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peak today with severe weather warnings for
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thunderstorms and power cuts later in the
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day. It's 7am. Over
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to the news. We
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approach the slaughterhouse with
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a wide range of emotions and
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feelings. The
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first is heat. An
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inevitable feeling that comes with being dressed
1:49
as a waitress in a heat wave.
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Especially when that waitress outfit consists
1:54
of a thick shirt, woolen
1:57
waistcoat and a tie. Fear of
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heat. Fear
2:01
of not solving the crime. Fear
2:03
of having to cancel the podcast. If
2:06
we don't crack this, it's over. Fear
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of ruining relationships. Christina's
2:11
friendships. Tight family
2:13
bonds. My own relationship.
2:16
Fear of being exposed for wearing
2:18
undercover microphones and secretly recording people.
2:22
Concern for the 15 suspects
2:24
who are attending. Will they have
2:26
a nice time? They're dedicating their midsummer
2:28
to us. Are they looking at our party
2:30
set up thinking what the hell is going
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on here? I mean,
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we have a rickety plastic table
2:37
with some salt and vinegar chips on it.
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Not to mention the sheep in the neighbouring barn
2:43
who are watching us. And
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even they don't look impressed. And
2:47
a slaughterhouse. Up until
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now we have only thought it was funny to use
2:52
this as our venue. But now
2:54
that the day has come, the combination
2:56
of the taxidermy hoof that's hanging
2:58
on the sliding door, the sad
3:00
flags that we slung up this
3:02
morning, and the terrifying
3:04
hook in the middle of the room, it's all
3:07
starting to feel slightly unpleasant.
3:10
Nervousness for my debut as bad cop
3:12
to people who are essentially my family.
3:14
Around 6 o'clock, then I think we
3:16
have a bit of a change in
3:18
strategy and I would like to see
3:20
Detective Lauren Kilby get a bit tough.
3:23
There is no holding back now. It's
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our moment. We don't have much time to solve
3:28
this crime. It's now or never. Jesus.
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I just got goosebumps. I will be
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rounding up everyone at the party. And
3:36
then I'll do like a bad cop. I'm going to put you
3:38
all in the frame. I'll be like, you lied about this. You
3:40
did this. Do we do
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that though? Because we wanted it. No, I do
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like that. The idea of publicly shaming people. You
3:46
like it? Yeah, I like that. Okay, great. Because
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that really starts to wind people up
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quicker than anything else. We vote. It's
3:53
a democracy. Who thinks class to
3:55
them? We turn them
3:57
into a jury. No, you can turn it on the other way. You
4:00
know who you are. We
4:04
don't need to tell her, because you know who you
4:06
are, and you know what you have to do. So
4:09
you know what you've done? Yeah,
4:12
and you know what you need to do
4:14
next. I think this is really lousy detective
4:16
work. I
4:20
give them a glass of schnapps and it'll be like
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we're about you're about to feature the thing and then you're
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actually... I'm about to do a song. I'll be like,
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I care. I've written a little Midsummer song. Line up,
4:29
bitches! Haha! Midsummer
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madness at the slaughterhouse.
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Introducing Karen Whitehouse.
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Initial strategy. Suck up to
4:52
as many suspects as possible.
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I love your hat. You look so beautiful. Is
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it fresh? Are you the best dancer out of
5:00
the Five Brothers? I would want you on my
5:02
team, I think, for any other sort of sporting
5:04
events. You've been amazing helping us
5:06
today. Your first email was the funniest
5:08
we got. You're very cool and calm
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and... Mike
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Berry. Initial strategy.
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Conceal true identity. I'm
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Mike. Mike. That's
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my niece. Yes, I happen
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to be over here, I'm a retired journalist, I happen to be
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over here just moving around and she's
5:30
over here. So I haven't seen her for ages, so
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I thought, can we see her? So
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it's Chris's sister and
5:38
brother, not me. Yeah, so it's complicated.
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He's basically gate-crashing our party. Yes, when
5:42
I was enough, gotta stand with... These
5:45
are war wounds, you didn't realise. Detective
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Lauren Kilby. Initial strategy. Frantically over-communicate
5:51
where people can relieve themselves. That
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you can use the toilet at
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Jahn and Steiner's house and where
5:57
they could go to the toilet.
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And that is in Yarn and Steenah's house. Or
6:02
the forest. If you need to go to the
6:04
toilet, we can use the toilet at Yarn and
6:06
Steenah's house. So feel free to use that. Overhouses.
6:10
You can also use your own house. Helen
6:14
McLaughlin, initial strategy, just have a
6:17
really nice time, Helen, and forget
6:19
that you're here to do an
6:21
actual job. We've got beer. That
6:24
is really good. Ooh, look, food. I'll
6:27
take one. Thanks. Shall
6:29
we get some drinks in? Yeah. Good.
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Bye, love. All right.
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Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome.
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So maybe I'll put that. I'm
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going to go and grab one. I'm going to try one of your beers. Oh,
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man. The
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overarching mission today is to secure
6:47
a confession. We must
6:50
also initiate side missions, which
6:52
involve exploring connections to the objects
6:54
that were planted on Christina's veranda.
