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How do you feel when you
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switch to to Geico save on
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your car insurance? It's like going
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to work to work morning and
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thinking to yourself just one more
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day until Friday. day But then,
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somebody in the elevator says, in
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the elevator says, happy Then you check
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your phone quickly and discover today
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and Friday. is So yes, Friday. So yes,
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happy stranger in the elevator. Happy
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Friday Happy Friday, indeed. Yep, switching and
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saving with GEICO feels just like
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that. Get more with GEICO. Geico.
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It's the second update update with Frito and Katie on
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Y100. Hey Heather, uh, sorry to hear hear about
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the headaches with Paul. You
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seem like this is this is, of
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the last straw for you. I
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mean, it feels like that, but I
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guess I'm hoping that's not the case with
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Paul. I'm hoping that I'm lot of this
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is just in my head just know, head,
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I mean, what's the thing they say that
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the you do the same thing on repeat
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and expect different results, you're the crazy
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one. expect like that,
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I think. the crazy. Yeah, so I
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don't know, I don't know, maybe
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I'm crazy, but guess, but late in
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my late thirties now know, it's just
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don't know. It's just When you say this, when
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you say we talking about? All of of
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it like for dating as long
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as as bad as dating is
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in your 20s, it just like, it just worse
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worse guys, so much worse much worse. Well,
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that's not the most optimistic
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assessment, but based on assessment, but based on
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all this, right? I mean, yeah, man, like, yeah,
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man. been, So been been, I've
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been in the game a while.
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gonna Like age to age myself
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back to the stone age. like, I'm
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talking pre-aps people. I've even been married, which even
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been married, which but for a
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little bit, but clearly not long
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enough to keep me away
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from this dating crap. Um, because now
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now I'm right back in it
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with you know, a different pool
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of pool everyone is everyone it
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totally and it totally sucks. So, um, so one day
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one day I just had this,
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like, like, aha moment. I'm over this.
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I'm done. I deleted all the
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apps and I said, you
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know, if I I dialogue. it's meant
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to be you know okay so you
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decide you were through it done with
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dating at all no not dating specifically
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the apps like I decided I'm I'm
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doing it the old-fashioned way I'm only
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gonna like you know throwing it back
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to the early 2000s y'all like I'm
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gonna go out and do think like
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I'm trying to like meet people organically
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and like if I'm out and about
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and I see somebody I will give
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them my number just like in So,
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um, you know, and I do also
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feel like if you see someone in
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person, like, at least you, you kind
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of know what you're getting into, if
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you agree to a date, you know,
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it's not a catfish at least, which
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is nice, you know? Yeah, definitely not
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a catfish. Yeah, I like the approach
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here. Right. And would you say you're
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getting better results now? Like, is that
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how you met Paul? Even without the
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app, I'm still getting ghosted. And like,
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to be honest, like most of them
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don't really bother me. You know what
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I mean? I'm an adult. I don't
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care. But like, with some of these
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guys, especially when you meet them in
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person and it feels like you're hitting
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it off, like it does start to
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stay a little. So then, you know,
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my desperation then goes to like, okay,
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well, well, let's take it back to
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an even older school. matchmakers yes exactly
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so I'm like hey friends who wants
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to set me up with somebody and
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that's where Paul comes in okay it
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was like like a true blind date
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like I mean we talked on the
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phone a few times before we met
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up but I truly didn't have a
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lot to go on like just literally
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one picture that my friend who set
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us up showed me But I don't
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know, you know, we hit it off
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on the phone, we made it in
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person, and it just, it felt like
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we were hitting it off, it felt
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different. It was a whole new approach,
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you know, so I let myself get
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a little excited, which I had trained
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out of myself. you're quite excited and
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then ghost again. So I'm like, you
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know what? It's time to change the
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approach again. I can wallow or I
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can move on or I can switch
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it up again. How so? Like what
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are we trying to change up? Well,
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that's where y'all come in. Okay. I'm.
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It's time for second date update and
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like, you know, I don't know, I
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just feel like if every other time
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I've accepted and moving on, but like,
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not today, I don't feel like it
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anymore. I want to know what's going
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on. So God willing, this will work
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out. And it's just one of those
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weird misunderstandings. I don't know. He's never,
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he is rarely willing. I don't think
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he listens to the segment, but we
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are going to see what we can
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do. We're going to see what we
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can do. We can do. We're going
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to see what we can do. We
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can do. We can do. We're going
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to see what we can do. We're
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going to see what we can do.
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We can do. We can do. We're
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going to see what we can do.
