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Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all
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know what time. I don't know. Y'all
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have a sun
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for st Please,
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you're going to you,
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you gotta turn to
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turn them out. Turn you got
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to turn them out. Then turn
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the water the water go. Come
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come on your baby, uh
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huh, I shall will. Good
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morning everybody. You're listening to
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the voice, Come on dig me now. One
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and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man.
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What an amazing blessing. God
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has given me my health,
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my dreams, all of it.
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God gave it to me. I accept
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it. I work hard, but
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man on, man on, man, I work hard
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is something that He gave me a gift.
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And that's what I want to talk to you about today,
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because God has gifted everyone, so
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I can't help but believe it. You are
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gifted in some way something
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about you. It's special and
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unique. That doesn't mean you're the only
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one that can sing, or you the only one
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that can write? Are you the only one that can draw?
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Are you're the only one that can decorate?
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Or you're the only one that can network,
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or you're the only one that that's not what it means. Or
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you have a great scientific mind, or you can
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figure things out, or you're good and problem solving.
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You're not the only one, but you are a unique
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individual. Nobody will travel the exact
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path that you're on. Nobody will
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have everything happened in a series
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of circumstances in the
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order that you're going to have it happened to you. That's
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what I mean when I say that you are unique.
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But now because you are gifted, you
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know you have something you have to do. You
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know, there's a scripture. It's
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in Proverbs, Proverbs eighteen and
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sixteen. I've been trying to be a little bit
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better at that for you, you know. So when
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I have an idea and I know where
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it is, I have somebody looked the scripture up from
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it handed to me. So it's in Proverbs
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eighteen sixteen. And this is
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the layman's term of it. It says a
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man's gift make room for him and
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brings him before great men. It
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is your gift that will
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make room for you. Now my interpretation
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of this is this. Now I could be wrong.
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Please go to your local church, Synder God
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Temple, Mos Court of you do and go
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get clarification. But what
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my gift has done in making room
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for me is I've taken it almost
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in the literal sense. My gift has
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actually made room for me. It has cleared
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paths for me. My gift
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has opened up doors for me. That's
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what I take it as. It'll make room
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for you. My gift has is
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broadened my ability to travel.
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My gift has opened my eyes
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to fashion. My gift has
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caused me to be able to provide
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for my family. My gift has
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caused me to be able to reach
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more people. That's what I'm saying in terms
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of it will make room for you. That it may be
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another interpretation. I'm just telling you how
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I took it, that it's worked out pretty
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good for me to that understanding. But I'm pretty
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sure Bishop Jake's, Joel Oldstein
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Ken If Alma, you know God,
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Glenn Staples, Bishop Glenn Stables, these
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guys give you much better understanding
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of it. I'm just giving it to you, you know where I
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know how sold you. I don't. I just like to
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keep it right there. But and then
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it says that it brings you before
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great men. I mean, you know, it's
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gonna take you places. It's
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gonna take you places you never thought of going.
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You're gonna meet people because of your gift.
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I told my son, who two of them
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are good photographers, You'll be taking pictures
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of great men. And then I messed with him.
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You're already taking pictures, say your daddy, you know I'm messing
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with him like that. But that's just me and them, just kicking
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it. But you know, but one day, who knows,
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you could be shooting the president. You know,
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you could be shooting some foreign dignitaries.
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You know, you could be shooting great sport events.
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You know, you never know where it could take you. But
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that's your guift. What you gotta do is
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you gotta get to move and though. See,
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you can't have your gift and not do nothing with
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it. See. You know what that reminds me of.
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It's something that my father used
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to say, get up off your butt
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because you're sitting on a gold mine. He's
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say that all the time. Boy, get
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up off your butt and move it because you're
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sitting on a gold I never really quite
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got that when I was little, but now that I'm an
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adult. I got it full well. See,
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a lot of you are sitting You're sitting
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on a talent or a gift that you have.
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You're sitting on an ability. I don't
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care if it's making cakes or pies. That's
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a gift, man, that's a talent.
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I don't care if it's the ability to do hell, that's
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a gift. Man. Half of you are gifted.
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A lot of us are gifted, and we're
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sitting on it, looking at other people
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wondering what can I do to make it? You already
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got something to make it with. If
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you would just get up off your behind,
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man, quits sitting on that gold mine.
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Some of you are tech savvy, just
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a whiz is when it comes to engineering
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and putting stuff together and cables
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and wires and computers and stuff.
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And now you steady looking around trying to figure
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out, Man, wonder what I can go do? How
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about you go do that? You know
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it ain't that hard, man, If you would
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just take note of what God
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has given you already, He has
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given you a giftft already, He has
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already given you a talent. Now the
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fact that you ain't using it and you're sitting
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on your tail somewhere now,
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who fathers what we're talking
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about? Well, what you're
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blaming God for that? Man? I tell
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you what. I sit around people all the
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time who are gifted, and
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I'm looking at their gifts, and they
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steady complaining about what they don't have,
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but will not get up off
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there behind and use the gifts
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that God gave them. And it's frustrating.
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It's gotta be frustrating for you if
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you're doing it, because it's frustrating for
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me when I see it. So when these people
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come to me and ask me for help, I just keep going
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the same thing over and over. Help yourself,
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man, do for you use your gift.
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It's a cat sitting behind the wall right
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now that's locked up. That's so
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good at artistry. It's cats
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in that tattoo and everybody, man,
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get out, do it the right way. Quit
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selling drugs, man, You ain't going at
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selling no drugs. You're going to jail. And
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if that don't do it, somebody gonna get tired of
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you selling drugs because they're gonna want to sell them over and
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they're gonna kill you. Let's just keep this thing real
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for just a second here, Come on, man,
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get up off your butt because you're sitting on the
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gold mine, and you're sitting up here, somebody always
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looking for a shortcut to the top. Ain't no
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shortcut, somebody told me just the other day.
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Man, the road to success
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is always under construction. It
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ain't paved, it's
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got detour signs on it. It's
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got slow men working. Sometimes
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they flip the stop sign. You gotta sit there
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and wait. Sometime they got slow. That's
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traffic. That's accidents.
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Somebody on the road holding up things with
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a flat tie. It's nails, its gravels,
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This spike's everything. The road
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to success is always
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under construction. It ain't getting
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ready to be easy just because you didn't decided
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to do it. But don't sit around on your
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behind and complain all the time about
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what you don't have. My daddy
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said it, man, get up off your butt because
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you're sitting on a gold mine. You got
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a gift, you got a talent, You got
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something that you can do that could
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make a way for you, but you won't
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do it. It is within you. Stop
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looking around. Here's where people waste the
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most time on the road to success, looking
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around at somebody else trying to
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figure out, man, how can I do what
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they did? Do what you do? You
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ain't jay Z, You
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ain't. Sorry. I got a couple
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of your homies told you you rap better than
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him. But you're not jay Z. Really you're
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not. You know, all of us then shot
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at him, but we ain't Richard Pryor a
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nice shot, Steve, Bernie
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Die, all of we took some great shots
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at it. We're not him. Do
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what you can do? Do you do
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your gift quick? Complaining about
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what you don't have, Get up off your
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butt because you're sitting on a gold
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mine. You're listening to Steve
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Harping Morning Show. Who
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two one, two
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three four? I got it? Uh
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show enough got it? Tell
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me how you want it? Because I got
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it. Oh, look
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at Hill, I got it. Anybody
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out there wan't it? I got it? Hey,
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who needs some mold? I got
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it? Get
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it from the store. I got
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it. Hey,
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Hey, hey, hey, I
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got it. That's how we started it today.
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I got it. Steve Harvey Morning
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Show. Gratitude affects
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your attitude, which
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he termines your altitude. That's
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it. Shirley Strawberry calling for real
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Mississippi, Monica Junior and
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the legendary. If you Tommy celebrating
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his birthday on yesterday, we'll
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find out what he did later on, Ladies
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and gentlemen, junior, what is on your
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mind? Let me ask someone? H
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Oh, can you a situation somebody mad
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at you about? How much information
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do you need before you start confessing
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that you actually did it? Oh?
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If you're mad at me? Yeah, how
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old before you start apologize
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like I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that apologizing.
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Oh, we gotta o. We gotta go through some things where
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you get apology. First of all, I need to
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know. First of all, let
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me ask you a question. What
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are you mad? Fault? Yeah?
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See you gotta know that. See
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you gotta use like full let the words when
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you du and stuff like that. And it's a bad
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word, so I can't use it. But these are
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the sentences when you come to me with you
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mad at me? Who
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the blake? What
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the blak? And how
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come to blake? Now? Once
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you answered, let's going again. Who
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to blak? Yeah? What
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to blak? How come to blake?
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Now? Let's start down. Okay,
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Now, if you can answer them three questions sufficiently,
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it has to be to my approval, then
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we find out you know what it is you're
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talking about, and then we talk about of dad deserves
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apology. I have apologized many
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times about a lot of things, you
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know, But
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you know why you asked, though, Julie.
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Yeah, well, well you know I got a part in the mind.
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He just started confessing, you know to a
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girl that he just started saying, I'm sorry, I ain't
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mean to do it right there, said he's
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stupid, He's stupid. Yeah,
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he's stupid. I'm not offending walk in
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the house and start confessing nothing.
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You just gonna take hours of interrogation
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to start passing out information.
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Forty eight hours I'm
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talking about. Man, you might as well cut this air conditioning
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down on fifty eight and putting in a T
13:06
shirt in the room with a bright light before I started
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answering question And I'm good at that. I've
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been to jail for real. Man. Yeah, FBI
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talking to me before. I know how to stay strong?
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Dog, looking at him just as confused, like
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I ain't had no idea why I was down here.
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Dog, I was so good, you might go ahead me blue
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jacket with the little yellow writing on the back of it. I
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answering questions like I was in the FBI. All
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right, listen, we gotta go. Coming
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up in thirty two minutes after the hour, the
13:38
after birthday boy nephew Tommy is
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here to run that prank back right after this.
