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Bo Ryan and Woodsey.

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and a happy Tuesday too on Bowe Woodsie

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and Cat with Merritt Watts filling in for

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Bow while he films the amazing race. What

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I love about this show is you guys

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all in sequence everybody buys everybody a coffee

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here. Each morning somebody's hands over the credit

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card and then we get one of the

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minions whose names I've never bothered to learn.

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I think there's a guy there called, is

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it tiny? Is his name tiny? Sopano, that's

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it, Tony. He'll go down and get a

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coffee for us and it's a wonderful thing.

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Bad news guys, the price of coffee in

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Sydney could be increasing between up to eight

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to twelve dollars of coffee this year. This

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year predicted to get to eight to two.

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So we're paying about four maybe five bucks

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of coffee at the moment? Yeah, remember when

1:04

it got to four dollars and for a

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regular and I was like, oh my god, I've

1:08

never paid four dollars for a coffee and now

1:10

it's nearing five. Yeah, no, I'm alright with four

1:13

bucks. Why do they keep doing this? Things

1:15

we love, they want to just

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keep upping up up uping the

1:19

price on the price on the

1:21

price on it. Yeah, it's, I think

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it's, it's to do with trade,

1:25

it's to do with commodities, it's

1:27

to do with the economy. There's a

1:30

lot of factors in there, but

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the problem is you give the

1:34

local barista a hard time, people

1:36

making the coffee at four bucks, but

1:38

you got to think about this,

1:40

they've got to make 100 coffees,

1:42

make 100 coffees, to then gross,

1:44

accumulate $400, then they've got to pay

1:46

wages, they've got to pay wages, by

1:49

even 30 cents, I'm going to blow

1:51

my lip. Do you know, the most

1:53

expensive part of my wife and I,

1:55

we often go and have a coffee

1:58

down at the Maruba break. Right? The

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most expensive part of our coffee is

2:02

not the coffee, right? They charge us,

2:04

I think it's eight bucks or something

2:06

like that, for a couple of coffees

2:08

in the morning. It's not the most

2:10

expensive part. It's the amount of dog

2:12

biscuits I have to buy for a

2:14

great day. The dog, but dog unfortunately

2:16

has been trained to take these dog

2:18

biscuits and was like one or two.

2:20

She's up to like, sometimes she'll have

2:22

four, five biscuits in a day. She's

2:24

like a meth headhead. on biscuits. If

2:26

I don't give her the biscuits, she

2:28

walks into the bakery. She'll go into

2:30

the bakery to go and get the

2:32

biscuits. So we have to get the

2:34

biscuits, get the biscuits, hand them to

2:36

my wife so she can feed the

2:38

dog outside of the bakery so that

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I can then order and pay for

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the coffees. I love how you hand

2:44

it to your wife. She won't let

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her go and bite herself. Nah. Why

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not? No, she's got to keep the

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dog outside the shop. It is a

2:53

big boy. It's a big old unit.

2:55

How heavy is that thing? I think

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it's, she weighs about 80 or 90

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thousand biscuits. Let's just talk about a

3:01

little Sydney incident. Anzac Bridge, of course,

3:03

in Piermont, is, it's a roadway. There

3:05

is a footpath on one side there

3:07

that you can traverse the bridge. As

3:09

I've done many many times, so if

3:11

the driven over or walked over, but

3:13

a bike has just gone on and

3:15

taken an e-bike on the bridge. A

3:17

35 year old man has been fined

3:19

$1,000 for riding a limy bike. on

3:21

to the wrong side of Anzac bridge

3:23

on the wrong side of the wrong

3:25

side so not only is he on

3:27

the bridge where you're not meant to

3:29

be your pain art you also he's

3:31

literally in the wrong lane would he

3:33

could have been killed I've done some

3:35

dumb things in my time but having

3:37

to look at this what do we

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call him an idiot like seriously it's

3:41

fair to call him an idiot you

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can't put brains and statues can you

3:45

fair enough have to look at him

3:47

he's not wearing a captain snooze there

3:49

and he's he's got on the bridge

3:51

has gone this feels like a good

3:53

idea I'm just going to go and

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visit a friend who's got a bum

3:57

bag and he's just got on the

3:59

bridge there and halfway across he's Oh

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hang on a second, this feels wrong.

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Yeah, it feels wrong you idiot. You

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know, you probably could cop it if

4:07

you were 15, 16, you know, this

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book's 35. He's an adult on a

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lime bike. If you're ever going to

4:13

be a flog, it's off and on

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a lime, to be fair. Yeah, he's

4:17

desperate to go and see him, mate

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too. Really feels like he's a friend,

4:21

he's desperate to go and see him,

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mate too. He really feels like he's

4:25

like, he's desperate to go see him,

4:27

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

4:29

he's desperate to go see, he's, he's,

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he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's

4:34

desperate to go see, he's, he's, he's,

4:36

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's desperate,

4:38

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's when you

4:40

go to access a freeway come off

4:42

a freeway. I've done an accident, Ms.

4:44

So coming out of one of these

4:46

set of lights, you can either turn

4:48

left straight away or if you watch.

4:50

But the problem was when I turned

4:52

left straight away, but the problem was

4:54

when I turned left straight away, I

4:56

was in a bus lane. Yeah, yeah,

4:58

yeah. And then sort of problem was,

5:00

it was like, you couldn't get onto

5:02

the main road because it was like

5:04

a medium strip. Yes, so I just

5:06

embraced it, followed it, and I got

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a couple of fines, but I knew

5:10

what I did wrong, I got stuffed

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up. It's, but sometimes it's big, it

5:14

can be quite tricky, you don't know,

5:16

particularly with construction, it changes, like at

5:18

home, when you get on the four,

5:20

going back towards the city, there's, it's

5:22

going on the four, going back towards

5:24

the city there, there's, it's, like, at

5:26

home bush when you get on the

5:28

four, going back towards, going back towards

5:30

the four, going back towards the four,

5:32

going back, going back, going back, what,

5:34

what, what, what, what, what, what, what,

5:36

what, what, what, what, what, what, what,

5:38

what, what, what, what, what, what, what,

5:40

what, what, what, what, what, what, what,

5:42

what, what, what, what, what, what, am

5:44

I, am I, am I, am I,

5:46

am I, am I, Yeah, it was

5:48

wonderful. That's what students love. Exactly, also

5:50

at night as well, so I ended

5:52

up driving the wrong way on Elizabeth

5:54

Street and you just have to roll

5:56

with it. Once you're halfway down the

5:58

street, you have no choice. I've done

6:00

that so many times where you turn

6:02

down the wrong way, you just go,

6:04

in particular in Sydney, in the city,

6:06

in the CPD, you just go, well

6:08

committed out, this is it. This is

6:10

it. You drive right the way through,

6:12

and before you know it, you've driven

6:15

straight through, you've driven straight through a

6:17

straight through a straight through a straight

6:19

through a straight through a, you've driven

6:21

straight through a, you've driven straight through

6:23

a, you've driven straight through a, you've

6:25

driven straight through a, you've driven straight

6:27

through a, you've driven straight through a,

6:29

you, you've driven, a, a, a, a,

6:31

you've driven, a, you've driven, a, a,

6:33

a, a, a, you've driven, a, a,

6:35

You must find another brain, you're breezy.

6:37

It's time to test the statistical knowledge

6:39

of Sydney's brain's trust, with a guy

6:41

that's the complete opposite of a genius.

