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Are they scared? Too afraid of being censored

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by the man? Now

2:32

recording. Hello, and welcome to What Did

2:34

You Do Yesterday? Do you know what,

2:36

David, I've been waiting for you to

2:38

take over the hard chair. I could

2:40

do with phoning it in. What episode

2:43

are we, Max? See, that's what you

2:45

always ask me, and I've never thought

2:47

of a smart or interesting answer, because

2:49

obviously I don't know what number episode

2:51

this is. Well, we've got, you see,

2:53

we've got series to running along, you

2:56

know, other weekends with the guests. Yes.

2:58

And this is for the Ultras, and

3:00

this is a new week mayhem episode,

3:02

mayhem episode. I'm gonna say six, but

3:04

I'm gonna say six, but I'm gonna

3:06

say six. Can I

3:09

give you some shocking news? Yeah,

3:11

this is from James. Dear David

3:13

and Max, greetings from Berlin. I'm

3:15

here for the Berlin Arlais Film

3:17

Festival and catching up on your

3:19

recent episodes. You wouldn't believe my

3:21

horror when I saw the premiere

3:23

of a new film starring Ben

3:26

Wyshore and Rebecca Hall, called Peter

3:28

Huyar's Day. The film tells the

3:30

true story of Linda Rosencrantz, who

3:32

in 1974 interviewed photographer Peter Hoyer

3:34

and asked him the question, what

3:36

did you do yesterday? Rosencrantz had

3:38

a full series in mind to

3:40

interview well-known celebrities and simply ask

3:43

them what they did yesterday. I'm

3:45

not saying your podcast is a

3:47

stolen idea. Or am I? But

3:49

I wanted you to make aware

3:51

that the phrase, what did you

3:53

do yesterday, has been deeply discussed

3:55

by the highest level intellectuals in

3:57

the arts industry around the world.

4:00

You're rubbing shaw- with the best

4:02

of the best, love the mood,

4:04

keep up the great work. What

4:06

does this mean David? I would

4:08

like to just make it clear

4:10

to lawyers who are listening on

4:12

behalf of that film that this

4:14

is entirely Max's idea this podcast.

4:17

Therefore legally I bear no responsibility

4:19

for the fact that he stole

4:21

Linda Rosencrant's idea from the early

4:23

70s. Thank you. Can we just

4:25

say? Can we just say that?

4:27

Unless it's been an amazing ruse

4:29

from me, the fact that I

4:31

couldn't even name you a Samuel

4:34

Beckett play would suggest that I

4:36

had not heard of the interview

4:38

series from Linda Rosencrantz in 1974.

4:40

But the real question is, why

4:42

are we not at the premiere?

4:44

Surely we are the first two

4:46

people that should be invited to

4:48

the Berlinala. I think if I

4:51

said to Mrs. I know we

4:53

had a second child three weeks

4:55

ago, but I must to Berlin

4:57

for the premiere of Peter Uyas

4:59

Day. It's true, it's when people

5:01

think of yesterday these days, we

5:03

are the first thing that comes

5:05

to mind. I think so. Yeah,

5:08

even, yeah, the Beatles song yesterday

5:10

now, all the comments underneath that

5:12

are, they rip this off David

5:14

Max. Should we sue the Beatles?

5:16

So we give it a go,

5:18

it would be good publicity, wouldn't

5:20

it? Graham in Bristol, on Celebrities

5:22

stealing coffees, Graham says, re-midweek madness,

5:25

what did you do yesterday, episode

5:27

7? This must be episode 8.

5:29

And you speaking about Russell Howard

5:31

stealing a coffee, it made me

5:33

think of my own story of

5:35

a celebrity taking a warm beverage

5:37

that wasn't there. Back in July

5:39

2022. There was a heat wave

5:42

in London. Reaching impressive heights of

5:44

38 degrees. It was awful. It

5:46

was worse for my wife, however,

5:48

as she was at the time

5:50

40 weeks pregnant. To help things

5:52

move along one morning before the

5:54

intense heat of the day, we

5:56

walked to our local cafe and

5:59

ordered a few lattice. While we

6:01

waited, none other than... Mark Pugach

6:03

strolled in and asked for a

6:05

cup of tea. Now Mark Pugach,

6:07

this is where you come in,

6:09

David, and say for those who

6:11

don't know is... Approaching national treasure

6:13

status, I would say. So hang

6:16

on. He's an ITV guy though,

6:18

and we don't really get ITV

6:20

in Ireland. Okay, so just a

6:22

World Cup, he does, so he'll

6:24

do, you know, the Euros, the

6:26

World Cup, he'll do the rugby

6:28

World Cup, talented, very nice guy.

6:30

He says, despite clearly being behind

6:33

us in the queue, when the

6:35

next drink was ready at the

6:37

counter, he asked the clearly very

6:39

hung over teenage barista, if it

6:41

was his. As said, Tinaa struggled

6:43

to form the word to form

6:45

the word, no. yards, had a

6:47

sip, then realized what had happened

6:50

and swiftly returned apologizing profusely. However,

6:52

in my eyes forever, he will

6:54

be the bastard who stole my

6:56

wife's coffee out of her very

6:58

pregnant hands, all the best grain

7:00

in Bristol. It's interesting, I think

7:02

the big difference between Pugach and

7:04

you is that you don't even

7:07

sip from it. You just look

7:09

at it and see that you're

7:11

unhappy with the level that it

7:13

has been filled too. This is

7:15

simply too much, whatever your weird

7:17

drink is... six flat whites in

7:19

a ice bucket or whatever the

7:21

thing that you want and then

7:24

you can't believe that they don't

7:26

understand what a, I asked for

7:28

a geriboom of a latte. Now

7:30

I got in touch with Mark

7:32

Pugach because, you know, because, you

7:34

know, because, as we've established, I'm

7:36

the only one with any connections

7:38

on this podcast. And he said,

7:41

he just said, bang to rights.

7:43

Yeah, hope you're well. Laughing crying

7:45

emoji but the one at an

7:47

angle. I normally go for faces

7:49

still at the same normal level

7:51

rather than at 45 degrees laughing

7:53

but that's what pugas has gone

7:55

for. I funnily enough like to

7:58

respond just with the what emoji

8:00

just my mouth is a perfect

8:02

circle. That gets you out of

8:04

most of those. So if I

8:06

was pugach there, out of three

8:08

of those, I was in like,

8:10

oh, you got me, bang to

8:12

write, hope all well, Max, please

8:15

stop emailing ITV and asking them

8:17

for my job. Matthew Stevenson says,

8:19

hi Max and David, listening to

8:21

the latest podcast, reminded me of

8:23

a time when X England goalkeeper.

