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week that made you say. What

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a time to be alive! And

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now, Patrick Bonaghan, Kat, Barbadoro, and

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Eli Eudin. Folks, welcome. We're on

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Patrick Monaghan. I'm Kat Barbadoro. I'm

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Eli Eudin. Live. This is Iggy.

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This is Iggy. Kat's whole finger,

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right before I started. Kat, what

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are you looking at? Kat, a down,

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a finger. It was worth it. Yeah.

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She's nice. Eat it right up. Doggett.

0:55

We're here on this beautiful rainy

0:58

day. Elstinko weather. Yeah, these

1:00

two umbrella softies walking around

1:02

with their little shields. A

1:04

little dog gets all wet.

1:06

As we all know, Eli's

1:08

anti-umbrella and we stopped. I stopped

1:10

to get a coffee and Eli

1:12

was waiting outside and he was

1:15

like, oh, I'm just standing here

1:17

because I'm standing under this awning.

1:19

And I said, oh, well, take my

1:21

umbrella when I go inside. And I

1:23

feel like you're a little offended

1:25

by that. You did take it,

1:27

but you were just like... Not

1:30

offended, but then I get into

1:32

the exact reason I don't care. Now

1:34

I got a carrot, now I got to

1:36

hold some shit, you know? What

1:38

else you doing with your hands?

1:40

Oh, I'm going in my pockets,

1:42

I'm taking our cookies, I'm... How

1:45

dare you? I'm checking my phone.

1:47

I got a dog hanging off

1:49

me. It's an important text from

1:51

the hospital. And I'm holding an umbrella.

1:53

It says, don't walk while looking at your

1:55

phone, you're going to fall down and come

1:57

here. Sir, this is the hospital. I was

1:59

stationary. W-I-D. This is the hospital. Hello,

2:01

an important message from your bank. This

2:04

is your bank. We are your bank.

2:06

We need you to log into your

2:08

secure inbox. Was that Steve McCann? I

2:10

think so, yeah. Important message. Hello, we

2:13

are your bank. Important update about your

2:15

checking account. We have changed one thing

2:17

that doesn't apply to you at all.

2:19

That applies to three people. We're changing

2:22

our terms. It's getting worse for you,

2:24

but not in the way you'll notice.

2:26

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I feel like the

2:28

New York State tax people do that

2:31

to me all the time. They're always

2:33

sending like, important message. Good job paying

2:35

your taxes. It's like, yonkers, queen? Yeah.

2:37

Life and Yonkers? We need you to

2:40

put in your social security number again

2:42

to see, hey, thank you for paying

2:44

taxes. That's what you do. Why is

2:46

anyone doing that this year? They're laying

2:49

off like a quarter of the workforce.

2:51

Like right now, no one's... You heard

2:53

of here first, folks. Don't do it.

2:55

Not advice. conscientious objector. I'm sure they

2:58

figured this out. Like one, the first

3:00

year they paid taxes, they were like,

3:02

this is not allowed to be a

3:04

form of protest. I got mine back

3:07

so I love everything that's going on

3:09

so I want to make sure that

3:11

you know got a support I'm sending

3:13

extra yeah yeah I want to help

3:16

you to impoverish myself to help my

3:18

mission they need my enslave me please

3:20

we must support them you know thank

3:22

you sir yeah Please why does anyone

3:25

need money or food is money even

3:27

real guys can't we just all adopt

3:29

a life of asceticism and just you

3:31

know everyone's always on their phones. It's

3:34

simply should always be like months and

3:36

these are the people who were Pitching

3:38

a fit and screaming at the checkout

3:40

line at target because somebody said can

3:43

you pull your mask back up You

3:45

know your bulk bag of Doritos went

3:47

up three dollars that collective sacrifice is

3:50

unacceptable But this sacrifice for the greater

3:52

good is obvious when we all have

3:54

to make. It's gonna be great. We're

3:56

bringing manufacturing back. It's gonna be, I

3:59

can't wait to be just like my

4:01

impoverished ancestors who ground their joints to

4:03

dust in a fucking factory. We're bringing

4:05

manufacturing back. We are not bringing back

4:08

any kind of regulations on it. We're

4:10

actually getting rid of more of those.

4:12

We love it. Look guys, it's just

4:14

a momentary contraction and it's for the

4:17

greater good and it's all gonna be

4:19

worth it when you know our economy

4:21

collapses completely. May Allah awaken to people?

4:23

There you go. That's right. Exactly. Chill,

4:26

relax, have a matcher. My precious metal

4:28

arc that looks more viable by the

4:30

day. I'm sorry we doubted you about

4:32

the precious metal. Should have bought Palladium.

4:35

I'm sorry. Yeah. Have you guys done

4:37

any panic buying of things in the

4:39

last couple days? Like stuff that's going

4:41

to get hit by. No, I mean

4:44

I got a graphics card, but that

4:46

was like, that's already been good. And

4:48

those are also already like double the

4:50

manufacturer's price because of AI. So, it's

4:53

cool. Yeah, that's good. We did, um.

4:55

I just want to use it to

4:57

play my games. Yeah, play my own

4:59

games. Yeah, unfortunately. Well, the gamers might

5:02

rise up because of this switch two

5:04

shit. It might be like cancel the

5:06

US pre orders until further notice. Yeah.

5:08

And it's like $250. They're we're gonna

5:11

have like reverse game or gate. It's

5:13

gonna be so good. They're gonna go

5:15

do you're gonna go storm the capital

5:17

with and do Smash Brothers moves. They're

5:20

gonna go try to do final smashes

5:22

on. No, they're all gonna be doing

5:24

the Rick and Mordee. They're the narrow

5:26

run in there like it's gonna be

5:29

like the Sajuan sauce all over. Look,

5:31

this is that's a horror Rick and

5:33

Mordee fan and people who enjoy a

5:35

nice Mario cart game or different. People

5:38

that are on computer organizing and going

5:40

to storm the capital about it, I

5:42

think you're talking about some overlap there.

5:44

Anyway, did you buy anything? Does that

5:47

your graphic card? No, not, I mean,

5:49

we bought some stuff before that, like

5:51

before, like over the holidays kind of.

5:53

We got like a, we got like

5:56

a new projector thing, you know, but

5:58

that was like sort of something we

6:00

were thinking about anyway, but it's like,

6:02

well, might as well get it now

6:05

before, it's like one and a half

6:07

times the price. Yeah, that's what I

6:09

did, but like, two nights ago, I

6:11

bought a new TV. and I bought

6:14

a vanilla bean paste and a bunch

6:16

of new espresso pods. Why do you

6:18

need all this stuff? I know. What's

6:20

the point? Well I'm going to barter

6:23

it for better stuff when it's time.

6:25

I did buy 10 high quality Japanese

6:27

steel eye beams. That's one from Nippon

6:29

Steel directly. I did buy some of

6:32

those in case I'm going to put

6:34

up. Holling those into your studio private.

6:36

Yeah. That's what it sounds like when

6:38

Eli bang his head on one of

6:41

them. There's not a lot of place

6:43

to keep them. So I just got

6:45

them set up. It's kind of like

6:47

a web situation. It's like a spider's

6:50

web. If there was some sort of

6:52

steel spider. Yeah, but like a ropes

6:54

course. Yeah, exactly like a play place,

6:56

a very industrial play place. Yeah, a

6:59

play place that is like constantly sued

7:01

for accidents. Yes, yeah, which is I

7:03

think just regular play place. Most of

7:05

them. Yeah, most of them. The liability

7:08

insurance you have to have to have

7:10

to have to have to have to

7:12

have to have to have to have

7:14

to have a play place place place.

7:17

Astronomical I think. Yeah, I think that's

7:19

why I feel like there was a

7:21

time where they just started getting shut

7:23

down constantly and that was probably why

7:26

it was like a yeah get put

7:28

in the do you ever see one

7:30

of those good shake Iggy? Do you

7:32

ever see one of those hamburger jails

7:35

they used to have kids? Hamburger jail?

7:37

It was shaped like Mary Mc Cheese's

7:39

like mouth and it was like a

7:41

little time out. It's like how they

7:44

have jails at sports stadiums. Yeah. The

7:46

Mac break. Bring back the brig. The

7:48

Mac brig. Was like, why is this

7:50

nautical all of a sudden? It's like,

7:53

don't worry about it. I got putting

7:55

the Mac brig for mixing all the

7:57

sodas together. She wants to explore letters.

7:59

Yeah, she's going nuts. Very disruptive. It's

8:02

up. Wow. Now this is audio, baby.

8:04

This is why you got to subscribe

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version of this, and then you can

8:11

kind of understand why we seem distracted

8:13

at certain moments. I was looking at

8:15

that camera and not the one that's

8:17

pointing right at me. Yeah. Like it's

8:20

like being on the jumbo tron at

8:22

a sports thing where you're just like,

8:24

oh! Yeah, that's the best drop of

8:26

track is- Pointing in the wrong direction

8:29

on the jumbo tron. Classic move. And

8:31

we deserve a lot of credit for

8:33

that. This is all done in one

8:35

shot. This is basically that show about

8:38

insales for the podcast. Adolescenceant, yeah. There

8:40

will be a shooting. Yeah, man, why

8:42

do people think that everyone wants to

8:44

watch a show about a show about

8:47

that? It's a really good show. I

8:49

understand that, but it's like the third

8:51

show recently that I've seen that's about

8:53

in which that is a main storyline.

8:56

And I understand that it's important. Well,

8:58

that's statistically, if you're looking at TV

9:00

shows, statistically, if it reflected reality. The

9:02

insult, well, there would be like three

9:05

shows about it. Statistically, if TV shows

9:07

reflected reality, there wouldn't be like laser

9:09

guns in them and swords. But yeah,

9:11

I'm getting, I'm getting enough of that.

9:14

We need more shows about hanging out.

9:16

Yeah. We don't need to. We need

9:18

shows with three people talking. That's right.

9:20

That's what we need. We need more

9:23

shows about five friends in New York

9:25

City. Yes. One is kind of a

9:27

ladies man and then two of them

9:29

are brothers and one of them likes

9:32

dinosaurs. That's what we need more. Just

9:34

friends forever. Yeah, which one are talking

9:36

about. I was thinking of a. God,

9:38

Monica and Ross, but they're not about

9:41

brothers. They're not brothers. They're siblings. I

9:43

meant siblings. All siblings are brothers. One

9:45

of them is whiny and kind of

9:47

sucks, but has the big love arc.

9:50

Yeah, you know. I don't think I've

9:52

ever seen a full episode of Friends.

9:54

That's crazy. Yeah, I know. It's just

9:56

on. It's like, when someone's like, I

9:59

don't think I've ever heard I had

10:01

the Tiger. It's like, you don't know.

10:03

You've seen Friends, you just didn't realize,

10:06

you just didn't realize, you just didn't

10:08

realize, you just didn't realize, you just

10:10

didn't realize, If you go to any

10:12

other country and turn on the TV,

10:15

friends is on. 100%. Yeah. I told

10:17

that story about how I showed Seinfeld

10:19

to the Indian family I was staying

10:21

with. And it happened to be the

10:24

episode where George's fiancé licks all the

10:26

envelopes and dies. And they were like,

10:28

what is this? Yeah. No, someone dies

10:30

in the movie. Very funny. Yeah. No,

10:33

in every episode of Sign Belt, someone

10:35

gets sick and dies. That's who you

10:37

tell them. This is everyone's favorite show.

10:39

It's a procedural about people dying. Oh

10:42

my God, they killed Kramer, you bastards.

10:44

They got him upside down with a

10:46

fork in his ass. Isn't that what

10:48

he said? Yeah. That's one of the

10:51

things he said. That's the only one

10:53

we'll repeat on the book ends. You

10:55

know, got to, people don't play in

10:57

the fountain with their friends enough. People

11:00

don't get all wet with their friends.

11:02

If you did that in real life,

11:04

it would just, everyone looked like the

11:06

guy in a robocop that gets hit,

11:09

but when he gets run over, it's

11:11

like, wow. You get, you get machine

11:13

gun chimney riddled with bullets. No. That

11:15

as well, yes. And they should all.