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Side mission number one, the
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toiletries bag, which was found in
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the suitcase, which held the toothbrush
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and toothpaste, was branded color line
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ferries. This ferry runs very
7:10
close to Black Lake, where most of
7:13
the suspects live. So
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today, my undercover team will be searching
7:17
for a connection to Norway and to
7:19
someone who might have used that ferry
7:21
service. Side
7:25
mission two, we will also
7:27
be digging for any connections to the
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name on the suitcase label. It's
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very likely that the old suitcase
7:34
was passed down from
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somebody's grandfather or great grandfather.
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I'm going to call it. Yeah. Does anyone have any tank
7:46
on? I could. Tank on?
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An olive at all? Yeah, olives. Instead
7:52
of a glass, we've got a full pot
7:54
of olives. It's
7:57
not going to make it. It's not going to make a sound because it needs to be
7:59
empty. Fuck's
8:01
sake. Okay, get me an actual... There's
8:03
a beer... Someone's holding a beer, surely.
8:07
What are you doing? Gather
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round, everybody. Gather round. Oh, God.
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Gather round, please. Outside.
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I'd just like to formally welcome
8:23
everybody to Midsummer Madness. At
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the Slaughterhouse. So, I
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just want to introduce everyone who will
8:35
introduce us. You probably have already met
8:37
us, but I am Detective Lauren Kilby,
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also known as Lauren Kilby. This is
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Karen, assistant to the detective. And
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then this is Helen, assistant to the assistant to the
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detective. Thank you so much for
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coming to Midsummer Celebration. We're really happy to see
8:51
you. I know Christina is as well. Are
8:53
you? Yeah. Okay, great. It
8:57
is Jan and Stina's Slaughterhouse. So, actually,
8:59
thank you very much, Jan and
9:01
Stina, for allowing
9:04
us to be in
9:06
this wonderful building. Very appropriate to
9:08
the podcast. But actually, it's not
9:10
really about the podcast today, is it? It's just
9:12
us having a good old time with some good
9:14
old friends, sharing some nice
9:17
old good old information about anything you
9:19
want, including things that have been deposited
9:21
previously on Christina's doorstep. So,
9:25
if you do have information and you've
9:28
not already disclosed it to me, lead
9:30
detective, then, you know, there'll be
9:32
plenty of opportunities. We can walk off into the
9:34
bush. I'm not carrying a weapon,
9:37
so don't worry about that. So,
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please have fun. There
9:42
are no rules, except to have fun.
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Any other rules? Give
9:46
information. Give information, have fun. Help
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yourself to drinks. Help yourself to
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drinks. And
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confess. And confess. If
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you feel the need to confess, that would also be really nice. Because
9:58
then we can have next week off. This
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is episode 6 of the case
10:05
of the tiny suitcase. Before
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we continue, we did actually check with
10:14
our criminal lawyer if it was legal
10:16
to go undercover. Is that legal? Will
10:19
you be getting everyone's consent to wear
10:21
those secret microphones? We will have a
10:23
sign that says we may or may
10:25
not be recording you. Perfect. All
10:28
you need to do and maybe
10:30
add in like very tiny, barely
10:32
visible writing underneath the sign. If
10:34
you enter, you consent to being
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recorded so you can rely on
10:39
that later in court. Like
10:41
an invisible pen or something? Yep, that'd be fine.
10:44
Undercover agents, over to you. Can
10:49
I get you anything to drink? Do you
10:51
need anything? I'm
10:53
here to serve you, that's why I'm wearing a tie. Many
10:56
years ago I worked in a slaughterhouse in England. So
10:59
I used to shoot sheep and pigs. We
11:02
had the old gun that goes in the brain. Apparently
11:06
with even more flavour. And
11:08
tiny. Yes. Tiny strawberries.
11:11
Yes. Ester nail, maybe. Wow.
11:15
And that's the best of all. And we're
11:17
off to a very questionable start. With Uncle
11:19
Mike focusing on the slaughtering of animals. Do
11:21
you cut the throat or do you use
11:23
a gun? A
11:26
gun. You've got, yeah. Special
11:28
gun. Yeah. I mean, it's
11:30
still a bomb. It's a super straight in the brain. And
11:33
Helen eating and drinking whatever she
11:35
can find. I might have another
11:37
one of these. They're quite nice. This orange one I like.
