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Today show is pre recorded. Y'all

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know what time.

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Y'all don't know y'all

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at all, So.

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Don't given a.

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Bus busy.

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Listen to me. I

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want joy, Yeah,

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joy, you

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know you.

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Love you.

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Turn turn.

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I got

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to turn the mouth turn.

1:43

You probably got to turn the mouth

1:45

turn out to turn the water of the

1:47

moat up. Look,

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come.

1:58

Come on, you'll think, uh

2:01

huh, I sure will. Good

2:03

morning everybody. You are listening

2:05

to the voice, Come on, dig me now.

2:08

One and only.

2:09

Steve Harvey got a radio

2:11

show. Uh huh, Steve Harvey

2:13

got a radio show.

2:15

Yeah. Man, oh boy, boy, boy

2:18

man. God has been good to me. I

2:20

can't even.

2:23

I can't even put it into words, man, But

2:26

I try, though, I try, I try, I try.

2:29

God does things for me just right

2:31

on time. He's so cool with it.

2:34

And I

2:36

happened to run across Joel Oldstein on

2:38

television like I often do all

2:41

the time, and I.

2:43

Was sitting there and he

2:46

had such a timely message for me.

2:49

A part of it was something that I've said oftentimes

2:52

about if you

2:55

really really want to be successful,

2:58

if you really really want to, if

3:00

you really really want to prosper, if

3:03

you really really want to achieve greatness.

3:05

If you really really want to have something.

3:07

In life that's worth having, if you really

3:10

really want to accomplish your goals, you

3:12

got to push through all

3:15

of it.

3:16

He said that when you get closer to

3:19

it, the more difficult

3:21

it becomes. Did

3:24

you hear me.

3:25

He said, the closer you get to what

3:28

it is you want or you need, or you have

3:30

to have or you

3:32

would love to be, it

3:34

gets a little bit more difficult

3:37

when you get closer.

3:39

He told this story that's

3:42

in the Bible that I'd never heard

3:44

before.

3:46

This is what he said. He said, there was a man

3:49

who was paralyzed,

3:53

and he had heard that Jesus

3:56

was speaking at

3:58

a house, and so he

4:00

wanted to get there. So he convinced four

4:03

of his friends to

4:05

put him on a stretcher and

4:08

carry him for hours

4:11

to get to this house where.

4:14

Jesus was speaking. He

4:16

said.

4:18

That along the way, these

4:20

friends said that they

4:24

went along because he had so much faith

4:26

that if he could just get to him, it

4:29

could be better that he could if

4:32

he could just get over there and he could see him,

4:34

that he might have a shot at getting here. And

4:37

so he said, they took out along the way

4:39

and they walked and they walked and they walked for hours.

4:43

And then when they got there, the

4:46

house was completely filled

4:48

with people. That was absolutely

4:50

it was packed wall to wall. There was

4:52

absolutely no way for the men

4:55

to get him on that stretcher

4:57

end to see Jesus. This is

4:59

a story that uh Joe

5:01

Losting said is in the Bible, and he was telling

5:04

it now. I'm just repeating the parts

5:06

of it. I got gathered and

5:08

so he said. They sat there and

5:10

they went, wow, man, we walked all this weight

5:13

and it's full, and and

5:15

and and and and and we can't get there,

5:18

he said.

5:19

And then the guy with

5:21

the affliction.

5:22

Told the four men, if

5:25

you get up on the roof and

5:27

cut a hole in it and

5:30

lower me down, I

5:32

bet I could see him then, and I bet it

5:34

to be all right now. He

5:38

then said, you must imagined

5:40

how these four men must have felt when

5:43

you carry somebody for hours

5:46

on on on on on on on the way.

5:48

They had to carry some cloth connected

5:50

by a couple of sticks, said the me and

5:52

shoulders had to be bruised, had

5:55

to have deep gouges,

5:57

and them not cuts, but just indentations

5:59

where they had carried the weight of this grown

6:01

man for so many hours, and they looked

6:03

at him in disbelief, like, man, what are

6:05

you talking about. We done walked all this far.

6:08

He said, yeah, but if you get up on that roof

6:10

and you cut a hole in it and

6:12

lower me down, I

6:15

can see him and when he see me,

6:17

it'll be all right. After

6:20

sitting there and imploring the men, they

6:23

went up and did just that, And

6:26

then the story that Joel os Dean said,

6:29

the man was healed. But the

6:31

point he was making was he was

6:34

saying that the closer

6:36

you get to what it is you really want,

6:39

the more difficult it's going to become.

6:42

But you've got to push through. See,

6:44

if you don't push through, you never know, so

6:46

you can't get right to the answer.

6:48

And because it gets really difficult, started

6:51

creating those little saying that we got

6:53

as people.

6:55

Well, I guess it wasn't meant to be.

6:57

I guess it wasn't the Lord's

7:00

Now, man, I guess you should not give

7:03

up right now.

7:04

I guess you should keep pressing.

7:06

I guess you should do more because see,

7:08

in all of us, in all of us,

7:10

when you've had enough.

7:12

I want you to know something. You do have

7:14

a little bit more in all

7:16

of us. You can do one

7:19

more. You know.

7:20

That's one of my favorite things that I heard Joel

7:22

Oldstein said, and it kind of made me feel good.

7:24

He said, I

7:27

always.

7:27

Feel like I can do one more anything,

7:30

and I tell my friends all the time, I

7:33

can do one more man, I could do one

7:35

more day. I can do one

7:37

more anything. Now Here

7:40

was the jewel that I never

7:43

really knew that Joel Oldstein

7:47

and God sent to me I needed

7:49

to hear. He said

7:52

that no matter what you're going through,

7:55

no matter how long the challenge is you've

7:57

been facing, God

7:59

has an in date for it all.

8:02

Did you hear me?

8:04

No matter what you're going through, no matter what challenge

8:06

you're facing, no matter what situation you've

8:08

gotten yourself into, God

8:11

has an ending date. All

8:14

you got to do is keep pressing

8:16

forward. All you got to do is

8:19

hang in there. All you got to do

8:21

is don't give up. All you have

8:23

to do is don't turn back. There

8:26

is an end date for all

8:28

of it, even when

8:31

you think you've had enough. And

8:34

boy, have I had this conversation

8:37

with God on several things

8:40

that I've been going through, and I've

8:42

even told him, look, I got it, man.

8:46

He said, just keep hanging on. There

8:49

is an in date to whatever

8:51

it is you're going through. There's an end date

8:53

to your illness, your sickness, your

8:57

tired of being tired. There's an

8:59

end date to this relationship

9:02

that you can't seem to

9:05

get through. Beyond

9:08

over that's like

9:11

a cancer to you. There's an end

9:13

date. But you've got to

9:16

hang in there. You've got to keep

9:18

pushing forward. You cannot

9:20

turn around. You must not go

9:22

back, because when God gets

9:25

you through this and

9:27

you break through to the other side, the

9:30

reward and the benefit is

9:32

far greater than

9:35

the struggle.

9:36

I oftentimes look.

9:38

At some of the things that God has brought me through

9:41

in my worst times, and

9:43

when He brought me through, I went, Wow, Man, now

9:46

that I understand that, Now that I'm on the other

9:49

side and I have the benefit of the reward

9:51

for it, would you do it all again

9:54

to get that?

9:54

Yes? I would.

9:56

You're listening.

9:58

Show, ladies,

10:03

gentlemen, everybody,

10:08

anybody somebody

10:13

who that now? Do

10:17

I have your attention? That's good

10:19

because I need it because what I'm

10:21

about to say now can

10:24

only be said by a very

10:26

very small minute group of people.

10:30

It's about six of us to be exact.

10:33

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome

10:37

to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

10:41

Now I'm gonna introduce you to that

10:43

small group of people that can

10:45

say that.

10:48

Sherley Strawberry, Hey, good morning,

10:50

Steve, Good morning.

10:52

Carlin Farrell, Good morning.

10:55

What's up?

10:55

Crew kill Space We call

10:57

him Junior morning. I'm morning, everybody,

11:00

King of praising Nephew.

11:02

Tell me.

11:05

If you can't hear, because I might go ever

11:07

work.

11:07

Mississippi Monica, she

11:10

chunk up the morning.

11:13

And the dude that told you it

11:16

was a small group that said it.

11:20

Me.

11:24

If you don't know who I am, I don't know what to

11:26

tell you.

11:27

Everybody knows you.

11:30

Ladies and gentlemen, we are here.

11:33

Thank you Lord for another day. I

11:36

should appreciate it. The sun

11:38

ain't up yet, but I showed

11:40

praise God I am. And

11:43

if you let me live to see.

11:45

Another crack of dawn, Yes,

11:47

Sir, I give you my word.

11:49

I'm gonna do everything in my power to

11:52

say thank you by taking

11:54

this day and taking full advantage

11:56

of it. I promise you Lord

11:59

that I will make a concerted

12:01

effort to forward and progress

12:04

myself, to make myself

12:06

better, and to do something today

12:09

to make you proud of me.

12:13

That's what I'm gonna do today. Anybody

12:16

else gonna join in with that?

12:17

I'm all right, amen, the

12:22

hand raised up, let's go. I'm

12:26

like how you think this morning, sir?

12:28

Uh huh.

12:29

Take that La Valance, take

12:32

that same thing. Okay, just applying for me. Just

12:34

as long as ain't in the hospital. That's

12:38

a blessing.

12:38

I do everything.

12:46

I will get heavy.

12:49

Well, you need to talk a little stronger in your

12:51

mic, because I'm thinking you will sound like you're fading

12:53

right now.

12:55

No, Okay, there you

12:57

go.

12:58

There you go.

13:00

Oh man, nailing today, Steve.

