Freaks Meowt

Freaks Meowt

Released Tuesday, 12th November 2024
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0:00

There are some things you wouldn't mind

0:02

being stuck with, like a large unexpected

0:04

inheritance. An always -on -the -verge -of -death phone that

0:06

has to be plugged in just right

0:08

so it charges is not one of

0:10

those things. Switch to Verizon and we'll

0:12

pay off your old phone up to

0:14

$800 via prepaid MasterCard so you can

0:16

get a new one. Just trade in

0:18

any phone from our top brands on

0:20

any unlimited plan. With new line on

0:22

my plan, additional terms apply for trade

0:25

-in and pay off your phone offer.

0:27

See Verizon .com for details. It's

0:31

the second date update with

0:33

Frito and Katie on Y100.

0:35

Hey, Theo. Thanks for the

0:37

email, man. Pretty brave for

0:39

you to jump on the

0:42

radio and try to tackle

0:44

this. Yeah, thanks for that.

0:46

I don't feel good about

0:48

this at all. And part

0:50

of me kind of like, am

0:53

I being crazy? You'd

0:57

know if you had

0:59

bad breath, right? Or

1:01

no? Is that something that you

1:03

kind of have to... Is that

1:05

something that has to be brought to your

1:08

attention? Or like you mean

1:10

personally? It's like a massive fear of mine. Would

1:12

you be able to tell personally somehow? Well,

1:15

yeah. And like, okay, I guess

1:17

before we get into it, I

1:20

feel like I need to say

1:22

I've never had any complaints about

1:24

that before. Okay. It's just like

1:26

recent events has made

1:28

me kind of wonder.

1:31

God. Oh my god. Yeah, that's a

1:33

good question. for you. Yeah, I now I

1:36

assume you make your

1:38

oral health a priority based

1:40

on your protests? What

1:42

now? You brush your

1:44

teeth regularly. Do you

1:46

floss and stuff? Katie,

1:49

anything else? Yeah,

1:51

and stuff. Exactly. This

1:54

is Rich coming from you. I know.

1:56

I don't know why I'm the one

1:58

on this line of questioning. All

2:00

right, so when was the last time

2:02

you went to a dentist? Let's start with

2:04

that. I don't know, but it's last

2:06

year or sometime Okay, all right. That's not

2:08

that's not bad. That's not bad. That's

2:10

that's routine. That's normal. Yeah, that's

2:12

that's this is good Unless you

2:15

have special circumstances. That's exactly the

2:17

frequency. You should be going so

2:19

you said you haven't had any

2:21

complaints before And I'm guessing

2:23

what do you mean until Shelby?

2:25

No, I mean she hasn't

2:27

even said anything About

2:30

it. I mean she hasn't said

2:32

anything like that But I'm maybe

2:34

I'm just being paranoid, but I

2:36

I can't think of anything else.

2:38

So what it could be Well, since

2:40

she hasn't said anything What

2:43

made you think that like why did your brain go there?

2:46

well like We met recently,

2:48

but it was I

2:50

mean it was pretty quick

2:52

progression Like we made

2:54

out on our first night. She came back

2:56

to my place Okay,

2:58

yeah, and like we've done a

3:00

few things since But nothing

3:02

like that. I mean like there's

3:04

been nothing physical since the

3:07

first night Like not

3:09

even a pack and you've tried

3:11

like you've gone in for

3:13

something kiss. Maybe since yeah And

3:15

she just kind of I don't even

3:17

I don't know if I want to

3:19

say she dodges me But I don't

3:21

know that's why I'm wondering is it

3:23

like a bad breath thing Well, let's

3:25

let's say it is that the the

3:27

stank breath deal. Don't you think she

3:29

would have just straight -up

3:31

told you Offer your

3:34

mints. I mean, what if it's

3:36

so bad that she never wants

3:38

to talk to me again, you know,

3:40

like I don't know Maybe she

3:42

didn't know how to bring it up.

3:44

I mean would you Do you just

3:46

hey man your breath is horrific like

3:48

that's an excellent point Look, let's

3:50

just call her and see if she

3:52

won't tell us how about that

3:54

we have ways of making her

3:56

talk to me namely bribery

4:01

We'll get her on the phone next. It's

4:03

the second date of

4:06

date with Frito and Katie

4:08

on Y100. Okay, so...

4:10

Terrifying thoughts. I literally... Like,

4:13

this is why I chew gum so much. I think you'd

4:15

know. To be real, I think you'd know. I

4:17

don't know. Like, it would blow back face.

4:19

But I don't think it's... I don't think bad

4:21

breath is necessarily like halitosis. I always worry

4:23

because... Yeah. Have I just finished coffee? yeah. Or

4:25

is it something that's made my breath smell

4:27

that way? But then we're always talking to people.

4:29

And so, if I don't have gum and

4:31

I'm like, oh my gosh, I have bad

4:33

breath. I like to have

4:35

a little crispness. Yes. I need

4:37

it to be minty. Sometimes I forget. Or

4:40

sometimes I'm drinking coffee on the way somewhere.

