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0:46

dove in like you even dip

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a toe into the water to see if it was

0:50

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0:53

up. Let's go. We

0:55

just talked about everything.

0:58

We talked about the religion and the pope and

1:00

all of it. How fun. This is maybe the

1:03

most I'll remember of a previous episode recording

1:05

another episode. Like I walk

1:07

out of this little back

1:09

house studio. and

1:11

immediately forget literally everything. Yes,

1:14

yes, This is

1:16

our severance. These dirty French doors

1:18

are our severance elevator. 100 %

1:20

because people will be like, I

1:22

can't believe how often, obviously, we

1:25

repeated ourselves and that the other

1:27

person just goes with it. But

1:29

I couldn't tell

1:31

you a thing we say. Maybe

1:33

broad strokes. Like, I don't remember

1:36

movies. Yeah, no, it's true. And

1:38

also, here's the thing, is most I'm

1:40

gonna say the majority

1:43

of podcasts have a producer.

1:46

Yes. So if anything, even if

1:48

you're not remembering, because I said to someone

1:50

the other day, oh, where was I? Oh,

1:52

I was doing a podcast with the, with

1:55

Alona Maher and the Maher sisters. Have you

1:57

announced that? there? I'm not sure. Well, guess

1:59

what? They just got the exclusive, our listeners

2:01

did. Hey girls, but we

2:03

did that and we're talking about it. And

2:05

they were, you know, some of the questions

2:07

are about, having a podcast for a long,

2:09

because they just launched theirs. And I'm being

2:12

like, you're right, we do have hundreds and

2:14

hundreds of episodes. And so I'm

2:16

wondering like other people who have podcasts that

2:18

go that long, do they have producers being

2:20

like keeping a log of every story so

2:22

they can be like, oh, are

2:24

you telling the rubber band story? We've already done

2:26

it. Let's edit that out. You know what I

2:28

mean? And we're just flying. Blind

2:30

every week and somehow people are fine are

2:33

okay with that and they keep coming back

2:35

and that couldn't appreciate you more I have

2:37

family members who repeat stories, and I

2:39

love them just the same At least we're

2:42

not changing the story now that would be

2:44

an issue That's the thing I get nervous

2:46

about if I just start making up details

2:48

that I didn't say before so we are

2:51

call me or we are pure Anyway, will

2:53

you tell them what we what yeah

2:55

a couple weeks ago inspired by Mamrie going

2:57

on a radio

2:59

show that was getting Colin questions

3:02

and comments. We reached out to

3:04

you guys and said, would you

3:06

like to be more included in

3:08

the podcast? Send us voice notes

3:10

or emails of questions or comments

3:12

or ideas you have. And we'll

3:15

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3:17

originally wanted to put it at

3:19

the end of every episode, but

3:21

because Mamers traveling, we're going to

3:23

do a whole episode dedicated to

3:25

it because you guys sent a

3:28

lot of great. and interesting questions.

3:30

And it's really fun to hear these little voice

3:32

notes because it makes me feel like I have

3:34

friends that are just sending me questions. know. It's

3:36

so crazy. And also, it means that by the

3:39

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3:41

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3:43

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3:45

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3:47

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3:49

a threat. What a threat followed

3:52

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3:54

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3:56

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3:59

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4:03

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4:06

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4:08

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4:11

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4:13

but it's interesting enough to keep

4:15

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4:17

compliment. What a absolutely shady compliment.

4:20

Some of them are interesting enough to

4:22

keep listening. Okay,

4:26

I these. I haven't heard these.

4:28

She hasn't heard these. I'll do it next time. Okay,

4:31

let's just start with this.

4:33

Okay. a long time listener,

4:35

first time caller. So

4:37

when I was in college, I was in

4:39

this weird situation with this guy. And

4:41

one day I was eating talkies and

4:43

he said, I would do anything for

4:45

some talkies right now. And I said

4:47

anything. And long story short, we went

4:49

to third base in exchange for some

4:52

talkies. So my question for you is,

4:54

is there a food that you would

4:56

be willing to go to third base

4:58

for? Or is that low key

5:00

a red flag? Please let me know.

5:03

Wow, a red fingertip flag. Okay.

5:06

Yeah, I mean, that's a dangerous go

5:08

to third base before the talkies. I

5:10

hope so because you're going to burn.

5:12

That's what I'm saying. That's

5:14

a risky thing to incorporate

5:16

into foreplay. But he OK, they

5:18

want to know if it's what we would go to third

5:20

base for what food will we go to third base? The

5:22

first thing that came in mind for me was Korean barbecue.

5:25

Do you love it? I really love it.

5:27

And I don't, you know, it's not a

5:30

thing often. Yeah, like third base that I'm

5:32

going to. Are you thinking Korean barbecue or

5:34

Japanese barbecue? Korean barbecue specifically. OK, because we

5:37

don't have a place. But also, I like

5:39

going with someone that knows how to order

5:41

everything. So you know, you can just back

5:43

and grill them meat like third base. Just

5:46

lean back and let them do it. Grace

5:49

says, you see them flaps down

5:52

there. Consider it thinly sliced meat.

5:55

Get the going. Oh, I'm sorry

5:57

about that. or

5:59

a red flag. That's the part I

6:01

didn't fully understand. If going

6:03

to third base for a meal

6:05

or a food is a red

6:08

flag. Here's what I'll say. They

6:10

were already a situation ship. Yes.

6:12

So do I think giving someone

6:14

a BJ in an alley for

6:16

talkies? Is it okay? No. No.

6:18

Playfully saying you can only have matakis if

6:20

you get on my cockies. Right. If it's

6:22

four plays. If it's consensual four

6:25

play. So that's fun. However, you got to

6:27

wash those fingertips because when I worked at

6:29

City Crab Seafood and Company, we had to

6:31

refill the Tabascos every night. And let me

6:33

tell you, I refilled my Tabascos and then

6:36

I went to the bathroom and then I

6:38

came out and it was on fire. Tough

6:40

situation. It's a tough situation. So

6:42

this is basically just saying, like, what's food makes

6:44

you horny? Yeah, I guess

6:47

so. I guess so. What's like

6:49

a food that maybe you wouldn't

6:51

normally get for yourself is a

6:53

special barbecue. That's the

6:55

first thing that came to mind of just

6:57

like a special thing that if someone is

6:59

going to take me to it, do it

7:02

for me. I mean, then I might go

7:04

a different. kind of get

7:06

involved. Yeah, Asian fair and it's

7:08

probably Hibachi. Yeah, that's great too.

