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Jarin's Outpost is a bustling city

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located in the nation of Goldcrest.

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A nation that nobody cared about

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until the king was slain by

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a bunch of adventurers. Unfortunately, adventurers

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did what adventurers do, and they

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didn't think of the consequences. A

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killing a powerful tyrant, and they

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promptly left the citizens a Goldcrest

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to figure it out for themselves.

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For now, Jarin's Outpost is a

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melting pot of religions, criminals, politics,

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and paranoia, with everyone keeping everyone

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else in check. But all that's

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about to change. Welcome to

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the enhanced edition of Jared's

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Outmost. You arrive at the,

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uh, the headquarters to the

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town guard. It's still pandemonium. The

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line remains. Hey, that's good. The

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chief priestess stays by the door.

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She says, if you need me,

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call for me. But, um, I'll

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make sure that Maroni doesn't get

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out. Hey, you have a new

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town guard, yeah? Yep. Oh, can

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I draw? Can I deputize

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this point? Leo Shadow I

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deputize you to the Tam

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Guard. We're not really a

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guard anymore. We're more like

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a... They're like US marshals.

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Anyway, we go in.

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Where's Ralph? Someone points up

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to the glass panes that

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overlook the lower level. You

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see Moroni standing in the

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commander's office. Right. He's like

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looking down surveying all of you.

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He's got like a smile on

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his face. I'd like to speak

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with him about some urgent business.

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You know, you're welcome here. Go

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up and talk to him. All

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right, let's go. Oh, you spot,

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um, Saturday and I think Tuesday,

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we're in the infirmary? Yeah, they're

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both good. Yeah, they're all here.

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Boys are back in town. They

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all nod to you. They all nod

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to you, like, as you pass. I

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stop at Colin, because he's like

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my, my go-to, Colin. I'm gonna

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need you and the boys help

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with something. in about the next

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30 seconds. It's going to be

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weird. And you're probably going to

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think I've lost my mind, but

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I've ever given you reason to

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doubt me before. Colin folders his

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arms, shakes his head, and says,

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nah, you're in charge. Good. I

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walk up and got my sword.

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It warms. Oh, yeah boy. Right,

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she's just, vengeance, is on its

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way. I... Do I march into.

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Learn his office. Learn his office.

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Ralph! He doesn't look at you,

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he's still just gazing out the

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window, yes? Ralph! Yes. Look at

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me, please. He turns around slowly.

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You should seat your sword in

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the presence of the captain of

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the town guard. Can I say

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it? Please? You're under arrest! Excuse

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me? Under what charges? I don't

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know. Leader of a blood cult?

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Good enough for you? Treasing? No,

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no, no, no. treason, murder, oh

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so many. I don't think that's

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true. That's funny, I've got a

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guy, you might know of him,

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a Biddlecough. A surprisingly large dick,

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he's the two I see, and

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apparently, you're the big band. A

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sour expression passes over Moroni's face,

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but it leaves immediately. Are we

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going to take the word of

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a blood cultist over the word

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of the captain of the town

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guard? I hold the sword up,

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and I'm assuming it's getting real

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hot. He's standing in front of

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the window still, yeah? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

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Cool, good. I'm Maroni. I'm the

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captain now. I rush him trying

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to throw ourselves both out the

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window. Fuck, yeah. You tackle him.

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Both of you fly through the

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glass window. I just screamed to

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my men to grab him. Honestly,

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I can do that, I guess.

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Yeah, I'll jump out the window.

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I'm an assassin. I gotta jump

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from these heights. Mmmhins. Pitting me

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to the ground, get the other

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guards to surround us because I

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said that's what I wanted to

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do. And I called to Clara

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now. Vost zone of truth in

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the area. Leo, you resist. Clara

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Winkle, this time you're like too

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distracted. Yeah, that's right, I'm in

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the zone, that's fine. Moroni, you

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see, is struggling with it. She

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commands foul, beast, servant of the

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cult, name yourself. Is he name

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himself? Leo, you hop down, taking

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that four points of damage. Moroni,

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spits out into your face. Yes,

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yes, I am. Perry Winkle. What

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do you want to do? You

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got him kind of pinned to

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the ground? You can like try

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to roll him over and cuff

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him? I could cuff him or

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I could just stab him in

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the face. Not with the sword.

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In this close combat? Yeah, I

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know. The punch him with my

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hands. Yeah, the sword, silver steel,

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is in between you two, pressed

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up between your chest. You can

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feel it like white hot. You're

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surprised it isn't actually white from

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just heat. And you can tell

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wherever it touches Moroni, it burns

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him. Oh, so good. That's mad.

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I guess, yeah, I'm gonna arrest

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him. Nice. All right. You roll

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him over and try to cuff

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him. Your buddies all come over

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and they're trying to help. Clara

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just continues to stand there. Leo.

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I'm going to help try and

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cuff him. This is my first...

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My first cream I got. It's

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great. All of you press down

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on him. He begins to soften.

