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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon

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Show. We are excited to be here. We

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ended up in Miami for the

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week, so we have a nice

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little studio here in Miami. These

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people have let us use

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the studio and we will put their

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information in

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the description of the

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episode. If you were in Miami and

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you want to record a podcast, you should do

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it here. Now, are you gonna be

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in Miami? No. You're

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not gonna be here and you don't have a podcast and

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you don't have any money to pay them to

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rent the space because the podcast you

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have doesn't earn any money and

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none of that's my fault. So

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what this is called is an empty gesture. I'm

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saying a nice thing that has no

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bearing on your life. It never will.

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You'll never be here doing this. Doesn't

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matter. But I'm saying it because

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it makes the people here feel good and it

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makes me feel good. It's nothing for

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me to say it. It

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just means nothing. And

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it's just like the reactions

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that many of you are having to this election,

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they ultimately mean nothing.

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They don't mean anything. I

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appreciate that people are

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unhappy. I understand that you're upset.

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Do you need to post the

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suicide hotline? Do

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you think that's appropriate? Do you

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think it is

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appropriate to take time away

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from people who are genuinely suicidal? There

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are people that have been

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suicidal for months

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or years that utilize that

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service because they wanna check out.

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And you're calling it the

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day after the election because you're

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upset. That's not what

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a helpline is for. A

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helpline, I don't know if people need to hear

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this, a helpline

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is not for people being

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upset over a presidential election. That's

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not what it's for. It's

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for people who have genuine

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problems that are going to jump

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off a bridge or

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take too many pills or

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end it with maybe a firearm. I don't know.

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That is who it's for. It's not for

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you because you are upset about

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the outcome of the presidential election.

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Also, when you see the helplines that people

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are sharing, you can see why the election

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went the way it did. Because

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it's not one helpline, why unite?

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It's 17 helplines. If

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you are a BIPOC person,

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call this. If

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you are Southeast Asian and trans,

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call that one. If

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you are a Quaker, call ...

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There's too much going on with

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the helplines. I

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don't understand. They're like, why did we lose? Why

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did we lose? Here's

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27 suicide hotlines that

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correspond to every single

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thing about yourself. If

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you are non-binary and Scottish,

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call this line

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because they are well-versed

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in the non-binary community in Scotland.

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They can handle this. Do

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you understand how silly it all is? How

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silly it looks to people? I

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know people are angry. You can be angry.

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You can be sad. You can be mad.

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These are all emotions that you can have.

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You can be fired up. That's

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all good. These are all good things. These

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are all good things. It is curious

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to post the

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hotline and then say you're at your breaking

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point and then 13

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minutes, I counted later, post

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a tasting menu from a

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five-star restaurant that you were

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attending for your friend's birthday.

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That is curious behavior. Obviously

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the election happened last week. We

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don't have a result yet. We

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think Trump won. We

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don't know. And

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people are mad

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and comedians

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are mad and

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comedians are mad because Donald Trump

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and JD Vance went

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on podcasts and

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had they not done

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that, had

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they not done that, it

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may have been different. This generational

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rebuke of

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everything that the

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Democratic Party has stood for. We're

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gonna blame losing the

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Senate, the presidency and most

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likely the House. We're gonna

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blame that on

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four or five podcasters.

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You get it? People with

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podcasts, they're the ones who would fall.

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Everything went down

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in flames across the

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board. Donald Trump won

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every swing state

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and gained with

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every demographic including

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Latinos, Blacks

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across the board, he did

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incredibly well. Kamala

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did not outdo

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Biden in any of the states.

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Most of the

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ballot measures that were, for

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example, in California, things like bringing

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back harsher penalties

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for looting a store

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or a flash mob

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running in and

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grabbing stuff, most

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of those ballot measures passed. The

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liberal DA, George Gascon in

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California, was replaced with a

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guy named Nathan Hochman, something like that.

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He promised to

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bring back stiffer penalties for

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crime. People across

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the board, Oakland, Oakland,

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where people are

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insane there recalled,

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I believe the mayor, they went more

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right wing. In Oakland, they went more

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right wing. And

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it's the fault of a few podcasters.

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I can't, I can't. That's

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the lesson to be learned here.

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Every single thing that you wanted

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to happen did not happen. Every

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single thing across the board,

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the people of Oakland, the

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conservative people of Oakland decided

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that they wanted to have

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a functioning society. That's

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what happened in the election, by the way, whether

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you like it or not, people decided they wanted

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a functioning society. They said, I would like society

7:47

to function. And for

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that, you're saying they are racist Nazis and

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they're dangerous. And

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it's the fault of a few people with

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podcasts. Now, by the way, By the way, I want

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to send a message out there to comedians that are

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upset about this. You can

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also have a podcast. This

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is something that many people, I guess, are unaware of.

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You can also start a podcast. There is

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not one law on the

8:15

books preventing you from starting a

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podcast and making it successful. You

8:23

can do it. You are absolutely

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within your rights, well

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within them, to start a podcast

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and have it be very successful

8:31

and then bring on any candidate

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you want and talk with them.

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But the same reason that many of you

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guys don't have a podcast is the same

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reason that Kamala Harris would not go on

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Joe Rogan. Because Kamala

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Harris was depending on the

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institutional media to elevate

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her campaign in the same

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way that many of you have depended on

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the institutional structures within

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the entertainment business to give you a

8:59

career. So when

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everybody was going on the internet and

9:03

building podcasts and making sketches and being

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independent and getting a fan base,

9:07

many of you guys were sitting there waiting

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for your pilot to get picked up or

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to get a writing job. And

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you were betting on the institutions,

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the same institutions who said a

9:19

couple of years later, they wanted to replace you with AI.

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Those guys, those institutions.

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And you wanted to make sure that you

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didn't go on a podcast and say

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anything offensive because God forbid somebody

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at one of those institutions that you were

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all depending on who now want to replace

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you with AI, you

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wanted to make sure that none of them were offended.

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Not any of those executives in their 10,000 square foot

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homes in Malibu, you did not want them to see

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a tweet or here's something you

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said on a podcast that was offensive.

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So you stayed away from the internet,

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you huddled and you hunkered down and

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you said, fuck it. I'm waiting. for

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the good people at Comcast or wherever

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to give me a job. And

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listen, cool, fine. But

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nobody prevented you from having a podcast.