11:18

Be over for you. They should all,

11:20

the whole show should start with all

11:22

them, them all having a serious rash

11:24

from dancing in the fountain. Yeah, yeah,

11:27

yeah. They have like, they should all

11:29

have that worm that swims up your

11:31

penis. Have you guys heard about, there's

11:33

like a bathhouse in Brooklyn. And he's

11:36

paying way too much up there. You

11:38

know how expensive it is in there?

11:40

There's like a scandal because it was

11:42

giving everyone UTIs now. They're like sending

11:45

free coupons to everyone like please Come

11:47

back. You get another. Why are they

11:49

sending people coupons for free UTIs? They're

11:51

losing so much money. They're like don't

11:54

you want to come back? Yeah. Roll

11:56

the dice. It wasn't that bad live

11:58

on the edge live a little it

12:00

could have been from other stuff that

12:03

could have been from other stuff that

12:05

could come from any of the bath

12:07

houses you frequent how dare you It's

12:09

like a it's like a spa. I

12:12

feel like bathhouse has connotations at this

12:14

place. Nobody in the friend's intro does

12:16

like a like spitting out the water

12:18

like a right. I assume not. No,

12:21

but it's getting in there. It was

12:23

in their contract that they didn't have

12:25

to do that because it would send

12:27

them to the hospital. That's not like

12:30

they're really in like that's like a

12:32

set anyway, right? That's not like I've

12:34

never seen it. I think it's a

12:36

real fountain. Folks on

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and see, hello, three, six. Yes, and

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see, hello, three, six. camera three two

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six one of the longest standing names

13:52

in the discord and then suddenly switching

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it up come here okay it is

13:56

freaking someone going off and I'm gonna

13:58

leash her I'm gonna stretch I'm gonna

14:01

duct tape her to the wall that's

14:03

she likes that actually so it's good

14:05

she really you really it wouldn't take

14:07

much you really could do that you

14:09

could completely suspect a very small duct

14:11

tape but you know now they won't

14:13

let you do it duct tape my

14:15

dog to anything anymore His runamuck. Well

14:17

speaking of wild animals behaving wildly, this

14:19

story comes to us from the New

14:21

York Post and from his... My God,

14:23

this is a hawk in an English

14:25

village that has been causing all sorts

14:27

of problems. They say that it's hormonal,

14:29

quote, and that's what's causing this. As

14:31

you hear this story... I don't think

14:33

they fully explained why hormones would make

14:35

it do this, which I think would

14:37

be helpful. They make you pissed off

14:39

sometimes. Yeah, well they say the bird

14:41

likely went ballistic due to a hormonal

14:43

flare-up during breeding season, but then they

14:45

also say though it's unclear why he

14:47

did this thing in particular, so I

14:49

feel like they're just like, I don't

14:51

know, maybe he's got hormones going crazy.

14:53

What he is doing in particular is

14:55

dive bombing bald men and attacking their

14:57

scalp. Look, very funny. But yeah, there's

14:59

a picture of a guy here and

15:01

he's a, I mean, he's an old

15:03

guy and he's definitely gonna have band-aid

15:05

on head, but he's bleeding quite profusely.

15:07

They have a lot of blood in

15:09

your head. They got like tissue paper

15:11

scalp situations. Yeah. That tissue paper is

15:13

exactly what it is. But it would

15:15

happen, anybody would be bleeding if they

15:17

got attacked by a damn. Yeah, you

15:19

kidding? Yeah. Also like, man, I feel

15:21

like it's bad design that if you

15:23

get bad design that if you get

15:25

cut on your cut on your head,

15:27

it's bad. you lose like a leader

15:29

of blood. Even if it's just like

15:31

a little nick. I think that's bad

15:33

design. You need all that blood for

15:35

your brain. You gotta get it all

15:37

soaked up. It's all in there. It's

15:39

demanding so much blood fuel to think

15:41

all the time. I don't think, is

15:43

there blood in your brain? I think

15:45

if there's blood in your brain, that's

15:47

a, you're having a bad. a blood-brain

15:49

barrier. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm just

15:51

saying, you gotta have that stuff up

15:53

there. You gotta, it's gotta have oxygenation.

15:55

We gotta break that wall down. Build

15:57

the wall. Everyone needs the blood in

15:59

their brain. Blood-brain barrier, important. Keep it

16:02

out. So much damn blood in our

16:04

brain. Keep it out. Damn blood-blood blood

16:06

in our blood-brain. Yeah, keep it's like

16:08

crazy with this, like, like, have to

16:10

attack them. I don't think a bald

16:12

human head looks like a bald head.

16:14

You know, they get the words confused.

16:16

From really high up from far away.

16:18

Maybe I think it's like a big

16:20

egg. Yeah. And they're like, that's a,

16:22

that's a, right. The guys are bald,

16:24

but they all have the horseshoe, so

16:26

it looks like a nest. Yeah, there

16:28

you go. I think that's what it

16:30

is. Yeah. Like that big giant egg

16:32

is gonna grow into a big giant

16:34

bird that I'm gonna have to have

16:36

to compete with. That's gonna have to

16:38

have to compete with. That's gonna steal

16:40

my. That's gonna steal my. wife. Yeah,

16:42

because it's hormonal. That's, you know what

16:44

this is? This is the hawk version

16:46

of like fighting any guy in a

16:48

bar that looks near your girlfriend. That's

16:50

what he's doing. Yeah, just anyway, and

16:52

then all these people are. Is this

16:54

guy bothering you? That's what he's doing.

16:56

They are balancing one normal bird egg

16:58

on their head, which is, you know,

17:00

kind of on them for doing that.

17:02

You don't want to be doing that.

17:04

Taunting. These bald men who are simply

17:06

trying to get the hawk eggs to

17:08

make the hawk egg omelet are being

17:10

attacked by this rogue hormonal hawk. Well

17:12

the best would be if it wasn't

17:14

bald men or fully haired men but

17:16

only balding men because they thought it

17:18

was like straw for nest. That's oh

17:20

a nice stringy nest material combed back.

17:22

Try to get that. Nature telling you

17:24

to just own it. Yeah, you gotta

17:26

go Stanley Tucci mode here. Yeah, nature

17:28

telling you to come home. It looks

17:30

better. Stanley Mooch. That's when he doesn't

17:32

pay the bill at dinner. Oh, Betty.

17:34

He's got alligator arms, then the check

17:36

comes. So here he is, the mooch.

17:38

You're waiting on the... What are alligator

17:40

arms? It means that you can't reach,

17:42

you can't reach your wallet. Yeah, it's

17:44

a very good insult. Waiting on a

17:46

Veno payment from Stanley Mooce. Yeah. Good

17:48

luck with that. Good luck. Has he

17:50

like ever had hair? I mean, obviously,

17:52

but like, since we've known him. No,

17:54

okay. I was about to be like,

17:56

yes, he doesn't have Alapisha. He used

17:58

to have more, a more like robust

18:00

like, uh, horseshoe situation, but I don't,

18:03

I don't think really. I think he

18:05

had like kind of some hair in

18:07

like, I want to say like jury

18:09

duty because he was like the bad

18:11

guy in a spoiler for a jury

18:13

duty the polyshore found. He does seem

18:15

like a guy who wouldn't look as

18:17

good with hair. He ball suits him.

18:19

And he's got kind of a round

18:21

head. So I feel like when he

18:23

has hair he just kind of looks.

18:25

It's a good shape. He's got a

18:27

good head shape. Yeah. I would have

18:29

a huge problem if I were bald

18:31

because my head is covered. My head

18:33

is covered. Tons of weird moles up

18:35

there. Oh man. I don't know what's

18:37

going on. Oh boy. She's like the

18:39

buzzer. She got like a grand high-witched

18:41

situation. They, I, occasionally they cut him

18:43

off me. It's, uh, it's no good.

18:45

Okay, this is not a good picture

18:47

really. But here is Stanley Too cheap.

18:49

Getting her. Hold her weird head to

18:51

polish her head. So yes, he's got

18:53

a little hair. But they're on the

18:55

camera. Show the camera. Show the camera.

18:57

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That

18:59

doesn't doesn't give me. That doesn't give

19:01

me. That doesn't give me and that

19:03

doesn't give me, that doesn't give me

19:05

a good idea. That doesn't give me,

19:07

that doesn't give me a good idea.

19:09

That doesn't give me a good idea.

19:11

That doesn't give me a good idea.

19:13

That doesn't give me a good idea.

19:15

That doesn't give me a good idea.

19:17

That doesn't give me a good idea.

19:19

Yeah, he's coming home, Les. Yeah, yeah.

19:21

This is the sort of thing like

19:23

how Steve Martin's always had white hair,

19:25

you know, like, I know at some

19:27

point he didn't, but that's none of

19:29

my business. Well, it was after he

19:31

got really scared that one time. Right.

19:33

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he saw

19:35

a good, good, good ghost and all

19:37

of his hair turned white. It did

19:39

turn like a beautiful white though, you

19:41

know, because like solid. I feel like

19:43

that's the white your hair turns. Like,

19:45

when my hair goes gray, it's gonna

19:47

just, like, slowly lose color and look

19:49

like shit. I'm not gonna have, like,

19:51

the nice, like, silver. I guess he

19:53

still kind of looks like this, because

19:55

it's true, like, in Spotlight, he has

19:57

this going on. I don't think that's

19:59

a wig. I think that's just he

20:01

let his hair grow, maybe just turn

20:04

it out. I'm trying to think, I

20:06

feel like, in Big Night, he has

20:08

hair. I don't know what this is,

20:10

but he's got more in this. Yeah.

20:12

Well, he'd be safe from the hawk.

20:14

Yeah. It's also tough to be blonde

20:16

and go white hair, because you get,

20:18

you spend the interstitial in a very

20:20

milky sort of color. It just, it

20:22

just sort of like loses color. It

20:24

doesn't look nice. You never get salt

20:26

and pepper. Stanley Tucci and Miami vice.

20:28

Okay. Okay. That looks like, I can

20:30

see. I can. He's handsome man. I

20:32

don't get the like that he's a

20:34

sex symbol. I think that's weird where

20:36

it's like, oh, he made it a

20:38

groanie. It's like, I don't get it.

20:40

But he's a handsome man. He's certainly

20:42

benefited from the like COVID cooking, like

20:44

celebrity COVID cooking things. It's weird that

20:46

I don't, I'm not into it because

20:48

I feel like I love a straight

20:50

guy who acts really gay. That's like

20:52

a definite thing that I like, but

20:54

Stanley teaching, not doing it, not doing

20:56

it, not doing it for me. Got

20:58

to go all over Italy. Cass says

21:00

no. Got to go. Yeah, why do

21:02

I? I don't care you're going all

21:04

over Italy. I want to go all

21:06

over Italy. He's in those, he's in

21:08

those Pellegrino ads. It's like, man, that's

21:10

how I want to live. And I

21:12

want to be in the Stanley Tucci

21:14

Pellegrino ad. It's about one of those.

21:16

Yeah, that's my dream is to be

21:18

in the background of the Danny DeVito,

21:20

George Clooney, Klini Nespressuining espresso commercial commercial.

21:22

Just at a table on the espresso

21:24

commercial. Just at a table on the

21:26

table on the table on the table

21:28

on the table on the back in

21:30

the back in Italy. In Italy. In

21:32

Italy. In Italy. In Italy. In Italy.

21:34

In Italy. Yeah, that's the dream. But

21:36

yeah, as far as this hawk, it's

21:38

attacking. I mean, funny yes, real problem.

21:40

Also yes. This is a really unfortunate

21:42

victim. This is one man who was

21:44

on double blood thinners, which all people

21:46

be on blood thinners. Oh boy. They

21:48

got to water that shit now. They

21:50

double up the blood thinners. My blood,

21:52

if I don't take these things, is

21:54

like clay. Double thick. My blood is

21:56

a slurry. I can't. You can hear

21:58

it. It's gack. I got gack in

22:00

my veins, dude. Yeah. My heart is

22:02

working to that song round house trying

22:05

to pump the slurry of blood through

22:07

my body. I'm on all sorts of

22:09

blood thinners. This is also, dude, you

22:11

can't, this can't be the solution. This

22:13

is a guy named Steve Harris, which

22:15

is, yeah, that's definitely the name of

22:17

a guy like this. That, uh, he

22:19

says- He's a name, but all right.

