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thanks for meeting with me today
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i can tell you're nervous don't be
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this is a formality it
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was a quiet afternoon at base with
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the rest of the group seemingly having gone
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home for the evening the sun
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through the windows illuminated the dust particles
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in the living room the mood was warm
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and sleepy present situation
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standing and was right
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from as per usual i was nervous
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i felt my jaw clenching and made a conscious
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effort to relaxes though it clinched
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again as soon as i stopped paying attention to
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it and was collected
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and prepared and simultaneously
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relaxed like a star pupil confidently
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giving a presentation they know that they did a perfect
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job on sometimes i could feel
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myself tense up when she was that
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put together he reminded
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me of tie better rage in those moments superficially
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through no fault of her own of course this
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demeanor was a tool and they were both
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using this tool but two different
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ends we sat on
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opposite sides of the coffee table which
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had folder spread across it's entire surface
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i took a sip of my coffee it was black
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and bitter my throat so little
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scratchy today can i get some
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honey for this i asked scratchy
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from practicing the michael voice
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she asked
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how
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there you i slammed my
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coffee cup on the table well i didn't
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slam it because i didn't wanna get coffee everywhere
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but i sat it down as hard as i could
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so the bit didn't really work but at least
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i tried and i had been practicing
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the michael voice but only because mike didn't
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know how to do the michael voice and it almost got him
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into hot water in one of the missions and
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edgar likes the cowboys
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but and doesn't need to know any of this regardless
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i'm pretty sure we're out of honey and replied
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oh and why's that is it because we're so far
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in the future that all the bees are extinct
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i asked and last nice
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dry mikey boy said since it's funny
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not going to rule it out though she winked
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at me you could be at any time
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past present or future it's important
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that you don't know for the sake of the stability
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of this conversation the for
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the interview i had looked around living
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room in the base in whatever time i was
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currently in it looked remarkably
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like the living room i was used to lounging around
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in when there wasn't work to be done the
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same television same couches
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same table all of which didn't
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look any worse for wear the
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same picture of the whole base of the corrections
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party that establish this version of the base
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everyone still alive reality
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still being the one that i was familiar with
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i didn't think that she had move me far from my native
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time of course
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i replied but can you at least
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tommy which an you are nope
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can't do that either she replied for
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the same reasons anyone who would want to
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intervene in this conversation would have to figure
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out which and to compromise i
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squinted at her knowing ahead of time that
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i wasn't going to be able to tell the difference
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my an and the and sent from her organization
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weren't like myself mike and michael
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they were similar to the point of being
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indiscernible from one another they
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didn't have conveniently placed facial
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scars like the hunters they didn't
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go by separate name's they
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were both an they saw
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themselves as the same person i
