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1:37

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1:39

Workaholics and the righteous gemstones.

1:41

He has his own podcast

1:44

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1:46

called This is Important. It's

1:48

always a fun time with

1:51

my friend Adam Devine. You

2:09

just shower is it the is

2:11

it the rain that got you

2:13

a little wet? I just showered

2:15

unfortunately. It looks good on

2:18

you. No, I'm not afraid

2:20

to say it. That wet look

2:22

looks good on you Theo. You

2:24

think? Yeah, I'm not I ain't

2:26

lying. Let me see it pulled

2:29

it up. Let me get a

2:31

gander at it. Oh, damn son. Yeah,

2:33

just I could just... Sorry. No,

2:35

don't be in. I like it. I

2:38

like it. I haven't heard it in

2:40

a while. I saw you stretching a

2:42

little bit, was it what I saw? Yeah,

2:44

you did. You got to stay limber for

2:46

all the sitting we're doing? I'm getting

2:48

at the age now where I can't

2:50

sit for too long, dude. Really? Yeah,

2:52

and that sucks. What do you mean?

2:55

Yeah, just sitting, just fucking bothers

2:57

me. It bothers, yeah, you know, I

2:59

do notice, um... I thought about this,

3:01

like we're not supposed to just be

3:03

sitting around, like imagine to say you

3:06

went in the woods, right? Yeah. And

3:08

you saw all the animals are having

3:10

fun, right? Right, they always are. Yeah,

3:12

most of them are eating killing, there's

3:14

some, yeah, some of them, some of

3:17

them, some of them, some of them,

3:19

some of them, some of them, some

3:21

of them, but eating is fun, if

3:23

you're into that. Yeah. And I

3:25

think most animals, and I'm also

3:27

into water. But if you're in

3:29

it, but that's where things get

3:31

violent is down there. Oh shit.

3:34

That's what I'm saying is I

3:36

think nature's a blast right? Yeah,

3:38

you see it. They're hurting The

3:40

animals the woodpecker comes down. He's

3:42

like he makes noise and people

3:44

are like get the fuck out

3:46

here. We want to sleep in

3:48

you don't think for him that's

3:50

kind of fun though. It's just

3:53

like wake up motherfucker yeah,

3:55

he's obviously been rolling up

3:57

like that just so early

3:59

just slam in their head against

4:01

a wall. Yeah, and then take it

4:03

off. Yeah. Unless she's like Morse coding

4:05

a message from the Evans or from

4:07

like ACDC or something, you know. But

4:09

you know, I'm sure every animal, they

4:11

all conjointively hate that M.F. or. Conjointively,

4:13

I think they are. When they see, unless

4:15

one person had to get up early for

4:17

work. And he's like, guys, I had to

4:20

invite him. Yeah. And this, we all started,

4:22

we started, we started to talk about this

4:24

because of talking about this because of

4:26

stretching. We I'm just saying so stretching

4:29

like is um, oh you said sitting

4:31

down. Yeah, so I'm just saying Yeah,

4:33

I don't know if we're supposed to

4:35

be sitting down like say if you

4:37

went into nature Yeah, and you saw

4:40

a bunch of animals They're

4:42

doing stuff scratching and backs

4:44

on backs on trees eating

4:46

berries and backs on trees

4:48

eating berries and tickling each

4:50

other whatever and then there's

4:52

one animal off to the side

4:54

who's sitting in achy hips. Yeah

4:57

Because humans they weren't sitting back

4:59

in the day. That's what I'm

5:01

saying. I mean rocks. They're not

5:03

comfortable We have all these we've made

5:06

all these comfy chairs Get us all

5:08

sloven. Yeah, right? So that's that's what I

5:10

live in Orange County So I drove up

5:12

here to do this among some other things,

5:14

but I drove up here and it's took

5:17

like an hour 40 minutes and then I

5:19

get out of my car and my hips

5:21

are like Yeah, my body starts

5:23

to, this top starts to lean forward.

5:25

I was, my, my, my, my top half

5:27

of my body will start to lean

5:29

forward like that. Yeah. Well, you know,

5:32

I, my body fell apart, dude. You

5:34

know I was hit by a symmetric

5:36

when I was a kid. Were you

5:38

really? I was, dude. And how full

5:40

was it at it already? It was

5:42

a full cement truck. No way. Even

5:44

if it wasn't a full cement truck,

5:46

because that's still fucked up. But it

5:48

was a full one, dude. Full one's

5:50

really bad. I think 32 tons, something

5:52

like that. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah,

5:54

dude. It hit me. I ran over

5:56

the first, under the wheels, and then

5:58

spit me out. I flew 500

6:00

feet, dude. You're lying. Mm-mm.

6:02

Truths. Oh my God. What's

6:05

the longest feel goal ever

6:07

kicked? That's insane. Bring that up.

6:09

Yeah, I probably, I mean, has to

6:11

be more than 500. No, maybe not.

6:13

How long is the 66 yards, so

6:16

quick math, I think that's a thousand

6:18

feet, quick math? No, what is that?

6:20

188. 188. Oh my God. So

6:22

that's like more than double. Yeah.

6:25

Wow! Wow! Wow! What did you

6:27

land in? I skitted up the,

6:29

like, up the street or down

6:31

the street, however it goes. and

6:33

I was hit in one county

6:35

and I landed in another county.

6:38

Because the street was like the

6:40

dividing line between the counties. Still

6:42

counts? Yes, still counts as a

6:44

cool factoid. And is this the

6:46

style you got hit by? Would

6:48

you get hit by? Yeah, it's

6:51

a similar style. Yeah, so I

6:53

got taken under those wheels. Peterbils

6:55

are nice, huh? Yeah, that's a

6:57

solid truck. And what happened? Were

6:59

you, because I have a friend

7:01

who got hit by a train,

7:03

right? He was doing great,

7:05

he was listening to I

7:07

think a lot is more

7:09

set or something walking with

7:11

his headphones on. And he's

7:13

like, isn't this ironic? Yeah.

7:15

Yeah, well, don't you think?

7:17

Because it's like craziest. Listening

7:19

to my song and hit

7:21

my train. Crazy as he

7:23

was, he'd been listening also

7:25

to train earlier. See that one actually

7:27

be ironic. Yeah, but I think but it that joke

7:29

only works if he had been listening to the train

7:32

earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we we we dialed that one

7:34

in. Yeah, we did a good job. But

7:36

yeah, you believe that they're noise canceling and then

7:38

you're like, no, they're not that noise canceling.

7:40

He couldn't hear a train coming. That's and

7:42

so that's wild. But it's effective is all

7:44

insane. Those those heavens are effective. Yeah, so you're

7:46

walking. Where are effective. Where are effective. Where are. Where

7:48

are you. Where are. Where are. Where are. Where are.

7:51

Where are. Where are. Where are. Where are. Where are.

7:53

Where are. Where are. Where are.

7:55

Where are. Where are. Where are.

7:57

and we were going across the

7:59

street to get candy or whatever

8:01

and I mean true facts

8:03

where we were going to like

8:05

we would steal pages out of Playboy

8:08

or Penthouse magazines and we were like

8:10

you know 12 11 11 11 and

8:12

so that was our move we would

8:14

go there we'd rip out I don't

8:16

know why we didn't just steal the

8:19

magazine because the ripping sounds loud it's

8:21

way louder but in little kid brain

8:23

I was like it's not as bad

8:25

if we only steal a few pages

8:27

that's fair like it's where we're gonna

8:29

get in less trouble if we're gonna

8:32

get in less trouble if we get

8:34

one page yeah and look at like

8:36

half a tit here mom. What did

8:38

I kill a magazine? It's just a

8:40

magazine. You still have the rest. Yeah.

8:42

Yeah. And they say they buy it

8:44

for the articles, mom. So I left

8:46

the articles. So we would do that.

8:48

And so my one friend was across

8:50

the street or my two friends were

8:52

across the street and they say, come

8:54

on. And I took that as coast

8:56

is clear. Coast wasn't clear. Yeah. Three cementrics

8:58

are going up the hill as two were

9:01

coming down. and I couldn't see the other

9:03

side of the street. It was like the

9:05

suburbs or new houses were sprouting up all

9:07

over. So three were coming up, two were coming down,

9:09

he yells, come on, I'm like, take his word for

9:11

it, walked out behind the third cement truck, boom,

9:14

bam, hot damn, hot damn. Did you even

9:16

have a second to see it or he was just

9:18

lights out? I don't remember it. This is all what people

9:20

have told me. My friend could have thrown me in front

9:22

of this cement truck for all I know, for all I

9:24

know, for all I know, but I know, but I know,

9:27

I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think

9:29

so. Danny Hendrix did not try

9:31

to murder me. I don't

9:33

think so Danny. Yeah, or

9:35

Dan Denny Yeah, so that's

9:37

like you have to me. Yeah,

9:40

maybe I don't know maybe I

9:42

don't think so. He's a good

9:44

guy. But is he what does

9:46

now? He mean dude. I don't

9:48

know what he does right now

9:50

Danny Hendrix. There he is. Wow.

9:52

Great job. Dude. Staffie Ninja

9:55

Helps of Medical Labs located and attract exceptional talent.

9:57

So that's it. You know, he's got a real

9:59

job. That's cool. He's got a nice

10:01

smile. Yeah, he does. Very nice. Yeah,

10:04

so handsome guys got. We didn't have

10:06

to put his smile back together off

10:08

of a street curb either. Yeah, that's

10:10

true. Like I had to cobble my

10:13

self to back together. But yeah, so

10:15

from that, all those injuries, I am

10:17

now like my body's just all fucked up.

10:19

Well, how long were we in that? Were

10:22

in the hospital for me? I was in

10:24

for like a month and a half, but

10:26

then I had like... Two

10:28

dozen surgeries within a short dude. My

10:30

legs are all fucked up. Look at

10:33

this. It looks like uncooked chicken. Can

10:35

I show you? Yeah. Is it gross

10:37

you out? Well, it's okay. I can see

10:39

it. Okay Wow, okay. That's a real

10:41

deal right there flat. Yeah, that looks

10:43

like some uncooked chicken meets Damn

10:46

homies got a flat on there. Yeah,

10:48

and is that a Wow, can I

10:50

touch it? Oh my god, that's magic.

10:52

It's very smooth, right? This is what

10:54

like, like older ladies, this is what

10:56

they want their skin, not to look

10:58

like, but to feel like, right? Touching

11:00

them. Oh, that's off-road skin. Yeah. But

11:02

that's kind of smooth, right? Yeah.

11:04

Touch that again, I don't think you're

11:06

getting, yeah. and we touch the underside.

11:09

Yeah, get the underbelly of it. I

11:11

can't feel that the underside tickles it.

11:13

Yeah, a little touch at it. I

11:15

can't feel that. You can't really? No.

11:17

So a lot of nerve damage, like

11:20

was that thing just hanging on? What

11:22

happened? Because that looks kind of recaled,

11:24

like it looks like it looks like

11:26

it looks like. And then this side

11:29

isn't, wow. As bad. That one has

11:31

a dip in, it comes to all

11:33

the. the exhibits, you know, body world.

11:35

I think it's called body world, I

11:38

believe, which, and it's also, body

11:40

world is pretty incredible, man. It

11:42

is kind of fascinating. There's

11:44

one where they spliced a

11:47

pregnant person. You have to. Oh,

11:49

you have to splice a pregnant person.

11:51

That's a new way to do a

11:53

gender reveal, I think. But the exhibit

11:56

is set up to the one starts

11:58

at the skeletal system. It's an

12:00

exhibition showcasing human bodies

12:02

that have been preserved

12:04

through a process called

12:07

plastination and dissected to

12:09

display bodily systems. It opened

12:11

in Tampa, which is. I wouldn't

12:13

have expected that. Tampa is,

12:15

they allow a lot of stuff. Yeah,

12:17

but it seems like a, I mean,

12:19

it seems like a thing that would

12:21

sprout up in like Boston, like some

12:23

Harvard people were like, yeah, let's start

12:25

up this thing. Right. You know, Tampa.

12:28

Doesn't feel like it should it?

12:30

That's a good point, you know, but

12:32

they may have wanted somebody wanted in

12:34

a lawsuit I think it probably had

12:36

to start in Florida Maybe based on

12:39

legalities or something. Yeah, it was it

12:41

was a divorce. Yeah, like I'm I'm

12:43

keeping the exhibit so That idea we

12:45

had I'm keeping that I'm keeping that

12:47

and I'm running with that so the

12:50

exhibit displays internal organs and organic systems

12:52

Body stage and active poses and fetuses

12:54

in various stages of development it opened

12:56

in 1995 Guess when I was ran

12:59

over, dude? 1995. You're lying. Uh-uh.

