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2:42

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2:44

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2:47

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2:49

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2:51

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2:53

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2:55

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2:57

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2:59

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3:02

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3:04

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3:06

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3:08

insanely high. It was like 183

3:10

over 140. Yeah. So I got to get

3:12

off the juice, but I just, I just,

3:15

I just, I just, I just injected

3:17

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3:19

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3:22

help it much. All I know is

3:24

you told me to sometimes, like, like,

3:26

hey. You should check your blood

3:28

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3:31

shit I went through. Blurry

3:33

vision, nosebleeds, super bad migraine.

3:35

It wasn't good. Went to the

3:37

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3:39

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3:42

You should have had a stroke. But,

3:44

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3:46

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3:48

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3:50

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3:52

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3:55

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3:57

the reason why we were gone last

3:59

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4:01

but we shall continue on. I

4:04

still got a fucked up elbow. Yeah, Dan

4:06

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4:08

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4:10

stop, but he just continues. Anyway,

4:13

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4:15

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4:17

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right, welcome back. So the first scripted

6:33

that we're going to discuss is called

6:36

Abaraman. Did I say that right?

6:38

Abaraman, right? No, it is not a Digiman. I

6:40

thought it was at first, but it's not.

6:42

But the Abaraman was a legendary

6:44

race of humanoid beings that supposedly

6:47

lived in the country of India

6:49

in the Himalayan mountains. These humanoids

6:51

look like normal human beings,

6:54

however, they had backwards feet.

6:56

Despite having backwards feet, they were

6:58

still able to run fast as

7:00

fuck. The locals, they were like, holy

7:02

shit. There goes and that. A

7:05

freaking Avermon. They're just... So, yeah,

7:07

we have a picture of what they look

7:09

like. Well, right there. Looks like

7:11

Jesus with backwards feet, looking

7:13

to go. Why does it look like

7:15

a depiction of Jesus running with backwards

7:18

feet? You think I would look like

7:20

that? If... If I was to strip down

7:22

and run with backwards feet?

7:24

Actually yeah. So there isn't an exact

7:27

date of the first documented encounter

7:29

with one of these beings. However,

7:31

there are a ton of stories

7:33

from the locals that live in

7:35

that area. The local state that

7:37

these backwards feet beings lived alongside

7:40

wild animals and were only found

7:42

in the valley of the Himalayan

7:44

mountains. The Himalayan mountains

7:46

are cold, aren't they? Yeah, super

7:48

cold. And they were naked. They were

7:50

but naked. Yeah, but fricking naked, dude.

7:53

Naked. Naked. I mean, not naked.

7:55

Someone's gonna... Oh, you can't say

7:57

it right. But the aberramine

7:59

could only... the air in this

8:01

valley because it was supposedly of

8:03

special quality and this made

8:05

it impossible for these humanoids

8:08

to leave this valley. They were stuck

8:10

there in that small little valley of

8:12

special oxygen. Yeah. Now there

8:14

is a possible explanation for

8:17

these humanoids throughout the years.

8:19

Some people state that these

8:21

abermon weren't cryptids but

8:23

in fact were just normal people

8:25

who were born deformed and had

8:28

their feet that faced backwards and

8:30

a lot of people say that

8:32

there's like a family of

8:34

them of deformed people with

8:37

backwards feet and that's who they

8:39

were. Another theory is that it's

8:41

an entire race of cryptids

8:43

that have been undiscovered

8:46

just humanoid cryptids

8:48

with backwards feet. How

8:50

exhilarating! But supposedly

8:52

they're extinct now and

8:54

you can't find them. And if

8:57

you go to the area where

8:59

they're supposedly residing at in the

9:01

Himalayan mountains, the locals there

9:03

do talk about them, but they state

9:06

that they're no longer there, that

9:08

they just disappeared. Probably because

9:10

they were butt-necked in

9:12

the cold weather, running around with

9:14

bare feet. Oh, one of the old, old

9:17

philosophers wrote about them in one

9:19

of his books. Plato? Not Plato,

9:21

it's the other people. Pliny. Pliny.

