The State of Taxes

The State of Taxes

Released Wednesday, 4th December 2024
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The State of Taxes

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Wednesday, 4th December 2024
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How do you feel when you

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switch to to Geico save on

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your car insurance? It's like going

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to work to work morning and

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thinking to yourself just one more

0:10

day until Friday. day But then

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somebody in the elevator says, in

0:14

the elevator says happy Then you check

0:16

your phone quickly and discover today

0:18

and Friday. So yes, Happy Friday,

0:20

stranger in the elevator. Happy

0:23

Friday Happy Friday indeed. Yep, switching and saving

0:25

with Geico feels just like

0:27

that. Get more with Geico. Geico.

0:29

what the It's the second date update with Frito and

0:31

Katie on Y100. Hey Chuck, I still I still

0:33

can't believe we're going to

0:35

attempt this, but here we

0:37

are. we are. I need someone

0:39

to kind of like of

0:41

on my behalf. my behalf. Um, I want

0:43

to try to of drowning here. Yeah, yeah.

0:45

Could kind of kind of sound

0:47

like it. it. us through this

0:49

whole story. This was an

0:51

online match? Yeah, yeah, match? Yeah,

0:54

app. used an app, but my an app.

0:56

what an app. This match was like the the

0:58

match of a lifetime. Like, I need

1:00

to I need to send you guys some

1:02

pictures so you can see what I'm

1:04

talking about I'm talking definitely not necessary. no.

1:06

That's you, I guess. necessary. Thank

1:09

you, I guess. Really, because I

1:11

got all you want. I'm

1:14

serious. Have you ever just

1:16

caught, like, I don't know, know, like

1:18

glimpse of someone, and it's hard

1:20

for you to, like, you understand,

1:22

like, why this person is

1:24

so hot? so mean, I mean like I thought

1:27

I I was being and

1:29

in the in the beginning ... wait,

1:31

but you weren't, right? Like, she

1:33

was fact real. real. Can

1:35

we, can we saw we, can we saw

1:37

that? Yeah, real. real. She's hot. Okay. Yeah. And that's

1:39

that's the whole thing. I Like

1:42

I was shocked, but still we

1:44

started we started slow. We were

1:46

both messaging back and forth

1:48

with each other. know, know, that

1:50

sort of thing. We timed a a

1:52

little bit. So I did

1:54

see her multiple times. Okay. I'm And

1:56

I'm not an idiot. know I

1:59

know that there's of. filters out here

2:01

and as video filters you could

2:03

put on a video. True. But

2:05

it was her and she's beautiful

2:08

and it's ridiculous. Okay. Yes. Yes.

2:10

Yes. You understand like how beautiful.

2:12

I do. And we've confirmed that

2:14

she's real. She is in fact

2:16

who she claims to be. But

2:19

you did go out too. Right.

2:21

Like explain out the date went

2:23

because from your email it sounded

2:25

memorable to us. Okay, so we're

2:27

gonna, so we're gonna go out,

2:30

we're gonna meet up for the

2:32

first time, right? I'm naturally thinking

2:34

dinner, drink, something classic, you know,

2:36

something that we can sit and

2:39

talk. Right. Right. Yes, she eats.

2:41

So we get there and things

2:43

are going. Well, we're going, we're

2:45

having a few drinks, we're loosening

2:47

up, things are getting, we're getting

2:50

to know each other. And she

2:52

wants to do some shots. So

2:54

I'm like, shots, okay. And she

2:56

suggests patron shots. So I'm like,

2:58

oh, patron, face faster. Okay. And

3:01

by the end of dinner, we're

3:03

feeling good. I'm feeling great, obviously.

3:05

And so we go to another

3:07

bar. And then we go to

3:10

another bar and a few more

3:12

bars. And all I know is

3:14

I woke up back at home.

3:16

You know, at least it was

3:18

your home. You know, you hear

3:21

all those stories about people like

3:23

drunkenly stumbling into the wrong houses.

3:25

Honestly stumbling into the wrong house

3:27

and might have been better. I

3:29

wasn't exactly in my house. I

3:32

live outside of my house, actually

3:34

on the lawn. And my jeans,

3:36

they were kind of pulled half

3:38

off. Oh, dude. My shirt was

3:41

over in my neighbor's planter. Obviously,

3:43

we got really carried away with

3:45

whatever happened. Do you have

3:47

any idea like how you got

3:50

home? Tell me- You didn't drive,

3:52

did you? Absolutely not. No, I

3:54

would never drive in that state.

