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know what time y'all don't know y'all

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to.

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Don't Joy, Yeah

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Joy?

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Have you

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got you gotta

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turn?

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Got to turn the mouth turn

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you probably got to turn the mouth turn

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the water of the Monica. Look

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me come

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come out, you think, huh?

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I sure will. Good morning everybody

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you are listening to the voice, come on dig

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me now. One and only Steve Harvey

2:09

got a radio show. Why

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Because God, God

2:15

is in the blessing business. If

2:17

you go get in line, he has something

2:20

for you. God

2:22

is amazing.

2:23

The plan he actually has for you

2:26

is so far greater than you can possibly

2:29

imagine.

2:30

It's really mind blowing.

2:32

And as I look back on where

2:35

He's brought me from and what he's

2:38

currently doing for me, all

2:41

I can do is tell you is God. That's all

2:43

I can tell you, Because I tell you right now, I

2:45

didn't foresee it.

2:47

You know.

2:48

It oftentimes amazes me when I listen

2:50

to celebrities when they interview how

2:52

they say, you know, I always always thought that

2:55

this would happen for me, and I just you

2:57

know, it could be true.

2:59

But for me, it is not that way

3:01

at all. I

3:03

didn't imagine it

3:06

this way.

3:07

I had a dream of

3:10

becoming famous one day, but I had

3:13

no idea it

3:15

would ever get to this. It

3:18

was a very very simple desire

3:20

for fame. There is no

3:22

way I could have seen all this. There is no

3:25

way I am telling you this

3:28

is. This has been nothing for me but

3:30

the grace of God, and

3:33

all the times I failed, every

3:36

time I had fallen, he

3:38

picked me up, he dusted me

3:41

off, and he kept me moving.

3:44

It has been an amazing

3:46

thing to watch God do what

3:48

he do. As I look back on my history

3:50

and you sometimes look back on your history,

3:53

you've got to see, man, Wow,

3:56

what God has done for you and what He's brought you

3:58

through to enable you to be you are.

4:01

It is amazing because

4:03

really, I mean really real talk.

4:05

Now, had he allowed all of the

4:07

decisions I had made to play

4:10

all the way out, I could assure you.

4:12

I wouldn't be here today.

4:14

But God, through this grace and mercy,

4:16

who had a plan for me, who was just

4:18

waiting on me to come get in

4:21

line, and then he was gonna start

4:23

emptying. Now he was gonna start

4:25

shipping out all the boxes in heaven

4:28

with my name on it. And man, what

4:30

a great god he is, What a great

4:32

god he is. And you have boxes

4:36

of blessings with your name on it

4:38

that he is waiting to ship. But

4:41

he needs you to go down there and get in

4:43

line.

4:44

That's what it is.

4:46

It is not that he has more boxes

4:48

for other people than he do you. He got

4:50

boxes with your name on it who have never

4:53

been shipped because.

4:54

You will not get in line to go get

4:56

them.

4:57

You will not ask God for him,

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you will not do the things necessary

5:02

to attain them. We stop our own blessings.

5:04

Man, I have been the biggest stopper of my

5:07

blessings than anybody else.

5:08

I can't really get mad at nobody. I

5:11

got nobody to blame for my existence

5:13

but me. But then at

5:15

the same time, I can't take

5:17

credit for this. I really really

5:19

can't. I kid you not.

5:21

I cannot take credit for it. And

5:23

if you ever see me taking credit for

5:25

it, tap me on the shoulder, say Steve,

5:27

pull up. Remember you said

5:30

this ain't about you. If you catch

5:32

me taking too much credit, you

5:35

have my permission to stop me. Now

5:38

Here is the deal, though, and this

5:41

is what I want to get through to you today,

5:45

moving forward while

5:48

under attack, new

5:50

level, new devil. You know, every

5:52

time you go somewhere, every time you

5:55

try to progress, every time you make a decision

5:57

to be better, to do better, that's going

5:59

to be a confrontation you're going to have because

6:02

it is the enemy's job to not

6:04

see you go forward, do better,

6:07

want more, behave yourself.

6:10

There is a force that is operative

6:12

out there that has people working

6:15

on his behalf twenty four to seven.

6:17

You got a computer, go read a blog.

6:20

Just go read a blog. They busy man not

6:23

knowing, but just saying evil

6:25

stuff constantly.

6:28

That's the job. Well,

6:31

here's what happens.

6:33

I you.

6:34

We have to always keep

6:37

moving forward while

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we're under attack because

6:42

the attack is

6:45

going to always come. If

6:47

you allow the attackers to stop

6:49

you, you will lose that particular

6:52

battle. And you cannot afford

6:54

this.

6:55

You know.

6:55

My father used to say, be

6:58

careful when you're trying to kick some off

7:00

the ladder, because you got to take your foot

7:02

off too, and you might slip.

7:05

And so when people are taking their feet

7:08

off the ladder, most some of them, most the majority

7:10

of them mayn't even up own a ladder. They just at

7:12

the bottom throwing stuff up at

7:14

you. They are just shaking your

7:17

ladder. They ain't even they ain't even on your level.

7:19

Really tell you the truth, they really not. You

7:21

have moved on far beyond them, spiritually,

7:24

physically, everything, but they

7:26

are still shaking your ladder and attacking

7:29

you. Keep moving forward while

7:31

under attack, because the attacks

7:33

are going to come. If you take the time

7:36

to stop and address it, you are

7:38

impeding your own progress.

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This is very important to understand.

7:43

Go on bout your business and remember

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Steve Harvey and remember those

7:48

of you out there.

7:49

There is a Bible verse that helps

7:51

me out every time. And I don't know why.

7:54

I got it on six different plaques sitting

7:56

all around my offices. Everywhere I go,

7:58

I can read it Isaiah fifty four seventeen.

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No weapon formed against me shall prosper

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that because this is that he

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will put me under his wings of protection.

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And this is my inheritance

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as a servant of the Lord

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period. I'm his boy, he my man,

8:18

so so dig so when

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you're coming for me, I

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have to just rest on that Lord right there,

8:25

that he got it that no

8:27

weapon formed against me shall prosper. I'm

8:30

just like you sometimes, you know, we know better,

8:32

but sometimes we don't do better. Man,

8:35

Let them say what they gonna say. When they get

8:37

through saying it, when they get through writing it,

8:39

when they get through talking about you, when they

8:41

get through lying about you. Guess what they're

8:43

gonna have to do. They're gonna have to step back

8:45

and watch your rise. They

8:47

gonna have to kick back and watch what God

8:50

got for you, because nothing God got for you. Can't

8:52

nobody stop it. I don't care what they do. Keep

8:56

moving forward while under

8:59

attack. Yo, something

9:01

I tell you some man, Minister

9:03

Lewis Fahirkhn taught me something very important

9:06

one day.

9:07

He said, Steve, remember this. He said.

9:09

It is a common thing for

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a dog to bark up at

9:15

the moon. But if the moon barks

9:18

back at the dog, the dog becomes

9:20

famous.

9:21

You feel me, the moon

9:24

was talking to you.

9:25

What did you?

9:26

How did the moon stop and talk to you? Don't

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give them that.

9:30

Let the dog bark up at the moon. Don't you

9:32

be up there? You go where God got you going.

9:35

Don't bark back at this dog because the dog come

9:37

famous, because they ain't gonna be able to get to you. But the dog

9:39

is famous now. They want to interview the dog now

9:41

the dog. Guess what he gonna do? More barking?

9:44

Guess what about you?

9:46

Man? Go on about your biersin as y'all. God

9:48

is in the blessing business all day long.

9:50

Man, go get in line, get you some

9:53

get them packages and boxes shipped to

9:55

you.

9:55

They got your name on it.

9:57

Here listening east to the Steve Hardy Morning

9:59

shall ladies and gentlemen, boys

10:02

and girls, animal trainers,

10:05

truck drivers, license

10:08

holders, estimapologists,

10:11

people that do nails, dietitians.

10:16

For dietrists, orthopedic

10:18

surgeons. Good morning. This

10:20

is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

10:23

If I didn't mention your

10:25

profession, it's not because I don't

10:27

love you, because I do. I

10:30

just ain't got the time to go down through all of them,

10:32

so I just picked the select few today.

10:35

Nurses, you know,

10:38

I in a

10:41

nurse practitioners, which I just found

10:43

out does not mean it's a nurse

10:45

that's practicing.

10:47

That's what I thought it meant. It's a nurse

10:49

practitioners right up under the doc. This

10:52

is Steve Harvy Morning Show. My

10:56

love for ignorance is it's

10:59

really a little contorted. I do

11:01

love the fact that I am

11:04

ignorant, unlike Tommy, who is stupid?

11:07

I am ignorant, differ

11:09

I bowed down. I bowed down

11:12

to his stupidity. It is supreme and

11:15

it has served him well.

11:18

Ladies, gentlemen, this is Steve Hard Morning

11:20

Show, Charlie Strawberry, Colin

11:23

Farrell, Mississippi, Monica Jr. And the Legend

11:25

of Nephew Tommy Junior.

11:27

Yeah, statement and just walk

11:30

off. You just tried to make that and walk off his

11:33

stupid all the time. It's supreme, It's

11:36

outstanding.

11:37

But asking Tommy,

11:41

is it supreme? Yes? Yes,

11:44

is superpolation. So it's

11:46

up and there. Yeah, see that. See

11:50

but explain the differencetween your ignance

11:52

and his stupidity. We just need to know difference.

11:55

Ignorance is controlled. Stupidity

11:59

is loose.

12:03

Okay, you nailed that one, Steve,

12:05

you nailed I'm talking about.

12:07

Yeah, to the wall I'm talking about.

12:09

I know exactly what it is. I know I know

12:11

exactly how I am. I pick

12:13

and choose the places I'm gonna

12:16

be ignorant. Okay, Tomic,

12:21

it's just out there. Yeah,

12:24

it's loose. Think

12:26

of everything and most stuff you know that's

12:29

loose is not good.

12:34

Loose women diarrhea.

12:38

Oh man, yeah,

12:42

I'm the gate though, he ut,

12:45

let's go. If you got

12:47

a girlfriend and then you find out

12:49

she loose, that is not good. This

12:53

is not for a minute.