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disagreed there had been more
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mike walters is than i could keep track of at this
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point i'd watched some of them die
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i knew that others had died and
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didn't physically affect me it
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didn't affect the mike's and latvia the came after
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me they weren't connected in the same
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way that the past is connected to the present
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and the present is connected to the future
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the mike's we're all different people
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from my perspective which meant that
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the and had to be different people to
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even if i could always tell them apart and
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are you aware of the reason for these interviews
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and asked she wrote something down on her
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notebook i know that you are because
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you are present for the vin citing incident but
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as a formality i'm just going to the checklist
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like i'm going to with everyone here the first
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interview so this is also a little bit of a practice
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run someone
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killed elder hunter and we have
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to figure out who it is before the hunters figure
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out that it happened i said ding
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ding ding we have a winner she replied
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do you think the these interviews are gonna work
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almost every one it current basis from this time
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and the murder presumably happens in the future
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i said well without letting on
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too much she said this is part
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of a multi pronged approach to the situation
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we are not the only group trying to figure this out
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though the other and i
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replied no more for me even
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when i said is too much she replied it
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you could figure that out i think through
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the interviews and this present might not result
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in figuring out what happened it
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could give us a more holistic snapshot
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of the entire events if we can
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get a good idea of what the circumstances might
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be than that would be a good start and
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least yeah that makes sense
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i said oh into i
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didn't kill elder hunter so artist
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to get that out of the way the
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and smirked oh you're saying you
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didn't kill him well as he say so than
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i guess we can just skip right over that question
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ha i'm not getting look getting
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actually wrote it down as the first question did
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you kill elder hunter me no and gonna
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say yes but that's silly what i look if they
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would have said yes and i didn't ask they
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are point especially with me there's
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a chance that if it had been me than i would
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have just told you i said there's
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a good chance you would have she said moving
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along out here's a mike specific question
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what do you recall about the night in question
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the elder hunter incident if you
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will let's see
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edgar and i were watching i'm thinking of ending
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things a so my can never watch again
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elder hunter fell into the cabin around
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nine pm a he was already dead when
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he got there from there there are
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two realities that i remember
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one where i called punish hunter and he told
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me to kill edgar to keep him from talking
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i tried to send elder hunter away to the
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over security program but punish hunter
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found me ruff me up on knocks
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me out and set me back to my cabin
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and sent edgar to mesa arizona
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i guess to buy me some time
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and to keep edgar from talking
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and
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the other reality which i guess
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is this one are you and me showed
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up to the cabin and told my keen edgar to
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mind their own business and to
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never mentioned this to any hunter for
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any reason and then we moved
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elder hunter using the calculator though
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just the events that we corrected and
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us doing the correction itself she