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You're listening string
13:46
show, All right, it is time to
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kick your morning off with the nephew and run
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that prank back. What you got for us? Now hit
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my car? You hit my
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car. Let's go, kid though,
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Oh you sat all
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over the place. Hello, I'm trying
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to speak to a Delson. This is
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she. Do you live an apartment number seven
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eighth? That depends
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on who's asking. My name is Herman
14:12
Wales. I live in building three, apartment
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one on five. Do you live in an apartment
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number seventy eight? What you want
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with where I live? Look? Man,
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do you drive a camera or Tokyo? The camera?
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Light blue? One? Yes? All
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right? Your next dough neighbor
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then told me that you ran into my car.
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I got a being as a block one of two thousand
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and five C two forty Now
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I got light blue scratches on My neighbor
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told you what your neighbor.
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Matter of fact, his name is Brian
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Kendall. To the
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little across the hall, what the
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cross sidem that little across the hall
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told you what? Man? Listen,
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all I know is he say he lived in apartment
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eighty. He lived next door to you. You live in
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a supposed the apartment seventy age
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right here in Cambridge Court apartments. Now,
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all I'm saying is he told me your
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car is, which is the light blue car
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hit my back into my car? And I ain't
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trying to create no problem, but somebody got to fix my car
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and I got light blue scratches on my
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bends. Uh. Last I checked
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my light blue clamming. Wasn't the only light blue
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camera they made. Ma'am, you're the only
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light You're the only light blue car in the parking
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lot anyway, the only light blue car in
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the parking lot. Right now, I ain't
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gonna say I've been the only light blue car in
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the damn parking lot. Man,
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I'm done. Look and
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I'm in the middle watching tea. What
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can I do for you? What you mean? What can
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you do for mean? You didn't hit my car. I ain't touch
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your damn car. If you got some cameras
15:45
out in this parking lot that saw me hit your
15:47
car, No, I don't have no cameras but the
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last then I believe this conversation
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is over and I don't give a damn
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what's across That man across the hall told
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you, look, let me tell you something. You didn't
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hit my car. No, you're gonna hold
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on, hold on player. Uh is you
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yelling at me? I'm not yelling at you, but
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you don't at my car. You the only touch your
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damn You're the only light blue car
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in the parking lot, the only light blue
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car in the parking lot. Nah. And
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as a matter of cract, my cla ain't eat me in the
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parking lot. My sister bar my car go to the
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show. Well, is it possible that your sister
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is the one that hit my car? Now? Nah?
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What okay? Is your sister
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when is she coming back? Maybe she hit my car
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and didn't tell you she hit my car. Now, she ain't
16:31
hit your car. She ain't hit your car because she would
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have told me she hit your damn call. Look,
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Uh, I said, ain't nobody to hit your
16:39
damn car. My car ain't got no damn scratches
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on it. What you ain't gonna be You
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won't give a what kind of scratches you got on
16:46
your car, but I can't do a
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damn thing about it. And even if you did, let
16:51
me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance,
16:53
no way, so I can't do nothing for you.
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Wait a minute, Wait a minute, let me tell you something you ain't
16:58
gotta tell me you ain't. I see me fine,
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and as far as I'm concerned, this conversation
17:04
is over. Wait a minute, let me ask you call
17:07
it back. Mister. You act
17:09
like I ain't got your
17:16
about. You had them scratches on your
17:18
car all ready, and you ain't
17:21
going to use me as no more an
17:23
excuse to get you no new papers. I had
17:25
no scratches already on my car. Yeah you had
17:27
him? Oh yeah, you had no I'm gonna
17:29
tell him an insurance and just if
17:31
he come over here, nah, because you're
17:34
gonna be using your insurance. I now re
17:36
told you ain't got any don't make me come over to your
17:38
apartment. No. Seven, standing in the door. I'm
17:40
on my way to the doll Nah, I'm standing
17:42
in the door. Come out, come
17:44
out. Look, I got thirty five hundred dollars
17:47
worth for scratches on my car that you need
17:49
to pay for. You the only you're the only worth
17:52
thirty five more one hundred dollars.
17:54
So you already doing better than me? What?
17:57
What? What? What? Look?
18:00
I not ready told you I'm tired of talking
18:02
to you. I'm watching TV and you
18:04
ain't got stiff talking to me about. I need
18:06
to talk to you about this car, lady, listen
18:09
to your
18:11
call. My car ain't bumped
18:13
up against your call. I ain't even park
18:15
next to know BMW's late. It's
18:18
a ben Ever,
18:20
it's a ben C two forty a black
18:23
Give a damn if it's a being
18:26
seven seven to seven, I
18:28
can't help you. They don't make a seven
18:30
seven lady.
18:33
Look, you know what? Can I say something to you?
18:35
No, you can't say you know what you can
18:37
say to me? You can say by I
18:40
just want to say one more thing to you, one
18:42
more thing. I'm gonna give your one moment, and
18:44
fine, go ahead on all. I want to say this,
18:47
nephew timing from the Steve Harvard Morning Show.
18:49
Your sister robbing out of DC, putting
18:51
me off. Oh make
18:54
me you know what? I
18:56
don't even have y'all. So
18:59
I listen to the show on the inn knee and
19:02
this boy, Oh you
19:04
wait till I talk to her. All
19:06
right, mister Dale, listen before you
19:08
go, can you tell me what is the
19:11
baddest radio show in the land,
19:13
The Steve Harbor Morning. So
19:16
all right that you taught me you
19:19
knew you didn't run into nobody hit
19:22
nobody, because I'll be trying to falk myself
19:24
out there, falk. Won't nobody hit me? You
19:26
know? All right? Did
19:36
she breathe with me? She
19:38
breathed right after you breathe. She breathed
19:42
and hard the reminuds
19:45
on the floor. All right, now, what
19:47
can I you? You
19:51
already doing better than me? I
19:55
love that lady man. Yeah, she
19:58
was outstanding,
20:01
baby outstanding.
20:03
You know what else is outstanding? The Nephew is
20:05
outstanding. July first,
20:08
the Nephew is coming to Columbia South Kakai
20:10
Lacke. Get your tickets there on sale right now.
20:12
I would be at the Koger Performing
20:14
Arts Center. I just found out it's Koger and not
20:17
Kroger. Okay, it's Cooger Performing
20:20
Auts Center. I was out doing that role.
20:22
Everybody's gonna be on our seven are
20:24
in the meat market looking for me. I
20:27
will be at the Koger Performing Arts Center
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July first poor from July week weekend. Tickets
20:31
are on sale right now. All
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right, thank a nephew. Coming up next, asked
20:36
the CLLO. With the Chief Love Officer, Steve
20:38
Harvey in the building, ready for your love
20:40
questions. Right after this, you're listening
20:43
to Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming
20:45
up at the top of the hour. In entertainment
20:48
news, Keisha Colin, Antonio Brown,
20:50
what's the deal with these two? We'll find
20:53
out? And other entertainment news, the New
20:55
York Senate has passed the rap music
20:57
on trial bill and and
21:00
guys. Rumor has it that ABC is
21:02
thinking about Chris rock as the host
21:05
for next year's Oscars. We'll
21:07
talk about all of these stories at the top of the
21:09
hour. Yeah, but right now it's
21:11
time for ask the Neil. Yeah,
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Steve Harvey. All
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right. This one's from Octavia in Nashville,
21:24
Octavia Rights. I got home from church Sunday
21:27
and sat on the front porch with a magazine.
21:29
My husband was out riding his bike.
21:32
He rolled up with a beautiful white woman
21:34
and said, she's our new neighbor that I need
21:36
to meet. We also have a new, heavy
21:38
set, black female neighbor right across
21:41
the street from us, and he ain't ever
21:43
tried to meet her, and my being
21:45
paranoid? Or should I keep
21:48
an eye on him? Clo,
21:51
what you gottorcycle?
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She didn't say, just riding his bike? Just
21:57
a bicycle. Yeah, she
22:00
was on the bike. No,
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he just said he rolled up with the white woman
22:05
and said she the white lady was on a bike
22:07
too. Didn't every day yet? Oh?
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Oh well, see all that is
22:13
it is the sister, the new sister that's in the neighborhood.
22:16
She ain't found the bike that fitch it he
22:19
wants to ride. Oh oh really,
22:21
she don't have really
22:24
don't have a bike that fitch it. And the little white
22:26
lady had a nice little bike in He was out
22:29
right, he's so damn stupid pulling up to the
22:31
house telling her, so you need to
22:33
meet her. Man, if you don't get your ass off
22:35
that bike. I
22:39
apologize to things for some of the stupids
22:41
that we did. Pologize. Yeah.
22:46
Her question is is she being paranoid
22:48
or should she keep an eye on her or on her? Man?
22:51
Well, what is she gonna do? What you think? You
22:54
wouldn't out bike ride? Why you ain't out bike
22:56
ride with you? Man? She no about
22:58
around a bike when no white lady don't know about around
23:03
years old. I ain't never been bike riding with a
23:05
white girl. All
23:10
all white college, get
23:14
out of here and mistakes. She's
23:21
never tried to introduce his wife to the new
23:23
black neighbors. Her point, but
23:25
he you know, it's all up in white women's
23:28
face, bringing
23:30
hu. All
23:33
right, You're done with that one, Alison,
23:35
and Tampa says. My family is
23:38
having a reunion this summer, and I don't want to go
23:40
because my husband lost his job and
23:42
we can't fall My
23:44
family is having My family is
23:46
having a reunion this summer, and I don't
23:49
want to go because my husband lost his
23:51
job and we can't ball out
23:53
like we used to. My family is very
23:55
pretentious, and I know they will
23:57
be asking a lot of questions. Should
24:00
we set this one out? Well,
24:03
I don't know what kind of family reunion you're
24:05
going to where you got the ball out. Ain't y'all
24:07
all gonna wear the same damn T shirts
24:09
with them their names on them. Ain't y'all
24:12
all gonna get the little hotel package.
24:14
You're gonna have that tree on it with everybody's
24:16
name on your hair, the little ragged ass dinner,
24:19
y'all hair, just go on and go and
24:21
lie, just go and lie like
24:26
na. You ain't getting the big ass suite this
24:28
time. You're gonna get a regular room and
24:30
you're gonna be at that hotel where all the doors
24:33
is facing the parking lot. That's where you stay
24:35
in this time. They will not
24:38
be inside the damn devil treat this.