13:02

You know what, You're pretty.

13:04

Good man, I really do. Man, I'm ready to own what

13:06

these segments gonna be. But I'm ready for it.

13:08

You know.

13:11

That's what I love this, coming to work

13:14

like a listener, though you don't know what. That's

13:18

why we like coming because it's an adventure.

13:20

You just never know what's gonna happen.

13:23

You never know, don't happen to come in here for no

13:25

prep that ain't gonna happen. Why

13:27

no, we know that pre radio

13:30

show.

13:30

Meeting after twenty something years,

13:32

we know coming up next we'll hear from

13:35

the nephews.

13:35

He runs that prank back right after

13:37

this. You're listening morning

13:41

show. It is time now for the nephew

13:43

to run that prank back.

13:44

What you have for his nep You drive all

13:47

the way down there to the ballpark set

13:49

up camp. Don't go in, hey

13:51

gates, Let's go get the hell

13:54

man.

13:54

I'll speak to tea Rock speaking. Is

13:57

this ta Rock?

13:58

Yeah?

13:59

What's up?

14:00

Man?

14:00

Let me ask you something. All last year

14:02

y'all was uh tailgating

14:04

here in the parking lot at your apartments. Are

14:06

y'all doing that.

14:07

Again this year?

14:08

Yeah? Always, that's what we do.

14:10

Hey man, Hey, listen, man, I just move

14:12

here about a year ago. Let me tell you something. All

14:14

that noisees y'all be making down there,

14:16

man, journey to get out

14:19

some money.

14:19

Over the game.

14:21

Man, Hold on, hold on, man, hold on, hold on, hold

14:23

on. First of all, you walk.

14:25

My thing is, hey, we.

14:26

Blow what we do out here?

14:27

Man?

14:27

We all get together, brother, go to work.

14:30

Man at the end of the week, wanted we want to get together

14:32

and throw a little barbecue whatever. That's what we do.

14:34

Let me coming with that. Dude.

14:37

You anyway, y'all making too

14:39

much for you

14:42

live. I live here in the apartments too. Man,

14:44

y'all make you much.

14:45

Tell you what I tell you. We want to talk all that noise

14:47

about what we're doing out here. Man, I think, now

14:49

your bunket down here and say it to my faith

14:51

for you don't don't worry about

14:53

who I am. But I always saying

14:56

man, first, man, I'm trying to have

14:58

a good day, and I'm gonna hear like this

15:00

this. Come on, man, who are supposed to be Man, I'm

15:02

tea you right, God, I come down here.

15:04

We do what we do.

15:05

We all get together, we try to have a good time with it.

15:07

And you want to come with this trying to mess my day up.

15:09

Man, You know we just go on there.

15:11

Do call man? No man, you know se'll

15:13

all.

15:14

Ignoise, man, disturbing people

15:16

while they're in there.

15:17

Mo.

15:17

Man like say, look here, I'm telling this.

15:19

At the end of the week, man, brothers get together, put the

15:21

money together, man, and we get together and

15:24

we try to have a good time. If you want to come down

15:26

to join us, man, you're more than welcome. I'm trying

15:28

to tell you more than welcome. Brother, come down and gravel

15:30

play.

15:30

Man.

15:31

But man, please don't try to mess my day up.

15:33

Though, DoD Please don't, man, please, and man,

15:35

I'm trying to y'all messing my day up with all that

15:37

damn noise.

15:38

Man, come on, man, look, this is what we do.

15:40

You want to join, you get joined. If you ain't gonna join,

15:43

shut the all up. Hey, man, end me tell what you're

15:45

gonna do.

15:45

But let us do what we do.

15:47

This is what we do on the weekend.

15:48

This is how we have.

15:49

We leave our stret want us try to do something,

15:51

get together and have a good time. You

15:54

want to try to mess that up?

15:55

They talk said, Hey man, man, all I understanding

15:58

is man, if y'all tell game, won't

16:00

y'all carry y'all down to the stadium man

16:02

and watch place.

16:03

We can't all do that, man, We don't want to go down there.

16:05

We want to get together. Well we all right, this

16:07

is what we do, man, this is what we do. Ain't

16:09

nobody ever complaining now one time? Now,

16:12

one tell you the first first ever complained. We've

16:14

been doing this three years. That's the first

16:16

time we ever had a complaint. You know, you don't

16:18

drive your monkey day in off white white

16:20

white.

16:21

Why y'all don't buy yall some tickets to the damn

16:23

game. Man. What wht y'all go

16:25

go to the game? Why the game went to be in

16:27

my my parking lot?

16:29

Well till like this man, we can't afford a

16:31

ticket. Man, So we we should get together and we

16:33

do what we can. We put our money together, we get

16:36

together and that's what we do again. Like I said

16:38

earlier, man, you more to well comes down. You want

16:40

to bring this old monkey by yea god

16:42

man, gone with that doc, gone with that man.

16:45

Let me let me, let me let me tell you this right here. Man,

16:48

if y'all file up that pit on Sunday,

16:51

I'm coming down there and turning that.

16:52

Show some time what over you know

16:54

what y'all went on.

16:55

I'm turning y'all, y'all fire that pit up, and

16:57

I promise you I'm gona turn the damn barbecue

16:59

pit on, and I promise you to.

17:01

Be staying at the top of the church. You will be staring

17:03

at the top of the church, and that you won't have me the

17:05

flo You're gonna hit the float, man, You're

17:08

gonna hit the don't.

17:09

Don't find that pit up Sunday, you hear me, do

17:11

not find it. I can't.

17:12

It's gonna be Now I'm looking for the pig.

17:15

Now, I'm looking for.

17:16

Him that it's gonna be out there. It's gonna be out

17:18

there.

17:18

Kir cur your mother now finding what

17:20

out there and told you that you're disturbing people,

17:23

and you're disturbing me more than anything, you

17:25

know, and y'all all

17:27

last year, y'all tell dd right here

17:29

in the damn apartments. Man, that's crazy,

17:32

you know what, dude, I would apologize you.

17:34

But let me stay like this. Man, you don't, y'all

17:36

I say you, you come down and get a plate,

17:39

you come down and join her. You know, we're just getting

17:41

together and trying to make it a family down here. Just what you

17:43

want to bring on me? Man, you don't smell the hop

17:45

city. I'm on the other level now, I'm

17:48

on that other level, okay, lead, I'm not my min.

17:50

I was on the other level midway through

17:52

the season last year when all that damn

17:55

noise.

17:55

Man, Now, oh my god, man,

17:58

look, let me tell you something. My hit the

18:00

show or somebody come down here to start with what

18:02

we do. What we do, it's gonna go down. I'm gonna

18:04

tell you like that. We ain't trying to have no we ain't

18:06

trying to have no brown. We don't get down like that.

18:09

We try to have a good time.

18:11

That's all we do.

18:12

We're been doing it for three years.

18:13

We got the kids out here playing. We got the big screen

18:16

out for everybody to watch the game. You know, are extending

18:18

my some love our kids. Come out half.

18:20

I played with her.

18:21

But you're gonna talking about come and knocking my meal as

18:23

long as I work.

18:24

I promise you that not me to touch

18:26

the ground.

18:26

You're gonna touch the ground. Come on, man, don't go with there

18:28

with that.

18:29

Man, say, don't do that.

18:30

Okay, look at them, man, I'm telling you right now,

18:32

jogs. Soon as I smell that barbecue

18:34

pitt, soon as I smell them charcoal, I

18:36

promise you I'm turning it fro. Y'all

18:39

ain't doing that this year. Man, y'all ain't doing it this

18:41

year.

18:41

Oh are you?

18:42

Man?

18:44

Why you live?

18:44

Doc?

18:46

Don't you present yourself to me? Man wants to do

18:48

that?

18:48

You know what? Man, you can meet me up there at the least

18:50

and off.

18:51

I'm at the leader.

18:52

I wanna start walking white natter at least off right

18:54

now so I see who the hell I'm talking. Ton't

18:59

man, Okay, well you need to see who gonna

19:01

turn this pit over? Y'all, ain't tell you.

19:03

I want to see that.

19:04

I want to see that happen because Susie Susians

19:07

touched my pit. I don't help me hit the

19:09

flow. You're gonna hit the flock. Put it in the meat, will

19:11

I'm trying to have a good chald you know, black and you're trying to get

19:13

together.

19:13

Man.

19:14

Everybody come and drinking beer, nobody saying

19:16

nothing but a all of a sudden, Ken, your monkey's

19:18

gonna come out this Okay, I'll tell you

19:20

what. Bring you up work to the leasing office and

19:22

I popish you. I'm sinning.

19:24

I'm in the head. I'm in the head. You need

19:26

you need to bring in somebody with you. That's what you need

19:28

to do.

19:28

Okay, I'm I think.

19:29

I'm gonna bring with me.

19:30

I got to them and bring with me.

19:31

It's gonna be me, myself and I and

19:34

I bet you this here.

19:35

You won't putting no meat on that grill, comes sonny,

19:37

Okay, I won't putting all that on that crib.

19:39

Now you rip me off. You gonna need

19:41

at the leasing office. He's on.

19:43

I'm a beat.

19:44

Up.

19:44

Okay, okay, but dude, you know who you you do you

19:47

know who you're playing with? No?

19:48

I don't, and I I promise you when I find

19:50

you.

19:50

You don't know who you playing with?

19:52

Let me let me tell you who I am. Ye tell them

19:54

who you are.

19:55

Call you.

19:55

I am nephew Tomman from the Steve

19:58

Harby Morning Show. You just got by

20:00

your boy, Bobby.

20:02

Oh oh

20:05

my good.

20:08

Many hee

20:10

ron you more, Bobby, y'all, y'all, y'all.

