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Hello and welcome to
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another episode of Radio
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Warner. The day today
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is April 3rd 2025
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and this is episode
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513. I am the
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co-host Mark Ames in
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Western New York near
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the Canadian border near
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the shores of Lake Ontario.
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I'm telling you it's
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going to be renamed.
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It's gonna happen, gonna
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do it. And I'm
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on the line with
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the Warner, John Dolan,
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A.K. Gary Bretcher in
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transit on his way
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to Mexico, but you're
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still in Italy, right, John?
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Yeah, I'm on the outskirts
1:05
of Rome. We had to book
1:07
a place after I
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got injured. Nothing serious,
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but I was laid up for
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a while. The amazing
1:16
thing to me is how perfect
1:18
the Italian countryside looks.
1:21
It looks like it
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still has a few
1:25
giant Latifundi worked by
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slaves, except they don't
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have slaves anymore. They
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have like automatic mowers.
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And we have with
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us, let's get right to
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our guest, we have with us
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a longtime friend of the show.
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Dan Beckner, Dan of the
1:45
great band Wolf Parade, and
1:47
also had a great podcast,
1:50
which I guess is in
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temporary suspension. I'm
1:54
not sure, the bottleman. It's
1:57
in cold stasis right
1:59
now. Okay. political forces rearranged
2:01
themselves. Cryogenically frozen, like Disney's
2:04
brain, ahead or something? Like
2:06
Ripley at the end of
2:09
Alien will be extracted
2:11
in 54 years. Dan, first
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of all, welcome to the
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show, glad to have
2:18
you here. Glad to be here.
2:20
We're gonna be discussing Canada
2:23
today. We did an episode
2:25
on Greenland, which is. primary
2:27
target number one of the
2:30
Trump imperial presidency
2:32
and Canada appears to
2:34
be another potential target at
2:37
least the Canadians from what
2:39
I've heard from Canadians like
2:41
in big media outlets
2:43
and stuff like it like they're
2:46
they take it very seriously
2:48
there Trump's threats. I mean
2:50
I guess you have to
2:52
given America's size and craziness.
2:54
I think we'll figure out on this
2:56
show, like as we go through all
2:59
of this, I think we're going to
3:01
realize that Canada is both overly
3:03
terrified of the United States
3:05
and at the same time underestimates
3:07
how absolutely fucked our
3:10
country is because of
3:12
foreign policy decisions that
3:14
we've made over the last 25
3:16
to 30 years. So yeah, well that's
3:18
a great way to introduce it. But
3:20
first of all, as you may have
3:22
been able to hear... A little
3:24
bit of an oo there, but
3:27
Dan of course is Canadian.
3:29
Dan is from, you're
3:31
from British Columbia, right?
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Yeah, I'm from Vancouver
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Island, originally, where John
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had a sort of
3:40
trinoble level exposure to
3:42
the dark side of
3:45
Canada. Happy memories how
3:47
they linger. Victoria, what
3:49
a nice place. You
3:51
know, Victoria and British
3:53
Columbia. There's a D.H.
3:56
Lawrence poem, something like,
3:58
The English are so nice. And
4:00
so nice about being
4:02
nice. If you're not
4:04
nice, they soon let
4:06
you feel it. That's
4:09
true. John, as Dan
4:11
brought up, John, you had
4:13
a place on a lake on
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Victoria Island where you
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wrote your great. Vancouver.
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I'm sorry, Vancouver.
4:24
Oh. Am I mixing them up? Wait,
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Victoria is on Vancouver Island. Victoria
4:28
is unfortunately on Vancouver Island. Victoria
4:30
is unfortunately on Vancouver is the
4:32
provincial capital and Vancouver is the
4:35
biggest city in British Columbia. That's
4:37
on the main lane. So yeah.
4:39
It's all going to be part
4:41
of the United States soon anyway.
4:43
Exactly. It's going to be Seattle
4:46
Islands. They'll be Washington, British
4:48
Columbia. Yeah. Everything will just
4:50
be McKinley. So yeah, John
4:53
wrote a great poetry book
4:55
there stuck up and and
4:57
then John went back
4:59
again many years later
5:02
Having had some good
5:04
memories there from his
5:06
earlier time and Well, the
5:08
sequel was John's go
5:11
home again proof number two
5:13
million 75 The mistake is
5:15
you tried to move to
5:18
the metropolitan, you know, on
5:20
Vancouver Island, which is, yeah,
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the sort of dark center.
5:24
The second we landed there,
5:27
the university offered me a job,
5:29
and I thought that was too good
5:31
to refuse. That was a
5:33
mistake. That was a mistake.
5:35
Yeah, you can check in
5:38
any time you like. Yeah.
5:40
But you leave at the
5:42
end of the semester because
5:45
you forgot to file an
5:47
application which they didn't tell
5:49
you about. Yeah. You've always
5:52
been the tenured professor at
5:54
University of Interior job. Oh
5:56
dear. So, um, so Dan, I'm
5:58
not even sure where. exactly
6:00
to start here. I mean, first,
6:03
you just did, as you were
6:05
saying before the show, Walt Parade
6:07
just did a Canada-only tour. Was
6:09
this a farewell to the late state
6:11
of Canada? Or was it? I mean,
6:14
it wasn't meant as a farewell. It
6:16
was meant as a, you know, I'm
6:18
in a different position than a
6:20
lot of my colleagues and, you
6:22
know, bandmates, and that I live
6:24
and work in the United States.
6:26
I live in Ohio. I've been
6:29
here. for over a year, I live
6:31
in Columbus, I like living in
6:33
Columbus, like it's kind of like
6:35
nothing ever happens. Yeah, I know
6:38
that feeling. I moved from Montreal
6:40
to New Orleans, which is crazy
6:42
and, you know, experiencing, New Orleans
6:45
is kind of on the razor's
6:47
edge of everything else America is
6:49
about to experience, you know, wealth
6:52
inequality, climate precarity. And, and my
6:54
partner and I decided, you know,
6:56
let's... Let's decamp for the Great
6:59
Lakes. And we've been in Columbus
7:01
for about a year, so I'm,
7:03
you know, I'm aware of Canadian
7:06
news, but for all intents and
7:08
purposes, you know, I'm functioning
7:10
as an American. So to
7:12
go back to Canada and
7:14
do that tour was really
7:17
interesting because everyone I ran
7:19
into, you know, friends, family were
7:21
like, asking me, like, is it
7:23
Bedlam on the streets? what is
7:25
it like living in Trump's
7:28
America? And what I told
7:30
them was it's it first of
7:32
all depends on where you live
7:34
in this country and it also
7:37
is not all that much
7:39
different than Joe Biden's America.
7:41
It's like this it's like
7:43
every day is like Sunday here.
7:45
It just gets a little
7:47
bit worse all the time
7:50
just like it does in
7:52
Canada. Yeah, the Trump revolution
7:54
has mostly been secretive
7:57
about its allegiance.
7:59
Like, unless they gather
8:02
in very large numbers
8:04
in certain safe areas,
8:06
like in suburban California
8:08
where I'm from, they,
8:11
I'm sure most people,
8:13
most voters are pro-
8:16
trump, but I don't think
8:18
it's quite cool to say
8:20
that or to announce it
8:22
yet. Yeah. And with the,
8:25
with the incoming, you
8:27
know, economic pain. It's going
8:29
to become less and less cool
8:31
over time. Yeah. Yeah, I think
8:34
it's starting to go there now.
8:36
Because it's one of those things
8:38
where people didn't believe it. I
8:40
think what we're seeing and like
8:43
with the announcement of the tariffs
8:45
yesterday, which Germany's vice
8:47
chancellor said that this was
8:50
as big of a sort of turning
8:52
point moment for Germany as
8:54
the Ukraine war. Wow. Just
8:56
came out and said that today.
8:58
I guess he means by that
9:00
sort of the political shock,
9:03
but that's a really bad
9:05
analogy for Germany. I was
9:07
just like the Ukraine war,
9:10
which Germany should have done
9:12
a lot more to head off,
9:14
but the Ukraine war has resulted
9:17
in suicide for
9:19
Germany. Its economies
9:21
and shambles and
9:23
the political mainstream
9:25
is... in shambles and the AFD,
9:27
that post-Nazi party, I saw
9:29
the latest poll, they're tied
9:32
now for number one. They're
9:34
tied for number one in
9:36
the latest poll. People seem lately
9:38
to love to use Ukraine as
9:41
an analogy for something that they
9:43
are correct about, but not in
9:46
the way they intend. Yes, yes,
9:48
exactly. Yeah, we're talking here about
9:50
Jason Stanley. This might be
9:52
an interesting place to start.
9:55
I mean, what we want
9:57
to talk about today is
9:59
Canada. and how much Canada
10:01
is really like what would
10:03
a war with Canada really be
10:06
like who would side with the
10:08
US who would fight the US
10:10
what can Canada do what
10:12
would Canada do and yeah Dan
10:15
here just mentioned this
10:17
Vanity Fair article that
10:19
or interview with Jason Stanley
10:22
one of the two
10:24
Yale professors along with
10:26
Timothy Snyder, who's kind of
10:28
his mentor, I think, his
10:30
career mentor anyway. They
10:33
very publicly told everyone,
10:35
we've seen fascism before, you have
10:37
to stand up and fight it.
10:39
Now we're leaving, we're going to
10:42
Toronto, we got a good job
10:44
there, but you guys really need
10:46
to stand up or you're just
10:48
not worthy of your democracy. And
10:50
here's, and this photo of him.
10:53
Oh God. The vanity of this
10:55
guy. John, have you seen
10:57
this? Yeah, he's carefully stroking
10:59
his thoughtful chin and
11:01
standing up against a brick
11:03
wall, which would be an
11:06
idea. But yeah, he's very
11:08
thoughtful and he looks like
11:10
he's about to say, whatever
11:12
it is, he said at
11:14
the end of that article,
11:17
like, are you fucking kidding
11:19
man? Like, he's really streety
11:21
and real. I mean it's
11:23
beyond parody that like Stanley
11:26
and Snyder since Maidan I
11:28
guess and definitely since the
11:30
Russian invasion of Ukraine
11:33
have been you know
11:35
encouraging finger-wagging
11:37
at the Russian public to
11:40
rise up against Putin
11:42
and now they're just like
11:44
oh we're gonna go to we're
11:46
gonna go to Toronto where it's
11:49
safe. It's the slightest
11:51
width of fascism, you
11:53
know. And I guarantee
11:55
they negotiated the terms
11:58
too. Oh yeah. Got
12:00
to, okay, I've got a
12:02
parking spot and it's a
12:04
Tuesday, Thursday schedule. Yeah. And
12:07
I want a semester off
12:09
and you know, you're paying
12:11
me at. Tenured Proff 27
12:13
raid. Yeah, and they're like, well,
12:15
we're going to have to fire
12:18
a couple more adjuncts. Screw the,
12:20
screw the adjuncts. Fascism is on
12:22
the line, man. Yeah, yeah, it's
12:24
very important. I mean, we all
12:26
have to make sacrifices. This, I
12:28
mean, I've read this a couple
12:30
of times now and, you know,
12:33
I've also read, you know, Snyder,
12:35
just being a blow-hard about about,
12:37
about all this. And it really
12:39
made me think of, It made me
12:42
think that in my
12:44
experience musicians dealing with
12:46
fascism are often braver
12:48
than professors because... Oh yeah. I
12:50
have a group of friends who
12:52
are in a band in Myanmar
12:54
called Side Effect and they
12:56
eventually left but they lived
12:58
through the entire coup that happened,
13:01
you know, several years ago and
13:03
they were targeted, they were on
13:05
lists for being seditious and they
13:07
fought in the street in the street
13:10
and... You know, and then they left
13:12
when there were no other options available
13:14
to them or their families. You
13:16
know, that's that's a lot
13:18
different than Trump getting elected
13:21
and then and then just
13:23
decamping to Toronto. And the other
13:25
thing that made me think of was, uh,
13:27
well, I guess this is dispersed by
13:29
first point, but Amanda Palmer, who
13:31
was in a band called the
13:34
Dresden dolls, when Trump got elected
13:36
the first time. wrote an incredible
13:38
piece in The Guardian explaining
13:40
why she was leaving America
13:43
and why Trump getting elected would
13:45
be so good for the punk
13:47
rock community in this country.
