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5:01

my first strange news article is

5:03

titled pet bomb And I

5:05

hope this doesn't get flagged on

5:07

YouTube for us saying bomb

5:10

bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb say

5:12

bomb on a YouTube video.

5:14

I'm gonna do TSA. I got

5:16

a bomb Oh, yeah. Here's

5:18

the bomb. Here's the tick. Oh,

5:21

nice. All

5:23

right. So this strange

5:25

news article revolves around

5:27

a 19 year old

5:30

dude named Joshua Lowe.

5:33

Now, Joshua lives in Michigan with

5:35

his girlfriend, and together

5:37

they live at his girlfriend's

5:39

house or his girlfriend's

5:41

family's house. Okay. Yeah. And

5:43

in January of last

5:45

year, 2024, Joshua's

5:47

girlfriend came up to him and

5:49

was like, I'm going to go

5:52

on a cruise with my family,

5:54

which leaves out of Miami in

5:56

a few weeks. You can't

5:58

go with us. So you're

6:00

going to stay here. And can you watch

6:02

my pets for me? So even

6:04

though he's living in the same house with

6:06

her family in relation with they're just

6:08

like, no, you can't go. This is a

6:10

family only trip. Yeah, you can't come.

6:12

It's only family. Stay here and watch our

6:14

pets for us. They don't really like

6:17

him, do they? No, that's what it sounds

6:19

like. I'm sorry. But that's so Joshua

6:21

was like, yeah, sure, babe, I can stay

6:23

here and watch her pets. But

6:25

secretly, he didn't want

6:27

to watch his girlfriend's pets and her family's

6:29

pets. Instead, he

6:31

wanted to go on the cruise with his

6:33

girlfriend and her family. I would want to do

6:35

the same thing. I mean, I would, too. So

6:39

for the next few weeks, Joshua

6:41

tried to talk his girlfriend into letting

6:43

him come with her. on the

6:45

cruise, but she kept saying no, that

6:47

she needed him to watch her

6:49

pets. Wow. Well,

6:52

the day of the

6:54

cruise came. Joshua's girlfriend

6:57

and her family flew to

6:59

Miami and boarded the

7:01

Carnival cruise ship. Of

7:03

course, Joshua stayed behind at

7:05

the family's home and began watching

7:08

the girlfriend's pets or his

7:10

girlfriend's pets. So a few

7:12

days passed. and Jessica and

7:14

her family were having a super

7:16

fun time on the Carnival cruise

7:18

ship, which was heading for Jamaica.

7:21

However, that would be short

7:23

lived. The Carnival

7:25

cruise ship randomly got an

7:28

email from an anonymous person

7:30

that said, Hey, I

7:32

think someone might have a bomb

7:35

on your sunrise cruise ship. No,

7:38

that's all it said. I

7:40

think someone might have a bomb on your

7:42

sunrise cruise ship. That's all it takes right there.

7:44

Put a girl on. Put a girl on.

7:46

Put bomb on. Put

7:50

a bomb on. So

7:52

upon receiving that email, the

7:55

cruise ship alerted authorities and diverted

7:57

off course to the nearest port.

7:59

Of course, they didn't make it

8:01

to Jamaica. What

8:03

followed was a

8:05

search of over 1000

8:07

rooms. On

8:09

that cruise ship, probably with

8:12

the canine. Yeah. Yeah, they

8:14

had to evacuate everyone Search

8:16

over 1 ,000 rooms and guess

8:18

what? No bomb. They found

8:21

a bomb No, they didn't

8:23

find a bomb. Oh No,

8:25

they didn't find a bomb

8:27

live saved Yeah, shortly after

8:29

that the FBI got involved

8:32

and they began investigating to

8:34

see who sent that email

8:36

FBI agents tracked the

8:38

email address back

8:40

to an IP address

8:42

that IP address

8:44

pinged off of Joshua's

8:46

girlfriend's family's home

8:49

and Who was the

8:51

only person there? When

8:53

that email was sent

8:55

the pets the pets and

8:57

Joshua. Oh, yeah So

8:59

Joshua Lowe was then arrested by

9:01

the FBI and for over the

9:04

past year he has been waiting

9:06

for his court date. Finally,

9:10

last month in April of 2025,

9:13

Joshua appeared in court where he

9:15

admitted to sending the email

9:17

because he was upset that the

9:19

family went on the cruise

9:21

while leaving him behind to care

9:23

for the pets. Of

9:26

course, he was found guilty

9:28

for making the false bomb

9:30

threat and on Monday, April

9:32

14th, 2025, Joshua

9:34

Lowe was sentenced

9:36

to... Two years. Nope.

9:39

Try again. Five. Nope. More?

9:42

Less. Months.

9:46

Seven months. Eight months. Eight

9:48

months in prison. But he spent like a year

9:50

and they're waiting for this. So I'm pretty sure they'll

9:53

give him time credited. Or he might

9:55

have got bail, I don't know. Maybe. But

9:57

he could have gotten up to five

9:59

years, but they kind of... him

10:01

a little slack for having a

10:04

good track record and told him, hey,

10:06

you only got to do eight

10:08

months in prison for calling in a

10:10

terrorist bomb threat. Judge probably felt

10:12

bad that, damn, you live

10:14

with them and they made you stay there

10:16

and watch their pets. Yeah. So

10:19

that right there is our first

10:21

strange news article called Pet Bomb. And

10:24

to be completely honest, this

10:26

is probably the least. Disturbing

10:29

article that I have

10:31

by far. The next two

10:33

articles are incredibly disturbing

10:35

that I have. I

10:37

know you know what one of them is,

10:39

and that is there's another one after that that's

10:41

just as bad. I think I

10:44

know what that one is, too. Hmm.

10:46

Maybe. All right. Let's

10:48

see. Which one do I go with then?

10:51

S racing, say 10. Wait,

10:53

what? S racing. S racing.

10:55

I thought you said ass racing. No,

10:58

it's worse than that. Uh,

11:01

yeah, satanic flight or

11:03

death flight. So

11:05

yes, two of them involve planes. One

11:07

of them involves racing. Okay,

11:09

why don't you do one of the flights and

11:11

then do the racing and then do another

11:13

flight? All right, we'll go with satanic flight then.

11:15

Ooh, I love me some satanic stuff. Feel

11:18

sweet. Just

11:20

kidding. Okay. I got

11:22

a cross on my face. I don't know what

11:24

side. I got a cross on my arm. I

11:26

got a cross on my stomach. Everybody's

11:29

like, you support Satan because your

11:31

supercast memberships are six dollars and

11:33

66 cents. No, it's

11:35

just like a little pun. a pun

11:37

for the podcast. Geez, so

11:39

sensitive. Jesus Christ was our Lord and Savior.

11:41

Everyone knows that. Put a joke on it. Put

11:43

a joke on God. So my

11:45

first strange news article I

11:47

have is about a crazy flight

11:49

from Georgia or Atlanta, Georgia

11:51

to Miami, Florida. Now.

11:54

This was just a normal flight

11:56

to Miami back in March on

11:58

the 10th night of the 10th.

12:00

So pretty much last month. Now,

12:03

during this flight, there was a

12:05

31 year old male passenger who

12:07

ended up becoming violent, attacking

12:10

a flight attendant, damaging another

12:12

passenger seat, and then decided

12:14

to swallow a couple of

12:16

things that you normally wouldn't

12:18

eat. And then afterwards

12:20

got arrested. Now.

12:23

To go into it this incident

12:25

occurred on the envoy air

12:27

flight part of American Airlines Which

12:30

only had 18 passengers on

12:32

board this flight, which I think

12:34

that's pretty rare. Yeah, that

12:36

is Now the pilots the flight

12:38

attendants They were already taken

12:40

off. They were all up in

12:42

the sky flying But they

12:45

all became concerned right after takeoff

12:47

when they noticed a male

12:49

passenger displaying unusual behavior He was

12:51

dick out didn't he no

12:53

Oh, he was like stomping around,

12:55

incoherent yelling and shaking. Some

12:58

thought he was having a seizure. OK,

13:00

shaking. Maybe he was probably whipping one out.

13:03

Well, no, it sounds familiar. Shaking,

13:05

stomping around. It was a yelling. Yes.

