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Welcome to Worst Year Ever, a production
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of I Heart Radio
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Together Everything.
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So don't ever
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bird Man. Did
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you say Birdman or did you say burp
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Man? Okay, I said Birdman Birdman
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like he says it in the show. Yes,
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welcome, You're
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cast. Never worry about that about
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Birdman. A while back, I got
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reached out. I got approached by
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the creators of the spinoff to Harvey
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Birdman and uh. They
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were interested in talking to me about casting for season
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two. And I was like, oh my god, they want me to be on
0:57
the show. And we set up
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a meeting and I call a phone meeting,
1:01
and we were shooting this ship for like twenty
1:04
minutes before I realized that they didn't
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want to cast me in it. They were asking
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if I wanted to cast it, and I
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said, oh, if you wanted to be the casting director. Yeah.
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Apparently Adult Swim I used to I
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used to a long time cracked, and
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Adult Swim apparently has me on a list of
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casting directors. But it was a big disappointment.
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It was, and
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we all had an awkward laugh and I
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went about my life. Anyway, we can keep this
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story in or we can cut it. I'm
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fine with it. I mean, I'll tell my embarrassing Birdman
1:34
story. Okay, I
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have on a couple of occasions in my life
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shouted it at the moment of climax,
1:41
because it has quite an impact on people,
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especially if they grew up watching the show. Not
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a positive impact. Don't get a lot
1:48
of repeat business when I do that. But
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it's the thing I've done.
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Is this a real story? Robert,
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yes, that I would never lie to you, he
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says, with a twinkle in his eye. Would
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I tell every person one lie?
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Okay, a different one. It's
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a different one for each person. Yeah.
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I once convinced a dear friend
2:17
of mine that the band Hanson had all died in a bus
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crash.
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Oh yeah, well
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that's true. That's how that the
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beautiful thing. I just brought it up like casually
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one day, and then like a year later, we were at a
2:29
party and someone brought Hanson up, and my
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friend was like, Oh, it's so sad, what happened to that
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bus. That's the funniest thing that's ever
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happened. I love. Oh my god. Um,
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I mean, I'm a bad person. This is the worst
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year ever. How are you? Okay?
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Hill's the our names Welcome to the show.
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Oh right, I'm your name. Welcome to
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the show. Welcome to the show. I'm welcome. Welcome
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to the show. Today, Chris
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Pratt, we
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are we are trying to offload all of our narration
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duties onto Mr Pratt. Yeah,
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apparently got the time.
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My name is Katie. That's right. I knew
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there was something I was forgetting. I was
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trying to come up with some sort of Chris Pratt
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joke and I had nothing, and here
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we are. Um, yes,
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this is the joke, Katie.
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I know. I'm just agreeing with
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whomever today. Um,
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I'm good man, I'm Katie, I'm good.
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Yeah. Weekend
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feels like everybody did Halloween up
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this year as opposed to
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last year. Yeah. I was in
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Portland, goes pretty hard on Halloween.
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So they were like kids in the street and
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a party, people doing stuff like it was
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like it was like the first episode
3:48
of Stranger Things. All sorts of kids,
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very festive. It was a good time. No
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no monsters. But I
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had the opposite, Um my neighborhood
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because there's a there's a just school.
4:00
Uh yeah, so they
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do not they do not do the Halloween
4:05
here. We learned when we
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put a bunch of grades. I don't get it, and
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skeletons and got like five
4:12
kids stop by it. You would think that a
4:14
neighborhood, nearest school would be filled with kids.
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Not not that kind of kids. Are not not not
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this kind of it's not that kind of school. They are not allowed
4:22
to enjoy things. Oh that kind
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of No, no, no, not with religion
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in the mix. Speaking of nodding,
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nodding, speaking, are
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we doing heroin, Katie? Is this finally happening?
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Let's do it? I'm on board the
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Halloween? Oh
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uh? Not being
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able to enjoy or whatever. I
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was responding to something and now it's too late.
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Speaking of should we talk about
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some news? Oh? Speaking of that,
4:51
have you talked about the news? We
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didn't talk about discussing this. But
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apparently JFK Jr. Did
4:58
not come and deliver it's to all
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the Q and on people gathered waiting
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for him today when I guess he was opposed
5:04
to a stadium
5:07
in Dallas. Am I am I remembering this correctly,
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Katie? I don't know. I
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know it's on this. Before
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sitting down here,
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I saw the pictures of the people with like the
5:18
Trump candy shirts, like it's
5:20
really funny to me that they think that Trump
5:23
would like like like like if
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JFK Jr. Was select, he
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would be the VP. Like it's so
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weird. It is very funny.
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It's really like the pictures are like
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funny but also like really sad. It's
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a huge bummer. Yeah, it's a big time. It
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is in Dallas. It's in downtown Dallas.
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It does seem like I think
5:45
that it's happening and that Yeah, he was going
5:47
to show tweeted this, but I'm
5:49
going to mention it here. Um before
5:52
the pandemic somewhere you're
5:54
leading up before. I mean, we all knew
5:56
about Q and On, but a lot of people maybe perhaps
5:59
didn't understand what was happening. Um,
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I had an uber driver. Oh,
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I'm sorry on Q and On and
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I well, I mean I bring this up because
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I did think it was silly and funny at the time,
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Like I couldn't wait to tell Cody. But it's
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tragic. It's fucking heartbreaking.