8:25

and he hasn't given the name

8:27

stole my non while I'd waited

8:29

to collect my Indian takeaway. I'm

8:32

sure he was innocent in this

8:34

and it was a genuine error

8:36

on his part. I was left

8:38

nonless and have never been back

8:40

to the same establishment since Keep

8:42

Up the Good Work. So imagine

8:44

you see it back in touch

8:46

and tell us which ex England

8:49

goalkeeper that was unless there's been

8:51

a production failure in the cutting

8:53

and pasting. Wow. Can I only

8:55

presume it was David Seaman? Shilton's

8:57

a Shilton era, I think. But

8:59

he's still alive, like, it could

9:01

have been, it wasn't like, I

9:03

don't think, I don't know. I

9:06

think non-bread existed when Italian 90

9:08

was on, don't you? It is

9:10

a problem if you're doing, if

9:12

you're a goalkeeper doing crimes and

9:14

you're in the post era where

9:16

your name is written across the

9:18

back of your Jersey. Yeah, that's

9:20

true. If you do it in

9:23

full kit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

9:25

That's why it favours. That's why

9:27

it favours. It favours. It favours

9:29

the earlier. It favours the earlier

9:31

era. Because then it could be

9:33

years at Ray Clements. Yeah, because

9:35

they alternate crimes, children and clements,

9:37

don't they? That's one for the

9:40

non-footballing crowd. Or anyone. Anyone under

9:42

the 30. What are you talking

9:44

about? Amanda Fox says on herons.

9:46

On herons. Sounds like okay. That's

9:48

a Sam Beckett essay, I'm sure

9:50

it is. On herons. by a

9:52

man to find. Dear Max and

9:54

David, have listened to every episode

9:57

of the part, I really enjoy

9:59

it. Like Max, I'm an Australian-based

10:01

Brit Sheffield Board and bread and

10:03

I teach music to preschool as

10:05

Wollongong-gong-kong-s. Wollongong-gong- conservatorian, can't say it.

10:07

Conservatorium. Conservatorian. Conservatorian. Conservatory. What's happening

10:09

to me? Yeah, I don't know

10:11

what you were going for there.

10:14

Some words I can see, you

10:16

know, there's a gym near me

10:18

in Dublin called Perpetua, but I

10:20

insist when I see it, I

10:22

call it Perpetua. Perpetua is what

10:24

a group on the apprentice would

10:26

say their team name should be,

10:28

isn't it? Just say your team

10:31

A, get it done. We're team

10:33

A, fine, right, let's get on

10:35

with the task. Anyway, the concerto

10:37

of... Oh, fuck. The con, she

10:39

writes, thankfully, is located in the

10:41

beautiful Botanic Gardens. And consequently, we're

10:43

frequently visited by wildlife, deer, wallabies,

10:45

and lots of birds. I also

10:48

play and teach clarinet. Wow. And

10:50

I take the opportunity to practice

10:52

once my small musical geniuses have

10:54

left the building. Reasonally I was

10:56

distracted from the piece I was

10:58

playing by rhythmic tapping. I stopped

11:00

playing and the tapping stopped. I

11:02

continued playing and the tapping resumed.

11:05

I eventually realized that a heron

11:07

was looking in on me and

11:09

providing percussion on the floor to

11:11

ceiling windows. In short, herons may

11:13

well have a preference for the

11:15

clarinet repertoire. Did we get on

11:17

to herons in the clarinet? Do

11:19

you remember? We definitely did. Well

11:22

we've certainly shot on about clarinets

11:24

and by we I mean you

11:26

have a lot. Someone was listening

11:28

and was putting out something as

11:30

a heron deterrent. That's right. The

11:32

heron deterrent. The heron was stealing

11:34

the goldfish from someone's pond. And

11:36

have you ever had this, while

11:39

you were clarineting away, have you

11:41

ever had little s, s snow

11:43

white style, someday my parents will

11:45

come, seen where animals will start

11:47

joining in with you? No, at

11:49

no point if I mean playing

11:51

clarinet and a badger popped out

11:53

to do a little dance. Lots

11:56

of people got in touch, including...

11:58

Noelle Chu to say, hi, Donald's

12:00

Max, a quick note to let

12:02

you know, Max, the scary cream

12:04

bun film that I was talking

12:06

about, was Young Sherlock Holmes, where

12:08

a young Watson was darted with

12:10

a blowpipe by a member of

12:13

an Egyptian death cult and started

12:15

having hallucinations about cream horns jumping

12:17

on his face and into his

12:19

mouth. I adored that film and

12:21

went to my local cinema to

12:23

see it. I still have the

12:25

book, love the pod. Yeah, I

12:27

remember that as I... Also fail

12:30

to recall when we were discussing

12:32

young Sherlock Holmes and the cream

12:34

buns that came to life. Do

12:36

you think Max maybe our producer

12:38

Morris Barr has created AI versions

12:40

of us that are doing all

12:42

these other episodes of this where

12:44

they discuss for example Egyptian death

12:46

cults and stuff? I'm just nodding

12:49

along now. Yeah, yeah, I remember

12:51

that. Connolly Bryan says the bootlace

12:53

worm. This is on the longest

12:55

sea creature. which we established with

12:57

the jellyfish the other day. The

12:59

boot lace worm, Linius Longgissimus, reaches

13:01

length of 60 meters. Almost a

13:03

third longer than the lion's main

13:06

jellyfish. Thanks for the part. Thank

13:08

you, con. Oh, I checked it

13:10

out. I'm stopping. The lion's man

13:12

jellyfish. So according to your Christmas

13:14

quiz, is that... You hadn't sourced

13:16

any of the answers. You know,

13:18

if I was doing a quiz,

13:20

I would say stuff like, according

13:23

to National Geographic, what is... Wow,

13:25

okay. Blah, blah, blah. No, I

13:27

just got on Google. So, but

13:29

I thought the lion's main jellyfish

13:31

was 100, oh, maybe 100 feet.

13:33

It's longer than a blue whale.