13:01

Oh my God. Maybe they read

13:03

about me in the paper and

13:05

I'm like, hey, I have an

13:07

idea. Yeah. Let's take a show

13:09

on the road. Let's take them

13:12

on the road, dude. Yeah, I

13:14

thought I mean, I wonder if

13:16

I, I won't shut up about

13:18

getting hit by a symmetric. I

13:20

hope I didn't, hope I didn't

13:22

retell that story. It's fascinating man.

13:24

No, I don't think so at

13:26

all. And here's a little bit

13:29

of real body exhibit and you

13:31

just get to see the texture.

13:33

That's what this reminds you have.

13:35

You seem. Strong thank you do

13:37

you think your body had to

13:39

your legs had to be stronger

13:41

after this because it was a

13:43

ton of physical like years and

13:45

years and years of physical therapy

13:48

and what sucks now dude is

13:50

I'm back in the physical therapy

13:52

grind so like yeah whatever happened

13:54

like three years ago I was

13:56

shooting the show in Germany and

13:58

I like was wiggling around and

14:00

I like kicked my leg up and

14:02

I was like ping and something pinged

14:04

down here in my groin I was

14:06

like I got my balls popping out

14:08

you know like you had a hernia

14:10

and like my insides are oozing out

14:12

not oozing out they work so then

14:14

it was just something like got tweaked

14:16

and then it was just like bing

14:18

bing bing and the muscles all up

14:20

all got fucked up and so I

14:22

had two surgeries I was like it's

14:24

my hips I'm gonna have so I

14:26

got hip surgeries on each side it

14:28

wasn't the hips so it's been three

14:30

years of like trying to cobble my

14:32

body back together and I was so

14:34

fucked up and I was so tight

14:36

and tense and I was getting these

14:38

spasms I went to the doctor the

14:40

doctor one month before my son was

14:42

born was like you're dying Swear

14:45

to God the, he goes, you

14:47

have stiff person syndrome, which is

14:49

a real disease. It sounds like

14:51

a boner joke, but it is

14:53

not. And he's like, you got

14:55

stiff person syndrome. And that, essentially,

14:57

the like average lifespan of someone

14:59

with stiff person syndrome is like

15:01

five or six years. And I was

15:04

like, I'm dying, I'm dying. So for a

15:06

solid couple months, I was like. My

15:08

son is just born, I'm going to die.

15:10

And what are you feeling like you feel

15:12

like a gingerbread cookie kind of style? Or

15:14

like, how stiff are you at that point?

15:16

I'm a lot better now. I was so stiff,

15:19

I couldn't like, I could hurt, I like, I

15:21

would move and everything would go

15:23

crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack,

15:25

crack, crack, crack, crack. And it

15:27

hurts to just move at all.

15:29

And I would have these crazy

15:31

spasms. And like, it would, and

15:33

they would have them in my

15:35

stomach sometimes, and it looks like

15:37

I'm pregnant, like a little fucking

15:39

arm is pushing out. It was

15:41

wild. Bring some of that up,

15:43

stiff person's interim. This is a

15:45

real, it's a real, it's a

15:47

real, Saline Dion has it. Oh.

15:50

So then, so then I go through

15:52

all this testing, and then they were

15:54

like, you know, we don't think

15:56

you had this, we think this

15:58

is from your accident. Jimstones I'm

16:01

not getting any better in fact I'm

16:03

getting worse and I tell Danny I'm

16:05

like dude I have to dip I

16:07

have to go see the the stiff

16:10

person syndrome guy And it was so

16:12

scary because he's the guy that's going

16:14

to tell me if I actually have

16:16

it or not. Oh, really? And I'm

16:19

there, it's after hours, and they saw

16:21

me special, you know? And I just

16:23

hear his little clack, clack, clack of

16:25

his old man doctor shoes, and he

16:27

comes and he has those eyebrows that

16:30

are like wizard-like, you know? Yeah, definitely

16:32

if yeah people who trim their eyebrows

16:34

are obviously dumbest. Yeah, you're not Yeah

16:36

Yeah, you got to let those things

16:39

sprout if you're lucky enough to have

16:41

some wiry brows And so he comes

16:43

and luckily he tells me I do

16:45

not have it. Oh, thank God. But

16:47

it was like a wild ride where

16:50

I'm like I think I'm dying and

16:52

now I'm like It's from my accident

16:54

it sucks, but hopefully I can get

16:56

better. So some of the mental fear

16:59

is is going away because you got

17:01

the verdict and then I think from

17:03

that some of the Physical has gotten

17:05

a little better because the mental because

17:07

I'm not just like Because I wasn't

17:10

sleeping I was sleeping like three hours

17:12

a night. I was just going online

17:14

sitting on the toilet watching tic-tock videos

17:16

of like people with like that are

17:19

like I'm living with stiff person syndrome

17:21

and it's I'm living okay life and

17:23

you're like, oh, this is... I'm doing

17:25

good. Yeah, it's like, I'm doing good.

17:27

And you're like, somebody sent me on

17:30

a counter so I can look at

17:32

the children or whatever. Yeah, totally, totally.

17:34

You're like elf on a shelf, dude.

17:36

That's exactly what it was. And I'm

17:39

like, and I feel so bad for

17:41

these people. And also, in turn, I'm

17:43

like, this is gonna be me, it's

17:45

gonna be me, it's gonna be me,

17:48

like, like, like, Walk for the his

17:50

first steps, you know, I think it's

17:52

gonna go like that, but luckily it's

17:54

not so that's been since I saw

17:56

you last dude That's what I've been

17:59

doing. And that's so stressful I can

18:01

imagine man. I'm so sorry to go

18:03

through that. Yeah, it's unbelievable. And where

18:05

you started, like, so that's why I

18:08

was stretching. That's why you, well you

18:10

can get dysplasia too. That's one of

18:12

the things that. So dogs get a

18:14

lot. Well, a lot of Australian Shepherds

18:16

get it. My friend Scott has an

18:19

Australian Shepherd as a human. I could

18:21

see that a little bit. Displasia refers

18:23

to abnormal development of growth of cells

18:25

or tissues, which can be mild, moderate

18:28

or severe, and can sometimes be a

18:30

precursor to cancer. Oh, I didn't know

18:32

that. I didn't know that. I didn't

18:34

know that. I thought that was when

18:36

your hips get all tight. Yeah, let's

18:39

look at hip dysplasia. Yeah, that's what

18:41

I was saying, and hip dysplasia. This

18:43

guy's trying to upsellus. I thought that

18:45

would that'd always be like, like, like,

18:48

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

18:50

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

18:52

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

18:54

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

18:56

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

18:59

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

19:01

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

19:03

like, like, like, hip dysplasia. Yeah, hip

19:05

dysplasia condition where the hip joint does

19:08

not develop properly. Yeah. Resulting in abnormal

19:10

fit between the ball and socket of

19:12

the hip. The exact cause of hip

19:14

dysplasia is unknown, but it may be

19:16

related to genetics. and history of hip

19:19

dysplasia in your family. Don't have that,

19:21

thank God, God dude. Yeah. Now were

19:23

there things, were you having to roll

19:25

out your legs and stuff? Like tell

19:28

me something, where they roll out every

19:30

day. Dude, I have to roll out.

19:32

Yeah, I carry around like the ball,

19:34

the ball I really fuck with. I

19:36

do, uh, functional patterns, which is, it

19:39

teaches you like how to. stand properly

19:41

using weights and different kind of things

19:43

and then I do regular physical therapy

19:45

and that's about it right now but

19:48

like and then I do chiropractor that

19:50

hooks me up with like this machine

19:52

that zaps you you know like a

19:54

tens unit like a stem pads yeah

19:56

but like this is supposedly like the

19:59

hot shit machine that zaps you even

20:01

more I don't know even what it

20:03

does but I'm like doing everything so

20:05

like right now when I'm not currently

20:08

working on a project it's like five

20:10

days a week all week physical therapy

20:12

type stuff yeah man yeah that's like

20:14

having another child it's almost like having

20:16

another child it's like having to take

20:19

care of yourself like that is really

20:21

extensive it's so annoying and then like

20:23

I might do this movie and it

20:25

shoots in South Africa. Yeah. And I'm

20:28

like running around and it's like an

20:30

action sort of move and I'm like,

20:32

oh, am I gonna fuck myself up

20:34

again? So now I'm like looking at

20:37

projects with a little side eye going

20:39

like, can I handle this? Yeah, what

20:41

about a calm project? Yeah, I need

20:43

a nice chill, like, but peeping Tom

20:45

type of thing. Oh. If I could

20:48

get a peeping Tom gig, dude, that's

20:50

where I'd really shine. Hit him on

20:52

the letter! Yeah, if I'm just perched

20:54

up in a tree, but I have

20:57

like a nice chair, like a deer

20:59

stand, you know? And but it's just

21:01

me and just like ugling someone, that'd

21:03

be a good gig, dude. It's Sydney

21:05

Sweeney or someone in it? I don't

21:08

know. Or your wife? Yeah. I don't

21:10

know, but look, it's just acting. Yeah,

21:12

it's just acting on me, babe. Oh

21:14

yeah, if you got January, John's in

21:17

there, you got, uh, who else can

21:19

you? A lot of people, a lot

21:21

of people, dude. Rear window, that's a,

21:23

I think Hitchcock, wasn't it, rear window?

21:25

I think so. Yeah, that's a real

21:28

window. I think it was about butt

21:30

stuff, wasn't it? That was an early,

21:32

an early anal film? I think it

21:34

was about proctology. It was like a

21:37

proctologist. Oh, I didn't know. A proctologist

21:39

can't get his act together. Yeah. Man,

21:42

that's so wild. Thanks for sharing that,

21:44

dude. Yeah. When you were a kid,

21:46

how long did it affect you? Like,

21:48

say after the accident happened, how long

21:51

was it like, was it like a

21:53

daily thing that affected you probably? Oh,

21:55

for sure. I couldn't walk for about

21:58

two years. And then, but then eighth

22:00

grade, your homey played football. Uh-huh. Yep.

22:02

Really? Yeah, it was so bad, dude.

22:04

But they were like, yeah, he could

22:07

play. And then it was just, they

22:09

made me an offensive lineman. Dude. I

22:11

guess if you can't move. I can't

22:13

move. It was just like, but I

22:16

was pretty strong from all the physical

22:18

player. You're doing it. Go around on

22:20

it. Don't hit me. Yeah, just play

22:22

it. But my mom, my mom was

22:25

like, so worried about me, right? I

22:27

was like, like a soccer player. I

22:29

would, my dad was like, take your

22:31

elbow and jam it underneath their, their

22:34

chin. So it's just me going like,

22:36

dig. And they're like, oh, and I

22:38

actually, I was like kind of decent.

22:40

Like, it worked. Yeah. It worked. You

22:43

were the only guy out there. It

22:45

was just fucking high yin. Yeah. What?

22:47

That's crazy dude. And the devil'sness of

22:49

your father. Oh, dude. My dad's a

22:52

dirty dog. To guide you like that.

22:54

Yeah. My dad, like, I don't know

22:56

how your parents were, but my dad,

22:58

I remember as a kid, I was

23:01

getting bullied, you know, a little bit.

23:03

I'm sure, yeah, but before, before the

23:05

accident. Yeah, there's, I don't know, it

23:07

was just like, there was a bully,

23:10

right? And my dad was like, does

23:12

he... Uh, he picks on you, is

23:14

he a lot bigger than you? And

23:16

I'm like, he's way bigger than me.

23:19

He was held back a great, so

23:21

this guy was like a fucking monster.

23:23

And he was in like fourth room,

23:26

he's held back, he's a big dummy.

23:28

Just let the dumb go with their

23:30

friends. Let him go. That's a scary

23:32

part when you keep, you're like, hey,

23:35

this kid's gonna be, now he's mad.

