0:01

So,

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Whoa, what is going on, everybody. Welcome

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to On Screen Live. My name is

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Andrew Jupin and this is our show

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for Monday. March the 31st, which reminds

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me everybody, March is over. Tomorrow is

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April the 1st. Do not sanction.

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Any April Fool's buffoonery whatsoever, put a

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stop to it in the office, at

0:45

home, threaten divorce paper write-ups, like

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whatever you gotta do, we gotta

0:49

put a stop to April Fool's Day.

0:51

It's cruel, and anybody who's into

0:53

it. Man, you gotta rethink your priorities,

0:56

your priorities. Just got to put

0:58

that out there. Now, we got a

1:00

lot to get to today, going to

1:02

bring in three fellow April fools.

1:04

Here we have Stephen Sadak. Not

1:06

a fan of April fools. And

1:08

I think my priorities are right

1:10

where they need to be, honest.

1:12

I was thinking about my priorities.

1:15

I'm like, yeah, those are good. Yeah,

1:17

yeah, you got some decent priorities. Just

1:19

okay. Oh no, it's an old man

1:21

and to see if it goes, if

1:23

you go down. Oh no, keep it

1:26

right where it is. Speaking of not

1:28

standing up, you know him, you

1:30

love him, Mr. Eric Siska. Yes,

1:32

I want to find that old

1:34

man in the boat, right? Yes.

1:36

I'll see where the dangy is,

1:38

dude. But by the way, I'm

1:40

a fan of April Fool's. I

1:42

want everyone to spread this message

1:44

tomorrow. Maybe post it on our

1:46

subreddit, I hate tragically passed away.

1:48

Oh, there you go. Classic prank,

1:50

dude. Please say that I'm dead.

1:52

Faking your own death, I think,

1:55

is the oldest prank of all.

1:57

It's what Jesus did. That's true.

1:59

And he came back. for that

2:01

bean dinner. No, the bean dinner

2:03

was on the way out, right?

2:05

Yes, the bean dinner was on

2:07

the way out. There was the

2:09

last meal there. Like, Jesus, you

2:11

can have baked beans or buffalo

2:13

wings, whatever you want, buddy. Right,

2:15

it's like prison, right? You get

2:17

like, you can have lobster and

2:19

steak if you want, but he

2:21

chose bean dinner, bean supper with

2:24

his buddies. Steve, any indication of

2:26

what was consumed at the last

2:28

supper out of curiosity? there's a

2:30

bunch of bread probably there must

2:32

have been some meat somewhere you

2:34

know that's what I like to

2:36

think yeah top of nod possibly

2:38

nice tasting menu maybe yeah exactly

2:40

oh there you go oh we

2:42

I saw the I don't I

2:44

delay Chris but I saw that

2:46

I texted you guys about the

2:49

last supper yes the chosen when

2:51

there it's it's it's it's a

2:53

trailer of Jesus being cool to

2:55

Johnny Cash music yeah I was

2:57

laughing in the theater. It's awesome.

2:59

Speaking of laughing in the theater

3:01

and speaking of a dude who

3:03

will flip. the money changers table

3:05

mr. Chris cabin i think you

3:07

have to go with lobster and

3:09

buffalo wings you got to you

3:11

got a mix and match i

3:13

don't think you can go one

3:16

way or like it's sure the

3:18

stakes too much so you're going

3:20

to be heavy going into the

3:22

death chamber i don't think that's

3:24

good but you're clarifying you're clarifying

3:26

appetizers are available for you know

3:28

yeah oh no i think you

3:30

get a clear well you know

3:32

what there's no There's no restrictions,

3:34

so why not go for a

3:36

50, 50 wings and a lobster?

3:38

Some poo-poo platters. The weird thing

3:41

was Jesus wanted to have it

3:43

at Barcade, but like, the apostles

3:45

just kept playing those eight-bit video

3:47

games, and he's like, guys, guys,

3:49

over here. Can we put the

3:51

burger time down? I'm gonna be

3:53

crucified tomorrow. I'm going to be

3:55

crucified tomorrow. Let him have his

3:57

day, of course. Check this shit

3:59

out. Gonna read this one on

4:01

the air. This is for Mark

4:03

E in the chat. They say,

4:05

when they're any rock in their

4:08

second go around, which thanks for

4:10

doing that. One of the interpreters

4:12

got me with an April Fool's

4:14

joke, they say by telling them

4:16

the president of Iraq was assassinated,

4:18

went to look it up, and

4:20

he started laughing at me. Seems

4:22

like a pretty cruel joke for

4:24

a military commander to play there.

4:26

Sure. But see this is what

4:28

I'm talking about dude. You're joking

4:30

about fucking the president of Iraq

4:32

being assassinated like that can lead

4:35

to some major shit That's really

4:37

hard to hear us as a

4:39

troop. You know how they got

4:41

to him before me Or was

4:43

this the new president? Yeah, it

4:45

depends on where what level we

4:47

were a lot of context missing

4:49

here. Yeah, I'm gonna guess it

4:51

was the sequel And this week's

4:53

top of the box office, we'll

4:55

see if you guys can get

4:57

any of these really quickly. First

5:00

one is from 2001. This was

5:02

a movie that I, I'm pretty

5:04

sure most of us, if not

5:06

all of us, on the show

5:08

right now, this was our first

5:10

exposure to Wujah cinema. Oh, yeah,

5:12

Crouching Tiger. Oh, yeah. Look at

5:14

that. Love movie. I recently we

5:16

watched it. It's fantastic. Really good

5:18

stuff. Next one is from 2010.

5:20

This is Top of the Box

5:22

Office, this day in 2010, March

5:24

31st, 2010. This star is a

5:27

child star who's now grown up

5:29

and she makes some movies and

5:31

albums and whatnot. She's more of

5:33

a pop star. And this is

5:35

a movie about her dealing with

5:37

her musician father, who ironically is

5:39

not played by her real life

5:41

musician father. a one-hit wonder from

5:43

the 90s. It's the obviously it's

5:45

Miley Cyrus, but I don't know

5:47

any of those movies. Good enough

5:49

Steve. That's correct. It's the last

5:52

song. You got a Hemsworth floating

5:54

around in here. Yeah, I don't

5:56

know which one. Is this what

5:58

they played at the last supper?

6:00

That's what that's the movie they

6:02

watched. They were like, Jesus, you

6:04

can watch whatever movie you want

6:06

to watch, man. It's your, it's

6:08

your, the show, the movie. Yeah,

6:10

this is a, I think it's

6:12

a Liam Hemsworth we got there.

6:14

Neer is the father. Oh, wow.

6:16

So they did a little dance

6:19

swap? Yeah, trade up from Billy

6:21

Ray Cyrus. I'd rather be raised

6:23

by Greg Canier for sure. Absolutely.

6:25

This next one took the top

6:27

of the box office this day,

6:29

March 31st, 2006. This is a

6:31

sequel to an animated film. It's

6:33

the first sequel of what would

6:35

have become many. Do I story

6:37

two? Oh, 2006, you've noticed Ice

6:39

Age, oh, yeah, we got it.

6:41

Yeah, man, that's Scrat, huh? We

6:44

were trying to get him on

6:46

t-shirts. Did he have his own,

6:48

like, uh... Hulu streaming cartoon maybe

6:50

they must have been some stupid

6:52

thing I know they had like

6:54

shorts in front of shit it

6:56

was like scratch big score and

6:58

whatever did that uh Dennis Leary

7:00

military show get canceled yet or

7:02

probably already did yeah I haven't

7:04

heard the word but man I

7:06

watched the trailer for it and

7:08

it was just TBC two weeks

7:11

and Rick but during them in

7:13

the military, which is great. This

7:15

is our, yeah. This is our

7:17

little light news of industry talk

7:19

right now. We're gonna look up

7:21

to see if that show has

7:23

been canceled yet. Oh, it says

7:25

present still. Okay, I don't know

7:27

yet, but we'll wait in here.