12:55

Yeah.

12:56

Now, well until you find out the loose,

12:58

don't just stop with you. Yeah,

13:03

if your pants is loose, we.

13:05

Got a problem. Good,

13:08

got a problem.

13:09

Yeah.

13:10

If you got loose underwear, that's

13:12

a problem. Lou it's

13:14

gonna gather, It's gonna

13:16

gather. Loose is a problem.

13:18

Yeah.

13:21

If you got loose lips, loose lips

13:23

sink ships. Oh man,

13:25

yes, loose,

13:28

and not a whole lot can happen

13:30

with loose.

13:33

Thank you, guys. Coming up at thirty two minutes

13:35

after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as

13:38

he runs that break back right after Loose.

13:41

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is time now for the nephew to

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run that brank back. What you got for us?

14:22

And after this is adoption agency.

14:25

Adoption agency. Yes, we're

14:27

picking up your kids today. Here

14:29

we go, let's go catch dom.

14:31

Hello.

14:31

Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. Yeah,

14:33

this is E Clarence.

14:35

How you doing, man?

14:35

This is Robert Robert. We were

14:38

trying to get a schedule with you guys. Maybe we can

14:40

swing through and pick

14:42

up little Clarence. I guess around six, if you guys

14:45

are available around six?

14:46

Okay, Hey, what do you mean picking up will Clarence?

14:48

Well, we got the We got

14:51

the call that we can come and actually pick up Clarence

14:53

and take him with us if you guys packed

14:55

his things up yet?

14:57

Oh, man, got the call from who that you can

14:59

come pick them up. I don't know nothing about

15:01

this.

15:01

Well, my name is Robert Robert and

15:04

my wife and I got the call that we could do.

15:06

You not know about us adopting

15:09

little Clarence. Oh what the adopting

15:12

who?

15:13

Okay, wait a minute, are you guys that are you guys

15:15

that drives?

15:17

Uh?

15:18

Yeah, that's that's my address. But uh, what

15:20

what you're talking about? You're gonna come take my son

15:22

from you? Okay, but your son

15:24

is two years old? Right, yeah, he's what

15:27

that would you come to pick up

15:29

my son?

15:30

And what is his agency's number? Uh? Well

15:32

the agency told us that what

15:35

adoption agency? They've got all our information,

15:37

We've we've filled out all the paperwork, and you

15:40

guys aren't aware that that we're supposed to

15:42

come there today to pick him up?

15:44

Well, I all what what adoption ation?

15:46

You said?

15:46

As well as how to get my information?

15:48

I'm not sure we've got uh

15:51

pictures of Clarence and and uh

15:53

you know, my wife is actually going out and bought balloons

15:56

and everything and and and we were gonna come

15:58

through. They told us anytime today, so we felt

16:00

maybe like around six pm we'd come get it.

16:02

Well, no, you ain't coming here to pick up no clans

16:05

I'll tell you that right now.

16:06

Okay, wait wait a minute, now, this

16:09

this this, I mean, this can't be happening. Okay,

16:12

wait a minute.

16:13

Oh it's happening. You're you're you're you're Clarence

16:15

Senior. Correct, Yes, I am.

16:17

And you don't know anything about us to come over

16:20

there to pick the baby up.

16:21

Hell no, I don't know about this. See what's

16:24

the man?

16:24

Miss Press Adoption

16:27

Ation School?

16:27

Bive you my information and how they get my information?

16:30

Come pick up my son. I don't know that,

16:32

sir.

16:33

All I know is is, uh,

16:35

we bought a car seat where where you

16:37

know my wife has bought balloons?

16:39

Man, I don't care, y'all bought a car seat,

16:41

balloon, hot tail whatever. You ain't

16:43

coming to get my son, okay, sir?

16:46

I mean what what I'm not gonna do is tell

16:48

my wife that we're not coming to get Clarence Junior

16:50

today.

16:51

Oh yeah, y'all you're gonna have to tell her that because you ain't

16:53

coming here to pick up my h sir.

16:55

From with the paperwork that I have, Clarence

16:57

is actually my son.

16:58

Now, man, you ain't your paperwork.

17:01

You ain't coming here to pick up my son.

17:03

Sir, Clarence Junior is mine. I'm

17:05

actually gonna change his name to Robert, So.

17:07

I like here, you are, come

17:10

on over here if you want to come on over here. I'm waiting

17:12

for you. I'm standing in that way right now.

17:14

Okay, well, wait a minute. The adoption

17:16

agency tell us that you guys are not doing well

17:18

financial financial?

17:19

Are you working? No, I ain't work.

17:22

I got doing anything. I ain't gonna get rid

17:24

of my son just because I ain't working.

17:26

Okay, but boy, but so in other words,

17:28

you're not You're not able to provide

17:30

for him.

17:31

From what I understand, my son ain't as no mean,

17:33

he got clothes on the back, he got a roof over his head.

17:35

Man, I'm not You ain't coming really pick up my son.

17:38

I don't care what I got to do. Man, I go out cut

17:40

glasses. I make money on the side of washing cars

17:42

and everything. Okay, okay, about to come here

17:44

and get my son. But don't you think he deserves

17:46

a better home? I don't know what the but the screw

17:49

up is. I don't know what.

17:50

I'm trying at least rationalize with you so

17:52

you can understand why.

17:54

Me and my wife ask you. You ain't coming to

17:56

get my son. He ain't a big home right now. I

17:58

love my son. You ain't even know where I'm telling

18:00

you. I'm right here. In the Dwight Way. Come on over here, sir.

18:03

I don't want to go back and forth, but I am. Me and my

18:05

wife are coming to get Clarence today. Okay,

18:08

come on, come on, I'm waiting for you. I'm

18:10

already told you about two three times. Come on, I'll be

18:12

waiting right here. I guarante, sir.

18:14

I don't want any altercations when I get there. I just

18:16

want Clarence to get in the car and me and

18:18

my wife are gonna take him.

18:19

To his new honer. When you get here, it's gonna be

18:21

one hell of an altercasion. So you might gonna come to

18:23

law. Whoever's gonna come with you bring

18:26

our docination too, so I can whoop that too.

18:28

You know what, man, if you was to be able to provide

18:30

for your family, wouldn't nobody be trying to adopt your

18:32

child? The problem is is that you can't take care of your

18:34

family. Now I'm mearing my wife coming over there

18:37

and we coming to get clares telling you.

18:40

You ain't coming down here? Can get my child? Man,

18:42

you get down here. I'm on, you ain't your wife up?

18:44

How about were you finna do what to my

18:47

wife?

18:47

Well?

18:47

I don't hear women. But I'm gonna tell you right now,

18:49

you and your wife gonna come down here. I'm

18:51

gonna help most of you. Anybody come down

18:53

here. So I took my child about a mile. They're

18:56

gonna get up. Fan, I'm

18:58

coming to get it. I got to deal with I got

19:00

that. I'm gonna tell you right now, you ain't

19:02

coming down here getting my son. You your

19:05

wife are telling you. Nobody's

19:07

gonna come here and tell him. I said, disappoint my wife

19:09

is go on. No, I don't know how you got my address.

19:12

I don't kire what the age

19:14

to see you got going through or whatever going

19:16

on. But I'm telling right now you come down here. I

19:18

don't know up I'm trying to disappoint my

19:20

wife. Now just sayt we coming to in. I won't give

19:23

him disappointment. You want

19:25

disappointed. I don't get about that right now,

19:27

But you ain't about to take my tut

19:29

I'm gonna come and get him out dead out. And I have told

19:31

my wife I was coming here. Man. I'm

19:33

telling man, you better tell your wife you

19:35

come here and drive away. I'm gonna sitting my home

19:37

waiting for him. You know the last one of y'all

19:40

up every last morning. I don't care

19:42

who he brings. You can blame the President Obama.

19:44

And I'm gonna to you, ain't finna do now?

19:46

You ain't finna do you ain't finna trying to take my

19:48

son out of the house. I'm gonna tell him right now, everybody

19:51

getting I'm anything to do

19:53

is let you know this. I'm coming to get Claris

19:55

junior. Are you ain't got nothing to tell

19:57

me or let me know. I'm letting you know

19:59

right right now. You better come here with the corner

20:02

and everybody because I'm about you up. You gonna

20:04

leave here with a come on, let

20:07

me tell you something.

20:08

Let me tell you something.

20:08

You can get his clothes today. I gotta we can tell him

20:11

and live a better life. He's not living a good life.

20:13

There. You get here, I'm told

20:15

you about six seven eight time, bring

20:17

little more down little when I'm

20:20

you and everybody whoever you bring

20:22

down here up you try to touch you?

20:24

You know who else I'm bringing with me because I'm bringing somebody

20:26

up, well, you you better bring an army and say

20:29

what it better be a army to come

20:31

down.

20:31

Here and get my son about down.

20:34

I'm I'm bringing nephew Tommy with me. I'm

20:39

I'm bringing nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey.

20:41

More Itself with me. Oh

20:46

man, you said, lads, this is Timmy. Man,

20:48

this is his nephew. Talk me, man, Man,

20:51

I'm not everybody out here.

20:54

Man, come down and taking my stup brother named

20:56

Benjamin. Got me to get you dog.

20:58

Oh man, See that's got Fami again. See

21:00

next time I see him is on it? Man?

21:03

That one?

21:04

Oh man?

21:05

All right, father, tell me one more thing. Man,

21:08

what's the baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio

21:10

show.

21:10

In the land. It Steve All the

21:12

Morning Show.

21:13

Me.

21:14

Now, that was loose enough for you?

21:15

Right?

21:16

Was that stupid loose? What I'm talking about?

21:18

Crazy loose? All right?

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At the top of the hour.

22:02

In entertainment news, Nia Long

22:04

and Sherry Shepherd's fellow Broadway

22:07

Beef. We'll talk about that, Yeah,

22:11

yeah, yeah, we'll talk I know you love Nia

22:13

Long, I know you love her junior.

22:18

Well, moving on to Cardi B's daughter

22:20

who ruined her Cardi B's burken

22:22

bag. We'll talk about that. And then actress

22:25

Garzel Bouvet is leaving

22:27

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We'll tell

22:29

you why. We'll talk about these stories at the

22:31

top of the hour, But right now it

22:34

is time to

22:36

ask the clo.