11:41
It's time to get to work. Initiate
11:43
Operation Cousin Pass. Can
11:49
I just recap why I think Klaus is so suspicious? First
11:52
of all, he had the direct view of Christina's house, so
11:54
he really would have known when she was away to like
11:56
sneak in and just put it there. He's
11:58
also been really odd. ever since we
12:01
first interviewed him. He's been a bit
12:03
too helpful. He threw Pear,
12:05
his brother, under the bus immediately. And he
12:07
said, oh look, I've got this diary from
12:09
2009. We
12:12
didn't ask for it, which was really weird. He sent
12:14
us a picture of it. And he
12:16
was like, look, I've got, on the day,
12:18
really bizarre, on the day which was a
12:20
Monday in December, he said,
12:22
look, Pear says he was away and he
12:24
lived in Texas at the time, but I've
12:27
got, in my diary written, P plus E,
12:29
like they came over to our house for dinner,
12:32
and Pear and his daughter Erica. Pear
12:34
is very sure that he was living in Texas. We
12:36
asked him again yesterday and he said, no, I was
12:38
in Houston during that time. So
12:40
Klaus is trying to frame his brother, is what you're saying?
12:42
Yes. Herron has
12:44
cornered the target. We told you we
12:47
did one podcast the first season. I
12:49
read it from the paper and I tried to
12:52
listen a bit, but the
12:54
language was a little bit... Quick, maybe,
12:56
yeah. Interesting that Klaus
12:58
is so interested in us.
13:01
We know that he actually doesn't listen to
13:03
podcasts. He said it himself when we sent
13:05
out the Midsummer Invite because
13:07
we asked all invitees to answer,
13:10
have you listened to season one of the
13:12
podcast and did you find it insightful? Klaus
13:15
said, no, I don't listen
13:17
to podcasts at all or things like
13:19
that because I need to rest my
13:21
brain. If he
13:23
has listened, does that mean he would
13:26
recognise Mike Berry's voice? Does
13:28
that mean he thinks that he's more than an
13:31
uncle to us? Oh. Mike
13:33
is now moving in on the target.
13:35
No. Klaus. Klaus. Klaus.
13:37
Oh, Klaus. Yes, I'm looking
13:39
at your photograph and
13:41
I think you look better in the flesh than you do.
13:44
Yeah, no, that is John. Oh, that's not him. Oh, that's
13:46
not him. Oh, right, I've got the wrong ones. Wrong
13:49
target, Mike. So that's Klaus.
13:51
Klaus is the younger brother. Younger brother.
13:53
John. Oh, well, that's why he looks
13:55
better. If you're a younger brother, I
13:58
was saying you look better in the flesh. I
14:01
thought that was you, and I thought you looked better
14:04
in real life than the painting, but then if you're
14:06
the younger brother, you would do. The
14:08
target is ignoring Mike and not
14:10
making eye contact. It could
14:12
be something to do with the fact that Mike
14:14
just insulted his looks. Mike, is
14:16
that a good question? Yes. It
14:19
gives me to adjust your thigh. Oh.
14:23
Sorry. Sorry, yeah, what's
14:25
going on with class? Every
14:27
time I come near him, he just walks away. And
14:31
I don't know if he's true to who I
14:33
am or what. He's very clever. I
14:35
just find it fascinating that he just moves away.
14:42
He's from England. Yeah,
14:44
my mum is from Holland, and
14:47
my dad is from England, and I grew up in England. Yeah.
14:52
But I live in Amsterdam now,
14:54
so, yeah. And you have
14:56
always lived here. Me and
14:58
my brothers have been here since 59 on summer.
15:02
But we are grown up in Scotland. Oh, really? I
15:05
didn't know that. Here
15:09
we have a potential link to
15:11
the suitcase. We
15:13
contacted a vintage suitcase specialist,
15:16
who told us a few interesting,
15:18
and not so interesting, things about
15:21
the suitcase. One
15:23
thing he did mention was in relation
15:25
to the label on the suitcase, William
15:28
Johnson. Who is William Johnson? If
15:30
he had to guess, he would say that the
15:32
owner of the suitcase was
15:35
a Scot or a Scottish immigrant. Yes,
15:39
this is speculation, but
15:41
it's coming from a professional. So
15:43
pretty reliable speculation, if you ask
15:45
me. So now we
15:48
have class with ties to Scotland,
15:51
and therefore with potential ties to
15:53
the owner of the suitcase. More
15:59
bearfish. Helen
16:03
is making unprecedented progress
16:05
with her own personal
16:07
target, which is the
16:09
catering. It's got the salami and
16:12
then the cheese. I think seeds.
16:14
Is it seeds around the sides?
16:17
Some sort of, I don't know
16:19
if it's pumpkin, all around it's
16:21
decorated. Everything is beautiful. Some
16:24
of the Swedes have whipped up a
16:26
traditional Swedish dish called smorgas tartan. It
16:29
translates to sandwich cake. It's
16:32
essentially a savoury cake. Layers
16:35
of mayonnaise, meat or fish,
16:37
cheese and weird garnishes. It
16:40
looks quite fun, but in my
16:42
opinion tastes foul. I'm
16:45
intrigued. We were just talking about the sandwich cake. I've
16:47
never seen anything like it, so I'm intrigued. On
16:50
a scale of 1 to 10, how do you think this
16:52
is going? Less
16:56
than 5, didn't they? I've
16:58
had some weird things in the world. So
17:01
glad we spent 1,000 euros on this
17:03
equipment. Are
17:07
you all one big incestuous
17:10
family? Sandwich
17:25
cake. Do
17:33
you get all the tickets? I
17:35
tried to say that and I think my tactic was to get fucking
17:38
exhibits off as having a break. Classic. Also you know
17:40
you were supposed to put out those signs that said
17:42
you consent to being recorded. You didn't
17:45
do that fucking job so no
17:47
one has consented. They're not app
17:49
anywhere. They're nowhere. Helen! That
17:51
was her one job. So none of us, we
17:54
can use. None
17:56
of it. This
17:58
is the one most it's called. I'd like to know if
18:01
you could do a speech and say if you came
18:03
here today. You put the nicely designed one about presents.
