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Hey there, Brooke here, and I'm coming to
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your feed on a non-release day to tell
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you about a show that I know you're
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gonna love. So stay tuned,
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and I promise you won't be disappointed.
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Someone Just Like You is an indie horror
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podcast that you don't want to miss. From
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Jeremy Ellit, producer of The Subjective
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Truth and 2 Flat Earthers Kidnappa
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Freemason, comes a chilling
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new science fiction anthology series. I
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just listened to the first episode, and
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I was immediately blown away by the
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immersive sound design, the gruesome
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detail dragging me deeper into the
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story and into my terror. Someone
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just like you is not for the faint
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of heart or stomach.
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But you're not faint-hearted, are you?
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You're here because you already love Thirteen.
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And if you're a fan of other
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But you don't have to take my word for it. Stay
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tuned and hear it for yourself. I've
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got the first episode right here, just
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for you. So sit
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back, relax. And
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now, on with the show. Hey
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folks, this is Jeremy Ellit,
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the creator of The Subjective Truth and
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2 Flat Earthers Kidnappa Freemason. This
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fall, I'd like to invite you to listen to
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my new fiction podcast series, a
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horror anthology called Someone Just
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Like You. Our first
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subscribing, and maybe even leave us
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a review. We'll be reading reviews on
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future episodes, and we'd love to share yours. Someone
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just like you is a horror series. We
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frequently feature unsettling depictions
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of modern life. Check
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the show notes for episode-specific
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content warnings. The
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sitter discretion is advised. My
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fingers bend backward and
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beg me, please let
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us write a story for them. Let
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us peel back their skin
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to reveal the horror lurking
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beneath. Pain
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that feels all too
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familiar. Torment that
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hits too close to home.
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This isn't an alternate
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dimension. This isn't a
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liminal realm or a divergent
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timeline. These horrors
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are here and now
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this could happen to someone
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just like you. Most
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of the time it's quiet here. It's
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dark and
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it's cold. We wait
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for the sun most days. Here,
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amidst the concrete and steel and
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timber of our labyrinth, it's
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easy to forget what the sun feels like. The
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other buildings overshadow us, towering
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above our crooked brick edifice
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and it's only for a few moments during the
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golden hour that we get to feel its warmth.
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During those precious moments, the light
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reflects off the sleek steel glass
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skyscrapers a few blocks away, soars
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over the decrepit streets and
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comes in through our single cracked window. It's
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beautiful the way it pools on the floor,
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reminding us that our world, this
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tiny, cramped place of right
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angles and rusted pipes, is
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but a small part of something greater. It's
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kept me sane, I think, waiting
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for this small miracle each day. The
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sun is always warm on the floorboards,
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and we bask in it for as long as we can.
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Then, it crawls
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away across the floor and
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up the wall, leaving us
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in the cold and the dark
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and the quiet. I
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wasn't always here. I used
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to dream about a castle with tall
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ceilings and windows that sparkled in the
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sun. There was room enough to
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run from one end to the other and be
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out of breath by the time you got halfway
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there. Finishing
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school was supposed to be my first step
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in getting my castle, or at the very
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least a little bit of breathing room. Desperation
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is what drove me here. Even
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with a degree and a job offer, I couldn't
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find anywhere else that was within budget. One
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day, I noticed a yellowed scrap of
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paper pinned to the noticeboard in a
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laundromat. It was small,
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stained, and written in Sharpie on the back
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of an old piece of newsprint. Sharp
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apartments, zero deposit, no
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credit check, cash only, call
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to inquire. The
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address was listed as 46th-Oesen Place. It
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was in a dead-end neighborhood in a part
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of the city I usually avoided. I
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couldn't find a street view online, and
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there were no reviews. Still, I
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called the number. An old
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woman picked up. Her voice
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was thin and sharp, like
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wind whistling between reeds. 46th
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there's in the one bedroom
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there was a sharp intake of breath followed
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by a long pause from her end
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i could hear a furious scratching like
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a pencil on paper and i almost thought the
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call had been cut it
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was a long moment until she spoke again how
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soon could you stop by that
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same day i emptied my bank account and got
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on the bus with an envelope containing 600 dollars
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when the bus hissed to a stop i walked
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the three blocks to the address following
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the directions on my phone connection
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grew spotty as i left the main street
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and when i turned onto the dead end
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that the building sat on it disappeared altogether
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the row of homes loomed close around me
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dozens of broken windows
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staring out like so
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many dead sightless eyes
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46th there's him was
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a mere three stories
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tall it was thin and
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narrow and yellowed twigs of what might
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have once been ivy clung to the
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left side branching and spiraling
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until they got about halfway up the
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filthy brick the whole
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place looked sickly like a
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plant that was dying in the shade rusted
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iron bars were screwed over the ground
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floor windows most of which were taped
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over with plastic sheeting trash
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bags sat against the old stone staircase
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leading up to a chipped front door
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the block was nearly deserted and as
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i looked around i realized my only
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company was a battered old sedan idling
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nearby one
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of the doors was a mismatched bone yellow against
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the rest of the car's dusty maroon a cheap
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aftermarket replacement an
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elderly woman sat behind the wheel flipping
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through a dog-eared novel as the car
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rumbled beneath her i
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stared through the greasy windshield trying to figure out
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if she was who i'd spoken to on the
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phone She didn't seem to notice me,
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too engrossed in the book to look up. Her
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hands trembled as she turned the pages.