7:29

One more, title of the box

7:31

office just from this day last

7:33

year. It was a very disappointing

7:36

team up movie. Okay. Let's see

7:38

here again 2024 2024 with some

7:40

big stars. Oh boy expendables for

7:42

Oh no! No! Oh no! Oh

7:44

boy! The boys. That's a Godzilla

7:46

X-Kong. I prefer Godzilla X-X-X-X-X-K-S-Kong. That's

7:48

right. They say, your mama's Godzilla.

7:50

But they're stripping. I like that

7:52

one. Get it on, dude. King

7:54

Kong is like throwing his song

7:56

at people. Yeah. Earth's hollow for

7:58

a reason. You know you're in

8:00

trouble with that Godzilla X-Con because

8:03

it wakes, it starts with King

8:05

Kong like waking up and taking

8:07

a shower, like I'm not getting,

8:09

and I was like, I'm in

8:11

trouble. Movies in trouble, I'm in

8:13

trouble, everyone in the theater was

8:15

in trouble, it was a bad

8:17

movie. Have some okay movies floating

8:19

around the box office here, let's

8:21

check out what was going on,

8:23

on not an entirely embarrassing weekend

8:25

at the box office, this is

8:28

highest gross. Should

8:36

say of course I forgot to

8:38

do this at the top, but

8:41

welcome back everyone in the chat

8:43

Jeff McFarland will be real Greg

8:45

Bufado Let's see E Simon says

8:47

14 super Rob. Don't forget sucked

8:49

is back. I always like in

8:51

the hot in the chat Thank

8:53

you, sir Tyler Tino? Do you

8:55

pronounce that G Tyler? Let me

8:57

know, man. I'm so Rachel, I

8:59

don't know if I said it

9:01

yet, but French to 663, I

9:03

like that. All right, so here

9:05

we go, we got some stuff

9:07

floating around the box office. In

9:10

at 5, it was a movie,

9:12

man. You got you got which

9:14

way the wind was blown at

9:16

Southby because no one was really

9:18

talking about A24's death of a

9:20

unicorn. I want to take a

9:22

victory lap on this when the

9:24

trailer came out. I was like

9:26

this looks fucking stupid as sin.

9:28

You were right Steve Seda, you

9:30

get points on that man. Did

9:32

any of us see it? I

9:34

know I didn't. No. So we're

9:36

judging it already guys. Come on.

9:39

We're that bad. I'm just tired

9:41

of A24, watch it, honestly. Like,

9:43

you know what I mean? Like,

9:45

the small ones. A good director?

9:47

Sure, I'm in, but like, just

9:49

like a, it's an A24 movie.

9:51

I like A24 movie. There's an

9:53

A24 movie coming out with Dakota

9:55

Johnson doing hitched. Oh, nice. Yes,

9:57

yes, that's right. Oh, really? And

9:59

they're doing the Paul, uh, Tim

10:01

Robinson movie, which. I am interested

10:03

in that. That's that'll get you

10:05

back on the Paul Red train.

10:08

I am. I'm interested in that.

10:10

But this one. Yeah, I haven't

10:12

even seen. Honestly, even the poster

10:14

makes me turned off. Yeah, like

10:16

that's the most I know about

10:18

it is what the what the

10:20

poster just showed me. And I'm

10:22

like, no, how to kiss your

10:24

dragon. No, I mean, here's the

10:26

deal to 5.8 million on. 3,050

10:28

screens which is more screens than

10:30

some of the films that did

10:32

better in the top five. I

10:34

mean they dumped this movie I

10:37

didn't even know it was coming

10:39

out like I knew that it

10:41

was I knew it existed and

10:43

then like it kind of disappeared

10:45

and then like it's out. That

10:47

was the week this was the

10:49

weekend for that because also like

10:51

getting the cholesterol out because like

10:53

I heard nothing about it. I

10:55

had only remembered hearing about it

10:57

when Kerry on came out I

10:59

remember reading oh. Daniel Deadwiler is

11:01

doing another movie with him that

11:03

is already done. I was like,

11:06

I guess it's happening. And say

11:08

the title so people know what

11:10

you're even talking about. A woman

11:12

in the yard, which is a,

11:14

we will see later, yeah. Because

11:16

Colmit Sarah, no one knows what

11:18

you're saying. You're like, God, Zootite.

11:20

Oh, yes, saying, God bless you

11:22

in a different language. Well, I

11:24

didn't know that it was a

11:26

Jamalet Sarah movie until you said

11:28

it yesterday, until you said it

11:30

yesterday. will come and go and

11:32

you'll be able to rent it.

11:35

Too sweet. In a four. Yes,

11:37

Chris will have a lengthier capsule

11:39

review on this in a bit,

11:41

but yes, the new Jamaica Let

11:43

Sarah movie from Blumas and Ungristle.

11:45

Woman in the yard. Here we

11:47

go with some more horror at

11:49

the box office, 9.5 million. So

11:51

this did a bigger opening than

11:53

hard eyes and companion, but not

11:55

as big as Wolfman or the

11:57

monkey. So there's that going on.

11:59

Makes about sense. That's about the

12:01

ballpark. I read a review for

12:04

this over the weekend and I

12:06

was like, that's what that movie

12:08

is. Yeah, I I I I

12:10

I I've been trying to do

12:12

a Steve Sadek method. I've been

12:14

trying to avoid trailers like, I

12:16

still do not know what the

12:18

new PT Anderson movies about. I've

12:20

been avoiding it and like the

12:22

plague. And I'm trying to do

12:24

that with all movies now as

12:26

many as I can, other than

12:28

ones on this one, and usually

12:30

the ones that are in this

12:33

one, I'm probably gonna know what

12:35

they're about anyway, just because I

12:37

know. Two fucking victory laps in

12:39

one day, I love it. Everyone

12:41

coming to my side. Yes. Wait,

12:43

what is your victory lap with

12:45

this movie, Woman in the Yard?

12:47

The trailer thing, I've been saying

12:49

it for years. Oh, oh sure.

12:51

We should mention that Steve is

12:53

under the weather, he's got a

12:55

little cold, he's not doing the,

12:57

my dad plays at the, his

12:59

pajamas at the casino now. Well

13:02

I can do it really well

13:04

now. My dad plays at the

13:06

casino at home. Oh wow. Yeah,

13:08

that's actually not bad. He witnessed

13:10

the death of a unicorn and

13:12

got kissed by a drag and

13:14

now he sounds like that. I'd

13:16

like casinos, but Betfair's the best.

13:18

So, you know. I like the

13:20

context. You know, we got new

13:22

listeners that don't know these red

13:24

jokes about local commercials. The most

13:26

hyper-local. Important. Coming in at number

13:28

three, the chosen Colin last supper.

13:31

So here we are, this is

13:33

a fathom event. 11.5 million dollars.

13:35

I'm imagining ham and eggs maybe

13:37

a big pile of toast. Oh,

13:39

that's a breakfast. Yeah, I'm sure

13:41

we've had this conversation before. This

13:43

is a TV series that they

13:45

put on correct on screen, right?

13:47

Yes. Did this air on any

13:49

network or is it like Jesus

13:51

fish dot TV or something? It

13:53

airs somewhere. It is wild that

13:55

this is a thing in this

13:57

country, right? Like this is... this

13:59

is a juggernaut look at this

14:02

thing huge juggernaut you know the

14:04

funny thing is though so there's

14:06

some other last supper movie that

14:08

came out a couple weeks prior

14:10

to this like it's actual movie

14:12

same deal and apparently I was

14:14

seeing some reports some theaters were

14:16

fucking it up and playing that

14:18

movie and not this the chosen

14:20

like I actually won like total

14:22

first-hand story a woman I used

14:24

to work with who goes to

14:26

these things takes her Elderly Italian

14:28

mother to all of them, you

14:31

know, she even said she was

14:33

like we were seated for the

14:35

first two episodes of the chosen

14:37

They're a big fan of the

14:39

series the theater played the wrong

14:41

fucking thing So like what we're

14:43

talking about the fucking? The Christmas

14:45

story in April that's not going

14:47

to work. No, it was an

14:49

it's another movie about the last

14:51

supper. Oh So it's about so

14:53

Jesus is in it. So did

14:55

anyone how did you notice it

14:57

was different? Because one starts like

15:00

the movie and the other one's

15:02

got your fucking TV intro to

15:04

the chosen. Wow, I can't believe

15:06

the chosen got Willam to foe

15:08

back and eat it. Yeah, hey,

15:10

what's for dinner? Guess who's coming

15:12

to dinner? Me, Jesus. Oh man,

15:14

do they show the last supper

15:16

in that movie? It's been a

15:18

while. I think so. That's the

15:20

big one. That was where he

15:22

got his mom to cameo. She's

15:24

making the sauce in the background.

