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The missing child is Lucia
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Blix, nine years old. Please,
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let's her come back home
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safely. Thursdays. The kidnappers plund
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it meticulously. If money
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is what it takes to get her
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back, we're going to pay it. The
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secrets they hide. You can't talk about
0:17
this. You can't write about it. Are
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the clues. The mother's hiding something
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I know it. To find her.
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Tell me where she is. The
0:26
stolen girl. New episodes Thursday. Stream
0:28
on Hulu. What's
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up everyone? Welcome to
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the Wancho. We've got a
0:40
great show lined up here
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this week because... How
0:45
can Google unilaterally remove
0:48
my video about ad blockers,
0:50
but then run ads on
0:52
YouTube for ad blockers? This
0:55
does not make sense. This
0:57
is Chubaka. Chubaka
0:59
lives on Kashik. He does
1:01
not make sense. Also,
1:04
he makes credits. In the
1:06
news this week, Intel's having a
1:08
bit of a classic Coke moment,
1:10
where the new Intel CPU
1:12
is not nearly as beloved
1:15
as the old Intel CPU
1:17
that overheats and dies, which
1:19
is hard to deal with. What
1:21
else we got this week,
1:23
Mr. Luke? Oblivion! Oh my god, really?
1:25
Oblivion happened, it was remastered, Bethesda released,
1:28
there's more to talk about other than
1:30
that, but oh my, oh my goodness.
1:32
Everyone knew that was going to be
1:35
a topic of mine. I blew the
1:37
only one that I had for sure,
1:39
and other than that, I don't know.
1:41
They all kind of suck. Discord CEO
1:44
is stepping down. Whole load blown, because
1:46
it's like, you know, that reference and
1:48
also oblivion with the long
1:50
loading times. Oh. Loading Simulator
1:52
oblivion. The loading times are
1:55
pretty good now. The
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show is brought to today
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by Vessie, Squarespace, and Notion,
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and of course, as usual.
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Our rap partner, D-brand, our
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laptop, partner, Dell, and our
2:28
chair partner, Secret Lab. Let's
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talk about this. Google is
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apparently completely cool, with ad block
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advertising on YouTube. Are they cool
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with it or was it just
2:39
there? You know how you know how
2:42
when there's like an inflammatory thing
2:44
that you're reporting on? Yes Whether
2:46
you cause play as a journalist
2:48
or not you sort of just
2:50
have a moral you might say
2:52
Obligation to reach out and get
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the other side of the story
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so did we do so because
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that's just kind of basic human
3:01
decency I reached out to Google
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asking yo, what's the deal with
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all of these ads? that I'm
3:07
getting for this service called Pie.
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So this is this is Pie
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ad block, which I don't know
3:13
is maybe gonna get the
3:15
wann show freaking takedown by
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YouTube because you might remember this
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recently we did a video part
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two of D Google Your Life
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where we talked yes about the
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boogie man ad block and how
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to use it on YouTube. Okay,
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so I'm I'm showing this right
3:33
now. But the only reason I'm
3:35
aware of pie, Luke, is because I
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keep getting fed ads for it on
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YouTube. And talking to some of
3:42
the other writers here, they've been
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apparently getting a lot of ads
3:47
for pie as well. So let
3:49
me, let me, you know what, I'll
3:51
actually read the document that
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our writing team so
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graciously prepared for us. Do
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you recognize these people? this?
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Ah yes okay Mr. Jordan
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Block went and look
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at all this work
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he did for us
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boom he's got the
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people's intricate yeah here
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we go the
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people's internet okay so
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do you recognize any
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of these ads these are
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all ads for pie no
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okay well I bet you guys
4:27
do so far still no
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Only thing I see is I
4:31
have YouTube premium, oh for crying out
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loud. Yeah, I have YouTube premium, I
4:36
don't, uh... Well, I don't have YouTube
4:38
premium on my work account. Are these
4:40
the people that read ads for everything?
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Is that the point? Well, those are
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just, like, those are the, those are
4:47
the, those are the, like, the ads for
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the, like, the ads for pie. Oh, so
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it's basically asking if I've seen the
4:54
ad before? Yeah, yeah, I'm just asking
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if you've seen the ad before.
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No. Well, whatever. Honey co-founder, Ryan
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Hudson, is back with a new project.
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The pie ad blocker, which seems to
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be advertising absolutely
5:08
everywhere recently, including on
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YouTube. Google's ad transparency
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site shows that pie
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has approximately... 40 different
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text ads and 800
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different video ads active
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in Google ads when we
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checked earlier today. 800. Pi says
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that you can block ads and
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get paid, although the PiFAQ
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seems mostly concerned
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with distancing themselves
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from honey slash
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PayPal. This discovery on
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my part comes just seven
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months. after Google unilaterally removed
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our D. Google Your Life
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Part 2 video for violating
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YouTube's community guidelines
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as potentially harmful
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or dangerous content, which it
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turns out translates to telling
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people how to block ads
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on YouTube. So I reached out
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to YouTube and by my
6:03
standards very politely asked, what
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the fuck is this? I
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was a little frustrated
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by the experience to
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say the least. I basically
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said, hey, so what's the
6:16
deal with this? Like what
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is the policy distinction between
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me posting a video talking
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about ad blocking on YouTube
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versus an advertiser. paying for
6:28
positioning for their ad blocker on
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YouTube. And they basically went, oh,
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well, I don't know. You'll have to
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get me the ad ID of that ad.
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And I'm kind of sitting here going,
6:39
well, what does that even mean? Why
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does it, why does it matter? Why
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do you need the ID of
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the, like it felt like I
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was just being asked to jump
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through a completely unnecessary hoop. This
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is an ad for an ad blocker. So
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they have a domain. Presumably,
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you, Google, the entity, have an ad
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service that knows what the fuck domain,
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an ad that people click on, goes
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to, find one that goes to that
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domain and let me know. Right? Am
7:07
I missing something here? No. If it
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goes to this ad block, or just find
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anyone, I don't care, it doesn't
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have to be the exact one.
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Why does it? Is it irrelevant
7:17
detail? Anyway. We jumped through the
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hoop. Jordan, very helpfully, found me
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an ID, and also you can
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see, got that helpful little link that
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shows how many of these flip-in
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video ads they have running right
7:30
now, which Google could have easily done.
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They could have just gone and
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found that list and then shown
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me, responded, about any one
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of them. Basically, so I sent that
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over to them, and they're kind of
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like, oh, well, Google's divisions
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have a lot of separation. So
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ads have a different set
7:49
of policies compared to YouTube
7:51
videos. And there is currently
7:53
no policy against advertising an
7:56
ad blocker, even though that
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ad blocker appears as. content
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on fucking YouTube. What if,
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what if, what if, what
8:05
if, what if, you buy ads
8:07
for the Google Google Buy
8:09
your life video? Apparently,
8:12
that's kosher. What? So
8:15
making people watch it, it's
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more okay. That having it
8:19
be optional. If the
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content is bad, it's more
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okay if you make people watch
8:26
it. than if you make it
8:28
optional for them to watch. That's
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what is being communicated to me
8:33
personally. That's what I'm taking from
8:35
this. And yeah, yeah, CatOS points
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out that ads on YouTube videos,
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ads on YouTube are videos on the
8:42
platform, like in terms of how they
8:44
work on the back end. So you
8:47
100% can upload a video to
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YouTube that contains instructions
8:51
for ad blocking, as long as you
8:53
do an ad by against it. other
8:56
YouTube rules you can break? Like how
8:58
far can you take that? Because there's
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a lot of things that I could
9:03
think in Google ads that are
9:05
against YouTube terms of service.
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Chewy, our community, our community,
9:10
coordinate, I don't know what the
9:12
heck his job title is, but
9:14
whatever, he's cool. He says in
9:16
chat, if you stop paying for
9:18
the video to be shown as an ad,
9:20
will it then get struck down? I
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don't know. But it's
9:24
a good question. I just... Look, I
9:27
feel like this is one of those
9:29
times when people are gonna try
9:31
to find some gotcha. So let
9:33
me clarify my stance. I don't
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use ad blockers. That is a
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personal choice that I've made because I
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am a content creator and it
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would feel pretty hypocritical of me
9:43
to use ad blockers when I
9:46
am both aware of and educate
9:48
people on the impact that
9:50
it has on content creators.
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I do not and have never
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said, never use an ad
9:56
block or you fucking
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monster, horrible. I have never said
10:00
that, that has never happened. If you think
10:03
it happened, you imagined it, or someone lied
10:05
to you and told you that it happens.
10:07
That is the only... You said it to
10:09
me behind the scenes. That is the only
10:11
way that those things could have been
10:13
an experience that you had. We
10:15
have explicitly... provided instructions on ad
10:17
blocking before on our channel. We've
10:20
done a video on piehole. We
10:22
have the Google Your Life video.
10:24
We've discussed our histories as pirates
10:26
before we could afford to buy
10:28
things extensively on the WAN show.
10:30
So, no. The big controversy is
10:32
I said ad blocks piracy because
10:34
it is and some people got
10:36
butt hurt. That's pretty much what
10:38
it boils down to, but I
10:40
never said don't do piracy. I
10:42
never said put away your eye
10:44
patch and your trichorn hat. I
10:47
just said. Well, it's a form
10:49
of piracy. You're circumventing the payment
10:51
on the platform, therefore piracy. It's
10:53
kind of simple. It's actually
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really simple. So I'm
10:57
not upset that Google is
10:59
promoting ad blockers on a platform
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where I rely on ads. What I'm
11:03
upset about is the hypocrisy
11:06
that we are seeing from, and
11:08
I get it. Companies have silos.
11:10
You know, they'll have different policies,
11:13
they'll have different teams. There's
11:15
all these, there's all these
11:17
factors that I think people
11:19
who have never worked for
11:21
a larger company don't consider.
11:23
It is not surprising to me
11:26
that this happened. What is surprising
11:28
to me though is now that it's been
11:30
flagged that it is not just, oh,
11:32
duh, obvious that this should not be.
11:34
Because if your policy is...
11:36
that because of user
11:38
safety, potentially harmful or
11:40
dangerous content, that my video
11:42
showing people how to block ads
11:45
on YouTube was removed. Not
11:47
just they contacted me and
11:49
we had a conversation and
11:51
we agreed to take it down.
11:54
No, removed. And then they contacted
11:56
me. Actually, I think I've read
11:58
about it on Reddit. first I
12:00
don't I don't actually remember the
12:03
point is they just ripped the
12:05
video down so that's what
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happens there but if you're
12:09
running it as an ad well I
12:11
don't know it's a different team
12:13
I don't know what that doesn't make
12:16
any sense but hey they had a
12:18
good earnings call there they're out
12:20
power how many how many points
12:22
I can't remember and we've
12:25
got a couple other points here
12:27
it wasn't long ago 2023 That
12:30
Google sponsored a conference for ad
12:32
block developers and at least five
12:35
Google employees gave presentations At the
12:37
same time that YouTube was getting
12:39
more aggressive in dealing with ad
12:41
blocking. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me
12:44
that much Unique username says not
12:46
to be that guyliness, but I
12:48
don't think anyone ever used the
12:50
word piracy for what you described
12:52
So at least some confusion is warranted
12:55
IMO I'm sorry. I just actually
12:57
don't think it's that complicated
12:59
Right, like that's what we call
13:02
it. We don't call it
13:04
theft because if you don't
13:06
remove it or whatever, you
13:08
know, whatever the rationalization is,
13:10
right? Like if you don't
13:12
actually remove it from the
13:14
possession of the person who has
13:16
it, then it can't be theft.
13:18
I'm like, sure, okay. Like
13:21
it doesn't matter. It's all
13:23
semantics, right? Like that's the
13:25
whole point, is that it is
13:27
functionally the same thing. But is
13:29
it really not the point today? Because
13:31
I just don't care. I just don't care.
13:33
You do whatever works for you. And if
13:35
you have like a super guilty conscience
13:37
or whatever, and it makes you like
13:39
really mad when someone calls you out and
13:42
is like that's what you're doing, that's your
13:44
thing. You go deal with that. You talk
13:46
to your therapist about it, you talk
13:48
to your mom about it, you talk to
13:50
your friends about it. Or just don't care.
13:52
Or just don't care. Or go on team you
13:54
while you while you still can. While you still
13:56
can. And order a tricorn hat. and
13:59
an eye patch. That's also an
14:01
option. Yeah, I think a lot of
14:03
people are dusting them off right now.
14:05
Oh, I like dude, big time. Dude,
14:08
did Netflix just raise pricing again? I
14:10
didn't, I feel like that is a
14:12
statement. I could say that any time.
14:15
Question and answer, that is permanently
14:17
true. Yeah. Uh, we should. Okay,
14:19
I sent you this. You should have an
14:21
LTT eye patch. It's a pretty good
14:23
idea. That's actually a really good
14:25
idea. Dan. Can you send it
14:27
to the corn hat? And then
14:29
you get, if it's a combo, then
14:31
you get them at a lower price.
14:34
And if you steal them from us,
14:36
you get it for free. Which, I
14:38
mean, it's sort of. That's kind
14:40
of how that works. That kind
14:42
of goes without saying. A group
14:44
that did a price increase in
14:46
a way that I think was
14:48
really cool recently, and I
14:50
sent to you was dropout. Remember
14:53
that? Yes. Dropout. Why
14:55
is my thing not working?
14:57
Oh, it's dropout.TV. I was
14:59
doing dropout.com. Anyways, they had
15:01
a video on it and
15:03
you can tell they did
15:05
something right here when the
15:07
video on them increasing their
15:09
pricing was like very well
15:12
liked and the comments are
15:14
really positive. Yeah, it was
15:16
like one minute long too. It
15:18
was really short. Basically, they
15:20
were just like, yeah, we're increasing pricing, but
15:22
it's only for new people. Here we go. Price
15:25
changed warning. Two minutes. But I watched it at
15:27
1.75, so it probably took me a minute.
15:29
Yeah, it's so short. Vlog Brothers respondents just charged
15:31
me more, Dork, and people liked it. This
15:33
comment, you know when you have something special,
15:35
when an announcement that you're raising your prices,
15:38
has an overwhelmingly positive comment section. And it's
15:40
legit. And it's because they did it did
15:42
it did it in a cool way. Well,
15:44
they didn't even do it in a cool
15:46
way. They just did it the way it
15:48
should be done in it. And everyone else
15:50
sucks. Yeah. I think it was, yeah, it
15:53
goes up for new customers and it goes
15:55
up for returning customers. So if you canceled
15:57
and are coming back and it went up
15:59
as well. I will do you one better. Our returning
16:01
customers keep their existing pricing. But
16:03
we might have to change that at some point.
16:06
That probably doesn't make sense forever. Because someone's returning
16:08
from 2017. Yeah. Are they really a returning customer?
16:10
I think the way that YouTube defines a new
16:12
viewer to the channel is 90 days. It's either
16:14
90 days or 30 days or something. I wouldn't
16:16
mind having a buffer. That seems reasonable. I think
16:18
a little buffer might be reasonable, but I think
16:20
if someone's coming back after a year or whatever,
16:22
they can just... Clearly they're doing the thing where
16:24
they buy for one month download everything Then cancel
16:26
and then watch it and that's fine But then
16:28
they can pay you can pay full price They
16:30
can pay a couple dollars more. Yeah, it's not
16:32
gonna kill them I just want to point out
16:34
because like again We we talk about how there's a lot of to
16:36
point out because like again We talk about how there's there's a lot
16:39
of negative news. I just want to point out because like again we
16:41
we talk about how there's there's like again We talk about how to
16:43
point out because like again we talk about how to point out because
16:45
like again. I'm not to point out there's like we talk about how
16:47
to point out because like again. I'm not to point out. I'm not going to
16:49
point out. I'm not to point out. I'm not going to point out. I'm like
16:51
we talk about how to point out. I'm like we talk about how to point
16:53
out. I'm not going to point out. I'm not going to point out. I'm like
16:55
we talk about Again, I can't make
16:57
this clear enough. At no
16:59
point in time. We have
17:01
literally made videos on how
17:03
to do what you're doing.
17:05
We've talked about the benefits.
17:08
We will probably continue
17:10
helping you. We will. We will.
17:12
We will. We're talking about
17:14
it right now. We're talking about
17:17
it right now. We're talking about
17:19
it right now. I am mad
17:21
because my video on de-gooling
17:23
your life, which included... This
17:26
the wrong way. I choose not
17:28
to use them. That's a personal
17:30
choice. You choose to use
17:32
them for whatever reason you like.
17:34
And that is your personal
17:37
choice. And that's a legit
17:39
reason. And it's piracy.
17:41
And I don't care. And you shouldn't
17:44
care either. If you don't care.
17:46
Yeah. That's it. It's okay. You
17:48
know what? You don't need to
17:50
talk to your therapist about
17:52
it anymore. I will do that
17:54
for you. We're going to take
17:56
whatever parasocial relationship we had and
17:59
just try. We're going to turn
18:01
it up to 11. Oh man.
18:03
All right, our discussion
18:05
question on this topic
18:08
is, why didn't you
18:10
warn us about pie,
18:12
Linus? Yeah. Why didn't I?
18:14
Why didn't you? Why didn't I?
18:16
Honestly? Dispointed I don't click on ad
18:18
so I don't I didn't know what
18:20
it was I just I just could
18:22
tell that it was an ad blocker
18:24
so I call I basically got mad
18:26
at YouTube I was super suss because
18:29
this is the first time I've ever
18:31
heard of this yeah and they say
18:33
get paid and I was immediately like
18:35
oh what's going on so they say
18:37
browse you got to read the whole
18:39
line browse ad free with pie ad
18:41
block and earn cash rewards for the
18:43
ads you choose to see I read
18:45
some credit threads real quick and
18:47
stuff. Isn't this just brave? I
18:49
think it's kind of like
18:52
distributed brave, I think. You can put
18:54
it on other browsers. I found
18:56
this interesting. Featured by Google,
18:58
verified by Google. Can you,
19:00
okay, go to the actual chrome store
19:02
though, is it actually, is that real?
19:05
That looks like an image. I don't
19:07
think that's even, I don't think that
19:09
even pulls like, like, from the API
19:11
or anything. I did, not play store,
19:13
what am I doing? What am I
19:15
doing? What am I doing? What are
19:17
you doing? It's right here though, it
19:19
found it anyways, good job Google. It
19:22
didn't say featured on here. Oh okay.
19:24
But it does have a lot of
19:26
ratings. It does have that number of
19:28
ratings though. Yeah. They have a
19:30
good record. I thought this was
19:32
interesting. They flagged themselves as
19:34
a non-trader. A trader? What's
19:36
a trader? So I had to do
19:38
a bunch of research on this a
19:40
while back because we had to flag
19:42
float plane as a trader. But I
19:45
think that's because we receive
19:47
payment. They don't receive payment,
19:49
but if they are sending payment, I
19:51
feel like they would still be a
19:53
trader. And I feel like they're
19:55
trying to get away from this
19:58
because it notes on the end.
20:00
there. What if they're sending
20:02
payment but they're not
20:04
sending any to Russia or
20:06
China are they still a trader?
20:08
Yeah, definitely. Yeah, T-R-A-D-E-R to
20:11
be clear. And it says
20:13
for consumers in the European
20:15
Union, please note that consumer
20:17
rights do not apply to
20:20
contracts between you
20:22
and this developer. Chat knows
20:24
what I want. Where's my ding?
20:26
Oh. I'm
20:29
like conditioned now. I'm the dog. I
20:31
need my I need my I need
20:33
my dang. Yeah. I'm sorry. I missed
20:35
your joke. I didn't think it was
20:37
really like a joke. I wasn't
20:39
listening. You're playing on the
20:41
word traitor. Yeah, but it
20:44
was just like that's classic.
