America’s a mess and no one is excited about any of our choices in the upcoming 2024 Erection. So, we stepped forward to proffer a solution. We arrived at one, but there were bumps along the way. Even though we all three agree on the basics, somehow we figured out a way to disagree on the almost blasé and noncontroversial subject of the Palestine Genocide. Voices were raised.

Other topics include: Trump, Biden, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, JD Vance, Israel, Hamas, Watches, Pronouns, Cloned Engineered Meets, Gaza, MAGA, Make America Great Again, Mitch McConnell, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Assassination, Old Age, Total Eclipse, Dementia, and of course Lesbianism, but nothing about Ukraine. Remember them? #sad