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6:03

Of course. I just got

6:05

my second foot job of

6:07

all time. Oh. Let's talk

6:09

about it and ready one

6:11

through 10. Unfortunately, I would

6:14

have to give this a

6:16

seven out of 10. I

6:18

did finish from it surprisingly

6:20

and I did love it.

6:22

I don't know, it was

6:24

just something about the grip

6:26

on the bottom of the

6:28

feet like the calluses and

6:30

when they curve it and

6:32

grip it, it feels so

6:34

good to me. I don't

6:36

even look at the feet.

6:38

I make all I contact

6:40

the whole entire time. Last

6:42

time I didn't like it

6:44

because she was the older

6:46

lady, but this time she

6:48

is my age so I

6:51

think that made a difference

6:53

for sure. Yeah. That would

6:55

make all the different friends.

6:57

Oh, get it, Tom. Mom's

6:59

house. Oh, get it, Tom.

7:01

With Tom Sigura. Mom, Sigura.

7:04

I did finish from it surprisingly.

7:06

So it's pretty cool. Yeah. With

7:08

my pause and come. So easy.

7:10

I did finish from it surprisingly.

7:12

So it's pretty cool. This is

7:14

some things I'll put out like

7:16

this is your digital footprint forever

7:18

no pun intended that like yeah

7:20

I got a couple foot jobs

7:22

recently and you just do an

7:24

online review of that for people

7:26

yeah because there is the community

7:28

so vast and various that they

7:30

need a reviewer I sound like

7:32

buying a car I don't think

7:34

yeah he's also he looks like

7:36

he's fucking 19 now this is

7:38

he's gonna go in for an

7:40

interview at some point where we're

7:42

like are you the foot job

7:44

review guy or Or even a

7:46

lady. Yeah, he may be a

7:48

dating person down the road. Why

7:50

did you feel compelled to post

7:52

this? I don't know what it

7:54

is. I can't really explain it.

7:56

Like the grip is weird. The

7:58

texture is weird. It's definitely weird,

8:00

but it feels good. It's like

8:02

trying octopus or squid. Like it's

8:05

definitely different, but it tastes good.

8:07

It does. I will say that

8:09

clarity does hit a lot harder

8:11

than normal, because it's like, damn,

8:13

did I really just do that

8:15

to a pair of feet? I

8:17

didn't ask to do it this

8:19

time. I was never going to

8:21

ask again. She asked and I

8:23

thought she was joking, but she

8:25

actually kept on asking, so I

8:27

was like, fuck it, let's do

8:29

it. Oh. Well, that's cool. Also,

8:31

I'll say this, his analogy was

8:33

fantastic. Yes. It is like trying

8:35

to octopus or octopus? Squid. This

8:37

is like, like, like, like, like,

8:39

like, like, like, this is not,

8:41

like, like, this is not, like,

8:43

like, like, this is not, like,

8:45

this is not, like, like, like,

8:47

like, this is not, like, like,

8:49

like, like, like, like, like, like,

8:51

like, like, like, like, like, like,

8:53

like, like, like, like, like, like,

8:55

like, like, like, like, like, like

8:57

has calluses which definitely that adds

8:59

up. It's just inevitable over time.

9:01

Yeah. You know, but how does

9:03

she get the grip with the

9:05

feet? Practice. You just got to

9:07

practice. That's what I'm wondering is

9:09

how do you get a firm

9:11

grip with the the middle of

9:13

your feet? Yeah. Wow. I'll show

9:15

you. So anyway, it's cool that

9:17

I have a feeling this is

9:19

just my assumption here. Yeah. This

9:21

is not the only review this

9:24

man has left. It may be

9:26

worth exploring what other reviews he

9:28

puts. There's no way he's just

9:30

like living life and decided this

9:32

is a one-off. No, no, no.

9:34

This is the life story. This

9:36

person probably has a bunch of

9:38

cool reviews. It's really risky to

9:40

put it out there at 19.

9:42

It's pretty out. He's young. He's

9:44

not at the end of his

9:46

life where he's made his money.

9:48

Doing you know real not realizing

9:50

what they're doing. So this is

9:52

one lane where he's like obviously

9:54

like talking about busted nuts Here's

9:56

another way that you could be

9:58

young and and kind of ruin

10:00

things Oh. You have to just,

10:02

you go to school in, Dana.

10:04

Sh. Sh. No, we're 1444.

10:06

Look, 1444, yeah. I'm

10:09

reporting him, exactly.

10:12

Yeah, you guys don't

10:14

ask bitches, don't know

10:16

shit. Oh shit, don't listen

10:19

to your hand. No,

10:21

no, no, no. Back

10:23

girl, yeah, what? What,

10:25

what, bitch? Come here.

10:28

Can we say something

10:30

about them? Oh

10:32

Mexican. No, no, no,

10:35

no, no. We're listening.

10:37

We're listening. Everyone's. You

10:40

want to know why?

10:42

Come here. Bring the.

10:45

I'm listening. We're listening.

10:47

We're listening. We're

10:50

listening. We're listening.

10:52

Everyone is. We're

10:55

listening. Everyone is. Yeah,

10:57

because you guys are god

10:59

damn border hopper niggers. Wow!

11:01

What? What's your name against?

11:04

Wow! What's your name again?

11:06

He shouldn't be drinking. He's

11:08

only 21 years old and

11:10

he... See, that sets you up

11:12

for life. Yeah. This exists forever. Yeah,

11:14

it's a good one. It's a good one

11:16

to put out. exists

11:28

forever.

11:35

Employment possibilities his whole

11:38

career trajectory. It's so

11:40

fucking Bryce just destroyed his

11:42

future and he probably had a

11:44

good one because he's wearing a

11:46

nice polo button That might be

11:49

a work that looks like it's

11:51

a actual It's not like a choice

11:53

from his closet. He might have been

11:55

working this event You know and tied

11:58

one on yeah Like when his Wait

12:00

a minute, wait a minute, what

12:02

are you doing? Well, bitch. Wow,

12:04

and not only that, I will

12:06

say. He had a lot of

12:09

notes. Yes, and what's really interesting

12:11

is that he pulled out Beener,

12:13

which is old school. That's old

12:15

school, yeah. So somebody older than

12:17

him is training him. Yeah, is

12:20

what I'm thinking. The kids for

12:22

today, they don't know Beener. No.

12:24

He is, he comes from a

12:26

cool line of people. Right, yeah.

12:28

His mom and dad are saying

12:31

this crap. Yeah, it's not just

12:33

him, man. It's pretty cool. Who

12:35

1444? Yeah. What's so stupid? He

12:37

had it all, he hit, he

12:39

got Hitler. Wow. He said fat,

12:42

you fat bitches. What's up bitch?

12:44

Yeah. And he said to kill

12:46

people at to slice their throats.

12:48

I thought he was going to

12:50

be like, you know why he's

12:53

just slice your throats to the

12:55

boar? This is Mexican food delicious.

12:57

Like I thought he was going

12:59

to turn it to the food.

13:01

Which is true. Yeah. Wow. Yeah,

13:04

he's hearing this speech from dad,

13:06

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13:08

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14:47

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14:49

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14:51

is. They're not. Come in here.

14:53

Taking the jobs we want the

14:55

gardening jobs What job do you

14:58

want to pick strawberries? Like you

15:00

realize that like these people are

15:02

willing to work 18 hours a

15:04

day and not complain for all

15:06

this shit that you it's unbelievable

15:08

But anyway, but the problem is

15:10

this guy never knew any beaners.

15:12

You know what I mean? I didn't grow

15:14

up around Mexicans the way that I

15:17

did you did in Latin culture. He

15:19

is not not no respect. Yeah for

15:21

them No, he has no respect. No

15:23

knowledge. He doesn't know any

15:25

Mexicans. That's true. The country

15:27

club, he grew up and he never

15:29

met him. He didn't. He's gonna, he's

15:31

gonna get to know some now. He's

15:33

gonna have a whole new life

15:35

experience now. You know, one good thing

15:38

about... Are you the guy? They're gonna go,

15:40

are you the guy that said... God

15:42

damn, border hopper niggers. Is that you? Is

15:44

that you? Because... I was gonna say that

15:46

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15:49

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15:51

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15:53

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15:55

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15:58

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16:00

those are really surfacing up now. It's making

16:02

people poke their chest out again. Get comfortable.

16:04

Well, get comfortable with it. You're going to

16:06

have a whole cool bunch of things happen

16:08

in your life. It's fun that you're young

16:10

enough that you get to experience a full

16:12

life now. So anyway, we were there's so

16:14

many cool things to review and talk about

16:16

one of the things we were going to

16:19

do is talk about some of the best

16:21

moments of the last 100 episodes One of

16:23

the first things that comes to mind is

16:25

episode 704. This is when Ryan and any

16:27

challenged each other to basketball. That was awesome.

16:29

You remember is that I remember how I

16:31

couldn't believe how competitive any was like you

16:33

really dug deep First of all you were

16:35

like one of the only black guys I

16:37

ever knew that was like I'm not good

16:39

at basketball I didn't play it wasn't my

16:41

obsession like growing up like you just Yes,

16:43

well that's my other half talking. Oh right

16:45

I got two sides to this shit right

16:47

so but then you were like I cannot

16:49

let my black half down exactly and I'm

16:51

gonna go all in exactly like you know

16:53

the white me was talking for a minute

16:55

and then he said any amount any amount

16:58

of money and blacks I was like you

17:00

don't take that maybe you don't do that

17:02

yeah right I'm just clown you like that

17:04

I'm like no fuck that new man all

17:06

right but you committed you committed hell yeah

17:08

I fucking I went to go uh what's

17:10

it called um to that coach Yeah. Mr.

17:12

Jasper, motherfucker, train me. A former pro, right?