6:43

It's time for. Bo knows. Merrick is

6:45

quiz master and we've got a hell

6:47

of a prize if you get this

6:49

question right. Someone is going to walk

6:51

away with a double pass to meat

6:53

stock which is a three day meat

6:55

festival. Also you go into the drawer

6:57

and have a one in five chance

6:59

of winning a Traeger grill and smoker

7:01

valued at 1599. Amazing. Yes. I've got

7:03

a Traeger. I cooked ribs on the

7:05

weekend and the Traeger. It's a gun.

7:07

It's smoke full proof. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

7:09

it's unreal. It's a gun of a

7:11

thing. So if you're in the draw,

7:13

you could be winning one of those.

7:15

Pretty awesome. You just got to figure

7:17

out this question. 19% of people say

7:19

that this is the first thing they

7:21

do when they get home from work.

7:23

Oh my, where are you going with

7:25

this? I tend to drink a lot

7:27

of coffee guys. Straight to the can.

7:29

Straight to the can. You know it.

7:31

That's it. You know. And let's just

7:33

say, they're not, they're not thick. They're

7:35

quite running those ones. No. The safety

7:37

of your own cubicles as well. Yeah.

7:39

You're home, you're not at work now,

7:41

you're not, you're in your own comfort.

7:43

Absolutely, that's got to be, but I

7:45

reckon that's higher than 19% higher than

7:47

19%.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, what are

7:49

you doing? No, no, no. No, you

7:51

can avoid it. If you're there, you're

7:53

in the company of yourself there. You

7:55

love bad smells, don't you? You love

7:58

your own bad smells. It's very odd.

8:00

Nothing better. I think 95% of Aaron

8:02

Woods, I prefer... 19% of people say

8:04

this is the first thing they do

8:06

when they get home from work. I

8:08

thought maybe hug the dog. Yeah, that

8:10

was going to be my answer. Or

8:12

hug the missus? Hug the missus? Oh,

8:14

shower. Open the fridge. Alcoholic drink. Put

8:16

the keys away. We've got to leave

8:18

some answers. Oh no, I've got it

8:20

19%. Put on a leather mask. through

8:22

all of my routines and I'm finished.

8:24

Take the mask off. Take the mask

8:26

off. Take the mask off. Isn't it?

8:28

Real challenging one today obviously. Let's get

8:30

to your course. Anthony and Kingswood good

8:32

morning. Good morning. All right mate what

8:34

the 19% of people do when they

8:36

get home from work? Sit on the

8:38

couch and work some TV. What are

8:40

you watching on your TV? You don't

8:42

want to know what's in it? You

8:44

don't want to know what's in there?

8:46

More of a small screen to us.

8:48

Okay, on his phone in the quiet

8:50

space. Russ. It's fair call, Anthony, fair

8:52

call. Yeah, wrong. Russ and the gong,

8:54

hello mate. Hello, how you going? Good.

8:56

All right, what's the first thing 19%

8:58

of people do when they get home

9:00

from work? Oh, I think all the

9:02

lovely ladies take their bra off. Oh,

9:04

you are speaking my language, Russ. There

9:06

is nothing better than just release the

9:08

hounds. She's letting them hang out. Yeah,

9:10

oh, especially in underwire. You've been trapped

9:12

in the... Oh, God. I don't understand

9:14

that. Russ, do you do that yourself?

9:16

Is that where you got the idea

9:18

from? Ah, no. Sadly nice. We won't

9:20

judge you if you do, Russ. There's

9:22

no judgment, you do as you need.

9:24

He's going to hold the puppy. He's

9:26

in be, Russ. He's good, whatever you

9:28

like, brother. But unfortunately, no, that's not

9:30

it, Russ. Not 19%. We've got another

9:32

one, Greg, in Blacktown. Good morning, mate.

9:34

How are you doing? Very good. Yeah.

9:36

I'm one of those people, Greg, kick

9:38

his shoes off at the door. Straight

9:40

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10:11

the Roosters set to swing the axe.

10:13

Oh are they ever cat? This is

10:15

interesting one so Chad Townsend and Dom

10:17

Young they're expected... to be drop-laded today.

10:19

They named it's Teamless Tuesday. They announced

10:21

it this afternoon at 4 o'clock. And

10:23

we know that Chad Townsend's come under

10:25

a lot of flack at the moment,

10:27

but you got to remember, when they

10:29

did sign Chatty, he was of the

10:31

notion that he was going to be

10:33

playing second fiddle. He'd probably play most

10:35

of the reserve grade competition for the

10:37

rest of the year. But the problem

10:39

was Sam Walker went down with an

10:41

ACL injury. So it's made him feel

10:43

the void. Dom Young, yeah look I

10:45

know Dom Young made a poor read

10:47

the other night when I think LaTrell

10:49

Mitchell scored that I set up that

10:51

match winning try. But these things happen

10:53

in games. Has he been the player

10:55

that they wanted to have that they

10:57

signed like the Marquis man they probably

10:59

not it was probably another one that

11:01

you look at their recruitment easier style

11:03

play for the Roosters I'm not too

11:05

sure but Mark knowing and it was

11:07

he he's expected to make a good

11:09

recovery from his carpenter he will probably

11:11

replace Dom Young and young Hugo Savala

11:13

he was the young fellow that half

11:15

a Bronte come to watching play the

11:17

other week when he made his debut

11:19

and he'll be probably lining up in

11:21

the halves this weekend. Not been a

11:23

great start to the year for the

11:26

cookies. Is there mounting pressure there at

11:28

the Roosters in particularly on Robbo as

11:30

well? Well for me I think there

11:32

is, there's a great question because a

11:34

lot of the talk in the preseason

11:36

was how are the Roosters going to

11:38

go and a lot of the talk

11:40

was they want to... They've got a

11:42

good young players coming through their system.

11:44

We've all mentioned it off air. They

11:46

haven't signed players. It's unlocked the Roosters

11:48

to sign a big name. They've been

11:50

in the market to try to, but

11:52

very unlike the Roosters, we're known the

11:54

Roosters to be the salary sombrero. We

11:56

all take the peace. Have a good...

11:58

laugh if Roos is want a player,

12:00

they get it. But it's just got

12:02

me thinking like players that they try

12:04

to get, they got day for feeder,

12:06

but then he back flipped to stay

12:08

at the Titans. Like that's a glimmer

12:10

going from like signing with the huge glimmer

12:12

club of city, but going back to the

12:14

Titans. And at that period of time, they

12:17

were told Engis Crichton that they wanted

12:19

to go with day for feeder. So they've

12:21

only signed Angus Crichton on the back of missing

12:23

out on day for feeder and at the same

12:25

time Satilly Tupanoa went and signed with the Canterbury

12:27

Bankstown Bulldogs who's been enormous for them so you've

12:29

got to look and think Are these a bit

12:32

of a blunder on the retention and the recruitment

12:34

that they've got at the club at the moment?

12:36

Other players that they've missed out on, Ben Hunt,

12:38

which they thought they had, Dane Gay Guy, they tried

12:40

to get, Valentine Holmes, Zach Lomax and even Sean

12:42

Johnson a couple years ago. Massive names in there,

12:44

isn't it? There's a lot of, like they're big

12:46

names to miss out on. And this is so

12:48

unlike the Roosters, this is not something we're used

12:50

to. And you got to remember, players that have

12:52

left, players that have left, have left, Terral mate,

12:54

Terral mate. who's doing an outstanding job for

12:56

the West Tigers and we don't, I still

12:59

don't think we know the real reasons why

13:01

he left. They're just saying he wasn't, his

13:03

culture didn't fit the the club and what

13:05

systems they are. Brendan Smiths, he's gone at

13:08

the end of this season, he'll be going

13:10

to South Sydney. You got to remember Jared,

13:12

we were Hargraves, Lukira, tight. And then got

13:14

another opportunity at La Cattelons dragons in

13:17

the South of France. So... is that he wasn't

13:19

happy, the Roosters, he wanted to retire, he had enough, but

13:21

then he gets a better opportunity. They're the question marks, you

13:23

got to look at. Is there something in the wings there?