13:08

Oh, shaking, yelling, stomping around. It

13:10

does sound familiar. Does. Now,

13:12

as a flight attendant approached this man to see

13:14

if he was OK, that is

13:17

when I came to say there's a straight

13:19

face. When

13:21

the flight attendant approached the man to

13:23

see if he was okay That is

13:25

when the man the passenger decided to

13:27

Spartan kick this attendant in the chest

13:29

sending them flying into a window across

13:31

the aisle. God damn The man then

13:33

began punching and kicking the seat in

13:35

front of him eventually causing it to

13:37

collapse, which if we don't seat up

13:39

We know those seats are really hard

13:41

to fucking move. Mm -hmm, especially if you

13:43

wanted to just recline back But yeah,

13:45

he beat the shit out of it

13:47

cause it to go forward Now

13:50

the pilots decided to turn the

13:52

flight back around to Georgia. And

13:54

then that's when the man tried to attack

13:56

another attendant that was opening the door to

13:58

let authorities in when once they landed. They

14:01

subdued the man and took him to the local

14:04

hospital where they were just like, all right, this

14:06

man is crazy. What the hell's wrong

14:08

with them? Have him checked out. Well,

14:10

they decided to do like the

14:13

whole shebang where they I guess

14:15

CT scan X ray on his

14:17

body and all that. And

14:20

that's when they found a shit

14:22

ton of rosary beads in his stomach.

14:25

Whoa. Come to

14:27

find out. This man, this 31

14:29

year old man was traveling with his

14:31

sister. They were

14:34

traveling to Haiti. This

14:37

wasn't just like a normal vacation, though.

14:39

They were traveling to Haiti in an

14:41

attempt to flee religious attacks of

14:43

a spiritual nature. So

14:47

obviously he believed demons or something

14:49

were chasing him. And the only way

14:51

to get free of this would

14:53

go to Haiti and find someone to

14:55

kind of clear cleanse them. Now,

14:58

before the man's outburst and attack, he

15:00

had whispered to his sister. Watch

15:03

this. He

15:05

told her to close her eyes

15:07

and pray because Satan's disciples had

15:09

followed them onto the plane. Oh,

15:11

God. And that is

15:13

when the sister said that her brother had decided

15:15

to swallow the rosary beads that he was carrying with

15:17

them. because he believed

15:20

that if he swallowed these rosary

15:22

beads, they would each one

15:24

would give him strength to fight these

15:26

evil beings. Give him strength. That's for sure.

15:28

I mean, Spartan kicked the shit out

15:30

of this one attendant. So yeah, and then

15:32

beat up that chair. Yeah. And

15:34

I mean, he said, so these rosary

15:36

beads were a strength against the well,

15:38

strength to help them in the spiritual

15:41

warfare. So he did that. So

15:43

yeah, he swallowed these rosary

15:45

beads saying that these would give

15:47

him strength. This spiritual warfare

15:49

and then that's when like he

15:51

went all fucking berserk doing

15:53

all that shit So I'm just

15:55

like you know, that's pretty

15:57

crazy But when I started searching

16:00

up this article I Found

16:02

something else There was another incident

16:04

just like this two years

16:06

prior with him. No with another

16:08

person doing almost the same

16:10

exact shit going to Haiti I

16:12

Think they were traveling to

16:14

somewhere else They

16:16

were traveling to from

16:18

Mexico City to Los

16:20

Angeles. This happened March

16:22

12th, 2023. So

16:25

this one was March 10th,

16:27

2025. This one was March 12th,

16:29

2023. So early March is

16:31

when demons attack you. Yeah. So you have

16:33

to make sure you swallow rosary beads

16:35

and power up. Now,

16:37

the report on this

16:39

one said disruptive behavior, a

16:42

female passenger became unruly during

16:44

the flight. Reportedly kicking a flight

16:46

attendant, this led the

16:48

crew and passenger intervention to restrain her. After

16:50

being restrained, the passenger swallowed a

16:52

set of rosary beads. The

16:55

motive remains unclear, though speculation includes

16:57

panic and attempt to conceal items or

16:59

a mental health episode. Swallowing

17:01

non -edible items like rosary beads

17:03

poses serious health risks, including choking

17:05

or internal injury. The

17:07

flight was diverted to Monterey, Mexico,

17:10

where the passenger was handed over to

17:12

authorities. And she received medical attention

17:14

for the ingested beads. I

17:16

know people stick beads somewhere else,

17:18

but I know they don't swallow them.

17:20

Yeah, I never heard of someone

17:22

swallowing them, but to have two incidences

17:24

like this and almost the exact

17:26

same way. I mean, it's kind

17:28

of weird. They weren't going. One was going to Haiti. One

17:31

was going to Los Angeles. So

17:33

that is very odd. And the

17:35

fact that it was like almost two

17:37

years apart. Exactly. Hmm

17:39

better watch out on them flights crazy

17:41

shit happens. You could get locked in

17:43

the the bathroom Locked in a bathroom

17:45

or you get Spartan kicked by a

17:48

guy eating rosary beads powering up. I

17:51

Wonder if he just like Started

17:53

eating those rosary beads and then

17:55

went fucking super saying That's what

17:57

him stomping around is that they

17:59

were saying And then like the

18:01

lady your male attendant comes up

18:03

and Spartan kicks. Wow Well, thank

18:05

you for that strange news article

18:07

You're welcome. And I don't know.

18:09

I find that one very interesting

18:11

for the fact there was another

18:13

incident just like it. And the

18:15

fact that he believed that he

18:17

was being chased. Hmm.

18:19

Yeah. And the sister didn't do anything.

18:21

She just like let it all happen. Well,

18:24

my next news article

18:26

is about transportation, but not

18:29

on an airplane, but

18:31

on a train. Okay.

18:34

So this strange news article

18:36

is titled train corpse. That's

18:39

what mine was Yeah, and

18:41

just a heads up this strange

18:43

news article is very disturbing

18:45

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20:04

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20:06

it truly happened. And it's very shocking. So

20:09

here's what we know so far

20:11

that happened. Last week

20:13

on the early morning

20:16

of Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

20:18

at around 12 30

20:20

a .m. an MTA conductor

20:22

discovered the body of a

20:24

man face down on

20:27

an R train at the

20:29

White Hall Street Station

20:31

in Lower Manhattan, which by

20:33

the way, an MTA

20:35

means Metropolitan Transportation

20:37

Authority. This is

20:39

the public authority in New

20:42

York State that's responsible for public

20:44

transportation in the New York

20:46

City's metropolitan area. It's like the...

20:48

authority that controls the buses,

20:50

subways and commuter rails. OK. Yeah,

20:52

it's the largest public transit authority in

20:54

North America, by the way. New

20:57

York's is. Yeah. Yeah. All

20:59

right. So like I said, last

21:01

Wednesday, the MTA conductor in

21:03

New York discovered the body of

21:05

a man laying face down

21:07

on the train, which was on

21:09

the Whitehall Street Station in

21:11

Lower Manhattan. The

21:13

victim believed to be in

21:15

his forties. had boarded the

21:18

train hours earlier in Brooklyn

21:20

on the night of April

21:22

8, 2025. It was

21:24

around like 7 p .m. on

21:26

April 8, 2025, this 40 -ish -year -old

21:29

man boarded the train. Surveillance

21:31

footage shows him sitting down

21:33

on the train and lighting

21:35

a cigarette that someone gave

21:37

him around 8 p .m.

21:39

and he started smoking it,

21:41

which filled that part of

21:43

the train up with smoke. Other

21:47

passengers that were around him

21:49

ended up moving to different

21:51

cars on the train because

21:53

you know how they're different

21:55

sections They ended up moving

21:57

to a different section leaving

21:59

him completely alone in that

22:01

one section of the train

22:03

At some point after that

22:05

he quietly died No obvious

22:08

signs of trauma and no

22:10

drugs nearby Authorities still don't

22:12

know the cause of death

22:15

But here is where things

22:17

become very odd When police

22:19

reviewed the subways security cameras

22:21

After seeing him pass away

22:23

the 40 -ish year old man

22:25

They saw two separate strangers

22:27

approach the corpse hours later.