23:37

Because everyone knows he's stupid. Yeah, he's

23:39

angry, he's angry and dumb. Yeah, he's

23:41

angry and dumb. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

23:44

So now he's in my grade and

23:46

and he is yeah I smell the

23:48

blood of ad dung and then he

23:50

is like picking on me my dad

23:53

was like I hit him as hard

23:55

as you can in the face and

23:57

then run away. He's like that, like

23:59

try to knock him the fuck out

24:02

and then he's bigger than you and

24:04

I'm like, uh-huh, he's like, then get

24:06

out of there. Right. So the next

24:08

day, I was like, he was picking

24:11

on me and I just was like,

24:13

shut blah. And I punched him right

24:15

in the nose, did not knock him

24:17

out. But he didn't attack, he cried,

24:20

like a bitch. Yeah, he did. And

24:22

then, and then he, and then I

24:24

think I think I think I think

24:26

I think I think I think I

24:29

think I became his, I became his,

24:31

I became his, I became his, I

24:33

became his, I became his bully, I

24:35

became his bully. I became his bully.

24:38

I became his bully. I became his

24:40

bully. I became his bully. Which in

24:42

turn I've actually heard I've told this

24:44

story on on my podcast this is

24:47

important and I told that story and

24:49

then I found through the grapevine that

24:51

He thinks that I was his bully.

24:54

He doesn't remember bullying me He only

24:56

remembers me bullying him afterwards because afterwards

24:58

I just took my dad's advice right

25:00

so he was like talking shit in

25:03

class I just got out of book

25:05

and hit him in the back of

25:07

the head. Yeah, and like he was

25:09

talking shit at the top of the

25:12

stairs I fucking kicked him and he

25:14

fell down the stairs dislocated his shoulder

25:16

yeah yeah so i think i was

25:18

like fucking really violent yeah it's something

25:21

you don't remember things correctly yeah it

25:23

sounds like you were a violent guy

25:25

it does it does but i thought

25:27

in my head he's the aggressor maybe

25:30

not maybe i'm the little piece of

25:32

shit but i thought i was in

25:34

the right but i was like i'm

25:36

smaller so i have to be more

25:39

violent or else I'm going to be

25:41

the one getting my asket. So we

25:43

had a kid after school care. We

25:45

went to a religious after school care

25:48

because it was they would donate it

25:50

to you if you prayed a lot

25:52

or something. So my mom would get

25:54

a couple prayers in and then you

25:57

got free care for the kids or

25:59

whatever. Good deal. Oh yeah, so she

26:01

was hitting the urinal or something. No,

26:03

it's not a urinal. What is it?

26:06

We pray different than urinal. God, please

26:08

make this piss come out right. I'm

26:10

so sorry. No, it's okay, dude. But

26:12

yeah, so, yeah, she would put up,

26:15

she would like make a bunch of

26:17

deposits in the confessional or whatever, and

26:19

then they gave you free child care

26:21

for the after school, right? And we

26:24

had this one kid named Jeep was

26:26

his name. He was named after a

26:28

vehicle, right? Yeah. So they named him

26:31

Jeep. I was like, well, that's not

26:33

how it works, but that is it.

26:35

My buddy Scott's daddy was like, you

26:37

know what, if he's being a mania,

26:40

go up on that upper deck on

26:42

that upper deck and hum a piece

26:44

of concrete off of concrete off at

26:46

him. And did you do that? I

26:49

don't remember if we did it or

26:51

not, but I just remember that advice

26:53

being like, that is aggressive advice. Yeah.

26:55

Yeah. But yeah, Jeep was problematic and

26:58

he would body slam other kids and

27:00

stuff. Yeah, that sucks dude. Yeah, so.

27:02

But everybody had a bully man. But

27:04

you talked about it on a new

27:07

podcast. You have a new podcast. Wait,

27:09

I know this with, the guys from

27:11

Workaholics, you guys started a new podcast.

27:13

That's right. It's not new. We've been

27:16

doing. We've been doing it. We've been

27:18

doing it. We've been doing it a

27:20

while. We've been doing it a while.

27:22

We've been doing it a while. We've

27:25

been doing it a while. We've been

27:27

doing it a while. We've been doing

27:29

it a while. We've been doing it

27:31

a while. We've been doing it a

27:34

while. We've been doing it a while.

27:36

We've been doing it a while. We've

27:38

been doing it a while. We've been

27:40

doing it Yeah, we've just, we don't

27:43

promote it, so we've just been doing

27:45

it in silence. Yeah, no one knows

27:47

about it. This is important, but it's,

27:49

yeah, me and the workhologs, guys, it's

27:52

super fun. Yeah, yeah, it's fun, dude.

27:54

And what a way to keep that

27:56

thing a lot? What a way to

27:59

keep an experience alive? Yeah, it's just

28:01

a fun way to get together. It

28:03

was during the pandemic, actually, we started

28:05

it, and we started it. Dude we

28:08

never see each other anymore. We're bored.

28:10

Let's just crank this bitch out bring

28:12

up a photo of the gang right

28:14

there with the pod Yeah, I'm this

28:17

important. We're actually pitching a new show

28:19

together Yeah, so the boys might be

28:21

back Yeah, that's so cool. Yeah, we're

28:23

yeah, we're a great group you got

28:26

with too. Yeah, it's rare that you

28:28

have a show right like work hallics

28:30

which was such a hit and then

28:32

you now get to have an experience

28:35

where you guys are still kind of

28:37

together even podcasting right and with Jimstone's

28:39

ending what's it like when something like

28:41

big like that ends like what's it

28:44

like when a project that you've done

28:46

for a few years in like I

28:48

know even just doing a small movie

28:50

that it was like the last day

28:53

it felt like the last day of

28:55

school and it was like and we

28:57

weren't even we were kind of close

28:59

but it only been you know maybe

29:02

30 days but this is years of

29:04

your life what's that dude it's way

29:06

different like a movie doing movies is

29:08

so fun right like it's a lot

29:11

of work like way more work than

29:13

people Think they they think it's all

29:15

glitz and glamour. It's kind of sucks.

29:17

It's a nightmare Yeah, it's a lot.

29:20

It really is a nightmare Yeah, living

29:22

you're up and you're up and you're

29:24

down you're almost like a zombie that

29:27

has to do some I love it

29:29

though I love like putting all the

29:31

little pieces together and you feel like

29:33

you're the quarterback of a football team

29:36

and you know the whole cruise working

29:38

together and everybody's working for one common

29:40

goal But then when it's wraps a

29:42

movie you really only spent like a

29:45

two months together or however long and

29:47

so it's like saying goodbye and it's

29:49

you know it's it's difficult because you've

29:51

made friends with some of these people

29:54

but then on a TV show it's

29:56

years and years of your life yeah

29:58

and you really form like real friendships

30:00

with some of these people so I

30:03

like that better in the way that

30:05

you're like some of these crew people

30:07

I'm gonna know for the rest of

30:09

my life and then It's just nice

30:12

to build a relationship. So that's what

30:14

I love about TV and I'm like,

30:16

I'm trying to pitch another show with

30:18

the work Alex guys and working on

30:21

a few other projects that I hope

30:23

I can get off the ground TV-wise

30:25

because it's nice just to have something

30:27

that you can come back to every

30:30

year and grow with the characters and...

30:32

you know have it more for time

30:34

like gemstones ending like that show was

30:36

a wild ride dude it got us

30:39

through the pandemic through us through two

30:41

strikes through all these ups and downs

30:43

all this turmoil is nice to come

30:45

back and have this be you know

30:48

kind of home base and I know

30:50

you just recorded with Danny a couple

30:52

weeks ago yeah it was great oh

30:55

isn't he the best he's so great

30:57

I was a little bit nervous I

30:59

wish I had just talked about more

31:01

regular stuff we talked about like some

31:04

family stuff it was great yeah it

31:06

was great you know he's all kinda

31:08

have your druthers, you know? Yeah, yeah,

31:10

yeah. But I didn't know, I had

31:13

no clue he was gonna be like,

31:15

there's not a ton of stuff out

31:17

there about him. Well, he, he likes

31:19

to be mysterious, you know? And it's

31:22

good, he does a great job of

31:24

it. And he was talking about how,

31:26

like, by not having social media and

31:28

all that kind of stuff, it just

31:31

keeps him, it lets him have his

31:33

brain space for himself. He's like, it's

31:35

so... Easy just to be like I

31:37

have to be everywhere I have to

31:40

be doing I and I I feel

31:42

this way sometimes I'm like Why don't

31:44

I have a Snapchat presence like fucking

31:46

snap who am I? Yeah, I'm not

31:49

I'm not like a 14 year old

31:51

tick-talk girl Like yeah, you'd be a

31:53

file if you had one. Yeah, I

31:55

don't need to be a pet file

31:58

I just I just want to everyone's

32:00

doing it the it is Hollywood. Yeah,

32:02

so He's and he's just the coolest

32:04

boss man it was so fun. Yeah,

32:07

you know you meet him and you're

32:09

like I was the same way you're

32:11

a little on your heels you're a

32:13

little intimidated right because he's such a

32:16

presence and I remember the first time

32:18

I met him I was it was

32:20

at an after party for like this

32:22

is the end or something. and we

32:25

were doing a movie that Seth Rogan

32:27

produced Game Over Man which I did

32:29

with the Workholics guys and so we

32:32

were there at the after party and

32:34

I was trying to smoke with Seth

32:36

like go toe to toe with him

32:38

and I smoke weed I'm good at

32:41

smoking weed I would say not as

32:43

good as Seth Rogan yeah he's yeah

32:45

he looks like a lead part of

32:47

a joint yes he looks human joint

32:50

and so I'm I'm so I'm like

32:52

in a fucking day is fully cross

32:54

faded and also he doesn't drink but

32:56

I do so I'm like just guzzling

32:59

vodka while still trying to keep up

33:01

with him and through this stuff person

33:03

syndrome so you're free stiff person okay

33:05

this is pretty much but out through

33:08

this cloud emerges dandy McBride and he's

33:10

on like my mount rush you know,

33:12

a favorite comedian. And just seeing him

33:14

walk up, he just says this, everything

33:17

that he says is his character. So

33:19

it's like, yeah, it's just him. Yeah.

33:21

And I was like on my heels

33:23

and so I go, you're Danny McBride.

33:26

And he's like, yeah, I know. And

33:28

he's like, hey man, nice to meet

33:30

you. And then I looked at him

33:32

and I said, you're a bright shooting

33:35

star. What? Like what the fuck dude?

33:37

You're a bright shooting star? I said

33:39

I told him you're a bright shooting

33:41

star which I think is like a

33:44

Native American type of thing. It might

33:46

be a Native American but it's also

33:48

like I think from Boogie nights or

33:50

something and so I could say you're

33:53

a bright shooting star and he's like

33:55

yeah okay man and I grabbed my

33:57

girlfriend at the time and I was

34:00

like we have to leave and she

34:02

was like we have to leave and

34:04

she was like I'm having a good

34:06

time why are we're we're we're leaving.

34:09

Let's get out of here. Like yeah,

34:11

fucking. You're out of your mind, dude.

34:13

Let's get out of here. But when

34:15

he cast me on the show, he

34:18

did not remember that. I think he

34:20

also was pretty cross faded as well.

34:22

So he didn't remember that. He might

34:24

have been cooking with Seth. Yeah, he

34:27

might have been also cooking with Seth.

34:29

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the show notes. Yeah, he just like...

36:58

I don't know it's tough because you

37:00

it's tough because you want to impress

37:02

him but you also want to just

37:05

learn about him there was a lot

37:07

of little stuff and to know that

37:09

he liked the directing side and the

37:11

thinking about in the program that he

37:14

that he thinks about that more than

37:16

it seemed like he does probably the

37:18

acting side not as a judgment no

37:20

no no that's right that's the stuff

37:23

that he talked about why he even

37:25

got into things that's a stuff that

37:27

he got into things that's a stuff

37:29

that he likes the most like he's

37:32

like I won't really go back and

37:34

watch things I like to just be

37:36

there in that moment when things are

37:38

trying to or chaotic and how do

37:41

we figure it into the business, wanting

37:43

to be a writer and a director.

37:45

And that's what I wanted to do

37:47

too. And I remember telling my mom,

37:50

I'm like, I think I wanna go

37:52

to film school, that way I can

37:54

learn the other side and then put

37:56

myself as the lead in projects. And

37:59

then I could have all the creative

38:01

control. And my mom, bless her heart,

38:03

was just like. You're an actor just

38:05

go be an actor. It's like dunking

38:08

on me a little bit like okay

38:10

dummy Just go be already the actor.

38:12

Yeah, you've already been if I submit

38:14

Yeah, yeah, let's not push our luck

38:17

here. Yeah Yeah, next all you need

38:19

is a lumber truck. It's a wrap.