7:10

Dinner and a show while you're

7:13

a hoe. Yeah. Yeah. Did

7:15

they just mean snack food though? I

7:18

don't know. What is Taki? Taki's

7:20

is a little spicy bag of

7:22

their rolled corn chips. They're

7:25

crunchy. So they're like a tube. It's like a

7:27

corn chip tube. Yeah. and they're

7:29

spicy and they're so good. And let me tell

7:31

you, Chip always said like, I don't

7:33

like a talkie. And then we went to that

7:36

little speakeasy, that little Tiki Bar speakeasy. And they

7:38

gave us a mix that was like popcorn, something

7:40

sweet. A couple of talkies in there. And he

7:42

was like, now what do we got here? And

7:44

I was like, that's a talkie. You like talkies.

7:47

You've been talkie shit. And now

7:49

you love it. First of all,

7:51

I'm proud of you for... Thank

7:54

you for holding talkies over his head to get

7:56

some head. Thank you for being brave enough to ask

7:58

that question. Yes. Finally,

8:01

someone has stepped up and been brave enough

8:03

to ask that question. these are the kind

8:05

of questions when you're in a situation chip

8:07

that you should ask each other, you know,

8:10

because that's a great way to figure out

8:12

if you're on the same page or if,

8:14

you know, are they going to third base

8:16

for some French fries? That feels a little

8:19

like, but also don't feel bad about it

8:21

because he literally said to you. I would

8:23

do anything for some talkies. He was setting

8:25

it up. That's a porno sponsored by talkies.

8:28

Yes, okay. Makes

8:30

sense. It makes

8:32

sense. We're not sure if we

8:34

do. Okay, let's see. Okay, this

8:36

one is fun. Okay.

8:40

Hi, y 'all. Mamrie, I'm

8:42

seeing you in Chicago really soon. Can't wait.

8:45

Just in case I don't have a chance

8:47

to ask you this in person. I was

8:49

wondering, I have two

8:51

possums in my courtyard. They

8:53

are not friends. They fight at

8:55

night sometimes. And I don't really know

8:57

what to do to stop the violence. As

9:00

someone who has hand -fed possums

9:02

blackberries, I feel like you really

9:04

know how to keep the peace.

9:06

I've tried feeding them, but I

9:08

think that's causing more of tension

9:10

between them because they're maybe thinking

9:12

only one can be the last

9:14

one standing and the owner of

9:16

the courtyard. So what do you

9:18

recommend to to keep a happy

9:20

relationship with your opossums while, you

9:22

know, being in a predicament where

9:25

you have two that don't like

9:27

each other. This feels like a

9:29

bit of like a threple pet situation. So,

9:32

yeah, I feel like you guys can really

9:34

help me with this. Thank you so much. Bye. I'm

9:36

obsessed. Yeah. I'm obsessed with

9:39

him. What a fun. And

9:42

also a little terrifying problem to have. Yeah,

9:44

exactly. It's if you love possums, even if

9:46

you hated possums, this would be your worst

9:48

nightmare. If you love possums, it's also a

9:51

nightmare because you want them to get along

9:53

because I like a possum enough. But if

9:55

it's fighting with another possum, that's like a

9:57

double negative. And I'm just like, I'd like

10:00

the whole thing to leave. Yeah, I don't

10:02

recommend feeding them blackberries. He

10:04

didn't love it. He literally just silently

10:06

screamed at me. But this is tough,

10:08

right? Because now you're like. What if

10:11

I give this one a little too

10:13

much attention and the other one freaks

10:15

out like what do you I mean,

10:17

obviously you should call professional Yeah, I

10:19

mean I would love to give you

10:22

advice. I know I would love nothing

10:24

more than consider myself the possum whisperer

10:26

but all I did was admire them

10:28

from afar, give them a name, exploit

10:30

them for my own gain on merch

10:33

and podcast episodes, and then drunkenly try

10:35

to give them a berry, which I

10:37

probably drunkenly googled if they're allergic to

10:39

or not. Yeah, you had good intentions.

10:42

I don't know if we can really form a

10:44

truce between them. All I

10:47

can say is I hate that they're

10:49

fighting, but how lucky. for you to

10:51

have two possums choose your home. They

10:53

love you so much. You must be

10:55

giving out a calming vibe. Ours haven't

10:57

been back in a while, and I

10:59

miss them. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I wonder

11:01

if they are seasonal. If there's like

11:03

a time of year. They are seasonal

11:05

because, I mean, they die so quick,

11:07

but they are seasonal. But also, you

11:09

know, I got the Orkan man. Yeah.

11:11

Right. Whose friends listen to the podcast.

11:15

Shout out. I got the working. I got a

11:17

new. So I, a new working guy came by

11:19

today because they text you to make sure like

11:21

it's all good. So I got a new work,

11:23

uh, working guy today called Marco and he was

11:25

following up and he was being like, any questions

11:27

or comments? And I was like, is he trying

11:29

to get on the pod? Who's

11:32

the last guy that you had? What's his name?

11:34

Jerry? Cause Jerry showed up at my house through

11:36

the day. No, it wasn't Jerry. Um, I'm blanking

11:38

on his name right now, but I specifically knew

11:40

this was a new Isaiah. It was Isaiah. Um,

11:43

I don't know. Maybe

11:45

we shouldn't say their names, who knows? But Marco

11:47

was like being so thoroughly kind and efficient that

11:49

I was like, is he hoping this gets talked

11:51

about the pot? And then meanwhile,

11:53

here we are. Here we are. But I, now

11:56

that we are saying this out loud, I

11:58

feel like I need to get in the

12:00

DMs of my working guy and be like,

12:03

just want to make sure the stuff you're

12:05

spraying doesn't deter possums. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:07

Because where's my seasonal sweetie? Yeah, that is,

12:09

I mean, it's that time

12:12

of year. You don't want to miss

12:14

out. I know this person has two

12:16

and they're fighting. Oh, I wish they

12:18

could just find some common ground. Yeah,

12:21

literally. Do we know where they're

12:23

nesting? Here's where you wish you could have

12:25

like follow up questions answered. Do you dress

12:27

up like a possum? Oh, I like where

12:29

this is going. Sit out in front of

12:31

your house. Observe

12:33

them. like you are one of them.

