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How do you feel when you
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switch to GEICO and save on
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your car insurance? It's like going
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to work on one Thursday morning
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and thinking to yourself, just one
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more day until Friday. But then
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somebody in the elevator says, Happy
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Friday! Then you check your phone
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quickly and discover today is actually
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Friday. So yes, Happy Friday, random
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stranger in the elevator. Happy Friday
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indeed. Yep, switching and saving with
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GEICO feels just like that. Get
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more with GEICO. The
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second date update with Frito and Katie
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on Y100. Okay, Dylan,
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here we are. So do you want to get
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us started here and tell us about you and
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Michelle? Yeah, I guess. I mean,
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I really don't know what to say about
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it, mostly because I don't know what's happening or what I
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did. I thought things were
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going pretty well, but shows how much I
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know, I guess. How well are we talking? Like, is
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there a reason in particular? Well,
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she's stayed over a few times. So. Oh,
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okay. Well, that's pretty well. Now,
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let's rewind for a second. Did
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you meet her online, the apps
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or? No, that's gross
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to me. Did you say, sorry,
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gross? Yeah. Well, I mean,
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I don't know what to say about it, to be honest, but
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I think we're on the same page with Tinder. But most
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of those apps just creep me out
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the way they're set up. Okay,
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so does that mean you like, I
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guess you don't use any of them then? No,
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to be fair, I still have profiles. I
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cast a few lines, but there's
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not much out there. I mean, I kind of
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don't even check them that often. Usually it's just
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a whole lot of nothing, maybe a couple hotties
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on there. But a lot of times it's bots,
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like fake people. And then, you know, if there
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is real people, we message back and forth, and
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then it just kind of falls apart. So it's
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a waste of time to me. I really don't meet a
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lot of girls online. And when I do, their expectations are
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insanely high. So yeah. Okay,
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well, if you're not meeting online,
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like where'd you two crazy kids meet? Yeah,
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yeah, actually I met
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her at a water burger. Really? Oh! Yeah,
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she was kind of making fun of my order actually. Why?
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I like everything. Well, I like my stuff kind of plain and dry.
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Okay. And she was a little bit drunk
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and yeah, she had a lot to say about it. Oh no.
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Yeah, all right, like what? Like what was
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her problem? Well, she was making a
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lot of noise about how I eat like a child. I
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wanted to be annoyed by it, but I
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turned around, you know, she was a beautiful
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girl standing there. So yeah, things kind of went
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from there. Okay. So you
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said you stayed over a few times, minus
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that, have y'all been out on any like
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dates? Or done anything cool? Yes. Okay,
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well that's, so I think
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that's kind of where the problem might
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be here. As in? Well,
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I think she expects a little more
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razzle dazzle from me, you know what
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I mean? Razzle dazzle? When
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it comes to like what? Well,
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we just haven't really gone out a
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lot. Like I mean,
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out, out. I did take her to Twin Peaks like
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a few weeks ago. I don't
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know if that counts necessarily. Okay. Yeah,
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dude, those things are a little expensive,
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okay? They add up after a little
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bit. I try to be smart with money, but the
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big nights out on the town, like, yeah, it gets
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pricey real fast. Yeah, no, we get that, but they
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don't have to be, right? I mean, like surely there
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are other options to show her that you care. For
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sure. Like calling you guys for
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one. My God. I don't know if that's, I
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don't think that's what he meant. I
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mean, you're not wrong. Oh, yeah, it might be
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a little bit wrong. Yeah, I
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mean, she just seems a little annoyed right now.
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And I guess I
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could probably take her somewhere special and
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all, but again, I'm trying to be
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smart with, you know,
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money and whatnot. So it would be free.
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Yep, yep, yep, yep. Might
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be a step in the right direction, maybe. Only time
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will tell. We'll call Michelle and see if we can
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line this up for you. That's next with Frito and
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Katie. It's the second
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date update with Frito and Katie on
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Y100. Dylan sounds
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a bit thrifty. I mean, that is
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what the segment is for. I shouldn't
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be. No, I'm not, that's. You
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know. I'm not casting judgment. It's
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an observation. He mentioned it several times. He did. Going
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out on the town, doing it up big.
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Spancy. There is a hefty price tag to
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that. So he has been trying to be
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smart about taking Michelle out or not out.
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Yeah. To really tell us what
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their dates entail, except that she stayed over at
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his house a few times. Clearly she was interested
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enough to do that. Right.
