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1:00

want to miss it. All

1:30

right deep money

1:33

happy holiday. Oh look

1:35

at this is I

1:37

got a gift for you brother. Thank you

1:40

brother. There you go. Look at that rapid.

1:42

Oh my god, it's our conversation. It's

1:44

our group text, dude. This is

1:46

what I said. Okay, funkelry, right? You

1:48

didn't have two toddlers to wrangle around

1:51

on tour. How fun is that? Planti

1:53

Smiley face. Wow, they get the emotions

1:55

really great on this. It's all over

1:57

the boys and it looks really nice

2:00

and on. the wrapping paper quality dude

2:02

I wrapped this and this is the

2:04

best wrapping job I've ever done

2:06

wait bro I personally wrap you wrap

2:08

this I promise I wrap this is phenomenal

2:11

I never wrap this is no dude I

2:13

thought you like went to a no dude

2:15

I don't know dude I thought you like

2:17

went to a no dude I did it

2:20

was just about to rip it up can

2:22

just rip it open yeah I just

2:24

want to say US cellular way to

2:26

go do these group chat wraps groups

2:28

are top tier He's

2:32

ripping it open look. I

2:34

just love You know when I used

2:36

to live with him I could

2:38

I could just hear D money

2:41

singing in the shower from miles

2:43

away And I just feel like

2:45

you should be having a

2:48

full-blown party in there

2:50

wait till you open this

2:52

up a brand new speaker

2:54

dude Onix Studio 8.

2:56

Look at that speaker, man. This

2:58

is beautiful. Oh, happy holidays, baby.

3:00

Thank you so much, Ryan. Yeah,

3:02

you sing in the shower. I'm like,

3:05

let's just give them a full

3:07

blown party in there. Put that

3:09

thing, I mean, you got a

3:11

big enough shock. You just put

3:13

that in there and just let

3:15

it rip, dude. Oh, I love

3:17

the handle. So even when I'm

3:19

coming out of the shower and

3:21

I'm still having a dance party,

3:23

I can just bring it back

3:25

out. Exactly. Man, is a good

3:27

one be jealous Just a reminder

3:29

though. November 24th is your deadline

3:31

US cellular? DM them

3:33

your group Text, okay,

3:35

get that group chat

3:38

wrap November 24th Send

3:40

it in and you can give

3:42

the gift that keeps on

3:45

giving in the rapid, I

3:47

mean, I want to keep this

3:49

we could frame it We

3:51

could frame it M train

3:53

is in the house and

3:55

he gets this out of

3:57

the way. Oh, Megan! Yeah!

4:00

Nice. You have a non, a non-mike.

4:02

That, that mic's not working. What the

4:04

heck? Why is my mic working? Well,

4:07

because I had it, I had it set

4:09

up a little bit more. Oh, hello!

4:11

Oh my God, I missed it here.

4:13

Okay, friends and family, we are

4:15

so back, Megan Trainers in the

4:17

building, working on the pod. We're back.

4:19

Back in the couch, back in the

4:22

couch, back in the lab. I have

4:24

so much to tell you. Who do we

4:26

have our money on? Jake Paul or

4:28

Mike Tyson? No. I'm going to

4:30

bed early tonight, dude. I'm going

4:32

to camping. It's to the fight.

4:35

I'm not watching it. I don't

4:37

care. By the time this episode's

4:39

out, we'll all be like, people shouldn't

4:41

fight. Every time I paid and

4:43

watched one of those, I go,

4:45

I got robbed. Yeah, no, no.

4:47

It's a money grab every time.

4:49

And you know what? God bless

4:52

them. God bless them. It's their

4:54

job. Yes, you know, for

4:56

them. They get people to

4:58

tune in, so... And I'll

5:00

wait till Saturday morning to

5:02

watch it on Tiktak. Not

5:04

even, bro. Literally, two seconds

5:07

after a fight. Oh, you know

5:09

what I'm saying? Like, the clips

5:11

will be there. True, true. Yeah.

5:13

What would you have to talk

5:15

about? What's going on with you?

5:18

So much. So much. And I

5:20

need help. I messed up. Listen.

5:22

I've had Botox like a handful of

5:24

times just a few times just up

5:26

here just my forehead you know and

5:28

someone convinced me with my little lips

5:31

that if you did a lip flip

5:33

you put fill it right above your

5:35

upper lip that you could have a

5:37

beautiful flip on your upper lip and

5:39

you're up for lip and I could

5:41

have one for the first time in

5:43

my whole 30 years of living it

5:45

was not true right and also I

5:47

cannot smile anymore yeah this is as big

5:49

as I can smile to watch this I

5:51

want to say my bad The older brother,

5:54

I tend to humble her

5:56

constantly and... loudly?

5:58

It just can't... And a

6:00

home goods? And I go, bro, you

6:03

can't smile. Yeah, it's like, I can't

6:05

even look at you, don't look at

6:07

me, you can't smile. I go, what

6:10

are you talking about? I just

6:12

got a boat talks. My inside

6:14

thoughts became my outside words. And

6:17

now I can't unsee it. And

6:19

everywhere I go, I cannot smile.

6:21

My face hurts to smile to

6:24

even try. This was, I got, I

6:26

got to send you these. I took

6:28

pictures yesterday. Wags

6:30

and walks, I think is what

6:32

it's called. Oh, that's nice. And

6:34

I'm smiling. I'm I'm a happy

6:36

person here. I'm holding a puppy

6:38

and I that I don't look

6:40

happy. I look like I smelled

6:42

someone's fart, you know, look at this.

6:45

Oh, yeah, and we'll put them up

6:47

on screen. I hear people say, you

6:49

know, the trainers have beautiful smiles. Yeah,

6:51

we don't need to adjust anything.

6:54

You know what this did teach

6:56

me teach me? My smile does light

6:58

up. I think you're in your head.

7:00

Somebody help me! I think you're faking it.

7:02

This is how happy I can get. No dude.

7:04

It's frozen. This is what happens. That's

7:06

me happy. Yeah. Here's the good news though.

7:08

it wears out when because I'm taking vibrators

7:11

to my upper lip and like get

7:13

out of here you unfortunately have to

7:15

be patient and let it wear out because

7:17

I felt the same way with my forehead

7:19

I go I don't I can't move my

7:22

forehead I don't like I like to express

7:24

with my eyebrows it's what I do on

7:26

stream turn it to the and you know

7:28

I got to be expressive with my face

7:31

and with the boat talks was shutting

7:33

that down I felt shut down yeah

7:35

I feel like I'm not happy because I'm

7:37

not happy We try, we try, we try,

7:39

we learn. You try everything, you know, and

7:41

like. Within reason. Oh yeah, sorry. Don't

7:44

try everything. Don't try everything. But yeah,

7:46

I did Botox once and I was

7:48

like, I look, this is young. People gave me

7:50

a call, and it's like, you look rested.