20:13

Man, I'm missing

20:17

you, losh you ma'a.

20:17

I'm sorry man, you were you were

20:20

fined up though you alright.

20:21

I'm shocked, he says, hot

20:23

out here. Anyone we don't kiss, We don't.

20:25

We can take it, man, y'all

20:30

Sunday man, that's what we do.

20:31

Everybody pitch in and we all get together.

20:33

Man, it's a it's a family thing.

20:35

Oh sorry, man, you

20:38

good man.

20:38

You couldn't let me ask you?

20:40

What's the baddest radio show in the land?

20:42

Man, the Steve Harry Morning Show?

20:43

Brother?

20:48

All right, thank you that you coming up next?

20:50

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Steve Harvey Morning Show. All

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right, guys, time for us the clo.

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This one is from Anonymous in

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Indiana. Anonymous rites, I'm

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engaged to a beautiful woman that

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I have known for most of my life. This

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will be a second marriage for the both of us,

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and we reconnected after we both got

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divorced. I'm fifty seven, she's fifty

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six, and she's old fashioned. She

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wants to wait until we are married to have

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sex, and I don't want to make that mistake.

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I haven't even seen her in her underwear.

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I would hate to marry a woman that isn't

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on my level sexually. Should I press

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the issue?

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Oh?

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Man, full court press? Yeah,

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we got to see.

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But then one thing about it, man, women

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control the situation. If

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they don't let you, you can't do nothing.

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So you know, that's

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it.

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I mean, you can press the issue, but if that's

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her wish, bro, it's nothing

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you can do about it. And let me tell

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you something. Pressing the issue

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and forcing the issues two different true

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we're talking about. You can have a conversation

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about it if you choose to. You

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know, you can try to use conversation, but

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that's all you can do. That's

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all you can do, matter of fact,

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no honor her wishes. Just

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go somewhere and honor her damn wishes. And

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you don't want it, just go somewhere else. Plenty

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women out here ain't got that rule. They don't even do the

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ninety day rules. Sometimes find you

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somebody else. Leave that good little lady alone.

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They're engaged.

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They're engaged. Somebody

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asked somebody to marry, you

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know, a beautiful woman. Can

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I get a something? Can I at least get

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a Can I see him? Can

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he ask somebody she been with? Can he

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ask me.

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Like her husband?

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We need a referral, and we need something super,

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not a reference. We're moving

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on.

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LaToya and Baltimore says.

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I'm twenty seven and my boyfriend is twenty

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five, and he's so inconsiderate.

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He drives me crazy. It drives

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me crazy.

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We just got a place together, and his mother

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came over to see her rental house, and she brought

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my boyfriend's ex girlfriend with her.

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He welcomed them in, and I went to my

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bedroom after I barely spoke to them.

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Even though his ex is married now, I

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don't think it's appropriate for him to allow her

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into our home.

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He called me immature and rude. Was

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I being rude?

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Hell?

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No?

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And I think his mama out of line. Yeah,

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you'll brain.

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This dude's ex over the house with his carred

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woman living that rind his mama.

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Rude, he's stupid? Yeah,

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all dog? Immature? What

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the hell? Immature mama?

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Man's wrong with your mama? That

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was disrespectful.

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She can't say anything now.

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That's disrespectful on so many levels.

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How would your mama like right

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if somebody bought her husband was ex

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over to her house.

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Yeah, it doesn't matter if she's married now.

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So what.

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I don't give a damn what she is. Yeah,

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that's wrong.

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On every level, all

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right, Joanne and Tennessee says,

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I think my husband is interested in a lady

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at our church. I had choir

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practice Saturday and he's on the cleanup

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committee, so we rode together. When

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I got out of practice,

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he was nowhere to be found. I went

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back into the church to look for him, and I called

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his cell phone. He answered it and said

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he was outside. He didn't know I could see

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him getting out of a car with a woman that is fairly

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new at church. I told him what I saw

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with my own eyes. And he denied

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it.

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Should I have a talk with this woman?

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I don't know what you're talking the woman for.

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She saw you, dude.

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And the secondly he

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said he didn't get

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out the car.

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That right there is the boy boy,

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and you got to stick with

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that. As you know, it

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wasn't me. He

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lying on church down, he

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on the clean up committee. He getting out

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the car with a woman that's knew at

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the church. I

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don't know what y'all

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talking about me. But

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should you talk to the woman? Hell no,

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it's you. The woman ain't

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took no vial. You're married to your husband.

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That's your whole conversations with him.

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But if he gonna stick with his story, see what you

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see. What you know is your husband fit to stay

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with that story, and you fit

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to go to her to get another story. But

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his commitment to that story is

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so reslolute, and she got

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to go somewhere else to get your hip.

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That's how I knew you were proud of him.

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That's what he's saying.

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That's what he's saying to her, all

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right.

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Moving on, Shara and Delaware

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says, my seventy two year old grandmother has

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a bunch of younger friends that hang out at our

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house. She and my granddad used to have

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house parties a lot, but my granddad was

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alive. But now she does

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not know all of the people that hang out there.

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Her house smelled like weed recently, and she

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said the smell was from the night before. I

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will be very upset as she is smoking weed

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all of a sudden. How can I get my grandmother

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to be a bit more cautious?

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Well, you got to slow down now because your grandma

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might have black homer, oh.

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You know.

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Yeah, and them new friends could

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be her plug. You don't

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know how this is going, So

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you got to let this thing happen.

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You know, this C. B. D.

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Din went everywhere, this this whole She

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down at the clinic. She probably all

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these new friends she probably met down at

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the shopping center.

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You know, you know pleasant what

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the new uh? You know Green Roots

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company open up? You

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know they always have you know, you

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know.

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Green Leaf, you know, yeah, True

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Earth they always

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name they cannabis stores like it's

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that's a true Earth. You

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know.

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Herbal God's juice,

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you know, low and behold,

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you know, blessed, blessed

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is he? You know they be trying to.

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We're trying to make their names and they cannabis

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stole sound real heavy, e though

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I won't.

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Thank you, Celo. You're listening Harvey

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Morning Show. All

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right, it is time for something funny, guys. And

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you know people are getting ready for work right now, probably

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and maybe they're making their own

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lunch.

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You know people do that at home.

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Well, Steve, it turns out that eighteen percent

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of people have admitted to eating

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someone else's lunch at the office. One

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worker's live tweeting of the mystery of a

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co worker stolen shrimp fried rice was

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retweeted over one hundred and seventy

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three thousand times. Okay,

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and while you may think it's

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funny, and it is kind of funny, I

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mean when you think about it, you

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know, getting away with eating someone else's meal,

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it actually could have some serious consequences

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on the job. People don't forget stuff

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like this, and you see these people every

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single day. This is a core into a human resource

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expert. It becomes a trust

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issue. So Steve, I have

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to ask you.

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I know, you know he didn't of.

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I have never in my life

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taken somebody's food because I ain't

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that way.

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I don't lie. I don't know you.

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Oh so you don't know what kind of home they have? But how

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clean?

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Right now?

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Two things I have done, I've

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had mine taken. Yeah,

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I've caught a person what

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happened? And I've had I've seen

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a person taken a person's

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life.

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Okay, well what happened when someone took cure?

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Both these is now situations

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I used to my advantage. Yeah,

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this not. You don't want this out,

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So now I need a couple of favors. Is

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you the mom dog?

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I mean, look, I

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saw you because I'm real observant. Y'all know that

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about me. I'm extremely observed.

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So I'm watching this dude steal

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this dude food and the dude food

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he was still he's deceased.

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His name is James Paradise, and we worked

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at General Electric, and this dude was taking

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James Paradix likecause Jane could cook his ass

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off, and he was just eating James lunch

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every now and then, and I caught him. Now,

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if I tell this to James Paradise,

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dog, I'm talking about you, finna get drugs

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out in the parking lot, and when you come back in, you're

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gonna need to show the people that the dough yo eye d

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you know like sandwiches. You know James cook

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ribs, he taking ribs.

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You know, he was made pork shoulder sandwich. He

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used to bring it in to work for everybody. He stole

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his pork shoulder, saidwich and James getting

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upset. So I saw him

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take James stuff. It

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was this young white dude that was stealing the

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food because he was single and

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you know he wouldn't bring no lunch half.

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At the time.

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This stupid head boy on

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him with you. So I told him.

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I say, hey, man, you know if James find out

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you're the one taking here to lunch, man, you know what's gonna

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happen to you?

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Ah jeez, wait

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what.

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What a cheese?

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Yeah, that's what I need.

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See.

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Once I hear that fear your boy, then

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I got your ass now, because oh

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jeez, it's not a hood turn. He

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said, Oh jee. I

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said, look hold on, man, hold this ain't got

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gooda w Look

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this can't stay right here. But i'ma need a couple

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of favors.

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Man.

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Now, I'm gonna leave early Wednesday.

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I need you to cover my job for me.

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See that it's

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not a problem with me Steve. No,

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it's mister Harby. Now

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you're gonna put some speck on my name. I

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was the original birds man you

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were, So you're gonna put some speck

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on my name. And so I

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had him cover cover my

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job like three times for

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that. Then I saw a dude

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take my lunch. This

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is a black dude had it. Just got hired

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and he hadn't completed his ninety

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day probation. Now if I report

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this, you ain't gonna get the job.

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And you had him.

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Oh man, I'm so sorry. I thought it was mine.

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How the hell your name ain't Steve.

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Gregory Gregory?

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Your name Frederick.

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Freddie st e v.

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He get confused with Frederick, right right,

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So I said, so Frederick, look here, man, I'm

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just need a couple of values from me.

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Now I'm gonna come in late.