13:35

But is this worm even longer

13:37

than a blue whale then? Do

13:40

you know, I checked out the

13:42

worm, and it's too... tidily. I

13:44

mean it's long but it's just

13:46

not got enough about it to

13:48

count. That was the decision that

13:50

I made when I looked, I

13:52

Google it today. That's what it's

13:54

been my day doing. Wow, you

13:57

are a veritable Norris McGuirter and

13:59

Norris... never used the words, it's

14:01

not got enough about it to

14:03

count for this record, unfortunately. Shall

14:05

we add the cheese? Oh yeah,

14:07

go on. First of all, I

14:09

got a lot of criticism from

14:11

my friend Davo, the osteopath from

14:14

Melbourne. He got quite aggressive. He

14:16

sent me a message at 926

14:18

in the evening the other day.

14:20

No mozzarella on a cheese board,

14:22

the fuck's wrong with you. And

14:25

then he said, I know you're

14:27

tasting food, and left your own

14:30

devices, you'd prepare the shittest cheese

14:32

board. And then he reeled off

14:34

a lot of mozzarella's, because I

14:36

think I'd said mozzarella had no

14:38

place on a cheese board. He

14:41

then sent me the hamper emporiums,

14:43

how to make the perfect cheese

14:45

board, and referred me to paragraph

14:47

three, which says, for a soft

14:49

cheese, it's hard to pass up

14:51

a good quality brie. Wow, does

14:54

everyone text you with this level

14:56

of aggression? Like, he seems to

14:58

go really studs up into this.

15:00

He did go in two-footed on

15:02

this. Yeah. Amongst my friends, my

15:05

very plain tastes in food are

15:07

seen as a floor. I like

15:09

spaghetti bowl and ace, and I

15:11

like cheese. And I'm 45. You're

15:13

not going to change me. No.

15:16

That's it. Olive? Would you like

15:18

an olive? Or would you just

15:20

be like, these are like grapes

15:22

but they're not, no. Do you

15:24

know what? I'm really sort of

15:26

working into olives. And I think

15:29

by the time I'm in my

15:31

mid-fifties, I'll be positively pro- olive.

15:33

At this stage, I'm sort of,

15:35

yeah, fine. But I wouldn't want

15:37

to, you know, I wouldn't take

15:40

an olive off of pizza. I

15:42

feel a bit of judgment coming

15:44

from Dublin here. No, no, no.

15:46

I don't. That's the thing about

15:48

me. I'm only, only God can

15:50

judge you. Right. But what I'm

15:53

trying to find here with this

15:55

olive line of questioning is, what's

15:57

the limit? What's the most exotic

15:59

thing? Sparkling water? Have you ever

16:01

tried sparkling water? What now? I

16:04

don't know what you mean. Do

16:06

you know what I think it

16:08

is? I have a really, really

16:10

sensitive sense of smell. I think

16:12

more sensitive than most people. So

16:15

like, I think I experience odours

16:17

in a more profound way than

16:19

people that can handle really smelly

16:21

foods. But because on my nose

16:23

is like, I'm like a semélié

16:25

on it. That I just, it's

16:28

all too much for me. See,

16:30

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crispy, pickles, onions, and a Sesame C

20:09

bun, of course. And don't forget the

20:11

fries in a drink. Sound good. Bada,

20:13

bah, bah, bah. I participate in

20:15

restaurants for a limited time. Right, come

20:17

on, let's get on with the cheese

20:20

game. Ladies and I mean, it's time

20:22

for Kurdle Master Rhine, what did you

20:24

fond of do yesterday? Okay,

21:09

so last week Iris guest

21:12

and Castle Blue is in

21:14

the right place. She also

21:16

got Manchago, Right Cheese, Wrong

21:18

Place. So this is from

21:20

Joe Stearner or Joe Turner.

21:22

Via iTunes Review, of course,

21:25

we will only accept guesses with

21:27

a five-star review and guesses put

21:29

on the iTunes with that. And

21:31

thank you everybody. I don't know

21:34

if that's helped us go up

21:36

the algorithm charts, but we did

21:38

get lots of people putting cheeses.

21:40

If you just stumbled on the

21:43

podcast, you'd be like, why? These

21:45

reviews make no sense at all,

21:47

but we don't know. Joe says,

21:49

this would be so much easier

21:52

if it was Max's cheese board,

21:54

baby bell cheese string, slice

21:56

craft cheese, Philadelphia, cathedral city.

22:00

I love the party says, I

22:02

can't wait till you run out

22:04

of comedians, we get to find

22:06

out what Steve Guppy eats for

22:08

breakfast and health, he takes a

22:10

dump. Here we go, are you

22:12

ready? Are you ready? Yeah. Do

22:14

you want to buzz Joe in?

22:17

Bizzuring? Oh wow, three out of

22:19

three. Sensational stuff. It's the it's

22:21

the note at the end. You

22:23

really get it. Like I think

22:25

most people would would like they

22:27

just wouldn't get that final bit.

22:29

It's really is. It's so remarkable.

22:31

Okay, Cashel Blue. Bing, bing, bing,

22:34

bing, bing. Manchago. Bing, bing, bing,

22:36

bing, bing. Wow! So yeah. Yes,

22:38

wow. Okay. We've got two greens

22:40

now. This is enormous. Joe Turner.

22:42

It's a three cheese board everybody.

22:44

Gubbin! Now that's a good one

22:46

because it's a very Irish cheese.

22:48

So what Joe's has tried to

22:51

do is put himself into the

22:53

Odaradi mine spot. Wow, that's great

22:55

work. Gorgonzola. Linconshire poacher. What the

22:57

hell is that? I don't know.

22:59

It's a cheese, isn't it? Okay,

23:01

there we go. So we're now

23:03

on a three cheese board. We're

23:05

slowly getting very exciting, but nobody

23:08

knows what those three cheeses are.

23:10

Obviously, if you listen back to

23:12

other episodes, you'll know the other

23:14

cheeses that have been knocked out.

23:16

Yes. You should thank the people

23:18

at the tour, the people on

23:20

tour. Oh my goodness. I did

23:22

a gig in the Albert Hall

23:25

in Manchester the night before last.

23:27

and when I came back after

23:29

the gig, Kim and Mo had

23:31

left. Okay, not just five cheeses,

23:33

but but Kim. had made a

23:35

little plinth for the cheeses. Like

23:37

it had clearly been cut out

23:39

bits of fancy paper and glue.