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asked of
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course yeah just the two what do you mean
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i asked though you don't remember
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any other innovations of that event she
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asked
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no i squinted at
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her
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are there other interactions of that
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events that's not
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for me to disclose she said
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are you saying that because you don't know
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or because you do know and the answer is
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yes is asked from
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there from there two realities that i
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remember one where i called
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punish hunter and he told me to kill edgar
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to keep him from talking i
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tried to send elder hunter a waste of the over
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security program but punish hunter found
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me ruff me up on knocked me
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out and set me back to my cabin
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and sent edgar tube mesa arizona
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i guess to buy me some time
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and to keep edgar from talking in
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the other reality which i guess is
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this one are you and me showed up to the
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cabin and told my keen edgar to
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mind their own business and to
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never mention this to any hunter for
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any reason and then we moved
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elder hunter using the calculator though
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just the events that we corrected and
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us doing the correction itself she
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asked of
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course yeah just the two what do you mean
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i asked though you don't remember
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any other innovations of that event she
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asked
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no
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granted at her are there
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other interactions of that event that's
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not for me to disclose she
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said are you saying that
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because you don't know or because
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you do know and the answer is yes
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is asked you have successfully
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pinpointed what i'm closing
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she replied you know having
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recounted that night for the first time in some
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time some of those details
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do feel like the hunters issuing corrections
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issuing corrections hunter didn't
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kill edgar even though he clearly wanted
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to he knew where to find me
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and he kept me from using the security program
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with who knows what happens if he hadn't done that
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so they were probably more than two ways
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that night played out but , sounds
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like a question from michael if anyone
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remembers than it's him i said said
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got about ten completely different realities
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under his belt from what i can tell i'll
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ask him in his interview next week by
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the way you know why he said he wasn't
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available to the interview until next week she
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asked he didn't say anything
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to me i said i don't see
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what reason he would have it's not like he's doing
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anything else anything else that
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we're allowed to know about and corrected
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me you would do well to remember
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that he's not a member of your base
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he's a member of base ten years from now
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he takes orders from them first not
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us and that base works him on
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s r t so if something is going to take
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a week then he'll be busy for we the
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area srt there's new
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lingo i asked simulated
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real time as in if a job takes two hours
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and when you come back it'll be two hours later we already
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do this she said i picked
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it up from an right
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you picked it up from an end
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you aren't the other am sure
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and given
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it like a brady bunch and made an important point
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i sometimes sounded too easy to forget
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that mike and michael weren't working with us
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first and foremost they were issuing
