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I am back you're back you're back baby

1:48

we missed you so much I face-timed you

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every night after my show that was like

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a part of the day besides the show

1:55

you would face time me in the middle of

1:57

the show yeah I want to

1:59

thank you so much for being

2:01

the best famous sister any Nepo

2:03

sibling could ever have because you

2:05

are a staple of my whole night.

2:08

My set, you were the star of

2:10

my set. Which is so funny there

2:12

is a classic Nepo sibling move I'm

2:14

just going to call my famous sister

2:16

because you know Lady Gaga calls Chris

2:18

during our show. So that's, he gets,

2:20

he gets, he gets interrupted. Well I

2:22

haven't seen the show because I'm waiting

2:24

for the LA show. Yeah, no spoilers

2:26

man. Los Angeles, yeah, you just spoil

2:28

that. Los Angeles, where you at? Please

2:30

come to the show with me. I'm

2:33

gonna be on that stage as much

2:35

as they'll let me. Yeah, can you

2:37

just dance with me? Yeah, can you

2:39

just dance? Yeah, you just spoil that.

2:41

Los Angeles, where you at? Please come

2:43

to the show with me, please come

2:45

to the show with me, please come

2:47

to the show with me, please come

2:49

to the stage as much as much

2:51

as much as much as much as

2:53

much as much as much as much

2:56

as much as much as much as

2:58

they'll, as much as they'll, as they'll,

3:00

as they'll, as they'll, as much as

3:02

they'll, as they'll, as they'll, as much

3:04

as they'll, as much as much as

3:06

much as they, as they, as they,

3:08

as they, as they, as they You

3:10

and someone else involved. But yes, please

3:12

both of you just dance to me.

3:14

You guys have to feel what it's

3:16

like to be a DJ. It's the

3:18

most fun. Yeah. It seems great. Like

3:21

not having to sing or dance really.

3:23

You're jumping though, huh? This guy's. Let

3:25

me tell you right now. I'm going

3:27

to sing or dance really. You're jumping

3:29

though, huh? This guy's. And how's Chris?

3:31

He's fantastic. I'm very very proud of

3:33

him. He's a superstar. He keeps posting

3:35

crying with you. Is you sure he's

3:37

okay? Yeah, that's his thing. What are

3:39

we doing? Love you doing. Love you

3:41

doing. Yeah, I love that. That's his.

3:44

We love you, Chris. Oh wow. Yeah,

3:46

I like yeah, I like to play

3:48

video games on my steam deck. He

3:50

likes to play video games on my

3:52

steam deck. He likes, if you could,

3:54

if you could, if you guys could

3:56

all cry more, all cry more, cry

3:58

more, more, that'd be a better for

4:00

the world, the world would be a

4:02

better place. Wow. When's the last time

4:04

you cried. Mmm. Darryl hasn't cried since...

4:07

I can't remember. Since Christmas. You didn't

4:09

cry on Christmas, did you? Oh, that's

4:11

a strong cry on Christmas. Yeah, the

4:13

last time I cried was on Face

4:15

Time with our dying Nana. Oh, that's

4:17

right. I called you at a Christmas

4:19

Eve morning. She had an amazing life

4:21

though. 103, right? 102. 102. Sorry. You're

4:23

right. You're right. You just had a

4:25

hundred. You're like, why are you counting?

4:27

Yeah. But yeah. What a way to

4:29

go, Nana. I love you. She was

4:32

like, Christmas Eve. Everyone in the family

4:34

was on that face time. Everyone was

4:36

together for the first time in like

4:38

a very long time. She brought everybody

4:40

together on Christmas Eve. Yeah. And you

4:42

got to visit her the most. So

4:44

I knew you had the most special

4:46

bond and they were literally like, say

4:48

goodbye. And I was like. Wake up

4:50

Ryan you weren't answering because you're sleeping

4:52

so I called dad and was like

4:55

I need you to wake him up

4:57

You poor thing on Christmas. You woke

4:59

up to dad. I don't even know

5:01

if he had his clothes on just

5:03

woke him up. Okay, and then was

5:05

like say goodbye to a nana And

5:07

you were like the fastest tier I've

5:09

ever seen and I was like oh

5:11

right right I would at the end

5:13

of my spring breaks. I went to

5:15

college in Florida and I would go

5:17

right to Nana's house and I would

5:20

just drink gallons of water and we'd

5:22

watch Gray's anatomy. And she was like,

5:24

and Hot Dog, she's like, how do

5:26

you drink so much water? My doctor

5:28

tells me to drink, I just don't

5:30

like it. I go, Nana, I haven't

5:32

had water in seven days. Yeah. Yeah,

5:34

Nana fought all the odds. She never

5:36

drank water, he did it. And she

5:38

ate, I think she ate McDonald's every

5:40

day, like, like windies, hot dogs, these

5:43

like little Reesees, ice creams, and wine,

5:45

and wine. Lived 102, are you joking?

5:47

Yeah, so she's out here. That was

5:49

the last time I cried though. And

5:51

you know what? I did feel better

5:53

after it. Yeah, there's something that happens.

5:55

It's like you let it out. Oh,

5:57

good cry. Yeah. I gotta cry more.