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And he pulled over to show
6:18
me on his phone. He like turned around and pulled up
6:20
his phone and he goes, look at this, and
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it was, um, a collage of tiny
6:25
pictures of jfk Jr. Spelling
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out to and then he just went
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and I mean, sure,
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yep, I see what you're saying here, you
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know, and but it's it's heartbreaking
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and it's very what's awesome is
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so today in Dallas, UM,
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what looked like a couple of hundred people showed up
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anticipating not just JFK Jr.
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To make his announcement to come back to life
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in d Lee Plaza where his dad was murdered,
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UM and to announce
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his his candidacy for
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vice president there, which if
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you just try to get yourself in the head, assuming jfk
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Jr. Was alive, would he pick
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to start his campaign the place where his
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father's head was exploded? Probably?
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I would probably probably not
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Maybe, I mean maybe the
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place you choose is you
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know, I mean, not about your future campaign
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and no, knowing what I know about jfk Jr.
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If he were going to announce his campaign, he would do it
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by crashing a plane into the sea. What
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an announcement feel
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spectacle? Anyway, that's not the news we
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prepared to talk about. So speaking, it's
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a little bit of news speaking of JFK Jr. Thank
7:38
God is well. Biden
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has delayed the release of
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the JFK files. Um
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he had to the assassination
7:48
of his George H. W. Bush, did it
7:52
exactly? Well, so that's the thing,
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Like it's
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like it's first of all, it's wild that like is like
8:00
under the rug just like by the way,
8:02
like we're delaying these So
8:05
okay, the reasoning for this, it's
8:07
just very it's funny, I guess. Um.
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According to the memo issue by Biden, the
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National archivis recommended postponement because
8:14
the coronavirus pandemic. Oh sure,
8:16
yeah, that would that would make it a problem delayed.
8:22
Well, you know, there might be some diseases
8:24
you know, sealed up with them that if we opened
8:26
it now and released it. And it's
8:29
just such a party thing. You know. You
8:31
get you get access to the JFK assassination
8:33
files, you're gonna want to go to the club to read them,
8:35
you know exactly. Um,
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like a key part of this quote, Uh
8:41
that's not even like the kicker so uh,
8:45
because the coronavirus pandemic, it delayed
8:48
the review of records necessary
8:50
to protect against quote and
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identifiable harm to the military,
8:55
defense, intelligence operations, law
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enforcement, or the conduct of foreign relations.
9:00
Is of such gravity that it outweighs
9:02
the public interest in disclosure. Um,
9:06
it hurts the image of the United States
9:08
government. So
9:11
I'm very curious what's in
9:13
them. Maybe they meant something
9:15
else. Uh
9:19
So, apparently some documents will be released
9:21
on December, others
9:24
will be late two. Um,
9:28
we'll see about that. We're gonna check in, I guess
9:30
on December to see if they're
9:32
further delayed. Buts
9:35
and they just they're just trying to protect Bernie Sanders.
9:38
So respect to them,
9:40
mad respect What else I
9:43
mean? Uh So,
9:46
a very funny thing has happened, which is that Republicans
9:49
have convinced themselves
9:51
that let's go Brandon is a is
9:54
a real BADASSU standing
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for we explain, let's
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go Brandon. I really just learned about
10:00
that this week. Some sports teams
10:03
fans were yelling fuck Joe Biden,
10:05
and an announcer at the game mishearded
10:07
as let's go Brandon. I think because there was a player
10:09
named Brandon. I don't know, and okay,
10:13
yeah, I didn't want to get into this a little bit.
10:15
It's because it's very silly from from
10:17
both sides it is. I was I wanted
10:19
to talk about the Democrats, but yeah, yeah, yeah, uh.
10:22
From the start of this more
10:24
or less it was I believe it's a Nascar uh
10:27
Nascar, and they were talking to someone named
10:29
Brandon Um.
10:32
And first of all, so like I don't
10:34
know if you know Jesse Kelly from the Federalist, I
10:36
think he he sums up the
10:39
perception of the right about this moment
10:42
very well. Uh.
10:44
It's the original story of an announcer
10:46
blatantly lying about it and then the Communists
10:48
freaking out over any regime criticism
10:50
catching on, which, first of all, I
10:53
don't know if you've talked to any Communists, but they
10:55
are more than welcome to criticize
10:58
Joe Biden and might
11:00
even join in on a chant of Fuck Joe Biden.
11:02
But basically the crowd at this NASCAR race
11:06
was chanting fuck Joe Biden, and
11:08
the reporter was
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talking to someone named Brandon, and she
11:12
was like, oh, look they're listen, They're they're cheering
11:15
for you. There's cheering let's go Brandon Um,
11:17
which I think is an honest
11:20
mistake because Fuck
11:23
Joe Biden, Let's go Brandon.
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She's literally talking to a guy Nam Brandon's a crowd
11:27
of people in a stadium with all these
11:30
like uh like not even in time
11:32
with each other, all these voices from all different
11:34
directions shouting his thing. I think it's perfectly
11:36
reasonable to mishear that
11:38
and like say that, oh, they're saying this for you.
11:41
The right took that to be the fake news
11:44
is lying for Joe Biden. They're
11:46
protecting them. They don't want you to know that they were
11:48
shouting fuck Joe Biden. Um,
11:50
so right off the bat, it's a misinterpretation
11:53
of the actual moment that happened. Feeds
11:55
into their narrative, Like fake news doesn't want you to
11:57
say anything about Joe, feed
12:00
into it. They just why are they even saying that? It
12:02
doesn't I know why
12:05
Biden? Well, but they were, that's the
12:07
thing they were. And now it's like
12:09
a joke. They got it. They finally have a second
12:11
joke. Congratulations, you got a second
12:13
joke. Uh, And it's let's go Brandon.