20:46
That's classic thing. Classic thing.
20:48
Classic thing. Classic thing. You
20:50
got a makeup thing. Dan
20:53
knows. Let's go. Oh, that
20:55
feels good. I took that
20:57
from you. Okay, what are
20:59
we supposed to be talking
21:02
about? What are you even
21:04
talking about? Oh, traders, right?
21:06
Trader, Trader Joe. Sorry, Dan's
21:09
sake, I'm sorry I took
21:11
that from you. Okay, sorry.
21:13
Oh man. Extremely
21:16
normal employee boss
21:18
interactions. Oh yeah.
21:21
Jordan says, as soon as I
21:23
started writing this topic, we couldn't get
21:25
a Piad to come up no matter
21:27
what we tried. Is Google watching the
21:29
Wandaq? Hi Google. No, probably not, Jordan.
21:31
Probably they just paused their campaigns. Apparently,
21:34
I've watched a couple of like, I've
21:36
watched a couple of like videos that
21:38
I'm not sure if I was supposed
21:40
to watch about like how bigger organizations
21:42
who do a lot, like tens of
21:44
millions of dollars a year of this
21:47
kind of advertising work. And they are
21:49
like. cycling through creative, they're
21:51
like cycling through campaigns at
21:54
a rate that is, was
21:56
already back then, like unfathomable
21:58
to me. of the size of
22:01
the teams that would need to work
22:03
on this. And now that you can
22:05
have AI agents that would do this
22:07
kind of stuff, I'm sure that it's
22:09
10x, 100x what it was before. It's
22:11
pretty wild. So probably they just had
22:13
a campaign paused and they were working
22:15
on to changeover or something. This is
22:17
not a topic, but there's a
22:19
lot of really, really nefarious advertising
22:21
going on. Which is undisclosed
22:23
advertising with fake AI creators
22:25
talking about life change stuff. Life
22:28
changed. One that I
22:30
saw recently, are you
22:32
going through the change?
22:34
Do you have hair?
22:36
Yeah, yeah, it's very
22:38
new in places. I
22:40
haven't had it before.
22:42
It's a lot to
22:44
talk about it. That
22:46
would help. You are
22:48
the therapist now. Look
22:50
at me. Okay, anyways,
22:52
the one that I
22:54
saw was one account.
22:56
That was constantly it had it
22:58
was always women But they're all
23:00
different and it was clearly not
23:02
like a stories account These were clearly
23:04
just AI generated and it would talk
23:07
about how they they moved to this
23:09
new country to Get away from whatever
23:11
and this current one was like oh
23:13
I moved to the one that I
23:15
saw I think was I moved to
23:17
Poland I'm pretty sure to get away from
23:19
the Trump administration and I was happy with
23:21
all these different things and I learned that
23:23
by law you have to have a water
23:25
filter and my hair and skin has never
23:28
felt better and when I moved out of
23:30
the place that I was in I like
23:32
my water filter so much I was going
23:34
to take it and then my landlord said
23:36
why don't you just look up this brand
23:38
on Amazon and I was like wow what a
23:40
good tip. Und disclosed obvious ad.
23:43
at every single post from this one account,
23:45
because no one seems to look into
23:47
it or care. The comments, by the
23:49
way, the reason why I'm saying it's
23:51
so nefarious, the comments, by the way,
23:53
are all just fighting over political things.
23:56
Nobody's pointing out this is
23:58
clearly an AI-generated content. Did
24:00
you click on any of the commenters? Do
24:02
they seem to be human? I didn't
24:04
click on the commenters. But they were
24:07
all just fighting about, it's all,
24:09
pull it as this way because
24:11
of whatever, Trump, blah blah blah,
24:14
something, blah, blah, blah, whatever. It
24:16
was all just political fighting. I
24:19
was reading about how brain rot
24:21
seems to actually not be a
24:23
figure of speech. Like, you know,
24:26
how when our parents were kids,
24:28
they said that like reading fiction
24:30
was going to rot your brain,
24:33
but like, no, really. like scrolling
24:35
through shorts and stories and
24:37
whatnot seems to actually rot
24:39
your brain like they're they're
24:42
they're measuring very very different
24:44
cognitive outcomes for younger kids I
24:46
think we talked about this recently
24:48
but the the really remarkable thing
24:51
sort of having lived on the
24:53
internet for my entire adult life
24:55
has been watching The intelligence of
24:58
humanity go like this, and the
25:00
intelligence of bots go like this.
25:02
And I feel like we are
25:04
dangerously close to the meeting point,
25:07
or maybe even past it, where-
25:09
For certain members of society, I
25:11
think we're touching- Where the best
25:14
bots, or even a mediocre bot,
25:16
seems a lot- More like a rational
25:18
human being than a lot of
25:20
people I encounter online part of
25:22
the part of the problem There
25:25
needs to be two X speed
25:27
on tic-talk to double the brain
25:29
rot that already That hurts me
25:31
so much that causes me physical
25:33
pain Part of the problem is
25:35
that they're all wrapped up
25:37
in Human disguises I guess and
25:40
to have your deception detector running
25:42
100% of the time is not
25:44
a thing most people do They're
25:47
saying they're also saying that
25:49
Gen Z is supposed to
25:51
be the most gullible generation
25:54
ever Yeah, this is on
25:56
this on political basically
25:58
just talking through how
26:01
the sources of information
26:03
that they go to
26:06
are so full of
26:08
disinformation that they just
26:10
have no, some of them
26:13
obviously not all. You guys
26:15
watched the WAN show so
26:17
you know what's up. But
26:20
yeah, well, anyway, the point
26:22
is... Free Therapy! Let's go!
26:24
But these platforms are so
26:26
full of disinformation and the
26:29
test that they did was
26:31
apparently, it was about 3,000
26:33
students and they showed them
26:36
footage of like riders, or
26:38
not riders, sorry ballot box
26:40
stuffers and we're talking about
26:42
sort of election fraud and
26:44
voter fraud and of the
26:46
3,000 three of them correctly
26:48
identified that the footage was
26:51
not in fact from America
26:53
but it was from Russia.
26:55
point one percent there must
26:57
have been language in the
26:59
in the footage no no there wouldn't
27:01
be because it's just like
27:04
talking talking over it text
27:06
oh I don't know if you
27:08
show a ballot box there's gonna
27:10
be like writing on it or a
27:12
flag or something anyways anyway three
27:15
of them apparently thought to
27:17
like reverse look up or
27:19
Google it or just not take
27:21
it for granted I don't
27:23
know dude it's it's kind of
27:26
it's kind of scary and to
27:28
be clear I think that I
27:30
think that a lot of our
27:32
audience and as much as this
27:34
is sort of for a really
27:36
stupid reason I think a lot
27:38
of our audience is pretty well
27:41
trained to look for multiple sources
27:43
because for us choosing a component
27:45
for our gaming rig is like
27:47
really really important and
27:49
as as as as many problems
27:51
as there are is still somewhat
27:54
okay. Like, I don't think
27:56
it's, I don't think it's
27:58
been polarized. the same way
28:01
that political coverage has. There's
28:03
certain areas where I think
28:05
there's a lot of that. I
28:07
think on like the Apple versus
28:09
Android side, things have devolved into
28:11
the point where you can kind
28:13
of not even really have a
28:16
conversation. And it's not so much
28:18
that with consoles anymore, it's just
28:20
depression. Yeah, yeah. So I really am
28:22
not I'm not necessarily talking about our
28:24
audience here. I think I think that
28:26
not I think that I've seen a
28:28
lot of evidence over the years that
28:30
our audience is a cut above the
28:32
average YouTube you know commenter because I
28:35
read a lot of comments on our
28:37
channel I read a lot of comments
28:39
on other channels and I don't know
28:41
how to say this any more tactfully
28:43
than I that I'm about to
28:45
say it but you know, the
28:48
general population on YouTube is pretty
28:50
fucking stupid, right? Whereas there's
28:52
other than a few
28:55
outliers, it's usually pretty
28:57
well-reasoned discourse. on our videos by
29:00
comparison and I don't know if you
29:02
if you disagree then my own means
29:04
in salt our audience but the only
29:06
reaction that I had wasn't I'm just
29:08
their therapist I'm not their friend better
29:10
my reaction is that you're looking at
29:12
YouTube as a whole that might be
29:14
a better reflection of like society well
29:17
no I know that's that's exactly what
29:19
I mean yeah that's why I'm saying
29:21
like these these issues with a lack
29:23
of media literacy, not being able to
29:25
tell the difference between someone with journalism
29:27
credentials and someone who just claims that
29:29
they're a journalist every once in a
29:32
while, but doesn't demonstrate any of the
29:34
obvious care and attention to journalistic standards,
29:36
right? Like not being able to tell
29:39
the difference. I think the folks that
29:41
are over here can probably tell the
29:43
difference better than the general population.
29:46
Yeah. One thing that I've been wondering
29:48
about, I've actually been... thinking of
29:50
emailing, like trying to find a university
29:52
that has a, I don't know, psychologists
29:54
that might work on something like this and email
29:57
them and see if they'll get back to me,
29:59
but I, I. I genuinely wonder how much
30:01
of it is the physical repetition. Because
30:03
you know how like people that get
30:05
addicted to smoking, some of them will
30:07
need... a replacement for the physical
30:09
act of smoking. Not the nicotine. Yep.
30:12
And something that I've been wondering about
30:14
is all of these apps work the
30:16
same. Like, it's the infinite scroll concept
30:18
that you've actually pushed back on in
30:20
the past. But the infinite scroll concept
30:22
of like, you know, Facebook works that
30:25
way, Instagram works that way, Twitter works
30:27
that way, threads works that way, Tiktalk
30:29
works that way, everything works that way.
30:31
Everything is infinite scroll. You're trying to
30:33
get some product information, dude. Yeah. And
30:35
every website is designed to have to
30:38
scroll forever to find any information about
30:40
it. I genuinely wonder how much of
30:42
the addiction is just going like this.
30:44
Doing this forever. Well, because people that
30:46
will do this for five hours, which
30:49
is not that much of an exaggeration.
30:51
Like, like near idle games, where you
30:53
basically just like click a thing or
30:55
tap a thing or... So your brain is
30:58
barely functioning and you're doing some form
31:00
of physical input and people will talk
31:02
about how you come out of it
31:04
like in a haze. You don't even
31:06
remember what you were doing for the
31:08
last amount of time or whatever. So
31:10
like how much of that is the old TV
31:12
concept of clicking through the channels?
31:14
Like how much of this is literally
31:16
just you swiping your phone because it's
31:19
weird to me how ubiquitous it is.
31:21
There isn't any side-scrolling
31:23
one. They're all
31:25
the same thing. All the apps work
31:27
the same way. And when you're like,
31:29
oh, I should get off Instagram, and
31:31
you load up Twitter, then you go
31:34
do the same thing again, you're not
31:36
actually escaping because they all act the
31:38
same way. So they keep self-referencing. Yeah,
31:40
what is about sliding our finger that
31:42
is lower friction? than tapping our finger,
31:44
I mean figurative friction. By the way,
31:47
I want to make this abundantly clear.
31:49
Tinder is not the same. And Tinder
31:51
is not as popular. We're not saying
31:53
we're like better than other people. I
31:55
doom scroll. Loop doom scrolls. There's doom
31:58
scrolling. We get... We get... caught
32:00
in it too. We're just, take this for
32:02
what it is. Two fish, caught in the
32:04
net, talking to all the other fish in the
32:06
net, going how the fuck did we
32:08
get in this net and what the
32:10
fuck is up with this? I have
32:12
to keep, I'm very proactive about trying
32:15
to set up tools to help me
32:17
avoid it when I can. I will actively, like
32:19
if I notice it starts to get
32:21
bad with a certain app, I'll just
32:23
remove it from my phone completely for
32:25
at least a minimum period of time.
32:28
Sock, yeah, and you can, oh man.
32:30
See, I was thinking about this the
32:32
other night, what the market would be, because
32:34
it's the classic XKCD standards strip,
32:37
right? Like, why do so many
32:39
standards exist? Because everything else is
32:41
imperfect, and there's so many different
32:43
standards. We should just have one
32:45
that's like the one standard to
32:47
rule them all, and then you
32:49
just have an understanding, right? Okay,
32:51
so I was thinking, like, realistically,
32:53
the last thing the world needs
32:55
is another Android skin. But that video
32:57
on the light phone three that we
32:59
did recently which is Like that super
33:01
basic phone that just does calling and
33:03
text you can take pictures and send
33:06
pictures and that is it I got
33:08
like 700,000 800,000 views or something
33:10
like that. There's clearly interest in
33:12
dumb phones, but what people were really
33:14
frustrated by with that particular phone was
33:16
that like it's kind of useless like
33:19
you can't you can't pay for parking.
33:21
You can't You can't use it as
33:23
a digital wallet. You can't send Wi-Fi
33:25
messages, so you can't send
33:28
messages on WhatsApp or Facebook
33:30
passenger. Like it doesn't run
33:32
apps. And I was thinking,
33:34
like, if there was a
33:36
justification for a new Android
33:39
to exist, what's up? Oh, you got
33:41
a pie ad when you wanted to
33:43
look at the... Yeah, okay, there you
33:45
go. How many of you says that? I
33:47
can't remember. The video? 924. Yeah, even
33:49
more now. So people are clearly interested
33:52
in this. People care. I was thinking
33:54
that would be a justification for a
33:56
new skin of Android or for a
33:58
new handset maker to make. a
34:00
detox phone, but that actually has basic
34:02
functionality. So like one of the things
34:04
that you're talking about setting alarms for
34:06
like using apps. You can do that
34:09
on basically anything. You can say like,
34:11
oh, I want to limit my screen
34:13
time to one hour of this a
34:15
day or whatever. But as far as
34:17
I know, they all just let you
34:19
click add more. Yes, or dismiss or
34:21
whatever and another big problem that I
34:23
have is this sameness between the apps
34:26
So because you can't you can't do
34:28
like I'm gonna limit my social apps
34:30
to this amount of time So, okay,
34:32
what, do you do, like, five minute?
34:34
YouTube has scrollable shorts. Instagram has scrollable
34:36
shorts. Tiktok has scrollable shorts. And a
34:39
lot of creators upload to all of
34:41
them anyway. X has stuff. There's so
34:43
many different things. There's so many different
34:45
things. So much stuff. They've got so
34:47
much stuff. They're going to need more
34:49
than one X pretty soon. Three.
34:52
Three. Yeah. Here we go. So, you
34:54
know, what about that? You know, what
34:56
about a phone where you have to
34:58
have, you literally have to have an
35:00
accountability who. I would love it. Who
35:02
keys in a pin. And when you
35:05
said it, you actually cannot look at
35:07
Twitter again that day. Amazing. You
35:09
can't. Yeah. Period. Yeah. Because the
35:11
only solution for me was literally
35:13
to remove the apps from my
35:15
phone. Yep. So I did that with Twitter.
35:18
And Twitter's still off my phone. It's
35:20
been off my phone for quite a
35:22
while now. But the problem that I
35:25
have is like, I'll have a stupid app
35:27
because one person that I know that's
35:29
the only way that they communicate.
35:31
And then that app probably
35:33
does other crap as well. And
35:35
then I'll find myself just like
35:38
accidentally diverted and then, oh,
35:40
whoa, how long just went
35:42
by? And it's like, darn
35:44
it. So sometimes you can
35:46
avoid those things more easily
35:48
sometimes you can't It is what
35:50
it is, but yeah, it sucks. I
35:52
really want to figure out and
35:54
it would be it would be cool
35:56
to me if someone made a video
35:59
on it I don't know if it
36:01
makes sense to be an EltoT video
36:03
or not, but like, what is the theory
36:05
behind why this stuff is so
36:07
addictive? I know like humans are
36:09
generally addicted to information
36:11
and it's like absolute information overflow
36:14
to be able to just scroll
36:16
and there's new stuff all the
36:18
time. It's why scrolling on the
36:20
TV was popular back in the
36:22
day. But I think I think
36:24
there's a physical element to it
36:26
as well with the the actual
36:28
scrolling I know there's a common
36:30
perspective that comes up of like
36:32
oh, I'll just keep scrolling until I
36:35
find one more good one But then what
36:37
do what how do you define a good
36:39
one so then you end up just scrolling
36:42
forever? There's like there's all these
36:44
little concepts to it but it
36:46
would be interesting to to know because
36:48
I haven't personally seen addiction
36:50
is to stimuli not information I
36:53
think I
36:57
feel like we're going to get
37:00
in trouble because we're talking
37:02
about non-text stuff that we
37:04
don't know anything about, and
37:06
then people are going to be
37:08
like, you should have known every
37:10
single possible fact about
37:12
this again every time, by the
37:15
way. But I thought it was both.
37:17
But I don't know. Cool.
37:19
Why don't we talk about
37:21
whatever it is we're supposed
37:23
to be doing right now?
37:25
Let's do some announcements. to
37:27
give a massive shout-out to
37:30
our team at MIBC who's
37:32
been handling the shipment side
37:34
of the ship Storm. They
37:36
have managed to keep pace
37:38
with the unbelievable
37:40
demand that the free shipping
37:42
on orders over $150 LTT
37:45
store.com promotion has generated. Shout
37:47
out those guys. That is
37:49
why the shipstorm sale event.
37:52
has been able to be
37:54
extended because our concern as
37:56
I explained when we first
37:58
launched it. was that if we
38:01
didn't end it after a little over
38:03
a week, I think, was the original
38:05
time frame, they would be so backlogged
38:07
that we wouldn't be able to get
38:09
things over the border before that May
38:11
the second deadline when tariffs, I mean,
38:13
at this point, may, may not, they
38:15
could be this amount, they could be
38:17
this amount, who knows, but that was
38:19
the date that we were working off
38:21
of indicated that pricing would have to
38:24
go up quite significantly. Anyway, we
38:26
were worried that that would be
38:28
the last day we'd be able
38:30
to ship stuff out, but they
38:33
have kept up so incredibly that
38:35
not only are we extending the
38:38
ship storm sail event, but we
38:40
actually have some new things to
38:42
add to it. The power outlet
38:45
is apparently what we're calling our
38:47
B stock. So at the power
38:49
outlet. You can get a great
38:51
deal on open box and pre-owned
38:53
goods. That's a pretty good name.
38:56
We reduce waste. Everyone wins. So
38:58
we have open box backpacks. You
39:00
can get a brand new one,
39:03
but it's missing the box for
39:05
179 USD. No cosmetic wear. You
39:07
can get a used, like new,
39:09
with minor cosmetic wear. And used...
39:12
A grade with moderate cosmetic wear
39:14
and we've got, oh that one's
39:17
sold out apparently, oh okay, all
39:19
we have left is new boxes.
39:21
Well, the point is we... Classic
39:24
LTG store. Introduced that deal? Oh
39:26
boy, well hold on, there's got
39:28
to be more, right? Oh, there's
39:30
a used backpack between both of
39:33
you to show off. Well, we
39:35
should probably get this to the shipment
39:37
team so that they can put it
39:39
up for sale because apparently the rest
39:41
of them were sold out. Cool. The
39:44
least expensive tier apparently sold out really
39:46
fast followed by the like like new
39:48
tier the following day. Y'all blew us
39:50
away. We still have some new open
39:53
box ones available so you can save
39:55
about 70 bucks on a brand new
39:57
OGLT backpack. Here's a question. Just
39:59
note. These are OG backpacks
40:01
with either the old-style Caribbean
40:04
zipper or without Caribbeaners and
40:06
just regular YKK zips. Okay, sorry.
40:08
What is that, sir? It says boxless,
40:10
but I'm assuming it's still gonna
40:12
come in a box. I wouldn't
40:15
assume anything. Okay. It might come
40:17
in an envelope. Oh, really big one.