5:59

We gotta cry more. You haven't cried

6:01

in too long. Well, because usually I

6:03

cry whenever we get in our little

6:06

argument. I cry because I know that

6:08

the argument's over as soon as I

6:10

cry. Yeah, you can't do that by

6:12

the way. Yeah, no, and he cries

6:14

so fast and then I'm like, I'm

6:16

sorry, even though I'm not, you know,

6:18

just kidding, I love you. Hey, now,

6:20

anyway. Ever, I feel so good, I'm

6:22

having the most fun and you know

6:24

why? It's because the people that show

6:26

up to the show, you guys are

6:28

the show. Like I might be up

6:31

there and playing the music, but the

6:33

club Chris in every city has shown

6:35

up, sang and danced their hardouts and

6:37

it makes the experience. even better than

6:39

I could ever imagine. Everyone just shows

6:41

up and has the most. Y'all bring

6:43

the energy. Almost too much. We had

6:45

two people pass on Boston. I hope

6:47

they're okay. People, people pass out. It's

6:49

overwhelming. I didn't realize. Big star. Hot

6:51

box, hot round. It was, yeah. And

6:54

when I would go through the crowd,

6:56

I'm like, well, it's a little hot

6:58

down here. One of the shows, I

7:00

was handing out waters, because it, yeah.

7:02

And then also in Atlanta, there was

7:04

a couple of a couple of cities,

7:06

there was a couple of cities, there

7:08

was a couple cities, there was a

7:10

couple cities, there was a couple cities,

7:12

there was a couple cities, there was

7:14

a couple cities, there was a couple

7:16

cities, there was a couple cities, there

7:19

was a couple cities, there was a

7:21

couple cities, there was a, there was

7:23

a couple cities, there was a couple

7:25

cities, At the end of our, me

7:27

and Chris, did a bad romance gaga

7:29

right at the end. I was like,

7:31

wow, gets rowdy in there. So make

7:33

sure you gotta bend the knees and

7:35

drink water. High grade. If you stay

7:37

locked up. Take brakes, you're not gonna

7:39

miss anything, you know. Especially during my

7:42

set, you know, I'm just playing its

7:44

background music. So you can just go

7:46

live your life. You can buy the

7:48

merge, I'm wearing a merch right now.

7:50

I mean, do you ask them, like,

7:52

like, who's drinking water, who's drinking water?

7:54

No, I go, it was hitting the

7:56

bar. No, yeah, add that to your

7:58

set. I do that. I'm like, are

8:00

we staying hydrated? Like, right away, I

8:02

do that. I'm like, don't pass out.

8:05

I am wearing in the merch. This,

8:07

it says, just happy to be here

8:09

on the front and on the back.

8:11

Nepo sibling has all the shows. He

8:13

has merch. Fantastic fantastic shirt. Thank you.

8:15

blind. Right. And he knows a lot

8:17

of my super fans know I hate

8:19

the color purple. I just have like

8:21

a I like it just makes me

8:23

nauseous because they made purple ketchup back

8:25

in the day I tried it and

8:27

I had a bad experience and now

8:30

every time I see like paint that's

8:32

purple or like the deep purple you

8:34

know. You had a bad experience what

8:36

do you mean? It tasted bad and

8:38

I was like this is poison and

8:40

I wanted to throw up. I remember

8:42

that. Okay. You know when you throw

8:44

up like lemonade from drinking and they're

8:46

like I can't have lemonade for three

8:48

years it was like that but now

8:50

the color purple makes me like you

8:53

know some of some colors that's one's

8:55

a nice one but I did they

8:57

sent me the merge just to be

8:59

like look how cute it is and

9:01

I was like is he bullying me

9:03

like he knows I hate purple and

9:05

then I go oh wait a second

9:07

he doesn't know what purple is like

9:09

Ryan doesn't know that color growing up

9:11

I used to have to have to

9:13

color for him for him for all

9:15

his homework for all his homework for

9:18

all his homework for all his homework

9:20

if he had a coloring work if

9:22

he had a coloring for all his

9:24

homework for all his homework for all

9:26

his homework for all his homework for

9:28

all his homework for all his homework

9:30

for all his homework for his homework

9:32

for his homework for his homework for

9:34

his homework for his homework if he

9:36

had a coloring if he had a

9:38

coloring, if he had a coloring, if

9:41

he had a coloring, if he had

9:43

a coloring, he had a coloring, he

9:45

had a coloring Let's call him right

9:47

now. I bet he has no idea

9:49

what color this is. And I face-time

9:51

to him and I said, what color

9:53

is this? And he was like black.

9:55

Like so confident, so sure of it.

9:57

Black. And I was like, really? This

9:59

is purple with bright pink. And he

10:01

was like, oh, OK. I thought it

10:04

was black and pink. It's not. It's

10:06

very much not. It's like a beautiful.

10:08

If only you can see all the

10:10

colors of these friendship bracelets you have

10:12

on your microphone. Yeah, what do they

10:14

look like to you? Gray, black and

10:16

white. I see green and blue and

10:18

pink. That's good. It's not pink. It's

10:20

purple. You can't see purple. And it's

10:22

okay. And this is why you couldn't

10:24

fly a plane. And I'm grateful because

10:26

I don't want you up there. You

10:29

know, dude. Stay down here. I was

10:31

terrified on our flight. Really. I think

10:33

it was to Chicago and it was

10:35

a very quick flight. I was, I

10:37

grabbed onto Chris's hand. I was, I

10:39

saw that Tikak, yeah. It was shaky.