10:13

Nobody prevented you from getting a fan

10:15

base on the internet. And certainly nobody

10:17

prevented you from having Tim Walser, Kamala

10:19

Harris on that podcast. Nobody

10:22

prevented anybody from going on any podcast. In

10:24

fact, Kamala had a standing offer to go

10:26

on Joe Rogan. She would not show

10:28

up to Austin and sit there for two hours. She wanted

10:30

Joe Rogan to fly to her and sit there for 45

10:32

minutes where she could give

10:34

tightly scripted answers to questions that he would

10:37

bring up. And Joe Rogan, who's a friend of

10:39

mine, was not trying to

10:41

do a gotcha thing. Nobody did. None

10:43

of the podcast interviews with

10:45

politicians are gotcha interviews. That's not what

10:47

a podcast is. A podcast is a

10:49

conversation between two people. You watch my

10:52

interview with J.D. Vance, you leave it

10:54

going, oh, I know what he believes.

10:56

I have a good idea of what

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he's putting forward as his

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beliefs, and that's gonna guide and shape

11:03

the things he does. But

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it's not an interview where you're trying to embarrass

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somebody or call them out. And that's not what

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Joe was trying to do with Kamala at all.

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He wanted to sit there and talk with her.

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Now, the problem is if you

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don't have any deeply held beliefs,

11:24

that might come out over

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two hours on the Joe Rogan

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experience. If you don't believe

11:30

in anything except your own advancement, that

11:33

might come out in two hours. There

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was a reason that her people told

11:38

her not to do that interview. I

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don't know what that reason is, but I

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can imagine they said, we don't want you

11:45

sitting there unscripted for two hours. We

11:47

don't know what will happen. But

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nobody prevented her from doing it. This

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is her choice. That was

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the campaign's choice, in the same way

11:58

that every comedian... has

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a choice to

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do something online or

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not. You

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don't have to do a podcast, nobody's privated. But

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I've never looked at comedians that disagree with me

12:12

and say that they are less of a comic

12:15

or that they are dangerous. Mark

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Maron had a show on Air America for many years.

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He had one of the most successful podcasts in the

12:21

world and still does. I think he's a hilarious comedian.

12:24

And I don't think because me and him would disagree

12:26

on things that he's less of a comedian or less

12:28

of a person or whatever, I

12:33

don't understand where that

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comes from. I

12:38

don't understand where that comes from. And

12:41

this idea of all these podcasts,

12:43

they're right wing these podcasts. We

12:48

came through a period of

12:50

time where the prevailing

12:54

wisdom in the comedy community

12:57

was that people

13:00

that didn't line up 100% with

13:06

the ideology that was

13:08

emanating from universities or

13:10

from the larger media institutions and

13:16

from the entertainment business, if you

13:18

did not line up with that ideology, 100%,

13:23

you paid a price for it. You

13:25

paid a financial price and a social

13:28

price for it. And

13:30

a lot of the people that were unwilling

13:32

to line up with that ideology had to

13:34

be on the internet. There

13:36

was no other choice. Many of them didn't

13:39

get work. Many of them were

13:42

prevented or the things

13:44

that they could do, they didn't have an

13:46

interest in doing because they didn't wanna feel

13:49

that they were being controlled

13:52

or stymied in any way. And so I obviously wanted to be

13:54

on the internet. I'm one of the people that wanted to be

13:56

on the internet. I enjoy it and I have fun. And

13:59

I talk shit. and I say what I want and people can like

14:01

it or not like it, doesn't matter. But

14:04

if you take away from this historic

14:08

beating, this complete,

14:11

you know, stunning,

14:15

I thought he would win, but not

14:17

in the way that he won. Like,

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if your takeaway here is that

14:24

somehow the rejection of everything

14:26

that you believe is Theo

14:28

Von's fault, you're insane

14:31

and you'll never win anything ever again. You

14:35

have to meet people where they

14:37

are. You cannot

14:39

always drag people to you. Everyone's

14:43

racist, everyone's homophobic, everyone's

14:45

trans, everyone's a misogynist,

14:47

everyone hates you. How

14:49

do you make it through

14:51

the day? How

14:53

do you get up every day?

14:56

How do you get up every day? Everyone's

14:58

hating you all. There's so much energy

15:00

to hate you. Everyone hates you and everybody's

15:04

trying to get you and kill you

15:06

every minute of the day. You're getting

15:08

coffee and you got to look around

15:10

because they're coming. It's

15:14

deeply paranoid to believe that people care

15:16

about you that much, that

15:18

they're sitting around their homes hating

15:20

you, trying to kill

15:22

you or make your life harder.

15:26

There are certainly people that don't like you or

15:28

don't agree with you and maybe don't want you

15:30

to have certain rights or maybe they don't want

15:32

you to have a platform

15:35

and this goes every which way

15:37

and there's people that hate everybody

15:39

and it's perfectly legal in America to

15:41

sit around in your home not liking

15:43

other people, hating them, being jealous

15:46

of them, being envious of them, wanting

15:48

them to be less happy, less

15:50

free. This is not a new

15:52

thing but when

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you talk about an election you have

15:56

to provide policies that people actually

15:59

care about. about and that you cannot run

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a campaign on the word joy. When

16:05

people cannot afford food, you cannot

16:07

run a campaign on the word

16:09

joy when people cannot afford food.

16:11

Do you understand that? Have you

16:13

lost your fucking mind? It

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doesn't make any goddamn sense. Joyful

16:19

work is good work and good

16:22

work is joyful work and people

16:24

are going, I don't

16:26

have any money. You

16:28

cannot bring Oprah out who's a billionaire

16:30

and will I am who's rapping and

16:32

then have these awkward white college kids

16:34

who can like barely move trying

16:37

to do it. This is not a

16:39

well thought out thing. It's

16:42

the podcast. They never went on

16:44

the stop. It's embarrassing. Are you,

16:47

you have to have some sense

16:49

of humility in this time. I'm trying

16:52

to help you. I'm trying

16:54

to help you. I'm not trying to hurt you.