22:21

Well, you know. So, uh, he is

22:23

forced to wear a bike helmet on

22:25

his daily jog. You just be if

22:27

I saw like a guy jogging with

22:29

a bike helmet I would just assume

22:31

that his bike just got stolen Which

22:33

way do they go? I assume this

22:35

way? Yeah, can I help? Yeah, I

22:37

just I feel like oh, okay, maybe

22:39

that guy maybe he like had a

22:41

concussion recently or something That's probably what

22:43

I think he's got a Oh, yeah,

22:45

yeah, he's got he's still reshaping his

22:47

head Yeah, maybe he has a he

22:49

has like some kind of syndrome where

22:51

he has like baby head for his

22:53

whole life and never Fontenelle never closed.

22:55

Yeah, and he's still wearing the baby

22:57

glasses, he's still wearing the big plastic

22:59

baby glasses Yeah, if you know if

23:01

you know a baby needs glasses, it's

23:03

got problems, but man those glasses are

23:05

cute Yeah, it's you know, why not

23:07

let's just have get some get some

23:09

decorative ones get some excess Yeah, like

23:11

you know, like a hipster Clear plastic

23:13

classic hipster move. Yeah, get those babies.

23:15

Let them accessorize a little more. Let

23:17

them choose their own accessories lay it

23:19

out like you're finding the next Dalai

23:21

Lama, just like what do you like?

23:23

When I visited my friend who just

23:25

had a baby in Toronto last week

23:27

and the big thing, she was like,

23:29

okay, he's at the stage, we have

23:31

to teach him about his feet. He

23:33

needs to learn that he has feet

23:35

and grab him and stuff. And so

23:37

she had little socks with little rattle

23:39

shaped like hamburgers on the toes. And

23:41

I was like, I want these. I

23:43

wouldn't need to learn about my feet.

23:45

I forgot about my feet. He's got

23:47

to get foot permanence. What happens if

23:49

you don't learn about your feet? Well,

23:51

this is the thing I was thinking

23:53

is like, regardless of whether your parents

23:55

actively teach you about your feet, you're

23:57

gonna find out. Like you will learn.

23:59

You just get really scared. I just

24:01

don't know. I'd be like, if the

24:03

doctor told me that, I'd be like,

24:06

all right, we're gonna do that because

24:08

you say to do it, but. Tell

24:10

me, walk me through the life of

24:12

someone who never learns they have feet.

24:14

How does this develop? What happens? You

24:16

just, you've sparked a lot of interest

24:18

in me about what would happen if

24:20

I didn't do this. Which as I've

24:22

said, I'm going to do it. It's

24:24

important for the baby to stretch hamstrings.

24:26

It actually is like, it helps their

24:28

like core development to do it. The

24:30

big thing I learned is that like

24:32

babies don't know how to fart and

24:34

it really freaks them out. when they

24:36

feel like they have to fart because

24:38

they don't know how to do it.

24:40

Yeah, it was like burping. You got

24:42

to force it out and you got

24:44

to fart them. You got to like

24:46

move their legs around so they fart.

24:48

So if they can grab their feet

24:50

they can kind of... fart themselves. That's

24:52

a classic fart position. Yeah, rolling back.

24:54

That's what they do to you in

24:56

the, because like there's a lot of

24:58

people go to the hospital, like thinking

25:00

this, something's really wrong, they just have

25:02

bad gas. That is my like biggest

25:04

fear. I'm so afraid that's going to

25:06

happen to me. I need to go

25:08

to the emergency room and then it's

25:10

like that Louis episode. Yeah, that's going

25:12

to be me. Just ripping a big

25:14

one on a gurney. Didn't walked back.

25:16

Oh good now. All right. Paying $4,000

25:18

to be put in. How much of

25:20

this? How much of this? How much

25:22

of the ambulance? Going happy baby mode.

25:24

Yeah. Oh, well you gave me half

25:26

an aspirin and put me in happy

25:28

baby, I will be in debt for

25:30

the rest of my life. They got

25:32

the doctor to burp me. I had

25:34

to go get, yeah. I did spin

25:36

up. Shh. I got burped

25:38

at the ER and they have taken

25:41

my mother prisoner. She is in debtors

25:43

jail. I will never financially recover from

25:45

this. Maybe bring the title to my

25:47

car. Yeah, they took my father's reign.

25:49

It's a lease. Yeah. So weird, I

25:51

got a bill. I got a bill

25:54

from the hospital. That's what I specifically

25:56

said, your father's gold watch is what

25:58

I owed to them. Your father's leto

26:00

atrades. My father's rings. Yeah. More family

26:02

rings. Bring that back. We need a

26:04

more sickening ring. More things that when

26:06

you lose them, you also like no

26:09

longer belong to the family. Right. You're

26:11

kicked out of the nobility. Yeah. No

26:13

one believes you. You have to live

26:15

as a pauper until you relocate the

26:17

ring again. Yeah. Well, that kind of

26:19

is the society we're heading. We are

26:22

heading that way. Yeah. Stay tuned. Exciting.

26:24

Well, silver lining. That might happen. The

26:26

rings may come back. So, you know.

26:28

Should we do number four? Look on

26:30

the bright side of life. Yeah, number

26:32

four. Sorry are these bald guys? I'm

26:35

with you. I'm sorry are you going

26:37

to get attacked by a ball. Solidarity.

26:39

Just hope they don't drop a turtle

26:41

on you and kill you like that

26:43

philosopher. That's the worst case. Worst case

26:45

scenario. Yeah. Which philosopher? I can't remember

26:48

if the top of my head. It

26:50

probably did. Number four. Did he cry

26:52

out or was it just over? I

26:54

think he was out. I think it

26:56

was. That sucks. I feel like if

26:58

you die that way you want to

27:00

be silent. You want it to be

27:03

over fast enough that the last words

27:05

out of your mouth aren't. I don't

27:07

want to see it coming. I hate

27:09

to cry out. Getting the ick because

27:11

a guy cried out when he died.

27:13

It's like, well, he's dead. Doesn't really

27:16

matter. I'm not going to his funeral

27:18

because I got the ick. Escalice? I

27:20

don't know how to say. I don't

27:22

speak that way. I believe it is

27:24

escalice. Yeah, he's a playwright. But what

27:26

is a playwright if not a philosopher?

27:29

True teller. This story comes to us

27:31

from Aguana Helium Cube in the discord.

27:33

I'm sad about this because I like

27:35

this chocolate. Bad news. Recall of Tony's

27:37

chocolate lonely. Hate to see it. Thankfully

27:39

it's not like... like E. coli or

27:41

something, but there are quote, small stones

27:44

in some of the, some of the

27:46

chocolates. I guess something about almond processing

27:48

is the, is the problem? And there

27:50

are rocks in there, a little rocks

27:52

in there? Yeah. I guess you got

27:54

to, are we like digging the almonds

27:57

out of like shale or something? Like.

27:59

Did the almond truck crash and spill

28:01

into a quarry and then you had

28:03

to get all the almonds out? Pick

28:05

all the almonds out? And so some

28:07

stones made it through as well. I

28:10

will say if I were eating one

28:12

of these and there was small stones

28:14

I'd probably just be like, oh there's

28:16

like a new mix in here. Like

28:18

I don't know if I would know.

28:20

This will help me digest like a

28:23

bird. Yeah, some new very hard nut

28:25

is in here. It's going to help

28:27

me to, yeah. Harder than ever nut.

28:29

Some more like stonies. Rocko Stonely. You

28:31

can really just hammer it down. Yeah,

28:33

it all runs. Yeah. Well, yeah, quote,

28:35

we were extremely sorry to have to

28:38

issue this recall and for an inconvenience

28:40

that this will cause. But again, might

28:42

be good for your tummy to eat

28:44

some small stones. Yeah, these are huge

28:46

impulse. Impulse bars these are this impulse

28:48

these are real impulse they got a

28:51

very attractive packaging yeah even if the

28:53

name is a little bit insulting like

28:55

hey loser it's Friday night dude my

28:57

students this is I don't think they

28:59

understood but it was brutal my students

29:01

last year for Valentine's Day got me

29:04

some I'm just like I'm gonna fucking

29:06

kill myself but thank you we got

29:08

you know they don't know that I'm

29:10

lonely it doesn't come up But they

29:12

sensed it. Apparently. Spinster sugar treats. Yeah.

29:14

Yeah, it was really bleak. For Valentine's

29:17

Day, too. They got me a Valentine's

29:19

Day spinster candy. And I was like,

29:21

I'm touched. Getting you a restaurant gift

29:23

card that just says table for one.

29:25

For one. Why would they even make

29:27

this? How many of these could they

29:29

be giving out that are not mean?

29:32

Yeah. We made you a gingerbread house.

29:34

with only one set of silverware and

29:36

one chair in it. There's one gingerbread

29:38

woman and a cat. That's it. It's,

29:40

uh, yeah. Not ideal. Thank you. We

29:42

love you. Thank you. Yeah. Gingerbread book.

29:45

Gingerbread. person lying on their bed with

29:47

a laptop on their chest watching a

29:49

movie. Oh yeah. Just a slight burn

29:51

on their kind of sternum from the

29:53

hot hot battery of the laptop. I

29:55

think I've had this. Chocolate I don't

29:58

think I've ever bought it because I

30:00

think I've resisted the the siren's call

30:02

the siren call Yeah, but but I

30:04

think it's been like it's been like

30:06

it's been on the kitchen counter like

30:08

Whitney got it or something and I've

30:11

had some it's pretty it's pretty good

30:13

caramel ones are my recollection I would

30:15

probably eat the if someone gave me

30:17

one in there like there might be

30:19

little rocks in this and it was

30:21

a caramel one I would probably eat

30:23

it I would take my job. I

30:26

would definitely... I would definitely... It's like

30:28

nerd-sized? That's what I'm imagining is nerds.

30:30

But not like the big ones. No,

30:32

not the ones that get stuck together.

30:34

Like an individual nerd. Yeah, a single

30:36

nerd. I don't like the ones that

30:39

are stuck together. I feel like it's

30:41

too much nerd. makes him just like

30:43

this is too intense for me crack

30:45

him on the table like an egg

30:47

break him up yeah get it get

30:49

a hammer out do it like put

30:52

him in a ziploc I feel like

30:54

you don't get I feel like it's

30:56

you don't really encounter nerds on their

30:58

own anymore it's just the nerds rope

31:00

and then to club clusters they're really

31:02

phasing out of boxes I hate it

31:04

I like the clusters, I don't know

31:07

about the rope. It's a bad combo

31:09

of textures. It tastes like a gummy

31:11

with like hair on it. It's like

31:13

you roll the gummy on the ground

31:15

and it picked up all the little

31:17

rocks. That is what it is like.

31:20

Nasty. Some people just are freaks, I

31:22

don't know what to say. They just

31:24

want to eat a little nasty dirty

31:26

rope. It's a dirty rope. That's what

31:28

it is. I wonder if that started

31:30

because... They were like, we gotta figure

31:33

out a way to get into movie

31:35

theater concessions because you cannot have a

31:37

box of nerds. Oh no, it's a

31:39

nightmare. Shaking out. Just audio alone. Big

31:41

problem. See, messy too. Someone drops some

31:43

of those. Knock that shit off. It's

31:46

like the glitter of candy. You can't

31:48

sweep all those up. They're getting caught

31:50

in all the cracks. Walking up to

31:52

the concession stand at the movies asking

31:54

for, hey, do you have Tic-tac's here?

31:56

Do you have a big thing of

31:58

Tic-tac's? Move thing of Tic-tic-tac's? Move Tic-Tac's

32:01

on a rock tumbler I could bar

32:03

out of store out to store them

32:05

in if possible for the duration of

32:07

the duration of the duration of this

32:09

movie. Yeah. I wonder if you could

32:11

like rock tumble some tic-tacs into jewels,

32:14

into some agate. Yeah, or some geodes

32:16

rather. That's what I mean. Tic-tac geodes.

32:18

Yeah, get them into real smooth. That

32:20

slurry would be delicious when you open

32:22

up the rock tumbler. Oh, that, I

32:24

think it would taste like toothpaste. Yeah,

32:27

that would be good. Yeah, we ever

32:29

wanted to eat toothpaste. Orange, I have

32:31

wanted to eat toothpaste. Orange, I have,

32:33

you have, you ever wanted to eat

32:35

toothpaste? Orange, I have a, Tom strawberry,

32:37

but even the mint. I was like,

32:40

this is close to candy. Which I

32:42

never get. Yeah, that's the trick is

32:44

you got to go to your tombs

32:46

because it's gotten a fluoride in it

32:48

because they're weird about that. I think.