15:26

Coming in at number two and

15:29

tanking fucking hard, the plane is

15:31

crashed into the mountain for snow

15:33

white. A paltry 14.3 million dollars

15:35

which represents a 60, what did

15:37

I put, 66 percent fall. Ouch

15:39

town for the budget. And that

15:41

has got nothing to do with

15:43

the two words free Palestine. Let

15:45

me be completely honest. No one

15:47

wants to see this movie for

15:49

a million different reasons. Who has

15:51

nostalgia? No one has nostalgia for

15:53

1938 or whatever the fuck. Like

15:55

why do you know a lot

15:58

of people have nostalgia for 1938?

16:00

Not the right reasons, though. Right,

16:02

yeah. The rights of 1938. Yeah,

16:04

the stepping of 1930s. And the

16:06

wrongs as well. But yeah, dude, I

16:08

mean, just like, I'm sorry, no

16:10

one gives a shit about

16:12

that story. No one wanted

16:14

this movie. Nope. And you're

16:17

blaming that girl. Eat a

16:19

bag of dicks, dude. Don't

16:21

blame Rachel Ziegler's, her name,

16:23

right? Correct. Blame those goddam

16:25

abominations. Dwarf the CG people

16:27

like no one wants to

16:29

look at that for two

16:31

hours No, because it's vomiting.

16:33

I've taken my popcorn bucket

16:35

at the movies and hack it

16:37

up along in it Good thing there's free

16:39

refills, because I'm going to pour this out to

16:42

throw up in it and then dump that out.

16:44

I brought it over. I dumped it out and

16:46

I slit it out, you know, like liquidity shit

16:48

does. And I had them refill it and it

16:51

was, it was the like, there you go. I

16:53

mean, if you want to fold in the Israel

16:55

Palestine shit with that, go right ahead, but the

16:57

thing is you don't have a take on it.

16:59

You don't like it's same thing with the Lilo

17:02

and Stitch thing it's just the same movie you're

17:04

just putting in the the new effects to make

17:06

it look like it's different like people I think

17:08

are getting a hip also like this isn't

17:11

one of your powerhouse ones from the 90s

17:13

yes so like it just was an

17:15

even Larger ask of people like

17:17

no one gives a fuck. I'm

17:19

sorry with our age. Yeah, exactly

17:21

all age people didn't look I've

17:23

seen snow white maybe once like

17:25

it wasn't a movie. Yeah. Isn't

17:27

it also wasn't there didn't the

17:29

movie that broke up Patinson and

17:32

Stewart isn't that the snow white

17:34

movie as well? Yes. Yeah. Well.

17:36

Yeah. We've already been here and

17:38

you made another fucking hit out

17:40

of it that time. But Chris

17:42

that was a generation a generation

17:44

ago. What did that movie come out?

17:46

Like 2015? That's an old man movie.

17:48

Or I guess so. So we'll go

17:51

even way way back, way way back.

17:53

And our president came off the mountain

17:55

and weighed in on that scandal at

17:57

the time and we all appreciated that.

18:00

You know, I'll say, you know, I

18:02

was kind of like whatever on that

18:04

Spielberg Westside story, but over the weekend,

18:06

Chelsea and I were just looking for

18:08

something to catch up on and we

18:10

watched that Hunger Games ballot of songbirds

18:12

and snakes movie, which Rachel Ziegler is

18:14

like the co-lead of and like. She's

18:17

really good in that movie. Like it's

18:19

not a good movie by any stretch

18:21

of the imagination, but she is a

18:23

competent performer. And again, just like, I

18:25

wanted to go to bat for her

18:27

about something because I'm not gonna see

18:29

that fucking snow white movie. Again, just

18:32

to blame this girl for your like

18:34

corporate greed and ridiculous failure is so

18:36

fucking pathetic huge corporation. Very sad shit.

18:38

I have not seen a single movie

18:40

she's ever done. That's wrong. I think

18:42

she's in that Shazam too, by the

18:44

way. She is. She's actually a better

18:47

part of Shazam too. Did I see

18:49

Shazam too? Can I don't think so?

18:51

No. We didn't do it for the

18:53

show. I watched it for this, but

18:55

not for this show. Eric. Eric, I

18:57

do think West Side story is worth

18:59

seeing. I do. I will go to

19:02

back for that one. I know. I

19:04

know. It's okay. Come

19:07

on Chris Eric's not gonna give

19:09

a shit about a movie like

19:11

that. I've just tried I'm trying

19:13

here anyone waiving a gun around

19:15

if someone's waving a gun around

19:17

Well at the end there is

19:19

a gun. Yeah, any bullets around

19:21

the gun, you know the whole

19:23

that whole speech Okay, all right,

19:25

I'll check it out. There's a

19:27

whole speech about a gun. That's

19:29

right. Anyway, speaking of guns, a

19:31

lot of guns in the working

19:33

manner, a working man, coming in

19:35

at number one off the top

19:37

rope with 15.2 million dollars, not

19:39

too shabby. This actually, so let's

19:41

see where we are here. A

19:43

similar size opening to Dennett Thieves

19:45

2 from earlier this year, and

19:47

it's got a... 40 million dollar

19:49

budget. So this is this is

19:51

doing just all right. It's at

19:53

30 million globally. It's doing just.

19:55

Look at this Amazon. You could

19:57

put a movie out in the

19:59

theater and it actually makes money.

20:01

Can I ask a question or

20:03

ask a favor? Can we fucking

20:05

solve this alamo? Union situation so

20:07

I could watch this movie and

20:09

drink a fucking beer for once.

20:11

I had to go to, I

20:13

don't want to go to Regal

20:15

and have a soda with the

20:17

working, that's not what I wanted.

20:19

You know, not what I wanted

20:21

to do. Give those people their

20:23

union and let me go back

20:25

to that theater. There's got to

20:27

be other theaters that serve beer

20:29

in the Regal Union Square going,

20:31

could I have a bud light?

20:33

You know, I was at I

20:35

was recently at cinema 123 the

20:37

by Angelica now on 59th Street

20:39

in second. I think they had

20:41

beer. Yeah, serving beer They do.

20:43

Yeah, but again, I enjoy, the

20:45

Elmo is actually just the closest

20:47

movie theater to my house. Oh,

20:49

so here it is, that's, and

20:51

I enjoy it. And I would

20:53

like to go back. So you're

20:55

solidarity. Yes. With the working man

20:57

only goes as far as, what's

20:59

that, 20 minutes? Yeah, it's 20

21:01

minutes, 20 minutes. Just, you know,

21:03

think your lucky starts, it's convenient

21:05

to be in solidarity. Exactly, Eric.

21:07

I'm using my platform right now.

21:09

It will be my platform. Steve,

21:11

you should swim across the river

21:13

to that look cinemas at 57th

21:15

Street and the river. No. That's

21:17

the only way you can fucking

21:19

go to that theater, man, is

21:21

either you walk a thousand miles

21:23

or you take a rowboat. Yes.

21:25

It's a really stupid placement for

21:27

a movie theater. Elsewhere around the

21:29

box office, this was a cool

21:31

little thing. The big 4K Imax

21:33

release of the anniversary of Princess

21:35

Montanoke, $4 million dollars, folks. Look

21:37

at that, $4 million on a

21:39

measly 330 Imax screens. That is

21:41

a $12,000 per cap. on iMac

21:43

screens. Wild number. It was gorgeous.

