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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon
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Show. We are excited to be here. We
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ended up in Miami for the
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week, so we have a nice
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little studio here in Miami. These
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people have let us use
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the studio and we will put their
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information in
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the description of the
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episode. If you were in Miami and
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you want to record a podcast, you should do
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it here. Now, are you gonna be
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in Miami? No. You're
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not gonna be here and you don't have a podcast and
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you don't have any money to pay them to
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rent the space because the podcast you
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have doesn't earn any money and
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none of that's my fault. So
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what this is called is an empty gesture. I'm
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saying a nice thing that has no
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bearing on your life. It never will.
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You'll never be here doing this. Doesn't
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matter. But I'm saying it because
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it makes the people here feel good and it
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makes me feel good. It's nothing for
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me to say it. It
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just means nothing. And
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it's just like the reactions
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that many of you are having to this election,
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they ultimately mean nothing.
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They don't mean anything. I
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appreciate that people are
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unhappy. I understand that you're upset.
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Do you need to post the
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suicide hotline? Do
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you think that's appropriate? Do you
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think it is
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appropriate to take time away
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from people who are genuinely suicidal? There
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are people that have been
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suicidal for months
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or years that utilize that
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service because they wanna check out.
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And you're calling it the
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day after the election because you're
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upset. That's not what
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a helpline is for. A
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helpline, I don't know if people need to hear
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this, a helpline
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is not for people being
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upset over a presidential election. That's
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not what it's for. It's
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for people who have genuine
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problems that are going to jump
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off a bridge or
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take too many pills or
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end it with maybe a firearm. I don't know.
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That is who it's for. It's not for
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you because you are upset about
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the outcome of the presidential election.
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Also, when you see the helplines that people
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are sharing, you can see why the election
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went the way it did. Because
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it's not one helpline, why unite?
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It's 17 helplines. If
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you are a BIPOC person,
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call this. If
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you are Southeast Asian and trans,
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call that one. If
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you are a Quaker, call ...
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There's too much going on with
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the helplines. I
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don't understand. They're like, why did we lose? Why
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did we lose? Here's
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27 suicide hotlines that
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correspond to every single
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thing about yourself. If
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you are non-binary and Scottish,
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call this line
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because they are well-versed
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in the non-binary community in Scotland.
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They can handle this. Do
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you understand how silly it all is? How
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silly it looks to people? I
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know people are angry. You can be angry.
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You can be sad. You can be mad.
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These are all emotions that you can have.
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You can be fired up. That's
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all good. These are all good things. These
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are all good things. It is curious
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to post the
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hotline and then say you're at your breaking
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point and then 13
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minutes, I counted later, post
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a tasting menu from a
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five-star restaurant that you were
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attending for your friend's birthday.
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That is curious behavior. Obviously
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the election happened last week. We
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don't have a result yet. We
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think Trump won. We
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don't know. And
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people are mad
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and comedians
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are mad and
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comedians are mad because Donald Trump
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and JD Vance went
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on podcasts and
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had they not done
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that, had
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they not done that, it
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may have been different. This generational
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rebuke of
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everything that the
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Democratic Party has stood for. We're
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gonna blame losing the
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Senate, the presidency and most
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likely the House. We're gonna
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blame that on
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four or five podcasters.
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You get it? People with
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podcasts, they're the ones who would fall.
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Everything went down
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in flames across the
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board. Donald Trump won
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every swing state
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and gained with
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every demographic including
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Latinos, Blacks
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across the board, he did
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incredibly well. Kamala
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did not outdo
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Biden in any of the states.
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Most of the
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ballot measures that were, for
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example, in California, things like bringing
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back harsher penalties
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for looting a store
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or a flash mob
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running in and
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grabbing stuff, most
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of those ballot measures passed. The
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liberal DA, George Gascon in
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California, was replaced with a
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guy named Nathan Hochman, something like that.
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He promised to
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bring back stiffer penalties for
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crime. People across
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the board, Oakland, Oakland,
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where people are
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insane there recalled,
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I believe the mayor, they went more
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right wing. In Oakland, they went more
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right wing. And
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it's the fault of a few podcasters.
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I can't, I can't. That's
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the lesson to be learned here.
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Every single thing that you wanted
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to happen did not happen. Every
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single thing across the board,
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the people of Oakland, the
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conservative people of Oakland decided
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that they wanted to have
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a functioning society. That's
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what happened in the election, by the way, whether
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you like it or not, people decided they wanted
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a functioning society. They said, I would like society
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to function. And for
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that, you're saying they are racist Nazis and
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they're dangerous. And
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it's the fault of a few people with
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podcasts. Now, by the way, By the way, I want
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to send a message out there to comedians that are
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upset about this. You can
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also have a podcast. This
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is something that many people, I guess, are unaware of.
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You can also start a podcast. There is
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not one law on the
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books preventing you from starting a
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podcast and making it successful. You
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can do it. You are absolutely
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within your rights, well
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within them, to start a podcast
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and have it be very successful
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and then bring on any candidate
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you want and talk with them.
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But the same reason that many of you
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guys don't have a podcast is the same
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reason that Kamala Harris would not go on
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Joe Rogan. Because Kamala
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Harris was depending on the
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institutional media to elevate
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her campaign in the same
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way that many of you have depended on
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the institutional structures within
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the entertainment business to give you a
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career. So when
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everybody was going on the internet and
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building podcasts and making sketches and being
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independent and getting a fan base,
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many of you guys were sitting there waiting
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for your pilot to get picked up or
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to get a writing job. And
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you were betting on the institutions,
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the same institutions who said a
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couple of years later, they wanted to replace you with AI.
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Those guys, those institutions.
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And you wanted to make sure that you
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didn't go on a podcast and say
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anything offensive because God forbid somebody
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at one of those institutions that you were
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all depending on who now want to replace
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you with AI, you
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wanted to make sure that none of them were offended.
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Not any of those executives in their 10,000 square foot
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homes in Malibu, you did not want them to see
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a tweet or here's something you
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said on a podcast that was offensive.