13:49
That we were, that we,
13:51
quote, quote, quote, we were
13:53
going to create powerful music
13:56
that would create seismic shifts
13:58
in the political landscape. I
14:00
envy you guys having this
14:02
environment, but you know, it's
14:04
not for me. That's the
14:06
tone. It was just like,
14:08
I wish I could be
14:10
there and enjoy the, the,
14:12
the Weimar energy of. But
14:14
I'm with you there in
14:16
spirit, believe me. Yeah, yeah,
14:18
exactly. Yeah, so it's a
14:20
new band with Liza Minnelli
14:22
and I just did the
14:24
whole thing. Cabaret, too. Yeah.
14:26
So the subheader here says,
14:28
you know, Jason Stanley is
14:30
leaving the US for Canada,
14:33
quote, the Ukraine of North
14:35
America. And the, yeah, I
14:37
know, like, wow. So obviously
14:39
what he means is the
14:41
Ukraine, the fictitious mythical Ukraine
14:43
that I and Timothy Snyder
14:45
and others in the media
14:47
have created, nothing at all
14:49
like the real Ukraine where.
14:51
Males are literally hiding. I mean, there
14:53
are so many Anne Franks. And not
14:55
to belittle the Holocaust, but I
14:58
mean, in terms of hiding out, like
15:00
even mainstream media reports on this,
15:02
this isn't just how the Ukrainian
15:04
media reports on it. It is
15:06
a huge widespread problem. Males of
15:08
any conscription age will not go
15:10
out of the house. And when
15:12
they do, you see what happens.
15:14
And I've noticed a huge uptick
15:16
even in the last month or
15:19
two. of videos of, of, you
15:21
know, the territorial, the forced
15:23
mobilization crews. Doing all,
15:26
you know, they, they have, their new
15:28
thing is like if you see
15:30
somebody youngish or male
15:32
on a bicycle, you open your
15:34
van door on them and knock
15:36
them off it and all that
15:38
kind of shit. So yeah, the
15:41
Ukraine of North America,
15:43
damn, that's, that's sad for,
15:45
for Canada, is there any
15:47
truth to that? I mean,
15:49
yeah, exactly. Well, we're similar
15:51
to Ukraine in that we
15:54
will applaud like an excess,
15:56
an excess officer in Parliament.
15:58
We will get the most
16:00
standing ovation. But also, you
16:02
know, it's, and you know, maybe
16:04
some Canadians now would disagree
16:06
as we scramble to
16:09
find a national identity that
16:11
is separate from the United
16:13
States. But, yes, that's a
16:15
good point. But, you know,
16:17
you have a. small, not
16:19
geographically, but you have a
16:22
smaller country by population that
16:24
is rich in natural resources,
16:26
that is culturally indistinguishable from
16:28
its neighbor who is heavily
16:30
armed and militaristic. So yes.
16:32
Yeah, yeah, that's a good
16:35
point. Yeah, but it's as
16:37
they get threatened, I would imagine,
16:39
I mean, I'm seeing it,
16:41
I've never seen Canadian nationalism
16:44
before. Yeah, we covered it a
16:46
bit on bottleman. I mean, we
16:48
tried to cover it on bottleman
16:51
because I and we can get
16:53
in this deeper when we talk
16:55
about the Canadian nationalism that is
16:58
openly distinct from American. I guess
17:00
I think the Canadian elite
17:02
used to avoid nationalism, but
17:05
I think it was pretty
17:07
common. The lower you went down the
17:09
social scale. I mean, a lot of
17:11
people felt like when I was
17:13
living on the houseboat, a lot of
17:16
people felt either that the Albany Valley
17:18
was their country, and one of
17:20
them said that to me, or
17:22
that they were Canadian and we
17:25
definitely weren't American. Right. And that's,
17:27
I think the two strains of
17:30
Canadian nationalism right there is that
17:32
you have a sort of, I
17:34
wouldn't necessarily call it a more
17:36
liberal strain because growing up in
17:39
that exact same area, John, you're
17:41
familiar with the demographics of. you
17:44
know, you've got rednecks and hippies
17:46
and they kind of become indistinguishable
17:48
from each other. Absolutely. Like, so
17:51
I wouldn't say it's left or
17:53
liberal. That's a very left coast
17:56
thing, isn't it? Because it's the
17:58
same in Northern California. I mean,
18:00
north of San Francisco, the
18:02
crossover between hippie and redneck.
18:04
Well, you'll be talking to
18:06
somebody about, let's say, the
18:08
MK Ultra program, or how,
18:10
you know, the CIA's Adventures
18:13
post-Second World War, and you'll
18:15
be nodding along with them
18:17
as they're talking about Gladio
18:19
or whatever, and then they'll
18:21
mention something about, like, a
18:23
six million, I don't know. Yeah,
18:25
they'd be Trump voters for sure. Yeah,
18:27
yeah. Yeah, but I guess there's those
18:30
two strains. One strain is, one strain
18:32
is an older strain that continues,
18:34
which is a Canadian
18:37
nationalism is defined as an opposition
18:39
to the United States, kind of
18:41
like, at least we're not American.
18:43
So if they're talking to American,
18:45
they'll be like, well, at least
18:47
we don't do X, Y, and
18:49
Z. That was a big thing. in
18:51
the Cold War years, or at least the
18:53
latter part of the Cold War years. I
18:56
don't know about the post- Cold War
18:58
years, but I remember people would
19:00
want to travel younger people,
19:02
students, left-wingers, would, you know,
19:04
ideally would either be Canadian and
19:07
show off their Canadianness and
19:09
that they're not American, or
19:11
sometimes young American students would
19:13
say, I'm Canadian, not American, so
19:15
that in the idea that Canada
19:17
is nice, America is not. Yeah, which
19:19
is a big myth. Well, I mean,
19:22
I got dis- I believed that as,
19:24
you know, well, well, well into my
19:26
20s. And the first time I ever
19:29
played in Belgrade, in Serbia, like, which
19:31
is one of my favorite places to
19:33
play music and visit, I have a
19:35
lot of friends there. But the first
19:38
time I played there, after the
19:40
show, I was at a bar,
19:42
and some guy asked me where
19:44
I was from, and I proudly
19:47
said, I'm not American, I'm from
19:49
Canada. Yelling about the data about
19:51
the data bombings, right? Of which
19:54
Canada took part. We also took
19:56
part in operations in Bosnia, you
19:59
know? Right. So he just screamed
20:01
at me about NATO. And how
20:03
Canada was a bullshit country and
20:05
a puppet of the United States.
20:07
And I was just like, well,
20:09
I guess he's right. Yeah, no,
20:11
that's true. Is that something that
20:13
was more true in the post-Cold
20:15
War era than the Cold War,
20:17
let's say pre-Molroni era? Wasn't it
20:20
a bit different? At least, or
20:22
no? I think it was different.
20:24
I mean, we had a slightly
20:26
different foreign foreign policy. than America,
20:28
but I think after the Cold
20:30
War, we really got into lockstep
20:32
with the United States, with the
20:34
exception of, you know, Kretchen being
20:37
against Iraq War I. I think
20:39
we were really, we really got
20:41
into, yeah, we got into line with
20:43
American foreign policy, which is one
20:45
of the huge, which has created
20:47
this domino effect where basically
20:50
we don't have any fucking
20:52
friends outside of the US.
20:54
We have completely alienated ourselves
20:56
from any other geopolitical... friendship
20:59
option alliance and you know
21:01
so that's one strain of
21:03
nationalism the other strain is
21:06
incredibly pathetic and you know we
21:08
and and is now in crisis
21:10
but we we cover this a
21:12
lot on bottom which is that
21:15
sort of conservative movement
21:17
which which was which was
21:19
which is like I want
21:22
you guys to picture a
21:24
rebel flag where the stars
21:27
are replaced with maple. And
21:29
that is a thing that
21:32
actually exists. There's a whole
21:34
movement of mostly younger some
21:37
sort of baby boomer Canadians
21:39
that that emerged during
21:41
the pandemic really got
21:44
really got traction during
21:47
the pandemic. And it
21:49
is a it is taking
21:52
American for lack of a
21:54
better word. So like they're
21:56
transposing American sort of identity
21:58
politics from the right, all
22:00
the things that they're worried about,
22:03
they're transposing that onto Canadian culture
22:05
and their experience as Canadians. And
22:07
it gets a friend. And now
22:09
that's in crisis because the country
22:12
that they love and that they
22:14
want to ambulate is threatening to
22:16
invade. Well, can we talk briefly
22:18
about the poll from late last
22:21
year after when at least here
22:23
people still thought it was kind
22:25
of a joke? So this, it was sometime
22:27
late last year, the poll on. whether
22:30
Canadians would basically welcome a
22:32
takeover by the US. And
22:34
14% of Canadians said yes.
22:37
I just love that. That
22:39
just is so funny. And,
22:42
you know, we've mused here
22:44
at Radio Warner that
22:46
it's not as shocking when
22:48
you think about how
22:50
much ambient spite there is.
22:53
I mean, certainly in this
22:55
country. and how a lot of
22:58
people, let's say like when Biden
23:00
was in power, when Clinton was
23:02
in power, they wouldn't have
23:04
minded if, you know, somebody else
23:07
would come in and make their
23:09
neighbor's life hell. Well, yeah, I
23:11
mean, I think in, sorry, and
23:13
I don't mean to presume Dan
23:15
to tell you what's what, but
23:17
I just have this impression and
23:20
you tell me if I'm wrong,
23:22
that is particularly
23:24
intense in the, the triangle
23:26
of Ontario below the lakes
23:28
that yes that there is a
23:31
fact that a choice to
23:33
be made like you're either with
23:35
Margaret Atwood or you're with
23:37
the people who hate her beyond
23:40
all reason like the Ford
23:42
brothers correct that's why Ford is
23:44
so popular there is because
23:46
he's the closest he's the closest
23:48
thing that we can get
23:50
to a Trump type figure, you
23:53
know, without breaking sort of
23:55
these unspoken social norms in
23:57
Canada. So you had this. I
24:00
think it was on chapel, I
24:02
heard you talking, you had this
24:04
great analysis. I guess
24:06
this actually goes back to
24:08
the bottom then again, but
24:10
about oaths and oaths, seeers.
24:12
Could you describe how sort
24:15
of the political economy
24:17
of oathism works in
24:19
Canada? Well, yeah, absolutely. I
24:21
mean, The Ford brothers are
24:24
a great example of that
24:26
paradigm being smashed. That is
24:29
not something that is supposed
24:31
to happen. The oves, the
24:33
oves are not supposed to
24:36
be in charge. But oaths
24:38
and oath overseers, you've got,
24:40
you've got people like my
24:43
family who were like the
24:45
most annoying Lutherans in Germany.
24:47
Bavaria, to Prussia, to
24:49
eventually, the, you know, colony
24:51
of Utland, close to the
24:54
Danish border, and then eventually
24:56
we're just kicked out because
24:58
they're too fucking obnoxious. So
25:00
you have those people and
25:02
they're, I mean, my, my
25:04
ancestors are oaths. They, you
25:06
know, tilled the land basically.
25:08
And then you have the
25:10
old... That's a strange. The
25:12
Lutherans I knew in my suburb
25:14
were among Christians, the least...
25:16
I don't know the most
25:19
non-denominational or something like
25:21
the least annoying I guess
25:23
you'd say so but I
25:26
don't so that but there
25:28
were obviously Martin Luther was
25:31
Very annoying. Yeah. I mean,
25:33
being, being, being pacifists and,
25:35
you know, not enjoying any
25:38
kind of revelry whatsoever, almost
25:40
like a Lutheran Wahhabism. Like,
25:42
so you've got, so you've
25:45
got those people and you've
25:47
got various oaths from, you
25:49
know, Ireland, Scotland,
25:52
UK. But then you also
25:54
have the ice chewing. Protestant
25:56
oath overseers who are like the
25:59
Scots-Irish shoot. move over. And their
26:01
job is to, I mean, many of
26:03
our prime ministers have been
26:05
an oath overseers. Their job is
26:08
to wrangle the oves and get
26:10
the oves to work the
26:12
land. The oves job is to
26:15
remove the great bounty of
26:17
natural resources from the
26:19
new world and not. And maybe
26:21
they can get loaded occasionally if
26:23
they do it. You know, if
26:25
they didn't, you know, once every,
26:27
they could have a feast day.