7:52

So I was like, I'm gonna do it

7:54

again, I just got back from tour. I

7:56

have some. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

7:58

wait, wait, wait. This. was filler though

8:01

right? We're talking. No, it was a

8:03

lip flip. But you could tell my

8:05

secrets. So what I did was I

8:07

did filler right here. No, that's

8:10

what you said. Baby, we didn't

8:12

even get to the filler but now

8:14

I got to get. Yeah, lip flip.

8:16

It's a lip flip. It's a different

8:19

flip. It's a different. Yes, yes.

8:21

Call me out. I got fill

8:23

it right here and I'm not.

8:25

It's the lip flip. It's when

8:27

you get to the level of like.

8:29

She making gets also also also our

8:31

trade is we get sold and we'll

8:34

buy Yeah, I get I get marketed

8:36

to and I go I need it.

8:38

I don't need it at all. Me

8:40

on Tech Network right now is dangerous.

8:43

Yeah, so the same with them trained.

8:45

So when someone tells her like you

8:47

should do this you're right? I've been

8:49

standing right there every time. Here's

8:52

another click bait move I'm trying

8:54

to make. I'm Getting a boob job.

8:56

We're full of milk and now they're

8:59

empty and then full of milk and

9:01

now they're empty. They got big, they

9:03

got small, they got big, they got

9:06

small. I've lost some weight and I

9:08

have sags on just like saggy sacks

9:10

as boobs. And what's really difficult is

9:12

trying on all these amazing outfits for

9:15

tour and for shows coming up. I have

9:17

to wear like the most supportive bras

9:19

and it could ruin the outfit and

9:21

I can't be comfortable. No, and they

9:23

squeeze my sides and I don't and I

9:26

always I've always joked and said for years

9:28

like I can't wait till I can get a

9:30

boo job. You've said this as you were like.

9:32

16 years old. So this is not a new thing. This one is, this one

9:34

is, this one. It might be new for all of our listeners, but I have

9:36

wanted this my whole life. So I'm gonna have boobies that don't look at

9:39

the floor. And it's gonna be huge. Not, not gonna be big. They're

9:41

gonna be big. They're gonna be tiny. Sorry. I mean, it's gonna

9:43

be huge for my confidence. Oh no. I'm just getting a lift.

9:45

You know what I mean. Maybe maybe a little, maybe a little,

9:47

maybe a little, maybe a little, maybe a little, maybe a little,

9:49

maybe a little, just so they're just so they're just so they're

9:51

just so they're just so they're just so they're just so they're

9:53

just so they're like, just so they're like, just so they're like,

9:55

just so they're like, maybe a little, just so they're like, just

9:57

so, just so they're like, maybe a little, just so, just so,

10:00

and I've been wanting this for

10:02

years, I did a lot of

10:04

consults, is that what they're called?

10:06

Sure, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I saw

10:09

multiple doctors, took my managers, was

10:11

like to help me decide because

10:13

they're my best friends in life,

10:16

took you a couple times. What's

10:18

funny is the doctors like, I

10:20

need you and your husband to look

10:22

at a lot of boobs and

10:24

tell me what your favorites are.

10:26

And I was like, there's no

10:28

other. You don't have like a

10:30

bland picture of what to choose from?

10:33

I have to go online and find

10:35

something. So we've been looking.

10:37

I mean, imagine boob jobs back in

10:39

the day. I think it's a luxury

10:42

now. You can just go online

10:44

before it was like what, like

10:46

a catalog, you know? Or a guessing

10:48

game. Or a guessing game. Yeah, say

10:51

a letter. Anyways, that's what I'm

10:53

working on. Too much Botox and

10:55

a blue job. LA, baby. I

10:57

can't smile. It will wear

10:59

off. I'm sad. I think

11:01

all of it. I'm

11:04

panicking about it. No,

11:06

don't. It's just, it'll

11:08

go. My light is dim.

11:10

It's dull. Help me.

11:12

I feel like I'm like this.

11:15

Yeah. It's not, yeah, it's

11:17

okay. It's fine. It's fun.

11:19

And just like your song,

11:22

genetics, did you say, you're gonna

11:24

upgrade, you know? Yeah, every time

11:26

I was on tour and I

11:29

was like, I might upgrade, you know,

11:31

I would be like, it's gonna

11:33

be this. Yeah. Because, yeah, I have

11:35

leftover mommy boobs. Being

11:38

a mom of the 30s. Love my

11:40

babies. You do what you gotta

11:42

do? What are you working on,

11:44

huh? I'm working on TV show.

11:47

I'm working on TV show. I

11:49

got to watch my buddy Jim, never

11:51

watched a director act before. Jim what?

11:53

Jim Cummings. Yes, love him. The

11:56

people know I talk about Jim all

11:58

the time on this podcast. We love

12:00

him! It's amazing! But I got on set

12:02

yesterday and it's my first time watching Jim

12:05

act and direct at the same time and

12:07

when I got on set I went to

12:09

the monitor to watch and he was standing

12:11

next to me and he was in his

12:14

wardrobe because he's working all day but all

12:16

of a sudden he's standing next to me

12:18

and then all of a sudden he's just

12:20

on camera and I was like oh shit

12:22

I didn't know he was in the scene and

12:24

then when we got to work later together...

12:27

He would be like, okay,

12:29

everyone settle, settle, and

12:31

action. So what you're

12:33

really telling me is, and

12:36

just go right into it.

12:38

It was, it was insane to

12:40

watch. I had a front

12:42

row seat. It was great.

12:44

I'm jealous. I was like,

12:46

can I come to set?

12:49

It does a glimpse into

12:51

Darryl's future. I know. I was

12:53

like, you could do that. Oh,

12:55

that's it. I could do that. But

12:57

what's fun is, is that like,

13:00

this set is awesome. Everyone is

13:02

so happy to be there. So

13:04

like, every time you're saying settle

13:06

and like quiet, it's because everyone's

13:08

giggling, everyone's laughing. And just

13:10

like, love it. Speaking of that, who

13:12

are you acting with? Who's your new

13:15

best friend and my new best friend?

13:17

John Rudnitzki. Yep, and I just

13:19

confirmed that he. will be a

13:21

guest on this very podcast. Oh, really?