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So you stayed away from the internet,
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you huddled and you hunkered down and
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you said, fuck it. I'm waiting. for
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the good people at Comcast or wherever
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to give me a job. And
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listen, cool, fine. But
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nobody prevented you from having a podcast.
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Nobody prevented you from getting a fan
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base on the internet. And certainly nobody
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prevented you from having Tim Walser, Kamala
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Harris on that podcast. Nobody
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prevented anybody from going on any podcast. In
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fact, Kamala had a standing offer to go
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on Joe Rogan. She would not show
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up to Austin and sit there for two hours. She wanted
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Joe Rogan to fly to her and sit there for 45
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minutes where she could give
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tightly scripted answers to questions that he would
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bring up. And Joe Rogan, who's a friend of
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mine, was not trying to
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do a gotcha thing. Nobody did. None
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of the podcast interviews with
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politicians are gotcha interviews. That's not what
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a podcast is. A podcast is a
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conversation between two people. You watch my
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interview with J.D. Vance, you leave it
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going, oh, I know what he believes.
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I have a good idea of what
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he's putting forward as his
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beliefs, and that's gonna guide and shape
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the things he does. But
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it's not an interview where you're trying to embarrass
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somebody or call them out. And that's not what
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Joe was trying to do with Kamala at all.
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He wanted to sit there and talk with her.
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Now, the problem is if you
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don't have any deeply held beliefs,
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that might come out over
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two hours on the Joe Rogan
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experience. If you don't believe
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in anything except your own advancement, that
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might come out in two hours. There
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was a reason that her people told
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her not to do that interview. I
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don't know what that reason is, but I
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can imagine they said, we don't want you
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sitting there unscripted for two hours. We
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don't know what will happen. But
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nobody prevented her from doing it. This
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is her choice. That was
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the campaign's choice, in the same way
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that every comedian... has
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a choice to
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do something online or
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not. You
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don't have to do a podcast, nobody's privated. But
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I've never looked at comedians that disagree with me
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and say that they are less of a comic
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or that they are dangerous. Mark
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Maron had a show on Air America for many years.
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He had one of the most successful podcasts in the
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world and still does. I think he's a hilarious comedian.
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And I don't think because me and him would disagree
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on things that he's less of a comedian or less
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of a person or whatever, I
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don't understand where that
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comes from. I
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don't understand where that comes from. And
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this idea of all these podcasts,
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they're right wing these podcasts. We
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came through a period of
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time where the prevailing
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wisdom in the comedy community
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was that people
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that didn't line up 100% with
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the ideology that was
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emanating from universities or
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from the larger media institutions and
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from the entertainment business, if you
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did not line up with that ideology, 100%,
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you paid a price for it. You
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paid a financial price and a social
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price for it. And
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a lot of the people that were unwilling
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to line up with that ideology had to
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be on the internet. There
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was no other choice. Many of them didn't
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get work. Many of them were
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prevented or the things
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that they could do, they didn't have an
13:46
interest in doing because they didn't wanna feel
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that they were being controlled
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or stymied in any way. And so I obviously wanted to be
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on the internet. I'm one of the people that wanted to be
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on the internet. I enjoy it and I have fun. And
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I talk shit. and I say what I want and people can like
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it or not like it, doesn't matter. But
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if you take away from this historic
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beating, this complete,
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you know, stunning,
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I thought he would win, but not
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in the way that he won. Like,
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if your takeaway here is that
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somehow the rejection of everything
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that you believe is Theo
14:28
Von's fault, you're insane
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and you'll never win anything ever again. You
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have to meet people where they
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are. You cannot
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always drag people to you. Everyone's
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racist, everyone's homophobic, everyone's
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trans, everyone's a misogynist,
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everyone hates you. How
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do you make it through
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the day? How
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do you get up every day?
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How do you get up every day? Everyone's
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hating you all. There's so much energy
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to hate you. Everyone hates you and everybody's
15:04
trying to get you and kill you
15:06
every minute of the day. You're getting
15:08
coffee and you got to look around
15:10
because they're coming. It's
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deeply paranoid to believe that people care
15:16
about you that much, that
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they're sitting around their homes hating
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you, trying to kill
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you or make your life harder.
15:26
There are certainly people that don't like you or
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don't agree with you and maybe don't want you
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to have certain rights or maybe they don't want
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you to have a platform
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and this goes every which way
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and there's people that hate everybody
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and it's perfectly legal in America to
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sit around in your home not liking
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other people, hating them, being jealous
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of them, being envious of them, wanting
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them to be less happy, less
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free. This is not a new
15:52
thing but when
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you talk about an election you have
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to provide policies that people actually
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care about. about and that you cannot run
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a campaign on the word joy. When
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people cannot afford food, you cannot
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run a campaign on the word
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joy when people cannot afford food.
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Do you understand that? Have you
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lost your fucking mind? It
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doesn't make any goddamn sense. Joyful
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work is good work and good
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work is joyful work and people
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are going, I don't
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have any money. You
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cannot bring Oprah out who's a billionaire
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and will I am who's rapping and
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then have these awkward white college kids
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who can like barely move trying
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to do it. This is not a
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well thought out thing. It's
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the podcast. They never went on
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the stop. It's embarrassing. Are you,
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you have to have some sense
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of humility in this time. I'm trying
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to help you. I'm trying
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to help you. I'm not trying to hurt you.
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I'm trying to help you. You have to have
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a sense of humility in this time. We've
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all been badly beaten. I've been badly beaten
17:04
many times in
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many things. And the
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way that you're supposed to handle
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it is to have some
17:13
grace and to go, wow, we fucked that
17:15
one up. Bad move.
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That wasn't great. That was
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not ideal lying about Biden's
17:23
mental capacity and Kamala's
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in and you know, she
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was like the least popular candidate ever. And she
17:30
tried her best. By the way,
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I think Kamala Harris did a pretty good job. She
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did a pretty good job.