3:56

I don't know for sure. Once

3:58

I found my key- got my

4:00

phone back on the charger. I

4:03

saw that, I saw that Adrian

4:05

had text me at some point.

4:07

I don't know, I didn't see

4:09

what time it was, but she

4:11

did text me. She must have

4:14

put me in an Uber. She

4:16

still said that she had a

4:18

great time though. So there's that.

4:20

Okay. But I'm still trying to

4:22

piece the rest of the night

4:24

together. Like it's kind of clouding

4:27

though. I want to know when

4:29

you lost your clothes like that.

4:31

Poor poor driver. Exactly. Exactly. He

4:33

saw a lot. He saw too

4:35

much. Yeah, yeah. Not my finest

4:38

hour for sure. For some reason,

4:40

I've been mowed her by a

4:42

ton of money at some point.

4:44

What? What? I don't know if

4:46

we went to go play poker.

4:49

I can't really figure it out.

4:51

I guess a lot of money.

4:53

How? How? I don't know. I'm

4:55

just gonna assume that I was

4:57

a total because I was so

4:59

drunk. And now we're like on

5:02

the path of where we're going

5:04

to work it out and this

5:06

is like my redemption. I tried

5:08

texting her. I'm not hearing anything

5:10

back. So actually I just kind

5:13

of wanted you guys to kind

5:15

of help me out on this.

5:17

We're going to try. It was

5:19

not like coming for me like

5:21

I didn't know what happened. Look

5:23

man, stranger things have happened. No,

5:26

I feel like it was something

5:28

I should say. What the hell?

5:30

Calling Adrian, talking to her next,

5:32

the Frito and Katie. How do

5:34

you feel when you switch to

5:37

Geico and save on your car

5:39

insurance? It's like going to work

5:41

on one Thursday morning and thinking

5:43

to yourself, just one more day

5:45

until Friday. But then somebody in

5:47

the elevator says, happy Friday! Then

5:50

you check your phone quickly and

5:52

discover today is actually Friday. So

5:54

yes, happy Friday, random stranger in

5:56

the elevator, happy Friday indeed. Yep,

5:58

switching and saving with Geico feels

6:01

just like that. Get more with

6:03

Geico. a night that's a night

6:05

and we're gonna call her. He

6:07

can't remember a lot of it,

6:09

which is not surprising given the

6:12

activities. Are we basing this on

6:14

her saying she had a good

6:16

time? That's basically it. We're basing

6:18

this on I mean, is it

6:20

possible? In some world, she feels

6:22

like she's the one that screwed

6:25

this up because she got too

6:27

drunk because that's could be. I'm

6:29

leaning towards that because then maybe

6:31

it's salvageable. Could be. Barring that,

6:33

I don't see this working out,

6:36

but look, we got a job

6:38

to do and I think we

6:40

got Adrian lined up. Hey, is

6:42

this Adrian? Yes, hi, what's up?

6:44

Hey, Adrian, we are Frito and

6:46

Katie from Y100. We're calling you

6:49

with this date night package that

6:51

we like to give away on

6:53

our show. we're offering it to

6:55

you, you build your dream date

6:57

essentially, okay, then we pay for

7:00

everything. Does that sound like something

7:02

you might be at all interested

7:04

in or? I pick everything? Oh,

7:06

not the guy you go out

7:08

with, but everything else, yeah? Oh

7:11

my God, no, I mean, no,

7:13

that's... No way. All right, all

7:15

right. I hear panic. I probably,

7:17

it's not alarming. Yeah, it's alarming.

7:19

Yeah, it could still be. Anyway,

7:21

you were actually entered for this

7:24

by the guy we want to

7:26

send you out with. And it's

7:28

someone you've gone out with before.

7:30

Think of it as, think of

7:32

it as an apology. Okay? An

7:35

apology from Chuck. Yes, do you

7:37

remember? Do you remember going out,

7:39

Chuck? Oh, yeah, I do. But

7:41

I think the better question is,

7:43

does he remember going out? Well,

7:45

I'll tell you he for sure

7:48

remembers you. Yes. Very, very, yes.