24:41
You're the motel, your
24:44
ass. It's gonna pull your car
24:47
up to your dough and work out your trunk.
24:49
That's what y'all fit. Well,
24:56
they find out you're throwing stuff up
24:58
on the back and catch these tips, so
25:05
you think they should go all right? Uh?
25:08
Brylan and Georgia says, I'm
25:10
a thirty four year old married woman and I'm
25:12
pregnant with our fourth child. It's
25:14
our first boy, and I wanted to name
25:16
him after my husband, But my husband
25:19
has an outside child, a boy who
25:23
was born in twenty nineteen, and that boy has
25:25
my husband's name. Can there be two
25:28
juniors? Hell? Yeah, yeah,
25:30
George Foreman all five of his damn
25:33
boy named George farm Yeah.
25:35
It could be. It could be too old to junior
25:38
who named him kids. All the boys named
25:40
George form. That's crazy.
25:43
He can be the second. How you know who he talking
25:45
to? Probably home?
25:48
Come here, George. Well in our family
25:51
didn't matter, Come here, boy. We all got to go in
25:53
there, everybody or
25:55
ell. I wasn't even boy. I was blanket at blake.
25:58
I was black boy, and
26:01
now you was too little. Talking to my father, he bother
26:04
you. He thought he was gonna hurt you a
26:08
little worthy. I can't gonna get
26:10
it. Get that little boy out of here, going now. No,
26:13
I don't have that problem, So I don't know. I
26:16
got enough to have kids. I don't care. What's your name?
26:18
When they often to be problems, you
26:22
could name a situation number one, two, three,
26:25
four and five? All
26:29
right, last one Clyde and
26:31
Harrisburg says, my thirty six year
26:33
old daughter is dating
26:36
one of my old friends. That's
26:38
fifty nine. When
26:40
I found out about it, my friend told me he didn't
26:42
know me any kind of apology, and now
26:45
I feel like he does. Do I have the
26:47
right to be ticked off or do I
26:49
let it go and be supportive? Well,
26:52
you can let it go. I'll suck upon you there because
26:55
it's your friend, you know, at least your daughter
26:58
he's gonna play me dog, gonna tell man, you don't
27:01
owe me nothing. Okay, cool, I can't stop y'all.
27:03
She grown you go, but I'm gonna sucker
27:05
puncher. How about that? Now?
27:08
Flat out dead in your damn jaw,
27:12
because should
27:14
he have told what? No, Yeah,
27:17
ain't gonna tell me nothing, but just because you did
27:19
and I mentioned it to you talking about you don't owe me nothing?
27:21
Fun, Okay, take this
27:23
one into jaw. Now you really don't owe me
27:25
nothing. I wish y'all well, and
27:28
if you if you do something to a physical I'm gonna
27:30
beat your ass again. That's all right,
27:34
all right? Wants on the drink? Yeah,
27:38
you want some? Yeah, you had to let him
27:40
know, though, you had to let him know. So,
27:45
so he's asking should he let it go?
27:47
Does he have a right to be mad? Or should he let it
27:49
go and be well? He already mad? It ain't no.
27:51
Do you have a right to be mad? You already
27:54
mad? This is your old friend you
27:56
talked to him about He said, he don't owe you no explanation?
27:58
Punch his ass? What? I
28:01
don't see what the problem is. Clyde
28:08
and you and your name Clyde Handling your business.
28:10
Clyde, ain't mean
28:13
what your name say you is trouble.
28:18
I don't know no punk ass Clyde. Live
28:23
up to your name. I don't know no punk
28:25
ass clade. Everybody
28:28
I know name Clyde, hand
28:30
fool live
28:34
up to your name, Clyde. All
28:36
these people I give your names where you can't up? Oldest
28:40
leave all oldest is long horse.
28:42
Anybody their horse ain't number the ass fool
28:45
man. That's
28:49
all right, point
28:52
made, Steve, all right.
28:54
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll
28:56
have some entertainment news for you. Right after this
28:59
your listen show.
29:04
R and B singer Keisha Cole and
29:07
Antonio Brown were dating. Question
29:09
mark Uh they did a collabo
29:12
together good I didn't know, Okay,
29:14
all right, listen to let's
29:18
listen against Worse. They did a collabo together
29:21
on his song Don't Leave Now.
29:23
Shortly after that, it appeared that Antonio
29:25
posted a video on Instagram that
29:28
appeared to be footage of Keisha's
29:30
lower back tattoo featuring the initials
29:33
A B. He captioned
29:35
the post you ain't pimping until
29:37
you hit an R and B diva, hashtag
29:39
free agent, hashtag keep pimphans
29:43
During the IG live captured
29:45
by the Shade Room, Keisha said she's
29:47
trying to figure out these
29:49
are these are in quotes now, She's
29:52
trying to figure out her relationship with
29:54
Antonio, and at the same time,
29:57
she believes the NFL player made his
29:59
intention is known. I think he made
30:01
it very clear. She said. He was like, baby,
30:04
I liked you at first, but now I don't.
30:06
It's a no. He should felt like his
30:09
post was disrespectful. Then
30:11
Antonio went on Instagram live with another
30:14
message, Kisha kol I'm a player,
30:16
man. Uh we don't want you, Kisha
30:18
Cool. I don't go back, I go forward.
30:22
That's really really
30:24
really just dude right here, man,
30:27
just dude right here. He's
30:29
he's not He's not for the business.
30:32
He's not a smart business man. He
30:35
makes poor decisions all
30:37
the time. This is why
30:40
you would align your That's him. Hill took
30:44
his jersey off, same one
30:47
that left. This ignorance
30:50
started when he left the
30:53
Oakland Raiders. What all
30:56
he had to do was wait till he left over
30:58
the weekend. He all
31:00
he had to do was wake up Tuesday morning. He'd
31:03
had thirty million dollars he left over
31:05
the weekend, lost
31:07
that was that over the helmet.
31:11
That's what he said, was over he didn't have the helmet
31:13
that they didn't make a helmet. Tom Brady put the
31:15
damn helmet on. Once he put the helmet
31:17
on, everybody, everybody
31:20
got to put the damn helmet on now, and
31:23
they gave you and I think there was like so
31:25
many different types of helmet as you could pick from.
31:28
Helmet was Oakland. Then he
31:30
got another chance and Temple was that
31:32
no, no, no no. He went to New England. After
31:35
that, he
31:37
messed that up. Wow
31:41
dollars. Then he took his ass to Temple,
31:44
took his jersey off in the New York Jets
31:47
game and ran off the field. Yeah.
31:49
Well he did a whole end zone dance
31:52
before he did that, though, did they just now?
31:54
Ain't Keshia a little bit too old for a B?
32:00
I don't know now that I don't know their ages.
32:05
She didn't see this track record though, she didn't
32:07
see the Raiders Blue England townper
32:09
didn't she didn't see this I'm
32:11
a playoff forward.
32:15
But you ain't hit You ain't pimping until
32:17
you hit an R and B diva. Yeah
32:19
on yeah, yeah,
32:23
that's disrespect that's what I'm
32:30
very crazy. Okay, seven years and
32:33
he putting all his personal bids all right with
32:36
his stupid ass. Yeah,
32:38
yeah, I don't like that. I didn't like that either,
32:41
BMB like that. Very
32:44
just don't see crazy coming though. You don't
32:46
see this kind of crazy company, Yes, just
32:49
a different kind to Jesus.
32:52
Heint got no money, all right, huh,
32:55
he ain't got no money. He broke he
32:58
worked for Kanye, doesn't he. I
33:00
don't know. Let
33:03
me ask your question, Hollywood.
33:06
You think that's gonna yeah, I don't know.
33:09
Crazy on top of crazy right there,
33:13
now, Kan walk out and
33:15
here the crazy part. Kanye got
33:18
way Mo Sistan ab way
33:22
and that's sad Kanye.
33:29
What Tommy should have done
33:31
better? Holling that Kanye really better.
33:34
They be gonna be walking, nicking and wyoming.
33:36
He gonna do some crazy stuff. All
33:41
right. We're moving on. In other
33:43
entertainment news, according to Hollywood Unlocked,
33:45
the New York State Senate passed the
33:47
Rap Music on Trial Law. Now. This
33:50
is a bill that prevents song lyrics
33:52
from being used as evidence in criminal
33:55
cases, developing protection for
33:57
all rappers, artists, and content
34:00
creators. Jay Z and Fat Joe
34:02
signed their names on the letter supporting
34:04
the legislation. Senator Jamal T.
34:07
Bailey said raps
34:09
should not be treated differently from any other
34:11
art form. Yet in courtrooms across
34:13
the country, artists have been unfairly targeted
34:16
for simply exercising their right to
34:19
creative expression. So there
34:21
you go. I agree with you
34:24
can't hold these guys to a root
34:27
a rap lyric. Sometimes you
34:29
do it just for the cause of the song, sometimes
34:32
to make it rhyme, sometimes to
34:34
tell a story, not not necessarily a true
34:36
story. It's not a documentary. It's a damn rap
34:38
song. Yeah, come on yo, all
34:42
right, Well that bill has passed, all right, Uh
34:45
finally. An entertainment news ABC will
34:47
host the ninety fifth Annual Academy Awards
34:50
next March, and Chris Rock may
34:52
be the host. Rumor has it the president
34:54
of ABC network is considering
34:57
Chris as the host. And we all know Chris
34:59
was he has hosted the Oscars before.
35:02
Viewership roads for the Oscars this
35:04
year versus last year, and the president
35:07
of ABC said on Tuesday, quote,
35:09
it was really a successful year for the show.
35:12
Obviously, there was a lot of controversy that
35:14
I was really happy with the program.
35:17
I think it's a great idea to have Chris,
35:19
and I think they should have me as his silid
35:22
co host. Silent, I
35:25
just want to stand there in case he come
35:27
back. He
35:31
will and
35:33
Christ before. Yeah, I
35:36
think it's a good look too. Coming up
35:38
at twenty minutes after the hour, close
35:40
to forty million people will be traveling Memorial
35:43
Day weekend. We'll talk about it right after
35:45
this. You're listening. Memorial
35:50
Day weekend is next week.
