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Cheers made me hard! You guys, welcome

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back to another episode. of this

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we're using new microphones. Yeah. And

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so it's either gonna go over swimmingly,

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no one cares, or everybody hates

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We try our best. And sometimes you

1:01

get duped in that a more

1:03

expensive item is a better item.

1:05

And in this case, it doesn't

1:07

seem that way. At least for

1:09

now, who knows? Maybe all of

1:11

you. sound you can hear in

1:13

the background that we can't. No

1:15

doubt be told that, you know,

1:18

you can't hear it if you're

1:20

pairing menopausal. But to us, it

1:22

sounds like a banshee is being

1:24

strangled. Yes. So anyway, welcome back.

1:26

How are you Grace? Oh my

1:28

God, I'm doing great. Wow. You

1:30

know why? No. Okay, I'm wearing

1:33

this sweatshirt to celebrate. Jackie and

1:35

Shadow. Oh, right. have hatched two

1:37

eglets. Yes. Two as of this

1:39

morning. We're not even on Pip

1:41

Watch. These eglets are out. They

1:43

are crazy looking. Well you give

1:45

a little context for those who

1:48

might have missed like those couple

1:50

episodes where you talked about this.

1:52

This has been quite a dramatic

1:54

and intense and exciting saga in

1:56

the last week. So Jackie in Shadow

1:58

are two bald eagles. It's not to

2:00

soap opera stars. It sounds like

2:03

it. And they, but they, honestly,

2:05

they are very dramatic in that.

2:07

way. They are bald eagles in

2:09

Big Bear Valley in California and

2:11

they put a light the Friends

2:13

of Big Bear Valley which is

2:15

a nonprofit that sets up these

2:18

cameras on these eagles to watch

2:20

them lay eggs every year and

2:22

they live stream it so you

2:24

can tune in follow along they

2:26

laid three eggs this year. How

2:28

long have you been how long

2:30

has this has this? Eagles nest

2:32

been viewed by you since I

2:34

this year since uh Whenever I

2:36

talked about it last on the

2:38

podcast was right around it's been

2:40

a couple months. Yeah, because well

2:42

their last eagle or the last

2:45

egg Was laid and then it

2:47

was like pip watch for a

2:49

month and so then pip pip

2:51

pip started happening little cracks in

2:53

the that's started happening. That's what

2:55

a pip is is the crack.

2:57

Yeah pip watches I guess looking

2:59

for the cracks that happen which

3:01

makes which tells you that there

3:03

is a pip or an eglit

3:05

in the egg because this is

3:07

now what correct me if I'm

3:10

wrong guys equal fam correct me

3:12

if I'm wrong chat's been lit

3:14

lately equal fam that they are

3:16

going on their third year without

3:18

right without actually hatching an

3:21

eglit and so everyone has

3:23

been very invested well okay

3:25

two things one I would

3:27

be nervous to be this

3:29

invested because like Well now

3:31

we're at the part they could die now we're

3:33

at the part where I learned that well

3:35

Ellie and I both looked at each other

3:38

this morning we're like oh pecking order

3:40

is an actual thing that comes

3:42

from nature not just a phrase

3:44

like shadow could kill one of

3:46

them the I believe that the

3:48

Eglitz themselves start vying for so

3:50

one of the bats in the

3:52

chat had said that usually the

3:54

Eglitz around Big Bear Lake are

3:56

pretty okay with each other they're

3:58

friendly because there's enough. food I

4:00

guess enough fish in the lake itself

4:02

to be able to feed and so

4:05

I'm Elliot's like this is where

4:07

it could get dark really because

4:09

you know in nature with birds

4:11

the I think I'm under the

4:13

assumption that like the big one could

4:16

potentially eat the small one and

4:18

or push it out of the nest.

4:20

It's literally natural selection. Yeah, pips lip,

4:22

but that's right out of the nest.

4:25

The bots are trying to keep everyone

4:27

calm by being like, usually our eglitz

4:29

are really nice to each other and

4:31

there's plenty of resources to go around.

4:33

Okay, if one of the baby eglitz

4:35

starts killing the other, do they keep the

4:38

feed live? I don't know. That's the

4:40

part that, like, I don't care

4:42

to tune into. Your morning routine

4:44

gets different. My morning routine gets

4:47

dark. They're called bobble heads right

4:49

now because they can't support their

4:51

heads and they're just like flopping

4:53

all around. Yeah. But it's very

4:55

cute. And I guess there are at

4:57

least there are two eglets as of

4:59

the time we're recording this. There's still

5:01

a third egg that has not shown a

5:04

pipip at this point. Who knows? There's

5:06

your eagle update guys. This is what

5:08

we need right now in the world.

5:10

This is the alley. 75,000 people were

5:13

watching live this morning. Insane. Wild. I

5:15

was like these dumbbirds have

5:17

no idea. Okay, here is what I'm

5:19

gonna propose. Yeah. So pip is when you

5:21

see the little cracks, right? I

5:23

believe so I believe pip watches

5:25

when you're looking for when that's

5:27

gonna happen. I think we should

5:30

start using it in like slang

5:32

vernacular. Yeah. when you can tell

5:34

like a couple's about to break

5:36

up. Oh, that's a great idea.

5:38

Like when they're showing cracks, you're

5:40

like, pit watch. Oh my God,

5:42

and see if one eats the

5:44

other. And you know you're gonna

5:47

say it to someone and they're

5:49

like, um, excuse me. What is

5:51

it? People who really like to

5:53

birdwatch or an oethologist? Something

5:55

like that? You know, and

5:57

so they're gonna get it.

5:59

born is that Friends of Big

6:02

Bear Valley sells merch. And they

6:04

sell so much of it. I

6:06

bought two t-shirts this morning. Most

6:08

of the ones I wanted were

6:10

all sold out. It's really unfortunate.

6:13

They sell. 2025 calendars with Jackie

6:15

and Shadow on them. Are people

6:17

still buying calendars? That's what I'm

6:19

wondering. It's 25 bucks for this

6:21

2025 calendar. They sell the t-shirts

6:23

are fantastic. You would love one.

6:25

It says, don't mess with Jackie.