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as if he's deflating. From every

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orifice, from his nails, from his

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mouth, from his eyes, from any

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orifice, pause on his skin, he

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begins to bleed. He's slowly deflating,

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but the blood begins to coalesce

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into vines, into... forms shapes which

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begin to collect together he starts

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to wrap around you you see

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his face stretching away from his

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body his eyes turned blood red

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as he begins to cry blood

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and he says I am bored

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than a man! My God is

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with me! He said twists around

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like it's on a pivot to

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look at Clara. Can you say

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the same? One tentacle attacks everyone

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on him. Oh, great. Nightmare! Leo,

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a tentacle wraps around your neck

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and begins to choke you. This

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is what I usually do. Periwinkle?

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One wraps around one of your

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arms and yanks painfully on it.

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You feel it dislocate and you

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take seven points of damage. Oh,

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pop that bitch back in. It

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tries to wrap around Monday, but

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Monday cries out in surprise, rolls

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away. Colin gets got. It wraps

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around his head and then jams

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itself into his eye. He begins

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screaming and he goes, he starts

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going pale. No, what are you

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doing to my man? You can

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see like, look. Oh no, it's

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eating her. He's drinking his blood.

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It's a vampire. If there was

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a time for you to use

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divine power, it would be literally

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bright now. Goggles get speared through

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the chest. Shit. Your boys, they

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were just back in town. Heather

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out of town yet again. Boys

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are back in town too. Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Goggles get speared. Lifted

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into the air and thrown like

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a rag door. Tuesday brings these

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two abrasors up to his chest.

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So when it tries to spear

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him, it just knocks him clear

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across the room. When it tries

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to attack Wednesday. Wednesday rocks backwards,

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pulls up his light crossbow from

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nowhere, and sniper fires a bolt

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into Moroni's head. If off lasts

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through him, the creature rides and

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screams. It does not threaten any

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squares for six turns. That means

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for six turns, you move freely.

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No attacks of off. Yes! It's

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not out of the way you

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want, but it's not out of

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the fight. Not even by a

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little bit. It actually doesn't even

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stop attacking. It wraps around Saturday's

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foot and then moves in the

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wrong direction. Saturday's leg snaps backwards.

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It breaks Saturday's leg off. Oh,

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geez. This is alive. Saturday falls

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and does not get up. And

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Clara again, divine power, would be

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good now. Pariwinkle, it's your time.

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So anyhow we could set the

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entire Tamgarde quarters on fire? You

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probably don't want to do that.

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Okay, no probably not. I'm just

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going to silver steal the absolute,

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but Jesus out of him. You

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slash, and as you cut through

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Moroni, or the blood creature that

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is Moroni, you burn away. It's

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like you're quarterizing as you're going.

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Silver Steel acts like a lightsaver,

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cutting as if Moroni doesn't have

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armor and just isn't there. Silver

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Steel's the best! Hey, is this

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one made of silver? Yeah. Good.

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The guards redouble their efforts and

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any guards that weren't participating before

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begin to participate now. Good. A

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hail of bolts fly added and

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a bunch of the guards barrel

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in to attack, but they're not

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doing a great job. They do

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in total between... All the guards,

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six points of damage. A lot

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of them are just scared to

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approach it. Fair? Like it is

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this gross blood thing. A flailing

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flat skin man. So glad we

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had Clara liver instead of Keaton.

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Clara reaches a hand up, holding

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her holy symbol, and calls for

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the fires of Penia to imbibe

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her and the strength of gnomes

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to shore her. She grows. Physically

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in size, until she's about as

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big as a standing horse? Wow,

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amazing. A halo of flame appears

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around her head? This is amazing.

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Her eyes glow pure white and

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when she opens her mouth, a

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holy light shines out of it.

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Holding her now extra large mace,

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she takes one step forward and

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swings at the creature that she

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is about as big as. I

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guess her god is with her.

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Yeah, both of them. She strikes

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it twice. Dealing. 12 damage in

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the first blow and 8 damage

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in the second, so 20 in

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total. Then it is Leo's turn.

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Right. I'm just going to, uh,

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get into position so I'm flanking.

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I'll just stab with both of

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them. And you activate my poise,

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then am my thunder. Stabby, stab,

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stab, stab. Prison. Is it fun

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electricity? What's the... Thundering? Thundering. Thundering,

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dagger. You miss with that one

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as you swipe the blood disappears

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and like, mmm coalesces. But your

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poisoned one. You stab deep. four

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points of damage, but the creature

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hounds and poison, you can see

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it seeping through the blood. Oh,

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yeah, blood monster! I imagine he's

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like a blood version of Emperor

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Z, Lord Z, from Power Rangers,

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the guy that's muscles. What I

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keep imagining, and I don't think

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this is right at all, is

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like, imagine a... human body but

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you've like deflated it so it's

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just like floppy skin. But then

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blood is also like burning out

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everywhere like tentacles. At this point

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it's just a mass of writhing

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blood tentacles and every now and

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then you spot oh a hand.

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Oh Moroni's face Moroni strikes at

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Clara. Actually you know what it's

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kind of focused was on Clara

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a little bit. Yeah it stops

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attacking the guards. It's not letting

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up on you guys but it

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does stop attacking the town guard.

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That's good. It can't seem to

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get a grip on Clara. Anytime

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it tries to wrap around her,

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Clara either throws it off or

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a burst of holy light coming

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from her. Frightens the creature and

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making it back off until Kara

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takes a step forward and says

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my god is definitely with me

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abomination But as she finishes that

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sentence one of the blood tentacles

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Stabs her in the face. Oh

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Jesus She was the one who's

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gonna heal us and now she's

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dying She tilts her

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head back at the last second

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and it stabs deep into her

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neck and then it lets go

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of Colin and then you see...