23:42

And so each cheese sits on

23:44

a little green shiny bit and

23:46

the note says this is a

23:48

five-star review for what you do

23:50

yesterday. trying to get around the

23:52

rules theremax that's why we absolutely

23:54

do not count this unfortunately no

23:56

it's very nice says DOD and

23:59

Mr. Rush and keep up the

24:01

good work lots of love Kim

24:03

and Mo but like yeah but

24:05

but initially had Cash or Blue

24:07

and Manchago in the right places

24:09

it did have those two yeah

24:11

and the thing is if we'd

24:13

never started this podcast those nice

24:16

two people would never have sat

24:18

at home cutting out little bits

24:20

of green paper giving you a

24:22

cheese board, but that would never

24:24

ever have happened. But if it

24:26

did, it would have confused you

24:28

greatly. Also, like I'm not saying

24:30

what I do is an athletic

24:33

event, but it was an unconventional

24:35

thing to finish the gig, and

24:37

by way of a recovery, just

24:39

started eating cheese maybe 30 seconds

24:41

after the gig ended. Yeah, you

24:43

don't get that at the end

24:45

of the London marathon. a bottle

24:47

of water. You just don't get

24:50

a hunk of brie to say,

24:52

well done. Well done. Hey, I

24:54

think it's my yesterday. I think

24:56

it's my yesterday that we're doing

24:58

now. Yeah, I did the last

25:00

one and I'm intrigued to know

25:02

the first yesterday since doubling the

25:04

size of your family. Max Rushton,

25:07

what did you do yesterday? I

25:09

mean, my family went from three

25:11

to four, so I don't want

25:13

to be a pendant. But we

25:15

wrapped 25 percent. or at 33%

25:17

not sure. Fine. Doubles. Okay. Okay.

25:19

So, so, so, very hard to

25:21

say at what point I woke

25:24

up because there's a two week

25:26

old baby in my bed or

25:28

at the end of my bed

25:30

at all times and they are

25:32

not really focused on the job

25:34

in hand at this stage. So

25:36

really, you got to train that

25:38

into them. Just play them high

25:41

performance podcasts, stuff like that. Then

25:43

they'll be up at five. I

25:45

don't want them up at five.

25:47

So last thing I want them

25:49

to me. So, but I'd say,

25:51

come morning, actually it was Ian,

25:53

not Willie that woke me up

25:55

at Harper Six, which is great.

25:58

Car Six, you take that any

26:00

day of the week. Yeah. So

26:02

I jumped out about, jump his

26:04

pats. is an overstretch on how

26:06

I moved. Mrs. Rushton and Willie

26:08

were asleep and she gets less

26:10

sleep than I do overnight because

26:12

she is feeding Willie and I'm

26:15

just changing his nappy and then

26:17

going back to sleep like a

26:19

massive lump. And she is saying,

26:21

oh I bet that's nice to

26:23

lie down at two in the

26:25

morning and I have no response.

26:27

So I jump out of bed

26:29

and I... Ian, because we've told

26:32

him he's not allowed to leave

26:34

the room until 6. He is

26:36

now obsessed with the time. Like

26:38

obsessed with it, so he will

26:40

ask what the time is every

26:42

minute of the day. And I'm

26:44

still quite enjoying it. And if

26:46

he asks me, I ask him

26:49

what the time is. And he's

26:51

getting better at telling the time.

26:53

It's very confusing. I have been

26:55

told that... Sometimes when I would

26:57

pick my niece up from school

26:59

and she says where are mommy

27:01

and daddy if you just say

27:03

soon they'll be her soon because

27:06

she doesn't necessarily fully grasp the

27:08

hours yeah but understands the concept

27:10

of soon whereas it seems like

27:12

you have skipped that period little

27:14

Ian rushed yeah he knows minute

27:16

by minute what's going on so

27:18

he gets a he gets a

27:20

surprise If he stays in his

27:23

room until 6, at 6.30, he

27:25

goes, should we get a prize?

27:27

The prizes are in a blue

27:29

bag, hung on a hook, but

27:31

he can't reach in the living

27:33

room. So, it's not like just

27:35

outreaching, he's jumping up and down.

27:37

He's not interested in the bag,

27:40

except for the morning. So he

27:42

gets himself a toy. protein shake.

27:44

He gets himself a tiny car,

27:46

little car and he's happy about

27:48

that. I put him in front

27:50

of the TV like any good

27:52

parent should and a bit of

27:54

stinking and dirty and I on

27:57

my laptop while I'm making him

27:59

porridge start to watch a 25

28:01

minute cut down of Tottenham Hotsper

28:03

One Managed United Neil. Oh interesting,

28:05

yeah. I have a bowl of

28:07

weetabix with some sultana brand on

28:09

top as a sort of, you

28:11

know, I'm not doing a lot

28:14

of exercise at the moment because

28:16

I've... you know, it's just another

28:18

child in the house. And so

28:20

I'm thinking, let's start healthy. All

28:22

right. Just, if I can cut

28:24

across there, you had wheat picks.

28:26

Remember you did not have, oh

28:28

yes, wheat picks. A lot of

28:31

the listeners might have thought you

28:33

put the A in there, you

28:35

had a completely different product. It's

28:37

in a blue pack, does not

28:39

feature Brian or any of the,

28:41

do remember they anthropomorphicized? Wiedabix for

28:43

a while. Yeah. And they made

28:45

them into sort of like skinhead

28:48

type Londoners. Did they? Like a

28:50

firm? Like are they all Brexiteers?

28:52

They marching on the cenotaph. Are

28:54

they defending the cenotaph? All right.

28:56

These wiederbks. That's what's happening. So

28:58

Mrs. Rushton gets up, Willie gets

29:00

up, you know, we're all, you

29:02

know, we're pooling around. Yeah. We're

29:05

mainly, the main conversation is, I

29:07

think, I think. But like, remember,

29:09

not that it's important, but I

29:11

finished a radio at half past

29:13

midnight on a Sunday night. So

29:15

I am, I've had not had

29:17

enough sleep for me, and it's

29:19

interrupted sleep now as well. Yeah.

