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How do you feel when you
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switch to to Geico save on
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your car insurance? It's like going
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to work to work morning and
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thinking to yourself just one more
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day until Friday. day But then
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somebody in the elevator says, in
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the elevator says happy Then you check
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your phone quickly and discover today
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and Friday. So yes, Happy Friday,
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stranger in the elevator. Happy
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Friday Happy Friday indeed. Yep, switching and saving
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with Geico feels just like
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that. Get more with Geico. Geico.
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what the It's the second date update with Frito and
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Katie on Y100. Hey Chuck, I still I still
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can't believe we're going to
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attempt this, but here we
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are. we are. I need someone
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to kind of like of
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on my behalf. my behalf. Um, I want
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to try to of drowning here. Yeah, yeah.
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Could kind of kind of sound
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like it. it. us through this
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whole story. This was an
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online match? Yeah, yeah, match? Yeah,
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app. used an app, but my an app.
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what an app. This match was like the the
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match of a lifetime. Like, I need
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to I need to send you guys some
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pictures so you can see what I'm
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talking about I'm talking definitely not necessary. no.
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That's you, I guess. necessary. Thank
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you, I guess. Really, because I
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got all you want. I'm
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serious. Have you ever just
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caught, like, I don't know, know, like
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glimpse of someone, and it's hard
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for you to, like, you understand,
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like, why this person is
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so hot? so mean, I mean like I thought
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I I was being and
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in the in the beginning ... wait,
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but you weren't, right? Like, she
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was fact real. real. Can
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we, can we saw we, can we saw
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that? Yeah, real. real. She's hot. Okay. Yeah. And that's
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that's the whole thing. I Like
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I was shocked, but still we
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started we started slow. We were
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both messaging back and forth
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with each other. know, know, that
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sort of thing. We timed a a
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little bit. So I did
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see her multiple times. Okay. I'm And
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I'm not an idiot. know I
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know that there's of. filters out here
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and as video filters you could
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put on a video. True. But
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it was her and she's beautiful
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and it's ridiculous. Okay. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. You understand like how beautiful.
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I do. And we've confirmed that
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she's real. She is in fact
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who she claims to be. But
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you did go out too. Right.
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Like explain out the date went
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because from your email it sounded
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memorable to us. Okay, so we're
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gonna, so we're gonna go out,
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we're gonna meet up for the
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first time, right? I'm naturally thinking
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dinner, drink, something classic, you know,
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something that we can sit and
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talk. Right. Right. Yes, she eats.
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So we get there and things
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are going. Well, we're going, we're
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having a few drinks, we're loosening
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up, things are getting, we're getting
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to know each other. And she
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wants to do some shots. So
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I'm like, shots, okay. And she
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suggests patron shots. So I'm like,
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oh, patron, face faster. Okay. And
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by the end of dinner, we're
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feeling good. I'm feeling great, obviously.
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And so we go to another
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bar. And then we go to
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another bar and a few more
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bars. And all I know is
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I woke up back at home.
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You know, at least it was
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your home. You know, you hear
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all those stories about people like
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drunkenly stumbling into the wrong houses.
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Honestly stumbling into the wrong house
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and might have been better. I
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wasn't exactly in my house. I
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live outside of my house, actually
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on the lawn. And my jeans,
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they were kind of pulled half
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off. Oh, dude. My shirt was
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over in my neighbor's planter. Obviously,
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we got really carried away with
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whatever happened. Do you have
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any idea like how you got
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home? Tell me- You didn't drive,
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did you? Absolutely not. No, I
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would never drive in that state.
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I don't know for sure. Once
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I found my key- got my
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phone back on the charger. I
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saw that, I saw that Adrian
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had text me at some point.
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I don't know, I didn't see
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what time it was, but she
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did text me. She must have
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put me in an Uber. She
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still said that she had a
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great time though. So there's that.
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Okay. But I'm still trying to
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piece the rest of the night
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together. Like it's kind of clouding
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though. I want to know when
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you lost your clothes like that.
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Poor poor driver. Exactly. Exactly. He
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saw a lot. He saw too
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much. Yeah, yeah. Not my finest
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hour for sure. For some reason,
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I've been mowed her by a
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ton of money at some point.
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What? What? I don't know if
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we went to go play poker.
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I can't really figure it out.
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I guess a lot of money.
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How? How? I don't know. I'm
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just gonna assume that I was
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a total because I was so
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drunk. And now we're like on
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the path of where we're going
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to work it out and this
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is like my redemption. I tried
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texting her. I'm not hearing anything
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back. So actually I just kind
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of wanted you guys to kind
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of help me out on this.
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We're going to try. It was
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not like coming for me like
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I didn't know what happened. Look
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man, stranger things have happened. No,
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I feel like it was something
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I should say. What the hell?