17:14

Wasn't he a pro? He was a... Like

17:16

international player or something? Yeah, he was... Oh,

17:18

fuck, was he? Is it Denmark or some

17:20

shit? But yeah, he was like 3V3 pro

17:22

or something. Yeah. And yeah, he was great.

17:24

But I mean, I told him as soon

17:26

as I met him, I'm like, look man,

17:28

I got no, nothing, just... Show me like

17:30

one thing that I could do and I'll

17:32

just do that. Be honest. Be honest when

17:34

I ask you. Yeah, yeah. How did you

17:37

describe your opponent to him? I told him

17:39

to watch. I told him. the way that

17:41

he talked about backing you up and then

17:43

like lobbing it or something he's like well

17:45

because he watched like you know he was

17:47

invested man he got super invested into the

17:49

end of the show so he found the

17:51

show he saw the whole thing and then

17:53

he told me stuff where he's like God

17:55

I forget what he said but he was

17:57

like yeah the way that he talked about

17:59

backing you up and then like lobbing it

18:01

or something is like people don't say that

18:03

like he said he was in he played

18:05

in college he did not play in college

18:07

he did not play in college he did

18:09

not play in college he did not play

18:11

in college he did not play in college

18:13

he did not play in college he did not playing college he did not play in college

18:16

he did not playing college he did not playing college he did not playing college he

18:18

did not playing college he did not playing college he did not playing college he did

18:20

not playing college he did not playing college he did not playing college he did

18:22

not playing college he did not playing college he did not

18:24

playing college he did not playing college he did not playing

18:26

college he So I think you might have a chance here.

18:28

I think what Ryan was saying then was that he

18:30

didn't claim to play on a

18:32

college team is that he played

18:35

basketball in, in other words, not for

18:37

the school, but it was just like

18:39

part of his. You mean like he

18:41

played in the gym? Yeah, yeah, like

18:43

pickup games. Yeah, it's a weird way

18:45

to say that. But yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:47

I think when you say I played

18:49

in college that usually kind of means.

18:51

Right. Right. It's like, I got you. Got

18:53

you, got you. And that's why I understood. I'm

18:56

like, yeah, any amount of money, I get it.

18:58

Like, especially after I really did start to

19:00

learn the game. I'm like, shit, all right.

19:02

Like, real talk, though, if he was

19:05

some... Did you play any more after

19:07

that? No. Never. That was it. Not

19:09

once. Yeah. It was your mission. Yeah

19:11

man, I don't like basketball. It's a

19:13

good... Wow. It is still... It was

19:16

such a fun day. It was such

19:18

a... You don't swim though, right? Right

19:20

in studio. To try it

19:22

clear. Go ahead, go ahead, get

19:25

in there. You don't go on

19:27

the ocean. Hell no, I don't

19:29

swim either, but I don't, you

19:31

don't go on the ocean. Hell

19:33

no, I don't, I don't, I

19:36

don't know. Can we hear

19:38

him? You gotta push the button, big man. I'm sitting

19:40

in my office listening to everything he's saying. He's

19:42

just lying left and right. Yes. He's good at that.

19:44

By the way, we also discover one of the things

19:47

we'll get to is that and he's a huge liar.

19:49

Go ahead, right? Can be. Can be. Can be. Can

19:51

be. Can be. Geez. He also lied saying that he

19:53

wasn't training. He wasn't doing that. He can seal. I

19:55

never said it. But I did. What did. What did.

19:57

What did. What did. What did. What did. What did.

20:00

I didn't say anything. I didn't say

20:02

anything. No one said anything about training

20:04

or not training. No, I asked you

20:06

what you were doing. You said nothing.

20:08

No, you did not. Why did you

20:10

ask me that? Was it on the

20:12

show? No. You can't be trusted. So

20:15

anything I'm saying. Was it on the

20:17

show? No. No, it wasn't on the

20:19

show? No, it wasn't on the show?

20:21

No, it wasn't on the show? I

20:23

work, it wasn't on the show? No,

20:25

it wasn't, it wasn't on the show?

20:28

It wasn't on the show? It wasn't

20:30

on the show? It wasn't on the

20:32

show? It wasn't on the show? It

20:34

wasn't on the show? It wasn't on

20:36

the show? It wasn't on the show?

20:38

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. I wasn't on

20:40

the show? It wasn't on the show?

20:43

It wasn't on the show? It wasn't

20:45

on the show? It wasn't on the

20:47

show? It wasn't on the Well, I

20:49

don't have a way to look it

20:51

up right now, but I'll look afterwards.

20:53

You have a thousand reasons to go

20:55

find it. I think you did say

20:58

that though. No, I did not. But

21:00

wait a minute. Here's the thing though,

21:02

because we can get into the semantics

21:04

of this. Are you saying that he

21:06

was like, I played basketball when I

21:08

was in college, or I played college

21:11

ball? I definitely didn't say I played

21:13

college ball, because that'd be a straight

21:15

lie, and anyone could look look it

21:17

up. You know, but you know what

21:19

I will I do remember him saying

21:21

he played in high school. I mean,

21:23

I do remember that very different. Yes,

21:26

maybe what? Oh, maybe what happened? Was

21:28

that maybe Tom said that you you

21:30

did? And so I was like, that's

21:32

where I heard it. But either way,

21:34

I definitely heard that because he, uh,

21:36

the coach was saying it like that.

21:38

Once you play me again, now that

21:41

I'm actually back in shape, my knees

21:43

are blown out. That's what I'm going

21:45

to ask. That's what I was going

21:47

to ask. That's what I'm going to

21:49

ask. That's what? And I didn't get

21:51

paid. You could have had a long

21:53

locks of hair. What you mean? You

21:56

got scared. You got scared. You got

21:58

scared. You said any amount of money?

22:00

What happened? No, you wanted hair transplant.

22:02

No, no, I wanted 10Gs. I wanted

22:04

10Gs and y'all were like, that's an

22:06

irresponsible amount of money. It's irresponsible for

22:09

you to say any amount of money.

22:11

Well, the 10Gs was a responsible for

22:13

you to say any amount of money.

22:15

You wouldn't do it. another one so

22:17

I could also not get paid for

22:19

that shit. Was it was the bet

22:21

for for hair implants or $10,000? It

22:24

was for hair implants. It was for

22:26

10. It was for 10. And then

22:28

and then you all said that it

22:30

was irresponsible and then we had to

22:32

change the amount. Wait a minute. It

22:34

was for hair. It was for hair.

22:36

You were playing for hair. But see

22:39

on what I'm saying is we went

22:41

to that because then you checked out.

22:43

Incoress exactly what I remember. You don't

22:45

remember saying that you wanted this hair

22:47

and that the hair thing was all

22:49

set up? What I'm saying is, well

22:52

how this started was, he's like, name

22:54

any amount of money, Nadav was sitting

22:56

in this chair, and he texted him

22:58

that, and I said, nigga, 10 G's,

23:00

and then you were agreeing, and it

23:02

was like, okay, or you were saying

23:04

Tom, that like, well look, that's an

23:07

irresponsible amount of money. Maybe we should

23:09

do something else. So you forced y'all

23:11

forced me to come up with something

23:13

else. So I was like, I don't,

23:15

the only thing I could think of

23:17

is hair, I guess. We got to

23:19

review the tape. Okay. I don't remember.

23:22

I don't remember the conversation going that

23:24

way. I don't remember. I don't remember

23:26

the conversation going that way. I remember.

23:28

I don't remember the conversation going that

23:30

way. I remember asking, I don't remember

23:32

the conversation going that way. I'm not

23:34

saying. You guys bet each other that

23:37

amount? He said any amount of money.

23:39

And I said $10,000. And he's like,

23:41

that should be no problem. I could

23:43

use a nice, what'd you say? Like

23:45

a nice fucking pool with some shit.

23:47

I don't know the full. I think

23:50

the reason that that was shot down

23:52

was that even though you won, yes,

23:54

you did. The idea that a boss,

23:56

he's your employer, could take $10, $10,

23:58

if. you had lost did feel like

24:00

it's like an abuse so do so

24:02

two things number one don't say any

24:05

amount of money then okay because when

24:07

you're making a bit if you're gonna

24:09

say that you better own up to

24:11

it Number two, I chose the money.

24:13

I'm the one that chose 10. So

24:15

if I heard it, you're not wrong,

24:17

but we didn't shake hands on $10,000.

24:20

That's my point. Sure. We started, yes,

24:22

we started as going like, all right,

24:24

in amount of money. And then to

24:26

Tom's point, we settled on something that

24:28

would be entertaining, not only for us,

24:30

but something that would be entertaining, not

24:33

only for us, but something that might

24:35

have. You know, I like money, I

24:37

want money. I don't, I don't fucking

24:39

want anything else, but fine, if I

24:41

had to think of something. Okay. It's

24:43

like, all right, fuck it. I guess

24:45

the hair. Okay. But then, but then

24:48

yeah, once it was in my face,

24:50

it's like nigger fuck this. I do

24:52

think you should, I think you should

24:54

rematch. Yeah, I want old man. I'll

24:56

put $10,000 in cash on the table.

24:58

Oh, I'll put it on the table.

25:00

I'm chilling. You, you, you, you killed

25:03

me less. You destroyed me, why when

25:05

you destroyed me, why wouldn't want to,

25:07

why wouldn't want to, why wouldn't want

25:09

to play it, why wouldn't want to

25:11

play again, why wouldn't want to play

25:13

again? Why wouldn't want to play again?

25:15

What about swimming? What about swimming? Hold

25:18

on, what about swimming? Right before Ryan

25:20

came in, you said. You're so crazy

25:22

too. You already, man, you already gave

25:24

you the L's you want in your

25:26

last name, do you say? Two L,

25:28

now you got three. I'm 40 pounds.