22:29

So this his corpse was

22:31

on the train for hours

22:33

The first person that approached

22:35

him was a man in

22:37

his 50s that stumbled onto

22:40

the train at 11 p

22:42

.m So at 8 p .m.

22:44

The 40 year old guy

22:46

got the cigarette from a

22:48

stranger started smoking everybody cleared

22:50

out and then he died

22:52

shortly after that two hours

22:54

later at 11 p .m

22:56

40 or a 50 year

22:58

old guy stumbles onto the

23:00

train Sees the man all

23:02

alone in his cart dead

23:04

He rifles through his pockets

23:06

really quick doesn't pull anything

23:09

out and Then begins to

23:11

sexually assault the man's body having

23:13

oral and anal sex

23:15

with the corpse. That

23:19

man, who did that to

23:22

the corpse, then stayed on

23:24

the train for over an

23:26

hour before leaving just after

23:28

midnight. Twenty

23:30

minutes later, another man

23:32

enters the same train

23:34

area, sees the

23:36

body, and then robs the

23:38

victim, going through his pockets and

23:41

everything and takes stuff out of his

23:43

Pockets and shirt and stuff some

23:45

in his By 12 30 a .m.

23:47

Is when the MTA conductor discovers the

23:49

dead body in the scene of

23:51

what's going on and Police are saying

23:53

that there's no indication that any

23:55

of these men these three men knew

23:58

each other You know the victim

24:00

didn't know those two men the two

24:02

men didn't know each other none

24:04

of them knew each other and investigators

24:06

are kind of like scrambling to

24:08

piece this together because they were like,

24:10

what the fuck? This is really

24:13

weird. So they

24:15

ended up releasing footage of both

24:17

suspects. The first

24:19

man is described to be

24:21

five foot nine around one hundred

24:23

and ninety five pounds with

24:25

a goatee and a LA Dodgers

24:27

cat on. They

24:30

initially thought they've identified him

24:32

as a guy from the Bronx,

24:35

but they went and arrested that guy and

24:37

they're like, oh, no, sorry, wrong guy. The

24:40

second robber remains a mystery.

24:42

They don't have much information about

24:44

him, but they did release

24:46

a photograph of him and Yeah,

24:48

just a Weird thing that

24:50

authorities are now urging anyone with

24:52

information to come forward stressing

24:55

that the small details could help

24:57

Capture what happened, you know

24:59

and captured these people that took

25:01

advantage of the corpse and

25:03

if we do have photographs that

25:05

we're gonna post up of

25:07

the first man who sexually assaulted

25:09

the corpse and tried to

25:11

rob it. And then the second

25:13

individual who robbed the corpse.

25:15

Oh, he robbed him of his

25:17

innocence. This is the first

25:19

individual. We got two photographs of

25:21

him. With wearing the

25:23

LA Dodgers hat and the yellow

25:25

hoodie with a black jacket. You

25:28

can see he's got a dark

25:30

goatee. And

25:32

then you ready for the

25:35

second person? I'm not

25:37

even sure if the second person's a man. Sorry.

25:41

No, it's not funny. That

25:44

doesn't look like a man. I

25:48

couldn't tell you that

25:50

those are boobs. That's

25:52

titties. If

25:54

it's not a woman, that's some man

25:56

titties. But that looks like a female.

25:59

Does it not? It's

26:02

hard to tell nowadays, you know, it could

26:04

be a thing then. I don't want to assume.

26:07

I mean, it's 5050, really. Yeah. Because I

26:09

mean, their their face is pretty covered

26:11

up on so you can't really go by

26:13

too much on their facial features. There's

26:16

only so much you can go by. Yeah.

26:18

But there you go. That

26:20

right there is my second

26:23

strange news article. And

26:25

if you have any tips,

26:27

call 1 -800 -577 -8477. It's in

26:29

New York Police Department Crime

26:31

Stoppers. I gotta say,

26:33

I'm not too thrilled about ever going to

26:35

New York and writing their subway. You

26:39

either get put in chokehold, you

26:41

either get burned alive or you

26:43

get robbed and robbed. Taking advantage

26:45

of. Yeah. Doesn't

26:47

sound too appealing. And it's always like

26:49

something in the subway. My question is, okay,

26:52

it's between like 11 to

26:54

midnight. How many people

26:57

came onto that train and walked

26:59

off? Yeah. And how many individuals

27:01

saw the assault going on and

27:03

didn't say anything. Is that a

27:05

common occurrence in New York on

27:07

the train? A subway? Is people

27:10

fucking? Is that common? Because I don't

27:12

know. If you are

27:14

a loved one, go

27:16

on the New York

27:18

subway and you have

27:20

seen individuals coid -using

27:22

on it, aka

27:25

fucking, please comment down below. Or

27:27

if you just seen some crazy shit on

27:29

the subway because obviously all kinds of shit

27:31

happens on the New York subway. Yeah, maybe

27:33

we should do it on the scene. No,

27:36

I'm good. But

27:38

that right there is my second news

27:40

article. I hope you enjoyed it. And I

27:42

hope those individuals are found and justice

27:44

is brought upon them. Right. That that's just

27:46

disturbing to. Yeah, it's fucked up, especially

27:48

on the second guy. I mean, the first

27:50

one, the shit he did, that's terrible.

27:52

But I mean, like the second one coming

27:55

on there and be like. Oh,

27:57

there's a dead person. Let me rob them. Let me

27:59

just rob them. Yeah,

28:01

soulless. All right.

28:03

So to continue on with strange news,

28:05

I'm not going to go with my

28:07

other flight. So I'll save that one.

28:09

I'll go with S racing. Now,

28:12

Aaron S racing as in

28:14

the letter S, not S

28:16

racing. Correct. you

28:19

know what type of racing this is? S

28:21

racing. Let me try

28:23

and guess S racing.

28:26

Snake racing. Uh,

28:28

hold on, I get like three guesses. Snake

28:31

racing. No. Does

28:33

it involve an animal? Technically,

28:36

kind of. Sexual racing.

28:40

Getting close. Ooh. Sadomasochism

28:43

racing. Nope. I

28:45

don't know. Sperm racing. What

28:47

the fuck? What? Sperm

28:49

racing. Okay. All

28:52

right. So this

28:54

news article is about what

28:56

millionaires are deciding to host

28:58

this year and They are

29:00

hosting the world's first sperm

29:02

race at the iconic venue

29:04

of Hollywood Palladium on April

29:06

25th of this year. Sorry

29:08

past Wait, April 25th What

29:10

is today you had me

29:12

like hold on wait, that's

29:14

nine days away. It is

29:16

I'm watching it I'm gonna

29:18

I'm gonna attend it. I'm

29:20

gonna I'm gonna you could

29:22

probably I'm gonna go blow my

29:24

load. So this event is

29:26

being organized by sperm racing,

29:29

which that is the group's name.

29:31

They are a group of

29:33

young millionaires who together had raised

29:35

over a million dollars to

29:37

help with what is being called

29:39

the Kentucky Derby of creative

29:41

juices. Now,

29:44

I know it sounds weird, but they're

29:47

doing this for a good cause. The

29:49

purpose of this. though is to help

29:51

bring to light the decline in male

29:53

fertility, which no one talks about. There's

29:55

a huge decline in it. Male

29:58

fertility has declined a

30:00

lot since 1973, compared to

30:02

the latest, uh, I

30:04

guess, test data of

30:07

2018, when they started looking

30:09

into this sperm racing, I

30:11

guess. There is a

30:13

chart, which I will post up here.

30:15

This reminded me of something that I

30:17

researched earlier this week that I'm going

30:19

to talk about in bonus episodes. So

30:22

fragile fertility, average

30:24

sperm count of men

30:26

worldwide in 1973 million sperm

30:28

per milliliter of semen

30:31

was 101 2018 49. So

30:33

it had dropped about

30:35

51%. So all that stuff

30:37

they're putting in the

30:39

water, turning the frogs gay.