9:24

Pliny deodor He wrote about them,

9:26

and that's actually where people first

9:29

heard about them was from him

9:31

Yep, that's the first kind of

9:33

like mention of them in history

9:35

Very interesting and that right there is

9:37

our first scripted You got the Jesus

9:39

scripted as I like to call

9:41

it. That's what it looks like to

9:43

me. It really does look like Jesus

9:45

with backwards feet. Mm-hmm. Let's talk about

9:47

our next scripted Dan now before we

9:50

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9:52

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Now through April 2. next

10:57

scripted that we have is

10:59

called the airborne frogman. This airborne

11:01

frogman is also known as the

11:04

Coney Island monster. So this airborne frogman

11:06

was a strange humanoid creature

11:08

that many residents of Coney's

11:11

Island New York City spotted

11:13

over a hundred years ago. It

11:15

was a bright sunny day in the summer

11:17

of 1880. Hundreds of people were

11:19

at Coney Island. They were, you know,

11:22

enjoying the beach, catching some rays. just

11:24

you know doing what people were

11:26

doing at the beach sometimes banging

11:28

that you know I don't know was

11:30

I there in 1880 no but I

11:32

imagine that some people did

11:35

some people swim with the

11:37

fishes other people probably bird

11:39

watched well as these

11:41

individuals were enjoying the sun

11:43

rays and bird watching and banging

11:46

they happened to notice something in

11:48

the distance flying several

11:50

hundred feet above the water

11:52

in the ocean was a

11:54

strange looking creature. This creature

11:56

was described as mostly

11:59

human looking. but with large bat

12:01

wings and the legs of a frog.

12:03

The creature's wings flapped loudly as it

12:05

flew around above the water and hundreds

12:07

of people stopped what they were doing.

12:09

So all the sun tanning, bird watching,

12:12

banging, they stopped that and looked up

12:14

into the sky to see this creature. And

12:16

most of the individuals that were

12:18

watching this creature just flap its

12:20

wings and fly around and pretty much

12:22

like a circle. A lot of the

12:24

people were intrigued. However, some individuals

12:27

freaked out and just started

12:29

screaming and running away. So it

12:31

was kind of like a mixture. I think they

12:33

said it was like a one-eights of the

12:35

people that were there were frightened

12:37

and screaming while the other seven eights

12:39

were just chilling and watching it. Oh,

12:42

yeah, why people like start screaming and

12:44

yelling and running away like that. Just,

12:46

I mean, it's something strange. I mean,

12:48

look, here, here's a picture of it. And

12:50

if you are not watching us on YouTube, you should

12:52

be, but if you are not, you can go to

12:54

our website theories of the third kind.com, click on today's

12:57

episode and we'll have all the photographs there of these

12:59

cryptids. And as you can see in this one, it's sort

13:01

of a painting. These people are like, hmm, the fuck,

13:03

that one person standing in the water with his

13:05

arm out, the fuck is that? You got the girl over

13:08

there on the left, that's just, don't know what's, don't know

13:10

what's, don't know what's, don't know what's, don't know what's, don't

13:12

know what's, don't know what's, don't know what's, don't know what's,

13:14

you know, you know what's, you know, you know, you know,

13:16

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you

13:19

know, walking around looking for seashells.