29:22

All things going well, I've got

29:24

to get Ian, I have one

29:26

bike, I've got to get Ian

29:28

onto the bike at 10 to

29:30

8, to get to Kinder, because

29:32

I've got to go off to

29:34

work. And it's the only day

29:36

where I've got an appointment, really,

29:39

really, really. He's got a little

29:41

trapeze. It's not like up in

29:43

the sky. Are you serious? He's

29:45

got like a little hang tough.

29:47

He's got the rings. I guess.

29:49

He's got the rings and the

29:51

other day we bought him he

29:53

really wanted some chains so we

29:56

went to Bunnings which is a

29:58

B&Q. It's B&Q for Australia except

30:00

that as far as I can

30:02

tell it sets the tone for

30:04

all elements of Australia. Like it's

30:06

not an after B&Q is not

30:08

like a central, like a totem

30:10

pole of... British culture is just

30:13

a shot where you get hardware.

30:15

Bunnings is like the centre of

30:17

the universe. And every time you

30:19

go there, someone else is doing

30:21

a sausage sizzle, doing a barbecue

30:23

for something, you know, the local

30:25

netball team or whatever. Everyone in

30:27

Bunnings is basically the nicest person

30:30

you've ever met. They're all in

30:32

credit, they all just look amazing.

30:34

Yeah. And they're very, very helpful.

30:36

So we get the chains. The

30:38

chains. We've just introduced a lot

30:40

of elements here. Just do slaps,

30:42

scottropies, he's got a giant cannon

30:44

that you fire him out of.

30:47

And I'm just supposed to be

30:49

like, yeah, yeah, what happens there?

30:51

There's also, I haven't mentioned, there's

30:53

an elephant just balancing in the

30:55

middle of the garden, which the

30:57

neighbours do frown upon that we've

30:59

got that in, but we love

31:01

him. What are the chains for,

31:04

most of the chains? The chains.

31:06

The other day he just wanted

31:08

some chains. So we were like,

31:10

okay. I said I drive him

31:12

to bunnings and we bought some

31:14

chains we bought three chains a

31:16

big yellow plastic one and two

31:18

quite light metal ones and what

31:21

he likes to do is get

31:23

on the trapeze and then land

31:25

on the chains and slide along

31:27

and then land on his ass

31:29

point was I said yeah is

31:31

he trying to haunt the neighbours

31:33

that's that's I would say the

31:35

main use of chains in this

31:38

day at age is for fake

31:40

hauntings Yeah, he just like sliding

31:42

around on the chains. And actually

31:44

the other day I basically I

31:46

played the carpenters back on the

31:48

chain gang on loop and just...

31:50

slid him around the house and

31:52

he was just on chain for

31:55

a long time. And I thought

31:57

this is an incidental fitness for

31:59

me and he seems to be

32:01

having a good time. I hope

32:03

I don't dislocate his shoulders because

32:05

I just don't know how strong

32:07

his arms in his sockets are.

32:09

But yeah, it's, I think it's

32:12

just a point in this podcast

32:14

where I just have to be

32:16

like, yeah, no, you just want

32:18

to change. I don't think I'm

32:20

going to get to the bottom

32:22

of this. So his setup is,

32:24

does he have a chair on

32:26

the back of the bike that

32:29

he sits in? Yeah, he's got

32:31

a chair on the back of

32:33

the bike. But the problem was,

32:35

I said, one more go on

32:37

the trapeze and then we'll go

32:39

and then when he did that,

32:41

he wanted another one and I

32:43

was like, no, I'd set the

32:46

boundary. So basically, he then turns

32:48

into an electric eel and he

32:50

can... as I've talked about, he

32:52

can dislocate every muscle in his

32:54

body. So whenever I try and

32:56

pick him up, he just sort

32:58

of slithers out and then eventually

33:00

I have to kind of, I

33:03

have to sort of shove him

33:05

into the chair. Yeah, you know,

33:07

it was loud and it was

33:09

very upset about it. And then

33:11

Jamie came out and sort of

33:13

pacified things. So then we cycled

33:15

to Kimda and he's sad about

33:17

it, but then he sees a

33:20

van and he's fine. I don't

33:22

know where he gets his simplicity

33:24

from, but... We get to kinder,

33:26

drop him off, and I made

33:28

him a ramp, which means get

33:30

a wooden, a long wooden stick,

33:32

sort of flat stick, bim. two

33:34

by four and I just balanced

33:37

it on a bookshelf and put

33:39

a car down it and then

33:41

I said see you later I

33:43

love you and he completely ignored

33:45

me because now he had the

33:47

ramp and then I cycled to

33:49

South Yarra to host the Isuzu

33:51

Ute A league download. So hang

33:54

out we just need to go

33:56

through that name. So Isuzu is

33:58

a car brand. Yeah yeah and

34:00

it's We're sponsored by a Ute.

34:02

Of course we're sponsored by a

34:04

Ute. Ute is the national car

34:06

of Australia, because it doesn't really

34:08

exist in other places. It's basically

34:11

a flatbed, not really a truck, more

34:13

like a car with a flatbed

34:15

and a fancy interior, but you

34:17

can throw your tools on the

34:19

back. Is that a fair description

34:21

of a Ute? Pretty much exactly

34:24

what a Ute is, yes. So

34:26

we're sponsored by a Ute. Yeah,

34:28

it's so someone once described it

34:30

as you can work on the

34:32

farm during the week and drive

34:34

your wife to church on a

34:36

Sunday. That's the dream of the

34:39

yute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think,

34:41

I mean, I don't think, I

34:43

don't know if I have ever

34:45

been in a yute, but I

34:47

think you're right, I think if

34:49

you were in a yute and

34:51

you didn't look around behind you,

34:54

you could be forgiven for thinking

34:56

you were just in a normal

34:58

saloon car. and little, you know,

35:00

unbeknownst to you, there was a

35:02

basically a skip behind you, where

35:04

you could put all manner of

35:06

things. So I do that with,

35:09

as we've already established, the third

35:11

greatest Danish goalkeeper of all time,

35:13

Thomas Sorenson, and legendary Australian Center

35:15

forward Archie Thompson, who once scored

35:17

13 goals in a game against

35:19

American Samoa, which is a world

35:21

record. Oh, he played, there's an

35:24

amazing documentary about that. So American

35:26

Samo were the worst team in

35:28

the world. They lost 20 or

35:30

14-il to Australia, maybe 20-nil, and

35:32

that must be the game where

35:34

he scored it. And then FIFA,

35:36

the football governing body. So there

35:39

was subsequently a feature film that

35:41

Tykawatidi made about this that wasn't

35:43

as good, but the actual original

35:45

documentary is called Next Goal wins.