30:42

But yeah, 51 % drop in sperm

30:44

count in men. And

30:46

then they go, they talk

30:48

about the, it's not just the

30:50

count, but also the sperm motility,

30:53

which I thought they meant mobility,

30:56

but I guess motility is the word they're

30:58

using, which is AKA how fast your sperm

31:00

moves, which is a big factor in fertility

31:03

as well. If they don't make it all

31:05

the way to the egg, nothing

31:07

happens. And

31:09

since no one really likes talking about the decline

31:11

in male fertility or just semen or sperm in

31:13

general. This is what

31:15

they're doing to bring light

31:17

to it sperm racing They're

31:19

like motto is turning health

31:21

into a sport Okay, they

31:23

are building the first -ever

31:25

race track for sperm where

31:28

they will have two competitors

31:30

two samples one microscopic finish

31:32

line They describe how this

31:34

race will work and no,

31:36

they're not gonna have someone

31:38

rub it out in public

31:40

what happened dang they're taking

31:42

samples beforehand, but Obviously, they

31:44

will have those people there. You

31:46

know, like, this is my sample. You ready

31:48

to bust? I'm about to

31:50

bust. Now, they say

31:53

the race works like this. We've

31:55

designed a microscopic racetrack that mimics

31:57

the reproductive system. Chemical signals,

31:59

fluid dynamics and synchronized starts.

32:02

High resolution cameras track every

32:04

microscopic move. It's all

32:06

live streamed, complete with stats,

32:09

leaderboards and instant replays.

32:11

Cool. The winner, the sperm that

32:13

crosses the finish line first, of course,

32:15

verified by advanced imaging. The stakes

32:17

have never been smaller or bigger. That's

32:19

what they say. So

32:21

obviously they're going to have

32:23

these high -resolution cameras with microscopic

32:26

lenses filming the little spermies

32:28

going down this fake reproductive

32:30

track to, I guess, an

32:32

egg or something. And

32:35

they're going to make sure they have, like, the finish

32:37

line photo to see who does it. Where's this being

32:39

held at again? at the

32:41

Hollywood Palladium

32:43

in California. Can

32:46

anyone sign up? I'm not

32:48

sure. But if you want to,

32:50

I think it's like spermracing .org

32:52

or .com. They have

32:54

their site. Spermracing.com.

32:58

Secure your spots. LA race tickets

33:00

out now. Secure your spot. How

33:03

much are the tickets? Ticketmaster. Ticketmaster.

33:05

They're selling it on Ticketmaster. Is

33:07

that to the event or to

33:09

actually like a compete? I think

33:12

this is just to the event

33:14

twenty bucks a ticket VIP balcony

33:16

standing twenty five hundred a ticket

33:18

general admission fifty dollars UCLA if

33:20

you go to UCLA twenty bucks

33:22

and the balcony VIP is twenty

33:24

five hundred bucks. Me

33:26

not bad pricing. Do

33:28

you see the elite collegiate athletes

33:30

compete in the ultimate battle of

33:32

fertility? So it's those just

33:34

only those two. It's those

33:36

two for now. But they're

33:38

planning on having it. Building

33:41

like a market around this to where fans

33:43

can pick their favorite competitors. That

33:46

could be athletes, celebrities,

33:49

whoever they want to be able to do this.

33:51

So yes, if this gets big.

33:54

Maybe Aaron you could I would love to

33:56

be a part of it You could be

33:58

part of this theories of the third kinds

34:00

Aaron come to blow his load to T3k

34:02

number one I'd create a jersey and everything

34:04

in Jersey was hell. Yeah, we'll have a

34:06

team Jersey and all that But yeah, they

34:08

are it's not just like it's not all

34:10

about just like the racing and the betting

34:13

I'm pretty sure there's only betting obviously But

34:15

it's to raise awareness is to raise awareness

34:17

and talk about turning health into a competition

34:19

and making male fertility something you could talk

34:21

about And not be uncomfortable. Like, hey,

34:23

do you watch the latest, you know, sperm

34:25

race? Hey, have you checked your testicles and

34:27

made sure they're good? Yeah. Have you got

34:29

doctor? You know, I mean, I

34:31

honestly could see that because who really comes

34:33

around like talk about certain like sperm and

34:35

like, oh, my fertility is low and all

34:38

that stuff. No one wants to talk about

34:40

that stuff. But then

34:42

you bring sperm racing in there. Did

34:44

you see how much that guy how

34:46

much load he had? Jesus Christ. He

34:48

must have a heavy sack. Right. He

34:50

must have been saving up for years.

34:52

Jesus, I don't know. I don't

34:54

know. I still don't know how you go about that conversation. But

34:57

yeah, it's a weird topic to

34:59

talk about. And they say that you

35:01

can actually train. Like

35:04

build your body, become healthier, which

35:06

will make your sperm healthier and all

35:08

that. So they travel faster and more

35:10

of it. So that's the

35:12

reason why they want to, you know, bring it

35:14

more to light. But

35:16

yeah. I

35:19

found that news hard on I couldn't stop

35:21

laughing when I was reading it. And the

35:23

fact that they have multiple sites, their Instagram

35:25

posts are hilarious. I

35:27

mean, obviously you can win money.

35:29

Here's their Instagram post sperm racing and

35:31

start up launching the world's first

35:34

live sperm race. Ways raises one million.

35:37

But obviously you can

35:39

win money. Yeah. So

35:42

that's a great news article. Thank

35:44

you for sharing that with us. You're

35:46

welcome. Sperm race ready seeing sperm

35:48

racing. Buy your

35:50

tickets now All right, but you

35:52

see their site out they have

35:54

it like a boxing match in

35:57

the ring. Honestly, it's great advertising.

35:59

Yeah, it's perfect Yeah, that was

36:01

my second strange news article. Well,

36:03

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36:05

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of Missouri. So

38:00

there's the 70 year

38:02

old foster woman from

38:04

a tiny town called

38:06

Winfield, which is like

38:08

70ish, maybe a little

38:10

less miles north west

38:13

of St. Louis, Missouri.

38:15

Okay. Now the 70 year

38:18

old foster woman, foster mom

38:20

has been a, I take the title

38:22

of mom away from her, take it

38:24

away from her. She's just a woman.

38:27

Anyway, she's been arrested

38:29

and charged with child

38:31

abuse and endangerment Authorities

38:33

are looking into whether

38:35

she traded one of

38:37

her adopted daughters to

38:39

someone in Texas for

38:41

a monkey Traded her

38:43

daughter for a monkey

38:46

Yeah, that what is

38:48

she being charged with

38:50

who child abuse and

38:52

endangerment Wouldn't that be

38:54

considered child trafficking? Yes, but she didn't

38:56

get that charge, but she is sitting

38:58

in jail right now on a $250

39:00

,000 bond and her next court date

39:02

is coming up soon. Now

39:05

the town she's from,

39:07

Winfield, Missouri, has around

39:09

1 ,500 people total. It's

39:11

way out in the middle of nowhere, about

39:13

an hour northwest of St. Louis. And

39:16

over the past 15

39:19

years, this woman

39:21

has been a

39:23

foster or adoptive parent

39:25

to around 200

39:27

kids. From 15 years,

39:29

you said 15 years

39:31

over 200 kids. According

39:34

to the prosecutor from Lincoln County,

39:36

which is that county that they're in,

39:39

some of these kids

39:41

allegedly went through serious

39:44

abuse. Now, the

39:46

whole thing started back in

39:48

February of this year.

39:50

When a school resource officer

39:52

noted that one of

39:54

the girls that was living

39:56

with that woman Was

39:58

skipping class When they begin

40:01

to dig deeper into

40:03

why this was happening They

40:05

heard about a rumor

40:07

that was circulating around the

40:09

school This rumor was

40:11

that that girl had been

40:13

shipped off to Texas

40:15

and traded for an exotic

40:18

animal That's what

40:20

the rumor was going around at the

40:22

school and the resource officer heard

40:24

about it and was like what the

40:26

fuck? Some of her friends were

40:28

there at the school and they were

40:30

keeping tabs on her and talking

40:32

to her and she was communicating with

40:34

them I'm being shipped off to

40:36

Texas and traded for a fucking monkey.