22:38

That doesn't make a difference anymore, it

22:41

really does. They need to change the title

22:44

thing.

22:45

Well, all right, time for as the

22:48

clo. This one's from Tresina

22:50

in San Antonio. Trisina

22:53

writes, my ex's sister is one

22:55

of my best friends. My ex

22:57

has been parading his new girlfriend around

23:00

sister, and she never told me he had

23:02

a new girlfriend. Knowing all along that I'm

23:05

still in love with him? Is it

23:07

time for me to cut her out of my life?

23:09

Well?

23:10

What you're mad at her for?

23:12

What?

23:12

Why are you mad at her?

23:14

Your ex x ex

23:17

has been with his new girlfriend

23:20

around his family. That's

23:22

that's all it is to it. Y'all still

23:25

friends? Have you ever considered

23:27

she didn't want to hurt you? Well, what was

23:30

she supposed to do? Tell the girl,

23:32

Hey, U can't date my sister because his

23:34

ex is still in love with him.

23:36

That's that's not for her.

23:38

Just consider the fact she was trying to be considered

23:41

you. She didn't want you to get hurt by the information.

23:43

How about that? See, stop stop

23:45

expecting people to wear

23:48

all your issues.

23:51

Stop that. Stop

23:53

expecting people to wear all your issues.

23:56

If look, if you truly

23:58

my friend and I have have an issue,

24:01

and you my real friend, you can say, hey, bro,

24:03

you got an issue?

24:03

Man, you need to check that at the door.

24:06

I ain't got to go along with you. Okay, we're

24:08

friends. Right, we're sitting up somewhere. You

24:11

need some money, you come to me. I

24:14

can give you half. Okay, let's

24:16

just say for preachers, I can give

24:18

you half. You decide to

24:21

get the other half you gonna rob

24:23

a bank now? Oh

24:26

you tell me, homie,

24:31

we fit to go down here and get this other half at

24:33

the bank. I'm your friend. I'm gonna

24:35

say, hey, man, why

24:38

don't you just fix half your problem before

24:40

you go down here and create a whole other set of

24:42

problems.

24:43

See, that's what friends do, that's

24:45

all. I ain't got to go along with this, and

24:47

I'm not going down to help your head rob this

24:49

bank.

24:50

That's right, Steve, that's right. I'm

24:53

moving on to your life.

24:54

And go down now. And they come and

24:56

ask me about it. I'm

24:58

telling everything. I'm

25:01

telling you.

25:01

I'm nitch,

25:05

all right.

25:06

Moving on to Yolanda and Acarin. Thank

25:08

you, Celo. I'm freaked out. Landa

25:11

says by my new man's choice

25:13

of underwear. He wears silky

25:15

bikini like underwear. But for

25:18

men, he said, they're comfortable and

25:20

hold him in. Well, they look

25:23

smaller than the ones I wear, So it's

25:25

a no for me. Am I too judgmental?

25:28

No, not at all. Oh you

25:31

got these little tight silky drawers on hombie,

25:35

come on, dog? But he comfortable

25:37

in?

25:39

No?

25:39

No, not.

25:39

He'd just sat there and looked at himself and

25:42

he thinks he's cute.

25:42

That's what they need. And

25:48

for somebody that looked good him be sick. They

25:50

can't stand that. That amazing.

25:54

I keep some tight drawls I got me. Oh

25:58

you got a pair, you've been rocking. Keep what

26:01

you got, lady. My wife

26:04

asked me to think, what's going on with your draw What is

26:06

it?

26:06

What is all this?

26:07

Marind just the other day,

26:11

this kind of what's up with d kind of drum?

26:15

She was channel like the lady in the letter

26:18

in the a little bit.

26:20

I'm like finish jump

26:22

in a swimming pool with Michael self

26:24

or somebody always to draw.

26:28

I'm not finna wear no race. She's

26:31

underwear, all

26:34

right?

26:34

Kay?

26:35

She doesn't like it. She definitely doesn't

26:38

like it, all right.

26:39

Moving on to Miguel and Tyler, Miguel

26:41

writes, my girlfriend's son keeps calling

26:44

me Dre and it's

26:46

starting to irk me. I understand

26:48

he's only four, but where did he get

26:50

Dre? There are no cartoons

26:53

with the Dre on there. My girlfriend

26:55

thinks it's funny, But do you think

26:57

her four year old made that name up? Where

27:00

get dra from?

27:01

No?

27:01

He don't know.

27:02

I don't know.

27:03

Dray have been over there.

27:07

Drake about

27:11

ain't now, you're right, Dre

27:13

is not a car too.

27:16

He's real, Drake, come over there and cut on the

27:18

cartoons. But

27:22

Dre is not a car too.

27:24

Hey, Tray,

27:28

all right, you know drink and Drake brought candy.

27:32

Miguel. Yes, all

27:35

right.

27:36

Moving on to Addie in Bloomfield.

27:38

This is the last one, Steve, Addie

27:41

said.

27:41

Addie Phillips is outstanding on c

27:44

n N since she's her name is Abby, Abby

27:47

Phillips.

27:47

Abby Abby, same

27:50

girl you knew who talk.

27:51

About my mama CNN

27:58

is strong? Strong's

28:01

so smart, beautiful?

28:04

Yeah that girl, that girl strong? Yes, going

28:06

to work? Yes, all

28:09

right?

28:09

So this is Addie with these

28:11

in Bloomfield. She she

28:13

says, I finally met my friend's

28:16

husband. He asked me to follow

28:18

him back on IG so I did.

28:21

He d med me later to tell me that

28:23

he saw a picture of my feet and

28:25

was pleasantly surprised. Is

28:28

blocking him sufficient or should

28:30

I block him and tell his

28:32

wife?

28:33

God?

28:34

Y'all?

28:35

Okay, Addie,

28:38

Now.

28:39

You man, I don't

28:41

know what these dudes be thinking.

28:43

Man, y'all this new

28:45

generation, y'all, man, y'all

28:48

brus y'all just be bringing

28:51

campfires to your house and starting

28:53

them in your damn living room?

28:55

What is you following this girl?

28:57

For?

28:57

All you had to do is just go on her

28:59

pay age, look at her feed,

29:02

watch her walk, follow her store,

29:04

all these DM and and all this hell?

29:07

Man? What is you listen?

29:09

Man?

29:09

Do like me? I don't know how to do none

29:11

of that. Uh huh. My

29:14

son called me one time and said, Dad, what'd

29:17

you like this picture? Folk? I said,

29:19

what picture? Then

29:21

he showed it to me. He said, you liked it?

29:24

It wasn't nothing. He said, it wasn't no girl

29:26

or nothing like that. He just said.

29:27

I said I wouldn't like it. I was trying to move

29:30

the screen over. He said, but Dad, will you tap

29:32

it twice? That's a like Well,

29:35

I said, I tapped it moten twice. Then he

29:38

said, I know, Dad, I can.

29:39

See that too. So

29:42

yeah, So just y'all.

29:44

I'm just saying, young brothers, y'all,

29:47

man, do you know that they say sixty

29:49

five percent of all divorces

29:51

now have a social media component?

29:54

Wow?

29:54

I believe that's

29:57

crazy. That's great.

29:59

Wish we could go back to their pay phone all

30:06

right, cameras

30:09

it's the.

30:09

Camera and the app coming

30:12

up at the top of the hour. We'll have some entertainment

30:15

news for you right after this. You're

30:17

listening Harvey Morning

30:20

Show. So we

30:22

got to ask this question, what is going on with

30:24

this Othello Broadway Beef.

30:27

Sherry Shepherd attended the

30:29

star studded opening night of Our Fellowthello,

30:32

which of course, stars Denzel Washington.

30:35

Sherry told her talk show

30:37

audience that she was involved in a confrontation

30:40

with a quote unnamed celebrity

30:42

at the play. Cherry said the unnamed

30:44

celebrity grabbed her by the arm and turned

30:47

her around and said, you've

30:49

been shading me a lot. Cherry said,

30:52

no, I haven't, and the unnamed actress

30:54

said, yes, you have and walked

30:56

off. Cherry was very upset

30:59

by this confrontation and went on to say,

31:01

I went to the bathroom during intermission

31:03

and I waited there for fifteen minutes, waiting

31:06

for a meeting in the ladies room.

31:08

You don't get to.

31:09

Grab me and turn me around like we're

31:11

in a Dagon cartoon and just walk

31:13

away. Erry says she believed

31:15

it was all a misunderstanding and wants the quote

31:18

unnamed celebrity to come on her talk show

31:20

so they can hash it out now.

31:22

According to page six, the unnamed

31:24

celebrity is junior

31:27

actress Nia long Nea

31:29

posted a selfie on

31:32

her ig page the day after the alleged

31:34

incident, with the caption about

31:36

last night.

31:38

Hmmm, so what you're thinking? She

31:42

was unbothered. This is your girl,

31:45

Nia, and I love

31:47

Shery I do. I love Sherry Shepherd, love

31:50

her. Yeah, Sherry shows together. I

31:52

love Sherry me hur kim WILLI whedams. You don't

31:54

show everything well, everything's healthy, work, can't

31:57

put your own nothing. Yeah,

32:04

but let me just tell you what I want

32:08

it. I wanted to be shared.

32:10

I want her to grab me by the arm and turned

32:12

me and said.

32:13

I've been shading you. Yes, I'm sorry,

32:16

let's fix it here. No, fellow, that's all I

32:18

wanted to say. Just

32:21

go ahead and grab me neither. I don't care

32:23

what sheriff unappreciative. Sheriff didn't

32:25

that I appreciate. I

32:28

appreciated the turn.

32:29

That's what I saw. I heard and look

32:31

her end the eye said you've been shading menel

32:35

don't know all this going on.

32:40

Y'all hear enough flood when y'all heard turned, y'all

32:42

don't nothing.

32:45

Yeah, you think it would have been an argument in the

32:47

bathroom. She came in. She was waiting

32:50

to meetings, meeting in the ladies rooms. That's what she's

32:52

waiting. Happened, Sherry.

32:54

Both of them are very sweet though. Yeah,

32:57

they would have watched it out. Yeah, they would have.