6:28

And it's just Jackie Stern, looking

6:30

straight. And then there's one

6:32

that says happy wife happy life dash

6:34

shadow as if shadow said that and

6:36

just him in profile Shat is being

6:38

quoted. Yeah. Okay that reminds me of

6:41

and I know I've talked about this

6:43

on the podcast before but the rampant

6:45

Miss quoting memes on Facebook where like

6:47

my sister will be like You better

6:49

treat a woman with some respect or

6:51

they'll come for your neck and it'll

6:54

be like a picture of Nelson Mandela

6:56

Yeah, I'm Gandhi No, like the amount

6:58

of quotes that are attributed to Keiano

7:00

Reeves that he never said yeah are

7:02

wild. We're in an age of only

7:04

misinformation. Yeah, it's only going to get

7:07

worse and our parents are going to

7:09

be targeted first and foremost and it's

7:11

yeah, it's trickling down. How do you

7:13

fact check that? How do you? Yeah,

7:15

exactly. Well, I have literally written under

7:17

once before being like they never said

7:20

that. Yeah. Like I'm pretty sure this

7:22

like guru is not known for giving

7:24

relationship advice about cheaters. Yeah. Um, oh,

7:26

speaking of misinformation and Facebook, yeah, oh

7:28

lord. Did you see Mark Zuckerberg at

7:30

his wife's birthday party, reenact Benson Boone?

7:33

Just this jumpsuit of Benson Boone's, I

7:35

didn't want, I've only, I've only screenshot

7:37

the image, I have not watched it,

7:39

it gives me atrophy because I'm so

7:41

full of cringe for what is. I'm

7:43

looking at. Yeah, the cringe has infiltrated

7:45

the bones. Yes, we're done. Yeah, it's

7:48

dissolving inside of me. I saw that

7:50

and the idea that he bought it

7:52

and then performed it, I don't think

7:54

of Zuckerberg as a showman. He's having

7:56

a crisis. Yeah, well, I know you

7:58

did the video about his hairdo. I

8:01

mean, the whole, the whole thing that's

8:03

happening right now is very much a

8:05

man in crisis. I agree. That's our

8:07

whole country is just men in crisis

8:09

right now. It really, you guys, the

8:11

tariffs, okay, sorry. I know, this is

8:14

my safe space, but it's like, it's

8:16

hard to not check, we're back in

8:18

the world of, I wake, I wake

8:20

up. I turn off my little Do

8:22

Not Disturb. I see who texted me.

8:24

If I upload an Instagram, any comments

8:27

from people I know? Like all that,

8:29

all the save screen. And then I

8:31

know as soon as I get in

8:33

there, I gotta go. And what fresh

8:35

hell is greeting us this morning? Because

8:37

we're West Coast. So the hell comes

8:40

three hours earlier. The hell comes while

8:42

we're sleeping. Yeah. Anyway, I digressed. I

8:44

announced my book tour. I announced my

8:46

book tour. I know. Congratulations. Have you

8:48

all bought tickets? Here we go. I

8:50

wanted to get on here I wanted

8:53

to explain a little bit because it

8:55

is all over the place You know

8:57

yeah, and talk through the dates maybe

8:59

so people can hear if their town's

9:01

part of it There we go. Let's

9:03

do it. Okay. Well. It's gonna kick

9:06

off on I believe the 23rd in

9:08

Portland and that one is is at

9:10

is at a bookstore and so that's

9:12

gonna be a moderated event cool and

9:14

that we're trying to figure out like

9:16

a Bookstores, some of them down to

9:19

clown. Yeah. Other ones of them, they're

9:21

like, it's due decimal with a ruler

9:23

and he's like, get in mind. Yes.

9:25

You're only allowed to do this order

9:27

thing that we've done for our whole

9:29

life. Yes. So I sometimes will be

9:32

a little feist here and sometimes will

9:34

be a little more traditional. But regardless,

9:36

every single ticket will come with a.

9:38

signed book and I will be there

9:40

for selfies hell yeah so there we

9:42

go but we're gonna go to Portland

9:44

then we're gonna go to Seattle then

9:47

San Francisco you guys if you live

9:49

in that greater area you have to

9:51

come because I'm doing an event called

9:53

hair of the dog oh my god

9:55

this one is so fun this is

9:57

the best I basically because you guys

10:00

know I'm planning this whole thing thing

10:02

I basically rented out this big bar

10:04

called Novella, event space. It's all like

10:06

book theme. Cool. And so, and I'm

10:08

doing it for Muttville, which is my

10:10

favorite senior dog rescue in San Francisco.

10:13

It's so cute. Their social media is

10:15

so funny. So basically what it is,

10:17

is the tickets are a little more

10:19

expensive there. They're 50 instead of 30,

10:21

but you get a signed book. It's

10:23

like a three hour mixture with me.

10:26

Each ticket also comes with a mimosa

10:28

from the bar and the bar will

10:30

just be open regardless. That's why it's

10:32

called hair of the dog. And $10

10:34

goes towards Muttville. Amazing. So, and we

10:36

might have some senior dogs there to

10:39

pet. God, that's gonna be so fun.

10:41

How fun. Even if I didn't know

10:43

who you were, I'd want to show

10:45

up just for the vibe. That's what

10:47

I'm hoping. I'm kind of like, I

10:49

know this just dog rescue has. Yeah.

10:52

If I saw like my favorite dog

10:54

rescue was throwing an event and it

10:56

was like mimosas and senior dogs and

10:58

oh, and you get this cookbook, that

11:00

sounds cool. And it's like. We're plugging

11:02

the shit out of this because it

11:05

deserves to be plugged, but I'm saying

11:07

the way to think about it too

11:09

in San Francisco, especially, is that if

11:11

you have friends or family members that

11:13

don't really know who Mamery is, they're

11:15

still going to have a great time

11:18

at these events. Thank you, and do

11:20

something good for pubs. So then we

11:22

got that, then we go, I'll be

11:24

doing the festival of books in LA,

11:26

I might be doing like a demo.

11:28

I got New York, I got New

11:31

York, rare books room of the strand

11:33

where like people get married and stuff.

11:35

Oh my god that's so fun! So

11:37

that'll be a moderated event. I'll announce

11:39

who's like hosting that at some point.

11:41

We go to Chicago to City Winery

11:43

which will be a blast and maybe

11:46

a special guest. to Kansas City. It's

11:48

at a gin distillery. Have we ever

11:50

done anything in Kansas City? I did

11:52

one signing there. My first book because

11:54

my stepmom was graduating from like seminary

11:56

school. That's right. So I went there

11:59

for one night and I found out

12:01

I was a bestseller while I was

12:03

drinking alone at an outback steak house.