12:16
And so they've started to say let's go Brandon when they
12:18
mean Joe Biden, not because they're afraid to say fuck,
12:20
but because it's this little in joke they
12:22
have. There was that Southwest Pilot
12:25
and then it kept going Yeah,
12:27
and now it's a thing that's sort of being framed
12:30
as like it's like the new Okay sign,
12:32
it's the new like it's a new Nazi
12:35
thing, and it's like, no, it's just
12:37
a little and
12:39
they don't like Joe Biden. It's a troll joke.
12:42
Yeah, the thing that I I can't. So there's
12:44
a company called Palmetto State Armory which
12:46
makes low end
12:48
gunned parts. It's like cheap low end
12:51
gun parts, particularly a lot in a lot of cases
12:53
for like building your own like a R S
12:55
and stuff. And they release there's
12:57
a thing called a lower receiver. It's the part of the gun
12:59
that's legal the gun. It's like the center of
13:01
an a R fifteen UM.
13:03
And they've been selling for years once
13:05
with different slogans. They there's a bunch of maga
13:08
ones out like that. You can get all sorts of ship
13:10
printed on your fucking guns, um,
13:12
like some of them have it will have it so that like the safety
13:15
says, you know, uh,
13:17
I don't know. There's like pirate ship or like a vast
13:20
in yard like all sorts of like branded silly
13:22
guns. And they put out a let's go Brandon
13:24
rifle and now a bunch of like one
13:26
former FBI agent and a
13:29
bunch of very credulous journalists are
13:31
all like spamming the A t F
13:33
and the Secret Service about this as if
13:35
it's a death threat, which no, they're doing anything
13:37
they always do where they put little memes on their
13:39
guns. It's not a death threat, they're
13:41
not. It's like, yeah, it's deeply
13:44
printing. Let's go Brandon on a rifle. It's
13:46
fine. They have the right to do that. Like shut
13:48
up. Um yeah, I saw that someone
13:51
like like I contact the FBI about
13:53
this, Like, well then you're waste
13:55
of time. So f dear FBI. Someone
13:58
used their free speech. Just write something that it's
14:00
not a threat. Um
14:03
yeah. And like I've seen I've just seen a lot of the media
14:05
like like these like a lot of former FBI agents
14:07
and like CIA and like uh
14:10
just be like media figures just being
14:12
like this is the new like this
14:14
is like maga's zeek hile, Like this
14:16
is like I can't believe you're saying this and treating
14:18
it like this thing. It's like it's totally
14:21
cool and fine and good to save
14:23
fuck whoever the president is. Whoever
14:26
the president. Uh, that's like our
14:28
thing. It's like a really good thing
14:31
to be to be able to do and
14:33
to frame this like it's like this like racist
14:35
dog whistle. Maybe we'll be I don't know. There's
14:38
just plenty of things to be genuinely
14:40
upset about other than this. And
14:42
also the comparison comparing
14:44
it to the okay symbol, it's just
14:48
flat out wrong. That was a symbol
14:50
that got appropriated to
14:52
become something else and then people were using it without
14:55
knowing what it meant, etcetera, you
14:57
know, versus a phrase that was
14:59
created and as a joke. And yes,
15:01
we get to say fuck Joe Biden. If
15:03
you want to say fun Joe Biden, you can just say fun Joe
15:06
Biden. Um,
15:08
and like say it's a silly joke, that's fine, but
15:10
like to view it as this like horrendous thing
15:12
and like then so with the pilot uh
15:17
again it's again it's silly from all sides.
15:19
So like the pilot uh
15:21
shouldn't have probably said that because most
15:23
like most jobs have like don't be political
15:26
to your kid, And there's a
15:28
reasonable case to make, like if
15:30
you're a pilot, all these people's lives are
15:32
in your hands, so completely
15:34
reasonable to be like, well he shouldn't be saying stuff like that.
15:37
Uh, they might have a policy he signed
15:39
saying he wouldn't do stuff like that, and he did, and if
15:41
he did, then there should be some
15:43
sort of consequence for that. But then like
15:46
you just know that if he gets
15:48
fired or disciplined in any
15:50
way, the right is going to take that.
15:52
It's like, see, you can't say anything these
15:54
days. The wokes have like they're
15:57
canceling everybody for let's
15:59
go Brandon. That's a will know. It's like a completely
16:01
reasonable reaction. And if you were
16:03
to flip this and a pilot said fuck Trump
16:05
three years ago, everyone
16:07
would great show well
16:10
he'd I'd be fired. But the people who are
16:12
saying fire this guy would be praising that
16:14
pilot for saying fuck Trump. Like I
16:18
mean maybe not, but like there's
16:22
definitely like and
16:24
unnecessary thing to do from the pilot
16:27
with a bunch of people on your plane as
16:29
a pilot, for sure. Um,
16:31
but I was looking at this because there was a
16:33
pilot h a year or two ago
16:36
that was like telling a bunch of like Trump
16:38
supporters on the plane that he would like drop them
16:40
off in Kansas, like over the p as,
16:42
like I could drop you off in Kansas. It was written up as this,
16:44
like, oh, he's threatening Trump supporters, Like, well,
16:47
no, they were being loud and racus
16:49
on the plane, and much like all
16:51
pilots do, if that happens, he says
16:53
he's going to drop you off somewhere that you're not
16:55
going to go. Um. Yeah, it's
16:57
just all very silly, uh and everyone.