13:25

Well, that's where, you know, we don't know, we're not seeing,

13:28

they're keeping it very, very secretive, but they've got something that

13:30

they are going to. Well, the big one, the big one,

13:32

the big one is Dalitur, yes. And we know that we

13:34

don't know whether that's happening, that's happening. And then, you know,

13:36

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you

13:38

know, you know, you know, that's happening. And then, you know,

13:40

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you

13:42

know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,

13:44

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you

13:46

know, you know, you know, you know haven't heard nothing from

13:48

the camp of the roosts on on this Dallas area Evans.

13:50

So it's it's it's you got to look at it like

13:52

and you look at their win loss record this year they're

13:54

one win four losses yeah and the one game they did

13:57

win no one gave him a chance which is

13:59

against the Penr Pan They're second on

14:01

the most points conceded. Six points. So

14:03

they've leaked in 146 points. Parameter Eels

14:05

have leaked in 152. You look at

14:07

all these little things and then you

14:09

look at the games that are coming

14:12

up, they've got the Broncos away this

14:14

week. Then they've got Penrith at home

14:16

the week after and then Dragons Dolphins

14:18

at Magic Ground. So it's a big

14:20

four months, it's a big month for

14:22

Trent Robertson, he's been at the Roosters.

14:24

Watch all the best bits of Bo

14:27

Ryan and Woodsey on Instagram. Follow a

14:29

triple M. Instagram. There is a tree

14:31

killer on the loose in Sydney. There's

14:33

a real, there's a... real propensity to

14:35

go out and just murder trees in

14:37

this city. First of all, I want

14:39

to know, how do you do it?

14:42

Yeah, I've never, how would you do

14:44

it? One triple, three, five, three, we're

14:46

not asking for advice here, I just

14:48

genuinely... It's genuinely very curious, how do

14:50

you do it? Yeah, has it done?

14:52

How do you kill a tree? Is

14:55

it not just chopping them, is it?

14:57

Oh, I thought it was just chopped,

14:59

so don't you just climb up and

15:01

chop it down? You can poison them,

15:03

I think that's the way. Oh, really?

15:05

Yeah, yeah, yeah, poisoning. I've never heard

15:07

that. There's different ways to, anyway. You

15:10

do know how you kill trees. Anyway,

15:12

you do know how you kill trees.

15:14

It's going on, you do, you do,

15:16

you do, you do, you do, you

15:18

know how you know how you know

15:20

how you know how you know how

15:22

you know how you know how you

15:25

know how you know how you know

15:27

how you know how you know how

15:29

you, how, how, how, how, how, how,

15:31

how, how, how, how, how, how, how,

15:33

how, how, how, how, how, how you,

15:35

how, how, how, how, how, how, how

15:38

you, Oh, Lane Cove. Those people are

15:40

different. Northern beaches, there's always a few

15:42

as well. Those people are different. They're

15:44

like, you know, Lane Cove is for

15:46

swingers who can't give me... That's what

15:48

it is. For people curious about swinging,

15:50

they move to the Lane Cove and

15:53

then they go, I don't know if

15:55

this is for us, Darren. That's completely

15:57

made up. So in Tamarama, there's a

15:59

group of palm trees that have been

16:01

killed off, they've been poisoned. And Waverly

16:03

Council is saying, you know, these trees

16:05

have been... poison that they have it's

16:08

a deliberate act and people say why

16:10

this tree's being poisoned so well it's

16:12

pretty easy right what you want to

16:14

do is you want to see who

16:16

would benefit from having the trees poisoned

16:18

and we do step back have a

16:21

look at where the trees are. I

16:23

can just step back a bit over

16:25

here around about where you can see

16:27

the ocean. Yep. And then start going,

16:29

if I could see the ocean without

16:31

those trees there, that's where I'd be

16:33

starting. So you're saying whoever has a

16:36

cracking view might be the culprit. You

16:38

know what else? The trees being poisoned

16:40

in Tamarama. I can tell you where

16:42

you don't need to look. Bankstown. Bank

16:44

is not the hot spot. And you

16:46

can also look at how much that

16:48

house worth and looking at the report

16:51

here. And looking at the report here.

16:53

Yeah, so they're not doing too bad.

16:55

Well, they've got a lot of CCTV

16:57

footage that they're poring over to find

16:59

out who is a culprit. So... But

17:01

they're building the house, so they couldn't

17:04

tell who the culprit is yet. That's

17:06

true. And you've got to catch, I

17:08

think the idea is that you've got

17:10

to catch them on the job, as

17:12

it were, you can't just... You can't

17:14

assume? No, no, no. It's a tricky

17:16

one for people to, certainly for, certainly

17:19

for the council to prosecute, for the

17:21

council to prosecute, but certainly for the

17:23

council to prosecute, but certainly for the

17:25

council to prosecute, but... Yeah, guys, how's

17:27

it going? A champion? What do they

17:29

do to kill trees to get the

17:31

views? So a bit of a makeshift

17:34

thing that me and my mates come

17:36

up with when we're younger. You want

17:38

to get a 32 to 25 mil

17:40

speedball and plan that straight at the

17:42

base of the tree and the poor

17:44

probably some of your strongest plant killer

17:47

down that two to three weeks and

17:49

it'll be sorted. Jordan, what's a speedball?

17:51

Speedball. It's the drawer, a drawer, a

17:53

drawer, a drawer, a drawer, a drawer,

17:55

a drawer, a drawer, a drawer, a

17:57

drawer, a drawer, a drawer, okay. So

17:59

deep into the briefs. When you said

18:02

speed ball, then we all just went,

18:04

you're talking about, why would you put

18:06

drugs into a tree, Jordan? It's 100%

18:08

what we're all thinking about, what, we're

18:10

all thinking, what, we're all thinking about,

18:12

what, we're all thinking about, what, what,

18:14

why would you put drugs, Jordan. But.

18:17

When you get slightly bored, smart minds

18:19

tend to do slightly different stupid things.

18:21

Yep. All right, well, now we're just,

18:23

we're certainly not giving tips for people

18:25

how to kill trees. No. We're just

18:27

curious. I'm just curious. I've never knew

18:30

how to do it. I've got Alan

18:32

and Seven Hills. Oh, this is a

18:34

hotspot for killing Tracy. Good morning. Very

18:36

effective why I've found lately is if

18:38

you actually drill a hole in the

18:40

root or the stump of the tree,

18:42

you actually mix a degraiser with engine

18:45

oil. The degreezer is what will actually

18:47

kill the tree, but the oil will

18:49

act as a barrier to stop the

18:51

rain from washing the degreezer away. Wow!

18:53

You don't sound crazy at all, Al.

18:55

No, tree killers are very intelligent. Hopefully

18:57

the guy's got a permit for his

19:00

stuff that he's been doing. But you're

19:02

a gentle tree-loving killer because you're using

19:04

a lubricant as a way to get

19:06

in there. It's gentle. You've got to

19:08

process there, Alan. You've got to process

19:10

there, Alan. You've got to process there,

19:13

Alan. You've got to process there, Alan.