26:29
If they get their quota, if
26:31
they get their quota, then they
26:33
could have a little feast. And
26:35
that's, that's how it's supposed to
26:37
work. It's not supposed to be
26:39
Rob Ford swallowing a bee on
26:41
camera, or, you know. Yeah, I
26:43
mean, the most amazing thing to
26:45
me when I, when I stayed
26:47
in Toronto for some time was
26:50
the number of orange lodges,
26:52
and I don't think anybody
26:54
else saw them. because it's
26:56
probably not openly a feature
26:58
of Canadian political culture
27:01
now. Not anymore. No,
27:03
but they were all over the place.
27:05
Yeah, yeah, I mean that is that
27:07
is kind of at least as far
27:09
as the big dense population
27:12
center around in Ontario, that
27:14
is supposed to be how
27:17
things work. And you know,
27:19
they even applied that to
27:21
Quebec with, you know, you've
27:23
got Catholic French-speaking oaths, and
27:25
that you've got the
27:28
Anglo-Ove overseers. So that is
27:30
basically, you know, my analysis
27:32
of the way Canadian politics
27:34
works. That makes a lot
27:36
of sense, but then there
27:38
must be subdivisions within
27:41
the oaths. I mean, I guess the
27:43
question is, who would be
27:45
the collaborators with the Americans? I
27:47
mean, off the top of my
27:49
head. I would say some
27:51
of the oaths because they
27:54
don't like overseers and the
27:56
overseers, from what I
27:58
can tell, if... Christian free land
28:01
and and you know her crew are any
28:03
indication I mean they're they're throwing
28:05
in with with Europe And and
28:07
in fact what you know I wanted to
28:09
say with the way you described Canadian
28:11
foreign policy as having basically
28:14
ditched its sovereign it's it is a
28:16
strange paradox. It's not just the
28:18
Canadians they did the same thing
28:20
the Europeans did and it's very
28:22
paradoxical because you would have
28:24
thought it would gone the other way But
28:26
the end of the Cold War,
28:29
they all completely ditched their
28:31
sovereignty and just lined up
28:33
with the US and kind of
28:35
outsourced the whole, you know, all
28:37
foreign policy and sovereignty to the
28:40
US as like this sort of
28:42
benign, you know, benign hand that
28:44
guides the market and guides
28:47
the world. And then they've
28:49
completely atrophied, even any
28:51
sense or any possibility
28:53
of sovereignty. Because it's
28:56
gone on for decades now.
28:58
Well, and it's created some
29:00
incredible contradictions and now some
29:02
huge problems with the US
29:04
being belligerent towards Canada, which
29:06
is our, you know, our
29:08
hope to sort of partner
29:10
with other powerful nations. China
29:12
is gone. And a lot
29:14
of that has been the work
29:16
of, you know, like quote unquote journalists
29:18
in Canada. There has been
29:21
a 15-year campaign to terrify.
29:23
mostly people in my dad's
29:25
generation, but you know, basically everybody
29:28
into thinking that China is in
29:30
our, you know, they're spying on
29:32
us, they're disrupting our democracy,
29:35
they're treating us very unfairly,
29:37
we need to go to
29:39
war with them, and that
29:42
is completely coming from the
29:44
United States to the point
29:46
where, you know, John Bolton
29:49
convinced the Canadian government to
29:51
detain a Huawei executive. That's
29:53
an interesting question in itself.
29:56
If we pursue this fantasy
29:58
scenario. Like, where would
30:01
the more recent immigrants,
30:03
especially the two
30:05
biggest Asian immigrant groups,
30:07
the Indian and the Chinese,
30:09
where would they lie on this
30:11
group? I suspect they
30:14
wouldn't be particularly
30:16
collaborationist or would just try
30:18
to hunker down and survive,
30:20
but I mean, I think
30:22
when I think back to Surrey
30:25
where we lived for a
30:27
while we lived for a
30:29
while we lived for a
30:31
Surrey and BC. The population
30:34
was basically one-third Indian, one-third
30:37
Chinese, and one-third,
30:39
basically Canadian white. And
30:41
I have to say
30:43
that Canadian whites were sort
30:46
of the ne'er-do-wells of the
30:48
population. I mean, they were
30:50
mostly riding around on bikes
30:53
because they'd lost their lives.
30:55
I'm very familiar with the
30:57
with Surrey and that is
31:00
an accurate description. Yeah. I
31:02
mean, I lived in Vancouver
31:04
for a long time and
31:06
and Surrey was a place
31:08
of, you know, it's kind
31:11
of like, kind of like
31:13
New Jersey to New York.
31:15
and non-complimentary. Yeah, that's funny.
31:17
So I guess getting back
31:20
to the question though,
31:22
who would collaborate, do you
31:24
think? I think, you know,
31:27
I think in the oath in
31:29
the oath class, I think that
31:31
actually This goes beyond, this is
31:33
maybe upwardly mobile oves, like people,
31:36
I'm thinking more of my home
31:38
province, like British Columbia. Some of
31:41
the oves have climbed the social
31:43
ladder, they're no longer, you know,
31:45
relegated to like chasing mules around
31:48
or whatever, and they own like
31:50
car dealerships or boat dealerships, or
31:52
they are mom and pop landlords.
31:55
And those people, if you look
31:57
at kind of any of the Canada
31:59
strong... Facebook pages or you
32:01
know any of the comments
32:04
on on some of
32:06
the more like American-style
32:08
right-wing Canadian Twitter those
32:10
guys would be first in
32:12
line to turn against their own
32:14
people absolutely there
32:17
yeah what's the big auto
32:19
shop that's popular in Canada
32:21
it's all over and they
32:23
they have their own bucks
32:25
they have their own currency.
32:27
Oh, you're talking about Canadian
32:30
tire. Yeah, Canadian tire. I
32:32
would focus on the Canadian
32:34
tire demographic. Yeah, exactly. You'd
32:36
have people setting up their
32:38
own fiefdoms trying to trade
32:40
Canadian tire bucks for US
32:42
greenbacks. And then on the
32:45
over-to-seater side, I think you, and
32:47
we've touched on this a little
32:49
bit, you can't trust the academic
32:51
class or, you know, establishment journalists.
32:53
I think there are at
32:55
least a handful of people
32:57
I can think of off
32:59
the top of my head
33:01
who would just be like,
33:04
we welcome our new American
33:06
overlords. Absolutely. Yeah. Can
33:08
you name names? Yeah. I mean,
33:10
I think people like Terry
33:12
Glavin or Andrew Coyne or
33:14
some of the more ultra-right,
33:16
you know, people like Sam
33:18
Cooper, for instance, Cooper is
33:20
really interesting. He, he's... He
33:22
wrote a book about what
33:24
he alleges is Chinese government
33:26
influence in British Columbia's economy
33:28
and politics. He was writing
33:30
some articles for the Globe
33:33
and Mail and the National
33:35
Post for a while and
33:37
he was eventually let go,
33:39
but not before he managed
33:41
to not so credibly accuse a
33:44
couple liberal MPs of being
33:46
puppets for the Chinese Communist
33:48
Party. The newspaper let him go.
33:50
He has a sub stack now
33:53
and it's an interesting arc. He
33:55
used to be taken seriously
33:57
as a Canadian journalist by liberal.
34:00
And now he is like as of
34:02
two days ago appearing on
34:04
Laura Loomer's podcast talking about
34:06
how Canada is the CCP is
34:09
using Canada to import fentanyl
34:11
into the United States.
34:13
So he's essentially already
34:15
a turncoat. And like
34:17
and it's it's crazy
34:19
to me because like he tweeted
34:21
out I think just yesterday
34:24
he said you know i get
34:26
all of my information from high-level
34:28
sources in american finance and you
34:30
know like basically i have all
34:32
these american contacts that's right
34:35
he never accuses anybody and why
34:37
is any a billionaire if he
34:40
has these inside sources should be
34:42
rich as hell exactly but also
34:44
he's just basically saying i am
34:47
a u. u. u.s. foreign influenza
34:49
yeah right output is terrifying Canadians
34:52
about China, saying that China is
34:54
doing a foreign interest. Yeah, it's
34:56
truly bizarre that there's this
34:59
unquestioned double standard, like
35:01
every ounce of Chinese influence,
35:03
in spite of the fact
35:06
that they're a gigantic trading
35:08
partner directly across the ocean
35:10
from BC, is suspect, whereas...
35:13
American influence is taken
35:15
for granted and even seems
35:17
reassuring because they speak the
35:19
same language and they look
35:21
roughly the same. Yeah. Well, it
35:24
was the same during the
35:26
Trucker convoy protest. The original,
35:28
you know, the original finger,
35:30
the big finger was pointed
35:32
originally at Russia, because, you
35:34
know, the government was essentially
35:36
like, okay, these poor misguided
35:39
oves are... have been hoodwinked
35:41
by Russian disinformation campaign. Sorcery.
35:43
Yeah, yeah. You got hypnotized.
35:45
Internet sorcery. And then as
35:47
you kind of dig into
35:50
the funding of these various
35:52
organizations, it's all American
35:54
conservative dollars. But we don't
35:57
talk about that. We can't talk about
35:59
that. Right. Well, how did the,
36:01
when did the anti, like
36:03
the China paranoia start, I
36:05
mean, it sounds like it's
36:07
worse in Canada, considerably worse.
36:09
You've sent me stuff over
36:11
the years like these, you
36:14
know, China, like China smearing
36:16
campaigns that are a lot
36:18
like Russia Gates smearing campaigns
36:20
here that I'm going on
36:22
in politics and so on.
36:24
started in 2016 with the
36:26
election of the Liberal Party,
36:28
which is really funny. I
36:30
mean, it's really funny because
36:32
a lot of conservatives now
36:34
consider the Canadian Liberal Party
36:36
like Patsy's and basically a
36:38
sort of sleeper cell of
36:40
Chinese communists. Like they will
36:42
straight up call Justin Trudeau
36:45
a communist and, you know,
36:47
say he's in league with
36:49
the Chinese Communist Party. Trudeau
36:51
and the liberals ran on
36:53
smearing other people or ran
36:55
on whipping up China fear
36:57
in 2016? I think they
36:59
ran, they inherited an environment
37:01
of paranoia and fear about
37:03
China and China is a
37:05
perfect scapegoat for why things
37:07
don't feel good in Canada.
37:09
Why is the housing crisis?
37:11
you know, why do we
37:14
have a housing crisis in
37:16
Canada? It's foreign investment. It's
37:18
not these massive real estate
37:20
investment trusts. It's not these
37:22
American real estate investment trusts.
37:24
And it's not just unchecked,
37:26
unregulated greed. It's the nefarious
37:28
Chinese. I mean, I would
37:30
add a really interesting example
37:32
of this, which is, Kirsty
37:34
Nome governs one of the
37:36
Dakotas, I think South Dakota.
37:38
Yeah, and she was photographed
37:40
in the hangar of an
37:42
Air Force base in South
37:45
Dakota standing next to an
37:47
American fighter jet, I think
37:49
it was in F16, but
37:51
I'm not sure, and making
37:53
a speech introducing a bill
37:55
to forbid foreign ownership of
37:57
farmland in South Dakota, like
37:59
the Chinese are desperately trying.
38:01
to get some snowbound farmland
38:03
in South Dakota. And she,
38:05
I mean, there's only like
38:07
a third of a million
38:09
aged voters in South Dakota
38:11
anyway. And they're all apparently
38:14
up in arms now about
38:16
the Chinese buying all their
38:18
farmland as if. The government
38:20
of South Dakota couldn't easily
38:22
just say, no, you're at
38:24
war with us now, we're
38:26
taking our farmland back. They
38:28
have this idea that it'll
38:30
be insidiously bought, whereas, you
38:32
know, Bill Gates can buy,
38:34
God knows how many hundreds
38:36
of thousands of acres, and
38:38
that's okay. That's okay. That's
38:40
fine. Yeah. I mean, it's
38:42
manning to think about, because
38:45
I'm old enough to remember
38:47
when the conservatives were in
38:49
power, when Harper was in
38:51
power, there were a lot
38:53
of deals being made with
38:55
China around mineral exports and
38:57
oil exports. That was when
38:59
Fort McMurray was going strong,
39:01
the tar sands were going
39:03
strong, and this doesn't get
39:05
mentioned a lot, but Canada,
39:07
specifically Vancouver, is the only
39:09
North American belt and road
39:11
project point. Like there is
39:14
a small Belton Road initiative
39:16
project in the South Delta
39:18
that is a warehouse, you
39:20
know, that got set up,
39:22
I think, during Harper. But
39:24
it's a bizarre world. So
39:26
the conservatives are blaming the
39:28
liberal party for handing the
39:30
country over to the Chinese
39:32
when their, you know, fearless
39:34
leader, Harper was making deals
39:36
with the Chinese government during
39:38
his entire tenure. So, I
39:40
don't know. As with here
39:42
it. It's been a completely
39:45
bipartisan affair and it's been
39:47
because it helped the rich
39:49
get richer and was good
39:51
for business. But the anxiety
39:53
is obviously, the anxiety goes
39:55
to, in this country as
39:57
well, it goes to the
39:59
top of the ruling classes
40:01
that America is fading and
40:03
you know, and China is
40:05
rising and that so they
40:07
manifest it through this like.