18:05
We just swap the signs now and
18:07
take a photo and say it was always
18:09
like that. I'm going to go
18:11
with it. Me too. Off you go, you're doing that
18:13
though. Launch
18:16
Operation Vanya. Vanya
18:20
is Christina's best friend, neighbour
18:22
and platonic wife who was
18:24
previously married to class. Christina
18:27
and Vanya love hanging out.
18:30
Drinking whiskey, smoking cigars, brewing beer.
18:32
They've been in book clubs together.
18:35
They get on like a house
18:37
on fire. As someone so incredibly
18:39
close to the victim, Vanya must
18:41
have some sort of information to
18:43
give to us. Welcome,
18:45
hi, I'm Karen. I recognise you
18:48
for the fault of us. You do, yeah. Nice
18:50
to see you. Nice to meet you in person.
18:52
Welcome to the Slaughterhouse, which you've probably been to
18:54
before. Yes,
18:57
Karen, she has because she lives here
19:00
and knows her village. I haven't seen
19:02
any dead bodies here. No,
19:04
there'll be a few later. Dead bodies? What?
19:08
Hi. Hi. This is
19:10
Mike. Let me take the bottle. Yes. Hello,
19:13
Mike. Hello. And
19:15
who are you? I'm a
19:18
neighbour. Vanya. Vanya. And
19:20
a close friend to Christina. Ah, yes. A
19:23
friend. She was telling me about you. The wife.
19:26
The wife. Me friend. No, no,
19:28
no, no. The one that causes all the trouble.
19:31
Yes. Yes. I
19:34
always make problems. Yes. That's
19:36
good. That's good reputation. Nice. She's
19:39
the one that gets you into trouble and things like
19:41
that. All the time. Yeah, all the time.
19:44
So she's the one that did all the naughty things to you then.
19:48
No. No. We
19:50
are very kind. We are supporting
19:52
each other. Have
19:54
you been bawling? Have you been taking
19:56
your boss? About
19:58
swim? No, no. Yes, not yet.
20:01
In the lake? Yeah? Not yet. Helen
20:03
and the target are having a chat.
20:05
And the conversation starts in a way
20:07
that takes Helen by surprise. I
20:10
think next week. Tonight. By tonight.
20:12
I have built a house. Oh, did you bring
20:14
it to me? Did you? Yes. Yeah, ready to
20:16
go. Yes. I guess it calls you down,
20:18
right? You don't need any clothes.
20:20
No. No, what are you saying? Just. Are you
20:22
saying just strip off and go ride in there?
20:26
This might be quite an evening.
20:28
Skinny dipping with the suspects was
20:30
not on your task list today,
20:33
Helen. But then their chat progresses
20:35
to reveal some slightly more useful
20:37
and potentially incriminating information. Because
20:40
I have a brother which is six
20:42
years older. And we have been really
20:44
with the northern most of his time.
20:46
But now we're speaking to them. A
20:49
brother who lived in Norway.
20:53
And then she says this. Some years
20:55
before that, when I was even
20:58
younger, I was working as
21:00
a canoe instructor in Norway. Right. In
21:02
the mountains. Yeah. Then she starts telling
21:04
Helen that she used to live in
21:07
Norway. She used to work there as
21:09
a canoe instructor. Best
21:14
friend Vanya happens to
21:16
have two connections to
21:19
Norway and would
21:21
have had several reasons to
21:23
board that colour line ferry
21:25
service and collect the complimentary
21:27
toiletries bag. And is
21:29
it a coincidence that she
21:32
is class's ex-wife, our
21:34
current major suspect? Did Vanya just
21:36
leave the complimentary toiletries bag in
21:39
class's house and then he
21:41
planted it in the bag that he
21:43
planted on Christina's veranda? Or
21:45
is she more involved in this whole thing
21:48
than she's been letting on? That's
21:50
why we're here to get your confession. Yeah.
21:53
You don't think it's worth it? Yeah. What
21:55
do you think? Do you think
21:57
that you will find the solution?
21:59
Yeah. Yes, yes, we must.
22:01
You must? Yeah, we took a holiday especially.
22:03
Or do you find your own solution, maybe?
22:06
I know that Detective Lauren Kilby can
22:09
be quite creative. I think so.
22:12
Thank you. Yeah. So
22:14
you just never know what twist or turn it's going to
22:16
take. Who
22:19
do you think did it? The
22:21
brother of Christina's father. The
22:24
brother of Christina's father? Right.