32:59

Worked it out. I hope. So there's

33:03

really nothing. No, it's not.

33:07

Yeah. Oh I gotta ask you, guys

33:09

this, If this were you, how

33:11

would you have handled it?

33:12

As we put that out there on

33:16

sight? He already

33:19

know, he already know what's

33:22

wrong with him. Man, don't

33:27

don't turn her around at

33:30

all. You

33:32

don't like that.

33:34

Uh, I'm

33:38

just gonna if you turn me, I'm just gonna let you know right

33:40

now. I slobble a lot, So you

33:43

don't, I'm

33:46

gonna do it. I'm gonna do it that day. Spin me

33:48

around and see what he.

33:52

All right?

33:52

Moving on, guys, Cardi

33:55

B is really really upset

33:58

after her six year old daughter called Sure

34:00

ruined a sixty thousand dollars

34:02

ermez bag by using it for

34:04

a for

34:07

an arts and craft project. A

34:11

sixty thousand dollars bag. It's

34:14

wrong on it, yeah, Cardi Cardi

34:16

vined about it on an in an Instagram

34:18

story post where she said, look at

34:20

what my daughter did to my purse. Look at

34:23

what my daughter did to my purse.

34:25

Look what my daughter did to

34:27

my fing purse.

34:29

Then she zoomed in, huh, well,

34:32

aren't you waiting on the whooping? I don't hear the whooping?

34:35

Oh okay, yeah, Then she zoomed in to

34:37

show the heart. It was a heart that baby

34:40

called little culture doodled

34:42

on the dark yellow croc skin ermez

34:44

Kelly bag and black marker. So she

34:47

put a little heart in black marker on her

34:49

bag.

34:51

She send that if it's a real

34:54

one, she could send that back to ers. They'll

34:56

take it, they'll fix it.

34:58

Yeah, yeah, well bank.

35:00

That for a minimum for a year, but fix

35:03

it.

35:04

She's okay because she

35:06

has a whole closet full of us. Okay,

35:08

she has an entire burken closet.

35:14

Because you're still waiting on that part of the store. That

35:17

part.

35:19

Finally. In entertainment news,

35:22

actress Garzelle Buvet is leaving

35:25

the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She

35:27

said she is focusing on her production projects

35:30

and her family. She said. Executive

35:33

producer Andy Cohen said she

35:35

can always come back, So Garcel

35:37

says, it's not goodbye, but see

35:39

you later. So that's what she's

35:42

doing.

35:43

Yeah, she's doing a lot of projects though.

35:48

Yeah, she's really and beautiful.

35:50

Yeah yeah, yeah, it kind of turned

35:52

on her this season. It's

35:57

a pretty coming up out of reunion. So she

35:59

just walked off the reunion, she said.

36:04

So she no, no, she

36:07

and her son got a father,

36:10

got a divorce years ago. Yeah. I

36:13

like dating. Yeah, she's been dating. Yeah.

36:16

Is she ready to love?

36:17

Is she ready to love?

36:18

Oh?

36:18

She might be, nephew, Okay,

36:22

I'll just ask like that. I

36:24

think that she may change the name of these

36:26

shows to house People.

36:31

I Love to.

36:34

Twenty minutes after the hour, Congresswoman

36:36

Jasmine Crockett is under fire for calling

36:39

Governor Greg Abbott of Texas

36:41

hot wheels, and Maggie

36:43

is upset about it. We'll talk about it

36:45

right after this.

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Well.

37:24

Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett is under

37:26

fire for calling Texas Governor Greg Abbot

37:29

hot wheels during an appearance

37:31

at an event this past weekend. Take

37:33

a listen to Crockett's remarks about Abbot.

37:36

Y'all know we got governor high wheels down there.

37:38

Come on now, so yes,

37:41

yes, yes, yes, wow

37:44

wow wow wow. She said

37:46

that I love it.

37:49

Representative Crockett has responded

37:51

to the backlash with a statement

37:53

on x She said, I was thinking about the governor's

37:55

condition. I wasn't thinking about the governor's

37:58

condition. I was thinking about

38:00

planes, trains, and automobiles. He used

38:02

to transfer migrants into communities

38:05

led by black mayors, deliberately

38:07

stroking tension and fear among

38:10

the most vulnerable. She went

38:12

on to say, literally, the next line

38:14

I said was that he was a hot a

38:17

mess referencing his terrible

38:19

policies. No point did I mention or

38:22

allude to his condition. So I'm

38:24

even more appalled that the very people

38:26

who unequivocally support

38:30

Trump, a man known for racially

38:32

incentive nicknames, insensitive

38:35

nicknames, and mocking those with disabilities,

38:37

are now outraged equivocally.

38:41

That's you know, it's amazing, man, when something

38:43

is directed at them, it's appalling.

38:46

When they do it, it's acceptable.

38:49

It's just hypocrisy. Man. If

38:51

you just look at the stuff that

38:53

they have said out of their

38:56

mouths the bully, you know,

38:58

then you turn around.

39:00

That's why all this, you

39:02

know, Look, let's be real, it's the number

39:04

one reason why I can't.

39:06

Run for office.

39:07

Whatground nowaday?

39:11

Stop? You can't make none of these comment uh

39:14

huh. You can't

39:16

say hot wheels, you can't say pop locking,

39:19

you can't say nothing. See, it's just too much

39:21

that I would come up with on

39:23

a person in a debate. Why

39:27

can't just say pop yeah? Well,

39:29

you know, you know, depend on who you are, because you

39:31

know, like, okay, she

39:34

didn't mean it as hot wheels,

39:37

accord, I would have I

39:40

would have Okay

39:43

she did say it though, Oh

39:46

yeah, I'd have had your I had you

39:48

all in the Olympics and everything.

39:50

See that, God, that's

39:52

why you can't be okay, you

39:54

can't get the background check because

39:57

but they can't say stuff though it's

40:00

double snuff.

40:01

They say it and not only

40:03

say it. Look at their policies.

40:06

Look at their policies and

40:08

what they will standard yeah, yeah,

40:11

and yeah, and the.

40:12

Way they do it. See by the end, I'm off

40:14

into your family. Okay,

40:18

you don't even know how to draw the line.

40:19

Your comeding fills.

40:24

All this all

40:27

right?

40:27

Coming up in thirty four minutes after Ain't.

40:29

Nobody in your family had no drinking problem?

40:32

Stuff like after this crazy

40:34

You're listening to the Steve Harvey

40:37

Morning Show. Here's

40:40

a relationship topic we recently

40:43

saw on We saw this on Steve

40:45

Harvey FM. You've been on a few dates.

40:48

The vibe was good, the text messages

40:50

were flowing, and then something

40:54

changes. They're not texting

40:56

as fast, the tone feels

40:58

different, the emotion Jesus disappear.

41:01

You can feel the shift. So

41:04

here's a question. Is it okay

41:06

that you notice a change when someone

41:08

is getting less into you or have

41:11

you been on the other side pulling

41:13

away slowly and hoping that person

41:16

would get the message, would get the hint. So

41:18

which one is it?

41:19

Have you been the recipient of

41:22

some I'm away

41:25

quickly? You're

41:28

out evening? She

41:31

used to say, Friday.

41:33

Now it's this evening, this

41:35

evening. Yeah

41:41

all right, so yeah, but what's the change?

41:43

Usually, why do you do the change?

41:45

Let's hear that part. Oh,

41:50

the the woman is aggressive.

41:54

She takes Is that what you're saying trying

41:56

to get out of it? No, that's that's

41:58

how she acted. That's why I got it's too aggressive.

42:01

Oh she was.

42:02

She takes me and said, she takes me and said, I'll

42:04

watch you sleep all night.

42:06

What the hell you got to Why

42:10

you are scary? I

42:13

can't be in it. That's too okay, So

42:15

you're out, you're done. Yeah, I gotta go broke

42:19

over some real, real

42:21

real just what nothing

42:23

to it? I tell you the girl one

42:26

time. You know, I love pizza, right and

42:29

this chick man, and I'm

42:32

not making this up. We

42:35

ordered a pepperoni pizza.

42:37

Yeah.

42:38

She went in the kitchen and got

42:40

some ranch and ketch

42:43

up and put it on the pizza. Put

42:46

the ranch and ketch up all over a pepperoni

42:48

pizza. I never spoke to her

42:51

again.

42:54

Over there, you ruin my pizza.

42:57

So y'all can't be together. And you get

42:59

your pizza and she has her pizza.

43:01

You just had to end the relationship over

43:04

ranch dressed, ship on pizza and catchup

43:07

and catch up.

43:08

What's wrong with you? Issues

43:12

right here? Issues?

43:15

This is this a red flag?

43:16

Yeah, you don't mess up pizza. I'm with you,

43:19

Steve when you write.

43:22

Nephew Tommy, I

43:25

have shut a relationship down back in

43:27

the day because we was

43:29

hanging out, had a good evening, nice

43:32

night, yeah, pill

43:35

until they went to the bathroom and left

43:37

that door and started talking to me, talking

43:40

to me outside that man,

43:42

I couldn't take it no more.

43:43

I started getting dressed.

43:45

You can't.

43:45

You can't talk to me while you're in that bathroom.

43:47

I don't.

43:48

We ain't close, but we're

43:50

never going to be that closet

43:53

you talk to me. No, that's nothing

43:55

sexy about that.

43:57

The girl went to You couldn't

43:59

just close the door. No, I

44:01

closed the door to the hotel. I'm going you

44:09

don't need that.

44:10

I went to a club one night with a girl, the Red

44:13

Velvet Room up in Cleveland, h

44:16

and I thought she was kind of nice and everything.

44:18

We agreed to go to the club together. Went

44:20

to the club, and man,

44:23

she spoke to about about six dudes

44:25

spoke to her by name.

44:29

We had just checked our coats at the coach

44:31

check. About six dudes spoke

44:33

to her by name. What the

44:36

seventh dude, how's

44:38

you that?

44:38

Popular?

44:41

People?

44:43

Obviously? Why all

44:47

live know you? See

44:49

a lot of people know you.

44:51

What are you saying?