40:09
cheap fake xenophobic populism. I
40:11
don't know to divert or
40:14
something. But I do think,
40:16
yeah, go ahead, John. No,
40:18
I was just wondering, when
40:20
I was growing up, mostly
40:22
because of demographic reasons, I
40:24
mean, the demographics of Quebec
40:26
were astonishing and they have
40:28
now completely reversed. It went
40:30
from like the highest birth
40:32
rate in the world to
40:34
one of the lowest ones
40:36
people got. free of, you
40:38
know, well, okay, I'll say
40:40
a church domination and, uh,
40:42
but, so, so they're not
40:45
as important demographically anymore, but
40:47
do they have any role
40:49
in this? What of the
40:51
Quebec War parties said about
40:53
this? I mean, my personal
40:55
opinion is if the United
40:57
States invades Canada, the Quebec
40:59
will become the Vietnam, like,
41:01
they will. I think. They're
41:03
all ready, they already feel,
41:05
I mean, I live in
41:07
Montreal for over 20 years,
41:09
they already feel im battled
41:11
culturally at the sort of
41:14
higher echelones of government, sometimes
41:16
to a degree where they're,
41:18
you know, sort of boomeranging
41:20
back into like borderline fascism
41:22
with like language police. language
41:24
police auditing slack channels of
41:26
small business to make sure
41:28
that the correct amount of
41:30
Quebec was being spoken like
41:32
that's the environment that is
41:34
the environment and I honestly
41:36
don't think the Quebec would
41:38
put up with it. for
41:40
one, I think they would
41:42
be the fucking vanguard flight.
41:45
Yeah, so that, I wrote
41:47
a short story when I
41:49
was like 10, a nerdy,
41:51
you know, war nerdy, a
41:53
short story about World War
41:55
III. And in it, of
41:57
course, we had to take
41:59
Canada, like all 10-year-old thing,
42:01
because it enlarges the map
42:03
and makes us closer to
42:05
even with the USSR. But
42:07
in my story, we let
42:09
Quebec go, for, you know,
42:11
kind of for that reason.
42:14
And so Quebec kind of,
42:16
it was not allowed to
42:18
align with the evil comedies,
42:20
but it was allowed to
42:22
be sovereign. I wonder if
42:24
what the nerdoids in Trump's
42:26
administration, if they're thinking along
42:28
those lines too. I mean,
42:30
that makes a lot of
42:32
sense, you know. I bet
42:34
they don't even think about
42:36
Quebec. I kind of feel
42:38
like they've forgotten about Quebec,
42:40
and it would be extra
42:42
surprising for them to see
42:45
a guy with a St.
42:47
Hubert bandana, you know, like,
42:49
and an explosive vest coming
42:51
towards their armored column. So
42:53
let's, let's pull the camera
42:55
back a little bit here.
42:57
I'm going to read you
42:59
something here. This is the
43:01
New York Times editorial. The
43:03
headline is, Allies start planning
43:05
a life without America. And
43:07
it says, many governments must
43:09
be thinking along the same
43:11
lines, but few have spelled
43:14
it out so clearly. There's
43:16
from Germany, the times in
43:18
which we could rely fully
43:20
on others. They are somewhat
43:22
over. Now Canada, a country
43:24
tightly bound to its neighbor
43:26
by history, alliance, and the
43:28
longest border in the world,
43:30
has declared the need to
43:32
recognize that the United States
43:34
is relinquishing its role as
43:36
the indispensable nation. And here's
43:38
what the Canada's foreign minister
43:40
says. The fact that our
43:42
friend and ally has come
43:45
to question the very worth
43:47
of its mantle of global
43:49
leadership puts into sharper focus
43:51
the need for the rest
43:53
of us to set our
43:55
own clear and sovereign course.
43:57
Maybe you guys have the
43:59
notes here. This is an
44:01
editorial, not from today, yesterday,
44:03
the day before. This is
44:05
from June 2017. So supposedly,
44:07
everything was going to change
44:09
then in 2017. And the
44:11
foreign minister, Christian Freeland, laid
44:14
out. in sharper detail, how
44:16
they were going to have
44:18
to be more sovereign, they
44:20
were going to increase their
44:22
defense budgets, the Europeans were
44:24
talking about, they were going
44:26
to have to learn to
44:28
live without the United States,
44:30
they were going to have
44:32
to increase their defense budgets.
44:34
And as far as I
44:36
know, in that period since
44:38
then, between 2017 and now,
44:40
Canada actually did increase its,
44:42
it's pretty small, actually surprisingly
44:45
small defense budget. But it
44:47
increased it from something like
44:49
1.1 something or 1.2% of
44:51
GDP to where it is
44:53
now 1.4% of GDP. Yeah,
44:55
and the idea is that
44:57
we're going to get to
44:59
2%. That's the both parties,
45:01
both the conservatives and liberals,
45:03
have promised that we will
45:05
increase defense funding to, or
45:07
spending to 2%. Right, but
45:09
that's been almost 10 years
45:11
since this giant shift supposedly
45:14
has happened. And so now
45:16
we get to, here's a
45:18
New York Times article from
45:20
just a few days ago,
45:22
how Trump supercharged distrust driving
45:24
U.S. allies away. And so
45:26
the article basically lays out
45:28
how Trump is causing permanent
45:30
distrust damage. between the US
45:32
and its allies. And one
45:34
of the first items it
45:36
points to is proof that
45:38
this is happening is that
45:40
the Canadian military has agreed
45:42
to purchase a $4.2 billion
45:45
radar system from Australia. So
45:47
with the implication being that
45:49
they would have bought it
45:51
from us, from the US,
45:53
but Trump has scared them
45:55
so much that now they're
45:57
buying it from Australia. But
45:59
then nine paragraphs down, we
46:01
learned that the radar is
46:03
actually to be deployed as
46:05
part of Norad, which is the
46:08
North American Defense Committee, basically,
46:10
the radar agreement that Canada and
46:12
the US have been running since
46:14
what, the 1950s, you know, to
46:16
defend the skies over the two
46:18
countries. And then another. a few
46:21
paragraphs down. It says the
46:23
decision to opt for Australia
46:25
as a provider for the
46:27
advanced radar technology was supported
46:30
by the U.S. military. So
46:32
there was actually nothing there.
46:34
And so then the question becomes,
46:36
then I think it talked about
46:38
the F-35s, right? So the Karni,
46:40
the new prime minister said he
46:43
was... At least it was reported
46:45
that he was going to cancel
46:47
this big purchase of the flightless
46:49
F-35s. And the reason that it
46:51
was going to be canceled, they
46:53
said, is that Trump said he
46:55
would not let, that he wouldn't
46:57
sell icebreakers to Canada unless
47:00
Canada became the 51 state. Then
47:02
we found out Trump never said
47:04
that he wouldn't sell them to
47:06
Canada. He just said. if they're
47:08
American icebreakers and Canada wants
47:10
to use them, they can't
47:13
have them unless they become, unless
47:15
they join America as a state,
47:17
which is, which, you know, which
47:19
is like annoying, but makes actually
47:21
a little bit more sense. Like, if
47:23
you said he wouldn't sell them an
47:26
ice breaker, that would be a lot
47:28
more hostile, I would think, than saying,
47:30
you know, you can't. So everything
47:32
kind of when you scratch the surface
47:34
doesn't quite pan out the same way.
47:36
And is the F35. Even canceled and
47:38
should anybody want it, but I
47:41
don't think I don't think it's
47:43
canceled I mean that's that is
47:45
for me personally like the crux
47:47
of like the hypocrisy of Sort
47:49
of the Canada strong movement is
47:51
like if we were actually serious
47:53
We would not be spending I mean
47:56
this is really depressing, but we're
47:58
spending between three and five million
48:00
dollars on Hymur's platform.
48:03
Billion. Billion, billion, billion,
48:05
billion dollars on Hymur's, which,
48:07
you know, Mark and I,
48:09
we talked about this, but, you know,
48:12
Hymur's are, unless I'm totally wrong,
48:14
like Hymur's have kind of
48:16
been defamed by their deployment
48:19
in Ukraine and the Russians
48:21
sort of analyzing how this weapons
48:23
platform works and how to
48:25
fucking knock it out. So.
48:27
you know if if high
48:29
Mars aren't good enough for
48:31
Ukraine and Canada is buying
48:33
billions and billions of them we're
48:36
not a sovereign nation well not
48:38
only that we know from all
48:40
the reporting that the high Mars
48:42
require American intelligence but
48:45
the whole apparatus of
48:47
intelligence satellites everything to
48:49
operate and software like
48:51
well yeah that's that's
48:53
the key thing like the
48:55
only reason I know this
48:58
is About 10 years ago,
49:00
I was in communication with
49:03
someone in the
49:05
US establishment that
49:07
we both know
49:09
Mark. And he
49:11
was recently back
49:13
from a triumphant
49:15
trip to a
49:17
state that borders
49:19
the Soviet Union.
49:22
And his triumph
49:24
was that. He and
49:26
an American team
49:28
had managed to
49:30
persuade the government
49:32
of that country
49:35
to specialize its
49:37
military, that is
49:39
to reconfigure its
49:42
military from
49:44
a sort of
49:46
all-purpose defense force
49:48
into a specifically,
49:51
I think it was mine
49:53
defusing force.
49:55
because that would
49:57
serve the interests
50:00
the greater alliance,
50:02
the NATO adjacent
50:04
alliance. The problem with
50:06
that is if the
50:08
heart of NATO, which
50:10
is basically the US
50:13
military, suddenly drops
50:15
out of NATO, you've
50:18
got this weird little
50:20
military force
50:22
that's entirely devoted
50:25
to mind diffusing.
50:27
and is incapable
50:29
of defending your country.
50:31
So that basically means
50:33
you don't have a military.
50:35
That's very interesting,
50:37
like in the context of
50:40
Canada, John, because like, you
50:42
know, okay, I was looking
50:44
at recent military purchases from
50:46
the United States by Canada,
50:49
and we've got High Mars.
50:51
We have billions of dollars
50:53
of... And you know, I'm not as
50:55
much of a war nerd as you
50:57
guys, but a wax, is that right?
51:00
Like, like radar, radar plans.
51:02
Yeah. This contentious
51:04
thing around ice breakers, a
51:07
huge procurement for drones,
51:09
American made drones, and
51:11
then the, and then
51:13
the weak, sort of
51:15
weak attempt. to pull ourselves
51:18
away from the American
51:21
orbit is entertaining a
51:23
South Korean offer for
51:25
submarines that the
51:27
Polish Navy rejected.
51:30
Wow. Yeah, it's a KSS3
51:32
submarine, which was proposed
51:34
to the Polish Navy
51:36
in 2023 and they rejected
51:39
it. So yeah, that's it.
51:41
And we're talking like... Six
51:43
submarines, 11 submarines. I mean,
51:46
come on. Yeah. Yeah, I
51:48
mean, presumably what the American
51:51
military would want. And whenever
51:53
there are these political dust-ups,
51:55
there's a lot of quiet
51:58
cooperation behind the scenes. between
52:00
the militaries, except in a
52:02
few cases when there's a
52:04
real break. But what they
52:07
would want above all is
52:09
surveillance of the far north
52:11
and northwest. And so everything
52:13
they've got is configured toward
52:15
that. And it's configured to
52:17
trigger a response by the
52:19
American military no matter what
52:21
the political noises no matter
52:23
what the political noises I
52:26
think actually I left who
52:28
would be a turncoat and
52:30
were a big one, which
52:32
is the Canadian military and
52:34
our intelligence services. That's right.
52:36
Yeah. Like they've been training
52:38
with the US military. Yeah,
52:40
they speak the same language.