40:19
Wow. I don't know. I don't know. I'd be
40:21
impressed. I'm sure it'll get
40:23
there in one piece, and
40:25
if it doesn't contact support.
40:27
We also brought back mystery
40:29
screwdrivers. but with a twist. Basically
40:31
we're moving these screwdrivers so fast we don't
40:33
have time to pack them and also we're
40:36
in a hurry because tariffs because
40:38
we got to get them out before
40:40
May 2nd so we're giving you 20
40:42
bucks off if you buy a screwdriver
40:44
and included standard or knocked to a
40:46
bit set without the usual screwdriver box.
40:48
So that's what makes it mystery it
40:51
doesn't have a box. All mystery screwdrivers
40:53
will ship without a box. Look at that.
40:55
We don't have time to
40:57
pack these screwdrivers blah blah
40:59
blah also as a final
41:02
ship without a box. Possible
41:04
colorways are knocked to a beige
41:07
or knocked to a brown but
41:09
it is the same quality screwdriver.
41:11
Okay what else we got is
41:13
that is that it for? Is
41:16
that it for? Is that it
41:18
for? Big nerd gaming. Oh no.
41:20
We're pretty sure the guy on
41:23
the phone said beginner gaming.
41:25
But that's not as much fun
41:27
as what we thought he said. Big
41:29
nerd gaming. Which is big nerd gaming.
41:31
So we can click here and we
41:33
can see the design. I'm gonna be
41:35
big nerd gaming. Dude. Why is
41:37
Sarah such a Chad? Because this looks
41:40
awesome. Looks great. This looks so good.
41:42
We are ready to go. Well, we're
41:44
ready to go as soon as we
41:47
ship these out by June the 27th.
41:49
Yeah, all orders containing this are expected
41:51
to ship later. This is a print
41:54
to order shirt. But I'm super, super
41:56
exciting. I'm super excited. And finally,
41:58
oh my God. Oh. Oh my god. Cargo
42:01
pants are back in stock. Oh!
42:03
Cargo pants are back in stock!
42:05
Uh, yeah. So that's cool. Darn.
42:07
So we have different waist
42:09
sizes. We don't have another
42:11
end seam yet. So yeah, just the
42:14
one, I guess. Yes. I think at
42:16
some point we do want to add
42:18
another one, but still out of
42:20
luck for me. Just waist sizes for
42:22
now. We'll get there. Okay. I got
42:24
more shirts. I'm wearing one of my
42:27
new tall shirts now. I will get
42:29
pants eventually. With so many new deals
42:31
and items we've extended free shipping to
42:33
all orders over $150 until Monday, 10
42:35
a.m. Pacific time. This is likely going
42:38
to be the last time we can
42:40
extend this promotion since we need to
42:42
make sure that your orders get shipped
42:44
out and get over the border on
42:46
time. Make sure to take advantage of
42:49
these deals and the free shipping before
42:51
it's too late, especially if you're in
42:53
the US. You can find it all
42:55
at LTT store.com. Great work from the
42:57
team. Really pulled it together getting some
42:59
of these items Some of these restocks
43:01
up on the site. The big
43:04
nerd gaming was a Victor design
43:06
Was it? Oh, he did a great
43:08
job. Fantastic work. Oh, I I gave
43:10
credit to the wrong person. It was
43:12
so good. I thought Sarah did it
43:15
Wow, well that is a high
43:17
complement indeed Victor. It's good
43:19
stuff. You might call yourself
43:21
victorious Victoria's You
43:24
stole that from me? That's my
43:27
ding. You stole that from me?
43:29
All right. What are we supposed to
43:31
be doing now? I don't know.
43:34
I've had a merge message. Sure.
43:36
He's so sad. High deal. I'll
43:38
find like upgrade. We should explain
43:41
what merge messages are. Oh yeah.
43:43
I don't know what's going on.
43:46
I pirated your dig. No, because
43:48
I would still have it. You
43:50
stole it. No. You wouldn't download
43:53
a ding. merch messages whatever
43:55
just go on the store and in
43:58
the cart you can leave a merch
44:00
message, producer Dan will get it and
44:02
he will forward it to me and
44:04
Luke, or he will just not. It's
44:06
quite possible that he just won't. Yeah,
44:08
you get nothing. But you'll get your
44:10
order in the mail anyway. All right,
44:13
all right, hit me. Sure. High DLL.
44:15
I have finally upgraded my graphics card
44:17
from a GDX 970 to a 97XT.
44:19
Do you have any tips on an
44:21
open world game for single player? Best
44:23
regards from the middle of Sweden. It's
44:25
one Celsius outside. An
44:28
open world single player game. I
44:30
mean, okay. Sure, I'll bite. Play
44:32
freelancer. It's not gonna, it's
44:35
not gonna push your, not gonna
44:37
push your hardware, but it
44:39
is a great underrated game.
44:41
That's cool. I like that.
44:43
That completely runs out of gas
44:45
in the last 10% or so, because
44:48
they clearly ran out of budget. But
44:50
boy, is it a hell of a
44:52
ride up until that point. That's sick.
44:55
Super great answer. Super great
44:57
answer. Now we've got some
44:59
full plane announcements and a
45:02
couple others. And he's going
45:04
to say, how about oblivion
45:06
remastered? There you
45:09
go. Was that what you
45:11
were going to say? More
45:13
wind? Why not more wind
45:15
remastered? I don't know. If you
45:17
haven't played it before, it's
45:19
still good. Yeah, you could
45:21
do that. I think modern...
45:23
With the updates and stuff,
45:26
Cyberpunk is pretty sick. Try
45:28
that out. More announcement. Oh,
45:30
oh, just one? But no,
45:32
we can't do more announcements,
45:34
that's too many announcements, they
45:36
can't, announcements are like
45:38
half the doc, we're just gonna
45:40
have to come back to announcements
45:43
later. I think we're supposed to
45:45
do the flow plane one, we
45:47
can come back to the rest
45:49
of them later. Fine. If you're
45:51
a big nerd gamer. or a
45:54
beginner-gamer, get yourself an early screening
45:56
of Secret Shopper Part 2 on
45:58
float plane, which I am a... I'm about
46:00
to make live right now.
46:02
Why would we do this? I'm
46:04
about to make live right now.
46:07
No, no, no, no, no, don't,
46:09
don't, don't. It says don't
46:11
share your screen. It does?
46:13
Linus? Sorry. Please share
46:16
your screen. What? It says
46:18
share your screen. What?
46:20
It says to share my
46:22
screen and set the video
46:25
to public. Don't read this
46:27
out. Okay, this was supposed to
46:29
come out Sunday per our
46:31
48-hour early release advertisement However
46:33
beyond the editor and pluf
46:35
who owns a monitor that's
46:38
true pushed through and delivered
46:40
it for you guys now
46:42
Nice so be ahead of
46:44
the YouTube viewers as they have
46:46
to wait over 90 hours to watch
46:48
episode 2 Why did you want you
46:50
to share your screen when you do
46:52
things? I but I But are you
46:54
concerned about this? Yeah up
46:56
here Like why does that matter?
46:59
I just we've just never shared
47:01
this. It's probably fine. I've just
47:03
never thought about it or looked
47:05
at it Here's the float plane
47:07
CMS. I tried to cover it
47:09
with something and I was too
47:12
slow Just don't click anything else
47:14
do things here. How do things
47:16
here? How dare you? You want
47:18
me to click here? You want
47:20
me to click here? Yeah, just
47:22
don't how about legal agreement? No,
47:25
you want me to click there?
47:27
Joe says don't look. Yeah, there's
47:29
things you like everyone closed your
47:31
eyes. Things that would be a
47:33
major legal problem if you clicked
47:35
on them. I'm not going to
47:38
click those things. I know how
47:40
the CMS, Dan, give you my
47:42
CMS back. Okay, public. Boop. Why
47:44
take the risk? I don't know.
47:46
Life is about risk. Take risks
47:48
or be boring forever. That's
47:51
true. Boom. Save. Save. I
47:53
don't think that worked. Changes
47:56
saved? Oh, yeah, okay. Well, sure. You
47:58
don't upload things to the... Fullplane,
48:01
dude, I haven't done it in
48:03
forever. You know what? Haven't done
48:05
it in forever. Yeah. We added
48:07
the changes saved thing just because
48:09
people didn't trust us. Well, yeah.
48:12
It was you. Yeah, good. You
48:14
should. I want a fair feedback.
48:16
I want a confirmation that my
48:18
changes are saved. Nothing else is
48:20
good enough. I mean, if you
48:22
grade out the save. Then we
48:25
wouldn't have this problem because I
48:27
would click save and it would
48:29
stay great out. Yeah, but the
48:31
fade and then come back is
48:33
indicating that. No, but I haven't
48:36
changed anything. No, that's old. That's
48:38
old meta if that was ever
48:40
the meta. The current meta is
48:42
that I wouldn't be able to
48:44
save if I haven't made a
48:47
change. Yeah, things on the CMS
48:49
don't keep up with, does it
48:51
work? Yeah, people are saying it's
48:53
not live yet. It just went
48:55
live. Chewy says give it a
48:57
minute. Yeah, it just says give
49:00
it a minute. It's a global
49:02
thing. This is one of the
49:04
reasons why we don't want to
49:06
show. The same thing happens on
49:08
YouTube. Yeah. It's normal. Yeah, why
49:11
do you think 25 people type
49:13
first? Surely. If that other comment
49:15
was there, they would be smart
49:17
enough to not type first. Yeah.
49:19
But it doesn't show up for
49:21
them. Or they're dumb. Also not
49:24
everyone gets at the same time.
49:26
It has to... No, that's what
49:28
I'm saying. That's the... That's the
49:30
point. No, you said it doesn't
49:32
show up for them. Yeah. Oh,
49:35
I thought you meant the other
49:37
comments. Yeah. Because the other comments
49:39
also might just not show up.
49:41
Yeah. Because the comments and the
49:43
video are on different... He's all
49:46
cut up. He's all cut up.
49:48
Oh. We let people vote. We
49:50
let them buy the narcissist shirt
49:52
or the doesn't know shirt. I
49:54
wonder how many people would just
49:56
walk around with the narcissist shirt.
49:59
I feel like I'd have one
50:01
of those. I feel like if
50:03
like what's a brand that would
50:05
do this. What's some like really
50:07
expensive? Louis Vuitton would just have
50:10
a person just as a narcissist.
50:12
That's my point. I feel like
50:14
they would be an artist collab.
50:16
I feel like they might. There
50:18
is no way. But I feel
50:20
like it would be more like
50:23
a streetware brand. No way. Like
50:25
a streetware acts something collab where
50:27
it just said narcissist on it.
50:29
People are giving suggestions and float
50:31
plane shots. I don't know if
50:34
any of these are valid, but
50:36
they're saying supreme Blenciaga Blenciaga I
50:38
feel like would do it off
50:40
white Mark Jacob Be a microprint
50:42
and it would cost like a
50:45
thousand dollars a foot No, it
50:47
would just be made in China
50:49
and then they'll just tell everyone
50:51
that it costs a thousand dollars
50:53
already says Vetmos would do it.
50:55
I don't know. I don't know
50:58
any of who that is Because
51:00
I don't because I don't know
51:02
Nick owes you a email about
51:04
the shirts. Oh, does he? Yes.
51:06
Okay There's no way Kanye would
51:09
do it that would involve admitting
51:11
that he's a narciss I don't
51:13
think any actual What kind of
51:15
car would he drive, Luke? Why
51:17
don't you tell me? No, no,
51:19
don't tell me. Okay. That's no,
51:22
no, I could. Anyways, I think
51:24
we need merch messages. I think
51:26
we need merch messages. Yeah, hit
51:28
me with a merch message. Jeebus.
51:30
One more? I don't know. One
51:33
more. One more. Hello, LDL. Yeah.
51:35
Linus, how happy were you with
51:37
your Qualcommcom laptop? Need a new
51:39
laptop for traveling and light photo
51:41
and video and video processing. It
51:44
was okay. I'm actually not on
51:46
it right now. Man, it is
51:48
a dude. Did you check out
51:50
the framework short circuit by any
51:52
chance? No. So investment in framework
51:54
disclosure, the Dell that we used
51:57
as our battery life. comparison was
51:59
insane. No, but like, insane. Are
52:01
you checking it out right now?
52:03
I am. Okay, see if you
52:05
can find the battery life, see
52:08
if you can find the battery
52:10
life comparison. Uh, blah, blah, unboxing.
52:12
Yeah, dude, dude, dude, this is,
52:14
this actually blew my mind. for
52:16
whatever reason is a little unforgiving,
52:18
right? Like we always... Literally always
52:21
test lower than what the manufacturer
52:23
advertises. And that's fine as long
52:25
as our test is consistent. Yeah,
52:27
it raises serious questions for me
52:29
about what exactly it is that
52:32
manufacturers are testing because like there's
52:34
only so many things that you
52:36
can disable. We're already in battery
52:38
savor mode. We're already at 200
52:40
nip brightness. Like what are you
52:43
guys even doing? We're doing 10
52:45
AP playback the entire time. disable
52:47
your Bluetooth, disable your Wi-Fi. Come
52:49
on. What are you even talking
52:51
about here? They're probably trying to
52:53
simulate. A balanced workload. Anyway, the
52:56
point is we got it in
52:58
the chamber. We're doing battery-saver mode.
53:00
1080p playback overplex. 16 hours? That's
53:02
incredible. It's wild. Why would I
53:04
need a Qualcomm? That's a pretty
53:07
good point. Raises serious questions for
53:09
me. It's not that I didn't
53:11
like the Qualcomm. It's not that
53:13
I didn't enjoy my time with
53:15
the Snap Dragon X. It's just
53:18
that if, like, like, the... Are
53:20
the current gen Intel mobile chips
53:22
low-key really really really good? It's
53:24
a pro premium. How expensive is
53:26
this laptop? That one's really expensive.
53:28
Yeah, but a big part of
53:31
why that one is so efficient
53:33
is that one is so efficient
53:35
is that it's using that chip
53:37
and I think Dell also does
53:39
some really cool things with their
53:42
display for for our company efficiency.
53:44
These are not cheap. I mean
53:46
it's not dragon X is not
53:48
cheap either but that is more
53:50
expensive. That's like probably starting at
53:52
around 2200200 hundred bucks or something.
53:56
No. Dan, unless to do
53:58
more topic. Mike wasn't live,
54:00
so you're just crazy. That's
54:02
why I cut them up.
54:04
You're trying to take control
54:06
of so dead? It's my
54:08
job, Lou. Maybe the new
54:10
ear. Okay, what are we
54:12
supposed to be doing? Intel.
54:14
Speaking of Intel, they're having
54:16
a bit of a classic
54:18
Coke moment. Intel just dropped
54:20
a new 200-S boost bios
54:22
profile for their Aerolake CPUs,
54:24
like the Core Ultra 9-285K,
54:26
letting you safely overclock, without
54:28
killing your warranty. Early benchmarks
54:30
from DeBauer indicate that it
54:32
can boost gaming performance by
54:35
anywhere from 4 to 19
54:37
percent. But here's the twist.
54:39
For laptops, most people are
54:41
still buying older Raptor Lake
54:43
chips, 13th and 14th gen,
54:45
because they're cheaper, and on
54:47
the desktop, nobody seems to
54:49
give a hot gosh darn
54:51
about the limited AI uses
54:53
for the new chips, and
54:55
therefore the new chips at
54:57
all. I think that's for
54:59
laptops. Oh, for laptops. Why
55:01
are we talking about laptops?
55:03
For crying out loud. Okay,
55:05
well, whatever the point is
55:07
that no one's buying Intel's
55:09
latest chips Meanwhile CEO Lip
55:11
Bhutan announced undisclosed layoffs But
55:13
prior to that Bloomberg cited
55:15
internal sources claiming as much
55:17
as 20% of Intel's workforce
55:19
Could be laid off in
55:21
an effort to drive greater
55:23
simplicity amongst other sweeping cultural
55:25
changes at Intel Intel's also
55:27
facing unexpected production shortages for
55:29
its older Intel seven process
55:31
node as demand for these
55:33
more affordable chips continues to
55:35
be strong. 20% of the
55:37
workforce is like 20,000 jobs.
55:39
So, okay, some of the
55:41
stuff that I had kind
55:43
of put in, some of
55:45
the stuff that I had
55:47
put in maybe didn't make
55:49
it entirely into the doc,
55:51
but basically, yeah, the Intel,
55:53
oh yeah, right, right, right,
55:55
right, right, right. I remember
55:57
what I wanted to do.
55:59
So I wanted to go
56:01
on, you know, a site
56:03
like Amazon, top selling CPUs.
56:05
And C. How deep we
56:07
have to go in this
56:09
list to find anyone who's
56:11
buying these desktops? Top Core
56:14
Ultra 200 series chips. Is
56:16
anybody buying these things? Oh,
56:18
Crystal asked, what's a Coke
56:20
moment? A new Coke. Classic
56:22
New Coke. So back in,
56:24
I think it was the
56:26
80s, Coke released New Coke
56:28
and everyone hated it. And
56:30
then they got rid of
56:32
it. And they brought back
56:34
Coca-Cola Classic. That's why it
56:36
says classic, because that's just
56:38
like what it was before
56:40
or something, but also of
56:42
corn syrup now. So I
56:44
don't know, whatever. The point
56:46
is Coke Classic, and then
56:48
sales skyrocketed. So there's like
56:50
kind of a conspiracy theory
56:52
that they made new Coke
56:54
suck on purpose so that
56:56
they could increase sales of
56:58
Coke classic. I'm not sure
57:00
if I subscribe to that.
57:02
But, uh... That's... It feels
57:04
like, uh, 17D chess. I
57:06
don't know. Now apparently Newcoke
57:08
was terrible. I never tried
57:10
it. It was dramatically risk
57:12
the entire company for a
57:14
crazy move. Okay, so here
57:16
we go. We finally reached
57:18
an Intel chip at number
57:20
eight. It is a 12th
57:22
gen at number nine. We
57:24
have another Intel chip a
57:26
14th gen processor. More rise
57:28
and more rise in we
57:30
have a 13th gen at
57:32
number 14th place. We have
57:34
a 14th gen at 16th.
57:36
We have a 14th gen
57:38
at 18th Okay, we're right
57:40
number 25 is a micro
57:42
tick switch of some sort
57:44
Core ultra seven two six
57:46
five K at 29th place
57:48
to be clear. They're still
57:50
selling a few of these
57:53
things. It's got a hundred
57:55
and eighty eight reviews which
57:57
is something but when we
57:59
compare that to you know,
58:01
like the 1,200F, a chip
58:03
that clearly, you know, used
58:05
to be a little higher
58:07
with 1400 reviews. Yeah, it's
58:09
not a lot. It's not
58:11
a lot folks. A hundred
58:13
reviews on the coral for
58:15
9-285-K, just 37 on the
58:17
245-K. Clearly people do not
58:19
care about these things. Thousands.
58:21
A lot of MD at
58:23
the top. On chips that
58:25
people actually buy, like the
58:27
7800X3D. Like here, let's find
58:29
something. Oh, wow, this is
58:31
embarrassing. The 9950X. Okay, this
58:33
is an almost $800. Intel's
58:35
current-gen, like, value gaming chip,
58:37
the 265K. It's not even
58:39
close. That's embarrassing. More, more
58:41
performance, you know, with, you
58:43
know, overclocking or whatever, Bios
58:45
Boost, 200-S boost profile. Great,
58:47
but it just doesn't, it
58:49
doesn't seem like enough. It
58:51
seems like arrow-like is just.