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Really, truly for somebody
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who doesn't have
17:45
core beliefs, or
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any policies, or
17:51
any opinions. She did
17:53
a good job running for president. She
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ran for president you gotta think about this, because
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I'm kind of impressed by it. She
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ran for president with no policies,
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no core beliefs, and no
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real opinions outside of
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don't let them steal your joy,
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which is something a menopausal
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aunt says after she
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is drunk in the bag and
18:17
her husband leaves her. That
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is something that is, this is not
18:22
a political statement, don't let them steal
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your joy. That is something
18:26
that a divorced woman says at a book
18:28
club. It is not a
18:31
statement of politics at all. But
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I thought she did a pretty good
18:36
job. She did a pretty good job.
18:38
She killed in the debate and it
18:40
was a close election, kind of. Not
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really, it was kind of a, you know, the end of it
18:46
was a landslide, but she like, you know, she
18:49
was in it, she was in it. And
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all these people that are like, how could this happen?
18:54
Two people are running. One of them's going to win.
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If Kamala Harris had won, people
19:01
going, how could this happen? Because
19:03
both candidates have roughly half the
19:06
support of the country and one
19:08
of them are going to
19:10
win. That is not
19:13
anything crazy. I
19:17
have people on my
19:19
Instagram going, I don't know
19:22
how this happened. It
19:25
happened because it had a
19:27
50% chance
19:30
of happening. Are
19:32
you insane? Have you lost
19:36
all, you
19:38
know, relationship to reality? People
19:42
live in these bubbles and then they're shocked that people
19:44
that don't live in these bubbles are
19:46
doing things differently than they would. And
19:49
the idea that everybody hates you and that
19:51
she lost because everyone's a hateful person and
19:53
they spend all their time hating. No,
19:57
people don't have the time for that. They're selfish.
20:00
and their own needs and
20:02
a lot of them are broke and pissed off
20:04
and they don't understand why we're sending money to
20:07
the Ukraine or we're
20:09
gonna go to war with Iran when
20:11
we do not have a thriving country
20:13
here. They don't understand why the downtown
20:16
of every major city has been surrendered to
20:18
homeless drug addicts. They don't get it. They
20:20
don't understand that. They don't understand what people
20:22
that break into their cars and houses are
20:24
not being put in jail. They
20:27
don't understand it. They don't understand why there isn't a border.
20:29
None of this has
20:31
anything to do with workers rights or
20:33
anything the Democrats supposedly care about. All
20:36
of this is a corporate giveaway
20:38
to defense contractors and
20:41
multinational corporations who
20:43
want to employ people and not
20:45
pay them. So
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I don't know what the hell this has to do with any
20:50
democratic platform that I've ever heard
20:52
of. You know
20:55
I understand and the people go if
20:57
you're the trans kid thing we're gonna
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you know if you're a
21:02
parent of a trans
21:05
kid okay I don't
21:08
understand what was the
21:11
the only thing that has been
21:13
discussed here is when a
21:15
child should irreversibly
21:21
transition genders by
21:24
using puberty blocking
21:26
hormones or surgery and
21:29
people have been like hey how
21:31
about we wait till 18 16
21:34
that that
21:36
arrangement not 12 nobody
21:41
is gonna come I don't think anyone is
21:44
going to put your trans child in
21:47
a workhouse like Oliver
21:49
and make them eat gruel and
21:52
work I don't think
21:54
anyone's going to kidnap your trans
21:57
child so this idea of
21:59
like I'm gonna keep fighting for my trans child.
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Okay, listen, I don't
22:04
know what to tell people who
22:07
cannot fathom a
22:10
world in which there are
22:12
going to be people who
22:14
don't think it's a great idea for
22:18
a confused teenager to
22:20
medically alter their body. People
22:23
that can't imagine those people and think
22:26
they're motivated by hate, only
22:28
exclusively by hate. Why
22:30
do you hate my child? It's
22:33
a bad idea. A lot of
22:35
people think it's a bad idea. A
22:38
clinic in Britain, the Tavistock Clinic closed
22:40
because the people there who
22:42
were performing these types of services
22:45
decided it was a bad
22:47
idea, that there were too
22:49
many people, too many children
22:52
that were confused, that maybe
22:54
were not genuinely trans, and
22:58
that were suffering from mental issues,
23:00
and they didn't know who was
23:02
who because all of this is
23:04
very new. The
23:06
idea that they
23:08
were going to be experimenting
23:11
on children with new therapies
23:15
and medication made
23:18
them uncomfortable, and this is a big clinic in
23:20
the UK, and you can look it up, they
23:22
closed their doors. Not because
23:24
they hated trans people or
23:26
hated trans children, because they
23:28
weren't sure what they were
23:30
doing was good. They
23:32
weren't sure what they were doing was correct. And
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I understand that there's transphobia on the
23:39
right and racism and homophobe. There's all
23:41
of the things everywhere, by the way.
23:44
If you go looking for the things,
23:46
you find the things. If
23:49
you go looking for people that hate you, you'll
23:51
find people that hate you. I
23:54
know that personally, if you go find them, they're
23:56
there. You
24:00
can use that as a way to
24:03
reaffirm your belief that everybody hates you, or
24:05
you could realize that most people are
24:07
not motivated by a
24:10
personal beef or vendetta with you
24:12
or your group. If
24:14
the Democratic party doesn't ditch identity
24:16
politics and start creating
24:18
a coalition of people that believe in
24:20
things like economic justice and
24:23
freedom and healthcare and things
24:25
like that, if they continue down this road
24:27
of, if you're a
24:29
Southeast Asian trans person,
24:31
call this number. If
24:35
your gender is a Z-Zer
24:39
and you happen to be from
24:41
Guatemala, call this number. If you
24:43
keep going down that road, it's
24:45
not gonna work.
24:49
It's not gonna work. And again, that's
24:51
my, I think, and
24:53
now listen, here's the uncomfortable thing. A lot of people I
24:55
know are gonna have to go to jail now. A
24:59
lot of people I know, people, members of my
25:02
own family, are going to have to go
25:04
to prison because of what
25:06
they've said about the president. That
25:08
doesn't make me happy. I'm not happy
25:11
about that. But
25:13
I will say this, and I've said it
25:15
a lot, I think prison can be a
25:17
very positive thing for a lot of people.
