0:07

What you did? Okay,

1:19

and and

1:22

you know

1:24

usually you

1:26

know, we've

1:29

done this

1:31

before with

1:34

this has

1:36

been a

1:38

thing Okay,

1:40

and and

1:43

you know

1:45

usually But

1:47

sometimes it's just

1:49

not possible Okay,

1:51

I'm drawing my best

1:54

So instead of it being

1:56

the regular Valley cast it

1:59

is a live one that

2:01

you can experience live on

2:03

twitch. TV slash the Valley

2:06

Folk but also you're watching

2:08

it not live if you're

2:11

watching it on the Valley

2:13

Folk channel. So but the

2:16

cool thing is is that

2:18

if you're catching this live

2:21

okay come close if you're

2:23

catching this live then you're

2:26

participating in a live valley

2:28

cast. to

2:31

play some quip lash and that's a

2:33

fun game to play with you guys

2:35

because some of you guys are silly

2:37

Billy gumdrops and some of you aren't

2:39

and that's funny too and fun and

2:41

good too oh by the way Jesse

2:43

still well will be joining me for

2:45

quip lash as well as you boys

2:58

So, um, okay, well,

3:00

yeah, well, yeah, well,

3:02

let's get Jesse in

3:04

here. Okay. Hi, Valley

3:06

Folk. How are you

3:08

buddy? I'm pretty good,

3:10

man. I'm okay. I'm

3:12

pretty good. I'm pretty

3:15

good. I'm pretty good.

3:17

I'm pretty good. I'm

3:19

pretty good. I'm okay.

3:21

All right. Little Storm

3:23

Cloud said my brothers

3:25

had me play repo

3:27

with them and it's

3:30

pretty fun. That's what

3:32

I keep hearing. Bethany

3:34

says mee mee mee

3:36

and Faroque says, oh,

3:38

oh, oh, oh, oh!

3:40

That checks out. So

3:42

I saw the mines

3:44

crash, crap. How was

3:47

it? Well, there was

3:49

some silly moments. Jennifer

3:51

Coolage. is a national

3:53

treasure and we must

3:55

protect her at all

3:57

costs. All right, let's

3:59

play a game. Yes.

4:01

This is all get,

4:04

should this all be

4:06

in the Valley cast?

4:08

I don't know. Okay,

4:10

here comes the code.

4:12

For those of you

4:14

that wanna play, quip

4:16

lash. The code is

4:19

coming now. Good luck.

4:21

All right, let's play

4:23

some Jackbox. That's why

4:25

you're here anyway. You

4:27

know, you're here to

4:29

watch my fat fucking.

4:31

Flap about shit. I

4:33

need there to be

4:36

a new quip lash

4:38

already. This one feels

4:40

really old. Oh, Ralph

4:42

got in there. Ralph's

4:44

barf. Ralph barf. Oh,

4:46

remember that horror movie?

4:48

Yeah, where Ralph's barf?

4:51

Dude, I think there

4:53

might be a new

4:55

quip lash. I missed

4:57

the Dream Warriors, too.

4:59

I don't know bears.

5:01

This is me too.

5:03

It was a flash

5:05

in the pan Yep,

5:08

it was ships in

5:10

the night because there

5:12

was just a perfect

5:14

worldwide Oops, that made

5:16

that easy to do

5:18

Ralph played barf Okay,

5:20

we're at, oh shit,

5:23

it's time for us

5:25

to go. Okay, so

5:27

we're gonna, there's gonna

5:29

be a bit of

5:31

silence here for you

5:33

listeners, but we're getting

5:35

some funny answers in.

5:37

And guess what? I

5:40

made the countdown timer

5:42

a little longer for

5:44

people to not worry

5:46

about. Maybe it's too

5:48

long, we'll find out.

5:50

Right now, ab to

5:52

this, we'll be right

5:54

back. Um, geez. I

5:57

think I would go

5:59

into one that says

6:01

as seen on Silence

6:03

of the Lambs. myself.

6:05

Absolutely. The one that

6:07

says your mom would

6:09

offend me and I

6:12

would never go in.

6:14

So I chose. I

6:16

like that. I chose

6:18

the silence of the.