44:52

I wasn't famous, did but

44:55

she was in the club. I was twenty

44:57

three, she was twenty two. Everybody

45:00

didn't here, No, no, no, we had

45:03

just checked our coach. By

45:05

the time the eighth dude spoke to her, she

45:07

turned around. I was at the coach

45:09

shit, I

45:14

gave you that lady fifty, She

45:17

said, what is this? I said, I just gave

45:19

you the coach.

45:23

That was wrong? Coming

45:25

up next, this is a nephew and the prank

45:28

phone call. Right after this, you're

45:30

listening to the Steve Harvedy Morning

45:32

Show. Coming up at the top of the hour,

45:34

about four minutes after, it's

45:36

my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject

45:38

is he moved her in to take care of me.

45:41

We'll get into that, find out what that's all about in

45:44

just a few because right now the nephew

45:46

is here with today's

45:48

prank phone call. Nephew, what you got?

45:51

Uh?

45:51

You know what, Shirley, we got an issue

45:55

with some of these babies at the school. Some of these

45:57

babies is a little too heavy. Some of these kids

45:59

they just too heavy. So as

46:02

the bus driver, I'm just letting you know, we weighing

46:04

the babies before they get on the bus. Were

46:07

weighing the babies before they get on the bus

46:09

because they weighing these axles out.

46:10

They're just weighing them out. The baby's too big, it's

46:12

too big. The babies is too so

46:15

there's a scale at the bus for the

46:17

baby.

46:17

And if your baby is too heavy, your

46:20

baby got to walk to school. Okay, I'm

46:22

just telling what.

46:25

Right now.

46:27

We got through something about these big baby Ya y'all ain't

46:29

seen any big babies going to school, y'all Like like, y'all don't

46:31

fit up. Paul,

46:35

you go down there to that high school. Your daughter down

46:37

there, your daughter a little bit of girl. You know, there's some big

46:39

babies down There's some big kid down there at this school.

46:42

Not right or wrong. They can't be on

46:44

the bus with all that weight at

46:49

the bus stop.

46:50

If you're too heavy, you got to walk with your mama, got

46:52

daddy, got to take you to school.

46:53

All right, we're

46:56

weighing you.

46:57

It's a scale. We got a scale.

46:59

I'm not they're not getting on my bus. Let's go cut

47:02

up. Baby, Wait, you're wrong.

47:07

Hello. Hello, I'm trying to

47:09

reach traina police.

47:11

Yeah, this is Trina, Trina.

47:13

My name is Ernest, Ernest Murphy down

47:15

here at the bus barn with from the school

47:18

district. Your son is Devin,

47:20

am I right? Yeah?

47:23

Okay, Now he's in the fifth

47:25

grade. I think yeah,

47:28

yeah, everything is fined. I think he's

47:30

on he rides bus ninety, bus

47:32

ninety three. Does he ride bus ninety three? Are you meaning

47:35

yeahs number?

47:36

Yeah, yeah he does.

47:38

Okay, So now the school

47:41

board has implemented a new rule and

47:44

we're having to call a

47:46

lot of parents and let him know about the new rule

47:50

for us as far as the buses are concerned.

47:52

Now, from my understanding, each

47:55

child that gets on the bus has to weigh

47:58

less than one hundred and twenty five parents.

48:01

That's what the new rule that is implemented

48:03

by waiting.

48:04

Boy, what did you.

48:07

Say that again?

48:08

I feel each child

48:11

that gets on the bus has to weigh less

48:14

than one hundred and twenty five. Parents, I

48:17

don't understand.

48:18

I don't understand. So

48:21

what's okay?

48:22

So what does what does that mean?

48:24

So starting on Monday, Starting

48:26

on Monday, what they're gonna do is they gonna the

48:29

bus driver will have a scale and

48:31

he will wait at kids so they get on the

48:34

bus. I understand. Man.

48:36

Then the doctor, like I say, I'm calling, I'm

48:38

calling every parent that they say.

48:41

You're gonna you're gonna weigh my child

48:44

before he gets on the bus.

48:45

That's that's what the new rulee, that's what the new rule

48:48

is. If he's over one twenty five, then he

48:50

still either have to wait, so you'll have to take

48:52

him to school.

48:54

I have a job, Okay, I have a job. I

48:57

WoT to take my kids in school. But doesn't I

48:59

don't. That's us to both explore. That's what my

49:01

tax dollars take for right

49:05

reasoning the rational behind this.

49:07

Okay, let me tell you what's going on. From what they're

49:10

saying, the weight of these

49:12

children is wearing down

49:14

these transmissions on this bus. On these

49:16

buses transmission, the transmission

49:19

that cannot take all of that. So

49:22

they are limiting the weight of each

49:24

child. So now how much does that discrimination?

49:28

I think that's discrimination?

49:30

But is your son over Is

49:32

he over one hundred and twenty five pounds?

49:36

Okay?

49:36

He is? Okay, and

49:39

you're gonna You're probably gonna have to take your son

49:41

to school or he's gonna have to walk running.

49:44

He probably need to walk to school if he already

49:46

hunting twenty five.

49:47

Pounds the

49:51

accident are you talking

49:53

about?

49:56

All I'm saying. All I'm saying is if

49:58

your sons and overweight

50:01

one hundred and twenty five, you know, maybe

50:03

the exercise are doing good. When like I said

50:05

that, the school's not going to allow him

50:07

on the bus, Sir,

50:10

I.

50:11

Will accept this. Who

50:13

do I need to call?

50:14

Is there a manager?

50:15

Is there a city council member? I mean, this is

50:17

seriously the most discriminatory

50:21

practice I've ever heard of. It doesn't even make sense.

50:24

You're talking about your child, I understand,

50:26

but we're talking about a child. They're way more than a

50:28

grown person.

50:29

Your son to get What is

50:31

your name, sir? Tell me your name again.

50:34

My name is Ernest. I'm down here at the bus

50:36

ball I would.

50:37

Like to speak with the supervisor like,

50:40

now, you do

50:42

not get to speak to much about my child that

50:44

way. You can speak to any kid that way. You should

50:47

not be working at a school if that is

50:49

your attitude.

50:50

I now, I don't work at the school. I work at

50:52

the bus bawn. I'm down here at the bus ball and

50:55

they gave me your They have a tender day, right, because

50:57

you're saying he's over behind in twenty five times?

51:00

An absolute shock?

51:02

This is okay,

51:06

So do you have a fan child?

51:08

I mean, do you have scuba? I'm sorry, do you have a big

51:10

child?

51:11

Listen?

51:12

What my child looks like, how much he

51:14

weighs is none of your business.

51:17

I'm going to call the school. They can

51:19

who work with your company? If this is the way that

51:21

you treat people and

51:23

you talk about children this life but

51:26

it doesn't matter with you.

51:28

I guess what they're doing is this is the

51:30

way of them approaching obesity,

51:33

you know, right? Yeah, the school,

51:35

whoever, whoever, all one hundreds twenty five

51:37

len a walk they might walk at all? Your son.

51:40

Listen, listen, that is the

51:43

most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

51:45

Okay, I had to work.

51:47

My son is getting on that bus and

51:49

I'm going to call the school board and should not be working

51:51

with you your mother bus company.

51:53

I don't know what.

51:54

I'm calling the city. I will call remember

51:56

the city to call that. You need to give

51:58

me a supervisor's name right now, right

52:01

now?

52:02

Do you think you need to start cooking different?

52:04

But so Devin on how you know,

52:06

maybe maybe it's starts at home with what you're

52:09

feeding him.

52:11

Cup mebody, you know,

52:13

I am calling the supervisor. I'm calling this

52:16

the city. I'm calling the school. I'm going

52:18

to get so fired. But I don't

52:20

even believe that you're allowed to make this call

52:22

like our other parents.

52:23

Okay with this, I'm

52:27

calling. Well, you're on your way to

52:29

work in the morning, Trina. Do you listen

52:32

to the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Oh

52:35

my god, yes I

52:37

do. Nephew

52:41

from the Steve Harvey Morning your baby, Yes,

52:43

yes, yes. Your

52:45

cousin Vicky got me to prank Paul

52:47

call you baby. Oh my god,

52:50

I'm gonna.

52:53

Yeah, I mean I was, Oh.

52:55

My god, I have Steve Harvey.

52:58

I love You's

53:01

God, you gotta tell me this

53:03

baby treata. What is the baddest

53:06

and I mean the baddest radio show

53:08

in the lane. Seeve

53:11

Harvey.

53:13

Come on, y'all better give me some prank and praise up in

53:15

here.

53:16

Baby, wait, baby, wait, big

53:18

babies, big baby, drop

53:21

that wait, you can get on the bus.

53:23

Drop that weight, you can get on the bus. I'm

53:26

not too far limits.

53:29

And you know this.

53:30

Tune in tomorrow morning.

53:32

Tommy got a special prank for y'all tomorrow morning.

53:34

So make sure you tune in here all my days.

53:36

Y'all ride with me. Here we go April fourth through the six.

53:38

We in Charlotte, North Carolina. The comedy is

53:40

on baby yeah, what five shows?

53:43

I think three of them already gone. The Nephew was coming

53:45

to town. Hickts are on sale right

53:47

now, April thirteenth, one night

53:50

only. Oh yeah, lobreill,

53:52

lobreill. That's the brail prayer, improuv.

53:54

The Nephew is gonna be there. Uh, tickets on seal

53:56

up right now, one night only, right outside of Los Angeles,

53:59

California. April the nineteenth,

54:01

Floyda Theater, I said, Floyda Theater

54:03

duvolved.

54:05

That's Easter weekend.

54:06

And Jacksonville, Florida, might have some

54:08

eggs, might not have some eggs where your east

54:10

sup we're gonna get two days out of where

54:13

it's Saturda night. Then where Sunday you'll know how you're gonna

54:15

look at church. That's April nineteen. All right, right

54:17

after that, what we got we got Memorial weekend Louisville,

54:20

Kentucky, May twenty third through

54:22

the twenty fifth. That is a Memorial

54:25

weekend in Louisville, Kentucky.

54:28

The nephew is moving about

54:30

the country and be ye ready tomorrow

54:32

morning, new print coming.

54:34

I may want y'all to hear. We will be listening

54:37

at you.