58:53
Dead in the water at
58:55
this point. We're on the
58:57
we're on the US site
58:59
Or I think so wait
59:01
did it go to dot
59:03
C8. I hate it when
59:05
it does that Forces you
59:07
hate it when it does
59:09
that. Yeah No, that was
59:11
this was my fault. I
59:13
clicked the wrong thing I
59:15
did click a dot C.
59:17
A link. That's my bad.
59:19
Well anyway still my point
59:21
stands all right sucks to
59:23
suck Noke asks,
59:26
do you think the ultra-CPUs were
59:28
made on purpose for laptops, but
59:30
had to release them as desktop
59:32
variants to satisfy a quota of
59:34
some sort? I mean, that's basically,
59:37
as far as I can tell,
59:39
been what's driven Intel's CPU development
59:41
since they released, like, core. And
59:43
that was back in, like, the
59:45
mid-2000s, was they recognized that power
59:48
efficiency was going to matter a
59:50
lot, and then the only times
59:52
that they have sort of deviated
59:54
from that are when they like
59:56
sucked. and had to had to
59:59
juice up power just to get
1:00:01
performance decent. They've been very mobile
1:00:03
first for 20 years. Oh yeah,
1:00:05
definitely. Don't forget about server, but
1:00:08
that's the funny thing is like
1:00:10
enthusiast desktop is this one kind
1:00:12
of little island of not caring
1:00:14
about power consumption in a sea
1:00:16
of server, of server caring about
1:00:19
per core power consumption a lot
1:00:21
and mobile caring about per core
1:00:23
power consumption a lot. So we
1:00:25
just get whatever's kind of left
1:00:27
over. We're also
1:00:29
like the worst market for them out
1:00:32
of those three probably unfortunately. Oh yeah
1:00:34
the most vocal and cranky and least
1:00:36
loyal like you look at mobile and
1:00:39
enterprise right like they just have regular
1:00:41
hardware refreshes that they just they just
1:00:43
buy and they don't feel like validating
1:00:45
another vendor I mean that's how Intel
1:00:48
has managed to be behind in in
1:00:50
server performance for years at this point
1:00:52
but still maintain greater than 50% market
1:00:55
share until I think it was just
1:00:57
like one quarter ago or something like
1:00:59
that. There's more to it than just
1:01:01
that but a big part of it
1:01:04
is once you're bought into an ecosystem
1:01:06
you just you just reorder it you
1:01:08
just get the new one. Well good
1:01:11
luck Intel. Crow
1:01:13
might be for sale. Yeah,
1:01:15
and I don't know if
1:01:17
I love the list of
1:01:19
people on the buyers. Where's
1:01:21
our article for this? That's
1:01:23
the top. Since
1:01:25
Google was ruled a search monopoly
1:01:28
in last August, the Department of
1:01:30
Justice is now seeking a plethora
1:01:32
of penalties, including forcing Google to
1:01:34
sell Chrome. Open AI is 100%
1:01:36
interested in the browser, promising an
1:01:38
AI first experience that... editorialization on
1:01:40
the side. We all definitely want
1:01:42
everyone wants that people have been
1:01:44
begging for that. I love how
1:01:46
when I click in a Google
1:01:48
Doc and I just try to
1:01:50
position my cursor at the top
1:01:53
it opens up AI bullshit. It's
1:01:55
like hey can I help you?
1:01:57
with this oh wow yeah I
1:01:59
mean that one everybody gets one
1:02:01
right how could you possibly help
1:02:03
me with this I haven't started
1:02:05
typing yet it's a document it's
1:02:07
not even a response to an
1:02:09
email it's a document we're all
1:02:11
we're all super excited about this
1:02:13
thank you very much open aye
1:02:15
I think actually this would be
1:02:18
great if you did this please
1:02:20
actually you know what Maybe it's
1:02:22
good if they do. Because then
1:02:24
other browsers might do it. Hold
1:02:26
on, hold on, hold on, maybe
1:02:28
it doesn't do it in the
1:02:30
document. Maybe it only does it
1:02:32
in emails. I'm pretty sure it
1:02:34
does it in the document. I
1:02:36
swear it does too. Maybe there
1:02:38
needs to be content already in
1:02:40
the document. Is it just because
1:02:42
we're on G-sweet? No, it does
1:02:45
it for my Google sheets as
1:02:47
well. Yeah, it doesn't in the
1:02:49
document in there yet or anything,
1:02:51
I'm not sure. But anyways, maybe
1:02:53
they do this and then everyone
1:02:55
hates it and other people use
1:02:57
other browsers and that might be
1:02:59
good for the world or something,
1:03:01
we'll see. But anyways, there are
1:03:03
hopes that interested in the browser.
1:03:05
No, no, no. Yeah, I have,
1:03:07
uh, I have helped me write
1:03:10
and generate document, they show up
1:03:12
right at the top. When I
1:03:14
have entered, nothing into this document
1:03:16
yet. Because that's what bothers me.
1:03:18
I'm not entered. anything in the
1:03:20
document yet. Yeah. What could you
1:03:22
possibly be hoping to auto complete?
1:03:24
Generate document, help me write, templates,
1:03:26
and more. To be fair, I
1:03:28
can generate a document. No, I'm
1:03:30
going to generate document. Generate document.
1:03:32
Yeah, it's a wizard. That's why
1:03:35
it's able to help. Oh, well
1:03:37
I hate it. Because it's supposed
1:03:39
to help people with writers block.
1:03:41
That's why it's still there, even
1:03:43
if there's nothing else. But they
1:03:45
already have the templates button. The
1:03:47
thing that drives me nuts is...
1:03:49
No, this is stupid. No, I've
1:03:51
maintained it's stupid. Generate document, asks
1:03:53
me if I want to do,
1:03:55
what, party planning? Hold on, what's
1:03:57
that? Do I want to do
1:04:00
party planning? A newsletter. It doesn't
1:04:02
just stop there. To launch new
1:04:04
strawberry and matcha. Meeting notes, account
1:04:06
plan, blog post, business proposal? They're
1:04:08
different things! I don't like it
1:04:10
either, but they're different things. The
1:04:12
thing that drives me nuts is
1:04:14
that all those options are in
1:04:16
line with your cursor at the
1:04:18
top of the screen. Oh yeah,
1:04:20
so I can't click. Get out
1:04:22
of the way. It's so annoying.
1:04:24
Anyway, like I don't even mind,
1:04:27
I don't even mind this up
1:04:29
here. Yeah, that's fine. Like fine,
1:04:31
whatever, be there. But, oh, you
1:04:33
know what, that's probably it. I
1:04:35
just don't have it activated. There
1:04:37
we go, that's the problem. Oh
1:04:39
God, you're gonna make me pay...
1:04:41
Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, I
1:04:43
mean, I do pay for it.
1:04:45
Pay for it. Pay for it.
1:04:47
Pay for it on my stupid
1:04:49
work account. Do we have to
1:04:52
keep G-sweet forever? You know, Luke
1:04:54
interacts with sales employees at large
1:04:56
companies at a moment. We had
1:04:58
some back and forths and they
1:05:00
didn't give us as much of
1:05:02
a discount on our G suite
1:05:04
thing as we had last year
1:05:06
because they were really trying to
1:05:08
push us to pay for the
1:05:10
AI thing, but we did not
1:05:12
pay for AI tools. And
1:05:15
I based they were very pushy
1:05:17
about why and I told them
1:05:20
And we're good They were pushy
1:05:22
about why they're so helpful. Why
1:05:24
don't you want the AI tools?
1:05:26
Oh because I'm trash them trash.
1:05:29
They're so bad Like it's not
1:05:31
even like so bad. They're in
1:05:33
the way. Yeah, they're I am
1:05:36
trying to get work done They're
1:05:38
invasive, they're often not helpful yet,
1:05:40
blah, blah, blah, blah. Maybe it's
1:05:43
a thing in the future, but
1:05:45
it's not right now. And it's
1:05:47
really expensive per employee. So like,
1:05:49
getting the actual value out of
1:05:52
that when there are so many
1:05:54
free tools out there that take
1:05:56
almost no additional lift? And in
1:05:59
a lot of cases better. Yeah.
1:06:01
Gemini's doing well right now, but
1:06:03
I mean... the whoever's winning the
1:06:05
race is is constantly changing. Anyways,
1:06:08
Open AI is interested in buying
1:06:10
Chrome. They also, they, they, they,
1:06:12
they even just buy access to
1:06:15
Google search index with an exact
1:06:17
stating in an email that was
1:06:19
revealed in the trial. We believe
1:06:21
having multiple partners and in particular
1:06:24
Google's API would enable us to
1:06:26
provide a better product to users.
1:06:28
Open AI has reportedly considered buying
1:06:31
its own chromium-based browser, hiring former
1:06:33
Google developers Ben Goodger. Oh, wow.
1:06:35
And Darren Fisher, who helped to
1:06:37
bring chrome to market. Yahoo? Of
1:06:40
course, why not? Yeah, who still
1:06:42
exists. How does Yahoo still exist?
1:06:44
I don't understand. I feel like
1:06:47
that'll be a wild company to
1:06:49
work for. Every once in a
1:06:51
while, every once in a while,
1:06:53
I end up on like Yahoo
1:06:56
Finance because I need to see
1:06:58
like, like the history for a
1:07:00
particular stock ticket or whatever, yeah.
1:07:03
Who is using Yahoo? I don't
1:07:05
know. Yeah, see someone said Yahoo
1:07:07
Finance is great. Yeah, it's like
1:07:09
the one thing people see. I
1:07:12
still have Yahoo email. My dad
1:07:14
uses their email. Anytime I see
1:07:16
anyone with a Yahoo email. I
1:07:19
have a really strong like throwback
1:07:21
moment. Like wow, like you really,
1:07:23
you just have really just dealt
1:07:26
with that for a long time,
1:07:28
haven't you? Like dang. That's not
1:07:30
what you were going to say
1:07:32
at all. We all know what
1:07:34
you were going to say. No,
1:07:36
they're a very strong person. We
1:07:38
all know what you were going
1:07:41
to say. Why don't you just
1:07:43
say it? They considered the impact
1:07:45
on everyone in their life. If
1:07:47
they changed emails and how they
1:07:49
might be harder to contact, so
1:07:51
they just stuck through it and
1:07:53
kept using it. It's good. Very
1:07:55
strong person. I'm impressed. Tears streaming
1:07:58
down their face. Anyways, Yahoo's looking
1:08:00
to run its own browser. because
1:08:02
why not, either through developing or
1:08:04
buying one, Yahoo Search General Manager
1:08:06
Brian Prof's estimated Yahoo's search market
1:08:08
share could jump from 3% to
1:08:10
double digits if they're able to
1:08:13
buy Chrome. Wow, double digits. I
1:08:15
would hope. Also, Yahoo estimating that
1:08:17
they have 3% market share seems
1:08:19
stunning to me. We're going to
1:08:21
use the Chrome browser to advantage
1:08:23
our own search product exactly the
1:08:25
same way that Google's doing it.
1:08:27
Am I missing something here? I'm
1:08:30
sure I'm missing something here. Wasn't
1:08:32
there a South Park episode about
1:08:34
this? Walmart, Jim's drugs? It's just
1:08:36
going to happen to Yahoo. Honestly,
1:08:38
also, Yahoo estimating that they have
1:08:40
3% market share seems stunning to
1:08:42
me. I don't know if that's
1:08:45
true. Because it doesn't Japan, these
1:08:47
Yahoo or something. I forgot that
1:08:49
might be a thing. Handyman says
1:08:51
Google is a monopoly, others are
1:08:53
not. But the thing is that
1:08:55
like the same behaviors that turn
1:08:57
you into a monopoly. Are like
1:08:59
just as wrong when you're not
1:09:02
the monopoly but while you're building
1:09:04
toward being a monopoly? That's like
1:09:06
kind of the whole idea of
1:09:08
antitrust There's been a little talk
1:09:10
of spinning off chrome into its
1:09:12
own independent company as Google has
1:09:14
contended that chrome can't survive on
1:09:17
its own Sorry, there's been little
1:09:19
talk not there has been a
1:09:21
little talk perplexity Actually agrees and
1:09:23
would rather Google keep chrome instead
1:09:25
of being forced to sell it
1:09:27
to another company like open AI
1:09:29
Perplexity is a competitor to open
1:09:31
AI just to be clear. However
1:09:34
if a sale is forced Perplexity
1:09:36
would like would be down to
1:09:38
buy chrome as well Obviously, they
1:09:40
probably just don't have the I'd
1:09:42
be down to buy chrome if
1:09:44
I could afford it. We should
1:09:46
get we should get all YouTubeers
1:09:49
together We can make our own
1:09:51
browser if you want and buy
1:09:53
chrome surprisingly easy. We should just
1:09:55
buy chrome nice Why
1:09:58
if everyone One of our
1:10:00
viewers contributed $1. YouTubeers could
1:10:02
buy Chrome from Google and
1:10:04
then we could own Chrome.
1:10:07
Why? Because Chrome is what
1:10:09
you use to watch YouTube.
1:10:11
Okay, but you can watch
1:10:13
on other browsers. If you
1:10:15
are a dinosaur and you're
1:10:17
not already watching on your
1:10:19
phone or your TV or...
1:10:21
Firefox. Yeah, that's true. Well
1:10:24
people don't watch YouTube on
1:10:26
Firefox. They watch float plane
1:10:28
on Firefox. So we'd only
1:10:30
be buying it for like
1:10:32
millennials that are still using
1:10:34
computers. Yeah. To buy their
1:10:36
airplane tickets. No, that's
1:10:38
a thing. No, I agree. Yeah, that's
1:10:40
a thing. I do not make me
1:10:42
buy airplane tickets on a phone, dude.
1:10:44
No, I can't. I will go on
1:10:46
a computer. I can't. We were shopping
1:10:48
for Yvonne's getting a new car. Big
1:10:50
purchases need big screen. We were shopping
1:10:52
for it, and I was trying to
1:10:54
look at it on the phone, and
1:10:56
it's fine, but I can't compare. Yeah.
1:10:58
I need to compare. So we ended
1:11:00
up at her desktop, the nice big
1:11:02
ultra-wide monitor, with the spreadsheet, with all
1:11:04
the links. You were talking earlier in
1:11:06
the show about how Gen Z is
1:11:08
much more gullible. Is this part of
1:11:10
why? The tools that they'd have don't
1:11:12
naturally lend themselves to like comparisons. And
1:11:14
they're not, maybe they're just not accustomed
1:11:17
to making comparisons. I could kind of,
1:11:19
I could kind of see that. Like
1:11:21
the friction to make a comparison on
1:11:23
desktop? I mean, we've had arrow snap
1:11:25
on Windows for like 20 years or
1:11:27
whatever, right? The computer almost wants you
1:11:29
to do it. Yeah, you just, you
1:11:31
take your one thing and you throw
1:11:33
it on the one side, you take
1:11:35
your other thing, you throw it on
1:11:37
the other side. And you're just like,
1:11:39
yeah. And you make comparisons, whereas phones.
1:11:41
No, it sucks. Yeah. Sam on decks.
1:11:43
Oh, come on. That's a very high
1:11:45
friction to go. take your phone somewhere
1:11:47
and plug it into something and yeah
1:11:49
I mean I'm not being serious I
1:11:51
see I so you should be serious
1:11:53
about our sponsors yeah BDB B99 split
1:11:55
screen on a phone is awful it
1:11:57
really is like let's try it it's
1:11:59
one of those things that I basically
1:12:01
ignored any time I was reviewing a
1:12:03
phone yeah it's I just don't use
1:12:05
it like what I want an even
1:12:07
smaller screen you gotta be kidding me
1:12:09
cool I can look at the tire
1:12:11
on this one car and the tire
1:12:13
on this other car and compare it
1:12:15
that that that way now I think
1:12:17
that's actually a pretty good point Yeah,
1:12:20
and like no ad ados in
1:12:22
float plane chat says no, they're
1:12:24
just lazy people don't want to
1:12:26
self-educate anymore I don't think that's
1:12:28
it I think they think they
1:12:30
are self-educating so we're trying to
1:12:32
figure out like what is the
1:12:34
Like you've identified the disease, but
1:12:36
we're trying to figure out like
1:12:38
you know what infected them. Yeah,
1:12:40
like where did this disease come
1:12:42
from? Why? Apparently there is decks
1:12:44
wireless. Okay, you could do that
1:12:46
but You're still just sitting at
1:12:48
a computer. It's not the point.
1:12:50
And the habit, the habit, of
1:12:52
whenever you do things, hold on.
1:12:54
I'm sorry. The issue is that
1:12:56
they don't have the habit of
1:12:58
going and sitting down at a
1:13:00
computer to do something. So they're
1:13:02
not going to do that regardless
1:13:04
of whether it's sitting down at
1:13:06
Samsung decks or sitting down at
1:13:08
a gaming desktop or whatever else.
1:13:10
It's just that that was our
1:13:12
habit. When we needed to do
1:13:14
something online, we would go to
1:13:16
the computer. I can buy things
1:13:18
online and I will, if I'm
1:13:20
just grabbing some like hooks for
1:13:22
my wall to hang things in
1:13:24
my garage, whatever, I'll just like
1:13:26
go, I'll just find the first
1:13:28
thing because it doesn't make much
1:13:30
of a difference if I pay
1:13:32
$3 for it or. $5. Like
1:13:34
yeah, and one of them I'm
1:13:36
paying 66% more, but I don't
1:13:38
I don't care. I'm making a
1:13:41
quick decision Okay, I found this
1:13:43
it ships into okay, boom done
1:13:45
Google pay done Right, but for
1:13:47
something like you said flights vehicles
1:13:49
houses I'm at my desktop. I
1:13:51
got to be and that's just
1:13:53
like not a thing for the
1:13:55
younger the younger generation apparently So
1:13:57
good luck on your sale of
1:13:59
chrome Google Our
1:14:02
discussion question, is consumer welfare really
1:14:04
the best lens to look at
1:14:06
antitrust through if breaking up Google
1:14:08
only results in different bazillion dollar
1:14:10
companies turning surveillance capitalism up to
1:14:13
11? Yeah, it's interesting that it's
1:14:15
like an extremely ethically gray AI
1:14:17
companies and Yahoo for some reason
1:14:19
are the only ones seemingly jumping
1:14:21
on this. Yeah, who would want
1:14:23
to own all your browsing data
1:14:26
other than someone who wants to
1:14:28
capitalize on it, right? Like there's
1:14:30
no good guy is going to
1:14:32
want Chrome. Yeah, you're not going
1:14:34
to make a pricing model for
1:14:36
Chrome itself. Like that was my
1:14:39
point with the YouTubers buying it
1:14:41
and being like, why? And that's
1:14:43
exactly it. Why? There's no reason
1:14:45
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1:14:47
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1:14:50
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it would also just work if
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it wasn't right? So there's that.
1:18:12
I don't know why they asked
1:18:15
me to clarify that. It's been
1:18:17
a very long time I think
1:18:19
since any browser has been case
1:18:21
sensitive. Yeah. What else do you
1:18:23
want to talk about? You want
1:18:25
to talk about oblivion? Or did
1:18:28
you kind of already? Or like,
1:18:30
what's your delio there? We can.
1:18:32
There's more announcements. How do we
1:18:34
want to deal with that? Yeah,
1:18:36
why not? Oh, no. We already...
1:18:39
Guys, we have to do actual
1:18:41
topics at some point. Why are
1:18:43
you pressuring me? Let's talk about
1:18:45
oblivion then. Okay, I have to
1:18:47
be. Where's the... Bethesda
1:18:50
Shadow drops the oblivion
1:18:52
remaster and everyone liked
1:18:54
that. Kind of. There's
1:18:56
some sources here from
1:18:58
Gainesville and Peezy Gamer.
1:19:00
A lot of places
1:19:02
have talked about this.