21:45

I saw it at Lincoln Square,

21:48

uh, iMac's on Saturday night. Packed

21:50

screening. So back, so. What did

21:52

it smell like, honest? You can

21:54

say, come on, you can say,

21:56

what did it smell like? It

21:58

sucked, it smelled like shit, you

22:00

can say it. It's, it's, it's

22:02

that, it's not that kind of

22:04

anime, Eric. This is like, a

22:06

trenchcoats? Was it trenchcoats or black

22:08

trench coat? So I go, not

22:10

attack on Titan, that's a different,

22:12

very different, I don't know. Oh,

22:14

there's a bathroom story, go ahead,

22:16

please. So I go to the

22:18

restroom. Push open door. Now is

22:20

this, wait a second, we got

22:22

to, we got to, we got

22:24

to set the scene here. Is

22:26

this the IMAX bathrooms, the upstairs,

22:28

the small one? Yes. Yeah, I

22:30

got closets in this apartment bigger

22:32

than those bathrooms. But the door

22:34

is, it's a little lighter than

22:36

I expect, I kind of slam

22:38

it open. I almost clip a

22:40

small child. Oh. The child's father?

22:42

Betty Safty, no big deal. So

22:44

that's why Betty Safity's story and

22:46

his son is safe until they

22:48

build a bigger door. Yeah, until

22:50

they get that hydrogen door working.

22:52

Yeah, that's rubbing elbows with the

22:54

great. Yeah, we had a good

22:56

time together, Betty Safity. Yeah, you

22:58

almost made his kid wear a

23:00

fucking helmet for the rest of

23:02

his life. That's okay. Did you

23:04

ask him about the fucking rock

23:06

movie? I did not. It was

23:08

a very, we just, it was

23:10

a passing thing. He's like, sorry

23:12

I almost killed your son. No,

23:14

that's okay. And we're fine after

23:16

that. Well, if you did, maybe

23:18

a future movie could revolve around

23:20

this. You could be like about

23:22

the bath, it's called the bathroom

23:24

door, right? It's about, yeah. Hey,

23:26

so you know we have. this

23:28

big residency this summer in the

23:30

great city of Oxford. We're playing.

23:32

the Oxford Comedy Festival, three-night residency,

23:34

six shows, but Eric, as we

23:36

learned over the weekend, we have

23:38

a little bit of a ticketing

23:40

update, is that right? Yes, we

23:42

have a ticket update for our

23:44

shows in Oxford, England. If you

23:46

don't know, we're doing a six-show

23:48

residency in Oxford, England, and we

23:50

just got word. The Hellraiser show

23:52

is sold out already. Look at

23:54

that. It's March, these shows are

23:56

in July, do not sleep on

23:58

these tickets folks. Hellraiser, no longer

24:00

available, but plenty other, you know,

24:02

are, we've got a lot of

24:04

other shows. If you're going to

24:06

that Hellraiser show, by the way,

24:08

what, you're not, you're not also

24:10

going to the Gleap Glossary at

24:12

7 o'clock, we're doing Darth Vader

24:14

live gleep glossary. pull these things

24:16

together listen now you you put

24:18

your quid down already for that

24:20

hellraiser show next paycheck put another

24:22

quid down for that gleep glossary

24:24

and good news if i can't

24:26

make it because i die i'm

24:28

asking these guys scatter my ashes

24:30

in England i want to make

24:32

i want to make it to

24:34

England before so just okay either

24:37

i'll be there or my ashes

24:39

it'll be a good choice okay

24:41

and don't worry we're not going

24:43

to take all the I will

24:45

just take like a couple ice

24:47

cream scoops full of them you

24:49

know nothing crazy You know, I

24:51

don't even spend all afternoon spreading

24:53

your ashes. No, no, no. I'm

24:55

still waiting on this visa. I

24:57

don't know if they're going to

24:59

approve me or not. So, but

25:01

listen, buy those tickets so then

25:03

they have to, right? Yes, we

25:05

have to. How big up the

25:07

gun to the head right there?

25:09

But yeah, and Eric's totally right.

25:11

Just schedule, they'll get a rezy

25:13

at some place in town for

25:15

an early supper. We have other

25:17

full episodes, we're doing their Quantum

25:19

of Solas is another one on

25:21

the first night, and before that

25:23

we're doing animation on Teenage Mutant

25:25

Ninja Turtles Elementary. I gotta learn

25:27

to say that because they say

25:29

it all the time over there.

25:31

They do. My dear turtle. That's

25:33

right. And King Ralph, of course,

25:35

closing out the whole damn thing

25:37

with King Ralph, Ralph, I'm not

25:39

mistaken. Yes, King Ralph. And earlier

25:41

that same night, we're going to

25:43

do a live nexus on just

25:45

the T&G episode, Subrosa. Yeah, Dr.

25:47

Crusher having sex with a ghost.

25:49

That's why that's why that's why

25:51

here. A ghost to her grandmother

25:53

also fucked. So what? We're taking

25:55

granny sloppy ghost seconds. We're going

25:57

to be talking all about it.

25:59

Generational fucking. It's amazing. You know

26:01

what? That's got to be one

26:03

hell of a ghost. Generational fucking,

26:05

that's what the boomers have been

26:07

doing top down ever since they

26:09

took control. Hey, speaking of nothing

26:11

at all related to that, but

26:13

in relation to this awesome art

26:15

that Felipe made for the tour

26:17

poster, we're not gonna be dragging

26:19

any shit across the pond with

26:21

us. So if you wanna order

26:23

stuff online from our merch store

26:25

y'all, we will sign it for

26:27

you there, you know, whatever. But

26:29

just know, if you buy stuff

26:31

from our merch store that you

26:33

want us to sign. We're going

26:35

to kick in everything we make

26:37

from that to the center of

26:39

reproductive rights all through 2025 each

26:41

quarter. We're going to be donating

26:43

Whatever we make off that merch

26:45

store to that cause due to

26:47

Yeah stuff, you know bad stuff

26:49

bad stuff general gesture. Yeah, yeah,

26:51

so head over to Wajim podcast.com

26:53

click on the tour page get

26:55

them takes UK and European listeners

26:57

and then Click on that merch

26:59

tab, buy some stuff for us

27:01

to sign for you while we're

27:03

there. All right, we got some

27:05

stuff to chat about here. Real

27:07

quickly, first up, Chris Cabin, you

27:09

were teasing it a little bit

27:11

ago. What is going on with

27:13

the woman in the yard? I

27:15

mean, other than she looks like

27:17

she's waiting for the bus or

27:19

something shit, I don't know what's

27:21

going on. I mean, that's what

27:24

you would hope for when you

27:26

first see her, but that's not

27:28

what's happening. If she is a

27:30

ghost of some sort of some

27:32

sort of some sort. Yeah, I

27:34

mean, to not ruin the, I

27:36

guess what you would call the

27:38

twist of this movie. Sure. I

27:40

am lim- in what I can

27:42

say. It's a little heavier material

27:44

than I think cholesterol is probably

27:46

up for. It's a bit child

27:48

abuse was going on from the

27:50

trailer of my nuts. A little

27:52

bit. A little bit. Yes. Well,

27:54

because of what is a. being

27:56

considered like it happens it opens

27:58

on the aftermath of a family

28:00

the father has died in a

28:02

a crash a car crash yeah

28:04

and the mother is alive with

28:06

their two kids out in the

28:08

country house and one morning she

28:10

wakes up and looks outside the

28:12

window and there is a woman

28:14

in the yard the woman you

28:16

saw in the black you know,

28:18

lace thing, the kind of funeral

28:20

kind of outfit there. And from

28:22

there, you know, there's different, like,

28:24

should we call someone? Should you,

28:26

you know, that's the original things,

28:28

but then something is revealed about,

28:30

I would say about 45, 50

28:32

minutes in, and it becomes clear

28:34

that it's a little bit more

28:36

grave, what is being considered here.