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I couldn't tell if it was due to old age or
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if she was nervous to be out here on her own.
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I lightly tapped on her window. She
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startled, looked up from her reading, and
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turned her roomy eyes to me. She
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sat there for a moment, looking
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me up and down. Almost
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appraisingly, she pointed a
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gnarled finger at me, then
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at the building, and I nodded.
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I supposed that meant she was waiting for me. I
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finally let myself breathe a little bit as
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she unbuckled herself and climbed out of the
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car. You
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must be here about the apartment, then. I'm
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the super. Yes, it's nice to meet
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you. She was all business,
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no room spared for niceties. Without
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another word, she unlocked the front door and
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I followed her in. She
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moved fast for an old woman, breezing
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past the ground floor apartments and onto
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the second level and beyond. The
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steps creaked underfoot, and
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very few were actually level. The
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walls were an aged, off-white
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color, caked in
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soot and mildewed fingerprints. There
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was only a single bare bulb to illuminate
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the hallway, flickering as it
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dangled from a cracked ceiling by a
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frayed cord, 20 feet
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above us. Character,
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that's what they called it on the home improvement shows.
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Places like this were full of it. The
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tilted door frames and uneven floors were
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evidence of a home that had stories
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to tell. A place
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where numerous people had
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lived and loved within its walls.
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We had to stop just before the third floor for her
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to catch her breath. She waved me
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away when I asked if she was all right, and
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just a moment later, trying
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to make sure I wasn't making things up.
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It was definitely there. I could
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hear it from the leftmost corner of the room,
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almost as if it was coming from beneath
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the floor. There
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was an air vent in that corner of
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the room, embedded into the uneven boards. Oh
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god, I thought, are there fucking
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rats in the walls? I
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stood on shaking legs, grabbing the baseball bat I
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had brought with me. I closed
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in on the vent, staring, and
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the scratching seemed to grow louder, more
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insistent. The
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wall above the vent suddenly shuddered
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and bulged, moving as if it
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were pliable, alive.
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It pulsed
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obscenely, like something was
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trapped within, and I stifled a scream
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as I saw the old paint crackle
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from the strain. I heard
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a hissing, then
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another, harsh, weak. Whistling
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gasps and moans cutting in and out
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and over each other until I had
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to clap my hands over my ears.
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After a moment, the murmur stopped. The
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walls settled, and the vent
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began to rattle. Something within
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the vent shifted, an
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indistinguishable shape that pulsed and
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then gushed upwards. A
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gasp of stale, fetid air wafted up from
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the floor as I eyed the vent, my
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eyes stinging from the odor. I kept
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my distance as something dark began
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to move beneath the metal grill. Some
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kind of long, sinewy
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form began rising out of the vent,
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bubbling up, ascending from
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between the slats, defying gravity
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as it inflated, bulbous,
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like a balloon. The thing,
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the tendril, glistened
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in the light from the street lamp and then
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twitched, swiveling
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towards me. I could make
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it out better. now. Its surface
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was waxy, slick, coated
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in some kind of oily substance. It
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did not make a sound until
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two long black slits flared open
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along its length and I heard
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a deep snuffling
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inhale. Its form
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pulsated, then bucked as
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if excited. It rapidly
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began folding in on itself, amorphous
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and indistinct as it bubbled back
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down towards the vent. It
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disappeared within and the
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grill began to shudder. There was suddenly
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a great thud from beneath. Once,
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twice. I
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watched as a screw from the corner of
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the vent began to be shaken loose. I
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drew in a breath to scream. And
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then, I woke up again, gasping
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for air. It was
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dawn. Sweat drenched my
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skin and my hair was plastered to
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my face. It
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had been a dream. Thank
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God, it had been a dream.