54:37

You coming

54:40

up next. It is my strawberry letter and the subject

54:42

is he moved her in to take care

54:45

of me. Marinate on that

54:47

for a minute. He moved her in to take

54:49

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54:51

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55:59

I just heard uncle. I didn't hear bunckle.

56:01

I didn't hear that be subject.

56:03

He moved her in to take care of me.

56:06

Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband

56:08

and I have been married for four years, but we've

56:10

been together for twelve years. We've

56:12

been back and forth with a lot of our decisions.

56:15

At first, we didn't think we had to get married

56:17

to make our relationship work. I

56:20

changed my mind and wanted a wedding.

56:23

Now here we are after saying we did

56:25

not want any children. We have a four

56:27

month old daughter. I'm forty three,

56:29

so, as you know, it's harder for older

56:32

moms. I went back into the office

56:34

a month ago. My husband

56:36

is a flight attendant, so his schedule is

56:38

all over the place. He suggested

56:41

that one of our good friends move in temporarily

56:43

to help us with our daughter. She's

56:46

divorced and in between jobs,

56:48

so he offered to pay her. I thought

56:51

it was a sweet gesture, but now I'm

56:53

sick of her. Honestly, I'm sick

56:55

of both her and my husband, and it's

56:57

only been two weeks. Focused

57:00

while I'm working because I'm worried about what's

57:02

going on with my baby, my husband,

57:05

and our friend while I'm not at

57:07

home. There is a nice day bed

57:09

in our baby's room, but our friend chooses

57:12

to sleep on our couch so she

57:14

can watch TV at night. She's more

57:16

of my husband's friend than mine, so

57:19

I expected him to tell her to sleep

57:21

in the bed and not on our other furniture.

57:24

But I should have known he wouldn't do it because

57:26

they sit up all night he king and

57:29

playing cards. I can hardly

57:31

sleep now because if they get quiet in

57:33

the living room, I go peeking there

57:35

to make sure nothing's going on. She

57:38

is more of a problem than a helper.

57:41

How do I break the news to her that she's got

57:43

to go? How do I get my husband to

57:45

be okay with my decision?

57:49

Well that's going to be a tough one because you said

57:52

he's more your husband's friend than yours.

57:55

But what.

58:00

Why are you acting like this isn't your house

58:02

and you have no say and what goes down

58:04

in your house? Because it is your house

58:07

and you need to speak up. Your husband

58:09

is not going to do it, obviously he hasn't

58:11

done it yet. It's only been two weeks. But she's

58:14

supposed to be helping, right, I think he's enjoying

58:16

it way too much having her there. And

58:20

what I thought she was supposed to be helping you

58:22

and with the baby and stuff.

58:24

What happened with that?

58:26

This woman, this friend of

58:28

you, guys, your husband's has overstepped

58:31

and overstayed her welcome. I think

58:33

you need to talk to your husband, let him know that

58:35

it is time for his friend, she's

58:38

his friend now to go because

58:41

in the beginning of the letter, she was both of your friend.

58:43

Now she's just his friend. The problem

58:45

is she doesn't have a job to

58:47

get a place of her own own. But I'm

58:50

sure she has other friends and relatives that

58:52

can help her out. You're starting

58:54

to feel very uncomfortable in your own home.

58:56

You can't sleep. It's true

58:59

that she and your husband are way too close

59:01

for comfort, and you shouldn't trust them.

59:03

Whatever they call themselves doing

59:05

when it gets quiet, you should have a problem

59:08

with that.

59:09

Steve, Well,

59:12

surely back at him. Another

59:17

home gone to hell? Well,

59:20

let me see if I can fix it. He

59:23

moved her in to take care of me.

59:27

Now, this letter has a lot

59:29

of contradiction in it, so

59:32

I want to say that. First, y'all

59:35

be married for four years, been together twelve,

59:39

back and forth on your decisions. You

59:42

didn't think you needed to get married to make your relationship

59:44

work. You change your mind. You had a wedding, y'all

59:47

both decided you want kids. You got a four

59:49

month over. Then

59:51

you said something. You

59:54

said, you know it's harder for older

59:56

moms. I don't know anything about

59:58

that, so I'm assuming it is. I

1:00:01

think it's just hard being a mom. Period, young

1:00:04

old whatever. You just look like hard

1:00:06

to me. Hell, I've never

1:00:08

really for their joy being the daddy. To be honest

1:00:11

with you, so far, I would imagine

1:00:13

if I'd had the lady and had his baby and handy

1:00:15

and mad. I'm mad as somebody had to go through

1:00:18

all this pain and have whoo, y'all's

1:00:20

really yeah, I

1:00:22

mean really, that's what really gets on a woman's nerve.

1:00:24

You went through all this labor and agony to have this

1:00:26

baby. Now this talking back, what

1:00:30

you know what I did to get you here? Man,

1:00:33

that's what women be mad about. And I understand

1:00:35

that because I can't understand that.

1:00:38

So you forty three?

1:00:40

So you know you went on back to the office

1:00:43

a month ago. Your

1:00:45

husband is a flight attendant, so its schedule is

1:00:47

all over the place. Now

1:00:50

here's his fix. He suggested

1:00:53

that one of our good friends move

1:00:55

in temporarily to help us with

1:00:58

our daughter. See all this is joint. Right

1:01:00

now, our good friend move

1:01:03

in with us to help

1:01:05

with our daughter. It's all

1:01:09

all consensual, it's all.

1:01:13

Joint.

1:01:15

She's divorce and in between jobs.

1:01:17

So he offered to pay her. I

1:01:20

thought it was a sweet gesture. See what you

1:01:22

did? You thought it was sweet, but now

1:01:24

I'm sick of her. Honestly, I'm

1:01:26

sick of her and my husband. And it's

1:01:29

only been two weeks.

1:01:31

Because y'all got a stranger in y'all's house.

1:01:34

But once again, though, before

1:01:36

we come back, we gonna

1:01:39

get into what I keep telling y'all about

1:01:42

these opposite sex friends. I don't know

1:01:44

how many times I gotta tell y'all, but

1:01:47

y'all not listening. Then it

1:01:50

just it don't ever work. And

1:01:53

sometimes you learn sooner than later.

1:01:56

It only took you two weeks. So we come

1:01:58

back, I'm gonna show you what the

1:02:00

problem is, and he is a.

1:02:02

Solution I have so right, all

1:02:05

right, Steve, we'll have part two of your response

1:02:07

coming up at twenty three minutes after today's

1:02:09

Strawberry Letters subject he moved

1:02:11

her in to take care of me. We'll

1:02:14

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strawberry. All right, Come on, Steve,

1:03:04

let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject

1:03:06

is he moved her in to take care of

1:03:08

me.

1:03:09

Well, and you thought you said it was a nice

1:03:11

gesture, right, But then it

1:03:13

was a joint decision. Y'all

1:03:16

decided to move her in to

1:03:20

help y'all decided to

1:03:22

move her in to help y'all with

1:03:24

y'all's daughter.

1:03:26

She divorced in between jobs, So you agreed

1:03:28

to pay her all.

1:03:30

This was discussed, yes, yes, yes,

1:03:32

And you said it was a sweet gesture, all

1:03:35

right. Now, honestly,

1:03:37

I'm sick of her and my husband and

1:03:39

it ain't been but two weeks. I

1:03:43

can't focus while I'm at

1:03:45

work because I'm worried about

1:03:47

what's going on with.

1:03:48

My baby, my husband

1:03:51

and our friend. See

1:03:53

what happened to the sweet gesture?

1:03:56

Now, I thought your husband's schedule was

1:03:58

all over the place because he had f But

1:04:01

now you can't focus at work because you wonder what's

1:04:03

going on with your baby, your

1:04:05

husband and a friend.

1:04:07

Let's take the baby off to this. That ain't what you're wearing.

1:04:10

It's two grown upstad of baby. Fine,

1:04:13

you worrying about the relationship between

1:04:15

your husband and y'all

1:04:17

friend, that's all this is.

1:04:20

This is an There's a nice day

1:04:22

bed in our baby's room, but

1:04:25

our our friend chooses

1:04:28

to sleep on our couch so

1:04:31

she can watch TV at night. Well,

1:04:34

that makes sense. You ain't got no TV in the baby

1:04:36

room, so

1:04:38

the baby sleep? What's she supposed to do? She

1:04:42

in there on the couch so she can watch TV. Y'all

1:04:44

got a TV in y'all bedroom. Now,

1:04:48

all of a sudden, she mowed your husband's

1:04:51

friend and mine, So

1:04:56

I expect him to tell her to

1:04:58

sleep in the bed and not

1:05:00

on our other furniture.

1:05:02

Now, why you're assuming he should know that? You

1:05:05

want him to have a problem with it and

1:05:08

take on the problem because you got a problem with

1:05:10

it. But you ain't said nothing to him

1:05:12

about it, though.

1:05:15

But I should have known he wouldn't do it, because

1:05:17

they set up all night keyk here

1:05:20

and playing call nothing, just don't

1:05:22

know how to play nothing, just sitting

1:05:24

dound, just paying your nail. I

1:05:29

can hardly sleep now because

1:05:31

if they get quiet in the living

1:05:33

room, I go peek

1:05:36

in there to make sure ain't nothing going on. Girl,

1:05:40

you about to weary yourself to death with this

1:05:42

help that y'all health, She

1:05:45

is more she's more of a problem than a helper.

1:05:49

How do I break the news to her that

1:05:52

she's got to go? And

1:05:54

how do I get my husband to

1:05:56

be okay with my decisions?

1:05:59

Well, I don't

1:06:01

know.

1:06:03

I know a lot of married people, and

1:06:07

sometimes the wife don't how you feel about

1:06:09

her decision.

1:06:10

I'm just saying, sometimes

1:06:13

you're

1:06:15

just gonna do what you wanna do.

1:06:19

But obviously you feel

1:06:21

some kind of way because it was y'all's friend.

1:06:25

It was a sweet gesture. You

1:06:27

thought it was a good idea. Now

1:06:29

that girl in there wherein you had to death? They

1:06:33

sitting up key kid in all night. How many times

1:06:35

I've told y'all about these opposite sex

1:06:37

friendship? How hard

1:06:40

you think they're gonna be laughing until

1:06:42

at night?