13:23

You're welcome! I took a picture of

13:25

y'all and I said, will you do

13:28

our podcast someday? It won't help

13:30

your career in any way, but it

13:32

will be a fun hour of giggles

13:34

and viral TikTok. Yes. And he said, I

13:36

will literally do it today would

13:38

be an honor. Let's go. He's coming

13:40

over later. Just to hang, just to

13:42

hang. But he is funny, dude. He's

13:44

so funny, dude. And he's so sweet

13:47

and so nice. He's the nicest. I

13:49

made a friend. You made a friend? I

13:51

want him to be my friend, too. It's

13:53

weird, too. He makes friends with guys,

13:55

and then he like keeps them to

13:57

himself. Like, when Jim will come. I'm

14:00

over sometimes. He'll be like,

14:02

I'm gonna hang out with

14:04

my friend now over there. And

14:06

I'm like, well, may I come to?

14:08

And he's like, well, we're gonna

14:10

go over there. I'm like, is

14:12

he my friend as well? Well,

14:15

I guess I don't know. I

14:17

don't know if it happens just

14:19

like that, but it's weird. It

14:21

happens, yeah, Megan sees it

14:23

as like, Megan's world. Hey,

14:25

this is my friend, stay over

14:27

there. Yes. What the hell? Yes. Go, right?

14:30

Go hang out with my friends. It's somewhere

14:32

else. And, you know, you love having

14:34

Darryl around. So he stays, but he

14:36

has his friends come over and he

14:38

wants. It's just, it's bonding time with

14:41

his friends. Why can't I bond with

14:43

him? You can't a little after. I

14:45

feel like that's what you do all the time.

14:47

What? Like, I'm not have guy friends?

14:49

No, but it depends on the

14:52

situation. No. It's his moment to

14:54

bond with his male friends. You

14:56

know, like you're like, you know,

14:58

like you're like movies. Yeah, but yeah,

15:00

he literally takes him. Yeah, he takes

15:02

him to a living home where there's

15:04

a big TV. He's like, we're gonna

15:07

talk over here about movies. I'm

15:09

like, I'll chime in. Maybe he doesn't

15:11

want to bore you, I don't know.

15:13

Yeah, it's movies you haven't seen

15:15

before, you know. Yeah, it does it with

15:17

all these guys. But I will say in my.

15:19

Certain situation here, by the

15:22

way, you know, mogumi. Oh my god,

15:24

are we talking about it? Yeah,

15:26

yeah, we are. Yeah, she's listening to

15:28

this right now. 100% I'm a gumi.

15:30

I brought her to some, that was

15:32

very nice. You interrupted it. I'm

15:34

a gumi, I love you. Thanks

15:37

for doing that. New ring town.

15:39

She's going to see it. It's

15:41

going to exist forever. Ryan has

15:43

a girlfriend. I do. I do. I

15:45

do. Life is good. Life is beautiful.

15:47

I found out on tour. I said I

15:50

would and I did. You did. You

15:52

manifested it, bro. I did. I did.

15:54

And it's been truly magical.

15:56

And, but yeah, she hangs out with

15:58

me and my friends. Everyone's

16:00

friend, you know, everyone's mingling. So I

16:02

think Megan can hang out with your

16:04

friends. She can, and she does. I'm a hoot. And

16:07

she does. When I was over here in jamas

16:09

over here, we were all hanging out together. That's

16:11

right. Because I had to be like, stay here,

16:13

John. Hang with me too. I kept telling

16:15

him, you're my friend as well. I have to

16:17

put it on aggressively, you know what I mean?

16:19

Because I know you don't need to

16:21

do that. It's already assumed in the

16:23

environment. Yeah, maybe because memory told you

16:26

I felt like I don't have a lot

16:28

of friends. Yeah, maybe you're excited. So

16:30

I was excited. Yeah, you know, a little

16:32

puppy. I was like, oh, you want to hang

16:34

out? All of my friends are your friends

16:36

too and vice versa. You literally hang

16:38

out with gym all the time without me.

16:40

Well, now we're working together. So we're at work.

16:43

We're at work. We're at work. We're at work. We're

16:45

at work. We're at work. We're at work. We're

16:47

at work. This is ridiculous. This is

16:49

so fun. That's O.G. Megan, that's

16:51

Young Megan. All she wants to

16:54

do is hang out. She wants

16:56

to hang out. Me and my

16:58

friend, she just wants to

17:00

be involved. It's very, it's

17:03

very sweet. Somebody invite

17:05

me, I won't go. But like

17:07

invite me. Speaking of that, Bella.

17:09

My trainer, it's her birthday today.

17:12

And she invited me to her

17:14

dinner thing she's gonna do. I love

17:16

you. Are you sure it was, I

17:18

think it was yesterday? What's wrong with

17:20

you? They didn't know when we

17:23

were recording this. They didn't know

17:25

when we were recording this. No,

17:27

I'm just not, you know. What's wrong

17:29

with you? I think it was like yesterday.

17:31

I saw, I saw your mom was

17:33

like, it's today, but it was

17:35

yesterday. I've been working on, working

17:37

on it. Are you still quoting 30

17:39

year old movies? Have you said cool

17:42

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18:09

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18:13

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18:15

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18:17

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18:20

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18:22

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18:24

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20:39

What are you working on

20:41

Ryan? I got a big camping trick

20:44

this this weekend and I'm a little

20:46

I'm a little concerned. This one's the

20:48

real deal. Joshua Tree is cute, you

20:51

know, it's nice. It's pretty simple. You're

20:53

in the desert, but it's like.

20:55

Everything looks like it was put

20:58

there man-made like it's bizarre. It's very

21:00

like clean. So now we can see

21:02

the sky and Joshua tree. I

21:04

don't know if you're gonna be

21:06

able to see this guy here.

21:08

Sequoia National Park. No I do.

21:10

It's about four hours north. The

21:12

biggest trees on the planet. There

21:14

actually is one tree that literally

21:16

is the biggest tree on earth.

21:18

I've heard of this. You could

21:20

get murdered. No. I don't know

21:22

about that. We might get murdered. she

21:24

does this why do you guys camp in the

21:27

winter time you know what I mean I think

21:29

she's just excited to have a boyfriend a lover

21:31

to camp with and so she's like what's camp

21:33

in my living room like what do you mean

21:35

I'll set it up no they like I'm gonna go

21:37

to I'm gonna go to Aria and try and see

21:39

if there's like a chargeable heater you know

21:42

something like there's gotta be like a crime

21:44

I could put a fireplace on my big TV

21:46

and it could feel like you're right all right all

21:48

right all right all right all right all right

21:50

All right, let's go camping. I think we

21:52

got this in the sleeping bag. I got

21:54

very nice. You know, you know, we're gonna

21:57

buy the nicest things that keep you warm

21:59

and I think it's night. It says

22:01

30 degrees and yeah at night

22:03

it's gonna be like 25 but

22:05

I think it'll be okay that

22:07

five I like I run hot so

22:09

I might be okay. But both of

22:12

you don't have any body

22:14

fat so I run up. Why is

22:16

that? Why is that? Guys run hot?