4:42

Nightmare conversations. So I get it. Like, I

4:44

am with you. And I hope this is

4:46

not the problem he's got with Shelby. But

4:48

they were hot and heavy. I mean, they

4:50

made out date one. They've not even

4:52

kissed since. That's not good. So he's

4:54

thinking it's got to be something along

4:56

those lines. But let's get Shelby on

4:59

the phone and find out. Hey, is

5:01

this... No, this. Hello, Shelby. There she

5:03

is. Hi. Shelby,

5:06

hello. We're Frito and Katie from Y100.

5:08

We wanted to know if you wanted

5:10

this date night that we give away

5:12

on our show. Wait,

5:14

what? You're giving away a date night? Yeah,

5:17

we are. And a great one because you

5:19

actually get to pick anything you

5:21

want to do, too. And it's free.

5:23

Like, we pay for absolutely everything. This

5:26

is, like, too good to be true. Like,

5:28

why me, though? Well, we're calling you because we

5:30

got an e -mail about you. We did. Do

5:32

you know a guy named Theo? Oh,

5:36

yeah, I know Theo. Okay,

5:39

so he's really interested in seeing you

5:41

again. He's a

5:43

little concerned there might be

5:45

something, like, keeping you away. Oh,

5:48

okay. Well, I wasn't sure he

5:50

noticed. It's just... It's a little

5:52

gross. For real. If

5:55

it's my breath, please just

5:57

tell me. Oh, my gosh. I

5:59

didn't know you were here. Okay, so hear me

6:01

out. I stayed at his

6:03

house. But that is a

6:05

little surprising given that you

6:08

have all this cat stuff.

6:10

I'm sorry. How did you see

6:12

his first hand? Like

6:14

how did you see his

6:17

firsthand? How did you discover

6:19

this? Okay, so hear me

6:22

out. I stayed at his house.

6:24

And I woke up in the

6:26

morning and I heard like this.

6:29

sound when cats make when they

6:31

drink water like oh yeah oh it's the

6:33

best way so like I rolled over

6:35

right and his cat was like its

6:38

head was buried in his in his

6:40

teeth like in his face it was

6:42

disgusting and I've just been in

6:44

his face so I've just been

6:46

in his face so I'm just

6:48

like I can't get that image

6:50

out in my head I don't know

6:53

well I mean people kiss their dogs

6:55

like they're like their face and

6:57

stuff like What's the problem? Okay,

6:59

well that's not great either, but

7:02

like, I don't know, how can

7:04

you stand like cat bread? I

7:06

mean, their mouths are disgusting. They

7:08

smell like fricking fish. Cat scratch

7:11

fever, I mean, like, it's gross. I

7:13

mean, I don't know. It's kind of,

7:15

I think it's comforting. Oh. Oh my

7:17

God. All right, well, I read online

7:19

somewhere that if you own cats,

7:21

you get this, like, like, disease,

7:23

that makes you care about them.

7:26

I don't know I'm continuing. I

7:28

don't know why else would you?

7:30

Okay okay fine like you wouldn't

7:32

let your cat give you kisses

7:35

I get it that's sad but

7:37

you know that's your life but

7:39

I'm clean and my mouth always

7:41

is like I'm good I brush

7:43

I flush I use a mouthwash

7:45

like every once in a while

7:48

right I'm taking it I get

7:50

that I get that I get that but

7:52

He doesn't. Your cat doesn't. Your cat doesn't

7:54

do any of these things. He's got a

7:56

litter box, but he just walks in, walks

7:58

out. He leaks his paws. Licks his

8:00

butt, and then he licks

8:02

your teeth. And then I'm

8:04

not trying to be shallow

8:06

or anything, but like, sorry,

8:08

that's gross. Yeah, so the mean,

8:11

you know, mouths are gross. Like,

8:13

there's no way around that. I

8:15

wouldn't say this makes mine any

8:18

grosser, like, I mean, not really,

8:20

anyway. I mean, guys, someone helped

8:22

me out. So it's kind of

8:25

like... It's gross, guys, I can't.

8:27

Please tell, someone needs to tell them

8:29

to stop it. I can't. This is on

8:31

you, I'm not commenting about this. I have a

8:33

lot of things to say. Let's on other people

8:35

do it. Yes, we'll start with that.

8:37

Hang on guys, I think this can

8:39

be solved. There are some things you

8:42

wouldn't mind being stuck with, like a

8:44

large unexpected inheritance. An always on the

8:46

verge of death phone that has to

8:48

be plugged in just right so it

8:50

charges is not one of those things.

8:53

Switch to Verizon and will pay off

8:55

your old phone up to $800 via

8:57

prepaid MasterCard so you can get a

8:59

new one. Just trade in any phone

9:01

from our top brands on any unlimited

9:03

plan. With new line on my plan,

9:06

additional terms apply for trade-in and

9:08

pay off your phone offer. See

9:10

Verizon.com for details.

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