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Clara begins to get smaller. Good.

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She needs that blood weight. Yeah.

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Then it's attacks Leo and Paraguay.

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Miss is completely good. Leo? Yes.

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You get swept low, knocked off

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your feet, and sent sailing. You

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take 11 points of damage. Ooh.

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How am I going? One of

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the tentacles strikes you, sending you

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end over end. You take 7

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points of damage. That's alright. Great.

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I picked myself up. I go

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for him with silver steel again.

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Because that seems to be doing

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more damage than I think I

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could do with punching. So your

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first attack, you swipe, but the

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creature knows that your sword is

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like a fucking light saber, and

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to just stay the fuck away

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from it. Yep. So when you

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swipe the first time, the creature

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leaps away from you in fear,

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in terror of silver steel, it

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won't let silver still come near

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it. But then, you launch yourself

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forward. You launch yourself forward. You

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step on some loose pencils and

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stop... Seriously? Loose god damn pencils!

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When you trip, the creature's like...

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shit in itself. So it leaps

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further, overextending itself? Your blow is

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just a regular glancing one. But

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every enemy of it within range?

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Now it gets a free attack

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on it. Oh, yes! Oh, well,

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that is a- That's all of

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us. It's everyone. It's just on

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my bees at it. The town,

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God? As it moves, they're all-

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very scared to even try and

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hit it none of them seriously

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guys we have a free hidden

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you fuckers don't do anything waste

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of space you're off life as

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it moves it knocks you over

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and you flail with your dagger

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but you're unable to hit it

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oh yeah we've stopped rolling this

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guy rolled two three times in

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a row so Clara side swipes

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it hitting it bodily Good. Then

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it is the guard's turn. They

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charge in and try to continue

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their fight. None of them miss,

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and one guard, panicking so much,

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grabs two bolts for his light

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crossbow instead of one, firing them

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both at the same time and

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breaking his light crossbow. An idiot.

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They're terrified. Claro reaches a hand

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up. to the penetrator in her

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neck, sucking her blood, she grabs

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at it, gives it a light

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tug, but it won't come free.

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She considers everything for a brief

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moment, but looks up at the

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creature and just lets go of

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the tentacle going all out against

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it. She hits it once, a

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flurry of blows, just bang! Bang!

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It brings its arms up to

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try and offend itself. She's getting

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weaker. How's the blood mound looking?

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It's getting tired. Go for it,

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son. What do you want to

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do? Nah, fuck it, I'll attack

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with both. So, with your poisoned

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attack, or the poisoned dagger, which

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really isn't much, you deal five

15:44

points of damage. With the bleed

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damage, it only has one hit

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point left. So, you cut off

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a second tentacle, blood started. like

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out of a hose at

15:57

high pressure flying over the

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room The creature sways and

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then collapses into a sea

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of blood that fills the

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room briefly and then begins

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to wash out. Oh, that's

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the most disgusting fight. The

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only parts of Moroni that

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are left behind are scraps

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of skin. Ewell. We got

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him? I guess, yes. I

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holster my deckers. I run

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to Saturday. Saturday is dead.

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I don't say anything. And

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just close his eyes. So

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many good people. I've lost

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so many people in this

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campaign. A guard wanders in

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and says, um, I know

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everything's very busy right now,

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but we need a, we

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need to clear a cage.

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What for? You don't want

16:46

this prisoner mixing with the

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rest of the... They take

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you outside, there's a patty

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wagon out the back? So

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these paddy wagons are just

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like, it's a door with

16:59

some, like a circle and

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some iron balls. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah. The guard's, gestures to

17:05

the window and says, don't

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get too close. You look

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in, and inside the paddy

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wagon, you can see a

17:14

feral wear rat, slamming itself

17:16

against all different sides of

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the paddy wagon. There's core

17:20

marks everywhere. A bunch of

17:22

the guards outside look like

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they've been caught up a

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lot. Yeah. Oh no,

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the gods say it was Greg

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Pierce, he turns into that. Greg

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Pice is now a wear rat?

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Maybe he was always wear rats.

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Who's really to say when he

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became a wear rat? Everyone check

17:42

your bits and also any bites.

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Anyone who's ever slept with Greg

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Pice quickly checked your cocks and

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your lady. There's a fucking table

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that lets you roll to see

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whether or not you catch like

17:54

canthropy as an STD. Oh, when

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you get close, the sword is

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holster in its scab. But you

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can feel the heat radiating off

18:03

it as you approach the patty

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wagon. And I really want to

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kill Grepis, but something tells me

18:09

that's not good. Killing as a

18:12

wear out is such a funny,

18:14

like anti-climactic, like, oh, just reach

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my sword. Just reach my sword.

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There we go, got him. Could

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I do it that easily? Probably

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not. Maybe you'll nick him once,

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but if you don't kill him

18:27

in the first blow, the wear.

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The wear out. I guess we've...

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Lock him up. Can we just

18:33

leave him in, like, can he

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break out of that patio hecken?