6:20

Oh, yeah, I fucked

6:22

out. I chose the

6:24

one I would want

6:26

to go in. What

6:29

would you call your

6:31

antisocial your antisocial network?

6:33

But face or stop

6:35

fucking talking. Oh, that's

6:37

good. I like stop

6:39

fucking talking. SFT. Dude,

6:41

I posted something hilarious

6:44

on SFT. You want

6:46

me to make that

6:48

app real quick? No.

6:50

No. Believe it or

6:52

not kids are going

6:54

crazy over these barf

6:56

trading cards Listen, I

6:58

grew up in a

7:01

time where barf trading

7:03

cards were pretty cool,

7:05

and I'm talking about

7:07

his male gaze brother.

7:09

So barf boys Barf

7:11

brothers Oh Yeah, Chris

7:13

Farley such an surprise

7:15

treat in Kona. Sorry

7:18

Minecraft you can't win

7:20

them all Some player

7:22

named themselves Minecraft What's

7:24

a cute nickname for

7:26

your butt? Big woofy

7:28

or little slippery? Wow,

7:30

in the two ends

7:33

of the spectrum there.

7:35

Yeah. Ralph says I

7:37

still got barf trading

7:39

cards. My favorite barf

7:41

card was Nautious Nelly.

7:43

I can't remember. They

7:45

grossed me out pretty

7:47

bad. Yeah, they're gross.

7:50

They were definitely gross

7:52

and when my mom

7:54

like got a good

7:56

close look at one

7:58

she for them in

8:00

the home ever again.

8:02

The worst thing about

8:05

being really really sexy.

8:07

The huge ding dong.

8:09

Or humping. Well what

8:11

just does being really

8:13

sexy mean you have

8:15

a huge ding dong?

8:17

No. Because the because

8:19

sometimes being sexy doesn't

8:22

involve a ding dong

8:24

at all. Barf. And

8:28

I think everybody else agreed.

8:30

If you can see like

8:32

the outline of the ding

8:34

dong, people usually come in

8:36

on it. Ralph said, remember

8:39

when the Terminator came up

8:41

with the name Woofie for

8:43

a fake dog's name? Yes,

8:45

I do. What's a good

8:47

name for a dating app

8:49

for lawyers? High bar or

8:52

pre-nuppies? Yeah. You

8:56

can have a huge

8:58

dung and be ugly,

9:01

just look at porn

9:03

hub. Okay, let's go

9:05

right now. What's the

9:07

link? I can't go

9:09

to porn hub anymore,

9:11

because North Carolina... You

9:13

got in trouble? North

9:15

Carolina, I've done let

9:18

you go there anymore.

9:20

And there's no way

9:22

around it. So? It

9:24

would be terrifying to

9:26

have a painting of

9:28

blank above your bed.

9:30

Jesse with life eyes?

9:32

Or my dad? Wow,

9:34

I really love both

9:37

of these. What is

9:39

life eyes? I have

9:41

to ask. That's like

9:43

an album named for

9:45

the 2010s. There was

9:47

a Stevie Knicks album

9:49

called Life Eyes. Yeah.

9:51

It's going to be

9:53

insulting if I use

9:56

Jesse with life eyes,

9:58

lands, tied up. Guess

10:00

everyone else knew what

10:02

life eyes were. A

10:04

lighter, more romantic sequel

10:06

to crime and punishment

10:08

would be called petite,

10:10

larceny, and spanking or

10:12

ass and titties. And

10:15

may I say the

10:17

titties is spelled T-I-D-D-I-E-S,

10:19

if that sways your

10:21

vote at all. That's

10:23

my preferred way to

10:25

spell it. Me too.

10:27

Even to my dad.

10:31

North Carolina is full of

10:33

virgins, I guess as I

10:35

don't know bears All right,

10:37

very good petite larceny and

10:39

spanking Very good Oh is

10:41

yeah, wait is life eyes

10:43

like what Ralph said where

10:45

there's like a painting with

10:47

a hole for eyes and

10:49

you can see someone's eyes

10:51

behind the painting Yeah, that's

10:53

good. If that's what it

10:55

is, that's good. Hey, good

10:58

job pooch is in the

11:00

lead pooch I

11:03

can't wait to play the spell

11:06

brigade for a little bit, Jesse.

