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Hello friends, worldwide
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podcast fans, and fellow
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mystery enthusiasts. Today's mystery
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is unbelievable. Literally, like
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some people just don't
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believe it. We've got
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a story full of
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aliens and UFOs, and
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maybe a slice of
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pie. So strap in
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for a wild, unidentified
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ride. I'm Carly Q,
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and this is Who
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When Wow Mystery Edition.
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Just as fast and
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wild, many things have
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brought us to this
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day. As history has
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been compiled, some important
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details are slipped away.
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In our spectacular shared
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existence, we consider it
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a business to recognize
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a few of humane...
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It started out as a normal work
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day at Butthead. Morning, good morning, good
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morning, people! Well, that stands for
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the Bureau of Universal Time Travel
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Historical Exploration Division, in case you
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didn't know. Or maybe we are
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a department? Hey. Honestly, I always
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forget which. Actually, you're on vacation.
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How was it? Morning, Charlie. It's actually
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hard. My day job is to
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catalog random historical events. They come
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to me on thumb drives dropped
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down a vacuum tube from upstairs.
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Catalog event 1941 Julie Anna the
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Great Dane extinguished an incendiary bomb
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by being on it awarded the
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Blue Cross Medal. Well that is
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a weird one catalogued. But every
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so often I get a different
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kind of file. A time-sealed event.
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Event 1969. Yes, bright lights. Now
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we're talking boxes. And this is
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when my real work begins. When
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my lunch break comes, I use
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Butthead's time-travelling elevator to go back
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in time and investigate whatever's being
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hidden on the file. Yes, Nibbles,
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I hear ya. I know, Nibbles.
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I also wish that you could
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co-host the podcast with me. Oh,
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and that's my rat friend Nibbles.
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I like to bring her with
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me when I go investigate. I
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feel like we have real chemistry,
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and the stories, we could tell.
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If you're new here, you might
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not believe me, but Nibbles can
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talk. She can speak here, but
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she can speak when we go
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back in time, for some reason.
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Oh no. Be cool. Despite plenty
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of break rooms upstairs. Hi Lewis.
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For some reason he just loves
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coming down here to bug me.
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What were you just talking to?
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What? Nobody. No no no no
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no no no no. I definitely
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heard you talking to someone. A
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rat? What is this, Carly Q
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School for Wayward Rodents? Yes it
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is, in fact, and we're taking
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applications so you can drop yours
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off right now. I'm serious. Are
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you making friends with all the
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vermin down here or just this
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one? She's not vermin. She's a
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very sweet animal, and she's very
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smart. How do you know she's
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smart? Can she use the calculator?
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Can she type? Wait. Are you
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trying to train her to do
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your job? No, but that is
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actually not a terrible terrible idea.
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nibbles if you're doing weird experiments
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down here I am totally gonna
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have to bust you unless you
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let me in on it you
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wish no nibbles and I were
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friends I talked to her all
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the time okay she gets me
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nibbles gets you and I've learned
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a lot of things from her.
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Did you know rats are actually
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very clean? They tidy themselves up
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like cats. It's a myth that
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a rat could understand you, Carly.
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Clearly you're myth taken. I am
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so funny! I think it's time
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to call an exterminator. No! No,
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she's my special body! Oh, sad.
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But you better not let the
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bosses kept you harboring rodents down
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here. I'll email you the phone
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number for that exterminator. I... So
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gross. Oh my gosh, does he
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know how to push my buttons
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or what? I am so frustrated.
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I need to go crumble some
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paper! Don't worry. I only crumpled
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one sheet and I recycled it.
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I feel better. Anyway, after my
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paper crumpling calmed down routine, it
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was time to investigate this time-sealed
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mystery. I pulled out my AI
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assistant H Dad to see if
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he could help me figure it
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out. Got anything on these keywords
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H Dad? Berkshires, 1969, bright lights.
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Analyzing, analyzing, at a lightfold emoji.
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Does that mean you have an
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idea or are you just referencing
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the bright lights thing? Both. most
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likely refers to the Berkshore's UFO
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sighting of 1960. UFO as in...
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That's right, unidentified, lying out yet.
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A UFO sighting? Yes! If you've
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been listening to this podcast, which
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you haven't been because it doesn't
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exist, then you know that I'm
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fascinated by anything relating to aliens
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or the supernatural. This is happening.
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I actually have somewhat of a
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habit of thinking everything is related
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to aliens or the supernatural. But
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for once, I might actually be
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right. funhead employees. The part of
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your day where you and your
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colleagues watch each other eats will
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begin momentarily. Yes!
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Time to go investigate some aliens!
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Well, well, well, look what the
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rat dragged in. Good one, Odie.
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You used rat instead of cat
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because of nibbles. That is hilarious.
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Stop trying to butter me up,
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basement companion. It wasn't that funny.