10:41

We were about to take off. And

10:43

right as we're about to take off,

10:45

brakes pumped. Why? And I go, oh

10:47

no. And they're like, yes, so our

10:49

navigation is a little messed up here.

10:52

We're going to do a quick checklist.

10:54

Oh my God. As they're about to

10:56

take off, they do, like on the

10:58

last second, they just change their minds?

11:00

I would have thrown out. So on

11:02

the second take, no, it's out, yeah,

11:04

it was, when the brakes are hitting,

11:06

I just grab it on to his

11:08

hand. I just grab it on to

11:10

his hand. I was like, I was

11:12

like, I was like, I was like,

11:14

I was like, oh my, oh my,

11:17

oh my, oh my, oh my, oh

11:19

my, oh my, oh my, oh my,

11:21

oh my, oh my, oh my, oh

11:23

my, oh my, oh my, oh my,

11:25

oh my, oh my, oh my, oh

11:27

my, oh my, oh my, oh my,

11:29

oh my, oh my, oh my, oh

11:31

my, oh Oh, Jesus. Sketchy, bro. Sketchy,

11:33

all right. At the beginning of the

11:35

tour, it was, um, DC, Philly, Boston,

11:37

New York, four shows, all in a

11:40

row. We're just, we were train hopping.

11:42

Yeah. Now, I didn't realize, um, how

11:44

much of a challenge that would be.

11:46

I was like, oh, that sounds nice,

11:48

but you do a show, I'm wired,

11:50

can't sleep till like two. then you

11:52

get up at seven to catch a

11:54

train, go to the next city, then

11:56

do a show that night. And I

11:58

was like, whoa, whoa, like, so by

12:00

New York, I was like, I don't

12:03

know where I am, what's happening. Yeah,

12:05

I remember on our tour, but like,

12:07

and we had like a day off

12:09

in between or sometimes when we had

12:11

to do two. Yeah, but I didn't

12:13

realize how nice we had it, bro.

12:15

When you have a tour bus, you

12:17

end up there, like, I'm here, you

12:19

don't have to travel. It was grabbing

12:21

my DJ deck, my backpack, and my

12:23

suitcase. Yeah, that's awful. I've only done

12:25

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12:28

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12:30

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12:32

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17:39

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18:06

was wearing Jordans with my inserts in

18:08

there. I'm gonna go back to Hokas.

18:10

I gonna go back. Yeah, it's just

18:12

not worth it. Yeah, I want to

18:14

look cool. Yeah, Owens, I'll rock those

18:16

if you can get me a pair

18:18

of those. I got a nice Hokas

18:20

though. But it's been, yeah, it's been,

18:22

yeah, it's been, so much. But it's

18:25

been, yeah, it's been so, so much.

18:27

Yeah, it's been, it's been a nice,

18:29

Hokas, Hokas though. But it's been, yeah,

18:31

yeah, it's been, yeah, it's been, it's

18:33

been, it's been, it's been, it's, it's,

18:35

it's, it's, it's, it's, I got nice,

18:37

Hokas, I got nice, Hokas, Hokas, I

18:39

got nice, I got nice, Hokas, I

18:41

got nice, Hokas, I got nice, I

18:43

got a, I got a, I got

18:45

nice, Dude, this is a dope camera.

18:48

And then he just, you know, he'd

18:50

take a couple flicks to me and

18:52

I only need a couple and then

18:54

he'd just run off and work with

18:56

Chris and do a thing, but he

18:58

would hook me up, dude. A lot,

19:00

like, a lot of the content he

19:02

would get for me. Because I just

19:04

figured out. You looked cool guy. Yeah.

19:06

Yeah. Yeah. If I look alarmingly beautiful,

19:08

it's because I just got my brows

19:10

done and my lashes. So nobody be

19:13

alarmed. There it is. Took you a

19:15

minute, but you got it. I love

19:17

you. Thank you. Brows by Cass is

19:19

who did this beautiful work. Look her

19:21

up on Instagram. There's underscore after her

19:23

name. She wouldn't even let me pay

19:25

for the first round because she forgot

19:27

like the permitting stuff and had to

19:29

leave and come back and I was

19:31

like girl, let me pay. So I'm

19:33

giving her a shout out on her

19:36

Instagram. That's very nice to be. Please

19:38

go look her up. She's incredible. Love

19:40

that. The first show in DC. Back

19:42

to you. The first show in DC.

19:44

Your name is on a brick at

19:46

the Fillmore. Yes. That was legendary to

19:48

me. I was like, whoa. And Kelsey

19:50

during the during the Q&A. 2015, Megan

19:52

did a show here at the Filmore

19:54

in Maryland. Yeah, you were faceless on

19:56

me and I was like, I know

19:58

those walls. Like, they have like beautiful

20:01

painted bricks everywhere, different colors with the

20:03

artists that performed there and it's crazy

20:05

names. And it's crazy names. And I

20:07

was like, I'm sure I'm in there.

20:09

But I was sad because you guys

20:11

couldn't find it for like hours. But

20:13

it turned out to be right next

20:15

to the stage. Oh my god. And

20:17

then I was just like, because I

20:19

didn't get to go on that tour

20:21

with you, so I was just imagining

20:24

you doing all these shows like as

20:26

you, because it's tight spaces back there.