13:21

Honestly, I think he spotted

13:23

the baby. Maybe. Whatever it is,

13:25

it's a weird looking creature. And if

13:28

I had seen something that big

13:30

flying around in the middle of the

13:32

day while I was at the beach, I would

13:34

leave. I mean, in the middle of the

13:36

day, yeah, I would leave. I wouldn't

13:38

go screaming and be like, oh shit,

13:40

let's get out of here. That

13:42

right there is the airborne frogman,

13:44

aka the Coney Island monster. Which

13:47

some people... say that it was just

13:49

a someone parachuting wearing

13:51

flippers which wouldn't the the

13:53

parachute be mentioned the

13:55

parachute would be mentioned and

13:57

then the whole flapping of the wings

13:59

It doesn't make sense. No. And

14:01

the first thing that came to mind

14:04

was those flight suits, but they

14:06

didn't have those back then. No. I

14:08

don't know. Very weird. If you or

14:10

a loved one have seen the Coney

14:12

Island monster, and we're not talking

14:14

about Joey Chestnut, write a comment

14:17

down below and let us know. All right,

14:19

let's talk about our next scripted.

14:21

Dan, what do you got for us?

14:23

All right. So our next scripted

14:26

is a unique one. This one is

14:28

called the alien cosmonaut. There

14:30

was a Japanese man who

14:32

captured one of the most

14:34

intriguing images ever captured,

14:36

you know, of an alleged alien

14:38

being. So it all began on

14:41

the night of March 24th, 1975,

14:43

in the town of Karanui,

14:45

Japan, when an individual

14:47

named Giji Shiora, was

14:49

at a local landfill in

14:51

that town just mining his

14:54

own business, just chilling at

14:56

a local landfill at nighttime.

14:58

As Shioda was working, he

15:01

noticed something odd. About 300

15:03

feet away from him was a

15:05

luminous humanoid figure in

15:07

a weird armor-like suit and

15:09

was just hovering about

15:11

7 feet off the ground.

15:14

Shioda was not alarmed by

15:16

seeing this creature. However, he

15:18

did immediately develop a headache

15:20

upon placing his eyes on this

15:22

creature. He was like, fuck! My

15:24

head hurts! But as he developed this

15:26

headache and kind of was like, oh

15:29

man, he looked up, the humanoid had

15:31

disappeared into the night. He didn't

15:33

know where it went. Following that

15:35

encounter, she would have began

15:37

obsessing with capturing a photograph

15:39

of this humanoid creature so that

15:42

everyone would believe, like, hey, I saw

15:44

one, here's proof. So he gathered

15:46

up three cameras, and he returned

15:48

to the landfill the next night, and

15:50

then the night after, and then sitting

15:52

there waiting to see this humanoid

15:55

creature. again. Finally, a week

15:57

later, on the night of March

15:59

31st, First, Shouda was chilling

16:01

in the landfill, just waiting

16:03

for the humanoid like he

16:05

had previously done the

16:08

nights before, when he developed

16:10

a brutal headache again. Shortly

16:12

after the headache developed,

16:14

Shioda looked up, and there was

16:16

what he described as

16:19

a bluish-white electrical orb

16:21

just floating roughly 300 feet

16:23

in front of him. Shioda

16:25

stared at this orb as it

16:27

just floated in the distance. Then

16:30

several minutes later and almost six

16:32

foot tall humanoid apparition appeared in

16:34

the middle of the orb. The entity descended

16:36

downwards toward the ground until it

16:38

was hovering just a foot off

16:40

the ground. It then began to glide towards

16:43

Yoda. It was at this point that he

16:45

decided to pull out one of his three

16:47

cameras that he had on him and decided

16:49

to take a photograph of this entity

16:51

and he ended up publishing the

16:53

photograph and it is quite bizarre

16:55

and we do have that photograph.

16:57

and we'll publish it on our

16:59

website for anyone that wants to

17:02

take a look at it. There you go,

17:04

right there. It's a very blurry

17:06

photograph. It looks like a man

17:08

in a, or a woman, could

17:10

be a woman, in a, sort of

17:12

like a white hazmat suit, maybe

17:14

like a delta, with a delta

17:16

hood, you know, those delta hoods?