11:08

Yeah, man. I'm stoked about repo

11:11

also, to be honest, because I

11:13

hear good things. Okay. I know

11:15

nothing about it. Time for us

11:18

to write our funny things, so

11:20

everybody relax. Just listen to the

11:23

cool circus music. Life, I is

11:25

like the Home Depot skeleton. Oh,

11:27

right, it does say life eyes,

11:30

doesn't it? The Helm Depot skeleton,

11:32

like, like the description of it,

11:35

says it has life eyes. Very

11:37

good. I'm sorry Felicia, I didn't

11:39

give you enough credit for that,

11:42

because I didn't realize what that

11:44

was. But now that I do,

11:47

I give you more credit, and

11:49

that's funnier. I wish I had

11:51

chosen it. Just kidding. An original

11:54

theme for an escape room, outhouse,

11:56

or your mom's friend's house. Your

11:58

mom's friends have outhouse like a

12:01

toilet like you crawl into

12:03

a toilet that'd be pretty

12:05

cool actually like you go

12:08

into an outhouse and it's

12:10

got like a whole like

12:12

you go downstairs and then

12:14

there's like a whole haunted

12:16

house that's like poop themed

12:19

there's like poop monsters in

12:21

there yeah my mom's friends

12:23

were nice I would have

12:25

stayed but it would be

12:28

weird to be stuck in

12:30

there The worst part about

12:32

having Tom Hanks as your

12:34

mortal enemy, you don't have

12:37

a friend in him or

12:39

Chet Hanks. Fuck. That's great.

12:41

Damn, that's really funny. And

12:44

true. Damn, I got a

12:46

god damn crick in my

12:48

neck. Oh now, are there

12:51

fishing it? I fucking hate

12:53

it! I

12:59

was playing with my

13:01

friends, it'd be an

13:03

easy win. Don't get

13:05

a touchdown or hang

13:07

dong. Nobody said hit

13:10

your girlfriend. Damn, I,

13:12

I, yeah. I honestly

13:14

was like, I need

13:16

to be careful in

13:18

this answer. If I

13:20

was playing with my

13:23

friends, it'd be an

13:25

easy win. Yeah. Because

13:27

we're degenerates. That's true.

13:29

All right, what are

13:31

you garing? We're re-garing.

13:33

Oh my goodness. Damn,

13:36

just barely beat pooch

13:38

on that one with

13:41

hang dong. The main

13:43

attraction of the worst

13:46

opening ceremony in Olympics

13:48

history. Either Hitler snorting

13:51

Coke off Ava Bronze

13:53

titties with D's. T-I-D-D-I-S

13:56

or two big hairball.

13:58

Huh. So there was

14:01

like a giant cat or

14:03

there was a cat hocking

14:06

out of hairball? I mean

14:08

truly if there was a

14:11

Hitler snorting Coke off Ava

14:13

Braun's titty's main attraction of

14:16

an Olympics, that would be

14:18

the worst opening ceremony in

14:21

Olympic history. Yeah. So truly.

14:24

Oh, the audience? Uh,

14:27

twice now the audience.

14:29

That screwed me. Titties

14:31

with a double D.

14:33

If you don't have

14:35

a dog, why do

14:37

you have that dog

14:39

house? Cat or sexual

14:41

purposes? I don't kink

14:43

shame, so... Sexual is

14:45

incredibly misspelled. That's true.

14:48

But I think it's

14:50

a bonus. It's

14:53

spelled how

14:56

drunk people

14:59

would say

15:01

it My

15:04

cat your

15:07

cat can

15:10

live in

15:12

a dog

15:15

house Yeah,

15:18

why not?

15:21

I'm gonna have my mom.

15:23

Damn, that's really funny. Those

15:26

are both really funny guys.

15:28

Great job. My mom was

15:31

a Marlboro Minthels gal. Let's

15:33

see how it went. Looks

15:36

like packing Newport 100s is

15:38

the winner! Absolutely. All right,

15:41

check this out. That's a

15:43

great answer. Bears is doing

15:46

good this round. Is the

15:48

biggest perk of living in

15:51

a cave? You think? Is

15:53

it the cell reception or

15:56

the darkness hides the piss?