22:18

Why is that? Guys run hot.

22:20

I run hot. I run up. Why

22:22

is that? Guys run hot. I don't

22:25

know what that is. I'm so nice.

22:27

I'm just I am I have concerns.

22:29

for the cold. So, and another

22:31

vlog in the making though, dude,

22:33

that tic-talk has like 3 million

22:36

views. Yeah, so if you haven't

22:38

seen Ryan's camping tic-talk with Magumi,

22:40

it is. the greatest footage of all

22:42

times. She is an angel. Everyone's

22:44

like, protect her at all costs.

22:46

We love this woman. And she's

22:48

like, oh no, there's mean comments.

22:50

I'm like, no, there's not. We

22:52

all love you. They all love

22:54

you. That's what I saw in

22:56

the comments. Everyone was so nice.

22:59

She is an angel. She's exactly

23:01

what you see on that video. And I

23:03

adore her. And on top of all

23:05

that, she's the number one Megan

23:07

trainer fan. And spycranas. Meg and

23:09

Trinity and tell me I'm

23:11

beautiful. It's my favorite thing. Only

23:14

refers to you in your full name.

23:16

Meg and Trinity. Yeah. She has a

23:18

tough time saying, Darryl, which is

23:21

very adorable. adorable. Calls him

23:23

Mr. D. Love that. Honored. What

23:25

an honor. What an honor. Favorite

23:27

nickname for D. You know how

23:29

many people have called me Mr.

23:31

D? She's the only one. She's the

23:33

only one. And that is so special

23:36

to me. And to her. She'll hear

23:38

this. Yeah, it's it's amazing, but

23:40

this camping trip is going to

23:42

be an experience and Yeah, you need

23:44

you need those you need those you know

23:46

those heating the things you hold in

23:48

your hands. Oh, yeah, we're gonna need

23:50

a bunch of those Need some ear

23:52

muffs. Yeah, but during the day both

23:54

days are very sunny. That'll be our

23:56

saving grace. So it's not going to

23:58

be like snow Oh, that's nice. Well,

24:01

sunny days. It's one night. We

24:03

have to survive one night. What's up?

24:05

I'm really proud of you. Oh, me?

24:07

For letting your guard down and letting

24:10

love in. I told you I was

24:12

just waiting for the right one.

24:14

She's special. Just very special.

24:16

And I just, I had a feeling.

24:18

I was like, ah, there's something

24:20

out there. I just got to,

24:22

I just got to, I just

24:24

got to be patient here. Gotta

24:27

keep trying, I kept trying, I

24:29

kept trying, I kept trying. I met

24:31

a lot of lovely people, but

24:33

she, I've never met a person

24:35

so kind and sweet and

24:37

empathetic. Just an angel. Like

24:39

she's Sweet Baby Angel and her

24:42

name is Sweet Baby Angel in

24:44

the Twitter chat. She pops in.

24:46

Oh, really? Yeah. That's a door. He

24:48

did it as like a little. Like

24:50

oh, no, well, no, you just be

24:52

sweet baby angel Yeah, I saw on

24:54

your stream. I watched it live when

24:57

you're like guess what chat? Sweet baby

24:59

angel is Megumi and they were like

25:01

Kelsey knew immediately because she's a moderator

25:03

So she's like well, I saw that

25:06

you gifted her a sub after the

25:08

stream I was like a fuck Yeah,

25:10

yeah, so she she is supportive of

25:12

the gaming which is nice. I always

25:15

thought that was going to be a

25:17

concern for someone I was like gonna

25:19

text you like hey this is probably boring

25:21

for her but she was having a great

25:24

time so much fun I was really gonna

25:26

only looked at the chat we're just having

25:28

so much fun talking to her but I

25:30

was like you don't know how quick scope

25:32

I don't know what that means yeah I

25:34

don't know what that means just reading the

25:36

chat she had more fun than I could

25:38

ever imagine I tried to buy her like

25:40

how great is that she has fun gaming

25:42

you have fun camping You guys are

25:44

just two worlds colliding. Two

25:46

worlds colliding. I love that.

25:48

You try to get your headphones

25:51

and they're awesome. I started

25:53

talking. You got to clip that

25:55

moment and then zoom in on

25:57

my face. How does it feel? I'm

26:00

gonna chat later. Um, yeah, I tried

26:02

to buy her a headphone. So what

26:04

I was saying was saying. I love

26:07

you too. Okay, okay, go. What's going

26:09

on? What's going on? What's going on?

26:11

From my bro, bro, bro, come on.

26:14

Nobody can listen to this now. I

26:16

can't smile. It hurts my face. You

26:18

went to razor. Too much bow talks.

26:21

I went to a store called razor.

26:23

This is not an ad. You just

26:25

happen to be there. Just, Darryl showed

26:28

me. I found it. Yep. And it

26:30

made me want to be a gamer,

26:32

honestly. It's satisfying all the lights. It's

26:35

all dopamine, bro. It's just not Tik.

26:37

It's just games. Yeah, the lights, yeah.

26:39

So I was like, I might build

26:42

a whole setup. but I don't know

26:44

where to put it yet. But then

26:46

we saw pink headphones that had kitten

26:49

ears and I was like, I gotta

26:51

get these from a goomie. Yeah. Your

26:53

headphones are still here by the way,

26:56

the ones that vibrate. You didn't grab

26:58

them. I grabbed a pair and I

27:00

also can't use those with the setup

27:03

I have. Then change your setup. Nah.

27:05

It's like a whole thing. You can

27:07

talk to skater if you want, but

27:10

it's like a specific, he could probably

27:12

explain it very well. I think there's

27:14

another way. Excuse me. Let's get past

27:17

this. Yeah, so you did. They're awesome.

27:19

We'll find a way to make them

27:21

work. Maybe we should have a gaming

27:24

setup. So maybe I should game with

27:26

my with my bros. Oh, dude. That's

27:28

all people. Where's Megan? Where's there? I'll

27:31

do the game. Because that's when our

27:33

day is up. That's my window. His

27:35

day is 5 a.m to 730 p.m.

27:38

I'm gaming at 730. Oh. That's when

27:40

he's like, okay, I can go to

27:42

bed now. Oh at 730. Yeah, once

27:45

you have kids, it's kind of like

27:47

you maybe have an hour because you

27:49

got to get to bed early because

27:52

you got to get up early. I'm

27:54

also falling asleep so early these days.

27:56

Because you get in the fine life.

27:58

I get up early. As soon as

28:01

we crawl into bed and we'll put

28:03

something on, it's like five minutes in.