12:05

Oh so the memories are rich in

12:07

Kansas City. So gin distillery that I'm

12:09

going to book people in Austin. We're

12:12

going to like a brewery sponsor that

12:14

I'm going to North Carolina. Asheville, this

12:16

will be the smallest event and it's

12:18

already have sold out, so get your

12:20

tickets. It is another kind of like

12:22

hair the dog, but it's this bar

12:25

called Day Trip, which is I, they

12:27

opened like two weeks before the hurricane

12:29

and they were like by the river,

12:31

completely gone. So like I was excited

12:33

to check them out and then I'm

12:35

talking like. 10 feet of mud. The

12:38

New York Times had a story on

12:40

them for the two owners. Yeah, I

12:42

saw that. Okay. I was like, this

12:44

sounds very familiar. And so they rallied,

12:46

you know, behind them. And so they're

12:48

opening a new space in April. Cool.

12:51

And so... it's going to be a

12:53

Sunday during the day because I'm trying

12:55

to make as many events I can

12:57

during the day because oh my god

12:59

that's genius that's what I would want

13:01

exactly so we're going to be drinking

13:04

and like dancing at a 70s gay

13:06

bar called day trip in Asheville and

13:08

then I go to Tucson Stacks Books

13:10

Club we're gonna sell margaritas it's on

13:12

Cinco de Mayo and we're going to

13:14

donate all the proceeds to people seeking

13:17

to like organizations for asylum anyway it's

13:19

really fun go get your tickets go

13:21

get your tickets all I think about

13:23

is food.com has all the links. Again,

13:25

I planned it myself, so these events

13:27

are gonna be probably smaller, so there's

13:30

limited space, so get in there. And

13:32

I'm on it right now, the only

13:34

link that's not there is Portland. Portland?

13:36

Portland has been dragging their feet to

13:38

get it on their website. Don't worry.

13:40

But it will be up there soon

13:42

and there's- So don't worry, yes. And

13:45

there's no- that has like no limit

13:47

on space. So that should be up

13:49

there this week. Oh, these are so

13:51

fun! I'm excited! This is what we

13:53

need. Pockets of joy in our lives

13:55

right now. Thank you so much. I

13:58

just keep brainstorming. I'm like, okay, but

14:00

what city could I do a dog

14:02

costume parade called Dog Food, where it's

14:04

literally just dogs dressed as food? And

14:06

then like the winner gets a gift

14:08

or two. You know what? I'm like,

14:11

so in Austin, do you think they

14:13

have a PA system to where I

14:15

could hire like, you know, a share

14:17

drag queen to perform if I could

14:19

turn back time and just throw sprigs

14:21

of time at people? Honestly. Maybe where

14:24

you should start putting energy is just

14:26

throwing maimery events. I know. Like just

14:28

whatever you can imagine in that crazy

14:30

ass brain and then you put them

14:32

on and you combine different organizations and

14:34

uh, yeah, genres of party together. I

14:37

was thinking of bringing back bloody marathon.

14:39

as an event. Oh my God. Maybe

14:41

during these 10 days, but like a

14:43

different time. Yeah. Anyway, guys, I'm so

14:45

excited and I'm nervous and it's it's

14:47

like I just announced I'm having a

14:50

party and I'm waiting for the RSVPs

14:52

to come in and I'm like, I

14:54

really hope people come to my party

14:56

or I'm gonna look silly if three

14:58

people come and I made all this

15:00

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I was. That's so fun. Okay, I

17:23

went to Maui. It was Maui. Maui,

17:25

Maui always sounds like, will you mow

17:28

me? Yeah, yeah. I always feel like

17:30

I have a speech impediment. But Jacqueline,

17:32

of course, got like hooked up by

17:34

a friend. And so, um, she organized

17:36

a little trip with her Besty, who's,

17:38

who's gonna be hosting, moderating my event

17:40

in Portland in Portland, Delia. Oh, that's

17:43

so fun. her and then she invited

17:45

my friend Ashley in North Carolina so

17:47

it was like a fun little girls

17:49

trip like coming together of like oh

17:51

these are our friends who are moms

17:53

yeah very you know so but we

17:56

had a good time it was very

17:58

chill I was in the worst mood

18:00

on day one well you had announced

18:02

your tour or hadn't announced it yet

18:04

no I was announced I get the

18:06

next day I was on the first

18:09

day of my period oh yeah and

18:11

like traveling and then like I get

18:13

there and I'm just like I don't

18:15

know with all these skinny bitches and

18:17

I was and like I realized like

18:19

I packed one shoe of the shoe

18:22

I was gonna wear the most. I

18:24

realized like everyone had really curated their

18:26

wardrobe like multiple cute things and I

18:28

was like I'm hanging on by a

18:30

thread. I saw you do power lapse

18:32

around H&M like two days before you

18:35

left. And even still like those weren't

18:37

great. So I was just like, oh,

18:39

I gotta get out of this bad

18:41

mood. And eventually I did. But I'll

18:43

tell you what got me right out

18:45

of them. Whales. The whale season. Oh,

18:48

the animals. Yeah. So we had a

18:50

boat day. Yeah. And they were like,

18:52

yeah, those videos. They were like, you'll

18:54

probably see some whales. Grace. Grace. Grace.

18:56

It was wild. Really? Yes. Whales all

18:58

over the place, whales breaching, baby whales

19:01

jumping. Whales, they like, they have the,

19:03

they can tell where they're near so

19:05

they can like track them. So at

19:07

one point they were like, there's two

19:09

huge whales under our boat by like

19:11

50 feet down there just chilling. They're

19:14

gonna come up. It was kind of

19:16

scary in an exciting way. Yeah. And

19:18

so we saw so many whales and

19:20

at one point it was so funny.

19:22

We're sitting there. We're like. watching the

19:24

whales, you know, they pulls up, they're,

19:27

you know, we've got a lot of

19:29

distance between us, but it's still very

19:31

cool. I'm watching and I'm sitting there

19:33

and I go, oh my God, I

19:35

was like, I just can't wait

19:37

to be an old lady like

19:39

drinking wine and going on whale

19:41

watching trips. And Jack and I

19:43

was like, the fuck do you

19:45

think you're doing right now, old

19:47

lady? I was like, oh shit.

19:49

I lived my dream. I am

19:51

an old lady drinking a Sauvignon

19:53

Blanc on a boat just like

19:55

looking at whales. Yeah. I've always

19:57

said that would be my. You

19:59

when we did Hey USA and

20:01

we were in Alaska, whale watching.