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I stumbled out of bed, shuffling over
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to the bathroom and cranking the faucet
17:11
on. Cipes gasped and clunked within the
17:13
walls and I stared at my reflection
17:15
in the cracked mirror. I
17:18
looked like shit. The
17:20
water finally came, sputtering out of
17:22
the tarnished faucet in uneven spurts.
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I rinsed my face, tasting the tinge of copper
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on my tongue. Already,
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I was wondering if this place would be worth it.
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But I was in too deep. I
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brewed a coffee and went back to looking for
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furniture. Even
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with the little money I had left, I
17:45
was able to find enough junk to make
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the space livable. Over the next couple days,
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I bought a wobbly desk, a tired old
17:51
couch, and a cheap mattress and
17:53
bed frame I'd ordered online. It
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was on the last night before I started work, when
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I was put in He
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gave me a small nod of acknowledgement. Greg,
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how back? Nice to meet you, Greg. I
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brought cookies. I offered him
20:09
the box, which he eyed briefly before looking back
20:11
up at me. He paused
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for a long moment before he spoke. You're
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the first person who's lived here in a while. In
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3C? In general. I've
20:22
been here for about a year. Been the only
20:24
one for most of that time. Oh. Well,
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it's nice to meet you. Hopefully we'll
20:30
see each other around. I held out
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the tin. He paused
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again, his face mistrustful, before
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he took the box and gave me another
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awkward nod. Hmm. Thanks.
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We exchanged numbers just in case, and
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I didn't see him for a while after that. As
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the weeks went by, I all but forgot about him.
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I started my new job, and with a steady
20:52
source of income, I began to fill the apartment.
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I swapped out the desk with something sturdier.
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I got some decorations and even painted the
21:00
walls. I was finally starting to think of
21:02
3C as home. About
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a month later, I remembered Greg again. Most
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of my days had been spent in the office,
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but even so, I realized how long it had
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been since I'd noticed any signs of life from
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his apartment. Greg was almost
21:17
certainly a recluse, but like clockwork, he
21:19
would get groceries sent to his doorstep
21:21
every few days. It
21:23
was Friday, and I hadn't seen any bag sitting at
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his door this week. He didn't
21:27
have a car, and he almost never left, so
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I began to worry. I knocked
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on his door that evening. I
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waited for almost 10 minutes before I finally called
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out for him. Greg?
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Greg? No response. Nothing.
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Not even after I hollered to ask if he needed any
21:47
help. He didn't pick up
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when I called, and I felt my heart
21:51
drop when I heard his phone ringing loudly
21:53
from within the apartment. The
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ringtone was loud, and as it buzzed, I could
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hear it rattling as if he'd heard it. and
24:00
asked me to show him to the apartment in question. I
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glanced up at Greg's window, and
24:05
I felt a chill when I saw that the
24:07
blinds were fully closed. The
24:10
officer nudged me forward, and I
24:12
finally showed him to the door to 1A. I
24:16
stood several feet back, staring intently at
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the door, feeling a bead
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of sweat run down my neck. Even
24:23
at that distance, I could hear something
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stirring within the room. A
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shuffling, a faint scratching,
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the sound of a woomph, like
24:33
the gust of air let out by an old couch
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cushion when you settle into it. Then,
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a series of
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slow, plodding footsteps that paused
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right by the door. To
24:45
my surprise, the door
24:47
opened a sliver, stopped
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short by the chain. The
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room belched warm air, carrying with
24:54
it an awful scent, dense,
24:57
palatable, humid, with the strong
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taint of copper and iron.
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I saw the man who, less
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than an hour ago, had been
25:07
slumped motionless on the ground while
25:09
the TV flashed static at him.
25:13
His apartment was dark now, but
25:15
I could just make out his silhouette within
25:17
the blackness. He was squinting
25:19
against the dim light of the hallway, his
25:22
face glistening with what could have
25:24
been perspiration. Yet
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a dark black splotch on his temple,
25:29
where I guessed he must have hit his head.
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He stared at the officer, then
25:35
at me. His eyes fill
25:37
me, his skin pallid, and
25:40
his expression, inscrutable. The
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officer cleared his throat, wrinkling his nose
25:45
at the stench. Sir? Mr.
25:50
Howbeck? I'm
25:52
here to perform a welfare check.
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I received a call that you might be in
25:57
distress. The officer could tell
25:59
that something...
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