25:21
People have gotten in shape. They have
25:23
found God. They have gotten
25:25
degrees. Many of the people
25:27
that are going have degrees anyway. That's fine. It's
25:30
okay to admit that you
25:33
fucked up and a great way to do
25:35
it is a stint in prison. Many
25:37
people, members of my own immediate
25:40
family, are going to probably
25:42
have to go to jail now. It's
25:48
not, I don't have control over
25:50
this. I am going to try
25:52
to do what I can to make sure that
25:54
the cell
25:56
you get and
26:01
And the part of the prison that you are in is
26:03
good. I'm going to try to do
26:05
the best that I can for you. I can make
26:08
no promises. I can
26:10
call on your behalf. I can
26:12
send a text. But a lot of you
26:14
are going to have to go to prison. It's
26:18
not. I
26:22
apologize for that. I apologize. Two
26:26
years, five years. I think that's the terms
26:28
right now. Right now that are being discussed.
26:31
Some people longer, of course. But
26:36
I think it will be good. It'll ultimately be
26:38
good for you. I called my aunt and I
26:40
told her, I said, get ready now. She's
26:43
going to have to go to jail. She said a lot of
26:45
terrible things about the leader. And
26:48
the leader is gracious and the
26:50
leader is forgiving. But
26:53
you must prove to the leader
26:55
that you have a tone. And
26:59
a good way to do that is to turn yourself in.
27:05
I'm asking right now. I'm
27:11
asking you to turn yourself in wherever you
27:14
are. If
27:16
you have denigrated the leader, if
27:19
you have spoken ill of the leader, social
27:22
media or elsewhere, if
27:24
you have called the leader names, turn
27:28
yourself in. Turn
27:30
yourself in now and
27:33
let's not spend the money
27:35
trying to find you. Turn
27:39
yourself in. Throw
27:41
yourself on the mercy of
27:44
the court now. Many
27:48
of the comedians who have
27:50
attacked the other
27:52
podcasters and comedians for having on the
27:55
leader and the advanced little
27:57
leader, even though he's very tall actually. Throw
28:01
yourself on the mercy of the court. Apologize. Now,
28:06
throw yourself on the mercy of the
28:08
court. Tell them, say, I have sinned.
28:13
I have sinned and I am sorry. And
28:17
it may be good, a great way
28:19
to get a lighter sentence would be to inform on some of
28:22
the other members of
28:28
your circle who also have
28:31
been using language that
28:33
is insensitive towards the leader.
28:38
I'm helping you
28:41
understand? Listen,
28:48
this is not a negative thing. Admitting
28:51
you were wrong, turning yourself
28:53
in, informing on
28:55
your friends and family who are also wrong
28:58
and getting into a reeducation
29:00
camp immediately is a
29:03
positive, it's a positive,
29:06
it's a positive. Learning about having
29:08
RFK teach you about raw milk
29:12
and stem cells and peptides. Having
29:16
RFK, there's going to be courses
29:18
in their camps, in the reeducation
29:20
camp. Roseanne will be teaching a
29:22
course. It
29:24
will be exciting for many of you.
29:27
Many of you, I understand, are upset
29:29
and I understand that. But imagine waking
29:31
up in a camp and
29:33
being taught a course by Roseanne
29:36
or RFK or the NELC boys
29:38
or Bryce Hall. You're
29:43
going to be taught, you're going to learn,
29:45
you're going to learn whether you like it
29:47
or not. You will learn, you're going to
29:49
learn. The milk
29:51
that we have is
29:53
poison. There is
29:56
poison milk and what we're going
29:58
to do about the milk. We're
30:01
gonna have rum milk for the babies. I
30:08
don't understand people resisting this. I do
30:10
think, obviously I'm
30:12
kidding, kind of. But
30:17
I do think that there's no energy now. There's no
30:20
pussy hat march. Nobody has any energy. Even
30:23
the people that are really upset are kind of faking
30:25
it. And you can tell they're kind of faking it.
30:28
And I'm not saying you're not allowed to be upset. I have
30:30
lots of friends who are very upset and I
30:32
respect them. And
30:35
their anger and rage and whatever. But you know,
30:37
most people that I see are not really even,
30:39
they don't care that much. They're
30:41
not really destroyed
30:44
by it. If
30:47
your status is, I can't live
30:49
in this country anymore. Happy birthday,
30:51
Jessica. Jessica, happy
30:54
birthday. I love you, bitch. If
30:56
you're thinking about Jessica's birthday, whoever that
30:59
is, you're not
31:01
that upset. You're
31:03
not fleeing. You're not going anywhere. There's nowhere to go. There's
31:06
problems everywhere. You
31:09
know, people get mad at me. How could
31:11
you have that on? How could you? Listen,
31:17
if the country in the next
31:20
four years gets destroyed, I'm not
31:22
happy about that. But I will
31:24
personally move to Tuscany, which
31:27
I've kind of been looking at anyway. I've
31:31
kind of been looking at Tuscany
31:33
anyway, and it would give
31:35
me an excuse if we descended to some
31:37
type of civil conflict. There's
31:40
something about the hills of Tuscany I like,
31:42
and it's green. And
31:45
you can buy kind of something for a
31:47
couple of million. Nothing, you know, it's not
31:49
nothing, but it's kind of beautiful. And
31:52
that's where I will go if
31:54
the country descends into
31:56
a kind of a chaotic grab
31:58
for resources. So,
32:03
I mean, it's fair to have that
32:05
plan. Peter
32:08
Tielis said New Zealand, eh, I don't love
32:10
it. But you
32:12
know, it's fair to have that plan. I'm not saying you're
32:14
all wrong. I don't know what's going to happen. I have no
32:16
idea what's going to happen. Nobody knows what's going to happen.
32:19
I tend to think it's going to be fine. It's going to be
32:22
like the 80s. People can have money. You
32:25
know, people can
32:27
have money. They're not going to be,
32:29
you know, it's just a cultural swing.
