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April 16th, 1457, BC, and another
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remarkable event is about to be
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uncovered by Aria, Rebecca, and Ali.
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The Retro Specters! Now obviously one
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of our core values here today
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in history with the retrospectors is
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being date-specific but that is a
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little tricky when the date in
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question is not so much the
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16th of April as the 21st
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day of the first month of
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the third season of the year
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23 of the reign of Pharaoh
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Tupmo's the third but even if
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the date we've settled on today
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is arguable according to the record
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the event isn't the Battle of
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Magido, the first battle in history,
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to have been recorded in what
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historians accept to be relatively reliable
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detail? Yes, and this took place
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during what's called the New Kingdom era
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of ancient Egypt, during the reign of
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Tupmose III, he would go on to
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become known as Tupmose III. due to his
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military prowess and imperial expansion. He expanded ancient
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Egypt to its widest borders and this is
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seen some historians refer to him as the
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Napoleon of ancient Egypt and this is why
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we know so much about this battle and
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the battles that he would go on to
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fight. His achievements on the battlefield were painstaking
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recorded by his scribe on parchment every day
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throughout his reign. He was taking notes about
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how great topmose was and then the highlights
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were immortalised in the annals of topmose a
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third which is this 25 meter by 12
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meter stretch of wall in the temple. of
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a moon at the Karnak Temple Complex near
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Luxor. Yeah, so before he became the
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great version of himself, Tutmos was,
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you know, a newbie ferro. And
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as he took his seat, the
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world outside was becoming a very
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chaotic place. And specifically, the Canaanite
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city states, which were long under
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Egypt's way, they'd begun to rebel
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with this turn of leadership. And
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they'd thrown off as far as
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they could, the Egyptian yoke, and
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they were really being emboldened by
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the fact that there was a
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new... ruler and they were like
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okay well here's our chance and
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the city of Megido which was
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this ancient fortified city in the
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Jezreel Valley was a strategic hub
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and controlling the road from the
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coast of the Mediterranean to the
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Jordan River was like if you
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wanted to do that you needed
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to have Megido and so the
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city's rebellion had sparked the flames
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of at least the potential for
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war and they had allied with
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a bunch of neighbouring city states
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and gathered a coalition that threatened
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to weaken in Egypt. hold over
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its empire. So Tutmos was like,
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well now is the time to act.
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So he did, without any of this
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sort of caution he was being advised,
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but rather incredibly boldly in the way
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that came to typify his approach to
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military matters in general. Yeah, he put
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together 10,000 infantry and a thousand chariots,
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which roughly is akin to what the
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Kainenites had waiting for him when he
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got there. And I think they'd sort
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of miscalculated really. They thought, well, he's
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the new ferro on the block. he's
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not going to know how to respond
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to a challenge, but actually he'd been
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a co-rula before, he'd been brought up
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in this environment, he was not someone
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you could take advantage of and did
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have. a strong military presence. I'm smiling
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because I've always find it hard. Whenever
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we talk about, even like the Kings
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of Scotland and stuff, actually personally involved
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in battle, I find that hard to
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imagine as an analogy with our royalty,
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but like with pharaohs, because I literally
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imagine them as their replica gold statues
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because that's what I've seen. I forget
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that they were real men with weapons
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and awesome makeup. Do you know what
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I mean? And they were there on
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horseback themselves. And he took personal command
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of his forces, gathered this huge army
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of tens of thousands of people, and
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went to this fortress, which is in
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modern day Syria, in Tajaru. And he
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basically gave as good as he was
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going to get. Yeah, so his force
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was estimated of being up to
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20,000 foot soldiers, mounted arches, and
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charioteers. And after 10 days of
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marching, this force reached Gaza, which
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was an allied city at the
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time. Then they marched another 11
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days to Yema in northern, modern-day
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Israel, and now only the Carmel
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Mountain range separated from the plains
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around Megido. That's a long old march
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in the heat isn't it? Yeah, even nowadays
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with air conditioning you wouldn't fancy that would
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you? Yeah and now you're up against a
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mountain range. They knew the rebel army was
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on the other side but the rebels that
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assumed the Egyptians would take either the northern
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or the southern route through these the kind
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of wide roads through the foothills at either
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end. Topmost instead chose to take the shortest
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but most dangerous route, the Wadi Ara, which
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was a narrow ravine right through the range,
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they would have to travel single file, meaning
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if the enemy were lying in wait off
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to the side somewhere or at the end
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of the pass, they would be completely decimated.
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And as per the official record, the generals,
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you know, quite politely said, Let our
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victorious lord proceed according to the design
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of his heart, but do not cause
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us to march upon this impassable middle
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