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I need you to punch my time clock when

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you get at the gate, punch my time

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clock for me.

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Hit me in.

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Oh that's that's that's that's not a problem.

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Now listen to me.

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They have a camera aimed at the

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time clop, so you got to put your

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back to the camera.

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So he did it the first time.

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How do you know all of this.

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Come. No, excuse

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me, excuse me. I

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was never a thug.

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Hulum was crime with a purpose with

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respect to thugs just

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out here doing stuff. Thugs crimes

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with a purpose, and it was

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always to better uplift oneself?

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What y at the expensive of

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it?

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Yeah, And so that's what I had him do.

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So I could leave early because

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of the little white dude, and I could come in

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late cause of Frederick Wow.

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So I had him a nice little set up.

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And then meanwhile at school he was, you

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know, hall passes

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crime, the first hustler.

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Yeah, y'all need passes to be late

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in hallway? Who name you put

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on it? A see, my name was never on the hall

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pass. So ain't no need you talking about. You got it from

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Steve because I ain't got no hall pass because

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I had told her back off my locker anyway,

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Yeah, and so I kept my stuff.

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I told her back off my locker.

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I don't get that.

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I had hard or bent

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down and I put all my step behind. So if you open

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my locker, I ain't never had nothing.

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Oh, I get okay, So

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I gave you a hall How the hell

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I got hall passed?

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I'm in class not

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to write I'm here miss two days

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in high school? Two cut days all

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ever?

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Did?

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Man?

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Oh?

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Wow, see your life has been.

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It's been wonderful, it really

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really has really thank you.

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And look at you now?

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Look at you now, I mean steel hustle.

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You're listening Moore

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Show. All right, guys, it's time for a

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round of would you rather? Would

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you rather?

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Shelley? Before you do it, just

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on this first one?

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Uh huh?

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A or B?

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We have to randomly pick A or

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B and then explain why

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that's how I s.

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So, Tommy, you on a L B on this one, I'll

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take B, Junior A, I

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take I take B also, Okay

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let me now let me get over here and help Junior. Let

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me let me take A also, Okay,

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go ahead, Shelly.

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All right?

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Would you rather be rich

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but not skilled at all in

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the bedroom at all?

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Or B?

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Would you rather be smaller in size

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and really know how to please your partner?

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Hey? That fits perfectly.

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Hey you're

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lo.

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So not me.

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Hey, you'd rather be smaller inside.

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And really know how to please?

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Well, you know what I want to please my mate,

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and I know what it takes to please my mate,

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and size is not everything, you know, it's

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not the it's not the size.

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The women on the show.

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To even make that comment when

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you hear a man talking about size, ain't everything?

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All right, I ain't picking I ain't picking a head no

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more.

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Come on, alright,

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next, alright, the next one.

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I just wanted to try that, all

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right?

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Would you rather eat sweet potato

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pumpkin pie or a

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pickled pig ear sandwich?

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White people's favorite people.

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I'm going I'm going with a.

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Put it all together.

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In the world.

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Potato punk and what

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what was you thinking about that?

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Or what?

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Or a pickled pig ear

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sandwich?

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We don't eat that us sweet potato punk. I'm

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high that as

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this before you talk.

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Yeah, I've had a pig sandwich before.

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Oh Jesus, all

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of what was we thinking? What

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was we thinking?

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We had.

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This damn slave as sandwich man?

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All right, all right, that's it for Would

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you rather today you're listening morning

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show?

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All right?

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Come on, Steve, you and JR. Are here

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to break it down.

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It says your kids, it isn't doing a dang

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thing in school when the teacher calls.

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Oh yeah, I've got a

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nephew, got this phone call.

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When the teacher call and say, hey, listen, I

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don't really want to be disrespeople, but it's

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best if you just don't show up for the next pta, meaning

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it's a waste of time.

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I thought they like for the parents to be involved.

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Yeah, I little kid ain't doing nothing.

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Hey listen, let's just save us all twenty minutes.

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I got another family. Just

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don't even show up for next.

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What are we been talking about this?

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They don't do that, dude?

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Wow?

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Wow?

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But that ay all? That's it?

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N I got to wonder if

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you're seventeen in the third grade, like.

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How did he get here?

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What?

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How did he get his kill?

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You don't even fit into death.

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We just want to know how did you get it?

38:54

Not true?

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Well, I know what truth be told. I don't know what

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rady is shure, but it ain't a dick.

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I know that much.

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Nah.

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I saw some crayons in his backpack.

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I know it ain't a double

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ditch.

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So your kid isn't different anything

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in fool.

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When the teacher called, wow, I

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didn't really understand the question.

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To be honest with you, just when the teacher called, you know, the

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kid ain't doing the damn thing school?

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You mean, just make that phone call that phone.

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When you get that phone call and that teacher sell.

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On the other end, quite a few yourself

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personally, I was doing so, you

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thought you was doing so.

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I couldn't understand why everybody

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was so disappointed in sixty seven?

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That was your school?

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Yeah out of one hundred,

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Yeah you sixty seven.

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I'm going damn, that's an F

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he failed.

39:53

No, I didn't. That's seventy is

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the cut of home.

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Seven is a C.

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That is a dar.

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Seventy is to cut off? How did I get a sixty

40:02

seven?

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That's what we all would like to know.

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I'm going to death to cutoff? How

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did I get a sixty seven? And I tried?

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What class?

40:14

Was this lunch?

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Damn?

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Near all of them? Anything but Jim,

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Jim. I was straight a student, athletic

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man, I'll get with it. Yeah, you

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know, but like you know, like math.

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Yeah, if I got a sixty seven in math

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and it wasn't but one hundred, why

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are you failing.

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Me because

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you obviously didn't understand and you

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missed a lunch.

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Did you study it all?

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Did you study?

40:44

Yeah?

40:44

Study when at

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home right.

40:48

Before I took the town, and

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that you're supposed to supping to be fresh.

40:52

Why would you study two days before and then

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the information ain't fresh you're.

40:56

Supposed to start.

40:59

Yeah, you put the study up until

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the test. You know, homework

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is called homework.

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Surely I did all that. My

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homework was.

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Less than that, and you're still less

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than a sixty seven.

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Oh, like that's what I'm thinking about. Oh

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you ain't never got a forty two.

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Two?

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Man?

41:24

How much red ink is on your pa?

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And that was another thing. Why are we marking

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on this paper? Like, yeah,

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what is the degrading me fault? That

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all this red that ain't really saying nothing

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for me? Just put a blue X on it?

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Said, that's not education, it's right,

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and it's not building up confidence in the students.

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Not No, it's not what you should

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have got a tutor, Steve. Maybe a tutor

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would have been able to help you.

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Mean, wait a minute, you mean get out

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of school and go back in there. You're

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out of school to go back in there?

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You know how someone come over maybe to your

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home home and and help

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you with your homework and stuff.

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I came home to play. Yeah

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nah, somebody coming over to do what and

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understand?

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Yeah, you.

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Helping the teacher out teach me while I'm

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there?

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Matter fact, what do I say about you teaching?

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Hello? Like

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you're failing me as a teacher? Yes?

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When I go home and I don't know what damn thing?

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What was we in here doing?

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Yeah, so you'd give your teacher

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a grade of sixty seven?

42:37

Oh you this house? We

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gotta go, we gotta go.

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Coming up next, nephew, Tommy's prank phone

42:45

call. You're listening.

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Morning show coming up at

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the top of the hour, right about four minutes

42:52

after. It's my strawberry letter for today

42:55

and the subject is bubble bath bourbon

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and Berry's bubble bath Bourbon

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and berries. We'll get to that just

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a little bit, but

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right now, Yeah, the nephew is

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here with today's prank phone call.

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What you got for a snap?

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Uh?

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Wedding bells, the wedding with Butcher,

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The wedding with Butcher?

43:19

What the wedding? Yourself?

43:24

Some water?

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He's at water, but he can't say.

43:31

The wedding

43:36

with Butcher. That's that's

43:38

don't get let's roll.

43:41

Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach

43:43

Allen.

43:45

How you doing this?

43:46

Butcher man? But uh,

43:48

yeah, you was? You was at the cookout

43:51

the other day with the family. I'm

43:53

Christian's cousin. Oh okay,

43:56

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all was

43:58

that you was at the cookout the day

44:00

I wanted to reach out to you, I know, the windings

44:02

in the next two weeks.

44:04

Right, yeah, yeah, yeah,

44:07

yeah, you ready for that?

44:09

Yeah?

44:11

Okay, Well, hey man, I got

44:13

a little bit of a problem that, uh, you

44:16

know, we kind of wanted to call you

44:18

about, you know, because the family got together

44:21

and had a little meeting, like and what

44:23

the deal is is just here. I know,

44:25

I know you excited and want to marry my cousin

44:28

and she kind of excited too about the whole

44:30

thing. But you know, like the family members,

44:32

we got together and decided that for

44:35

right now, I mean right now

44:38

we're fends like we're find the call the wedding

44:40

off.

44:40

For right now?

44:42

What you talking about? What you talking about calling

44:45

the wedding off?

44:45

Well, seeing you know, everybody think you cool

44:48

and I and uh, you know, we real real

44:50

passionate man about you know, people marrying

44:53

into our family or whatever, like you know, the

44:56

gathering of the day. You know that was a

44:58

pot look thing. Everybody brains something, right,

45:00

oh christ it ain't.

45:02

Never told me no like that about what about

45:04

something about not getting no married?

45:06

Okay, well see right here, like I say, this

45:08

is what the family done decided on.

45:10

What the family decided on.

45:12

Okay, you see, this.