20:28

I'm chilling. I just have a steam

20:30

deck and my laptop, Megan's got like

20:32

banned, dancers, hair, makeup. I was like,

20:34

how did you do this? Can you

20:36

like flash back to that time and

20:38

kind of remember? Is it just too

20:40

much? And my outfits were like full

20:42

under spank with tights and a black

20:44

skirt and like the same top every

20:47

night. And it was starting to smell.

20:49

There was like two of them and

20:51

there was many a shows and I

20:53

was like, when do we get new?

20:55

And they're like, we don't, we wash

20:57

these as well as we can. And

20:59

I remember one night, this is gross.

21:01

I smelled the spank and I was

21:03

like, it's kind of good. And they

21:05

were like, you're sick. And I was

21:07

like, yeah. Mmm, good cheese. Yeah, like

21:09

the sweat. I don't know. I was

21:12

like, well, I'm fucking gross. Mmm, Jesus.

21:14

Maybe I was hungry. But I know

21:16

I am on tour, I live off

21:18

of Melatonin. You have to go to

21:20

bed. Yeah. So, and there's no other

21:22

way around it. I tried so many

21:24

nights on it. Sequal. Sequal is my

21:26

best friend. Sequal didn't even do it

21:28

to me. I needed melotone and extra

21:30

sleepy time. I felt much better not

21:32

doing Tylenolpium and Zeequil, this tour. I

21:35

didn't even do Melton. I should have

21:37

done melotone. No, I just did magnesium.

21:39

But I just hit magnesium. Because you're

21:41

just up, dude. You're the loud, you're

21:43

the loudest show ever. But you survived.

21:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I felt great.

21:47

I did very good this round of

21:49

like eating reasonably well. Really? Yeah, my

21:51

new meal for On The Road is

21:53

a turkey B.L.T. salad with avocado, kept

21:55

finding those delicious guys. I was like,

21:57

if you say B.L.T. sandwich. No, no,

22:00

no, no. But if you want to

22:02

use this bathroom and not the ones

22:04

out there, you should use this one

22:06

now. Show days, like I wouldn't eat

22:08

dinner. I would just have a banana.

22:10

That's what I'm telling you. I was

22:12

like, also, we had Terra from Live

22:14

Nation at the Chicago show with a

22:16

friend Steph back there. Who put the

22:18

whole show together? Yeah. Who put the

22:20

whole show together? We had Terra from

22:23

Live Nation at the Chicago show with

22:25

a friend. And not the like, did

22:27

you mean I was like. I got

22:29

to take a shit, so if you

22:31

don't want it to smell like shit,

22:33

get in there now. I've only, I

22:35

didn't believe that was real. I only

22:37

nervous pooped right before my boob job.

22:39

Oh yeah. I was panicking. I like,

22:41

you know, he fast for surgery and

22:43

he wake up early. I was like,

22:46

you know, he fast for surgery and

22:48

he wake up early. I was like,

22:50

I have to say the poop. But

22:52

I don't feel like diarrhea or is

22:54

it just regular? No, it's just a

22:56

nice regular poop. Good for you. I

22:58

don't know what it is. It's called

23:00

metabolism. I think so. Maybe. I had

23:02

a friend in high school who would

23:04

poop before every test. Really? I was

23:06

like, I'm jealous of your anxiety, bro.

23:08

I want to poop. I love it,

23:11

but I'm backwards. Very poop positive on

23:13

the working on a pod. Yeah, we

23:15

are. I love it. And I was

23:17

just cracking up. You were facetime. You

23:19

were facetime. You were facetime. You were

23:21

facetime. I was chilling. I was chilling.

23:23

I was chilling. You were facetime. I

23:25

was chilling. I was chilling. You were

23:27

facetime. I was chilling. I was chilling.

23:29

I was chilling. I was chilling. I

23:31

was chilling. in my green room like

23:34

playing my steam deck. You're like, what

23:36

are you doing right now? I was

23:38

like, I'm waiting till showtime. I got

23:40

like an hour. She's like, this is

23:42

bullshit. You don't sit in the glam

23:44

chair. You don't have to get dressed.

23:46

You're just hanging out. I go, yeah,

23:48

until I gotta go out and press

23:50

play. I was like, England by 1

23:52

p.m. And then we were with the

23:54

kids, I did sound check. gave my

23:56

kids a bath, put them, had dinner

23:59

with them, said hi to a bunch

24:01

of people. Yes, had a bunch of

24:03

people, had dinner with my kids. We

24:05

gave them a bath, which we had

24:07

to fold up a travel bath, because

24:09

there were only showers, and it was

24:11

so sad, but it was so... cute

24:13

and we gave them both baths and

24:15

then we were all like first baby

24:17

coming out and we would lay him

24:19

down on the couch with towels and

24:22

put his pajamas on like chasing them

24:24

you know and I'm like in full

24:26

glam like cops are off it like

24:28

and then picked bugies wiped bugs and

24:30

then we sent them off I sent

24:32

them off to bed with you yeah

24:34

and Leslie are an amazing nanny then

24:36

I'd get on that shit stage at

24:38

730 shit stage shit stage shit stage

24:40

shit stage no I get on a

24:42

sound check was 330 and I'd go

24:45

first because I would just play abbric-a-cadabber

24:47

and I go sounds great thanks and

24:49

that'd be done. Do you have the

24:51

sound check? I do just a I

24:53

tell them like hey I'm the shit

24:55

like I am the show I'm not

24:57

like I am the show I'm not

24:59

like a warm-up DJ like let's make

25:01

it loud my favorite was the guys

25:03

in Chicago they've been there for like

25:05

30 years he put it's gonna be

25:07

loud he goes yeah He played it

25:10

for two seconds and shut it off.