32:32
It'll swing one way and then it swings
32:35
back the other way. It's a pendulum. It's
32:37
a pendulum. That's why when
32:39
you rule, you have to be a little
32:41
gracious as well. When
32:44
you have the ball, when you have the
32:46
power, you can't try to starve everybody, perhaps.
32:50
So if you're running and you think you
32:53
have control of all the universities and all
32:55
the institutions in Hollywood,
32:57
in the media, you cannot try
32:59
to starve everybody and make all
33:01
these enemies because that doesn't work
33:04
well. That's not good for
33:06
you. When
33:08
Joe Rogan says, I think Bernie Sanders
33:10
will be an interesting candidate and then
33:12
the Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren wing of
33:14
the Democratic Party goes and tries to
33:16
systematically destroy his life, that does not
33:18
work well for you. You should not
33:20
do that. You should not do that.
33:23
When you have control of the Justice Department and
33:25
you go and investigate your political enemies and then
33:27
charge them with a lot of bullshit, you should
33:29
not do that. That is not good.
33:33
Be gracious in defeat, be gracious in victory
33:35
as well because you're not going
33:37
to have the ball forever. You
33:40
know, I mean, this seems like a
33:42
pretty rational stuff. You're
33:45
not going to be on top forever. Nobody is
33:47
and you're not going to have power forever
33:50
over the people that you have
33:52
power. Things change very quickly, as
33:55
you can see. Imagine
34:00
waking up in
34:03
a camp, drinking
34:05
raw milk, and listening to
34:07
the sound of Robert F. Kennedy's voice on
34:10
the speaker, because the camp will
34:12
have a system. Good
34:14
morning. Good
34:17
morning. Good
34:21
morning, everybody. We're
34:24
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34:26
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34:28
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40:31
a lot of space between himself and
40:33
the really pro-life advocates that
40:35
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40:45
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40:47
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completely understand that. I'm not minimizing that. I'm
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I don't think that's his main goal
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focus. I think he's
41:05
gonna try to reignite kind
41:11
of the criminal spirit of America.
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41:18
of the criminal gangster
41:22
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a negative way, but
41:26
in a positive way, in a fun way. In
41:30
a fun way where you find a wallet
41:32
on the ground and you take
41:34
a little bit out before you return
41:37
it. That's what we
41:39
need. That's what we need.
41:42
We need you to find a wallet on the ground to
41:44
take a little bit out and then give it back. That's
41:47
the United States. And then stand there and get the
41:49
accolades for returning it. Because
41:53
maybe the person doesn't realize it. You
42:00
realize that you took 50. Take
42:02
50. Take 50.
42:06
That's why the Trump campaign won. Because
42:10
Kamala was like, if you find a wallet on
42:12
the ground, it's probably
42:14
owned by a trans person. And
42:17
you go, okay. And then Trump's like, just
42:19
take 50 and bring it back. Don't
42:23
steal the whole thing. And
42:26
that resonated with America. And
42:28
that resonates with me because you know why? Because I
42:30
found it. I found it. I'm
42:33
not fucking with the cards. I'm not stealing
42:36
your identity. I'm taking 50 or 20. And
42:41
then I'm gonna give it back to you. Okay.
42:45
Kamala didn't get it. She didn't understand.
42:47
She has a fundamental misunderstanding of what
42:49
motivates the American people. It's not my
42:51
fault. But Trump understands it. Because if
42:53
you find a wallet on the ground, take
42:56
a little bit for your trouble. Take
42:58
a little bit for your trouble. Turn
43:02
it in. And then when they say, thank you so
43:04
much for returning my wallet, go, you're welcome. And
43:07
you go, you're lucky I found it. You gotta
43:09
say that. Gotta say, you're lucky I
43:11
found it. Lot of scum out
43:13
there. And then you take that 50.
43:18
And sometimes they'll even hit you off. They
43:20
might say, take something for your trouble. You go, no, no, no, don't
43:22
worry about it. But take it. Now
43:24
you got 75. That's
43:27
the economy. Maybe
43:30
I'm simplifying it a little bit, but that's kind of it. That's
43:32
pretty much it. That's all there
43:35
is. So
43:37
I don't think people should be
43:40
irrationally angry about this.
43:44
I know Thanksgiving's coming up. People are gonna be
43:46
upset. People
43:48
are gonna be upset. I'm going to handcuff members
43:52
of my family. And at gunpoint, we
43:56
are going to listen to Robert F. Kennedy's
43:59
book. the real Anthony Fauci. Go
44:05
under their head like this. At
44:10
the Center for Disease Control, I
44:12
hope they let RFK loose. I
44:15
hope they let RFK loose. I
44:19
hope he executes the
44:21
CEO of YUM Brands on
44:24
national television. I
44:27
hope RFK uses the military to
44:30
close down pizza huts because
44:32
they're using fake cheese. The
44:35
most interesting thing about the next four years
44:37
might be letting RFK loose.
44:40
Just let him loose. Put
44:43
RFK and Roseanne on a tank
44:45
and let them go through the
44:47
countryside. That's what we wanna see. That's
44:51
what we need to see. Just
44:54
RFK completely untethered. Go
44:57
get him, Bobby, Trump says. Go
45:00
get him. RFK's just
45:02
in the Entenmann's factory. Deporting
45:07
immigrants. Throwing
45:09
pound cake on the floor.
45:11
This is poison. It's poison.
45:13
You're killing people here. Why
45:16
are you killing people? He
45:19
just goes in. He asks like a 19 year
45:22
old hostess at Chili's. Why are
45:24
you killing people with a triple
45:26
dipper? Do you know what's
45:28
in the triple dipper? But
45:32
that's our country now. And
45:34
there's nothing wrong with that. It's pretty fucking
45:37
exciting. And
45:39
I, listen, get a normal
45:42
person, get a Josh Shapiro. Go build
45:44
a Clinton machine around Josh Shapiro or
45:46
something like that, as Barry Weiss said
45:48
the other day. Leave
45:50
the identity politics to the
45:52
side. Nobody cares. Stop
45:55
elevating the craziest people anyone's
45:57
ever seen. You
46:00
can't, can you, can you have a meeting
46:03
over there and just say you can't be,
46:05
you know,
46:08
non-binary and
46:10
have green hair and be 400 pounds and
46:13
be like annoying and be a
46:16
communist and be a vegan and
46:18
be somehow in Hamas, you have
46:21
to pick one, pick one.