25:31

You want to be high, Ryan, Hall-a-law,

25:33

that's what you want. I'm 40 pounds.

25:35

That's what you want, Ryan, Hall-a-law-law, that's

25:37

what you want to be. swim lapse

25:39

against rent. I'm excited to kick off

25:41

my UK and Ireland tour this weekend.

25:43

I'll be in Dublin this Saturday, March

25:46

15 at Three Arena, Belfast, for two

25:48

shows at Waterfront Hall in March 16.

25:50

First show is sold out, we added

25:52

a second show. Manchester at A.O. Arena,

25:54

March 19. London at Ovo Arena, Wembley,

25:56

March 20. Cardiff at Utilita Arena March

25:58

23rd go get your tickets at tombsagura.com/tour.

26:01

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28:30

Okay, Ryan, do you swim? I swim

28:32

as a kid, I'm pretty good. Okay.

28:34

Oh, that's what you said about basketball,

28:36

yeah, let's do it. Do you want

28:38

to swim, when you swim laps for

28:40

10 G's, and neither of you has

28:43

to give it up, I'll give it

28:45

up. However, I would if, I don't

28:47

have to pay for the coach this

28:49

time, I pay thousands of dollars for

28:51

that shit. I'll pay for the swimming

28:53

coach, and I'll put the 10 grand

28:55

up, and I'll give it to whomever

28:58

to whomever wins. And I won't have

29:00

it to whomever to whomever wins. And

29:02

I won't have a whomever, and I

29:04

won't have a whomever, and I won't

29:06

have a whomever, and I won't have

29:08

a whomever, and I won't have a

29:10

whomever, and I won't have a whomever,

29:13

whomever, whomever, whomever, whomever, and I won't,

29:15

whomever, whomever, whomever, whomever, whomever, whomever, whomever,

29:17

You won't? No, I don't need one.

29:19

Okay. Can neither? This is amazing. I

29:21

won't either. I only did because I

29:23

figured you would. But you don't know

29:25

how to swim? Because you figured I

29:28

wouldn't. Wait, do you not know how

29:30

to swim? He's blind. Not like that.

29:32

Not like that. I wonder about not

29:34

knowing it, but it's about not choosing

29:36

to swim. Maybe you have a swim

29:38

instructor to learn first and then not

29:40

a coach. Like we'll both cease the

29:43

coach. I'll figure it out. I'll figure

29:45

it out. Let him figure it out.

29:47

Every water activity I've invited any two,

29:49

he does not come. No surprise me.

29:51

He does not. Yeah. Surprise me. He

29:53

does not. No, you didn't not for

29:55

my birthday. Not for the birthday, but

29:58

no, but for the boat you rent

30:00

I went to the lake with

30:02

you. Did he? Yes. See, this

30:04

thing ain't got bad man.

30:06

Okay, okay. All right. Yes,

30:09

$1,000 is coming out your

30:11

party. We will continue

30:13

this. Let's move to

30:16

the next thing here, because

30:18

this is, nothing gives

30:20

me more joy besides

30:22

watching that take place

30:25

than upsetting and

30:27

horrifying. This was

30:30

episode 7-Eleven

30:33

and we showed

30:35

him Norm's

30:37

famous poutine

30:40

and it was

30:42

one of my favorite

30:44

things I've ever

30:47

seen. This was

30:49

so great. Yeah.

30:51

Cheese? No. He

30:53

pages through the

30:55

cage. Yeah. You

30:57

ready? You guys

30:59

got a little

31:01

fucking thing. You

31:03

got a little

31:05

cage? He paces through

31:07

the cage. Yeah. Which, it's

31:10

in his your e-thras.

31:12

I don't know how

31:14

he's... Oh, oh! Oh,

31:17

oh! Oh, fuck. Oh,

31:20

oh, dude. Oh, it

31:22

just makes it around.

31:25

No! You gotta have

31:28

all the ingredients. I

31:30

take back what

31:33

I said

31:36

about his

31:38

recipe. No! No!

31:40

No! No! No!

31:42

No! No! No!

31:44

No! No! No!

31:47

No! No! No!

31:49

No! No! I

31:52

didn't come out so fast! Why

31:54

didn't I come out so fast?

32:00

Jesus Christ, I

32:02

literally, mix? I

32:04

don't even gag

32:06

easy dude, but

32:08

that shit is

32:10

fucked up. You

32:12

didn't work. No,

32:14

I don't want

32:16

to watch me

32:19

then. Don't eat

32:21

it. Nor please.

32:23

I beg you,

32:25

nor. Don't eat

32:27

your own shit.

32:29

Oh my God, it's stressing me

32:32

out to rewatch that. Oh good.

32:34

Why the fuck? Why the fuck

32:36

did it come out so fast?

32:38

Okay. Why was that was just...

32:40

Oh God, it's stressing me out

32:42

to rewatch that. It's also getting

32:44

me prime for Wyoming's life. I

32:46

just realize we're going to get

32:48

more treats like this. Did you

32:50

get the zing of excitement? Yes.

32:52

Yeah, I know. Because every time

32:54

that heavy segment starts, I'm like,

32:56

ooh. These clips get me so

32:58

jazz. I might get sick here

33:00

in a second. Yeah. That's why

33:02

I think you and I are

33:04

team jeans. May I take this

33:06

moment to just... promote my lipstick.

33:08

This is a perfect time. Yeah.

33:10

Go ahead guys, buy your lips.

33:12

Norm would like it. christina.com. Today

33:14

I'm wearing Madison, which is just

33:16

like a light, mauve sensation. And

33:18

then I have atomic red, the

33:20

perfect red, and Berlin, christina.com. File

33:22

four at the same time for

33:24

your lady. Or for your gentleman.

33:26

Gentlemen. That wears lipstick. By the

33:28

way, I'm working on a new

33:30

piece of art. For fuck's sake.

33:32

It's really good. Not buying her

33:34

art. No, it's it's taken on

33:37

a life of its own. People

33:39

are now sending us art based

33:41

on my art like famous. Yeah,

33:43

that's right. It's great. It's really

33:45

a movement. The choke. Anyway, that

33:47

was an amazing time with Stavros.

33:49

It was incredible. Soon after that,

33:51

by the way, it finally happened.

33:53

It was something that we were

33:55

all anticipating. We didn't know if

33:57

it would ever happen. And that's

33:59

when Garth Brooks blocked me, finally,

34:01

on Instagram. You, by the way,

34:03

the great fans, the listeners, and

34:05

viewers of this program are the

34:07

ones who got Garth to eventually

34:09

go private on his. Accounts he

34:11

restricted all comments at some point

34:13

because you literally took over all

34:15

of his social media destroyed it

34:17

everywhere that it exists destroyed it

34:19

you destroyed it it was it

34:21

was incredible that that it happened

34:23

but it started with him blocking

34:25

certain people restricting comments I got

34:27

a few times where I had

34:29

comments in there and you know

34:31

they would get liked and commented

34:33

on and then it just it

34:35

all went to shit he just

34:37

refused to allow anybody in. He

34:40

eventually, it happened on Instagram, then

34:42

you guys went over, took over

34:44

his Facebook, his Twitter, he basically

34:46

realized there was nowhere safe. And

34:48

so that was really exciting. He's

34:50

breaking down the walls between us.

34:52

He's breaking down the walls between

34:54

you and me. And then he

34:56

thought better of it. And episode

34:58

725, something which also is appropriate

35:00

for this week, which is that

35:02

we had Dan Soda on. Dan

35:04

Soda is not just an incredible

35:06

comedian. Super talented in many regards.

35:08

He also does what many people

35:10

think is the best impression of

35:12

Dave Chappelle. Yes. He can actually,

35:14

he really sounds like him. Yes.

35:16

And he just, he sounds like

35:18

him and he also has the,

35:20

like, not just the cadence down,

35:22

but he'll speak the way, like

35:24

things he would say. It's pretty

35:26

pretty pretty impressive. That's really cool.

35:28

What's the, I haven't heard you

35:30

do it. but you do a

35:32

good chappelle? Oh yeah, we prank

35:34

phone call chappelle on Legion of

35:36

Skanks. We called him? No, we

35:38

prank phone call, sorry, we prank

35:40

phone called a news, a Fox

35:43

News producer that thought Lewis, Jay

35:45

Gomez, had given her Dave Chappelle's

35:47

number, but she had. given her

35:49

Dave Smith's number, it's on YouTube

35:51

and it's part of the episode,

35:53

but. I was just at home

35:55

playing video games and they were

35:57

like, hey, can you call this

35:59

lady as Dave Chappelle? And she

36:01

fucking bit, dude. She bit hard.

36:03

And it was like, I was

36:05

trying to just keep talking about

36:07

how important Lewis was to comedy.

36:09

I would just add different things

36:11

anywhere. I'd be like, I've heard

36:13

he's got a very dangerous foot

36:15

finish. I wouldn't show you toes

36:17

if I was around him. And

36:19

she was like, oh my God,

36:21

I think I was wearing open-toed

36:23

sandal-chapel-chapel. That's amazing. Were you always

36:25

doing him? I mean, I'm a

36:27

massive Chappelle fan. Sure. In 2012

36:29

at the cellar, I got black

36:31

out drunk and hung out with

36:33

him. And I was like telling

36:35

him old bits he hadn't done

36:37

on any specials. And I think

36:39

it freaked them out. And I've

36:41

stayed away from him ever since.

36:43

Ever since then? Because I felt

36:46

that moment where I was like,

36:48

I think this is a lot.