25:12

He goes, you got it. I got

25:14

to a place of doing so many

25:16

shows that I was like, I don't

25:18

want a soundtrack. Like, let it happen.

25:20

Like, whatever happens happens. I wanted to,

25:22

I always stood out in the crowd

25:24

to see what it sounded like, because

25:26

I knew that I was going to

25:28

be running around and I would test

25:30

my mic to be like, I'm going

25:33

to talk to people out here. That's

25:35

good. Yeah, you always get in the

25:37

crowd, you always get in the crowd.

25:39

You always get in the crowd. You

25:41

always get in the crowd. which are

25:43

in Anaheim and LA. We start in

25:45

Houston. Houston. We fly out to Houston.

25:47

We're going to go to Dallas. LA.

25:49

And on Houston. Dallas. San Fran. There's

25:51

only five more shows. You better watch

25:53

it. I'm going to be at the

25:55

LA one. Please show up. No Anaheim?

25:58

And the Anaheim one. I would never,

26:00

potentially, potentially, everything lines up. Yeah, yeah,

26:02

yeah. Definitely, because you know what I

26:04

miss the marathon and I regret it

26:06

every day. And we miss we miss

26:08

Megumi's marathon. Yeah, Megumi's marathon. Megumi ran

26:10

the Tokyo marathon. Yep Correct. My good

26:12

God. You guys are soulmates Did you

26:14

get married? Because you both ran marathons.

26:16

I thought so bad I missed it,

26:18

but I would have been dead on

26:21

this tour if I was there. I

26:23

convinced him not to. Oh, is she

26:25

here? That's crazy. But yeah, and then

26:27

did I, meat and greets, those were

26:29

the funniest things for me. How were

26:31

the meat and greed? They were fantastic.

26:33

And it's like, it was pretty chill

26:35

for me, because a lot of them

26:37

just wanted to talk to Chris. Yeah.

26:39

And so very first one. The very

26:41

first ones I was on Facebook because

26:44

I was banicking and then it was

26:46

like the first five people have just

26:48

ignored you. And I've never seen you

26:50

laugh so hard. I was like, oh,

26:52

I'm living the dream. It's going to

26:54

be so easy. I said to one

26:56

of the managers, I was like, Maddie,

26:58

tell them, offer them like if they

27:00

don't want Ryan, they could just do

27:02

Chris. And she was like, then they

27:04

started wanting you. And she was like,

27:06

well, they're good. kind of a star.

27:09

I gotta meet this guy. He's kind

27:11

of a star. I want him to

27:13

sing with me. I gotta make a

27:15

name for myself in his mean greed.

27:17

No, I don't know. It was very

27:19

chill. I've never been so proud. You

27:21

face I mean telling me about each

27:23

day was the highlight of my life.

27:25

Speak. Well, you just hang out. Sorry.

27:27

Is a club Chris Tour update. Just

27:29

one. Relax. Every time. They're relax every

27:32

time. And then I play it back

27:34

and it's not that bad. You have

27:36

magical ears. I do. I'll turn you

27:38

down. How about that? No. What? Oh

27:40

my ears? Yeah. This mom was with

27:42

her daughter walking up for the meet

27:44

and greet. She goes, Chris, get out

27:46

of my way. I don't know you.

27:48

Ryan, I love your sister. I love

27:50

your sister. I was

27:52

like finally bring it in mom

27:55

The moms are great. I love

27:57

you mom. I was cracking up

27:59

and then you got to see

28:01

her on face I did. I

28:03

was picturing her when he said

28:05

all this. Dude, she screamed in

28:08

that microwave. Man, I try to

28:10

love you so much. Like rock

28:12

star shit. Like I was dying

28:14

laughing, dude. They're the best. The

28:16

crowds were so nice to me

28:18

on Face Time. I think it

28:21

was Dana. Dana in Chicago. Hmm.

28:23

Shout out, Dana. Love you. Very

28:25

funny. Yeah. So love the club,

28:27

Chris tour, having a blast. And.

28:29

Have you seen Jack Carlo's new

28:31

music video? No. Did you watch

28:33

that without me? Oh. I don't

28:36

know what we're talking about. It

28:38

has nothing to do with this.

28:40

I just really wanted to talk

28:42

about Jack Carlo's new music video

28:44

with Dojacat and John Mayer. Whoa.

28:46

And Matt Damon. You watched this

28:49

without me? I'm sorry. What the

28:51

fuck? I just watched it like

28:53

an hour ago. I couldn't wait

28:55

any longer. Wow. I loved it

28:57

so much. Yeah. What do you

28:59

have to say about it? I

29:01

just want to say I love

29:04

it so much. You did a

29:06

great job, Jack. We love you.

29:08

Great, beautiful content. Megumi, you want

29:10

to be? You want to be

29:12

in the... Come on, Megumi. You're

29:14

going to love it. We have

29:17

a special guest. That was the

29:19

most random thing I've ever seen.

29:21

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in my sister in the

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for me. Get up and

33:06

show them your shirt. Hello.