46:24
Please. You have
46:26
to pick what you can't be all of the things.
46:30
People are not gonna get on board with that.
46:32
People just, people don't want to
46:34
deal with it. Stop
46:37
catering to people's need
46:39
to feel like
46:42
they are revolutionary all the time.
46:44
You're not a revolutionary, okay? You're
46:47
drinking a smoothie. You're an idiot.
46:50
Enough. You
46:52
know, I'm telling you, they have
46:54
to elevate normal people, sane
46:56
people, that people get
46:58
it. People go, okay, you know? And
47:02
the whole thing with the Gaza thing, it's like what it
47:04
common in really, why did she pick
47:06
that guy, Walsh? If that guy was,
47:08
I thought that guy was gonna come and be like, get
47:11
out there in that Kefia scarf and, you know,
47:15
I thought he was gonna do that, but he didn't do
47:17
any of that. He's like, Israel has a right to defend
47:19
itself. Then what's he there for? If
47:23
I thought, she didn't pick Shapiro, she
47:25
picked the guy, Walsh. I'm like, all right, Walsh is gonna
47:27
come out. He's gonna have his wife
47:29
and a burka, and they're gonna start screaming about the Jews.
47:31
He didn't even do that. I
47:33
thought that's how she was gonna try to win Michigan.
47:35
He didn't even do it. That
47:38
idiot talked about football, but you could just look at
47:40
them and go, they're not gonna be in the White
47:42
House. You look at Doug Emhoff, you go, you're not
47:44
gonna be in the White House. You
47:47
look at Tim Walsh, you go, you're not gonna be
47:49
in the White House. It's just not gonna happen. Doug
47:52
Emhoff, one of
47:54
the strategies that the campaign had was
47:57
for Doug Emhoff to eat. Jewish
48:01
food with Alex
48:03
Edelman on
48:07
Instagram. I
48:09
like Alex, but that was
48:11
their strategy for the campaign,
48:13
is for Doug Emhoff to
48:15
define Yiddish terms like phaklempt
48:17
and spilkes. And
48:19
Alex would go, what's spilkes, Doug?
48:22
And he'd go, and spilkes. And
48:25
they sit there and they eat egg
48:27
salad and they thought that truckers from
48:29
Pennsylvania were going to enjoy that. They
48:33
got some guy in West
48:35
Virginia or fucking Wisconsin
48:37
was going to go, you know
48:39
what, this is good content. This
48:42
is good content. I want to watch
48:45
Jews eating food. Is
48:47
there any way to watch Jews eating food? Please.
48:51
That's what we need. Please.
48:55
God, I want to see some Jews eating
48:57
food. That was a campaign strategy. You've
49:00
got Oprah up there, whose John
49:02
of God, Oprah's spiritual advisor, was
49:05
popped for human trafficking. P
49:08
Diddy, who was the get out the
49:10
vote guy, was popped for human trafficking.
49:13
And you got Oprah up there talking
49:15
about if you don't vote, it'll be the last
49:18
election. You'll never be able to vote again. Where's
49:20
John of God? What
49:23
went on with the schools? You
49:25
set up a bunch of schools. I
49:28
don't understand. Were the
49:31
girls from the schools getting trafficked by
49:33
John of God? Has
49:35
anyone asked you this? Can
49:38
anyone sit her down? By the way,
49:40
the future of America, every
49:42
single person you've ever had respect
49:45
for will end up being
49:48
involved somehow in human trafficking.
49:51
I don't know how this happened. Every single
49:53
person you've ever had respect for, it will
49:56
be human trafficking. It doesn't matter who
49:59
doesn't matter who. I'm telling
50:01
you, it's just either they
50:04
will be human trafficking or like their
50:06
best friend will be human
50:08
trafficking. There's nobody
50:10
who's not one or two
50:12
degrees of separation away from
50:16
human trafficking, apparently. She
50:19
got Oprah up there and
50:22
she's saying, if you don't vote, if you have
50:24
Beyonce, you have Taylor Swift, by the way, who's
50:26
like the biggest celebrity on earth. Taylor
50:29
Swift is probably one of the most famous recognizable
50:31
people on earth. She's texted this
50:34
phone because it used to be owned by someone
50:36
named Janina, who was a big donor, I guess.
50:39
Maybe not a big donor, but somebody to
50:41
judge. So Taylor Swift has texted me about
50:43
13,000 times about Kamala Harris. Taylor
50:47
Swift is the biggest celebrity endorsement
50:49
any politician can get. It didn't
50:51
work. No one cared. Didn't
50:54
matter. No one gave a shit. No
50:56
one gave a shit about Oprah. Nobody cared
50:58
about George Clooney. Nobody cared about any
51:00
of these people. Nobody
51:03
cared about any of these people because
51:06
people are sick of it. People
51:09
are sick of it. They
51:11
know George Clooney doesn't get
51:13
them. How
51:16
stupid would you have to be to think
51:20
that George Clooney had your best
51:22
interest at heart when
51:24
you're waiting to get discounted food
51:26
from the church? Is
51:30
that comforting when you're on a line to get
51:32
discounted food from the church? Who
51:36
Taylor Swift, a
51:38
trillionaire, thinks you should vote for?
51:42
And all these people are like, well, the women are going
51:44
to come out because of abortion. Apparently
51:46
not. Apparently a more
51:48
salient issue is food.
51:52
Who can afford food? That's
51:55
apparently a more salient issue than
51:58
abortion. But
52:00
they're imagining that these women with
52:03
children and a husband who are
52:05
waiting in line at a food bank are
52:08
getting a text from Taylor Swift and these women
52:10
go, God, I wanna feed my
52:12
kids, but what I really wanna do right now
52:14
is have an abortion. I
52:17
just wanna have an abortion, I'm
52:19
hungry. Mommy, we're hungry, shut up!