32:50

Or I just should have been sicker

32:52

when I was a kid. One of

32:55

the two. But yeah, if you're eating

32:57

the aquafresh, then you're getting poisoned, you

32:59

know. Are they going to, do you

33:01

think they're going to take the fluoride

33:03

out? It seems like yes, they seem

33:05

pretty set on it, I would say.

33:08

If they decide to do it, they'll

33:10

lean on local governments with funding threats

33:12

and stuff, so they certainly could try

33:14

to do that. Well, I mean, they

33:16

also, it's not federally required right now,

33:18

so I'm not really sure, unless they

33:21

actually pay in it. And the people

33:23

in those places, their teeth are really

33:25

fucked up. Yeah, they're looking crazy. My

33:27

parents' teeth are really fucked up because

33:29

they didn't have it when they were

33:31

kids. And I feel like that's like

33:34

kind of hereditary and mine are okay

33:36

and I think it's because of the

33:38

fluoride. For it definitely helps. Yeah. We'll

33:40

just start getting the tablets. start just

33:42

table just throwing that in everything I

33:44

have every bit of water yeah but

33:46

then a diet coat you put it

33:49

floor in the floor table in a

33:51

diet Coke and then it's a sick

33:53

some in those DC's thank you Shelby

33:55

for keeping our teeth safe yeah I

33:57

feel like the acid in the sugar.

33:59

He just syringe to put it in

34:02

and then he like kind of like

34:04

use the lighter to seal the cap.

34:06

She'll be dosing our diet coax with

34:08

I don't know nitrous oxide or something

34:10

make us funnier. I tampered with those

34:12

drinks. It did make me uncomfortable when

34:15

we walked in here and there were

34:17

three empty syringes on Shelby's coffee table.

34:19

I don't know I can use a

34:21

different one for each. Yeah, just use

34:23

the same one. Well you got to

34:25

keep them sterile even when you're poisoning

34:27

someone. You want to say, you want

34:30

more evidence, really? You want to triple

34:32

the evidence? Oh, those are just my

34:34

syringes. Just like that's like the, that's

34:36

the attempt to handle it. That's how

34:38

I drink my sugar water. Like a

34:40

little hummingbird. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Getting a shot

34:43

into my mouth like a bush baby,

34:45

like a sugar glider. That's, oh man,

34:47

sugar glider. Sugar glider. the High and

34:49

Mighty podcast the other day because a

34:51

famous person that we love said they

34:53

thought it was funny we found out.

34:56

Oh yeah. And I don't know if

34:58

we want to shout them out but

35:00

I listened to it and we talked

35:02

about sugar gliders a lot and how

35:04

much we fucking love that. Classic little

35:06

guy. Check out that episode. Of High

35:09

and Mighty. Queen's essential. Some might say.

35:11

Yeah. It was interesting because it was

35:13

right after, it was like, the person

35:15

was Barack Obama who said it. Barack

35:17

Obama, he put us on that list.

35:19

It was on his Spotify playlist. It's

35:21

all those songs and then one episode

35:24

of our podcast. Yeah. But it was

35:26

like right when people were getting vaccinated

35:28

and we posed the question, if your

35:30

vaccination date was at the same time

35:32

as your appointment to swim with otters,

35:34

which would you pick? And we were

35:37

like, I think we were all like,

35:39

I could wait a couple more days

35:41

to get the vaccine. It meant I

35:43

could swim with otters. Can they come

35:45

there? To the vaccine point? No, no.

35:47

Well, the otters I suppose could come

35:50

to the vaccine place. I was like,

35:52

hey, vaccine people, why don't you come

35:54

over? Set up over here. Yeah, why

35:56

not? One arm on the otters, one

35:58

arm. The otter holds your hand while

36:00

you get the shot. Yeah, keep you,

36:03

you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

36:05

you, you, you, you, you, you, you

36:07

know. You know. You know. You know.

36:09

thing to be. You know the people

36:11

who like pass out every time. Thank

36:13

you Brad Garrett for the kind words

36:15

about the episode. Yeah. Yeah, the people

36:18

who just pass out every time they

36:20

get a shot. Is that real? Is

36:22

that only? There are people there are

36:24

like have to get blood. Definitely a

36:26

brain needle. Yeah. So I really I

36:28

had to get blood drawn the other

36:31

day and I like I can't watch

36:33

it. I like absolutely can't watch it

36:35

come out of my arm. I won't

36:37

pass out, but I will be I

36:39

will be grossed out and feel a

36:41

little weird. Yeah, the feeling of it

36:44

draining out is a little weird. Yeah,

36:46

the feeling of it draining out, I

36:48

feel like, is my arm going to

36:50

fall off? Seeing the little tube fill

36:52

up is like, well, that's, huh? I

36:54

don't like knowing that's in there. I

36:56

don't like thinking about veins. I don't

36:59

like thinking about arteries. I can think

37:01

about like, like, like, like, like, like,

37:03

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

37:05

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

37:07

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

37:09

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

37:12

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

37:14

like, There's like juice running through me.

37:16

Don't like it. At the risk of

37:18

sounding like a strange child. I like

37:20

I like it kind of. I think

37:22

it's cool. Like interesting? Yeah, Shelby's with

37:25

me. Because it's cool, because it's nice.

37:27

I don't know, it's cool that you

37:29

can just drain you, like a car.

37:31

Like they can leak, someone can just

37:33

like leak a little bit out. They're

37:35

like, I give us a little bit

37:38

of this. And you're like, all right,

37:40

cool. All right, I got enough. I'll

37:42

make more. I've been too freaked out

37:44

to give blood. I tried once and

37:46

I couldn't, I've, I've been too freaked

37:48

out to do to do to give

37:50

blood. I tried once and I couldn't

37:53

because I couldn't, to give blood. I

37:55

couldn't, to another country, to another country,

37:57

to another country, to like, to like,

37:59

to another country, to like, to like,

38:01

to like, to like, like, like, like,

38:03

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

38:06

like, like, I got tattooed, like, like,

38:08

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

38:10

like, I got, like, But I haven't

38:12

gone since because I've been freaked out,

38:14

but I think I'm finally going to

38:16

do it. Mostly because I want to

38:19

know what my blood type is. And

38:21

that's interesting. Oh yeah, they give you

38:23

a card. And then you lose that

38:25

card. And then you forget. My brother

38:27

is like the universal donor thing. So

38:29

he like, he got like a certificate

38:32

about being like, you're, you've given us

38:34

so much blood, good job. Yeah, yeah.

38:36

That's the only way you're taking your

38:38

blood. If shit goes bad, we're coming

38:40

for you. We're ringing you out. You're

38:42

gonna be a war boy. We're gonna

38:44

hang you up and drain you. Special

38:47

I want to know from special they

38:49

can I might be universal recipient than

38:51

a university I can't take all that

38:53

blood. I don't even remember I don't

38:55

even remember what I was remember like

38:57

they give you the card they give

39:00

you a card that says what you

39:02

are and as soon as it wasn't

39:04

opous or onega it was like be

39:06

you negative I just like her in

39:08

the trash it's like you even want

39:10

my blood this is stupid or you

39:13

find out that you're like the cursed

39:15

blood type what's the one that's like

39:17

because onega is like Or wait, it

39:19

is an egg that's sort of cursed

39:21

because you can donate to anyone but

39:23

you can't receive almost anything. Yeah. Yeah.

39:26

They're ripping through that stuff on the

39:28

pit, my God. Yeah, yeah, just pack

39:30

me up. It can't make me feel

39:32

worse, right? Completely desiccated. We need that

39:34

cath blood, that special cath blood. I

39:36

don't know if I have it. I

39:38

gotta find out. Yeah, it shows up.

39:41

I heard you guys need blood? Yeah,

39:43

and they're like, not your blood. No,

39:45

get out of here. I show up

39:47

and I'm like, I heard you guys

39:49

have blood? Can I have some blood?

39:51

Give me a little back. If you're

39:54

going to take some of mine, give

39:56

me some years. That's the deal. It

39:58

looks like a skeeter. Like a full,

40:00

like a full skeeter. Big fat tick.

40:02

Full of blood. You look like a

40:04

big fat tick. Oh. Hey. Is that

40:07

what it's like? Yeah. Like the guy

40:09

in big trouble little China, but just

40:11

full of blood. That's what I want.

40:13

Put me up. Yeah. Where are we

40:15

talking about before? Can't remember. Shouldn't we

40:17

do the next one? Sure. Number three.

40:19

I want rocks. Little rocks. Rock's and

40:22

Tony's charcoal only. The ones with that,

40:24

Tony's charcoal only without filling, too, kind

40:26

of rocky itself. Too much chocolate, too

40:28

thick, too hard to chew. That's my

40:30

take. I like that it has the

40:32

irregular pieces. You're like, I think I

40:35

want like a bigger one right now.

40:37

It's very gravelly. And like, it's its

40:39

makeup. Yeah, because you get a bunch

40:41

of irregulars. Number three comes to us

40:43

from Kronotriggered Sim in the discord and

40:45

this is a story about a vigilante

40:48

in let's see in Colorado Summit County

40:50

Colorado and then up in the mountains

40:52

there is a lady in the town

40:54

or unincorporated silver thorn you know whatever

40:56

that's what the guess what it's called

40:58

A call to report an unknown man

41:01

has been throwing bags of dog poop

41:03

into her yard onto her driveway over

41:05

the past month. She got security footage

41:07

or someone doing it. She suspects it's

41:09

the neighbor. Deputy reached out to the

41:11

suspect only to find he did not

41:13

match the description. I don't know how

41:16

they would know that, was it like

41:18

very tall versus surely, I'm curious to

41:20

have him be like, not in. Yeah,

41:22

how's the suspect if he doesn't look

41:24

anything like the person they described? I

41:26

feel like- She's trying to frame this

41:29

guy. I feel like she's trying to

41:31

frame this guy. I feel like she-

41:33

Trying to stitch this guy up. She's

41:35

trying to stitch this guy up. She's

41:37

like, she's trying to stitch this guy,

41:39

she's trying to stitch. to pick up

41:42

after her dog. So everyone's like, we

41:44

hate this. They should be throwing unsheathed

41:46

poop at this woman's house. This one

41:48

should be throwing a bomb into her

41:50

house. One neighbor even noted that an

41:52

unknown man in the area seems to

41:55

be on a crusade. Quote, seems to

41:57

be on a crusade against those who

41:59

did not pick after their dogs. Good.

42:01

crusade is too negative of a war

42:03

like has too much negative connotations for

42:05

something that he should be it's like

42:07

a local local do-gooder is making sure

42:10

people pick up their dog shit she's

42:12

likely targeted do not pick up after

42:14

her dog so look this lady For

42:16

one thing, this person should not be

42:18

punished. For another thing, this lady should

42:20

be jailed or put in the stocks.

42:23

He should get the key to the

42:25

city and she should be put in

42:27

the stocks. Put her in the stocks

42:29

and everyone can throw dog turds at

42:31

her in the stocks. Pick up after

42:33

your fucking dog lady. What's your fucking

42:36

problem? It is like, it's baffling to

42:38

me that people don't. You have to

42:40

walk by this presumably. Like they also

42:42

have to deal with the fact that

42:44

there's dog shit on the street. There

42:46

is so much of it. And it

42:49

is, um, there's a, somebody on my

42:51

block, their dog takes huge shits and

42:53

they leave it. So I'll pick it

42:55

up. Yeah. Yeah. It's very cool. Thanks.

42:57

And it's, nobody ever sees it obviously.

42:59

This is only done in, you know,

43:01

in secret. Cover of night or whatever,

43:04

you know, real coward hours. Yeah, I

43:06

feel, I'm just glad that those big

43:08

ones, I have a plausible deniability. Because

43:10

if somebody's like, is that your dog,

43:12

right. It's really. like confusing to me

43:14

that's really thrown me for loop and

43:17

i still haven't really cracked why people

43:19

are doing this There are people on

43:21

my block who will bag it, but

43:23

not throw it away. Yes, I've seen

43:25

that too. They bag it and leave

43:27

it on the sidewalk. And I'm like,

43:30

what is this medial, middle ground here

43:32

that's. There's a, there's no third way.