35:53
Wow. And with travel continuing
35:55
to rebound, it sounds like a lot of people
35:57
will be heading somewhere over the three day
35:59
weekend. According to Triple A,
36:01
thirty nine point two million people will
36:04
travel fifty miles or more over Memorial
36:06
Day and that's an increase of eight point
36:08
three percent over last year. And with
36:11
all those travelers, there will be plenty
36:13
of traffic. I'm talking plenty of traffic.
36:15
Of course, the car isn't the only way people
36:17
will be escaping to the Memorial Day weekend
36:20
destination. Millions of people will be
36:22
flying or taking a cruise or
36:24
the train or the bus. So guys,
36:26
um Steve, think back when you were a
36:29
kid. Tell us about
36:31
your favorite road trip vacation
36:33
memory. I don't. I don't have anywhere.
36:37
You didn't go anywhere as a kid. Yeah, damn
36:39
disaster. What
36:43
do you mean what happened? Kean in the Maxwell
36:45
coffee can come. He ain't want to stop. Yeah,
36:48
my daddy, man, he
36:50
needs hot airs, permental cheese sandwiches.
36:54
I don't like none of that. I
36:57
couldn't wait to get me some money so I could
37:01
this hill here.
37:07
We have a good ass trip six hours
37:09
all the way to West Virginia. We're sitting it back of this hot
37:11
ass car. We ain't got no air him
37:14
running the air because it burned more gas. We in the
37:17
back of that hot ass station wagon sitting
37:20
up in him, man like felt like
37:22
just animals in the back
37:24
of that damn How did we not run
37:27
the air back in the day. How do we not trying
37:29
to lay down in the back of the station wagon
37:31
and go to sleep with eat bad ass shocks
37:33
on this car? That
37:37
I won't go bad when we ain't stopping peeing that coffee
37:40
can. Boys on my
37:42
knee. He's trying to pee in this coffee can
37:46
sicken his mess right here handling all
37:51
the white people stopping that stuck is
37:53
in all these little places did not eating.
37:55
We gotta eat what my mama made. Were
37:57
opening up stuff in wax papers, went
38:01
the pot in there. All
38:04
these white people going in the restaurant to
38:06
eat, were just looking out the window.
38:08
Don't get don't get out this car. We're gonna gasp
38:10
something. Keep going yeah
38:15
here, running around here, beat and touch something, knock it off
38:17
the shelf. And then I got to pay for that too,
38:20
just tearing this down car. Stick
38:23
your head out that window again and see what happened.
38:27
That pretty
38:31
for you, huh roll pimento
38:36
cheese man on the sandwich
38:38
and the wax paper that an
38:40
egg salad sandwiches.
38:44
I don't want none of that, but the boy
38:54
survivors. All
38:56
right, thank you for that. Steve coming
39:00
up with thirty four minutes after the hour. We'll check
39:03
your voicemail, Steve. Right after this you're
39:05
listening morning
39:08
show. Well,
39:10
Steven, it's time now to check your voicemail.
39:12
If you would like to leave a voicemail for Steve,
39:14
call eight seven seven twenty nine Steve
39:17
eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve.
39:19
Let's go to our first caller. It's James
39:22
from North Carolina calling about
39:24
Steve. The Buffalo shooting. Eight
39:26
Steve this James Morgan, who
39:29
live in high Point, North Carolina. I'll
39:31
call about the racist
39:34
right man drive the Buffalo, New York,
39:37
kill up the black people. I mean, this thing
39:39
is getting outrageous. Okay, I'm a
39:42
family twenty one years I'll go, I
39:44
can't get a gun for me. Okay, man, it's
39:46
getting so bad. I believe that
39:48
they're gonna start kicking in outdoors kill me.
39:51
So when that happened, I can't defend myself
39:53
because I made a mistake twenty one
39:55
years ago. So I can't get a license
39:57
at arm to check my house. I
39:59
mean, I just want to know what you feel about
40:01
that. Me and all the other fellers
40:04
that have been over twenty thirty forty years.
40:06
It can't get a gun for me, just my opinion.
40:08
Just tell me what you feel about Steve well
40:11
Bro. I mean the way I feel about it is
40:13
a little bit different. I'm not really
40:15
a big proponent of gone on
40:17
the ownership. I don't care
40:19
nothing about this Second Amendment because
40:21
the Second Amendment has been abused. You
40:25
know, everybody has the right to bear arms.
40:27
Okay, I got that everybody though,
40:30
so now everybody got guns. Everybody,
40:32
everybody got guns. Shouldn't have guns, and
40:34
we don't have a real proper way
40:37
of determining who that person is.
40:39
So I mean, I feel you, brother, you can't
40:41
get a gun, But I don't think more guns
40:44
is a solution. You know, the only
40:46
way to get rid of darkness is with light. You ain't
40:48
gonna get rid of gun violence with more guns.
40:51
You know, that's just my opinion. Now, you're free
40:53
to have yours. Anybody can have it
40:55
if they want to. But I got you on
40:57
to protect yourself. But guns
41:00
is gonna lead to more gun violence, and
41:02
we we I think we're past the
41:05
point of reversing this because
41:07
I think this country is so hYP hypocritical
41:11
and so in the pocket of the nr
41:14
A that we're at a point of no
41:16
return in this country because we
41:18
don't even know how to solve this problem. Because they're
41:20
not gonna stop selling guns. They find every
41:22
which way they can to sell guns because they make
41:24
money off to sell the guns, and they make money
41:27
off a crime. They make money
41:29
off of prisons. So now why
41:31
would you stop guns? Look, man,
41:34
it's just a big mess. So I apologize
41:37
to your brother. I appreciate you suffering your loss
41:39
and understand where you're coming from. But me
41:41
personally, just Steve Harvey, don't think that more
41:44
guns is the solution. We got
41:46
a big enough problem as it is. That's just my
41:48
opinion. But if you want to own gun, I think everybody
41:50
should have a gun to one one, but it's just gonna
41:53
be more problems. Yeah, all
41:55
right, Steve, let's go to mitchi
41:57
Um talking about Buffalo, New York
42:00
as well. Hello, Steve, this
42:02
is Mitchie from Buffalo, New York. Just
42:05
trying to wish my people in my
42:07
city a little bit of sunshine
42:09
and light over the dark time with dealing with
42:12
this tragic racist defense that just happened.
42:15
It's crazy. Yeah, we all
42:17
agree with you. Everybody on the show. We send
42:19
out condolences to brothers
42:21
and sisters up in Buffalo. The thing
42:23
I didn't like, first of all, the
42:26
senseless murders, that's of course that
42:28
goes without saying. But when
42:30
they went in there and got him and they walked him out like they
42:32
had was arresting him for jaywalking, you
42:36
know what? Ass what
42:38
a blame out? Do you understand that the
42:40
dude that bumb rushed Dave
42:42
Chappelle was in worse
42:45
condition getting in the ambulance
42:47
than the dude that killed twelve people.
42:51
How he come out of there and they walking him
42:53
out holding him by his arm? Where
42:56
his broken arm? Man, where you didn't kick his teeth
42:58
in? We didn't do nothing. See, man,
43:00
That's what I do not like about this white
43:03
privilege. Man, because white privilege is real.
43:06
You take your black as somewhere and shoot
43:08
a bunch of people, and see if they walk you
43:10
out the way they walk this little eighteen year old white
43:12
boy out. And they're already on Fox if you watch
43:14
Tucker Carson. Man, boy, the enemy
43:17
is real. We're being blamed for this
43:19
mentally ill eighteen year old and
43:21
now we can't voice our opinion on how
43:23
we feel about I'm going what
43:26
you didn't spun this like this, Tucker
43:28
Carson. No remorse for the loss
43:31
of lives, right right? So
43:33
man, we feel five brothers and sisters up
43:35
in Buffalo, New York. Man, But were
43:37
with you on this? And justice gonna
43:39
get served. He not fitting to get off like the ridden
43:41
high boy, I can tell you that right now. But mentally
43:44
ill, when you was selecting not to shoot the white
43:46
man, these
43:49
are your reparation. Yeah,
43:52
all right, um, all right, thanks for your calls
43:54
eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, We're
43:56
gonna switch gears here and get
43:59
straight to the net. You in the prank phone call for today.
44:01
Right after this, you're listening to
44:04
Ry Morning Show coming
44:07
up at the top of the hour, right about four
44:10
minutes after. It's my strawberry letter
44:12
for today, and the subject is fake
44:14
it until you make it all right. We'll
44:16
find out what that's all about in just a few because
44:19
right now it is time for the nephew and
44:21
today's prank phone call. What's on the menu
44:24
for today, nephew? What you got?
44:27
This right here? Shirley is called
44:30
Deborah Kate, Deborah
44:32
Kay. That's the name of this right here, Deborah K. Yeah,
44:35
okay, we'll cry about nice black
44:38
name right there, Deborah K. I
44:42
know when
44:45
they finish it off with K and mean something
44:47
JOHNNK John de
44:50
Yes, that K means something. This right here
44:53
is Deborah K. Cad dog. If you wo
44:57
hello, man, speak to the let
45:00
me tell something of you. My name is Wayne. You
45:03
did my aunties have us today? And
45:05
now I don't know what you did. I don't know
45:07
what kind of glue you'd use with weaves or
45:09
whatever, but my auntie had and fell
45:11
out in church today doing I don't. I
45:13
don't even use glue because I don't even
45:16
know why you're coming at me on the side tip anyway
45:18
about your auntie. My auntie is,
45:21
My auntie is Deborah, and I have fella
45:25
do nineteen
45:32
eighty two? You come some glue?
45:36
Po you thank you tripping away? Look, let
45:38
me tell you what. Look,
45:44
let me say this to you all. I'm saying, you
45:46
gotta saying you gotta say because I'm
45:49
serious about you're coming
45:51
at me with some glue. It's that
45:54
for some glue, that mouthing on the side of
45:56
you ain't well, that's what happened, and I fell
45:58
off in service, and all the churchmen it's sitting
46:00
there laughing out. Well, she shouldn't have been. Maybe she's
46:02
trying to keep the devil out of her because she ain't been
46:04
this shouting anyway. But I don't with
46:07
no clue. You ain't in the city and talk about
46:09
my ain't it and her Jesus, don't you
46:12
talk about how she shout. I don't
46:14
even know lue.
