Spice Up Your Life

Spice Up Your Life

Released Tuesday, 26th November 2024
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Spice Up Your Life

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0:00

How do you feel when you

0:02

switch to GEICO and save on

0:04

your car insurance? It's like going

0:06

to work on one Thursday morning

0:08

and thinking to yourself, just one

0:10

more day until Friday. But then

0:12

somebody in the elevator says, Happy

0:14

Friday! Then you check your phone

0:17

quickly and discover today is actually

0:19

Friday. So yes, Happy Friday, random

0:21

stranger in the elevator. Happy Friday

0:23

indeed. Yep, switching and saving with

0:25

GEICO feels just like that. Get

0:27

more with GEICO. The

0:30

second date update with Frito and Katie

0:32

on Y100. Okay, Dylan,

0:34

here we are. So do you want to get

0:36

us started here and tell us about you and

0:38

Michelle? Yeah, I guess. I mean,

0:40

I really don't know what to say about

0:43

it, mostly because I don't know what's happening or what I

0:45

did. I thought things were

0:47

going pretty well, but shows how much I

0:49

know, I guess. How well are we talking? Like, is

0:52

there a reason in particular? Well,

0:54

she's stayed over a few times. So. Oh,

0:57

okay. Well, that's pretty well. Now,

1:01

let's rewind for a second. Did

1:03

you meet her online, the apps

1:05

or? No, that's gross

1:07

to me. Did you say, sorry,

1:10

gross? Yeah. Well, I mean,

1:12

I don't know what to say about it, to be honest, but

1:14

I think we're on the same page with Tinder. But most

1:17

of those apps just creep me out

1:19

the way they're set up. Okay,

1:21

so does that mean you like, I

1:24

guess you don't use any of them then? No,

1:26

to be fair, I still have profiles. I

1:28

cast a few lines, but there's

1:33

not much out there. I mean, I kind of

1:35

don't even check them that often. Usually it's just

1:37

a whole lot of nothing, maybe a couple hotties

1:39

on there. But a lot of times it's bots,

1:41

like fake people. And then, you know, if there

1:44

is real people, we message back and forth, and

1:46

then it just kind of falls apart. So it's

1:49

a waste of time to me. I really don't meet a

1:51

lot of girls online. And when I do, their expectations are

1:53

insanely high. So yeah. Okay,

1:56

well, if you're not meeting online,

1:58

like where'd you two crazy kids meet? Yeah,

2:00

yeah, actually I met

2:02

her at a water burger. Really? Oh! Yeah,

2:05

she was kind of making fun of my order actually. Why?

2:09

I like everything. Well, I like my stuff kind of plain and dry.

2:11

Okay. And she was a little bit drunk

2:14

and yeah, she had a lot to say about it. Oh no.

2:16

Yeah, all right, like what? Like what was

2:19

her problem? Well, she was making a

2:21

lot of noise about how I eat like a child. I

2:23

wanted to be annoyed by it, but I

2:25

turned around, you know, she was a beautiful

2:28

girl standing there. So yeah, things kind of went

2:30

from there. Okay. So you

2:32

said you stayed over a few times, minus

2:34

that, have y'all been out on any like

2:37

dates? Or done anything cool? Yes. Okay,

2:39

well that's, so I think

2:41

that's kind of where the problem might

2:43

be here. As in? Well,

2:46

I think she expects a little more

2:48

razzle dazzle from me, you know what

2:50

I mean? Razzle dazzle? When

2:52

it comes to like what? Well,

2:56

we just haven't really gone out a

2:58

lot. Like I mean,

3:00

out, out. I did take her to Twin Peaks like

3:03

a few weeks ago. I don't

3:05

know if that counts necessarily. Okay. Yeah,

3:07

dude, those things are a little expensive,

3:10

okay? They add up after a little

3:12

bit. I try to be smart with money, but the

3:14

big nights out on the town, like, yeah, it gets

3:16

pricey real fast. Yeah, no, we get that, but they

3:18

don't have to be, right? I mean, like surely there

3:20

are other options to show her that you care. For

3:23

sure. Like calling you guys for

3:26

one. My God. I don't know if that's, I

3:30

don't think that's what he meant. I

3:33

mean, you're not wrong. Oh, yeah, it might be

3:35

a little bit wrong. Yeah, I

3:37

mean, she just seems a little annoyed right now.

3:40

And I guess I

3:42

could probably take her somewhere special and

3:44

all, but again, I'm trying to be

3:46

smart with, you know,

3:48

money and whatnot. So it would be free.

3:51

Yep, yep, yep, yep. Might

3:53

be a step in the right direction, maybe. Only time

3:55

will tell. We'll call Michelle and see if we can

3:57

line this up for you. That's next with Frito and

3:59

Katie. It's the second

4:01

date update with Frito and Katie on

4:03

Y100. Dylan sounds

4:05

a bit thrifty. I mean, that is

4:07

what the segment is for. I shouldn't

4:10

be. No, I'm not, that's. You

4:12

know. I'm not casting judgment. It's

4:14

an observation. He mentioned it several times. He did. Going

4:17

out on the town, doing it up big.

4:19

Spancy. There is a hefty price tag to

4:21

that. So he has been trying to be

4:23

smart about taking Michelle out or not out.