16:57

I'm trying to help you. You have to have

16:59

a sense of humility in this time. We've

17:02

all been badly beaten. I've been badly beaten

17:04

many times in

17:07

many things. And the

17:09

way that you're supposed to handle

17:11

it is to have some

17:13

grace and to go, wow, we fucked that

17:15

one up. Bad move.

17:18

That wasn't great. That was

17:20

not ideal lying about Biden's

17:23

mental capacity and Kamala's

17:25

in and you know, she

17:27

was like the least popular candidate ever. And she

17:30

tried her best. By the way,

17:32

I think Kamala Harris did a pretty good job. She

17:35

did a pretty good job.

17:38

Really, truly for somebody

17:41

who doesn't have

17:45

core beliefs, or

17:48

any policies, or

17:51

any opinions. She did

17:53

a good job running for president. She

17:56

ran for president you gotta think about this, because

17:58

I'm kind of impressed by it. She

18:00

ran for president with no policies,

18:03

no core beliefs, and no

18:05

real opinions outside of

18:07

don't let them steal your joy,

18:11

which is something a menopausal

18:13

aunt says after she

18:15

is drunk in the bag and

18:17

her husband leaves her. That

18:20

is something that is, this is not

18:22

a political statement, don't let them steal

18:24

your joy. That is something

18:26

that a divorced woman says at a book

18:28

club. It is not a

18:31

statement of politics at all. But

18:34

I thought she did a pretty good

18:36

job. She did a pretty good job.

18:38

She killed in the debate and it

18:40

was a close election, kind of. Not

18:44

really, it was kind of a, you know, the end of it

18:46

was a landslide, but she like, you know, she

18:49

was in it, she was in it. And

18:52

all these people that are like, how could this happen?

18:54

Two people are running. One of them's going to win.

18:58

If Kamala Harris had won, people

19:01

going, how could this happen? Because

19:03

both candidates have roughly half the

19:06

support of the country and one

19:08

of them are going to

19:10

win. That is not

19:13

anything crazy. I

19:17

have people on my

19:19

Instagram going, I don't know

19:22

how this happened. It

19:25

happened because it had a

19:27

50% chance

19:30

of happening. Are

19:32

you insane? Have you lost

19:36

all, you

19:38

know, relationship to reality? People

19:42

live in these bubbles and then they're shocked that people

19:44

that don't live in these bubbles are

19:46

doing things differently than they would. And

19:49

the idea that everybody hates you and that

19:51

she lost because everyone's a hateful person and

19:53

they spend all their time hating. No,

19:57

people don't have the time for that. They're selfish.

20:00

and their own needs and

20:02

a lot of them are broke and pissed off

20:04

and they don't understand why we're sending money to

20:07

the Ukraine or we're

20:09

gonna go to war with Iran when

20:11

we do not have a thriving country

20:13

here. They don't understand why the downtown

20:16

of every major city has been surrendered to

20:18

homeless drug addicts. They don't get it. They

20:20

don't understand that. They don't understand what people

20:22

that break into their cars and houses are

20:24

not being put in jail. They

20:27

don't understand it. They don't understand why there isn't a border.

20:29

None of this has

20:31

anything to do with workers rights or

20:33

anything the Democrats supposedly care about. All

20:36

of this is a corporate giveaway

20:38

to defense contractors and

20:41

multinational corporations who

20:43

want to employ people and not

20:45

pay them. So

20:47

I don't know what the hell this has to do with any

20:50

democratic platform that I've ever heard

20:52

of. You know

20:55

I understand and the people go if

20:57

you're the trans kid thing we're gonna

21:00

you know if you're a

21:02

parent of a trans

21:05

kid okay I don't

21:08

understand what was the

21:11

the only thing that has been

21:13

discussed here is when a

21:15

child should irreversibly

21:21

transition genders by

21:24

using puberty blocking

21:26

hormones or surgery and

21:29

people have been like hey how

21:31

about we wait till 18 16

21:34

that that

21:36

arrangement not 12 nobody

21:41

is gonna come I don't think anyone is

21:44

going to put your trans child in

21:47

a workhouse like Oliver

21:49

and make them eat gruel and

21:52

work I don't think

21:54

anyone's going to kidnap your trans

21:57

child so this idea of

21:59

like I'm gonna keep fighting for my trans child.

22:01

Okay, listen, I don't

22:04

know what to tell people who

22:07

cannot fathom a

22:10

world in which there are

22:12

going to be people who

22:14

don't think it's a great idea for

22:18

a confused teenager to

22:20

medically alter their body. People

22:23

that can't imagine those people and think

22:26

they're motivated by hate, only

22:28

exclusively by hate. Why

22:30

do you hate my child? It's

22:33

a bad idea. A lot of

22:35

people think it's a bad idea. A

22:38

clinic in Britain, the Tavistock Clinic closed

22:40

because the people there who

22:42

were performing these types of services

22:45

decided it was a bad

22:47

idea, that there were too

22:49

many people, too many children

22:52

that were confused, that maybe

22:54

were not genuinely trans, and

22:58

that were suffering from mental issues,

23:00

and they didn't know who was

23:02

who because all of this is

23:04

very new. The

23:06

idea that they

23:08

were going to be experimenting

23:11

on children with new therapies

23:15

and medication made

23:18

them uncomfortable, and this is a big clinic in

23:20

the UK, and you can look it up, they

23:22

closed their doors. Not because

23:24

they hated trans people or

23:26

hated trans children, because they

23:28

weren't sure what they were

23:30

doing was good. They

23:32

weren't sure what they were doing was correct. And

23:37

I understand that there's transphobia on the

23:39

right and racism and homophobe. There's all

23:41

of the things everywhere, by the way.

23:44

If you go looking for the things,

23:46

you find the things. If

23:49

you go looking for people that hate you, you'll

23:51

find people that hate you. I

23:54

know that personally, if you go find them, they're

23:56

there. You

24:00

can use that as a way to

24:03

reaffirm your belief that everybody hates you, or

24:05

you could realize that most people are

24:07

not motivated by a

24:10

personal beef or vendetta with you

24:12

or your group. If

24:14

the Democratic party doesn't ditch identity

24:16

politics and start creating

24:18

a coalition of people that believe in

24:20

things like economic justice and

24:23

freedom and healthcare and things

24:25

like that, if they continue down this road

24:27

of, if you're a

24:29

Southeast Asian trans person,

24:31

call this number. If

24:35

your gender is a Z-Zer

24:39

and you happen to be from

24:41

Guatemala, call this number. If you

24:43

keep going down that road, it's

24:45

not gonna work.