28:38

I it's not as jumpy as

28:40

collect Sarah usually like what I

28:42

usually like about even the bad

28:44

Nissan movies there is a certain

28:46

like absurdity to it like and

28:48

it opened too it's not it's

28:50

not like anybody's hiding it's a

28:52

little silly that a known is

28:54

about what it's about you like

28:56

the the corn shit and all

28:58

that nonsense it's so stupid it's

29:00

so stupid This is about something

29:02

pretty serious I would say. And

29:04

I don't think he's quite up

29:06

for that, taking that as seriously

29:08

as you needed to be taken

29:10

while also trying to be entertaining.

29:12

He does some interesting stuff with,

29:14

I'm not gonna say it's a

29:16

completely. waste of time. There is

29:18

stuff there for completed circle. It

29:20

is worth seeing. It is towards

29:22

the back of the catalog I

29:24

would say for sure. Chris is

29:26

this is this better or worse

29:28

than jungle cruise? Or Black Adam.

29:30

Anything he did with Dwayne Johnson.

29:32

It's definitely better than Black Adam.

29:34

Okay. Sure. That is not that

29:36

is yeah that is undeniable. But

29:38

not in the orphan stratus. No.

29:40

Does she reveal herself at the

29:42

end as a member of it

29:44

taking? She does not. This is

29:46

not a LinkedIn to the, I'm

29:48

sorry to say, not part of

29:50

the universe as we were trying

29:52

to build out there. No, no,

29:54

no. It's about something really, really

29:56

grim and bleak and great. So

29:58

how many, how many, how many

30:00

stars is that, you know, one

30:02

out of five, would you give?

30:04

A one out of one to

30:06

five you mean? Yes. Okay, like

30:08

a two two and a half

30:11

area There's stuff going on there.

30:13

There's ideas the visual, you know,

30:15

there's visual ideas going on. It's

30:17

not without its talent But like

30:19

it's just not something I would

30:21

tell people to see Under any

30:23

circumstances and I I understand most

30:25

of the time there's a lot

30:27

of times. I don't understand why

30:29

people are bearing the movies they

30:31

bury this one. I understand it

30:33

completely Got it. Yeah, I mean,

30:35

usually when a Blumhouse movie comes

30:37

out, man, you can't escape the

30:39

Blumhouseness of it all. And yeah,

30:41

kind of radio silence on this.

30:43

because it wasn't yeah because it

30:45

isn't a silly like the ghost

30:47

is trying to pull my underpants

30:49

down or anything at the end

30:51

of like it's not anything stupid

30:53

or silly at the end of

30:55

all this it's a great one

30:57

house presents the ghost is trying

30:59

to pull my underpants down an

31:01

underappiated horror series a sex comedy

31:03

from Jason Blum no it's it's

31:05

not as silly like that that

31:07

would be the change right that

31:09

is what the one house thing

31:11

would be it's something a little

31:13

spooky and a little silly. This,

31:15

the spookies there, the silly is

31:17

not. It does. Right. And what

31:19

he's trying to do, he's not

31:21

up for what it is about.

31:23

Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. Makes sense.

31:25

So that's it. That's a skip

31:27

it from Chris. Here we go

31:29

here. David Ayers follow up to

31:31

the fantastic beekeeper. just really couldn't

31:33

do it. This is a working

31:35

man, this next to statham motion

31:37

picture here. Steve Seda, you and

31:39

I both saw this. We did

31:41

separately. Again, I would love to

31:43

have seen it at Almo, but

31:45

the Bastards didn't break. It's not

31:47

very good. I find it like

31:49

some of the action, the last

31:51

big set piece is fun. Yeah,

31:53

we're obviously setting up for a

31:55

sequel. This is based on a

31:57

novel by reactionary writer Chuck Dixon,

31:59

who wrote a lot of Batman

32:01

comics way back when I was

32:03

a lad, which I like those,

32:05

but he kind of has added

32:07

himself as a right-wing crank, which

32:09

is obvious, which we're doing kind

32:11

of kind of sort of Q-on-on-on-adjacent-D,

32:13

but it's also like, the problem

32:15

is I almost wish it were,

32:17

it just, he's like, I'm gonna

32:19

find your daughter. in about nine

32:21

and a half days like it

32:23

takes this dude fucking forever to

32:25

find this girl dude I was

32:27

thinking the same thing you got

32:29

a two-hour motion picture here and

32:31

this dude's doing a lot of

32:33

side quests it's like it's like

32:35

first you must get ingratiated with

32:37

the town's big drug supplier and

32:39

that takes 50 minutes out of

32:41

the movie and you're just like

32:43

There's a poster somewhere with this

32:45

dude swing and a sledgehammer of

32:47

people. What are we doing here?

32:49

Exactly. The side question, the drug

32:51

dealer is of it all, like,

32:53

when he's doing two drug deals

32:55

with blue crystal meth, I'm like,

32:58

get the fuck out of here,

33:00

come on guys. Twice, he does

33:02

two drug deals in this movie,

33:04

and both times you see him

33:06

like immediately getting rid of the

33:08

drugs, which is really funny. It's

33:10

like he spends... thousands of dollars

33:12

on meth and then throws one

33:14

bag in a river and flushes

33:16

another and I'm like, why do

33:18

I need this? This is not

33:20

part of the story of getting

33:22

this girl. It's like if Liam

33:24

Nieson is in taken and he's

33:26

like, I got a special set

33:28

of skills. They're working at Radio

33:30

Shack, and you're gonna see me

33:32

have a fucking part-time job for

33:34

a little bit and then maybe

33:36

I'll get to the takening of

33:38

it all like it takes so

33:40

long for this guy to get

33:42

on the case But I think

33:44

your miss the intended audience for

33:46

this motion picture as I understand

33:48

it are going to get just

33:50

as hard watching the child be

33:52

rescued from the evil watchets, you

33:54

know, it's I think those are

33:56

all things within the fantasy for

33:58

them. There's like extended Russian mafia

34:00

stuff that knows like that sounds

34:02

right. The king of the biker

34:04

gang is involved and I'm like

34:06

ladies and gentlemen that feels very

34:08

like Romero night writersy kind of

34:10

like there's a part of this

34:12

movie where like. a biker gang

34:14

like runs into like a Russian

34:16

mafioso's like meetup house and crashes

34:18

and it's like this movie you

34:20

didn't think would be a movie

34:22

where someone rides a motorcycle into

34:24

a house but it happens in

34:26

this room nice it's odd it's

34:28

odd that this movie considering i

34:30

said it's on letterbox it's co-written

34:32

by sly one of our newly

34:34

minted ministers of Hollywood or whatever

34:36

i was genuinely stunned that the

34:38

villains in this movie in this

34:40

movie or Russian oligarchs like that

34:42

and that the the family of

34:44

the kidnapped girl is a Michael

34:46

Pena led like self-made really successful

34:48

Latin American family was genuinely surprised

34:50

the flip was the script was

34:52

not flipped on that yeah that's

34:54

that is surprising it is it

34:56

and also by the way we

34:58

should say a little bit of

35:00

a lockstock reunion here with Jason

35:02

Fleming at a retirement yes these

35:04

days he's looking good he's got

35:06

a funny goofy little Russian accent.

35:08

Yes. Incredible exit to the film

35:10

I have to say. And that's

35:12

the thing is like buried within

35:14

this. That's in the middle of

35:16

that movie, which is a bummer.