20:03

Yep. You, there was a. side

20:05

of you that came out that

20:07

I don't think I had experience

20:09

up into that point, it was

20:11

like a young girl that was

20:13

like pointing out whales everywhere. This

20:15

is like 7 a.m. We're ferociously

20:17

hung over. I'm wearing one of

20:19

those Guy Fieri, like one of

20:22

those visors that has fake spiky

20:24

hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It

20:26

was we were visions and with

20:28

all these Alaskan fishermen and you

20:30

were so genuinely eager. have a

20:32

soft spot in my heart for

20:34

Wales. Yeah. And so it was

20:36

cool. Like even when we were

20:38

on the beach, like the second

20:40

day we were there, there was

20:42

a family setting up beside us.

20:44

And of course I was like

20:46

being sweet, but also like giving

20:48

just enough side eye to be

20:50

like, don't get too close to

20:52

us. You have two toddlers. You

20:54

know what I mean? Like we're

20:56

clearly for women. Secretly drinking champagne.

20:58

That's all we kept doing. No,

21:00

Grace literally. All we kept saying

21:02

is this is White Lotus, this

21:04

is White Lotus. And when we

21:06

were watching the episode of the,

21:08

you know, if anyone that's watching

21:10

the storyline with the three women,

21:12

I just kept being like, Maymer

21:14

and Jacqueline in Hawaii. Maymer and

21:16

Jacqueline. Like literally, we went to

21:18

the gym and Jacquons on this

21:20

side, I'm on this side, and

21:22

then I see two very like

21:24

young girls and like perfect little

21:26

outfits like coming in to like

21:28

work out, but really just to

21:30

like. you know, Instagram story themselves

21:32

doing squats. And I said to

21:34

Jack and I go, uh-oh, two

21:36

young, two young fit girls just

21:38

came in here, especially White Lotus.

21:40

And then within four seconds, Ashley,

21:42

on the stairmaster goes, that's this

21:44

person and sends us the Instagram,

21:46

goes, she's an old school like

21:48

Utah influencer. I was like, oh

21:50

my God, we're White Lotus. But

21:52

anyway. The whales were fabulous. Everything

21:54

was great. However, I noticed something

21:56

and I've been noticing this. There

21:58

was a man who ran the

22:00

boat called Kip. Yep, that guy's

22:02

destiny is to run a boat.

22:04

Absolutely. So I mean, there was

22:06

like three people, but Kip was

22:08

like our main, like kind of

22:10

like talking to us, pointing out

22:12

stuff. you know, all that kind

22:14

of jazz. And it was his

22:16

birthday. So he kept telling us

22:18

about the party he was going

22:20

to have the next day. I

22:22

mean, he was having a pizza

22:24

oven. How old was he turning?

22:26

54. Oh, okay. I'm thinking this

22:28

is like a young kip. Nope,

22:30

okay. A mature, nope. I'm thinking

22:32

this is like a young kip,

22:34

nope. Nope, okay. No. I'm thinking

22:36

this is like a young kip,

22:38

nope. Nope. And I was writing

22:40

them down. Yeah. But what is

22:42

your prime audience? Prime. I'm like,

22:44

we've got whales. I'm three glasses

22:46

of white wine deep at 1

22:48

a.m. I mean, at 1 p.m.

22:50

But here's what I've noticed. And

22:53

I watched him do it. At

22:55

one point, he was like saying

22:57

little things off the cuff that

22:59

I looked at Jacqueline. And I

23:01

was like, I think he's testing

23:03

to see if we're Republican. Oh,

23:05

interesting. I was like, I feel

23:07

like, I feel like nowadays nowadays.

23:09

Yes. You can't be liberal and

23:11

rent this boat. Oh, you know

23:13

what I mean? Like, so it

23:15

was giving. It was giving. Interesting.

23:17

But he was just like, you

23:19

know, he kind of said something

23:21

we said about California and he

23:23

was like, oh, you know, yeah,

23:25

and they didn't even have enough

23:27

water for the fires. Like things

23:29

where it's like, they're plotting to

23:31

see if they can. talk freely

23:33

shit about like you know yeah

23:35

and then if all culminated we're

23:37

like finishing lunch and something happens

23:39

and then he does an impression

23:41

of Gavin Newsome okay and it

23:43

was like bad right I don't

23:45

even know if I would recognize

23:47

someone doing an impression of getting

23:49

like I saw him on the

23:51

news and I don't know what

23:53

voice he did but he was

23:55

talking about like saying Gavin who

23:57

was like celebrating the fires or

23:59

something insane right two two things

24:01

one Jacqueline O'Malley just goes, you

24:03

mean daddy knew some? Yeah, we

24:05

love him. Great, great. I have

24:07

mixed feelings like Avonusam, but this

24:09

guy needed to know that we

24:11

weren't just gonna like have everything

24:13

talk shit about. And then two,

24:15

who is on a boat in

24:17

the middle of the ocean with

24:19

women, with just a group of

24:21

women who have paid to be

24:23

there and starts like throwing out

24:25

things that could offend them like

24:27

that. I know. It's interesting because

24:29

like. on like a profile, you

24:31

guys fit the white woman Republican

24:33

profile to a certain degree. I

24:35

would be like, I don't know,

24:37

but to that man, I can

24:39

see how you would fit just

24:41

the like white. middle age woman

24:43

Republican. Yes. And so I'm sure

24:45

he was like, finally, maybe I

24:47

can talk to these people about

24:49

this. I also think he felt

24:51

comfortable because at one point someone

24:53

mentioned an ATM and he goes

24:55

like, oh, like a money ATM.

24:57

I thought you meant, I thought

24:59

I heard ATM and thought something

25:01

else. And Jacqueline was like, what

25:03

did you think? And I went

25:05

as to mouth. Is that the

25:07

ATM? And he said, yep. He

25:09

was like, yep. I don't know.

25:11

It got too much. But I

25:13

was just like, interesting energy. You

25:15

can't have women out in the

25:17

ocean. Yeah. And then be like,

25:19

well, let me just really try

25:21

to see if I can be

25:24

a full trumpet in front of

25:26

you. What the thought? Honestly, that

25:28

is the start of a horror

25:30

film is that you take women

25:32

out in the middle of the

25:34

ocean on a boat. isolate them

25:36

and find out if you can

25:38

be full Republican in front of

25:40

them. Yes. So anyway, Kip, I

25:42

hope you had a great birthday

25:44

and I'll leave it at that.