19:15

You've got a deft touch, Alan. You've

19:17

got a deft touch, Alan. I try

19:19

to be. Yeah, I guess lubricants help

19:21

you get it anywhere. Have you got

19:23

all your answers in your name? I

19:25

can't ask any more. You know what's

19:28

happening in the East and the sub

19:30

is they're doing it all wrong. You

19:32

need to go to Seven Hills where

19:34

they do it properly. You got a

19:36

gentle touch. You can't tell any truth.

19:38

This is the triple M. Whisper. Sydney's

19:40

biggest gossip segment, we had a great

19:43

one yesterday, Joey from Freshwater sent us

19:45

a message saying he was at the

19:47

gym and overheard someone in real estate,

19:49

talking about DCE's house was getting an

19:51

appraisal. And it's just getting better and

19:53

better, like legitimately in the last week

19:56

or so, don't you reckon, like the

19:58

whispers are coming in big and fast,

20:00

and they're really good and they're on

20:02

the money, but today's one is just

20:04

accelerated again, the double down is on.

20:06

Yeah, here is the double down is

20:08

on. Yeah, here, here, here, here is

20:11

on, the double down is on, the

20:13

double down is on, the double down

20:15

is on, the double down is on.

20:17

and are willing to pay by throwing

20:19

a Jackson Hastings swap. Oh, so that's

20:21

an anonymous person that's messaged us in

20:23

the dams. I've got to tell you

20:26

guys, I'll go to tell you a

20:28

second, all right? I was told about

20:30

this whisper yesterday afternoon, and I was

20:32

told that I could not tell you

20:34

guys, because they wanted, the producers here,

20:36

Triple M, wanted me to do some

20:39

deep diving, ring a couple of j-

20:41

and just to find out if this

20:43

was true. Did you hear, was he

20:45

through Triple M or through the, you

20:47

know, through the station somehow or connects

20:49

through here or did you hear it

20:51

externally from the station? So what I

20:54

did, right, the producers told me about

20:56

the whisper, and then I've went and

20:58

externally outsourced, I've spoke to a couple

21:00

of journals. Okay. I can confirm that

21:02

this whisper is true. Really? So they

21:04

would love to do a swap right

21:06

now, but, but, boom! The only problem

21:09

is parameter don't want Hastings don't want

21:11

Hastings. So Jackson Hastings is on about

21:13

$800,000 a year, dealing Brown's on about

21:15

$900, and as you said in the

21:17

whisper that they'd be willing to throw

21:19

some money on top as well, but

21:22

I confirm what it is, the problem

21:24

is they don't want Jackson Hastings. So

21:26

who, is there another swap? Well, there's

21:28

still, there's a little bit of talk

21:30

in their camp is that they want

21:32

to wait for Mitchell Moses to come

21:34

back. So they've got Dean Hawkins and

21:37

Mitchell Moses that could be a combination.

21:39

Now they've got Dylan Walker from New

21:41

Zealand Warriors which helps straighten up their

21:43

attack. They've got a bit more confidence

21:45

in the halves there, but they're just

21:47

waiting to see what other opportunities there

21:49

are with Newcastle that they could explore.

21:52

Oh, that's good. I know and the

21:54

fact that someone, a listener, has sent

21:56

that anonymously on our DEMs ahead of

21:58

the curve is unreal. That's unbelievable. Thank

22:00

you very much to Wayne Bennett who

22:02

sent that through anonymously. Well, once again,

22:05

we'll open the prize cupboard for whoever

22:07

anonymous is that sent that through because

22:09

it did make it on air. You

22:11

can contribute to our triple M whisper

22:13

on the DEMs on Instagram just go

22:15

to triple M breakfast. Yesterday we're in

22:17

the office and for some reason we're

22:20

talking about first cars and we know

22:22

talking about the fact that cars have

22:24

changed so much mirrors now and no

22:26

longer you know just a mirror they're

22:28

articulated and they've got electronics in them

22:30

and stuff like that we're just talking

22:32

about cars and then somehow the conversation

22:35

swung around as it would in the

22:37

workplace to worst car that you've ever

22:39

had adult cuddles in very specifically what

22:41

is the worst car like I want

22:43

to actually throw it open as a

22:45

competition almost no as a direct competition

22:48

one triple three five three is the

22:50

idea of who's had adult cuddles in

22:52

the worst vehicle okay the worst vehicle

22:54

i reckon i could start and see

22:56

if you can trump me okay go

22:58

a metallic mint diehatsu charade wow wow

23:00

Being seen in that is bad enough.

23:03

Really? It is. You know, and worst

23:05

part, I'd borrowed it from the neighbours.

23:07

So it wasn't even my car. I

23:09

know. You were that horny? No, no!

23:11

Jesus! I was... I need your car!

23:13

I need your car! The other case

23:15

for the charade! For six months! Because

23:18

I didn't have a car! Six minutes!

23:20

Six minutes or six months! What is

23:22

he a robot? Six minutes jaw? What

23:24

is it right? Six months in there?

23:26

What are they feeding you through the

23:28

window? It's got some stamina, a big

23:31

boy. Oh my God. Oh my God.

23:33

Oh, this sex raid, you can't leave

23:35

it. It's funny, I had my mum's

23:37

corolla. Toyota Corolla? What year? What year,

23:39

Corolla? I think it was like a

23:41

91 and had a big exhaust, big

23:43

muffler on it. Oh, the shutters. Did

23:46

you do that? Were you inside the

23:48

car or did you actually have to

23:50

have somebody on the inside and you

23:52

actually had to be on the outside

23:54

of the car? So you sort of

23:56

got a folder seat down and move

23:58

one back as far as... It's like

24:01

Tetris, a game of Tetris trying to

24:03

fit yourself in there. Cut out a

24:05

sun roof and enter from the top

24:07

like mission impossible. And then cramps kick

24:09

in. Oh and then the handbrake, someone

24:11

ends up with that up the jack.

24:14

My God. And I got it, it

24:16

was a menu card too, so it

24:18

was two's. Oh, oh, oh, geez, yes.

24:20

Dublin de car. This conversation has gone

24:22

on. Why? Why are it? You haven't

24:24

contributed yet? Okay. Asking myself, what is

24:26

the worst car you've had adult cuddles

24:29

in? I will confess that when I

24:31

was a young biker teenager, I had

24:33

adult cuddles in a Datsun. 120 Y,

24:35

which was like a beetle bug. It

24:37

was tiny. I had a 1.2 lit

24:39

a motor, like an absolute... bomb of

24:41

a car and had relations with a

24:44

young woman who was a headdress. I

24:46

don't know what was Lorraine playing with

24:48

your hair. Totally unnecessary details. You never

24:50

do that. It was an Adelaide. It's

24:52

no need for that. And she's great

24:54

with her hands. You're going to give

24:57

us her last name too? Is it

24:59

a curling wanding me? speaking for myself

25:01

but anyway hmm one triple three five

25:03

three can you name a worse car

25:05

than that Lisa and Earl would my

25:07

very first car it's a zooky mighty

25:09

boy oh they're tiny right they are

25:12

tiny did it have any fit one

25:14

in a normal car yeah did it

25:16

have any special mods uh no just

25:18

wheels but no than that it was

25:20

just black with red stripes was great

25:22

did you accidentally kick out talking about

25:24

the car I mean That was not

25:27

quite. Lisa now has racing stripes. She's

25:29

got old. That was unfair but also

25:31

true. Thanks very much for your call.