36:50

Too much. I was like, do

36:52

you remember, you used to use

36:54

you, the what white people eat

36:56

people eat bit, it. It was

36:58

so much longer. It was so

37:00

much longer. Man, you know my

37:02

bits better than I do. But

37:04

he did have, I had the

37:06

coolest moment, possibly ever, and stand

37:08

up, speaking of cigarettes. At the

37:10

cellar, that night, he got off

37:12

stage and he came and hung

37:14

out at the table and he

37:16

was sitting and he was sitting

37:18

next to me holding a cigarette

37:20

and I was like, I always

37:22

want to know what kind of

37:24

cigarettes. I've been like, I've been

37:26

going to see you since I

37:28

was 16. Yeah. I just want

37:30

to know what kind of cigarettes

37:32

you smoke. Oh, you wanna smoke

37:34

a cigarette? And he goes, smoke

37:36

right here. And I go, whoa.

37:38

I can't, because I need this

37:40

place for rent. But you're Dave

37:42

Chappelle, you can smoke here if

37:44

you want to. And he goes,

37:46

you can if Dave Chappelle lights

37:48

your cigarette. And I looked at

37:51

Esty and Esty went like that.

37:53

And I took and I swear

37:55

to God by the third drag.

37:57

Every waiter and bartender was staring

37:59

at. But I was like, this

38:01

is fucking unbelievable. Yeah, yeah. And

38:03

I took a couple hits and

38:05

I put it in the, I

38:07

put it in like the ashtray

38:09

and just he was like, I did

38:11

the, yeah, the after party of the

38:13

Brady Roast, we went up to

38:15

the lounge inside and we're in, what's

38:18

it called, what's the venue there,

38:20

the arena? The forum, we're in the

38:22

forum, yeah. So we're at the forum

38:24

club, I guess, and it's just, it's

38:26

the party. It's the party. And I

38:29

see Dave and he's like, hey man,

38:31

you know, let me get a cigarette.

38:33

Give it to him and I was like,

38:35

same kind of thing. I was like,

38:37

we can smoke it here. He was like,

38:40

yeah, cool. So I light one up with

38:42

him. And then the bartender was

38:44

like, you can't smoke here. And

38:46

I was like, okay. And I just turned

38:48

to Dave. I was like, they said we

38:51

can't smoke here and he was like.

38:54

I was like, I'll put this out

38:56

when you put it out. I

38:58

was like, I'll put it out

39:00

when it's done. I was like,

39:03

okay, cool. I was like, great.

39:05

I spoke. I like chuffed on

39:07

that thing because I kind of

39:09

felt bad because I was like,

39:11

please. And then I just wait

39:14

until he was done smoking.

39:16

Well, because there is

39:18

a level of celebrity,

39:20

like you're going to tell

39:22

Dave. He told me. Yeah.

39:24

He's like, you can't smoke

39:26

here. I was like, but

39:29

that's why he's like, fun.

39:31

I'll get a shit. Right

39:33

there. Wow. And also watching

39:35

that Dan Soda clip makes

39:37

you realize like when you

39:39

meet your idol, when you

39:41

meet your hero, there is

39:43

nothing cool to say. Yeah. Yeah.

39:45

You cannot talk about how much

39:47

you love them because it's

39:50

not going to work out on

39:52

them. Yeah, it's um, but the cool

39:54

thing is though that he actually has a

39:56

great, he still has a great memory of it.

39:58

Of course. You could have like... I met

40:00

my hero and it's a fucking

40:02

disaster. Oh, and that wasn't that.

40:04

That's why I don't want to

40:06

meet Robert Smith from the Cure.

40:09

But if he wanted to dress

40:11

like Robert. Oh, stop. I can't

40:13

believe you would even want to

40:15

see something like that. I mean,

40:17

hey, he doesn't look good. He

40:19

does. He's still beautiful. This is

40:22

how women are different though. I

40:24

love Robert. Is that you guys

40:26

can still find someone attractive. Yeah.

40:28

Even if it's not. Looking that

40:30

great. Yeah, you know why we

40:32

have souls and we're not superficial

40:35

shitheads. I know you guys are

40:37

the worst men are the worst

40:39

Yeah, we are like I don't

40:41

give a fuck about it. Yeah,

40:43

here's a worst. What's up with

40:45

that tits itch? Yeah, let me

40:47

leave this family and go bang

40:50

a 20 year old yoga instructor.

40:52

See he's so hot that forever.

40:54

That's what you want. Yeah, let

40:56

me leave this family and go

40:58

bang a Of course he is.

41:00

It was based on Robert Smith's

41:03

red, the perfect red. I should

41:05

send him some. Do you like

41:07

his voice? Love his voice. What

41:09

of course? What do you tell

41:11

him out? Yeah. Yeah, he's Robert

41:13

Smith. He's like the father of

41:16

all this. I love him. I

41:18

love him. Yeah, he's definitely wearing

41:20

a lot of lipstick there. Eyeliner?

41:22

Of course. You want to see

41:24

me an eyeliner? Do I? I

41:26

love to. Black eyeliner. Let's move

41:28

on. The next episode that I

41:31

think is notable, our former producer

41:33

Nodav passed away. That was super

41:35

sad. Yeah. He was, I think,

41:37

eating a dreidel and then he

41:39

just fell down. But... Rest in

41:41

peace, Nodav. I hope you're okay.

41:44

Up in heaven. It's just really

41:46

sad. He's dead. I know. I

41:48

miss him. I miss him too.

41:50

Look at those tits I used

41:52

to have. my OG tots. Yeah.

41:54

God, they're big. Yeah. Today, I

41:57

was at my house and I

41:59

was like, why do I feel

42:01

sad? This is weird. And I

42:03

was really sad to losing a

42:05

dog. You've been in our lives

42:07

like, yeah, since 2016, since the

42:09

birth of our first child, but

42:12

you were like our first retarded

42:14

son. We do have a lot

42:16

of great memories of you and

42:18

we've actually put together a little

42:20

video. Oh, is this... this is

42:22

either going to make me cry

42:25

or mad. What's... what's going to

42:27

happen? No, I didn't like it.

42:29

It's nice. I think we should

42:31

all watch this together. Oh my

42:33

god. My name is Nadav Itzgwitz.

42:35

I am a producer here at

42:38

Weymage Studios. Get ready to have

42:40

a good fun show in Humesh.

42:42

Alba Shalosh. You don't think he's

42:44

okay? You think he went to

42:46

work the next day? I think

42:48

he's coming to work the next

42:50

day. Wow. What amount of money

42:53

will you pay to permanently hurt

42:55

you? I don't want to permanently

42:57

hurt you. I want to do

42:59

it. You just want to hurt

43:01

me bad? Yes. What were the

43:03

attributes that person had that made

43:06

you fall in love? I think

43:08

it was talking shit to me.

43:10

You surround yourself with such bad.

43:12

What is your favorite movie? So

43:14

the stories about Nick. Oh my

43:16

God. Oh yeah! I threatened to

43:19

show you somebody getting very severely

43:21

hurt. Yeah, I don't like those

43:23

dude. Me neither. It's the hardest

43:25

I've ever heard in the doll

43:27

laugh. That's the hardest I've ever

43:29

heard in the doll laugh. I'm

43:36

sorry, I'm sorry. Just

43:38

an outside dog who

43:41

keeps shooting inside. You

43:43

deserve it. Patio Callahan.

43:45

What's getting a dog?

43:48

The fun bit. You

43:50

need some up dog.

43:52

What's up dog? I'm

43:54

not supposed to put

43:57

you dog. You're fucking

43:59

dead. You want to

44:01

kill him? I'm sorry.

44:04

I'm sorry. I'm just

44:06

an outside dog who

44:08

keeps shooting inside. You

44:10

deserve it all. The

44:13

kicks. screen, the blood.

44:15

Look, and he's having

44:17

such a good time.

44:20

Look how happy you

44:22

made him. The dog

44:24

too bad? Why does

44:26

he have a job?

44:30

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That was

44:32

pretty good. There is. So many

44:34

good moments. So many good ones.

44:37

My favorite part, I have two

44:39

favorite memories about Nedov. Number one,

44:41

that his favorite movie, like the

44:43

movie he watches over and over,

44:46

is Drumline. Yeah. Sorry, Nick Cannon.

44:48

Yeah. Yeah. And I watched it

44:50

just to see what all the

44:52

big stink is. Yeah. It's not

44:54

very good movie. And I love

44:57

Nick Cannon. I like the idea.

44:59

It's stupid. Number two, remember when

45:01

we were in the recida, it

45:03

was during COVID, and it was

45:06

hard to come by getting the

45:08

vaccine. And you had to be

45:10

a certain weight to be considered

45:12

morbidly obese to get the vaccine

45:15

early. And he was like, I'm

45:17

working on my vaccine weight. I'm

45:19

going to become morbidly obese to

45:21

get the vaccine. Remember that? I'm

45:23

on a gain phase. What do

45:26

you have so much? How are

45:28

you doing? How's your weight? He's

45:30

like, I'm almost there. God bless

45:32

him. Rest in peace. Rest in

45:35

peace, Nadav. There's a, oh, another

45:37

one that was fantastic and I

45:39

ended up meeting her was, remember,

45:41

the coffee girl? Of course. Yeah,

45:43

so the sweetest. Oh my God,

45:46

that was also in the last

45:48

hundred where she came in here

45:50

because we had read comments where

45:52

people were, that's where hate from.

45:55

That was just like unbelievable that

45:57

we And then actually, she came

45:59

to Austin, she came in studio.

46:01

I went to the gym with

46:04

her. She was really, really sweet.

46:06

And she's in Toronto. She has

46:08

her coffee business, but that was

46:10

the sweetest. Yeah, was it Caitlin?