17:01
Yeah,
17:03
And it's if
17:05
the fucking liberals yelling at at this
17:07
point about banning shit, all
17:10
they're doing is making it like easier
17:12
to suppress left wing speech, because
17:15
that's the only thing that would ever actually get suppressed.
17:17
Like no one's ever going to get arrested for whole
17:19
owning a fucking let's go brandon
17:21
a R fifteen, But someone might go to
17:23
prison for having a red flag on their plate
17:25
carrier, like that dude who went
17:28
to prison for three and a half years because he posted
17:30
about organizing in the wake of the January
17:33
sixth attack. Like, anytime you make
17:35
calls like this to suppress speech
17:38
because it makes you kind of uncomfortable,
17:40
all it does is blowback on you and wind up
17:43
getting people in prison who are not
17:46
not your enemies. Because
17:48
that's the way our government and our law enforcement
17:50
system works and you should be smarter than
17:52
that, you fucking dummies. Yeah,
17:55
um, I don't know or not, but like
18:00
it's also silly. Let them say, there's let them
18:02
say, let them say their second joke. Yeah,
18:04
it's supid joke. And it's like, just from
18:06
a practical standpoint, did you go to a
18:09
fucking public school. If so, you
18:11
know that the fastest way to kill
18:13
something like this is not to talk, is just
18:15
to ignore it, don't give it air.
18:17
Yeah, yeah, there's a reason if
18:22
we weren't reacting to it in some capacity,
18:26
it would blow over. Um
18:28
speaking of blow over m time
18:31
for some ads. I
18:35
hated it. You're gonna blow us them at your way together
18:44
everything, don't don't back
18:52
the red leave
18:54
India there. Um,
18:58
let's talk about Elon
19:00
Musk, right,
19:04
are we tweets?
19:14
Um? Yeah,
19:18
we're going to talk about him trolling
19:20
the director of View and Food Scarcity Organization
19:23
on Twitter, because that's what
19:25
it was. He's trolling him. Um
19:29
yeah, basically saying he would give him
19:31
six billion dollars if he could prove how
19:34
that would solve world hunger. And
19:36
there's a lot of things about this stupid
19:38
conversation that people it seemed to
19:40
be getting wrong. One
19:44
on the surface is like, how many of the
19:46
Elon musk it's Elon
19:48
Muskets, what's the term for them.
19:52
Yeah. I actually thought that this was like some generous
19:54
offer, Like yeah, like
19:56
the time he fixed the water in Flint, Michigan,
19:59
which he totally he did, or the
20:01
time that he saved those kids in that cave,
20:03
which he totally did. You know the
20:06
other times he's done this and it wasn't scam.
20:09
It's been a superhero. Um. This
20:12
has been framed like as a response
20:14
to to um,
20:16
you know, the claim that six million
20:19
dollars from billionaires would
20:21
fix world hunger. But that's not what
20:23
happened exactly,
20:26
UM. But rather it was suggested
20:29
that it would go a long way in helping.
20:32
I don't know, the whole thing really frustrated
20:35
me. This is from CNN. This is what was actually
20:37
said. Billionaires need to step up now on a
20:39
one time basis, said David Beasley
20:41
in an interview on CNN's Connect the World with
20:43
Becky Anderson Tuesday, setting specifically
20:46
the world's two richest men, Jeff Bezos
20:48
and Elon Musk, six billion dollars
20:50
to help two million people that
20:52
are literally going to die if we don't reach them.
20:54
It's not complicated. He added,
20:57
a perfect storm of several crisis
20:59
is such as climate change in the COVID nineteen pandemic.
21:01
Mean many nations are knocking on Famine's door.
21:05
Just true. That's the thing we've been talking
21:07
about for a long time. I mean, first off,
21:09
don't knock on that door. Stay away from
21:11
Famine's house. But stay then
21:14
away from you just don't. It's
21:16
not it's not going to be cool. You don't need to be there.
21:19
Don't funk with famine. Um.
21:23
This is a side note. I'm not sure if
21:25
you guys saw this. There's probably been a variety of articles.
21:27
I read an article on Daily Beast this week
21:29
about how the military is actually is already
21:32
preparing for climate
21:34
change wars. Um
21:37
and they've spawned from fit by famine.
21:40
Um. And and many people believe that it's already
21:42
started. Yeah, and they've started. The
21:44
kind of transfer of military equipment to police has
21:46
been accelerated for police departments who can
21:48
make a climate change use case for their
21:50
equipment because the way in which
21:53
the ruling class is going to deal with
21:55
the consequences of the world that they've
21:57
refused to let us change in any meaningful
22:00
way. Is they're going to arm
22:02
the cops more, Uh, in
22:04
order to stop people from
22:07
taking any kind of justice, and in order to
22:09
protect the increasingly small enclaves
22:11
that they have to protect themselves from,
22:13
you know, the consequences of yeah,
22:16
climate change. Uh, it's cool stuff.