33:08

Hello. I made Megumi a

33:10

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33:12

made me one too, but

33:14

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33:17

don't like my voice. No!

33:19

I don't like my voice

33:21

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33:23

have to get closer to

33:25

the money. Sometimes I hold

33:27

mine. Sometimes. Okay, this is

33:29

a massive moment. This is

33:32

massive. I'm sweating. The love

33:34

of my life. The love

33:36

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33:38

the love of Megan's life.

33:40

Megan, you're beautiful. You're beautiful!

33:42

Thank you. How much for

33:44

having me! I love you

33:47

so much. Your hair looks

33:49

so beautiful. She's just got

33:51

a hair cut. Thank you.

33:53

She's the light of my

33:55

life and you're so good

33:57

at your makeup. You have

33:59

to talk close to the

34:02

microphone. I'm going to put

34:04

these on. I can't believe

34:06

I'm with the Megan Trainer

34:08

and... Junie! Junie! Yes, Megumi

34:10

found out. Megumi learned some

34:12

English through Spy Kids, right?

34:14

You want to show him what

34:17

you have? Megumi got. What

34:19

you bring? A Spy Kids

34:22

DVD sign. Now this is

34:24

a Japanese. Yes, when I grow

34:26

up, my dad got... Me and

34:28

my brother, three, Spike is

34:30

DVD. Spike, it's one, two, three.

34:33

We watched it all the time. Oh

34:35

my gosh, that's awesome. And you

34:37

had Darryl sign it. Yes. Yeah.

34:39

So it was date two, we

34:41

were driving, and she was like.

34:44

Can I please have my spy

34:46

kids DVD signed by Ginny Cortez

34:48

in case you know this doesn't

34:50

work out I just I just

34:52

I just I can't believe that

34:54

you would date me and I

34:56

just really want this. Megumi is

34:58

the most honest human being we've

35:00

ever had around us and that's

35:02

why we love you. Thank you

35:04

because you are truly yourself and

35:06

we love that. Thank you. And

35:08

yes Megumi. Um, helped me

35:10

on the road, I face-timed

35:13

her every night and would

35:15

give you a rundown of the

35:17

show. And then... You guys face-timed

35:21

for two and a half hours

35:23

one night? Do we? One of

35:25

the times, yeah, I might have

35:27

mentioned to me. I was

35:29

like, two and a half hours.

35:32

I was like, yeah, that's nice.

35:34

All right. All right. That's a

35:36

good impression. That was a

35:39

really good. All right. It's

35:41

two in the morning. I

35:43

gotta go to bed. She's

35:45

like, oh. Megumi, what do you

35:47

love about Ryan? List

35:49

all the ways. I love

35:51

you so much. There's a

35:53

microphone. She gets closer. I love

35:56

your cute face. Why are you

35:58

doing this to her? And keep

36:00

going, I'm crying, go. You're very

36:02

kind, oh, and loving. And he's

36:05

very caring. And he remembers all

36:07

the tiny things. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

36:09

he does. I do what I

36:11

can. Yeah, like a very small

36:13

thing, you remember. I try my

36:15

best. Oh my God, okay, your

36:17

turn my life. Well, Mugumi is

36:20

the light of my life. knows

36:22

everything about me. And you are

36:24

actually the most generous human being

36:26

I've ever, I call her sweet

36:28

baby angel because he's like a

36:30

sweet baby angel from out of

36:32

nowhere. And yeah, you just make

36:34

me happy every minute of the

36:37

day. And I love you so

36:39

much. Thank you. And my family

36:41

loves you. That is a huge.

36:43

I love you so much. I'm

36:45

crying. I'm ruining my perm lashes.

36:47

Oh. Oh, I can't wait for

36:49

the wedding in the children. Okay.

36:52

Thank you so much for being

36:54

so welcoming and heartwarming. And I

36:56

love, I love you guys, the

36:58

great family. Wow. Today is our

37:00

six month anniversary big day. This

37:02

is gonna drop. And you're celebrating

37:04

it with us here on the

37:06

work. Yes. It's gonna drop Wednesday

37:09

and a few days. So technically

37:11

not when you listen to this,

37:13

but the 21st. His art. I

37:15

used to make fun of Darryl

37:17

and Megan all the time. I

37:19

said, what are you doing? So

37:21

many months? Yeah. Universities. And then

37:24

I got stuck doing everything I

37:26

made fun of Darryl and Megan

37:28

for. I got stuck doing so.

37:30

And that's how you know you're

37:32

in the right relationship. Yeah. Life

37:34

comes at you fast. He's like.

37:36

It's our fourth anniversary of our

37:38

four months and I was like

37:41

period my dude that's that's the

37:43

one we count each month. He

37:45

remembers every anniversary sometime I forget

37:47

but he was like oh I

37:49

forget too. Yeah you woke up

37:51

to oh we lived together now

37:53

big move big move this is

37:56

my this is actually both of

37:58

our first time living with a

38:00

significant other Yes. How's it going

38:02

so far? It's great. It's a

38:04

lot of farts, burbs, laughs. Yes.

38:06

My farts, my farts, my farts.

38:08

Yes. Do you far ever? Does

38:10

she far ever? Does she forever?

38:13

Does she forever? Does she forever?