28:05

Yeah. But I don't know, I feel

28:08

like I got to talk to a

28:10

doctor about this because I wake up

28:12

in the morning and, you know, been

28:15

sober for two and a half years

28:17

now. Honestly, I feel like I'm blacking

28:19

out every night. What do you mean?

28:22

Wait, what? Does anyone remember exactly what

28:24

they were doing? No, but I don't

28:26

remember last night. No, but, like, what?

28:29

I got to talk to a doctor.

28:31

I can't remember the last four minutes

28:33

before I fall asleep. It's, I think

28:36

it's because, like, we're usually watching something,

28:38

I fall asleep while watching something, but

28:40

I don't remember what the last thing

28:43

I watched was, and then I, like,

28:45

like, I don't say good night. I

28:47

think you're just very tight, you're also

28:50

working, and your brain is buzzing, so

28:52

now you're working the brain with everything,

28:54

with the acting and the, and you're

28:57

alert, you're paying attention to everything, your

28:59

brain is just cooking. You don't understand

29:01

goodnight to me. No, but I do

29:04

remember that you do. I do remember

29:06

that's good. I do remember not last

29:08

night the night before last I fell

29:11

asleep and then I woke up to

29:13

Megan just over my face putting mouth

29:15

tape on my mouth. No. Yeah, I

29:18

helped you. I said do a mouth

29:20

tape and you said yes. So I

29:22

put it on. I said, yes. I

29:25

don't remember saying no. Yeah. I just

29:27

opened my eyes. I was like. Dude,

29:29

you're just a dad. Last night, every

29:32

night, he falls asleep. Also, the Pilates.

29:34

Yeah, that'll kill you. I'm in shambles

29:36

today from doing a two days ago.

29:39

No, I'm in shambles. Oh, sorry, I

29:41

talked over you. No, it's cool. I

29:43

haven't been here a while. You should.

29:46

Yeah. Sorry. Speak her down. Go ahead.

29:48

No, I just want you to know

29:50

that when you fall asleep. I think

29:52

he goes to rems so fast or

29:55

fast or something, or something. like make

29:57

a movement because I'm going to bed

29:59

finally. I pee always like four times

30:02

before I go to bed. Then I

30:04

get in bed and I wake you

30:06

up a little and your eyes like

30:09

a dad and then he either goes

30:11

like for a kiss like a very

30:13

passionate kiss or a boot grab and

30:16

I go no no no no. No,

30:18

you know, like he just saw him

30:20

be like, yes, you know, and I'm

30:23

like, good night, whatever that was, whoever

30:25

you are, I love you. He's a

30:27

dad. Yeah, dad and husband. I love

30:30

you. Oh my God, he loves me.

30:32

He wants me, you know, I don't

30:34

want to get on your side. Yeah,

30:37

he probably just drops right in a

30:39

REM sleep. But I was saying like,

30:41

yeah, the Pilates, like, you use a

30:44

lot of your, your energy. to do

30:46

those classes. And it's like a serious

30:48

workout. So you're just, I think you're

30:51

just extra exhausted. We did a hard

30:53

workout today. Yeah, that was a good

30:55

one. There's a good one. There's a

30:58

good one. I was a good one.

31:00

I was a good one. And I

31:02

was sore from Pilates, yeah, two days

31:05

ago. It's my bottom cord that I

31:07

never had. You're gonna have, you're gonna

31:09

have abs. I can't wait. You know

31:12

what I just want my back to

31:14

be strong? Because the doctor said it.

31:16

Your shoulders start to curl in. You

31:19

know how my posture is horrific? Yeah.

31:21

Because my lower traps are so weak.

31:23

Oh. So he's like, work on that.

31:26

And they're like, really? I thought it

31:28

was the upper traps. And I was

31:30

like, no, the lower ones support you.

31:33

So yeah. I won't be doing a

31:35

lot of these. What do you go

31:37

to, like 15? No, no, no, they

31:40

go, okay, they go, okay, they go,

31:42

okay, and 10 more, blah, blah, blah,

31:44

blah, blah, okay, last 10, yeah, and

31:46

10 more. I'm like, no, no, no,

31:49

you said last 10, last 10. They're

31:51

not like 50. No, one time I

31:53

got spicy with Sarah. She was like,

31:56

try, try the hardest one, like, like,

31:58

the spring? Yeah, it's gonna be the

32:00

last set, I go, is gonna be

32:03

the last set, is gonna be the,

32:05

is gonna be the, is gonna be

32:07

the, is gonna be the, is gonna

32:10

be the, I go, is gonna be

32:12

the, is gonna be the, is gonna

32:14

be the, is gonna be the, is

32:17

gonna, is gonna, is gonna, Is it?

32:19

Like a liar? Oh, is it going

32:21

to be the last one? Because you

32:24

get down from 10, 9, 8, 9,

32:26

9, 9, 9, 9? 10, 9. Slow

32:28

as counts. That's what Pilates is. It's

32:31

when you think you're done? Pulse. Seven.

32:33

What do you think you're done? Pulse?

32:35

Pulse. Also, the an. And. 9 I

32:38

was like no that's 10 9. No,

32:40

it's I was mad But it's good

32:42

in Pilates you're my heroes after every

32:45

class I clap I look around I

32:47

know I know any time I'm in

32:49

a class I'm in a class I

32:52

look around I know I know any

32:54

time I've been a class if I

32:56

haven't gone in a while but if

32:59

I see like an older woman or

33:01

an older man like struggling I'm like

33:03

hey you did great because they're mostly

33:06

better than me probably Rise up Pilates.