25:33

This is a piggy mighty boy. My

25:35

God, they're not around anymore, but Lisa

25:37

still isn't. That's the important thing. Mark,

25:40

in Springfield, good morning. Good day. Merrick,

25:42

mate, I had a 68 Mini. With

25:44

rubber floor mats, one of the new

25:46

positions I put my foot straight through

25:48

the floor. Oh my god. Could only

25:50

have been better if it was the

25:52

69, but you know, you probably covered

25:55

that anyway. God, you'd have to play

25:57

jenga in a mini. How hard was

25:59

he going to put his foot through

26:01

the floor? No. I didn't know that

26:03

it was there, but I swapped the

26:05

car with my uncle for a Falcon

26:08

X plane. which I regret. Oh mate,

26:10

you've freed Plinstone yourself into that car,

26:12

well done. You never do! Jess! Jess!

26:14

Unbelievable! Jess and Gregory

26:16

Hills! What was

26:18

the worst car?

26:20

Hello Jess, what's

26:22

the worst car

26:24

you've had adult

26:26

cuddles in? They do? They do?

26:29

Yeah, they don't even make them anymore.

26:31

No, they stop making them after

26:33

you made love in them. That's

26:35

it. They shut the book after

26:38

that, Jess. They've said they've done

26:40

everything. A day we learnos. I

26:42

remember them. They were kind of

26:44

like a small compact, weren't

26:46

they? Yeah, like a

26:48

little sedan. 400,000 kilometers

26:50

on the meter like he was.

26:52

What about the car, Jess? How

26:54

many kilometers are that now? Oh

26:56

dear. Oh my god, I don't

26:58

know. I am on five, yes.

27:01

Oh, let's go to Dan from

27:03

Avalon Beach. Hello Dan.

27:05

A triumphed Toledo, turquoise

27:07

blue color. Triumphed Toledo.

27:10

So yeah, what's that? This before

27:12

a stag, or is after

27:14

the triump stag? Oh, I

27:16

don't know, they're both ugly.

27:18

Yeah they are. It's up these days.

27:20

Yeah, turquoise blue. That's not exactly a

27:23

passionate colour, is it? No, no it's

27:25

not. Okay, when was this Dan? Can

27:27

you tell us exactly when this was?

27:29

Oh God. I know, a long long

27:32

time ago. Yeah, a better, early

27:34

80s, mid 80s. Yeah, since you

27:36

said triumph, they haven't made cars

27:39

for a long time, so. Probably.

27:41

No, not probably, mate, they haven't.

27:44

I know, mate, I know, mate,

27:46

I know, you're up in Avalon

27:48

and it's a little bit sheltered

27:51

up there, but seriously, you've got

27:53

to leave the insular

27:55

peninsula. Good morning,

27:57

all right, what's the, what's the...

28:00

worst car that you've had at

28:02

all cobbles in. Okay, a early

28:04

80s model Suzuki Sierra, bright yellow,

28:06

one leader, went like a rocket.

28:08

My husband was six, would six.

28:10

Oh, no! What's his height? Oh.

28:12

All right, stop. Watch all the

28:14

best bits of Bo Ryan and

28:16

Woodsey on Instagram. Follow a triple

28:18

M Instagram. NRL Magic Ground flavoured

28:20

by Arnett Shapes is returning to

28:22

Brisbane. Oh yeah! Catch all the

28:24

action while enjoying the flavour of

28:27

Footie! Arnett Shapes! So these difference

28:29

between myth and magic? It's impossible

28:31

to separate. Triple M. Breakfast's myth

28:33

or magic? This is fantastic. Tickets

28:35

to magic round. You've got everything

28:37

including spending money. Would you talk

28:39

about, you'll probably come back a

28:41

profit. Do you come back with

28:43

more money? Exactly. Honestly, particularly if

28:45

you put it on the pokies.

28:47

No, I'm kidding. You can do

28:49

it. Airport transfer, spending money, accommodation,

28:51

fights, the whole lot. All we

28:53

have to do is decipher whether

28:55

or myth. Right, so if it's

28:57

magic, can you believe it? Take

29:00

it. If you think it's a

29:02

myth, call it out. Cat, you've

29:04

got this one today. I do,

29:06

and I've got Matt from Cronulla

29:08

waiting on the line. Hello Matt?

29:10

Matt? Matti! You always see you

29:12

going. No way, brother. All right,

29:14

here we go. Magical Myth, mate.

29:16

Here we do it. Okay, so

29:18

we're a big fishing family. My

29:20

dad loves game fishing. So I

29:22

grew up around in Newport, dad

29:24

would come in and it was

29:26

in the 80s and 90s where

29:28

you could roll in and sharks

29:30

would literally be whatever anyone caught

29:33

that was part of the competition

29:35

was hung from you know the

29:37

weighing scales in Newport. And so

29:39

we would eagerly await dad. That

29:41

was the best thing on a

29:43

Saturday is we in the evening

29:45

we'd all as a family go

29:47

down there and wait and see

29:49

what dad brought dad brought back.

29:51

on his fishing boat. And one

29:53

particular day, Dad actually caught a

29:55

world record shark. A world record

29:57

shark. What type of shark? It's

29:59

a whale of shark. It's called

30:01

a silky. And they're not massive

30:03

sharks, so they don't get to

30:06

the size of like a great

30:08

white. But it was 346 kilograms

30:10

on a 15 kilo line. That's

30:12

massive. And funny thing about it,

30:14

the rules, how it works, is

30:16

say there's five or six of

30:18

them on the boat, dad's a

30:20

skipper, so he's always going to

30:22

get the credit for whatever they

30:24

bring back. And so there's you,

30:26

it's sort of like, they'd have

30:28

ping pong balls in a, this

30:30

makes it sound weird, but in

30:32

a cup, and so to the

30:34

side, you know, to the side.

30:36

You said Newport. And I think

30:39

puket. Or pink pong balls. The

30:41

ping pong balls had numbers on

30:43

them for how many people were

30:45

on the boat. And so you,

30:47

that would be your turn. So

30:49

if you get a hit. So

30:51

sometimes if you're six in line

30:53

you might not be on a

30:55

hit at all during the day

30:57

because you're out deep sea. So

30:59

old Stumpy was he was get

31:01

a he'd get a bit seasick

31:03

and he'd sleep in the boats

31:05

galley. And you hear this sound

31:07

as soon as a shark's on

31:09

like this real. The real. He

31:12

was number six ping pong ball.

31:14

He heard that sound. He was

31:16

asleep in the gully. He ran

31:18

out, grabbed the rod. which was

31:20

the first hit they had. And

31:22

once you touch that rod, no

31:24

one else is allowed to touch

31:26

it. Otherwise, you're disqualified. Good old

31:28

Stumpy. So Stumpy's gotten on the

31:30

hit. And so the guy that

31:32

was obviously the first ping pong

31:34

ball, he's like, what the hell,

31:36

Stumpy? You know, now I can't

31:38

touch the rod. He's realed in

31:40

this world record shark. Stumpy. for

31:42

a silky, 346 kilograms. Well, Maddie,

31:45

you're from Cranella, mate, you know

31:47

more about the sharks than most,

31:49

surely. Oh, I'm going to say...

31:51

What? Yeah, but I'm going to

31:53

say... It's a myth. Oh, Maddie,

31:55

I think that's a... Oh, are

31:57

you sure? I'm gonna give you

31:59

one more chance. Maddie, that's the

32:01

most obvious magic story. Look at,

32:03

we've all got goosebumps and you're

32:05

calling out myth. I can hear

32:07

the producers through the glass. I'm

32:09

going to give you one more

32:11

chance, Maddie. Oh my god, I

32:13

can't believe I got that! Oh

32:15

my god, man, you're like stumpy,

32:18

you just hold it in of

32:20

somebody else's work! Stolen someone else's

32:22

ping pong ball and gotten it

32:24

wrong! Yes! Lucky man! Lucky! Woodsy's

32:26

sports report. I'm going to say

32:28

disappointing around this round Woodsy with

32:30

the NRL because of one reason.