52:42
Yeah. Yeah, and oftentimes, you
52:45
know, like, there was a,
52:47
there was a big scandal
52:49
in Eastern Canada, like back
52:51
right before COVID, where the
52:53
Canadian military was doing sciops
52:55
research by putting up, putting
52:57
up flyers saying that there
52:59
was a pack of wolves
53:01
running around. And they said,
53:04
a literal pack of wolves,
53:06
that they got busted doing
53:08
it and tried to blame.
53:10
the russians of course and
53:12
then oh my gosh and
53:14
then we're like the wolves
53:16
alone I know no and
53:18
they're they trying to gauge
53:20
like like how much we
53:23
can so panic and how
53:25
panic travels or like they
53:27
were they claim they were
53:29
trying to gauge Canadian oath
53:31
response to this information And
53:33
then of course you'd, you
53:35
know, oh, just blame it
53:37
on the Russians, because they're
53:39
their ones who do the
53:41
disinformation. Yeah, I think the
53:44
Canadian military ensees the intelligence
53:46
apparatus are, you know, basically
53:48
unchecked and like John said,
53:50
have been training with people
53:52
in the United States, training
53:54
with the U.S. military. I
53:56
don't feel like they're particularly
53:58
loyal to Canada. know ideologically
54:00
speaking which is troublesome you
54:03
know yeah I guess specially
54:05
yeah special forces type of
54:07
yeah yeah I'm not sure
54:09
the American military at some
54:11
levels is all that loyal
54:13
to the American idea as
54:15
as some would conceive it
54:17
I mean they're loyal to
54:19
a certain idea of America
54:22
but It's not the one
54:24
that the New York Times
54:26
exemplifies. Yeah. So maybe transnational
54:28
military coup, you know. Yeah.
54:30
I was just looking at
54:32
Canada in the second, you
54:34
know, Bush's invasion of Iraq
54:36
in 2003. And I mean,
54:38
I think you already mentioned
54:41
it, but, um, how do
54:43
you say his name? Chertian
54:45
or... the Prime Minister wouldn't.
54:47
He was, he so desperately,
54:49
it seems like, wanted to
54:51
have some minimal rationale to
54:53
be able to support the
54:55
US, but ultimately couldn't. So
54:57
he kind of took a
55:00
passive aggressive way out of
55:02
supporting the initial invasion and
55:04
then backed it up. But
55:06
the thing that kind of
55:08
blew me away is, Canada
55:10
returned Iraq war resistors. I
55:12
mean, there weren't many, there
55:14
were a few who fled.
55:16
who deserted basically, deserted the
55:19
military, the American military, so
55:21
as not to serve in
55:23
Iraq, went to Canada and
55:25
Canada eventually sent them back.
55:27
Yeah, yeah, I mean there
55:29
was, I don't think there's
55:31
been a war in Canada
55:33
since, I think the only
55:35
war in Canada that was
55:38
deeply unpopular in the press
55:40
besides Vietnam was Iraq War
55:42
One, but this is going
55:44
back to the boar war
55:46
war. You know, I remember
55:48
Riley and I with Bottelman,
55:50
we started going through Canadian
55:52
newspapers to train. part, Parsa,
55:54
which war Canada didn't support
55:56
because, you know, like we
55:59
said at the beginning of
56:01
the show, a lot of
56:03
Canadian nationalism sort of rests
56:05
on its opposition to being
56:07
American, you know, but there's
56:09
functionally no difference in at
56:11
least the media's support of
56:13
almost every single war. Oh,
56:15
wait, so there was a
56:18
lot of opposition to the
56:20
Boer War in Canada, was
56:22
there? No, no, zero opposition
56:24
in the press. That's what
56:26
I would thought, yeah, because
56:28
they were more... more imperial
56:30
than Britain as far as
56:32
I know. Yeah, and they
56:34
managed to recruit a lot
56:37
of Canadians through the Canadian
56:39
press, you know. It was
56:41
just like, do your diligence
56:43
for queen and country, you
56:45
know, go fight. Go fight
56:47
now. How do the Canadians
56:49
remember World War I? They
56:51
remember it as a glorious
56:53
victory. Like that is maybe
56:56
our grandest military memory. Vim
56:58
Vimy Ridge. Vimy. Yeah. Yeah.
57:00
So Remembrance Day is a
57:02
big thing in Canada and
57:04
every year, every November, there's
57:06
people voloviating about poppies. You
57:08
know, so and so isn't
57:10
wearing the poppy. They're not
57:12
a patriot. They don't remember
57:15
Vimy Ridge. So what's that
57:17
there's another remembrance day. I
57:19
remember. remembering something day. We
57:21
remember the victims of the
57:23
Holocaust and of Stalin's crimes.
57:25
And I remember this in
57:27
honor of my grandfather, the
57:29
great Michaela Jomiac. She actually
57:31
put her Nazi collaborator grandfather
57:34
in the tweet, which was
57:36
amazing. So that's that's actually
57:38
pretty interesting. So that is
57:40
a fake holiday, um, cooked
57:42
up, cooked up by an
57:44
Estonian guy named Marcus Hess,
57:46
who, uh, Hess. Yes. And
57:48
he, he basically helped shape
57:50
the double genocide theory. or
57:53
popularize it at least, the
57:55
double genocide theory being a
57:57
sort of Holocaust revisionist theory
57:59
set forth by Nazi collaborators
58:01
who had decamped to North
58:03
America and South America, which
58:05
said, okay, six million, yeah,
58:07
sure, but also. But also
58:09
the other guys were just
58:12
as bad if not worse.
58:14
If not worse, the implication
58:16
is always that they were
58:18
worse, but they were worse.
58:20
White crossed that line. And
58:22
then Black Ribbon Day was
58:24
set up by Hess and
58:26
a few people in something
58:28
called the Canadian Taxpayers Alliance,
58:30
which is exactly what you
58:33
think it is. It's a
58:35
libertarian, you know, right wing
58:37
think tank that was based
58:39
on, you know, like bringing
58:41
a libertarian candidate to the
58:43
four. So this, so this,
58:45
uh, has went on a
58:47
whirlwind tour of Europe to
58:49
promote, you know, this double
58:52
genocide theory and met with
58:54
Slavistsko who is, you know,
58:56
I'm sure radio word nerd
58:58
listeners will know who that
59:00
is. And, you're, right, you
59:02
know, Slavszko, right? Yeah, yeah,
59:04
his wife, and met at,
59:06
you know, the anti-Bolshevik League
59:08
of Nations Headquarters in Munich,
59:11
Let's go, by the way,
59:13
was appointed head of the,
59:15
briefly, the head of the
59:17
puppet, the Nazi puppet regime
59:19
in Ukraine, when they took
59:21
over LaVillev. Yeah. All you
59:23
need to know about Black
59:25
Room and Day is that
59:27
there is a wonderful photo
59:30
of the architect of it,
59:32
Marcus Hess, and Slavist Letz
59:34
go in front of a
59:36
statue of Roman Shukievich, the
59:38
leader of the nautical battalion
59:40
at the ABN headquarters in
59:42
Munich. as they discussed their
59:44
plans to create this fake-ass
59:46
holiday. So yeah, that's our
59:49
other remembrance day. So I
59:51
mean, that explains why Timothy
59:53
Snyder's finding such a warm
59:55
reception there because Snyder's book,
59:57
I mean, he's probably the
59:59
biggest... popularizer in
1:00:01
this country anyway of double
1:00:03
genocide theory I mean he
1:00:05
kind of he was it's
1:00:08
strange I mean he initially he
1:00:10
did not downplay one side
1:00:12
of the double genocide there
1:00:14
the the sort of Nazi
1:00:16
collaboration aside but eventually as
1:00:19
he as he as time
1:00:21
went on he went on
1:00:23
to massively emphasize you
1:00:25
know basically blame everything
1:00:27
on communism and the
1:00:29
Russians and everything that happened
1:00:31
was their fault and including
1:00:34
the Holocaust that it was
1:00:36
one of those things where you
1:00:38
know it's either Hitler got his
1:00:40
idea from a Palestinian Mufti or
1:00:42
he got it from Stalin or
1:00:44
you know he had no ideas
1:00:46
of his own it's whoever you
1:00:48
don't like. So Dan I have
1:00:50
to ask the the sort of
1:00:53
cheesy cinematic question here like if
1:00:55
if there was a breakdown
1:00:57
of Canada in the event
1:01:00
which I find highly unlikely
1:01:02
of an American invasion, an
1:01:04
actual American invasion. I mean,
1:01:07
we're kind of ham-fisted these
1:01:09
days, but I don't know
1:01:11
if our fists have turned
1:01:14
into literal ham quite
1:01:16
that much. But if there
1:01:18
was, what would you see as
1:01:20
the centers of collaborationists and
1:01:22
the centers of resistance? Okay.
1:01:25
This is great. I think
1:01:27
Quebec definitely the sort of
1:01:30
north would be the would
1:01:32
be the Hanoi of Canada.
1:01:34
I think Quebec City in
1:01:37
Montreal, definitely. I think south
1:01:39
of Toronto. The Sunni
1:01:41
triangle. The Sunni triangle. Yeah,
1:01:43
all the way to Tra
1:01:46
Riviere. And you know, the
1:01:48
north would be the training.
1:01:50
So like I'm thinking about
1:01:52
like Shikoutami, like Northern Quebec.
1:01:54
South of Toronto, I think
1:01:56
the greater Toronto area would
1:01:59
be able... work against, you
1:02:01
know, U.S. invasion, although there
1:02:03
probably be some interesting conflicts
1:02:05
there, but Southern Ontario would
1:02:07
be rife with collaborators, collaborationists,
1:02:09
people, people mining Lake Ontario,
1:02:12
you know, cutting fuel lines.
1:02:14
I think so yeah I
1:02:16
think that I think the
1:02:18
spite towards the liberal the
1:02:20
quote-unquote liberal elite in Toronto
1:02:22
that would make sense you
1:02:25
know like the the France
1:02:27
versus Paris yeah after the
1:02:29
Russians took over yeah I
1:02:31
think the rural urban divides
1:02:33
in the suburban urban divides
1:02:35
would become, I think the
1:02:38
biggest conflicts would be, internally
1:02:40
would be between the suburbs
1:02:42
and the and the metropolitan,
1:02:44
like the city. I think
1:02:46
another big area of collaborationists
1:02:48
are what we were talking
1:02:51
about earlier, which is sadly
1:02:53
British Columbia, the interior, you
1:02:55
know, I mean, we all
1:02:57
know Washington State, Oregon, and
1:02:59
California on the other side
1:03:01
of that mountain range. It's
1:03:04
all, I don't know if
1:03:06
you guys have seen the
1:03:08
movie Green Room, but it's
1:03:10
all Green Room. Yeah, well
1:03:12
yeah, the legislators describe it
1:03:14
as beyond hope, right? Because
1:03:16
hope is a city right
1:03:19
on the edge of coastal
1:03:21
British Columbia, but yeah, things
1:03:23
change after that. Yeah, I
1:03:25
wonder, I'm thinking about this
1:03:27
now a little more, and
1:03:29
I wonder, okay, you'd have
1:03:32
to, if you sent a
1:03:34
fighting force of young Americans
1:03:36
into Canada who were... ostensibly
1:03:38
probably gonna have to shoot
1:03:40
and kill Canadians you would
1:03:42
the American government would have
1:03:45
to find a way to
1:03:47
really dehumanize Canadians you know
1:03:49
yeah to other them and
1:03:51
I'm not I think there
1:03:53
would definitely be there would
1:03:55
definitely be armed resistance on
1:03:58
the American side of the
1:04:00
border oh definitely collaborating with
1:04:02
whatever arm resistance there was
1:04:04
in Canada? I mean, so
1:04:06
Canada, just so we know
1:04:08
what we're talking about here,
1:04:11
Canada has an act of
1:04:13
personnel 68,000, I mean, it's
1:04:15
pretty small, a budget, defense
1:04:17
budget of $27 billion. That
1:04:19
is after the huge, you
1:04:21
know, boost after Christian Freeland.
1:04:24
It's not very big. I
1:04:26
mean, I would, you'd have
1:04:28
to also, yeah, the American
1:04:30
military would have to be
1:04:32
told that there, this is
1:04:34
where like the whole liberal
1:04:36
stuff that Trump is dismantling
1:04:39
the liberal soft power stuff
1:04:41
comes in. comes in real
1:04:43
handy. Like, how do you,
1:04:45
you do have to convince
1:04:47
people to kill people like
1:04:49
you? Yeah. And it's not,
1:04:52
that's not an easy thing.