16:00

So you would prefer

16:02

no cell reception in

16:04

a in a cave

16:06

and You think that

16:09

would be a perk

16:11

of living in a

16:13

cave would be no

16:15

cell. I mean some

16:17

people like to disconnect

16:19

and and would would

16:21

not would like to

16:23

not be tied to

16:25

their Phone so I

16:27

understand that nice work

16:29

Jesse What's the name

16:31

of a boy band

16:33

from the 1890s? Thine

16:35

direction or syphilis? Spelled

16:37

with a bunch of

16:39

wise. Pretty good. Both

16:41

pretty good. If I

16:43

can say myself. Oh

16:45

man, didn't kill with

16:47

syphilis. I was a

16:49

fan of thine direction.

16:51

Thine direction is good.

16:54

Ralph says I'd wear

16:56

a civilist shirt. All

16:59

right, let's see who's

17:01

in the lead Pooch.

17:04

Oh bears is in

17:06

the lead with Minecraft

17:08

and Jesse Yeah Okay,

17:11

so we got three

17:13

separate responses to write

17:15

out is that what

17:18

that is? Yes, okay.

17:20

What are three things

17:23

that usually happen only

17:25

happen after 3 a.m

17:27

Gramlins can eat, 301am,

17:30

302am, or hungy, thirsty,

17:32

and then quote, thirsty.

17:35

I don't disagree that

17:37

something that only happens

17:39

after 3am could be

17:42

301am or 302am. Me

17:44

neither. I don't disagree

17:47

with that. It's ban.

17:49

It's ban. Bizzles.

17:55

What does

17:57

it mean?

18:01

Wow, okay nice work

18:03

Ralph Ralph Ralph from

18:05

puke too The three

18:07

things you demand of

18:09

any lover Head torso

18:12

legs or ham hand

18:14

and kissers I like

18:16

kissers if you are

18:18

East Coast do you

18:21

not feed gremlins after

18:23

three? There's a whole

18:25

scene in part two

18:27

Where they're arguing like

18:29

they're having an argument

18:32

about the rules and

18:34

it's really funny and

18:36

they're just like This

18:38

is how ridiculous it

18:41

is All right You

18:43

can watch that again.

18:45

I don't I don't

18:47

remember Oh, that's a

18:49

good VR night movie

18:52

All right. I took

18:54

the I took it

18:56

on that one. It's

18:58

not your worst nightmare

19:01

until there's blank blank

19:03

and finally blank Jumbled

19:05

clown noises, room temperature

19:07

yoga, and your dad's

19:09

dick. Or, it's not

19:12

your worst nightmare until

19:14

there's blunt rotation, kid

19:16

rock, and Ted Cruz.

19:18

What's wrong with the

19:21

blunt rotation? Those two

19:23

people in it. Well,

19:25

blunt rotation, oh, well,

19:27

okay. If it's a

19:29

blunt rotation with those

19:32

two, then, okay. All

19:34

right, okay The twins

19:36

from Terminator starring woofy

19:38

A Disney Plus show

19:41

down Jesse. I'm the

19:43

only one that voted

19:45

for your comment. I

19:47

got killed If it

19:49

pictures worth a thousand

19:52

words, what three words?

19:54

Dutch our last sale

19:56

fee say Desperate, nervous,

19:58

red bull. What does

20:01

ungainly mean? Ungainly, I

20:03

understand ungainly... I don't

20:05

know what Turgid is.

20:07

Turgid is... Ungainly would

20:09

be like, well, because

20:12

like, take the word

20:14

gain. Isn't Turgid like,

20:16

uh... Turgid is hard?

20:18

Yeah. So you're hard

20:21

and flaccid. I just

20:23

liked how it flowed.

20:27

Okay, who's the winner? Who's

20:30

the winner? It's Minecraft, great!

20:32

When the whole week can

20:35

get the big box office

20:37

numbers and beat this little

20:40

stream on Jackbox. That's a

20:42

bunch of... That's a bunch

20:45

of horse shit. Yes. All

20:47

right, let's get a new

20:49

game going. All right, here

20:52

comes the code. And

20:58

it's funny to me.