46:12

Caitlin? She's so sweet. And her

46:15

coffee's fantastic. And she just made

46:17

like sincere videos. Like, that's how I

46:19

start my day. People are like, like,

46:21

I hate you. Waking up. Yeah. Just

46:23

so sweet, so innocent. So innocent. It

46:25

was really crazy, man. Sweet. This

46:27

coffee for a living. Let's get this

46:30

day started on the right now and

46:32

head to the gym. I love getting

46:34

up bright and early like this when

46:36

it's still dark. The world is still

46:38

asleep. It's quiet. It really feels like

46:40

a life hack. Like you're getting extra

46:42

hours in your day. So I love

46:44

waking. So I love waking up. Like

46:46

getting extra hours in your day. So

46:48

I love waking up early and getting

46:50

extra hours in your day. So I

46:53

love waking up early and getting up

46:55

early and early and early. and outfit

46:57

check for a video that we're gonna post

46:59

and then it's time to sit in the

47:01

office do a couple calls and do some

47:03

work bonus points find some clients you can

47:06

talk sneakers with on your calls because I

47:08

mean that's the best way to do things

47:10

right after spending most of the morning in

47:12

zoom calls and doing some admin work it's

47:14

time to start filming some content and making

47:17

some more coffee so we're gonna do some

47:19

drip coffee some pourovers some espresso stuff as

47:21

well I think we get it so it

47:23

was that this is like that this is

47:26

like that He would say such mean shit

47:28

to her but she ended up being of

47:30

course like the sweetest, sweetest person. Probably

47:32

one of the sweetest guests we've

47:35

ever had. Hate from Australia. Then

47:37

we had, that was so funny. She

47:39

was delightful. We had a run of...

47:41

some incredible guests that came in

47:44

and Jesse Lee Peterson came in. Oh

47:46

my god. Then Gene Simmons and then Will

47:48

Blunderfeld. Yes! One of the coolest guys.

47:50

So many gets this year. Oh my

47:52

god it was just like just like

47:54

the gaze. Just like the gaze. How

47:57

much fun was Gene Simmons too? I mean

47:59

he really came. That's true. That's

48:01

right. Will changed my life. Like

48:03

getting to meet him in person

48:05

and feel his his aura and

48:07

to feel his love and presence.

48:09

I just think he's such a

48:11

special human being. He is a

48:13

special human being. He's really amazing.

48:15

Then shortly thereafter that ICP came

48:17

on. Now, one of the building

48:19

blocks, the foundations of this show,

48:22

if you don't know. is. You

48:24

know what I'm saying? You know

48:26

what I'm saying? And we have

48:28

always done. You know what I'm

48:30

saying? Super cups, right? You know

48:32

what I'm saying? Don't know what

48:34

you're saying. And these guys came

48:36

in. Oh, not these guys. Sorry,

48:38

at this time, wasn't it just

48:40

the, was it both? No, it

48:42

was both. That's right, because the

48:44

first time it was just one.

48:46

Yeah. Well, they came in, and

48:49

we got to do, after their

48:51

appearance, excuse, excuse me, excuse me,

48:53

excuse me. Maybe the super cut

48:55

of you know, I'm saying doesn't

48:57

even have all the you know

48:59

what I'm saying? Super cut from

49:01

these guys that was just Unbelievable

49:03

they they dropped so many you

49:05

know I'm saying that we had

49:07

to Spend hours going through this

49:09

and putting together by the way

49:11

this super cut of you know,

49:13

I'm saying doesn't even have all

49:16

the you know I'm saying they

49:18

had to like whittle it down

49:20

just to get the Proper, you

49:22

know what I'm saying? Super got

49:24

going. So we have that for

49:26

you. Oh my God. Yeah. You

49:28

know what I'm saying? Because of

49:30

his hair and shit. You know

49:32

what I'm saying? You know what

49:34

I'm saying? You know what I'm

49:36

saying? You know what I'm saying?

49:38

You know what I'm saying? You

49:40

know what I'm saying? You know

49:43

what I'm saying? You know what

49:45

I'm saying? You know what I'm

49:47

saying? You know what I'm saying?

49:49

You know what I'm saying? You

49:51

know what I'm saying? You know

49:53

what I'm saying? Yeah. You know

49:55

what I'm saying? You know what

49:57

I'm saying? As a stripper or

49:59

anything. You know what I mean?

50:01

You know what I'm saying? You

50:03

know what I'm saying? You know

50:05

what I'm saying? You know what

50:07

I'm saying? You know what I'm

50:09

saying? Yeah. Oh, that's what you're

50:12

saying? Unbelievable. Wow. That was, yeah,

50:14

that was really. You know what

50:16

I'm saying? Super cuts of, you

50:18

know what I'm saying? That's the

50:20

best, I don't think you can

50:22

make another one after that. According

50:24

to some. Yeah, I mean, that's,

50:26

you know, airtight really was a

50:28

thing that we really wanted to

50:30

dig deep in. We've had conversation

50:32

with people who had had three

50:34

something, and we thought, what more

50:36

could you want? And it turns

50:39

out one more is what you

50:41

want sometimes. And so some women

50:43

opt for every hole to be

50:45

plugged. And through that conversation, it

50:47

led to us meeting Airtight Abby.

50:49

And Abby called into the show

50:51

and she gave explicit details about

50:53

her exploits. And she was a

50:55

very adventurous person. Was Abby the

50:57

one where she went and she

50:59

had sex with all the black

51:01

guys? That's the one. That is

51:03

the one. That was wild. Then

51:06

she told another story that kind

51:08

of made us all sad. But

51:10

yeah, I think she met a

51:12

guy at the club and she

51:14

took him back to the or

51:16

went back to his place and

51:18

then eventually people started walking out

51:20

of their of the apartment. They're

51:22

like, can I get in on

51:24

this? She was sure. But airtight

51:26

Abbey was yeah, it was really,

51:28

it was such a cool story.

51:30

Because you and I couldn't believe

51:33

that people did it in real

51:35

life. Yeah, because it sounded so

51:37

incredible. It sounds like such, you

51:39

know, adult film like. Yeah, like

51:41

just a fantasy, you know, not

51:43

real. Who gets to do that?

51:45

She was like, no, I did

51:47

it. I did it. This generation

51:49

boy, they get it all. They

51:51

get it all. Yeah, they're really,

51:53

really sweet girl. I had the

51:55

opportunity to meet her and, um...

51:57

You did? You don't remember that?

52:00

No. Oh, yeah, I didn't. You didn't go

52:02

airtight on her? No, I didn't. I

52:04

didn't. I didn't. No. There was an

52:06

option to meet her somewhere. I did

52:08

it. You're like, no thanks. No, I

52:11

believe you said no thanks. I was

52:13

like, don't you mean air tight out?

52:15

Yeah, that's how that went. How dare

52:18

you. Yeah. Just a jealous lady. No.

52:20

She's, I'm sure she's, I'm sure she's

52:22

a sweetheart, by the way.

52:25

But the best moment with

52:27

these two, the ICP guys

52:29

are the best. Yeah, I was

52:31

like, you guys don't go airtight

52:34

with each other? He's like, what?

52:36

Oh no, that's gay. There's

52:38

such a good man. There's

52:41

so many crazy things

52:43

that happened, obviously,

52:45

our very own technical director, any.

52:48

is a really high-level sociopath because...

52:50

I don't know if I'd describe

52:52

it like that. Fartgate, 2024 was

52:54

such a revelation. I've never seen...

52:57

Like the episodes of the first

52:59

48 that I've seen all made

53:01

more sense. when Annie was pressed

53:04

with a crime because he was

53:06

so believable. It was just insane.

53:08

And it turned out he was

53:10

just a huge fucking liar. He's

53:13

a lot and he's a good

53:15

liar. Good one. Because I was citing

53:17

with him for the for years. I've

53:19

been on any side. Not anymore bro.

53:21

Full me once. I did nothing. I

53:23

know that whole time I was like.

53:25

He got me. You know how fucking

53:27

crazy AI is these days. I was

53:30

saying it's me? What is Chad have

53:32

against him. like it was just crazy

53:34

yeah and what it what Chad had

53:36

against him is that and he's a

53:38

fucking liar and Chad was right yeah

53:40

was just being an honest good boy

53:42

and the whole staff was like yeah

53:44

and he was like man mother fuckers

53:46

are all lying yeah this is crazy

53:49

like we got we have him on

53:51

tape farting yeah and then he has

53:53

the audacity yeah to deny it to

53:55

his bosses and then to millions

53:57

of people who watch this program

53:59

Yeah, that is other level sociopathism. It

54:02

was huge. Which is exactly why your

54:04

employee of the month. And he also,

54:06

he did this crazy reveal. You belong

54:09

here. Where like, remember the video played?

54:11

Now I thought we were gonna. Yeah,

54:13

exonerate him. Yes. And it was just

54:15

like, ha ha ha, I got you

54:18

guys. Well, this guy is nuts. He's

54:20

out of his fucking mind. And here's

54:22

the. He showed that video. Didn't he

54:24

bring it up to the Christmas party,

54:27

Tom? Denying it. I'm still denying it

54:29

to your face right now. Yeah. I

54:31

wouldn't do that, bro. You, bros, look

54:34

at AI, bro. We don't know what

54:36

the fuck is real anymore. I didn't

54:38

do it. It's not that good. And

54:40

I don't know who hired that shit,

54:43

but it's ridiculous, man. But I saw

54:45

it with my own eyes. I don't

54:47

see an AI. I don't see in

54:50

AI. Is this when we first saw

54:52

this when we first saw this video

54:54

this video this video this video this

54:56

video this video this video this video

54:59

that you're talking about you. The surveillance?

55:01

The surveillance or the his reveal? This

55:03

is his reveal. Okay. Okay. Yeah, let's

55:05

see. I forgot some of it actually.

55:08

Yeah, blocked it out. Traumatic. What the

55:10

fuck? Is that you? Hmm? Hold me

55:12

any more. I think Annie just parted

55:15

into the mic. Oh my gosh. This

55:17

is crazy. Well, he's still rolling on

55:19

the Jesus Christ, bro. Is that real?