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Uh, the patio, like, it's made

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out of wood, so if he

18:42

keeps clawing, he might be able

18:44

to find a hole. And as

18:46

we know about rats and mice,

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if they can, oh wait, no,

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that's the conversation I had with

18:52

my dad. If a mouse or

18:55

rat can get their head through

18:57

a hole, they can get their

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body through the hole. Jeez, yes.

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Put him in the stone cage

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where... Can you please do it?

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The gods says? Clara, can I?

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I give her the sword and

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I'm like, if he goes for

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anything, there's a silver it'll kill.

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She wields on mace in one

19:16

hand and the sword and other.

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When I transform all my shit

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goes inside me, yeah? No. Okay,

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I assume one of the guards,

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go through his stuff, there's anything

19:27

good in there's any good in

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there. There's any good in there,

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there's any good in there, there,

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there, it, there's any good, it.

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this is cat. Let's let's let's

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do we doing this again? Yeah,

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we are. Oh, this has been

19:42

good. Do I just divvy the

19:44

healing potions up between the you

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and I? Yeah, cool. Oh, you

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got a wand. Yeah, I've got

19:50

my wand of teleporting. It's got

19:53

one charge left. I'll take the

19:55

rod of teleporting. Yeah, because I'm

19:57

big, so I can't sneak. You're

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up. I'm gonna try to get

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Gregory out. Five poles to hold

20:03

Pierce with, but only two people

20:05

can realistically do it as you're

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coming out. Yeah. Because, Greg Pierce

20:10

could get free. That's why Clara's

20:12

ready with the Silver Sword. Yeah,

20:14

Clara's ready with it, but Pierce

20:16

is fast. Like, if he runs,

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you've lost him. I'm just gonna

20:21

be ready as well, but a

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little bit further back. So if

20:25

he does try and dart towards

20:27

me, I'd have a good chance,

20:29

but if he darts away from

20:31

me, I'm fucked. You can try

20:33

to cover angles, but a lot

20:36

of the angles are gonna be

20:38

covered by guards, who when a

20:40

wear out is charging them, like...

20:42

Yeah. Anything could happen. Yeah, yeah.

20:44

All right. What are you talking

20:46

about? All right, who's the strongest

20:48

of the guards? I'm probably the

20:51

strongest and then maybe the guy,

20:53

uh, Monday or Goggles, who's the

20:55

dwarf. All right, you grab goggles

20:57

and yourself? You ready, Clara? You

20:59

ready, Leo? Ready as'll ever be.

21:01

Oh, Gregory, are you ready, boy?

21:04

I don't speak dickhead. All right.

21:06

Let's both get them around his

21:08

neck. They're wrapped nice and firm.

21:10

So the idea is, you open

21:12

the door, or you drag them

21:14

towards the door, and then open

21:16

it slowly, and people on the

21:19

other side latch them, while they're

21:21

attached to the doors. You guys

21:23

got to let go briefly, just

21:25

enough such that the poles can

21:27

get back through the gap in

21:29

the door. You regrap them, and

21:31

then drag them inside. Let's do

21:34

that. All right. So, opening the

21:36

door. His struggles. Pisses strong. He

21:38

leaps forward, both you and goggles

21:40

are slammed into the door, but

21:42

you pull back and you don't

21:44

lose hold of him. I believe

21:46

Jesse Park style. Yeah, you get.

21:49

Three guards come forward, Monday, Colin,

21:51

and Tuesday. Yeah, race is Tuesday.

21:53

Colin, latches on, but Monday and

21:55

Tuesday can't get a hold. Pierce

21:57

continues to struggle. We're three collars

21:59

on. Pierce launches forward. You and

22:02

Goggles both lose hold and he

22:04

slips forward, he leaps over a

22:06

colon, knocking Colin to the ground,

22:08

and Colin lets go as well.

22:10

Clara. Clara swings with the sword.

22:12

Hara misses with the morning star.

22:14

Hits with the morning star. Hits

22:17

with the morning star. Hits with

22:19

the morning star. Swings again with

22:21

silver steel. Misses with silver steel.

22:23

Piss takes one blow from Clara's

22:25

morning star. Only a silvered weapon

22:27

could hurt Pierce, but Clara charging

22:29

her mace with magical energy, it

22:32

rips through him as if it

22:34

were made of silver. A hail

22:36

of light crossbow bolts are fired,

22:38

but it's a haphazard sort of

22:40

thing. People are beginning to panic.

22:42

No one hits. Or like a

22:45

couple hits are scored, but no,

22:47

not enough damage is dealt to

22:49

pierce his hide. Fair. Oh, he

22:51

didn't leap towards you. He leapt

22:53

towards Clara. Oh, no. Could I

22:55

have cast, maybe like, uh, grease?

22:57

Was that hit? Hitted harm, probably

23:00

the guards, more than Pierce. Oh,

23:02

all right. Pierce is probably very,

23:04

well, he is very agile right

23:06

now. Does a normal dagger not

23:08

gonna do any damage, will it?

23:10

Probably not. You run into the

23:12

guard house. Shit. People begin screaming

23:15

inside. Clara tosses you the sword

23:17

as you charge in. You're in

23:19

the doorway. Piss is on a

23:21

desk. Look, looking around at you.