24:49

It's not gonna work. And again, that's

24:51

my, I think, and

24:53

now listen, here's the uncomfortable thing. A lot of people I

24:55

know are gonna have to go to jail now. A

24:59

lot of people I know, people, members of my

25:02

own family, are going to have to go

25:04

to prison because of what

25:06

they've said about the president. That

25:08

doesn't make me happy. I'm not happy

25:11

about that. But

25:13

I will say this, and I've said it

25:15

a lot, I think prison can be a

25:17

very positive thing for a lot of people.

25:21

People have gotten in shape. They have

25:23

found God. They have gotten

25:25

degrees. Many of the people

25:27

that are going have degrees anyway. That's fine. It's

25:30

okay to admit that you

25:33

fucked up and a great way to do

25:35

it is a stint in prison. Many

25:37

people, members of my own immediate

25:40

family, are going to probably

25:42

have to go to jail now. It's

25:48

not, I don't have control over

25:50

this. I am going to try

25:52

to do what I can to make sure that

25:54

the cell

25:56

you get and

26:01

And the part of the prison that you are in is

26:03

good. I'm going to try to do

26:05

the best that I can for you. I can make

26:08

no promises. I can

26:10

call on your behalf. I can

26:12

send a text. But a lot of you

26:14

are going to have to go to prison. It's

26:18

not. I

26:22

apologize for that. I apologize. Two

26:26

years, five years. I think that's the terms

26:28

right now. Right now that are being discussed.

26:31

Some people longer, of course. But

26:36

I think it will be good. It'll ultimately be

26:38

good for you. I called my aunt and I

26:40

told her, I said, get ready now. She's

26:43

going to have to go to jail. She said a lot of

26:45

terrible things about the leader. And

26:48

the leader is gracious and the

26:50

leader is forgiving. But

26:53

you must prove to the leader

26:55

that you have a tone. And

26:59

a good way to do that is to turn yourself in.

27:05

I'm asking right now. I'm

27:11

asking you to turn yourself in wherever you

27:14

are. If

27:16

you have denigrated the leader, if

27:19

you have spoken ill of the leader, social

27:22

media or elsewhere, if

27:24

you have called the leader names, turn

27:28

yourself in. Turn

27:30

yourself in now and

27:33

let's not spend the money

27:35

trying to find you. Turn

27:39

yourself in. Throw

27:41

yourself on the mercy of

27:44

the court now. Many

27:48

of the comedians who have

27:50

attacked the other

27:52

podcasters and comedians for having on the

27:55

leader and the advanced little

27:57

leader, even though he's very tall actually. Throw

28:01

yourself on the mercy of the court. Apologize. Now,

28:06

throw yourself on the mercy of the

28:08

court. Tell them, say, I have sinned.

28:13

I have sinned and I am sorry. And

28:17

it may be good, a great way

28:19

to get a lighter sentence would be to inform on some of

28:22

the other members of

28:28

your circle who also have

28:31

been using language that

28:33

is insensitive towards the leader.

28:38

I'm helping you

28:41

understand? Listen,

28:48

this is not a negative thing. Admitting

28:51

you were wrong, turning yourself

28:53

in, informing on

28:55

your friends and family who are also wrong

28:58

and getting into a reeducation

29:00

camp immediately is a

29:03

positive, it's a positive,

29:06

it's a positive. Learning about having

29:08

RFK teach you about raw milk

29:12

and stem cells and peptides. Having

29:16

RFK, there's going to be courses

29:18

in their camps, in the reeducation

29:20

camp. Roseanne will be teaching a

29:22

course. It

29:24

will be exciting for many of you.

29:27

Many of you, I understand, are upset

29:29

and I understand that. But imagine waking

29:31

up in a camp and

29:33

being taught a course by Roseanne

29:36

or RFK or the NELC boys

29:38

or Bryce Hall. You're

29:43

going to be taught, you're going to learn,

29:45

you're going to learn whether you like it

29:47

or not. You will learn, you're going to

29:49

learn. The milk

29:51

that we have is

29:53

poison. There is

29:56

poison milk and what we're going

29:58

to do about the milk. We're

30:01

gonna have rum milk for the babies. I

30:08

don't understand people resisting this. I do

30:10

think, obviously I'm

30:12

kidding, kind of. But

30:17

I do think that there's no energy now. There's no

30:20

pussy hat march. Nobody has any energy. Even

30:23

the people that are really upset are kind of faking

30:25

it. And you can tell they're kind of faking it.

30:28

And I'm not saying you're not allowed to be upset. I have

30:30

lots of friends who are very upset and I

30:32

respect them. And

30:35

their anger and rage and whatever. But you know,

30:37

most people that I see are not really even,

30:39

they don't care that much. They're

30:41

not really destroyed

30:44

by it. If

30:47

your status is, I can't live

30:49

in this country anymore. Happy birthday,

30:51

Jessica. Jessica, happy

30:54

birthday. I love you, bitch. If

30:56

you're thinking about Jessica's birthday, whoever that

30:59

is, you're not

31:01

that upset. You're

31:03

not fleeing. You're not going anywhere. There's nowhere to go. There's

31:06

problems everywhere. You

31:09

know, people get mad at me. How could

31:11

you have that on? How could you? Listen,

31:17

if the country in the next

31:20

four years gets destroyed, I'm not

31:22

happy about that. But I will

31:24

personally move to Tuscany, which

31:27

I've kind of been looking at anyway. I've

31:31

kind of been looking at Tuscany

31:33

anyway, and it would give

31:35

me an excuse if we descended to some

31:37

type of civil conflict. There's

31:40

something about the hills of Tuscany I like,

31:42

and it's green. And

31:45

you can buy kind of something for a

31:47

couple of million. Nothing, you know, it's not

31:49

nothing, but it's kind of beautiful. And

31:52

that's where I will go if

31:54

the country descends into

31:56

a kind of a chaotic grab

31:58

for resources. So,

32:03

I mean, it's fair to have that

32:05

plan. Peter

32:08

Tielis said New Zealand, eh, I don't love

32:10

it. But you

32:12

know, it's fair to have that plan. I'm not saying you're

32:14

all wrong. I don't know what's going to happen. I have no

32:16

idea what's going to happen. Nobody knows what's going to happen.