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Fair enough. Can I ask your
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advice? If I say no, you're
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going to ask anyway? Absolutely. Fire
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away, then. So earlier today, Lewis
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heard me talking to my friend
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Nibbles, the rat, and acted like
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I was being totally silly for
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thinking she could understand me. But
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I know she does. I can
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actually talk with her when we
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go back in time. How do
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I make Lewis believe me? I
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basement companion, why does his opinion
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matter so much to you? Because
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he's wrong. Shouldn't I try to
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convince him of what's right if
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he's totally and completely incorrect? One
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who knows the truth in their
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heart need not persuade others. I'm
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confused. I need facts before I
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can know the truth, right? Exactly
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so. Now, where are you hoping
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to go today? The Berkshires for
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a UFO sighting in 1969. Ah,
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the summer of love. I remember
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it well. Were you a kid
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or? I was in the elevator.
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Wait, how? Let's review the time
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travel rules, okay? When you go
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to the past, you can't change
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or stop anything, so don't try.
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You may observe and ask questions,
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but do not meddle. Understand? I
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understand. You know about the card
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reader, the key card, and remember,
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you must be back here before
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the end of your lunch break.
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Will do. The time seal on
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this file covers the whole night
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of the UFO sighting, but I
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can send you back to the
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morning after. Okay? You ready to
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go? Ready? Up for a minute.
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Thums up, emoji. Then safe travel
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and space can go back. When
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I tell
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you I
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fell in
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love with
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the Berkshires in 1969... I really
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mean it. The old cars, the
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old buildings? Well, I mean, they
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weren't old then. Now. Anyway, it
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was beautiful. And the trees were
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all the most incredible shades of
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reds and oranges and greens. Wow,
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don't you just love fall nibbles?
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You know, my great, great, great,
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great grandmother was at that famous
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rock concert event, Bradstock. Uh, I
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think you mean woodstock. Nope. This
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was a concert in 1969 with
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a bunch of people in tie-dyed
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clothes. Fin about peace and love.
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Right, yes, woodstock. And cheese. Peace,
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love, and cheese. Okay, well maybe
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it was rat stock then, but
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I... Hey, look, a sign for
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a diner. The village on the
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green. Looks like it's just down
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the street. Maybe we could order
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a slice of pie with a
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side of clues. What do you
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say? Diners have pie nibbles and
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pie is always a good idea.
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Come on, let's go. If I
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had arms, you'd be twisting them.
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Take me to pie! How great
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would it be to actually prove
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that UFOs exist? But I could
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be famous. Well, maybe not with
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the whole time travel thing. I'm
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not actually sure how fame works
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if I saw a time sealed
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event from the past, like would
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I be famous here or in
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the future? Basically, UFOs do exist.
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What? UFO stands for an unidentified
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flying object. Okay, I thought I
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turned this thing on. So anything
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in the sky that can't be
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identified is a UFO. But what
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if we can prove that aliens
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were the ones flying those objects?
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Ooh, that would probably be a
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big deal. H-dad, do you have
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anything else on the supposed sighting
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here? Analyzing. Analyzing. Analyzing. Analyzing. Analyzing.
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You know H-dad, today I am
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not even annoyed that you won't
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have this answer for a- What?
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No. Because look, we just got
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to the diner. And it's pie
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time. Yummy piece of moji. I'll
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just head back inside the backpack.
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I'm not very popular in restaurants.
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Make sure this hit me some
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pie, OK? Of course I will.
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Eating some pie in the past,
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past pie. Time travel pie is
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better than real time pie. I
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thought that only happened in movies.
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Um, hi? Welcome to the Village
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on the Green Diner. Are you
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here from the FBI to investigate
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the lights? Yes. Yes I am.
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I'm Agent Pi, son. Yep, yep,
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yep, agent Pison from the FBI.
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That's me. Oh, thank you for
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coming. No, we don't need the
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FBI here, Mabel. There's a logical
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explanation for the lights, and everyone
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just needs to calm down. Hogwash!
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This was aliens, plain and simple,
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Bobby. I saw the lights in
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the sky! You need to gain
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control of this, Agent Tyson! Right.
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Agent Rat. Girl. Okay, hold on,
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hold on. I want to hear
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what happened last night, but I
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can't hear anything if everyone keeps
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talking over each other. Now. Before
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we get down to business, can
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I please get a slice of
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that cherry pie? Right away. Okay.
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So, who else? What's the most
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interesting story here about seeing the
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lights? Oh, you should talk to
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Jonathan over there. I think he
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goes to school with the reed
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boy. He said he heard all
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about it. Right Jonathan? Uh, yeah,
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sure, I guess. Here's your pie.
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Thank you. Mm. We're delicious. Oh,
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right. Jonathan. What do you got?
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Well, it was my friend Thomas.