46:18
They call her miss Debora. I
46:20
don't know miss She
46:23
just got her hat done from you yesterday how you gonna
46:25
sit here and act like you ain't cutting yesterday?
46:28
God, you just said blue woman,
46:33
and tell me tell me it's
46:35
like I do. Mate, I'm because I don't know and
46:39
I ain't use glue. I'm going to tell
46:41
everybody in Atlanta, Georgia not to come
46:43
to your house minute,
46:47
youse, like on minute? That's
46:49
my livelihood? You now,
46:51
I don't need you? Is this you?
46:54
My name is Wayne. I
46:56
don't know why. Look you're white. I know you're
46:58
all no Wayne, but you you don't get you. I got
47:01
her brother name Big Jay, and bringin
47:04
Bran, bring twine.
47:07
Look, look, let me tell you something. Y'a don't want no
47:09
problem, but I will throw these hands if I got
47:11
to what then? Ain't look
47:14
here? Look here, I ain't got time to tell
47:16
y'all any whatever who ain't the mistake?
47:18
It? What in me? Now? Look, you don't get
47:21
me out here the good Sunday. I just came
47:23
from church as hot as hell, and you're telling
47:25
me my blue you ain't got no journey
47:28
today, dude. I ain't got nothing to do. I got
47:30
to find out why my I ain't a half falling out in
47:32
church and it ain't me so called
47:34
somebody else in at plant because I'm
47:37
I am the fist two.
47:39
But when you ain't you from you must not be in
47:42
right now. If you got people hair falling out in church
47:44
and glue falling all off on the pew, don't
47:47
y'all ain't it probably in glue her own and
47:49
that's not the white fella. No gonna tell
47:51
you right now, I'm the hottest filett
47:53
It isn't a napt so no shit,
47:56
ain't nobody if I if hey, I ain't do a
47:58
hat, I don't you
48:00
call in and everybody in that half da
48:02
say the same sight. Look all
48:05
I'm saying is you're then messed up my ain't
48:07
and hair. I want to get it rectified. I need
48:09
you, first of all to call and apologize
48:11
to her. Apologize. Have you got
48:13
rosial human drinking on some Jesus use what
48:16
y'all ain't And that's why you want
48:18
Michael Jackson and you ain't debril See or
48:20
whatever her name you look. Let me tell first
48:23
of all, you go you're gonna respect my ain't
48:25
it? Okay, yah, whatever you say, her name
48:27
is put up. I want you to redo
48:29
my ain't and hat for free and get all her
48:32
money back from the first time she paid you. I
48:34
don't know who. Hold on, I don't know who
48:36
this who? I don't know who you are. I'm
48:39
why are you coming? Wain? Look your
48:41
Wayne. I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna hang up in your face. Nah,
48:43
hold up, I'm devil, nephew Wayne.
48:46
Nah, I ain't fifty two years old. Now. If you ain't
48:48
gonna respect your elders, how you expect
48:50
to be blessed? You say you just went to church? Then
48:53
see that's the problem. You're calling me. Oh Sunday whist
48:55
alone, got me cussing like this. See
48:59
I wouldn't. I
49:02
got one more thing I need to say to you before
49:04
I get off the phone. What's up?
49:07
Because you wasted one minute? This is Nephew
49:10
timing from the Steve Harvey Morton
49:12
Show. You just got brank from
49:14
your girlfriend? Got
49:24
me? What's
49:31
up? Your
49:35
girl told me? She said, trust me going
49:38
off the first twelve sucker,
49:41
She know what
49:45
it is. Hey,
49:48
baby, man, you don't do no, you
49:50
don't do no glue. No, I don't know
49:52
glue. I don't I don't tell
49:55
you glue. It's
49:57
too high, all
50:00
right, baby? Ain't nobody ain't nobody half
50:02
fell out of the church that you still They say you
50:04
the bomb down there. So I just wanted to call
50:06
and make sure I prank my girl. She
50:09
the one, all
50:15
right, baby, answer one thing from me. One
50:17
is the baddest I mean, the baddest radio
50:19
show in the world. String
50:23
show. Who don't
50:27
get it? Baby ready
50:31
sight or
50:34
whatever? Her Namy Bank.
50:37
I've been a blank since eighty two, nineteen
50:40
eighty two. I've been doing so in. But
50:42
I'm my big brother, big Jake. Put the
50:45
hands got
50:48
me doing all this. Customer old
50:56
yesterday, okay,
50:59
all right, we ain't gonna we ain't gonna
51:01
breakday was good birthday. It was good work
51:04
all day. My wife flew
51:06
in a hangout with me. I'm I'm in Miami, said
51:08
we're kicking it, and uh, it's a good
51:10
thing. It's a beautiful thing. I got something for you guys.
51:12
Here is miles of given. I got a miles of giving. Weekend
51:15
is jumping off. Yeah, it is in
51:17
New Orleans, Louisiana. You
51:19
do not want to miss it. The miles of Giving Weekend
51:21
jumps off. The long
51:24
drive champion Miss Troy Mullins would be doing
51:26
a youth golf clinic at the English
51:28
Turn Golf Club. You don't want
51:30
to miss it. So all of you parents out
51:32
there, you want to get your your kids involved
51:35
in golf, come out there. Troy Mullins and putting on a
51:37
clinic and she will teach you how to hit
51:39
that ball. Well, she Mike, she can
51:41
teach the kids, but I ain't seen a grown
51:44
person yet learn how to hit this ball that
51:46
far. The girl is bad, all right. Also,
51:49
I got the Amazon is hosting
51:51
a military career fair. You do not
51:53
want to miss it. You're looking for a job. Amazon will
51:55
give you a job if you Timmy got it going on. Okay,
51:57
I'm sometime to tell you this is the miles of given
52:00
weekend. I got a white party, I
52:02
got I gotta, I got a golf tournament. I'm
52:04
kicking it with the Zulu. We're throwing something. Man,
52:06
go to go to miles of given dot org,
52:09
the Gold Rundown, Miles of Giving
52:12
dot org. So if you're in the n All
52:14
Baby, the n Old Baby, you
52:17
want to be with me at the English Turn Monday,
52:20
June twenty seven, We're gonna be hitting
52:22
that ball. Okay. If you can't
52:24
play, keep coming because half the people coming can't
52:26
play no way. It's a party on the green.
52:29
Well, nephew, time through a golf tournament. We're partying
52:31
and we're hitting some golf, and it's in that order.
52:34
We party, hit some golf, all right,
52:36
gumbo, Yeah, okay, yes, you have
52:39
You're gonna have you help you. You're gonna be drakes
52:41
on every other whole. I'm gonna have your lit
52:44
at the golf turn. Okay, all right,
52:46
English turn baby, June twenty seven, Go to
52:48
miles of given dot org and get all the information
52:51
miles of giving dot org. Nephew
52:54
timon coming to the n old baby.
52:56
Okay, that is all right, that sounds
52:58
fun. Congratulation, Yeah, all
53:01
right, thank a nephew. Coming up
53:03
next, Strawberry Letter, the subject fake
53:05
it until you make it. We'll
53:07
find out what that's all about. Right after this. You're
53:10
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
53:12
Show. It
53:15
is time now for today's Strawberry Letter,
53:17
and listen. If you need advice on relationships,
53:20
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53:22
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53:34
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53:37
Buggle up and hold on tight. We got it for you here.
53:39
It is a strawberry letter, all
53:42
right, thank a nephew. Subject. Fake it
53:45
till you make it, Just Stephen
53:47
Shirley. You might call me a bitter baby
53:49
mama or a scorned ex girlfriend,
53:52
but that's fine by me as long as you give
53:54
me some advice on what to do. I have
53:56
some information about my ex boyfriend's
53:58
new fiance. My X
54:01
and I dated for seven years and have a daughter
54:03
together. We met in law school after
54:05
he was assigned to my study group. He
54:08
was a scrawny nerd with no swag,
54:10
but I liked him because
54:12
he was very smart and well spoken. After
54:15
law school, we got great jobs and we
54:17
opened a mailbox and shipping center.
54:20
Business was great and I had just had
54:22
our daughter, but I was always unfulfilled
54:25
sexually. He was absolutely he
54:27
has absolutely no game in the bedroom,
54:29
but I suffered through it because
54:31
I loved him. In twenty twenty,
54:34
he started cheating on me, and he was
54:36
so lame he did not know how to cover his
54:38
tracks. After a few months of arguing
54:41
about him cheating. He left me. I
54:43
kept the house, and he's buying me out
54:45
of the business. He drafted a document
54:48
to make sure I won't keep our daughter from
54:50
him. Without any explanation, he
54:52
is gone and he lives with his new
54:54
fiance now, less than a year
54:57
after he moved in with her. He gave
54:59
her a five carrot diamond ring, and
55:01
he's telling all of his friends that she's
55:03
his soul mate. He cannot
55:05
even look me in the eyes
55:08
now. But here's the deal. I know for
55:10
a fact that his new fiance is
55:12
a gold digger and he is being played
55:15
for a fool. She's told her sister
55:17
that he is terrible in bad and
55:19
she is literally faking it until she makes
55:21
it down the aisle and becomes his wife.
55:25
Her sister told my best friend everything
55:27
about how she plans to use him for his money.
55:30
I want him to feel like an idiot for leaving
55:32
me without any closure. How do I let
55:34
him know that he really screwed up
55:37
big time? Wow? Well,
55:39
you know what, that's
55:41
not your job. Telling him is
55:44
just not your job, I mean, and
55:46
what he's doing now is not your business.
55:48
He owes you nothing but child support
55:50
for the baby you guys have together. That's
55:53
it, period. I mean, forgive this
55:55
man and move on with your life. That's
55:57
my best advice to you. Stop making
55:59
your every thought about how are you going to
56:01
get back at him? Because guess what, he
56:04
doesn't care he walked out
56:06
on you. If his new fiance is
56:08
what you heard, she is a gold digger,
56:10
so what he'll find out soon enough or not.