12:35

Also, they're quite blind. Oh, never

12:38

mind. Oh, that you could get away

12:40

with. You don't even have to wear a costume. Get away

12:42

with it. You make the sounds, hunch, I guess. Freeze.

12:46

Yeah, I don't know how to do it.

12:48

I'm just really kind of jealous of you.

12:50

And I'm sorry if it elicits screeching or

12:53

any jump scares. But here's

12:55

what I'll say, rather than trying to mend

12:57

it because you're not going to, OK, is

13:00

I think enjoy this time. because

13:03

it is fleeting. Yeah. This

13:05

is like the bachelorette when there were

13:08

two bachelorettes. Yeah. Was

13:10

that the one that Caitlin Bristol was on?

13:12

was Caitlin Bristol and another girl. Yeah. I

13:14

didn't even watch that season, but that's what

13:16

I imagine that this is exactly like. Two

13:18

possums fighting in a courtyard is like the

13:20

bachelorette when it had two female contestants. I

13:22

did watch most of that season because I...

13:24

Well, they didn't even have them the whole

13:26

season. They had one where there was two

13:28

the whole season. This one, they had one

13:30

season and had the guys vote which one

13:33

they wanted to vote. Oh, God. Which is

13:35

real toxic. Oh, she's awful, people. Which

13:37

is really, it was like Britt and Caitlyn and

13:39

I remember I went to the Billboard Music Awards

13:42

in Las Vegas and they were walking the red

13:44

carpet because their season was about to premiere and

13:46

I took a selfie with both of them and

13:48

I never mentioned it to Caitlyn when we met

13:51

her. That's one

13:53

of those you keep close to the chest. Thank

13:56

you for the voice. No, you know what?

13:58

I might I might request an update. Yeah.

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19:06

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19:09

Hi Grace and Mamrie, love from Switzerland.

19:12

I'm reaching out because I want to

19:14

know how you guys would go about

19:16

a situation where you're graduating in a

19:18

couple of months and your father wants

19:20

to bring his wife and you don't

19:22

get along with her. You really don't

19:24

like her. I really don't know what

19:27

to do but he paid my tuition.

19:30

What do I do? She slurs her words

19:32

even when she's sober. She's

19:34

so weird. She's kind of

19:36

funny. But I really don't

19:38

like her. So what do we do? Nothing,

19:41

she's kind of funny. No, we

19:43

don't like her. I'm obsessed. All

19:46

this podcast is doing is making me be

19:48

like, you guys, let's meet up. I know.

19:50

That's what I'm telling you when I was

19:53

listening to these voice notes. And I was

19:55

like, these are my cool friends. Sending me

19:57

funny voice notes. What's going to happen is

19:59

like three weeks from now, someone's going to

20:01

talk about Switzerland. going to be like, my

20:03

friend lives in Switzerland. Oh, wait, no. This

20:05

is when parasocial. The parasocial relationships work two

20:07

ways, just so you know. It's the episode

20:10

of Tenacious D where they start stalking their

20:12

stalker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't see it,

20:14

but sounds exactly right. So

20:16

they're graduating in Switzerland. So

20:19

the stepmom wants to come to Switzerland

20:21

to see the graduation. Obviously,

20:23

dad paid for all the education.

20:26

How do you handle that? My

20:28

first thought is that you just

20:30

make it so much your day

20:32

that you don't even. register her.

20:35

I agree. Well, also it's just

20:37

so funny because it's Switzerland, which

20:39

is so, which is notoriously neutral

20:41

neutral. Yeah. Yeah. So here's

20:44

the thing. We can't follow up

20:46

question. My question would be, does

20:48

your father know you feel this

20:50

way about her in general, not

20:52

specifically the graduation? Is this something

20:54

can sidebar with him? Maybe not

20:56

to say don't have her come,

20:59

but maybe to be like, Hey,

21:01

you're aware. Yeah. that she

21:04

can be a bit much or that

21:06

I really want this day to be

21:08

about me. Yes. And so because, listen,

21:10

as someone who had a graduation party

21:12

in college and my sister got very

21:14

drunk at 2 a .m. and made

21:16

everyone listen to her sing Bobby McGee

21:18

acapella. Excellent. Love you, Annie. I know

21:20

you don't listen to this podcast, but

21:23

like, I know what it can, you

21:25

know, you're just like. Ah, Jesus Christ.

21:27

Not about me anymore. Yeah.

21:29

And also, I think there's a

21:31

way for you to tap into

21:33

that part of you that said,

21:36

like, she slurs her words

21:38

when she's sober. Actually, she's kind of

21:41

funny. Yeah. Like that. Because we all

21:43

have people in our lives that like

21:45

are grading and potentially embarrassing and are

21:47

hard to be around publicly because you're

21:50

like everyone's looking at them or us

21:52

or whatever. But if you can find

21:54

the absolute joy in their ridiculousness, like

21:57

the thing that would otherwise make you

21:59

crazy is the thing, because it is

22:01

really funny. And it sounds like you

22:03

find her entertaining in a certain way

22:06

that if there's a way for that

22:08

to be, I don't know. The lot

22:10

to ask of you. Right, but also

22:13

it's going into it with the mindset

22:15

of like, well, it's

22:17

basically like, what is annoying

22:20

you versus embarrassing you? Who

22:22

gives a fuck what other people, no

22:25

one, everyone has a weirder family, trust

22:27

me, but it is, if it's. if

22:29

it's bothering you versus if you're worried

22:31

it's bothering other people. Because you can

22:33

come to terms with if it's bothering

22:35

other people. Fuck them, you're graduating. You're

22:37

never gonna see these people again. No,

22:39

Robbins, let them. Let them, let them.