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See, he was in the car
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with his mom, and Granny, and
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his brother. Thomas' family actually owned
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this diner, and I think they
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were going home last night after
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they closed or something. Thomas was
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in the back seat with his
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brother. They never get to sit
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up front, just like me and
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my sister. Even if there's not
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another grown-up in the car. Which
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is totally not fair, if you
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ask me. I mean, if no
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one is sitting there, why can't?
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So I heard there was a
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big bright light that just appeared
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behind the trees while they were
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driving home When they drove over
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that bridge the Shuffield bridge The
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light was a little higher in
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the sky and it was really
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bright So bright they could see
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the inside of the car and
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then and then are you gonna
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need the rest of that pie?
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Yes, but right now. I really
13:03
need to know what Thomas told
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you As if all of a
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sudden they were in this huge
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building. Like one of those places
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where they parked airplanes, you know?
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A hangar? They were in a
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hanger? Yeah, that. And there were
13:19
more lights there in the hallway.
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And room with rounded walls? I
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don't know. I think Thomas couldn't
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remember it. He said it felt
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like a dream he had or
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something, and I sort of zoned
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out after a while. Tell them
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what happened next, Johnny? Tell them.
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Oh yeah, that's the cool part.
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So all of a back in
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the car. What? Just like that?
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Yeah. Except everything outside was quiet.
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Like silent. No sound anywhere at
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all. Whoa. And that's when Thomas
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said he noticed that his mother
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and his grandmother had switched seats.
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What? And then everything went back
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to normal all of a sudden.
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Can I have a bite of
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that? Huh? Oh, yeah, well, okay,
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I guess. Wait, no! I don't
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believe a word of it. Why
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not? Thomas wouldn't just make that
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up. I saw the lights, too.
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And so did lots of people.
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Folks kept calling into the radio
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station sharing their accounts of where
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they saw it. And my brother's
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a police officer. He said the
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phones down at the station were
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ringing all night. It sure sounds
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like a lot of people saw
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it. Not me. I didn't see
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anything and I'm not the only
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one. Well then what do you
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think happened? How do you explain
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so many people seeing the same
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thing? Could have been a fire
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off in the distance or lights
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from a low-flying flying airplane. There's
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lots of possibilities. Why are we
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jumping right to aliens? Nobody said
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nothing about aliens. Oh, yeah, yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Okay, right. You're right.
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We got to get out of
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here. Let me, oh. Oh, that's
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it. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay, right. You're right. We got
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to get out of here. Let
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me just get in the right
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of time. Oh, that was intense.
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Oh, well. They were suddenly a
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passionate. Yeah, but I
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get it. If they're right about
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what they saw, it could mean
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aliens are actually real. Except that
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doesn't mean we're any closer to
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the truth because I don't know
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what to believe. Maybe we should
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ask you a dad machine. Oh,
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good idea. Okay, H-dad, I know
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you probably want another two weeks
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to analyze... Or not? Just when
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you count him out, he's back
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in the game, baby! Okay, so
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what are the most popular theories
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about the UFO sighting here? It
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was all meet-up. Meetup, but why
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would somebody do that? According to
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a top UFO researcher, people lie
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about UFO sightings for three reasons.
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One, to create mischief. Two, to
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make money off their story. Or
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three, to make UFO experts look
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foolish. I don't know about that.
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The diner folks who thought they
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saw it seemed pretty convinced. Theory
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two? The government conducted an experiment
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on the residence of the Bircher.
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Whoa! What kind of experiment? Mind
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control? Faked memories? Flying saucer identification
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tests? Maybe testing people's reaction to
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bright lights? You know, I feel
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like I'm being tested on dim
16:31
lights down in the butthead basement,
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and let me tell you, the
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results are not good. The goals
16:38
of the alleged experiments are unclear.
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Okay, any more theories? Theory 3?
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It actually happened. Really? So it
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is possible that this UFO was
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real, that it actually came from
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outer space? Researchers call it the
16:52
most convincing UFO sighting in history.
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In 2015, the Great Barrington Historical
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Society found Thomas Reed, the boy
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who claimed to be a witness.
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They brought him in for a
17:03
polygraph test. Oh, a lie detector!
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Well, what do they find? He
17:08
passed the test. And as a
17:10
result, locating audio clip? To all
17:12
interested parties, the Great Barrington Historical
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Society has formerly and officially inducted
17:17
the first off-world slash UFO case
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in US history. A historical society?
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That's pretty convincing. But how do
17:23
I know for sure? How do
17:26
I decide what the truth is
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when everybody on both sides seems
17:30
so sure about what they believe?
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You know, what you human beings
17:35
really believe something. It can be
17:37
very difficult to convince you otherwise.
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Maybe the truth depends on what
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information you have. That's a really
17:44
good point. The information we have
17:46
is pretty limited, but it sure
17:48
does seem like there was something
17:50
up in the sky that night.