38:15

Does she not? Of course she

38:17

does. Everyone farks. Does she got

38:19

honkers, like big farts? We're just

38:21

healthy people with fast metabolism. So

38:23

we both we have like, you

38:25

know, you're farting words. I'm just

38:28

kidding. We've never farts. I can

38:30

also see her as someone that's

38:32

like, we'll hold it until she

38:34

dies. You know what I mean?

38:36

Like, no, I would never. Because

38:38

she said to a sweet little

38:40

baby angel, do you rip? What?

38:42

I mean. I love that. We

38:45

love parts here and poop. Yeah.

38:47

Oh my God. Speaking of metabolisms,

38:49

she's the queen of eating slow.

38:51

Oh, yeah, you choose. You choose

38:53

our lives. That's my favorite thing

38:55

about you besides how awesome you

38:57

are is watching you eat. It's

39:00

the most fascinating incredible thing I've

39:02

ever seen. And I think it's

39:04

because you're better than all of

39:06

us. You know, she literally will

39:08

take a bite. Puts her hands

39:10

down, puts her hands down and

39:12

enjoys that bite. She, dude. She

39:14

had no idea. It was like

39:17

the best dinner I've ever had

39:19

because I watched Megan watch Mugumi

39:21

eat. We're doing birthday dinner for

39:23

dad. Shout out dad, happy birthday.

39:25

Happy birthday dad! He's here. He's

39:27

our number one fan. And Megan

39:29

was just watching Mugumi eat the

39:31

whole time. And Megan was just

39:34

watching Mugumi eat the whole time

39:36

and copying her like. Megan was

39:38

just watching Mugumi eat the whole

39:40

time and copying her every move.

39:42

And I was like. Like every

39:44

time you break it up, I

39:46

was like, oh hell yeah. I

39:49

can go, I can go. It

39:51

worked so well though. I was

39:53

full, like, with less food, and

39:55

I got to like enjoy it

39:57

more. bite oh my god and

39:59

I didn't have a tummy ache

40:01

rare yeah just so many bites

40:03

yeah booka to baba yeah booka

40:06

to baba a lot of bites

40:08

and just slowly that was a

40:10

harsh house I'm sorry I got

40:12

you know I'm about to make

40:14

you go to a dentist so

40:16

sorry oh so sorry and yeah

40:18

um most we love about mongumi

40:21

she taught you how to camp

40:23

that's right We go camping all

40:25

the time, it's my new favorite

40:27

thing. He loves the outdoors, but

40:29

none of us would take him.

40:31

And now he had a good

40:33

excuse to go. Yeah, I love

40:35

nature. I would have taken you,

40:38

I'm not allowed out of the

40:40

house. Yeah. Truly, sit down. Can

40:42

we take him? Can we take

40:44

him? Can we kidnap him? No.

40:46

We want to take him. Because

40:48

Riley really wants to go. Oh

40:50

my God, every day. He's like.

40:53

He, I got all the Amazon

40:55

little fairy houses and we have

40:57

a full village outside our front

40:59

house. You're looking at me like

41:01

you've never seen a fairy. Huh?

41:03

Huh? Do you know what fairies

41:05

are? Like Tinkerbell? Yes. Okay. So

41:07

he loves fairies. I built him

41:10

a giant, we built it together,

41:12

a giant village around this big

41:14

beautiful oak tree. Oh. And so

41:16

he's like- We're slowly moving past

41:18

our troll phase. Yeah, we're out

41:20

of the troll series. We gotta

41:22

get to our woods and be

41:25

like, exactly. Right, so we see

41:27

a firefly? Bro, game over. Game

41:29

over. We went on an outdoor

41:31

walk today, because it wasn't indoors.

41:33

It was outdoors. And I was

41:35

like, we have to look for

41:37

clues, like evidence that fit, because

41:39

they only come out at night.

41:42

So we had to look for

41:44

clues. And we had to look

41:46

for clues. And we had to

41:48

look for clues. So I was

41:50

like evidence and he was like

41:52

oh yeah, they were here. Isn't

41:54

that so fun about kids? You

41:57

could make up world stuff. Oh

41:59

my uncle is our house manager

42:01

and he came out and saw

42:03

us having so much fun. and

42:05

he's like I think we need

42:07

a different floor of that we're

42:09

gonna get dirt we're gonna make

42:11

this I can imagine I can

42:14

dream too and I was like

42:16

let's be kids again I can

42:18

dream too yeah he's like I

42:20

can get into the fairy world

42:22

let's do it I love that

42:24

yeah we'll figure it out eventually

42:26

when they're a little he's still

42:29

not booping but that's okay we're

42:31

working on it we're gonna figure

42:33

it out yeah I told him

42:35

four times a day You go

42:37

four times a day? Concerned. Concerned.

42:39

He was like, that's not good.

42:41

That's bad. Yeah, he poops maybe

42:43

every other day. My favorite thing

42:46

is in the house we're trying

42:48

to do indoor shoes and outdoor

42:50

shoes. And I'm not good at

42:52

doing the indoor shoes, outdoor shoes

42:54

thing. He is like the indoor

42:56

shoe outdoor shoe police because every

42:58

time I walk outside. He called

43:01

me out today, dude. Did he?

43:03

He will yell at you. Riley,

43:05

are those your indoor shoes? We've

43:07

got Riley and Barry. Say cheese.

43:09

That's glass, my love. Maybe not.