45:12

Is what I'm trying to tell you. See, we're a real close knit

45:14

family and it's like this here. See first

45:17

of all, let me get you to understand is here you're talking

45:19

to butcher right now? All right, here's

45:21

the deal. You know, we done decided that the

45:23

wedding nap in the appen in two weeks until

45:26

like when we had we had the pot. Look, barbecue.

45:28

Everybody brings something. Why you ain't brain

45:31

nothing what.

45:31

You're talking about? I'm paying for what?

45:33

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh. That's

45:36

what you've been to throw up in on faces that you're paying for.

45:38

The wedg Tell yeah, what's I supposed

45:40

to bring?

45:40

Hey man, everybody brings something.

45:42

We have a pot.

45:42

Look, you know, everybody brings something contribute

45:45

to to to the function of the event that's

45:47

going on, you know, And for you to walk

45:49

up in there and I have nothing that let us know what kind

45:52

of person you're gonna be in the family, we can't have it

45:55

con this again. This Butcher right

45:57

here.

45:57

I don't know, no Butcher.

45:58

Look, I can't to the family gathering

46:01

picnic. I came there, showed up, loving on

46:03

all y'all, telling y'all great this was gonna be. And

46:05

now you're telling me I can't married Christmas?

46:08

Is that what telling me?

46:09

I ain't man in the family that already voted and win

46:11

the family vote.

46:12

Dog, that's it. I ain't marrying the family.

46:15

You may you married my cousin, Christian.

46:17

That's what you're trying to do. And you ain't

46:19

finn Mary hers.

46:21

Look, I'll be calling up to my job

46:23

talking like this. I'm already on

46:25

hot from the day with some boats my supervisor

46:28

of them pulls. Do not come calling me with

46:30

no vote.

46:31

Hey man, let me tell you this here until we

46:33

can decide that you good but Christian,

46:35

until we can decide that you know you can

46:37

handle being married to her, and you come correct

46:40

as a family member. And if you're gonna come

46:42

the potluk, then you bring a pot. You ain't

46:44

brain.

46:45

Nothing, I ain't got a fear, ain't nothing.

46:46

I'm paying for this wed and I don't give watch y'ap

46:49

there all that money out on the dropped for this.

46:50

How about two bottles of wine to it?

46:52

You bought when I ain't seen

46:54

no wine.

46:55

I don't care if you've got that wine or not.

46:57

I saw Harmama drinking it.

46:58

Okay, well, I ain't getting I don't remember

47:00

nobody bringing no wine. See Butcher

47:03

normally see anything to go on.

47:05

I got class.

47:05

I don't know what he's talking about, Butchy whatever,

47:08

I bought some wine.

47:09

Mamma was drinking it.

47:10

And I ain't playing that this wedding going down.

47:12

I didn't spend over twenty three thousand dollars on that.

47:14

Hey man, I ain't already told you that the family

47:17

then voted on that the wind name.

47:19

I don't give up what the family

47:21

voted on. I do them pay for this.

47:23

I ain't heard nothing from Christian about this.

47:25

Christen might not know what we've done voted on. We've

47:27

made decisions sometimes for everybody,

47:30

you know, under saying that we'll

47:33

let Christian know that we's gonna stop the

47:35

wig. I'm just calm to let you know

47:37

before I ain't tell her what's up you're trying to tell

47:40

me.

47:40

Christen don't even know now.

47:41

We ain't told her that we don't agree with you yet.

47:43

And that we're gonna stop the wind. We ain't told her that.

47:45

Man out of here.

47:46

I haven't paid all this money for this. Man, y'all ain't stopping.

47:49

Hey man, I ain't already told you what we're

47:51

doing. I ain't. I'm not finna continue to go back

47:54

and forth, which you better.

47:55

Get off my all raising your voice at me.

47:57

I don't more hell you.

47:59

I tell you what. Let me say this to you. I don't

48:01

care if I got to bust up in that church and

48:03

stop this wed because you then win against

48:05

what we just said. Whatever I got to do, I

48:08

don't know who you with. I wish y'all was

48:10

try to.

48:11

Stop this wedding. Look, we can have a list right

48:13

now. I can get off of work. I'm already going through some

48:15

books and I'm already on fire. I will

48:17

come there and bust yo right

48:20

now. I don't know you know what?

48:21

See see see what she was going

48:23

with Nigel. See Nigel ain't act like

48:25

this? Oh what what?

48:27

I don't know.

48:27

You didn't bring that me and that done already

48:30

have don't even bring that came up in me.

48:32

Hey man, amen, I'm just keeping it real with you.

48:34

Nigel ain't act like this here that we

48:37

dont have words.

48:38

And if that doesn't want to come and bust up in that too,

48:40

he get that with just like that.

48:42

Man, I'm just trying to say, is a home family

48:44

one hundred.

48:45

I don't want to hear nothing about this no more.

48:47

Tell me where to be and we can deal with this right

48:49

now. I'm just letting you know the family don't

48:52

voted. The family then already no voting.

48:54

Now what we'll do We'll push the way in

48:56

back and then give us time to reevaluate

48:59

you.

49:00

We evaluate me.

49:01

I don't need no evaluation from y'all.

49:03

Me and Christen get married. How do I put some money on

49:06

this?

49:06

All I know is the wedding ain't happening.

49:08

That the wedding is happening now after I don't pay

49:10

for all this. You got some books you

49:13

the family were gonna get married in two

49:16

and a half weeks.

49:16

If job, if y'all.

49:17

Don't come in, if y'all come up in that, y'all gonna

49:20

get.

49:20

Dealt with this straight.

49:20

And I'm taking that. I'm trying to say, hey

49:24

man, I'm trying to tell you, man, right

49:26

now, the family don't want you in the family right

49:28

now.

49:29

I don't give it about y'all.

49:30

Ain't in love with y'all.

49:31

I'm married, Christen, and I can give a if I see

49:34

y'all ever again.

49:35

I'm gonna tell you this here. The family voted

49:37

on one more thing. You need to go on on. Know that while

49:39

we're at it.

49:40

This ain't no damn democracy.

49:41

We getting married. That is between hi

49:43

and Hi and if y'all don't want to be there, jump

49:46

off in the dish.

49:47

Yeah, it's one more thing

49:49

we done voted on.

49:50

What the hell you don't voted on?

49:51

We voted on this. This is nephew

49:54

Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning

49:56

Show. Christians and Todd family

49:59

got me to pray phone call you.

50:03

Ysayan

50:11

you Tommy.

50:14

I don't put all that money out like that. I was like, no,

50:16

Sun, I

50:19

got one more thing I got to ask you, dog, what is

50:21

what is the baddest and I mean the baddest

50:23

radio show in the lane.

50:27

Steve Harry Morning Show.

50:28

Baby, I'm

50:30

being real with you, man, somebody gonna you

50:33

up.

50:36

That's my favorite part.

50:42

But you know what, don't The

50:45

thing that stood out most of me in this plank

50:47

was this twenty three thousand

50:50

dollars he y'all, this

50:55

just sis you.

50:57

I don't know, no, damn butcher man,

51:01

I love it.

51:03

You got to bring something to the pot. Look now you

51:05

come in half your hand and I don't know about having

51:07

you in the family like that.

51:08

Man, you gotta do it. We got to really

51:10

evaluate you, you know what. We need

51:12

to push this thing back a few weeks. Man, let us

51:14

let us do a few ticks on you for

51:17

that. You married my cousin like that, but

51:20

he did not care. But she

51:23

wouldn't act like that when you would dating not I know

51:25

you didn't bring.

51:28

That in word, I'm

51:31

already dealt with him right

51:33

here. He's been cleaning out

51:35

all the clutter.

51:36

That's right, right, family, God,

51:43

I'm already dealt with him. I

51:47

know you ain't talking about nights.

51:51

With you.

51:54

From all right thinking.

51:56

If you coming up next Strawberry

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Thank you nephew. Subject he was sleep

52:34

on the back seat. Dear Stephen Shirley.

52:37

I got a call that my husband was sleep in

52:39

his car behind the bar that he goes to on

52:41

Friday nights after work. I

52:43

pulled up on him there and he was asleep

52:46

in the back seat with the windows cracked.

52:48

His pants were unbuttoned and his

52:51

shoes were off. I tapped on the

52:53

window and he did not budge, so I

52:56

hit the button to unlock the car. Then

52:58

he jumped up and screamed. I

53:00

told him to get out of the car, but he

53:02

refused to. He said that he did not

53:05

know how he got there, so I should leave

53:07

because it was not safe for me to be there.

53:10

I told him I wasn't going anywhere until

53:12

he got out of the car. He sat up and

53:14

put his shoes on, but still wouldn't get out.

53:17

I closed the car door and went and sat

53:19

in my car. He started texting

53:21

somebody, and out of the corner of my eye, I

53:24

saw a white lady approaching his car and

53:26

then suddenly turn around.

53:28

At that same time, yeah, uh

53:30

huh.

53:31

At that same time, my girlfriend called

53:33

me and said she was parked in the back

53:35

and had her eyes on me in case I

53:37

needed her help. I was so clueless,

53:40

so she explained that she thinks my husband was

53:42

about to get it on with the white woman in his

53:44

back seat. I hung up, and I went inside

53:47

and found the white woman. She said she was

53:49

going to have security escort me out

53:52

because I was dead wrong about her wanting

53:54

to be with my husband. When I got back

53:56

outside to my car, my husband

53:59

was gone. He was home

54:01

in the bed when I got there. He

54:03

said he left to avoid conflict.

54:06

He told me that he was very disappointed

54:08

that I pull that's done, and he was only trying

54:10

to sleep off the liquor before he drove

54:12

home. Does my friend's story sound

54:15

right to you? Or does my husband's story sound

54:17

right to you? This

54:19

all sounds crazy to me. From your husband

54:21

in the back seat and him telling you to go

54:23

home because it's not safe for you to

54:26

him, then leaving you there and going

54:28

home to, in his words, avoid conflict.