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But she has since kind of dropped off. So we just want
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to get her on the phone and figure
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out where he might've gone wrong. And
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I think we have her lined up. Hey, is this Michelle? It
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is. Hey, Michelle, we're Frito and Katie from Y100. We're
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calling you today because someone emailed us about
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hooking you up with this free date night
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package that we like to give away on
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our show. Okay.
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Like who did it first? Who
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did it? Like why? Great questions.
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And before we get to
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that, just so you know, the way this
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works is you get to pick everything you
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want to do for said date. Okay. Where
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you go, what you do, all of it.
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We pay for it. But the
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person who entered you, the rule is
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you got to take him with you.
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Where? You mean like on the date?
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Mm-hmm. Okay. So
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you said that it's free. So like no
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cost to anybody? Yeah, totally free.
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Yeah. Oh
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gee, let me guess. It's Dylan. It
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is Dylan. Oh my
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God. Oh, I'm glad to see. Oh, I'm glad
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to see. No, it's an easy guess. That's nice.
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Hopefully because he's the only guy you're dating and
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not because he's kind of cheap. Anyway,
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he said you'd been seeing a lot of each other
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recently. So I mean, is that
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true? I mean, yeah, but it just, I
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knew because. Nobody loves free more than
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that guy. I mean like this is
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so on brand for him Hey,
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come on, man. I'm just trying
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to do something nice here. Okay. Yes. Oh
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my god. Okay. Well, this just keeps getting
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weirder and weirder Yeah Yeah,
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I gathered So
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I Mean
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like I can you do something nice that you
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actually pay for? Instead
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of calling up for something this
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is weird That's
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what everyone tells us yeah,
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I don't know I just
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I've never met a guy like this He's
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stingy. I mean like at first
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it was kind of cute. You know, like I don't know
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like a little Kind
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of like this early little old man You
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know what I mean, but somebody's got in step in
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and play something to him Okay,
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we're hoping there's a better example
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than than just him emailing us.
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Yeah, right what else tells you? Oh my god
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You can take your pick Okay,
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so He
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cuts open toothpaste tubes. Okay,
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just so you can get that very very last bit
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out of the bottom of it He
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reuses paper plates Oh,
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I got what do you want to know it's really crazy I was
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looking in his cupboard The
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last time that I was over there and
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he's got spices in there from like a
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decade ago. What I got ten
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years It's by
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a ten years ago. What anyone throw him
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out? I mean see that's
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nuts, right? Yeah, I actually
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took those from my parents when I
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was going into college, so I just
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don't use spices very often Okay.
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Yeah, but you do understand you
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can't keep them around forever Sorry,
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how how old did you say these
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were? Well, I
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graduated in 2008
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2008 So that's what? 16
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years and 10. I
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mean maybe like 17 18 But
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I don't get what your point is my mom
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used to do catering so the containers are huge
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So yeah, I have a bunch of places. I
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don't have an issue with the containers. I have
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an issue with Yeah His
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human is old enough to vote I Don't
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know I to me that's just taking things to
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a whole new level You know what I mean, cuz
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it's just no I
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mean, what am I supposed to do? They're
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fine spices don't go bad. They last forever.
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They actually don't expire Two
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decades It's okay to throw
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them away spices never go bad. You can look
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it up. I'm not making this up They'd last
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forever. Okay. I don't know what you want me
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to do. I throw them out It's a waste.
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So yeah, no, I'm not I'm definitely not gonna
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do that. That doesn't make any sense to me
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Look, I've never I've I've never
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thought about this. I've ever been in a
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situation. Is that right spices? Just not
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it's not that they go don't go bad. They
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lose their flavor. Yeah Yes,
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that means you can still use them yeah Yeah
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Ship them off to college Okay,
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just hang on the one I mean
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I I What's
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the problem if they still I'll
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bet how do you feel when you
9:37
switch to Geico and save on your
9:39
car insurance? It's like going to work
9:41
on one Thursday morning and thinking to
9:43
yourself just one more day until Friday
9:46
But then somebody in the elevator says
9:48
happy Friday Then you
9:50
check your phone quickly and discover
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today is actually Friday So yes,
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happy Friday random stranger in the
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elevator. Happy Friday indeed. Yep But
9:59
switching and saving with GEICO feels
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just like that. Get more with
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GEICO!
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