1:04:54
And usually what you have
1:04:56
to do is say you're
1:04:58
saving them. And even from
1:05:00
the many reports I've read
1:05:02
about Russia's, the full scale
1:05:05
invasion in February 2022, a
1:05:07
lot of the Russian military,
1:05:09
first of all, they weren't
1:05:11
even told, you know, and
1:05:13
then when they did go
1:05:15
in, they thought that they
1:05:18
were going into, you know,
1:05:20
a country of brothers. who
1:05:22
wanted to be freed from
1:05:24
Nazis. And it's liberation. Liberation,
1:05:26
which is standard, right? So
1:05:28
you did have to feed
1:05:31
them a story, and that
1:05:33
sounds like probably too much
1:05:35
work for Trump. Like why,
1:05:37
you know, we're strong. That's
1:05:39
why we're going in. Yeah,
1:05:41
you need to craft an
1:05:44
entire psychological campaign, you know,
1:05:46
on almost every level of
1:05:48
media that reached every class,
1:05:50
you know. reached across cultural
1:05:52
divides even. The quick cookery
1:05:54
method is you construct a
1:05:56
few atrocities or border incidents,
1:05:59
but I think America already
1:06:01
has. an image of Canada,
1:06:03
which is quite unfair, believe
1:06:05
me, as a country of
1:06:07
Ned Flanders. And the reason
1:06:09
I know that's unfair is
1:06:12
that one night when Catherine
1:06:14
and I were sleeping on
1:06:16
the boat, which we had
1:06:18
just moved around to another
1:06:20
inlet, And I didn't know
1:06:22
much about handling boats. Apparently
1:06:25
I had let the anchor
1:06:27
swing too wide and I
1:06:29
had annoyed this messed up
1:06:31
and steroided it up. Oil
1:06:33
rig worker giant fucker. bordered
1:06:35
our boat at about 2
1:06:38
a.m. I got up and
1:06:40
barely made it outside and
1:06:42
went, huh? And he was
1:06:44
like raging already. And he,
1:06:46
I mean, it was as
1:06:48
close as we've ever come
1:06:51
to being killed. And I
1:06:53
think it was only because
1:06:55
I was just so weak
1:06:57
and passive and harmless that
1:06:59
he didn't think we were
1:07:01
worth killing. But he raged
1:07:04
at us. for about 15
1:07:06
minutes and I said, I'm
1:07:08
sorry, a lot of times.
1:07:10
And eventually he's, well, fuck
1:07:12
this. And just got back
1:07:14
his boat. But you know,
1:07:16
that's when I realize there's,
1:07:19
it's not all Ned Flanders
1:07:21
in Canada. Yeah, well you
1:07:23
know how like all like
1:07:25
horrible sex dungeon basement crimes
1:07:27
are usually it's always like
1:07:29
the bannalux countries it's like
1:07:32
Belgium Austria you know I
1:07:34
think I think there is
1:07:36
like a deep repressed darkness
1:07:38
in the Canadian psyche that
1:07:40
can be pushed to the
1:07:42
brink and then we'll get
1:07:45
on your boat and and
1:07:47
try and strangle you at
1:07:49
2 a.m. Can we talk
1:07:51
about Colonel Russell Williams? Speaking
1:07:53
of that, that's one of
1:07:55
the craziest serial killer stories
1:07:58
I've ever heard. I only,
1:08:00
I came across it recently,
1:08:02
you know, looking at some true
1:08:04
crime thing. And was that a big
1:08:06
deal? And can I think maybe, do
1:08:08
you know that story right there? I
1:08:10
don't. I don't know Colonel Russell
1:08:12
Williams. Oh my God. I think
1:08:15
I remember it vaguely, right? He
1:08:17
was, he was killing women while
1:08:19
posing as a perfectly respectable army
1:08:21
officer. Yeah, he was, I want
1:08:23
to say, so he was a
1:08:26
colonel, he was very high up. I want
1:08:28
to say he like. escorted
1:08:30
the Queen when she visited.
1:08:32
And then when he
1:08:34
wasn't escorting the Queen, he
1:08:36
was sneaking into women's
1:08:38
homes, finding out who
1:08:41
lived alone, sneaking in their
1:08:43
homes, stealing their underwear so
1:08:45
he could wear it and
1:08:47
photograph himself and
1:08:50
murdering them. And yeah, you
1:08:52
can actually see his confession
1:08:55
on YouTube. It's a really
1:08:57
weird. Weird as hell very weird
1:08:59
story. I mean very much like what
1:09:01
you're talking about like he was he
1:09:03
was the perfect Canadian You know,
1:09:06
that's how they talked about him like
1:09:08
the perfect Canadian and You know
1:09:10
it turned out to be just a
1:09:12
serial rapist and serial murderer So
1:09:14
maybe you know, maybe that
1:09:17
trait maybe we go berserter
1:09:19
mode Maybe we, maybe everyone
1:09:21
relax their Turner Williams and
1:09:24
just, you know, the Americans
1:09:26
are like, okay, sorry, sorry
1:09:28
about that, everyone like. But
1:09:31
I mean, honestly, I think
1:09:33
a war, a war. Because
1:09:35
you guys could pass easily,
1:09:38
you know. I mean, the
1:09:40
best gorilla strategy might be
1:09:42
head south. I mean, I've been
1:09:45
thinking about this as we've been
1:09:47
talking, and my image, I have
1:09:49
just one image of a war
1:09:51
between America and Canada, and it
1:09:53
is the smoking rubble of downtown
1:09:55
Toronto. A guy named Gord Thompson
1:09:57
climbs the CNN tower with a
1:09:59
single... He has left, shoots
1:10:01
it in an armored column
1:10:03
of American invaders, and then
1:10:06
they just press a button
1:10:08
where it loony tune style
1:10:10
doubles back and vaporizes it.
1:10:12
Oh, that's beautiful because of
1:10:14
course, before they sold it
1:10:17
to the Canadians, they would
1:10:19
have re-engineered it. Yeah. Exactly.
1:10:21
I'm circling back a little
1:10:23
bit to what we talked
1:10:26
about in the beginning. Jason
1:10:28
Stanley and Timothy Snyder going
1:10:30
to Toronto. I just want to say
1:10:32
a couple things about this before we
1:10:35
end the show. First thing is, in
1:10:37
the interview, she asked, you know, she or
1:10:39
he, wherever the interview is, asks him,
1:10:41
what was the tipping point for you?
1:10:44
I just have to read this, this,
1:10:46
since we've mentioned it already,
1:10:48
he says... I don't know the general
1:10:50
answer to that question, but things
1:10:53
are very bad in this country.
1:10:55
It's an authoritarian regime.
1:10:57
People are not responding well.
1:10:59
It's moving faster than it moved
1:11:01
in Russia, and journalists are not
1:11:04
acting in a way that will
1:11:06
get them shot or thrown out
1:11:08
of windows, unfortunately. which is what
1:11:10
is supposed to happen to journalists
1:11:13
under ideal conditions. That's why you
1:11:15
go into journalism. And I go
1:11:17
into Ontario. Yes. Later he says
1:11:20
that was some of his dark
1:11:22
humor like when he uses the
1:11:24
word fuck or something. But you
1:11:26
know he actually means it. There's
1:11:29
so much there to unpack on
1:11:31
top of the fact that... Journalism
1:11:34
barely even exists in America, you
1:11:36
know, and he's like got this
1:11:38
tenure job in an industry where
1:11:40
there's no more tenure anymore and
1:11:43
he thinks it all works like that.
1:11:45
But the thing that really among other
1:11:47
things also that stood out to me
1:11:49
is it's moving faster than it
1:11:51
moved in Russia. Does he, like this
1:11:53
is a scholar from an Ivy League
1:11:56
saying this, does he have no fucking
1:11:58
idea how it moved in Russia? you
1:12:00
work like somebody as somebody
1:12:02
who was literally run out
1:12:04
of the country it's and
1:12:06
I stayed there and I
1:12:08
went back when I got
1:12:10
you know I was actually
1:12:12
charged with editorial crimes and
1:12:14
had and and this was
1:12:16
sent to our office and
1:12:18
I came back from America
1:12:20
I didn't and you know
1:12:23
I didn't want to get
1:12:25
locked up but I also
1:12:27
at least wanted to try
1:12:29
and fight it and you
1:12:31
know be there with my
1:12:33
Russian colleagues and so on
1:12:35
and you know I got
1:12:37
a lawyer and I sort
1:12:39
of felt like yeah it's
1:12:41
I mean actually because I
1:12:43
watch it and I know
1:12:45
how I have a I
1:12:47
don't know but you know
1:12:50
I have a general sense
1:12:52
of the pace of these
1:12:54
things that yeah going back
1:12:56
could have got me in
1:12:58
trouble going back and fighting
1:13:00
it publicly was definitely getting
1:13:02
me in trouble and then
1:13:04
I left when a guy
1:13:06
in said I should be
1:13:08
fucking arrested. So I got
1:13:10
the hell out at that
1:13:12
point. But my point is
1:13:14
like, we are nowhere near
1:13:17
that in this country. Oh,
1:13:19
you know, a white Jewish
1:13:21
Yale tenured American-born professor is,
1:13:23
it's, we're just nowhere near
1:13:25
that. And it was just
1:13:27
like a little whiff of
1:13:29
gunpowder and this fascism fighter
1:13:31
fled. But on top of
1:13:33
that. They fled to, so
1:13:35
now they're hired by something
1:13:37
called the Monk School of
1:13:39
Global Affairs and Public Policy.
1:13:41
The Monk School is named
1:13:44
after Peter Monk. Peter Monk
1:13:46
and his Barrett Gold are
1:13:48
likely responsible for, you know,
1:13:50
unbelievable amounts of ecological devastation
1:13:52
of political corruption of I
1:13:54
mean, I've just looked up
1:13:56
some articles of, you know,
1:13:58
its employees. I mean, what
1:14:00
do they do? They go
1:14:02
into weak states and corrupt
1:14:04
countries and extract gold by
1:14:06
poisoning the place. I have
1:14:08
a small anecdote that I,
1:14:11
you know, as a Canadian,
1:14:13
that I personally experience. I've
1:14:15
been touring in Romania, you
1:14:17
know, like playing in Bucharest
1:14:19
and Cebu and all these
1:14:21
places in Romania for the
1:14:23
last 15, 20 years. And
1:14:25
one of the last times
1:14:27
I went there. My friend
1:14:29
was like, hey, do you
1:14:31
want to go see a
1:14:33
Canadian mining town in the
1:14:35
middle of the Carpetians? I
1:14:38
was like, yes. So Barrett
1:14:40
Gold had partnered with a
1:14:42
company called Rochea, Montana, who
1:14:44
wanted to basically use cyanide
1:14:46
washing, like washing dirt and
1:14:48
gravel with cyanide to extract
1:14:50
gold, just like banned in
1:14:52
most countries. They wanted to
1:14:54
use that to restart this
1:14:56
gold mine in the Carpetians.
1:14:58
The Canadian government had put
1:15:00
pressure on Romania to relax
1:15:02
its environmental protection laws. There
1:15:05
was a big sort of
1:15:07
protest movement against it. We
1:15:09
went to this town, I
1:15:11
saw a small quote unquote
1:15:13
museum dedicated to the art
1:15:15
of gold mining, and then
1:15:17
when we returned to the
1:15:19
car, found it surrounded by
1:15:21
goons. Wow. Yes. So I
1:15:23
was there with two Romanian
1:15:25
friends, and the goons were
1:15:27
basically like, what the fuck
1:15:29
are you guys doing here,
1:15:32
get out. like we don't
1:15:34
belong here leave now so
1:15:36
eventually I have a sort
1:15:38
of less dramatic but telling
1:15:40
anecdote from when Catherine and
1:15:42
I were living in Saudi
1:15:44
Arabia and we had we
1:15:46
had hopes that our Canadian
1:15:48
residency wouldn't be revoked and
1:15:50
we tried to look up
1:15:52
the the code for Canadian
1:15:54
tax filing and we found
1:15:56
that there was this wonderfully
1:15:59
promising exemption that turned out
1:16:01
not to apply to us
1:16:03
it was that anyone who
1:16:05
is directly involved in resource
1:16:07
exploitation or oil pumping does
1:16:09
not have to pay income
1:16:11
taxes for income earned outside
1:16:13
Canada. Correct. It did not
1:16:15
apply to people who were
1:16:17
teaching English, damn it. You
1:16:19
should have started an oil
1:16:21
well, John. Look, look at
1:16:23
that hole in the backyard.