38:21

Yeah, dude a freaking steam roller dang

38:23

dude. So Jimstones is um But no,

38:26

yeah getting to see him. Well, it

38:28

was funny because I went in the

38:30

lobby and they were waiting in the

38:33

in the front room and They're like

38:35

then he's here and I were trying

38:37

to get ready a little bit and

38:39

just been a long week and I

38:42

go in there and he just pretending

38:44

that he's sleeping in the chair just

38:46

so fucking like kind of something a

38:48

kid would do you know he's the

38:51

best it was just like you know

38:53

I've walked in there and there's been

38:55

a hundred guests in there and never

38:57

once has one just pretended that they're

39:00

sleeping you know he'll like when you're

39:02

on he likes to keep things light

39:04

and fun and but he's also just

39:06

like he's like a little rascal you

39:09

know and so you'll be shooting your

39:11

side of a take right and it's

39:13

over his shoulder and he'll just go

39:15

like as you're trying to act and

39:18

you're like what the like dude yeah

39:20

and he's like the guy that'll break

39:22

the most oh yeah and I think

39:24

it's like to keep things light and

39:27

also he just thinks like he's such

39:29

a good like such a giver that

39:31

what like he wants you to know

39:33

that he thinks it's funny Yeah, maybe

39:36

a cock light, a little light that

39:38

can do cocks with it. That's sick.

39:40

Oh, you need that, honestly. Yeah, like

39:42

a little weener laser or whatever. It

39:45

was like, you know how they have

39:47

that light, you can shine on somebody

39:49

at like a, somebody who's given a

39:51

conference or whatever. Like a laser point.

39:54

Yeah, and you shine it on them,

39:56

and then like, Social Security comes up

39:58

in rescues or whatever, something like gets

40:01

shot or whatever. Yeah. Well, Secret Service.

40:03

I don't think social security is right.

40:05

Actually, social security, apparently, troll is taking

40:07

it out of business yet ever. Yeah,

40:10

it's nowhere to be found. So, yeah,

40:12

it's just gonna be your grandma being

40:14

like, what? I need this to survive.

40:16

Here's a cocklight instead. Yeah. Yeah, that's

40:19

what Social Security is going to send

40:21

you a gift each month. Yeah, you

40:23

know, like hey, we don't have money

40:25

anymore. They took that, but here's a

40:28

cocklight. Those days are over, but yeah,

40:30

I mean, maybe for some people, worth

40:32

it. What about this labia night light?

40:34

Yeah, this was it. It projects five

40:37

different digs. Oh, and I didn't know

40:39

that. He didn't take me through all

40:41

the cocks. He showed me that. Well,

40:43

have you, I mean, yeah, I feel

40:46

like this is something that you need

40:48

to spend some time with. Yeah, I

40:50

feel like you got to dust that

40:52

one off and. Oh, yeah, I brought

40:55

it a little bit. I brought it

40:57

to Las Vegas with. I was using

40:59

it during some of the fights I

41:01

would low-key people didn't know it know

41:04

it. Oh, I know it. Oh, I

41:06

feel like, you got to dust that

41:08

you got to dust that, you got

41:10

to dust that one off, you got

41:13

to dust that one off, that one

41:15

off, that, that, that, that, does, that,

41:17

that, that, that, that, that, that, that,

41:19

that, that, does, does, does, that, that,

41:22

does, that, that, does, that, that, does,

41:24

that, does, does, that, that, constantly like

41:26

where they want you to talk about

41:29

it on your podcast or they you

41:31

know what I'm saying I just got

41:33

this it was like offensive there was

41:35

this dildo company or something like a

41:38

sex toy company and they sent me

41:40

one that it's to fit over your

41:42

dick so you have a bigger dick

41:44

it was called a little more and

41:47

you strap it on to your dick

41:49

so your dick is bigger and I'm

41:51

like Why was I singled out as

41:53

the guy a little more? Yeah, I

41:56

think is this it maybe maybe yes

41:58

you strap it on you put it

42:00

under Your your nuts through a little

42:02

hole. Are you put your nuts into

42:05

it as well? Yeah underneath so it

42:07

can stay on Oh, I see so

42:09

you kind of put your nuts through

42:11

a hole and then it stays on

42:14

top. So do you even need to

42:16

use your own that I've tried it

42:18

on? Not that I know everything about.

42:20

Yeah. And is it a 41 regular

42:23

what size? It's a 42 short. It's

42:25

stocky like me. Just a short stocky

42:27

little. Yeah, that's exact. It was amazing.

42:29

I like a little more five and

42:32

a half inches. That's so sad, dude.

42:34

If that's your little more. Right. Hey,

42:36

you know, I guess that person would

42:38

really need it. Like a smart car

42:41

of cops, totally, totally, that's something that

42:43

your wife or girlfriend gives you. I

42:45

like that, that one sold out. That

42:47

one sold out, they ran out of

42:50

those. They're like, that means you have

42:52

to have like a four inch dig

42:54

to then. And you want to rock

42:56

up. to five and a half. Yeah,

42:59

for like your wedding or whatever. Yeah,

43:01

for a big event. I wonder if

43:03

I would like, you know, I guess

43:06

it's kind of nice, because then your

43:08

weener could not even have to be

43:10

erect. You can kind of be soft

43:12

as long as you're able to fit

43:15

the mold and just rock this thing.

43:17

Yeah, that's good if you're like, you're,

43:19

you know, you're, you're like, you're really

43:21

want to give it up, but then,

43:24

you know. But still with these women

43:26

crawling all over, you know, oh my

43:28

god, it's it's exhausting. Oh, you got

43:30

to smash them just to keep them

43:33

off the ceiling fan, you know, for

43:35

real. I know, I know exactly what

43:37

you mean. No, dude, I'm married. I

43:39

have a one year old baby. My

43:42

wife is like, please stop touching me

43:44

for for 18 more years. Do not

43:46

touch me. There we are. Oh, we're

43:48

a beautiful family. We're a beautiful family.

43:51

Wow, dude. That must be nice of

43:53

a beautiful family. It is. Is that

43:55

a real picture? That's a real, that's

43:57

our living room. Yeah. Y'all have a

44:00

boat? Yeah, dude. You're lying. Got boats,

44:02

dude. Oh my god. That's what happens

44:04

when you have stiff person syndrome. You're

44:06

like, you know what? I'm basically a

44:09

retiree now. Now I just stretch. I

44:11

do like yoga in my backyard and

44:13

then I take boats out. They just

44:15

tie you to the front? Like, um,

44:18

what about Bob? Yeah, I'm exactly like

44:20

that. Your character in, um, congratulations to

44:22

it on your family. Thanks dude. How

44:24

soon after a wife has one child

44:27

do they want to is there is

44:29

there? Isn't there a strategy there that

44:31

starts to come in like do we

44:34

have another one immediately? Do we hold

44:36

off? Yes You don't have an only

44:38

child. I don't think we don't we

44:40

want we want a two banger The

44:43

one two punch and I think we

44:45

we want to try to go fairly

44:47

soon You know just to pound it

44:49

out. Yeah, keep the thing once you're

44:52

used to doing diapers. I'm like let's

44:54

keep this thing rolling. I know how

44:56

to do whip I know how to

44:58

do this quick like. You don't want

45:01

to get out of the diaper phase

45:03

and then suddenly you're like, oh, fuck,

45:05

I gotta do this again. You have

45:07

to dust them off or whatever. Yeah,

45:10

well, like, how do I even? Yeah,

45:12

what are we doing? What are we

45:14

doing here, dude? Yeah, I guess that's

45:16

true. Knock them all out. What you

45:19

said, Candace Owens on, she has had

45:21

four kids in a row, one, two,

45:23

three, four, she's on her fourth child

45:25

right now. That's a lot. Per year,

45:28

so it's just like, oh, that's a

45:30

lot. Yeah, at that point you're kind

45:32

of running a distillery, it seems like.

45:34

Yeah, that's too much. Well, I feel

45:37

like it finally got to the point

45:39

that my wife is allowing me to

45:41

touch another year, you know. Yeah, so

45:43

that sucks, but it kind of fits.

45:46

So with your gymstones characters, your gym,

45:48

your gymstones character is now fully a

45:50

homosexual male, right? That is right. That

45:52

is right. And what's that been like?

45:55

What's that journey been like? Like, how

45:57

did you get, did you, my wife

45:59

doesn't love it? Okay. She's not super

46:02

attracted to that guy, that guy. Yeah,

46:04

it was, you know, it was a.

46:06

It kind of seemed like it was

46:08

going that way. And it was really

46:11

fun to play like a character that

46:13

had like a secret, you know? Little

46:15

secret that I did want to divulge.

46:17

So it was nice this season, I'm

46:20

out, I'm proud, and I can just

46:22

like be, because I don't know about

46:24

you, but I have like some gay

46:26

family members. And when they finally came

46:29

out, it was like they were a...

46:31

they had a new lease on life.

46:33

They just seemed happier. They like a

46:35

new personality emerged from their cocoon. They

46:38

broke out of the hetero shell and

46:40

now they can just be gay yay.

46:42

And so it was super fun to

46:44

play that. Yeah. Yeah. And did you

46:47

have to prat, did you have to

46:49

like channel any specialty or special gay

46:51

folks or do you call a gay

46:53

that you or gay person? Did you

46:56

contact someone? They're gay people, did you

46:58

take like a small, like a weekend

47:00

retreat or something? Is there any? No,

47:02

I didn't, yeah, there wasn't a lot

47:05

of gay handling. Was it, yeah, it

47:07

was mostly just acting. Okay. I didn't

47:09

go on any gay retreats. Not that

47:11

I'm opposed to it, no. Yeah, I'm

47:14

just wondering, did you, and do you

47:16

have to ask like a, is there

47:18

like a. Because like sometimes with the

47:20

with the some black stuff if you

47:23

want to use them where you have

47:25

to get a pass yeah you would

47:27

but with really need a lot of

47:29

co-signers on that yeah definitely yeah and

47:32

a lot there'd have to be like

47:34

a long list it was like all

47:36

these people said I could say yeah

47:39

yeah but anyway yeah I was just

47:41

wondering do you have to get a

47:43

gay pass from an acting guild or

47:45

anything to play no I think I

47:48

just did it I just did it

47:50

I hope I don't get a trouble

47:52

I Did I do them dirty? But

47:54

I don't think so. I don't think

47:57

so. I have some gay friends and

47:59

they were like, it's great. It's fantastic.

48:01

Yeah. Because I think I walked the

48:03

line of being a little flamboyant in

48:06

moments, but then not in other moments

48:08

as a gay man. Yeah, and as

48:10

your character. Let's bring his character up

48:12

too here just so we can get

48:15

a gander at him as well. I

48:17

also have been pulling some looks the

48:19

last couple years. For sure. My fashions

48:21

are on. Point. Yeah, I think there

48:24

was it was not shocking. I don't

48:26

think to people that your character could.

48:28

Mm-hmm. Have this going on. Yeah. Because

48:30

there's also there's always a surprise gay

48:33

person in a lot of religious families.

48:35

Absolutely. And look at this. Look at

48:37

that guy. Mm-hmm. Could be seven or

48:39

41. That's exactly. Exactly. This is unbelievable

48:42

to say that this even exists. Yeah,

48:44

dude, I know. It was such a

48:46

fun character to play. You know where

48:48

I channeled the character was a lot

48:51

of... wristwork. Like I would, I just

48:53

do, because when you're acting for me,

48:55

if I'm some, if I'm not playing

48:57

like Adam DeMamp from Workholics, was pretty

49:00

similar to myself, just the more manic

49:02

version of myself, you know? So I

49:04

didn't have to do a lot, but

49:07

other characters where I'm like, he's different

49:09

than me, I have to find something

49:11

where I can click in physically. I

49:13

found like just doing different things with

49:16

my hands, I would... be able to

49:18

channel him in ways that I that

49:20

isn't me yeah I can totally relate

49:22

to that. Like sometimes when you go

49:25

to costumes for a part and you'll

49:27

try on different ones and then you'll

49:29

put on like a certain outfit or

49:31

something to have you in. You're like,

49:34

oh, this is kind of it. And

49:36

you start to feel a little bit

49:38

different or you'll like kind of like,

49:40

if you walk around a little differently,

49:43

you strut around a little differently. For

49:45

me, it was on gemstones, I got,

49:47

they gave me these, well, I actually

49:49

requested them. You know like. certain people

49:52

will wear glasses even though they don't

49:54

have anything wrong with their eyes yeah

49:56

it's like it's like a fashion thing

49:58

and so you put them on and

50:01

just like well those are sunglasses that

50:03

you just look cool Oh, you're saying

50:05

this is any type of glasses? Just

50:07

like a regular glasses, but okay. So,

50:10

um, no, so, window glasses, regular window

50:12

glasses, and put them on, uh, just

50:14

for like a fashion sake. Oh, yeah,

50:16

yeah, I've done that. Yeah, so that

50:19

to me, when I put that on,

50:21

I like, became a different character. Yeah,

50:23

I was like, doing a little bit

50:25

of a fan. Yeah, like, yeah, and

50:28

that's how I morphed into. Yeah, Kelvin

50:30

Jamstone. Well, a lot of there's a

50:32

lot of gay activity in nature as

50:35

well. You know, if they, um... Back

50:37

to nature, dude. By the stream, they're

50:39

either killing each other or they're fuxing.

