You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge The Child. The people are real, the cases are fake, the rulings are pretend. This is Judge Child.

For the prosecution, Simeon will bring 3 charges against Disney Lorcana.

For the defence, David will back the game and its designers. 

We have not reached out to Disney or Ravensburger for comment, because this is a silly spoof courtroom podcast. Do not take it seriously.

All rise, for Judge Child.

We Don't Talk About Uno is a fan-made podcast all about Lorcana, a TCG made by Disney. We love to receive feedback, questions, games and general positivity at @lorcanapodcast (twitter and tiktok) or via email at lorcanapodcast@gmail.com