23:23

Oh man. I charge and grab

23:25

my dagger. Piss looks, oh yeah,

23:27

everyone's inside now. Or the fight

23:30

is moving inside. Guards begins screaming

23:32

like barricade the exits. Make sure

23:34

he can't escape. God's start trying

23:36

to surround the God house. Yeah.

23:38

Peace is like grabbed someone as

23:40

he's gone. in, maybe a criminal.

23:43

Someone changed to a desk, slammed

23:45

their head into the desk, killing

23:47

them on his way in. Piss

23:49

is like, we can get in

23:51

for murder now, boys. Piss looks

23:53

dreadful. Like, it looks like he

23:55

turned into a where-rat's wrong. He's

23:58

got the missing eye, the scar

24:00

from it. He's got surgical scars

24:02

all along his body, and his

24:04

fur is just coming in patches.

24:06

Monsieur Piscus. You launch at Leo.

24:08

I'm going to make you wear

24:10

a boyie. Leo, Pierce lands on

24:13

you and tears out your throat.

24:15

You take eight points of damage.

24:17

Yes. Yes. Monsieur Petouin. Silverstiel, bring

24:19

it on, you bratty bastard. Pickock,

24:21

stepboard. He brings the steel down

24:23

onto Pierce twice. You swing once

24:26

into Pierce, into Pierce's, the back

24:28

of Pierce's neck. You cut... Half

24:30

of Pierce's neck through it. Leo

24:32

you're drenched in my neck wound

24:34

then periwinkle you plant a boot

24:36

firmly on Pierce Knock him aside

24:38

so that he rolls over and

24:41

stabbed through him into the wooden

24:43

floorboards of the guardhouse damn straight

24:45

stick again into the guardhouse Piss

24:47

collapses unconscious train him up quick

24:49

as quick as they like stabilize

24:51

like stabilizing him up quick as

24:53

quick as they uh first off

24:56

like stabilize him Then they pick

24:58

him up. Yeah, and they drag

25:00

him into a cell they've cleared

25:02

for him. Clara, Clara, Clara, Clara,

25:04

Clara, Clara, Clara, please check, please

25:06

do it, I don't want to

25:08

be at that. Did I get

25:11

into my wounds? Uh, I got

25:13

blooded my wounds. Clara checks you

25:15

over and says, relax, you're fine.

25:17

Leo's happy, Zamitza. I didn't get

25:19

bit, did I? Sc scratched. Fairly

25:21

touched you. And I've fucked you,

25:24

right, right. A bunch of criminals

25:26

have to be let go. Have

25:28

to be let go. Who are

25:30

you letting go? What crimes are

25:32

you forgiving? You don't have enough

25:34

space to fit people. What general

25:36

crimes have they been? You can

25:39

name any crime. I seem a

25:41

lot of looting has happened. Yeah.

25:43

All right, the looters are just

25:45

people who are desperate. So I

25:47

go up to the cell that

25:49

has looters in. Let's say there's

25:51

six of them, seven of them

25:54

in there, and do my intimidating

25:56

face. To the cell of looters.

25:58

They're terrified of you. Good. Okay,

26:00

boys, here's just going to happen.

26:02

You're going to go out of

26:04

these cells. Free to go home

26:07

and continue your lives in peace.

26:09

I will find you and I

26:11

will kill you. Is that clear?

26:13

In this little microcosm of the

26:15

universe in a fantasy D&D setting,

26:17

scared straight works. You don't think

26:19

these people are going to re-offend.

26:22

Have a wonderful day. You release

26:24

maybe in total 20 people because

26:26

they're shoulder to shoulder in the

26:28

cells and you need a cell

26:30

for Pierce. Yeah. You mummify piercing

26:32

chains and put him up in

26:34

the... I've taken the sort out

26:37

too, because I'm not... Yeah, obviously,

26:39

yeah, piercing chain. Any silver that

26:41

we can like put around him?

26:43

Someone goes and just fetches silverware?

26:45

All right, you weave in silverware.

26:47

Yeah, yeah, just so it's like,

26:49

you bound. Yeah. I'm in a

26:52

cutlery cuckoo, that's right. All right.

26:54

Hey Clara, right? Yeah. Do you

26:56

know what this tree token is?

26:58

The tree token, she looks it

27:00

over and she's like, yes, you

27:02

throw this on the ground or

27:05

activate it wherever and then a

27:07

mighty oak grows. Just suddenly. Awesome.

27:09

All right, cool. I'll pocket that.

27:11

That'll be useful. Yeah, that's coming

27:13

in my life. All right, and

27:15

what this rod, what's this rod

27:17

do? You are able to identify

27:20

it. That's an teleportation rod. Oh.

27:22

So it's almost got labels on

27:24

it. It's a very charged as

27:26

well. You can tell that it

27:28

only works within um, Janin's outpost.

27:30

It only has one charge left.

27:32

You need to think of a

27:35

specific place, but it'll teleport you

27:37

anywhere. Okay. So, blood cult, tick?

27:39

Done. Let's talk options. Firstly, half

27:41

link mouth. So little is probably

27:43

gonna well there's gonna be war.