25:46

Okay, wow. Kip sounds like a

25:48

guy. I know. As soon as

25:50

that happened, with the Newsom, Daddy

25:52

Newsom and all that, I was

25:54

so happy, Jacqu said that. Then

25:56

he like had to come around

25:58

and he was like a little

26:00

put in his place. Oh. What

26:02

were those puns you made earlier?

26:04

Because he wanted to write him

26:06

down. I should have been like,

26:08

no, no, no, no, no, Kip,

26:10

puns for you, sir. No, Kip,

26:12

you need to tell me. that

26:14

trans people deserve rights first and

26:16

then I'll give you these puns.

26:18

I just hoist a trans flag

26:20

and the front of the ship

26:22

like a pirate. Wow. But it

26:24

was a great trip and it

26:26

was really fun. Nice. It sounded

26:28

beautiful or it looked beautiful. Also

26:30

bonus. Yeah. I decided to treat

26:32

myself and book a first class

26:34

seat back. You know I never

26:36

do that. Yeah. I do not

26:38

do that. Yeah. You hope for

26:40

the upgrade. I hope for the

26:42

upgrade. This was one of those.

26:44

I just booked first class, it

26:46

was like 200 bucks more or

26:48

something. It was one that had

26:50

a Delta One. So the first

26:52

class was Delta One. That's, those

26:54

things are crazy. Crazy. You have

26:56

like your own studio apartment. It

26:58

had a massager button on the,

27:00

on the, on the seat. That's

27:02

crazy. That's, yeah, I mean, for

27:04

how long is the flight, four

27:06

hours? Yeah, four or five. Great.

27:08

Excellent. A nice investment. Anyway, a

27:10

nice investment. Anyway, it was a

27:12

great time. an older Hawaiian man

27:14

and the speaker came on, they

27:16

were like, and everyone, I just

27:18

want to draw attention, everyone's warning,

27:20

to Dudley. Dudley has been working

27:22

this flight for 35 years and

27:24

this is his last flight. Wow!

27:26

Oh, a special moment. A special

27:28

moment, everyone's calling, everyone's coming, everyone's

27:30

going crazy. Dudley's like, I'm just

27:32

trying to get these momoses out,

27:34

you know, Dudley's like sweating, and

27:36

Dudley's doing it, and then they

27:38

were like, Dudley is from Hawaii

27:40

and is actually responsible for having

27:42

Delta play traditional Hawaiian music, music

27:44

on the flights while we board

27:46

and exit. Wow. So today we're

27:48

playing some of Dudley's favorite Hawaiian

27:50

artists. I was in Delta One.

27:52

It was Dudley's last ride. I

27:54

was like, oh! And every time

27:57

we like hit turbules, I was

27:59

like, listen, fate isn't gonna take

28:01

down Dudley's last flight. No way.

28:03

Not come on now. So anyway,

28:05

shout out to Dudley. Dudley, I

28:07

wonder how often are. flight attendants

28:09

allowed to make personal announcements. Right?

28:11

Like, because I've seen some flight

28:13

attendants that are clearly actors. Yeah.

28:15

And they're very comfortable on a

28:17

microphone. So they have a very

28:19

liberal approach too. And some of

28:21

them are great at it. So

28:23

you're like, yeah, give me your

28:25

whole 10 minute. tight 10 on

28:27

how to do these seat belts

28:29

right now. Absolutely. I'm like, do

28:31

they get a limit on how

28:33

many announced personal announcements they can

28:35

make or how much spice they

28:37

can add to their announcements? I

28:39

don't know. Like Judith. Yeah, come

28:41

on, Judith. We can't, this isn't

28:43

your blog. You can't announce everyone's

28:45

birthday. Right. However, what, that is

28:47

another question because on the way

28:49

there, we got one of those

28:51

like. And our passenger in 20B

28:53

is celebrating her 21st birthday. Yeah.

28:55

But what? Do they look? Are

28:57

they alerted by your ticket ID?

28:59

Or are there people out there

29:01

who legitimately on the sly are

29:03

like, it's my friend's birthday? Could

29:05

you say it on the speaker?

29:07

On our way back from Europe

29:09

at the end of last year?

29:11

There was someone announced like, and

29:13

congratulations to Steve and Beth on

29:15

their honeymoon from their wedding and

29:17

like they're announcing basically that they've

29:19

been on their honeymoon the whole

29:21

time. And I was like, they

29:23

were sitting right behind us. It

29:25

turned out because then they came

29:27

and brought them like free drinks.

29:29

Wow. And they I was like,

29:31

did you guys like orchestrate this?

29:33

Like I know. Did you, which

29:35

I have seen Sarah Whittle lover

29:37

will. say it's her anniversary at

29:39

restaurants occasionally just to see what

29:41

happens from it. Sarah likes free

29:43

stuff. We love it. I appreciate.

29:45

But yeah I don't know if

29:47

people are I don't have that

29:49

quality of person no whatever it

29:51

is to go hey here's a

29:53

fun fact about me that I

29:55

hope you take public. I feel

29:57

like that just immediately invites attention

29:59

for conversation. Exactly. Because like the

30:01

same way, Chip and I have

30:03

talked about this, and I might

30:05

have said on the pot before,

30:07

that's like my, that's my slogan,

30:09

I might have said this before

30:11

before, is that I almost stutter

30:13

when I'm explaining Chip to someone

30:15

because I say boyfriend or partner

30:17

because fiancé invites additional questions. What

30:19

would you like to ask me

30:21

about it? Would you like to

30:23

ask me about the proposal? Or

30:25

would you like to see when

30:28

we're getting married? Yes. It literally

30:30

just goes like, it opens a

30:32

Pandora's box. Like if someone was

30:34

like, oh, well, me and my

30:36

fiancé loved that. And there was

30:38

dead air. You'd be like, they

30:40

want me to ask about the

30:42

fiancé. Yeah. Y'all know good and

30:44

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Okay, I saw this headline. Okay.

