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There are some things you wouldn't mind
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being stuck with, like a large unexpected
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inheritance. An always -on -the -verge -of -death phone that
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has to be plugged in just right
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so it charges is not one of
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those things. Switch to Verizon and we'll
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pay off your old phone up to
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$800 via prepaid MasterCard so you can
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get a new one. Just trade in
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any phone from our top brands on
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any unlimited plan. With new line on
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my plan, additional terms apply for trade
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-in and pay off your phone offer.
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See Verizon .com for details. It's
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the second date update with
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Frito and Katie on Y100.
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Hey, Theo. Thanks for the
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email, man. Pretty brave for
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you to jump on the
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radio and try to tackle
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this. Yeah, thanks for that.
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I don't feel good about
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this at all. And part
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of me kind of like, am
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I being crazy? You'd
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know if you had
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bad breath, right? Or
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no? Is that something that you
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kind of have to... Is that
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something that has to be brought to your
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attention? Or like you mean
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personally? It's like a massive fear of mine. Would
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you be able to tell personally somehow? Well,
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yeah. And like, okay, I guess
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before we get into it, I
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feel like I need to say
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I've never had any complaints about
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that before. Okay. It's just like
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recent events has made
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me kind of wonder.
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God. Oh my god. Yeah, that's a
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good question. for you. Yeah, I now I
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assume you make your
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oral health a priority based
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on your protests? What
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now? You brush your
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teeth regularly. Do you
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floss and stuff? Katie,
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anything else? Yeah,
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and stuff. Exactly. This
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is Rich coming from you. I know.
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I don't know why I'm the one
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on this line of questioning. All
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right, so when was the last time
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you went to a dentist? Let's start with
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that. I don't know, but it's last
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year or sometime Okay, all right. That's not
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that's not bad. That's not bad. That's
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that's routine. That's normal. Yeah, that's
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that's this is good Unless you
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have special circumstances. That's exactly the
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frequency. You should be going so
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you said you haven't had any
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complaints before And I'm guessing
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what do you mean until Shelby?
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No, I mean she hasn't
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even said anything About
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it. I mean she hasn't said
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anything like that But I'm maybe
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I'm just being paranoid, but I
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I can't think of anything else.
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So what it could be Well, since
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she hasn't said anything What
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made you think that like why did your brain go there?
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well like We met recently,
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but it was I
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mean it was pretty quick
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progression Like we made
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out on our first night. She came back
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to my place Okay,
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yeah, and like we've done a
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few things since But nothing
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like that. I mean like there's
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been nothing physical since the
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first night Like not
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even a pack and you've tried
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like you've gone in for
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something kiss. Maybe since yeah And
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she just kind of I don't even
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I don't know if I want to
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say she dodges me But I don't
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know that's why I'm wondering is it
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like a bad breath thing Well, let's
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let's say it is that the the
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stank breath deal. Don't you think she
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would have just straight -up
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told you Offer your
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mints. I mean, what if it's
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so bad that she never wants
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to talk to me again, you know,
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like I don't know Maybe she
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didn't know how to bring it up.
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I mean would you Do you just
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hey man your breath is horrific like
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that's an excellent point Look, let's
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just call her and see if she
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won't tell us how about that
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we have ways of making her
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talk to me namely bribery
4:01
We'll get her on the phone next. It's
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the second date of
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date with Frito and Katie
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on Y100. Okay, so...
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Terrifying thoughts. I literally... Like,
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this is why I chew gum so much. I think you'd
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know. To be real, I think you'd know. I
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don't know. Like, it would blow back face.
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But I don't think it's... I don't think bad
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breath is necessarily like halitosis. I always worry
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because... Yeah. Have I just finished coffee? yeah. Or
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is it something that's made my breath smell
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that way? But then we're always talking to people.
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And so, if I don't have gum and
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I'm like, oh my gosh, I have bad
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breath. I like to have
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a little crispness. Yes. I need
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it to be minty. Sometimes I forget. Or
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sometimes I'm drinking coffee on the way somewhere.