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in five minutes. All eating
18:02
in miscellaneous lunch adventures must
18:04
end in five minutes. Oh,
18:06
miscellaneous lunch adventures, that's us. Come
18:09
on, we gotta get back to
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the elevator. Let's go! Welcome
18:42
back, basement companion. Did
18:44
you find any aliens? Not quite.
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There were lots of people who
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saw all the bright lights, and
18:50
some of them 100% believe that
18:53
it was a UFO from out
18:55
of this world. But then others
18:57
seem convinced that there must be
18:59
a more logical, not aliens explanation.
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Honestly, I don't know how I'm
19:03
supposed to get a clear answer.
19:05
It's like, the truth is a
19:07
slippery thing. It's like... One who
19:10
knows the truth in their heart
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need not persuade others
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It's like sometimes there are
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things that are true or
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are true to you and
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it doesn't matter what other
19:23
people think That's what you
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meant with your riddle Exactly
19:27
correct. Sometimes you have to
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be okay with people not
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believing what you believe and
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that is some real truth
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Wow Thanks for
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all your help
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today, Odie. You're
19:43
welcome, basement companion.
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Till next time. Hey,
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Nibbles, you ever think about
19:50
what it would be like
19:52
to go to space? Hey,
19:54
hey, they're calling you! Shh!
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Nibbles, Lewis is coming!
19:59
Oh no! Are you supertending
20:01
that rat can understand
20:03
you? I am not
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pretending. No? Okay. What's
20:07
its name again? Nibbles.
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And she's a she.
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Nibbles. Listen up. I
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want you to prove
20:16
that you can understand
20:18
us. Sing the birthday
20:20
song while dancing the
20:22
chacha. Ready? One, two,
20:24
three. Go! Hmm. And
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she's just sitting there.
20:29
What a surprise. You
20:31
know what, Lewis? I
20:33
don't have to prove
20:35
anything to you, and
20:37
neither does nibbles. You're
20:40
entitled to your opinion,
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but I have the
20:44
facts and my own
20:46
personal experience to back
20:48
me up. Well, la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-a-da-da-a-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-
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When I walked in
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this morning, I certainly
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wouldn't have guessed that
20:57
I'd travel back to
20:59
1969 to investigate a
21:01
UFO. But that's what
21:03
I love about doing
21:05
this. Every day is
21:07
a new discovery. Okay,
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you got some moves
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there, my rat sister.
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Happy Happy birthday to
21:16
you too. And if
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you're wondering what I'll
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find on my next
21:22
time sealed adventure. Well,
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I guess you'll just
21:27
have to tune in
21:29
next time. Until then,
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this is Carly Q
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signing off from this
21:35
UFP, Unidentified Flying Podcast.
21:37
And remember, you never heard
21:40
this. Unless you're an alien,
21:42
then call me. Handshake emoji
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high five emoji for Tinkercast
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the executive producers are Guy
21:48
Ross Mindy Thomas and Meredith
21:50
Halper and Ranser the shows
21:53
are written by Aaron White
21:55
Daniel Nikki Tom Van Kalkin,
21:57
Kenny Curtis and Mindy Thomas.
21:59
Carly Sharaki is a producing
22:01
consultant. Big shout-outs to Jed
22:03
Anderson, Steve Sosa, Henry Moskul,
22:05
Jessica Bodie, Natasha Krendel, Rebecca
22:08
Kaban, Sona Ali Mohammed, Anna
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Danaker, Anna Zagorski, and the
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rest of a team at
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Tinkercast. Megaphone emoji, A Plause
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Emogy, Who When Wow's theme
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song was composed and performed
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by the pop-ups. For more
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information on their three-time Grammy
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nominated, all-nom all-nom music, all-ages
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music, Find them at the
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pop-ups.com. Producers for Genzi Media
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are David Kriesman, Ben Strauss,
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Chris Terry, Claire McClanahan, and
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Amy Servini at GZM shows.com.
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Sound design and editing is
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by Chris Terry, an Oeded
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Lev Ari, voice editing by
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Yoni Rekham. Headphones emoji, microphone
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emoji, thumbs-up emoji. Original music
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was created by Jennifer Ro
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Camp, and voice direction is
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handled by David Kriesman. Our
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main cast features Carly Sharaki
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as Carly Q. Brandon Salerno
22:59
as Lewis. Melissa Vandership as
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Nibbles the Rat. Kenny Curtis
23:04
as H-Dad and Angela DeSai
23:06
as Odi. Want to explore
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Who When Wow's mysteries even
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further? You can find free
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activities and resources to extend
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the wow at Who Went
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wow.com. And if you have
23:19
a time-sealed mystery you want
23:21
Carly Q to explore, email
23:23
us at Hello at takercast.
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H-D-D powering off.
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