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corrections and those corrections of course had to
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be handed down by a later it ration of
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the base with a better vantage points
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and we had that was the entire
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reason that they were here and by here
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i do mean latvia i visited
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with my coffee cup nervously michael
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has been acting suspiciously
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or i suppose more accurately
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he did something suspicious recently
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oh what did he do and asked
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the as you know relative to my time
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i just got back from a corrections mission with the last
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year crew regarding the glacier incident
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i explained that mission went smoothly
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we had some unexpected help which really
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michael should detail in his report because
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he was the only one that knew what was going on
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then michael did something really strange
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at the end of that mission i brought up this interview
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as in you interviewing me about the death
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of elder hunter mike reacted
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normally but michael got snappy
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with us as soon as i breached the subject we
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were getting along fine i remember
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the mood been really high after action packed
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mission just went off without a hitch then his
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mood switched in an instant and he wanted to get
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us all out of there and away from each other and least
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that's what it felt like in that was a big
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red flag and noted what
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i said in her notebook only looking up
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at me when she was done writing you're
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right mikey that is quite suspicious
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i must say do you
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think that he did it i
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asked well michael's
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a hard nut to crack you know that and
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said the easy explanation
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is the yeah he feels guilty about killing
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elder hunter or is worried that i'm going to
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find him out and then he snapped at you that
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he could also be aware that acting like that
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would make him look suspicious and so
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he's strong suspicion on to himself in order
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to protect someone that's how
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michael sees himself he's a protector
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the call himself a sheepdog and the sheep that
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he's hurting our the mike's in the edgar's so
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there's a significant chance that he's trying to draw attention
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to himself in order to take the heat off of
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one of you that being said
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that self awareness doesn't end there maybe
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he knows that i would know that it would be too
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simple for him to be the culprit
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maybe he knows
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that i would suspect that he's protecting someone
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in that would take suspicion off of him so
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maybe he did do it and by acting like he's guilty
13:50
he thinks that that will make him look innocent
13:52
regardless you
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the exactly what he wanted you to do and told
13:56
me about it at least that i'm pretty
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sure of
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the
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it into my coffee cup while she spoke and
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how many layers deep do you think you have to go
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before you find what level he's actually on
14:07
and shroud dinner rowley
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die maybe whatever number it lands on is
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how many layers deep his reasoning goes edgar's
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got a d twenty in a drawer and our bedroom
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i think i said my
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need more sides and that maybe a random number
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generator and said at
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the coffee cup down on the table gently this
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time that help it all i
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asked i feel like we ended back at square
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one oh absolutely she
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said i thought it was possible but
14:34
you've given some credence the idea that michael
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knows what happened it does seem likely
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that he was either involved or he's protecting
14:40
someone who was involved either way
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he's not and unaware party he
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paused for a moment and i could see her studying
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my face correctly deducing that i
14:49
was deciding whether or not selling michael of the
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river had been worth it
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the you feel