54:31

I thought it wasn't safe for him to leave you there.

54:33

Everyone in this letter is suspect

54:35

except you, your husband.

54:37

This mysterious white woman who threatened

54:39

to call security on you, by the way,

54:41

why was she walking to.

54:42

Your husband's car and turned around when she

54:45

saw you?

54:46

Your friend called from out of the background

54:49

somewhere and startled you.

54:50

And why was she there spying on your husband?

54:52

Anyway? What is going on here?

54:54

I wouldn't trust any of their stories,

54:56

but your husband is the only one who owes

54:59

you an explain nation because you're

55:01

married to him, and you know you won't

55:03

get the truth out of him. I mean, because

55:06

if he was just there trying to sleep off

55:08

the liquor, why didn't he let you in his car?

55:10

And why was the white woman coming his way until

55:13

she saw you. No one can make

55:15

any of this make sense. And I can't believe

55:18

he just left you there. I mean, what kind of husband

55:20

does this?

55:21

Steve make me proud of?

55:23

Woo's

55:30

so concerned about

55:32

this entire letter. I've

55:36

never seen so much stuff go wrong

55:38

that I can't write. I

55:42

don't I just want to say to anybody

55:44

out there that's hanging.

55:45

On to me for hope.

55:46

With this letter right here, let it go thet

55:50

it cold, give him all hope. Oh this

55:52

will right help him.

55:53

I can't help you. This is

55:56

so wrong on so many

55:59

damn LIFs.

56:01

I got a call that my husband

56:04

would sleep in his car behind

56:06

the bar that he goes to on Friday

56:08

nights after work. Now, let's step this

56:10

letter right here. She got

56:12

a call from who now that must

56:14

be her friend. Her

56:17

friend who called? That's

56:20

kind of crazy right there. I

56:22

pulled up on him and he would sleep in

56:24

the back seat with the windows

56:27

cracked. His pants were

56:29

unbuttoned and his shoes

56:32

were off. You

56:35

mean his pants was unbuttoned at the top

56:37

and they was unzipped, or

56:40

he had on fly button front pants.

56:43

That ain't what you wear when you're finsha

56:45

do something in the back seat. You don't wear

56:48

button fly pants. I can just

56:50

tell you that right now.

56:51

It's too hard.

56:52

You can't even have to go to the bathroom real fast

56:54

because a lot of times in button holes ain't

56:56

been worked a lot, and it's hard to get him off.

56:59

You man, you can peel on yourself.

57:01

I'm just wishing thank you for

57:03

that.

57:04

Just want to throw that out now.

57:06

He was sleep in the back seat with the windows

57:08

crack. His pants was unbuttoned and his

57:11

shoes were off. I

57:14

tapped on the window. He didn't budge,

57:16

so I hit the button to unlock the

57:18

car. Then he jumped up and

57:21

screamed. I told him get out

57:23

the car, but he refused to.

57:25

Wait.

57:26

Wait a minute, dalg what you tapped

57:28

on the window?

57:31

Yes, that's what I wanted.

57:34

What scream? It's

57:37

it's several scripts. Ah, that

57:40

one. That one don't work.

57:43

Oh, that one.

57:46

So he had to let out a blood curtain.

57:49

Git you know Freddy

57:53

Krueger type chainsaw

57:56

massacre.

57:58

He jumped up and scream. I told him to get

58:01

out the car, but he refused to. He

58:03

said he didn't know how he got there.

58:06

Now it's starting to shape pretty

58:08

good from the right, heire, I like that

58:10

angle right here. I don't know how I

58:13

got here. But he didn't

58:15

finish the lie. See after

58:17

that was the only time he had out.

58:19

I don't know how I got here. I'm

58:22

drunk. He should have stayed right there, but

58:24

he did too much non

58:27

drunk stuff. I can't really

58:29

help this man, And when we come back, I'm

58:31

just gonna dig the whole deeper for him. I

58:34

try, but

58:37

there's a white woman involved, so I really

58:39

can't be able. I can't help your stuff, white

58:42

lady, this white lady that missed

58:44

it up for you, pilp, I can't.

58:46

All right, we'll have part two of your

58:48

response coming up.

58:49

Steve a twenty three minutes after today's

58:52

subject of this strawberry letter was he.

58:54

Was sleep on the back seat. We'll

58:56

get back into it right after this. You're

58:58

listening.

59:00

Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's

59:02

recap today's strawberry letter.

59:04

Bubble bath, bourbon and berries.

59:08

We haven't got to the bubble bath, berries

59:11

and bourbon part.

59:12

Yetberries, strawberry.

59:16

We've now discovered that this woman don't know this

59:19

man.

59:19

She didnet married at all, and through

59:21

research and social media, after two years

59:23

of marriage, she's discovering

59:26

some things about this man.

59:29

Well, the man gets arrested.

59:32

While he's arrested, she goes

59:34

down to bail him out on their second anniversary.

59:37

He said he was arrested for not paying

59:39

a fine for a ticket. She

59:42

gets down there and find out his for insurance

59:44

and a bad check. She

59:47

get all his belongings, watch,

59:52

cell phone, go

59:55

back to the house.

59:58

She had been suspicious.

1:00:01

About this woman who

1:00:03

was his ex, but she's

1:00:05

always had his past code never checked her.

1:00:07

She decides to.

1:00:08

Check call log and

1:00:11

messages. Everything is deleted,

1:00:15

but she finds a video Tunta

1:00:20

Tanta. She

1:00:22

finds a video boy

1:00:24

why we keep videos?

1:00:26

Man?

1:00:26

Anyway, goes

1:00:29

to the phone, finds a video. He's

1:00:31

in a sunken tub with

1:00:34

a glass of brown liquor. Some

1:00:37

blueberries is next to the tub, and

1:00:40

she's standing over him, and

1:00:44

she don't want to say what

1:00:47

he's doing to her. I

1:00:50

wish he had her No,

1:00:53

I think I wanted you to tell

1:00:56

us what he was doing to her,

1:00:59

so we don't have to assume what

1:01:02

we all know what's going on.

1:01:06

I like to be told. See, I don't like, you

1:01:08

know, figure it out, you

1:01:11

know, because when you assume, what

1:01:13

does assuming do?

1:01:16

Makes an ask out

1:01:18

of you and me. Now,

1:01:23

since we talking about that

1:01:27

part, were assuming that's what happened.

1:01:29

Anyway, that's not the story. I

1:01:33

was so overdone with this nasty man

1:01:35

that I want to move out. While he's

1:01:38

in jail. I found his ex white phone

1:01:40

number, told her to go bail him out because

1:01:42

I'm done with him.

1:01:43

What do I do now?

1:01:45

Shirley said it right. You move out while

1:01:47

he's in jail. You're

1:01:50

done with the nasty man.

1:01:52

Now?

1:01:52

How old is the video?

1:01:54

Yeah, she didn't say.

1:01:55

See you didn't say that if

1:01:59

it's from when they was married and

1:02:02

it's just a video. Now

1:02:05

you call him a nasty man because he ain't never

1:02:07

did that to you, you

1:02:12

know. And if he do it, and I'm assuming he

1:02:14

didn't think it was nasty. But

1:02:19

you know, we've all seen

1:02:24

Jadded Jackson. Miss

1:02:27

Jackson, if you're nasty now,

1:02:30

I'm saying, that's fine with me. Sometimes

1:02:32

nasty ain't nothing, Ain't nothing wrong with nasty

1:02:35

if you you know, if that's what you want to eat,

1:02:37

Yeah.

1:02:38

Give me a beat, give

1:02:41

me a beef a Lately Rhythm

1:02:43

Nation star.

1:02:47

You know.

1:02:47

So, I don't know your definition of

1:02:49

nasty and his definition nasty is two different

1:02:52

things. I'm going

1:02:54

around in a circle with this because you

1:02:56

already know what to do. You

1:02:59

don't know the man, You don't trust him now and

1:03:02

now he's lied about this. You want

1:03:04

to move out while he's in jail, Go ahead and move

1:03:06

out. It's really nothing

1:03:08

I can give you. What

1:03:10

are you gonna wait on? The rest of it to come out

1:03:12

because it's some more. Oh,

1:03:15

it's some more.

1:03:15

This is just what you found out. Listen

1:03:18

to me. Whenever you find out something, it's some

1:03:20

more. It's

1:03:24

always more layers.

1:03:27

But to be honest, you cannot have relationship

1:03:30

with a person that's been around and

1:03:32

not expect to see some history show up.

1:03:36

That's life. We all have history.

1:03:39

And so now if you're waiting to find somebody

1:03:41

that ain't got no history, then you're gonna start dating

1:03:43

sixteen year olds.

1:03:47

And lady, that ain't gonna work out for you, right,

1:03:50

No, you'll be in jail. Yeah, yeah,

1:03:53

we already know who in jail now for this.

1:03:56

Right as

1:03:58

he should be.

1:04:00

Yes, in the words

1:04:02

of little Duval, if

1:04:06

you really believe you can fly, now

1:04:09

would be a good time. So

1:04:17

that's the response. I don't have nothing for this

1:04:19

young lady. She knows what the deal is.

1:04:21

It's clear, and you can stick

1:04:23

around and wait and hear what he say when he get

1:04:26

out. But it's gonna be more the same. And so now

1:04:28

there you have it. I

1:04:30

don't know what else to say.

1:04:31

Sureley, okay, I mean that

1:04:34

was good. Sometimes that's

1:04:36

all you can say.

1:04:37

You know, you can't help everybody.