27:45

He's pretty hot-headed. There will be

27:48

war There will be war so

27:50

Sure footswell I mean I was

27:52

making my way through some of

27:54

them, and I don't know what

27:56

the quiet knives They're being very

27:58

particularly quiet. So that's why they're

28:00

called the quiet knives. So that's

28:03

why they're called the quiet knives

28:05

They're not called the quiet knives.

28:07

They're not called the loud obvious

28:09

knives, they're dead We'll cut off

28:11

the head of like the... So

28:13

who knows what they're going to

28:15

do now, leaderless? Yeah, they'll fall

28:18

apart. They either might fall apart

28:20

or just now start writing themselves,

28:22

who knows? If you want, you

28:24

could bring Biddlecough into the jail

28:26

cells. Oh yeah, let's like Biddlecough

28:28

up as well. Oh yeah, do

28:30

that. Put him in there. Well,

28:33

we got... The Dragon Eaton, God

28:35

knows what that whaling was. Yeah.

28:37

Bet you have something to do

28:39

with piss though, probably. Whaling, question

28:41

mark, question mark. We then have

28:43

the sabers, who are pretty much

28:46

now at war with the gnomes.

28:48

And that's pretty much the biggest

28:50

problem right now is the sabers

28:52

in the gnomes. The sabers are

28:54

weird. You should set town guard

28:56

policy concerning each different faction. Guards

28:58

come here, have a general meaning.

29:01

Get over here, we're having a

29:03

big, big power. Two things. Do

29:05

not let Biddlecoth out. If you

29:07

trys to escape, you are authorized

29:09

to kill him. Same goes for

29:11

piss All right blood cult public

29:13

enemy number one if they start

29:16

doing shit. They take start taking

29:18

down songs arrest him some guys

29:20

starts writing down notes Eaton if

29:22

you see weird shit happening at

29:24

the keep let us know straight

29:26

away Edens at the top of

29:29

our list, the issue is how

29:31

do you arrest a dragon? Goggles,

29:33

someone should work on that. Sir,

29:35

one of your captains, one of

29:37

your sub-commanders. Yeah. I think you

29:39

should be made aware that the

29:41

mercenary group, the black hand, the

29:44

kind of started all of this,

29:46

they came through, toppled a lot

29:48

of the power structures, everything descended

29:50

into chaos, and they fucked off.

29:52

An emissary from the Black Hand

29:54

came several weeks back offering... well,

29:56

the Black Hand would like to

29:59

bring Jarin's outpost back into the

30:01

fold. They're offering law and order,

30:03

but under their command. Toulton told

30:05

them to fuck off, but in

30:07

light of recent events, perhaps you

30:09

might want to reconsider. The only

30:11

thing that makes me hesitant is

30:14

that if the Black Hand get

30:16

a hold of that gun... We're

30:18

in trouble. I've had semi-dealings with

30:20

the backhand before that they're pretty

30:22

much jackbooted dogs. Cool. I'm the

30:24

only jackbooted tug around here. So...

30:27

And we can try to hammer

30:29

down on... I know you're friendly

30:31

with the names, or you certainly

30:33

don't want us massacring them in

30:35

the streets, but... No. There's a

30:37

lot of racism going on. That's

30:39

systematic. I know all about systematic

30:42

racism, son, I'm a half-ork. A

30:44

couple of the sub-commanders chuckle at

30:46

that, some don't. For some it's

30:48

like, uh, awkward, some of them

30:50

are like, I don't want to

30:52

laugh at that. And some of

30:54

them are like, it's a funny

30:57

joke that he made. It's okay,

30:59

because he's a little more than

31:01

he can say that. Now that

31:03

a half-awk is our town captain,

31:05

Captain, or the guard, to a

31:07

rock here and be like... Now

31:10

I know you don't like the

31:12

sabers, but they are a devil

31:14

we know. So... A devil we

31:16

know to be evil? We could

31:18

work with them to get eaten.

31:20

If we... Get rid of the

31:22

gnomes. By either sending them home

31:25

or whatever it is that you

31:27

want to do, maybe we have

31:29

to make it deal with the

31:31

sabers. Clara and order. You're in

31:33

this conversation too, being representative of

31:35

the church. I don't like them.

31:37

They're militaristic? Leo makes a decent

31:40

point though. They would be very

31:42

useful in a fight against the

31:44

dragon, but versus Eden, we want

31:46

them on our side, but versus

31:48

the gnomes, we don't. So if

31:50

we have an audience with the

31:52

gnomes and see what they want,

31:55

because the gnomes had no... What

31:57

their main goal is? But if

31:59

we can sort them out, maybe

32:01

we have a deal after we

32:03

get rid of Eaton. Maybe we

32:05

carve out a small section for

32:08

the sabers. I know it's not

32:10

in everyone's best interest. I don't

32:12

know one likes this. But sometimes

32:14

we have to make deals that

32:16

are hard. I hate deals that

32:18

are hard. No, no, no. You

32:20

make a perfectly good point. I'm

32:23

looking at this map. We could

32:25

give them Eaton. Eaton. Keep if

32:27

the sabers stay then they're going

32:29

to maybe want control or at

32:31

least they're going to want independence

32:33

I don't like their influence over

32:35

a subset of the people here

32:38

Neither do I but What are

32:40

the chances of getting him to

32:42

take on Eden and then just

32:44

betraying them later? They're a militant

32:46

group of battle-hard fanatics. I don't

32:48

know if there's someone we want

32:50

as enemy as enemy as I

32:53

did I'll test their methods. They're

32:55

not bad people. They do them

32:57

for the right reasons. Perhaps they

32:59

are someone we can work with.