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alright that you told me about
14:56
that i know that michael is you
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and you've essentially implicated him
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is this hard for you no
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it's fine i close my eyes for
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a moment i think that you're
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right that michael wanted me to tell
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you and even if he didn't i think
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that i was right to tell you michael
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is a mike he's one of us
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but mike's need to be wrangled every now
15:20
and then even the mike lee says that he's
15:22
the sheepdog you don't have to
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explain that to me and teased besides
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you're not gonna kill him or anything i
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said we just need to figure out exactly
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what happened and when in order to keep
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base from violating this hunter hartley
15:36
agreement who said
15:38
anything about not killing michael and
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asked why we're not
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killing michael i said i
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mean mike if he did it i
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could feel a lump in my throat i
15:50
swallowed hard and look the an beginning to
15:52
stand up on consciously i don't know
15:54
what my body was planning for me run
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run out of the door of base and than what to
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tell my what i'd done phillies
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whatever it was it wasn't something on the conscious
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level i felt like an animal who
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didn't realize it was stepping on a trap until
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it was too late had
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a look of surprise on her face
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oh no mikey i'm so sorry i was kidding
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i thought you knew that i was getting a oh no
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you're actually worried mikey
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i'm so sorry i thought that you would pick
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up on the joke know of course i'm not
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going to kill michael or anyone else involved
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in this
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there will be corrections and they will be consequences
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and they might be severe when nobody's
16:32
getting the death penalty over
16:36
i now need to lie down i said
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i didn't understand why that i cause
16:41
such a severe reaction and me yeah
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sure she said sorry
16:46
bad joke i lay down on the couch
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that i'd been sitting on i should have joked
16:51
about that your him after also
16:53
in a very real sense i made a joke
16:55
about killing you and considering
16:58
your track record us you
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have every right to be touchy about that not
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me i shot back sternly
17:06
and i don't know why i reacted like
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that kill him for all i care okay
17:11
if you say so and says we
17:14
can talk about something else now would be
17:16
a find time to change the subject you made it most
17:19
of the way through the checklist okay
17:21
change the subject of what i asked
17:24
candid that thing for you sit up straight by bouncing
17:26
onto the balls of your feet for like a split second
17:28
with your hands on your knees it's not standing
17:30
or even have standing because you never put your body weight
17:33
over your knees but it's also not just sitting
17:35
up because you do take your weight off of your but
17:38
but there's gotta be a word for this so i googled it
17:40
in turns out there's not an all the ads i
17:42
get her fur ball pit bulls and knee braces
17:45
i do hope you understand what i'm trying to describe
17:47
she put her weight on the balls her feet for a split second
17:50
and she uses movement to get closer to the edge
17:52
of the seat at which point she sat up straight
17:55
how is they're not already a word for this we
17:57
know what let's make up a word for it posture
17:59
bouncing and posture bounced
18:01
into a more upright position and change the subject
18:04
okay i'll start with a straight question just
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like with the hunter sauce and said are
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you mustard seed no
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i'm not and i'm tired of people
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assuming that i am i said and
18:17
you're not just saying that because you couldn't prove that
18:19
mustard seed had ever contacted you she
18:21
asked because they never
18:23
have i said what would
18:26
i gained from being mustard seed
18:29
me and said but they've
18:31
messaged every one but you and they've been posting
18:33
wobegon guides on reddit so smells
18:35
like you
18:37
the know like me why would i post a
18:39
wobegon guide to reddit i asked
18:41
i don't know she said but
18:43
they're guide has the hand thing i never
18:46
did the hand thing only you did you know the
18:48
the hand saying with the song
18:50
yes i remember the hand
18:52
saying i said and yes
18:54
i know that i was the only one of the two of
18:56
us to do it
18:57
ryan said that it was to score more points because
19:00
i was in the lead and yep saying that
19:02
out loud now i realize that was definitely
19:04
bullshit and he was just trying to fuck with me
19:07
successfully i might add why
19:09
would i post a guide i don't want
19:11
people playing and if i did one people
19:13
playing them i wouldn't want people to cheese
19:15
that challenge by finding the song without putting in
19:18
any work do you know how many hours
19:20
i spent scrubbing through every song
19:22
with the word points in it listen
19:25
to eight hundred and fifty songs
19:27
before i found the right one okay
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thanks for meeting with me today
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i can tell you're nervous don't be
22:19
this is a formality
22:21
it was acquired afternoon at base
22:23
with the rest of the group seemingly having gone
22:25
home for the evening listen
22:27
to the windows illuminated the dust particles
22:30
in the living room the mood was warm
22:32
and sleepy prison situation
22:34
know withstanding and was right
22:37
as per usual i was nervous
22:40
i felt my jaw clenching and made a conscious
22:42
effort to relaxes to sell weed clinched
22:44
again as soon as i stepped paying attention to