22:18
And police are way better to do that within the
22:20
military, because, for one
22:22
thing, soldiers are not
22:24
as indoctrinated in fucking
22:27
cult bullshit as cops are. Uh,
22:29
And it's harder to get them to murder
22:32
their families for you. But cops will murder
22:34
all anybody's fans. Don't give a ship as
22:36
long as you let them live in a slightly nicer
22:38
neighborhood than everybody else. They'll they'll
22:40
they'll fire into a crowd with live ranmo. They don't give
22:43
a fuck anyway. I
22:45
mean no, that's yeah,
22:48
right on the money. Um. This
22:50
is this is a quote from the Daily Beast.
22:52
Um just along these lines. I'm just using
22:54
this to point out what's happening
22:57
around the world. According to a recent article
22:59
published by the political risk analysis
23:01
firm Global Risk Insights, there may already
23:03
be reasons to think violence in Somalia is
23:05
linked to climate change. Millions of
23:07
Somali people have begun to face food and
23:10
security after almost continuous dry spells
23:12
since the East Africa
23:14
drought. Um. Anyway
23:16
it goes on, that is just to point out what
23:18
it is that we're looking at and how this it's
23:21
already happening and will continue to accelerate. Um.
23:24
And here he is trolling
23:27
the guy in creating all of this conversation.
23:30
Yeah, he doesn't actually care. Um. It's
23:32
well, it's it's frustrating because like he's
23:34
responding in a way that like he
23:36
doesn't mean any of it. Even if
23:39
there was, there's
23:42
there's nothing you could
23:45
present him with, not even the clearest action
23:47
study, like laying out dollar
23:50
by dollar how you would actually eliminate
23:53
hunger using his money would get him to give you a
23:55
dime. Also, just
23:58
some points here, because there's been a lot of chatter
24:00
back and forth of like actually dot mount
24:02
of money wouldn't begin to you know, tip
24:04
of the iceberg in this whole conversation about
24:07
how there was eight billion just last
24:09
year, um, and that didn't solve
24:11
it. Again, this isn't about solving. This is about helping.
24:13
And the point of the six billion was yes too,
24:16
include what's happening now recently, the
24:18
the the effects of the pandemic
24:21
and climate change, and all the different insecurities
24:23
and instabilities around the world, etcetera. The
24:26
whole thing has been discussed.
24:31
There's also the fact, like, yes, like
24:33
you can't just pour money and to solve hunger
24:35
because there's a lot of different political and military
24:38
realities, a ton of different things
24:41
that kind of feed
24:43
into the fact that people are starving in
24:45
the world. But one thing that would
24:47
help to eliminate starvation is
24:50
if a tiny, tiny fraction
24:52
of the world's population did not hoard all
24:54
of the wealth and fight egregiously
24:57
against any kind of reform to make climate
24:59
change less devast dating and against
25:01
any kind of reform to reduce inequality
25:03
not just within the United States but globally
25:06
and thus increase the ability of people to take
25:08
care of themselves. Um and
25:10
Elon Musk's money is
25:12
a symptom of that problem.
25:15
Um And know him giving away six
25:17
billion dollars doesn't solve
25:19
anything but us building the world in which he doesn't
25:21
get to accumulate that kind of money. Exactly,
25:24
exactly, Although yeah, give away
25:26
billions of dollars if people
25:29
can eat for a year because you did that, even
25:31
if it's not solving the world's
25:33
climate crisis. But I'm not even asking that. I'm talking
25:35
about changing the structure, the systemic structure,
25:38
and how we let
25:40
them get away with this ship, and yeah,
25:43
we're gonna solve the world's problems
25:45
and it's gonna be great. I
25:47
find elon must to be so distasteful
25:50
and frustrating and uh. I
25:53
also Mr Jeff Bezos
25:56
has discussed his planned
25:59
to give a couple of billion
26:01
dollars to plant trees. I believe, yeah,
26:04
which doesn't I mean, it's
26:06
it's a miniscule piece
26:09
of of of an effective but like, actually
26:11
just adding trees doesn't do much.
26:14
Number one, re foresting,
26:17
like damaged forests, does a lot
26:19
more than just kind of planting new ones that you've already
26:21
destroyed and without kind of the secondary
26:23
species that grow up around it. The
26:26
forests aren't much of a
26:28
climate a carbon sink actually, and
26:30
also have very little resilience to fire.
26:32
Anyway, there's a whole bunch of reasons why planting
26:34
trees is part of of
26:36
of a successful real wilding
26:39
project, but it's like the twenty
26:42
percentage of it, Like I mean,
26:44
like most things, the climate, Uh, there's
26:46
so many different factors that go into it and so
26:48
many variables that you need a multi
26:50
pronged approach to actual suppress it. Um.
26:53
And I just find it's
26:56
frustrating when so he spoke to
26:58
this climate summit Glasco and
27:02
you gotta say it right, Glasgow
27:06
glars gums, that's
27:09
a glars gum conference. That that's
27:11
what they call it. He was at, Uh,
27:13
here's this just like a little choice quote from
27:15
his speech. Um,
27:18
we've discussed this before, but I was told
27:20
that seeing the Earth from space changes the lens
27:22
from which you view the world, But I was not
27:24
prepared for just how much. And
27:27
I just find it very funny that
27:29
he keeps coming back to this idea that his
27:32
space flight changed his perspective to
27:35
the point where like what he's doing is just like,
27:37
yeah, there's like some money for
27:39
this, Like he the things he's doing
27:41
are things any like reasonable
27:44
adult with that kind of money would know needs to
27:46
be done. Like there's
27:48
no like profound change
27:52
in his behavior, Like he shouldn't
27:54
have required to go to space to
27:57
realize this. No, it's a talking point that
27:59
he gets to say, yeah,
28:01
it would be It would be rad if he was
28:03
like, you know what, space changed me, and so
28:05
I am completely rejiggering and revamping
28:08
Amazon into an armed militia to murder
28:10
fossil fuel executives. That would
28:12
be kind. I would.