17:18

Yeah. Yeah. Actually, you know those,

17:21

uh, those new, like, they look

17:23

like motorcycle helmet ones? That's

17:25

what it looks like. Yeah. So

17:27

after this photograph was taken, the

17:29

entity continued to move towards

17:31

Shioda a little more than all of

17:34

a sudden it veered to the right. The entity

17:36

then turned back into a glowing

17:38

orb and then traveled very fast

17:40

into the distance completely disappearing

17:43

into the night sky. Following that,

17:45

Shioda never encountered this odd creature

17:47

again. And something worth noting is

17:49

that just a month before Shioda

17:51

had encountered this entity and the

17:53

bluish white glowing orb. Two young students

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So Jan was then immediately examined

25:52

by the aliens on board with

25:54

a tool that resembled two dishes.

25:56

During the exam, other aliens were

25:58

standing around and eating. Yahn

26:02

stated that the food that they

26:04

were eating was something similar to

26:06

icicles and even offered him some

26:08

but he politely refused and he's

26:11

like no no no no no

26:13

I'm good I'm over here naked

26:15

and you're over here eating by

26:17

me kind of weird. So after

26:20

the exam Yahn was then led

26:22

back to the front door but

26:24

before exiting the craft he turned

26:26

around and he decided to bow

26:28

to the entities he said Oh,

26:31

thank you. And they bowed back

26:33

to him. You're welcome. And he

26:35

exited the craft. And shortly after

26:37

exiting, Jan watched as the door

26:40

to the craft closed. It began

26:42

to levitate the craft itself and

26:44

then flew away and disappeared into

26:46

the distance. So afterwards, Jan returned

26:49

home to his family and notified

26:51

them of what had just happened

26:53

to him, urging them to come

26:55

see the floating craft. He notified

26:58

his sons who called the other

27:00

neighbors and together they went to

27:02

investigate the site. So they all

27:04

went to the crash site or

27:06

not crash site. They all went

27:09

to where the craft was. They

27:11

noticed that the grass where the

27:13

craft had been showed signs of

27:15

usage in it being trotted down

27:18

covered with dew and you can

27:20

see paths in all directions going

27:22

to and from this patch of

27:24

grass. Yeah, and as everyone was

27:27

just like the neighbors and his

27:29

family were like looking at the

27:31

area, Jan decided to return home,

27:33

leaving... the rest of his neighbors

27:36

and family there at the site.

27:38

He was like, oh, you all

27:40

see that? All right, see you

27:42

later. What a dick. Yahn's sons

27:44

claimed that there were footprints left

27:47

behind by the beings, though they

27:49

did not detail whether the footprints

27:51

were larger or smaller than their

27:53

own. Also, it is worth noting

27:56

that a six-year-old boy claimed to

27:58

witness a bus-like spacecraft hover over

28:00

a barn. and then climb high

28:02

into the sky and vanish and

28:05

this was around the same time

28:07

that yon claimed to have seen

28:09

the the craft and the alien

28:11

beings as well, and it was

28:14

in the same area. So this

28:16

six-year-old boy kind of like corroborated

28:18

his Yahn's accounts. So that right

28:20

there was the Milchen incident, and

28:22

the majority of the individuals believed

28:25

that it was either a hoax

28:27

made up by Yahn for publicity,

28:29

which I don't know if I'd

28:31

be bragging about, oh, they took

28:34

me on their spaceship, got me

28:36

naked and... Eight popsicles or icicles,

28:38

and men foundled me. And then...

28:40

As I left I bowed to

28:43

him to thank him and they

28:45

bowed back. Thank you. But some

28:47

believe that it was a fake

28:49

memory emplated in Yun by his

28:52

hypnotist. Which, how does he ever

28:54

read on hypnotist? Well back then

28:56

everyone did. That's how you got

28:58

rid of like, oh you're feeling

29:00

bad, hypnosis. Oh, you know, you

29:03

got PTSD from whatever, hypnotist. Hypnosis.

29:05

I feel like if I went

29:07

and did that, the hypnotists would

29:09

get like, I don't know, it

29:12

was like backfire, all the negative

29:14

energy would just go back, oh!