43:34

There's no third way on the corner.

43:36

Just go to the corner. Like they'll

43:38

probably go in there anyway. Yeah, they're,

43:40

they're, they're like, agree to disagree. Because

43:42

there are trash cans on literally every

43:45

corner. Yeah. So there's really no fucking

43:47

excuse not to. If you live somewhere

43:49

where you have to carry it a

43:51

really long way, I don't understand it.

43:53

Like you should, you just have to

43:55

fucking carry your dog shit until you

43:58

get home, I'm sorry. That's it. It's

44:00

just something you gotta get over, like

44:02

the whole shit thing. I don't know.

44:04

Don't have a dog if that's a

44:06

problem for you. Yeah, and it shouldn't

44:08

take, even if you think it's gross,

44:11

it shouldn't take more than like two

44:13

days before you're just like, yeah, whatever.

44:15

The bags don't break, like, it's fine.

44:17

You got a protective layer. Yeah. If

44:19

it really bothers you, get a fucking

44:21

like, bring a latex glove with you

44:24

or something, like, it's fine. bag like

44:26

into the outside trash can that's like

44:28

outside of their apartment. Yeah, I was

44:30

never clear on what the rules are

44:32

about that. About throwing trash in people's.

44:34

Well, because it's not in a bigger

44:36

bag. It's like not like so it's

44:39

just kind of floating around in there,

44:41

I guess. So it might get like

44:43

if they have to take it out

44:45

to put it on the corner, then

44:47

they have to like. Reach in and

44:49

find it like you know what I

44:52

mean like they don't want because they

44:54

wouldn't necessarily grab it if it like

44:56

falls in between the bags or whatever

44:58

Oh, yeah, well, I don't know there's

45:00

can on the corner fuck off Yeah,

45:02

because it's like it definitely is you

45:05

know the amount of like it's the

45:07

weirdest It's always been the weirdest thing

45:09

to me that's such like a strange

45:11

way to punish lower income neighborhoods is

45:13

to just like not have trash cans

45:15

anywhere and it's like why and they're

45:18

like it's dirty and it's like well

45:20

there's just fucking literally nowhere yeah to

45:22

throw anything away my street is discussing

45:24

because it is too narrow for the

45:26

street cleaner to go through so like

45:28

it never gets fucking cleaned. It's it's

45:30

suboptimal. I mean, suboptimal. We have a

45:33

very Westside story sort of like it

45:35

kind of is like Westside story out

45:37

there. Is there laundry hanging between your

45:39

building and the building opposite you? Not

45:41

that I've seen, but like there I

45:43

it's plausible that that would. Yeah, it's

45:46

uh. I'm rent-stabilized, I can't leave. Is

45:48

she living outside down, outside of your

45:50

house? Never seen it but possible. Yeah,

45:52

it's no good. The one thing is

45:54

if you have a car you never

45:56

have to move it because they don't

45:59

do street cleaning. So that's good. Yeah.

46:01

You see those cans, like, because now

46:03

they have the recycling cans and the

46:05

individual garbage cans, because they've started enforcing

46:07

smaller places, have to have garbage cans

46:09

now, which is good. They're doing stop

46:12

and frisk for garbage, really, is what's

46:14

happened in the city. And compost now.

46:16

But when they empty them, they're like, because

46:18

of the way they do it, they just

46:20

leave the lids open, I guess, for whatever

46:22

reason. One, if it's raining, you'll have like,

46:24

like, like, a couple inches of water of water

46:27

in them. that's all for me and it's like

46:29

great that there's a there's a There's

46:31

a dog shit thing like at the

46:33

bottom of this garbage can that's too

46:35

tall to reach in to get so I

46:37

have to dump it out I have to I

46:39

have to my whole body is going to

46:41

make contact with the inside of

46:44

this garbage can if I reach

46:46

out and people are just not

46:48

consider it that's not consider it

46:50

that's all you know and this is

46:52

not consider it that's all you know

46:54

and this is not consider it that's

46:56

all you know and this is like

46:58

bags on top I you know, a

47:01

coffee cup or something goes in there.

47:03

So thank you. Yeah. Well, I'll take

47:05

that. The thing is, I'll take that

47:07

instead of people doing it, what they

47:09

sometimes do, into my mailbox, which is.

47:12

Wow, someone hates you. No, people

47:14

just, because it's on a main

47:16

intersection, so people sometimes just put

47:18

shit in a package box. They're

47:21

like, I'm done with this, you

47:23

know, like, wow, finished with my

47:25

fruitopia, time to throw a barberian

47:28

to the package box. you know really good case

47:30

like where you can demonstrate oh I have bags I just don't

47:32

have one right now my god you know no but like you

47:34

know like if you don't have a bag if for whatever reason

47:36

like I've done it but I ask other people walking their dogs

47:38

like can I do have an extra bag you know for whatever

47:40

I thought that happened before and I would probably go back and

47:42

find it you know what I mean because I just like well

47:44

especially because I am now like allergic to being a hypocrite about

47:46

this but like like if you get caught doing that you should

47:48

like have to doing that you should like have to do you

47:50

should like have to eat like have to eat like have to

47:52

eat like have to eat like have to eat it Fork

47:54

and knife napkin tucked

47:56

into your two options either you

47:59

eat it now or you let

48:01

it become like the white thing and

48:03

then you smoke it like a cigar.

48:05

Which would you pick? I think probably

48:07

eat. I don't think I want to

48:09

be... You still have to use aerosolizing

48:12

it into my once? Yeah, it seems

48:14

like not like that. You still have

48:16

to use a cigar cutter to get

48:18

the tip off. Yeah. Can you wrap

48:20

it in a leaf? What's the difference?

48:22

If you're a cigar person, it's like,

48:25

oh yeah, this is so much worse.

48:27

You wrap it in one of the

48:29

bags, like a tobacco leaf, and then

48:31

you smoke it. What if, can you

48:33

make it into, can you make it

48:36

into the coffee? Oh, the Civit coffee?

48:38

Can you make it into the poop

48:40

coffee? Okay, yeah. Third option is you,

48:42

yeah, you put it in boiling water

48:44

and kind of stir it up and

48:47

then you have to drink it. I

48:49

think I would do that, because I

48:51

could just chug it, you know? That,

48:53

that, like, poop coffee is like the

48:55

worst thing in the world of, like,

48:57

the worst thing in the world of,

49:00

like, on every level, it's, like, like,

49:02

the worst thing in the world, people

49:04

learn about that stuff because of Reacher.

49:06

There's poop coffee and Reacher. They talk

49:08

about it. Yeah. Every time I see

49:11

a screen cap of that guy, every

49:13

time I see a screen cap of

49:15

that guy from Reacher, he's bigger. He

49:17

just keeps growing. There's a bigger guy

49:19

this season on Reacher though. They found

49:22

a bigger guy. They found an even

49:24

bigger guy? Is he a friend or

49:26

a foe? Reacher has the same disease

49:28

as Clifford, the big red dog. They're

49:30

both, eventually he's gonna have to live

49:32

on Birdwell Islands. The thing is, I

49:35

like, I've met him, I did like

49:37

a TV thing with him years ago,

49:39

and he wasn't that big. He's like

49:41

really not that big. I feel like

49:43

they do like trick photography or something.

49:46

They're doing like the opposite of the

49:48

rings. Yeah, exactly. They're doing something. I

49:50

mean, him look bigger than everyone else

49:52

is supposed to ever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

49:54

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

49:57

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

49:59

Yeah. Yeah. He's taking some sort of.

50:01

He's like. but he's not he's not

50:03

like you tall yeah they're getting shorter

50:05

and shorter cameraman every season yeah just

50:07

it's now operated by like a little

50:10

mere cat as the camera man they

50:12

look so looks so tall yeah I

50:14

don't know yeah I don't know like

50:16

the the poop thing or I don't

50:18

know if this is but at the

50:21

very least if you don't have a

50:23

bag or anything I've done this, I'll

50:25

admit, when I'm in dire straits. Eat

50:27

it? Eat it? Eat it. Eat it?

50:29

Eat it. Well, if somebody's doing it.

50:31

I guess I'm the garbage can. And

50:34

I'm like, if somebody saw me doing

50:36

this, I don't know if they'd be

50:38

like good on you or like, this

50:40

is the strangest. But you go get

50:42

a stick and you least like push

50:45

it out of the path. Are you

50:47

push it into the street cleaner can

50:49

get it? anything like a even like

50:51

a big leaf or something and then

50:53

bring it to the bring it to

50:56

where the big leaves this this I

50:58

don't know some tree tree some trees

51:00

I say go to a bodega and

51:02

buy like a DC or something they

51:04

always give you a bag yeah even

51:06

when you're like this is so pointless

51:09

nobody's nobody's nobody's doing that those kind

51:11

of people are not doing that I

51:13

know I'm saying big the people don't

51:15

even go to the corner when they

51:17

have already done all 50% 70% of

51:20

the work This is good enough. But

51:22

Eli, as opposed to stick, pushing it

51:24

up with a stick. Yeah, but then

51:26

if you're walking like a block and

51:28

a half, I'm like, someone's gonna step

51:31

in it. I gotta guard it. You

51:33

know? You gotta guard it. Put up

51:35

a little like caution tape around it.

51:37

You have to carry cones with you.

51:39

Yeah. And then you have to cry

51:41

I was committed here. I mean, Liza

51:44

had diarrhea in the street. And I

51:46

like kind of cleaned it up, but

51:48

like you can't, there's only so much.

51:50

That's so funny. And then there was

51:52

a guy who just like finished a

51:55

run and was just kind of walking

51:57

and I was like, whoa. And we

51:59

happened to be like on the, like

52:01

about to go inside. And I turned

52:03

around and I was like, I turned

52:06

around and I was like, I turned

52:08

around and I was like, look, watch

52:10

out. And he was like, watch out

52:12

and he was like, oh, watch out

52:14

my dog got dieth diary. I can

52:16

doggat diary. What you don't want is

52:19

like a bike going by and picking

52:21

it up and just bringing it up.

52:23

That's no good. Firing it everywhere. Especially

52:25

because that's like the, if the eback

52:27

guy is in the street, that's, you

52:30

want to reward that. You don't want

52:32

him to be on the sidewalk. Right.

52:34

No, but you're right, and then it's

52:36

raining and it just gets shot out

52:38

from the wheels all over everyone. Someone

52:40

running like a lawnmower for no reason

52:43

on the sidewalk, just blasting. I was

52:45

like, this was not, this was old,

52:47

this is when I worked as a

52:49

dog walker, not the Iggy thing, but

52:51

I was in dire straits. I had

52:54

to do the stick, you know, kind

52:56

of wack it onto the street. And

52:58

like the stick was more like springy

53:00

than I expected, and it definitely just.

53:02

fired it onto the side of a

53:05

car like a parked car yeah and

53:07

it's stuck to the car and i

53:09

was just like oh no Who would

53:11

do this? Who would do this? Just

53:13

that person's entire like, they're like spiraling

53:15

out of control, trying to figure out

53:18

why they're being targeted. It's like, who

53:20

was it? Still there when they get

53:22

home, like it's a fucking rock climbing

53:24

hold, it's just on the side of

53:26

the door. It's like the urban legend

53:29

about the hook, like the hook getting

53:31

in your car way or whatever. It's

53:33

a dog turn. Yeah, I was just

53:35

like, a madman. The escaped mental patient

53:37

murderer, right, with the, who had a

53:40

hook hand. A dog shit on my

53:42

car when I was at Lover's Lane.

53:44

Yeah, that's right. And they kept trying

53:46

to warm me by flashing their lights.

53:48

You know, I thought they were the

53:50

dangerous ones. It turns out, there was

53:53

a dog turn that kept, there was

53:55

a dog turn on the back. It

53:57

was like, gonna land on me. You

53:59

know, it was like, stop turning it

54:01

to go that way. Go that way.

54:04

Yeah, well, anyway, yeah, so this lady,

54:06

I hope they should say what her

54:08

name is in the article, that's how

54:10

I feel about it. Put her name

54:12

and address in the article, this lady

54:14

does not pick up after her dog.