32:28

I think this is a New

32:30

York Post headline. It says, I'm

32:32

best friends with my ex-husband's new

32:34

wife. We're so close, we wax

32:36

each other. Okay. Okay. So now

32:38

could ya. All right? He's perfect

32:40

in every way. A stud. A

32:42

stud. in bed in the head,

32:44

all of it. Could you deal

32:46

if he was best friends with

32:48

your ex and they waxed each

32:50

other? No. Oh, perfect guy. Checks

32:52

every box. But is... No, here's

32:54

the thing. Yeah. I see it

32:56

more in the gender reverse because

32:59

women are nicer. Yes, and the

33:01

story when I investigated it was

33:03

like... the woman got divorced this

33:05

other woman started dating the ex-husband

33:07

and they have kids so they

33:09

she became friends with the new

33:11

girlfriend and then they became really

33:13

close because they were like this

33:15

works out really well I didn't

33:17

want to be married to him

33:19

anymore and like we can co-parent

33:21

really well cool and then they

33:23

became best friends so I can

33:25

see how a good good work

33:27

right that's a pretty good sitcom

33:29

yeah But where does the waxing

33:31

come in and furthermore which body

33:33

part? I don't know. Because when

33:35

the women wax besides their like

33:37

eyebrows and... Arm pits? Legs? Do

33:39

you watch your arm? Do you

33:41

watch? No, but I've seen people

33:43

do it before. Yeah. You know?

33:45

Uh, vaginas? That's what I- Well,

33:47

are these two people as statisticians?

33:49

I don't know. That is the

33:51

question too, that I was like

33:53

pretty liberal with the, um, just

33:55

offering to wax each other. Don't

33:57

say liberal in front of Kip.

33:59

I'm starting to see some cracks

34:01

in this personality. Oh my God.

34:03

So you know, it's a no

34:05

for you. It's a no for

34:07

me. Yeah, I agree. It'd be,

34:09

I want my ex out of

34:11

my life, but in this circumstance

34:13

where it's like you're tethered to

34:15

them with children and that sort

34:17

of thing, I can get why

34:19

this makes sense. I'll never have

34:21

to deal with that. Thank God.

34:23

I went to a psychic. Yes,

34:25

okay, you. Tease this story, I

34:27

think only to me, offline. And

34:29

so I have been waiting for

34:31

you to bring this up on

34:33

the podcast. Right, we went to,

34:35

I'm like, I fucking love psychics.

34:37

We were at the cheesecake factory

34:39

with hazel, which we already talked

34:41

about, and then I was just

34:43

like, oh, by the way, went

34:45

to a psychic yesterday, but we'll

34:47

talk about it on the pod.

34:49

Literally could feel my mouth salivating.

34:51

I was like, I can't wait.

34:53

There's not much to report. I

34:55

didn't need to like go learn.

34:57

There was nothing nagging at me.

34:59

It's my friend, our friend Claire

35:01

who designed her high ball house.

35:03

Yeah. She goes to this psychic

35:05

in Beverly Hills and she's like

35:07

told me about her experiences before

35:09

because also she'll bring up like

35:11

projects we have together or things

35:13

like that. And like the psychic

35:15

has been like dead on about

35:17

a few things, right? So. Claire

35:19

is going to be like bouncing

35:21

around like living in Montana and

35:23

Scotland and Big Bear because she

35:25

was near the fires and her

35:27

like little boy. They just don't

35:30

want to risk the air right

35:32

now. So she was like, we're

35:34

going to rent our house and

35:36

go. Peace out for like four

35:38

months. So I was like, well,

35:40

before you go, let's have like

35:42

a very like over the top

35:44

Beverly Hills Day. Yeah. So we

35:46

met at the Beverly Hills Hotel

35:48

and we got lunch at the

35:50

Polo Lounge. And like we were

35:52

the only people under like 60,

35:54

you know, and I had like

35:56

a cocktail and like a salad

35:58

and just like in our little

36:00

corner booth. And it's just, it

36:02

was great. And then we went

36:04

to her psychic. Wow. And I

36:06

was nervous, right. Because well, it's

36:08

in like a beautiful building. She

36:10

just like has an office in

36:12

this building. Okay. Did you assume

36:14

she'd just be in a well

36:16

well I thought it be more

36:18

of some type of haunted mansion

36:20

Yeah, exactly I thought I was

36:22

looking for death becomes her a

36:24

large carved out pumpkin in the

36:26

middle of an empty field right

36:28

and so and on the way

36:30

there I realize I hadn't really

36:32

asked anything about her and so

36:34

for a second I was like

36:36

is this the psychic that told

36:38

Kyle that her husband would never

36:40

Oh God. Yeah, your husband will

36:42

never emotionally fulfill you. I was

36:44

like, is this like a sassy

36:46

redhead from reality TV? She was

36:48

like, no, it's like an older

36:50

70 year old Persian auntie with

36:52

a tight facelift. I was like,

36:54

okay, okay, that works too. So

36:56

anyway, I needed to go first

36:58

because I needed to get somewhere.

37:00

I don't know. And so Claire's

37:02

like, I'll just wait in the

37:04

lobby, you chill, okay. And here

37:06

as she comes down. the ant

37:08

and she comes to get me

37:10

and then it was like the

37:12

most, it's like the slowest elevator.

37:14

It's like we're waiting for the

37:16

elevator, it takes forever. Then another

37:18

guy waits for the elevator too.

37:20

And then I'm just like. Am

37:22

I supposed to small talk, the

37:24

psychic, right? In front of this

37:26

guy? Wait, so she's in a

37:28

business, she's in a building that

37:30

has other businesses in it. Yes.

37:32

And so she comes to get

37:34

you dressed in any sort of

37:36

way that indicates she's obviously a

37:38

psychic. No, like creams. Like she

37:40

had on like a soft shawl,

37:42

like it was a diet, quiet,

37:44

luxury. Yes. And you know, but

37:46

also we're waiting and she's like.

37:48

I'm like cracking jokes. I don't

37:50

know what to do, you know.

37:52

And then she's just kind of

37:54

like looking you up and down.

37:56

Oh. And I was taking in

37:58

your energy. Uh-oh. So then we

38:01

get into her office, it's beautiful,

38:03

her some crystals, and she's just

38:05

like starting, she's like, you know,

38:08

calling on the Gods, and I

38:10

see she has cards, and I'm

38:12

like, oh, are we doing terro? And

38:15

she's like, no, this is my

38:17

own system. They were like, are,

38:19

or mez playing cards? Like she

38:21

created her own system of the

38:23

clips up. Claire has the best

38:26

taste of the person I've ever

38:28

met. So. You know, a lot of random

38:30

stuff. Nothing crazy. You know, I kept

38:32

getting, she kept being like, money. money's

38:34

coming and I was like keep it

38:36

coming honey like I was like I

38:38

was in the casino I was like

38:40

let's see some more tens yeah she

38:42

said the tens mean money let's see

38:44

the tens right but so one of

38:46

the things is she was also like

38:49

are you married or whatever no I'm

38:51

engaged and she like took his name

38:53

I was so nervous I was like

38:55

what is my birthday yeah yeah she

38:57

did tell me because I'm on the

38:59

cuz she did tell me that I'm

39:01

actually a libra oh Interesting, Furgotendencies,

39:03

but something I'm barely married. But

39:05

what she says is she's talking

39:07

about ship, but she writes his

39:10

name down, and she goes, I'm getting

39:12

UK. Why am I getting UK? And I

39:14

was like, he landed in England yesterday.