1:04:40

I think you helped her just fine. I'm

1:04:43

glad it was blueberries, like I said, and

1:04:46

he is paying her rent.

1:04:47

Right. He wrote the bad check to the

1:04:49

apartment building.

1:04:50

What was that?

1:04:52

A bad chick.

1:04:54

That's why he's in jail.

1:04:57

Hot checks, Yeah, hot

1:04:59

check.

1:05:03

Because that money is immedia.

1:05:05

They don't chase checks no more.

1:05:07

No, no,

1:05:10

ain't no.

1:05:11

Yeah.

1:05:12

All right, all right, thanks Steve. Post

1:05:16

your comments on today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey

1:05:18

FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the

1:05:20

Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

1:05:22

You're listening morning

1:05:25

show. All right.

1:05:26

So we might not feel any Chris cool

1:05:28

weather yet because we're still you know,

1:05:30

still in summer. But fall is just a few

1:05:32

weeks away, and it's the ideal

1:05:35

time to prioritize habits that

1:05:37

can keep you healthy and full of energy before

1:05:40

you know, before I get to those healthy tips.

1:05:42

Quick question for Steve. Now, Steve, are

1:05:45

you focused on your on your health Steve

1:05:47

and the guys?

1:05:48

Yeah focused? Okay, yeah,

1:05:50

all right, he elevated it this week.

1:05:52

I've even elevated it.

1:05:54

Okay, all right, Well, here's some tips to help

1:05:56

you stay healthy for the fall season

1:05:59

and you may have some tips of your own, Steve.

1:06:02

As we head into the cold.

1:06:03

And flu season, load up on foods that can

1:06:05

boost your immune system, including foods

1:06:08

rich and vitamin C and vitamin D.

1:06:10

You have any tips, Steve.

1:06:12

Yeah, you have got

1:06:15

to stop being an alcoholic a

1:06:21

must. If

1:06:23

you are alcoholic, you have got

1:06:26

to check yourself in. In other

1:06:28

words, stop going down to that color stove.

1:06:30

It's a musk.

1:06:32

If you alcoholic, you got to stop

1:06:34

that right now. That's

1:06:37

my number one tip health.

1:06:39

Okay, that's all.

1:06:40

Alcoholics must stop being alcoholic,

1:06:43

immediate, go ahead, ship, All.

1:06:44

Right, here's another one. Make sleep a priority.

1:06:47

Being well rested is crucial to staying

1:06:49

healthy.

1:06:50

Sleep is important to your health.

1:06:53

Too much sleep is critical

1:06:55

to your wealth. How much sleep

1:06:57

are you supposed to get per night?

1:07:00

I don't believe, sep. I

1:07:05

never slept years because

1:07:07

I don't. I don't see how you need once you're

1:07:09

not a child anymore, I don't see why you need

1:07:12

eight hours.

1:07:13

I don't know how the child, but I'm glad they

1:07:15

sleep well.

1:07:16

I mean a child, because he's growing, his bones

1:07:18

got extended and all this here. Children

1:07:21

have to sleep, but adults,

1:07:23

if you're sleeping eight hours. You're growing, but you're

1:07:25

growing. You're not growing taller, you're

1:07:28

growing wider.

1:07:30

And I don't.

1:07:30

I don't. I mean, like you said, Tommy, you don't

1:07:33

know last time you had eight hours? Do

1:07:35

you sleep eight hours? Never? Do

1:07:38

you need eight hours? I got six

1:07:41

or less.

1:07:41

I got sickle cell. Don't sleep eight hours. I'm

1:07:45

sick and don't get out.

1:07:49

But I just don't. I'm not a proponent of eight

1:07:51

hours is a third of your life.

1:07:54

I find that desperately hard

1:07:57

to see how you can have a quote

1:08:00

life if you sleep a third

1:08:02

of it.

1:08:03

That does not make sense to me.

1:08:05

But I'm not gonna get into that no more because

1:08:08

they ate me up on the internet talking about Steve.

1:08:10

Harvey prefers wealth overhealth. So here's

1:08:13

my thing about sleep.

1:08:14

If you want to sleep, get all

1:08:17

you want sleep as

1:08:20

long as you like, you

1:08:22

can sleep your life away. You

1:08:24

can sleep. You can sleep until you dream

1:08:27

the most magnificent dreams. But

1:08:29

I'm telling you this. To make a dream

1:08:31

come true, you got to get woke. So

1:08:35

but if you want to sleep, go ahead. I ain't Steve,

1:08:38

don't give a damn no more.

1:08:39

All right, you're listening.

1:08:42

Morning show, All

1:08:45

right, guys, time now for comedy roulette.

1:08:47

All right, Jay, quickly

1:08:50

explain it please, so simple.

1:08:52

Take three subjects. Put them

1:08:54

on a wheel. Spin the wheel. Where stop?

1:08:57

Because we that good?

1:08:58

We can make it funny it watch it?

1:09:00

Here you go, all right, comedians, here

1:09:02

we go.

1:09:04

Ready, all right.

1:09:07

Things people say when they overdo

1:09:09

it at a funeral. Uh,

1:09:14

things men say when they get

1:09:17

caught looking at another woman, or

1:09:23

things people say when they get caught

1:09:25

in a lie. On the Detective TV

1:09:27

show, first forty eight. Oh

1:09:30

that's a good one too, Yeah, all

1:09:34

right, really ready, alright,

1:09:36

spend.

1:09:45

Oh it

1:09:48

is I was sure hoping it was when

1:09:51

they get caught looking at another woman.

1:09:52

But it's things you will say, yes,

1:09:55

yes, things people say when

1:09:57

they get caught in a lie on the first forty

1:09:59

eight that Detective TV show.

1:10:01

All right, let's go, guys, the first one,

1:10:03

the first one. See, I wasn't.

1:10:05

I wasn't.

1:10:06

I wasn't driving to get away caught. I

1:10:08

was doing uber and then I stopped

1:10:10

that delight and they all jumped in. That's what had

1:10:13

happened. I

1:10:15

wasn't, he wasn't did rid

1:10:18

nothing.

1:10:18

We wasn't.

1:10:21

These people say when they get caught loun the first for they

1:10:23

come, listen to me, Listen

1:10:26

to me.

1:10:27

I'm trying to go to heaven. Why would I kill

1:10:29

somebody? I'm

1:10:32

trying to to what I would do that?

1:10:34

Fuck? What I do that?

1:10:37

Things people say when they called in a low first

1:10:40

party, Okay, yep, I shot

1:10:43

him.

1:10:43

But see I thought this was a water

1:10:45

gun. I ain't know it was a real

1:10:48

gun. It was a water

1:10:50

gun. It was water. I'm just

1:10:54

all right, come on.

1:10:55

See Things people say when they're caught in a

1:10:57

lion first forty eight.

1:10:59

I ain't never helled three people before,

1:11:03

straight up and down. You said three, right,

1:11:06

I never killed three.

1:11:12

When they get caught in a lie on first

1:11:14

For if he was dead,

1:11:17

then how did he wave at me when I left?

1:11:19

Hun kill me?

1:11:20

That he waved it at me?

1:11:22

He waited at me when I left?

1:11:23

You wasn't dead.

1:11:27

Things they say first forty eight when they get caught

1:11:29

a lie so so they said it was

1:11:31

me, They said it was me.

1:11:34

Okay, I said it was.

1:11:35

Them, so it was there.

1:11:36

It can't be me and now it was them

1:11:39

first.

1:11:39

Then that's

1:11:41

why you in there.

1:11:44

Things people say when you call it line first forty

1:11:46

eight Okay, we yeah,

1:11:49

we stole them, we stole, but we stole

1:11:51

it for the church.

1:11:53

Were trying to help the church because the church

1:11:55

needed So you see what I'm saying, this, this

1:11:58

all this was for. I heard pus. I'm

1:12:00

saying, it's the principality

1:12:03

of whatever. You know, That's all I said, right,

1:12:06

it's the reason.

1:12:08

All right, Stee.

1:12:09

Things people say when caught in a lie on first

1:12:12

forty eight, see.

1:12:13

See see right there, see right that detective

1:12:16

you said they was tied up in a boy

1:12:18

scout. Not I h only

1:12:20

went to the cub Scouts. I

1:12:26

ain't even learned that night, right,

1:12:30

he talking.

1:12:34

You can ask my grandmama, Okay,

1:12:37

my other grand mama that didn't die, ma, well

1:12:41

the other one.

1:12:42

You can ask my great grandmama. Well,

1:12:45

you can ask.

1:12:50

Things people say when they get caught aloud first

1:12:52

forty eight, Man,

1:12:55

can I have a cigarette before I tell you everything?

1:12:57

No?

1:13:02

Thank you, Just let me get a new.

1:13:07

Sorry, Steve, if you're closing it out things people

1:13:09

say, I'm call to lie on first forty

1:13:11

eight.

1:13:13

Hey, man, if y'all go run new cameras, do

1:13:15

I get paid?

1:13:16

No?

1:13:19

Gon up more of today's trending

1:13:21

stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1:13:23

We'll be back at.

1:13:23

Twenty minutes after right

1:13:25

after this, you're listening Steve

1:13:28

Harvey Morning Show.

1:13:31

According to I Am Voter, there are sixteen

1:13:34

million Americans who have turned eighteen

1:13:36

since the twenty twenty election. On

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the ballot this November are the following

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one president, one vice president, thirty

1:13:43

three of one hundred Senate

1:13:45

seats, all four hundred and thirty five seats

1:13:47

in the House of Representatives, eleven

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governor seats, and a wide range of

1:13:52

state and local initiatives and

1:13:54

offices. Early voting starts

1:13:56

soon. For example, in Pennsylvania, early

1:13:59

voting starts September tenth, that's

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the same day of the debate, the presidential

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debate. You can register now at

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When we All Vote dot org. Let's

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hurry up and get this done.