43:11

Maybe not. Can you say hi,

43:13

bye, bye? Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

43:15

So this was so fun. This

43:18

is life with toddlers. Yeah. Riley,

43:22

I love my red car. Why

43:25

are you doing baby voice? Because

43:27

you can hear his voice. I

43:30

love my red car. You love

43:32

your red car? Oh. Well, should

43:34

you go find it? Oh, your

43:37

red car? Oh, your red car.

43:39

Oh, is your red car drying?

43:42

Yeah, I can hear you. I

43:44

can hear you. I love my

43:46

red car. Riley, you want, I

43:49

was just telling them about the

43:51

fairies. Yeah, can you tell me,

43:54

I don't know about the fairies.

43:56

Tinkerbell? Tinkerbell? She's the best. Do

43:58

fairies leave evidence? Do they leave

44:01

evidence? come out. I don't know

44:03

about the fairies. Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell. She's

44:05

the best. Do fairies leave evidence?

44:08

Do they leave evidence? Because when

44:10

do they come out? At night.

44:13

They come out at night, that's

44:15

right. Here we talk into the

44:17

mic so you can hear your

44:20

voice, can you hear? Yeah. Okay,

44:22

so fairies go out. What else

44:25

about fairies do you know? Do

44:27

we build a village? Because they

44:29

know they're welcomed here, right? We

44:32

say, come on, fairies. They live

44:34

in the trees. We saw- They

44:37

live in the trees. How do

44:39

we know? Because there's holes in

44:41

the trees? Yeah. Do you think

44:44

they have parties at night? Yeah,

44:46

they do. They have a stage

44:49

and everything. Wow. They perform. Yeah.

44:51

They're talented little fairies. Yeah. Are

44:53

you a fairy? No. No. You're

44:56

a human human. He's

44:58

like, come out, I'm going to

45:00

catch you. So when Megumi was

45:03

in Tokyo, you had to clean

45:05

out your old bedroom, right? And

45:07

you found something that kind of

45:09

blew my mind and melted my

45:12

heart at the same time. What

45:14

did you find in there? I

45:16

guess I kept all my letter

45:18

from my friends when I grew

45:20

up and I found all the

45:23

letters and one of them said,

45:25

maybe I was in elementary school.

45:27

And this girl, my friend, wrote,

45:29

I can't wait to see your

45:31

American boyfriend the future. She knew.

45:34

Isn't that crazy, right? Did you,

45:36

like, did you have crushes on

45:38

American boys or never? I don't

45:40

know, but it was my dream

45:43

to move here and dip here,

45:45

so I think I knew I

45:47

would date someone from here, met

45:49

someone I met. Here, you found

45:51

the most American boy. But he's

45:54

a kuba. It's so cute. These

45:56

are cute. She goes so American.

45:58

So American. I love it. Manifestation.

46:00

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Oh, and then

46:02

Magumi. My sister, my new BFF,

46:05

love you so much. Love. Make

46:07

a trainer. M-train. Her. I can't

46:09

believe. I can't believe. Manifestation. You

46:11

did it very well my love.

46:14

Yeah, so she's actually a very

46:16

big fan of you, which is

46:18

lovely. I love it. Your nails

46:20

are so good. Unfortunately, like, you

46:22

know, we started dating right during

46:25

and after the timeless tour so

46:27

I was pretty tapped out on

46:29

Megan Trainer music. I love you

46:31

so much. I love you, but

46:33

she wanted to play it like

46:36

nonstop. I walked into the gym

46:38

the other day because I heard

46:40

no excuses. One of my bangers.

46:42

Have you heard it? is Ryan

46:45

playing my songs while working out

46:47

and I went in there and

46:49

it's Megumi on the stairmaster couldn't

46:51

believe it I had to start

46:53

filming her I was like my

46:56

love she genuinely loves your shit

46:58

just wants to play it not

47:00

stops on these road so on

47:02

these road trips I'll give it

47:04

so on these road trips I'll

47:07

give her it so on these

47:09

road trips I'll give her it's

47:11

I'll give her it so on

47:13

these road trips I'll give her

47:16

it so on these road trips

47:18

I'll give me I'll make my

47:20

when I make my coffee in

47:22

the morning alone, I also have

47:24

making trainer time. He does, I'll

47:27

come downstairs and he's jumping. Yeah.

47:29

Especially if there's a new heat

47:31

or new banger in the catalog.

47:33

Sometimes I just, there is one,

47:35

there is a new banger right

47:38

now. Yeah, I got to play

47:40

for you. It's crazy good. You

47:42

cooking? You cooking? I'm cooking. Well,

47:44

I might be like, you know

47:46

what I'm saying? Got it, got

47:49

it. But are you also, are

47:51

you finding yourself in the studio?

47:53

I did one session the other

47:55

day, first time ever for new

47:58

music. And we were like, uh-oh,

48:00

all day. We're like, we've got

48:02

something. That means something. And it

48:04

sounds. Good. That's the teaser I

48:06

want to clip. Thank you. I'm

48:09

trained. Thank you all for listening.

48:11

Thank you. You want to do

48:13

it again? I thought it was

48:15

great. Megumi, thank you for being

48:17

our star guest. Thank you so

48:20

much for having me and so

48:22

welcoming. I love you guys so

48:24

much. I love you guys so

48:26

much. I love you guys so

48:29

much. I love you. I love

48:31

you. Thank you. Gloria

49:00

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