39:16

That's when he was in England for

39:18

three days. And I was like, yes,

39:21

that, but also she goes, you've been

39:23

British in every single past life. To

39:25

you? To you? To me. Okay. And I was

39:27

like, OK. She goes. She goes, when I walked

39:29

up to you in the lobby, I thought you'd

39:32

have a British accent. And I

39:34

was like, okay. She goes, the UK

39:36

is calling you. They like you. Oh. You

39:38

need to do more things in the UK.

39:40

Okay. And I was like, well, I just

39:42

did a tour there and my boyfriend's there

39:45

right now. And like, I have friends there.

39:47

She was just like, it keeps coming back.

39:49

You need to be in the UK. And

39:52

I was like, all right. You're like that's

39:54

going to have to have a British. Oh,

39:56

I mean, who doesn't love to hear that? But

39:58

here's the thing. I was like... am I

40:00

being baited to see if I

40:02

were in Beverly Hills? Yeah, is

40:04

this going to be a kipwatch

40:07

all over again? It wasn't a

40:09

kip watch. She was, she at

40:11

one point was like and God's

40:13

like man, you know, like, yeah.

40:15

And then I was like, who?

40:18

Okay, we're good. I was like,

40:20

I cannot have a Republican psychic.

40:22

I don't think that's possible. I

40:24

mean, I was like, that's like

40:26

an S&L bit, a Republican psychic.

40:29

I was so nervous. Who do you

40:32

think she should make decisions about my

40:34

body? Exactly. But the only thing that

40:36

I'll say is like, UK. UK. And

40:38

then she at one point she flipped,

40:40

like she just like would just do

40:43

the cards and talk me out and

40:45

things and I asked like a couple

40:47

specific questions and then she wrote down

40:49

Jay and she goes, she was like.

40:51

Two men, I see in the car,

40:53

two men are going, with your career,

40:56

they're going to help with your career,

40:58

Jay, Jay, and then she lists two

41:00

Jay names. And I was just like,

41:02

everything is blank to me about everything

41:04

I've ever done. So I just go,

41:07

Jacqueline Johnson. I was like, my friend

41:09

I'm going to Hawaii within two days.

41:11

She's like, no. Anyway, I leave. The

41:13

exact two names she says are the

41:15

two producers on the movies that. I

41:18

like, I'm trying to get made right

41:20

now. Whoa. Two different movies. The exact

41:22

names, she said. How do I get

41:24

in touch with this one? Right? I'll

41:26

give you her number. And then I

41:29

like Venmo to her. She's not cheap.

41:31

No. She's not cheap. She's not cheap.

41:33

Just so weird when you like end

41:35

a reading where you're like, I mean,

41:37

you know, am I in the right

41:40

place in my life? And like, with

41:42

my family, what about this? Can I

41:44

scan your code, your QR? Like, I

41:46

literally did. Yeah, you're like, it's really

41:48

kind of takes the magic out of

41:50

it a little bit. And then I

41:53

had to send the screen grab to

41:55

Claire and be like, is this her

41:57

pre-face lift? I was like, it's very.

41:59

small I cannot see but so yeah

42:01

that was my first wow I need

42:04

to go back I think I would

42:06

only go back if I like had

42:08

questions yeah yeah that's the thing that

42:10

I always forget to do before I

42:12

get like terro cards read is like

42:15

come up with specific questions which makes

42:17

the most of your time and your

42:19

money I guess so or it just

42:21

helps them out more You know what

42:23

I mean? Because I'm always going to

42:26

be a skeptic. Well, I have one

42:28

tarot reader that I've been going to

42:30

for years and years and years. So

42:32

she's like a friend almost at this

42:34

point and so I feel like, you

42:37

know, she's got notes, you know, that

42:39

keep kind of rolling over into every

42:41

meeting we have. Well, she's the only

42:43

person who's read my tarot and she

42:45

told me I was going to. fall

42:47

in love in August of 2017, which

42:50

is when Chip and I got together.

42:52

She's legit shit. So there's the psychic.

42:54

Excellent. I truly felt nervous. Well, proud

42:56

of you. Thank you. Proud of you

42:58

for facing your fears. Thank you so

43:01

much. Thoughts on traders? Have we talked

43:03

about this? We have not, I don't

43:05

think we did last week. Well, let

43:07

me tell you this great. I'm in

43:09

love with Gabby. by the way. Did

43:12

I was already in love with her?

43:14

I didn't know much about her. She's

43:16

the best. And it was a slow

43:18

burn because she was getting honestly dragged

43:20

down by the Bambies. Yeah, offense to

43:23

crucial or to Nikki. But like, Gabby

43:25

is a star on reality TV. Also,

43:27

her Tiktok is so fucking funny. So

43:29

funny. Okay, so I followed Gabby. I

43:31

didn't really watch that season a bachelor,

43:34

but I watched it a little bit.

43:36

And then I didn't like the way

43:38

the way they were. I feel like

43:40

her season of. Bachelorette was her. I

43:42

don't know. I didn't follow up from

43:44

that, but I knew I liked her

43:47

and like I had watched enough to

43:49

like follow her journey. Yeah. And then

43:51

I also like in my algorithm was

43:53

her and Robbie, her girlfriend. And I

43:55

was just like, this is the most

43:58

funniest opposites attract couple. Yeah. So hilarious.