22:41

But if it's affecting you, then that

22:44

is a conversation you should have with

22:46

your dad or would you ever cross

22:48

that threshold with her? Right,

22:50

yeah. Is there a way to

22:52

bring up something to her in

22:55

a... or to gently offer some

22:57

boundaries or something without saying, like,

22:59

I hate that you do this

23:02

thing. I don't know. I don't

23:04

know. I wish I knew more about her generally.

23:06

I know, but the way you broke for

23:09

one second and said, it's kind of funny,

23:11

makes me think maybe just lean into it

23:13

a little bit like, well, fuck this. It's

23:15

also graduation. I'm not sure if this is

23:18

your undergrad or what, but just the way

23:20

you kind of set it up, like my

23:22

dad paid for it. So he's come, this

23:24

is probably, or it can be one of

23:27

the last times you ever have to be

23:29

in this situation. Yeah, because there's not like

23:31

our parents would come to a lot of

23:33

things, obviously in, you know, all of the

23:36

milestones of like a child's life that parents

23:38

are obligated to go to. There's not much

23:40

of that as an adult that your parents

23:42

are obligated to go to. So this is

23:45

like the last thing that might happen unless

23:47

I don't know what kind of career you

23:49

end up in. Right, career, but. career, but

23:51

also like our parents, we've had parents come

23:54

to things because we specifically perform. I don't

23:56

think if you're like, you know, an engineer,

23:58

your parents are showing up to a thing

24:00

every two years for your work. You know

24:03

what I mean? So outside of maybe a

24:05

wedding, which you can do however you want,

24:07

this might be the last thing you. kind

24:09

of feel obligated to have a parent at,

24:12

especially because there's like a monetary investment into

24:14

it. So maybe just like try to let

24:16

it ride and figure out how to have

24:18

that moment where you broke and said it's

24:21

kind of funny. Be your mindset for the

24:23

weekend. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like temporary situation,

24:25

right? Cause it's just for that weekend. It's

24:27

for that day. It's for whatever it is.

24:30

If they piss you off during it. Get

24:32

the fuck out of here. Yeah.

24:34

Yeah. You could still have hard and

24:36

fast boundaries. You can also establish a

24:38

boundary midway through. Also, what do you

24:40

do? You're graduating from school in Switzerland.

24:43

Can we come? I've never I've want to go

24:45

get some fondue. Yeah. Oh my god. 100 percent.

24:48

How fun would that be? That would be fondue.

24:51

OK, bitch. OK. This

24:54

is let's see. Let's see. Let's see. I

24:56

love these. This is a good one. Hi,

25:00

Grace and Mamrie. My name is Monica. I'm proud to say

25:02

that an OG fan from way back in the day. About

25:06

a year ago, I got in a car accident.

25:08

Nothing crazy. But whilst it was

25:10

happening, I was listening to This Might Get

25:12

Weird. So while my car was spinning,

25:14

doing a 360 in the intersection, Mamrie's

25:17

voice was filling the air. It was

25:19

honestly rather pleasant to be listening to

25:21

during that time. So my

25:23

question for you is... podcast would you

25:25

like to be listening to during what,

25:27

you know, could be your final moments?

25:29

Thanks guys. Appreciate everything you do. I

25:33

wish I knew what I

25:35

was saying. Thank you

25:38

for continuing to listen to the

25:40

podcast because that could have become

25:42

a very big trigger for you.

25:44

Absolutely. Based on

25:46

that experience. Wow. Well,

25:48

I wish it was just you

25:50

talking about. the shit in your

25:53

pants. Oh my God, if it's

25:55

just me talking about and I

25:58

started shitting, um, that is incredible.

26:00

I'm so glad you're okay. Me

26:02

too. Yeah. And yes, same. I'm

26:05

glad we aren't a specific thing

26:07

written down and PTSD and that

26:10

you can listen to this right

26:12

now. Wow. Crazy. Yeah. Never really

26:14

thought about. What sort of content

26:17

would I want to be enjoying

26:19

when a traumatic event potentially my

26:22

last traumatic event? Specifically like a

26:24

podcast. So here's the deal. I

26:26

listened to very few podcast. Yeah.

26:29

So if I'm doing 360s about

26:31

to crash into something. Yeah. I'm

26:34

probably listening to Psycho Babble. Yeah.

26:38

I'm probably listening to those schools. That's

26:40

very fair. I know podcast wise I'm

26:42

usually well or camp counselors camp counselors.

26:44

Yeah, which I yeah, I have to

26:46

like listen to them. I just have

26:48

gotten into a rhythm of audiobooks versus

26:50

podcasts in my car right now. You

26:52

guys are so smart guys. I'm trying

26:54

to learn how to be mindful. It

26:56

is not clicking all the way, but

26:58

we're trying. So

27:01

I don't know what podcast when I while

27:03

I was listening to this telepathy tapes, that's

27:05

maybe the last podcast that I actually listened

27:07

to all the way through. That would be

27:09

a freaky one to go off while I

27:11

got in a car accident. But some like,

27:13

honestly, for me, you know what it would

27:15

be, I'd be listening to some dumbass

27:18

imagine dragon song on repeat, like

27:20

having a genuine good private time in

27:22

my car. And that's when I went

27:25

to get hit and it would play

27:27

loudly for everyone here. And I have

27:29

to be like, God damn it. Yeah.

27:32

Why is that playing right now? Every

27:34

single time we've referenced imagine dragons in

27:36

life. Chip goes, Grace loves them.

27:39

I like them. because

27:42

I like the genre of music

27:44

that they make uplifting. Yeah. But

27:46

I've also honestly like treadmill music.

27:48

Exactly that. I like Epic. Like

27:50

you could cut a movie trailer

27:52

to this. You should release. Oh,

27:55

God. Here comes. Here comes Larry. He's

27:58

wearing a turtleneck and he looks

28:01

like a producer. This is why

28:03

our podcast. He either escaped and

28:05

he's just standing. He can't

28:07

push the door open. He can't push that

28:09

open. He's freaking out. Um, it'll

28:12

be okay, Larry. So this is, this is

28:14

the podcast where I just tell Jacqueline stories,

28:16

but this made me laugh so badly because

28:18

I know exactly the moment in time this

28:21

was, she was like, I was in a,

28:23

I was going home. I got in like

28:25

a car wreck and like my car is

28:27

like. you know over a

28:30

ledge type of thing and she

28:32

had the Moby CD that like

28:34

album Moby released and it like

28:36

because of the way she crashed

28:39

it kept repeating and it was

28:41

that one song that was like

28:43

and it just kept going and

28:45

she was like for an hour

28:48

it was just playing Oh,

28:57

iconic. Absolutely iconic. Um,

29:00

okay. Let's see. What do we

29:02

have next? We have,

29:04

oh, this is. Yes.