35:47

and it American Samoa decide they're

35:49

going to turn around. They get

35:51

a Dutch coach who sort of

35:54

starts to understand the culture on

35:56

what motivates the team and they

35:58

end up like the rocky triumph

36:00

moment of the whole film is.

36:02

that I think they'd be Tonga

36:04

Wannill. Amazing. No, do you know

36:07

what? I've never seen it and

36:09

I know it's brilliant and I

36:11

have to see it because I

36:13

bet I will cry. Yes. So

36:15

he, without him, that documentary wouldn't

36:17

happen. I got the correct size

36:19

coffee. So just for the record,

36:22

I was happy with it. Few.

36:24

Then I cycled to my physio,

36:26

the hip groin expert Andrew Wallace.

36:28

Oh, wow. And he gave me

36:30

a rubber band. and gave me

36:32

some exercises to do. So when

36:34

you say hip groin, does that

36:37

mean he's very hip? Yeah, he's

36:39

the trendiest growing guy in Melbourne.

36:41

I have a question here. Max.

36:43

So currently I have a stiff

36:45

knee. So I'm doing this UK

36:47

tour at the moment, Northampton on

36:49

Thursday, thank you. And so I

36:52

have a sore knee, a sore

36:54

shoulder because of the various pillows.

36:56

I still haven't got that sorted.

36:58

Do you think I can go,

37:00

oh and I've got a sort

37:02

of a quad muscle injury as

37:04

well, can I go to a

37:07

fizzio with a threefer with three

37:09

entirely separate things wrong with me?

37:11

But the issue I think is

37:13

if you go to your high

37:15

street fizzio, I went to a

37:17

high street fizzio and he misdiagnosed

37:19

this problem and he gave me

37:22

lots of exercises to do which

37:24

and Wallace said. were all completely

37:26

wrong. And actually were counterintuitive. But

37:28

he wasn't, but he was very

37:30

professional so he didn't criticize the

37:32

other physio, he's just saying my,

37:34

what I view your issue is,

37:37

is not the issue that you

37:39

were previously told. Eat 20 olives

37:41

a day. So I did my,

37:43

got my little exercises to do

37:45

and I cycled home and that

37:47

was about a 40 minute cycle

37:50

and Mrs. Russian had made me

37:52

a falafel plate. Wow. We got

37:54

a takeaway the night before and

37:56

I hadn't had it for some

37:58

reason and so it was there

38:00

and that was really delicious and

38:02

I sat in the sun and

38:05

I was very happy about it.

38:07

So good. down for a nap

38:09

and so did I? Yeah. And

38:11

then an hour later Mrs. Rushton

38:13

rang me to ask why I

38:15

hadn't woken up after an hour

38:17

because she had done the laundry,

38:20

the dishwasher, and cooks a pancake.

38:22

And can I just, does Mrs.

38:24

Rushton ring you from inside the

38:26

palatial presidential residence? No, I think,

38:28

I don't, no, I think she

38:30

was out at the time. Okay,

38:32

fine. But I couldn't be totally

38:35

sure. But I woke up again,

38:37

sad because I wake up sad

38:39

for me now. That was not,

38:41

I wasn't sad for long. That

38:43

was, I was pretty upbeat and

38:45

I did the pins. Sorry enough.

38:47

Yeah. Good. Watch Magic of the

38:50

Day 2 and wrote the script

38:52

for Football Weekly and then Ian.

38:54

Most people wouldn't think that is

38:56

a thing. I know you... do

38:58

when we do these episodes i'm

39:00

not saying you have a script

39:02

but you do read through the

39:05

correspondence whereas i just react to

39:07

it like a god damn prince

39:09

i just sit here in my

39:11

throne you're just mr riff you're

39:13

just here to riff you say

39:15

i'll be back Helen Copter now

39:17

and just doing some riffing whereas

39:20

actually all my words are scripted

39:22

That's why when I asked you

39:24

what happens in Asterix there was

39:26

a set of you just going

39:28

through hundreds of pages till you

39:30

found your brief description of. So

39:33

yeah did this script for that.

39:35

Ian came back from Kinder, Jamie

39:37

went to get him and we

39:39

had set up an obstacle course

39:41

in the back garden. And so

39:43

that involves some stepping stones, couple

39:45

of chairs, three chairs, some squares

39:48

that he had to jump over.

39:50

And then I sort of said

39:52

you could cycle around the house,

39:54

which he did a couple of

39:56

times, but he liked the stepping

39:58

stones more. And then you finish

40:00

on the trapeze, obviously. Did you

40:03

introduce the concept, because it is

40:05

one of, for me, the key

40:07

elements of my pre- 10 years

40:09

lava now this as in like

40:11

the ground is lava yeah I

40:13

hear you we're yet to introduce

40:15

lava to Ian because we haven't

40:18

introduced volcanoes so I read less

40:20

than Jamie and she's also a

40:22

primary school teacher she's she just

40:24

knows more than me and has

40:26

intuitively is a better parent than

40:28

I am So I'm waiting for

40:30

her to, for the big things,

40:33

like introducing volcanoes. I'm waiting. I'm

40:35

not like, I'm not deferring, I'm

40:37

not, I'm playing an active role

40:39

in Ian's life. Yeah. But if

40:41

a big decision like volcanoes came

40:43

up, I would say, should we

40:45

talk about volcanoes? Well, I just,

40:48

I just, it's a good idea.

40:50

I reckon around three, four, maybe

40:52

you need to, like I'm imagining

40:54

you and you've got some black

40:56

boards and you're showing how underneath

40:58

the crust of the crust of

41:00

the earth. Yeah, sometimes magma buildup

41:03

causes vents to break out. He

41:05

doesn't need any of this. He

41:07

just needs to know if you

41:09

touch the carpet is in fact

41:11

lava. And if you touch it,

41:13

your foot will melt. You can

41:16

just you can understand lava before

41:18

plate tectonics. That's what I'm going

41:20

for gold, wasn't it, with Henry

41:22

Kelly. Play tectonics for four points.