29:16

No, they train, they train. I

29:18

don't know, it's a lot, a

29:21

lot in there. So there are

29:23

a few other theories, such as

29:25

the alien creatures might have been

29:27

demons. That's a very popular one,

29:30

believe it or not, and other

29:32

individuals believe that it was a

29:34

secret government test by the Chinese.

29:36

that they put some of their

29:38

men in these weird black suits,

29:41

something similar to what Kanye would

29:43

wear. They painted their faces green

29:45

and put them on some special

29:47

aircraft that they were pretty much

29:50

experimenting with and decided, hey, fly

29:52

over to Poland and fucking freak

29:54

out a random person and get

29:56

them to take their clothes off.

29:59

They're like, okay. So yeah. This

30:01

is the only notable Polish alien.

30:03

abduction story. Also 1978 was the

30:05

year of the most UFO sightings

30:08

in Poland to date. So there

30:10

was some connection with this because

30:12

this incident happened in 1978 and

30:14

that same year a fuck ton

30:16

of people saw UFOs in Poland.

30:19

So maybe it was because of

30:21

those sightings and everyone reporting it

30:23

that Jan decided to jump. jump

30:25

along the mix and realize hey

30:28

this is this is good publicity

30:30

I'm gonna make a story up

30:32

because everybody's talking about UFOs or

30:34

maybe he really did see one

30:37

lead we don't know he did

30:39

speak at a I think a

30:41

couple UFO conferences telling his story

30:43

mm-hmm and I think they have

30:46

a some type of like statue

30:48

up or something for him really

30:50

mm-hmm hang-on like a memorial or

30:52

some shit Here's where the clothes

30:54

of yarn was taking off, taking

30:57

off. The Milchen UFO Memorial. It's

30:59

a big deal over there. It's

31:01

not what I expected. It's pretty

31:03

much a big stone. I'll throw

31:06

up a picture here, but it's

31:08

a big stone, has a plaque

31:10

on it, and then at the

31:12

very top is a perfect cube.

31:15

Hmm. Which doesn't make any sense

31:17

to me. No. Figured be maybe

31:19

like a bus-like UFO or something

31:21

on it or... at least just

31:24

a plaque saying it but yeah

31:26

that's strange that they put that

31:28

on there yeah but that right

31:30

there is our last scripted siding

31:32

which some people will say that

31:35

that's not a scripted but I

31:37

like to consider it a scripted

31:39

so I mean I did cover

31:41

the metal man of Falkville Falkville

31:44

Falkville some believe that was an

31:46

alien but it was considered a

31:48

And we did have these aliens

31:50

inside here that look like a

31:53

metal man. Then you had to

31:55

hop. Gobbinsville goblins which supposedly aliens

31:57

but cryptids so that shit was

31:59

crazy that was like that's by

32:02

far like one of the best

32:04

oh yeah out there which I

32:06

did find another or I thought

32:08

I found another one that would

32:10

be kind of like it but

32:13

it was debunked it's like the

32:15

Gerona gnome which they had like

32:17

a picture of it or something

32:19

of a specimen in a jar

32:22

and looked very weird but I'm

32:24

pretty sure it's a... debunked from

32:26

what I said? That looks like

32:28

one of those sheep that is

32:31

born deformed or something? Yeah. Yeah.

32:33

Poor little thing. Well, if you

32:35

or a loved one have encountered

32:37

a cryptid or you have encountered

32:40

an alien who asked you to

32:42

take all of your clothes off,

32:44

please send us an email and

32:46

notify us where the, um, coordinates

32:49

are of this alien who is

32:51

requesting these things. This is very

32:53

important for us to know. But

32:55

with that being said, that is

32:57

the end of our cryptids episode.

33:00

We apologize for it being so

33:02

short. That's what she said. But

33:04

we will be back next week

33:06

and we hope you all have

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a good weekend and we love

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you. Hope everyone had a fun

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happy New Year's Christmas and all

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that. Mm-hmm. And just be safe

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