22:27
I loved him. It's almost
22:29
the perfect crime if he can frame somebody who's dead.
22:32
Yes, indeed. We
22:34
can just say, yeah, it is. And then
22:36
we convict him in his absence. Framing
22:40
the deceased, classy move Helen
22:42
and Vanya. Hello. Hello.
22:45
Can I have a word with you, please? No,
22:47
at the moment. Yes. What
22:50
with me, Vanya? Right. Let's
22:53
go up here by this tractor. Yeah. So
22:57
we can just, you know, have a little discussion. Far
23:00
away from the party. So, come
23:03
on. You are Christina's
23:06
wife, platonic wife. I also,
23:08
in one way, yes. She
23:10
told us that. She loves you. You're
23:12
her best friend. So she would trust you
23:14
with everything. Yeah. So
23:16
you know her very, very well. What do
23:19
you think happened? Who do you
23:21
think was involved in this? I
23:24
told your friend before that I get
23:26
a new theory. Some
23:28
month ago. And then
23:30
I was thinking, Klaus's father. Klaus's
23:33
father? Oh, Ruben. Ruben, yes. She's
23:36
dead now. Christina's Uncle
23:38
Ruben. Christina's
23:41
Uncle Ruben. Because
23:43
he had a special
23:46
relationship with Christina. Yeah. So
23:48
Klaus is now living in Ruben's old house. Yes.
23:52
Farner starts explaining that Uncle Ruben had
23:54
a lot of old vintage things in
23:56
his house. And that the items in
23:58
question care very well of come from
24:00
his attic. And
24:02
that was full of things. Could
24:04
he have found this... Suitcase
24:07
or suit? I don't
24:10
think this suitcase. Yeah. I think the
24:12
first... The suit. ...just used. If
24:15
the person who committed these crimes is dead,
24:17
I'm going to be really pissed off. I
24:20
just think if you had done it, you
24:22
would have told Christina by now. Yeah, I...
24:24
You would have said, surprise. You know, I
24:26
am the person, I buy a present for
24:29
my daughters and they should wait one month.
24:31
I can't stop it. I have to tell
24:33
them before... Yeah, that's good. That's
24:35
kind of secret. Yes. That's
24:37
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26:44
what was that screaming? That was class
26:46
when he went to get his fingerprints
26:48
made and he got upset. Class
26:52
will you please come with me? Have
27:02
you ever had your fingerprints taken before? No no no.
27:04
Would you mind if I take your fingerprints? And
27:06
if you could just circle yes on
27:09
this last one. You're the
27:11
only one that's refused
27:15
so far. You're clever. Don't
27:18
just sign whatever. You are
27:21
clever. You're clever.
27:23
No you're clever. No you're
27:25
clever. Karen get a grip.
27:28
Stop flirting with the suspects. What
27:31
the hell is going on in here? Oh wow
27:40
you're actually zooming in on the small print that
27:42
you can't read. Did
27:44
you commit a crime? So
27:47
if you're guilty you circle yes.
27:50
If you're innocent you circle no. Watching
27:55
every move answer no. Have
28:01
you ever touched the suitcase?
28:06
Not what I know. If
28:09
we find your fingerprints on the suitcase, what
28:12
would you think? How would you feel? Then
28:15
I would be very... Yeah,
28:18
how could it happen? Well,
28:21
it's always a possibility that the suitcase
28:23
and the pots are coming from my
28:26
relatives. Yeah. So,
28:30
even though I don't know about the
28:33
history of the suitcase, it
28:35
could maybe use it as a kid.
28:37
I don't know. Yeah. It's
28:40
such a fun one. I can't wait to find out
28:42
who did it. Honestly,
28:44
Karen. Thank you very much.
28:46
Enjoy the rest of your day. Thank you for
28:48
your forensic examination. We'll be in
28:51
touch when we think you're guilty. Sounds
28:53
like dessert. It might be a variety.
28:55
I imagine strawberries, maybe some cream,
28:58
possibly ice cream, maybe a bit of meringue.
29:01
Imagine if we're at this party and someone leaves
29:03
an item on her doorstep. Why
29:06
is that lady in the blue looking at me? She's
29:11
probably explaining, trying to explain who you
29:13
are. Oh, right. What do
29:16
you think happened with this
29:18
suit and the suitcase? I
29:20
think absolutely Christina and this
29:23
person or persons know
29:26
each other. Yeah. Do you
29:28
think there are any other friends
29:30
of Christina that we need to
29:32
speak to? Why isn't that
29:34
okay? I don't know, actually. I don't
29:37
know. I met Anika
29:41
the day before yesterday and
29:44
I asked, do
29:47
we meet each other on
29:50
Saturday? Yeah. She
29:52
didn't know anything. We
29:56
might have forgotten. Yeah. Oh,
29:58
no. Oh, no. Thank you. Shit.