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Calling Adrian, talking to her next,
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the Frito and Katie. How do
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you feel when you switch to
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Geico and save on your car
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insurance? It's like going to work
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on one Thursday morning and thinking
5:43
to yourself, just one more day
5:45
until Friday. But then somebody in
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the elevator says, happy Friday! Then
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you check your phone quickly and
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discover today is actually Friday. So
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yes, happy Friday, random stranger in
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the elevator, happy Friday indeed. Yep,
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switching and saving with Geico feels
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just like that. Get more with
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Geico. a night that's a night
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and we're gonna call her. He
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can't remember a lot of it,
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which is not surprising given the
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activities. Are we basing this on
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her saying she had a good
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time? That's basically it. We're basing
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this on I mean, is it
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possible? In some world, she feels
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like she's the one that screwed
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this up because she got too
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drunk because that's could be. I'm
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leaning towards that because then maybe
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it's salvageable. Could be. Barring that,
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I don't see this working out,
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but look, we got a job
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to do and I think we
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got Adrian lined up. Hey, is
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this Adrian? Yes, hi, what's up?
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Hey, Adrian, we are Frito and
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Katie from Y100. We're calling you
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with this date night package that
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we like to give away on
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our show. we're offering it to
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you, you build your dream date
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essentially, okay, then we pay for
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everything. Does that sound like something
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you might be at all interested
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in or? I pick everything? Oh,
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not the guy you go out
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with, but everything else, yeah? Oh
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my God, no, I mean, no,
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that's... No way. All right, all
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right. I hear panic. I probably,
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it's not alarming. Yeah, it's alarming.
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Yeah, it could still be. Anyway,
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you were actually entered for this
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by the guy we want to
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send you out with. And it's
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someone you've gone out with before.
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Think of it as, think of
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it as an apology. Okay? An
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apology from Chuck. Yes, do you
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remember? Do you remember going out,
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Chuck? Oh, yeah, I do. But
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I think the better question is,
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does he remember going out? Well,
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I'll tell you he for sure
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remembers you. Yes. Very, very, yes.
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Look, Adrian, look, Adrian, it's nice.
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Hey, I'm sorry. I took it
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a little too far, and again,
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I'm sorry. a little, oh my
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God, that's like, that's like the
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understatement of the year. But you
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know what? Look. Whatever. You and
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I I took anywhere though, right?
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Yes, you can't. Yes, generally how
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it works. You're going to regret
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this. I'll be ready to show
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up. Mom has got some expenses.
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Yeah, I'll be kidding. Thank you.
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Lord, you won't regret this, Adrian.
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I promise you to be seen.
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Miracles can obviously happen though. Speaking
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of expensive, Adrian. Can you help
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me out? Natter, we're back on
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a good road here. Can you
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at least fill me in? What
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we did that cost so much
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money on our date? Like, I've
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saw that I've been mowed you,
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but I don't remember what we
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were doing. I don't know, was
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it dinner? Was it, like, like,
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something, but it was, like, three
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times our dinner bill. Oh, yeah.
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Well, that was just a tax.
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You know how I don't think
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I do. What tax? What am
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I? the
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tax that I had to get
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you and myself an Uber tax
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that you spilled beer all over
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my expensive bag tax that you
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were a complete jack what to
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all of my friends back should
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I keep going you seriously would
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not believe how drunk Chuck actually
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got I think I want. It
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was something. What's happening? Yeah, exactly
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here. Well, he was just too
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drunk to hit me back. So
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at some point, I took his
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phone and bended myself like a
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couple hundred bucks. I mean, I
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earned it at this point. Excuse
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me, it was 500 bucks. Was
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it 5? Lived yourself to 500
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bucks. Just because what kind of
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Uber did you order? Did you
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get a black Uber? Look, I
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mean, I can't even repeat some
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of the things you were saying
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to me. And we're talking like
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before the patron even. flowing. I
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know you eventually got hammered but
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come on check actions have caused.
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All right this is up and
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you robbed me. How about that?
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I don't. No no no no
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no come on I compensated myself
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for the time and money that
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I lost on this night. Okay.
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A horrible date you guys nowhere
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Robert. The money is the only
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thing that's didn't
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do anything wrong, he's the one
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that I've spent. You made money
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on the day. The only $500,
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is it wrong? You didn't do
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anything wrong. What, what, what, what
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are you living in? I didn't
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steal $500. I signed you $500
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for being a complete drunken. You
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know, I don't buy a new
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bag now, and that is not
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cheap. It's their game. All women
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should do this. You're hungry, you're
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going to learn your lesson, okay?
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So, don't let it happen again.
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You're good. Guys, are you going
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to chime in here? She loved
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me. No. She lifted $500 from
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me. Half of my arm is
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$1,000. You're just getting ridiculous. You
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didn't care anyway. They know I'm
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right. That's what's what happened. Can
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we put them on hold? Yes,
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we can put them on. I
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mean, I feel like it's safe
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to assume that this is a
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no now, no longer result in
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a second date. We'll deal with
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that in a second. Hang on
11:22
the line, guys. We're going to
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talk this through. How do you
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feel when you switch to Geico
11:28
and save on your car insurance?
11:30
It's like going to work on
11:32
one Thursday morning and thinking to
11:34
yourself just one more day until
11:36
Friday. But then somebody in the
11:38
elevator says, happy Friday! Then you
11:40
check your phone quickly and discover
11:42
today is actually Friday. So yes,
11:44
happy Friday random stranger in the
11:46
elevator, happy Friday indeed. Yep, switching
11:48
and saving with Geico feels just like
11:50
that. Get more with Geico.
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