21:00

It's a funny code.

21:02

Do you think that's

21:05

funny? He's my favorite

21:07

rapper. I had a

21:09

four-digit ice cue number

21:12

back in the day.

21:14

You remember your ice?

21:16

E-Q? All right, everybody's

21:19

in. Welcome, Luigi, Cherry,

21:21

Anna Borshin, Kavfai, Big

21:23

D Devido, and Jay

21:26

Jay, as well as

21:28

Jesse. Okay, let's go.

21:30

Time for a new

21:33

game. Who's gonna win?

21:35

You're done a guess.

21:37

As good as my

21:40

guest. My guest. Okay,

21:42

my guest. Got my

21:44

answers in. Not to

21:47

brag, but I was

21:49

pretty fast. But that

21:51

doesn't necessarily mean that

21:54

that's going to translate

21:56

to a win. No,

21:58

sir. or whatever's in

22:01

between. Okay, the absolute

22:03

dumbest question to pose

22:05

in Yahoo answers. How

22:08

to kill the president.

22:10

What is the Earl

22:12

for Google? The URL

22:15

for Google, for those

22:17

of you that say

22:19

it that way. Hmm.

22:22

Hey Daniel DeVito that's

22:24

okay if you're not

22:26

funny because sometimes not

22:29

funny answers are funny

22:31

too All right first

22:33

one because I don't

22:36

want to get deported

22:38

It's coming with in

22:40

the lead first point

22:43

You did a cafe

22:45

fee something to gladly

22:47

pay $45 for a

22:50

dozen agies or good

22:52

hot hands Cult

22:56

creature first time chatter

22:58

says I voted for

23:00

Google so I'm not

23:02

on a watch list

23:05

Yeah, dude Whoa split

23:07

you see Danny you

23:09

see Danny DeVito What

23:11

do most raw shock

23:13

tests look like to

23:16

you my mom being

23:18

eaten by a python

23:20

or ET and address?

23:22

Those are both pretty

23:24

good I like the

23:27

absurdity of the first

23:29

one and the second

23:31

one is straight up

23:33

pandering. It sure is.

23:35

Everyone loves it. But

23:38

it's also absurd. Boom!

23:40

And sometimes it will

23:42

destroy you. I got

23:44

fucking crushed. That's a

23:46

quip lash. What's the

23:49

best way to dress

23:51

up? a pair of

23:53

cargo shorts. Some fresh

23:55

timbs. With pH or

23:57

necktie through belt loops.

24:00

Damn, those are so both

24:03

good. The second one is

24:05

legitimately something I would do.

24:08

That sounds like a good

24:10

look. We love Fresh Timbs.

24:13

That's the scariest thing that

24:15

could pop out of your

24:17

birthday cake. Damn, I wish

24:20

I had gotten this one.

24:22

Your last aborted fetus. Okay.

24:25

Or a lot of people.

24:27

Okay, your last aborted fetus.

24:30

Okay. I'm just channeled Elliot

24:32

on that one. Elliot would

24:35

have been like oh, okay

24:37

Like he would have been

24:40

offended by it Did they

24:42

mean like a glitter bomb?

24:45

Yes It isn't called sex

24:47

in honest relationships. It's called

24:50

making truth or it's called

24:52

making noise Both good hard

24:55

to choose This

24:58

cake kind of tastes

25:00

like a lot of

25:03

people I swear I

25:05

was just thinking yesterday

25:08

that making love sounds

25:11

weird Hey, why do

25:13

babies head smell so

25:16

good being in a

25:18

lady or good seasoning?

25:21

I saved the lady

25:24

seasoning when I was

25:26

born. What's the sexiest

25:29

dessert? Is it ass?

25:31

Or lady fingers? Hmm.

25:34

Isn't that an actual

25:37

dessert? Ass? No, lady

25:39

fingers. Hmm. Isn't that

25:42

an actual dessert? Ass?

25:44

No, lady fingers. Hmm.