22:46
it and was collected
22:48
and prepared and simultaneously
22:50
relaxed like a star pupil confidently
22:53
giving a presentation they know that they did a perfect
22:55
job on sometimes i could feel
22:57
myself tense up when she was that put
23:00
together he reminded me
23:02
of tie better rage in those moments superficially
23:05
through no fault of her own of course this
23:07
demeanor was a tool and they were both
23:10
using this tool but two different
23:12
ends we sat on
23:14
opposite sides of the coffee table which
23:16
had folder spread across it's entire surface
23:18
i took a sip of my coffee it was black
23:21
and bitter my throat so little
23:23
scratchy today can i get some
23:25
honey for this for this scratchy
23:28
from practicing the michael voice
23:30
she asked how
23:33
, you i slammed my
23:35
coffee cup on the table well i didn't
23:37
slam it because i didn't want to get coffee everywhere
23:40
but i sat down as hard as i could
23:42
so the bit didn't really work but at least
23:44
i tried and i had been practicing
23:46
the michael voice but only because mike didn't
23:48
know how to do the michael voice and it almost got him
23:50
into hot water in one of the missions and
23:54
edgar likes the cowboys
23:57
but and doesn't need to know any of this
23:59
guard with i'm pretty sure we're out of honey and
24:02
replied oh and why is that is
24:04
a because we're so far in the future that all the bees
24:06
are extinct i asked and
24:08
last nice dry mikey boy
24:11
said since it's funny not
24:13
going to rule it out though she winked at me
24:16
you could be at any time past present
24:18
or future it's important that you
24:20
don't know for the sake of the stability of this
24:22
conversation the for the
24:24
interview i had looked around the living
24:26
room in the base in whatever time i was
24:28
currently in it looked remarkably
24:30
like the living room i was used to lounging around
24:33
in when there wasn't work to be done the
24:35
same television same couches
24:37
same table all of which didn't
24:39
look any worse for wear the
24:41
same picture of the whole base of the corrections
24:43
party that establish this version of the base
24:46
everyone still alive reality
24:49
still being the one that i was familiar with
24:51
i didn't think that she had move me far from my native
24:54
time of course
24:56
i replied but can you at least
24:59
tommy which an your nope
25:01
can't do that either she replied for
25:03
the same reasons anyone who would want to
25:05
intervene in this conversation would have to figure
25:07
out which and to compromise i
25:10
squinted at her knowing ahead of time that
25:12
i wasn't going to be able to tell the difference
25:14
my an and the and sent from her organization
25:17
weren't like myself mike and michael
25:19
they were similar to the point of being indiscernible
25:22
from one another they didn't have
25:25
conveniently placed facial scars like
25:27
the hunters they didn't go by separate
25:29
name's they were both an
25:32
they saw themselves as the same person
25:35
i disagreed there had been
25:37
more mike walters is than i could keep track of
25:39
at this point i'd watched some of them
25:41
die i knew that others had died
25:43
and didn't physically affect me it
25:46
didn't affect the mike's and latvia the came after
25:48
me they weren't connected in the same
25:50
way that the past is connected to the present
25:53
and the president is connected to the future
25:56
the makes we're all different people
25:58
from my perspective which that
26:00
the and had to be different people to
26:02
even if i could always tell them apart and
26:06
are you aware of the reason for these interviews
26:09
and asked she wrote something down on her
26:11
notebook i know that you are because
26:13
you are present for the vin citing incident but
26:15
as a formality i'm just going to the checklist
26:17
like i'm going to with everyone here the first
26:20
interview so this is also a little bit of a practice
26:22
run someone
26:24
killed elder hunter and we have
26:26
to figure out who it is before the hunters figure
26:28
out that it happened i said the
26:31
ending we have a winner she replied
26:34
do you think that these interviews are gonna work
26:36
almost everyone at current basis from this time
26:39
in the murder presumably happens in the future
26:42
i said without letting on
26:44
too much she said this is part
26:46
of a multi pronged approach to the situation
26:48
we are not the only group trying to figure this out
26:51
though the other ends i
26:53
replied no more for me even
26:55
when i said as too much she replied it
26:58
you could figure that out i think through
27:00
the interviews in this present might not result
27:02
in figuring out what happened the
27:05
it could give us a more holistic snapshot
27:07
of the entire event if we can
27:09
get a good idea of what the circumstances might
27:11
be than that would be a good start at
27:13
least yeah that makes sense
27:16
i said oh into i
27:18
didn't kill elder hunter so i just
27:20
to get that out of the way and
27:22
smirked
27:23
oh you're saying you didn't kill him well
27:26
as he say so than i guess we can just skip
27:28
right over that question ha i'm
27:30
not getting look getting actually wrote it down as the first question
27:32
did you kill elder hunter let me know
27:34
and gonna say yes but now silly what i look
27:37
if they would have said yes and i didn't ask
27:39
they are point especially with me there's
27:41
a chance that if it had been me than i would
27:43
have just told you i said there's
27:46
a good chance you would have she said moving
27:48
along a here's a mike specific question
27:51
what do you recall about the night in question
27:53
the elder hunter incident if you
27:56
will let's see
27:58
edgar and i were watching thinking of ending
28:00
things a film i can never watch again
28:03
elder hunter fell into the cabin around
28:06
nine pm a he was already dead when
28:08
he got there from there there are
28:10
two realities that i remember
28:13
one where i called punish hunter and he told
28:15
me to kill edgar to keep him from talking
28:18
i tried to send elder hunter away to the
28:20
over security program but punish hunter
28:22
found me ruff me up on knocks
28:24
me out and set me back to my cabin
28:27
and sent edgar to mesa arizona
28:30
i guess to buy me some time
28:32
and to keep edgar from talking in
28:35
the other reality which i guess is
28:37
this one are you and me showed up to the
28:39
cabin and told my keen edgar to
28:41
mind their own business and to
28:43
never mentioned this to any hunter for
28:45
any reason and then we moved
28:47
elder hunter using the calculator though
28:50
just the events that we corrected and
28:52
us doing the correction itself she
28:54
asked i of
28:56
course yeah just the two what do you mean
28:59
i asked though you don't remember
29:01
any other innovations of that event she
29:03
asked
29:04
no when did it
29:06
her
29:07
are there other it aeration of that event
29:10
that's not for me to disclose
29:13
she said are you saying that
29:15
because you don't know or because
29:17
you do know and the answer is yes
29:20
i asked you have successfully
29:22
pinpointed what i'm not disclosing she
29:24
replied you know having
29:26
recounted that night for the first time in some
29:29
time some of those details
29:31
do feel like the hunters issuing corrections
29:33
on themselves hunter didn't
29:35
kill edgar even though he clearly wanted
29:37
to he knew where to find me
29:39
and he kept me from using the security program
29:41
with who knows what happens if he hadn't done that
29:44
so they were probably more than two ways
29:46
