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enjoy
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mikey aims
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, made it in one piece of welcome
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a welcome in melbourne
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man this whole thing into
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i don't know
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it's not fair the
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and is really sorry this is happening
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to you it's , right i'm
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just just little overwhelmed
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when i'm hanging in there will be was every
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right to be overwhelmed know
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there's a my other half come to cheer you up
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he's been attached at the have ever
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since he got here since bruno
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tiny puppy boris's on
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a weekend trip so we've got him
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for three whole days your
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landlord is dump his dog here
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whenever he wants yeah but also
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we don't really pay rent anymore
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evens out are you going sleep
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on the couch with me bruno puppy
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me well as you hide him he
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, to cuddle up with me when i'm feeling
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under the weather he'll sweep right
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on top of you on the couch if he let himself don't
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let him smother you today how are you
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feeling by the way you
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know besides overwhelmed you
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i'd share don't i bruno how puppy
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i feel like shit i'm
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so tired of arguing mike or
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mike thought echo is tired of arguing until
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everyone decided that they'd rather not talk
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to me at all they've decided
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to focus their efforts on the mission the
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details of which are need to know good
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lord howe i hate the phrase need to
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know and since the messages are all
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about me i'm not allowed to
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be involved i've basically recused
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myself now , miss
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arguing now i'm tired of the silent
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treatment mustard seed is
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ruined everything i
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know no one's being themselves
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right now with really strange to watch
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i think you made the right decision to come here
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and him get out of there for a while let
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everyone cool off everyone's
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scared and angry and no one
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knows what's coming next and i think they're
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making bad decisions i just feel
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so the trade it's like mustard
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seed gone to all of them in cast a spell
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on them they treat me completely differently
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now and they won't tell me what any of the messages say
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and everytime i try to talk to anyone i just hit more
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riled up in the previous time and of course because
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i talked to edgar more than i talk to anyone else
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must have the fights or with him and
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now i'm here because i can't
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be there anymore i can't
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share a house with my my husband
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boyfriend anymore which makes
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me feel ashamed and embarrassed
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and , not even positive what i feel ashamed
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and embarrassed about know can't miss
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okay my team well it's not okay
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i conceal you about to correct me and you're not
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wrong it's not okay but even
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though it's not okay we're going to get through this
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it's still base it still
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edgar your still nothing's
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changed there's just a tiny
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little road bomb okay
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i sure hope so
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you can tell i'm up said it's okay puppy
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and snow okay but it's gonna be okay puppy
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before he gets in here michael
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okay i saw him when he
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came into the elder hunter interview and
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he was acting bizarre he
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wouldn't say a word to me and his favorite
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thing is talking michael
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has been going off on his own he
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thinks that i won't know that he's been using
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the calculator as long as he keeps his bedroom
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door closed when he travels but he always
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knock something over when he gets back to
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the only thing i can't tell us how long he's gone
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for he won't let me and on any of it
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oh for instance something happened maybe
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happened week or two ago while ago while out on a walk
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with bruno here i came back and
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michael was really irritable then
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right after the mustard seed stuff started
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getting worse and he shut me out even
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more he wouldn't even talk to me at all
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for a few days and keep this
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between you and me i found a drop of blood
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and the carpet knives who knows what happened
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there for yep he won't sell me
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and he never does in that's
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not him taking orders from his
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base his base
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whole that would be novel witness know