52:22
I wanna have an abortion! I've
52:27
been in this, I've been
52:29
in traffic for half hour! Mommy,
52:32
we're hungry, why
52:34
are the interest rates so high? I imagine
52:36
they're very smart, the kids. Why are the
52:38
rates so high? Shut up!
52:42
Your mother just got a text from Taylor Swift
52:44
and Taylor made a good point. And
52:46
now I'm going down to the clinic, I want an
52:48
abortion. That's
52:50
all I care about is abortion. I
52:52
want an abortion! Mommy,
52:58
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56:12
That there are these women and they're trying
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to feed their kids and
56:17
their hours have been cut at work and
56:19
their ability, they don't have
56:21
healthcare and they're working
56:24
class people and they
56:26
maybe don't have a college degree
56:28
because those are worthless now anyway.
56:30
And by the way, all these
56:32
Democrats going like, well, the college
56:34
educated people voted for Kamala and
56:36
the uncollege educated people voted
56:39
for Trump. And it's like, well, that's a great
56:42
way to win support. That's
56:44
a great way to win support. And by
56:46
the way, I have a lot of people
56:48
in my family that have graduated college and
56:51
I've never seen them at the Rolls Royce
56:53
dealership and I've never seen them anywhere. So
56:55
not to be a cunt about it, but
56:59
shut the fuck up. No one gives a
57:01
shit about your liberal arts degree faggot. No
57:03
one cares, okay? You're a bro-co. You
57:05
live in a little box in Brooklyn, you a
57:07
bro-co. Understand me? You're just
57:09
a bro-co. So
57:11
don't, no, we don't give a, there's a
57:14
producer here, this sweet guy's like, what is,
57:16
but I will say this, but
57:22
it's true. You can't brag about having a
57:24
college degree. It's not 2004, okay? No
57:29
one cares if you have a college
57:31
degree. Bad baby is a bank. The
57:35
woman who threatened her mother on Dr. Phil
57:37
is a bank. She made 80
57:39
bill on the fans, or 80 mil
57:41
on OnlyFans. But the point is, and I'm not
57:43
saying go on OnlyFans and get pushed out, which
57:46
I don't even know if she does. We're off track. The point
57:48
is this, don't brag
57:51
about having a college degree. It does not
57:53
make you intelligent. Some of the dumbest people
57:55
I know have graduated college. What
57:58
is college proof? You can go get
58:00
drunk. for four years you scumbag? What
58:02
does it prove? Doesn't
58:04
mean anything. It proves
58:08
you can go to some assembly where a
58:11
lesbian who got shot in Iraq talks? Who
58:13
cares? I'm bored. No
58:16
one cares you went to college anymore. You
58:18
people are clinging to status symbols yet to
58:20
have it mattered in 20 years. I'm
58:23
educated. You're
58:30
educated? What the hell are these people
58:32
educated about? So here's
58:34
what I'm saying. And I'm just saying this and I'm
58:36
being, I think, positive. I'm
58:39
saying you have to stop condescending to people. You
58:41
have to stop talking down to them. You have
58:43
to stop telling them their concerns about the country
58:46
are invalid. You have to stop thinking that you're
58:48
better because you happen to go to a college
58:51
for four years and get a degree.
58:53
Who gives a shit? That
58:55
makes you smarter than anyone or
58:57
better than anyone? Think that makes
58:59
you a better person because you're
59:01
a dismarmy and you're
59:04
some pseudo intellectual who thought
59:06
nothing about anything? You
59:08
don't know anything about how the country's run you moron.
59:11
What do
59:13
you, if you did, you wouldn't
59:15
have gotten walloped the way you did. You just
59:18
lost. So take some time to
59:20
lick your wounds, drink some raw milk, listen to
59:22
Roseanne, listen to RFK. They will lead the way.
59:26
Learn to love yourself. Sit ups in the morning, pushups at night. When
59:31
you are laying there on your little mat and you're looking
59:33
up at the cell, be
59:39
grateful, be gracious,
59:41
be humble. Don't be angry. I
59:45
know a lot of people who've gone to prison, they've
59:47
emerged truly amazing people. And
59:51
when the sentence is over, because it will end, everything ends. And
59:56
you will walk out and you'll be let out back into general popularity.
1:00:00
And you taste that fresh air,
1:00:02
and you see that blue sky,
1:00:05
and you're tempted to take your grubby little
1:00:07
mitts and grab your phone and
1:00:09
say something. Just remember, remember that
1:00:11
little room where
1:00:15
you learned to be a good person. I'm
1:00:19
kidding, of course.
1:00:29
It's a joke. Many of you will be angry. It's
1:00:32
not my fault. It's
1:00:34
not my fault. It's not the Yvonne's fault. It's
1:00:36
not Andrew Schultz's fault or Joe Rogan or the Nelk Boys
1:00:38
or Aiden Ross or anything or Boston with the boys. I
1:00:40
don't really even know what that is, but I know it's
1:00:42
huge. But it's nobody's fault. It's
1:00:45
not Dana White's fault. It's not RFK's
1:00:47
fault. It's not anybody's fault. It is your fault.
1:00:49
It is your fault. It
1:00:52
is your fault because you suck. That's
1:00:55
why. That's why it happened because
1:00:57
you were condescending. You were dismissive.
1:00:59
You were rude. You
1:01:01
thought that you were going to compel
1:01:03
people to agree
1:01:05
with you by abusing them, denigrating
1:01:08
them, starving them, making
1:01:10
them desperate, making them fearful. You made the enemies.
1:01:12
You did it. No one else
1:01:14
did it. You did it. You
1:01:17
did it. Understand? So now you have to
1:01:19
live with it and you have to figure out how
1:01:21
to not do it again or you keep doing it.
1:01:23
I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. It doesn't
1:01:25
matter to me, but it is a completely crazy
1:01:28
way to process this.
1:01:34
And any comedian that's angry
1:01:36
that other comedians had
1:01:38
a politician on that they
1:01:41
don't agree with, get to work.
1:01:44
Get to fucking work and do your fucking job.