40:38

I don't have no control over

40:40

this and Then those girls started talking

40:42

and that rumor started to spread

40:44

like hey what happened to her Yeah,

40:47

so Texas child welfare folks

40:49

ended up hearing about this and

40:51

they actually found her the girl

40:53

and put her in a group

40:55

home. So she was in Missouri

40:57

and she really was shipped off

40:59

to Texas. She's

41:01

apparently doing OK now, but

41:03

she told authorities that her

41:05

adoptive mom, the 70 year

41:07

old who's had over 200

41:09

kids, beat her with stuff

41:11

like wooden trim, shoes and

41:13

a paddle. She tried

41:16

to tell people of

41:18

this abuse, but nobody believed

41:20

her. Now the woman

41:22

in Texas that she was

41:24

shipped off to both

41:26

her and the foster mom

41:28

are into exotic animals. Two

41:31

witnesses came forward saying that

41:33

they were asked by the foster

41:35

mom to drive the girl

41:37

to Texas from Missouri to Texas

41:40

and bring back a monkey

41:42

that's going to be given to

41:44

them for the girl. One

41:46

of the prosecutors came forward and

41:48

made a statement and said

41:51

look there's some smoke here. We

41:53

got to figure out if

41:55

there's fire We're treating this like

41:57

a possible human trafficking case

41:59

because well trading a kid for

42:01

monkey. That's human trafficking Yeah,

42:04

now the girl described living in

42:06

filthy conditions in Texas whenever

42:08

she arrived there. She was left

42:10

alone for days to take

42:12

care of exotic animals The

42:15

foster mom claims that she

42:17

just sent the girl there to

42:19

quote -unquote take a break But

42:21

when Texas authorities showed up

42:24

the Texas woman the woman that

42:26

was living there basically said

42:28

I don't know how she got

42:30

here I don't want her

42:32

here anymore. She's not supposed to

42:34

be here Yeah Jesus meanwhile

42:36

as people in Missouri were Investigating

42:38

the foster mom. What was

42:41

uncovered is that over the past

42:43

15 years? The

42:45

child abuse hotline has

42:47

had over 250 calls

42:49

specifically about that foster

42:51

mom Abusing kids and

42:53

they didn't do a

42:55

damn thing. No criminal

42:58

reports wherever were written

43:00

up from any of

43:02

those calls Even get

43:04

this even last November

43:06

November of 2024 the

43:08

Missouri Department Social Services

43:10

the children's division received

43:12

a tip that there

43:15

was a girl there

43:17

being abused by that

43:19

foster mother. And they

43:21

did nothing. They

43:23

didn't even go and investigate it or

43:25

do a visit. They did

43:27

nothing. And

43:29

the news station, of course,

43:31

asked the Missouri Department of

43:33

Social Services, hey, you

43:35

got this tip last year in November. Why

43:37

didn't you do anything? You

43:39

know what they said? Nothing.

43:42

They didn't say anything. They are

43:44

staying tight -lipped and the only

43:46

thing they say, we're

43:48

just, it's all confidential. We're

43:50

not going to comment on anything, but

43:52

we do want to tell folks to

43:54

call their hotline if they suspect abuse.

43:57

That's what they fucking said. It's

43:59

like they called your hotline and nothing

44:01

fucking happened. I want to

44:03

be surprised they come out and be like,

44:05

we were working with authorities to try to

44:07

narrow down the human trafficking thing. And this

44:09

was just part of it. And we succeeded

44:11

in stopping. Any more kids from

44:13

being shipped to Texas sounds like

44:15

they just didn't give a fuck. They

44:17

just don't give a fuck Yeah,

44:19

so yeah, you got monkeys trafficking rumors

44:21

200 kids over 15 years being

44:23

abused and a whole lot of questions

44:25

how all of this happened and

44:27

The state services did not catch any

44:29

of it when it was all

44:31

being reported That's insane what it took

44:33

was a girl contacting her friends

44:36

and a rumor starting at a school

44:38

and a resource officer looking into

44:40

that rumor it almost makes you think

44:42

or wonder if

44:44

someone has social services is connected

44:46

to that lady. And

44:48

getting money for exotic animals, getting money

44:50

for kids for her to be able

44:52

to ship down there to get exotic

44:55

animals. You know, as crazy as

44:57

that sounds, it's not that

44:59

crazy. It's happened before with judges. Oh,

45:01

yeah. Judges juvenile homes. Yeah. And

45:03

they'll get kickbacks for sending them

45:05

to juvenile homes or prisons and

45:07

stuff like that. Yep. It's called

45:09

cash for kids. It's fucked up.

45:11

It happened not too long ago.

45:14

So that's all a couple like

45:16

shows on it doing it I

45:18

mean it happens and it's fucked

45:20

up and honestly this sounds like

45:23

that because 200 kids 200 plus

45:25

kids in 15 years and having

45:27

over 250 Reports on just this

45:29

lady alone, and they didn't do

45:31

nothing. Mm -hmm Something's corrupt there. Yeah,

45:33

put me in the room with

45:36

the 70 year old bitch for

45:38

30 seconds See

45:42

the sperm racing go She's gonna

45:44

experience it first hand pow pow

45:46

train corpse gonna have nothing on

45:48

her No, I'm just joking this

45:50

joke justice will do its course.

45:52

Hopefully hopefully The afterlife it will

45:54

that's that's crazy that Lady and

45:56

Texas is like, I don't know

45:59

how she got here. I don't

46:01

want her here. No, it's like

46:03

damn bitch Yeah, you know she's

46:05

taken care of your exotic animals

46:07

and you ship the monkey back

46:09

up there. Oh Yeah.

46:11

But anyways, that right there was my

46:13

last strange news article. I hope you all

46:15

enjoyed it. Oh, man,

46:17

social services. That's like something we got

46:19

to look into. Yeah. I

46:22

had a family member who worked for social services

46:25

in the state of Texas. And

46:27

that individual was saying how

46:29

they lacked a massive amount

46:31

of resources from the state.

46:33

They didn't have anywhere. They

46:36

were getting kids dropped off like

46:38

babies. Kids dropped off to

46:40

them. And This individual had to

46:42

turn their office into like a place

46:44

for the kids to sleep. They

46:46

would put down mattresses and blankets in

46:48

their office and allow the kids

46:51

to sleep there because they had nowhere

46:53

like no homes or nowhere to

46:55

put them because the state wasn't helping.

46:58

I could understand that. It sucks. There's not

47:00

a lot of places for people to

47:02

be taken care of like that. And then

47:04

especially like orphans. Then you got these

47:06

billionaires written out of all the fucking house

47:08

or buying the houses and then rent

47:10

them out as Airbnb's. And then you got

47:12

all these other homes that are like

47:14

fucking being bought up by large corporations on

47:16

the land being bought up. And then

47:19

you got eggs that are like $12 a

47:21

fucking dozen. And the news

47:23

is worried about Katy Perry flying up

47:25

in a fucking spaceship. Who gives a

47:27

shit? Women are in space.

47:29

Oh, empowerment. Cool. You know,

47:31

I'm fucking dying over here. I don't give

47:33

a shit. My life's in shambles. Obviously, we know

47:35

it's all theatrics there for that one. Have

47:37

you seen that video? We're opening the

47:39

door and opening the door. The door opened

47:41

up before and they hurt up and shut it.

47:44

And then Jeff Bezos went and put on

47:46

an act that he opened it up. You

47:48

see that damn thing fly open like it was

47:50

made of plastic. And the ladies just like

47:52

close it like and then like supposedly the news

47:54

media covered that one up saying, oh, like

47:56

it was glitching our system. It's back up now.

47:58

But we lost audio inside. We don't know

48:00

what's being said. They were

48:02

getting yelled at like, you're not supposed to

48:04

open the door. Don't open the door. And

48:06

then Jeff Bezos pretending to unlock it with

48:09

the key thing. Yeah, it's so dumb. Supposedly

48:11

there was a video like a drone video

48:13

footage of Bezos like walking around it. Around

48:15

those capsule and he trips

48:18

and falls. So that

48:20

video is out there. Nice. So,

48:22

yeah. Yeah, that's out there. Yeah,

48:24

they came they came out of that

48:26

capsule without wearing any type of airtight

48:28

suit, no helmets, no protective gloves, no

48:30

protective boots. That's because they didn't really

48:32

go to space. Hmm.

48:34

They went to low orbit, which

48:36

is dumb. Yeah,

48:38

this rocket looked like a dildo. It

48:41

did. Anyway, but

48:43

yeah, it's it's a shame that they're calling them all astronauts

48:45

when they didn't go into space and all that. And then

48:47

you have all these people that actually train to be astronauts.