29:07

We'll go with this one. There we go. Hi,

29:11

Grace and Mamrie. This is Alex

29:13

from Salem, Oregon. If you

29:15

hear any background noise, that's because I'm

29:17

currently in a tractor. But

29:20

I also am a teacher and

29:22

my question as my icebreaker for

29:24

my students is, what is something

29:27

you have never and probably will

29:29

never see? Wow.

29:32

On a tractor? On a tractor. With

29:35

then no more details. Just

29:37

enough context to pique my

29:39

interest. Give me nothing. She

29:41

didn't say an as a farmer. No,

29:43

this is my icebreaker. She's a teacher

29:46

on a tractor. I'm fascinated by you.

29:48

Let's just get that out of the

29:50

freaking gate. A lot of follow up

29:52

questions there. Um, so

29:54

what have you never seen and probably

29:57

will never see a rat giving birth?

30:00

I know. Is

30:02

this supposed to be like, so what is

30:04

something you hope you never see? That's how

30:06

I went into it. Or do you, is

30:08

this something like you really think in your

30:10

life? I'll never, I'll never see. Is this

30:12

supposed to be like a female president or

30:14

like that? I fucked

30:17

this up. Here's

30:19

what I will say. Yeah.

30:21

Is as far as like

30:23

places I'll never see or

30:25

like just animals or like

30:27

things like that. I

30:29

would say like, Oh, I'll see it. Life

30:31

is long and I like to travel. But

30:33

what you're coming from it like, Oh God,

30:35

no one will ever get on board for

30:37

it kind of thing. I don't know. That's

30:39

what I'm not sure where the, I guess

30:41

it's wherever you go with it. Well, in

30:43

my head, it immediately went negative and went,

30:45

if, if a rat was like doing Lamas

30:47

in front of me, I'd like rip my

30:49

eyeballs out. Now, what if you go to

30:51

like a movie, like a rat tattoo and

30:53

then there's a scene where like a rat

30:55

gives birth and you'd be like, Fair

30:59

you would never go see that movie.

31:01

No, I would never see I don't

31:04

know why giving birth became the thing

31:06

either You'll never see me on fear

31:08

factor. It's been canceled for 15 years.

31:10

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what's okay? What is

31:13

yours? But I I have never seen

31:15

and I will never see Man, I

31:17

mean there's so much What's something I

31:20

have never seen I mean when we

31:22

were talking about places I was like

31:24

Antarctica But no, no, no,

31:26

they don't want to rule that out. They've started

31:29

doing influencer trips there. Right. But

31:31

do I want to go on an

31:33

influencer trip to maybe would you with

31:35

me? Yeah, 100 percent. There we go,

31:37

bitch. I mean, KUSA season three. Come

31:39

on. That's what I'm saying. Season freeze.

31:41

Season freeze. We got the coldest places in

31:44

the world. Um, I don't I will never

31:46

see myself on the Joe Rogan podcast. I

31:48

will never see myself vote Republican. There you

31:50

go, okay, absolutely 100%. No, we're just turning

31:52

this into things we wouldn't do, as opposed

31:54

to things we wouldn't, we will never see.

31:56

Well, I never see. This is an interesting

31:58

question. It is. But I also feel like

32:00

there's so many possibilities that it's stumping me

32:02

right now. It can be interpreted so many

32:05

different ways. And I guess that's the whole

32:07

charm of is that you get to see

32:09

a slice of someone's psychology with how they

32:11

interpret this thing. I feel like my immediate

32:13

rat birth. says a lot about me. It

32:15

does. And I don't know if it's positive.

32:17

what you hope to never see. That seems

32:19

like that's the visual that haunts you that

32:21

you hope. Also, OK, here's another thing that's

32:23

kind of haunting me, which I feel like

32:26

leads into that. Yeah. I

32:28

love love on the spectrum so much. Yeah.

32:30

That one scene where Abby was pretending to

32:32

give birth in a hot tub. I

32:35

must have missed that scene. There were some

32:37

of the episodes where I fell asleep or

32:39

stopped paying attention. She was like, David, what

32:41

if I started giving birth right now? And

32:43

he was like, just breathe, just breathe. And

32:45

she was like, ha, ha. And then he

32:48

like roleplayed birth. And it just

32:50

came at you so fast. Yeah. And so the

32:52

idea of like a rat. I

32:55

don't know. Abby, the autistic girl reminded

32:57

you of a round. Not

32:59

at all. joking. I'm joking. me, she's the

33:02

Chantrus of our time. Okay. She's the star

33:04

of that show and she knows it. She's

33:06

Taylor Spectrum. Okay. There it is. There it

33:08

is. That's what Taylor's going to do her

33:11

next. I mean, she is the milk to

33:13

my Chardonnay. She's got a great voice. She

33:15

does. It's really amazing. Oh my God. I

33:17

wish I could sing. Do you see Trixie

33:20

and Katya? Yes. Trixie talking about meeting Abby.

33:22

Twice. It's incredible.

33:24

Absolutely incredible. I

33:27

do worry that they're a little

33:29

too cognizant of their fame. Yeah.

33:32

I worry Tanner is being made

33:34

to do too many TikToks. Yes. I'm

33:37

worried about his burnout and his genuine

33:39

joy for creating content as a

33:41

fellow content creator. I'm obsessed

33:43

with Connor, but quite a bit of

33:45

merch. Lots of merch. I

33:47

mean, maybe this is we we we doth

33:49

project too much. Are we not doing enough

33:51

merch? Are they just better influencers than we

33:53

are? Probably? Yes, they are actually that is

33:55

true. They're teams. I know we're like, you

33:57

know, they're not doing it, right? Oh, they're

34:00

on the number one show. I'm worried about

34:02

them on the number one show at Netflix

34:05

They're meeting Trixie twice. Oh, my God. OK,

34:07

let's do the next question. mean, I'm just

34:09

so I want to ask Chip this. His

34:11

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34:14

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34:16

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37:01

Grace. I am seeing advice today. I

37:03

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37:05

my line of work I very frequently

37:07

get emails and calls from men that

37:09

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37:11

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37:13

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37:15

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37:17

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37:20

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37:22

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37:24

how I can distinguish between the creepy

37:26

guys and the really wonderful clients. Wow.