32:32

Oh, massively disappointed. So let me

32:34

just talk to you about it

32:36

all right. There is no games

32:38

in Sydney this weekend. That's it.

32:40

So no games at all. There's

32:42

not one. I'll run in Philly.

32:44

Dolphins play the Panthers at Suncorp.

32:46

Dragons play Titans at Wollongong. Broncos,

32:49

Roost as Suncorp, Sharks and Eagles

32:51

and Rabbitos and Cowboys have a

32:53

double header in Perth. The Eagles

32:55

taking the game against the Raiders

32:57

to Darwin, Storm v. Warriors in

32:59

Melbourne and the Knights v Tigers

33:01

up at Newcastle. I think these

33:03

are all great games. Get amongst

33:05

them, particularly those games in Perth,

33:07

I think is good for the

33:09

game. Having a game in Darwin

33:11

is fantastic as well, but having

33:13

not one on games. But can

33:15

I say on school holidays? It

33:17

is school that was my next

33:19

point. That was my next point.

33:22

And the other thing is my

33:24

next point. AFL are having they

33:26

gather around in Adelaide as well,

33:28

so there's no AFL games in

33:30

Sydney, which is quite remarkable. We're

33:32

not even going to go up

33:34

against them here in Sydney this

33:36

week. But then the West Tigers

33:38

have played the Newcastle Knights in

33:40

round one, and they're playing them

33:42

again in around six. Yeah, that's

33:44

a weird schedule. It just doesn't

33:46

make any sense to me, don't

33:48

you think? It seems too short.

33:50

Like after six rounds, you want

33:52

to see if they can, you

33:55

know, you know, roll. the nights

33:57

and see if they've had a

33:59

bit of growth. That's a good

34:01

measure, but typically you'd like to

34:03

see it a bit later in

34:05

the season. But the fact is

34:07

that there is not a single

34:09

game of Fuddion this weekend in

34:11

Sydney is insane. That is insane.

34:13

It feels like it's missing an

34:15

opportunity. Do they sell out in

34:17

Perth? Out of interest, do you

34:19

know that? I think it's more

34:21

the Perth government giving us a

34:23

lot of money. Right, gotcha. But

34:25

the thing is, if you want

34:28

to go watch some sport in

34:30

Sydney, you can go to the

34:32

Warriors, house on Friday night, you

34:34

can go clap them on because

34:36

we know they don't yell those

34:38

games. No, no yelling, please. Sydney

34:40

FC. Gentle clapping. And the Western

34:42

City Wanderers, Sydney, are paying. This

34:46

week is your last chance last time we're

34:48

doing it until you did mention it for

34:50

goes really really well We might bring it

34:53

back later, but it's gonna be around for

34:55

years So that's exactly it's a wonderful incentive

34:57

though to have your tolls paid for for

34:59

the entire year by us Absolutely owning it.

35:02

So basically we open up this whole gates

35:04

you flood in now we it was a

35:06

Originally it was like tells where you're traveling

35:08

from and to and what tolls are on

35:11

then we just reduce that back to just

35:13

say hello Just say say something just and

35:15

they say something. Oh today. I'll accept heavy

35:18

breathing as a response. We can hear you

35:20

breathing and we know you're alive and you've

35:22

got a heartbeat you could be in it.

35:24

No, it's just a quick chat. That's all

35:27

we have to do because we do want

35:29

to cycle through as many as we can.

35:31

Yes, let's go. Some people want to play

35:33

delay tactics, but let's see how many we

35:36

can get through the toll gates. All right,

35:38

you ready? Let's open the toll booth now.

35:40

Andrew and Richmond, good morning! Hey,

35:43

Miss Cannon, what's he? You know

35:45

who? Yeah, you know who? Yeah,

35:47

you're in the drawer. You got

35:49

there? Well, I Jim, let's get

35:52

to Matt and Orban. Hello, mate.

35:54

Maddy. Yeah, I'd like to see

35:56

you delivered a time while I'm

35:59

sitting. Oh, Maddie. Go on here,

36:01

Maddie. Let's get to Vicky and

36:03

Meni. Good morning, good morning, Vicky.

36:06

You are in the running. Let's

36:08

get to Kevin Campbelltown Yeah, good

36:10

mate you are in the running

36:12

park Yeah, good mate you are

36:15

in the running as well. Let's

36:17

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36:19

guys morning, mate. Let's get to

36:22

Natasha Windsor quickly You

36:27

dropped out but you came back just in time.

36:29

Well done. Tash you got there? Well done. Big

36:31

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36:33

Going out and getting some turf laid or torn

36:35

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36:37

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36:39

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36:41

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38:21

Buster had his first full game over

38:24

the weekend. How was it? He did,

38:26

Kat. It was quite an eventful 24

38:28

hours from Friday to Friday. That he

38:30

could play. which got knocked back, got

38:32

told about Friday night at about 6.37

38:34

o'clock. So what happened was tough. It

38:36

was tough on him, and it was

38:38

so hard, it was so late because

38:40

I couldn't ask questions why and whatnot.

38:43

So the Under 7s were playing in

38:45

a different ground, the Under 6s, we

38:47

rock up the Under 6s game, Buster

38:49

sees his teammates, which he doesn't really

38:51

know, and he was quite upset at

38:53

the time, and I just said, look,

38:55

look, just for this week, let's for

38:57

this week, let's just for this week,

39:00

let's just for this week, let's just

39:02

for this, let's just for the rules,

39:04

just for the rules, just for the

39:06

rules, let's just do it, just do

39:08

it, just do it, just do it,

39:10

just do it, just do it, just

39:12

do it, just, just do it, just

39:14

do it, just do it, just do

39:16

it, just do it, just do it,

39:19

just do it, just do it, just

39:21

do it, He just did not want

39:23

to be there. And enter Big Beck.

39:25

Big Beck for the people listening is

39:27

my mother, which is Buster's grandmother. This

39:29

is the lady that made me play

39:31

a game of rugby league against the

39:33

best side growing up. They were unbeatable.

39:36

I had pneumonia and she told me,

39:38

get out there, you cat. So this

39:40

is my mother. I'm going to guess

39:42

that was censored. Very censored, I might

39:44

say. So, buses out there. He's a

39:46

kid that doesn't know any of any

39:48

of these boys. does not want to

39:50

get involved in the game one single

39:52

bit, because it doesn't know who they

39:55

are. Big Beck, who's wearing some speed

39:57

dealers in a Nike track suit, is

39:59

pacing up and down the sideline and

40:01

absolutely getting stuck in the bus to

40:03

hurry up, get involved, get in this,

40:05

do this. This pork, I go mum,

40:07

this poor kid's five years old. So

40:09

from that moment, it was probably second

40:12

quarter, I give it a ristle and

40:14

said, don't come back, you are barred

40:16

from my young blokes. I have to

40:18

do. There's no need to carry on.

40:20

The kid's six years old. He's trying

40:22

to have a good time. She has

40:24

been risk-old. And the worst thing is,

40:26

she goes to me, I can find

40:28

out the draw, it's online. So she's

40:31

going to be rocking up this week

40:33

and I'm just going to be... So

40:35

wherever she stands, I'll be on the

40:37

opposite end of the field. Wow. She

40:39

should have seen my fight a bad

40:41

game going up with his, the last

40:43

thing I wanted to do was hop

40:45

in the car with her on the

40:48

way home. She leaned on the fence,

40:50

did she get on the fence? Right

40:52

on it, mate, right on it, mate.