1:16:26
What do you think that
1:16:28
is? I mean, just, you
1:16:30
know, among barracks partners or,
1:16:32
you know, officers or executives
1:16:34
or whatever, shareholders, were Koshogi,
1:16:36
and on Koshogi, the Iran
1:16:38
contra arms dealer dealer. So
1:16:40
basically, you know, the CIA
1:16:42
guy and George Papi, George
1:16:44
Herbert Walker Bush was, yeah,
1:16:46
Papi, you know, the former
1:16:48
head of the CIA. I
1:16:50
mean, there are just so
1:16:52
many horror stories about Barrett
1:16:55
Gold, like in Tanzania, corpses,
1:16:57
environmentalists, showing up, you know,
1:16:59
turning up dead, Argentina, like
1:17:01
they go in, they bribe
1:17:03
officials. anybody who protests gets
1:17:05
disappeared or brutalized. They sue
1:17:07
critics in Britain. They used
1:17:09
to be able, they used
1:17:11
to do that sort of
1:17:13
where you shop for the
1:17:15
weakest libel laws. So like
1:17:17
Great Palace got his article
1:17:19
taken down because it was
1:17:22
in the observer. And basically
1:17:24
all you have to do
1:17:26
in Britain is have money
1:17:28
to successfully sue for libel.
1:17:30
But if they're making money,
1:17:32
can you really call that
1:17:34
tyranny mark? So here, that's
1:17:36
where Stanley is going to,
1:17:38
you know, basically he's being
1:17:40
paid blood money. There's no
1:17:42
other way to put it.
1:17:44
He's being paid blood money
1:17:46
to flee fascism and then
1:17:49
to pontificate about fascism. I
1:17:51
mean, you could, and Canada,
1:17:53
you know, and not just
1:17:55
shit on Canada, because America
1:17:57
is obviously guilty a thousand
1:17:59
times over, but I mean,
1:18:01
Canada, it's just that Canada
1:18:03
has this nicer reputation, but
1:18:05
its wealth is all built
1:18:07
on blood money, basically, and
1:18:09
extraction. Resource extraction. Not just
1:18:11
domestically, but globally, like we
1:18:13
are... Right, exactly. Number one
1:18:16
offender, globally, for money. So
1:18:18
the last thing I think
1:18:20
if you can if we
1:18:22
could talk about because Canada
1:18:24
now is heading towards elections
1:18:26
oh yeah which which will
1:18:28
you know I don't know
1:18:30
how this will impact the
1:18:32
coming US invasion but you
1:18:34
have you know a new
1:18:36
liberal party leader and prime
1:18:38
minister going up against the
1:18:40
the conservative. So can you
1:18:43
describe who they are a
1:18:45
little bit? Because the new,
1:18:47
Kearney, the new Liberal Prime
1:18:49
Minister, has been getting a
1:18:51
lot of rave reviews in
1:18:53
the kind of center center
1:18:55
left press here. I had
1:18:57
a friend describe Kearney perfectly
1:18:59
as a triscit in a
1:19:01
suit. And I actually photoshopped,
1:19:03
I was like, he does
1:19:05
kind of look like a
1:19:07
Trist hit, and I photoshopped
1:19:10
together like him as a
1:19:12
Tristket, and it was like
1:19:14
almost indistinguishable from his actual
1:19:16
photographs. But I don't know,
1:19:18
I'll start with Paulavir, because
1:19:20
he's the, and I refuse
1:19:22
to pronounce his name correctly,
1:19:24
because he's the conservative party
1:19:26
leader briefly before a Kearny
1:19:28
got elected as PM internally
1:19:30
in the liberal party. Polyver
1:19:32
was kind of, it seemed
1:19:34
like the conservatives might take
1:19:37
it and now they're trailing.
1:19:39
They're trailing in the polls.
1:19:41
I will start this by
1:19:43
saying, one of those reasons
1:19:45
is that their practical material
1:19:47
platforms are pretty much indistinguishable
1:19:49
from each other. But Polyver,
1:19:51
he's young, he won the
1:19:53
conservative. party leadership in 2022
1:19:55
and the thing you got
1:19:57
to know about him is
1:19:59
he is like a neutron
1:20:01
star of charisma like like
1:20:04
he is just an absolute
1:20:06
fucking vacuum of charisma there's
1:20:08
a there's a great video
1:20:10
of him trying to like
1:20:12
cut it up with a
1:20:14
common man. This is a
1:20:16
common conservative failure, right? Like
1:20:18
I'm gonna go to the
1:20:20
place of work and have
1:20:22
a beer with the fellas.
1:20:24
Right. So he's like fucking
1:20:26
trying to make a pizza
1:20:28
in Winnipeg and there's this
1:20:30
incredible scene of him just biffing
1:20:33
it and like the pizza is
1:20:35
sliding off the giant wooden paddle.
1:20:37
And he's just making these horrible
1:20:39
faces just being like, I mean,
1:20:42
I think on a practical level,
1:20:44
that's like all you need to
1:20:46
know. He's just like a vet
1:20:48
grown. So he started working
1:20:50
for the conservatives as a
1:20:52
teenager. He was involved with Stockwell
1:20:54
Day in the Alliance Party, which
1:20:57
was a right wing party in
1:20:59
the late 90s, early 2000s. He's
1:21:01
a Catholic and his biggest
1:21:03
political influence, according to him,
1:21:06
was reading Milton Freeman's freedom
1:21:08
and capital in high school.
1:21:10
It's so wild I have
1:21:12
to say like the enduring
1:21:15
influence of the neoliberal
1:21:17
and on the right especially
1:21:19
on the right actually the
1:21:21
people who constantly denounced
1:21:24
neoliberalism which they
1:21:26
just think means new liberals
1:21:29
or something like they don't
1:21:31
even know that and they'll say
1:21:33
you know I'm down screw the
1:21:35
neoliberal's I'm for Milton Friedman
1:21:37
like what the fuck is
1:21:39
wrong with you. His, so
1:21:41
his only job that wasn't
1:21:43
in the government was as a
1:21:46
collectionist agent for Tellis, which is
1:21:48
the big telecom monopoly. He's a
1:21:50
collection agent. He was a collection
1:21:53
agency for one of the two
1:21:55
big phone companies in Canada, one
1:21:58
of the two big telecom. monopolies.
1:22:00
So that involves actually
1:22:03
yelling at people who can't
1:22:05
pay their bills? Yes. Yeah.
1:22:07
Wow. That is kind of
1:22:09
the perfect job for a
1:22:11
conservative party leader though, isn't
1:22:13
it? Or Republican party leader.
1:22:15
Yeah, that's interesting. He's
1:22:17
a huge fan of
1:22:20
Bitcoin. He's anti-union, anti-raising
1:22:22
minimum wage. And like... His
1:22:24
strategies are basically this. So
1:22:26
his housing is a huge
1:22:28
issue in Canada right now.
1:22:30
We have a massive, massive
1:22:32
housing bubble that is partially,
1:22:35
if not entirely, the fault
1:22:37
of the other guy who's
1:22:39
running Mark Carney, who came
1:22:41
in and basically tried to
1:22:43
protect Canada from contamination
1:22:45
of the US crash
1:22:47
of 2007. So Pauliver's
1:22:49
strategy for housing is
1:22:51
too. build more houses.
1:22:53
How are we going to do that?
1:22:55
You know, get rid of red
1:22:57
tape. It's the abundance agenda. It
1:22:59
says recline. It is, which
1:23:01
is something that Kearney also
1:23:03
subscribes to. Kearney has been
1:23:06
talking about publicly about abundance
1:23:08
agendas. So they're both on
1:23:10
board with this. What about
1:23:12
financing? Do they talk about,
1:23:14
it's like, okay, nice, we'll
1:23:16
cut red tape, but somebody
1:23:18
still needs to put up
1:23:20
the money for it. Well, Kearney
1:23:22
has been vaguely threatening that
1:23:24
the government will get involved
1:23:26
with building houses, which he's
1:23:28
unclear what that means. He
1:23:31
likes to use the word
1:23:33
affordable a lot, which is
1:23:35
a great way of, you
1:23:37
know, dodging any government responsibility
1:23:39
to cap rent or real
1:23:41
estate prices. Right. But... It's
1:23:43
like the Democrats saying access
1:23:45
to health care. Yes. As
1:23:47
a way of avoiding saying,
1:23:49
yeah, universal health care. Yeah. But
1:23:52
yeah, so that's pretty much it
1:23:54
on Pauliver. His foreign policy is
1:23:56
he is anti-Russia, as his carnie,
1:23:59
he's anti-China. as is Kearney,
1:24:01
he blames Hamas for everything
1:24:03
that's happened in Israel and
1:24:05
Gaza. And the funniest thing
1:24:08
is he's deeply anti-Iran, except
1:24:10
he, like the Conservatives had
1:24:12
the Revolutionary Guard declared
1:24:14
a terrorist organization. Right,
1:24:17
Trump did that, yeah.
1:24:19
But their leader, their spiritual leader,
1:24:21
Stephen Harper, continues yearly to
1:24:23
meet with the MEK. Oh,
1:24:26
the MEK, amazing. Yeah, so
1:24:28
that's. That's gotten polar and
1:24:30
hot water with the Iranian
1:24:32
community voting-wise. And yeah, that's
1:24:34
about it. I mean, his
1:24:36
military policy is to reinvigorate
1:24:38
a Harper plan to build
1:24:40
a base in the Arctic,
1:24:42
which has been on the
1:24:44
books since 2008 and by
1:24:46
American aircraft. I remember that.
1:24:48
Yes. Ice Station Zebra, American
1:24:51
aircraft, American radar, American radar, and
1:24:53
somehow we're going to build, and
1:24:55
I want to ask you about
1:24:57
this, John. weaponized icebreakers.
1:25:00
So these are icebreakers that
1:25:02
have some kind of military
1:25:04
capacity like maybe they have
1:25:06
a cannon on them. Icebreakers
1:25:08
with freaking lasers! Yeah, I
1:25:10
imagine it would be about
1:25:12
like that. Yeah, you just
1:25:14
weld a few missile launchers
1:25:16
and a few deck guns
1:25:18
onto an icebreaker and you
1:25:20
got a militarized icebreaker. Yeah, this
1:25:22
is the most, we talked about this
1:25:24
day, this is the most war hammer
1:25:27
40K idea, I mean it does sound
1:25:29
cool. I've been on a Russian ice
1:25:31
breaker up in the Arctic Circle with
1:25:33
an actual, I got to actually see
1:25:35
the nuclear reactor in it.
1:25:37
You can hit
1:25:39
through this like
1:25:41
very thick glass,
1:25:43
see that I
1:25:46
was like, you
1:25:48
know, I was
1:25:50
like, don't! They're
1:25:52
huge. They're really
1:25:54
cool. They're very
1:25:56
cool. They're very,
1:25:58
I mean. If
1:26:00
it would flow, it would
1:26:02
be the war hammer 40k
1:26:04
ship of ships. I would
1:26:06
love that. Yeah. So that's
1:26:08
his plan. That's and that's
1:26:10
basically all over and you
1:26:12
know, he's got like a
1:26:14
mild version of like American
1:26:16
Republican identity politics, you know,
1:26:18
like, like, uh, DeI, anti
1:26:20
trans, anti LGBT, but softer,
1:26:22
you know, right. And then
1:26:24
on the other hand, we
1:26:27
have carny who is. I
1:26:29
would say the art typical
1:26:31
of overseer and you know
1:26:33
Mark you and I talked about
1:26:35
this, but here's here's his
1:26:37
resume. So he was a
1:26:40
former Goldman Sachs guy from
1:26:42
1995 to 2003 and he
1:26:44
worked on their response to
1:26:46
the Russian financial collapse of
1:26:49
1998. Yeah, that's bad news
1:26:51
because Matt Tabe wrote about
1:26:53
this for the Excel. Goldman
1:26:56
had some... I forget who gave us
1:26:58
the tip. It was somebody, somebody
1:27:00
who hated the Clinton's, who was in
1:27:02
DC, kind of gave us a tip
1:27:05
on this. It was good intelligence that
1:27:07
was passed on, and then Matt
1:27:09
sort of looked into it, reported
1:27:12
it. Yeah, Goldman basically was holding
1:27:14
on to a bunch of debt
1:27:16
that was gonna explode and
1:27:18
used its contacts with the
1:27:20
Clinton administration and jubies and
1:27:23
so on to dump it.