37:31

How to distinguish? I feel

37:33

like that's more of a question for you

37:35

as a therapist. But I was going to

37:38

say, I thought she was

37:40

asking originally, how does she respond

37:42

to those men? And

37:45

I was going to say, you photoshop a JD

37:47

Van's head on a naked woman body, and you

37:49

send that back. Wow. OK, we

37:51

like this. We like this, but this

37:53

is how to distinguish. Man, thank

37:56

you for the work that you

37:58

do. Yeah, thank you, because that

38:00

is a lot. And you must

38:02

get the grossest sort of escalations

38:05

of conversations from men that I

38:07

can't even imagine. Wow. Here's what

38:09

I would say. I

38:11

don't know if this is correct at all.

38:13

This could be the worst device. This could

38:15

be really scratching a kink for someone. Yeah,

38:17

I know that's the thing. How do you

38:19

turn someone off when it accidentally turns them

38:21

way on? Could you zoom with them your

38:23

camera off? So you can like see what

38:25

they're looking like when they can't see you.

38:28

That's a good idea. then end call if

38:30

it ever feels creepy. Yeah, I think that's

38:32

a great. Yeah. Do you have to be

38:34

visually seen? You want to be like, oh,

38:36

yeah, we zoom. I'll need to see your

38:38

full body. I keep my camera off, but

38:40

it just helps me to turn. does that

38:42

like does the idea them on? Turn them

38:44

on. That it's just a voice of God.

38:47

Yeah. Talking to them. Is there some weird

38:49

control, freaky, deaky thing? You know, there needs

38:51

to be like. I

38:53

don't know. I don't know. I feel

38:55

like there's got to be some code

38:57

of etiquette for your profession that like

38:59

tells you how to vet. those types

39:02

of clients. I wish it was one

39:04

of those things where you had to

39:06

get like a, what is it? Letter

39:08

of recommendation. That's what I was gonna

39:10

say. The same thing that you had

39:12

to have like two references for to

39:14

become a, like, is there a reference

39:16

pipeline that you can use for these

39:18

people where they have to come to

39:20

you through, I don't know, have some

39:23

form of reference? Like a hinge? The

39:25

idea of having to get a reference

39:27

to go see a therapist feels immediately

39:29

like Oh, this is a professional thing.

39:32

I'm not getting a reference so I can

39:34

go jack off to this girl. Talk to

39:36

me on a zoom call. Poor girl. I

39:38

know. But it's also like that. That's a

39:41

man that's obviously in need of therapy. Yeah.

39:43

What you do is you pull out talkies.

39:46

Yeah. What they'll

39:48

do for them. Can you defer them to

39:50

this step mom? And maybe

39:52

she can. Oh

39:55

my gosh. Yeah, I don't.

39:57

I don't know what an

39:59

interesting industry to work in

40:01

because I do think I

40:03

bet your profession is booming

40:05

because I do think that

40:07

this whole like in cell

40:09

culture that is. popping

40:11

up fucking everywhere in the manosphere

40:14

is creating a lot of issues

40:16

around well around all of it.

40:18

Well, I don't think those incels

40:20

would ever seek therapy. No, however,

40:22

I think there is something about

40:24

like the de radicalization like of

40:26

MAGA and things like that where

40:28

people are like, oh, maybe I

40:30

maybe I'm being incredibly optimistic that

40:32

people are seeking help once they're

40:34

realizing that they drank the Kool

40:36

-Aid. But like people were like,

40:38

oh, if I easily. thought

40:41

this person was, Trump was

40:43

like our leader and whatnot.

40:46

What is it called when you like come out of a cult? Oh,

40:49

you deconstruct. Deconstruct. I feel like there's.

40:51

Well, that's religion too. Yeah. But I'm

40:53

hoping there's like some level of that

40:55

with like in cell culture. And there's

40:57

a lot in parallel to people that

40:59

are very religious because it's repressed so

41:01

much that people are addicted to porn

41:03

and they have a lot of like

41:05

sexual whatever worlds that need to be

41:07

kind of talk through with a professional

41:09

if it gets to a point. So

41:11

you probably have a lot of I would

41:14

assume religious. I don't know,

41:16

now I'm just going off on a

41:18

tangent wondering about your world. You should

41:20

start a podcast where you talk about...

41:22

Oh my God, I truly don't know

41:24

how to help you. I just, I

41:26

sympathize for you. Exactly, exactly. I mean,

41:28

if you need fun ways to turn,

41:30

I think that idea of turning the

41:32

camera off is pretty genius. And I

41:34

also think, I don't know if this

41:36

like goes against some code, but I

41:38

wonder if there is a way to,

41:40

before you have a first meeting with

41:42

someone that you send them to... kind

41:44

of a description that's like, also because

41:46

of the field I am in, sometimes

41:48

that has taken advantage of, if at

41:50

any point I feel uncomfortable or I

41:52

am this early, you

41:54

will still be built, or

41:57

whatever it is. Full disclosure,

41:59

just up top, full disclosure,

42:01

because I don't think you'd

42:03

have anyone question that you

42:05

get very, yeah. And

42:07

so if you said just like, Oh, and

42:09

before we start, just so we know, we

42:11

have this agreement that like I do get

42:13

approached by people who are looking to take

42:16

advantage of the situation for devious reasons. So

42:18

at any point, I can just

42:20

end this and apologies if I

42:23

misread it, but I just have

42:25

to protect my peace and safety.

42:27

And that's what a therapist, I

42:29

understand from my understanding, outside of

42:32

just sex therapy, the idea of

42:34

what is it called? not,

42:36

I guess it's projection or when

42:38

you like become, you start to

42:41

have like an idea, like a

42:43

fantasized relationship with your therapist. Like

42:46

if you, what is that codependency? What

42:48

is it called when people start to

42:50

fall in with their relationship or with

42:52

their therapist? Oh, is it I'm just

42:55

thinking of falling in love with your

42:57

captor. Oh, yeah. That's how

42:59

my thing auto filled in. Yeah.