48:51

These celebrities just pay money going a little over and

48:53

then no, they're now an astronaut. We

48:55

ain't worried about that shit, you know, they

48:57

need to take care of their own citizens and

48:59

instead sending people into space. And then, of

49:01

course, Katy Perry coming down, kissing the ground like,

49:03

oh, it's so scary. Bitch, you were up

49:05

there for 11 minutes. I'm

49:08

sorry, 11 minutes and oh, I'm so

49:10

glad to be on the ground. Oh my

49:12

God. What about those guys stuck on

49:14

the fucking space station? I think they

49:16

were falling. I don't know. Have

49:19

they been picked up yet? I think

49:21

they have. they have. Yeah, I couldn't

49:23

look at look at her the same

49:25

after she dated Russell Brand and then

49:27

dated fucking what's his name? Riff Raff.

49:30

Oh gosh. Anyway. Yeah. All

49:32

right. So what is funny? What

49:34

is your last strange news article,

49:36

Dan? Well, my last one

49:38

is another flight. This

49:40

one is about a married

49:42

couple, Jennifer Collin and

49:44

Mitchell Ring. They were

49:47

flying from Melbourne, Australia to

49:49

Qatar. So about 10 hours

49:51

into that flight, a lady

49:53

had gone to the bathroom and came

49:55

back out. When she had

49:57

came back out, she ended

49:59

up collapsing onto the floor

50:01

in the middle of the

50:03

aisle and supposedly became unresponsive.

50:07

The flight attendants they all rushed did

50:09

what they're supposed to do try

50:11

to give her CPR Yelled around like

50:14

hey anybody a medical doctor can

50:16

help. No, obviously no one was Gonna

50:18

find out the lady died So

50:20

now that they're 10 hour into a

50:22

14 hour body That's what we're

50:24

about to get into. Oh god. So

50:27

this is bad as a train.

50:29

I hope No, not as bad as

50:31

a train. Okay. So this was

50:33

a 14 hour flight from Melbourne, Australia

50:35

to Qatar And this was only

50:37

10 hours into it. Obviously,

50:40

they couldn't just turn around or

50:42

and there wasn't really anywhere to

50:44

just kind of emergency land. So

50:47

they continue to fight. Her

50:50

body is going to go and rig a mortise. So what

50:52

they do is they would usually get

50:54

the body and they would take it

50:56

to part of the plane where like

50:58

no one's around and they'll set it

51:00

up. Set it up.

51:02

Come say hello to the dead body.

51:04

Literally, they know they would put it

51:06

into a chair, put a sheet over

51:08

it and buckle it in. Because

51:10

there's no there's no like no bed or anything

51:12

to lay it in. So that's what they have

51:14

to do. Now, they did put

51:17

her into a wheelchair and try to

51:19

get her to like first class area to

51:21

where it was like, I guess, like

51:23

a loan or an area that, you know,

51:25

she'd be alone, the body be alone. But

51:28

the wheelchair wouldn't go through the aisle. And

51:31

I'm guessing this wasn't a light lady. So

51:34

as they were stuck

51:36

there, the flight attendants

51:38

looked to their left and saw

51:40

a couple sitting in a row

51:42

that had, uh, what, three seats?

51:45

Four, three or four seats? Please

51:47

tell me they moved the couple. They're

51:50

like, Hey, uh, could 'all scoot over?

51:52

Oh my fucking God. Couple

51:54

just looked at them. Jennifer and

51:56

Mitchell. Okay. Scoot

51:58

them over. Now they had

52:00

a a rowmate They put

52:03

the dead body in the

52:05

seat beside Mitchell put a

52:07

sheet over and strapped her

52:09

in Mitchell and Jennifer just

52:11

like hey, there's open seats.

52:13

Can we move? Fight

52:16

attendance. No, you

52:18

can't Why? They

52:20

were gonna put the dead body there the

52:22

dead bodies there now he has to sit but

52:24

Mitchell has to sit right beside the dead

52:26

body. Mm -hmm. So the rest of the flight Mitchell

52:29

and Jennifer had to sit in the same row with this

52:31

dead body. Even though, obviously, I

52:33

hate to say it, there was one

52:35

seat open now, considering she's no longer

52:37

sitting in that seat. I hate

52:39

to say that, but there's obviously seats

52:41

open, but yet they did not relocate them

52:43

anywhere. They made them sit there because

52:45

that means that they would have to like

52:47

walk past the body. So

52:50

for four hours, they sat beside

52:52

this body wouldn't be moved or

52:54

nothing. And then afterwards, everyone

52:56

deported. Uh, is it deboarded or

52:58

they got off the plane? They

53:00

unboarded the plane. They got off

53:02

the plane except for Mitchell and

53:04

Jennifer. Because if they got off

53:07

the plane, they would touch the body, which they would

53:09

have to sit there and wait for the medical people

53:11

to come and get the body off the plane before

53:13

they could get off the plane. I

53:15

hope they got compensated. Funny

53:17

enough, no. They

53:19

didn't get compensated. They

53:21

didn't nothing. They didn't care. They didn't ask them

53:23

like, how are y 'all doing? Are you traumatized

53:25

by the What happened? I know you had

53:27

to sit beside the body. No, nothing. They

53:31

just acted like everything was normal. I'm

53:34

sorry, but if I had to sit beside a dead body

53:36

the whole time, you're going to compensate me for fucking something.

53:39

Yeah, if you don't move me, I'm going to start screaming bomb. Bomb

53:41

or I'm open at the fucking door and we're all going

53:44

out. We're going. OK,

53:47

I wouldn't go that far. All right. But still,

53:49

like, I mean, how uncomfortable

53:51

is that to be they were going

53:53

on vacation? And granted, they

53:55

had to sit beside a dead body for four hours.

53:57

Now, I'm not saying that no one else had to

53:59

do it. I mean, the flight attendants had to move

54:01

the body and then people sitting behind and the other

54:03

side. But this Mitchell was

54:05

sitting right beside the body. Fuck,

54:07

man. And obviously they don't know

54:09

what she died from. So it's like,

54:12

hey, let's keep somebody right beside her in case,

54:14

you know, maybe it's contagious. So

54:17

yeah, the only thing that the airliner

54:19

did, they called the family of the lady

54:21

that passed away and gave their condolences,

54:23

but. Mitchell and Jennifer. Nothing. They're

54:25

just like it is what it is. I

54:27

would have went to the news as well.

54:29

Oh, definitely. So, yeah, they had

54:31

to ride four hours beside a dead body.

54:34

Nothing. Nothing was given to him. Nothing

54:37

compensated. I'd get an attorney and sue

54:39

not not even like, are you okay or

54:41

anything like that? They literally just treated

54:43

them like they were nothing. That's

54:45

how airlines do nowadays, you

54:47

know, they fucking treat people horribly.

54:50

They don't give a shit about you.

54:52

All they give a shit about is

54:54

your money. Then honestly From what they

54:56

said the other than not moving Mitchell

54:58

and Jennifer the fighter tenders did what

55:00

they were supposed to do like correctly

55:02

It's just they shouldn't have put her

55:04

the body beside somebody like that Yeah,

55:06

and supposedly there's been deaths on planes

55:08

and stuff month like many of times

55:10

and if worse comes worse sticker ass

55:12

in the bathroom You got another bathroom

55:14

with the front stick in the back

55:16

of the bathroom. I mean it's going

55:19

across country So obviously there's gonna be

55:21

more than one bathroom. Yeah But

55:24

yeah, it's I Don't know.

55:26

I couldn't do that. Yeah,

55:28

neither could I Well, hopefully

55:30

they get compensated highly doubt

55:32

it but because it doesn't

55:34

seem like they're going to

55:36

even with all the news

55:38

on it and The airliners

55:40

just we contacted the family

55:42

of the deceased lady and

55:44

gave our condolences. What about

55:47

Mitchell and Jennifer? Man,

55:50

that piss that pissed me off. That

55:52

would piss me off tremendously. We're all going

55:54

down. We're all going down

55:56

together. You ain't you ain't moving this bitch

55:58

away from me. Well, I'm opening up the exit,

56:00

bro. Like, I'm not going to say

56:02

like she's stalking like that, but I don't know. I've never

56:04

been side of side of dead body like that. Don't

56:07

know what she died from or anything like that.