that night played out but , sounds
29:48
like a question from michael if anyone
29:50
remembers than it's him i said said
29:53
got about ten completely different realities
29:55
under his belt from what i can tell i'll
29:58
ask him in his interview next week by
30:00
the way do you know why he said he wasn't
30:02
available to the interview until next week she
30:04
asked he didn't say anything
30:07
to me i said i don't
30:09
see what reason he would have it's not like he's
30:11
doing anything else anything
30:13
else that we're allowed to know about and
30:15
corrected me you would do well to
30:17
remember that he's not a member of your base
30:20
he's base member of base ten years from now
30:23
he takes orders from them first not
30:25
us and that base works him on
30:27
s r t so if something is going to take
30:29
a week then he'll be busy for a week the
30:32
area s r t there's new
30:34
lingo i asked simulated
30:36
real time as in if a job takes two hours
30:39
and when you come back it'll be two hours later we already
30:41
do this she said i picked
30:44
it up from an right
30:46
you picked it up from an end
30:48
you aren't the other an
30:50
sure an
30:52
getting it like a brady bunch and made an important
30:55
point i sometimes sounded too
30:57
easy to forget that mike and michael weren't
30:59
working with us first and foremost
31:01
they were issuing corrections and those corrections
31:03
of course had to be handed down by a later
31:06
aeration of the base with a better
31:08
vantage point and we had that
31:10
was the entire reason that they were here and
31:12
by here ideal meal latvia i
31:15
figured it with my coffee cup nervously
31:17
michael has been acting suspiciously
31:20
or i suppose more accurately
31:22
he did something suspicious recently
31:25
oh what did he do and asked
31:28
the as you know relative to my time
31:30
i just got back from a corrections mission with the last
31:32
year crew regarding the glacier incident
31:35
i explained that mission went smoothly
31:37
we had some unexpected help which really
31:40
michael should detail in his report because
31:42
he was the only one that knew what was going on
31:45
then michael did something really strange
31:48
at the end of that mission i brought up this interview
31:50
as in you interviewing me about the
31:52
death of elder hunter mike reacted
31:54
normally but michael got snappy
31:56
with us as soon as i breached the subject we
31:59
were getting along line i remember
32:01
the mood been really high after action packed
32:03
mission just went off without a hitch then his
32:05
mood switched in an instant and he wanted to get
32:07
us all out of there and away from each other at least
32:09
that's what it felt like and that was a big
32:11
red flag and noted what
32:14
i said in her notebook only looking up
32:16
at me when she was done writing you're
32:18
right mikey that is quite suspicious
32:20
i must say do you
32:22
think that he did it i
32:24
asked well michael
32:27
a hard nut to crack you know that and
32:29
said the easy explanation
32:31
is the yeah he feels guilty about killing
32:33
elder hunter or is worried that i'm going to
32:35
find him out and then he snapped at you
32:37
you could also be aware that
32:39
acting like that would make him look suspicious
32:41
and so he's strong suspicion on to himself
32:44
in order to protect someone that's
32:46
how michael sees himself he's a protector
32:49
the call himself a sheep the morgan the sheep that
32:51
he's hurting our the makes in the edgar's so
32:53
there's a significant chance at he's trying to draw attention
32:55
to himself in order to take the heat off of
32:57
one of you that being said
32:59
that self awareness doesn't end there maybe
33:02
he knows that i would know that it would be too
33:04
simple for him to be the culprit
33:06
maybe he knows
33:07
i would suspect that he's protecting someone and
33:09
that would take suspicion off of him so
33:11
maybe he did do it and by acting like he's guilty
33:13
he thinks of that will make him look innocent
33:16
regardless you
33:17
the exactly what he wanted you to do and told
33:19
me about it at least that i'm pretty
33:21
sure of i stared into
33:23
my coffee cup while she spoke and
33:25
how many layers deep do you think you have to go
33:27
before you find what level he's actually on
33:30
and shrugged dinner rowley
33:33
die maybe whatever number it lands on is
33:35
how many layers deep his reasoning goes edgar's
33:37
got a d twenty in a drawer in our bedroom
33:39
i think i said my
33:42
need more sites and that maybe a random number
33:44
generator and said that
33:46
the coffee cup down on the table gently this
33:48
time the that help it all i
33:51
asked i feel like we ended back at square
33:53
one
33:54
oh absolutely she said
33:56
i thought it was possible but you've given some credence
33:58
the idea that michael knows
33:59
happen
34:00
it does seem likely that he was either involved
34:03
or he's protecting someone who was involved
34:05
either way he's not and unaware party
34:08
he paused for a moment and i could see her studying
34:10
my face correctly to do think that i
34:12
was deciding whether or not selling michael up the
34:14
river had been worth it
34:16
the you feel
34:17
right
34:18
that you told me about that i know
34:21
that michael is you and you've essentially
34:23
implicated him is this
34:25
hard for you no
34:28
it's fine i close my eyes for
34:30
a moment i think that you're
34:32
right that michael wanted me to tell
34:34
you and even if he didn't i think
34:36
that i was right to tell you michael
34:39
is a mike he's one of us
34:41
but mike's need to be wrangled every now
34:43
and then even the mike he says that he's
34:45
the sheepdog you don't have to
34:47
explain that to me and teased besides
34:50
you're not gonna kill him or anything i
34:52
said we just need to figure out exactly
34:55
what happened and when in order to keep
34:57
base from violating this hunter hartley
34:59
agreement who said
35:01
anything about not killing michael and
35:03
asked why we're not
35:06
killing michael i said i
35:09
mean mike if he did it i
35:11
could feel a lump in my throat i
35:13
swallowed hard and look the an beginning to
35:15
stand up on consciously i don't
35:18
know what my body was planning for me run
35:20
run out of the door of base and than what go
35:22
tell michael what i'd done phillies
35:25
whatever it was it wasn't something on the conscious
35:27
level i felt like an animal who
35:30
didn't realize it was stepping on a trap until
35:32
it was too late and
35:34
had a look of surprise on her face
35:36
oh no what mikey i'm so sorry i was kidding
35:39
i thought you knew that i was getting a oh no
35:41
you're actually worried
35:43
mikey i'm so sorry either that you would
35:45
pick up on the joke know of course
35:47
i'm not going to kill michael or anyone else involved
35:49
in this there will be corrections
35:51
and they will be consequences and they might be
35:53
severe when nobody's getting the
35:55
death penalty over it
35:59
i need to lie down i
36:02
said i didn't understand why that i
36:04
cause such a severe reaction and me yeah
36:07
sure she said sorry
36:10
bad joke i lay down on the couch
36:12
that i had been sitting on i should have joked
36:14
about that your him after also
36:16
in a very real sense i made a joke
36:18
about killing you and considering
36:21
your track record us you
36:23
have every right to be touchy about that not
36:27
me i shot back sternly
36:29
and i don't know why i reacted like
36:31
that kill him for all i care okay
36:35
if you say so and says we
36:37
can talk about something else now would be
36:40
a find time to change the subject you made it most