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We can do. We can do. We
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can do. We're going to see what
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we can do. We can do. We
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can do. We can do. We can
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do. We can do. We How do
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you feel when you switch to Geico
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and save on your car insurance? It's
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like going to work on one Thursday
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morning and thinking to yourself just one
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more day until Friday. But then somebody
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in the elevator says happy Friday. Then
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you check your phone quickly and discover
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today is actually Friday. So yes, happy
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Friday random stranger in the elevator. Happy
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Friday indeed. Yep, switching and saving with
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Geico feels just like that. Get more
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with Geico. It's the second
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date update with Frito and Katie
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on Y100. Oh, yes. I just,
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I just want that on the
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record. Regardless of what happens. Yeah,
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yeah. I want Heather. She's a
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second date update. It'd be peer.
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So she's been ghosted a lot.
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She had all the apps. She's
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married for a time. She's like,
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now, kicking it more old school.
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Set-ups. Yes. Got set up with
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Paul on a blind date, thought
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everything was going really well. Then
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he goes her too and she's
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not taking it lying down. Now
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she's on tilt. She wants answers
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and she turned to us. So
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here we go. The worst thing
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she could possibly do. So buckle
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up. I think we've got Paul
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on the phone. is this Paul?
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Yeah, who's speaking? Hey, Paul, we're
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Frido and Katie from Y100. We
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are calling you today because we
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want to give you this date
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night package that we have on
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our radio show. So you get
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to pick like whatever you want
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to do and go and we'll
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pay for all of it. And
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I'm sorry, all what, like a
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timeshare? That's nothing like that. We'll
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only make you miserable five minutes,
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not five years. So Paul, someone
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actually emailed us about you. We
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called you, you answered, and. Here
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we are, offering you an honest
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to God date out on the
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town, assuming, of course, you'll use
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it with a person who entered
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you. Heather. Sorry, I'm still confused.
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She emailed, she emailed you about
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what? Well, if you just answer
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your phone, I wouldn't have to.
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I mean, I tried calling and
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texting, but... That's that's Heather hoping
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a free night out would get
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you two to go out again.
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Look it's a nice thought sure
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but no I'm just just no
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look I'm not really attracted to
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hers the thing I mean I
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would be I would be Heather
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but the the gray hair thing
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it's just So she has a
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few great, come on, okay? Like
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who cares? So does, like literally
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everyone. She's been married. That's a
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deal breaker for you? Yeah, that's
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not quite, no, no, don't, don't,
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don't get me wrong. Like a
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few, few still not great, but
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like, I don't know what happened.
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It's like she saw a ghost.
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Like Heather, did you see a
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ghost in the last three years?
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A ghost? have all the way
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here. It's all the way great.
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It's all the way great. Oh,
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look at that. Yeah, I die
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it. So what? It's like, it
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was this thing. I just started
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seeing more and more grays and
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I was like, I'm not gonna
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bite this. So sue me. And
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like all the women were dying
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there and they're gray a while
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back. So I took the plunge.
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looks good. It's not sexy in
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any way that's old, like, good
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for you, good for your friends,
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I guess, but you're just doing
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this to yourself, okay? What are
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you so mad? What are you
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talking about? Doing what? Dying it?
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Yeah, I did that to myself.
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I know, I already said it.
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I don't know, nothing about appealing
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to young dudes. You look like
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a grandma, like nothing against her.
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Mine's a saint. I love her,
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but yeah, it just doesn't, it's
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not doing a thing for me,
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you know? Not doing anything, it's
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not turning to me. I'm being
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so aggressive and so mean. It's
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just hair. You could say that
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it was blue, purple, but it's
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great. It makes you look old.
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Haggers! Haggers! We're tired. And if
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you want to look tired, look
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whatever you want. Do you? No,
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real. It's just, don't be surprised
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when guys don't want to date
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you. Yikes. Wow, I guess I'm
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just going to have to hope
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that other men are not as
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mean and superficial as you. It's
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not superficial. You just can't dye
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your hair, platinum gray. I'm going
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to get mad at men for
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thinking you're a little, uh... How
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do you feel when you switch
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to GEICO and save on your
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car? Oh! Okay, well we wish
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we could have had a better
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resolution to this for you Heather.
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Thanks for being on the show
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today. How do you feel when
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you switch to GEICO and save
9:32
on your car insurance? It's like
9:34
going to work on one Thursday
9:36
morning and thinking to yourself just
9:38
one more day until Friday. But
9:40
then somebody in the elevator says,
9:42
happy Friday! Then you check your
9:44
phone quickly and discover today is
9:47
actually Friday. So yes, happy Friday,
9:49
random stranger in the elevator, happy
9:51
Friday indeed. Yep, switching and saving
9:53
with Geico feels just like that.
9:55
Get more with Geico.
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