28:14
I would alter my opinions on Jeff Jesus.
28:16
I would. I would be like, you know, that's a man who's changed.
28:20
But like this is like just like it amounts
28:22
to like, yeah, you're like a grown
28:25
adult. You know
28:27
that the climate is important and
28:29
the climate change is real. So
28:31
like, what did you actually learn? Um?
28:34
Speaking of change? M this
28:37
is a good one. How about
28:39
that coin toss for good luck fighting
28:42
the climate emergency?
28:46
I don't know. Yeah, no, they solved
28:49
it. They threw all the money
28:51
in the pond. They solved it.
28:54
Very It's like it's obscene a little bit.
28:57
Did you see Joe Biden fall asleep during
28:59
the same Joe,
29:01
Yeah, I mean honestly
29:04
though, yes, you know, but it's the
29:06
most important meeting ever because
29:08
it's gonna fix the
29:11
climate. I don't know. I
29:13
hate the idea that
29:16
I have a meeting like this, there's
29:18
any chance that it could it could help
29:20
things because even
29:23
show up. Yeah, yeah,
29:26
it's pointless, there's no no value
29:28
in them doing this. Apparently Russia
29:31
once. I mean now the new you
29:34
know, trade wars will be who
29:36
gets to control the new
29:38
waterways as the Arctic melts. Um,
29:42
that's big on Russia's list here. Um.
29:46
Yeah, it's all depressing. I
29:49
don't know that there's much to talk about in
29:52
because it's still ongoing. Go ahead, coody. So then
29:54
the all the people there, the nations
29:57
there have committed to achieving carbon
29:59
neutrality by
30:01
four around mid century,
30:04
so getting
30:07
there right on it or around yeah,
30:11
um,
30:13
good, it's
30:15
hard. It's like it's as bad. It's
30:18
a bad situation, guys. I mean people
30:20
around the world look to the U. S
30:22
U. S is the you know, I
30:24
think, the worst pollutic, worst
30:26
polluter per person, yeah,
30:30
in the world, and people look to the United
30:33
States to lead the way.
30:35
And of course we we we removed ourselves
30:38
from the Paris Climate
30:41
Agreement under Trump, which
30:44
you know Biden apologized for this week.
30:48
Um, But in general, the
30:50
world looks to us, and we can't get anything done.
30:53
Joe Biden can't pass his own climate
30:55
initiatives here in the United States,
30:57
so they're supposed to
31:00
to follow our lead. How
31:03
you know what I mean. Anyway, we're America,
31:05
We're leaders, will do it. Yeah,
31:09
I don't know. I oh,
31:11
I just get an email from Sepack. Cool.
31:14
Are we going this year? Start your week
31:16
by saving America? How
31:19
it's about the election in Virginia. Well that's a nice
31:22
pivot. There's an election in Virginia.
31:24
Should we take a break and then do that after the ads?
31:27
Yeah, break
31:34
together everything,
31:45
welcome back
31:48
the show. You
31:51
are listening to. It's election
31:53
day, everybody, do you
31:55
want to talk? It's been a fucking
31:57
year since the election.
31:59
That's a rip the election. Um,
32:03
that's weird. It's weird to think
32:06
that it was just a year ago, and that it was only
32:08
a year ago for me personally, Um,
32:11
and how stressed
32:14
out I was this time last year,
32:17
just losing my mind. It
32:20
was me, it's a lot
32:22
of people. Yeah,
32:24
but we did it and then
32:26
fixed everything after that, right.
32:30
Yeah, that's why this series just flown by
32:33
all the progress that's been made. You know, I can't
32:35
even keep track of it. I
32:38
couldn't even get to list all the progress that's
32:40
been made. We got
32:43
the oh I mean
32:45
he uh,
32:47
you know, the he
32:50
did he did repeal some of the
32:52
bands on people serving in the military.
32:55
So now all that additional money
32:57
going into the military can go more
33:00
people in
33:03
state. The remain in Mexico.
33:07
Paul, Yeah, that's why there's nobody
33:09
in concentration camp. Success
33:12
to m hmm. I
33:15
just love that we got out of Afghanistan.
33:18
And then uh
33:22
oh, I mean the murdering kids thing we've just been doing
33:24
for forever, that's not new. Um,
33:27
old hat they called old hat
33:30
a b MC. We got everybody
33:33
faxed up
33:36
with open everything
33:39
back up, and uh,
33:43
the bills are happening, you
33:45
know. Uh, we started much
33:49
like golf, you want it to be lower,
33:51
so we're getting it down to like one point
33:53
two trillion, which is a good score
33:56
for golf politics. Yep,
33:59
that how bills work. Yes, yes,
34:04
okay, m hm
34:07
yeah. Uh what
34:11
did you guys want to talk about now? It seem like
34:13
there's enthusiasm to talk about this election
34:15
day stuff. I mean, you know, Virginia
34:18
Republicans are trying to take the
34:20
state Congress back from a Democratic
34:23
majority that's that's thin, but
34:25
but has been in place for a little while now.