33:01

But the gnomes are destabilizing for

33:03

any alliance we have with them.

33:06

If we can get the gnomes

33:08

out of the city, I think

33:10

we can work with them. Well,

33:12

I'll do what I was gonna

33:14

get the commander to do. We're

33:16

gonna go talk to the gnomes.

33:18

All right. I will open a

33:21

meeting with the town guard captain

33:23

once. Maybe they'll be up to

33:25

it to it again. I guess

33:27

we go there. I don't know

33:29

what we do though. Getting past

33:31

the saber barricade is not going

33:33

to be used. Can we go

33:36

from the church's side? The saber's

33:38

own, like all of the real

33:40

estate around the gnomish section right

33:42

now? A Biddlecuff? Do we get

33:44

him to help us go through

33:46

the sewers? He doesn't know the

33:49

way. He's played before, yeah. One

33:51

of the sub-commanders, as you're in

33:53

the planning room or whatever, suggests.

33:55

We could go in there and

33:57

force. Without their leadership, the blood

33:59

cult will be weakened. The surefoots

34:01

just can't stand up against us

34:04

in a straight-on fight. So if

34:06

we can knock through the blood

34:08

cult, that's the chaff that is

34:10

protecting them right now. Bring it

34:12

on. I'll assemble a task force. Oh, you

34:14

had another option, Leo? Is that teleportationation? I mean,

34:16

one of us can teleport in. You can

34:19

talk to Flipsham. See if she can like,

34:21

go ahead, go ahead, maybe tell Erkey Timbers,

34:23

maybe tell Erki Timbers, that we're that we're

34:25

planning to try and have a try and

34:27

have a try and have a meeting. Uh,

34:29

can we gag? Pierce? Clarissa? Like, yeah,

34:31

I guess, yeah. She looks around the

34:33

room. Someone, like, gets up out

34:35

of the chair. Maybe the person who

34:37

was taking down notes passes his notes

34:40

to someone else and he leaves. Just

34:42

before he wakes up. Yeah, no, that's

34:44

probably good. No, no, no, yes. Not

34:46

fair. But maybe have a couple of

34:48

guards on Pierce? Uh, you don't have

34:51

a lot of people to spare. To

34:53

devote someone to God, just, Pierce? Just

34:55

one person? Just one person. I think

34:57

it's worth it. Do you want to

34:59

have it? Colin's injured. Colin? All right.

35:02

Colin. Yeah. That is my most trusted fellow.

35:04

Where we start planning and maybe send

35:06

word to get flip sham over here

35:08

so we can send her to the

35:11

gnomes. Yep. All right, one of you

35:13

sub-commanders tops the table. I'll find some

35:15

people I know won't harm her through

35:17

the blood cult. And storm Shorford apartments.

35:20

Kill ourselves. Kill ourselves some ginges some

35:22

gingers, gingers. Kill ourselves some ji, I

35:24

can't lie, I can't, I can't. I

35:26

like passes in the guardhouse. Pierce, you

35:29

wake up the next day. This is

35:31

as you're getting Flip Cham to come

35:33

here. Sending someone out to get her,

35:36

then like secreting her over here, it's

35:38

not easy. So it takes some time.

35:40

You guys could probably be there when

35:42

Pierce wakes up if you want. Oh,

35:45

absolutely. Colin is sitting across the cell

35:47

from him, like on the other side

35:49

of the gap. He's got like big

35:51

mufflers on. When the

35:54

when I come back Presumably

35:56

I'm smaller than I was as a

35:58

wearer can I just slide out? No, you

36:00

don't actually change size that much. Oh

36:02

really? No, your medium-sized is a wear

36:05

wrap. Cool. In the cell? No, we're

36:07

on the outside. First thing I'll do

36:09

is look at my hands. First thing

36:12

I'll do is look at my hands.

36:14

You can't. Right. I'm trying to look

36:16

down at my nose. I just want

36:18

to make sure I'm not aware of

36:21

any more. So it's not a comic

36:23

level of modification, but there's like chains

36:25

wrapped all around you. You're gagged. Oh,

36:28

well. Are you buddy? No, I don't

36:30

wanna hurt, huh? No. Oh. Do you

36:32

get fit? Do the gag, yeah? Or

36:35

is it like tied around my head?

36:37

It would be, but you can try.

36:39

Immediately, he just fits the gag. Pretty

36:41

stupid if you gag me, if you

36:44

want to have a conversation, just say

36:46

it. Okay, piss. Give me one good

36:48

reason why I do not come into

36:51

that, so, and cut your head off.

36:53

So I've got an army. P. P.S.