55:21

Is that real? What was being said?

55:24

Is that real? Is that real? Is

55:26

that real? Is it what? What happened

55:28

there, Annie? What do you mean? The

55:31

bro, it's all narrated. This is what

55:33

Chad does. He's a fucking, he's a

55:35

documentary, he's a fucking documentary film professor.

55:37

In what way did I narrate this?

55:40

You put the text on the thing,

55:42

it's black video, you played a part.

55:44

I'm transcribing the actual audio. Yeah, but

55:46

what you're doing is setting it up

55:49

so that it makes sense to your

55:51

story, but it's a not true story.

55:53

You know what? You're just fucking putting

55:56

it out. See, the thing about these

55:58

is like, I don't remember, I don't

56:00

even know what recording that was. Yes,

56:02

he does. Here's the thing. He went

56:05

in and deleted this audio, but what

56:07

he doesn't know is that I back

56:09

up the audio onto a separate hard

56:11

drive that he didn't have access to.

56:14

Yeah, so you just happen to have

56:16

the footage that both you edited and

56:18

this backup. Zolo, you don't remember this

56:21

day? Is your... I think I need

56:23

to stay a neutral party in this

56:25

matter in this matter until all the

56:27

evidence. I was there. Yeah, but your

56:30

honor, I feel like because we didn't

56:32

see the conversation that any has a

56:34

good point like anybody can go. You

56:37

can just play a fart. He played

56:39

a pocket bat. Yeah, and then he

56:41

could have had them be actors. See

56:43

him standing in a creative moment. And

56:46

Cougar would say, holy any fart for

56:48

no reason? That's something maybe he wrote

56:50

the script and then they recorded it

56:52

over a black screen. But that wasn't

56:55

Cougar. So yeah, this. If you watch

56:57

this and you don't immediately have more

56:59

respect for what law enforcement goes through,

57:02

like they have to deal with this

57:04

shit all the time. Yeah, like he

57:06

lies. Like professionals, like professionals, like him.

57:08

That's part of being a good criminal

57:11

is lying. And post script, so this

57:13

whole thing, now any apparently just farts

57:15

with reckless abandon. Oh yeah, of course.

57:18

All the time. Yeah. Do you even

57:20

take, do you take credit for the

57:22

farts now? What far it's bro? Put

57:24

me on tape, fam? Get me on

57:27

tape. We had it on tape. Get

57:29

me on live. You put yourself on

57:31

tape doing it? No, I didn't. That

57:33

was AI, bro. You know how good

57:36

AI is these days. This is crazy

57:38

man. It's compulsive. Yeah. He cannot help

57:40

himself with the lies. You can't help

57:43

yourself, can you? You sicko. Fart gate

57:45

was a... Fart gate. And then the

57:47

lying about what the bet was on

57:49

the last thing we talked about. Like,

57:52

always said it was to, or any

57:54

amount of money. Oh, then this is

57:56

him right here. Just going... Yeah. Like,

57:59

where is that? Did

58:05

you

58:09

fart?

58:12

Did

58:16

you

58:20

hear

58:23

a fart? Because you always

58:25

talk about how disrespectful it

58:27

is like all the time

58:30

you're like it's so disrespectful

58:32

to far and far. He

58:34

loves that line. Yeah, he's

58:37

like the level of disrespect.

58:39

Hey man, what's this accent?

58:41

Hey, hey, he's like, hey

58:44

man, we disrespect brother like

58:46

that. Shit ain't nice. This

58:48

is crazy. This reminds that

58:50

right there, that, what we just saw.

58:52

Yeah. If that doesn't remind you

58:55

of presumed innocent, the incredible

58:57

debut of Edward Norton as

58:59

an actor with Richard Gear, where he's

59:01

accused of killing that priest, and then

59:03

you, and he's like, he's all fucking,

59:05

you know, the whole movie, and then

59:07

at the end, he's like, I convinced

59:09

him all did not, and you're like,

59:12

oh my fucking God, it was exactly

59:14

like that. Give him his Oscar. Give

59:16

him his Oscar or just

59:18

sentence him to 25 years

59:20

in prison. Yeah. Because that's

59:23

a fucking career criminal

59:25

right there. What is he doing

59:27

in his off time? Don't you

59:30

think if he's lying this

59:32

much to his employers?

59:34

Probably doing foot job

59:36

review videos. I don't know.

59:38

It's just crazy. Crazy.

59:41

Crazy. Crazy. Usual suspects.

59:43

You know. Hey,

59:45

I stood up for you. You saw

59:47

it on tape. Man, you were part

59:49

of the bit. No, I was. You

59:51

were part of the bit? Oh,

59:54

eventually, yeah. He told, he

59:56

admitted, sorry, I forgot to

59:58

tell you that part. Now,

1:00:00

bro, because I was like

1:00:02

any they're totally because we

1:00:04

were off this is off

1:00:06

camera I was like any

1:00:08

they're totally They're totally getting

1:00:11

up when you is this

1:00:13

true? Like I was so

1:00:15

dough-eyed and I came up

1:00:17

to him and he was

1:00:19

like yeah, and I was

1:00:21

like what? And I was

1:00:24

shattered, right? Do you remember

1:00:26

that day? I was fucking

1:00:28

with Tom though I'm

1:00:33

just remembered right now. Yeah.

1:00:35

Cool. Yeah. Just like that

1:00:37

time when you left town

1:00:39

and I put a hole

1:00:41

in the wall to get

1:00:43

the hamster out of the

1:00:45

wall. That was behind you

1:00:47

at dinner. It's two sneaky

1:00:49

things I did this year

1:00:52

to you. And then there's,

1:00:54

um... Our last year? Chris

1:00:56

Larson's video came in. Highs

1:00:58

cold Pepsi. Cheos. He's the

1:01:00

only Pepsi guy here. Yeah.

1:01:02

Crazy. Nobody likes Pepsi except

1:01:04

for Chris. It's so fun.

1:01:06

I told you what it

1:01:08

is, right? I don't care

1:01:10

if it kills me. You

1:01:12

should. Doctor said drink water.

1:01:14

Yeah, drink water, dummy. You

1:01:16

love Pepsi. You quit smoking.

1:01:18

Fuck that. I do what

1:01:20

I want. It kills me.

1:01:22

You got free will. You

1:01:24

can do that. Those are

1:01:27

big gulps, too. I need

1:01:29

patches, even. I get diabetes.

1:01:31

Give a fuck. Dr. Sadring

1:01:33

water, buck that. Yeah, but

1:01:35

I would see people like

1:01:37

him in radiation. They don't

1:01:39

hold up very well after

1:01:41

treatment for these things. You

1:01:43

don't want to start your

1:01:45

life that way. It's crazy.

1:01:47

You know we've been sharing

1:01:49

those haircut? Oh my gosh,

1:01:51

you and I have been

1:01:53

passing each other these videos,

1:01:55

these awful haircut videos. You

1:01:57

know Andy Milanakis, right? Yes,

1:01:59

of course. So he's been

1:02:02

around for every, he still

1:02:04

looks 13 or whatever. He's

1:02:06

done a lot of funny

1:02:08

shit, but I saw this.

1:02:10

Oh, hair cutting place. He's

1:02:12

in Italy. This is it.

1:02:14

Hello, how you doing? Do

1:02:16

you guys have any appointments

1:02:18

open for tonight? Yeah? Okay,

1:02:20

thank you so much. Well,

1:02:22

I just got a haircut

1:02:24

like a couple days ago,

1:02:26

but they didn't cut enough.

1:02:28

I want to keep it

1:02:30

jaggy, but maybe a little

1:02:32

less fluff, maybe like three

1:02:34

or four inches in the

1:02:37

back. Check. It's still really

1:02:39

shady in the front, but

1:02:41

it's not really long in

1:02:43

the back. My job is

1:02:45

to be a clown. A

1:02:47

clown? A higher clown. So

1:02:49

wait, so he's in Italy,

1:02:51

clearly like walks into a

1:02:53

place, tells him what he

1:02:55

wants, hold on. Oh

1:02:59

my god. Bella.

1:03:01

Bella. He's like,

1:03:03

you're a beautiful

1:03:06

woman. He gave

1:03:08

her the fucking

1:03:10

middle-aged administration lady

1:03:13

at public high

1:03:15

school. Terrible cut.

1:03:17

And he thought

1:03:20

it was a

1:03:22

lady. That's how

1:03:24

he like, he

1:03:26

goes, I like

1:03:29

when he sees,

1:03:31

he goes, mm,

1:03:33

this is interesting.

1:03:36

Sucks, so bad.

1:03:38

Oh my god.

1:03:40

Hmm. That's all

1:03:42

you can do.

1:03:45

Hmm. Thank you.

1:03:47

Thank you. Perfect.

1:03:49

Nice lady. Oh

1:03:52

shit that may be left. That's

1:03:54

the worst haircut. That's the worst.

1:03:56

It's like the helmet. It's terrible.

1:03:58

It's terrible. It's a sad lady

1:04:00

shut it down. Menopause cut. This

1:04:02

is why I stick with the

1:04:04

same hairdresser. Alan Martinez shout out

1:04:07

for the last fucking 20 some

1:04:09

years. You know, one time when

1:04:11

I was in England, I couldn't

1:04:13

see Alan. And I went in

1:04:15

to get a haircut. And I

1:04:17

was like, just like a bob,

1:04:19

like I've always had a bob.

1:04:21

Just give me like a shorter

1:04:24

bob, like a shorter bob, just

1:04:26

give me like a shorter bob.

1:04:28

Meow! Like, the, like so, like

1:04:30

a mushroom, meow! Like this fucking

1:04:32

short. The thing, you don't realize

1:04:34

it until you see how much

1:04:36

hair informs? It's everything. Like this

1:04:38

looks like a sad lady, right?