30:02
Can we call her now? Yeah. And
30:04
get her to come? Yeah, she should
30:06
be here. We just made a
30:09
mistake. Yeah. That's our fault. Yeah,
30:11
yeah, yeah. You call her and tell her
30:13
to come. Can you call her? Okay.
30:20
I'm not. This is... The
30:26
heat wave continues across southern Scandinavia,
30:28
and a low pressure front is
30:30
now approaching, bringing thunderstorms looming on
30:33
the horizon. Water bands have
30:35
been imposed across southern Gothenburg areas, with the
30:37
rest of Sweden soon to follow. Stay
30:40
safe and apply sunscreen. Where
30:44
are the signs? Where is it?
30:51
Look! God,
31:02
oh, it's awful! You
31:04
got it, Bill? Done.
31:14
What? Signing. What is
31:16
this? Are you done? Nobody will ever know
31:18
it was every different. Phone
31:23
rings Pick
31:29
up. Hey,
31:33
Sam, can you name me a bit of this?
31:40
She did not answer. No
31:42
answer. Oh, the sun's
31:44
just gone, that's good. Oh,
31:47
that cloud, those clouds are good. Yeah. You
31:49
recovered from yesterday? Yeah, I have. Yes.
31:54
Karen is not the only person who
31:56
is flirting at this party. I
31:58
was gentle with you. I was changing.
32:01
I said to them, I said you're going home
32:03
tomorrow because I would really like to have a
32:05
chat with you about your work
32:08
because I'm so interested in that. And
32:12
when you talked about your study,
32:14
I really got pictures of you,
32:16
where you sit and think and
32:18
put the clues together. I
32:20
think it's going to storm. Yeah, oh, it's already
32:22
been running. I hope so. As for
32:24
your speech, I think it's going to just like... Yeah. It's
32:28
going to... Sander. Lauren,
32:30
the thunder's rumbling. I
32:33
think it's going to rain any moment now. I
32:41
can feel it. Yeah, I think I hear
32:43
some thunder in the background. Yeah. Yeah.
32:47
All right, I don't have a proper confession yet, so I'm
32:49
about to turn shit up. Get ready. Turn
32:51
shit up. Yeah. It's
32:53
time. So just roll it
32:55
and then you end it with like, we're coming after you basically.
33:02
Friends, boyfriends, victims
33:07
and esteemed suspects. A
33:11
person in this area or
33:14
a person not in this area
33:17
may or may not have deposited
33:20
one or two or
33:22
more items on Christina's porch.
33:26
Do you agree? Stand
33:29
up, please. Is this
33:31
a short person? Yes. I'd
33:34
like to see a show of hands for
33:36
anyone who has ever bullied
33:39
or joked about Christina's height.
33:43
Okay, so we have Oscar, you will. Uncle
33:46
Mike, Helen and myself. Great.
33:49
Hands up if
33:51
you've ever called Christina
33:53
tall. who
34:00
just laughed has essentially just
34:02
bullied her for her height. What
34:09
is another way of bullying someone about
34:12
their height? Would
34:14
it be to deposit a small
34:16
tiny suit on that person's veranda?
34:20
Stay standing if you
34:22
have ever played a prank on Christina.
34:25
A joke, a practical joke. I
34:31
won't accept anything less than honesty. I
34:34
don't think there's any serious behaviour going on here
34:36
and I'm about to get really angry. What
34:39
you're seeing right now is good cop. But
34:41
when I turn, I turn
34:43
into moderately good cop and then I
34:46
turn into very bad cop. And
34:48
if I'm sensing any dishonesty in the room, the
34:51
area, then I
34:53
will not be impressed. So
34:56
is anyone sitting down lying to me right
34:58
now about having played a prank on Christina
35:00
before? Get up, stand up, stand tall. Stand
35:02
tall and proud. What
35:05
prank was that? What
35:07
prank was that? I'm
35:23
feeling like a few people aren't being very
35:25
honest with me today. With
35:27
me and my fellow detectives. And
35:30
that makes us a little bit sad. Because
35:32
what we like when we come
35:35
and give our free time is
35:38
to be given back
35:41
honesty and authenticity.
35:44
It's what we thrive on, isn't
35:46
it, Karen? Absolutely. Authenticity. So
35:49
this is why I'm going to give you one last chance to
35:52
prove that you are not guilty.
35:56
And unless one of you comes forward, you're
35:59
all going to jail. Everyone stand up please.
36:02
And I'd like us to just form a little bit more
36:04
of a rounder circle. Maybe we need to just go out
36:06
into the road. In the rain. It's
36:12
thundering, it's raining. We're gathering the suspects.
36:16
We will be standing here
36:18
in this exact position until
36:20
someone confesses. Anyone
36:24
else got anything to say to the group to step
36:26
forward and reveal before we remain
36:29
standing for the next however
36:31
long? Two hours. At least.
36:33
Because it's starting to rain, I'm getting a bit
36:35
tired and I'd like to wrap this up. Enlilena,
36:39
anything you want to say to the group? No.
36:45
Platonic wife? Yes. No.