34:27
Um, I think it's an eight seed advantage in
34:29
the House. Um. In a pretty
34:31
split Senate Uh,
34:34
everything is going to be up for election
34:36
in two but like there's some stuff
34:39
I don't know up now, and then there's uh,
34:42
what's his name this? Uh
34:45
Terry mcaulliff, Terry who
34:50
sucks? Also, yeah,
34:55
those is an old friend of Hillary's. Yeah,
34:58
and Terry mccaulliff set a bunch
35:00
of great ship about what
35:02
happened in Charlottesville and then did absolutely
35:04
nothing to hard.
35:07
I know we haven't talked about this election very much,
35:10
um or at all, but
35:13
it part of it is that is that I'm
35:16
not enthusiastic about
35:19
either candidate. Obviously we would prefer to
35:21
have a Democrat win, but um,
35:23
this is a really really tight race.
35:26
You Kin was slightly ahead
35:28
in the polls, but it's unclear. Um
35:32
Biden wants it to be known
35:35
that that this
35:37
race does not reflect his White House performance.
35:40
Donald chump Um
35:42
comes into the last minute and endorses
35:44
Glenn Yunkin so that he doesn't
35:46
get responsibility if he loses, but he also
35:49
gets to say that he helped him win. Ah,
35:51
YadA, YadA, YadA. This absolutely
35:54
should be something that we're looking to as
35:56
a signal as to what's going on and
35:58
what we might expect in Um,
36:02
it's maybe not the be all,
36:04
end all indicator, but it's worth
36:07
paying attention to. Yeah,
36:10
I mean, I
36:13
guess the mid
36:15
terms were I
36:18
had some stuff to tell us about, uh
36:21
where the nation was headed. The mid
36:23
terms certainly will, but then also
36:26
the Democrats didn't do anything with it. So
36:28
I don't know, Like I just what
36:31
do? What do? I is
36:33
all the Democrats can promise me that they're
36:35
not gonna like be as nakedly fascistic
36:38
as the Republicans, because that's, um,
36:41
I'm not gonna do it. That's how
36:43
I feel. I'm okay. So there's a pole
36:45
that of the
36:47
country thinks that
36:50
we're heading in the wrong direction. I
36:54
roll my eyes at that pole a little bit in
36:56
that. I'm like, we'll give me specifics. Yeah,
36:58
I think that we all can agree that we're not doing something
37:01
right, but I think that there's a disagreement as to what
37:03
we're doing wrong. Like some of those
37:05
people, uh you know,
37:08
are mad about it things for different reasons, but in general,
37:10
I think everybody's mad that nothing's happening and
37:12
nothing's changing, and that the problems
37:16
are blatant um
37:19
and there's absolutely no progress, no action,
37:22
and no backbone yeah,
37:25
and it's you know, the the attitude is
37:27
is just like what we have to compromise. We have to
37:29
compromise, you can't get everything. And it's like, well, but we're
37:31
not getting anything. Mansion isn't moving
37:33
his number at all. We're just going
37:36
down to him. He's dictating your entire
37:38
agenda, and
37:40
nobody else's opinion matters on anything.
37:43
I another thing I tweeted, but I was
37:46
like, I was thinking about, like if if Donald
37:48
Trump was
37:50
president and you know, Joe
37:53
Mansion was holding up his
37:55
entire agenda, he
37:58
would be pubally shaming
38:00
him talking about it on Fox News.
38:02
And I'm not saying that I want Joe Biden to do that, but
38:05
in general, there there's
38:08
a difference in messaging that happens that
38:10
we are so bad at We're so bad at
38:12
playing this game of public opinion
38:15
of of you know anyway,
38:18
Yeah, I
38:20
mean, and there's a bunch of ships. Like part of
38:22
the problem is that there's a bunch of ship Biden could have done even
38:24
without Mansion in cinema that Trump
38:27
would have done the right wing equivalent
38:29
of like he could get rid of student loan debt
38:31
um, he could do an emergency Authoration
38:34
authorization UM to expand
38:36
medicare, he could fucking push to legalized
38:39
pot, Like what the fuck we haven't
38:41
we haven't done that ship yet, Like it's
38:43
the that's that's the kind of thing that actually does have
38:46
like bipartisan support, and yes,
38:48
it's the one thing everybody wants and we
38:50
like just why no, I'm not going to take
38:53
this easy dunk this, Like
38:57
nobody would be against it's it's political
39:00
suicide to be against legalizing pot.
39:03
But but apparently not because he
39:05
was pretty clearly against it and became
39:07
the president. So yeah,
39:10
but it wasn't that was not what the The election
39:12
was a referendum on and pot polled better
39:14
than anyone. Like he didn't. He didn't. He also didn't
39:17
make it a thing at all. Yeah, he didn't. I'm not
39:19
gonna do it. He was like, yeah, I'm not gonna do that. Yeah.
39:22
Um. And he and he he specifically
39:24
like didn't really talk about it. Where where
39:27
Uh what's his fucking name is
39:29
it? Grasp? No? Um, oh, I'm
39:31
forgetting which Democrat? But one of one of the Democratic
39:35
Congress people was constantly talking, uh
39:39
Schumer. Where Schumer was constantly talking about
39:41
like yeah, we're gonna we're it's gonna come up for a vote.