1:06:44

For one of these laughs turned into a

1:06:47

sly smile, and

1:06:50

then that sly smiles turned into

1:06:52

a little hood. Next

1:06:55

thing you know, your lips rubbed against her

1:06:57

lips. Now

1:07:01

you just slid some tongue out the corner of your

1:07:03

mouth. Now

1:07:05

where were Now? We're

1:07:07

on this couch. Now

1:07:10

this couch is a day bed, a night bed

1:07:12

and pull out. Now

1:07:17

it ain't so quiet in the living room no more.

1:07:22

Now you donna walk in. You can't hear nothing but TV

1:07:27

right right, and to

1:07:29

cover up the sounds they don't cut on the Western channels.

1:07:32

Some cowboys and then and they're in they shoot yeah

1:07:38

there and there kissing so hard and kissing

1:07:40

so hard and grinding they don't even know you looking.

1:07:44

Whoa, she's got to go.

1:07:48

She got that leg up on the back of that couch. You

1:07:53

see what's about to go down? Yeah

1:07:56

with your friends though, remember that?

1:07:59

Yeah? Yeah, load? So

1:08:04

how do I get my husband to be okay with decisions?

1:08:07

He not finna be okay with his decision, But

1:08:11

you need to make this decision because say, get no sleep

1:08:14

no, you can't play card.

1:08:16

You up all night girl, You can't focus

1:08:19

on your job.

1:08:21

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Before we get to that, I have to talk to Jacksonville

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at Jacksonville, No. On Mother's Day, May twelfth,

1:09:25

at the Terry Theater, Me and

1:09:27

Cheryl Underwood gonna be in the building.

1:09:29

Go ahead and get your tickets.

1:09:30

Now, I'm gonna take some time out and say Happy

1:09:32

Mother's Day.

1:09:33

I'm gonna do it. Wait a minute, you and who CHERYLO.

1:09:36

Underwood meet me and Sharon. Now

1:09:38

you wanna take some time out to do what.

1:09:40

I'm gonna take a time out to say Happy Mother's

1:09:42

Day. I'm gonna say that because it's on Mother's Day. I'm gonna say

1:09:44

that, right dog. You always

1:09:47

getting in front of me and timm You you

1:09:49

always do that, Junior. I know that you look

1:09:51

you a little snitch ass dude. You go

1:09:54

Happy Women's Month. Now

1:09:56

you're up here, Happy Mother's Day. It ain't even

1:09:58

me the hell is you talking about? He Happy Mother's

1:10:00

Day for all Saint

1:10:02

Patty's Day, all this kissing Junior?

1:10:05

You know, man, we've been watching you real

1:10:07

close though. No, we've

1:10:09

been watching you. I want to already say Happy

1:10:11

Mother's Day. It ain't even gonna mate. What is

1:10:14

your over there for? Already? You're always trying

1:10:16

to make me a timpy look bad?

1:10:17

That what you doing, junior?

1:10:19

Happy Women's Month and all this here.

1:10:22

Look, since

1:10:25

I'm gonna be all that I May twelve,

1:10:27

it's gonna be Mother's Day in Jacksonville at

1:10:29

the Terry near me and.

1:10:30

Shirl Underwood Mother's Day.

1:10:32

We gonna go ahead, ticket maps and get your tickets and

1:10:34

I'm gonna say Happy Mother's Day after show.

1:10:36

But right after that is no you said it.

1:10:38

Now, it's April. It's May you

1:10:41

and you're talking about some happy father's service.

1:10:45

Man. We're so far from Mother's

1:10:47

Day cause we ain't even had

1:10:49

Easter yet here. We gotta

1:10:52

have tax Day, we gotta have Easter.

1:10:54

We ain't have none of that.

1:10:55

And you already shut

1:10:57

up in the I wanna say Happy mother

1:11:00

this day? Making

1:11:02

me sick with little doing

1:11:04

all they.

1:11:05

Talk about this man, Russell Wilson

1:11:08

is signed to the New.

1:11:09

York right wait wait wait wait oh this is

1:11:11

the sports section. The

1:11:14

hell happy mothers? They got to do it?

1:11:17

Boy, he come

1:11:20

on, man, Russell

1:11:22

Wilson man signed with the New York Giants

1:11:25

one year, twenty one million,

1:11:27

ten point five guaranteed.

1:11:29

Oct Jamis Whiston is already the backup.

1:11:32

So what does this mean for

1:11:34

the Giants right now.

1:11:35

Is Shador might end up in Cleveland?

1:11:38

He could he come?

1:11:39

Really now

1:11:43

you're gonna have to you got to make a decision now.

1:11:45

No, we ain't had a quarterback sis. You

1:11:50

know what Shawn got since you've been gone.

1:11:53

Yeah, a game. So that's good. What

1:11:56

the hell he getting married for? I'm

1:12:04

happy for nobody in mind life.

1:12:07

Coming up at the top of the hour, a

1:12:09

man, so he says, he

1:12:12

made for Nick mhuddle is what he needed

1:12:14

to do for

1:12:17

my parents' anniversary party.

1:12:18

We'll talk about it right after this. You

1:12:21

need a nap, sir. You're listening

1:12:23

to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All

1:12:25

right, Steve, This is from C on Steve Harvey.

1:12:28

F M.

1:12:29

He says, I see since

1:12:31

you see it, I see h Deshaun

1:12:34

Watson is engaged. Yeah,

1:12:39

yeah, you mentioned it. Yeah,

1:12:42

alright, bringing that full all right.

1:12:44

So she says, my sisters came

1:12:46

to me with a cool idea to celebrate our

1:12:48

parents' fortieth wedding anniversary. I

1:12:51

told them it sounded great and gave them the go ahead

1:12:53

to create a surprise party for them all

1:12:56

their closest friends and family members,

1:12:58

a nice dinner and a band, and to make

1:13:00

it special. When I did that, I

1:13:02

assumed that they'd be discussing the budget

1:13:04

and total cost with me before confirming

1:13:07

anything. Instead,

1:13:11

they made reservations, booked a

1:13:13

caterer and an expensive band and

1:13:15

band, and rented out of full banquet hall

1:13:18

without as much as even a phone

1:13:20

call. Now they're coming to me

1:13:22

for twenty five thousand dollars.

1:13:25

Fortunately, I'm doing well, but

1:13:27

to just assume I would pay for everything,

1:13:29

it's not right. When I confronted

1:13:32

my sisters, they said, well,

1:13:34

we handled the planning, so it's fair.

1:13:36

I'm not going to ruin this big day for my

1:13:39

parents. But I'm truly mad as blank

1:13:41

at my sisters. What can I do?

1:13:43

He as haya?

1:13:45

Do you know what she's saying? Yeah, it's just a blank all

1:13:49

he is.

1:13:50

Oh yeah,

1:13:53

it's the ore. Then I

1:13:57

don't really know, bro. You

1:14:00

know they knew he was gonna do this

1:14:02

anyway.

1:14:03

You know.

1:14:04

See, one thing I've learned in my life quitch

1:14:06

suggestion stuff to poke.

1:14:13

That's how you say they don't like it. Oh

1:14:16

that's good.

1:14:18

What well, if you go

1:14:20

up to a regular person, you go, hey, man, let's

1:14:23

go watch shopping.

1:14:24

Okay, yeah, that's good.

1:14:27

But they didn't run any of this by him,

1:14:30

the costs along the way and communicate

1:14:32

with him, you know, doing

1:14:36

good.

1:14:36

Yeah, he gave them, said this

1:14:39

is what we ought to do. Y'all

1:14:41

go ahead and create the party. And then they

1:14:43

went on and created. Now you got it, and

1:14:46

you said, you're gonna ruin that big day for thousand

1:14:49

dollars. Man, that's a lot.

1:14:51

But he's doing Yeah, he said, he's doing well.

1:14:53

He just didn't like the fact that they assumed he was

1:14:55

gonna pay for it. But it was.

1:14:59

Already Wait a minute, Wait

1:15:01

a minute, he

1:15:04

didn't know they're gonna assume he gonna

1:15:06

pay for you know, they can't. Uh,

1:15:09

And he's doing well. Listen to me. You know

1:15:11

your people, you know your people.

1:15:15

Yeah, every time I get the little

1:15:18

family reunion request, I already know what that

1:15:20

means. What you pay for it,

1:15:22

you foolish person. That's

1:15:26

all right, all

1:15:28

right?

1:15:29

So what can he do?

1:15:30

He can't do anything At this point, you're saying,

1:15:32

right, let it go. I mean,

1:15:34

you know, the fan we be doing like real

1:15:36

post stuff in my family. Who's gonna bring their

1:15:38

bread? You know, I'll be sitting them here,

1:15:41

going by

1:15:44

a barbecue. You need white bread? But a barbecue.

1:15:47

Who is this person that brings the

1:15:50

bread? Don't who's

1:15:56

gonna bring the folks and spoons?

1:15:58

You know how you going? That's usually my job.

1:16:00

Sorry, that's usually my job. Yeah

1:16:04

all right, yeah, all

1:16:07

right.

1:16:08

I don't think we have time, but this,

1:16:10

this woman basically always loved baking.

1:16:12

You bring.

1:16:16

Kool aid, bring the coolid

1:16:18

you can't cook. Oh my

1:16:20

god, the kids, Oh my

1:16:23

god, Oh my god.

1:16:25

I won't apologize to our listeners out

1:16:27

there. I know

1:16:29

I'll be missing out on that. But she come

1:16:32

talking about do people steal drink.

1:16:34

Cooler because of all the sugar and

1:16:36

our health concerns as we get older.

1:16:38

That's very fine, you

1:16:41

do. I've never seen you drink kool aid.

1:16:43

Don't even spam is a

1:16:45

top seller in your head.

1:16:49

Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll

1:16:51

have more this ignorant show.

1:16:53

Right after this, you're listening to

1:16:55

the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1:16:58

And air Friends fly plane was

1:17:02

forced to do a U turn and returned to the

1:17:04

airport in Paris. This is just

1:17:06

two hours into the nine hour international

1:17:08

flight in the Caribbean. After

1:17:11

a passenger lost their phone mid

1:17:13

flight, flight safety experts

1:17:15

say lithium ion batteries, commonly

1:17:17

found in smartphones and power banks,

1:17:20

pose a fire risk to

1:17:23

aircrafts and confined cabin spaces

1:17:26

if they are damaged or overheated.