40:54

Right on it, right to the line.

40:56

And the problem is, at these kids

40:58

grounds mers, it's not fancy, it's one

41:00

tiny, it's one tiny, it's, it's one

41:02

tiny little, at these kids grounds mers,

41:04

it's, it's one tiny, it's one tiny,

41:07

it's one tiny little rope, it's one

41:09

tiny little rope, it's one tiny little

41:11

rope, it, it's one tiny little, it's

41:13

one tiny little, it's one tiny little,

41:15

it, it's one tiny little, it, it's

41:17

one tiny little, it's one tiny little,

41:19

it, it's one tiny little, it, it,

41:21

it's one tiny little, it, it's one

41:24

tiny little, it, it's one tiny little,

41:26

it, it, I argued that that's encouragement

41:28

and it's also to its family. Does

41:30

she yell at other kids? She didn't

41:32

this week because she didn't know the

41:34

names. As soon as she learns, Aaron

41:36

for a hiding. I think the under

41:38

sevens breathe a slight relief when they

41:40

realize Buster wasn't playing that game. I

41:43

know he's big big big. Yeah, he

41:45

comes in and he goes with a

41:47

week dollars. How good is it we

41:49

can have some fun this week? Amazing.

41:51

I love the thought of grandparents being

41:53

banned. Have you had a grandparent band?

41:55

So not from sport. My grandparents were

41:57

no longer with us, but my grandpa

42:00

got banned from a nursing home. What?

42:02

That's what they belong, really? I know,

42:04

I know. My dad will probably hate

42:06

me telling this story, but he, um...

42:08

My grandpa had already passed, but he

42:10

did numerous things. Once he ran his

42:12

mobility scooter through the hedge, but another

42:14

time he was getting a sponge bath

42:17

from the nurse and just politely inquired

42:19

whether she'd like to move the sponge

42:21

a little lower. Oh, yeah. So they

42:23

got a band for that. So they

42:25

had to move. You get a warning.

42:27

I think he'd had a few warnings

42:29

for the things. Yeah. So I think

42:31

it was a final warning. Getting banned

42:33

when you're... a retiree getting banned from

42:36

a retirement home is like the Gold

42:38

Coast banning net catters. Yeah. What are

42:40

we doing now? I love the idea

42:42

of pension as being banned. Yeah, one

42:44

triple 3553. Let's chuck it out there.

42:46

Have your grandparents been banned from something?

42:48

Michael in Cronulla. Hello, team. How are

42:50

you? Very good. That's good. My grandfather

42:53

got him and myself banned for two

42:55

years from a national golf tournament that

42:57

I played in as a kid that

42:59

used to caddy for me. Oh hang

43:01

on, whoa, hang on a second, you

43:03

were playing in a golf tournament, your

43:05

grandpa was the caddy and you got

43:07

banned for two years? Correct, so he

43:09

couldn't walk in the end because of

43:12

a passage disease, so he used to

43:14

drive a golf cart and follow me

43:16

around, still passionate, playing match play. and

43:18

I was up two strikes or two

43:20

holes coming up on the 16th and

43:22

he accidentally parked his golf carton but

43:24

with the other legs ball in the

43:26

rough. So the other boy couldn't find

43:29

the ball and obviously then consummately shook

43:31

my hand and gave me the match

43:33

which is a quarter final match and

43:35

they appealed the decision saying he deliberately

43:37

parked there and hit the ball and

43:39

I've been it. He did and he

43:41

deserved it Michael. Your grandfather's a cheat.

43:43

You don't accidentally parking another person's ball

43:45

like that. He's a beautiful old English

43:48

gentleman, he wouldn't do things like that.

43:50

Oh, he would. He's a dog. He's

43:52

a pom, of course he would. Michael,

43:54

thanks you call. And also too, sorry

43:56

for calling your grandfather a dog. That's

43:58

all right. But he really is. Oh

44:00

no, he's not. Patrick and Carlton, good

44:02

morning. Good morning. All right, mate. Your

44:05

grandfather's been banned from something? Yeah, back

44:07

in the day, my grandfather was a

44:09

regular at the Apia Club in Sydney.

44:11

which is apparently popular with elderly Italians.

44:13

And apparently they have a regular band

44:15

on the place on the weekends and

44:17

that and they all like to dance

44:19

and stuff like that. Anyway, the old

44:21

band got kicked and the new band

44:24

came. My grandfather hated him so much,

44:26

jumped up on stage, grabbed a microphone,

44:28

it was granted over about how much.

44:30

I got back, basically for heckling a

44:32

band. Yeah. At an Italian club. Yeah.

44:34

He's a special unit. That's amazing. That's

44:36

hard work. Up your club. Geez. Give

44:38

yourself one. Tony in Borkam Hills. What

44:41

did your was it your grandfather that

44:43

got banned from somewhere? Oh, it was

44:45

actually my dad, but he He was

44:47

retired and everything in time. He was

44:49

quite a religious guy used to go

44:51

to church every week And he volunteered

44:53

to drive some of the other old

44:55

people who didn't have transport to church

44:57

and that sort of thing And one

45:00

day he's parked out the front the

45:02

old ladies got out He's taken off

45:04

and his clip done knocked her over

45:06

and like she ended up pretty badly

45:08

hurt and he got a he got

45:10

a band from that from the priest.

45:12

What? Wow, for running over one of

45:14

the... For giving. Yes. for running over

45:17

a pensioner he got a ban from

45:19

the church I thought that the church

45:21

was about forgiveness I thought you went

45:23

there for forgiveness just from just from

45:25

driving pensioners the other pensioners the other

45:27

pensioners because I was going to say

45:29

the whole idea of driving pensions because

45:31

I was going to say it's like

45:33

the whole idea of driving your card

45:36

to church where you get forgives it's

45:38

kind of like a drive-through action there

45:40

you know it's like a question Tony

45:42

will God forgive him no Nope. Greeks

45:44

can go from tragedy to sitcom to

45:46

horror movie in the blink of an

45:48

eye. I want some people call a

45:50

woman of a certain age. It's respectful

45:53

and insulting at the same time. Please

45:55

welcome to triple-in. Mary, who's this? Mary,

45:57

great to see. First time this year,

45:59

I think it is. We've missed you

46:01

in here. I was a regular. I've

46:03

been waiting for the call. You look

46:05

fantastic. You look fantastic. Are you just,

46:07

are you dousing yourself? in pure virgin

46:09

olive oil and just letting it soak

46:12

into your skin. Yes, yes, it is

46:14

my version of Diddy's body oil. No,

46:16

I'm joking. That is not true. But

46:18

I ingest it. You know, like you,

46:20

I was just looking at you, you

46:22

look unbelievable. For a guy who is

46:24

so pro-wine and you are so lean

46:26

and fit at the same time, there

46:29

must be like some sort of, you

46:31

know, psychotic, two sides. Number one, it's

46:33

the antioxidants and wine that is good

46:35

for me. The only thing too is

46:37

I have a lot of injections in

46:39

my face. So that's why, that's why,

46:41

yeah, it's why I'm always smiling, because

46:43

I can't frown. I notice that your

46:45

face didn't move, neither did your arms

46:48

weirdly. I'm just dangling where? I was

46:50

like, what's up with that? Yeah, I've

46:52

had a small seizure in so much

46:54

of Australian comedy. How do you feel

46:56

when you see youngsters now on YouTube

46:58

popping up and having a little bit

47:00

of a crack? What's your thoughts as

47:02

a veteran? Look, I like it. I

47:05

would have expected a lot more of

47:07

that when we first came up with,

47:09

you know, the boys and walks out

47:11

of work in a cropless. I would

47:13

have expected the floodgates to have opened

47:15

then, but there was no avenue for

47:17

them to do that. So unless you

47:19

were trained or obsessed. you couldn't sort

47:21

of muck around in the public space.