35:18

Yeah. He should be the big

35:20

guy, I think. Big time, because

35:22

he's really good. But like, that's

35:24

at least when Statham is getting

35:26

the Statham around the movie, that's

35:28

great. When it's all this other

35:30

like he's doing stuff, I'm like,

35:32

I... of course he's got a

35:34

dirter of his own yes like

35:36

we're spending 20 minutes getting this

35:38

girl into hiding with David Harbor

35:40

and I was like come on

35:42

like just get go and get

35:45

to the ass kicking and also

35:47

like he's sleeping in his car

35:49

in the front in the beginning

35:51

of the movie because he's such

35:53

a working man the truck he

35:55

is sleeping in is worth seventy

35:57

five thousand dollars so like Maybe

35:59

sell that and get a decent

36:01

apartment because it's Dodge Ram. We

36:03

love Dodge Ram, the new Dodge

36:05

Ram. It's like, how do they

36:07

afford that if he's such a

36:09

working man? Dude, and it's like

36:11

tricked out the whole fucking entertainment

36:13

system is in this truck. You're

36:15

totally right. Sell that shit and

36:17

also like, dude, you're saying Michael

36:19

Pena and his family are like,

36:21

your family. Yeah. Ask Michael Pena

36:23

if you can sleep in the

36:25

guest house. This dude is loaded.

36:27

He's a fucking land developer land

36:29

developer. but it's all that prideful

36:31

whatever I will say he they

36:33

give him British citizenship he's just

36:35

British dude and you know what

36:37

shock of all shocks for every

36:39

other movie that tries to make

36:41

him an American or like an

36:43

ambiguous whatever it doesn't matter at

36:45

all that he was like British

36:47

special forces it's all the you

36:49

know this all the fight background

36:51

his serving in the military it's

36:53

all still there it's all relevant

36:55

And he doesn't have to try

36:57

to hide this real blazing British

36:59

accent. Is he like the Felix

37:01

lighter to the Sound of Freedom

37:03

guy? Is he like the British

37:05

version of like, because I would

37:07

assume that the Sound of Freedom

37:09

guy is our James Bond essentially.

37:11

Oh sure. And he would have

37:13

to be the other side of

37:15

it coming from the other side

37:17

of it. Sure. Like Britain sends

37:19

one of their own peto hunters.

37:21

Uh, and they like, they rip

37:23

people out of like grocery stores,

37:25

I assume. Up and down the

37:27

great coasts of this land. Chris,

37:29

we also got the Australian version

37:31

with Life After Fighting. Remember that?

37:33

Oh man. Yes, but that has

37:35

an actual great fight. That, that

37:37

does. The end fight of that

37:39

movie is fucking nuts. There is

37:41

just something going on in the

37:43

atmosphere across the entire planet where

37:45

grown adult men want to see

37:47

children in peril. I don't know.

37:49

Yes, he's a hero because you

37:51

know what the first time they

37:53

had aka their marriage didn't work

37:55

out. So, you know, now they

37:57

have to save them from from

37:59

a child traffickers instead of their

38:01

wife. Yeah, I wish all you

38:03

and traffickers were this nice. They

38:05

put this girl on ice again

38:07

for about eight and a half

38:09

days like again. She's just decent.

38:11

Well, to be fair Steve. I've

38:13

never met one. Uh-huh. It might

38:15

be fine. Obviously now because of

38:17

the movies that have come out

38:19

we're saying shit about angel studios

38:21

and the cavissal movie and whatever

38:23

but I feel like this kind

38:25

of harkens more to like a

38:27

taken situation it is which is

38:29

pre that stuff which is why

38:31

like like because yes it's a

38:34

both of those kinds of movies

38:36

play in the same world of

38:38

horror or whatever but like this

38:40

isn't as like Deluded and reaction

38:42

area as I feel the Angel

38:44

Studios stuff is like it's dialed

38:46

back like yeah to a more

38:48

2008 They're a very specific group.

38:50

They're not like everywhere kind of

38:52

yes, yes, and this alone writing

38:54

credit on it I mean, I'm

38:56

sure there are a draft of

38:58

this was written in the 80s

39:00

or 90s or so I'm sure

39:02

that's possible. I mean, I don't

39:04

know when this book came out

39:06

that it's based off of which

39:08

is the other thing to keep

39:10

in mind, but like it was

39:12

a book The Stallone part of

39:14

it is I feel all the

39:16

fucking dirt or shit. It was

39:18

like, yes. I'll punch it up

39:20

and give it a little more

39:22

heart for you. I knew about

39:24

heart, you know. I'm a father

39:26

now. Because it just it does

39:28

feels like it does feel like

39:30

you could have a much more

39:32

trim film that doesn't have any

39:34

of the dirt or stuff and

39:36

it's the same fucking movie. A

39:38

book came out in 2014. Wow.

39:40

So. All right. Wow. Stallone getting

39:42

back to work for some reason.

39:44

Yeah, but you know, there's a

39:46

decent enough supporting guys. Although Michael

39:48

Penyon sort of disappears in the

39:50

movie. Oh, yeah. Which I guess

39:52

is. You had to kill something

39:54

because if you're going back and

39:56

forth with David Harbor and this

39:58

daughter the whole time and the

40:00

fucking the grandfather who's like cocking

40:02

him out of like custody of

40:04

his own child which is insane

40:06

who was that guy I have

40:08

no idea the mom is dead

40:10

not divorced I was surprised by

40:12

yes yeah and you've got like

40:14

but the ins and outs of

40:16

the rough and mafia Russian mafia

40:18

where like are just filled again

40:20

aside from Jason Fleming who is

40:22

not in it that much are

40:24

filled with nobody's and I want

40:26

like something a face yeah guy

40:28

who's playing like the top dude

40:30

the top dude because he's got

40:32

a hat on yes that guy

40:34

like that guy should have been

40:36

somebody exactly right we're clearly set

40:38

up a sequel with that dude

40:40

it is fucking cayed with the

40:42

skull on it which is amazing

40:44

oh it's kind of awesome I

40:46

mean like like look A sequence

40:48

where Jason Statham beats the shit

40:50

out of a bunch of dudes

40:52

in an ill-lit room while dropkick

40:54

movies the boys are back are

40:56

playing and like, I can't fucking

40:58

hate a movie for that. And

41:00

I'm sure a lot of people

41:02

had a problem with drop kicks

41:04

being in the... And I don't

41:06

give a fuck. So like, that

41:08

entertained me enough. I mean, it's

41:10

the kind of thing like, you

41:12

watch it at like, you know,

41:14

double the speed until fight happens

41:16

and you can slow down, watch

41:18

it. Speed it back up again,

41:21

but there's no like to the

41:23

beekeeper. There's no like you don't

41:25

feel that awesome catharsis That you

41:27

that you got with the beekeeper.

41:29

So for me. I was like

41:31

yeah, the fights are good and

41:33

everything and the action is entertaining

41:35

me But I'm not getting that

41:37

like yeah Yeah! And the world

41:39

is less interesting, you know what

41:41

I mean? The beekeeper nonsense, which

41:43

is stupid, but fun to just

41:45

sort of enjoy. Interesting world building,

41:47

you know? I'm sad to see

41:49

Michael Pan, I mean, the last

41:51

time I remember seeing him is

41:53

that fantasy island movie. Yeah, it's

41:55

like, oh my God. It's really

41:57

sad that he's just turning into

41:59

these movies. Yeah, and this is

42:01

it. And it's not even like

42:03

he's giving anything to do. Like

42:05

he's giving anything to do, like

42:07

he doesn't team up with Jason.

42:09

Yeah I was actually you know

42:11

as far as the weeping goes

42:13

though like he's he's got a

42:15

scene where he's like drinking and

42:17

he's like he's got a breakdown

42:19

in front of statham and I

42:21

thought actually Michael Penn you pulled

42:23

it off I don't think I'd

42:25

seen him crying any or no

42:27

doesn't he cry in that terrible

42:29

crash possibly yeah oh yeah oh

42:31

yeah oh yeah he's crying a

42:33

lot in that movie but you

42:35

know I just I wanted to

42:37

see him in it more the

42:39

dude whoever the dude is who

42:41

played the head biker guy that

42:43

guy was awesome and as a

42:45

matter of fact you're selling him

42:47

for another movie or something else

42:49

I think so right like they

42:51

um Speaking of the Romero of

42:53

it all like that dude's got

42:55

like a kenfori vibe to him

42:57

big time I could see that

42:59

for sure so that was kind

43:01

of cool I'd watch a movie

43:03

with that dude raising hell yeah

43:05

totally you know whatever so yeah

43:07

it's not exactly a run out

43:09

to the theaters but I'm glad

43:11

so many people did like I'm

43:13

glad a movie like this even

43:15

though it's not good is out

43:17

in the ecosystem just like the

43:19

fucking Jesus thing like whatever it

43:21

takes to bring people to theater

43:23

I don't even with it. It's

43:25

an action movie. Yes, it's based

43:27

on a book, but like, relatively

43:29

unknown IP for most people. Yeah,

43:31

totally. I heard it was based

43:33

on a book similarly, you know.