1:04:41

Like that's what he looks like,

1:04:43

man. He didn't know that was

1:04:45

like a gentleman. He didn't have

1:04:47

no idea. He gave him the

1:04:49

prettiest old lady here. Melissima! You

1:04:51

are sexy to steel! Don't let

1:04:53

anybody tell you, you are not!

1:04:55

But also very rare that they

1:04:58

straighten out curly hair, unless you

1:05:00

say I want straight hair. He's

1:05:02

naturally wavy. Yeah. They should have

1:05:04

cut the hair wavy. That's crazy.

1:05:06

Okay. That's so upsetting. You remember

1:05:08

a few weeks ago we were

1:05:10

all, the whole world was really

1:05:12

taken by this, right? Hitler, Helen

1:05:15

the Nazis. I really don't think

1:05:17

that he was, because I honestly

1:05:19

think that Hitler was a good

1:05:21

guy based upon my own research.

1:05:23

Not my own research. It's always

1:05:25

your own research. I didn't fucking

1:05:27

listen to it. So he's, yeah.

1:05:29

We were all like, this is

1:05:31

last we're gonna see of Bryce

1:05:34

Mitchell. It's not. Thank God. He

1:05:36

is out there. Keep going, Bryce.

1:05:38

The best thing is that this

1:05:40

begins with what you believe is

1:05:42

addressing this video. Right. And everybody

1:05:44

is just totally talking shit about

1:05:46

me because of how stupid I

1:05:48

am. Let me explain myself a

1:05:51

little bit better because this is

1:05:53

what I meant by what I

1:05:55

said. And I think nobody's going

1:05:57

to disagree once I explain it.

1:05:59

I stated that you can prove

1:06:01

the earth don't rotate because you

1:06:03

can take a helicopter. hovered 20,000

1:06:05

feet for 24 hours and come

1:06:08

back down in the same spot.

1:06:10

Everybody said, oh, a helicopter has

1:06:12

inertia. I know what inertia is,

1:06:14

dude. I'm not stupid. Let me

1:06:16

tell you what I mean. Here

1:06:18

is a picture of the circle

1:06:20

of the earth, supposedly, if you

1:06:22

believe in a glow. And the

1:06:25

red circle is the helicopter. When

1:06:27

the helicopter ascends. above the Earth's

1:06:29

surface, it now has a larger

1:06:31

flight path around the Earth, as

1:06:33

in when the Earth, the inside

1:06:35

circle, the black circle, does one

1:06:37

full rotation, the red circle, or

1:06:39

the flight of the helicopter, actually

1:06:42

has to cover more distance to

1:06:44

get back to the same spot.

1:06:46

Helicopter can't fly around there. I

1:06:48

don't understand what this fucking hillbilly

1:06:50

say. That's what I meant. Okay,

1:06:52

if you don't understand geometry of

1:06:54

spheres and circles, that's going to

1:06:56

go right over your head. But

1:06:58

what I said, I don't understand.

1:07:01

Perfect sense. And I'm actually a

1:07:03

lot smarter than a lot of

1:07:05

y'all think. Some of y'all can't

1:07:07

even keep up with me. That's

1:07:09

the sad part. This is basic

1:07:11

geometry. Some of y'all might not

1:07:13

be able to understand what I'm

1:07:15

saying. Yeah, I'm one of them.

1:07:18

But God bless you. And keep

1:07:20

doing your own your own research.

1:07:22

That's a lie from the devil

1:07:24

and keep thinking what you want

1:07:26

calling me stupid, but I know

1:07:28

geometry I know inertia An object

1:07:30

in motion stays in motion if

1:07:32

I put my foot up your

1:07:35

ass It's gonna keep going up

1:07:37

your ass. How about that buddy?

1:07:39

Yeah, it's cool. That's a how

1:07:41

about that buddy. Yeah It's cool

1:07:43

that his little kid gets to

1:07:45

hear of this stuff too. Well,

1:07:47

he's gonna lucky baby gonna get

1:07:49

that first hand education You know

1:07:52

you know you got to do

1:07:54

your own research Like what do

1:07:56

you just internet stuff like weird

1:07:58

articles nothing about life on earth

1:08:00

makes me think that it's round

1:08:02

a rotating why why are they

1:08:04

So against the earth being round,

1:08:06

what is that? Because they told

1:08:09

us that something they want. The

1:08:11

scientists? Yeah. Just trying to get

1:08:13

us to fucking believe stupid shit.

1:08:15

Is it anti-Christian or something? The

1:08:17

earth being round? He said the

1:08:19

devil at one point. Oh, so

1:08:21

Satan's in charge of the roundness

1:08:23

of things? Is that what it

1:08:25

is? Maybe. That's so weird. I

1:08:28

don't know why they know. He's

1:08:30

so content though. That's the thing

1:08:32

about being dumb. Yeah. It's really

1:08:34

I think satisfying is that enviable

1:08:36

you believe your own dumb thoughts

1:08:38

and then you're so pleased with

1:08:40

yourself I know you know I

1:08:42

thought about that for my whole

1:08:45

life yeah if I could just

1:08:47

be a little dumber how much

1:08:49

happier I'd be you or maybe

1:08:51

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

1:08:53

yeah it's he's he's not the

1:08:55

brightest guy but yeah oh and

1:08:57

it says the earth is a

1:08:59

circle Isaiah 40 verse 22 or

1:09:02

whatever made with a compass yeah

1:09:04

laid upon a face which is

1:09:06

bounded as it ends it does

1:09:08

not move and is covered by

1:09:10

a dome container so this is

1:09:12

like the biblical conception of cosmology

1:09:14

whatever it's silly though this is

1:09:16

that's my own research I hate

1:09:19

everything do your own research dry

1:09:21

your own diagrams fucking dummy do

1:09:23

your own research that's that's kind

1:09:25

of like the first thing that

1:09:27

people who are really dumb. Yeah,

1:09:29

they do their own research. I

1:09:31

do my own research. Like, what

1:09:33

are you talking about? Anyway, I

1:09:36

can't. I can't, I can't, Tom.

1:09:38

Can we, can we switch topics

1:09:40

here for a moment? I want

1:09:42

to. He's the only dad I've

1:09:44

ever known. It kind of makes

1:09:46

you think of. Stevie? I think

1:09:48

it is Stevie. Yeah. No, he

1:09:50

sounds like. That's why I get

1:09:52

my name Snakefro. Yeah, this is

1:09:55

Steve. People get mad, they get

1:09:57

over it, you know, they realize

1:09:59

stuff later. down the road do

1:10:01

your own research yeah yeah yeah

1:10:03

he also had this this is

1:10:05

another one sure issue with seat belts

1:10:08

Seat belts I think it's just like a

1:10:10

like you get to choose if you want

1:10:12

to wear a seat belt the government didn't

1:10:14

you know they don't like my ass for

1:10:16

me and they don't they shouldn't be able

1:10:18

to tell me if I want to wear

1:10:20

a seat belt I personally don't like them

1:10:22

because I think what if you got to

1:10:24

jump out of the car and roll you

1:10:26

know duck and roll okay nobody ever thinks

1:10:28

about that nobody so I don't wear a

1:10:30

seat belt but I grew up my mom

1:10:32

never wore one I just don't believe in

1:10:34

them and it's not up to the government

1:10:36

to decide if I should wear a

1:10:38

seat belt or not. So that's just

1:10:40

my view on it. That's why I

1:10:43

don't wear them. But maybe, you know,

1:10:45

I strap my baby in, you know,

1:10:47

I struck her in. Why? But

1:10:49

I just don't like wearing

1:10:51

them. I like to maneuverability.

1:10:53

Manuverability. It's crazy too when

1:10:56

someone this dumb is this

1:10:58

good at fighting because he

1:11:00

can kick 99% of people's

1:11:02

asses on earth. Yeah. Yeah. But

1:11:04

that's because God only gives you one

1:11:06

or two talents tops. You can't be

1:11:09

all things. You gotta choose one or

1:11:11

two lanes and just stay in your

1:11:13

lane. You shouldn't be a

1:11:15

podcaster if you're the stupid. You really

1:11:17

can't. I'm glad that he's putting this

1:11:19

out there. I feel like this is

1:11:22

going to be a real well of information.

1:11:24

If he continues, Mike. I think

1:11:26

he's going to. If he gets

1:11:28

sponsored. The engagement is going to be,

1:11:30

it has to be crazy for

1:11:32

him. Sure. There are people who are

1:11:34

like, fuck yeah, people trying to tell

1:11:37

you the earth rotates. The man

1:11:39

telling me to wear seat belt. Well,

1:11:41

good for him. If you got to

1:11:43

stop dropping roll. Oh my God. Stop

1:11:45

dropping, what if the car rolls? Is

1:11:47

he driving like the Jeep with no

1:11:49

doors? Is that what he's thinking about?

1:11:51

I don't know. You got tuck and

1:11:54

roll. But oh, I wanted to get to

1:11:56

this so we don't run out of

1:11:58

timeline. Yeah. Because it is a time.

1:12:00

topic and I wanted to

1:12:02

go there because the

1:12:05

mom world is a

1:12:07

blaze with the new

1:12:09

Ilaria Hillary Baldwin Alec

1:12:11

Baldwin show on TLC

1:12:14

now I haven't watched

1:12:16

a full episode but

1:12:18

I thought we could

1:12:20

go through some of

1:12:22

the footage I mean

1:12:25

look how handsome he

1:12:27

was when they started

1:12:29

together dating yeah while

1:12:31

ago yeah yeah yeah

1:12:34

How many nannies? Why

1:12:36

are we eating chocolate?

1:12:38

Get off your phone!