56:13
It's still his life. And you know what, life
56:15
does have a way of teaching us really
56:18
really good important lessons. All right,
56:20
whether or not she's a gold digger is no concern
56:23
of yours. You just want revenge at this
56:25
point, So don't be bitter. Don't
56:28
be bitter. Just get to looking your best
56:30
and being even more successful. The money
56:32
he buys you out with, you can take that and
56:35
open up a new business. If you can put
56:37
your energy into yourself and your
56:39
daughter, then you won't have time to talk
56:42
about mister lousy in bed. You
56:45
know you should be glad you dodged that bullet.
56:47
Don't worry. You don't have to do anything.
56:50
The blank will hit the fan soon. Then
56:53
you can sit back and watch the show. Okay,
56:55
just do you live your life. Forget
56:57
about him, leave him alone, just get his child support.
57:00
Steve, um Lady,
57:04
I want to I want to help you because you
57:07
said something in the beginning. You
57:09
said you might call me a bit of
57:12
baby mama or a
57:14
man. Can't turn the music off. It's
57:17
on your nervous Steve. Yeah, this ain't
57:19
a wrap radio show, thank
57:22
you. That ain't
57:24
what this is. No, I have
57:26
compelling content. You need music when
57:28
you ain't talk about that. You
57:31
know your audience had to be able to sing alone because
57:33
you might not be saying nothing. I'm always
57:36
saying thank you? Who's
57:40
getting on my last? Man? I can't talk with all that in
57:42
the fact that ain't cool in the game. Some of
57:44
madness, that's that's
57:46
straw bed brother Johnson. Anyway,
57:51
I want to help because she said you might want to call
57:53
me a bit of baby mama or scoring their girlfriend.
57:56
That's fine by me, as long as you give me some advice
57:58
on what to do, so I respect she knows
58:01
how she's gonna come across. Now, what
58:03
startling is who wrote these letters?
58:07
My X and I dated for seven years,
58:11
have a daughter together. We met in
58:13
law school. You
58:16
know, very rarely do you have these type
58:19
of people writing into radio stations.
58:21
They met in law school after
58:24
he was assigned to my study group. He was
58:27
a scrawny nerd, no swagger, but
58:29
I liked him because he was very smart and well spoken
58:32
and probably the only other black in the class.
58:35
I'm gonna go throw that out there. I don't know that for a
58:37
fact that I ain't get the letter, and I just wanted
58:39
to throw that out there, you know, just to be
58:41
you know, add more color to the letter. You know. After
58:45
law school we got great jobs and we opened
58:47
a mailbox in the shipping center. Business
58:49
was great, and I had our daughter, she had
58:51
a daughter, but I was always unfulfilled
58:54
sexually. He has absolutely
58:56
no game in the bedroom. But I suffered
58:58
through it because I loved This
59:01
is important information. I
59:03
have a baby by a man that
59:05
really ain't
59:08
handling no business in the bedroom,
59:11
and you suffered through it, but
59:14
you love him. Then in twenty twenty, he
59:16
started cheating on me, and he was so lame.
59:18
He didn't know how to cover his tracks. After
59:21
a few months are arguing about cheating, he left.
59:24
Well, he don't know how to cover his track because he never
59:27
did it before. He ain't got no game, He ain't got no swagger.
59:29
He just out there doing though. But
59:32
you know, I mean he gone. Now after
59:34
a few months arguing about him cheating, he left
59:36
me. When we come back, we're gonna go over
59:38
what you kept and when you're going to find
59:41
out that this is actually a
59:43
blessing in disguise
59:45
when we come back. All
59:48
right, Steve, we will be back at twenty three minutes
59:50
after the hour with part two of
59:53
your response. The subject today is fake
59:55
it till you make it. We'll be back right after this. You're
59:58
listening Steve Harvey Morning
1:00:00
Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's
1:00:02
recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is
1:00:04
fake it till you make it. Former
1:00:07
law students dated for seven
1:00:09
years. This woman that has her
1:00:11
baby by this man. She's
1:00:14
a bit bitter, she claims, which is okay
1:00:16
and understandable. They met
1:00:18
in law school. He was
1:00:20
scrowny, nerd, no swagger, but she
1:00:23
liked him. After law school,
1:00:25
they opened up a business. They had a daughter,
1:00:28
but she said she was always unfulfilled
1:00:30
sexually. He had no game
1:00:32
in the bedroom, but I suffered through it
1:00:34
because I loved Then in twenty
1:00:37
twenty, he started
1:00:39
cheating on me, and he was so
1:00:41
lame, he didn't know how to cover his tracks, and
1:00:43
not a few moments arguing about him cheating. He
1:00:46
left me. Now, to me, this seems like
1:00:48
good riddens. You know you
1:00:50
got it. You got a man that ain't doing nothing
1:00:52
for you sexually, you had the baby. You
1:00:55
know he ain't doing nothing. He come home now
1:00:57
he cheating. Sound like good riddens
1:00:59
to me. But you want some clothes, y'all see
1:01:01
soul Anyway, I
1:01:04
kept the house and he's buying me out of
1:01:06
the business. He drafted a document to make
1:01:08
sure I don't keep our daughter from him. All
1:01:10
that's fair so far, you win it. You're
1:01:12
gonna get your half of the money of the business, and
1:01:15
you got to keep the house, and you got the door.
1:01:18
Without any explanation, he
1:01:21
is gone, and he lives with his new
1:01:23
fiance now less than
1:01:25
a year after he moved in with her and gave
1:01:27
her a five care diamond ring, and
1:01:29
he's telling all of his friends she's
1:01:32
his soul mate. Now you know, this could
1:01:34
be true. This could
1:01:36
be his soul mate. We don't know, We
1:01:39
don't have enough information, but it
1:01:41
very well could be. We know you wasn't,
1:01:44
but also he wasn't yours. See,
1:01:46
ladies, y'all get thrown off with I wasn't
1:01:49
his soul mate. Oh he
1:01:51
wasn't yours though, you see. So
1:01:53
sometimes you'd be looking at the ale
1:01:56
and you don't realize the w You're
1:01:58
looking at the loss when you actually need
1:02:01
to focus on the win. I found
1:02:03
out now he talk, this is his
1:02:05
soul mate. She might be because you
1:02:08
wasn't. But then here's the upside,
1:02:10
ma'am, he wasn't your soul
1:02:12
me. So now you have
1:02:14
an opportunity also to find your
1:02:17
soul mate. But you ain't gonna find him.
1:02:19
To keep digging up your pass. You ain't
1:02:21
gonna find it, digging up your pass, dwelling in
1:02:23
your past, wearing about your pass. What pass
1:02:25
is gone? That's it. So
1:02:28
now I know for a fact. Now
1:02:31
you say, he can't even look me in the eyes. Right
1:02:33
now, where are you the coward? But here's a deal.
1:02:36
I know for a fact that his new fiance
1:02:38
is a gold digger. Now why that's your
1:02:40
business, I don't know. But obviously
1:02:42
you're making something your business that you don't
1:02:44
even have to. This ain't even your problem, he
1:02:48
gone. Why are you making this your issue?
1:02:51
His fiance has a gold digging. He's being
1:02:53
played for a food. She
1:02:56
told her sister that he's terrible
1:02:58
in bad, and she's
1:03:00
literally faking it till he makes
1:03:03
it down the isle to become his wife. Now
1:03:05
listen to this. She told his sister that he terribly
1:03:07
in bed. Didn't you notice he's
1:03:11
just passing this a little bad thing all around
1:03:14
town in his bad Oh,
1:03:17
he got his money to go with it. He ain't got nothing.
1:03:19
Everybody get with him, No, he ain't. He
1:03:22
ain't even learning how to be good at
1:03:24
it. So now another woman
1:03:26
find out and she's literally faking it till
1:03:28
she makes it down the isle and becomes his
1:03:30
wife. Her sister told
1:03:32
my best friend everything about how
1:03:35
she plans to use him for his money.
1:03:37
I just told you ain't got number money, he
1:03:40
ain't got no swag in the bedroom. You said
1:03:43
that, But why are you worrying
1:03:45
about this gold digging fiance that
1:03:47
you ain't got nothing to do with. You're
1:03:50
making a problem yours that don't even have to
1:03:52
be yours. But you're gonna mess around and not meet
1:03:54
your soul mate because you're worrying about another
1:03:56
man who obviously wasn't your soul mate, who
1:03:58
claimed to have found a old maiden. Ain't
1:04:01
got nothing to do with you. I want him
1:04:03
to feel like an idiot for leaving me without
1:04:05
any closure. How do I let
1:04:07
him know that he really screwed up big time?
1:04:10
You ain't got to let him know that. Wait
1:04:12
a minute, You don't think this scenario find to play
1:04:14
himself out. You don't really
1:04:16
think that if he married this woman and this woman just
1:04:19
waiting to get married to him for his money. You don't
1:04:21
think he ain't gonna find this out. You
1:04:24
don't think so. You ain't got to help this situation.
1:04:27
You got what you're doing by getting yourself in
1:04:29
this situation is making your situation
1:04:31
worse. You don't need closure.
1:04:34
He lives with another woman. He
1:04:36
hadn't bought her a five card ring and
1:04:39
claimed her as his soul mate? Or what? What?
1:04:41
What more? Closure? You? What else?
1:04:44
But I'm just need to know what else you knew? He
1:04:48
don't want you. In the words of Judge lying
1:04:50
to Tooler, don't let a woman
1:04:52
have to tell you, don't excuse me. In
1:04:55
the words of Judge Leeing Toler, don't
1:04:57
let a man have to tell you he don't
1:04:59
want you. Now he'd
1:05:01
have told you that he don't want
1:05:03
you because he cheated on him. Then he told
1:05:05
you he don't want you because he moved in with another woman.
1:05:08
Then he told you he didn't want you because he said now
1:05:10
he'd have found his soul mate. So now
1:05:12
what you want to do, lady?