1:27:25
dump that bad debt that was
1:27:27
about to explode onto other investors
1:27:29
and got out, you know, with a
1:27:32
big profit rather than a
1:27:34
huge loss. So that was just
1:27:36
pure corruption and dirt. Like there
1:27:38
was nothing going on there
1:27:40
in Russia with Western investors
1:27:42
except trading on insider
1:27:45
information and debt and people's
1:27:47
misery. That's it. Nothing else. So
1:27:50
he was deeply involved with
1:27:52
that. He was deeply involved with
1:27:54
that. Deputy Governor of the
1:27:57
Bank of Canada, he worked
1:27:59
as Deputy Minister. finance, and
1:28:01
then became the governor of
1:28:03
the Bank of Canada during
1:28:05
the financial crash in
1:28:07
2007, and his fix
1:28:10
to insulate Canada against
1:28:12
contamination from the US market
1:28:15
was, if you could believe
1:28:17
this, ultra-low interest rates.
1:28:19
So there's a huge spike
1:28:21
in housing prices around 2010,
1:28:24
and in April 2012, Kearny
1:28:26
is on record saying that
1:28:28
there were quote, some issues
1:28:31
in the West dealt with
1:28:33
that was basically to massively
1:28:35
inflate. But he was, quote,
1:28:38
not too concerned about it.
1:28:40
You know what's so interesting
1:28:43
is that the way that
1:28:45
the US and Canada and
1:28:47
a lot of countries in
1:28:49
the West dealt with
1:28:51
that was basically to
1:28:54
massively inflate. assets to
1:28:56
make sure that the upper
1:28:58
20% and certainly the upper 1%
1:29:00
but you know even sort of
1:29:03
property holders of good
1:29:05
properties upper 20 25%
1:29:07
let's say were completely
1:29:09
insulated from this
1:29:12
collapse and and their their
1:29:14
assets were inflated as they
1:29:17
were about to go down that
1:29:19
is to say their their
1:29:21
property and you know in
1:29:23
stocks and so on. And it's
1:29:25
still in a hole from this,
1:29:27
but China is still dealing with
1:29:29
debt issues because its answer to
1:29:32
it was to massively build, over-built
1:29:34
real estate and apartments
1:29:36
and housing, so that now it has,
1:29:38
its problem is it has
1:29:40
too much housing for the people,
1:29:42
because they're worried, you know, the
1:29:45
Chinese leadership, and this is historical,
1:29:47
because of their historical experience,
1:29:49
is worried more than
1:29:51
anything about... instability
1:29:53
and people turning you know against
1:29:55
them in an anarchy whereas the
1:29:57
you know the the ruling class
1:30:00
classes in our countries and Kearney
1:30:02
is an agent of this are
1:30:04
really only worried about the
1:30:07
upper class and their retirement
1:30:09
accounts and their property values.
1:30:11
Yeah. And so that inflated the
1:30:14
value of housing so much
1:30:16
and it's still even getting worse
1:30:19
that that nobody can afford
1:30:21
it anymore basically is that
1:30:23
right? Yeah. Yeah I mean that's it.
1:30:26
I just as an example the
1:30:28
I'm sure John you're familiar with
1:30:30
the town of the Naimo
1:30:32
British Columbia. Oh yeah. The
1:30:34
armpit of Vancouver Island, the
1:30:36
hub city. Yeah, it goes
1:30:38
on forever and it never
1:30:40
gets any better. Yeah, yeah,
1:30:42
famously housed a huge House
1:30:44
Angels chapter that was importing
1:30:46
heroin like during the 90s,
1:30:49
but. So like the Naimo,
1:30:51
if you want to rent
1:30:53
a basement suite in Naimo,
1:30:55
British Columbia, where there are
1:30:57
no jobs, you can look
1:30:59
to pay between $1,800 and
1:31:02
$2,000 a month. Wow. So that's
1:31:04
the kind of housing crisis Canada
1:31:06
is dealing with right now.
1:31:08
Yeah, I hear Toronto
1:31:10
is insane. Right. he presides over
1:31:13
this and then in I didn't
1:31:15
know this until last week but
1:31:17
he went on to become governor
1:31:19
bank of England I know during
1:31:22
the time he oversaw the guy
1:31:24
the bank of England's response
1:31:26
to Brexit right so so
1:31:28
he is he is like the ultimate
1:31:30
he's like the wolf or something like
1:31:32
he comes in to clean up when
1:31:35
shit's hitting the fan he comes
1:31:37
in and takes care of the
1:31:39
right people make sure that the right
1:31:41
people are taking care of when there's
1:31:43
chaos that they can't completely
1:31:45
control. It's like, okay, a lot
1:31:47
of people are going to have to suffer,
1:31:50
but make sure that it's not our
1:31:52
people. Yeah. So Kearney now is, it looks
1:31:54
like he's probably going to win.
1:31:56
It may be, yeah, probably amazing,
1:31:58
because he's considered. that different
1:32:00
from Trudeau or because
1:32:02
the other guy just such a too much
1:32:05
of a knucklehead? I think
1:32:07
it's a combination of
1:32:09
both. I think it's, Polyvera
1:32:11
is such a charisma vacuum
1:32:13
that I think it's very
1:32:15
difficult for people to get
1:32:17
any momentum around him or
1:32:20
get excited about him. And
1:32:22
Carnegie, even if you look at
1:32:24
his record, which is not
1:32:26
great, you know, like, like his... his
1:32:28
record as a guy who fixes
1:32:31
things like Russia 1998 yes creating
1:32:33
a housing bubble and the response
1:32:35
to Brexit and and even recently
1:32:38
the liberal party one of the
1:32:40
one of the few good things
1:32:42
that they put forward before Trudeau
1:32:44
stepped down was a capital gains
1:32:47
tax. Kearney stepped in and his
1:32:49
first and only act as PM as
1:32:51
far as I'm concerned is
1:32:53
scrapping the capital gains tax
1:32:55
tax. To which the conservative response
1:32:57
was to make memes of him
1:33:00
as chairman Mao So that is the
1:33:02
political landscape in Canada that
1:33:04
that's what we're dealing with you
1:33:06
know And I'm not mentioning the
1:33:08
other political parties because they're not
1:33:11
really mentioning in this, but what
1:33:13
does Kearney say about Trump and
1:33:15
the and America's threats and the
1:33:17
tariffs and all that? I mean, Carney
1:33:19
claimed that he wouldn't meet with
1:33:22
Trump unless Trump respected Canada's sovereignty,
1:33:24
but then like immediately met with
1:33:26
him over the phone. And this
1:33:29
is a couple days ago, and
1:33:31
they claimed that he and Trump
1:33:34
had a, quote, productive conversation about
1:33:36
new economic and security relationship between
1:33:38
our two sovereign countries, repeatedly stressed
1:33:41
how good the meeting was, but
1:33:43
then switched to Duman gloom and
1:33:46
said, what he's the old world.
1:33:48
These old relationships, the old
1:33:50
order, it is over. Yeah,
1:33:52
but that's also what Trump
1:33:54
wants out there too.
1:33:56
Trump loves being this
1:33:58
transformational figure. who's putting,
1:34:00
who's scaring everybody and
1:34:03
making everybody think something
1:34:05
massively dramatic is going
1:34:07
on. Yeah, everybody is
1:34:09
promising. I think people just
1:34:11
want change in any direction.
1:34:13
It's just like, please, something
1:34:15
needs to happen. Right. And
1:34:17
these people are promising something
1:34:20
vague that's going to happen, but
1:34:22
they can't even describe the
1:34:24
contours of it, you know? I mean, I,
1:34:26
you know, correct me if I'm wrong here.
1:34:28
I hate doing predictions
1:34:30
ever since then. The Russian invasion.
1:34:32
Oh God, me too, man. I
1:34:34
know. I really blew it with
1:34:37
that one. I know. But that
1:34:39
said, I mean, if recent history
1:34:41
is any judge, Trump's gonna, Trump
1:34:43
is clearly, we said this, actually
1:34:45
we did predict this right, we've
1:34:47
been saying all along that Trump
1:34:50
too is gonna be a lot. He's
1:34:52
not going to be the Mr. Nice
1:34:54
Trump anymore. This is going to be
1:34:56
the bad Trump that we are getting,
1:34:58
and it's definitely turned out to be
1:35:01
that way. And the Trump's whole thing
1:35:03
for his power is to create
1:35:05
crises that he then manages and
1:35:07
makes everybody else scramble around and
1:35:09
respond to rather than waiting for
1:35:12
crises. He wants to keep everybody,
1:35:14
and he's doing that as well. But in
1:35:17
the end, in the end, my guess would
1:35:19
be that relations between... Canada
1:35:21
like all this talk, the
1:35:23
relations between Canada and the US
1:35:25
are not going to massively change
1:35:27
or even maybe change all that much
1:35:30
at all. All it will take for
1:35:32
the US for example, it'd be like
1:35:34
Biden is to have another, you know,
1:35:36
pseudo liberal, another Obama or
1:35:39
something or, you know, like Bernie
1:35:41
Birnbaum, I'll squirt a few and
1:35:43
you'll come back to me. Like,
1:35:45
yeah, exactly. Yeah, I mean, the
1:35:47
whole world elite seemed to...
1:35:49
except Biden as a
1:35:51
return to normalcy,
1:35:54
as Harding would have
1:35:56
said. And it lasted
1:35:58
less than... four years,
1:36:00
but I mean, they took it
1:36:02
at that. They took it on
1:36:04
faith. Like, you can't really be
1:36:06
abandoning us and our little deal
1:36:09
which has been so profitable for
1:36:11
all of us. Yeah, I mean,
1:36:13
we're locked for better or for
1:36:15
worse. I think probably for
1:36:17
worse Canada because the
1:36:19
decisions that it's made
1:36:21
geopolitically over the last
1:36:23
50 years is locked in a death
1:36:25
embrace with the United States.
1:36:28
The West is. going to decline.
1:36:30
It is a fact. Like I really,
1:36:32
you know, like whether it's a little
1:36:35
or a lot as anybody's guess,
1:36:37
but we are under the thumb
1:36:39
of the United States because
1:36:41
we just don't have the
1:36:43
manpower or the military to
1:36:45
challenge them in a meaningful
1:36:48
way. And the United States
1:36:50
needs Canada because we got
1:36:52
the water. We have the
1:36:54
resources. Right. Yeah. And it is
1:36:56
so, so it's good and bad. I
1:36:58
think, you know. there's going to have
1:37:01
to be some kind of compromise made
1:37:03
with whatever government's in place in the
1:37:05
United States and that'll be that, you
1:37:07
know? Unless we can decouple ourselves entirely,
1:37:10
which is not going to happen. So
1:37:12
there it is. Yeah, because the only
1:37:14
way you decouple would be to Europe through
1:37:16
Britain, but Britain is like 10 years ahead
1:37:18
of us in this in this death embrace.
1:37:21
Like, you know, and the lines with China.
1:37:23
Yeah, that's true. No, that would be a
1:37:25
real way, but yeah. Yeah. The ruling
1:37:27
class would never allow that
1:37:29
I would think. I don't
1:37:31
think so. Yeah. Yeah. Where's
1:37:33
Timothy Snyder going to go
1:37:36
then? You know? University of
1:37:38
Beijing? That sounds kind of
1:37:40
cool to me. I know.
1:37:42
I don't know. To defeat
1:37:44
tyranny you need to flee
1:37:46
as the arms of managed
1:37:48
democracy. You must become tyranny.
1:37:50
Yes. All right, I think
1:37:52
this would be a good
1:37:55
place to end it. Thank you
1:37:57
so much Dan Bickner of Yeah, that was
1:37:59
a great show Thank you, a
1:38:01
Always a pleasure to
1:38:03
talk to either of
1:38:05
you. you. Yeah, thanks so
1:38:08
much for having me
1:38:10
on. for right, right, thanks everybody.
1:38:12
to you soon. Bye.
1:38:15
Bye, guys. talk to you soon. Bye.
1:38:17
Bye, guys. You
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