56:09

I mean, it's just that's insane to think. Like,

56:12

I hope I never have to be in a situation

56:14

like that, because honestly, I don't know how I would

56:16

act. I'm usually a

56:18

calm, quiet guy. Do something like that, you

56:20

might see a different side. Yeah. I

56:23

might be swallowing some fucking rosary beads and

56:25

fucking beating chairs and Spartan kicking. Just

56:28

saying. Well, hopefully you never have

56:30

that happen to you. But thank

56:32

you for that last strange news

56:34

article. I loved it. I

56:36

don't know. I stumbled upon these two flight ones and I'm just

56:38

like, damn. Well, thank you for

56:40

that. And do you want to go

56:42

into bonus ones? Because I got a

56:44

I got a short bonus. It's not

56:46

really a news article. It was something

56:48

that I. Looked up the other day. Yeah,

56:51

we can go into our bonus ones because

56:53

mean the one I have is a very short

56:55

one, but it's actually pretty crazy. So

56:57

is mine. I was

57:00

looking up. Actually, let me

57:02

backtrack. Let me set the scene. It's

57:04

like three a .m. And I'm unable to sleep

57:06

because I just woke up from a nightmare. He

57:09

just woke up from practicing to be in

57:11

the sperm racing. No, it was a nightmare.

57:13

I had this happen to me all the time.

57:15

I'll go to sleep usually like around 10 or

57:18

11. I'll have a nightmare and wake

57:20

up around like two or three and I won't be able

57:22

to go back to sleep till like four or five. Are

57:24

you taking melatonin before? Yes. You're

57:27

taking too much of it. I've

57:29

taken five milligrams. That's

57:31

the least amount of people who take

57:33

50. I think you take

57:35

either like one, two or three. But if

57:37

you take melatonin and you're having nightmares, it's

57:40

too much melatonin. That's what it means. I can't

57:42

take it. I mean, I can't take any less than

57:44

what I'm taking. And I know that's the same

57:46

with me. I'm taking five milligram. If I take anything

57:48

less, it doesn't do nothing. And then,

57:50

of course, you obviously heard my dream

57:52

that I had last night. Anyway,

57:55

so I'm laying there unable to

57:57

go back to sleep because I had

57:59

my nightmare. And

58:01

my mind's just wondering. And

58:03

then for some reason, I decided

58:05

to look up near -sightedness, you

58:07

know, where you're you are unable

58:09

to see far away. That's what

58:11

I was, but you see up

58:13

close. And it's what I

58:15

am as well. I can't see far away. And

58:17

then I wondered. How

58:19

did people survive back in

58:21

the day when they didn't

58:23

have classes, cavemen? And

58:26

I read some articles that like,

58:28

oh, well, those individuals weren't the

58:30

hunters. They were

58:32

they prepared food. There's

58:34

photographs or not photographs,

58:36

but cave paintings, cave

58:38

paintings and. writings that

58:40

talk about these elders that hold stuff

58:43

close to their face to read it

58:45

and to talk about it. And those

58:47

individuals, they believe needed glasses. So I'm

58:49

like, oh, OK, cool. That sounds to

58:51

me like farsighted that they don't know

58:53

that that close because when you're near

58:55

sighted, you don't have to hold it

58:58

that close. But I mean, so I

59:00

guess either way. Yeah.

59:02

So I learned that

59:04

the correct term

59:06

for nearsightedness is called

59:08

myopia and I

59:10

came across an interesting

59:12

chart about individuals

59:14

with myopia. And

59:17

in the year 2000, 22

59:19

% of the population

59:21

had myopia. By

59:25

2020, 33

59:28

% of the population

59:30

had myopia. So went

59:32

from 22 to 33. They

59:34

are projecting by the

59:37

year 2050. 52

59:40

% of the population

59:42

will have myopia by

59:44

2100. Everyone

59:46

will be nearsighted.

59:50

Computer screens, cell phone screens. That

59:52

is what they're claiming is because

59:54

I'm like, well, does it have

59:56

to do with the environment? Does

59:59

it have to do with like

1:00:01

genetics? It's they're saying it's a

1:00:03

cause of everything, your environment, genetics,

1:00:05

as well as. They're saying computer

1:00:07

screens and phones and then being

1:00:09

close to your face and a

1:00:12

lot of the kids and adults

1:00:14

having that it's degrading your vision

1:00:16

and your develop people are developing

1:00:18

myopia at incredible rates and no

1:00:20

one's talking about it and they're

1:00:22

saying That if you want to

1:00:25

if you're a young person and

1:00:27

you're looking at a fucking profession

1:00:29

become an eye doctor Yeah, because

1:00:31

they're gonna become very popular here

1:00:33

pretty soon Because people just keep

1:00:35

developing it. Yeah. So

1:00:37

I had, I guess, myopia. I

1:00:40

was near sighted. I got

1:00:42

tired of buying glasses. And what really

1:00:44

put me on to getting the Lasik

1:00:46

was I got tired of buying sunglasses

1:00:48

that were prescription as well, unless I

1:00:50

want to look like a dweeb and

1:00:52

buy those ones that go onto your

1:00:54

glasses and fold up or something like

1:00:57

that. I like those. I hated them

1:00:59

because. They

1:01:01

always made the glasses feel bulky and heavier. So

1:01:04

I got tired of buying prescription sunglasses. And

1:01:06

then, of course, if you buy it online

1:01:08

or something like that, you have the chance

1:01:10

that they fuck up, then you're screwed. Then

1:01:13

you have, of course, you buy them in person. They

1:01:15

end up putting the lenses in the wrong side or they

1:01:17

mess up, then you have to give it back. This

1:01:20

all happened to me. So I already know. So

1:01:22

I was just like, you know, if I

1:01:24

think about the outcome, like later on,

1:01:26

how much I pay in sunglasses and

1:01:28

glasses over the years, because my eyes

1:01:31

are just going to start like keep

1:01:33

degrading. I was like, if I

1:01:35

get this in the long run, it's

1:01:37

probably the same and I won't have to

1:01:39

worry about wearing anything anymore. Yeah.

1:01:42

It's worked out good for you. Worked out good. They did

1:01:44

say probably in a couple of years, I

1:01:46

will have to read, not read, but

1:01:48

wear reading glasses. And they're just like,

1:01:50

that's probably just with old age, though. I'm

1:01:52

like, bitch, I'm not that old. You're

1:01:54

old. You're almost 40. Congratulations. Yeah.

1:01:57

They just said, like, you'll probably have to

1:01:59

use reading glasses to help read and all that.

1:02:01

I was like, you know what? I don't

1:02:03

care. That's fine. Yeah. I just I just want

1:02:06

to be able to see far away and

1:02:08

be able to wear normal sunglasses because I'm tired

1:02:10

of buying all these ones and then You

1:02:12

come to find out like a year later your

1:02:14

eyes change again And now you have to

1:02:16

buy new ones and you can't buy lenses and

1:02:18

stuff for those glasses that you have because

1:02:20

now those frames Are out of style or they

1:02:22

don't make them no more So there's always

1:02:25

a new set coming out so you can't just

1:02:27

keep reason reusing stuff And that's where they

1:02:29

make all that damn money telling you become an

1:02:31

eye doctor if you're young Yeah.

1:02:34

Anyway, so that's my bonus story right

1:02:36

there. Not really a story, just kind of

1:02:38

like a thought bonus thought. I mean,

1:02:40

it's. I didn't know it

1:02:42

was called myopia, but then again, I didn't

1:02:44

know that it was like increasing that

1:02:46

much. And honestly, the more technology advances, it

1:02:48

seems the more. It's

1:02:51

happening. Mm hmm. What

1:02:53

you think? A lot of the

1:02:55

screens and computers and phones, they all come

1:02:57

with like the blue light filters on it,

1:02:59

which hurt your eyes. Yeah. Well. The blue

1:03:01

light hurts your eyes, the filter's supposed to

1:03:03

help. But have you tried using the

1:03:05

filter on the computer and stuff? Oh,

1:03:07

it's horrible. Oh,

1:03:10

you want to see? Well, I showed you

1:03:13

the glasses that I wore today. Yeah, the

1:03:15

yellow slash orange ones that helped

1:03:17

out with the blue light and

1:03:20

gave me HD high definition vision.

