Our long national nightmare is over! Or rather, the 2 weeks that elapsed since part 1 of John Martin’s return appearance. Part 2 comes back to double-tap the questions section, where we hear me rail against the robot uprising (via bathroom sinks) and lament the awkwardness of public toilets before we go back to a time before the internet when you just had to be wrong until someone proved otherwise. Then, in an Up Top first, we place a live phone call to John’s husband to verify the identity of a gay icon. Next up is the Up Top Quiz, thanks to John with an assist by Alanis Morissette, and a fill-in-the-blank that outs me as a Barbra Streisand dumb dumb.This episode is not sponsored by fake bottles of alcohol.