54:17

They should publish her schedule. Get her

54:19

G-Cal public. Publish her assassination coordinates. Publish

54:21

her guards shifts. You need to publish

54:23

her shift changes. One of their shift

54:25

changes for the bodyguards. How do they,

54:28

I mean I'm sure it's just a

54:30

movie thing, the shift changes was like,

54:32

man, if I was in charge of

54:34

like a banker, a high-stable place, I'd

54:36

be like, everybody, guards. There is now

54:39

going to be an overlap in shifts,

54:41

because these shift changes are becoming a

54:43

huge problem for heights. You are now

54:45

going to stay 15 minutes until the

54:47

next guy is there. Oh, come on!

54:49

You will not be paid for your

54:52

extra time. This thing where one of

54:54

you leaves? Yeah. This thing where one

54:56

of you leaves, and then the person

54:58

is just alone in a room for

55:00

10 minutes, we are not doing that

55:03

anymore. That is over. Our diamonds keep

55:05

getting stolen. Yeah. Also we're not putting

55:07

them in the room with the vents

55:09

to the diamond room. We're gonna put

55:11

them in a different room. Diamond room?

55:14

Don't need vents in there. Completely vacuum.

55:16

It's fine. Gonna keep buying the component.

55:18

There are only so many Faberje eggs

55:20

we can buy. Literally. Yeah. Number two?

55:22

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submit stories like this one. So bad

55:42

news for lore. I don't know what

55:44

happens when they come back. I don't

55:46

know if there's like a thing involved

55:49

in it. But famously, Ireland no snakes

55:51

thanks to St. Patrick you know it's

55:53

to Patty he drove him out St.

55:55

Patty did it yeah is that who

55:57

you're named after yeah I guess I

55:59

mean it's like much as a Catholic

56:02

it's a name I guess I guess

56:04

so I don't I don't I don't

56:06

think I'm not in after any other

56:08

person I don't think yeah you know

56:10

it's just a name my parents reverse

56:13

engineered mine they said I was after

56:15

Catherine Hepburn, but I really wasn't. So

56:17

in Ireland, sad news, they found a

56:19

snake. Ireland is not at snakes for

56:21

forever. Oh, geez, this again? This again.

56:23

We gotta get over there and be

56:26

St. Patrick, too. Get out of there.

56:28

Knock it off. God, there is so

56:30

much. There is so much. I hate

56:32

when an article has context. It's not

56:34

for the podcast. I don't need to

56:37

know about once home to the fearless

56:39

pirate queen of this island. Didn't, uh,

56:41

did Jim Patrick's use a stick to

56:43

get the snakes out as in that

56:45

part of it? Yeah, it's like you

56:48

and the doctor's. His bishop's crosier. Yeah,

56:50

he dogged him, he fired a snake

56:52

onto the car of England, across the,

56:54

but, uh, he drove them out. I

56:56

guess it was when the sea, that

56:58

was it for them? Yeah, it's not

57:01

clear. I feel like it's, it's just,

57:03

it's just, it's good for kind of

57:05

old stuff like that it's stuff that

57:07

it's like that it's like that it's

57:09

all. paintings that are still in videos

57:12

or whatever because I feel like you

57:14

get to have like the dramatic like

57:16

St. Patrick holding up the stick. Go

57:18

on. You get. Yeah. Go on get.

57:20

Where it wouldn't be as impactful if

57:23

it was just like a video of

57:25

him being like, yeah. Just smack in

57:27

all the scram. Scram. Yeah. Yeah. Scram.

57:29

This is impenetrable to me. I'm sorry.

57:31

I can't. It's so long and it.

57:33

It doesn't say anything about the snake.

57:36

It's about like the history of the

57:38

islands. I mean, the ladders are starting

57:40

to swim for cats. Do they wild

57:42

snake? Is it a, someone's pet? They

57:44

lose? I don't know. Snake in Ireland.

57:47

There's a snake in Ireland. It's important

57:49

distinctions. I mean, maybe there's not, because

57:51

this article is like insane. Keep talking

57:53

and I'll see if I can find

57:55

another one. Cat is zooming in. 382

57:57

episodes and we find out cat can't

58:00

read. She's hit it incredibly well. Faking

58:02

it all this time. I'm like, what's

58:04

her name from Glee? You never... Oh,

58:06

Leah Michelle. I'm Leah Michelle. I can't

58:08

read. That's, I mean, I feel bad.

58:11

But man, what a turn that always

58:13

is when they're like this person, you

58:15

know, the Floyd Mayweather thing. That was

58:17

a. He can't read? Yeah, you can

58:19

never come back. He tried to start

58:22

a beef with 50. These are all

58:24

sort of like, mean rumors. Sure, sure,

58:26

sure, sure. I mean, well. But he

58:28

tried to start beef with 50-cent and

58:30

then immediately lost because 50-cent was like,

58:32

I will donate like $100,000 to a

58:35

charity of your choice if you read

58:37

a chapter of Harry Potter on video.

58:39

And he never did it. Challenge for

58:41

you Floyd. If you can read one

58:43

full page of a Harry Potter book,

58:46

nigger, I'll give $750,000 to whatever charitable

58:48

organization you bought. So much money. Oh

58:50

no, just teach him to read. Just

58:52

teach him to read. That's sad. Yeah,

58:54

I mean, I feel like Floyd May

58:57

other has. He's done very well. Doesn't

58:59

seem like he's needed it. Well, no,

59:01

I was like, I thought he's able

59:03

to. I thought he had some bad

59:05

stuff. Oh, he does have that. I

59:07

mean, he has a lot of bad

59:10

stuff. Yeah, yeah. So I was like,

59:12

maybe he doesn't, me doesn't need to

59:14

read. He's been too bad. He's been

59:16

too bad. to take a $750,000 to

59:18

charity and have to be like, no,

59:21

I can't do it. Just memorize it.

59:23

Have someone help you, memorize all chats

59:25

for style. I do feel like that's

59:27

a, that's a thing you learn working

59:29

on S&L, I think, is like which

59:32

celebrities are really not at reading because

59:34

they have cue cards and stuff for

59:36

them. And I'm sure full illiterate is

59:38

not common, but a lot of people

59:40

have a lot of trouble reading turns

59:42

out. Are dumb? Or are actors who

59:45

are, yeah, you know? They're actors, they

59:47

put peanut butter in their mouths to

59:49

make their mouths move on the sets

59:51

of movies. And definitely like a literacy

59:53

is like a concerning problem. Huge problem.

59:56

But when it's somebody who's bad or

59:58

mean, then... Then it's funny. Yeah, yeah.

1:00:00

It's Leah Michelle or Floyd Mayweather. Yeah.

1:00:02

Okay, so I did find there was

1:00:04

a real snake, and it was like

1:00:06

very close to where they do this

1:00:09

like St. Patrick's ceremony where they like

1:00:11

reenact the snakes being driven out. Like,

1:00:13

someone dresses as a steak and like

1:00:15

runs into the ocean. Ah! Oh no!

1:00:17

Let's get out of here! Yeah, dressing

1:00:20

is a snake and you got to

1:00:22

sell it if you dress as a

1:00:24

snake You know, you can't just like

1:00:26

dress I'll be like all right. I'm

1:00:28

here. I'm the snake you got to

1:00:31

be like moving Wiggling you got a

1:00:33

wiggle yeah, and get hit with a

1:00:35

Baldo for yeah, it's doing crazy stuff

1:00:37

and you know you're you know you're

1:00:39

rolling your ses if you're dressed as

1:00:41

a snake. Oh, you got a you

1:00:44

got a They're like, you're ready? And

1:00:46

you're like, yes. You got to. So

1:00:48

I guess this animal, it was a

1:00:50

ribbon snake usually found in North Africa.

1:00:52

So probably someone's pet that has escaped.

1:00:55

But it's Ireland. They're going to be

1:00:57

proactive about this. They're like, this is

1:00:59

our thing. This is our main thing.

1:01:01

It's like how in Alberta there are

1:01:03

no rats. It's like the one place

1:01:06

where there are no rats. They've successfully

1:01:08

kept them out. And I don't know

1:01:10

anything else about Alberta, so they gotta

1:01:12

keep that. Nobody snitches on anybody. Yeah,

1:01:14

they're really holding on to it. They

1:01:16

gotta have it, because otherwise it's to

1:01:19

be like people just don't know anything

1:01:21

about Alberta instead of knowing one thing

1:01:23

about Alberta. Yeah. The ribbon snakes, those

1:01:25

aren't the flying snakes, right? I don't

1:01:27

think so. Okay. That would be terrifying.

1:01:30

You're like, St. Patrick would be like,

1:01:32

okay, I got the snakes out. Then

1:01:34

a, one snake comes and starts flying.

1:01:36

He's like, I don't think I'm still

1:01:38

doing this. I didn't realize this. They

1:01:41

were going to do this. And I'm

1:01:43

out. That's how anything like that where

1:01:45

it's like a critter that has an

1:01:47

ability that it shouldn't have is like

1:01:49

a real bummer. Like a spider that

1:01:51

can jump? They can launch or when

1:01:54

those when it gets hot and then

1:01:56

cockroaches can fly. Yeah, that sucks. The

1:01:58

idea that like it hits a certain

1:02:00

temperature and then you gain an ability.

1:02:02

Yeah, they're like. And then their wings

1:02:05

come out. They're sprouting. They have those

1:02:07

in Texas. The nice thing about those

1:02:09

is they don't like infest your house.

1:02:11

They get in by accident. But it

1:02:13

is like having a fucking bat in

1:02:15

your house because they're huge. It sucks.

1:02:18

It's yeah, I mean, it's one of

1:02:20

those things where it's just like I

1:02:22

wish you could explain to them and

1:02:24

it's like, you know, even if though

1:02:26

that thing where someone's like they're scared

1:02:29

just as much as you are. Biblical

1:02:31

references to plagues in their mind. You

1:02:33

know? There's no like social programming against

1:02:35

humans and cockroaches. It's a tough line

1:02:37

of charitable thinking when it's like, it's

1:02:40

like if a flying cowroach like slammed

1:02:42

into your face and they'd be like,

1:02:44

they didn't like it very much either.

1:02:46

It's like, yeah, but it's different for

1:02:48

me. They're gross out, they're wrong. I'm

1:02:50

not gross. Yeah. Also, if they're scared

1:02:53

to me, fucking good. A rational fear,

1:02:55

they're getting hit with a tennis racket.

1:02:57

Yeah, they're getting flattened under a graphic

1:02:59

novel, they do. Shreve and hit them

1:03:01

with something. Oh man. Here, take this

1:03:04

copy of black hole to the dome,

1:03:06

bitch. Yeah, I'm gonna mush down an

1:03:08

Amazon prime box on your ass. Get

1:03:10

out of here. You're in for hurting.

1:03:12

Infinite jest, coming for your head. Get

1:03:15

a big one. Vaperized. Absolutely flattened. Sent

1:03:17

into the atomic realm by infinite jest.

1:03:19

Yeah, anyway, that's what happened to this

1:03:21

snake. I think they did, for, you

1:03:23

know, for old timesake, I think they

1:03:25

did drive it into the ocean, which

1:03:28

is what you should do. We just

1:03:30

grabbed it and they were like, that

1:03:32

does seem like it would be fun.

1:03:34

I don't approve of cruelty to animals

1:03:36

besides bugs, but whipping a snake liked

1:03:39

it. Yeah, what if a snake, it

1:03:41

was like, oh, it was great. Yeah,

1:03:43

I would love that. Yeah, that's how

1:03:45

we just, that's how we just, we

1:03:47

just, we just go, we just, we

1:03:49

just go, we just go, we just

1:03:52

go, we just go, no, we just

1:03:54

go, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1:03:56

no, no, we just go, no, no,

1:03:58

no, we just go, no, no, no,

1:04:00

we just go, no, no, no, no,

1:04:03

we just go, we just go, no,

1:04:05

no, no, no, no, we just go,

1:04:07

no, we just For Richard Scary. And

1:04:09

I thought he was a snake. Nick

1:04:11

Smushed in. He's like driving his apple.

1:04:14

I was going to say, I'm in

1:04:16

an apple, I'm not flying. They're going

1:04:18

to sink an apple sauce out of

1:04:20

that bitch. Get him out of here.

1:04:22

Why would a snake be in an

1:04:24

apple car? Come on, I'm a worm.