39:44
We're gonna decriminalize it, like we're going to do
39:46
it. Uh nothing, fucking
39:48
crickets um. And at some next
39:51
election, some fucking Republican or
39:53
Trump is gonna just jam that in
39:55
with murdering trans people
39:57
on the ballot in the win an election.
40:00
Yeah, sprinkling those things with the
40:03
bad things. And but
40:06
that's you know, the how the Democrats
40:08
are smart, they know how to deal with
40:12
politics. Yeah,
40:17
they just find uh,
40:20
Marjorie Taylor greenyod dollars
40:22
for not wearing a mask on the House floor.
40:24
Oh, that's gonna make her a lot of money.
40:27
That is going to make her a lot of money. Yeah, that's gonna
40:29
be nothing. That's gonna make her more than
40:32
absolutely probably going to pay
40:34
your salary to yeph. Probably
40:36
gonna help her get reelected when she needs
40:39
to do that too. Yep. She's
40:41
been fine twenty times for not wearing a
40:43
mask. After receiving initial warning in May,
40:46
she was find five dollars for her first spense
40:50
for each subsequent offense. Well
40:53
functioning nations, so great,
40:57
we're all clearly doing well. We
41:00
end on something nice. Everybody say something recommends
41:02
something that they've been watching. I'll start the
41:05
next thing. You should eat David
41:07
Chang's new show. It's really good. I've only watched
41:09
a couple episodes. It's fascinating. You
41:12
know. Each one talks about different elements
41:14
of the food industry, you know, the future
41:16
of meat, how it's going to be grown, how
41:18
restaurants are having to evolve during the
41:20
pandemic. That one's actually kind of hopeful. Um,
41:23
it's interesting. I like it. Hm.
41:28
I recommend going
41:30
outside taking a deep breath of that
41:33
one. Yeah, that's a good one.
41:36
Succession is good this season. Succession,
41:40
you pick one. I've been
41:42
pickling. We we just I pickled the last
41:44
of my harvest last night. Got a lot of pickled
41:47
onions and green tomatoes. And
41:49
when the pickles are fully pickled,
41:51
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna fry
41:54
out some of those pickled green tomatoes. It's gonna be good
41:56
as hell. How long does that take? No?
41:58
No, probably a week or so. I'll leave them
42:02
pickling before I cook the first of it.
42:05
Um, yeah, not not much.
42:07
Other than that, I watched Detroitter's Finally
42:10
you'll see Detroitter's tim
42:13
Robinson from I think you should leave? Yeah,
42:15
you well and Sam Richardson right, Yeah,
42:17
and Sam Richard. I haven't seen
42:20
all of it, but Sam. We love Sam. He used to work at
42:22
Cracked while he would be in stuff um
42:25
a Cracked. He's goddamn
42:28
delight. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a
42:30
good record, great show. Best
42:33
Halloween costumes this year by far
42:36
Oh Yeah, I think you should leave costumes.
42:38
I am. I am absolutely
42:41
in love with how thoroughly
42:43
that show understands what the internet
42:45
wants. It's like every skit is
42:47
just crafted to be a thing that people
42:50
lose their goddamn mind home Runs watched
42:53
it, yet you
42:55
don't watched. I think you should leave. You really, I've
42:57
seen I've seen an episode that was very
42:59
fun. Me. I'll send you
43:01
some. I'll send you gotta you gotta watch
43:05
the best so much of I think you
43:07
should leave skits like one
43:09
way or another, explain things happening
43:11
in the world, like n f T S or just the
43:14
Dan Flashes skit like they
43:16
all function on Dan Flashes logic, and
43:18
it's it's it's beautiful that
43:20
I don't even think that was intentional. There's
43:22
just there's just so much wonderful human
43:24
nature in that show. But a great show playing
43:28
the prank in the mall. Yeah,
43:31
yeah, it's it's all. It's all great, it's
43:34
all great. So this is this
43:37
is what we're reduced to because
43:39
we're so tired of the
43:41
fucking I know. I just wanted
43:43
a moment of talking to some friends about before
43:46
we signed off, because so bleak.
43:49
Are you guys watching the last season of Insecure?
43:52
No? I don't. Yeah, it's really
43:54
good so far. Recommend
43:57
Insecure if you haven't watched it, it's
44:00
on their fifth and last season, highly recommend.
44:02
And then music can't
44:05
go wrong with music, Yeah, you can't. I'm
44:07
also reading based
44:09
on last week
44:12
I was gonna say. I was also reading Coltish by
44:14
Amanda Montell, which Robert and Garrison recommended
44:16
to me. And it's really good so far. I
44:19
was hoping you're going to say, and it's bad.
44:21
Why did you guys recommend this? This is No,
44:24
it's really good so far. It's really it's I
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mean, it's intense, but it's good. Yeah.
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I had a terrible
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experience with music recently where
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I was listening, so I got sent a
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song that was like made up of a bunch of cut up
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star Trek the Next Generation clips and I was like,
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oh, this is fun. And then I
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looked into the artist and it turns out he's
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fucking fascist. I
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was like, oh no, why
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why did I Why did I look up this person?
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Why why would I do that? I should know, but I never
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looked You never look up people.
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All right, Well again
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we were having never look up anything, never
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enjoy anything. Wait wait, no, no no, you're
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right, you're right. Go outside, take a breath of fresh while
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you can. That's right, enjoy
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it while you can. Motherfucker's
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us. You can check us out online.
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At worst, your pod, that's right, Robert
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Jesus one an episode. You've got to get her act together?
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Yeah, every so
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everything. I
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