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most of the orders come from my base
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we almost never hear from his base which
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means if there's an order i know about it and
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i'm involved in it because it's my base
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is giving the orders okay then
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do you think that he's acting on some knowledge
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about mustard seed that we don't have
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or of the elder hunter situation again
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no idea it seems related
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doesn't the could know something or
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he could be acting that way for a thousand different reasons
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you know how he gets just
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a black box all the time what
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he's reacting to might not have even happened yet
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watch this michael has been soaking
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in his bedroom all afternoon but as soon
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as he knows you're here he's just gonna turn up the
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charm and act like nothing's wrong a
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michael
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mike easier
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the get ready to be sheepdog
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mikey i'm glad you could make it bruno
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sure looks happy to see the
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old not partner sadly
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boil bulk up mikey boy worse
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why you're going to have with edgar not
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when both the all are involved in the nasty
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business of time travel yeah
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it feels especially nasty right
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now that's because you're under attack
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they don't see it that way yet or
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they be circling the wagons with they'll
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come around the is under
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attack to after all everyone
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just need some time to cool off and
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realize it there's a reason mustard
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seed is haven't this play out no
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fully now that you're here they can get
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their minds are view and focus and
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absence makes the heart grow fonder the
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idea that everyone just needs
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to forget about me for a little while
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and order to tolerate me again doesn't
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actually make me feel any better well
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tough shit milgrom me the truth
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that you like this old cowboy more
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math to done a while without see in i'm sad
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we ain't having a slumber party where
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them satellite base we're
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gonna get to the bottom of this mustard seed
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stuff this affects us to mikey
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boy you don't get to sit
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back and won and play with the dog
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while mark and i get all the important work
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done speaking of has
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mustard seed message do again yet mikey
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no only the stuff i've already showed you
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i have alerts set up on that account so i'll
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see the moment they reply to me again that
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don't delete the account so i guess that's
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the plan has mustard seed
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tried to contact either of you nothing
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on iran i've kept an eye out for
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mustard see posts in the wild but haven't found
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any yet and they have a message mean and
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of course now would be the perfect time to go
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quiet if they wanted to screw with us witness yep
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and the traces are so small to begin with their
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like of
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like a really small thing like
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a seed
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you know it sure would be nice if we had a
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i don't know a base for people to
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help us find these traces well
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we don't partner and so is sam
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to explore other options it
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would be easier to explore other
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options if we even knew what mustard
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seed once they say they've
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got info on elder hunter they sent matt
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audio of the night we completed the for challenge
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based on their reaction i assume
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that what they sent to the rest of bases equally
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bad so what's the point
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the smoke out mike walters okay
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sure why the rest of the bases
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still doing work without me they're working
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on mustard seed an elder hunter he
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doesn't think that they can get me kicked out of base
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do they that isn't
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going to happen is it no
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as a declared a statement that's not going to happen
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why can't i inflict downward that's michael
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tommy it's not gonna happen no
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chance in hell partner
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let's look at this logically
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maybe your important into something
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or there's a correction that you make that
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they're trying to prevent or a
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correction they're trying to issue even they
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want you to do something or not do
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so they are they want base to do something or
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not do something maybe you
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really narrowed it down mike thanks
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for looking at it logically look all
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i'm saying is people have interests and they