1:19:04
The notes say, like
1:19:06
an arrow to the
1:19:08
knee of my free
1:19:10
time, the oblivion remaster
1:19:12
was announced and released
1:19:14
with one trailer. and
1:19:16
two game engines, which
1:19:19
I'll explain in a
1:19:21
moment. It got over
1:19:23
150,000 concurrent players on
1:19:25
steam on the first
1:19:27
day despite having effectively
1:19:29
no advertising, and also
1:19:31
despite the fact that
1:19:33
it is free on
1:19:35
game pass. Red at
1:19:37
slash our slash oblivion
1:19:39
abominations has gone wild
1:19:41
with all of the
1:19:43
characters that people are
1:19:45
making. Oh yes, oblivion
1:19:47
character creators is fantastic.
1:19:49
Wow. Someone made pot
1:19:51
of greed. Oh, boy.
1:19:53
Oh, man. Oh, nice.
1:19:55
Squidward. Let's go. Oh.
1:19:57
Anyways. Good stuff. Oblivion's
1:19:59
great. free keys to
1:20:01
the entire Sky Bolivian
1:20:03
dev team. It's doesn't
1:20:05
here to make them
1:20:07
feel a little less
1:20:09
sad about wasting years
1:20:11
of their lives. Oh
1:20:13
my god. Many, many
1:20:15
years of their lives.
1:20:17
Also, someone posted this,
1:20:19
which honestly, I didn't.
1:20:23
I might this weekend, but I
1:20:25
didn't. The first thing, the literal
1:20:27
first thing that I heard about
1:20:29
it, that wasn't just a rumor,
1:20:31
was that NPCs didn't have schedules
1:20:33
anymore. And what I really liked
1:20:35
back in the day was being
1:20:37
a sneaky little thief guy and
1:20:39
stealing everything. And my favorite quest
1:20:42
chains were the Dark Brotherhood and
1:20:44
the Thieves Guild. And by far
1:20:46
my favorite quest chain in a
1:20:48
morrowand was, in regards to the
1:20:50
factions, was the Thieves Guild. Without
1:20:52
schedules I was like what the
1:20:54
heck and then somebody corrected that
1:20:56
for me and apparently they do
1:20:58
have schedules So I don't know
1:21:00
where that rumor came from because
1:21:03
I Once I first heard that
1:21:05
I looked it up and found
1:21:07
it quite a few people saying
1:21:09
it But they do seem to
1:21:11
have schedules. I think the confusion
1:21:13
there might be tied into that
1:21:15
one trailer two engines comment that
1:21:17
was made because the ue five
1:21:19
engine is Just dealing with the
1:21:21
graphics the game logic is still
1:21:24
being ran by What is it
1:21:26
called game Brio? I think it's
1:21:28
game Brio the the engine that
1:21:30
was originally used for oblivion which
1:21:32
has created in my opinion a
1:21:34
pretty fantastic result actually because I
1:21:36
was very standoffish I first of
1:21:38
all I was I'm Even with
1:21:40
it being out now and now
1:21:42
I do own it I was
1:21:45
much more interested in and still
1:21:47
am much more interested in the
1:21:49
Skyblivian project that's still coming this
1:21:51
year. And I'll probably be diving
1:21:53
in more so to that. I'm
1:21:55
gonna dabble with this remaster, but
1:21:57
I don't know if I'm gonna
1:21:59
like fully try to beat the
1:22:01
game or anything. And I'll. I'll
1:22:03
be more interested in the Skyblivian
1:22:06
remaster. But yeah, there was a
1:22:08
bunch of things that put me
1:22:10
off. There's the schedules thing. I
1:22:12
heard that in the Yula, they
1:22:14
talked down on mods, but apparently
1:22:16
they're not against mods at all.
1:22:18
And Nexus mods, I believe, already
1:22:20
has like... I think Berington was
1:22:22
saying last night that they already
1:22:24
have like hundreds of mods for
1:22:27
the game and it's been out
1:22:29
for days. I've heard a lot
1:22:31
of them are Dragon Drop because
1:22:33
it's the same like core engine
1:22:35
in a way. That makes so
1:22:37
much sense. So it should be
1:22:39
a little more approachable than something
1:22:41
like I think SE took a
1:22:43
while to get in because it
1:22:45
was slightly different and then... Skyram
1:22:48
VR also was very difficult if
1:22:50
I remember. Yeah, so there's 529
1:22:52
mods already, which is pretty wild.
1:22:54
And there's some things that is
1:22:56
like kind of broken, like I
1:22:58
couldn't go to 1440P. Oh, I
1:23:00
already clicked away from it. And
1:23:02
now it's on steak? Why are
1:23:04
you on steak? I must have
1:23:06
clicked an ad. I thought you're
1:23:09
a vegetarian. Gambling vegetarian. I
1:23:12
eat right, I eat unknown mushrooms
1:23:14
or something. Anyways, yeah, but apparently
1:23:16
there's like an I&I fix that
1:23:18
you can use to solve that
1:23:20
and stuff. But anyways, it seems
1:23:22
cool and something that I really
1:23:24
appreciate about it is that it
1:23:26
has the same quirks that it
1:23:28
used to have because the underlying
1:23:30
engine is still gamebrio, despite UE5
1:23:32
taking over the visualization stuff. There's
1:23:34
some funk on like how... the
1:23:36
color palette and lighting works is
1:23:38
different and more tame than the
1:23:40
original oblivion because the original oblivion
1:23:43
was like bloom everywhere and everything's
1:23:45
glowing all the time so if
1:23:47
you want that back you can
1:23:49
mod that back in I think
1:23:51
the game probably looks better I've
1:23:53
watched more than just my hands
1:23:55
I washed my whole arm here
1:23:57
check out you did yep Why?
1:24:00
Cool. But yeah, it seems it
1:24:02
seems cool. I am still more
1:24:04
interested in Sky Bolivian and I
1:24:06
recommend that you guys still look
1:24:09
forward towards that project and maybe
1:24:11
don't tap yourself out on the
1:24:13
remaster because Skyblivian in my opinion
1:24:15
just looks better. That team is
1:24:17
being very gracious right now, I
1:24:19
think. They've made multiple posts. Thank
1:24:21
you for not shutting down our
1:24:23
project that we've been working on
1:24:25
for years. We will never make
1:24:27
fun of your games again, even
1:24:29
though they are trash. Well, they
1:24:31
used to be good. This one
1:24:33
was. Some of the newer ones
1:24:35
are not as good, but thank
1:24:38
you so much. Also, are you
1:24:40
ever going to do a new
1:24:42
Elder Scrolls game? Remaking of Living
1:24:44
doesn't really count. That's what we
1:24:46
were doing. They did have an
1:24:48
outside studio did the work on
1:24:50
this virtuous. I think it's virtuous.
1:24:52
Linus found a quarter in the
1:24:54
toilet. Something like that. That would
1:24:56
be a great reason. But yeah,
1:24:58
I don't know. It's cool. I
1:25:00
think there's a lot of people
1:25:02
going with the like, this is
1:25:04
an example of how new games
1:25:07
suck now. And I mean, oblivion
1:25:09
kind of sucks. It's literally the
1:25:11
original horse armor. It is the
1:25:13
original. There's new horse armor. Oh,
1:25:15
that was the other reason why
1:25:17
I didn't exactly want to jump
1:25:19
on it right away. Was that
1:25:21
they sold horse armor again. I
1:25:23
don't know. Did you see this?
1:25:25
No. Oh, Libyan remastered. So if
1:25:27
you look at the steam page.
1:25:29
Oh, hold on. Whoop. This is
1:25:31
not lying. Let's go. If you
1:25:33
go to the steam page and
1:25:36
you scroll down, they make it
1:25:38
look like the deluxe edition. is
1:25:40
needed for the expansions. Oh, interesting.
1:25:42
Because you go up here and
1:25:44
you're, okay, I'm buying Oblivion Remastered.
1:25:46
Yeah. I scroll down. It doesn't
1:25:48
say up here, like, oh, it
1:25:50
includes the expansions by the way.
1:25:52
By the deluxe. Oh my god,
1:25:54
they want these two options. 50
1:25:56
US dollars for this game. It's
1:25:58
a lot. Or is it less
1:26:00
than that? Is it 40? I
1:26:02
think it's less than that. 45?
1:26:05
I don't know, whatever it is.
1:26:07
Either way. You scroll down, you
1:26:09
see this, and this is the
1:26:11
first time that I saw Shivering
1:26:13
Isles and Knights of the Nine.
1:26:15
I have to buy horse armor
1:26:17
effectively. Glarias. That sucks. So I
1:26:19
refused to buy it originally, because
1:26:21
I was just like, there's no
1:26:23
way. I'm not doing that. No
1:26:25
chance. Turns out the base game
1:26:27
does have the expansions, but a
1:26:29
ton of people didn't even know
1:26:32
that, because this is super misleading.
1:26:34
So bought the deluxe edition, effectively
1:26:36
just buying some armor, some weapons,
1:26:38
and horse armor, along with an
1:26:40
art book and a soundtrack. Technically
1:26:42
what they're saying is true. does
1:26:44
include the expansions yeah it does
1:26:46
so this is they just don't
1:26:48
point out like and digital deluxe
1:26:50
content technically is some armor weapons
1:26:52
and horse armor everything they say
1:26:54
is true to me there's a
1:26:56
lot of misleading stuff but this
1:26:58
is no no I'm not saying
1:27:01
it's not misleading I'm just saying
1:27:03
it is technically factual the the
1:27:05
in the border I know they
1:27:07
say digital deluxe content on the
1:27:09
right And then over here it
1:27:11
says includes but the border around
1:27:13
the base game is different than
1:27:15
the border around the other two
1:27:17
things 100% like it really feels
1:27:19
like it is and I don't
1:27:21
think Yeah, like under here you
1:27:23
look at what it includes in
1:27:25
details the base game and then
1:27:27
way separate from that it says
1:27:30
shivering owls and nights in an
1:27:32
expansion. It really does And it's
1:27:34
just I don't see it mentioned
1:27:36
anywhere else that it does include
1:27:38
those in the base game So
1:27:40
that was another reason why I
1:27:42
held off But then I figured
1:27:44
out that's great. Yeah, it was
1:27:46
just misleading, but it does include
1:27:48
it So no, I didn't get
1:27:50
the digital deluxe because screw that
1:27:52
noise. I'm not buying horse armor
1:27:54
How will your horse be armored?
1:27:56
The funny thing about horse armor
1:27:59
in the game and one of
1:28:01
their justifications for it was that
1:28:03
it is in fact purely cosmetic.
1:28:05
It does not in fact armor
1:28:07
your horse. And your horse can
1:28:09
get attacked. Yes, very much so.
1:28:11
Your horse can become very unalived.
1:28:13
Literally doesn't help you. They states
1:28:15
all DLC was included in their
1:28:17
presentation when they shadow dropped it.
1:28:19
So this is piss poor self-education.
1:28:21
That's a hilarious take in my
1:28:23
opinion because you're now saying that
1:28:25
everyone that should buy this has
1:28:28
to watch their presentation. That is
1:28:30
a comically bad take. Which is
1:28:32
actually hilarious and not how like
1:28:34
people work or really anything works.
1:28:36
That's brutal. Whiskey and we love
1:28:38
you. Thank you for subscribing to
1:28:40
float plane but that is a
1:28:42
terrible take. And again I did
1:28:44
end up figuring out how it
1:28:46
worked and did end up buying
1:28:48
it. So I think the cell
1:28:50
of education was fine. It just
1:28:52
shouldn't be that hard. Yeah, it's
1:28:54
a little ridiculous, but it's doing
1:28:57
super well. They have tons of
1:28:59
players and I think they should
1:29:01
be happy. I'm just, I am
1:29:03
at least partially holding back for
1:29:05
the Skyblivian version, which I will
1:29:07
be very excited about. I had
1:29:09
to put my appointment back on.
1:29:11
So that's why you washed off
1:29:13
the resin. I knew, because I
1:29:15
saw it on you earlier, but
1:29:17
I was prepping just, anyways, it's
1:29:19
fine. Uh-huh, I got him! Oh,
1:29:21
M.G. Sammy, I bought the deluxe
1:29:23
edition because I thought the horse
1:29:26
armor meme was funny and I
1:29:28
wanted the cool armor, but I
1:29:30
don't know how to get it.
1:29:32
It's a quest, Sammy. My goodness.
1:29:34
No, Sammy. I thought you bought
1:29:36
it for the expansions. Yeah, that
1:29:38
was not the, uh, vindication that
1:29:40
you thought it was. It was
1:29:42
actually just more sad. Maybe you
1:29:44
just didn't self-educate on what Sammy
1:29:46
said. That's true. I didn't self-educated,
1:29:48
I didn't self-educate-educate-educate-educate-educate-educate-educate-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-d,-d,-d,-d,-d,-d,-d,-d,-d,-d,-d,-d,-ded,-ded,-ded,-ded,-ded,-ded,-ded,-d Classic influencer. That's
1:29:50
why everybody fucking hates them. It's
1:29:52
worse though. What he said is
1:29:55
like just actually worse, I think.
1:29:57
I know. I don't know what
1:29:59
to do with him. How do
1:30:01
you spend more money on a
1:30:03
company? On the one hand, he
1:30:05
does a great job. On the
1:30:07
other hand... He's definitely going to
1:30:09
come to softball night this year
1:30:11
and I hate that. Dude, he's
1:30:13
infuriating. Why is that? He's just,
1:30:15
it's like he's trying, it's like
1:30:17
he's trying to make me lose.
1:30:19
It's softball, I want to win.
1:30:21
Softball is very competitive. Company softball
1:30:24
is in. Is this because he
1:30:26
goes on your team too much
1:30:28
and he's bad or is it
1:30:30
because he's really good and he
1:30:32
goes on the other team? He's
1:30:34
a pure agent of chaos. Like
1:30:36
he ran over Ariana. Yeah, I
1:30:38
was there for that. Literally like
1:30:40
plowed her over. Right through. Yeah,
1:30:42
just you never want to plow
1:30:44
the head of HR. Wasn't in
1:30:46
that much of a hurry, realist,
1:30:48
well he was, but didn't need
1:30:51
to be. I never lost. Flawless
1:30:53
win rate? I don't believe him.
1:30:55
Has he only been there once?
1:30:57
I don't believe him. No, no,
1:30:59
he's been there more than once.
1:31:01
Oh no, yeah, you know, he
1:31:03
comes pretty regularly. Sammy, I'm looking
1:31:05
forward to seeing you there. By
1:31:07
the way, Chewy's organizing a batting
1:31:09
cage thing. Get in touch so
1:31:11
that maybe you'll actually hit something
1:31:13
this year. Oh. I'll see you
1:31:15
there. Alright.
1:31:18
Okay, what else we got? Yeah,
1:31:20
plenty of things. Oh, we do
1:31:23
need to ding him out. We
1:31:25
need a bell? E-mot? Yeah, how
1:31:27
do we not have a dingamote
1:31:29
in the in the float plane
1:31:31
chat? What is your team not
1:31:33
like doing work or what? Sorry,
1:31:36
I'm just feeling kind of aggressive
1:31:38
right now. They are doing work
1:31:40
on things we can't talk about.
1:31:42
Oh, like what? Good stuff. Yep.
1:31:44
You sure? Yep. Dude, this was
1:31:46
actually, this week was kind of
1:31:49
awesome. I don't know if we've
1:31:51
revealed this yet, but whatever, I'm
1:31:53
going to do it. We shot
1:31:55
a collab with kit. Boga. That
1:31:57
was so much fun. There's going
1:32:00
to be videos on both of
1:32:02
our channels. I'm not going to
1:32:04
give away anything about them, but
1:32:06
it's with Kit Boga, so you
1:32:08
can imagine that it's going to
1:32:10
involve... Put one or two things
1:32:13
together there. Scammers and computers and...
1:32:15
Fantastic videos. Messing with scammers with
1:32:17
computers, you know, something along those
1:32:19
lines. Yeah, no, dude. We had
1:32:21
the entire production team. including ourselves,
1:32:23
because fortunately there's no video, right?
1:32:26
So we don't even have to
1:32:28
keep a straight face. We had
1:32:30
the entire room, just like in
1:32:32
stitches, multiple times to the point
1:32:34
where we had to like mute
1:32:37
our microphones because it was just
1:32:39
like some of the outlandish stuff
1:32:41
that happens. It's going to be
1:32:43
great. Oh, that's good. And then
1:32:45
I've got another collab upcoming where
1:32:47
we're going to be working with
1:32:50
badminton insights. So they're a big
1:32:52
badminton channel. Big week for collabs.
1:32:54
It's awesome. Oh, what
1:32:56
are we supposed to be talking
1:32:58
about? We're supposed to be talking
1:33:00
about. Microsoft, publicly rolling out recall
1:33:03
to consumer co-pilot plus PCs again,
1:33:05
along with improved window search and
1:33:07
click to do. Microsoft is launching
1:33:09
recall, no really for real this
1:33:12
time, via Windows Update to all
1:33:14
Copilot Plus PCs, it is available
1:33:16
now via the April 2025 Windows
1:33:18
non-security preview update. It's being accompanied
1:33:21
by an improved AI-powered Windows Search
1:33:23
interface, because that's what the Windows
1:33:25
Search interface needed, and a new
1:33:27
click-to-do feature which is similar to
1:33:30
Google's circle-to-search. A recall was originally
1:33:32
supposed to launch in June of
1:33:34
last year, but was delayed following
1:33:36
concerns brought up by security researchers.
1:33:39
And there were many. They have
1:33:41
spent 10 months overhauling some of
1:33:43
the security of recall, part of
1:33:45
which is making it an opt-in
1:33:48
experience. Okay, that's good. That's actually
1:33:50
very good. The database is also
1:33:52
now encrypted and attempts to filter
1:33:54
sensitive data by default. I thought
1:33:57
that was it was supposed to
1:33:59
do that. Maybe it's just better
1:34:01
at it. Maybe it's just better
1:34:03
at it. None. with someone who
1:34:06
has recall enabled, such as via
1:34:08
chat, email, etc. However, alongside recall,
1:34:10
you can now use Windows Search
1:34:12
with natural language queries. So if
1:34:15
you're looking for an image of
1:34:17
a brown dog, but can't remember
1:34:19
the file name, you can just
1:34:21
ask for Brown Dog. And then
1:34:24
it will just ask for Brown
1:34:26
Dog. And then it will bring
1:34:28
up a web search for Brown
1:34:30
Dog. And then it will bring
1:34:33
up a web search for Brown
1:34:35
Dog. And then it will bring
1:34:37
up a web search for you.
1:34:39
Oh no. That's the other side
1:34:42
of your laptop. Is it this?
1:34:44
Yes. Ah. Oh Lordy. All right.
1:34:46
Well, hold on a second. Our
1:34:48
laptop partner for the show, Dell,
1:34:51
probably doesn't want me to show
1:34:53
you guys what this other laptop
1:34:55
is. Do you want to get
1:34:57
some tape? No, I'm just going
1:35:00
to... Wow. Wow. Whoa. That was
1:35:02
smooth. Okay. There we go. Dang!
1:35:04
His name's Dan, actually. What's going
1:35:06
on? I can do that. I
1:35:08
can do that. Try to get
1:35:11
an HDMI. You can do that?
1:35:13
Yeah, right. You can't even lift
1:35:15
two and a half pounds. Oh
1:35:17
my. Sorry, it's a bit of
1:35:20
an inside joke. Have you even
1:35:22
ordered them yet? Yes. Doesn't seem
1:35:24
like it. It's not exactly like
1:35:26
they're out of stock out there.
1:35:30
My God. Yeah. Okay.
1:35:32
Sign in options. But,
1:35:34
okay. I don't have
1:35:36
it yet. Okay. You
1:35:38
don't have a what?