32:19

I tend to think it's going to be fine. It's going to be

32:22

like the 80s. People can have money. You

32:25

know, people can

32:27

have money. They're not going to be,

32:29

you know, it's just a cultural swing.

32:32

It'll swing one way and then it swings

32:35

back the other way. It's a pendulum. It's

32:37

a pendulum. That's why when

32:39

you rule, you have to be a little

32:41

gracious as well. When

32:44

you have the ball, when you have the

32:46

power, you can't try to starve everybody, perhaps.

32:50

So if you're running and you think you

32:53

have control of all the universities and all

32:55

the institutions in Hollywood,

32:57

in the media, you cannot try

32:59

to starve everybody and make all

33:01

these enemies because that doesn't work

33:04

well. That's not good for

33:06

you. When

33:08

Joe Rogan says, I think Bernie Sanders

33:10

will be an interesting candidate and then

33:12

the Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren wing of

33:14

the Democratic Party goes and tries to

33:16

systematically destroy his life, that does not

33:18

work well for you. You should not

33:20

do that. You should not do that.

33:23

When you have control of the Justice Department and

33:25

you go and investigate your political enemies and then

33:27

charge them with a lot of bullshit, you should

33:29

not do that. That is not good.

33:33

Be gracious in defeat, be gracious in victory

33:35

as well because you're not going

33:37

to have the ball forever. You

33:40

know, I mean, this seems like a

33:42

pretty rational stuff. You're

33:45

not going to be on top forever. Nobody is

33:47

and you're not going to have power forever

33:50

over the people that you have

33:52

power. Things change very quickly, as

33:55

you can see. Imagine

34:00

waking up in

34:03

a camp, drinking

34:05

raw milk, and listening to

34:07

the sound of Robert F. Kennedy's voice on

34:10

the speaker, because the camp will

34:12

have a system. Good

34:14

morning. Good

34:17

morning. Good

34:21

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40:31

a lot of space between himself and

40:33

the really pro-life advocates that

40:35

favored a national abortion ban. Trump

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said he's not for that. He's gonna leave it up to states.

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40:45

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40:47

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40:49

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completely understand that. I'm not minimizing that. I'm

40:54

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40:58

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41:01

or focus, or even a minor goal or

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focus. I think he's

41:05

gonna try to reignite kind

41:11

of the criminal spirit of America.

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of the criminal gangster

41:22

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a negative way, but

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in a positive way, in a fun way. In

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a fun way where you find a wallet

41:32

on the ground and you take

41:34

a little bit out before you return

41:37

it. That's what we

41:39

need. That's what we need.

41:42

We need you to find a wallet on the ground to

41:44

take a little bit out and then give it back. That's

41:47

the United States. And then stand there and get the

41:49

accolades for returning it. Because

41:53

maybe the person doesn't realize it. You

42:00

realize that you took 50. Take

42:02

50. Take 50.

42:06

That's why the Trump campaign won. Because

42:10

Kamala was like, if you find a wallet on

42:12

the ground, it's probably

42:14

owned by a trans person. And

42:17

you go, okay. And then Trump's like, just

42:19

take 50 and bring it back. Don't

42:23

steal the whole thing. And

42:26

that resonated with America. And

42:28

that resonates with me because you know why? Because I

42:30

found it. I found it. I'm

42:33

not fucking with the cards. I'm not stealing

42:36

your identity. I'm taking 50 or 20. And

42:41

then I'm gonna give it back to you. Okay.

42:45

Kamala didn't get it. She didn't understand.

42:47

She has a fundamental misunderstanding of what

42:49

motivates the American people. It's not my

42:51

fault. But Trump understands it. Because if

42:53

you find a wallet on the ground, take

42:56

a little bit for your trouble. Take

42:58

a little bit for your trouble. Turn

43:02

it in. And then when they say, thank you so

43:04

much for returning my wallet, go, you're welcome. And

43:07

you go, you're lucky I found it. You gotta

43:09

say that. Gotta say, you're lucky I

43:11

found it. Lot of scum out

43:13

there. And then you take that 50.

43:18

And sometimes they'll even hit you off. They

43:20

might say, take something for your trouble. You go, no, no, no, don't

43:22

worry about it. But take it. Now

43:24

you got 75. That's

43:27

the economy. Maybe

43:30

I'm simplifying it a little bit, but that's kind of it. That's

43:32

pretty much it. That's all there

43:35

is. So

43:37

I don't think people should be

43:40

irrationally angry about this.

43:44

I know Thanksgiving's coming up. People are gonna be

43:46

upset. People

43:48

are gonna be upset. I'm going to handcuff members

43:52

of my family. And at gunpoint, we

43:56

are going to listen to Robert F. Kennedy's

43:59

book. the real Anthony Fauci. Go

44:05

under their head like this. At

44:10

the Center for Disease Control, I

44:12

hope they let RFK loose. I

44:15

hope they let RFK loose. I

44:19

hope he executes the

44:21

CEO of YUM Brands on

44:24

national television. I

44:27

hope RFK uses the military to

44:30

close down pizza huts because

44:32

they're using fake cheese. The

44:35

most interesting thing about the next four years

44:37

might be letting RFK loose.

44:40

Just let him loose. Put

44:43

RFK and Roseanne on a tank

44:45

and let them go through the

44:47

countryside. That's what we wanna see. That's

44:51

what we need to see. Just

44:54

RFK completely untethered. Go

44:57

get him, Bobby, Trump says. Go

45:00

get him. RFK's just

45:02

in the Entenmann's factory. Deporting

45:07

immigrants. Throwing

45:09

pound cake on the floor.

45:11

This is poison. It's poison.