25:47

Yeah. Someone tried to

25:50

answer it, like the

25:52

way you should. Yeah,

25:56

I'm gonna I'm gonna

25:58

reward him for it

26:00

is is clever because

26:02

it is a real

26:04

food but it's also

26:06

kind of cheeky. I

26:08

rewarded him for it.

26:10

Okay. Ding dong. Yes.

26:12

Cassino Scunt Ralph, Ding

26:14

dong would have been

26:16

pretty good. Jay Jay

26:18

and Big DeVido are

26:20

in the lead. Great

26:22

job guys. Pretty funny.

26:24

Ass is always cheeky.

26:27

Okay, double points in round

26:29

two. Did you ever play

26:32

you don't know Jack Jesse?

26:34

Oh, yeah, I loved it

26:37

I used to get all

26:39

the PC versions like they

26:41

would be on hell a

26:44

sale at comp USA I

26:46

loved all that shit That

26:49

was like that. I also

26:51

love cash cab you remember

26:54

that oh, yeah, I do

26:56

remember cash cab what description

26:58

of a dessert would also

27:01

make a good drag queen

27:03

name? Fruitie beard man or

27:06

moist meat? Hmm I would

27:08

have ruled at cash cab

27:11

Yeah, man. I always, I

27:13

was like, how do you

27:16

get picked up by the

27:18

fucking cash cat? Where do

27:20

I got a bee? You

27:23

probably got no producer. Oh

27:25

God, an abortion took it

27:28

with fruity beard, man. Anaborsion.

27:30

Dad, by blank is uncommon,

27:33

except in Florida. Death by

27:35

penis, iguanas, or death by

27:37

carbs. What is it? Hey,

27:40

I got a question. What

27:42

is penis iguanas? And why

27:45

not peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut?

27:47

Hey, I've got a quick

27:50

question. What is penis iguanas?

27:52

I don't know, but I

27:55

voted for it. Poetrying their

27:57

best. Hmm.

28:00

That's very funny since

28:02

it's so bad. It's

28:04

so like, it's grammatically

28:07

terroristic. If you like

28:09

penis, it's grown us.

28:11

Get caught in the

28:13

rain. Wow. Nice work.

28:15

Yeah. Yeah, I did

28:18

it. I got one.

28:20

Oh, what's the name

28:22

of Steve's signature dance

28:24

move. That's me. Endless

28:26

hornhong or the moon

28:29

run? Time to pick

28:31

the one you like

28:33

best. What is the

28:35

moon run? Was that

28:37

like a pick, a

28:40

quip? Oh maybe. Like

28:42

what is the moon

28:44

run? Safety. Zaragogo, that's

28:46

pretty good. Endless two-step,

28:48

very good Raja knows.

28:51

Raja knows. Moonwalk but

28:53

fast. Damn Luigi! Luigi

28:55

got shafted. That's like

28:57

Close enough. Close enough.

28:59

What real leprechons say

29:02

about how they appear

29:04

in pop culture? They

29:06

don't give accurate size

29:08

of our Cox or

29:10

DEI is bad for

29:13

society. I was like

29:15

DUI. Damn, I don't

29:17

see it enough I

29:19

guess to remember it.

29:21

Remember what it is.

29:24

I love that for

29:26

you. I wish I

29:28

could see it less.

29:30

What's this 3D fantasy

29:32

adventure game? Oh, this

29:35

3D fantasy adventure game

29:37

is so real you

29:39

can actually kill a

29:41

small child. Or come.

29:43

Both pretty clever answers.

29:46

Yeah, this is hard.

29:48

This is hard. It

29:50

got those, it got,

29:52

it got, it both

29:55

got it. What's an

29:57

extraterrestrial's honest assessment of

29:59

Dodrick? Blip

30:01

Lord blip why is

30:03

spaka fucking hippie or?

30:05

Overrated to be honest

30:08

Is anybody get my

30:10

hippie joke? You know

30:12

a little pantry? Is

30:14

anybody get my hippie

30:16

joke? You know what

30:19

that's from Steve? That's

30:21

from Star Trek 4.

30:23

Oh, okay. I didn't

30:25

see it. Yeah, you

30:27

probably like it. It's

30:30

bananas. Hey, how did

30:32

I get the guy

30:34

at the kayak rental

30:36

place to say yuck?