33:08

Rise up Pilates. I want to do

33:10

the beginner's class. Can't find me in

33:13

that professional one. Working on parenting, my

33:15

son, both my kids went to the

33:17

dentist and their teeth are gorgeous. We've

33:20

been brushing like crazy. Oh yeah, we're

33:22

crushing the brush. And I flossed now

33:24

with Riley every night. Oh. I know

33:27

it's so good. His gaps are so

33:29

big. So it's fine. is very tongue-tied,

33:31

which wasn't even a conversation in the

33:34

hospital. You can't even call it tongue-tied,

33:36

because it's not a tongue. It's not

33:38

a tongue. It's like that thing up

33:40

there. They're like, they should have clipped

33:43

that, too, with a laser. And I've

33:45

seen, I saw it online, but I

33:47

was like, whatever. And they literally, she

33:50

literally over the phone, because I couldn't

33:52

be there, so I was face-timed, she

33:54

was like, oh, did you have... problem

33:57

speaking and I was like yes speech

33:59

delayed I was like very and they're

34:01

like pronunciation is hard I was like

34:04

yes and this whole time I like

34:06

we had no idea what it was

34:08

Doctors are like you should test him

34:11

fully and see if he's like delayed

34:13

or like needs to have special one-on-one

34:15

time with a tutor and it was

34:18

like all very overwhelming and this whole

34:20

time he's being super tongue-tied and like

34:22

his mouth was closed and like could

34:25

have been fixed but I had no

34:27

idea. Crazy. Go is it? The same

34:29

thing as you learn. Check your kid's

34:32

mouth I guess. Like it's 2024, why

34:34

don't you know all this yet? Oh,

34:36

so why are we still using scissors

34:39

when we got lasers? I know they're

34:41

she was like did they do scissors

34:43

or lasers? I was like I saw

34:46

scissors and she was like, oh, should

34:48

have been a laser? And I was

34:50

like, I agree should have cut a

34:53

wood is the worst dude. And then

34:55

the best part was she I heard

34:57

her nice aloud go save up for

35:00

braces for this one. And I was

35:02

like, okay. Invise a line. Yeah, do

35:04

you know? by the time they're ready

35:07

for braces no by the time they're

35:09

ready it's probably gonna be a baseline

35:11

it depends dude it depends then he

35:14

might get excited like as a kid

35:16

you're like I want those cool braces

35:18

metal ones those braces are cool look

35:21

at the colors some of them are

35:23

like yeah they want those they want

35:25

those colors and you get I did

35:28

want braces because you guys had them

35:30

the flu that gets stuck in those

35:32

things though popcorn is impossible there's no

35:34

way you can really clean that out

35:37

no and that keeps me up at

35:39

night His breath is going to stink.

35:41

My teeth turned out okay. And then

35:44

I had him for like seven years.

35:46

And my dense is like, you have

35:48

such healthy teeth. Really? Yeah. Very, very

35:51

healthy. Didn't you just get a cavity

35:53

feel? Yeah. Oh my God. There's like

35:55

two cavities out of like my whole

35:58

life. That's true. I only had one

36:00

my whole life. I don't know why

36:02

we got so lucky. We never had,

36:05

I don't know. You're tiredness when you

36:07

wake up in the morning. I just,

36:09

yeah, I think you're okay. Okay. Do

36:12

you remember last night, right before bed?

36:14

No. I remember everything until I closed

36:16

my eyes. I think I was looking.

36:19

up like a toy poodle jackets and

36:21

a harness. I'm bringing her. Whoa! I'm

36:23

bringing her. No you're not. She won't.

36:26

She won't. All she wants to do

36:28

what keeps her alive is me. Be

36:30

with you. I know do. That's been

36:33

the issue. That's why she lives at

36:35

your house. There's this cool Korean guy

36:37

on YouTube that camps with his dog.

36:40

Same as Ru. Really. Stop it, that's

36:42

Roo. It's a Korean version of Roo.

36:44

And this teacup poodle, they're in like

36:47

elements, dude. He's out there in like

36:49

the crazy snow, and it's all like

36:51

ASMR, so it's just him alone with

36:54

the poodle. Crunch, crunch. Yeah. All right,

36:56

as long as you like, yeah, keep

36:58

her in your armpit. Like, it shouldn't

37:01

be like, ma'am have got some snow,

37:03

but that's up, you know. We're down

37:05

low on this. Careful, those birds and

37:08

those trees. So you're going to a

37:10

place to snow? I have a harness.

37:12

There's going to be a little snow

37:15

on the ground. Are there animals? There's

37:17

bears. There might be bears. Are there

37:19

bears? Hey bear. You're not going. This

37:22

is how you're not going. This is

37:24

how you want to die? No. Do

37:26

you want to live? Are you? trees

37:29

and dears and dears and we grew

37:31

up with dears. Yeah, it's magical. They're

37:33

magical. I'm very excited. What are you

37:35

laughing at? Nothing. Laughing at me growing

37:38

up on an island? No, no. You

37:40

think it's funny? No. I only had

37:42

dears as animals? No. I think it's

37:45

magical. We didn't have squirrels. What? We

37:47

only had dears because one dude brought

37:49

them over and then mated them. Years

37:52

ago. Little Rhine. Mommy look it's a

37:54

squirrel. Mommy can we keep it? Yeah

37:56

So we didn't see much. I've been

37:59

working on We are just entering the

38:01

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38:03

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41:10

dude. You need a nap. I need

41:12

more capping. Yeah, let's coffee after this,

41:15

please, I love you. Okay, I love

41:17

you too. So, uh, on the Disney

41:19

lot, I heard a rumor as a

41:21

kid. There are a lot of squirrels

41:24

on that Disney lot. There are a

41:26

lot of squirrels on that Disney lot.

41:28

And I heard a rumor that like

41:31

someone brought over a bunch of squirrels

41:33

because like kids thought it was like,

41:35

like, every time I had an audition

41:37

on the audition on the Disney lot.

41:40

I'd, I'd be like, I'd be like,

41:42

I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd

41:44

be like, I'd be like, I'd, I'd,

41:46

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

41:49

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

41:51

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

41:53

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

41:55

like, like, like, like, like, No. Yeah,

41:58

that was a story I didn't need

42:00

to share. Yeah. I'm sorry about squirrels

42:02

too guys. There was something. I wrote

42:05

down. What else were we working on?

42:07

God, like coming down from tour is

42:09

aggressive. Zuck and T. Payne's remix of

42:11

Get Low. Zee Main. Zee Main. Zee

42:14

Main. Zee Pain. Zee Pain. Yeah. Love.

42:16

Dude. What an awesome anniversary gift because

42:18

they met during Get Low. Honestly, I

42:20

was very jealous. And I was like,

42:23

how did you not think to like

42:25

write a song with T Pain for

42:27

me? You hear

42:29

this? You hear this? You hear this?

42:32

I mean, hey listeners, are you hearing

42:34

this? I was jealous. You know about

42:36

what we did with Japan for 30th

42:38

birthday? Five year anniversary? The manager's got

42:40

him on an airplane and brought him

42:43

here. Oh, okay. You said that'd be

42:45

a good idea? Oh, is that how

42:47

it happened? He coordinated it. It was

42:49

his house. Well Maggie is friends with

42:51

his team and they and Sally and

42:54

his manager. Talked. You have no idea

42:56

what goes on behind the scenes. Guess

42:58

what we're doing this year for my

43:00

birthday? Do you know yet? Yeah, he

43:02

knows. I do. It's not surprised because

43:05

I guessed it. I, I always do.

43:07

Yeah, in the shower. Well, you go

43:09

first because I don't. Okay. Yeah, I

43:11

know if you know. Escape room. Yes,

43:13

escape room. Yeah, let's go. I am

43:16

screwed. I really want it to be

43:18

like four of us. I really want

43:20

it to be like four of us.