1:01:46
It's a hard job. Go
1:01:49
and get attention. Go
1:01:51
and have people give a shit about what you're doing
1:01:54
and stop taking it out on those of us who figured out
1:01:57
a way to do that. It's
1:01:59
not our fault. It is not
1:02:01
our fault. Everything
1:02:04
is available. The sky's the limit. The internet's
1:02:06
big. There's a lot of room for you.
1:02:08
Do you work? Do you do
1:02:10
anything? Or do you get high all day
1:02:13
and shake your fist and go, you angry?
1:02:16
Okay. It's fine. Doesn't
1:02:18
matter. Doesn't matter. Get to
1:02:20
work. All these people that
1:02:22
are angry, that are pissed off, get to work. Go
1:02:25
start your own Joe Rogan experience. Good luck. Stop
1:02:30
being a cunt about it. Inform
1:02:32
on your friends and family and put them in jail. If
1:02:40
you want to figure out how to get through the next four years, inform
1:02:43
on your friends and family right now and put them
1:02:45
in prison. Put
1:02:48
them in a reeducation camp. Tell
1:02:50
us where we can find them. Not
1:02:53
us, not me, but you know, I
1:02:56
can pass a message along perhaps. That's the way to
1:02:58
do this. It's the only way to do it. The
1:03:00
only way to do it is to figure out who
1:03:02
the problems are and give them a chance
1:03:05
to say they're sorry. But
1:03:12
it's not my fault. It's nobody's fault. It's your
1:03:14
fault. It's always your fault. When
1:03:16
you lose really, for the most part, you
1:03:21
haven't communicated. You haven't provided
1:03:24
something that people care about. It's no one's fault, but
1:03:26
yours, you can get mad. And all
1:03:29
the people that are so mad at Rogan are also texting me going, can
1:03:32
I perform at the mothership? Who's the
1:03:34
booker at the mothership? Can I talk
1:03:36
to the booker at the mothership? Can
1:03:38
you, all of these people that are
1:03:40
publicly angry are privately desperate. And
1:03:43
they're privately texting and going, can I perform here?
1:03:46
Can I do that? Oh, there's so many right
1:03:48
wing people in common. Do you know the book?
1:03:50
Can I get the number of the booker? I'm
1:03:52
going to be in all. There
1:03:55
are so many demonic fascists. I'm going to be
1:03:57
in Austin in January. Is there a way that
1:03:59
you can do that? that I could perform, the
1:04:01
fascists have taken over. Is there someone
1:04:03
I could email or send a tape to? Stop,
1:04:06
we all know, we're all
1:04:08
embarrassed. Inform on your friends and
1:04:10
family now. Inform
1:04:12
on your friends and family now. But
1:04:16
it's not gonna be bad, like you think. I
1:04:19
have heard the jails are going to be fun. That's
1:04:25
what I've heard, and I believe it. And
1:04:28
let me quote someone who I like,
1:04:31
but I think we
1:04:34
won't hear from much anymore. When
1:04:40
you're in the camp, and
1:04:42
there will be physical punishments in the camp, because
1:04:47
obviously people are, there is gonna be fighting,
1:04:49
it's jail, still jail. Still
1:04:54
jail. And there
1:04:56
will be programs where you can work to
1:04:58
get a lighter sense from what I've heard.
1:05:03
Building casinos or buildings. You might
1:05:05
be building buildings. How
1:05:07
cool is that? You
1:05:10
used to be an editor of a magazine
1:05:12
and now you build buildings. Pretty
1:05:15
cool, I think so. And
1:05:18
as you are out there and you're working with
1:05:20
your hands and you're building buildings, you're doing construction,
1:05:22
I want you to remember
1:05:26
this quote that I've
1:05:28
always found very instructive. Hard
1:05:31
work is joyful work. Doesn't
1:05:35
that sound nice? Hard
1:05:38
work is joyful work. And as you sit in
1:05:40
that cell, and as you look at
1:05:43
that bleak kind of, because you're not all gonna
1:05:46
be nice in cells. And
1:05:48
it's a little bleak, and as you look at the concrete, I
1:05:50
want you to let them, I want you to go, don't let
1:05:52
them steal your dry. Don't
1:05:55
let them steal your dry. They
1:05:57
can't, they can't take it from you. So
1:06:00
that's, That's it, again, I don't think it's a
1:06:02
big deal. I think we're gonna have a, it's
1:06:04
gonna be fine. I think if you
1:06:07
are angry and upset about this election, you're going
1:06:09
to rebound and you're going to be fine. I
1:06:11
think the biggest adjustment for
1:06:13
you will be to the life in
1:06:15
a re-education camp or prison. But
1:06:18
I don't think that's going
1:06:21
to completely destroy your thing.
1:06:23
I think it'll be fine. I
1:06:26
think it'll be fine. So I leave you with a
1:06:28
few words of wisdom and inform on your friends and
1:06:30
family members now. Let everyone know
1:06:32
where they are and
1:06:35
be gracious. Be
1:06:37
gracious in defeat, be gracious. There's nothing, we didn't
1:06:39
talk about much. I thought we were gonna talk
1:06:41
about more. We have articles, who cares? It doesn't
1:06:43
matter. Doesn't matter. This was a
1:06:46
PSA. This is a public service announcement to everybody
1:06:48
who was angry about this election and inform on
1:06:50
your friends and family now. It's
1:06:53
not, this
1:06:55
is something, and I want people to feel better about this.
1:06:59
We're helping them. They're being helped.
1:07:03
They're being helped. Okay? They're
1:07:06
being helped. So
1:07:09
what I will tell you
1:07:12
is this, positive thinking. Huge.
1:07:17
If you're upset. We
1:07:19
will list all the hotlines and the help
1:07:22
lines that you
1:07:24
can call, but the most
1:07:26
important hotline. If
1:07:28
you're upset, the
1:07:31
most important hotline, it's not the
1:07:33
suicide hotline. It is
1:07:35
the hotline to inform on
1:07:38
your friends and family members
1:07:40
right now. Get ahead
1:07:43
of it. Good luck.
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