41:24

Will you play your pass? So,

41:26

it's not the evening now, so

41:28

you know, it's sort of, you

41:31

know, it's bathtime, bedtime, all this

41:33

stuff. And Willie needed a nap,

41:35

so I put him on the

41:37

carrier, which actually really hurt. I

41:39

haven't got it right, and it

41:41

makes my back really ache, but

41:43

I don't talk about that. Because

41:46

at the moment, Jamie has to,

41:48

I can't put Ian to sleep.

41:50

He's just not interested in me

41:52

for that. So I went for

41:54

a while. Well, now before I

41:56

went for a walk, I made

41:58

one of those quite like, this

42:01

podcast is brought in by quite

42:03

like really good. Chili. sweet chili

42:05

chicken stir fry would never make

42:07

it if I hadn't with some

42:09

really fresh vegetables so I made

42:11

that with Willie in the carrier

42:13

and try to avoid hot oil

42:16

and things so you're wearing on

42:18

him you're wearing him like I'm

42:20

wearing a baby yeah yeah yeah

42:22

yeah like the young people wear

42:24

a bumbag over the shoulder under

42:26

the armpit he's high you could

42:28

kisses the top of his head.

42:31

Love it. Love it. Where he

42:33

needs to be. Yeah, so I

42:35

made that stir fry. I ate

42:37

mine at the table. Jamie ate

42:39

her by the bath with Ian.

42:41

So that's what happened. Yeah, I

42:44

do you, it's difficult though to

42:46

get past the shame of not

42:48

having made an actual recipe from

42:50

an actual recipe book using actual

42:52

things you bought from the supermarket

42:54

and instead just a box has

42:56

been delivered like just the most

42:59

environmentally inefficient possible way of making

43:01

people feel like they're cooking. Whereas

43:03

all they're doing is assembling an

43:05

air fix and thinking that they're

43:07

a fucking. World War pilots? There's

43:09

no waste, so that's good. Everything

43:11

is recyclable in the packaging that

43:14

it comes in. And it does

43:16

mean you just don't, I just

43:18

make a bolognese. Yeah. I don't,

43:20

this is the sort of aggression

43:22

I got from Dave about the

43:24

mozzarella, but I'm hearing from you.

43:26

I would never make a sweet

43:29

chili chicken stir fry, I just

43:31

wouldn't even cross my mind. It's

43:33

so easy! Well I know it's

43:35

easy now. Yeah. I can if

43:37

you ever need to know how

43:39

to make a burrito from a

43:41

ragu I could also give you

43:44

the various recipes that above that

43:46

okay great so we've had a

43:48

walk I went for a walk

43:50

because Willie likes a walk so

43:52

Jamie's putting Ian down I'm taking

43:54

Willie Rushton for a walk nice

43:56

I call my friend Anna we

43:59

have a nice chat can I

44:01

ask here so you do so

44:03

Willie is two weeks So he's

44:05

just lying there in a tiny

44:07

pram type of thing I'm imagining,

44:09

or do you have him in

44:11

the... No, I'm still, I'm still

44:14

got him. I'm still holding him.

44:16

He's still like, because then, you

44:18

know, he's still attached to me.

44:20

So it's like I'm going for

44:22

a walk with a five kilo

44:24

bag of sugar on my chest.

44:27

You know, so I'm like SAS,

44:29

I'm like Aunt Middleton. Yeah. Walking

44:31

through the dappled sunlight of Melbourne's

44:33

in a north. Wow. good you

44:35

know so brother beyond that kind

44:37

of stuff who good pop hits

44:39

who told us like this is

44:42

almost word for word the same

44:44

is jember James Buckley tried to

44:46

tell us that when football was

44:48

good yeah and just it's like

44:50

the classic it's more a classic

44:52

old person argument like I had

44:54

this with my dad who has

44:57

forever told me how football used

44:59

to be because it was it

45:01

was shoulder barges and men shaking

45:03

hands at full-time and then they

45:05

colorized the 1966 World Cup and

45:07

they showed there's a legendary semi-final

45:09

where a man is sent off

45:12

and refuses to leave the pitch

45:14

might be the quarterfinal and he's

45:16

just standing there shaking his head

45:18

and everyone he's been fouling people

45:20

for the whole match and then

45:22

people have been diving and pretending

45:24

they're injured and I'm like dad

45:27

is this Is this the Avalon?

45:29

Is this the Nirvana that you've

45:31

spoken of for so many years?

45:33

This is, while entertaining, it's shit.

45:35

No, you're so right about, I

45:37

mean, music has always been good

45:39

and bad for every decade. I'm

45:42

just stuck in that particular decade,

45:44

right? So I get back with

45:46

Willie and Jamie has put Ian

45:48

down, I get home, I get

45:50

on the Zoom call for Football

45:52

Weekly, still with Willie in the

45:54

carrier. Jamie's just managed Put Ian

45:57

down, I then have to give

45:59

her another child who's now crying,

46:01

she looks bereft. And then I

46:03

do a part, then I do

46:05

football weekly and then I talk.

46:07

one of the yes it is

46:10

amazing how because I I probably

46:12

listened to that football weekly and

46:14

this so you've had four hours

46:16

of sleep in the first in

46:18

bracket one and they haven't been

46:20

good hours you then had out

46:22

you then had a sad sleep

46:25

that you woke up sad from

46:27

And yet you can just turn

46:29

it on. It's incredible. What you

46:31

do. I am in awe of

46:33

you, Max. And I realize that

46:35

this is just podcasting. It's not

46:37

real. But not enough people say,

46:40

well done, Max. All I do

46:42

through the day, I think. I

46:44

know that everything is showbiz. And...

46:46

The funny thing was, when I

46:48

got on the Zoom call for

46:50

football weekly, I'd had Willie on

46:52

my chest so much, it was

46:55

so wet my t-shirt, and I

46:57

had no idea if it was

46:59

sweat or piss. I just didn't

47:01

know, but, you know... Do you

47:03

remember the era in the 90s

47:05

or 2000s where footballers would go

47:07

vicks and rub it on their

47:10

jerseys so that the mental mint

47:12

would open their airways? I thought

47:14

you were going to talk about

47:16

those global hypercolor t-color, when you

47:18

got hot. That's terrible. Everyone at

47:20

Awn Towers. Everyone at Awn Towers

47:22

is wearing them. That's a terrible

47:25

idea. You just, you could see

47:27

where you were sweaty. Obviously, you,

47:29

Mr. Nodeodran, probably don't sweat. Do

47:31

you not sweat? That hasn't, that

47:33

hasn't worked well for other people.