45:13

You're killing people here. Why

45:16

are you killing people? He

45:19

just goes in. He asks like a 19 year

45:22

old hostess at Chili's. Why are

45:24

you killing people with a triple

45:26

dipper? Do you know what's

45:28

in the triple dipper? But

45:32

that's our country now. And

45:34

there's nothing wrong with that. It's pretty fucking

45:37

exciting. And

45:39

I, listen, get a normal

45:42

person, get a Josh Shapiro. Go build

45:44

a Clinton machine around Josh Shapiro or

45:46

something like that, as Barry Weiss said

45:48

the other day. Leave

45:50

the identity politics to the

45:52

side. Nobody cares. Stop

45:55

elevating the craziest people anyone's

45:57

ever seen. You

46:00

can't, can you, can you have a meeting

46:03

over there and just say you can't be,

46:05

you know,

46:08

non-binary and

46:10

have green hair and be 400 pounds and

46:13

be like annoying and be a

46:16

communist and be a vegan and

46:18

be somehow in Hamas, you have

46:21

to pick one, pick one.

46:24

Please. You have

46:26

to pick what you can't be all of the things.

46:30

People are not gonna get on board with that.

46:32

People just, people don't want to

46:34

deal with it. Stop

46:37

catering to people's need

46:39

to feel like

46:42

they are revolutionary all the time.

46:44

You're not a revolutionary, okay? You're

46:47

drinking a smoothie. You're an idiot.

46:50

Enough. You

46:52

know, I'm telling you, they have

46:54

to elevate normal people, sane

46:56

people, that people get

46:58

it. People go, okay, you know? And

47:02

the whole thing with the Gaza thing, it's like what it

47:04

common in really, why did she pick

47:06

that guy, Walsh? If that guy was,

47:08

I thought that guy was gonna come and be like, get

47:11

out there in that Kefia scarf and, you know,

47:15

I thought he was gonna do that, but he didn't do

47:17

any of that. He's like, Israel has a right to defend

47:19

itself. Then what's he there for? If

47:23

I thought, she didn't pick Shapiro, she

47:25

picked the guy, Walsh. I'm like, all right, Walsh is gonna

47:27

come out. He's gonna have his wife

47:29

and a burka, and they're gonna start screaming about the Jews.

47:31

He didn't even do that. I

47:33

thought that's how she was gonna try to win Michigan.

47:35

He didn't even do it. That

47:38

idiot talked about football, but you could just look at

47:40

them and go, they're not gonna be in the White

47:42

House. You look at Doug Emhoff, you go, you're not

47:44

gonna be in the White House. You

47:47

look at Tim Walsh, you go, you're not gonna be

47:49

in the White House. It's just not gonna happen. Doug

47:52

Emhoff, one of

47:54

the strategies that the campaign had was

47:57

for Doug Emhoff to eat. Jewish

48:01

food with Alex

48:03

Edelman on

48:07

Instagram. I

48:09

like Alex, but that was

48:11

their strategy for the campaign,

48:13

is for Doug Emhoff to

48:15

define Yiddish terms like phaklempt

48:17

and spilkes. And

48:19

Alex would go, what's spilkes, Doug?

48:22

And he'd go, and spilkes. And

48:25

they sit there and they eat egg

48:27

salad and they thought that truckers from

48:29

Pennsylvania were going to enjoy that. They

48:33

got some guy in West

48:35

Virginia or fucking Wisconsin

48:37

was going to go, you know

48:39

what, this is good content. This

48:42

is good content. I want to watch

48:45

Jews eating food. Is

48:47

there any way to watch Jews eating food? Please.

48:51

That's what we need. Please.

48:55

God, I want to see some Jews eating

48:57

food. That was a campaign strategy. You've

49:00

got Oprah up there, whose John

49:02

of God, Oprah's spiritual advisor, was

49:05

popped for human trafficking. P

49:08

Diddy, who was the get out the

49:10

vote guy, was popped for human trafficking.

49:13

And you got Oprah up there talking

49:15

about if you don't vote, it'll be the last

49:18

election. You'll never be able to vote again. Where's

49:20

John of God? What

49:23

went on with the schools? You

49:25

set up a bunch of schools. I

49:28

don't understand. Were the

49:31

girls from the schools getting trafficked by

49:33

John of God? Has

49:35

anyone asked you this? Can

49:38

anyone sit her down? By the way,

49:40

the future of America, every

49:42

single person you've ever had respect

49:45

for will end up being

49:48

involved somehow in human trafficking.

49:51

I don't know how this happened. Every single

49:53

person you've ever had respect for, it will

49:56

be human trafficking. It doesn't matter who

49:59

doesn't matter who. I'm telling

50:01

you, it's just either they

50:04

will be human trafficking or like their

50:06

best friend will be human

50:08

trafficking. There's nobody

50:10

who's not one or two

50:12

degrees of separation away from

50:16

human trafficking, apparently. She

50:19

got Oprah up there and

50:22

she's saying, if you don't vote, if you have

50:24

Beyonce, you have Taylor Swift, by the way, who's

50:26

like the biggest celebrity on earth. Taylor

50:29

Swift is probably one of the most famous recognizable

50:31

people on earth. She's texted this

50:34

phone because it used to be owned by someone

50:36

named Janina, who was a big donor, I guess.

50:39

Maybe not a big donor, but somebody to

50:41

judge. So Taylor Swift has texted me about

50:43

13,000 times about Kamala Harris. Taylor

50:47

Swift is the biggest celebrity endorsement

50:49

any politician can get. It didn't

50:51

work. No one cared. Didn't

50:54

matter. No one gave a shit. No

50:56

one gave a shit about Oprah. Nobody cared

50:58

about George Clooney. Nobody cared about any

51:00

of these people. Nobody

51:03

cared about any of these people because

51:06

people are sick of it. People

51:09

are sick of it. They

51:11

know George Clooney doesn't get

51:13

them. How

51:16

stupid would you have to be to think

51:20

that George Clooney had your best

51:22

interest at heart when

51:24

you're waiting to get discounted food

51:26

from the church? Is

51:30

that comforting when you're on a line to get

51:32

discounted food from the church? Who

51:36

Taylor Swift, a

51:38

trillionaire, thinks you should vote for?

51:42

And all these people are like, well, the women are going

51:44

to come out because of abortion. Apparently

51:46

not. Apparently a more

51:48

salient issue is food.