1:14:12

Yeah, let's make it happen everybody. When

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we All Vote dot com. Also, is

1:14:16

that the same website where people can

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verify their voter registration

1:14:22

credentials to make sure that they're in line.

1:14:25

Yeah, you could do it on when we all vote. You can definitely

1:14:27

do it on when we all.

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So everybody go to When we All

1:14:30

Vote dot org because there are some new policies

1:14:33

that they've put in place. Go there

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and check to make sure that you

1:14:38

are currently registered

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with the right credentials, because now they

1:14:43

want people to have the address matchup

1:14:46

with the voter registration

1:14:48

files. And you know, they closed a lot

1:14:50

of polls and so they're shifting

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poll places. Get online

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right now so you don't have no mess when you go vote

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because they trying to steal the election.

1:15:00

Yeah, they're already setting the groundwork

1:15:02

for it. You're right, Steve, we gotta do

1:15:04

this, get it done.

1:15:05

All right.

1:15:06

Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,

1:15:08

we'll play around and would you rather?

1:15:10

Right after this you're listening Morning

1:15:14

show. All right, guys, it's time

1:15:16

for a round of would you rather? Would

1:15:19

you rather?

1:15:20

H Shelley? Before you do it, just

1:15:22

on this first one, uh huh A

1:15:25

or B. We have to randomly pick

1:15:28

A or B and then explain

1:15:30

why that's how I am so Tommy, you on A

1:15:32

L B on this one. I'll take B, Junior

1:15:35

A and you I take I

1:15:38

take B also. Okay

1:15:42

let me now let me get over here and help Junior. Let

1:15:44

me let me take A also, Okay,

1:15:46

go ahead, Shelly, all right.

1:15:48

Would you rather be rich

1:15:52

but not skilled at all in

1:15:55

the bedroom at all? Or

1:15:57

B would you rather be smaller

1:15:59

inside and really know how

1:16:01

to please your partner?

1:16:09

That fits perfectly.

1:16:12

Hey, yeah, you're

1:16:14

losing, so not me.

1:16:17

That's you pick

1:16:19

it. Hey, you'd rather be smaller

1:16:22

inside you really.

1:16:24

Know how to please?

1:16:25

Well, you know what I want to please my mate,

1:16:28

and I know what it takes to please my mate.

1:16:30

And size is not everything, you know, it's not

1:16:32

the it's not the size.

1:16:36

The women on the show.

1:16:40

To even make that comment when you hear a man

1:16:42

talking about size, ain't everything?

1:16:47

All right?

1:16:47

Ain't picking I ain't picking a head no more.

1:16:49

Come on, alright,

1:16:53

next, alright, the next one.

1:16:55

I just wanted to try that, all

1:16:59

right.

1:16:59

Would you rather eat sweet potato pumpkin

1:17:02

pie or a

1:17:04

pickled pig ear sandwich?

1:17:06

White people's favorite, Black people's favorite.

1:17:09

I'm going I'm going with a

1:17:12

put it all Together.

1:17:16

Unites in the

1:17:18

World.

1:17:21

Potato parking Hell

1:17:25

is you thinking about that?

1:17:30

Or a pickled pig ear

1:17:33

sandwich?

1:17:35

We don't eat that sweet potato punk pie

1:17:39

dish before you talk.

1:17:40

Yeah, I've had a pig sandwich before.

1:17:43

Good Lord Jesus, that

1:17:48

hell of what was we thinking? What

1:17:52

was we thinking?

1:17:57

This?

1:17:57

Damn slave and sandwich? Oh man?

1:18:00

All right, all right, that's it for would

1:18:02

you rather today? Coming a yeah?

1:18:05

Yeah, it's our last break of the day

1:18:07

and there we'll have some closing remarks from the one

1:18:09

and only Steve Harvey right after this.

1:18:11

You're listening Morning

1:18:14

show, all right, Steve, here we are, last

1:18:16

break of the day.

1:18:18

Last Yeah.

1:18:18

This is the last day of the week for us, Friday,

1:18:21

and it's your you're up closing

1:18:24

remarks.

1:18:25

You know what, man, Going into the

1:18:27

weekend, I'm

1:18:30

gonna talk about a subject that can

1:18:33

sound a little different

1:18:35

coming from me, But I began

1:18:38

to understand more and more why

1:18:40

it's okay for me to

1:18:43

talk about God. Because

1:18:47

I am such an imperfect

1:18:49

person, because

1:18:52

I've made some serious,

1:18:55

serious mistakes in my life, because

1:18:59

I'm flawed, because

1:19:03

I am oftentimes transparent

1:19:07

in some of my failings

1:19:09

in life, because of my

1:19:11

willingness to say I'm sorry.

1:19:15

I have learned

1:19:18

that I'm a very qualified person

1:19:21

to talk about God because

1:19:25

I'm a good example that

1:19:27

you can be an imperfect person with

1:19:30

so many flaws, have

1:19:33

done so many wrong things in your

1:19:35

life, have gotten it wrong so

1:19:37

many times, have been

1:19:39

written off, ridiculed,

1:19:44

understood, and misunderstood,

1:19:47

and you can still have

1:19:49

a relationship with God that

1:19:53

brings your life into great benefit.

1:19:56

So therefore I'm qualified to talk

1:19:58

about this.

1:20:02

Now.

1:20:03

I'm improving. And

1:20:05

somebody told me the other day, so

1:20:08

you just gonna stay an entry level Christian,

1:20:10

because I was jokingly telling the person, man,

1:20:12

I think I'm really just an entry level Christian.

1:20:15

I don't really know how to do advanced

1:20:17

Christianity, but I'm okay with this. So

1:20:19

they said, so, you're never going

1:20:21

to improve as a Christian. I said,

1:20:24

well, I'm doing the best I can

1:20:26

right now with where I am and

1:20:28

what I've been working with. I say,

1:20:30

but you know, I think that you

1:20:32

know I've improved a little bit. I'm better than I was,

1:20:35

but I may not be where you think

1:20:37

it should be, but I ain't where I was. So

1:20:41

with that said, this

1:20:43

is a good reason for me to say what I'm

1:20:45

saying. I would suggest

1:20:48

to everybody that can hear me that

1:20:51

you should form a relationship with

1:20:53

God immediately, starting

1:20:57

now. And the reason I know you

1:20:59

need the relationship with him is

1:21:02

because life is so difficult. If

1:21:04

you try to do this without him, you're

1:21:08

not going to make it that

1:21:10

if you try to get through this thing called life

1:21:13

without a relationship with God, it is

1:21:15

too difficult and you will be trapped.

1:21:18

I learned something from Victoria Oldstein

1:21:20

i had on the show last week, because she said that the

1:21:22

devil really don't care nothing about you. All

1:21:25

he wants to do is rob you of your destiny.

1:21:27

I had never heard anybody say that before.

1:21:31

I really have it, not that I can remember. She

1:21:34

said, the devil really don't care anything

1:21:36

about you. It's not interested in you in the least

1:21:38

bit. His mission is

1:21:40

to rob you of your destiny,

1:21:43

is to throw you off course, to not

1:21:45

make you see what God created

1:21:47

you to be. And that really caught

1:21:50

my attention because if I look back on my life,

1:21:52

all the things I've happened, everything that's

1:21:54

happened to me, every time the devil sends

1:21:57

the bloggers to attack me, the

1:21:59

one mission that's clearly at stake

1:22:02

and is at hand, is that they are

1:22:04

simply trying to rob me of

1:22:06

my destiny. When

1:22:08

something happens in your life

1:22:11

that the devil sets into play because

1:22:13

he has all these imps to work for him, it's

1:22:16

simply because he's trying to rob you of your

1:22:18

destiny. That he knows that God

1:22:20

has blessings for you stored

1:22:22

up that he hasn't given to you, and he

1:22:25

don't want you to get to that point of receiving

1:22:27

him, So he got to throw you off course and

1:22:29

keep you from taining your destiny.

1:22:31

And that's his job and man understanding

1:22:34

that has made my life a little bit

1:22:36

clearer. Ain't made it no easier, but

1:22:38

it has allowed me and helped me to understand

1:22:42

some of the things that occur in my life. Everything

1:22:45

that happened to me ain't from the

1:22:47

devils or the imps. Sometimes God

1:22:50

provides a test. Sometimes a test

1:22:52

is to just to prepare you for something that He has

1:22:54

for you. So in testing you, it

1:22:57

gets you ready for where you're about to receive

1:22:59

love. Learn that it's a little bit of this, and it's a little

1:23:01

bit of that. Sometimes I'm a little confused

1:23:04

at to which direction is coming from. But at

1:23:06

the end of the day, God always reveals

1:23:08

to me what the message was that He

1:23:11

wants me to learn. Because behind every

1:23:13

setback and hardship, that is a

1:23:15

lesson and a blessing. But the important

1:23:18

thing for you all and for all of us to form

1:23:20

some type of relationship with God because

1:23:23

God knows your name. When

1:23:25

you reach out to God, he knows

1:23:27

your name.

1:23:29

He does.

1:23:30

He made you, He created

1:23:33

you, He knows exactly who you

1:23:35

are. He put them fingerprints on

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you. He made your ten fingerprints

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different from the six other to eight

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billion other people that's in this world

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and the billions of people that have already

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died. Ain't none of

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us have the same fingerprints. That's

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how much you mean to him. Have

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a relationship with God because

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he knows your name. Stay

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created to need

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him moment by moment. When

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we walk away from that, we put

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ourselves in jeopardy. It

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opens up the door for the devil to slip

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in and rob us of our destiny.

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Have a relationship with God. Talk

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