43:35

Right, exactly, like unless you're into

43:37

that world of the pulpy, whatever.

43:39

Yeah, I will never remember Diehard's

43:41

based on a book. Yeah, and

43:43

I wonder, because hasn't it also

43:45

been, that book has been adapted

43:47

a couple different movies? Yeah, it's

43:49

interesting, it's interesting that a coloring

43:51

book. I thought they're I thought

43:53

diehard shared its source material with

43:55

another. kind of big movie, I

43:57

could be wrong on that. But

43:59

anyway, so that's some stuff, you

44:01

know, out of the theater, but

44:03

at home, there's always some stuff

44:05

to dig through, because the thing

44:08

is, man, like, not every actor

44:10

is a millionaire, a bajillionaire, you

44:12

know, so like you gotta fucking

44:14

pave the driveway, you gotta put

44:16

food on the table, and sometimes

44:18

that, you know, turns out to

44:20

be when a secret movie rears

44:22

its ugly head. Now

44:36

Eric you got the ball rolling on

44:38

this this is a kind of like

44:40

a two-fer secret movie actually but I

44:43

think we should start with where you

44:45

started. Sure let me tell you how

44:47

this all came to pass. Yes what

44:50

was going on? So I saw that

44:52

you know I couldn't make it out

44:54

to the movie theater this weekend I

44:57

had a lot going on so I

44:59

was like I'm gonna do a secret

45:01

movie and I went up and I

45:04

saw oh high rollers. with John Travolta

45:06

just came out. Look at this poster,

45:08

Mike. How do you say no to

45:10

that? I'm like, I'm planning my weekend

45:13

around this thing. Absolutely. Look at lame

45:15

bond over here. And then I come

45:17

to find that it's a sequel to

45:20

another movie called Cash Out. They didn't

45:22

go Cash Out too. So I was

45:24

like, oh shit, I better watch Cash

45:27

Out before I watch. high rollers so

45:29

I know what's going on and thank

45:31

God I did to be honest with

45:34

you you need to see cash out

45:36

before you see high rollers is that

45:38

right now I gave it my best

45:41

because Eric was talking about these movies

45:43

I did watch cash out I did

45:45

not get to high rollers yeah are

45:48

yeah are they both directed by Prince

45:50

of Darkness Randall Emmett Yes, they are.

45:52

Yes, under a pseudonym called like Ivers

45:55

or something. I have no idea what

45:57

any of that's about. Why is that

45:59

like Burr Lives? Burrides? I have no

46:02

idea. Why is he the Prince of

46:04

Darkness? Isn't he the guy that from

46:06

the reality TV show who's also doing

46:09

all the stuff with? Hey, the guy

46:11

from the reality TV show. Let's break

46:13

that. Hold on. I'll get it. You

46:16

guys keep on it. I'll get it.

46:18

Okay, someone that sucked had a better

46:20

one than lame bond. James Bald. I

46:23

like that he's embracing the baldness and

46:25

he was great. The maid is like

46:27

70 years old and he looks fantastic

46:30

in these movies. He's looking really good

46:32

in cash out, yes. So cash out

46:34

is contained like he's trapped in a

46:37

bank. It's a bank robbery. gone awry.

46:39

What is your retired cop? Retired special

46:41

forces? He's a retired thief guy. Like

46:44

the movie starts with him doing one

46:46

last big score. Got it. Stealing this

46:48

like sick looking sports car that apparently

46:51

Travolta convinced Tom Cruise to let him

46:53

borrow like for this scene. It's like

46:55

a super rare car thing. Gorgeous automobile.

46:57

Yes. So Travolta like goes to steal

47:00

it and he gets like fucked over

47:02

by Kristen Dave. who's an undercover FBI

47:04

agent. That's like, you get a three

47:07

months later deal and Lucas Haas is

47:09

his brother and that's the whole like.

47:11

Dimwitted brother. Yes, like Lucas Haas tries

47:14

to do this half-assed bank robbery and

47:16

Travolta's like, oh geez, what are you

47:18

doing, man? You can't be doing schemes

47:21

without your brother. Hilariously, the cash out

47:23

involves like trying to lift a hard

47:25

drive full of 600 million in crypto.

47:28

Oh, dude, I gotta tell you here

47:30

in Travolta, to say Cravolta kind of

47:32

sucks. And this is why you had

47:35

to watch cash out before you watch

47:37

high rollers, is high rollers, opens, with

47:39

you assuming you've seen all that movie,

47:42

you've seen all that movie, all that

47:44

movie, The whole gang is back together.

47:46

They're on the beach having a wedding.

47:49

Surprise thing of this link character who's

47:51

like this girl that's like good with

47:53

computers. Yeah, she's a hacker over the

47:56

team. She's marrying the bank manager from

47:58

the first movie and I did not

48:00

see that. Why would you call Cash

48:03

Out too if that's the case? What

48:05

are we doing? I don't know. She's

48:07

marrying the hostage from the first movie.

48:10

The guy, the guy with the long

48:12

hair? Yeah. He's all over this movie

48:14

too. But then the budget has been

48:17

stepped up. This is pretty. So there's

48:19

more going on here because he's got

48:21

a, John Travolta has to convince the

48:24

casino world, right, that he's

48:26

a billionaire that's a

48:28

real elusive billionaire within

48:30

the world of the movie

48:32

named Donovan Cage. That's

48:35

awesome. So you have Travolta introducing

48:37

himself as Cage making me think

48:39

of a better move? Chris real

48:41

quick, did you find the Prince

48:43

of Darkness? Randall, Randall Emmett of

48:45

course was indeed, he is from,

48:48

he's ex-husband of Lala Kent from

48:50

Vanderpump Rules, he was on the

48:52

show for a while, but also

48:54

Prince of Darkness, he was indeed

48:56

the guy who was, Bruce Willis,

48:58

who was exploiting Bruce Willis towards

49:00

the end of his career, making

49:03

the deal. That's why my Prince

49:05

of Darkness meter was going off. Yes, he's

49:07

the producer on all of these. Look at

49:09

this shit. Yeah, hard night in the switchgrass.

49:11

Yes, yes. And he's he's still apparently up

49:13

until even last year. He was still pushed

49:15

in Bruce to work. He's a kind of

49:17

a king of a bad movie in terms

49:19

of producing it. But he's also produced good

49:21

movies. He's like a scorsazy guy. He's he

49:23

worked on the Irishman and silence. He did.

49:25

He put him put in money to a

49:27

lot of money to a lot of a

49:29

lot of those things. Oh my god, this

49:32

dude has actually produced, I

49:34

believe, another two recent secret

49:36

movies that Eric, you covered both

49:38

of them, Armour with Stallone and

49:40

Alarum. He is the king of

49:42

those movies and I think also,

49:44

yeah, I don't know if he

49:46

is involved with Seban films, but

49:49

they seem to work in tandem

49:51

quite often. Better to reign in

49:53

hell than serve in heaven, that's

49:55

what they say. Yeah. Isn't that

49:57

from that David to complain God,

49:59

I believe. I believe that's true. Yes,

50:01

I do believe so. So Andrew, you

50:03

mentioned Kristen Davis in the first movie.

50:06

She's been recast as Gina Gershan, which

50:08

is kind of a trade-up, but then

50:10

she's kidnapped and not in the movie

50:13

really that much at all. And the

50:15

plot is a little convoluted because it's

50:17

a one last job type of thing.