1:05:15
This is good, riddeness, This is your chance
1:05:17
to move on and find your soul man, But
1:05:19
you ain't gonna find your soul mate waring
1:05:22
about what he doing. Let
1:05:24
him go with his non
1:05:27
bacon frying behind it. I
1:05:32
wish I would be wearying about some
1:05:34
woman's on where it don't do nothing for me? Man,
1:05:38
Lee gone about your bids? You
1:05:40
ain't good in bed, and I'm sending him wearying
1:05:42
about you? Man, Lease, can't that someway
1:05:45
else? That's right, Steve
1:05:48
Post You're coming on
1:05:50
Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve
1:05:52
Harvey f fam on Instagram and Facebook,
1:05:55
and please check out the Strawberry Letter podcast
1:05:58
on demand of coming up a forty six
1:06:00
minutes after the hour, Junior
1:06:03
is here. And you know what Junior does. Junior
1:06:05
does sports talk, and we'll have Junior
1:06:08
and Sports Talk right after this.
1:06:10
You're listening to show,
1:06:14
all right, guys, you know what time it is? It is
1:06:16
time now for junior and sports talk, which
1:06:18
you got junior, thank you, Shirley.
1:06:20
But June fourth, June fourth is coming.
1:06:23
Kiers Hope five K Fun Walk and Run is
1:06:25
happening at the Market Hunt Hill Bridge in the Dallas
1:06:27
Fort Worth area, really in Dallas, So
1:06:29
please come on out kiers Hope k R e R
1:06:32
S Hope dot org to register and
1:06:34
also get your tickets over to uh
1:06:37
Sendaga. That's we're gonna have the day party.
1:06:39
Intense the band we'll be performing with a live
1:06:41
print set, so we will do all of that old
1:06:43
Saturday. Okay, kiers Hope dot org
1:06:46
for all information. Yeah, man, hey,
1:06:49
hey, hey you intense.
1:06:54
Hey, Cole, I like it it. Man
1:06:57
band Many doing the Prince s a tribute to Prince Man.
1:07:00
Yeah, you got on that going over. It's gonna be nice,
1:07:02
NiFe, fun walking run, Man, it's gonna be nice. All
1:07:04
right, Here we go, Man, Game one of the Western Conference
1:07:06
Finals last night, Warriors
1:07:08
and Man. And let's just say, man,
1:07:11
if you want to get open, if you want to learn how to play basic
1:07:13
basketball, you gotta watch Golden State Warriors, because
1:07:15
they passed the ball at least six times for
1:07:17
these shot last night. Everybody was in double
1:07:20
figures last night for the starters for the Golden
1:07:22
State Warriors one twelve to eighty seven.
1:07:24
Luca can't do it all by himself. Man, he needs
1:07:27
some help. Man, We've got to get Lucas
1:07:29
some help. Somebody got to step up now
1:07:31
because we are in Dallas. I
1:07:34
just want to say this, and just as Christian
1:07:36
of a way as I can listen,
1:07:41
I'm from Cleveland, I always
1:07:44
be from Cleveland. I am
1:07:46
that dude. Now, you just
1:07:48
gonna have to deal with this series like
1:07:51
I have had to deal with the Browns my
1:07:53
entire life. How's that that's
1:07:56
Jeff safe in to have him right now? I
1:08:00
love Luca. I think that boys whoa all
1:08:03
that in the bag of chip? But they got
1:08:05
the Splash Brothers data and they added who
1:08:07
they got that ignit ass Draymond and
1:08:09
not to mention, God
1:08:12
have mercy that damn Steph Curry man
1:08:15
shooting from anywhere. He won't
1:08:17
to you know how bad they got to feel. You play
1:08:19
your best defense, and step said, I appreciate
1:08:22
at that, and he just pull up from half court.
1:08:25
I would be mad as hell. Man, I'm
1:08:27
playing the best I'm out here guard doing the best. I
1:08:29
can't. I wish the Mavericks,
1:08:31
you know, I think they're gonna make it a series though, I really
1:08:33
do, But this, this is
1:08:36
uh, this is gonna be funky now. I
1:08:38
think in the other series Boston, I think
1:08:40
if they can get Smart back in the Horford
1:08:42
back, I think they're gonna give Miami
1:08:45
run for money. But they had keeps
1:08:47
playing out that series. So hanging out
1:08:49
Dallas, yeah, Das,
1:08:58
Come on, Luca, Man, get
1:09:00
another hero with your boy. Man Hens'
1:09:02
evil some more hill But Golden State looked good last
1:09:04
night. Man. That's boyfriend. All
1:09:07
right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the top
1:09:09
of the hour, President Biden vows
1:09:12
that hate will not prevail. We'll
1:09:14
talk about that right after this. You're
1:09:16
listening morning
1:09:19
show. Well.
1:09:21
In the wake of Saturday shooting spree by
1:09:23
a racist white supremacist who killed
1:09:26
ten black people in a predominantly
1:09:28
black neighborhood of Buffalo, New York, President
1:09:31
Biden visited there visit the area
1:09:33
on Tuesday and delivered an
1:09:35
emotional speech, vowing that
1:09:38
white supremacy and hate will
1:09:40
not prevail. Take a listen, for
1:09:42
the evil did come to Buffalo has
1:09:45
come to all too many places. Manifesting
1:09:48
gunman who massacred innocent people
1:09:50
in the name of hateful, perverse ideology
1:09:54
rooted in fear and racism. It's
1:09:56
taken so much. Ten lives
1:09:58
cut short in the grocery store, three other
1:10:01
wounded, three or three other wounded by a hatefulled
1:10:03
individual who had driven two hundred
1:10:06
miles from Binghamton and then at
1:10:08
range to carry out a murderous racist
1:10:11
rampage that he would live stream,
1:10:14
live stream to the world. What happened
1:10:17
here is simple and straightforward
1:10:19
terrorism, terrorism, domestic
1:10:23
terrorism, violence inflicting in
1:10:25
the service of hate and the vicious
1:10:27
thirst for power that defines
1:10:29
one group of people being inherently
1:10:32
inferior to any other group. Hate
1:10:35
that through the media and politics,
1:10:38
the Internet has radicalized
1:10:41
angry, alienated, lost, and isolated
1:10:43
individuals in the falsely believing
1:10:46
that they will be replaced that's the word, replaced
1:10:49
by the other, by people who
1:10:51
don't look like them and who are therefore
1:10:55
in the perverse I geology that they
1:10:57
possessed and being fed lesser,
1:10:59
being ill, and all of you reject
1:11:02
the lie. I call it all Americans
1:11:04
to reject the lie. And I can theemn
1:11:07
those who spread the life
1:11:09
for power, political gain,
1:11:11
and for profit. That's
1:11:16
what it is. Wow. I
1:11:18
mean, sure, what
1:11:20
he's saying, it's true. Whether
1:11:23
anything is done about it as a whole another
1:11:25
issue. Well, you know, the
1:11:29
key part for me was when he said for people
1:11:31
who use it for political gain. That's
1:11:35
a clear message because
1:11:37
not speaking out against this is almost
1:11:40
like condoning it. I'm just it's
1:11:42
really devastating, man, when you watch these
1:11:44
reporters on Fox, how they report on
1:11:46
this thing. It's amazing, man,
1:11:48
how the Republican senators
1:11:51
don't come out and speak about this. Now
1:11:54
there are I haven't heard anybody talking about
1:11:56
it other than dog on Democrats. I
1:11:59
haven't heard anybody talking
1:12:01
about this question and
1:12:04
in terms of being outraged,
1:12:07
not the Republican part. If they have, I've
1:12:09
just missed it. I'm sorry if I've missed it, but I
1:12:11
haven't seen it. And that sends
1:12:14
a clear message because Joe President
1:12:16
Biden was saying, if you're gonna
1:12:19
use these types of things for political
1:12:21
gain and power, you you
1:12:24
you've got to renounce this type of
1:12:26
thing. They don't they sit
1:12:28
that, man, because it didn't happen to them.
1:12:31
Again, it don't happen
1:12:33
to them, and the sad part
1:12:36
about it is when there is a school shooting
1:12:38
that involves white kids. Again,
1:12:42
if it don't involve they
1:12:44
white kids, their very
1:12:46
own personal senate white
1:12:49
children, they don't care about that either.
1:12:52
They don't. Man, this is
1:12:55
the sickness of this country. Man.
1:12:58
I'm tired of it, and I'm tired
1:13:00
everybody asking us to understand and be
1:13:02
patient, be patient for what? What
1:13:04
else? You want us to wait on? What? You want
1:13:06
us to wait on the next shooting because
1:13:09
it's coming. It's coming.
1:13:12
You want us to wait on the next racist
1:13:14
terrorist act because it's coming.
1:13:16
You want us to wait on the next police officer
1:13:19
that kills an innocent black person because
1:13:22
it's coming. Y'all.
1:13:24
Nothing to stop, You're
1:13:26
not They're nothing to stop, man,
1:13:30
because the people in power are
1:13:32
not making moves to stop it. And
1:13:35
it's simply because it's not happening to them.
1:13:38
It just keep happening to us, and
1:13:40
they want to stay in power. They want to stay
1:13:42
in power, keep their positions, keep
1:13:45
living there the mosque and do something, Ain nothing
1:13:47
gonna happen, Going to Jewish synagogue and do something
1:13:50
aint nothing gonna happen. Nothing, man,
1:13:52
They ain't a laws in the change.
1:13:55
Yeah, all right, coming
1:13:57
up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more
1:14:00
of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
1:14:02
you're listening to the Stay
1:14:05
Show and
1:14:07
trending news. Police found a sixty
1:14:10
one feet deep drug smuggling
1:14:12
tunnel along from Tijuana
1:14:15
to San Diego, Okay. Authority
1:14:18
said it's about a length of a six
1:14:20
foot six football fields.
1:14:22
Imagine that six football fields.