43:22

for each back to back to back

43:24

to back before rooms yeah but how

43:26

many people could fit in one room

43:29

I don't know yet finding that out

43:31

okay and then it's like a six-hour

43:33

thing it's called dead and breakfast I'm

43:35

gonna be screaming in there maybe we'll

43:37

do too and be like you know

43:40

and then we're going to because that's

43:42

anniversary gift and we're going to a

43:44

smash place then we're going to a

43:46

smash room We're going to a bracket

43:48

room. And I cannot wait, but I

43:51

remember filming the music video for Whoops.

43:53

Everyone was there. They all had their

43:55

safety goggles on. I wasn't even shattering,

43:57

oh, I wasn't shattering glass. It was

43:59

like candy glass, so it would be

44:02

safer. And I couldn't even do it.

44:04

I was so scared. Everyone was like

44:06

yelling at me, like, come on! They

44:08

started playing rock and roll. That just

44:10

made my anxiety go through the roof.

44:13

I was like, I'm afraid, I'm gonna

44:15

hurt someone, please stay back! Like I

44:17

thought I was gonna hit the cameras.

44:19

I couldn't believe it. I go, dude.

44:21

Everyone was disappointed. I've never felt... I

44:23

was so disappointed. Yeah, it was so

44:26

disappointed. My sister can't swing a baseball

44:28

bat and smash it. They were like,

44:30

where is your anger? And I was

44:32

like, I don't take it out on

44:34

things, you know, take it out on

44:37

people. No, I just, I could not

44:39

do it. Have you ever been to

44:41

Raydrum? No, I am very excited. I

44:43

just got a real nervous. I'm like,

44:45

I'm like, what's about, what's about, what's

44:48

about, what's about, what's about to happen.

44:50

I think you all look at me

44:52

and go, oh, I know, I know,

44:54

I know, I know, I know, but

44:56

you know, like how at the, uh,

44:59

men's retreat, you did the yelling, you

45:01

know, you know, like, am I gonna

45:03

start, my guys are breaking, is it

45:05

gonna be like, oh, oh, oh, oh,

45:07

Darrell, he's gonna tap into that interfeast

45:10

of like, I need to let all

45:12

of it go. Yeah, yeah, sleep's like

45:14

an angel for the rest of the

45:16

rest of least. Yeah, I, I know,

45:18

I know, I know, I know, I

45:20

know, I know, I know, I know,

45:23

I know, I know, I know, I

45:25

know, I know, I know, I know,

45:27

I know, I know, I know, I

45:29

know, I know, I know, I know,

45:31

I know, I know, I know, I

45:34

know, I know, I know, I know,

45:36

I know, I know, I know, I

45:38

know, I He looks out there's tears

45:40

down his face. Yeah, he's just crying.

45:42

Just crying, hold on. I think, what's

45:45

just standing there? Yeah, I think Jojo

45:47

will like it a lot. I just

45:49

want to hang out with my friends

45:51

by myself. You are a lot. I

45:53

love you. I want friends too. I

45:56

get to have friends. You can't have

45:58

a lot of friends. I was bringing

46:00

her back. My best friend lives in

46:02

New York. I never see her. Well,

46:04

whose fault is that? It's hers. Okay,

46:07

but I need more friends. She promised

46:09

you she was moving out to Los

46:11

Angeles and she lied. If you ever

46:13

want to hang out to do text

46:15

her, she'll be here in a second.

46:18

Yeah, she does. She does work, but

46:20

we can. are free dude and guess

46:22

what you just same with you had

46:24

a blast hanging out with you and

46:26

the kids last week was it last

46:28

weekend yeah making apple pies and hanging

46:31

out with the kids too you can

46:33

tell her to come over and then

46:35

I can just play video games at

46:37

the setup that we have here yes

46:39

from razor will you do me that

46:42

we set up a setup right here

46:44

we could set up something in here

46:46

I mean, yeah, there's just an empty

46:48

spot right there. Yeah, like right there.

46:50

If it just if it sat in

46:53

that corner and that's the background, it

46:55

would be pretty. I'm doing it today.

46:57

Today is aggressive, but yeah. Well, I'll

46:59

just order it online and then it'll

47:01

show up. Have you seen Matthew McConaughey

47:04

on Two Bears One game? He has

47:06

incredible quotes on there. How is he

47:08

never seen the tiptoes trailer? How did

47:10

they? I think he was lying, because

47:12

he's a professional and he's gonna be

47:15

a great actor. He's gonna be in

47:17

government at some point. He's a politician.

47:19

And he did this trailer, unbelievable. I

47:21

can't believe this movie. No, no, we'll

47:23

show you. We can't play it on

47:25

this podcast. I'll show you. I'll play

47:28

it on this podcast. I'll show you

47:30

later. But I just love, when he

47:32

talks about making tuna salad. And I

47:34

am riveted by him explaining what he

47:36

does with his tuna salad. It's incredible.

47:39

Did you read the Green Lights book?

47:41

He loved his books. Don't read it.

47:43

Listen to it. Yeah, he listened to

47:45

it. Because Matthew McConaughey narrating his own

47:47

book. Okay. Green Lights. It's so good.

47:50

He says Green Light. He says Green

47:52

Lights, like a bunch of times. Yeah,

47:54

dude, he is a phenomenal. I just

47:56

don't know how they come up with

47:58

the concept. Like, like, Bert was like...

48:01

Do you like ketchup? And he's like,

48:03

I'll look at you. And I do

48:05

the exact same thing. I get my

48:07

burger in the ketchup. Of course. Because

48:09

we're sauce people, aren't we, baby? Yeah,

48:12

I'm so. Yeah. Look at that, dude.

48:14

For a dry guy, guy. You just

48:16

don't even know it. You just don't

48:18

even know it. You just don't even

48:20

know you haven't accepted it. Yeah, you

48:22

don't accept it. There's much more. Yeah,

48:25

there's a lot out there. Catch up,

48:27

I guess, would be the best sauce.

48:29

You can choose one sauce. Soy sauce.

48:31

O'Reilly, dude? When he has Ketchup. And

48:33

we're like, no, no, no, no, it's

48:36

a dip. You put your stuff in

48:38

there. You don't just pick it up

48:40

with the fork or your pinky. It's

48:42

like, very tough to watch. It's so

48:44

cute. I mean, there's always that one

48:47

kid that just ate ketchup packets at

48:49

lunchtime. Oh, no. Just ketchup. He could

48:51

be that guy. Got to watch out.