50:19

This evil billionaire guy Salazar. Oh, I

50:22

love a Salazar. Right. He sets them

50:24

up to. Swindle, this New Orleans casino

50:26

owner named Zade, or something, Zade Black,

50:28

Zade Black. Yes, anyway, there's there's a

50:31

reveal that Salazar and Zade Black are

50:33

actually brothers and this is a sibling

50:35

rivalry for some reason. Oh shit. We

50:38

do hear that Zade Black owns the

50:40

largest collection of authentic snuff films in

50:42

the world. Authentic. Two? Like, come on.

50:44

Can I get, can't, do we get

50:47

to see the Authenticator? At any moment,

50:49

because I was a... That's the guy

50:51

I want to meet. Is Steve Ashame

50:54

in this as authentic? Oh no, unfortunately

50:56

not. Unfortunately, you don't get to see

50:58

those snuff films, but you know, this

51:00

is just a... It's infinitely better than

51:03

cash out one, but it's still kind

51:05

of dull and lifeless. There's one point

51:07

early on in the film, Travolta and

51:09

Crew are stuck on a rooftop, but

51:12

you can tell they're not filming on

51:14

a rooftop, they're just like shooting them

51:16

up from the ground like that. And

51:19

then they have to jump off the

51:21

roof into a pool, so you got

51:23

them like that, then you just cut

51:25

to a just a shot of a

51:28

pool, and it's just travolta jumping in

51:30

regular style. We jumped off, we jumped

51:32

off, there's no cut to a doll

51:35

or a dummy or an effect shot.

51:37

Just pop a doll off a roof,

51:39

please do it. What are you doing?

51:41

I feel like Travolta's got to step

51:44

in and be like, yeah, I'll give

51:46

you $5,000 more dollars for a dummy

51:48

there, you know what I mean? Yeah.

51:50

But it was better than cash out,

51:53

one, which maybe is why I raided

51:55

it. Two out of five stars. Check

51:57

it out. I don't think he can

52:00

be given five grand if he's fucking

52:02

borrowing cars from Tom Cruise in the

52:04

Scientology parking lot. I don't know how

52:06

that's going to work. The celebrity center

52:09

parking lot. Well, maybe it's a thing

52:11

where they were switching. They were switching.

52:13

He's got his own plane. I bet

52:16

you anything. The start of Cash Out

52:18

One is him and Kristen Davis like

52:20

sitting in a private jet. I bet

52:22

you anything that was Travolta's plane. And

52:25

he was like, yeah, come shoot on

52:27

it. It'll be cool. You know, like,

52:29

come on. Yeah. I would not, from

52:31

what I've seen, I would not recommend.

52:34

Cachette. But based on Eric's description of

52:36

what happens in the movie, I might

52:38

be checking out high roles. You gotta

52:41

do it. I mean, you have to

52:43

see what these guys are up to

52:45

these days. And Travolta is not terrible

52:47

and he's looking great. I mean, wow,

52:50

I mean, the man's like in his

52:52

70s. He is he is trying in

52:54

that catch-out. I will say he is

52:57

giving an actual performance in a movie.

52:59

Put him in a working man, you

53:01

know what I mean? Instead of that

53:03

fucking weird Ricky Jay dude who wears

53:06

a cape at the end of the

53:08

movie, which is a bit of a

53:10

plus. Dude, I was laughing. Oh, okay.

53:12

This guy, who I am calling Scumbag

53:15

the penguin, uh-huh, that's what he's dressed

53:17

exactly like, the penguin, but more of

53:19

a scumbag. Dude, I laughed so hard

53:22

at the reveal of that guy. I

53:24

literally almost passed out in my seat.

53:26

I got so light-headed and I got

53:28

dizzy and I was just like, just

53:31

scream laughing at the reveal of this

53:33

guy. He kind of looked also like

53:35

the fat guy from Borat. Yes, he

53:38

does. To give you an idea there.

53:40

Just make, oh, who's the guy behind

53:42

it all? Oh, it's fucking John Dravolta.

53:44

Now I've done a movie. You're really

53:47

selling me on this fat man in

53:49

a cape at the end of this

53:51

working man. I need to see this

53:53

move. Well, just imagine if it was

53:56

Travolta still bald dressed up like the

53:58

penguin dude. Like that would still be

54:00

pretty cool. Sure. Like, honestly, the only

54:03

thing that guy's missing at the end

54:05

of that movie is a fucking umbrella.

54:07

Like he looks exactly like the penguin.

54:09

He's got the cigarette colder the whole

54:12

bit. Yeah, if the penguin is really

54:14

into sex slavery. Yeah, he might be,

54:16

you know, depending on the... You never

54:19

know. Yeah, it's everyday. But that's gonna

54:21

do it for this edition of this

54:23

edition of OSL. This edition of OSL,

54:25

this edition of OSL, OSL, but as

54:28

a ton of OSL, but as a

54:30

ton of OSL, but as a ton

54:32

of stuff coming up. But as a

54:34

ton of stuff coming up. here this

54:37

week on our wide world of shows.

54:39

First though, if you missed it last

54:41

week, we had two patron bangers, including

54:44

the listener requested The Nexus, where we

54:46

indeed were talking about that great Tony

54:48

Todd performance. Someone online said that his

54:50

appearance as Worf's brother was better acting

54:53

than this episode, disagree. That came out,

54:55

he's great in it. And then also

54:57

on Friday, if you missed it. Perfect

55:00

time get your get your entertainment for

55:02

the weekend ready to roll folks never

55:04

too early to plan the weekend with

55:06

the game and Terry came out or

55:09

singable commentary to David Fisher's the game

55:11

oh the Michael Douglas impressions of it

55:13

all hell yeah so that's going on

55:15

those are already asking get those now

55:18

patreon.com/reate movies where tomorrow it's April 1st

55:20

But we're not fooling around. We have

55:22

an all new episode on enemy of

55:25

the state kicking off a two episode

55:27

only, two episode only, tribute to Gene

55:29

Hackman. But this movie, it's a lot

55:31

better than you remember. We had a

55:34

great time talking about it. And you

55:36

can catch on the patron ad free.

55:38

That's right. Zero commercials on the fuck.

55:41

And then closing out the week. This

55:43

was a total, total banger in like

55:45

just the classic sense of a lifetime

55:47

movie. We're talking pocket dial murder on

55:50

once in a lifetime. Yes, yes. And

55:52

the Big Daddy Dispatch, this was called

55:54

the pocket dial murders, incorrectly. It's pocket

55:56

dial murder. I saw some people had

55:59

a little confusion about that. I don't

56:01

think you should be that confused. an

56:03

extra ass and a thaw thrown in.

56:06

Well, also I do understand though that

56:08

nobody's ever called it a pocket. This

56:10

is a butt dial murder. It's a

56:12

butt dial. That is what happens now.

56:15

It is a butt dial. It is

56:17

a butt. They just happen to call

56:19

that because they can't have butt on

56:22

the post. Yes. So the premise is

56:24

someone butt dial someone and on the

56:26

phone they hear someone being murdered. So

56:28

now we have to investigate that. By

56:31

the way folks are you listening this

56:33

on audio? Check out our live streams.

56:35

We're doing this live every Monday more

56:37

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56:40

movies. about that extra S there that

56:42

was in the BDD. Indeed, there's only

56:44

one pocket dial broadcast murder, but the

56:47

movie pocket dial murder actually contains mergers.

56:49

So multiple, multiple bodies dropping in the

56:51

movie, but only one is broadcast over

56:53

the phone. We. covered this. We recorded

56:56

this episode. It's coming out to you

56:58

folks at home. I do not remember

57:00

the second murder. Horace. So don't worry,

57:03

dude. None of us remember anything about

57:05

that movie. We'll have to actually re-list

57:07

into the episode to remind ourselves if

57:09

we have to. But that was going

57:12

to do it for this week's OSL

57:14

folks. As always, thanks so much for

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57:39

Jupin. Stephen Sadah. Eric Siska. Chris Gavin.

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Have a good week y'all. Bye bye.

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So, So,

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