1:14:25
You guys are in the sports and football. Yeah,
1:14:28
that's how long the tunnel is. That's
1:14:31
how long it is. It has a rail system,
1:14:33
ventilation system, and reinforced
1:14:36
walls. The authorities seized about
1:14:38
seventeen over seventeen hundred pounds of
1:14:41
cocaine, one hundred and sixty five
1:14:43
pounds of maths, three point five three
1:14:45
and a half pounds of heroin. Six people
1:14:47
were charged and they are residents
1:14:49
of southern California. How
1:14:52
did they How did the police
1:14:54
find the tunnel? The authorities staked
1:14:56
out a house often used to stash drugs,
1:14:59
making traffic stops that had
1:15:01
been near a warehouse by the border, and
1:15:03
the investigation continued and the authorities
1:15:06
found the tunnel. So that's how they take
1:15:08
wayne more than six people to dig that
1:15:11
far electricity
1:15:13
in the tunnel? Who by the light bill? Yeah?
1:15:16
Who gotta operating? Baby? The contel
1:15:19
got money? Man? Really
1:15:22
know what we we won't
1:15:24
address the real problem, which
1:15:27
is we abuse more drugs and
1:15:30
use more drugs in this country than any
1:15:32
other nation in the world. And we
1:15:34
won't address that problem. We
1:15:36
got so many men. Yeah,
1:15:39
all right, we gotta move on here. Guys
1:15:41
coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,
1:15:43
we'll switch gears and play around. I would you rather
1:15:46
right after this you're listening to
1:15:50
show it is time now for would
1:15:52
you rather let's play around. Let's get
1:15:54
into it. Would you rather sing everything
1:15:57
you speak? Or would you rather
1:16:00
dance every time you walk?
1:16:04
Everything? Hey, we know that's
1:16:07
what you want. I'm not sure to be that happy
1:16:09
ass black person dancing
1:16:11
every time you walk doing
1:16:13
a little ship. So sing
1:16:16
something, Steve, ask
1:16:18
me a question. Okay,
1:16:20
what time is our meeting today? Our conference
1:16:23
call meeting? The time of the meeting
1:16:26
will be somewhere
1:16:29
by the quarter to three. I
1:16:32
won't you call
1:16:35
the Tommy, I won't
1:16:37
Junior gun Mississippi Monarcha.
1:16:41
I won't everybody bo
1:16:44
zoom, get
1:16:47
plenty of rude. The
1:16:52
phone call three
1:16:55
Ias afternoon.
1:17:00
He sings everything. I just yeah,
1:17:05
yeah, all
1:17:07
right. So here's another one.
1:17:09
Would you rather have Christmas twice
1:17:11
a year? Or would you rather have your birthday
1:17:14
twice a year? Birthday?
1:17:17
Christmas? You rather have your birthday twice?
1:17:20
Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Why not Christmas?
1:17:26
Margin damned
1:17:31
Mother's day, damn anniversary, her birthday?
1:17:33
Oh hell no, we even do Christmas twice?
1:17:39
Okay, I guess, okay,
1:17:43
coins yeah, okay,
1:17:46
all right. Would you rather be the commissioner
1:17:49
of the NFL or be the
1:17:51
general manager of your favorite NFL
1:17:54
team? Would
1:17:56
you rather be the commissioner of the
1:17:58
NFL? Would you rather be the general manager
1:18:00
of your favorite NFL sports team? Would
1:18:02
one general manager? Ain't doing nothing?
1:18:05
I need to be out front them, beat the commission, commission
1:18:08
and the check weight that. I'll tell you
1:18:10
right now that Shaun Watson would be
1:18:12
playing for the Browns right now,
1:18:16
he would be what playing for the Browns?
1:18:18
Right? No criminal
1:18:21
charges? We have none? Get you here,
1:18:23
either does
1:18:27
the commissioner, because he's out front. Okay,
1:18:30
absolutely, what about you, junior commissioner.
1:18:33
Yeah, he wouldn't be in Cleveland if
1:18:35
I was the commissioner. Okay, Soday, Well,
1:18:41
good thing you last, ain't the commissioner
1:18:43
hater? All
1:18:46
right? Thank you guys. That is the today's
1:18:49
round of would you rather? Coming up at forty nine minutes
1:18:51
after the hour, the last break of the day and Steve
1:18:53
Harvey's closing remarks right after
1:18:55
this, you're listening Morning
1:18:59
show. All right, guys, it is the
1:19:01
last break of the day. This day went
1:19:04
quickly. It's the last break
1:19:06
of the day right here. It's been a good,
1:19:08
good, good Thursday. Right, yeah,
1:19:12
this is good Thursday. Yeah, Thursday.
1:19:15
Yeah, oh yeah, it's
1:19:18
gone by so quickly, righting. Ain't when
1:19:21
we went back with y'all knowing it ain't that
1:19:25
right now Friday? Right now, that's
1:19:28
what you want? Hey,
1:19:31
Steve, I got a question for you. You
1:19:34
work a lot of jobs, but
1:19:36
what does retirement look like for
1:19:38
you? I don't know, you know, I
1:19:41
was talking to my wife about this, and I
1:19:44
really don't see myself ever doing
1:19:47
nothing. I think ultimately
1:19:49
what I'd like to do is walk away
1:19:51
from TV, and
1:19:55
I would love to just run my mentoring
1:19:58
camp for young boys and girl else
1:20:01
and change as many young people's lives
1:20:03
as I could. I
1:20:06
kind of want to be in a role or
1:20:08
position of you
1:20:11
know, helping people that are less fortunate,
1:20:14
you know, spreading a good
1:20:16
will around
1:20:19
the globe. That's pretty much what I see myself
1:20:21
doing. I don't really see myself
1:20:23
doing any nothing. But
1:20:26
then at the same time, you know, I got all
1:20:28
I gotta find a way to earn a living, you know what I mean,
1:20:30
I gotta do something, So I don't
1:20:32
I don't really know what that looks like exactly. I've
1:20:34
been praying about it a lot. I think I'll be somewhere
1:20:37
in the motivational touring space, and
1:20:40
I know I'll definitely be in the more of a business
1:20:42
capacity. That's why I am headed now.
1:20:44
So you know, hopefully
1:20:46
my businesses will be strong enough to
1:20:49
allow me to walk away
1:20:51
because I don't. I'm gonna you
1:20:54
know, I'm gonna be done with social media, and
1:20:56
I want to be done with the television
1:20:59
part of my life because I you know, I'm a
1:21:01
person where I don't really have a problem
1:21:03
being afraid to reinvent myself. The
1:21:06
hardest decision I've ever made career wise,
1:21:09
to retire from stand up That
1:21:11
was my toughest, single,
1:21:14
toughest decision of my life career
1:21:17
wise, because it was the thing
1:21:19
that made me and it's
1:21:21
still a part of me. So if I can
1:21:23
walk away from stand up, I can certainly
1:21:26
walk away from television. I
1:21:29
just I just got to be in a position about
1:21:33
I don't I don't want to say that because y'all listening
1:21:35
right now. Yes we are, n't
1:21:42
know we can make our retirement points, Okay,
1:21:52
I mean you know, I want you know, I'm sixty
1:21:54
five years old. I've worked hard enough to
1:21:56
be able to determine, you know,
1:21:58
do I want to keep up? Do I want
1:22:01
to? I do want to keep waking up? Do I do?
1:22:03
I still enjoy radio very much. So it's
1:22:06
a part of my life. Yeah. I just signed a new deal,
1:22:08
so I'm here, you know, so
1:22:10
I don't see an ending anytime soon at
1:22:13
all, to be honest with you, but it's some
1:22:15
other things I do want to walk away from. So
1:22:17
yeah, next question, anybody,
1:22:21
Okay, So I got a question.
1:22:23
You could put three
1:22:26
things on your bucket list?
1:22:29
What three things? Would it be? Three
1:22:32
things on my bucket list? There's
1:22:38
a place in
1:22:40
the molds that I've seen and
1:22:46
I want to, Uh, I
1:22:51
want to go and stay there for a month that's
1:22:54
on the bucket list. A month that's
1:22:57
on my bucket list also,
1:23:00
and I'm going to accomplish that. Also,
1:23:03
there is on
1:23:06
my bucket list to
1:23:11
travel the globe for
1:23:14
goodwill and
1:23:17
change lives like that, but not as
1:23:20
a politician. I never
1:23:22
want to be in politics. I don't. I don't
1:23:24
enjoy the red tape of it. If
1:23:27
I could find a place where I could do things politically
1:23:30
that didn't involve the red tape, that's
1:23:32
why I see my life going. That's on the bucket
1:23:35
list to travel the globe for
1:23:38
goodwill, for goodwill,
1:23:40
not not for profit, for goodwill, gestures
1:23:44
of kindness and philanthropy. And
1:23:47
I guess the only other thing on the bucket
1:23:49
list is to
1:23:52
have enough money to take out that full
1:23:54
page ad in the USA Today and
1:23:57
the list of people who can kiss
1:24:01
son don't shine. No, really, that's so I'm
1:24:04
dead, damn sisk
1:24:08
list. What you
1:24:11
need to wearry about is to make sure your ass
1:24:13
a owned up bucket list list,
1:24:17
because that's the third damn thing,
1:24:19
full page ad USA Today,
1:24:21
color name in block print it
1:24:24
and I'm not gonna put it in alphabetical
1:24:27
order. I want you to have to read every damn
1:24:29
name to see if you want. Now, But wait,
1:24:31
what is the headline gonna say. What
1:24:35
is the headline going to say? The
1:24:38
following people, The
1:24:41
following people, Uh, can
1:24:45
put my whole ass
1:24:48
in a box, kiss
1:24:50
it and don't miss a ConA.
1:24:53
That's the deadlines. The
1:24:56
following people can
1:24:58
put my whole ass in a box,
1:25:02
kiss it, and don't miss a
1:25:04
ConA. I'm gonna have ass
1:25:06
packed in that box, don't
1:25:09
miss I have booty
1:25:11
meat all up in the ConA
1:25:13
or the box. Yes,
1:25:16
yes, that's the tinily
1:25:19
all the fox gonna beyond that, everybody,
1:25:22
fox y, Hey,
1:25:25
y'all. After that. I hate
1:25:27
to tell you this, but this is the best news of the
1:25:29
day. Listen to him, talk to God.
1:25:32
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1:25:41
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