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act on them mustard seed is trying
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to get whatever it is that they want so
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the more we can observe their actions
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the more we can decipher why they're doing what
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they're doing okay and how much of my
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life is going to be destroyed before we figure
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that out is edgar knows
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about the pacific ocean and fuck that's already
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too late
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edgar
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news about the pacific ocean
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i don't know what he knows well
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you shouldn't say things like that you don't
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know i don't think that it's a
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good idea to catastrophes about this
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more i wasn't catastrophizing because i thought
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it was a great idea i'm saying drop
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it oh you are who are you talking to me
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or bruno i'm talking to you
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drop it it's , for you to
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say it worked out for you you're engaged
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and it wasn't always pleasant on the journey they're
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dumb ass even the dumbest nineties
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rom coms know that you can't eliminate
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conflict gift to minimize conflict
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and maximize resolution mikey
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you seen the big conflicts we went through them
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together edgar was killed alongside
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everyone else at base because of us
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in another aeration he went through the last
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year and then he almost got us
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killed and rugby the sometimes
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neither was do the dishes enough and then we both
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get passive aggressive even though we're both responsible
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for it so buckle up mikey it's
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a bumpy ride and , the dishes
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more it's not worth it to prove a point if
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, interject mighty
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you love edgar i don't think that's
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presumptuous made
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it through my decade more this the
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new and living got easier when i
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toughened up or not
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often dot when i started acting like it
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you down the hard work already you corrected
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the past you protected him that's
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how you need to see it new protect
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him and he protects you sheep
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dog each other a little in part
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of that means get know are things that never
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happened admit it to yourself
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and move on getting ,
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up gonna get you hurt and hurt
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and her the rest of us okay well
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to be fair michael you never
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told your edgar about the pacific ocean
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ocean made my peace with it without
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him it never happened you
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don't believe that most
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of my life never happened builder i'm it
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only feels like it did bullshit
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did have memories of other innovations to
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michael they're real ah
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don't have to justify myself are you
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sad were wander you sad from the point
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the point is that dwell in will only
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pull you into the darkness and there's nothing
12:43
waiting for you there might
12:45
you know as well you know do that's
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true i do need to
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talk to you about this later but to shouldn't
12:52
be about us mikey need
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somewhere that he can ruminate and process
12:56
what's going on and that's why he's here were
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like his secluded little monastery
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were who billie at considering
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how small and dark it is mikey
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to that help any i feel like we got a
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little sidetracked ha ha i
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was playing with the dog it sounds like you
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guys worked through some of your shit though i
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still feel like shit like think you'll
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even out with some time away to think
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about stuff so what do you
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say we take bruno for a
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the got some how many for dinner
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and then we'll start making plans to deal
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with mustard seed and elder hunter in the
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morning michael how many
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you add me at the first bell many
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let's go
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bruno
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fuck was as a d s a
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freeze michael it me
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don't point that at me mikey
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what was that sound i don't know i
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was asleep someone get the lots
14:28
did it come from in here mike he did you see anything
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so now i heard some scratching noises
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i think and then like a loud bang like
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someone was banging on the other side of the wall but
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he ain't seen nothin know but
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it was pitch black and here bruno's
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sniffing at the wall their did it
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sound like it came from right there maybe
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i guess i was in the middle of a dream
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it was the dog dream the one with edgar
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another one i guess because bruno
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was lying on top of me i