50:41

Bring up that. two humpback whales if

50:44

you can find that having sex and

50:46

they're both males so this is some

50:48

just saying gemstones inspired them is not

50:50

the only people that are finding themselves

50:53

yeah Right? Two male humpback wells are

50:55

seen mating off the coast of Hawaii,

50:57

of course. Yeah. Obviously. Oh, dude, I'm

50:59

in Hawaii, I'll fuck anything. Yeah. When

51:02

biologist Stephanie Stack first saw the photographs

51:04

of two humpback wells mating in the

51:06

warm waters Hawaii, she says her mind

51:08

was completely blown. When I realized that

51:11

it was two males, it was not

51:13

what I was expecting. I thought, oh

51:15

my gosh, this is incredible. says this

51:17

is the first, she's a biologist at

51:20

the Pacific Whale Foundation in Maui, which

51:22

sounds like a something that Doge is

51:24

gonna bust soon, says this is the

51:26

first time humpback whale sex has been

51:29

documented. She co-authored a paper about the

51:31

rare sighting in the journal Marine Mammal

51:33

Science. Yeah, Elon's gonna be like, so

51:35

we've given two billion dollars for gay

51:38

whale porn. So we only have one

51:40

photo one photo to prove if they

51:42

if they had a lot of films

51:44

That could make money on porn up

51:47

then we'd keep it going, but we

51:49

got one pick of one. It's not

51:51

worth it. You can't even open up

51:53

a only fan. Yeah, that sucks dude.

51:56

You know, there's only fans I just

51:58

saw this morning One of the girls

52:00

on Harry Potter started only fans. Yeah,

52:02

I mean, I don't I don't know

52:05

Her? I don't know. Her daughter's got

52:07

less hair on it. That's all I'm

52:09

saying. That's all I'm saying. Allegedly, and

52:12

these are rumors. I don't remember the

52:14

girl's name. It wasn't Hermione. It wasn't

52:16

the number one stunner. Jesse Cave. Jesse

52:18

Cave. Hermine. Harry Potter star Jesse Cave

52:21

says she's now an only fan. And

52:23

her reason why is pretty understandable. Yeah,

52:25

so understandable. I think she said she

52:27

wanted a new roof or something, like

52:30

she was going to do some home

52:32

remons. Oh yeah. Which by the way,

52:34

I've done some home remons. It's expensive,

52:36

dude. Oh, it's 50 racks or a

52:39

roof? It's probably 30 racks for a

52:41

roof. Yeah, oh dude. No, I just

52:43

I just did it. It's 80. It's

52:45

80 for my roof. Yeah. How strong

52:48

is it? It's a really, I guess

52:50

a really strong one. Oh. What do

52:52

they call those clay shells? What are

52:54

they called? Three little pigs roofers? We

52:57

used to have that group. Oh, I

52:59

don't know. Yeah, we didn't get that.

53:01

I wonder if I could start an

53:03

only fan just showing off my calves.

53:06

Oh, yeah. You know, I only got

53:08

four toes. Uh-uh. Fell off in the

53:10

bathtub, Hummy. After the accident? After the

53:12

accident? Yeah. One of his little arms

53:15

or finger finger they call it hand

53:17

arms. Yeah a little one the hand

53:19

arms I got hit by a Trans

53:21

Am when I was a kid not

53:24

to the effect of you With the

53:26

Trans Am was that have the firebird

53:28

on it. It was um Silver Transam

53:30

bringing up silver Transam 19 I would

53:33

say probably 85 put up an 85

53:35

Trans Am it had after well that's

53:37

kind of sick. That's a cool car

53:40

to get hit by I had an

53:42

aftermarket hood on it. And Joe Dirt

53:44

was driving it and that's why you're

53:46

like, I've got to work with Spade.

53:49

I got slammed right. This is sick,

53:51

dude. I actually wouldn't, I wouldn't mind

53:53

owning that car. I bet it was

53:55

tough. Yeah, that's a sick car to

53:58

get hit by. But you have a

54:00

cool old car, don't you? No, I

54:02

used to have a cool old car,

54:04

don't you? No, I had a, but

54:07

it's darker, huh? Yeah, I think it

54:09

was just delighting. It's pretty normal looking.

54:11

I mean, normal for my legs. It

54:13

looks fast. Yeah, it looks like those

54:16

toes can grab something. Like I can

54:18

reach out like you throw me a

54:20

ball and I go, yeah. Just snag

54:22

it out of the gear. But they

54:25

can't. things, they're just regular toes. It

54:27

fell, it fell out, it fell off,

54:29

I've told this on my podcast, but

54:31

it fell off in the bathtub when

54:34

I was masturbating for one of the

54:36

first times in my life. You're lying

54:38

7th grade, I was masturbating, I just

54:40

learned that my penis did tricks and

54:43

I was playing with it and it

54:45

fell off in the bathtub, dude. Baby

54:47

girl, why? Yeah. And what, I don't

54:49

understand how did it, were you taking

54:52

blood flow from that area in your

54:54

window? Like what was happening? It was

54:56

hanging on by a thread and they

54:58

said that it was either going to

55:01

grow, like attach, and it was gonna

55:03

be fine, or more than likely it

55:05

was so charred, it was just gonna

55:08

flop off. And it was, I mean,

55:10

this is gross, but it was. maybe

55:12

one of the first times I ejaculated

55:14

and I'm in this bathtub and I'm

55:17

like oh this is gross there's stuff

55:19

in here now I'm in this bathtub

55:21

and then I see the toe just

55:23

floating in the glunk no yeah and

55:26

did they meet up they were yeah

55:28

they were swimming together yeah yeah it

55:30

was it was pretty nasty kind of

55:32

a nasty dude you would think that

55:35

it would be able to help it

55:37

yeah you all the sudden it just

55:39

like grows a toenail And then, it

55:41

turns beautiful pink and I just reattach

55:44

it. I screamed out and then my

55:46

mom came in and it was like,

55:48

oh, what? And I'm like, my toe.

55:50

And then she's trying to fish the

55:53

toe out. And I'm like, get out

55:55

of here, get out. It was wild.

55:57

Yeah. Did you tell your, well, now

55:59

your mom knows what happened. Have you

56:02

masturbated since then or no? Oh, yeah.

56:04

I do I do I'm not afraid

56:06

to admit yeah, yeah, I like it's

56:08

normal. I like it I like it

56:11

I don't like it that I used

56:13

to like it and I'm like what

56:15

are we doing? Yeah, I understand that

56:17

and I get that and that's how

56:20

a normal man should be but I'm

56:22

like what I'm away like I get

56:24

a wife and kid at home now

56:26

if I'm on the road doing something

56:29

I'm like daddy's alone yeah you know

56:31

some sweet treats time for some hand

56:33

magic they stop giving lotion in hotels

56:36

a lot of hotels they don't have

56:38

the lotion nearby they don't have the

56:40

lotion nearby really these have a small

56:42

free thing of lotion they used to

56:45

always have the lotion the last few

56:47

hotels I've been in nice hotels they

56:49

don't have the lotion I think too

56:51

many people were jerking I think too

56:54

many people were jerking were jerking They

56:56

were like trying to cut the jerk

56:58

off numbers. They're trying to knock those

57:00

down. One of those down. One of

57:03

those is a shortage or something. Yeah.

57:05

Like what are we doing? We're spending

57:07

all this money on lotion? Like no

57:09

more. We spend four billion dollars on

57:12

lotion? How do we subsidize lotion, dude?

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Thank you. Some of the

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things Doge busted were insane though. Yeah,

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it is funny. You know, one of

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them was like two million dollars to

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eliminate some of the alphabet from like

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Mozambique or whatever. It was like, what?

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Isn't Doja mean coin? I thought it

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was. So it's funny that it's also

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like we're we're going with this for

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the name? Like whoever owns the Doge

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coin is probably kind of stoked that

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they got, they're getting all this free

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pub. Free publicity for sure. Because they

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just started advertising advertising. Yeah, for all

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this things. Rock bottom. You know what

1:02:32

I will say this because They need

1:02:35

different types of Because your gemstone character

1:02:37

his job is he's youth pastor Yeah,

1:02:39

well now I think he's just He

1:02:41

runs like a sect of the church

1:02:44

called prism. So it's very inclusive. So

1:02:46

like if you're gay or non-binary or

1:02:48

whatever something someone who's been other by

1:02:51

society, you now can join prism and

1:02:53

God's light will shine through me and

1:02:55

I shoot the rainbow onto you. Oh,

1:02:57

baby! I love that. We need that.

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We need, like when I was showing

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there's only like a couple types of

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gay guys kind of there was like,

1:03:06

or it just seemed like there was

1:03:09

like, it just seemed like there was

1:03:11

like, Yeah. There's all different types now.

1:03:13

I understand what you're saying. Like when

1:03:16

you're a kid, what you see on

1:03:18

like movies and stuff, there's only like...

1:03:20

Like a secret gay guy? Yeah, there's

1:03:22

a secret like don't tell. And then

1:03:25

like a gay guy who's so straight

1:03:27

that you're like, he's not gay. And

1:03:29

then the most flamboyant man alive. Yeah.

1:03:31

Yeah. And then a woodpecker. and then

1:03:34

of woodpecker yeah yeah yeah a guy

1:03:36

would just come to yeah I was

1:03:38

like they're just waking people up yeah

1:03:41

well not shut up about how gay

1:03:43

they are yeah just talking about Jessica

1:03:45

Simpson all the time they I mean

1:03:47

if you were to pick that would

1:03:50

maybe the last pop star that I

1:03:52

was going to think you're gonna pull

1:03:54

out of the craze but yeah but

1:03:57

I But now there's like gay construction

1:03:59

workers that there's gay like people that

1:04:01

are archers. Yeah, I think there always

1:04:03

kind of was. But now you know.

1:04:06

Now you know. Now you know. Yeah,

1:04:08

now it's. And now you can even

1:04:10

in church have a gay section of

1:04:12

church, right? Apparently, according to. the right

1:04:15

to stem stones. I don't know if

1:04:17

if other churches are doing this. I

1:04:19

think they should they should a lot

1:04:22

if there's just you know or maybe

1:04:24

they don't have to make it exclusive

1:04:26

or include just make it but I

1:04:28

don't even think you need a section

1:04:31

right that's yeah yeah yeah but now

1:04:33

there's more like yeah there's just more

1:04:35

gay people everywhere now and more common

1:04:38

I like to see even more like

1:04:40

I would love to see gay train

1:04:42

conductor or that's what my dad was

1:04:44

really there's a train conductor. Yeah, I

1:04:47

think, you know what I'm sick of

1:04:49

is you watch a movie. It's like

1:04:51

a hit my friend, dude. I mean,

1:04:53

now that you say it, it rings

1:04:56

a bell for me. He didn't hit

1:04:58

your friend, but he did, he has

1:05:00

murdered people. Really? Yeah, with a train?

1:05:03

With a train. Unreal. Yeah, he would

1:05:05

say that you go, you go. He

1:05:07

was like, it's so gross. Obviously. And

1:05:09

my dad's so funny. He's so gross.