51:52

Who can afford food? That's

51:55

apparently a more salient issue than

51:58

abortion. But

52:00

they're imagining that these women with

52:03

children and a husband who are

52:05

waiting in line at a food bank are

52:08

getting a text from Taylor Swift and these women

52:10

go, God, I wanna feed my

52:12

kids, but what I really wanna do right now

52:14

is have an abortion. I

52:17

just wanna have an abortion, I'm

52:19

hungry. Mommy, we're hungry, shut up!

52:22

I wanna have an abortion! I've

52:27

been in this, I've been

52:29

in traffic for half hour! Mommy,

52:32

we're hungry, why

52:34

are the interest rates so high? I imagine

52:36

they're very smart, the kids. Why are the

52:38

rates so high? Shut up!

52:42

Your mother just got a text from Taylor Swift

52:44

and Taylor made a good point. And

52:46

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52:48

abortion. That's

52:50

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52:52

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52:58

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what Taylor Swift imagines going on out there.

56:12

That there are these women and they're trying

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their hours have been cut at work and

56:19

their ability, they don't have

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56:24

class people and they

56:26

maybe don't have a college degree

56:28

because those are worthless now anyway.

56:30

And by the way, all these

56:32

Democrats going like, well, the college

56:34

educated people voted for Kamala and

56:36

the uncollege educated people voted

56:39

for Trump. And it's like, well, that's a great

56:42

way to win support. That's

56:44

a great way to win support. And by

56:46

the way, I have a lot of people

56:48

in my family that have graduated college and

56:51

I've never seen them at the Rolls Royce

56:53

dealership and I've never seen them anywhere. So

56:55

not to be a cunt about it, but

56:59

shut the fuck up. No one gives a

57:01

shit about your liberal arts degree faggot. No

57:03

one cares, okay? You're a bro-co. You

57:05

live in a little box in Brooklyn, you a

57:07

bro-co. Understand me? You're just

57:09

a bro-co. So

57:11

don't, no, we don't give a, there's a

57:14

producer here, this sweet guy's like, what is,

57:16

but I will say this, but

57:22

it's true. You can't brag about having a

57:24

college degree. It's not 2004, okay? No

57:29

one cares if you have a college

57:31

degree. Bad baby is a bank. The

57:35

woman who threatened her mother on Dr. Phil

57:37

is a bank. She made 80

57:39

bill on the fans, or 80 mil

57:41

on OnlyFans. But the point is, and I'm not

57:43

saying go on OnlyFans and get pushed out, which

57:46

I don't even know if she does. We're off track. The point

57:48

is this, don't brag

57:51

about having a college degree. It does not

57:53

make you intelligent. Some of the dumbest people

57:55

I know have graduated college. What

57:58

is college proof? You can go get

58:00

drunk. for four years you scumbag? What

58:02

does it prove? Doesn't

58:04

mean anything. It proves

58:08

you can go to some assembly where a

58:11

lesbian who got shot in Iraq talks? Who

58:13

cares? I'm bored. No

58:16

one cares you went to college anymore. You

58:18

people are clinging to status symbols yet to

58:20

have it mattered in 20 years. I'm

58:23

educated. You're

58:30

educated? What the hell are these people

58:32

educated about? So here's

58:34

what I'm saying. And I'm just saying this and I'm

58:36

being, I think, positive. I'm

58:39

saying you have to stop condescending to people. You

58:41

have to stop talking down to them. You have

58:43

to stop telling them their concerns about the country

58:46

are invalid. You have to stop thinking that you're

58:48

better because you happen to go to a college

58:51

for four years and get a degree.

58:53

Who gives a shit? That

58:55

makes you smarter than anyone or

58:57

better than anyone? Think that makes

58:59

you a better person because you're

59:01

a dismarmy and you're

59:04

some pseudo intellectual who thought

59:06

nothing about anything? You

59:08

don't know anything about how the country's run you moron.

59:11

What do

59:13

you, if you did, you wouldn't

59:15

have gotten walloped the way you did. You just

59:18

lost. So take some time to

59:20

lick your wounds, drink some raw milk, listen to

59:22

Roseanne, listen to RFK. They will lead the way.

59:26

Learn to love yourself. Sit ups in the morning, pushups at night. When

59:31

you are laying there on your little mat and you're looking

59:33

up at the cell, be

59:39

grateful, be gracious,

59:41

be humble. Don't be angry. I

59:45

know a lot of people who've gone to prison, they've

59:47

emerged truly amazing people. And

59:51

when the sentence is over, because it will end, everything ends. And

59:56

you will walk out and you'll be let out back into general popularity.

1:00:00

And you taste that fresh air,

1:00:02

and you see that blue sky,

1:00:05

and you're tempted to take your grubby little

1:00:07

mitts and grab your phone and

1:00:09

say something. Just remember, remember that

1:00:11

little room where

1:00:15

you learned to be a good person. I'm

1:00:19

kidding, of course.

1:00:29

It's a joke. Many of you will be angry. It's

1:00:32

not my fault. It's

1:00:34

not my fault. It's not the Yvonne's fault. It's

1:00:36

not Andrew Schultz's fault or Joe Rogan or the Nelk Boys

1:00:38

or Aiden Ross or anything or Boston with the boys. I

1:00:40

don't really even know what that is, but I know it's

1:00:42

huge. But it's nobody's fault. It's

1:00:45

not Dana White's fault. It's not RFK's

1:00:47

fault. It's not anybody's fault. It is your fault.

1:00:49

It is your fault. It

1:00:52

is your fault because you suck. That's

1:00:55

why. That's why it happened because

1:00:57

you were condescending. You were dismissive.

1:00:59

You were rude. You

1:01:01

thought that you were going to compel

1:01:03

people to agree

1:01:05

with you by abusing them, denigrating

1:01:08

them, starving them, making

1:01:10

them desperate, making them fearful. You made the enemies.

1:01:12

You did it. No one else

1:01:14

did it. You did it. You

1:01:17

did it. Understand? So now you have to

1:01:19

live with it and you have to figure out how

1:01:21

to not do it again or you keep doing it.

1:01:23

I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. It doesn't

1:01:25

matter to me, but it is a completely crazy

1:01:28

way to process this.