1:03:22

I guess they call it nighttime filter. Oh,

1:03:25

it's a nighttime filter on your laptop. Yeah,

1:03:28

that's to consider the blue filter. And

1:03:30

I'm guessing it makes your computer hard to

1:03:32

read. It changes,

1:03:34

like, the coloring of it. It

1:03:36

makes it to, like, more of

1:03:38

a warm color. So it looks

1:03:41

like orange -brown. And it's supposed to

1:03:43

help your eyes. It's supposed to help your eyes, but honestly, it

1:03:45

makes it hard to read. I think

1:03:47

it's easier on the phone. I

1:03:49

don't know where it is on the... Yeah, see

1:03:51

how it's, like, orange -ish? Nah,

1:03:53

I don't like that. Yeah,

1:03:55

that's terrible. Yeah. Like,

1:03:57

I do not like that. It does...

1:03:59

don't know how that helps at all.

1:04:02

Yeah. Well, I

1:04:04

guess we go on

1:04:07

to your bonus story. All

1:04:09

right. So. It's

1:04:11

called Cheeto called Cheeto. But

1:04:14

the real name is called Cheeto

1:04:16

Zard. OK, like Charizard.

1:04:18

I think I know this. Someone.

1:04:24

Back in 2018

1:04:26

to 2022. Had

1:04:29

found a three inch long flaming

1:04:31

hot Cheeto in the shape of the

1:04:34

Pokemon Charizard now saw the headline

1:04:36

for this I'm just like there's no

1:04:38

there's no way it looks just

1:04:40

like it and I went and I

1:04:42

looked at it and it looks

1:04:44

like a damn Charizard like the hunched

1:04:46

over and all that looks like

1:04:49

a damn Charizard which There's a photo

1:04:51

of it there It looks like

1:04:53

a Charizard mm -hmm, but that's not

1:04:55

the crazy part the crazy part is

1:04:57

they sold it they Put in

1:04:59

like a plastic container. They even made

1:05:01

like a Cheeto Zard Pokemon frame

1:05:04

for it and ended up going into

1:05:06

auction. It sold for

1:05:08

eighty seven thousand eight hundred forty dollars

1:05:10

for a Cheeto that looked like

1:05:12

Charizard. Who the fuck bought that? I

1:05:14

have no idea. But you know

1:05:16

what? It was, you know what? I

1:05:18

guarantee you. Who? Hold

1:05:20

on. Wasn't post Malone.

1:05:23

He only but he bought a magic gathering. One

1:05:26

ring to Frito lay. a

1:05:28

subsidiary of Pepsi Company. Frito

1:05:32

Lay makes Cheetos. Think they

1:05:34

bought it? What

1:05:36

a great marketing technique. If

1:05:38

you have an insider and you

1:05:41

give him, you say, oh, look, hey,

1:05:43

there's an auction going on about

1:05:45

a Cheeto that looks like Charizard. Let's

1:05:47

go get two of our individuals from

1:05:49

Frito Lay to go in there and bid

1:05:51

on it and run it up to

1:05:54

80 something thousand. Then all these news headlines

1:05:56

are going to pick up the news

1:05:58

that, oh, This Cheeto shaped like Charizard sold

1:06:00

for 80 ,000. What do people are? What

1:06:02

are people going to start doing now?

1:06:04

They're saying, oh, well, I want the chance

1:06:06

to get a Cheeto that's shaped uniquely

1:06:08

and sell it. They go buy Cheetos.

1:06:11

It's a fucking perfect marketing

1:06:13

technique. I mean, I do

1:06:15

agree. That is a perfect

1:06:17

marketing technique. From 2018

1:06:19

to 2022, it was kept

1:06:21

at the first and goal

1:06:23

collectibles place. And then I

1:06:26

guess they started posting online and

1:06:28

it gained popularity on social media in

1:06:30

the late 2024. And then

1:06:32

there were like 60 bids on the

1:06:34

uniquely shaped snack. According to listing, the

1:06:36

winning bid was 72 ,000 plus a

1:06:38

buyer's premium, which ended up being into

1:06:40

like 87 ,000 Asian 40. And

1:06:42

it was actually sold this past Sunday, I

1:06:45

believe, Frito lay in 2023,

1:06:47

Frito lays North America ad

1:06:49

spending. You

1:06:51

don't want to know how

1:06:53

much they spent on

1:06:55

ads Frida lay did in

1:06:57

North America in 2023

1:06:59

52 million More or less

1:07:01

a billions hundreds millions

1:07:04

hundred and sixty three million

1:07:06

so 80 something thousand

1:07:08

bucks For that viral marketing

1:07:10

is nothing to them.

1:07:12

They spend 80 ,000 bucks

1:07:14

and you have all of

1:07:16

these news agencies Picking

1:07:18

up this article and publishing it publishing

1:07:20

it publishing it and then everybody talks

1:07:22

about it And they're saying oh, I

1:07:24

want a chance to get a uniquely

1:07:26

shaped Cheeto Let me go buy a

1:07:28

bunch of Cheetos and it spikes the

1:07:30

cells of Cheetos fucking brilliant idea, you

1:07:32

know, it's like that time where people

1:07:34

were It was like the one guy

1:07:36

that made a slice of toast Jesus

1:07:38

and Jesus on it and the next

1:07:40

thing you know people are just like

1:07:42

oh, but here there's Jesus on this

1:07:45

I found this piece of wood and

1:07:47

look there's Jesus on it Jesus is

1:07:49

the bread. Jesus is the bread. But

1:07:51

yeah, it's just like that. And

1:07:53

now people, like you said, probably going

1:07:56

to buy Cheetos and try to

1:07:58

find all kinds of fucking Pokemon. But

1:08:00

still, the fact that this one

1:08:02

looks like a Charizard is pretty badass, though.

1:08:04

Yeah. When I have bought it for eighty seven

1:08:06

thousand. No. Yeah. When

1:08:08

I when I put it in the plastic case and have it in my room

1:08:10

somewhere, probably. Yeah.

1:08:13

They need it. Nice. Honestly,

1:08:16

I probably would have found it be like, oh, that's pretty cool.

1:08:18

And then just like bit the head off of it and then

1:08:20

continued on. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't think

1:08:22

anything of it. Then again, I can't remember the last

1:08:24

time I actually had Cheetos. It's been a long time

1:08:26

since I've had Cheetos. I like the taste

1:08:28

of Cheetos, except for the fact they get stuck in

1:08:30

my teeth so much. But yeah,

1:08:33

that's 87, almost 88

1:08:35

,000 for a Cheeto. No,

1:08:38

it's insane. Yeah. And I'm over here

1:08:40

struggling to survive just like everybody else. I'm

1:08:42

over here trying to sell my cards. I'm

1:08:45

over here trying to sell my sperm. If

1:08:47

you are a loved one or attending

1:08:49

the sperm racing or you have a cheeto

1:08:51

that's shaped very uniquely, please let us

1:08:53

know. We would love to hear from you.

1:08:55

That's right. But with that being

1:08:57

said, do you have any other things you

1:08:59

would like to add? Any other stories? Anything else

1:09:01

you would like to talk about before we

1:09:03

end this episode? No, I don't got

1:09:05

anything else. I don't have any more. Strange

1:09:09

news articles until 12 .5 saving

1:09:11

up some of them. But if

1:09:13

for some reason you cannot get

1:09:15

enough of us today, we are

1:09:17

releasing a premium episode That is

1:09:19

a story time episode where we

1:09:21

talk about unique stories that happen

1:09:23

in our lives As well as

1:09:25

a food tasting along with it

1:09:27

and we have some very unique

1:09:29

foods that we're going to be

1:09:32

tasting Yep, and if you're on

1:09:34

super gas, we did post a

1:09:36

short like nine minute video showing

1:09:38

off the stuff that we bought

1:09:40

and collected and there are some

1:09:42

unique ones that Someone

1:09:44

will probably be throwing up. Yeah, I'm

1:09:46

probably gonna throw up during it,

1:09:48

but anyway, but with that being said