52:00

Is that the fear? Have you like is it

52:02

that rational that you will get hit by lightning?

52:05

I don't even kind of primal it is primal yet

52:07

is primal and it's it also

52:09

gets to the point where like You know,

52:11

they'll be like I think near where I used to

52:13

live in the Lower East Side There was like a

52:15

some sort of traffic light that flashed. Hmm I think

52:17

maybe they were taking pictures of license plates or something

52:20

Yeah, and that would go and I would be if

52:22

it was cloudy out I would I would have a

52:24

fear I would like react I mean you could

52:26

to join you in this I Will

52:30

need to do like a deep breath

52:32

calm down feeling if if like a

52:34

big truck with a loud muffler Cuts

52:36

me on yeah, they sound like Tigers

52:40

And you're just like Every caveman feeling

52:42

meaning this is like in your genes

52:44

to be afraid. That's why you survived

52:46

Yeah, I don't know what there was

52:48

it wasn't like an incident But but

52:51

I also understand like like I don't have a fear

52:53

of flying But I totally could wrap my head around

52:55

why someone would be terrified of flying. It's me too.

52:57

It's insane I'm just very well, I feel fortunate. Yeah,

52:59

I'm just like I'm glad I don't have that one

53:01

Yeah, like I think like was it a

53:04

wreath of Franklin doesn't fly or didn't fly Yeah,

53:06

I have to take like a cruise ship

53:08

to Matt Damon and Ben Affleck used to

53:11

not fly really Yeah, they drove from Boston

53:13

to LA really. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like

53:15

they're flying now. I think they're flying now

53:17

I think Jay once you date JLo and she's like get

53:19

on the jet, poppy. Yeah, we're not boys. Okay Not

53:23

gonna stop better. What's that place? That? What's

53:26

that truck Bucky's? That's

53:29

the giant truck stop We're

53:31

not eating at Bucky's tonight. I'm JLo. Yeah,

53:34

we're eating on the plane I'm not going

53:36

in that travel plaza to go to the

53:38

bathroom That was something else Bill Burr said

53:40

he was like flying private and I've flown

53:42

private a few times in my life and

53:44

he's right It's worse because flying

53:46

private is a cigar tube. It's the

53:48

smallest little plane and

53:51

it's Like if you

53:53

want to laugh at the rich and let

53:55

this brighten your day the fucking

53:57

1% there in these little tubes

54:00

and it's the most turbulent, scary

54:02

flight of your life.

54:04

Yeah, I remember. You want to be on a

54:06

737. Yeah. I

54:09

mean, I think the thing about private jets is

54:11

like, and I never like

54:14

hired, I've been the beneficiary of it.

54:16

We're plus one jet people. Yeah, yeah,

54:18

yeah. A couple of times. Is that

54:20

you walk in and it's not

54:22

like you're going to miss your flight because you're not

54:24

going to miss your flight because they're waiting for you.

54:26

The pilot takes your bag. There's

54:29

nice snacks. I had a funny story, this funny story.

54:31

I was on a private jet with, and

54:34

with who? I guess with Louie.

54:36

Not, I guess with Louie. You're going to

54:38

say Oprah. With Oprah. I was on a private jet with

54:40

Oprah, my good friend. But this, I

54:42

was talking to the flight attendant and just like,

54:44

have you had some bad people on here? Like annoying

54:46

or assholes. And she's like, she starts

54:48

telling me about a woman. I go, she sounds bad. And

54:51

she goes, she was a cunt. I

54:54

was like, well, I'm not on JetBlue right now.

54:58

Flight attendant just called some other cunt. She

55:02

said it with like a big smile. I was like, wow,

55:04

that's the... That's the private advantage right

55:06

there. Oh my God. And

55:09

then she gave you a dragon roll. And then she gave me.

55:13

But yeah, I mean, yeah, I

55:15

mean, it's... But also like you pull out your

55:17

land and then there's cars right next to the

55:19

plane. No, again, Burr said this. He was like,

55:21

the only bad part of flying is boarding. And

55:24

he's right. Yeah. Once you're in your seat.

55:26

Yeah, yeah. Even if I

55:28

don't have a bag for the overhead, I still wanna get

55:30

on the plane. Cause I just wanna sit down and

55:33

stop thinking about departures. Even if there's

55:35

a little delay, I don't care. Once

55:37

we're on the plane, all

55:39

you have to do is sit there. Do you fly first

55:41

everywhere? I do fly first. Everywhere? So

55:43

you'll pay? I won't fly first to Vegas.

55:45

I won't fly first to San Francisco. These

55:49

little flights. Where, what are

55:51

you doing? Well,

55:53

funny, you ask that. It's not funny at all that you

55:55

ask that. Cause what I'm really about to say is I'm

55:57

really boring. That's why it's not funny. But.

56:00

I was sitting in the mustard cafe over

56:03

there, mustard tree. Yeah, yeah. And

56:05

I was booking a flight and I found-

56:07

No travel agent? No. Get

56:10

a travel agent! I might

56:12

have three bodyguards outside. Well,

56:14

a travel agent isn't that fancy. But-

56:18

And AI's coming for them. You gotta support them now.

56:21

But the, I

56:23

follow all these like travel hackers, like miles

56:25

hackers. Are you into your miles? I'm not

56:27

really into them. Oh really? Okay.

56:31

And there's always like fly business class from

56:33

China for 12,000 points. Like

56:36

this is ridiculous. And there was one for

56:38

Air France and I looked it up and I got, I'm

56:41

coming back from Amsterdam, business class, 50,000 points. Wait,

56:44

that's good points? That's really good. Yeah.

56:47

That's like a $4,000 flight or $5,000. Oh really? Yeah,

56:49

yeah, yeah. Why aren't I into points? I should-

56:52

You get your miles, I hope. I do get miles. I'm

56:54

good on Delta. Yeah, everyone likes Delta. I'm being

56:56

night and going. I mean like Delta's the one

56:59

that they're like, I'm pretty sure it's Delta, might

57:01

be United. Who has Premier

57:03

1K? You wouldn't know. Oh,

57:05

United. United. I'm good

57:07

with United. Yeah, I'm United also. I'm a million

57:09

mile with them. Really? But I always never

57:11

got past platinum. I could talk for six hours about this. It's

57:14

funny, I was actually just thinking travel tips

57:17

on the drive down, not from you specifically, but I

57:19

was like, what are the best

57:21

travel tips? I'll start, but I want

57:24

your best travel tips. Okay. I'm just

57:26

going to get the ball rolling with an easy one. Get

57:28

through security. Don't

57:30

get a water. Don't get a

57:32

coffee. This is bush league.

57:35

Get the fuck through security. You

57:37

get through security before you sit down

57:39

and have a leisurely coffee and you

57:42

think that sounds obvious. I see a

57:44

lot of dumb fucks. Also, you're buying

57:46

a drink you can't take through security.

57:48

Right, right. Get through security. There's my

57:50

helicopter, isn't there? Yeah. Do

57:52

you have that clear thing? I don't have clear. I'm

57:54

a pre-check guy. I have

57:56

clear and pre-check because with my credit card they pay

57:59

for it.