7:50

Look, Adrian, look, Adrian, it's nice.

7:52

Hey, I'm sorry. I took it

7:54

a little too far, and again,

7:56

I'm sorry. a little, oh my

7:59

God, that's like, that's like the

8:01

understatement of the year. But you

8:03

know what? Look. Whatever. You and

8:05

I I took anywhere though, right?

8:07

Yes, you can't. Yes, generally how

8:10

it works. You're going to regret

8:12

this. I'll be ready to show

8:14

up. Mom has got some expenses.

8:16

Yeah, I'll be kidding. Thank you.

8:18

Lord, you won't regret this, Adrian.

8:20

I promise you to be seen.

8:23

Miracles can obviously happen though. Speaking

8:25

of expensive, Adrian. Can you help

8:27

me out? Natter, we're back on

8:29

a good road here. Can you

8:31

at least fill me in? What

8:34

we did that cost so much

8:36

money on our date? Like, I've

8:38

saw that I've been mowed you,

8:40

but I don't remember what we

8:42

were doing. I don't know, was

8:44

it dinner? Was it, like, like,

8:47

something, but it was, like, three

8:49

times our dinner bill. Oh, yeah.

8:51

Well, that was just a tax.

8:53

You know how I don't think

8:55

I do. What tax? What am

8:58

I? the

9:01

tax that I had to get

9:03

you and myself an Uber tax

9:05

that you spilled beer all over

9:08

my expensive bag tax that you

9:10

were a complete jack what to

9:12

all of my friends back should

9:15

I keep going you seriously would

9:17

not believe how drunk Chuck actually

9:19

got I think I want. It

9:22

was something. What's happening? Yeah, exactly

9:24

here. Well, he was just too

9:26

drunk to hit me back. So

9:29

at some point, I took his

9:31

phone and bended myself like a

9:33

couple hundred bucks. I mean, I

9:36

earned it at this point. Excuse

9:38

me, it was 500 bucks. Was

9:40

it 5? Lived yourself to 500

9:43

bucks. Just because what kind of

9:45

Uber did you order? Did you

9:47

get a black Uber? Look, I

9:49

mean, I can't even repeat some

9:52

of the things you were saying

9:54

to me. And we're talking like

9:56

before the patron even. flowing. I

9:59

know you eventually got hammered but

10:01

come on check actions have caused.

10:03

All right this is up and

10:06

you robbed me. How about that?

10:08

I don't. No no no no

10:10

no come on I compensated myself

10:13

for the time and money that

10:15

I lost on this night. Okay.

10:17

A horrible date you guys nowhere

10:20

Robert. The money is the only

10:22

thing that's didn't

10:25

do anything wrong, he's the one

10:27

that I've spent. You made money

10:29

on the day. The only $500,

10:31

is it wrong? You didn't do

10:33

anything wrong. What, what, what, what

10:35

are you living in? I didn't

10:37

steal $500. I signed you $500

10:39

for being a complete drunken. You

10:41

know, I don't buy a new

10:43

bag now, and that is not

10:45

cheap. It's their game. All women

10:47

should do this. You're hungry, you're

10:49

going to learn your lesson, okay?

10:51

So, don't let it happen again.

10:53

You're good. Guys, are you going

10:55

to chime in here? She loved

10:57

me. No. She lifted $500 from

10:59

me. Half of my arm is

11:01

$1,000. You're just getting ridiculous. You

11:03

didn't care anyway. They know I'm

11:06

right. That's what's what happened. Can

11:08

we put them on hold? Yes,

11:10

we can put them on. I

11:12

mean, I feel like it's safe

11:14

to assume that this is a

11:16

no now, no longer result in

11:18

a second date. We'll deal with

11:20

that in a second. Hang on

11:22

the line, guys. We're going to

11:24

talk this through. How do you

11:26

feel when you switch to Geico

11:28

and save on your car insurance?

11:30

It's like going to work on

11:32

one Thursday morning and thinking to

11:34

yourself just one more day until

11:36

Friday. But then somebody in the

11:38

elevator says, happy Friday! Then you

11:40

check your phone quickly and discover

11:42

today is actually Friday. So yes,

11:44

happy Friday random stranger in the

11:46

elevator, happy Friday indeed. Yep, switching

11:48

and saving with Geico feels just like

11:50

that. Get more with Geico.

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