4:25

Yeah. To really tell us what

4:27

their dates entail, except that she stayed over at

4:30

his house a few times. Clearly she was interested

4:32

enough to do that. Right.

4:35

But she has since kind of dropped off. So we just want

4:37

to get her on the phone and figure

4:39

out where he might've gone wrong. And

4:42

I think we have her lined up. Hey, is this Michelle? It

4:46

is. Hey, Michelle, we're Frito and Katie from Y100. We're

4:50

calling you today because someone emailed us about

4:52

hooking you up with this free date night

4:54

package that we like to give away on

4:56

our show. Okay.

5:01

Like who did it first? Who

5:03

did it? Like why? Great questions.

5:05

And before we get to

5:07

that, just so you know, the way this

5:09

works is you get to pick everything you

5:12

want to do for said date. Okay. Where

5:14

you go, what you do, all of it.

5:17

We pay for it. But the

5:19

person who entered you, the rule is

5:21

you got to take him with you.

5:23

Where? You mean like on the date?

5:25

Mm-hmm. Okay. So

5:29

you said that it's free. So like no

5:31

cost to anybody? Yeah, totally free.

5:34

Yeah. Oh

5:36

gee, let me guess. It's Dylan. It

5:40

is Dylan. Oh my

5:42

God. Oh, I'm glad to see. Oh, I'm glad

5:44

to see. No, it's an easy guess. That's nice.

5:46

Hopefully because he's the only guy you're dating and

5:48

not because he's kind of cheap. Anyway,

5:52

he said you'd been seeing a lot of each other

5:54

recently. So I mean, is that

5:56

true? I mean, yeah, but it just, I

5:59

knew because. Nobody loves free more than

6:01

that guy. I mean like this is

6:03

so on brand for him Hey,

6:06

come on, man. I'm just trying

6:08

to do something nice here. Okay. Yes. Oh

6:10

my god. Okay. Well, this just keeps getting

6:12

weirder and weirder Yeah Yeah,

6:17

I gathered So

6:20

I Mean

6:22

like I can you do something nice that you

6:25

actually pay for? Instead

6:27

of calling up for something this

6:29

is weird That's

6:36

what everyone tells us yeah,

6:38

I don't know I just

6:40

I've never met a guy like this He's

6:43

stingy. I mean like at first

6:45

it was kind of cute. You know, like I don't know

6:47

like a little Kind

6:50

of like this early little old man You

6:52

know what I mean, but somebody's got in step in

6:54

and play something to him Okay,

6:57

we're hoping there's a better example

6:59

than than just him emailing us.

7:01

Yeah, right what else tells you? Oh my god

7:04

You can take your pick Okay,

7:06

so He

7:08

cuts open toothpaste tubes. Okay,

7:11

just so you can get that very very last bit

7:13

out of the bottom of it He

7:17

reuses paper plates Oh,

7:21

I got what do you want to know it's really crazy I was

7:23

looking in his cupboard The

7:26

last time that I was over there and

7:28

he's got spices in there from like a

7:31

decade ago. What I got ten

7:33

years It's by

7:35

a ten years ago. What anyone throw him

7:37

out? I mean see that's

7:39

nuts, right? Yeah, I actually

7:41

took those from my parents when I

7:43

was going into college, so I just

7:46

don't use spices very often Okay.

7:48

Yeah, but you do understand you

7:51

can't keep them around forever Sorry,

7:54

how how old did you say these

7:56

were? Well, I

7:59

graduated in 2008

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2008 So that's what? 16

8:04

years and 10. I

8:07

mean maybe like 17 18 But

8:09

I don't get what your point is my mom

8:11

used to do catering so the containers are huge

8:13

So yeah, I have a bunch of places. I

8:15

don't have an issue with the containers. I have

8:17

an issue with Yeah His

8:22

human is old enough to vote I Don't

8:28

know I to me that's just taking things to

8:31

a whole new level You know what I mean, cuz

8:33

it's just no I

8:35

mean, what am I supposed to do? They're

8:37

fine spices don't go bad. They last forever.

8:39

They actually don't expire Two

8:46

decades It's okay to throw

8:48

them away spices never go bad. You can look

8:50

it up. I'm not making this up They'd last

8:52

forever. Okay. I don't know what you want me

8:54

to do. I throw them out It's a waste.

8:56

So yeah, no, I'm not I'm definitely not gonna

8:59

do that. That doesn't make any sense to me

9:01

Look, I've never I've I've never

9:03

thought about this. I've ever been in a

9:05

situation. Is that right spices? Just not

9:08

it's not that they go don't go bad. They

9:10

lose their flavor. Yeah Yes,

9:13

that means you can still use them yeah Yeah

9:21

Ship them off to college Okay,

9:26

just hang on the one I mean

9:30

I I What's

9:32

the problem if they still I'll

9:35

bet how do you feel when you

9:37

switch to Geico and save on your

9:39

car insurance? It's like going to work

9:41

on one Thursday morning and thinking to

9:43

yourself just one more day until Friday

9:46

But then somebody in the elevator says

9:48

happy Friday Then you

9:50

check your phone quickly and discover

9:52

today is actually Friday So yes,

9:55

happy Friday random stranger in the

9:57

elevator. Happy Friday indeed. Yep But

9:59

switching and saving with GEICO feels

10:01

just like that. Get more with

10:04

GEICO!

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