1:01:34

And any comedian that's angry

1:01:36

that other comedians had

1:01:38

a politician on that they

1:01:41

don't agree with, get to work.

1:01:44

Get to fucking work and do your fucking job.

1:01:46

It's a hard job. Go

1:01:49

and get attention. Go

1:01:51

and have people give a shit about what you're doing

1:01:54

and stop taking it out on those of us who figured out

1:01:57

a way to do that. It's

1:01:59

not our fault. It is not

1:02:01

our fault. Everything

1:02:04

is available. The sky's the limit. The internet's

1:02:06

big. There's a lot of room for you.

1:02:08

Do you work? Do you do

1:02:10

anything? Or do you get high all day

1:02:13

and shake your fist and go, you angry?

1:02:16

Okay. It's fine. Doesn't

1:02:18

matter. Doesn't matter. Get to

1:02:20

work. All these people that

1:02:22

are angry, that are pissed off, get to work. Go

1:02:25

start your own Joe Rogan experience. Good luck. Stop

1:02:30

being a cunt about it. Inform

1:02:32

on your friends and family and put them in jail. If

1:02:40

you want to figure out how to get through the next four years, inform

1:02:43

on your friends and family right now and put them

1:02:45

in prison. Put

1:02:48

them in a reeducation camp. Tell

1:02:50

us where we can find them. Not

1:02:53

us, not me, but you know, I

1:02:56

can pass a message along perhaps. That's the way to

1:02:58

do this. It's the only way to do it. The

1:03:00

only way to do it is to figure out who

1:03:02

the problems are and give them a chance

1:03:05

to say they're sorry. But

1:03:12

it's not my fault. It's nobody's fault. It's your

1:03:14

fault. It's always your fault. When

1:03:16

you lose really, for the most part, you

1:03:21

haven't communicated. You haven't provided

1:03:24

something that people care about. It's no one's fault, but

1:03:26

yours, you can get mad. And all

1:03:29

the people that are so mad at Rogan are also texting me going, can

1:03:32

I perform at the mothership? Who's the

1:03:34

booker at the mothership? Can I talk

1:03:36

to the booker at the mothership? Can

1:03:38

you, all of these people that are

1:03:40

publicly angry are privately desperate. And

1:03:43

they're privately texting and going, can I perform here?

1:03:46

Can I do that? Oh, there's so many right

1:03:48

wing people in common. Do you know the book?

1:03:50

Can I get the number of the booker? I'm

1:03:52

going to be in all. There

1:03:55

are so many demonic fascists. I'm going to be

1:03:57

in Austin in January. Is there a way that

1:03:59

you can do that? that I could perform, the

1:04:01

fascists have taken over. Is there someone

1:04:03

I could email or send a tape to? Stop,

1:04:06

we all know, we're all

1:04:08

embarrassed. Inform on your friends and

1:04:10

family now. Inform

1:04:12

on your friends and family now. But

1:04:16

it's not gonna be bad, like you think. I

1:04:19

have heard the jails are going to be fun. That's

1:04:25

what I've heard, and I believe it. And

1:04:28

let me quote someone who I like,

1:04:31

but I think we

1:04:34

won't hear from much anymore. When

1:04:40

you're in the camp, and

1:04:42

there will be physical punishments in the camp, because

1:04:47

obviously people are, there is gonna be fighting,

1:04:49

it's jail, still jail. Still

1:04:54

jail. And there

1:04:56

will be programs where you can work to

1:04:58

get a lighter sense from what I've heard.

1:05:03

Building casinos or buildings. You might

1:05:05

be building buildings. How

1:05:07

cool is that? You

1:05:10

used to be an editor of a magazine

1:05:12

and now you build buildings. Pretty

1:05:15

cool, I think so. And

1:05:18

as you are out there and you're working with

1:05:20

your hands and you're building buildings, you're doing construction,

1:05:22

I want you to remember

1:05:26

this quote that I've

1:05:28

always found very instructive. Hard

1:05:31

work is joyful work. Doesn't

1:05:35

that sound nice? Hard

1:05:38

work is joyful work. And as you sit in

1:05:40

that cell, and as you look at

1:05:43

that bleak kind of, because you're not all gonna

1:05:46

be nice in cells. And

1:05:48

it's a little bleak, and as you look at the concrete, I

1:05:50

want you to let them, I want you to go, don't let

1:05:52

them steal your dry. Don't

1:05:55

let them steal your dry. They

1:05:57

can't, they can't take it from you. So

1:06:00

that's, That's it, again, I don't think it's a

1:06:02

big deal. I think we're gonna have a, it's

1:06:04

gonna be fine. I think if you

1:06:07

are angry and upset about this election, you're going

1:06:09

to rebound and you're going to be fine. I

1:06:11

think the biggest adjustment for

1:06:13

you will be to the life in

1:06:15

a re-education camp or prison. But

1:06:18

I don't think that's going

1:06:21

to completely destroy your thing.

1:06:23

I think it'll be fine. I

1:06:26

think it'll be fine. So I leave you with a

1:06:28

few words of wisdom and inform on your friends and

1:06:30

family members now. Let everyone know

1:06:32

where they are and

1:06:35

be gracious. Be

1:06:37

gracious in defeat, be gracious. There's nothing, we didn't

1:06:39

talk about much. I thought we were gonna talk

1:06:41

about more. We have articles, who cares? It doesn't

1:06:43

matter. Doesn't matter. This was a

1:06:46

PSA. This is a public service announcement to everybody

1:06:48

who was angry about this election and inform on

1:06:50

your friends and family now. It's

1:06:53

not, this

1:06:55

is something, and I want people to feel better about this.

1:06:59

We're helping them. They're being helped.

1:07:03

They're being helped. Okay? They're

1:07:06

being helped. So

1:07:09

what I will tell you

1:07:12

is this, positive thinking. Huge.

1:07:17

If you're upset. We

1:07:19

will list all the hotlines and the help

1:07:22

lines that you

1:07:24

can call, but the most

1:07:26

important hotline. If

1:07:28

you're upset, the

1:07:31

most important hotline, it's not the

1:07:33

suicide hotline. It is

1:07:35

the hotline to inform on

1:07:38

your friends and family members

1:07:40

right now. Get ahead

1:07:43

of it. Good luck.