1:04:27

I'm a worm. I'm a worm. I'm

1:04:29

a worm. They kicked the whole apple

1:04:31

car into the sea and it's sinking.

1:04:33

Put that crosier down. I'm a worm.

1:04:35

The busy town worm is slamming. He

1:04:38

should have one of those like things

1:04:40

that pops it. You know what I'm

1:04:42

talking about? Those things you're supposed to

1:04:44

keep in your car? Yep, he didn't.

1:04:46

He hasn't seen those YouTube videos. Drives

1:04:49

off of Pierre. Comes to he's already

1:04:51

underwater. He's got like blood over one

1:04:53

eye. It's like that Lars von Schur

1:04:55

movie. Yeah. Yeah, I'm making part of

1:04:57

his lord, he doesn't have one of

1:04:59

those, he can't get out. It's like

1:05:02

that, it's like that Liam Nieson movie

1:05:04

where he has amnesia and he's like,

1:05:06

all I know is that you killed

1:05:08

my wife or whatever, you know. Man,

1:05:10

people stay killing Liam Nieson, but I

1:05:13

think that's every Liam Nieson movie where

1:05:15

he's sinking in a car. Yeah, someone's

1:05:17

killed or I think he's like, I

1:05:19

don't remember, he's like, like, he's like,

1:05:21

like, he's like, like, like, like, like,

1:05:24

he's like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:05:26

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:05:28

like, like, like, tight here we go

1:05:30

that's cool that is cool now the

1:05:32

scariest thing I can think of by

1:05:34

the way is like drowning in a

1:05:37

car oh yeah that's I can't cannot

1:05:39

think of a scarier thing the scary

1:05:41

thing you think of is realizing you've

1:05:43

killed Liam Nieson's wife it's over for

1:05:45

me come on damn it mine is

1:05:48

a good ghost that's fair Or you

1:05:50

get trapped in a car with a

1:05:52

ghost. All of a sudden there's also

1:05:54

a ghost there. Yeah. Come on, try

1:05:56

to break the window just to let

1:05:58

the water in the ghost was like,

1:06:01

this happened to me and I am

1:06:03

dead. That's why I'm in here, yeah.

1:06:05

That's why I'm down here. My unfinished

1:06:07

business is breaking a windshield and I

1:06:09

haven't been able to do it, so.

1:06:12

This was a question posed to me

1:06:14

recently. If you had to have an

1:06:16

encounter with one, would you rather have

1:06:18

an encounter with a ghost or an

1:06:20

ghost or an alien. I feel like

1:06:23

the ghost would be able to mentally

1:06:25

handle more and the ghost is less

1:06:27

likely probably to do some shit to

1:06:29

me. It can't like probe you. It

1:06:31

has no physical... It can haunt your

1:06:33

mind. I feel like the ghost probably

1:06:36

doesn't have a problem with me either.

1:06:38

I probably didn't do anything to the

1:06:40

ghost, you know? Yeah, well, I mean,

1:06:42

that's the thing that's in this question

1:06:44

is like, it doesn't assume intent of

1:06:47

either one. Like, you don't necessarily know

1:06:49

whether this is a malevolent or a

1:06:51

benevolent being. Just a random one. Yeah.

1:06:53

But I think I think I take

1:06:55

my chances with the alien. You would?

1:06:58

Because if you don't know if it's

1:07:00

benevolent, you could, you could learn some

1:07:02

cool stuff. You're not facing like supernatural

1:07:04

torment. Like if you're not gonna, you

1:07:06

know, they're not gonna. An alien doesn't

1:07:08

necessarily fundamentally change the way I view

1:07:11

reality. Because like, I'm like, statistically, there's

1:07:13

probably some, you know, ghost is like,

1:07:15

okay, this is, this is like shaking

1:07:17

the foundations of what I believe about.

1:07:19

When we die, that's not always. Yeah.

1:07:22

Yeah. Depending on the unfinished business. I

1:07:24

just always think of... You know I'm

1:07:26

going to have unfinished business. I never

1:07:28

finished that to do list. Who doesn't

1:07:30

have unfinished business? My friend Zach, who

1:07:33

doesn't do comedy and where you used

1:07:35

to have a joke about how if

1:07:37

you died doing autorotic asphyxiation, your unfinished

1:07:39

business is to come and then you

1:07:41

can't because you're a alien. You're going

1:07:43

to be like... You're going to be

1:07:46

in a black site doing shit for

1:07:48

the rest of your life. There's so

1:07:50

much bureaucracy. Or he's like a little

1:07:52

guy that can be your friend. You

1:07:54

got to protect him from the guys.

1:07:57

You got to protect him from the

1:07:59

guys. But as we know with ET,

1:08:01

that is difficult. In the scariest scene

1:08:03

in a movie geared for children ever,

1:08:05

the government's going to come try to

1:08:07

take him. Yeah. So I do think,

1:08:10

yeah, like if you see a ghost,

1:08:12

you're not necessarily getting apprehended getting apprehended

1:08:14

by like a three- like a three-

1:08:16

Yeah, and you're not you're not riding

1:08:18

your bike up into the sky on

1:08:21

You know, they're just gonna intercept you

1:08:23

They're gonna take you they would have

1:08:25

taken his bike out. Oh, yeah. Oh,

1:08:27

yeah Yeah, they would have nailed him

1:08:29

We need this alien Hey, yeah, absolutely

1:08:32

we need this alien Hey, yeah, this

1:08:34

is more important than you know any

1:08:36

family, yeah, sorry, it's collateral damage Yeah,

1:08:38

the story of you two would be

1:08:40

everyone in this neighborhood thinks there was

1:08:42

a weird house fire, but there wasn't

1:08:45

Yeah, there's a family annihilation. It's fine.

1:08:47

Whatever. These things happen. E.T.'s happen. E.T.'s

1:08:49

hand is zip tied to a board

1:08:51

in a black site and they're cutting

1:08:53

up the part that glows. That's really

1:08:56

T. That's how it would really go

1:08:58

down. All right. E.T. rocks. It's so

1:09:00

good. It's so fucking scary though. That

1:09:02

one's seeing. Yeah. Like it's hard like

1:09:04

it's hard to imagine being in the

1:09:07

theater, but like. jumping up and down

1:09:09

in their seats at the end. Like

1:09:11

that is, that's real movie. Like, that's

1:09:13

like, that's like, that's real movies. Like,

1:09:15

like, like, Top Gun Maverick is like

1:09:17

that, the event, like the later event,

1:09:20

like the Avengers stuff before the, you

1:09:22

know, like, the, like, but like, that's

1:09:24

like a, there's a, that doesn't happen

1:09:26

often anymore. I feel like, whatever's happening

1:09:28

makes people turn to strangers. And like.

1:09:31

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The last one

1:09:33

that I saw, like, that was hereditary,

1:09:35

where it was so fucked up, people

1:09:37

were turning to each other, like, oh

1:09:39

my God, it was great. I have

1:09:41

to mention the story, the tweet story

1:09:44

of somebody who said that, like, in

1:09:46

topic on matter when he does the

1:09:48

test run, the guy just says out

1:09:50

loud, and that's how it's done, like,

1:09:52

some dead? Saving the movies! Fuck yeah,

1:09:55

and that's how it's done. Incapable of

1:09:57

keeping that in. That's beautiful. I gotta

1:09:59

say it, man. Wonderful. Oh, that is,

1:10:01

he's been waiting for that movie. He's

1:10:03

like, this is the first time. The

1:10:06

old guy can do it. Yep, that's

1:10:08

how it's done. Number one? Coming home

1:10:10

from Top Gun? You, so you think

1:10:12

I need an antidepressants, huh? Well, I've

1:10:14

got bad news for you. Fucking cured.

1:10:16

Yeah, number one. Number one. Number one,

1:10:19

this week, number one reason to say,

1:10:21

what a time to be alive. Number

1:10:25

one this week comes to us from

1:10:27

Sea Man, the curse of the Sea

1:10:29

Man, I believe. No, it's something Sea

1:10:32

Man. I don't know if I wrote

1:10:34

this one down. It was like a

1:10:36

phrase. Hang on. I was trying to

1:10:39

peek at it. Ghost in the Sea

1:10:41

Man. Ghost in the Sea Man. That's

1:10:43

what it is. Yes. But this story

1:10:45

is I think we can all agree

1:10:48

this as a genre of just an

1:10:50

occupation Sucks any look any story that

1:10:52

says YouTube and then something happened to

1:10:55

them. That's probably on our beat. That's

1:10:57

a Youtuber. I mean, I'm sure that

1:10:59

it extends I feel like even the

1:11:01

decent people on YouTube wouldn't it's a

1:11:04

good like litmus tests because they won't

1:11:06

describe themselves as a youtuber. Yeah I

1:11:08

mean we fall into that too of

1:11:11

like I really hate saying I'm a

1:11:13

podcaster even though I'm like proud of

1:11:15

our actual podcast. Yeah it sucks to

1:11:17

be like I'm a podcaster. Well yeah

1:11:20

and I don't think any of us

1:11:22

would say that we are we are

1:11:24

like I have a podcast. We're comedians

1:11:26

who have a podcast. I also think

1:11:29

there's a difference between I have a

1:11:31

podcast and I'm a podcast and I'm

1:11:33

a I'm a podcaster I'm a podcaster.

1:11:36

It's got this very, very, like, specific

1:11:38

energy to it. Yeah. But yes, this

1:11:40

is an aspiring YouTube influencer. Talk about

1:11:42

a cursed phrase. Aspiring is, yeah. Yeah.

1:11:45

You don't even have fucking followers, you

1:11:47

idiot. Yeah. And self-described danger tourist. He

1:11:49

was arrested by authorities in India. So

1:11:52

he is, this is a 24-year-old US

1:11:54

national Mikhailovich Poliakov. And he was taken

1:11:56

into custody. So this is. You know

1:11:58

there's like a couple of these people

1:12:01

he's not at the level of like

1:12:03

nuisance streamer Which I hate is a

1:12:05

thing that people do where they just

1:12:08

go and you know like break social

1:12:10

living I'm a nuisance. Yeah, it's my

1:12:12

job people pay me to be a

1:12:14

pain I'm a stinker. I'm a menace

1:12:17

I'm a little stinker. Yeah Dennis the

1:12:19

menace would hate you he wouldn't think

1:12:21

what you do is cool at all.

1:12:23

You're nothing like poor taste so this

1:12:26

guy goes to like dangerous places like

1:12:28

extreme Yeah, yeah, yeah, but of course

1:12:30

never not anything like like dangerous from

1:12:33

the world dangerous and I feel like

1:12:35

these people go to places where it's

1:12:37

like dangerous because they're like no one

1:12:39

wants me to be here. So it's

1:12:42

dangerous, right? It's not like reporting from

1:12:44

a war zone to give people Yeah,

1:12:46

it's like, yeah I'm going to go

1:12:49

be I'm going to go risk my

1:12:51

life because these people are going to

1:12:53

want to fucking kill me because I

1:12:55

suck. Or one of like the bushcraft

1:12:58

people who's like this is a very

1:13:00

there was some way to avoid that.

1:13:02

So this is, he went to, this

1:13:05

is like, I think all three of

1:13:07

us individually know have heard of this

1:13:09

island. This is North Sentinel Island. Yes.

1:13:11

It is one of the last uncontacted

1:13:14

tribes on earth, completely uncontacted. I mean,

1:13:16

very briefly. Last guy that tried to

1:13:18

go there was a missionary who they

1:13:21

killed. Yeah. I believe they found him

1:13:23

floating in the water, like literally riddled

1:13:25

with arrows. Briefly contacted in like the

1:13:27

70s. Yeah, there was an anthropologist who

1:13:30

went and he didn't never got on

1:13:32

the island But he would come on

1:13:34

a boat and like give them I

1:13:36

think he gave them like watermelons or

1:13:39

something Yeah, and they like came out

1:13:41

and took the watermelons and went back

1:13:43

But like yeah, nothing that guy since

1:13:46

that guy retired like nobody and did

1:13:48

they kill there was like a royal?

1:13:50

Like it was like a... Oh yeah,

1:13:52

I think it was a hearst or

1:13:55

something. Yeah, they killed one of the

1:13:57

hearst kids. That was a New Guinea.