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thought the sounds were in the dream until bruno
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jumped off the couch and started growling and woke
15:01
me up your mac take my
15:03
pistol and check all the rooms find
15:06
anyone other than the three of us shoot i'm
15:08
even if it's another mikey excuse
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me another mikey naturally
15:13
her let me get a better look at you while i'm
15:15
at it michael what are you
15:17
doing let go of me gotta make
15:19
sure your the same one who came in the front
15:22
door this afternoon michael what
15:24
are you even talking about he's our mikey
15:26
from the base leave him alone better
15:28
safe than sorry believe you me i
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got my reasons it might be time
15:33
for a story once we get to the bottom of this
15:36
mack double check the rooms dare the whole
15:38
place apart don't let any corner go
15:40
unchecked know game michael isn't
15:42
this a lot it was probably
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just the neighbor said
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we're at the end of the hall and are only neighbor
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moved out a month ago something
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is either in that wall or in the neighboring
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apartment where it shouldn't be that
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mikey mere take
15:59
these down to luck marks
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on the first floor this
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and opens lockbox grab
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the spare for the neighbor's apartment check
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to make sure nothing in there should be
16:10
completely empty no one live in in there
16:12
you have a key to the spares
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well i have a key to the lock box
16:17
and get into utility closet and case we
16:19
need anything for bruno dog
16:21
food clean and supplies stuff
16:23
like that that sounds like he was signed
16:25
me and mike all of the heavy lifting so what
16:28
are you going to be doing exactly i'm
16:30
gonna be looking for clues what
16:32
kind of clues what do you think made the
16:34
sound a person were about to
16:36
find out all right now standing
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around chop chop i don't
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feel comfortable wandering the building
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alone at night can bruno come with me
16:46
sure right
16:49
bruno let's go and if
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i never make it back remember that michael
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is the one that sent me to my death you
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will be fine it's just the apartment
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building that's what they all say until
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the go shows up
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the number
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you're gonna protect me right boy from
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this
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probably a raccoon realistically
17:14
more something trapped in them off do they have
17:17
raccoons here are like that
17:20
the we might i'll have to get rabies
17:22
shots of at the bad hopefully
17:24
it's not anything that can fall when
17:26
i was i was we had this bird they got stuck
17:28
inside the house and it took forever
17:30
to get it out it was too dumb
17:32
to flout the doors and windows so we had to throw
17:34
a blanket over it it was well whole spectacle
17:38
we didn't have a dog you could have
17:40
picked it up in your mouth and carried it outside
17:42
and or you know torn to shreds you are
17:44
a dog that
17:47
, fast made to the lockbox
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right it was it think he said this and
17:53
where in all
17:56
right then right then he
17:58
should be this
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one so far so good and
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we haven't heard any gunshots which is a good
18:05
sign we're close enough i think we'd
18:07
hear it
18:08
oh let's head back think
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they found anything found anything
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you know of all the nice to be shaken
18:18
out of a dream of course it was one where
18:20
i was dreaming about edgar don't
18:22
tell the other mice or this okay bruno
18:24
like even and dog language don't tell them but
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i feel like my marriage is falling apart and
18:30
i'm not even married that's a lot
18:32
of pressure that i didn't ask for knowing that
18:34
i'm going to marry edgar because mike and
18:36
michael did edgar and i haven't even
18:38
talked about it but it's like a cosmic
18:40
certainty that we're building up and
18:43
, with mustard seed i find myself closing
18:45
off to him again like before we had the base
18:47
and so what now i'm failing to uphold
18:50
my cosmic duties to edgar and the
18:52
other my ex and i can't confide
18:54
in any one it's a fucking dog oh
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i'm sorry bruno i'm sorry bruno not mad
18:59
at you and i'm not mad and it
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of the boy i'm sorry to keep and
19:04
boy the boy everything's ok and
19:09
were , moment of truth
19:11
monthly no one's home
19:13
you ready burner
19:20
wow
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hello if
19:25
anyone is in here come out with your hands
19:27
up your trespassing sniff
19:31
amount bruno
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we might be on a wild goose
19:41
chase after on what a release
19:43
better than actually finding someone
19:47
find anyone in their bruno
19:52
mustard seed why
19:55
now i'll
19:58
try to be quieter next
19:59
it
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the mustard seed mustard seed
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was hear why would mustard seed
20:05
be here
20:07
what the fuck
20:10
michael sarver mikey i didn't
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, he was back upstairs yeah i
20:15
found the bug mood right where bruno
20:18
was sniffing at rider and sad the
20:20
wall there might be a lot
20:22
more of i'm a a bug somebody
20:24
bugged the apartment when there's
20:26
no sign of anybody in this apartment by
20:28
the way know people no furniture no
20:30
signs of entry will bruno
20:33
don't sniff out metal he sniffs out
20:35
flesh and blood in we
20:37
all heard something know michael
20:39
you're saying that someone was in our wall
20:41
do you have someone set this tiny
20:43
list and of us up in the wall than bumped
20:46
around and here before he made his way out
20:49
i thought they could get it bland and while we was sleeping
20:51
it's mustard seed i got a message
20:53
from them when i walked in this apartment they said i'll
20:56
try to be quiet or next time and
20:58
i don't think that it's a coincidence that this happened
21:00
the first night that i stayed here
21:02
that's because they fit in there
21:04
just barely from the looks of things
21:07
and sit in long enough to blab this bargain
21:09
maybe a few more and then get out but
21:11
i don't see any ways in or out
21:14
accept me know the big hole that you just made
21:16
with an axe they didn't need
21:18
away they had a calculator or
21:20
something like it it would be beyond
21:23
dangerous to do that michael
21:25
don't you have a story about a travel gone wrong
21:27
from when you cut it too close and guy intercepted
21:29
by a wall got cook
21:31
clean and half so over mustard
21:34
seed got here they either have either have
21:36
means of transportation than the calculator
21:38
or they're completely reckless they
21:41
were using calculators we were just as
21:43
likely to be clean and their guts off the wall as
21:45
find in their bug and we
21:47
don't know that this is the only place that they've
21:49
bugged they had a recording from maps house
21:52
they could have bugged anything anywhere in time
21:54
and this is just the first time that we noticed
21:57
it because they bumped around while doing it holy
22:00
shit michael there was someone in our wall just
22:02
now with the express and ten of listening to
22:04
us before , gonna do
22:07
do are going to remain calm
22:10
and we are going to formulate a plan
22:12
very carefully and we
22:14
ain't gonna discuss that plan inside
22:17
this build and inside this a
22:19
bruno you want to go for a walk
22:23
he loves that word or
22:25
out bruno let's go for a walk
23:23
new word rat pilgrim
23:26
that's the movies with michael podcast
23:28
gonna do a patriarch near you
23:31
he have you
23:34
know that
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