36:49
Class? I want to thank
36:51
everyone for the time that we've been waiting
36:53
for. All
36:56
neighbours and friends all through all
36:58
these years, we have a good
37:00
time. And now we're standing
37:02
here, the wife and... I
37:05
come with you. Is
37:08
this your going off to jail speech?
37:11
No, no, no, no. Standing here on TV.
37:14
Because I will say that jokes aside and
37:16
we may or may not be recording this,
37:21
but it's actually a really funny
37:23
thing. Good on the person who
37:25
did it. It's a nice thing. So honestly, be proud
37:27
of yourself. Step forward. You know it was you. Just
37:30
come on, this is your time. Step forward, please. Okay,
37:35
that's it. Then I've got one final trick and you're not going
37:37
to like this and I'm sorry I had to come to this.
37:40
Yes. Because you're all a bit shy.
37:42
None of you want to name names, but here we are. I'm
37:44
going to count down from 10. You're welcome. And
37:47
when I get to zero, you're going to
37:49
point at the person who you think did
37:51
it. And I'm assuming the two crimes
37:53
are connected just for this purpose of the... What
37:56
should we do? Two separate ones? No, it has
37:58
to be the most guilty person here. So
38:00
it has to be someone heard. And it cannot,
38:03
if anyone points to me, assistant to
38:05
the detective, assistant to the assistant detective,
38:07
assistant to the assistant to the assistant
38:09
detective, we will be very upset. It's
38:12
not a joke. This is not a fun game that we're
38:14
playing. And we are also not able to participate in this.
38:16
So I'm going to count down from 10. Do
38:18
you understand? Should I do it in Swedish? What's
38:22
10 is a 10 times 1? 8,
38:27
9, 8, 8,
38:29
10, 11, 12,
38:31
13, 14, 16,
38:33
17, 18, 19,
38:35
19, 19. And
38:37
point. We've got
38:39
a lass. We've got a couple of lass. We've
38:43
got a class. We've
38:45
got another. No, what's this? What's
38:47
that? It's not someone in the sky. Point.
38:50
Play a con. Class, you've got to play. I
38:53
got to play. You've got to play the game. You're
38:56
pointing at God. I have no idea. These
38:58
two have no idea. All
39:01
right. No, that's all for tonight. Thanks,
39:03
everyone. You can go back to
39:05
your seats and enjoy the rest of the evening.
39:07
It's actually just a bit of fun. It
39:11
was just nothing, really. It was a silly game. Everyone
39:15
relax. As
39:26
the torrential rain continued to pour down
39:29
around us, we removed
39:31
our hidden microphones, our ties,
39:33
our waistcoats, and we took
39:35
a moment to reflect on what we had learned
39:37
from this undercover operation. Vanya
39:40
has clear links to Norway
39:43
and therefore one of the objects in the suitcase,
39:46
and she's also class as ex-wife. But
39:49
would Christina's best friend lie to
39:51
her face about something like this
39:53
for 12 years? Surely
39:56
not. But if she is lying,
39:59
why? Class has
40:01
a connection to Scotland and therefore
40:03
a possible link to the original
40:05
suitcases owner, William Johnson.
40:08
He avoided Mike Berry, he screamed twice
40:11
when Karen tried to take his fingerprints
40:13
and he couldn't have acted more suspicious
40:15
if he tried. When
40:17
it came to the final group
40:19
confrontation, six people pointed at Lars,
40:21
five people pointed at Class and
40:24
Class and his wife Lena pointed
40:26
to the sky. Why
40:28
did so many people think Lars did this?
40:31
What did they know that we don't? And
40:34
is it a coincidence that he
40:36
was the victim of a similar
40:39
case of reverse theft in which
40:41
a tiny cow-shaped toddler stool was
40:43
planted on his veranda? And
40:46
then it suddenly dawned on us why
40:48
Class and his wife pointed to the
40:50
sky. Could they have
40:52
been pointing to someone who is in heaven, i.e. dead?
40:56
And could they be pointing to
40:59
Class's father, Reuben? Hang
41:03
on, we are not quite done yet.
41:06
There's one final loose end that I need
41:08
to tie up. It's actually a bit of
41:10
a delicate topic and there's
41:13
a reason I don't have my assistance
41:15
on the call today. You're
41:17
a professional. Yes. And I'm
41:20
a professional. It's
41:23
not necessarily legal advice, but it's
41:25
more like a professional to a
41:27
professional advice. Sure. Yeah, happy to
41:29
help. The headline is that my
41:32
assistants are underperforming at work
41:34
just to let you know what they
41:37
were doing in those four hours at
41:39
this professional event. Karen basically spent the
41:41
whole time flirting. Helen came in to
41:43
the party and went straight for the
41:46
food table and then proceeded to spend
41:48
the whole four hours eating and drinking.
41:51
And this is not a word of
41:53
a lie. One hour of her recording
41:55
was talking about small ghost tartan.
41:57
One hour talking about the different layers.
