Wannabe dictator Trump is basically saying "Let them eat cake" as tariffs rip our economy a new one! Russian State T.V. celebrated Shitler ruining the trust the world had in U.S. economy. The security detail for Secretary of State Rubio brawled

CrabDiving – Fri 040425 – Trump Is Destroying The World Economy

26 days ago 1h 56m

Trump is destroying the world economy, with global markets diving because of his ridiculous tariffs. Even mega-turd Ben Shapiro said the tariffs are probably unconstitutional and based on backward logic regarding trade deficits. AOC trounces Ch

CrabDiving – Wed 040225 – Elon Failed To Buy Wisconsin and We Know How Trump Feels About Losers

28 days ago 1h 56m

Elon failed to buy Wisconsin and we know how Trump feels about losers. Shitler announced a wave of upcoming tariffs, which hurt Americans bigly. Under the guise of taking time off to help his dying electric car company Tesla, Elmo was essential

CrabDiving – Fri 032825 – Greenland Hilariously Dissed JD and Usha Vance

Mar 29th, 2025 1h 57m

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CrabDiving – Mon 032425 – Trump’s Morons Included A Journalist In A Chat About Secret Attack Plans

Mar 25th, 2025 1h 56m

Trump's morons included a journalist in a chat about secret attack plans where the worst VP tossed shade at the worst POTUS. Fascist AG Pam Bondi ordered Jasmine Rep Crockett to be nice to Elmo. AOC and Bernie have been ticking off the Tesla C

CrabDiving – Fri 032125 – Trump’s Monstrous ICE Thugs Are Committing Crimes Against Humanity

Mar 22nd, 2025 1h 59m

Trump's monstrous ICE thugs are committing crimes against humanity. Apartheid Elmo was almost briefed on secret China war plans. Shitler received low marks for his crappy economy. A loser GOP Rep was righteously booed for defending DOGE orcs. S

CrabDiving – Wed 032025 – Conspiracy Nuts Are Whining Over The Total Dud JFK Files

Mar 20th, 2025 1h 55m

Conspiracy nuts are whining over the total dud JFK files. Author and Senator Schumer got calls to resign from fellow Democrats. Former Infowars Czar Alex Jones called out Trump for being a "poop addict." Vapid GOP demon Tucker Carlson blathered

CrabDiving – Mon 031725 – MAGA Made The World Hate The USA and Destroyed Our Allies’ Trust In Us

Mar 18th, 2025 1h 55m

MAGA made the world hate the USA and destroyed our allies' trust in us. Racist orc Trumpkin Tom Homan blathered drivel about ignoring judges and laws. A French legislator ripped the U.S. a new one and demanded we return the Statue of Liberty. H

CrabDiving – Fri 031425 – GOP Authoritarians Are Increasingly Being Scorned in Public

Mar 15th, 2025 1h 55m

GOP authoritarians are increasingly being scorned in public, rightfully getting booed and challenged for the chaotic destruction they are wreaking upon our democratic republic. Spineless Senate Democrats led by Chuck Schumer helped the Republic

CrabDiving – Wed 031225 – Greenland Voters Sent Emphatic Middle Fingers To Trump

Mar 13th, 2025 1h 57m

Greenland voters sent emphatic middle fingers to Trump. Shitler and Tesla twerp Elon Musk used the White House as a showroom to peddle a crappy electric car that don't charge good. Canada and EU took countermeasures against President Diaper Loa

CrabDiving – Mon 031025 – MAGA Jackboots Are Gunning For The First Amendment

Mar 11th, 2025 1h 56m

MAGA jackboots are gunning for the first amendment. Trump is tanking the economy because it's a day ending in "y." Tesla shares are going down just like Elmo's rockets. Man-baby blathered something about spreader SCOTUS Barrett being smart. Our

CrabDiving – Fri 030725 – Batcrap Bobby Kennedy Will Spend Taxpayer Cash To Study A Debunked Anti-vax Claim

Mar 8th, 2025 1h 54m

Batcrap Bobby Kennedy will spend taxpayer cash to study a debunked anti-vax claim. Another SpaceX rocket exploded in flight. Little Marco and Elmo sparred during a cabinet meeting. Feckless Sean Duffy got in on it too! Shitler decided to not ma

CrabDiving – Wed 030525 – Trump’s Vile State of the Union Address Was Just Another MAGA Hate Rally

Mar 6th, 2025 1h 55m

Trump's vile State of the Union address was just another MAGA hate rally. Heroic Democratic Representative Al Green was the only legislator from the left who literally stood up to Shitler during the address. Little Marco Rubio, the saddest Secr

CrabDiving – Mon 030325 – Protests Are Growing Against The Illegal Actions of The Corrupt Trump Administration

Mar 4th, 2025 1h 58m

Protests are growing against the illegal actions of the corrupt Trump administration. Human cosplayer J.D. Vance took his family skiing but was met with righteous protestors. Shitler hates America evidenced by the tariff war he's about to unlea

CrabDiving – Fri 022825 – Russia Celebrates After Republican White House Thugs Ambushed Zelensky

Feb 28th, 2025 1h 55m

Russia celebrates after Republican White House thugs ambushed Zelensky. Tesla shareholders were angry-pants over moron Musk's tanking of the company and turned the tables on the DOGE leader. Nobody cared about the most recent release of the red

CrabDiving – Wed 022625 – Authoritarian Trump Regime Is Picking Which Journalists Can Cover Them

Feb 27th, 2025 1h 56m

The authoritarian Trump regime is picking which journalists can cover them. Oligarch megaload Jeff Bezos did his part to turn the Washington Post into fascist, Trump-loving toilet paper. Goose-stepping Elmo's business empire was seeded with 38