1:17:28

According to the Independent dot Com, the

1:17:30

Air France maintenance crew did an

1:17:33

extensive search for the cell phone, and

1:17:35

the flight was cleared to take off twenty

1:17:38

minutes later.

1:17:39

Wow.

1:17:40

I didn't know that.

1:17:41

I didn't known two

1:17:43

hours. What did they find the phone

1:17:46

or they just looked for well,

1:17:48

it just says they.

1:17:49

People think they lost it and

1:17:52

then they find out they didn't even have a down

1:17:54

phone.

1:17:54

Yeah right, first, yeah,

1:17:57

you know, they had already been up there for two

1:17:59

hours and the flight was nine hours.

1:18:03

So yeah, now they got to start all over again.

1:18:07

Wow, what if you would have passed?

1:18:09

You see?

1:18:11

Oh oh

1:18:14

here it is. I'm sorry, my

1:18:17

mad Yeah, carry

1:18:20

on as you

1:18:22

were. That is crazy, all

1:18:26

right?

1:18:26

Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,

1:18:28

we'll play around it, would you rather?

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the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Would you rather get stuck in traffic?

1:19:12

Or would you rather have slow internet

1:19:14

connection? B? Which

1:19:16

one about that?

1:19:19

You don't poppy? You

1:19:21

don't want to mask? Serious? Everywhere

1:19:24

I go, my trains, getting the pass word

1:19:26

and everything.

1:19:27

Yeah, M

1:19:31

so.

1:19:33

I take that slow I only I don't even know who

1:19:35

fast he is? Nowhere? Hell

1:19:39

I type slow so here, I

1:19:42

take my time, y'all, take y'all time? All

1:19:47

right?

1:19:48

Would you rather be in a porta potty when

1:19:50

it falls over? Or would you rather

1:19:52

work be overnight shift? Rather

1:19:55

work the overnight shift in a cemetery?

1:19:58

B?

1:19:59

B yeah, B be yeah, Okay, you

1:20:03

really don't you really don't want to turn over.

1:20:06

You ain't gonna believe, You're

1:20:08

not gonna believe what's on you? It

1:20:11

ain't on me yours either?

1:20:14

Okay? Moving on? Would

1:20:17

you rather have im sitting which

1:20:23

just low my

1:20:27

head, my

1:20:29

low me. I'm

1:20:32

saying nothing but church on all

1:20:36

right?

1:20:36

Would you rather have every hair in your

1:20:39

mustache plucked out? One by one?

1:20:41

Would you rather get a massive

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tattoo on your chest? Tommy

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has one on his arm, but yeah,

1:20:48

on your chest? Okay, so

1:20:51

not.

1:20:51

Every hair in your put

1:20:53

in my mustands and my beard? Why

1:20:55

would you?

1:20:57

Why would you do that?

1:20:59

Stee?

1:21:00

You know, look like my musdas

1:21:03

off? Who that kermit?

1:21:06

The fraud?

1:21:10

What I've

1:21:12

had my mushtas off before when

1:21:15

I was in college. I can't again

1:21:18

because the distance from the top of my lip

1:21:20

to the tip of my nose about four feet.

1:21:26

It looked like she'd apply. Would all

1:21:30

right? Would you rather have music

1:21:33

playing non stop in your ears?

1:21:35

Or would you rather never hear music again?

1:21:38

Non stop, non stop

1:21:41

stop, the song after song as

1:21:43

a song.

1:21:46

I can't do that. Never hear music, never

1:21:49

hear me. I'm gonna go crazy. I'll

1:21:51

be singing though, never

1:21:54

hear music again.

1:21:56

I would have to have music that's today's

1:21:58

round it would you rather coming up next? It

1:22:00

is our last break of the day, and we'll

1:22:02

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Steve.

1:23:13

How you feeling? How you doing?

1:23:16

Uh?

1:23:17

You know, I'm getting better, not one hundred percent,

1:23:19

but I'm much better. But

1:23:21

just going back to work kind of helps me because

1:23:25

it kind of pushes me to the next level.

1:23:27

It takes my mind off of it. I

1:23:30

left my pain medicine at home yesterday.

1:23:33

Thh cat, there's a mistake. Oh,

1:23:36

dad was a mistake? Who

1:23:39

after that second show? Yeah?

1:23:42

Man, like somebody had plugged refrigerator

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cord up in my jaw and

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just had cut the refrigerator on like low

1:23:49

home Hu.

1:23:51

And then I work with some young people too. My stylist

1:23:54

is young, a makeup artists is young, and

1:23:57

they are no help because

1:24:01

they thirty and thirty one. They don't even know what sixty

1:24:03

eight is. They just be saying just the dumbest

1:24:05

stuff like what like

1:24:09

grit your teeth, Grit your teeth so

1:24:11

you can keep pressure on it.

1:24:12

What are

1:24:15

you serious? Dental

1:24:17

work? And yeah, I had seven

1:24:19

bone grafts done in my mouth on

1:24:22

both sides upper and lower. Y'all. So

1:24:24

I have seven holes in the back of my head

1:24:27

and that was elect Yeah

1:24:30

who thought? Well what you mean

1:24:32

by that show you chose to do it,

1:24:34

right or did you have to do it but you chose.

1:24:37

To do it?

1:24:38

Well?

1:24:39

Yeah, I chose to do it because the alternative

1:24:41

wasn't going to be good. Okay, I

1:24:46

don't know if Now what do

1:24:48

you call it surgery?

1:24:49

What kind of suff elective? Elective?

1:24:52

It's like when people get like classic

1:24:55

cosmetic surgery.

1:24:57

Yes, it's not. No, no mine,

1:25:00

yeah, well no, mine was selective,

1:25:03

okay, no elective, it is different.

1:25:06

Okay, So what do you mean by selective?

1:25:09

I had to have it done because

1:25:11

I could select health or unhealthy.

1:25:14

Now you get to pick, and I chose health,

1:25:17

so I selected health.

1:25:20

Elective is like you know, plastic

1:25:23

surgery, like you have fast stomach, or

1:25:25

you can get this liposuction. Uh

1:25:27

huh uh you

1:25:30

have to get that. Yeah,

1:25:34

but it ain't got nothing to do with your health. That's vanity.

1:25:37

This was not vain. What what they

1:25:39

did. You can't even see I had it, so

1:25:41

it ain't vain. Uh you

1:25:44

know what I mean? You have all your teeth he

1:25:47

don't know. Okay, I

1:25:52

don't know what. I'm four of them gone.

1:25:57

And then I tell you, I had two titanium

1:25:59

screws and my jaw on one

1:26:01

on the right and one and left.

1:26:02

They put the titanium screw in there and they put the cap

1:26:04

on it. Then they set the tooth on the top. Well,

1:26:07

I had that in the top and the bottom. They took

1:26:10

all four of them out, and then I had three

1:26:12

wisdom teeth that was taken out. They had

1:26:14

to redo them. So that's seventeenth

1:26:18

bones. That

1:26:21

ain't no replacement, and it just holes in

1:26:23

my head.

1:26:25

So you.

1:26:27

Just drinking, Well, let me tell you what the mistake

1:26:29

I made yesterday, because

1:26:32

you know my head, My

1:26:34

head was feeling pretty good and I was

1:26:37

chewing, and normally I just chew on my front teeth.

1:26:39

I got to numb go all the way to the side, just

1:26:41

as long as I don't push it to the back. And I don't know what the

1:26:43

hell I was thinking about. I let a piece of hot

1:26:45

chicken go in the back and it fell

1:26:47

in one of them holes. Well,

1:26:49

let me tell you something. I never had to run

1:26:52

up out of here. I

1:26:54

never had to run up out of here. I had that

1:26:56

hot meat down in that hole, and

1:27:00

you can't just get it out.

1:27:04

Man. Let me tell you so what what.

1:27:09

I had that hot piece

1:27:12

of chicken meat down in that

1:27:14

hole in my jaw. God,

1:27:18

y'all, you be talking to the Lord,

1:27:26

and I was trying to cool it, but

1:27:29

it had been down in the hole. How

1:27:31

do you You can't cool it? So

1:27:34

it cooled off on his own. That

1:27:37

was last night at seven thirty. I ain't ate nothing

1:27:40

since I'm

1:27:43

kidding. I'm thinking I'm gonna eat today. Yeah,

1:27:46

now I'm not nothing.

1:27:49

Boy.

1:27:50

Let me tell you something. So he said, for your throat, mister

1:27:52

Harvey, just eat shaved

1:27:54

ice. Okay. I

1:27:56

had one little chunk's ice fall in that hole.

1:28:01

Boy, let me tell you something. I can't tell you which one

1:28:03

was. Yeah, I

1:28:06

can't tell you, but I was heavily medicated when

1:28:08

that cold hit, so I didn't really get the full

1:28:10

effect of it. But that medicine done. Now, So

1:28:13

that hot a piece of chicken.

1:28:14

Yeah, I ain't right down there, boys, And

1:28:17

I can't eat anything with spiciness

1:28:19

to it because my throat is still raw.

1:28:21

So it just burns too much when I

1:28:25

can't eat nothing, though, Trooper.

1:28:30

But I'm but I'm but I'm over it though, Shirley,

1:28:33

I'm being honest with you. I'm truly

1:28:36

truly over this.

1:28:38

But it's gonna take time.

1:28:39

You had surgery, see half

1:28:43

a day. I want it over. Saturday,

1:28:49

Saturday, Sunday, Monday,

1:28:51

Tuesday was my doctor

1:28:53

told me that you can't. I told me not to come

1:28:56

back to work. And I looked at the doctor.

1:28:58

I said, yeah, any idea how much they pay me?

1:29:02

You know.

1:29:04

Any and that's

1:29:06

just you. I

1:29:09

said, let me tell you what it is. I

1:29:11

bet you to be at work tomorrow. You

1:29:14

said, anice, I have to just take care of yourself. I

1:29:16

said, I will. Doctor. Thank you. Hey, y'all

1:29:19

talk to God today. He'd absolutely love to hear

1:29:21

from you. Y'all stay in peace. Amen.

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