41:59
in the cake and then probably
42:02
half an hour about these tiny strawberries that
42:04
you can find in Sweden. When I
42:06
had to hear her chewing, I had to
42:08
hear her gulping, I had to hear her
42:10
taking cigarette breaks. She did everything except interrogate
42:13
suspects. Wow, okay. Knowing
42:15
that I'm a little bit on the outside because they're in
42:17
a relationship, how should I raise this with
42:20
them? I'm glad you've come to me
42:22
about this because obviously I deal with
42:24
these sorts of professional issues all the
42:26
time. I think what you need to
42:28
do is schedule a private confidential
42:31
conversation with them. That'd be kind
42:33
of step one. Yeah,
42:35
I just wanted to have
42:37
a quick chat with you too, following
42:41
listening through the midsummer microphones.
42:43
Yep. This isn't an easy
42:45
conversation to have. And
42:48
then I think during the meeting, I would
42:50
adopt what I call
42:52
a passive aggressive tone. So passive aggressive
42:54
tone is good because you can be
42:57
kind of passive in the sense that
42:59
it's a reassuring environment. It's not to
43:01
accuse a tree, but then you can
43:04
also be aggressive, which I think is
43:06
really what is needed here. So it's
43:08
a great combo actually, that
43:10
passive aggressive tone. Helen,
43:13
essentially you walked in and
43:15
started eating. You started drinking
43:17
and you asked to sample multiple
43:19
beers and Karen, you
43:22
flirted with every suspect that
43:24
we had. The thing is that
43:26
flirting, it's just like such
43:28
low level detective work. Look, if
43:31
you're bringing the tractor, what happened in front of the
43:33
tractor, I do have regrets about that. Was that the
43:35
child that you took away? Yeah, it was not okay.
43:37
Especially when you bring children into it and they're my
43:40
family. This
43:42
is my interrogation space. I'm going to put my beer
43:44
on the wheel of a tractor. How
43:46
old are you? 18. Do
43:50
you think this is a good space in front of this
43:52
tractor? Is it quite intimidating to have a little chat? It's
43:55
quite calm. You can't?
43:58
Yeah. What if I stand a bit close to you like this and start and
44:00
start slowly moving towards you. And
44:03
you're backing away like that. Shall
44:05
I do that to class? Do you think that will get a confession? Yeah.
44:09
Okay, well that's all I wanted to ask you. I can
44:11
return you to the party now. So just going in. Just
44:14
expand your skills here. You can do more than
44:17
be a flirt. That was
44:19
intimidation. That's not flirting. You can touch him, did you?
44:21
No, I didn't touch him. I just stood for any,
44:23
I got a bit close. So
44:25
weird. That's so weird. I
44:28
remember seeing you shuffling off up the road to
44:31
go and talk to him next to the tiny strawberries. I
44:34
remember thinking, what on earth is
44:36
she doing? I was uncomfortable. I was uncomfortable when
44:38
I was just a bystander. He was good at
44:40
finding the tiny strawberries, wasn't he, that guy? No,
44:42
that was Lars. That was the old dad. Oh,
44:45
is that someone else? That's the thing. It's all
44:47
you know about Helen because that's all you were
44:49
focused on was the sandwich keg layers. And
44:52
then what I think you want to do,
44:54
and this is particularly good in a passive
44:56
aggressive way, is
44:58
sort of ask questions to encourage
45:01
self-reflection. Hey, Karen,
45:03
when you were heading on
45:05
all the suspects, you
45:07
know, was that probably the best way
45:09
to get a confession from them? And
45:12
you know, really lead them to it, you know?
45:15
You know, Helen, what
45:17
would you have done differently other than eat
45:20
food the entire time? Helen,
45:24
if you have, you know, four servings of
45:26
breakfast, do you really think it's necessary to
45:28
then, you know, progress to the professional party
45:30
and immediately go for the snacks table? But
45:33
yeah. What, how did you think
45:35
your behaviour was in that party, Helen? I
45:37
would say the low
45:40
point was probably chatting to the sheep.
45:42
Well, exactly. The other
45:44
thing that I don't find very professional when
45:46
you know you're being recorded is you two
45:48
having some sort of like lovey marriage kind
45:51
of moment where you kind of kiss and
45:53
make weird noises. I don't
45:55
ever want to hear that
45:58
ever again. I
46:00
am... Yum.
46:04
Keep me in joy. You
46:07
got anywhere? No, you. Yeah,
46:09
the dead father. The...the danku.
46:12
And...just, um... this is interesting,
46:14
isn't it? Of course it's
46:16
interesting. Both, um... We're eating sandwich cake
46:18
made of cream cheese. God knows what. I
46:20
don't want to be listening to that. Ha
46:22
ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm
46:25
sorry, but you're in this too deep. You're not going to
46:27
get out of it. Yeah, I'll start over your relationship. You've
46:31
been promoted to our third wheel.
46:33
Congratulations. So all I
46:35
ask is for us to just listen and learn and
46:37
change. Yes?
46:43
Will you do that? I
46:46
can hear you there. Stop ignoring me. Coming
46:49
up next. Then I think
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