47:35

I thought you were going into

47:37

a drummer when t-shirts were better.

47:40

Then what happened? Then I had

47:42

a Google teams meet with one

47:44

of my bosses from the Guardian.

47:46

We had a nice chat about

47:48

stuff. And then it must have

47:50

been nearly 10 o'clock. Brush my

47:53

teeth. Yeah. How do we go

47:55

to bed? Amazing. Straight out. Are

47:57

we just bang? Is it head

47:59

hits the pillow? Good night. No,

48:01

because I think really was awake

48:03

and Jamie was awake So I

48:05

couldn't tell you I might have

48:08

had to change a nappy. Yeah,

48:10

what happens is it all becomes

48:12

a blur of Just you're just

48:14

trying to I think it was

48:16

that it was on the last

48:18

step Martin, which I really I

48:20

I'd listen to, I don't listen

48:23

back all the time because I'm

48:25

sure they're all great, but I

48:27

did listen. And when he was

48:29

talking about, you know, when you

48:31

go for a wee in the

48:33

middle of the night, you have

48:35

to, you have to be awake

48:38

enough to deliver the wee, but

48:40

no more awake. That's sort of

48:42

what you're doing. When I'm changing

48:44

Willie's nappy, I'm not awake, but

48:46

I'm awake enough that I don't,

48:48

exactly when I fell asleep. Yeah,

48:50

that's a, I have heard just

48:53

this past week, I don't have

48:55

many nappy facts, Max, but right,

48:57

there was, someone was saying, if

48:59

you could please when you change

49:01

a nappy, tip the shite into

49:03

the toilet and then ball up

49:05

the nappy, that would vastly reduce

49:08

the amount of landfill that nappies

49:10

take up, but I suspect that

49:12

might just be the little thing

49:14

that would wake you up too

49:16

much. to tips. I don't mean

49:18

that. It's just, I mean, my

49:21

thoughts are, hey, Willie's not really

49:23

producing a, you know, a Nish

49:25

Kumar at this stage, right? You

49:27

know, and I think I understand

49:29

the point and we all need

49:31

to do more. But like, telling

49:33

a sleep-deprived parent, this is when

49:36

sustainability comes in, it's just, just

49:38

feels like, I'm not saying it's

49:40

wrong. But I'm just not thinking

49:42

about separating the shit from the

49:44

nappy at 3.21am. And like, and

49:46

I apologize for that. The bigger

49:48

issue is, because you're all so

49:51

tired at that house all the

49:53

time, the fact that all four

49:55

of you wear nappies are there...

49:57

and just during the night fire

49:59

them out onto the street. Drop

50:01

kick them into the neighbors. What

50:03

we do, actually now, what we

50:06

do is we just, every morning,

50:08

I just, I've had purpose built

50:10

a number of nappies that are

50:12

basically the floor plan of our

50:14

house. And then we all just

50:16

walk around. defecating into it and

50:18

then at the end of the

50:21

day I just roll it all

50:23

up and then just yeah you're

50:25

right and then we into next

50:27

door neighbors. No we send it

50:29

to Darrow Rian and he throws

50:31

it directly at Richard Osman's wood

50:33

though. Exactly right. Hey what's good

50:36

is because we've always said these

50:38

EPS should be about 25 minutes

50:40

half an hour is once again

50:42

we're approaching the hour mark of

50:44

this. But I think we've covered

50:46

a lot of bases. Yeah, I've

50:48

enjoyed this one now. Me too.

50:51

It's been a nice, we haven't

50:53

had a window into your life

50:55

for a while, like with me

50:57

it's all glamour, it's touring, it's

50:59

me and Omar Sharif playing bridge

51:01

in Dickey Boes after a gig

51:04

somewhere, you know what my life

51:06

is like, whereas your life just

51:08

revolves around turds and sleep. I

51:10

mean, the real honest thing is,

51:12

this is my social life. Right?

51:14

This is, you know, this is

51:16

my evening, this is my social

51:19

life. I don't see anybody, you

51:21

know? This is it. And it's

51:23

good, I need this. I think

51:25

this is probably really good for

51:27

my, you know, my mental well-being.

51:29

Well, I'm very happy to be

51:31

part of this. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

51:34

of us. I mean, you're taking

51:36

care of, you've been to the

51:38

hip groin man, and now I'm

51:40

the hip brain man. That's how

51:42

I think of myself. If you

51:44

would like to get in touch

51:46

with what did you do yesterday,

51:49

while the music from the recently

51:51

deceased people on Shannon Side FM

51:53

plays, Max will tell you how

51:55

to get in touch. To get

51:57

in touch with the show, you

51:59

can email us at what did

52:01

you do? yesterday pod@gmail.com. Follow us

52:04

on Instagram at yesterday pod and

52:06

please subscribe and leave a review

52:08

if you liked it on your

52:10

preferred podcast platform and if you

52:12

didn't please don't. Remember if you

52:14

want to guess the we're on

52:16

a three cheese board now and

52:19

that is very exciting. It's a

52:21

three cheese board and... What does

52:23

that mean? It means there's three

52:25

left to guess. There's three left

52:27

to guess. Cash Out Blue, Manchago,

52:29

they're there. You know, they're in

52:31

the, they're in the, they're in

52:34

the, obviously you have to guess

52:36

on iTunes, you have to give

52:38

us a five star review. And

52:40

if you don't guess Cash Out

52:42

Blue and Manchago, one and two,

52:44

it is void. That's the only

52:47

way you can post your guess

52:49

and we will get there. It's

52:51

going to be immense. One of

52:53

the greatest anti-flyvaxes, I'd say. Like

52:55

it's not like we have even

52:57

a sting to play or anything.

52:59

No. That'll just be a solemn

53:02

nod from both of us, a

53:04

shake of the hand. And yeah,

53:06

you can send five star review

53:08

or also if you just write

53:10

a check for a grand made

53:12

out to me and Max, you

53:14

can write your guesses on the

53:17

back of that. I would catch

53:19

it. Thank you very much for

53:21

this lovely social hour we've had

53:23

together Max and the listeners for

53:25

listening. Hey thanks David yeah and

53:27

we'll be back with a guest

53:29

on so who knows who but

53:32

we'll be back with a guest

53:34

presumably booked again by me on

53:36

Sunday morning. Bye!

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