1:13:59

That was a different guy. Yeah. Which

1:14:02

that's a very interesting story if you're

1:14:04

reading about it, too They think he

1:14:06

might have disappeared right like they just

1:14:08

never found they know they another guy

1:14:11

went and like embedded himself enough that

1:14:13

like he understood enough language and they

1:14:15

like basically Overheard them being like we

1:14:18

should not have killed the man with

1:14:20

the glasses We we fucked up like

1:14:22

it was like a guy of a

1:14:24

rich family. Yeah, and there was like

1:14:27

there were pictures of them of this

1:14:29

tribe and there was like a guy

1:14:31

who looked white And they thought maybe

1:14:34

it was him and he had survived.

1:14:36

But then yeah, this other guy went

1:14:38

and they were like, yeah, we shouldn't

1:14:40

have killed that guy. I think we

1:14:43

had one of the Carnegie's. I think

1:14:45

you might be right. I think you're

1:14:47

right. And they were basically like, this

1:14:49

guy went in and it, like he

1:14:52

wasn't. really going to try to find

1:14:54

out if they killed him but it

1:14:56

was definitely on his list of things

1:14:59

he would have liked to know like

1:15:01

well we're here yeah i think you

1:15:03

like literally like very far like overheard

1:15:05

one of them took another one was

1:15:08

like hey don't tell him about that

1:15:10

one guy because it turns out everyone's

1:15:12

really mad about that guy there are

1:15:15

another guy who look kind of like

1:15:17

me here who's asking what are you

1:15:19

asking what are you asking yeah this

1:15:21

is north sent loud which they're truly

1:15:24

like Like uncontacted, this is, you know,

1:15:26

this is not, they're not taking any

1:15:28

like creative liberties by saying that like

1:15:31

no one has ever learned their language.

1:15:33

I don't think they don't, I mean

1:15:35

they just kill you if you try

1:15:37

to get on their island. Yeah, they

1:15:40

don't, they don't want you there. Fair

1:15:42

enough. Based on what happens when you

1:15:44

let fucking random white people on your

1:15:46

island, good. Yeah, nothing positive happens for

1:15:49

you once you do that. Yeah, enjoy

1:15:51

your like untouched ecosystem that's, you know.

1:15:53

before someone finds out that your bark

1:15:56

makes osempic and like bombs your shit

1:15:58

off the map. So yeah, keep throwing

1:16:00

people with arrows. So I it's honestly

1:16:02

crazy that he is being arrested and

1:16:05

I'm like mad he's just getting arrested.

1:16:07

I mean, I'm not gonna say I'm

1:16:09

mad. He's alive. But he managed to

1:16:12

like. actually get to the island and

1:16:14

land on the beach for five minutes

1:16:16

to record footage on a GoPro camera

1:16:18

and he left a coconut and a

1:16:21

can of diet Coke as gifts. Maybe

1:16:23

that's why he's alive, the DC. The

1:16:25

DC might, uh, I mean, he's seen

1:16:28

the gods must be crazy apparently. Yeah,

1:16:30

what are like, what, those strange two

1:16:32

items. Yeah. Very odd. Also, do we

1:16:34

know they don't have coconuts? They got,

1:16:37

they got to have coconuts on there.

1:16:39

It seems like among the things you

1:16:41

would, you could guess they might have

1:16:44

there is coconuts. Yeah, that is a

1:16:46

bullshit gift. I, what would you be

1:16:48

giving them? Nerds wrote. Diacoke, Diacook's pretty

1:16:50

good. That would be something, maybe on

1:16:53

the bonus, what would you give an

1:16:55

ale, if you had to prepare a

1:16:57

meal for an arriving endissary. Flashlight. Flashlight!

1:16:59

Shelby! Shelby! Shelby floating in the water

1:17:02

outside, North Sentinel Island, filled with arrows

1:17:04

holding a flesh light. Clutching it, his

1:17:06

corpse, gotten rigor mortis, hand, clutching the

1:17:09

flesh light. But like, as we said

1:17:11

the fact is... What is a strange

1:17:13

totem. I think that kind of looks

1:17:15

like, hang on. I don't think like

1:17:18

you need colonialism to like teach jerking

1:17:20

off. I bet they have that on

1:17:22

that island. I bet they figured it

1:17:25

out. Oh, you don't need to teach

1:17:27

anybody. I mean, you just, they just

1:17:29

do it weirder. Like kids who just

1:17:31

like, they're like, I didn't know what

1:17:34

that was. I just like, you know,

1:17:36

If you're hearing this, you're like, oh,

1:17:38

we just went to the beach for

1:17:41

five minutes. It's like, that's not even,

1:17:43

you know, he's like full of shit.

1:17:45

It's like, no, like reaching the beach

1:17:47

is unlikely. Most people have been killed

1:17:50

before they land on the island. There

1:17:52

was like an accidental, like a fishing

1:17:54

boat that got like blown out there.

1:17:56

And you can still see all the

1:17:59

wreckage from it. because they fucking killed

1:18:01

those guys. Yeah, yeah, going like this

1:18:03

guy was in extreme danger by going

1:18:06

towards the beach. I guess he got

1:18:08

really lucky and they just weren't. It

1:18:10

was a shift change. It was a

1:18:12

shift change. Got lucky. Classic. Yep. Mander

1:18:15

to get that coconut and bad coke

1:18:17

on there. Music. Playing this music. A

1:18:19

traditional North Sentinelese song. I'd leave a

1:18:22

girls gun while tape for them. That's

1:18:24

a tape with no way to. I'm

1:18:26

going to leave not the real video,

1:18:28

but the one where it still says

1:18:31

girls, like, watch like shitty TCR, like

1:18:33

one of those built-in VCR TV. Again,

1:18:35

another thing where it's like, they've seen

1:18:38

tits, like this isn't. They've probably seen

1:18:40

them all the time. They're probably out

1:18:42

a lot more. They probably see them

1:18:44

way more often. Yeah. I'm going to

1:18:47

leave not the real video, but the

1:18:49

one where it still says girls gone

1:18:51

wild over them. Over the boobies. They

1:18:54

won't know what those words mean though.

1:18:56

They don't speak that language. That's true.

1:18:58

It'll just be strange ruins. Right. Strange

1:19:00

characters covering this. Yeah, so this guy

1:19:03

is going to get arrested for good

1:19:05

reason. The problem with them being uncontacted

1:19:07

is like I do want to know

1:19:09

what they think of the Diet Coke

1:19:12

and we'll never know. We can't ask.

1:19:14

Did they like take it back when

1:19:16

they arrested him? Like I assume? I

1:19:19

don't know, but they can't get there.

1:19:21

full of arrows. Yeah, so I mean,

1:19:23

I also feel like even if they're

1:19:25

on contact, they probably have like, I

1:19:28

feel like trash probably still washes up

1:19:30

there. Right. Yeah, they definitely know there

1:19:32

are people that have different stuff than

1:19:35

them and they're like not interested. Right.

1:19:37

Somebody probably just pitched it back into

1:19:39

the water or something like that's out

1:19:41

of here. Yeah, they probably see the

1:19:44

cans. Yeah. The hell's this. Yeah. Also

1:19:46

like if you don't know what Diet

1:19:48

Coke is, it does not look like

1:19:51

something you should drink. No, no, no,

1:19:53

no, yeah. Yeah, this brown liquid, no

1:19:55

thanks. Cleaning solvent or something. Motor oil.

1:19:57

Yeah, it does very much look like

1:20:00

you pour it into like a motor

1:20:02

oil, like clean. your engine with it.

1:20:04

Which it would. Yeah. Like it looks

1:20:06

like castral GTX or something. You're like,

1:20:09

yeah, okay, you know, but we've been

1:20:11

trained, we know, to look for that

1:20:13

beautiful silver can. Right. Or bottle. Just

1:20:16

opening it, the bubbles, and the bubbles

1:20:18

go away, and that's an illoman. Carbonation

1:20:20

for the first time. does seem like

1:20:22

it would be incredible. Those little bubbles

1:20:25

dancing on your tongue. What if the

1:20:27

Diet Coke got really shaken up as

1:20:29

it might have when he was traveling

1:20:32

North Central Island and they opened it

1:20:34

sprayed in their face? They consider that

1:20:36

an act of war and we're all

1:20:38

we're sunk. He just gets onto the

1:20:41

island and then he just gets onto

1:20:43

the island and then he just immediately

1:20:45

like fakes slipping and falling and drops

1:20:48

two gallons of milk. And you open

1:20:50

the diet Coke and it's like ch-

1:20:52

It's like, oh, this has gone bad.

1:20:54

That's the other thing you think. Because

1:20:57

that's like a fermentation thing. Was it

1:20:59

a can or about? What do we

1:21:01

say? Can bottle? That's a can. Yeah.

1:21:04

Pretty eager offerings. Yes. This YouTubers is

1:21:06

going North Central Island. He's going to

1:21:08

spend years integrating into their society and

1:21:10

learning their society so that he can

1:21:13

then violate social norms for a nuisance

1:21:15

for his nuisance channel. Figure out their

1:21:17

cultural equilibrium and slamming the milk. For

1:21:19

them, this is like really messed up.

1:21:22

It doesn't seem like it. They hate

1:21:24

when I do this. This is actually

1:21:26

really disrespectful. I raised my eyebrows at

1:21:29

a child. Now I'm being cooked. Yeah.

1:21:31

Yeah. Yeah. Like, like, like, like, like,

1:21:33

like, you will not believe how much

1:21:35

how much they hate how much they

1:21:38

hate. This hand gesture is like the

1:21:40

most offensive thing you can do to

1:21:42

anybody. Yeah, that's what these that's what

1:21:45

these news streamers should go. A big

1:21:47

nuisance. You should go beat your chest

1:21:49

at a gorilla tribe. You should go

1:21:51

beat your chest at silverbacks. They find

1:21:54

that extremely disrespectful. They'll be really funny.

1:21:56

They'll just be mad. Your eyeballs won't

1:21:58

be flying out of your head. Because

1:22:01

they hate you so hard. Yeah, you're

1:22:03

not going to look like an art

1:22:05

crumb drawing with a smack you in

1:22:07

their head with their fists. You look

1:22:10

like art crumb looking... at a thick-side

1:22:12

lady, but it seems to be getting

1:22:14

punched in the back of the head.

1:22:16

Yeah, you're gonna die of Tex Avery

1:22:19

wolf disease. I'm getting nailed in the

1:22:21

head by a silver bag. We should

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1:22:44

of luck. I'm

1:22:48

going to be in Austin, Texas

1:22:50

this weekend. So if you're down

1:22:52

there, I have a bunch of

1:22:55

stuff I'm doing. Friday I'm doing,

1:22:57

I think it's called, yeah, it's

1:22:59

called signing off. It's my friend

1:23:01

Duncan Carson's new show at a

1:23:03

fallout theater. It's gonna be great.

1:23:05

They just wrote an article about

1:23:07

how it's the anti-Kiltoni show. So

1:23:09

it's like the live podcast, it's

1:23:11

a variety show. I'm doing stand-up

1:23:14

on it. It should be really

1:23:16

fun. It's at 10 p.m. This

1:23:18

Friday. And then I'm. doing the

1:23:20

Choose Your Own Master Pancake on

1:23:22

Sunday at 1230, where you can

1:23:24

bring your own movie and the

1:23:26

audience will pick what we watch

1:23:28

and we will improvise mystery science

1:23:31

theater style comedy show. So it'll

1:23:33

be really fun. I'm really looking

1:23:35

forward to those shows. If you're

1:23:37

in the Austin area, please come

1:23:39

out to one or several of

1:23:41

those. I've got this coming Friday,

1:23:43

April 11th, at I believe 8.30

1:23:45

p.m. I will be a pine

1:23:48

box for drop-up video where comics

1:23:50

make fun of music videos. It

1:23:52

is a new metal night version

1:23:54

of it, so I'll be critiquing

1:23:56

some sort of new metal. Tight.

1:23:58

Iggy, you got anything? No,

1:24:03

she's kind of rubs her face. She do

1:24:05

like the breathing. She doesn't

1:24:07

give you the No, she was

1:24:09

kind of rubbing doesn't give you this

1:24:12

No, she's at the of rubbing Tony

1:24:14

on it. I got Tony. go see cat that

1:24:16

the it back. Tony or resurrect Tony

1:24:18

everyone. back. Yeah, uh, goodbye everyone