1:05:12

hit a hobo. And I'm like, oh

1:05:14

what? And he's like, yeah. And I'm

1:05:16

like, oh, is he a lie? I'm

1:05:18

a little kid. So I'm like, is

1:05:21

he alive? And he's like, no, looked

1:05:23

underneath the train. I'm like, geez, looks

1:05:25

like ground beef. I was like, we

1:05:28

can make, grill some burgers with this

1:05:30

bum. And I'm like, geez, chill, this

1:05:32

is a human being. Who wants a

1:05:34

bum on a bun? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:05:37

Yeah, so he's murdered. Bomb fights? How

1:05:39

about bum with fries? Huh? Like that,

1:05:41

dude? I can't believe that. Happy meal.

1:05:44

A very unhappy meal. Where was he?

1:05:46

And what district was he hitting people

1:05:48

in or what section of the country

1:05:50

did even? I think this was Iowa,

1:05:53

Nebraska zones. Yeah, so that's a good.

1:05:55

area to if you if you know

1:05:57

I feel like bums be passing out

1:05:59

on train trucks there that if you

1:06:02

were to think of like a classic

1:06:04

bums be sleeping on train trucks that

1:06:06

would you think of that area that's

1:06:09

around yeah yeah yeah why do people

1:06:11

it's amazes me that people get hit

1:06:13

on train track it's like that's the

1:06:15

only place you can be five feet

1:06:18

away from there just don't fall asleep

1:06:20

there like why there I don't know,

1:06:22

I wonder if it's warm? Maybe the

1:06:25

tracks are, they conduct some warmth because

1:06:27

the trains go up and down them?

1:06:29

Maybe, I would just also maybe 15

1:06:31

feet away. Right, right, and maybe, or

1:06:34

in the cover yourself, you know, there's

1:06:36

usually rocks along the side, just cover

1:06:38

yourself up with the rocks. Yeah. Off

1:06:40

to the side, right. Stay warm, that

1:06:43

seems warm. Yeah, look at this warm

1:06:45

guy under these rocks, huh? Yeah, dude,

1:06:47

do you think you would be a

1:06:50

good homeless person, a good homeless person?

1:06:53

I think you get the hang of

1:06:55

it quick. I think I would commandeer

1:06:57

an area of a park. That's what

1:07:00

I would do. I would find a

1:07:02

park staying for a couple days and

1:07:04

see like an area where nobody really

1:07:06

goes. See, that's the hard part because

1:07:08

in LA, there's people everywhere. You gotta

1:07:10

go, you know, and maybe some of

1:07:13

these fires were, I mean, I don't

1:07:15

know, I'm not pointing blame, but like,

1:07:17

it would make sense. I know if

1:07:19

I was a homeless guy, I'd be

1:07:21

up in them hills, man. Yeah, but

1:07:23

then hills I'd be covered in like

1:07:25

coyote skins. Yeah, because I've I've I've

1:07:28

I've gone on some hunts Yeah, right

1:07:30

and you're just and then you have

1:07:32

a little bonfire and you're just roasting

1:07:34

coyotes and stuff for food. Yeah, right

1:07:36

they call them Roasting yotez. Yeah, roasting

1:07:38

yotez. And then you maybe have your

1:07:40

own little like barbecue stand, but only

1:07:43

for other homeless people. And they're like,

1:07:45

oh shit, I gotta roll up in

1:07:47

them hills, get some yote, get some

1:07:49

yotes, get a yotes burger. Ron slang

1:07:51

in yotes, yeah. Ron's got a fresh

1:07:53

batch of yote on the grill. Yeah,

1:07:55

so that's kind of what I think

1:07:58

I would, I'd be doing. poor people

1:08:00

would just be like oh there's a

1:08:02

you know that's gonna be me in

1:08:04

a week uh but rich people like

1:08:06

get this guy get this guy out

1:08:08

here but you have to be soap

1:08:10

in the hills they don't even know

1:08:13

you're there oh and you're and you're

1:08:15

you know you're killing yotes so you're

1:08:17

like doing a service like rich people

1:08:19

don't want yotes around because they kill

1:08:21

the dog they kill like little dogs

1:08:23

and stuff you could tell them straight

1:08:26

up hey I'm gonna be back behind

1:08:28

your house I'll live back back there

1:08:30

I think that's how you had to

1:08:32

do it because you don't want anyone

1:08:34

no one wants just someone living right

1:08:36

behind their house And they don't know

1:08:38

the guy like you want to be

1:08:41

like hey, what's up? I'm theo. I'm

1:08:43

gonna be living directly behind your house.

1:08:45

I'm gonna be on theo I'm gonna

1:08:47

be living directly behind your house I'm

1:08:49

gonna be on the lookout. I'm gonna

1:08:51

be on the look directly behind your

1:08:53

house I'm gonna be on the protecting

1:08:56

your home honestly if you hear somebody

1:08:58

singing jewel once in a while that's

1:09:00

me yes just singing these foolish games

1:09:02

yeah and also that's a beautiful song

1:09:04

so they might they might yeah I

1:09:06

think there is a way to live

1:09:08

symbiotically with homeless people I think the

1:09:11

problem is in some districts homeless people

1:09:13

start to battle against each other yeah

1:09:15

homeless territory can you bring up some

1:09:17

of that homeless like that territorial fights.

1:09:19

Oh yeah there's restraint wars dude. Well

1:09:21

there's a lot of that and there

1:09:23

was a group of homeless people that

1:09:26

attacked a Renaissance fair one weekend. Really?

1:09:28

I guess you couldn't tell who's who?

1:09:30

Like you don't know who's fighting who?

1:09:32

You're like either he's Renaissance Sky or

1:09:34

he's homeless. I know he's covered in

1:09:36

fur and eating a turkey leg but...

1:09:39

That's either a turkey leg or a

1:09:41

yote leg. I'm not sure which one

1:09:43

it is. The yote's thick, that's all

1:09:45

I'm saying. You got some thick yotes

1:09:47

in them hills. Let's go out of

1:09:49

this quora right there. It says the

1:09:51

top when it says, do homeless people

1:09:54

ever get territorial? Yeah, dude. Most. Hobos

1:09:56

have a campsite tread softly, they know

1:09:58

the area extremely well, and I've seen

1:10:00

a couple of really interesting alert systems.

1:10:02

Alert systems. I've heard of some big

1:10:04

movie track, but never encountered that myself.

1:10:06

Okay, and I like that on this

1:10:09

forum. We're bringing back the word Hobo,

1:10:11

because I don't think Hobo is a

1:10:13

derogatory term. In fact, if I was

1:10:15

homeless, you know how now you have

1:10:17

to say, there's like a new term

1:10:19

for homeless. It's called like unhoused, unhoused,

1:10:21

I think. I think Hobo's better. Hobo's

1:10:24

like a fun, like you think you

1:10:26

have a stick and a knapsack, you're

1:10:28

riding the rails. Yeah, it's like a

1:10:30

more fun term, I personally. Who's got

1:10:32

a tangerine for Danny? Yeah, exactly, exactly,

1:10:34

exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's like a

1:10:36

more fun term, I personally. Who's got

1:10:39

a tangerine for Danny? Yeah, exactly, exactly.

1:10:41

One of the problems that ride the

1:10:43

trains, is that who it who it

1:10:45

is? That brings a bell. Bring up

1:10:47

hobos. How do they travel? My dad

1:10:49

said that part of his job was

1:10:52

to go walk up and down the

1:10:54

trains and kick them out. And my

1:10:56

dad was like, I'd let him sleep.

1:10:58

It's a good man. It's just crazy.

1:11:00

You're dead. What's up Dennis? What's up

1:11:02

Dennis? That your dead hit people with

1:11:04

trains and then you got hit by

1:11:07

something. Yeah. A Hobo was a migrant

1:11:09

worker in the United States. Hobos tramps

1:11:11

and bums are generally regarded as related

1:11:13

as related. But distinct, a Hobo travels

1:11:15

and is willing to work, a tramp

1:11:17

travels, but a voice works impossible. A

1:11:19

bum neither travels nor works. Yeah, so,

1:11:22

yeah, bums, that kind of, I mean,

1:11:24

you don't want to be called the

1:11:26

bum. If they call you a bum,

1:11:28

you're like offended. I don't travel, I

1:11:30

don't work, I don't do anything. A

1:11:32

Hobo's like, hey, I'm getting out there,

1:11:34

I'm making it up, I'm willing to

1:11:37

work. Yeah. I'm willing to work. I'll

1:11:39

travel. I'll travel. Yeah, I will travel.

1:11:41

But the whole, I think one of

1:11:43

the things is a lot of them

1:11:45

die in the train cars because they

1:11:47

close the door and they don't realize

1:11:50

that they can't unlock it from the

1:11:52

inside. Yes, and it gets shoot. super

1:11:54

hot or super cold. Yeah, and also

1:11:56

my dad says sometimes they're grain cars

1:11:58

and you can climb up and then

1:12:00

the grain is like open and you

1:12:02

can climb in and then you sink

1:12:05

into the grain. No. Yeah, so that

1:12:07

they'll die that way too. Took your

1:12:09

coat off and stood in the grain.

1:12:11

I don't know that song. Was that

1:12:13

something you just made up? Crazy. This

1:12:15

is the more jewel. Oh, dude. I

1:12:17

wish I knew more jewel. I wish

1:12:20

I had a deeper knowledge of jewel.

1:12:22

You know, my house was just broken

1:12:24

into the other day, dude. What? Yeah.

1:12:26

My house was... The house we saw

1:12:28

the photo in with the baby in

1:12:30

the boat in the... Different house, different

1:12:32

house. Wow. and yeah they broke it

1:12:35

in my house in and out in

1:12:37

under eight minutes pros that's a lot

1:12:39

eight minutes eight minutes bang i don't

1:12:41

find cops take a scary spill this

1:12:43

is the second part of this story

1:12:45

okay so that so then i get

1:12:47

they robbed my house and then i

1:12:50

they totally destroyed my security system by

1:12:52

the way security system didn't do shit

1:12:54

they dismantled it like that uh uh

1:12:56

uh these guys are pros they just

1:12:58

came in they cut some wires it

1:13:00

was done and uh then they were

1:13:03

gone. So I'm like, I gotta redo

1:13:05

my security system. So I pay for

1:13:07

them to come and set up the

1:13:09

whole thing again. And then the cops

1:13:11

come because they didn't do it right.

1:13:13

The alarm goes off. I'm out of

1:13:15

town. So the cops come, they're checking

1:13:18

the property. This poor cop falls 15

1:13:20

or so feet. Like trying to check

1:13:22

out my property breaks his arm. No.

1:13:24

Gun goes flying, baton goes in a

1:13:26

bush in a bush. Did they catch

1:13:28

a gnarly fall? No, so when the

1:13:30

alarm goes off, there's no one there.

1:13:33

I get a call and the cop's

1:13:35

like, hey, do you mind if we

1:13:37

walk through your doors unlocked? I'm like,

1:13:39

oh, did I get robbed again for

1:13:41

the second time in two weeks? And

1:13:43

he's like, uh... Can I walk through

1:13:45

your property? So I'm like, sure. He

1:13:48

walks through, I don't get a call,

1:13:50

and then my neighbor calls me, he's

1:13:52

like, hey, is everything okay? He sends

1:13:54

me a video of this, I'll show

1:13:56

you later, of this cop. Absolutely eating

1:13:58

shit. I felt so bad for him.

1:14:00

Also like you don't want the cops

1:14:03

to hate you. Right. And did he

1:14:05

fall off of something off of a

1:14:07

ledge or something? Yeah, so how they

1:14:09

broke into my house was what also

1:14:11

where they were checking. You can climb

1:14:13

up the side of this hill to

1:14:16

get in my bedroom and they like

1:14:18

smashed a window to get in. But

1:14:20

the cops, when they put the window

1:14:22

back in, my contractor didn't lock my

1:14:24

door. like a fucking bonehead right so

1:14:26

like a hobo like a true hobo

1:14:28

moved yeah that's more of a tramp

1:14:31

move yeah that is a tramp that's

1:14:33

a tramp move almost I won't say

1:14:35

that because that's too offensive to my

1:14:37

contractor but that was a tramp god

1:14:39

why did you do it yeah so

1:14:41

the cop went what one cop went

1:14:43

in the house didn't find anyone lurking

1:14:46

and then the other cop I guess

1:14:48

he was being a nice dude, he

1:14:50

was like, I got some mud on

1:14:52

my shoes, I don't want to tramp

1:14:54

through this guy's home, so he tries

1:14:56

to climb back down, split, splat, false

1:14:58

15 feet, he gets up, his arms

1:15:01

kind of dangling like this, and the

1:15:03

other cop is down there, he's like,

1:15:05

are you okay? He doesn't say, you

1:15:07

know when you're in a lot of

1:15:09

pain? Like a lot of, like you

1:15:11

make a sound that doesn't have any

1:15:13

sound? It doesn't have any sound? Yeah,

1:15:16

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

1:15:18

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

1:15:20

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

1:15:22

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

1:15:24

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

1:15:26

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

1:15:29

it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

1:15:31

it, it, it And so he didn't

1:15:33

say anything and I was like, oh

1:15:35

this guy's, he's not feeling right. Yeah,

1:15:37

felt bad for the poor guy. And

1:15:39

did the burglars steal a lot of

1:15:41

things are important or no? No, I

1:15:44

mean, it was just like TVs and

1:15:46

shit. Not even. They were like in

1:15:48

and out in eight minutes. They stole

1:15:50

like my wife's purses and stuff, which

1:15:52

by the way, I didn't know how

1:15:54

much purses were. I was a little

1:15:56

offended that this woman has this many

1:15:59

purses. You gotta stop buying

1:16:01

purses lady. Yeah, damn. You're not gonna

1:16:03

have anything to put in the purses.