44:00

and from glee from glee from glee

44:02

absolutely but so Jane Lynch oh my

44:04

goodness no fence to her girlfriend these

44:06

are Robbie is so funny but Robbie

44:09

also knows like yeah you're punching above

44:11

your weight as they say they're an

44:13

excellent okay hey hello but so I'm

44:15

having fun watching it I mean do

44:17

we say Well this will go up

44:20

the day before the new episode comes

44:22

out so even if people are catching

44:24

up there We're probably an episode behind

44:26

to what people are watching. Let me

44:28

tell you this. Yeah, you know the

44:31

gay sports bar I went to watch

44:33

the Survivors at so last Wednesday Well

44:35

I was out of town Chip had

44:37

like a little survivor viewing a couple

44:39

people here and it's pretty great so

44:41

far Amazing, but so Chip had like

44:44

a couple people over to watch like

44:46

Steve and sorry and normally they would

44:48

watch it Steve would watch it at

44:50

this gay bar right Carolyn was there

44:52

oh oh what a missed opportunity other

44:55

survivor people chip would have been chip

44:57

doesn't like Carolyn no the only thing

44:59

I hate about chip I know and

45:01

chip I get I get I get

45:03

I get that she can be grading

45:06

she said herself this is how people

45:08

perceive her her entire life yeah honestly

45:10

it's my least favorite quality about chip

45:12

too chip watch Chipwatch. Oh wow, what

45:14

a bummer. But how much fun would

45:17

it have been to be there with

45:19

the premiere? So I feel like we

45:21

need to go watch an episode of

45:23

Survivor there and like hope someone shows

45:25

up. I would love to. I know

45:28

I will. I have to just manage

45:30

my expectations of being like you won't

45:32

be able to hear anything and you

45:34

can't rewind if you miss something. Well

45:36

me, you know I'm so sensitive to

45:38

noise. I can only hear like one

45:41

thing at a time. I was there

45:43

like one thing. some evil eyes when

45:45

he was like talking over stuff and

45:47

then he came over and he was

45:49

like been a fan since I was

45:52

up with the prete. I was just

45:54

like I'm sorry if I looked like

45:56

I wanted to murder you when you

45:58

were talking over a conventional. But yeah,

46:00

Traders is great. I love that Tom

46:03

Sandoval left completely deluded that he was

46:05

excellent at the game. Him saying, I

46:07

didn't know I'd be so good at

46:09

this. Love, I love the delusion or

46:11

any of us surprised. I, Dolores, Real

46:14

Houseways of New Jersey, I've been a

46:16

Dolores fan on that show. Delores, it

46:18

isn't, like there is a part of

46:20

me that wishes I had that quality

46:22

of Dolores of just being completely okay

46:25

with not knowing. at all what's going

46:27

on. She has no idea what's going,

46:29

it's truly ignorance is bliss. What is

46:31

she gonna do now that Tom is

46:33

gone? She voted for him every single

46:36

week. I don't think she understands how

46:38

to play this game. There's usually like

46:40

a person that does, like that. from

46:42

all of the ones that we've watched

46:44

across all the different international franchises. When

46:46

you're at this point, it's literally like

46:49

you get left with traders and goats,

46:51

like what they call on Survivor. I

46:53

like when you bring them to the

46:55

end for they know that you're not

46:57

going to win. And then occasionally like

47:00

maybe one person that's pretty good, like

47:02

a Dylan or a Gabby. Did you

47:04

see? They did like a little reunion?

47:06

Yeah, there's going to be a reunion

47:08

for it. They have a big romance

47:11

going on. Dylan is, I mean, getting

47:13

on this show is the best thing

47:15

to ever happen to Dylan Ephron. And

47:17

on the show, every single, slightly emotional

47:19

woman looks at him and goes, you

47:22

know you're the closest person to me

47:24

in this show. I'm like, he has

47:26

a type of woman that he gravitates

47:28

towards. that he befriends in a way

47:30

and there's like this painful reckoning that

47:33

they have to like be at odds

47:35

with each other. Was he so close

47:37

with Carolyn and then yeah I know

47:39

it's confusing I mean and he's like

47:41

legitimately has tears in his eyes yeah

47:43

yeah and I don't know that he's

47:46

the actor in the family no no

47:48

um Ibar that guy's still there how

47:50

I've never seen again I've never seen

47:52

a full season of traders so I

47:54

don't know like the goat of it

47:57

all yeah or using people as a

47:59

shield kind of thing yeah but truly

48:01

on week one I was like that

48:03

guy's gone yeah same I thought I

48:05

thought all of the like I didn't

48:08

watch the season before but the season

48:10

the first season of the US traders

48:12

there was like another weird token random

48:14

token yes British person that somehow had

48:16

ties to like the royal family in

48:19

a weird way and I don't know

48:21

if that's just like a wink and

48:23

a nod to the UK version of

48:25

it. I don't know. But I don't

48:27

think they made it. I think they

48:30

got voted off for like immediately. So

48:32

it's strange. This random guy is just

48:34

there. Oh, well we decided our patron

48:36

live stream this month. Yeah. Is going

48:38

to be traders. Theme Trader's theme. Yes,

48:40

we will get you exactly what date

48:43

we're doing it But Trader's theme this

48:45

month. So by the way, we have

48:47

a patron go sign up patreon.com We

48:49

do fun stuff like that Grace does

48:51

incredible blog posts I need to announce

48:54

my bar flies book I'm gonna put

48:56

a poll I was gonna put a

48:58

poll up yesterday and I realize you

49:00

can only put polls up from your

49:02

computer not your phone Oh, for some

49:05

reason it's not in the app. Weird.

49:07

Okay. When you craft it. So I'm

49:09

going to put up a poll between

49:11

three biographies and see, like, do you

49:13

want to do Chelsea handler? Because her

49:16

book just came out and that's so

49:18

much fun. Do you want to keep

49:20

it on like the chef theme for

49:22

my cookbook year? You could do your

49:24

own cookbook and make a recipe from

49:27

it. Two. That's true, but I feel

49:29

like these good people are going to

49:31

buy it regardless. Yeah, yeah. You don't

49:33

need to sell them too much. And

49:35

there won't be an audio book, because

49:37

they would be like, add the sugar

49:40

now. That will be really funny if

49:42

it was just like you reading, they

49:44

could click on you reading them the

49:46

recipe. Yeah, totally. Fun. So anyway. say

49:48

anything else to you about what's going

49:51

to happen to you. Sometimes I make

49:53

a little noise while I try to

49:55

I feel like we just tuned into

49:57

I feel like

49:59

we just tuned into

50:02

some alien frequency. you

50:04

you communicated with

50:06

someone that I'm not

50:08

aware of. that I'm not

50:10

aware of. Nick. Nick, who's editing this?

50:13

Take that this? Take

50:15

that and put it

50:17

at the end of

50:19

when I end That

50:21

got weird. that got weird.

50:24

you are weird. This

50:28

This get weird.