48:53

Don't want to watch out. Cause a

48:55

chip. Yeah. in ketchup. It is a

48:58

crunchy, crispy, always french fry. And people

49:00

looked at me like I was eating

49:02

Oreos and pickles. Like, I mean it

49:04

is absurd. So comment guys, if you

49:06

agree with Megan, chips in ketchup, potato

49:09

chips. But they had a chips and

49:11

ketchup. That was her move. Are we

49:13

talking Cape Cop potato chips? Any type

49:15

of chip, really. Ruffles. Well not like

49:17

a barbecue chip, but that'd be fire.

49:19

But like. A plain, any plain salty

49:22

chip, a tortilla. No, wait, no. You

49:24

would do, yes, you would do toastios.

49:26

Toastido, no. It's a corn. That's corn,

49:28

by the way. That's a corn chip.

49:30

That's not potato. Was that like popcorn

49:33

in a ketchup? Yeah, pretty much. Well,

49:35

I hate you guys. He's a wench.

49:37

It's okay. I knew a kid who

49:39

used to take, you loved it. He

49:41

used to take, no one would not.

49:44

Corn on the cob. I used to

49:46

know a kid. Corn of the cop

49:48

is crazy. Because the soles and the

49:50

sweet. No, he didn't like ketchup. Are

49:52

you kidding me? He's anti-soss. It was

49:55

you. You were like, this isn't the

49:57

half bad, you know? And then we'd

49:59

jump back in the pool. Maybe I

50:01

gave it a go. Ketchup is great.

50:03

It's so good. I can't remember. I

50:06

feel like Darryl. We gotta ask a

50:08

doctor. I gotta go. I have a

50:10

funny voicemail that will play for a

50:12

little clip. Yeah. Whoo! We're just gonna

50:14

vibe to this. I'm gonna massage my

50:17

boat talks out. Get ready. Working on

50:19

a hotline. Six, six, one, four, three,

50:21

six, three. Buckle up. That's

50:27

off the bumb on

50:29

the base that I

50:32

like. I said, help

50:34

me. I keep it

50:36

juicy. You better hold

50:38

out on our body

50:40

life. It keeps going.

50:42

Oh, because she's cute

50:44

and she's classy. Sick

50:46

body. She knows what

50:48

she do. Oh,

50:58

is that a sneeze? I don't

51:00

know. Who is that? We don't

51:02

know. Thank you, kind stranger. That

51:05

made my day. I want to

51:07

say, Alexia or something. Someone was

51:09

in my Tiktok live and was

51:11

like, hey, I left you a

51:13

voicemail and it's me singing. And

51:15

I was like, I missed that.

51:17

So I went back and found

51:19

it. And there it is. And

51:21

it made my day. My new

51:23

ring tone. Send it to me.

51:25

This is actually an informative voicemail.

51:27

working on the hotline. Hey, it's

51:29

Maddie comes again. So yeah, the

51:32

sparkly timeless cuts, more timeless merch.

51:34

We weren't able to get all

51:36

the stuff because it was out

51:38

so fast. I guess the VIP

51:40

got first digs at it at

51:42

the event. But so we went

51:44

to both sides of the stadium

51:46

and they were already gone of

51:48

most of the stuff. But we

51:50

did manage to get a sweatshirt.

51:52

Stadium. Of course, so we're going

51:54

to bedazzle it. just like

51:57

the cup. All the sparkles like

51:59

every single dress that you had

52:01

on Megan throughout the entire run

52:03

of the tour was fantastic. I

52:05

love that you had a different

52:07

dress every show. Thank you. That

52:09

was great to see. Also did

52:11

you get to go to the

52:13

zoo or the Children's Museum when

52:15

you were in town? We also

52:17

have the Science Center. I guess

52:19

they're going to show a wicked there

52:21

in the next couple weeks, which is

52:24

pretty cool because we have one of

52:26

those omnimax theater domes. So I just

52:28

wanted to say Hey, we hope to

52:30

see soon. Actually, we will see you

52:33

soon. Ryan and Chris Olson in

52:35

Detroit. We have VIP. Let's go.

52:37

We will be there at the,

52:39

I can't remember the name in

52:41

the theater. But we will be

52:43

there in March for a mean

52:45

great. So hopefully Megan, you're there.

52:47

As well as Darryl. But I

52:49

know you guys are busy with

52:51

the kids too. So hope to

52:53

see you soon and talk to

52:55

you later. Keep up to great

52:57

work. If he's going to the

52:59

show in Detroit, Detroit, maybe.

53:02

He's lives in Detroit. Well,

53:04

duh, Daryl. I just couldn't

53:06

remember what he said. Detroit.

53:08

Yeah, that was a great

53:11

one. Let's see. What do we

53:13

do in Detroit? Do you remember?

53:15

Yeah, my buddy, Zach Perlman,

53:17

was there, and I danced my

53:19

ass off that. Oh, yeah. But yeah,

53:22

we didn't do any, any zoos. We

53:24

were parked at the venue that day,

53:26

right? Oh, I remember. Yep, that's what

53:28

I did in Detroit. So it was

53:30

getting sick. Oh, yeah. And then we

53:33

were finishing, uh, the monsters show

53:35

on Netflix. Yeah. It was called a

53:37

potato day, dip it and catch up. Oh,

53:39

my god. Stop. The time was tour merch

53:41

was the best merch we've ever done

53:44

ever. Right. I'm so proud of it. Does

53:46

it not exist in perpetuit

53:48

like forever? I don't know. Should I

53:50

ask? I don't know these things guys I write

53:52

songs I know we don't know this at all

53:54

but I did want to find out because

53:56

I asked my marriage right now is the

53:59

timeless tour merge Like specifically that.

54:01

Sparkly Cup. Sparkly Cup.

54:03

Online. Online. I don't know if

54:05

there's rules with that. There could be,

54:08

but we don't have rules. They don't

54:10

know how this machine works. Megan

54:12

just writes, too. Because if I'm

54:14

not on tour, I don't sell stuff as

54:16

well. So they're probably like.

54:18

Oh. Fans want the sparkly cup.

54:21

There we go. I asked the

54:23

question and they'll probably say nay. I

54:25

wonder if you could do like a

54:27

full when I'm like on a tour

54:29

and I'm excited to be there the

54:32

hype is there they want to

54:34

buy something so they remember that

54:36

moment That's when I sell very

54:38

well. It's confusing. Maybe I

54:40

don't promote it enough. It's so

54:43

hard. I think we crushed it dude

54:45

did me I believe so I

54:47

think that was a fantastic episode

54:49

I feel great My hoo-ha is

54:51

still broken, but I'm fixing it.

54:54

Great. All right. Thank you so

54:56

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54:58

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55:00

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55:02

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55:04

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55:06

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55:09

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55:40

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