1:12:40

Okay! Don't be in

1:12:42

that pool. Gross. What's

1:12:45

the matter? Happy face?

1:12:47

A son lost his

1:12:49

mom in the most

1:12:51

unthinkable tragedy. This is

1:12:53

never something to forget.

1:12:56

Oh, little Latin there.

1:12:59

I don't know where I'd be if

1:13:01

I didn't have you in this, because...

1:13:03

I will leave you. It's okay, just

1:13:05

ignore him. We've had bad moments, but

1:13:08

we found our foundation. She says you

1:13:10

should look like this. We're solid, and

1:13:12

we're here together. Together. Together. But solid,

1:13:15

and we're here for together. We're almost

1:13:17

huntos. He looks like hot dog shit.

1:13:19

Yeah, I mean he doesn't look the

1:13:21

same. He's also, how old is Alec

1:13:24

Baldwin? He's got to be in his

1:13:26

60s, right? Is he the 60s now?

1:13:28

At least, but he was, can I

1:13:30

tell you about the great tragedy. Uh,

1:13:33

he's 66. He's 66 years old. I

1:13:35

know, but the great tragedy is how

1:13:37

hot he was. I mean, I had

1:13:39

such a crush on him as a

1:13:42

teenage girl. The marrying man, I think,

1:13:44

look him, look him up in that

1:13:46

movie, movie, movie, the movie, the movie,

1:13:49

the married, the Mary, the Mary, the

1:13:51

Mary, the Mary, the Mary, the Mary,

1:13:53

the Mary, the Mary, the Mary, the

1:13:55

Mary, the Mary, the Mary, the Mary,

1:13:58

the Mary, the Mary, the Mary, the

1:14:00

Mary, the Mary, the, the Mary, the

1:14:02

Mary, the Mary, the Mary, Mary, Mary,

1:14:04

the, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary,

1:14:07

Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, God

1:14:09

damn, couldn't there be a more attractive

1:14:11

couple? Yeah, he's a very good looking

1:14:13

guy. He was, he played Jack Ryan

1:14:16

in that, you know, those, uh, that,

1:14:18

um, with this scarf. This is so

1:14:20

cute. Yeah, the whole, all the Baldwin's

1:14:23

are hot. Good looking guys, man. And

1:14:25

then I think having seven kids on

1:14:27

top of this accident thing must have

1:14:29

just aged him in dog years. And

1:14:32

he's really good, by the way. He's

1:14:34

really good actor. Yeah. He's done, oh,

1:14:36

of course, beetle juice. My favorite, and

1:14:38

he's got a great voice, that gravel

1:14:41

voice. Oh yeah, it's like he speaks

1:14:43

and like that. Yeah, he narrates on

1:14:45

that Wes Anderson, the Tenenboms, look at

1:14:48

that chest, hairy chest, oof. Yeah, dog.

1:14:50

Yeah, dog. I'm looking at that, and

1:14:52

right underneath it says, Alec Baldwin mistaken

1:14:54

as a hobo. Oh. You know what

1:14:57

that is? That's life. That's how life

1:14:59

actually goes. There's a certain link that

1:15:01

says Hadi Alec and this one says

1:15:03

mistaken as a hobo. Mistaken as a

1:15:06

hobo. Yeah, he's got a rough first,

1:15:08

there is with Kim Basinger in the

1:15:10

80s, wow. Yeah, but you can't be,

1:15:12

you know, you can't judge the guy,

1:15:15

first looks at 66. I can. All

1:15:17

right. I mean, I know, but he's

1:15:19

66. I just think it's bad life

1:15:22

decisions. I think that having seven children

1:15:24

would age anybody. It's not cool. It's

1:15:26

too many kids. I don't know why

1:15:28

you have keep having that many kids.

1:15:31

It's too many. I know it's insane.

1:15:33

And by the way, how many nannies

1:15:35

do they have? Give me a fucking

1:15:37

break that it's just the two of

1:15:40

them. The 66 year old dad and

1:15:42

her? What can a tiny little dad

1:15:44

contribute? You can't do shit. It's basically

1:15:46

grandpa. Of course. It's too much. Alex

1:15:49

dreadful reality shows a new low for

1:15:51

TV fucking a man that bad, but

1:15:53

that you know But they they don't

1:15:56

like the good stuff. We do like

1:15:58

my husband is not gay. They probably

1:16:00

low reviewed that show to I'm S.

1:16:02

S. A they don't know what they're

1:16:05

talking about don't listen to these motherfares

1:16:07

So any My mom friends were texting

1:16:09

me. Would you like to hear their

1:16:11

review? Yeah. Let me show you what

1:16:14

my friend fucking. What are the mom

1:16:16

saying out there? In the mom world.

1:16:18

Okay. Because we keep up on the

1:16:20

keep up on the Alaria. I watched

1:16:23

it yesterday. It's on Max. You have

1:16:25

to watch. There are babies crawling up

1:16:27

on tables, kids running around screaming. It's

1:16:30

a madhouse. It's got to be. And

1:16:32

then my other mom friend was saying

1:16:34

there's this part of the episode where

1:16:36

he's complaining. He's complaining to Alaria. that

1:16:39

she's the one in charge of getting

1:16:41

the kids going. She's in control of

1:16:43

the kids. And he's like, I used

1:16:45

to have a say in how the

1:16:48

kids were. I don't have a say

1:16:50

anymore. And she's like, well, yeah, I'm

1:16:52

the mom. Yeah. And I fucking agree.

1:16:54

It's like, go work. Go make the

1:16:57

money. Go do things. Let me deal

1:16:59

with the kids. Yeah. Because dad's are

1:17:01

not wired for that shit. I know.

1:17:04

And that's just most dads, no, it's

1:17:06

just our generation, especially Alec Baldwin's generation,

1:17:08

he don't know shit about the kids.

1:17:10

Yeah. Let him go to work. Yeah.

1:17:13

And let the fake Latin lady run

1:17:15

the house. Okay. Women are better at

1:17:17

that stuff. I agree, I agree. Guys,

1:17:19

this is not for men. Not for

1:17:22

straight guys. You run, that's the company.

1:17:24

Well, that's right. Yeah. We're more, I

1:17:26

think the traditional way is fine. Unless

1:17:29

you have some fucking beta cuck husband.

1:17:31

No way. He doesn't want all that

1:17:33

say. Nobody. Nobody, fuck. Men don't want

1:17:35

to do it. No. He doesn't want

1:17:38

to raise the kids. People asked, by

1:17:40

the way, they wanted to know the

1:17:42

update for the woman hitting my car.

1:17:44

Oh my God. I wanted to tell

1:17:47

you, without getting into too much detail,

1:17:49

it's being taken care of. Okay. Stupid

1:17:51

bitch. And by that I don't mean

1:17:53

that I'm letting it go. I'm not

1:17:56

letting it go and that's how it's

1:17:58

being taken care of. Okay? So, what

1:18:00

is this, so we did make some,

1:18:03

I don't know if you want to

1:18:05

say it. or not, but we made

1:18:07

a little bit of progress in your

1:18:09

investigation of Brigitte Macron. Yes. And do

1:18:12

you want to say that we reached

1:18:14

out? You said. Well, we reached out

1:18:16

to Brigitte? No. Just kidding. To Candace

1:18:18

Owens. Who you said is like the

1:18:21

leader in this story? Of course, this

1:18:23

is Candace Owens' big moment right now.

1:18:25

She is exposed. Brigitte macron. And as

1:18:27

you know, Candace is pregnant right now,

1:18:30

so I think flying in might not

1:18:32

be doable for her. But we're arranging

1:18:34

a zoom interview so she can fill

1:18:37

us in on this Brigitte macron thing.

1:18:39

And I'm telling you, the macrones are

1:18:41

panicking. They're sending her, you know, 100-letter

1:18:43

threats and all this. It is real.

1:18:46

And none of them being like, hey.

1:18:48

Brigitte is a woman stops saying that

1:18:50

that's not true. That's they're not even

1:18:52

trying to call her out on that.

1:18:55

No, very exciting stuff. Please do not

1:18:57

use gendered language. I miss all that.

1:18:59

We'll find out what the real story

1:19:01

is here. Yeah, it's huge. Yeah. What's

1:19:04

your pronoun? What's their product? Yeah. Queering

1:19:06

out the women. They were queering out

1:19:08

the dudes. That's what happened. So hopefully

1:19:11

we'll get the full story soon. I

1:19:13

can't wait. But just let us say

1:19:15

this now as we wrap up that

1:19:17

it's, it has been the most fun,

1:19:20

I think, of our careers that we've

1:19:22

gotten to do this show. I never

1:19:24

want to stop doing YMH. There's, this

1:19:26

is episode 800 and I hope we're

1:19:29

doing 800 more of these. It's been

1:19:31

a lot of fun. And thank you

1:19:33

guys for making this possible. Thank you

1:19:36

so much. This started as a silly

1:19:38

dream in our little house in Silver

1:19:40

Lake with a neighbor that made smelly

1:19:42

food through the walls. Yeah. house we've

1:19:45

been to when you guys have come

1:19:47

with us and we really appreciate that.

1:19:49

It's been a wider ride. It's been

1:19:51

amazing. We look forward to doing it

1:19:54

more and hopefully we'll see many of

1:19:56

you on March 7th. Wyoming studios.com, Wyoming

1:19:58

Live, is back and we'll see you

1:20:00

soon. My jeans. This is big time.

1:20:03

Who is Randy?

1:20:05

Don't bring anyone loving

1:20:07

to this. Your

1:20:10

mama and the to this.

1:20:12

Your mama and the funk is there.

1:20:14

We'll house with to your

1:20:16

mom's Segura. Sittora. And Christina Prussaske.

1:20:19

to your mom's

1:20:21

house. house. Welcome

1:20:48

to house.

1:20:56

Welcome house.