1:35:40
The laptop. You don't
1:35:42
have the laptop? Not
1:35:45
yet. You mean don't
1:35:47
have it? Of course
1:35:49
you don't have it.
1:35:51
I have it. No,
1:35:53
the screen part. That
1:35:55
goes on my screen.
1:35:58
Wow look it since
1:36:00
Stock, $7.50. Sounds like
1:36:02
a bit much. Can you
1:36:04
just use like, yeah,
1:36:06
why can't you just
1:36:08
lift a heavier weight?
1:36:10
Just put like a
1:36:12
rotisserie chicken on each side
1:36:15
or something. I can't
1:36:17
lift, I gotta, I gotta
1:36:19
grab those. I can't lift
1:36:21
it. I can't lift it.
1:36:24
Gotta eat them. Grab them
1:36:26
by the rotisserie chicken?
1:36:29
Plug and unplug. Okay,
1:36:31
I will try that. If you
1:36:33
just buy a pair of a
1:36:35
premium, it's so late. Yeah, Luke.
1:36:37
I told you I might literally
1:36:39
do that. So late to have
1:36:41
free access to a gym. Nothing.
1:36:44
All you have to do is
1:36:46
carry two and a half pounds
1:36:48
to the gym with you. I
1:36:50
helped design it. It's five pounds
1:36:52
because I need to bring two
1:36:55
of them. It's a lot of
1:36:57
weight. Sorry. This is as God
1:36:59
made it. It's definitely doing a
1:37:01
thing. It's detecting, yeah. When I
1:37:04
plug in the thing, so I
1:37:06
think this may be an issue
1:37:08
on your side, sir. Okay, it's
1:37:10
gonna issue, one sec. Okay, I'm
1:37:13
gonna say, show only on two.
1:37:15
Now, theoretically, you are the only
1:37:17
one with an output. My screen
1:37:19
is black. Why did you do
1:37:22
that? So that he can be the
1:37:24
one who definitely has an
1:37:26
output. You're
1:37:29
sending me 1080 by 1,200
1:37:31
I can't deal with that. Or let
1:37:33
me try doing- Oh no, is
1:37:35
it doing the stupid thing? Let
1:37:37
me try doing a thing. No,
1:37:40
I think it's doing the stupid
1:37:42
thing. The active signal versus
1:37:45
the- Oh, I hate that! I hate that
1:37:47
so much! Can it just never?
1:37:49
Okay. Invidia, AMD, Intel,
1:37:51
Microsoft, all for y'all for
1:37:54
y' all for y'all, get
1:37:56
rid of that. Get rid of
1:37:58
it completely. The whole act. Give
1:38:00
signal resolution, variable or
1:38:02
desktop mode, and then
1:38:05
being different. If I change
1:38:07
the resolution, just let the
1:38:09
panel do the scaling, nobody else
1:38:12
touch anything. Leave it. Oh, I
1:38:14
hate that so much. Unplug and
1:38:16
replug? Yes. Every single time.
1:38:19
This has ever been a thing.
1:38:21
It has been a problem. And
1:38:23
I cannot think of any
1:38:25
problem that it solves. What
1:38:27
problem does that solve? It
1:38:30
sends the native resolution
1:38:32
to the panel. What does that
1:38:34
have to do with the external
1:38:36
display? Nothing. Leave it alone.
1:38:39
Send whatever resolution that
1:38:41
I set. Don't do anything
1:38:43
else. Obnautious. Jonah
1:38:45
force it to 1080? I'm going
1:38:48
to try, but every time I
1:38:50
try and do this, it's a
1:38:52
gigantic hassle. It's caused us so
1:38:54
many problems in the past. And
1:38:57
overriding it is like a pain
1:38:59
in the butt. No, I can't do
1:39:01
anything with the invidia app because it
1:39:03
uses AMD. So there is no invidia
1:39:05
app and I can't remember. It's
1:39:07
more display modes. Do you want
1:39:09
me to come and fumble with
1:39:11
it? More display modes? Sorry, where's
1:39:14
that? Oh, it's Windows 11, I
1:39:16
can't remember. It should be under
1:39:18
advanced display. And then, wait, I'm
1:39:20
using a computer. I could just check
1:39:22
here. I know for the black magic.
1:39:24
It's this stupid after properties.
1:39:26
Usually you guys need some
1:39:28
tech tips. List all modes?
1:39:31
Yeah, that's the one. I
1:39:33
swear to God I've done
1:39:35
this. I am in 1920
1:39:37
by 1080, 60 hertz. I'm
1:39:39
still getting 1,200. I know.
1:39:41
For the black magic? It's
1:39:43
this stupid obnoxious thing. No,
1:39:45
I think there's something in
1:39:47
AMD's software where you have
1:39:50
to do something. Can you
1:39:52
just set all of it to
1:39:54
1080? No, I am set to
1:39:56
1080. On both displays,
1:39:58
I mean. They are... set to 1080
1:40:01
Dan. Oh good god. I swear
1:40:03
they're both set to 1080. I
1:40:05
have I can't change it. I think
1:40:07
like custom custom resolution
1:40:09
utility or something like this
1:40:11
is like mmm this is
1:40:14
one of those things that
1:40:16
makes me scaling mode I don't
1:40:18
know really meant a scaling won't
1:40:20
do it. Burning out of time
1:40:22
here. Yeah I think we might
1:40:25
just have to give up on
1:40:27
this. I can give you a laptop.
1:40:29
I really don't think it's going to
1:40:31
do anything though. This has been such
1:40:33
a good segment. Yeah, great
1:40:36
job everyone. Maybe I'll just do
1:40:38
another topic. Yeah, maybe just get
1:40:40
a Dell next time because when
1:40:43
I plug into my Dell
1:40:45
it just flipping works. There's
1:40:47
a pretty good advertisement.
1:40:49
Just an idea. Money please!
1:40:51
What is that? Because we
1:40:53
did a... it was technically
1:40:56
a call-out for somebody's technically
1:40:58
a sponsor. Anyways, Discord CEO
1:41:00
Jason Citrin steps down to
1:41:02
be replaced by former president
1:41:04
of King... Also known as
1:41:06
like the guys who made
1:41:08
Candy Crush, ahead of potential
1:41:10
IPO. On April 23rd Discord
1:41:12
CEO and co-founder the person
1:41:15
I just mentioned uploaded to
1:41:17
a post to Discord's blog
1:41:19
entitled Passing the Torch. restriction
1:41:21
goes on to share that
1:41:23
they have hired a new CEO. Human
1:41:25
Sakini. That's a... pretty sick
1:41:27
first name. Definitely not an AI
1:41:30
with a name like that. Yeah.
1:41:32
And that Citrin will be stepping
1:41:34
down to a board and advisory
1:41:36
position within Discord. Sakini's previous roles
1:41:38
include Vice Chairman at Activision Blizzard
1:41:40
as well as King, President of
1:41:42
King, Digital Entertainment, Maker's Organic Rush.
1:41:45
Discord's other co-founder, Stanislav
1:41:47
Vishenevsky, Vishnevsky, is continuing
1:41:50
his role as chief
1:41:52
technology officer. This change
1:41:55
comes amid media reports
1:41:57
that Discord met with.
1:41:59
bankers to discuss a possible initial
1:42:02
public offering as soon as this year.
1:42:04
A discord spokesperson told CNBC in a
1:42:06
statement that it does in quotes not
1:42:08
comment on rumors or speculation and that
1:42:10
it is... I feel like this court
1:42:13
has commented on a lot of rumors
1:42:15
in speculation over the years but sure.
1:42:17
Yeah, it is focused on delivering the
1:42:19
best possible experience to our users and
1:42:22
building a strong sustainable business. To me
1:42:24
honestly that is just like yes we're
1:42:26
doing it. But
1:42:28
anyways Discord currently has 200
1:42:31
million global monthly active users
1:42:33
playing a combined 1.5 billion
1:42:35
hours of games each month
1:42:37
while on the platform. All
1:42:39
right discussion question. What are
1:42:41
we going to switch to
1:42:44
from Discord? It will almost
1:42:46
certainly enchitify. I still use
1:42:48
teams speak every once in
1:42:50
a while. Mumble anyone? We
1:42:52
could go back. The old
1:42:54
guards are largely still there.
1:42:57
Which is kind of weird,
1:42:59
actually. Like mumbles still exists?
1:43:01
I'm pretty sure mumbles still
1:43:03
exists. I think ventrillo still
1:43:05
exists. I know team speaks
1:43:07
still exists. Yeah. Dude, when
1:43:10
did they get? When was
1:43:12
the last version? Stable version.
1:43:14
Show me a date. Show
1:43:16
me a date on this.
1:43:18
What? Okay, here we go.
1:43:20
Dude, December 2024. That wasn't
1:43:23
even that long ago. Yeah.
1:43:25
Vent. Look, look. Ventrillo
1:43:28
is totally still a thing. That
1:43:30
Windows logo though, good, amazing. That
1:43:32
is incredible. Team speaks still around.
1:43:34
Look, they have a among-us meme.
1:43:37
They're still around. How timely and
1:43:39
relevant? Yeah. Team speaks Twitter just
1:43:41
memes about how like, you know,
1:43:43
Discord will go down for a
1:43:45
second. And they'll be like, finally,
1:43:48
users! So they like, they're like
1:43:50
making self-owned jokes and stuff. But,
1:43:52
uh... Yeah, there's still a thing.
1:43:54
What would... What would, what in
1:43:56
crappification would it take for you
1:43:59
to stop using discord? People would
1:44:01
need to leave it. I feel
1:44:03
next to no alignment at all
1:44:05
with discord. I would be happy
1:44:07
to switch to and speak tomorrow.
1:44:10
Would you consider switching to just
1:44:12
steam? Like steam has, one of
1:44:14
the big reasons that everyone got
1:44:16
off of steam because everyone used
1:44:18
it. One of them as they're
1:44:21
like gaming social network. Okay, I
1:44:23
haven't tried it because it sucked
1:44:25
I don't know if it still
1:44:27
does right so they didn't have
1:44:29
it and then it sucked Would
1:44:32
we just go back to steam?
1:44:34
Apparently steam voice is really good
1:44:36
now and then the next person
1:44:38
who replied said it's kind of
1:44:40
trash. So I wonder when the
1:44:43
last time they used it though
1:44:45
if they think that it's trash
1:44:47
Well, like discord is more than
1:44:49
just games. Yeah, I mean we
1:44:51
use discord just to like Chat
1:44:54
about things that are not just
1:44:56
games is also more than just
1:44:58
games Steam's mobile app Not amazing
1:45:00
not amazing That's definitely an advantage
1:45:02
for discord not that ever get
1:45:05
a notification when you message me,
1:45:07
but sure whatever I got a
1:45:09
notification that you message me I
1:45:11
think yesterday this morning. Cool. I
1:45:13
was like wow. He's ignoring me.
1:45:16
I'm unfriended Turns out discord unfriended
1:45:18
me I can't see my podcast
1:45:20
moving their communities into steam. Yeah,
1:45:22
sure, I don't know. It's, it's,
1:45:24
uh... But I mean, Discord had
1:45:27
that same, Discord had that same
1:45:29
perception. Like, if you have a
1:45:31
good product, people might, I mean,
1:45:33
people used Skype for gaming for
1:45:35
crying out loud. Skype did not
1:45:38
have a gaming brand back then.
1:45:40
I think people will use a
1:45:42
good product for whatever it's good
1:45:44
for regardless of the branding. Modern
1:45:46
Team Speak also has like the
1:45:49
chat and picture and stuff sharing
1:45:51
features that that just Discord has.
1:45:53
Does it do the streaming thing
1:45:55
that Discord does or you can
1:45:57
like screen stream and stuff? I
1:46:00
don't know on that. No we're
1:46:02
not using Yahoo ChatWaffle with syrup.
1:46:04
Yeah I'm not sure on the
1:46:06
screen sharing thing and Discord's pushing
1:46:08
that hard. I don't know why.
1:46:11
I haven't really been able to
1:46:13
figure that out. Maybe they are...
1:46:15
Maybe yeah, what would they be
1:46:17
doing with that in Team Speak
1:46:19
communities you can stream, but you
1:46:22
have to pay for them and
1:46:24
server files? Server files aren't public
1:46:26
yet. You mean server files to
1:46:28
like self-host the streaming stuff? Is
1:46:30
that what you're saying? I'm not
1:46:33
sure what that person means. Cool.
1:46:35
Oh my self-hosted server I cannot
1:46:37
screenchair. Okay, so self-hosted you can't
1:46:39
but theirs you can which... Okay,
1:46:41
kind of makes sense. So yeah,
1:46:44
but what would it take basically?
1:46:46
Well, what do you think it
1:46:48
would take for any of your
1:46:50
like gaming buddies to get off
1:46:52
a discord? Like a major privacy
1:46:55
incident or like a data collection
1:46:57
change in the terms of service
1:46:59
or Just generally getting a little
1:47:01
less reliable like what what is
1:47:03
the what's the indication? That would
1:47:06
that would drive people off of
1:47:08
discord if the if they go
1:47:10
IPO and just kind of suck
1:47:12
now. Because like, Redit, it doesn't
1:47:14
seem to have mattered. They went
1:47:17
IPO, they antagonized their users, everybody's
1:47:19
still on Redit. People seem to
1:47:21
have completely forgotten that they were
1:47:23
mad. Yeah, people don't switch platforms
1:47:25
anymore. I read it. It's a
1:47:28
weird thing. I mean, we talked
1:47:30
about this with, we've talked about
1:47:32
this a few times on land
1:47:34
show. How like, YouTube, Redit, all
1:47:36
these things, they feel extremely rooted
1:47:39
now. Like this is how the
1:47:41
internet has like figured itself out.
1:47:43
These are the sites that just
1:47:45
will stay for whatever reason We
1:47:47
used to go through social media
1:47:50
platforms every couple years and now
1:47:52
things just stay no matter how
1:47:54
bad they are. It seems like
1:47:56
they just stick around. Yeah people
1:47:58
just don't switch because we seem
1:48:01
to have like critical mass or
1:48:03
something I'm not sure so I
1:48:05
think a big part of the
1:48:07
problem would be switching everyone and
1:48:09
I don't think a privacy incident
1:48:12
almost no matter how big is
1:48:14
going to switch everyone because as
1:48:16
much as people scream about it
1:48:18
I think most people unfortunately just
1:48:20
don't care. Okay well I think
1:48:23
the audio quality on Team Speak
1:48:25
is fantastic. I think there's other
1:48:27
things about it that are great.
1:48:35
But it like... Switch two
1:48:37
pre-orders have been kind of
1:48:39
a nightmare, and scalpers are
1:48:41
trying to cash in after
1:48:44
a delay to assess the
1:48:46
changing market conditions. Nintendo opened
1:48:48
up the North American pre-orders
1:48:50
for the switch-two on April
1:48:52
24th, and it was very
1:48:54
hard to secure one. There
1:48:56
are a ton of eBay
1:48:58
resellers who are selling their
1:49:00
secured pre-orders, like the but-heads
1:49:02
that they are. Please report
1:49:04
them. In Japan, where they're
1:49:06
offering a discounted Japanese-only version
1:49:08
of the console for about
1:49:10
$350 US dollars, over 2.2
1:49:12
million people entered the lottery
1:49:15
for the privilege of giving
1:49:17
their money to Nintendo. So
1:49:19
if you were questioning whether
1:49:21
the switch-to will be a
1:49:23
success as a gaming platform,
1:49:25
I think you can probably
1:49:27
put that wonder to rest
1:49:29
at this point. Yes, it
1:49:31
is more expensive than the
1:49:33
switch one. No, that does
1:49:35
not appear to matter. I'm
1:49:37
not surprised at all. And
1:49:39
even a little bit. That's
1:49:41
pretty wild to me. Those
1:49:43
are just monstrous numbers. Oh,
1:49:45
the numbers are, yeah, those
1:49:48
are crazy. What I mean
1:49:50
is I'm not surprised that
1:49:52
like, scalpers are an issue
1:49:54
and everybody's going for it.
1:49:56
That works for me. I
1:49:58
don't know, I kind of
1:50:00
believed in Nintendo that they
1:50:02
were just gonna like make
1:50:04
enough of them. You can't
1:50:06
make enough when you have
1:50:08
eight years of pent-up demand
1:50:10
for a Nintendo console that
1:50:12
doesn't look like donkey balls
1:50:14
on your TV. I mean
1:50:16
the switch was an old
1:50:19
phone when they launched it.
1:50:21
Don't eat tong balls. Super
1:50:23
hairy and big. He likes
1:50:25
bananas. Bongo-tastic. Bongo-balls. The
1:50:30
European Commission continues to be a
1:50:32
beacon of hope. The European Commission
1:50:34
finds €500 million for blocking app
1:50:37
developers from steering users to cheaper
1:50:39
payment options outside the App Store.
1:50:41
Meta also got hit with a
1:50:44
€200 million fine for its consent
1:50:46
or pay or pay for ad-free
1:50:48
versions of Facebook and Instagram. Honestly,
1:50:51
I was kind of okay with
1:50:53
Facebook's approach. Totally fine with it,
1:50:55
to be honest, just don't use
1:50:58
the service. However, Facebook Marketplace dodged
1:51:00
major regulation under the DMA after
1:51:02
the EU found that it had
1:51:04
fewer than 10,000 business users, so
1:51:07
it is no longer designated under
1:51:09
the DMA. The note here says,
1:51:11
Linus isn't convinced by that 10,000
1:51:14
business user number. Expand on that
1:51:16
thought for the class. I'd be
1:51:18
happy to. Simply based on the
1:51:21
number of commercial entities that I
1:51:23
see selling stuff on Facebook Marketplace
1:51:25
here, whether it's cars or services
1:51:28
or whatever else, across the entire
1:51:30
EU. You're going to tell me
1:51:32
there's less than 10,000 of them.
1:51:34
I do not believe you. I
1:51:37
think that's dramatically underreported. On a
1:51:39
more consumer-friendly note, starting June the
1:51:41
20th, all smartphones and tablets sold
1:51:44
in the EU must come with
1:51:46
a label showing battery life, energy
1:51:48
efficiency, and repairability ratings. How cool
1:51:51
is that? Does that mean there's
1:51:53
gonna be a standard for evaluating
1:51:55
these things? Is there a standard
1:51:57
for A? B-C-D-E for repairability class.
1:52:00
Yeah, yeah, that's not what I
1:52:02
mean. A standard? Oh, I don't
1:52:04
know. How do they rate them?
1:52:07
I don't know. Who's rating them?
1:52:09
I don't know. Someone is. How
1:52:11
do you rate repairability? How do
1:52:14
I fix it, does it? Yeah,
1:52:16
but that's one individual company. Well,
1:52:18
I'm just saying, you repair. I'm
1:52:21
sure there's a rubric. There you
1:52:23
repairability for battery life. What's the
1:52:25
test they're doing for repairability index
1:52:27
calm down I'm not saying it
1:52:30
doesn't exist I want to see
1:52:32
I'm saying I want to see
1:52:34
I want to see I'll fight
1:52:37
you What are we fighting about?
1:52:39
Repairability scoring system product bureau Europa.
1:52:41
EU Repair okay, here we go
1:52:44
including scoring here you happy. Geez.
1:52:46
How did they do it though?
1:52:48
Welcome to the website about product
1:52:51
repairability. Wow, that is like the
1:52:53
most European header that I think
1:52:55
I've ever, okay, project plan, project
1:52:57
plan, oh my god, documents. Where's
1:53:00
scoring then? Related links, oh boy.