1:16:05

Yeah, exactly. I'm like, the point of

1:16:07

a purse is to hold the things

1:16:10

that are important. But evidently the important

1:16:12

thing is the outside. I didn't know

1:16:14

that. That's kind of crazy. I didn't

1:16:16

know that. That's kind of crazy. I

1:16:18

have an anomaly for what life is

1:16:21

like or whatever. I don't know if

1:16:23

anomalies are right word, but that's unbelievable.

1:16:25

in his neighborhood has been a lot

1:16:27

of thieves in the midst as well.

1:16:29

They're saying it's like gangs. Like gangs

1:16:32

are coming in and they like know

1:16:34

their shit. Because these guys took my

1:16:36

internet down. They like had an internet

1:16:38

blocker. So they pulled up, disconnected the

1:16:40

internet. So that way the alarms won't

1:16:43

go off or anything. And so they,

1:16:45

well the alarm would go off, but

1:16:47

the like ring cameras went down. So

1:16:49

like, I didn't even know it was

1:16:51

robbed until my gardener. was like cleaning

1:16:54

and was gardening and he was like

1:16:56

mr. Adam I don't think there should

1:16:58

be a hole in your window but

1:17:00

it was right after those big winds

1:17:02

we had the El Nino's oh god

1:17:05

you've been through a lot and I

1:17:07

was like did a rock fly through

1:17:09

the window yeah what could have happened

1:17:11

yeah I was I was like yeah

1:17:13

what what flew through did an mango

1:17:16

did an orange fly through this window?

1:17:18

Was it a run-by fruit team? You

1:17:20

know? But it wasn't. It was a

1:17:22

criminal organization. God. Yeah, dude. I wonder

1:17:24

if they're tracking people knowing when people

1:17:27

are out of town, if they're, like,

1:17:29

especially if they're actors and stuff, if

1:17:31

they're working at certain times or just...

1:17:33

Yeah, maybe. It's a brave move just

1:17:35

to climb up somebody's balcony and see

1:17:38

what's going on. It was at 8.21

1:17:40

p.m. Like a time when people are

1:17:42

out walking dogs and stuff. So yeah,

1:17:44

they would have been home Yeah, would

1:17:47

have been home Yeah, would have been

1:17:49

home. Yeah, just Cheto Vero just had

1:17:51

somebody pull up on him you see

1:17:53

that video? He's a UFC fighter and

1:17:55

he was working in his truck. This

1:17:58

is pretty crazy. Personally, UF C fighter

1:18:00

Cheto Vero was working in his truck

1:18:02

as a man with what appears to

1:18:04

be a knife, tried approaching him. Oh,

1:18:06

dude. Well, I mean, first of all,

1:18:09

you see this guy working on his

1:18:11

truck. He's got neck tattoos. Yeah, this

1:18:13

dude pulls up, pulls a knife out

1:18:15

right here. Oh, crazy. Oh, he's so

1:18:17

lucky. He didn't get shot in the

1:18:20

back. Like, just like, Murders, Murdertown, USA.

1:18:22

It shows you to UFC guys that

1:18:24

they're ready. They think defense first. Dude.

1:18:26

He has a shotgun just laying on

1:18:28

his front like that was so easily

1:18:31

Grabable. Yeah, well, that's that's I mean

1:18:33

you're ready You're ready those you have

1:18:35

see guys are ready dude if you

1:18:37

even fucking whisper to him wrong you

1:18:39

hit the wrong octave during a secret

1:18:42

and those guys all ready they just

1:18:44

all the sudden they just got like

1:18:46

throwing stars just like ting ting ting

1:18:48

Oh, they will remodel the way you

1:18:50

breathe. You have to really, you got

1:18:53

to be careful around those guys. They're

1:18:55

severe. I feel like I couldn't, I

1:18:57

mean, I own a gun, it's so

1:18:59

tucked away. I would never get to

1:19:01

it. You got to put both legs

1:19:04

down, put like this, and you don't

1:19:06

know if it's really a strong kickback,

1:19:08

have your wife lean against your back

1:19:10

like this, or their arm up. So

1:19:12

it's a lot, it's a lot of

1:19:15

to do. Right, but you guys are

1:19:17

prepared as a lot of to do.

1:19:19

But you guys are prepared as a

1:19:21

lot of to do. You know, I

1:19:23

don't know. It's like if somebody came

1:19:26

in your room, what would you do?

1:19:28

Say you wake up, right? You think

1:19:30

there's somebody in your room? Yeah, yeah,

1:19:32

yeah, yeah. I would like to think

1:19:34

I'm ready, ready to go. You say

1:19:37

something first? Good evening, what do you

1:19:39

do? Well, I was home, my alarm

1:19:41

kept fucking up because when they redid

1:19:43

it, they they fucked up. So it

1:19:45

would just go off, which is terrifying,

1:19:48

which is terrifying. One a.m. I'm like

1:19:50

trying to go to sleep and all

1:19:52

of a sudden the alarm goes off

1:19:54

after the burglary after the burglar burglary

1:19:56

and I go hello. Yeah, I like

1:19:59

lower I like lower I like lower

1:20:01

I lower I lower my voice I'm

1:20:03

like sound not like me I sound

1:20:05

like I mean it's so I'm like

1:20:07

hello I've got a gun I'm like

1:20:10

I don't have a gun I sound

1:20:12

like Peter Griffin do yeah I got

1:20:14

a I've got a gun I've got

1:20:16

a gun and Lewis yeah I sound

1:20:18

like a guy who didn't make it

1:20:21

on the sopranos like he auditioned But

1:20:23

it did not get cast. Oh, I've

1:20:25

got a gun! I've got a gun!

1:20:27

Oh! I'm doing a bad dice. Hey,

1:20:30

watch out! Oh, I got a gun!

1:20:32

I'll shoot ya! The bird. You start

1:20:34

playing that video from home 11? Yeah,

1:20:36

yeah. The bird was dirty animals. you're

1:20:38

laughing so hard in the other room

1:20:41

the burglars yeah they're still you're stealing

1:20:43

all my shit just like this guy's

1:20:45

good we got to steal for me

1:20:47

more often will you keep will you

1:20:49

keep will you keep a home God

1:20:52

you've had a life riddled with things

1:20:54

man yeah I realize that I'm riddled

1:20:56

you've had a lot of riddling going

1:20:58

on will you keep up will you

1:21:00

keep a home in Charleston are you

1:21:03

glad to be gone from Charleston I'm

1:21:05

I'm going to miss Charleston. I wish

1:21:07

I would have bought a place there,

1:21:09

just so I had more of a

1:21:11

reason to go back all the time.

1:21:14

But, and also not a lot of

1:21:16

crime there, so I probably would have

1:21:18

been safe. Yeah, have you been? Have

1:21:20

you spent any time in Charleston? Yeah,

1:21:22

I lived in Charleston for a while.

1:21:25

Oh, you did? Yeah, I hitchhiked up

1:21:27

there to chase a girl that I

1:21:29

was in love with, that almost had,

1:21:31

almost, didn't have to get a, didn't

1:21:33

have to get a season, didn't have

1:21:36

to get a season, didn't have to

1:21:38

get a season. That's okay. There's a

1:21:40

little rear window situation. We've all been

1:21:42

through some things, right? It was college

1:21:44

time. You were practicing for an upcoming

1:21:47

role of a stalker. What, I was

1:21:49

just, this is, I'm an actor, I'm

1:21:51

researching a role. like we haven't been

1:21:53

we haven't seen you in any roles

1:21:55

yes I know I'm only 17 and

1:21:58

I'm not I've never acted anything nor

1:22:00

do I have a career how do

1:22:02

you expect me to get a role

1:22:04

yeah I've got a practice but that

1:22:06

was um yeah I love it there

1:22:09

I mean it's amazing um yeah Danny

1:22:11

McBride said that you and Tony would

1:22:13

go and work out a lot over

1:22:15

there. Was that a real thing? Yeah,

1:22:17

we were, he's like a fucking true

1:22:20

athlete. He's got like a real jawline.

1:22:22

Mine, like Ebs and Flows. Yeah, look,

1:22:24

he's all jacked. Look at that guy.

1:22:26

He's real jacked and juicy. I'm less

1:22:28

jacked and less juicy, but I do,

1:22:31

what's weird. We work out together all

1:22:33

the time, and his body morphed into

1:22:35

that, and I look like how I

1:22:37

look like how I look like, you

1:22:39

know. like a regular guy yeah like

1:22:42

a guy yeah like it's just a

1:22:44

guy you see and you're like I

1:22:46

bet he eats cheeseburgers yeah I hope

1:22:48

that guy's okay yeah with me I

1:22:50

think people are like yeah I hope

1:22:53

that guys could you know like you

1:22:55

think I look like I'm not okay

1:22:57

no I think you seem like um

1:22:59

like oh I hope that guy's okay

1:23:02

I'm trying to think of a job

1:23:04

that I would see say if I

1:23:06

saw you oh mailman son of uh

1:23:08

son of mailman proud proud Mailboy, I

1:23:10

like that mail boy, and I'm not

1:23:13

offended. Yeah, I'm not offended by that

1:23:15

Okay, yeah, I think that's that's a

1:23:17

fair assessment of what I look like

1:23:19

Yeah, I think I look like we

1:23:21

were like maybe that guy works out

1:23:24

my neighbor hilariously saw me She's like

1:23:26

a that she's the daughter of the

1:23:28

people that live next door to me,

1:23:30

and she's was like 22 And she

1:23:32

saw me working out on my garage.

1:23:35

Sometimes I work out in my garage

1:23:37

and I'm my shirt off. And she

1:23:39

stopped and she goes, oh, hey. And

1:23:41

I'm like, hey, how's it going? And

1:23:43

she goes, wow, I didn't know you

1:23:46

worked out. Offended, dude. That's an offensive

1:23:48

thing to say to someone. Yeah. Yeah.

1:23:50

So, but I do. Yeah. It's like

1:23:52

if you show some of your weener

1:23:54

or like a chick, I didn't know

1:23:57

you'd have a weener. Yeah. Like, whoa.

1:23:59

That's a... Yeah. Okay. I think it's

1:24:01

fairly obviously I don't have one of

1:24:03

those. Yeah. Then I need to get

1:24:05

some different clothes, I think, or yes,

1:24:08

yeah. Yeah, screws up. Yeah. Grow the

1:24:10

facial hair out a little bit. Crews

1:24:12

down. Yeah. Do, can you believe that

1:24:14

male is still a thing? Getting male.

1:24:16

Can you believe that right now as

1:24:19

we talk, sometimes today? A man, a

1:24:21

grown man or grown woman. That looks

1:24:23

like me. That's just trying to make

1:24:25

my father. Yeah, that looks like you.

1:24:27

That's what I'm making my father proud.

1:24:30

He's like, he's gonna see me delivering

1:24:32

this mail and he's gonna, he's gonna

1:24:34

look at me and be like, look

1:24:36

at this bright shooting star. He's gonna

1:24:38

see me as Danny McBride at that

1:24:41

party walking through the cloud of smoke.

1:24:43

You're a bright shooting star as I,

1:24:45

as I just sliding to mail through

1:24:47

a slot. Yeah, but can you believe

1:24:49

somebody's gonna do that today instead of

1:24:52

just emailing us and tell us what

1:24:54

they need to tell us Someone is

1:24:56

going to drive over to our house.