36:42
of the way through the checklist okay
36:44
change the subject of what i asked
36:47
the and that thing for you sit up straight by bouncing
36:49
on to the balls of your feet for like a split second
36:51
with your hands on your knees it's not standing
36:54
or even have standing because you never put your body weight
36:56
over your knees but it's also not just sitting
36:58
up because you do take your way off of your but
37:01
but there's gotta be a word for this so i googled it
37:04
in turns out there's not an all the ads i
37:06
get a fur ball pit bulls and knee braces
37:08
i do hope you understand what i'm trying to describe
37:11
she put her weight on the balls her feet for a split second
37:13
and she use this movement to get closer to the edge
37:15
of the seat at which point she sat up straight
37:18
how is they're not already a word for this you
37:20
know what let's make up a word for it posture
37:22
bouncing am posture bounced
37:24
into a more upright position and change the subject
37:28
okay i'll start with a straight question just
37:30
like with the hundred stuff and said are
37:32
you mustard seed no
37:35
i'm not and i'm tired of people
37:37
assuming that i am i said and
37:40
you're not just saying that because you couldn't prove that
37:42
mustard seed had ever contacted you she
37:45
asked because they never
37:47
have i said what would
37:49
i gained from being mustard seed
37:52
the to me and said but
37:54
they messaged everyone but you and they've been
37:56
posting wobegon guides on reddit so
37:58
smells like you
38:00
the know like me why would i post a
38:02
wobegon guide to read it i asked
38:05
i don't know she said but
38:07
they're guide has the hand thing i never
38:09
did the hand thing only you did you know that
38:11
the hand saying with the song
38:13
yes i remember as the hand
38:15
saying i said and yes
38:17
i know that i was the only one of the two of
38:20
us to do it
38:21
ryan said that it was to score more points because
38:23
i was in the lead and yep saying that
38:25
out loud now i realize that was definitely
38:27
bullshit and he was just trying to fuck with me
38:30
successfully i might add why
38:32
would i post a guide i don't want
38:35
people playing and if i did one people
38:37
playing them i wouldn't want people to cheese
38:39
that challenge by finding the song without putting in
38:41
any work do you know how many hours
38:43
i spent scrubbing through every song
38:45
with the word points in it listen
38:48
to eight hundred and fifty songs
38:50
before i found the right one
38:52
okay but we had chance reach out to the hunters
38:55
and they didn't have to do the hand thing either
38:57
and said and mustard seed has
38:59
been trying to contact them as well stance
39:02
reported that they're a little bit angry about
39:04
it because they think that mustard seed is us
39:07
well specifically they things that mustard
39:09
seed as you well too
39:11
bad because it's not me i repeated
39:14
i already noted that you said that and
39:16
said gesturing towards her notebook did
39:18
you note that i meant it i asked
39:21
i can know the he said that you meant it she
39:23
said it it really seems like you mike
39:26
this person ascending weird messages and links to
39:28
basically everyone at base and the hunters
39:31
how would someone who isn't one of us even know
39:33
that charlie for instance is connected
39:35
to any of this harley
39:37
has been getting messages from this creep
39:40
i asked yeah everyone but
39:42
you it seems like and the messages to
39:44
mention things that only you would
39:46
know about and said what
39:49
what kind of things i asked
39:52
i could feel my face flushing
39:54
the about the
39:54
right out from the third challenge when i got
39:56
hurt so bad and we had to wait it out a week no
39:59
one else knows that only you mike
40:01
you and near future iterations there
40:04
was a distance in her eyes as she remembered
40:06
the third challenge i knew that look
40:09
i also had multiple memories the gave me
40:11
reason to have that expression when i thought of
40:13
them and think
40:15
about it why would i do any of this
40:17
you have to know how seriously i take
40:20
base i said i know
40:22
and i do trust you granted it
40:24
might not have sounded like it just now what i do
40:26
trust you she said i'm just
40:29
trying to understand what's going on and
40:31
the evidence points to you by you're right
40:33
that there's no motive i have
40:35
no idea what you would be achieving by doing
40:37
this hell i don't know what they're achieving
40:40
if it's not you like what's the point well
40:42
i guess i'm glad that i'm only partly suspected
40:45
of being mustard seed then i said
40:48
there any way that i can see all of
40:50
these messages sometime i
40:52
don't see why not and said
40:54
i'm in the process of collecting them from every
40:56
one right now i should have all the transcript
40:59
soon and i've been cataloguing their
41:01
public online posts i'm
41:03
trying to see if there's some sort of digital fingerprint
41:05
in there somewhere but guess you could
41:08
see if you're him then you've already
41:10
seen them right and if you're not than there's
41:12
no harm in schilling you i'm
41:14
glad that the moral calculation has come out
41:16
in my favor this time i said
41:18
i felt awful being suspected
41:20
of something that i honestly didn't do for
41:22
once there are so many terrible
41:25
things that i did do i would like to
41:27
be suspected of those please not
41:29
this wanna be hacker nonsense
41:31
it's childish it's below me
41:33
at this point in my life it wasn't me
41:36
and i didn't think that it was my aeration
41:38
it couldn't have been lastly a mike he's
41:40
too mature for this to and it wouldn't
41:42
be michael either he's not too
41:44
mature for this but there would be like
41:46
a cowboy western themed the whole thing
41:48
if it were him he would have a username
41:50
like tumbleweed he would be found
41:53
out immediately i'm sorry
41:55
that changing the subject just made things worse
41:57
i don't know what i thought would happen she said
42:00
i looked out the window fuzzy bumble
42:02
the laser we flew past in the afternoon
42:04
sun the bees were not extinct
42:07
fine new had to ask i
42:10
said the for any
42:12
more can be said the front door phone open
42:14
an was standing in the doorway sweating a
42:16
frightened expression on her face and
42:18
we have a problem a big one and
42:21
said you can't come in here and
42:23
said i've got mike with me we're not supposed
42:25
to be in the same place and time right now yes
42:27
i know answer which is how you know
42:29
that we have a legitimate emergency i
42:31
don't want to be here i have to get you and then
42:33
we have to get this resolved immediately what's
42:36
going on i asked we can't
42:38
talk in front of him we need to go and
42:40
said okay well didn't give me just
42:42
a minute i've got to send him back and said
42:44
no there's no time and said wait
42:47
so you're leaving me here i don't
42:49
even know when in time i am i objected
42:52
at least let me have a calculator i'm
42:54
a big boy i can make it back on my own no
42:56
because then you'll know when you are and
42:59
said and we need to leave pronto
43:01
and said okay fine mike
43:03
i didn't actually movie through time she admitted
43:06
i only moved through space it was a trick
43:08
there are less contingencies now than if we were actually
43:10
going back and forth through time just to conduct interviews
43:13
i'm still in the present i
43:16
asked yeah gotta run things during the interview
43:18
might i'll be back soon
43:20
i hope and said she
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