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Nightmare conversations. So I get it. Like, I
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am with you. And I hope this is
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not the problem he's got with Shelby. But
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they were hot and heavy. I mean, they
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made out date one. They've not even
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kissed since. That's not good. So he's
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thinking it's got to be something along
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those lines. But let's get Shelby on
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the phone and find out. Hey, is
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this... No, this. Hello, Shelby. There she
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is. Hi. Shelby,
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hello. We're Frito and Katie from Y100.
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We wanted to know if you wanted
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this date night that we give away
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on our show. Wait,
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what? You're giving away a date night? Yeah,
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we are. And a great one because you
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actually get to pick anything you
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want to do, too. And it's free.
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Like, we pay for absolutely everything. This
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is, like, too good to be true. Like,
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why me, though? Well, we're calling you because we
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got an e -mail about you. We did. Do
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you know a guy named Theo? Oh,
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yeah, I know Theo. Okay,
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so he's really interested in seeing you
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again. He's a
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little concerned there might be
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something, like, keeping you away. Oh,
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okay. Well, I wasn't sure he
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noticed. It's just... It's a little
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gross. For real. If
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it's my breath, please just
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tell me. Oh, my gosh. I
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didn't know you were here. Okay, so hear me
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out. I stayed at his
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house. But that is a
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little surprising given that you
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have all this cat stuff.
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I'm sorry. How did you see
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his first hand? Like
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how did you see his
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firsthand? How did you discover
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this? Okay, so hear me
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out. I stayed at his house.
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And I woke up in the
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morning and I heard like this.
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sound when cats make when they
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drink water like oh yeah oh it's the
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best way so like I rolled over
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right and his cat was like its
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head was buried in his in his
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teeth like in his face it was
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disgusting and I've just been in
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his face so I've just been
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in his face so I'm just
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like I can't get that image
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out in my head I don't know
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well I mean people kiss their dogs
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like they're like their face and
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stuff like What's the problem? Okay,
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well that's not great either, but
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like, I don't know, how can
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you stand like cat bread? I
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mean, their mouths are disgusting. They
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smell like fricking fish. Cat scratch
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fever, I mean, like, it's gross. I
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mean, I don't know. It's kind of,
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I think it's comforting. Oh. Oh my
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God. All right, well, I read online
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somewhere that if you own cats,
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you get this, like, like, disease,
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that makes you care about them.
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I don't know I'm continuing. I
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don't know why else would you?
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Okay okay fine like you wouldn't
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let your cat give you kisses
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I get it that's sad but
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you know that's your life but
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I'm clean and my mouth always
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is like I'm good I brush
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I flush I use a mouthwash
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like every once in a while
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right I'm taking it I get
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that I get that I get that but
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He doesn't. Your cat doesn't. Your cat doesn't
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do any of these things. He's got a
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litter box, but he just walks in, walks
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out. He leaks his paws. Licks his
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butt, and then he licks
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your teeth. And then I'm
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not trying to be shallow
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or anything, but like, sorry,
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that's gross. Yeah, so the mean,
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you know, mouths are gross. Like,
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there's no way around that. I
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wouldn't say this makes mine any
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grosser, like, I mean, not really,
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anyway. I mean, guys, someone helped
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me out. So it's kind of
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like... It's gross, guys, I can't.
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Please tell, someone needs to tell them
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to stop it. I can't. This is on
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you, I'm not commenting about this. I have a
8:33
lot of things to say. Let's on other people
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do it. Yes, we'll start with that.
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Hang on guys, I think this can
8:39
be solved. There are some things you
8:42
wouldn't mind being stuck with, like a
8:44
large unexpected inheritance. An always on the
8:46
verge of death phone that has to
8:48
be plugged in just right so it
8:50
charges is not one of those things.
8:53
Switch to Verizon and will pay off
8:55
your old phone up to $800 via
8:57
prepaid MasterCard so you can get a
8:59
new one. Just trade in any phone
9:01
from our top brands on any unlimited
9:03
plan. With new line on my plan,
9:06
additional terms apply for trade-in and
9:08
pay off your phone offer. See
9:10
Verizon.com for details.
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