30:38

Just keep it. Poop

30:40

and pee, classic, or

30:43

absolute paint job. Huh?

30:45

Pardon? What? What now?

30:47

Is that like vodka?

30:49

Or is it like

30:51

pooping? Giving in

30:53

an absolute paint job. Oh,

30:56

yeah, it could be booping.

30:58

Ryan says no one has

31:00

seen Star Trek 4. How

31:02

about Ryan? You don't know.

31:04

Got up Ryan. I bet

31:06

some people saw it. Gotta

31:08

have saw it. Watch it

31:10

in VR on my birthday.

31:12

My hug turned me into

31:15

a Trekke during the pandemic.

31:17

That's crazy. I've been trying

31:19

to turn me into a

31:21

Trekke for years. It'll never

31:23

work, it's too boring. I

31:25

need more jokes. We're taking

31:27

yourself too seriously, you fucking

31:29

stick up your ass. Okay,

31:31

time for more questions. All

31:34

right, I don't love these

31:36

answers. Ryan says... Star Trek

31:38

is like the Panera bread

31:40

of sci-fi. I couldn't answer

31:42

this prompt like I wanted

31:44

to. Yeah! Yeah,

31:46

all right here we go.

31:49

What are the three steps

31:51

required to bake the worst

31:54

loaf of bread? Don't turn

31:56

the oven on pour ingredients

31:59

straight in don't open oven

32:01

ever again Get pregnant, have

32:04

abortion, smear the blood like

32:06

it's icing. Oh wow, that's

32:09

fucking horrifying. Is that true?

32:11

Hey that's fucking horrifying! Hey

32:13

guys, real quick that's horrifying!

32:16

All right, Cherry. What are

32:18

three things to put on

32:21

your wall to show how

32:23

mainly you are? A picture

32:26

of abs? A poster of

32:28

Jennifer Love Hewitt? Or come?

32:31

And then no answer. So

32:33

that one just wins. Thank

32:36

you very much. Quitlash. How

32:38

about a quitlash for me?

32:40

The three ours of a

32:43

successful fast food franchise. Milkshakes

32:46

and Little Kisses. Real

32:48

eyes, real eyes, real

32:51

lies. And only one

32:53

of them understood the

32:55

assignment. That assignment sucked.

32:57

Zero hours in the

33:00

out answer, says Ralph.

33:02

None of those started

33:04

with ours, says Raja

33:07

Knows. Yeah, it is

33:09

a little funny. It's

33:11

a little funny. Okay,

33:18

audience thought so too.

33:20

Audience thought it was

33:23

a little funny. Kids

33:25

are made of things

33:28

like sugar spice and

33:31

everything nice. What are

33:33

adults made of? Bugs

33:36

scump and microdoses. Mill?

33:38

That's it. What? What

33:41

is mill? That's

33:43

not even three things Peter

33:46

Pan Peter pants peed her

33:48

pants Okay That's okay cult

33:50

creature if you hated your

33:53

prompt sometimes people's prompt ain't

33:55

no good and you gotta

33:57

make the best of it

34:00

and I get that. I

34:02

hate that. I hate am

34:04

I prompt too. Okay well

34:07

it's the win, who's the

34:09

winner? Be Danny DeVito with

34:11

me in second place and

34:14

you know it's crazy because

34:16

D DeVito, Dady DeVito in

34:19

the chat said I don't

34:21

think I'm gonna be good

34:23

in this game Steve and

34:26

guess what? You did it!

34:28

You beat them! You beat

34:30

everybody! You did it! Your

34:33

real pros, pro! What a

34:35

pro! What an absolute pro!

34:37

Cherry got third, very good!

34:40

All right, well guys, that

34:42

is not the end of

34:44

the stream, but it is

34:47

the end of the valley

34:49

cast. So, I want to

34:51

thank Jesse Stillwell. for being

34:54

my guest, I guess. You're

34:56

very welcome. And I want

34:58

to thank everyone who played

35:01

quip lash with us, all

35:03

everyone who participated, very funny,

35:05

very funny jokes, somewhere a

35:08

little gross, okay? But but

35:10

great job everybody and for

35:12

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35:15

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35:17

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