see myself

1:20:21

doing. I don't really see myself

1:20:23

doing any nothing. But

1:20:26

then at the same time, you know, I got all

1:20:28

I gotta find a way to earn a living, you know what I mean,

1:20:30

I gotta do something, So I don't

1:20:32

I don't really know what that looks like exactly. I've

1:20:34

been praying about it a lot. I think I'll be somewhere

1:20:37

in the motivational touring space, and

1:20:40

I know I'll definitely be in the more of a business

1:20:42

capacity. That's why I am headed now.

1:20:44

So you know, hopefully

1:20:46

my businesses will be strong enough to

1:20:49

allow me to walk away

1:20:51

because I don't. I'm gonna you

1:20:54

know, I'm gonna be done with social media, and

1:20:56

I want to be done with the television

1:20:59

part of my life because I you know, I'm a

1:21:01

person where I don't really have a problem

1:21:03

being afraid to reinvent myself. The

1:21:06

hardest decision I've ever made career wise,

1:21:09

to retire from stand up That

1:21:11

was my toughest, single,

1:21:14

toughest decision of my life career

1:21:17

wise, because it was the thing

1:21:19

that made me and it's

1:21:21

still a part of me. So if I can

1:21:23

walk away from stand up, I can certainly

1:21:26

walk away from television. I

1:21:29

just I just got to be in a position about

1:21:33

I don't I don't want to say that because y'all listening

1:21:35

right now. Yes we are, n't

1:21:42

know we can make our retirement points, Okay,

1:21:52

I mean you know, I want you know, I'm sixty

1:21:54

five years old. I've worked hard enough to

1:21:56

be able to determine, you know,

1:21:58

do I want to keep up? Do I want

1:22:01

to? I do want to keep waking up? Do I do?

1:22:03

I still enjoy radio very much. So it's

1:22:06

a part of my life. Yeah. I just signed a new deal,

1:22:08

so I'm here, you know, so

1:22:10

I don't see an ending anytime soon at

1:22:13

all, to be honest with you, but it's some

1:22:15

other things I do want to walk away from. So

1:22:17

yeah, next question, anybody,

1:22:21

Okay, So I got a question.

1:22:23

You could put three

1:22:26

things on your bucket list?

1:22:29

What three things? Would it be? Three

1:22:32

things on my bucket list? There's

1:22:38

a place in

1:22:40

the molds that I've seen and

1:22:46

I want to, Uh, I

1:22:51

want to go and stay there for a month that's

1:22:54

on the bucket list. A month that's

1:22:57

on my bucket list also,

1:23:00

and I'm going to accomplish that. Also,

1:23:03

there is on

1:23:06

my bucket list to

1:23:11

travel the globe for

1:23:14

goodwill and

1:23:17

change lives like that, but not as

1:23:20

a politician. I never

1:23:22

want to be in politics. I don't. I don't

1:23:24

enjoy the red tape of it. If

1:23:27

I could find a place where I could do things politically

1:23:30

that didn't involve the red tape, that's

1:23:32

why I see my life going. That's on the bucket

1:23:35

list to travel the globe for

1:23:38

goodwill, for goodwill,

1:23:40

not not for profit, for goodwill, gestures

1:23:44

of kindness and philanthropy. And

1:23:47

I guess the only other thing on the bucket

1:23:49

list is to

1:23:52

have enough money to take out that full

1:23:54

page ad in the USA Today and

1:23:57

the list of people who can kiss

1:24:01

son don't shine. No, really, that's so I'm

1:24:04

dead, damn sisk

1:24:08

list. What you

1:24:11

need to wearry about is to make sure your ass

1:24:13

a owned up bucket list list,

1:24:17

because that's the third damn thing,

1:24:19

full page ad USA Today,

1:24:21

color name in block print it

1:24:24

and I'm not gonna put it in alphabetical

1:24:27

order. I want you to have to read every damn

1:24:29

name to see if you want. Now, But wait,

1:24:31

what is the headline gonna say. What

1:24:35

is the headline going to say? The

1:24:38

following people, The

1:24:41

following people, Uh, can

1:24:45

put my whole ass

1:24:48

in a box, kiss

1:24:50

it and don't miss a ConA.

1:24:53

That's the deadlines. The

1:24:56

following people can

1:24:58

put my whole ass in a box,

1:25:02

kiss it, and don't miss a

1:25:04

ConA. I'm gonna have ass

1:25:06

packed in that box, don't

1:25:09

miss I have booty

1:25:11

meat all up in the ConA

1:25:13

or the box. Yes,

1:25:16

yes, that's the tinily

1:25:19

all the fox gonna beyond that, everybody,

1:25:22

fox y, Hey,

1:25:25

y'all. After that. I hate

1:25:27

to tell you this, but this is the best news of the

1:25:29

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