Yes, Virginia, there IS an Episode 1. Released fifth sequentially, and 16 months after it was actually recorded, here it is in its full, restored, glory. We first discuss Lucidending, a Reddit poster who stole the whole show for a couple of days before undergoing euthanasia. Then we switch gears to two classic internet examples of the "uncanny valley" -- humanoids so human they're inherently creepy: Shaye St. John and Tara the Android.