43:02

I'll look this up later. Uh,

43:04

transference, transference. I always forget you

43:06

have a goddamn degree. Not even

43:08

in this, not even in the

43:10

psychology, but the transference is like,

43:12

yeah, when people transfer like their

43:14

frustrations with their mom on now

43:16

my therapist has become this maternal

43:19

figure in my life or like,

43:21

I don't have a girlfriend now.

43:23

I feel like I, yeah, that

43:25

kind of stuff. So you have

43:27

to be on guard about that

43:29

regardless. Anyway,

43:31

now I'm just rambling. Let's

43:34

get into, I think we have two

43:36

more questions here, if that's cool. wafer,

43:47

if you believe in that sort of thing. Mine

43:50

is a black Americano and a

43:52

nacho cheese Dorito. My girlfriend's is

43:54

a gas station breakfast sandwich and

43:56

like water in a three day

43:58

old plastic water bottle. So my

44:00

God are yours. So your type

44:02

is me. I can

44:04

barely drink water bottle. That's just been

44:06

heating up in the sun for three

44:08

days in your car. Man. Yeah. So

44:10

a great question. We might have talked

44:12

about this on the podcast before. I

44:15

know I've I've seen this go around

44:17

on TikTok a little bit of figuring

44:19

out what your body and blood is.

44:21

So is it supposed to be like

44:23

the most delicious version or the reality

44:25

of what you think, what your body's

44:27

most made of? I feel like it's

44:29

your vice, almost. I mean,

44:31

my blood would be a lemon drop

44:33

martini. Yeah, of course

44:36

it would. I would also maybe say

44:38

red wine, but Jesus already cornered that

44:40

shit. So I would say a lemon

44:42

drop martini, less sweet. Give

44:44

me half a sugar rim. Yeah. If we sugar

44:46

rimmed communion. I

44:50

would go to church. Can

44:52

I get a little spicy sauce on that? Oh,

44:54

priest. I would say

44:56

that. And then as far as

44:58

my body goes, damn.

45:01

Damn, damn, damn. I feel like

45:03

mine would change season to season

45:05

of my life, the eras of

45:07

my life. Because if you asked

45:09

me this five years ago, I'd

45:11

be like, vodka soda, 100%. But

45:13

now it's more of like literally

45:15

an espresso, like a latte

45:17

right now. That's great. which

45:19

I guess is fine. I mean, I do

45:22

drink more ounces of coffee a day than

45:24

I do lemon drop martinis. Yeah, I'm on.

45:26

I was against caffeine. Oh, not against. I

45:28

was just doing limited caffeine. And now I'm

45:30

in chemo. Yeah. Now I'm full in espresso

45:33

and the brown sugar shake in espresso from

45:35

Starbucks are so fucking good. It's stupid. Home,

45:38

though. Yeah. Yeah. So now I'm

45:40

just brown sugar full every morning.

45:43

Wow. I don't know if that's great. OK, so that would probably

45:45

be my blood. Now your body

45:47

brown sugar latte mine is a

45:49

lemon drop martini less sweet My

45:51

body here's the thing I have

45:53

been I don't know what's going

45:55

on with me. So full disclosure

45:58

I'm on a diet and by

46:00

that I mean I'm just trying

46:02

to do portion control slightly Not

46:04

changing my diet at all really

46:06

dropped off at the gym you

46:08

eat well in general because you

46:10

are I mean, you don't

46:12

snack and in like the veggies are

46:14

primary like source for you. I was

46:16

gonna tell you yeah when you were

46:18

talking earlier about chips and stuff. Have

46:20

you tried quest chips? No,

46:23

I've seen them in the grocery store. Here's the

46:25

thing. They don't taste like Doritos. Yeah. but they're

46:27

close enough, and they have 20 grams of protein

46:29

per tiny bag. That's what I need to get

46:32

into, because it's really just the crunch, you know?

46:34

You would love them. I'm gonna give you a

46:36

bag before you leave. Honestly, like

46:38

you said, your girlfriends, what,

46:40

gas station breakfast sandwich? Yeah. That it's

46:42

like, I do feel like my body

46:44

would be some sort of gas station

46:46

food. But which one? Oh,

46:49

God, I don't know. Are we talking a

46:51

roll into keto? Are we talking a bag

46:53

of chips? I'm talking, okay, honestly, we've talked

46:55

about this on the podcast about chips. the

46:58

Fritos, the spiral Fritos. I know. That's like,

47:00

I eat that every day for lunch in

47:02

high school. I had like an Eminem cookie,

47:04

a bag of those Fritos and like a

47:06

blue slushie. The tornadoes. Like no wonder I

47:08

got Breskis. Diop

47:12

champions. We're

47:14

getting sued by Frito light immediately. Don't worry,

47:16

RFK would agree with me. Yeah, it's true.

47:18

It's true. And

47:20

so those Fritos have like such

47:22

a chokehold on me and. are

47:25

so reminiscent of my childhood that

47:27

I might say that for the

47:29

nostalgia of it all, but honestly,

47:32

I don't know, because I also

47:34

think fried rice. Chip

47:36

loves fried rice. See, when I was

47:38

talking about, I've been cravings. Oh, so

47:40

I've been on like... Yes, sorry, interrupted.

47:43

The lightest diet of all time, which

47:45

literally just means don't go in for

47:47

thirds, essentially, but for some

47:49

reason. When I try to eat

47:51

less I crave Asian food so

47:54

much and so like any type

47:56

of like pads to you Like

47:58

like any type of Asian noodle.

48:01

Yeah, right now hundred percent. That's

48:03

my current body. Yeah, that's my

48:06

current wafer Yeah, I know it

48:08

changes sometimes, but like I think

48:10

at any moment I could eat

48:13

an Asian noodle. Yeah, that is

48:15

so correct. Yeah, like I love

48:19

like, all of that shit is so

48:22

delicious. And anytime it's offered, I want

48:24

it. There's never a time that I'm

48:26

like, no, thanks. And here's the thing

48:28

that transcends. I mean, I know I'm

48:30

bouncing around from a lot of different

48:32

cultures of like Chinese food or Thai

48:34

food or whatnot, but like, in general,

48:36

it's never something I would turn my

48:38

nose up cold the next day. Yes.