47:24

And you know, stand-up's not a great,

47:26

I mean, not that we did or

47:28

we did theater, and then I've sort

47:30

of segueed into stand-up more so. It's

47:32

not a great place to go and

47:34

fail. You know, like you literally do

47:36

die, a part of you dies every

47:38

time. And if you're not good at

47:41

it, I think you would just die

47:43

once and think, oh yeah, I mean,

47:45

you have to be cat-like and die

47:47

many, many, many times before you're able

47:49

to sort of scale it. So I'm

47:51

always excited when I meet young talent.

47:53

I mean, I feel a bit sort

47:55

of lecherous because I do sniff around

47:57

young talent a lot. Have you come

48:00

around young talent a lot? I love

48:02

them. And Mary, what about yourself? How

48:04

different is it from when you first

48:06

started with Effie to now when you

48:08

do your stand-up shows? Is it different

48:10

the way you got to write them

48:12

now with obviously with the workness that

48:14

we know we talk about? Do you

48:17

find it harder to do the stand-up

48:19

now? No, I'm a bit like Maryk

48:21

like that. There's two parts of me

48:23

that pushes right to the edge and

48:25

I love that because that that I

48:27

mean you've got to put relevant stuff

48:29

out there and you've I really love

48:31

tension. Because then comedy, the laugh just

48:33

releases the tension, right? So that's the

48:36

whole dynamic there. But look, Effie will

48:38

always talk about the evergreen things, you

48:40

know, sex, fidelity, money. Family. Do you

48:42

ever mention family? Family, I mentioned family,

48:44

but they're a bit, you know, all

48:46

the time. Not as much as I

48:48

used to. Like family now, it's just

48:50

like, oh my God, they're getting old.

48:53

What are you going to do? You

48:55

know, you know, constipation. My father-in-law rings

48:57

me. Mary, I'm in trouble. Yes, they

48:59

faced him. I gave him some Chinese

49:01

tea. I said, do not leave the

49:03

house, whatever you do. He was so

49:05

happy. I was at a friend's house.

49:07

He's face-time. I feel so good, Mary.

49:09

I feel so good. Yeah, it's not

49:12

a... great comedy in that. I think

49:14

it conjurbs too many, too many pictures.

49:16

My mother had the same issue years

49:18

ago and I said, she goes, me,

49:20

I can't go to the toilet. I

49:22

don't know what's wrong with me. It's

49:24

been dies. And I said, all right,

49:26

the Chinese have got an answer for

49:29

everything. I'm going to go get some

49:31

tea. do not leave the house. The

49:33

instructions were very simple. And she goes,

49:35

oh, don't worry, I'm not going nowhere.

49:37

Anyway, the next day she has to

49:39

tea the night before she wakes up

49:41

and she gets a call from one

49:43

of her best friends that, you know,

49:46

that the best friend's brother had died

49:48

and in the Greek culture, you go

49:50

to the house immediately to support and

49:52

cry all that. She said, what did

49:54

you do to me? I was on

49:56

the freeway and I redecorated the bathroom.

49:58

Oh! She pro-hearted the bathroom, I think.

50:00

New wallpaper, but just in the toilet.

50:02

Oh, my ground won. Oh, real. Hey,

50:05

Mary, we're going to get to your

50:07

show, Up Yourselfness Next, and I believe

50:09

you have also brought in your friend

50:11

Effie with us as well. I do.

50:13

We travel as a double-act. Hello, good,

50:15

thanks. Effie here, do it Fred. I

50:17

know what you're thinking. Wow, and you're

50:19

right, I'm hot. Go home, they can't

50:22

be out in a minute. Don't tell

50:24

me what to do. I'll be waiting

50:26

in the car, you've got one minute.

50:28

Let's get out before my hair gets

50:30

flat. Oh, Effie, great to have you

50:32

back. We were just chatting to your

50:34

mate, Mary Custis, and it is wonderful

50:36

to see you once again on Triple

50:38

M. You know, everything's there from the

50:41

past to the bogans to the, you

50:43

know, it's just it's guttural stuff. I

50:45

love it. It's blokes. I'd love to

50:47

ask you a question. How's the love

50:49

life? Are you still single? No, married.

50:51

Oh, I got married a few years

50:53

back. Really? Yeah, yeah. Well, I waited

50:55

long enough, didn't I? Pressure from the

50:58

family, I think. I know what I'm

51:00

saying, no dumption, no nothing. And you

51:02

know, the clock was ticking. And I'd

51:04

been picky for a lifetime and I

51:06

had every right to be and then

51:08

suddenly overnight, a bit like daylight savings,

51:10

I tipped over into desperate. Oh! Just

51:12

like that. Now you've got a new

51:14

show, Effie, Up Yourselfness. What's this show

51:17

about? It's about political correctness. It's about

51:19

the bitch fight between political correctness and

51:21

freedom of speech. you know, so because

51:23

we all know everyone's got to be

51:25

paranoid these days otherwise you're not alive.

51:27

But didn't the Greeks essentially create democracy

51:29

in there for freedom of speech? Would

51:31

you argue that? I bet you can

51:34

argue that I bet you can argue

51:36

that. I argue both sides of the

51:38

argument. I always like to say I've

51:40

got a butt cheek on each side

51:42

of the fence. Actually more like half

51:44

on one and then one and a

51:46

half on the other. I am pro

51:48

free speech because I think You've got

51:50

to allow human beings to be human.

51:53

You know, we're not well trained. Canines,

51:55

aren't we? No, no. You know, we

51:57

should look at intention rather than words.

51:59

Well, if Effie was Prime Minister for

52:01

one day, what would be the first

52:03

law you would pass? No, more cash,

52:05

wouldn't you? Wouldn't you just die for

52:07

a bit more cash? Yeah, wouldn't you

52:10

just die for a bit more cash?

52:12

Print cash. Yeah, print more cash. That's

52:14

never been the wrong way to do

52:16

it. Yeah, I just think that there's

52:18

your Greek super. I'm known for being

52:20

honest. That's my brand, isn't it? I'm

52:22

never mean. You know, occasionally we're all

52:24

clumsy, aren't we? We say something doesn't

52:26

quite land, you know. But no, I

52:29

love everyone. I'm very universally open-minded, you

52:31

know. How do you think a philosopher

52:33

like Socrates would view? Effie. I think

52:35

he'd like me because I sit there

52:37

and I am talking to the community

52:39

just as they did, didn't they? And

52:41

they were just like, you know, philosophical

52:43

journalists. They just kept asking another question,

52:46

another question, another question in order to

52:48

get to the truth a bit like

52:50

an onion. You just keep peeling it

52:52

back there. And yeah, sometimes you're going

52:54

to boil your eyes out. you know,

52:56

when you're peeling back that onion, but

52:58

you'll get to a core of something.

53:00

And I think at the core of

53:02

us, we all stink. No, I'm not

53:05

going to say that. But we're all

53:07

human. We're all human. And everyone has

53:09

a right to party, as the Beastie

53:11

Boy said. That's true. They did so.

53:13

They've got philosophers, they were. They were

53:15

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