1:53:02
Oh boy. I'd be really interested
1:53:04
to see how they score across
1:53:07
so many different devices, repairability and
1:53:09
battery. There's a second draft report,
1:53:11
okay, smart guy? Oh boy. Oh
1:53:14
boy. Oh boy, how long is
1:53:16
this. Uh, we need an AI
1:53:18
summary stat. Oh, hold on, hold
1:53:20
on, we got, no, no, we
1:53:23
got the thing, we got the
1:53:25
thing, we got the thing, we
1:53:27
got the index, the table of
1:53:30
indexes. Um, disassembly depth, fastener type,
1:53:32
tools, spare parts, software updates, repair
1:53:34
information, other relevant parameters, selection of
1:53:37
scoring parameters. Okay. I'd be really
1:53:39
interested to see how... How this
1:53:41
scale works versus the I-fixing scale?
1:53:44
Okay, so disassembly depth. Here we
1:53:46
go. Where is it? I said
1:53:48
it was on page 17. Disassembly
1:53:50
depth. There we go. A score
1:53:53
is assigned for each priority part
1:53:55
based on their disassembly depths. A
1:53:57
discrete rating is proposed. Points are
1:54:00
assigned at... priority part level so
1:54:02
rating class one disassembly depth index
1:54:04
less than or equal to two
1:54:07
steps is five points if you
1:54:09
are 15 steps of disassembly depth
1:54:11
that's one point and that's a
1:54:13
priority part so a priority part
1:54:16
I'm assuming would be like a
1:54:18
screen or battery a drive cool
1:54:20
I'm assuming okay sweet I wonder
1:54:23
how they do battery but that
1:54:25
is very cool I
1:54:28
mean, most batteries don't move around
1:54:30
much, so I'd imagine they just...
1:54:32
Do the battery, yo? Do you
1:54:35
feel battery? And then you spontaneously
1:54:37
combust. Someone pokes you and you
1:54:39
just blow up. Um, I fear
1:54:41
Samsung, yeah. Got him. Note seven.
1:54:43
Note seven, Zing. Wow, that's, uh,
1:54:46
timely. Uh, what are we supposed
1:54:48
to be doing right now, though,
1:54:50
dude? Oh, you got about five
1:54:52
minutes until when after dark. Oh.
1:54:54
Oh, yeah, you have an out.
1:54:57
Oh, yeah. I sort of forgot
1:54:59
about that. Yep. The LTT subreddit
1:55:01
has corrected Linus' take on American
1:55:03
cheese. He was wrong again. I
1:55:05
think I was also wrong, but
1:55:07
I'm going to point it at
1:55:10
him because it says Linus' take.
1:55:12
Not my fault this time didn't
1:55:14
have my name in the subject.
1:55:16
It is indeed made primarily from
1:55:18
real cheese with some added ingredients
1:55:21
to change its texture The two
1:55:23
linked threads point towards the video
1:55:25
by Nile red on his secondary
1:55:27
channel Nile blue making American cheese
1:55:29
on his own We're not going
1:55:32
to watch that here you guys
1:55:34
should go watch it. Yeah, the
1:55:36
discussion question is is it cheese
1:55:38
now? It doesn't taste like cheese
1:55:41
And maybe part of the problem is
1:55:43
the other ingredients. The particular brands, it's
1:55:45
like salt and something, or butter and
1:55:48
milk powder, something. Normally there's an emulsifier
1:55:50
as well, like a xantham gum or
1:55:52
something? Yeah. You can make it yourself.
1:55:54
There's great Chef Steps video on making
1:55:57
the process cheese. Chef Steps is great.
1:55:59
eaten are disgusting so I'll say that
1:56:01
much because it's mostly not cheese dude
1:56:03
it's alive with Brad is actually amazing
1:56:05
oh my god yeah with that oh
1:56:08
or is is it live with Brad
1:56:10
is that Bonapati yeah wait I'm talking
1:56:12
with the wrong one but yes I
1:56:14
like both of them both of them
1:56:16
both of them I got them conflated
1:56:19
but I do like both of them
1:56:21
so it has cheese in it and
1:56:23
that's good and I like my cheese
1:56:25
in a brick Chef
1:56:30
Stuffs makes the jewel, right? No,
1:56:32
that's a... they make the enova.
1:56:34
Ah... Apparently used to be Bon
1:56:36
Appetit, but he wants solo. Cool.
1:56:38
Either way, good stuff. Game over
1:56:40
there says American cheese is good
1:56:42
exclusively on sandwiches with really cheap
1:56:44
ass lunch meat. I mean, the
1:56:46
menu has a line in it
1:56:48
at the end that American cheese
1:56:50
is the best cheese for putting
1:56:52
on a burger because it doesn't
1:56:54
split when it's heated to a
1:56:56
high temperature. Doesn't split? That's what
1:56:58
the emulsifiers are for. By split?
1:57:00
Why would it split? Why would
1:57:02
it split? Well, the oils separate.
1:57:04
Well, the oils separate. Well, the
1:57:06
oils separate. Well, the oils separate.
1:57:08
What are you talking about? What
1:57:10
kind of cheese are you people
1:57:12
eating? This is normal cheese. Well,
1:57:14
why would you overheat it? Get
1:57:16
good. Say you're making a cheese
1:57:18
sauce or a grilled cheese? I
1:57:20
thought we were talking about a
1:57:22
burger. Yeah, we put it on
1:57:24
a hot burger. Put it on
1:57:26
a hot burger and then when
1:57:28
it melted, you eat it. What's
1:57:30
wrong with you people? Someone says
1:57:32
Linus, you don't cook. No, but
1:57:34
I can put, we're not talking
1:57:36
about cooking. We're talking about putting
1:57:39
cheese on a burger. That's not
1:57:41
even, that's not even, not even
1:57:43
cooking, who's not even cooking, who
1:57:45
cares. Who cares? No,
1:57:47
honestly though. Okay both of you
1:57:49
I have handed both of you
1:57:51
at some point or another a
1:57:53
hamburger with melted cheese on it
1:57:55
Are you telling me that I
1:57:57
prepared? Both of you. Explain this
1:57:59
to me. I don't know if
1:58:01
there's any evidence of this happening.
1:58:03
You know for a fact, more
1:58:06
than one time. More than one
1:58:08
time. I love how exclusively talking
1:58:10
about cheese melting on hamburgers went
1:58:12
to Linus Can't Cook. I just.
1:58:14
What is wrong with you people?
1:58:16
I'm just talking about emulsifiers in
1:58:18
American cheese and cheese. The conversation
1:58:20
with which Linus was following. Yeah,
1:58:22
but why do I need them?
1:58:24
What's wrong with the... What's wrong
1:58:26
with the melted cheese that's just
1:58:28
doesn't have emulsifying agents in it?
1:58:30
Stabilizes it for temperatures. Who cares?
1:58:33
Who cares? But I'm not making
1:58:35
a cheese sauce. I'm putting cheese
1:58:37
on a burger, damn it? Whatever
1:58:39
the hell you want. But what
1:58:41
do the emulsifiers do? Someone said
1:58:43
it doesn't do a thing. Cheddar
1:58:45
doesn't have the same effect on
1:58:47
hamburgers as American. What do you
1:58:49
mean the same effect? It adds
1:58:51
a cheesy flavor. What fucking effect
1:58:53
do you want from your cheese?
1:58:55
It makes the burger taste less
1:58:57
like plastic. You want it to
1:58:59
tap dance? We're going to end
1:59:02
up on the subreddit again because
1:59:04
of eulitis. Good. Uh, cheese discourse.
1:59:06
What do you guys do in
1:59:08
the talk? It's supposed to melt
1:59:10
easily like pizza. Unique username goes,
1:59:12
you don't know shit about cheese,
1:59:14
just do the correction. You're going
1:59:16
to be called a narcissist for
1:59:18
weeks again. No, I'm asking a
1:59:20
question. And no one's answering it.
1:59:22
Nobody is answering the question. What
1:59:24
is wrong with just melting regular
1:59:26
cheese. And there is the line.
1:59:29
Dance right. At the end of
1:59:31
the menu. He talks about how
1:59:33
American cheese is... Yeah, so what
1:59:35
Linus is talking about is completely
1:59:37
reasonable. What does it do better?
1:59:39
It just holds itself. What do
1:59:41
you mean it doesn't melt? It
1:59:43
just holds itself. together better. What
1:59:45
the fuck are people talking about?
1:59:47
It works fine. This is user
1:59:49
error. I'm sorry. What I'm if
1:59:51
I if I make an assumption
1:59:53
here. What do you mean? The
1:59:56
burger's not going to get it
1:59:58
up to the level where it's
2:00:00
going to like deemulsify. Deemulsify what?
2:00:02
We're talking about burgers. Yes, but
2:00:04
Jesus is suspension. and the milk
2:00:06
solids can separate out if you
2:00:08
overheat like say a cheese product
2:00:10
in a fondue or like in
2:00:12
a cheese sauce or something. Why
2:00:14
would I do that? Well you
2:00:16
wouldn't on a burger which is
2:00:18
why I don't know why they're
2:00:20
freaking out. Why would I do
2:00:22
that in a cheese sauce either?
2:00:25
Just control your temperature. Yeah exactly.
2:00:27
Like yeah, this is the cook
2:00:29
it right this is a great
2:00:31
answer No, this is like saying
2:00:33
you need to use like garbage
2:00:35
Garbage chocolate because you can't be
2:00:37
ours to use the double boiler
2:00:39
like what are we even talking
2:00:41
about? I don't know what you
2:00:43
mean like tempering chocolate which sucks
2:00:45
you could just do that with
2:00:47
an immersion circulator, but like Oh
2:00:49
my god, this is dumb. Just
2:00:52
use normal cheese. It's fine lineness.
2:00:54
You don't need to. You don't
2:00:56
need to have American cheese. The
2:00:58
oil separating out of the cheese.
2:01:00
Okay, are you talking about how
2:01:02
the oil kind of pools on
2:01:04
the top of the on the
2:01:06
top of the cheese? Like it
2:01:08
sweats? Is that what we're talking
2:01:10
about when you heat it up?
2:01:12
No. But that's what you're talking
2:01:14
about. Okay, when you're using real
2:01:16
cheese, it kind of wraps itself
2:01:18
around the burger a little bit,
2:01:21
right? I mean, yeah, if you
2:01:23
leave it in for too long.
2:01:25
A little bit, sure, okay. Well,
2:01:27
I think what they're talking about
2:01:29
is when you use the slice
2:01:31
American cheese thing, it will literally
2:01:33
keep its shape and like stick
2:01:35
out even after being cooked. Because
2:01:37
it becomes less heat sensitive because
2:01:39
it's basically. So it's not going
2:01:41
to wrap around the burger. It
2:01:43
keeps that like, I am a
2:01:45
square of cheese thing going on.
2:01:48
If you want that behavior, also
2:01:50
the pull is way better. People
2:01:52
are now saying no. It doesn't
2:01:54
do that. So I guess I
2:01:56
guess I'm wrong. I have no
2:01:58
idea. Cheese stays on the burger.
2:02:00
How are you going? Why is
2:02:02
knocking all the cheese off your
2:02:04
burgers? That's not true. Let's talk
2:02:06
about processed cheese food. Is that
2:02:08
not what we're talking about? Literally
2:02:10
the opposite. It melts more. It
2:02:12
belts better. That's just because it's
2:02:15
very thin. Yeah, why would you
2:02:17
want that? I like a big
2:02:19
old thick? I can afford cheese
2:02:21
separate on a burger in my
2:02:23
entire life. The oil is already
2:02:25
in the cheese. There isn't more
2:02:27
oil. Okay, so what they're saying
2:02:29
is that it melts more and
2:02:31
wraps more around the burger. It
2:02:33
wraps more around the burger. That's
2:02:35
just because it's very thin. Yeah,
2:02:37
why would you want that? I
2:02:39
like a big old thick, I
2:02:41
can afford cheese slice a cheese
2:02:44
on my hamburger. I'm not gonna...
2:02:46
I like this actually. Elementary exclusive
2:02:48
Linus Barbicues burgers with five different
2:02:50
cheeses to test it out. I
2:02:52
think that's great. I think that's
2:02:54
fantastic. It's great for grilled cheese.
2:02:56
You know what else is great
2:02:58
for grilled cheese? Learning to just
2:03:00
cut cheese evenly with a knife
2:03:02
and then putting cheese on your
2:03:04
grilled cheese. You do get some
2:03:06
incredible strings. There's absolutely no way
2:03:08
that I would put like American
2:03:11
cheese. at least like a craft
2:03:13
singles. Is that what we're talking
2:03:15
about? We're talking about craft singles?
2:03:17
That's what I thought we were
2:03:19
talking about. Because that's my understanding.
2:03:21
That's what I thought too? Yeah.
2:03:23
I would rather eat plastic than
2:03:25
eat craft singles on a grilled
2:03:27
cheese sandwich. I'm sorry. I mean...
2:03:29
They say, so okay, so American
2:03:31
cheese, especially when using a brand
2:03:33
with emulsifiers like sodium citrate, melts
2:03:35
exceptionally well and creates a smooth
2:03:37
fluid texture according to Bonapeti. This
2:03:40
contrast with some other cheeses might
2:03:42
become clumpy or greasy when melted.
2:03:44
Skill issue. Okay, what else we
2:03:46
got here? What else we got
2:03:48
this week? I don't freaking lose
2:03:50
it. And so craft singles are
2:03:52
apparently bad. Whatever they use at
2:03:54
Subway is also inedible. That stuff
2:03:56
is trash. I wouldn't feed it
2:03:58
to my dog. I don't even
2:04:00
have a dog. Okay, if you want the
2:04:02
properties of American cheese, just follow
2:04:05
the Shep steps video and just
2:04:07
get some real cheese and then just
2:04:09
put some chemicals in it and you're
2:04:11
done. It's real cheese, but with chemicals.
2:04:14
That's it. You processed it. Perineen is
2:04:16
still mad that I'm saying it doesn't
2:04:18
lead to more oil because the texture
2:04:20
of the liquid is different. Yeah, but
2:04:23
that's not more oil. That's just that the
2:04:25
oil is on top of the... By
2:04:27
the time you're taking a bite of
2:04:29
a burger a little bit of liquid
2:04:31
oil in this thing Is that is
2:04:33
that a concern? I mean, it's got
2:04:35
a beef patty on it, right? Like
2:04:37
come on. I don't know I've never
2:04:39
seen an oil with like Kevin bear
2:04:41
or like a real You don't you
2:04:43
don't take the burger apart and like
2:04:45
lick the top of the cheese. Do
2:04:47
you why is the oil there a
2:04:49
concern? I eat my burgers like Oreos,
2:04:52
so I don't know what you're talking
2:04:54
about You don't come in milk It's
2:04:56
like a hot dog eating competition. I
2:04:58
want to see Linus do the cheese
2:05:00
jar challenge. Oh God, that sounds awful.
2:05:03
What is the cheese jar challenge? I
2:05:05
don't know, but it sounds like it
2:05:07
involves like cheese whiz. They made me
2:05:09
eat cheese whiz as like a like
2:05:11
a spin for punishment thing on a
2:05:14
live stream a while back and I
2:05:16
just about vomited. It was
2:05:18
horrible. Just didn't even come up
2:05:20
with anything. It came up like
2:05:22
the great jar trial from... Eldred
2:05:25
ring. I have no idea. You
2:05:27
have 30 minutes left. Can we
2:05:29
talk about not fake cheese? I
2:05:32
mean, real cheese, but it just
2:05:34
has emulsifiers in it. We can
2:05:36
talk about the slate truck. The
2:05:39
$20,000 American-made pickup truck with no
2:05:41
paint, no stereo, and no touch
2:05:43
screen. So it's amazing. Michigan-based slate
2:05:46
auto has developed the slate truck,
2:05:48
meant as a blank slate to
2:05:50
be extremely customizable and extremely affordable.
2:05:53
It's expected to be sub-20 grand
2:05:55
after federal incentives, assuming those stick
2:05:57
around, aiming for a production start.
2:05:59
in 2026. Instead of steel
2:06:02
or aluminum, the body panels
2:06:04
are unpainted molded plastic or
2:06:06
as Slate calls them, injection
2:06:09
molded polypropylene composite material.
2:06:11
The unpainted body was designed to
2:06:13
take advantage of the trend of
2:06:15
vinyl wrapping cars. They offer vinyl
2:06:18
wrap kits directly or you can
2:06:20
DIY it. There's a configurator that
2:06:22
is live on their site right
2:06:24
now. Oh, personalize your slate. Let's
2:06:27
go. Boom. Slate. Slate truck.
2:06:30
Environment? Color
2:06:33
dip. Okay? Click
2:06:35
on Personalize.
2:06:38
Let's go. Yo.
2:06:40
Nice. All right. So
2:06:43
vinyl, vinyl
2:06:45
wraps. Definitely.
2:06:49
Not going like
2:06:51
this is cool.
2:06:53
Okay, even show like if you if
2:06:56
you don't want to like go through
2:06:58
all the work of getting like very
2:07:00
legitimate speakers you can just do this
2:07:02
Um Wow, what it's a just a Bluetooth
2:07:04
speaker is you just print a
2:07:07
I'm assuming you just three-d print
2:07:09
a Bluetooth worker hot dog holder.
2:07:11
Yeah, that is hilarious. Just like
2:07:13
yeah, whatever just you know you
2:07:15
want some sound you don't want
2:07:17
to pay for speakers throughout your
2:07:20
truck done The truck does not come
2:07:22
with any infotainment at all, not even
2:07:24
a radio. Slate intends to make information
2:07:26
regarding basic repair and maintenance available through
2:07:28
a slate university. And they have a
2:07:31
partnership with already established nationwide service centers
2:07:33
for work on things like the high
2:07:35
voltage system or for customers who just
2:07:38
want the work taken care of. They
2:07:40
will not be doing sailors through a
2:07:42
dealership, but through direct sales online and
2:07:44
pickup locations similar to Tesla. So discussion
2:07:47
question here is would you buy a
2:07:49
vehicle that is lacking everything but
2:07:51
the absolute basics? If you did, would you
2:07:53
intend to drive it as is or would you upgrade
2:07:55
it slash make it your own? I'd upgrade it, make
2:07:57
it my own. And I would absolutely.
2:08:00
seems super cool like it's one of those
2:08:02
like yeah for real though like I already
2:08:04
have a phone yeah whatever tablet but like
2:08:06
in you could set up a screen in
2:08:08
there that you connect your phone to that
2:08:10
just like makes your phone screen bigger and
2:08:12
more easy to interact with like that's fine
2:08:14
but you can set that up your own
2:08:16
self or you just get one of those
2:08:18
yeah you're totally fine What
2:10:45
what what what I see doing
2:10:47
there meat and great meat and
2:10:49
great with the one the one
2:10:52
and only Colton Potter fired him
2:10:54
and now he's Working for them
2:10:56
imagine that what a guy? Anyway,
2:10:58
hold on. There's a bunch of notes
2:11:00
in the doc. So this is Jay's
2:11:03
two cents slash heights SoCal Tech Fair,
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happening in the city of industry, California,
2:11:07
on May the 3rd and 4th, our
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team is sponsoring the Tower of Power
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booth activity, where you can take part
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in a frantic 2v2 motherboard stacking face-off
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to see which tech community team gets
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more. And if you come on Sunday, Colton
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will be there to say, hi, and
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you're fired. Good catchphrase. Has anyone ever
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thought of that before? Some other cool
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things happening at the event. There's an
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AMD CPU trade-in offer while supplies last.
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You can trade any AMD CPU in
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any... Five
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minutes limited trade-in while supplies last
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I mean, yeah, there's gonna be
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there's gonna be some kind of
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gating There's absolutely no way that
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every single person who attends is
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getting a free CPU and motherboard.