48:40

Oh my God, it's better the next

48:42

day, in my opinion. That's, I think

48:45

I'm cold leftovers. Well, yeah.

48:47

And which is so funny because I'm in

48:49

the book. It's like, oh, I don't love

48:51

leftovers. And I don't love leftovers unless it's

48:53

like a cold, Chinese, Thai,

48:55

Vietnamese friggin noodle or maybe

48:57

pizza. But pizza, I will

48:59

raw dog. Like just I

49:01

don't even reheat it. But see,

49:04

I eat like a spaghetti cold.

49:06

I know. Well, you and

49:08

I, I feel like we

49:10

have a spaghetti connection, a

49:12

cold noodle, a cold noodle,

49:14

a cold noodle. globally

49:16

hold on. I will. I'm just I'm

49:19

calling it right now. If you and

49:21

I ever start a production company, cold

49:23

noodle production, cold noodle production, cold noodle

49:25

production, cold noodle. It's a CMP, y

49:27

'all comes out of it. It's delicious

49:30

the next day. OK, last

49:32

question. last question. And then.

49:35

OK, here we go. This might be a little

49:38

broad. I'm

49:40

getting married in 43 days and I'm

49:42

wondering if you have any ideas for

49:45

finishing touches or fun things I could

49:47

do at my wedding. It's a small

49:49

wedding with mostly just friends and family.

49:51

So yeah, I'm open to your ideas,

49:53

something fun and wacky that will make

49:55

everybody laugh and have a good time.

49:58

Oh my god. Well, first of

50:00

all, congrats. I didn't catch your

50:02

name. So congrats, Bride. Congratulations in

50:04

40 some days probably. The probably

50:06

more like 40 or 20. Yeah.

50:09

This comes out. You're not going to have any time to

50:12

do any of these ideas. What's

50:14

a font for a small group of

50:16

people? What's the first thing that comes

50:18

to my mind is like a magician.

50:21

Well, here's the deal. I've

50:23

been researching a lot because and I don't think

50:25

he listens to this podcast. But since Chris is

50:27

doing both of my shows in New York, which

50:29

will have been the last two days by the

50:31

time you hear this, I've started researching celebrity impersonators

50:33

because I kind of just want. I don't know

50:35

if I can afford it. I'm in the hole

50:37

on this tour, but I want like Liza Manelli

50:39

to come to me like Oh,

50:42

we've got Shaps or like Mr.

50:44

T or just someone, you know

50:46

what I mean? So I do

50:48

feel like bringing in, and I

50:50

have a couple drag queens in

50:52

different cities. So I feel like

50:54

bringing in a surprise performance element

50:57

is always gonna knock people's socks

50:59

off more than like, I mean,

51:01

obviously do late night, Papa John's,

51:03

do late night, whatever, you know,

51:05

whatever. food is always a hit.

51:07

Whatever your body and what is

51:09

it? Blood are yeah, yeah bring

51:11

those out or you're like the

51:14

first thing you and your partner

51:16

ate together on a date something

51:18

nostalgic But a performance element. Yeah,

51:20

and grace sent a magician to

51:22

my birthday and Palm Springs once

51:24

not great Not great. He wasn't

51:26

great, but the experience overall provided

51:28

so much guffaw I think it

51:31

brings people together and not not

51:33

at the you know like not

51:36

making fun of the performer obviously,

51:38

but you're giving, you're

51:40

supporting local art. You're a gig.

51:42

You're giving a gig to someone

51:44

that needs it. And also it's

51:46

just so uniquely special to like

51:48

that situation in and of itself.

51:50

And I'm sure someone would love

51:53

to come perform and it's quick.

51:55

You can be like, do

51:57

like, I don't know, 15 minutes,

51:59

20 minutes or whatever it is you're in and out.

52:01

It's not a full gig. If I

52:04

was a gig person, And I got hired

52:06

to do a half hour at a wedding.

52:09

I'd be like, this is awesome. Ideal. You

52:11

know what you could also do. And I

52:13

talked about this when it happened. But we,

52:15

at Chip's last rap party, they had the

52:17

character artists where I was like, oh, and

52:19

then we put them up and every single

52:21

woman looked the same and every one. However,

52:25

they had already gotten a better

52:27

character artist that they had sent

52:29

photos of the crew to. So

52:32

when they came, they were like, oh. Oh,

52:34

Denise and blah, blah, blah here. And it

52:36

like really. So you could do something in

52:38

advance that just gets presented. That's very fun.

52:40

Like pretty cute. Yeah. I think that's really

52:43

great. And, you know, a mashed potato bar.

52:45

Oh my God, a mashed potato bar. be

52:47

fucking honest. A mashed potato bar that mashed

52:49

potatoes anywhere at the party. How is that

52:52

not your body? That's true

52:54

too. I know this question so hard

52:56

because it is like there's so many

52:58

great options. But thank God

53:00

I'm not Jesus and I don't need to

53:02

make a decision on it. Jesus. Thank

53:05

you guys for the questions. That was so much

53:07

fun. And let us know like, did you enjoy

53:10

this kind of format? We know it's different. It's

53:12

not like we're going to like bring it in

53:14

all the time, but this is a nice like,

53:16

oh, hey, I'm going to be crazy in a

53:19

week from now. So let's get some. Questions. The

53:21

idea is in the future that we answer like

53:23

one or two at the end of our regular

53:25

podcast. So please email us

53:27

TMGW podcast at gmail.com with your questions.

53:30

This is like a nice little kickoff

53:32

to what will be a smaller

53:34

segment. Yeah, and I love getting voice

53:36

memos from my friends. Oh my God,

53:39

my Swiss friends, my

53:41

sex therapist friend, and also my talkie

53:43

friend. Sound off, obviously, in the comments

53:46

if you have better advice for any

53:48

of these people, because I felt a

53:50

little lacking on actual ideas. Listen, we

53:53

tried our best and this got weird.

53:55

Yep. This

53:59

might get weird.