1:24:58

Yeah, it's right walk up there risk

1:25:00

getting attacked by a dog because that's

1:25:03

their that's all they do all day

1:25:05

is battle dogs hate mailmen Battle dogs

1:25:07

battle senior citizens and gangs that are

1:25:09

like fuck mail. Yeah, they're like give

1:25:11

me that fucking mail. Yeah, by the

1:25:14

way, there's never anything good in mail.

1:25:16

It's either like a ticket It's like,

1:25:18

oh, I gotta pay this thing? Like

1:25:20

they finally tracked me down? Or a

1:25:22

coupon? Or just a coupon for a

1:25:25

place you never want to go to?

1:25:27

Yeah. Like, hey, you want a car

1:25:29

detail? drive two and a half hours

1:25:31

to this place and I'll give you

1:25:34

$15 off. You're like, oh, if I

1:25:36

don't know, is that worth it? I

1:25:38

feel like the gas is gonna offset

1:25:40

the discounts. And there's even a lot

1:25:42

of the things now. It's like, are

1:25:45

you interested in foster care? It's just

1:25:47

like that it used to be like

1:25:49

discounts on avocados and stuff, but now

1:25:51

it's like, the mail has gotten really,

1:25:53

really, really crazy, man. It's got pretty,

1:25:56

pretty, really, really, really crazy. want to

1:25:58

buy your neighbor's house because it's all

1:26:00

just like people going like here's a

1:26:02

house in your neighborhood that you can

1:26:04

buy it I'm like I already live

1:26:07

in my neighborhood I'm trying to move

1:26:09

three houses down they live in this

1:26:11

neighborhood dude quit fucking telling me about

1:26:13

a house that's nearby yeah you know

1:26:15

it's so true it's like if I'm

1:26:18

living in a house you would think

1:26:20

you wouldn't come advertised to me to

1:26:22

buy a house next like next door

1:26:24

like maybe go like hey do you

1:26:26

want to live somewhere cooler than you

1:26:29

like if you're a whatever neighborhood yeah

1:26:31

and you're like you want to live

1:26:33

in like a slightly better neighborhood? I'll

1:26:35

think about it. Yeah, but there's like

1:26:37

literally my neighborhood. You've done some fun

1:26:40

things then you got to do some

1:26:42

wrestling recently? Is that right? Oh, do

1:26:44

you see that? Yeah, bring it up.

1:26:46

Yeah, dude. I did. It's a fucking

1:26:48

choke slam. A-n-w, great job. I know,

1:26:51

I saw that right there. A-you-dew. Right.

1:26:53

Just Jimstone star, A-a-a-a-a-a-dime-dime-dime-dime-dime-dime-dime-d'am-doo-doo-d'-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Those jeans are

1:26:55

hanging on by a thread right there.

1:26:57

Oh, butt cheeks. Gaboo! Whoo! Flexing with

1:26:59

all my might. Flexing with all my

1:27:02

might. You've been a good wrestler, man.

1:27:04

Thank you for saying that, dude. Or

1:27:06

a mailman. Uh, look at this, dude.

1:27:08

Now you guys all kind of look

1:27:10

like Tony right there. I feel like

1:27:13

you've all given a lot of Tony

1:27:15

Cavallero energy right there. Yeah, I got

1:27:17

a Tony in here soon. Yeah, get

1:27:19

him in here. He's a good, he's

1:27:21

a good guy. He's one of a

1:27:24

kind man. Yeah, he checks in on

1:27:26

me all, like not all, but every

1:27:28

couple of months he'll check in and

1:27:30

just say, hey. Yeah, he's an exceptional

1:27:32

guy. He just he has a way

1:27:35

of always staying positive it seems like.

1:27:37

He's one of those guys that That

1:27:39

it's it's nice. I collect those guys

1:27:41

like as my friends I like to

1:27:43

have some people that just hype you

1:27:46

up You know because Adam Ray is

1:27:48

like that as well and I Adam

1:27:50

used to open up for me on

1:27:52

the road all the time and it

1:27:54

was nice when you're on the road

1:27:57

to have so and you know you're

1:27:59

kind of like oh man we gotta

1:28:01

travel again today yada yada to just

1:28:03

have someone be like how great is

1:28:06

this right how sick is this theater

1:28:08

like yes like you need somebody to

1:28:10

be the positive you're overwhelmed hype you

1:28:12

up and you're like yeah it is

1:28:14

sick look at look at us go get in

1:28:17

here buddy yeah I got got like a mere

1:28:19

k comes with me oh yeah a mere a

1:28:21

mere's a positive guy Lee Kimbrel he comes through

1:28:23

the Kentucky nightmare I think is his nickname or

1:28:26

something Kentucky wolf cat or

1:28:28

something but he comes through and

1:28:30

they're both have good energy just

1:28:32

positive they're like Let's go do

1:28:34

someone's and I do too, but it's

1:28:36

like yeah, I just get like I

1:28:38

feel like both we're pretty positive guys

1:28:40

You just got to get ready for

1:28:42

the show though It's like you know,

1:28:44

it's like I spend a lot of

1:28:47

my time taking care of myself like

1:28:49

you're saying Mm-hmm stretching I'll get into

1:28:51

town. It's like yeah stretching getting to

1:28:53

town. It's like yeah stretching get into

1:28:55

ice bath trying to work out me

1:28:57

I keep it right about 54 I'll

1:28:59

do 10 minutes in there 10 minutes.

1:29:02

I keep it at 40 and I'll

1:29:04

do three to five. Oh 40

1:29:06

is baby baby. That's cold. That's

1:29:08

ice ice cold and I really

1:29:10

can't stay It's cool. That's that

1:29:13

isn't that song just like about

1:29:15

like like rape or something? They

1:29:17

said it was allegedly about date

1:29:19

like it's like tricking a girl

1:29:21

in a stang. Oh, that's you.

1:29:24

Yeah. There I am. That's your

1:29:26

house. Yeah. It's at my house.

1:29:28

Yeah. Yeah, renew. They're great, too.

1:29:30

They are? Yeah, renew cold plunges.

1:29:32

They're pretty fantastic. I got a

1:29:35

blue cube one that I keep

1:29:37

in my garage that they, a

1:29:39

friend of mine made, but they're

1:29:41

both... Yeah, they're great.

1:29:43

And cold plunging, it's the

1:29:45

kind of thing, though, that I wish... Now

1:29:48

that I have it, I do it less.

1:29:50

I feel like I used to seek it

1:29:52

out. Oh, really? Yeah, now that it's there,

1:29:55

I'm like, I'm like... It'll be later. You

1:29:57

know what I should do, I should just crank the

1:29:59

heat up on it. because it's so cold

1:30:01

it's like you get in it like your

1:30:03

joints like make it a hot bath in

1:30:05

there you think I just make it 52

1:30:07

or whatever you know yeah I like doing

1:30:09

that for 10 minutes that for me sets

1:30:11

me in a good range you know isn't

1:30:14

it weird that now we're like all about

1:30:16

health and fitness but it catches 10 years

1:30:18

ago and we're just like Little scum

1:30:20

buckets. Oh, just out there. I

1:30:22

know myself, I was just like

1:30:24

gargling with vodka. Just like, oh,

1:30:26

were you eating in? Oh, dude.

1:30:29

Just going for it. Just every

1:30:31

night. Were you drinking a lot?

1:30:33

Yeah. Were you drinking a lot?

1:30:35

Yeah, I would drink a lot.

1:30:37

Wow, where were you drinking at?

1:30:39

Well, just like, the comic club

1:30:41

or whatever. Like back when I

1:30:43

was, I mean, maybe not 10,

1:30:45

yeah, maybe 10 years. Yeah, maybe

1:30:48

10 years. Yeah, but anything like

1:30:50

back when I was in

1:30:52

the comedy clubs all the

1:30:54

time or like when you're

1:30:56

on the road all the

1:30:58

time, that's an easy place.

1:31:00

Just because you're in a

1:31:02

new place and you're like,

1:31:04

well, let's go to the

1:31:06

bar after the show. Oh,

1:31:08

yeah, that's for sure. Did

1:31:10

you guys drink at AEW?

1:31:12

Who'd you guys fight in AEW?

1:31:14

Because I saw Big Justice

1:31:17

and... Because I said I didn't

1:31:19

even take a bite of the cookie and

1:31:21

then I said look at it at big

1:31:23

justice eyes Because I said he's upset

1:31:25

because I gave it three booms

1:31:27

without tasting it Mm-hmm, and I

1:31:29

guess you're supposed to give it

1:31:31

five booms What who has time to do

1:31:33

five booms? They do They have all the

1:31:35

time to do the booms, dude. And

1:31:38

I didn't know. This was at the

1:31:40

Super Bowl. I might have been a

1:31:42

few drinks, Steve. Sure. Might have been

1:31:44

in your touch in the back of

1:31:46

a child. I'm already. I'm touching a

1:31:48

child. Look at like my face is

1:31:50

hanging a little bit. Dude, this looks

1:31:52

like literally a Christmas card from Epstein's

1:31:54

Island right here, dude. There's a fucking.

1:31:56

There is a brave Italian, which somebody

1:31:59

would say like. of the Magellan of

1:32:01

Costco. There's a Costco Magellan with

1:32:03

a child. Okay. With just his

1:32:05

son, yeah. Okay, that is his

1:32:08

son. I believe so. Okay, I

1:32:10

believe so, yeah. And then there's,

1:32:12

to find his head, a couple

1:32:14

drinks, lurking. Yeah, lurking, dude. Oh.

1:32:17

Would you, if you were, I

1:32:19

mean, real talk. If you didn't know, Epstein

1:32:21

was a creep. And he invites you, he's

1:32:23

just a cool billionaire that you met at

1:32:26

a party. And you're not getting any weird

1:32:28

vibes. He asks you, he's like, hey, I

1:32:30

got this jet. You want to come to

1:32:32

my island? You got nothing going on that

1:32:35

week. You'd go to the island, right? Yeah.

1:32:37

Me too. When people are like, check the

1:32:39

logs. I'm like, not everybody. Because even

1:32:41

creeps got to take a day

1:32:44

off. Like even you're not fucking

1:32:46

the kids every day. Yeah, if

1:32:48

you're a carber. Yeah, that's a

1:32:50

probably a seasonal or like um.

1:32:53

Yeah, it's a special event. It's

1:32:55

like just when your dudes are

1:32:57

there to party. It's like, but

1:32:59

otherwise you have to also have

1:33:01

like regular people. Regular. Because here's

1:33:04

the thing, you have to keep

1:33:06

up the ruse. Yep. That's a

1:33:08

regular place where people go to

1:33:10

have fun. That's what I think. I'm not

1:33:12

talking about the young people. We don't know. But

1:33:14

the adults, they need to be able to trick

1:33:16

their spouses into believing that they go there. And

1:33:18

they're like, you've been there the one time. You

1:33:20

know it's a chill place. There's coconuts. Yeah. There's

1:33:23

coconuts and trees. There's that ukulele. There's that guy

1:33:25

doing the ukulelei. There's the guy doing the ukulele.

1:33:27

There's the guy doing the ukulelei. There's the ukulelei.

1:33:29

That guy doing the ukulelei. That guy doing the

1:33:31

ukulelei. That guy doing the ukulelei. That guy doing

1:33:33

the ukulelei. There's the ukulelei. There's the ukulelei. That

1:33:35

guy doing the ukulelei. There's the ukulelei. That guy

1:33:37

doing the ukulelei. There's the ukulelei. There's the uk

1:33:39

Yeah, there's like a guy just doing funny. Yeah,

1:33:41

it's just doing little artwork where you're

1:33:43

like makes your nose too big so

1:33:45

that that kind of offends you. But

1:33:47

you're like, it's funny, right? And everyone's

1:33:50

like, it's really funny. And you're like, okay. All

1:33:52

right. Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I

1:33:54

know. I see that. And I'm like, I don't

1:33:56

know about, but I don't think all of them

1:33:58

are creeps like for sure some art. There's

1:34:00

no way we're ever getting the real

1:34:02

Epstein files. It's been redacted. It's being

1:34:04

manipulated right now so much. Well, because

1:34:06

some of these politicians are probably on

1:34:09

it. Yeah, they're on it. And they're

1:34:11

like, and whether they were the ones

1:34:13

doing dastardly deeds or not, who knows?

1:34:15

I don't know. But if your name

1:34:17

is on it, like if your name

1:34:19