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So it's got to be the
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well supplies last part I yeah,
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I mean good luck good luck
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with getting that because that seems
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like a very good deal Also
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I buy power is gonna have
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a GPU garage sale You can
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learn more and get tickets by
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searching Sokal Tech Fair or at
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the link in the video description.
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Also, the Boink Pentathlon 2025. The
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running from May 5th to May
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contributing computing power through Boink to
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2:14:55
just pentathlon. There's no second day.
2:14:58
Oh. Yeah, common mistake. Hmm. Pentathlon
2:15:00
sounds better. I know. Some Mandela
2:15:02
effect here. Bernstein bears. Yeah. Brenstein
2:15:04
stain. Bredstain. Brenstain? Berenstain. Oh yeah.
2:15:07
After dark, let's go. Are they
2:15:09
even bears? All right, I got
2:15:11
some March messages here for you.
2:15:14
The one that gets me the
2:15:16
most is the fruit of the
2:15:18
loom cornucopia thing. Yeah, mess me
2:15:20
up. That one, I had a
2:15:23
therapy. Do they not have a
2:15:25
cornucopia? The claim is that they
2:15:27
don't, but I specifically remember learning
2:15:30
what learning what that was. Because
2:15:32
of asking my mom about the...
2:15:34
Yeah, apparently that's not a thing.
2:15:36
What? Yeah, no, I don't. It
2:15:39
says fact check, click into it,
2:15:41
let's do not believe that at
2:15:43
all. I don't believe it either,
2:15:45
man. Are you sure? Yeah, the
2:15:48
fruit of the loan logo that
2:15:50
never contained... What? Now this I've
2:15:52
never seen, but what? Trading false?
2:15:55
So it did, basically. No, no,
2:15:57
no, no. Yeah, fact check. It
2:15:59
has never contained one. What? Rating
2:16:01
false. Yeah. Okay, scroll up slightly.
2:16:04
What is happening? Stop there! the
2:16:06
claim and then read the rating
2:16:08
date. At some point it contained
2:16:11
a cornucopia. That is false. Oh.
2:16:13
Meaning they're saying that it did
2:16:15
not contain a cornucopia. But I
2:16:17
don't believe that. I also refuse
2:16:20
to believe that. There's no way,
2:16:22
dude. It's been disproved. What's been
2:16:24
disproved? That it contained a cornucopia.
2:16:27
Which there's like no way. What?
2:16:30
This is a fabrication, not
2:16:32
an actual fruit of the
2:16:34
loom logo. Like, what are
2:16:36
you talking about? There's no
2:16:38
way. The only thing that
2:16:40
I thought of was we
2:16:42
used to, they disprove fruit
2:16:45
the loom's claim? Is that
2:16:47
true? Is it never contain
2:16:49
a cornucopia? Okay, because this
2:16:51
actually looks pretty familiar to
2:16:53
me as well. This looked
2:16:55
very familiar though. I swear
2:16:57
that one's real. Maybe their
2:16:59
logo has emulsifiers in it
2:17:01
too. Fruit of the limb.
2:17:03
I mean... There's proof they
2:17:06
did it was marketing, but
2:17:08
then why does this thing
2:17:10
say the claim is false?
2:17:12
Well this is Yahoo Finance.
2:17:14
I don't know. This doesn't
2:17:16
look right to me though.
2:17:19
Found in thrift stores. More examples
2:17:21
sent to Snopes appear to have
2:17:23
their origins in a June 2020
2:17:26
that went among other things. The
2:17:28
other example of some from a
2:17:30
Tiktop video proposed cover-up is one
2:17:32
of the greatest marketing employees in
2:17:34
history. The providence of these photos
2:17:37
is unknown and as a result
2:17:39
their utility is evidence is limited.
2:17:41
Okay. I don't know, man. People
2:17:43
are saying the site is wrong.
2:17:45
Yeah, I don't know. I'm very
2:17:47
upset right now. I could have
2:17:50
sworn it had a thing. Wait,
2:17:52
an early version did have it,
2:17:54
but it was dropped. What is
2:17:56
this? Oh no. Oh no. Oh
2:17:58
no. Okay. Well. Okay. Well, anyway,
2:18:00
after dark. Oh man, I'm so
2:18:03
upset. I was also a Shazam-kazam
2:18:05
bamboozled or lir. I was bamboozled.
2:18:07
Whatever the wrong one is, I
2:18:09
thought that Sinbad was in a
2:18:11
movie called Kazam, but it's actually
2:18:13
Shack and a movie called Shazam
2:18:16
or whatever. Like I could have
2:18:18
sworn I remembered seeing a VHS
2:18:20
of Sinbad as a genie, but
2:18:22
apparently that never happened. So it's
2:18:24
a genie, so it's a genie,
2:18:27
but apparently that never happened. So
2:18:29
yeah, it's a whole thing, Mandela
2:18:31
effect, man. The Kornikovia thing, like
2:18:33
I refused to give up on
2:18:35
her explaining. the word cornucopia. That's
2:18:37
how I learned the word cornucopia
2:18:40
was from the fruit of the
2:18:42
loom logo. Yeah. So I don't
2:18:44
know. Do you think it could
2:18:46
have been knockoffs? Yeah. Yeah. That's
2:18:48
the only theory that's made sense
2:18:50
to me because back then we
2:18:53
got a lot of stuff from
2:18:55
thrift stores in secondhand and stuff
2:18:57
like that. Same area. And maybe.
2:18:59
Maybe. Maybe. But why are you
2:19:01
knocking off fruit of the loom?
2:19:03
I don't know anymore. That's the
2:19:06
last remaining thing for me. It's
2:19:08
like, weren't they cheap in the
2:19:10
first place? Maybe that's why this
2:19:12
timeline is so messed up. So...
2:19:14
They changed something. Who's making a
2:19:17
knockoff version of the cheap brand?
2:19:19
I understand the Fruilloom website says
2:19:21
no, I don't care. I don't
2:19:23
believe it. He doesn't care. He
2:19:25
doesn't believe it. Okay. All right.
2:19:27
Why has email not changed in
2:19:30
the past 20 years? Number one
2:19:32
time annoying thing in business is
2:19:34
email. Why haven't anyone come up
2:19:36
with a more efficient way to
2:19:38
process email? Threads changed in the
2:19:40
last 20 years. That was a
2:19:43
huge change. I mean there's still
2:19:45
a lot of issues like formatting
2:19:47
and like text formatting and like
2:19:49
reply formatting in email chains when
2:19:51
people are using different services or
2:19:54
clients can still get a little
2:19:56
bit messy but overall. email is
2:19:58
for me, not the number one
2:20:00
most annoying thing. It's actually really
2:20:02
annoying when people send me anything
2:20:04
that needs actual thought put into
2:20:07
it via any means other than
2:20:09
email. Because as soon as I
2:20:11
have read something like on my
2:20:13
phone, if it requires more than
2:20:15
two seconds of thought, I can't
2:20:17
reply to you right now because
2:20:20
I'm in the middle of something.
2:20:22
And I will never think to
2:20:24
reply to you again because now
2:20:26
it isn't marked on red and
2:20:28
it's not sitting in my email
2:20:30
where it can be. carefully organized
2:20:33
and isn't just going to get
2:20:35
buried the next time someone messages
2:20:37
me something because the way that
2:20:39
sorting works on messaging apps is
2:20:41
not ideal for the way that
2:20:44
my ADD brain works. And there
2:20:46
are more efficient ways to process
2:20:48
emails. There's like priority view in
2:20:50
your Gmail inbox. There's like AI
2:20:52
reply help if you're into that
2:20:54
sort of thing. Oh, it was
2:20:57
probably in the last 20 years.
2:20:59
Yeah, huge difference maker. Email has
2:21:01
definitely changed. Email was was largely
2:21:03
processed on, like, email clients. And
2:21:05
I remember it was, like, an
2:21:07
actual job back in, like, the
2:21:10
Geezquad era to, like, back up
2:21:12
people's email files so that you
2:21:14
could transfer them to their new
2:21:16
computer and stuff. Like, e-mail has
2:21:18
dramatically changed. It's way better. It's
2:21:20
way better. Don't do that lionet.
2:21:23
We both cleared and so we
2:21:25
cleared too. Oh, I'll read one
2:21:27
while I look for it. Question
2:21:29
for Luke, if you could, would
2:21:31
you own bigger birds like parrot-sized?
2:21:34
No. If you could, he probably
2:21:36
wouldn't own the size of birds
2:21:38
he has now. Never thought about
2:21:40
that. Fun fact, you can. We
2:21:42
have to do seven medications a
2:21:44
day right now. You wouldn't even
2:21:47
have to squeeze that hard. We
2:21:49
have to do seven medications a
2:21:51
day right now. And my God.
2:21:53
And we have to give them
2:21:55
milk thistle. I think that's milk
2:21:57
thistle. I think that's milk thistle.
2:22:00
Medicated water, basically. It's... Right. Okay,
2:22:02
here out, Charge Nuclear Eye. Chickens.
2:22:04
I bet you don't chickens. I
2:22:06
used to keep chickens. Ten out
2:22:08
of ten birds. Chickens are probably
2:22:10
the only one, and it's because
2:22:13
they have a utility. I mean,
2:22:15
technically, Budgies have the same utility.
2:22:17
You just have a hang-up about
2:22:19
it. Eating their eggs? Well, I
2:22:21
mean, not everybody just eats the
2:22:24
chicken eggs. Oh. There's really not
2:22:26
a lot of meat on a
2:22:28
bunch. They got feet to me.
2:22:30
I'm not saying it has a
2:22:32
ton of utility. It would hardly
2:22:34
even constitute a snack. I'm just
2:22:37
saying it has some. A bagel
2:22:39
bite? No, I don't even, like
2:22:41
a triscit. Just a little triscit
2:22:43
with melted cheese, proper cheese, and
2:22:45
then a little bit. You mean
2:22:47
it? But then it might not
2:22:50
be properly melted, Linus. You clearly
2:22:52
don't have a cook. Shut up!
2:22:56
Anyway, I just wanted no context
2:22:59
shirt with a burger patty with
2:23:01
melted cheese on the top of
2:23:03
it I've said so mixed so
2:23:06
many messages What's I gonna say?
2:23:08
Yeah, no indoor birds. I don't
2:23:10
want a bigger one because the
2:23:13
poop is a problem budgies the
2:23:15
poops Not really that big of
2:23:17
a deal, but I want to
2:23:19
be able to allow them to
2:23:22
fly, see if you have a
2:23:24
larger bird that has big, goopy
2:23:26
poop. You don't want that flying
2:23:29
all over the place. There's pictures
2:23:31
people have shown me of like
2:23:33
their monitors. And the back of
2:23:36
their monitors is just like covered
2:23:38
in... It's gross. Don't want that.
2:23:40
In response to the next merge
2:23:42
message. This is not my wife.
2:23:45
Oh, our next merch message. This
2:23:47
is a Hong Kong-based actor. She's
2:23:49
50. She's a little old for
2:23:52
me. Pretty impressive. filmography which is
2:23:54
nice and good for her but
2:23:56
she is not in fact my
2:23:59
wife so this next verse matches
2:24:01
merge message hello Linus you've mentioned
2:24:03
Yvon is from Hong Kong as
2:24:06
someone else who married a girl
2:24:08
from Hong Kong I was wondering
2:24:10
if you've taught the kids Cantonese
2:24:12
and go back to visit from
2:24:15
time to time I have never
2:24:17
said my wife is from Hong
2:24:19
Kong she is not from Hong
2:24:22
Kong We do go back to
2:24:24
visit the country that she's actually
2:24:26
from, which is Malaysia slash Brunei,
2:24:29
but I don't know, once every
2:24:31
10 years or so. We actually
2:24:33
just went back and Yvonne does
2:24:36
not speak Cantonese. She speaks a
2:24:38
little bit of Mandarin from when
2:24:40
she was a kid, but barely
2:24:42
these days. Yeah, Mandela effect again.
2:24:45
Here we go. Here we go.
2:24:48
Um, I did, I had, not,
2:24:50
not, not scrap EDP, I'm not
2:24:53
being mean, she, I'm not saying
2:24:55
she's old, I'm just saying she's
2:24:57
a little old for me. She's
2:25:00
11 years older than me. What?
2:25:02
What? You know, when people get
2:25:04
to a certain age, yes. Their
2:25:06
age band tends to increase. Their
2:25:09
age band? Yeah, what they're acceptable
2:25:11
with, and I'm just saying, maybe
2:25:13
you're up there. Yeah, really. How
2:25:21
old are you now? 38? Don't
2:25:23
worry about it. Hold on, which
2:25:25
one is it? Crap. Yes, barely
2:25:27
though. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:25:30
So if you went, there are
2:25:32
definitely 38 year olds that would
2:25:34
date 27 year olds. And I
2:25:36
might say, I don't know, they
2:25:39
seem a little for you. Young?
2:25:41
Well, okay, the thing is young.
2:25:43
Yeah, they're stating down 11 years.
2:25:45
I don't think they're a little
2:25:48
old. Oh, sorry. No, no. I
2:25:50
thought we were going the other
2:25:52
way. Okay. I would say that.
2:25:54
But if an 11-year gap works
2:25:57
for someone, then that's fine. It's
2:25:59
huge. It's huge. I wouldn't do
2:26:01
it. You do you. In either
2:26:03
direction. That's a lot. You do
2:26:06
you. Well, there's like a generational
2:26:08
gap. I don't know. Mucken Twish
2:26:10
says Law, Linus Things 27 is
2:26:13
a little old for a 38-year-old.
2:26:15
I mean, it's a very different,
2:26:17
it's a very different life stage.
2:26:19
It's fine. It's not like, like
2:26:22
I'm in the middle of my
2:26:24
middle of my career. And I'm
2:26:26
dating someone who is like getting
2:26:28
close to the end of theirs
2:26:31
potentially, especially if they work in
2:26:33
film. And so like we're just
2:26:35
going to be at completely different
2:26:37
life stages in a very short
2:26:40
amount of time. That's a major
2:26:42
concern for me. Like I like
2:26:44
that Yvonne and I, the other
2:26:46
more different Yvonne, the one I
2:26:49
actually married, are going to like
2:26:51
age together. You know, barring any
2:26:53
kind of, you know, knock on
2:26:55
wood, horrible, you know, health affliction
2:26:58
or anything like that, we're going
2:27:00
to mostly fall apart at probably
2:27:02
almost around the same timeish, you
2:27:04
know. It doesn't all goes according
2:27:07
to plan. It doesn't gross me
2:27:09
out. I wouldn't do it. And
2:27:11
it's going to be surprising to
2:27:13
me. But yeah, I don't know.
2:27:16
I just think if you're going
2:27:18
to be cool with going... X
2:27:20
amount of years down you should
2:27:23
also be cool with going X
2:27:25
amount of years up Yeah, I'm
2:27:27
not I'm not saying I'm not
2:27:29
saying it makes any kind of
2:27:32
but if you're not cool going
2:27:34
X amount of years down then
2:27:36
yeah fair enough I like that
2:27:38
Yvonne and I are the same
2:27:41
age and I totally recognize that
2:27:43
other Things work for other people.
2:27:45
Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, totally
2:27:47
fine. Okay mick 81 dating a
2:27:50
37 year old are we talking
2:27:52
about mick jagger Hold on. I
2:27:54
mean that's not your girlfriend at
2:27:56
that point. That's your that's like
2:27:59
your Like caretaker
2:28:01
Melanie Hamrick and Mick
2:28:04
Jagger 44-year age gap
2:28:06
So I'm saying is
2:28:09
he should be open
2:28:11
to how old is
2:28:14
he again? Too much
2:28:16
81 was it said?
2:28:19
Yeah, I think so
2:28:22
I don't think that's
2:28:24
legal I don't think
2:28:27
you're allowed to do
2:28:29
that although he could
2:28:32
probably afford to do
2:28:34
what he wants Bill
2:28:37
Belichick is 70 and
2:28:39
his girlfriend is 24.
2:28:42
All right, here we
2:28:44
go. Uh, okay. That's
2:28:47
normal. Fans fear for
2:28:50
him after her bizarre
2:28:52
social media post. Yeah,
2:28:56
that doesn't seem like
2:28:59
a mismatch at all.
2:29:01
You know? Is that
2:29:03
the bizarre social media
2:29:05
post? That's not bizarre.
2:29:07
That's awesome. That's adorable.
2:29:10
That's cute, if anything.
2:29:16
Okay, well anyway, that's surely he
2:29:18
wasn't allowed to eat until she
2:29:20
took the picture who cares? What?
2:29:23
Who cares? That would even be
2:29:25
true. He also is eating. He's
2:29:27
like totally like starting on it
2:29:29
while she takes a picture of
2:29:31
her food. Calm down. Get off
2:29:34
it. My goodness. Calm down. This
2:29:36
is what happens with the cornucopia
2:29:38
goes missing. The world just everything
2:29:40
is gone downhill. Down hills. Yeah,
2:29:42
you can't do this anymore. Yeah.
2:29:44
All right. Hello, fellow humans. Would
2:29:47
the AMDA APUs, with great graphics
2:29:49
performance, do you think GPUs will
2:29:51
become less popular? Yes, they already
2:29:53
have. Especially cheap GPUs, they basically
2:29:55
don't exist anymore. Boom! It's AMVs
2:29:58
fault! I
2:30:02
accept this. This is true.
2:30:04
Video. Slash s. Oh my
2:30:06
god, slash s, please. No,
2:30:08
no, no, no, no. He
2:30:11
said it. He said it.
2:30:13
Go after him on, read
2:30:15
it. Make a thread. Just
2:30:17
add it to the cheese
2:30:19
one. I don't care anymore.
2:30:21
High, LDD Crew. Hey, now
2:30:23
that Linus has now developed
2:30:25
a few products. Is he
2:30:28
a fan of, quote unquote,
2:30:30
designed by committee? For example,
2:30:32
Microsoft. Wait, what? The correct
2:30:34
answer is having a singular
2:30:36
guiding vision and consulting a
2:30:38
committee and taking the best
2:30:40
ideas from your committee of
2:30:42
people that presumably you surrounded
2:30:45
yourself with because they're smart
2:30:47
and then combining all of
2:30:49
those. reaching a consensus about
2:30:51
what the best product is
2:30:53
to achieve the vision, which
2:30:55
may have changed through discussion
2:30:57
with the rest of the
2:30:59
team, and then creating a
2:31:01
product that is better than
2:31:04
what any one of those
2:31:06
people would have created, but
2:31:08
not as directionless as what
2:31:10
an entire team would have
2:31:12
created. There you go. You're
2:31:14
welcome. Someone disprove this. Way
2:31:16
back machine, fruit.com for the
2:31:18
loom logo. What fruit.com? Is
2:31:21
there actual website? Just fruit.com.
2:31:23
Yes, it is. It was
2:31:25
archived on April Fools. No!
2:31:27
No way. So did the
2:31:29
fruit of the loom company
2:31:31
for April Fools put up
2:31:33
a logo with the cornucopia
2:31:35
in it? Got him. What
2:31:38
a troll. That's actually an
2:31:40
amazing troll. That's pretty good.
2:31:42
That's actually fantastic. That's pretty
2:31:44
good. All right. Well, you
2:31:46
know what? It's been great
2:31:48
hanging out with y'all. I
2:31:50
mean, doing a therapy session
2:31:52
with y'all. Yeah. We will
2:31:55
see you again next week.
2:31:57
How long can I, I
2:31:59
can How long
2:32:01
can I,
2:32:03
I can pause
2:32:05
forever. You could
2:32:07
be late for your thing.
2:32:10
I'll just leave.
2:32:12
Bye! I've
2:32:14
done my part.
2:32:16
thing. I'll just leave. I've
2:32:19
done learning his
2:32:21
part. watching!
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