36:55

You're amazing. Ah. Excuse me. Hang on

36:57

a minute. P.S. Your bluff is so

37:00

good. You're a little afraid. You're a

37:02

little afraid. You're not sure how, but

37:04

he seems very sure of himself. He

37:07

always seems sure of himself, but when

37:09

they smoke, there's fire. An army. I

37:11

grab a smoke. I'm glad. We're speaking

37:14

the smokes, yeah. All right. Wouldn't take

37:16

much. Right now. For me, if I

37:18

want that too. You have an army

37:20

of the undead. March upon this era,

37:23

a little police station. Army of the

37:25

undead, how? Yeah, how? I've got to

37:27

ask the question, piss. How on earth

37:30

did you muster? An army of the

37:32

undead. It's a long story. We've got

37:34

a little time, mate. It starts in

37:37

the blood cult headquarters. Of course, I'm

37:39

looking for me soul, aren't I? Where's

37:41

it gone, right? I think it's going

37:43

to be there. been given gifted rather

37:46

something which I I'm sure you acquired

37:48

off me, little crystal in a glass

37:50

jar. But unfortunately, I'm the only one

37:53

who can use it. Right, how's it

37:55

work? Wow, wouldn't tell you, would I,

37:57

that'd be stupid? Well, as in what

38:00

game, what, what does it do? How

38:02

does, as in like, how does it

38:04

work? Like, if I use it, then

38:06

I'll have control of the undead. You

38:09

use it, you'll die. Perhaps, perhaps, Pierce

38:11

is right. Clara, Clara. I do not

38:13

know magic of the dead. He could

38:16

say anything and I wouldn't know. Zone

38:18

of truth. Zone of truth. Pierce. So,

38:20

the way zone of truth works is

38:22

you are compelled to speak only the

38:25

truth. But I'm not... I don't have

38:27

to answer. You don't have to answer.

38:29

But if you talk, you cannot even

38:32

mislead. You must tell the truth. Periwinkle,

38:34

you do that thing that tricks the

38:36

spout. Leo and Piss, if you speak,

38:39

you must speak the truth and not

38:41

even mislead. All right. All right, Piss,

38:43

is anything you've said to us in

38:45

the last 30 seconds been true? I

38:48

don't say anyway. All right then, I'm

38:50

going to assume that if you don't

38:52

answer, that means that you're trying to

38:55

lie. Would that be fair, Piss, do

38:57

you have a large penis? Don't answer.

38:59

I nod. Greg, how does the bottle

39:02

work? I just don't answer. I don't

39:04

have to. Nothing's compelling me too. Hey

39:06

Leo. Yeah. Is there a chance we're

39:08

going to kill piss? Yes. Is there

39:11

a chance everyone else in the city

39:13

is going to kill piss? Yes. Is

39:15

there a chance everyone else in the

39:18

city is going to kill piss? Yes.

39:20

Is there a chance we could do

39:22

it right now? Leo? Well, yeah. Yeah.

39:25

Do you want me to go in

39:27

there? Clara Knott's. Who else has you

39:29

chained in a cell? Well, that's a

39:31

rough good point. Are you? I'll happily

39:34

talk if you just crack me out.

39:36

this chains. I'm not that stupid. Like

39:38

I have any ill will toward you.

39:41

Do you think ever in my life

39:43

I've wanted power or anything like that?

39:45

I just don't want to have to

39:47

deal with all this fucking malartie. Not

39:50

amazing, he's not lying. You've never what

39:52

happened ill will towards us. I've never

39:54

happened ill towards you, I just want

39:57

to be alive. That's actually true, it's

39:59

friendly. My whole life for the last

40:01

fucking week, it's just been me trying

40:04

to get myself, back to get myself

40:06

back to square myself back to square

40:08

fucking one. What if I said? I'll

40:10

tell you how it works. What if

40:13

I said? Let me fuck on down

40:15

the pub. We'll pretend all this happened.

40:17

I'm not going to let you out.

40:20

Would like get me shadow back? Couldn't

40:22

win them off. Would you agree to

40:24

assist us? Tell us how the crystal

40:27

works if I promised you a full

40:29

pardon as commander of the guard. Absolutely.

40:31

How? Okay. All right. I'm going to

40:33

give you a... Do you need, if

40:36

I give you a full pardon, you'll

40:38

tell us how the crystal works. Of

40:40

course. All right, tell me how the

40:43

crystal works. How about, uh, well, yeah,

40:45

I think I'm that stupid, yeah. Does

40:47

he know that I've been caught in

40:49

the zone of truth? Do I know,

40:52

yeah, I don't know. You don't know

40:54

whether or not it's affecting me. You

40:56

don't know whether or not it's affecting.

40:59

I'd like me shadow back. And I'll

41:01

fuck off. I assume you don't think

41:03

Eden's going to win? Well, I don't

41:06

want him to, but he does have

41:08

an army of the undead. If we

41:10

have the crystal, though, we can combat

41:12

that, is that? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

41:15

He's trying to drag him. How does

41:17

the crystal work, this? Oh, right, you

41:19

got me dead to rise. Yeah, right.

41:22

You got me dead to rise, yeah,

41:24

I'll tell you. Well, as far as

41:26

I don't know, we've ever activate, I

41:29

know, we've ever activates, I know, I've

41:31

ever activates, I've ever activates, I know,

41:33

I've ever activates, I've ever activates, I

41:35

know, I've ever activates, I've ever activates,

41:38

I've ever activates, I've ever activates, I've

41:40

ever activates, I've ever activates, it, it,

41:42

it, it, I know, I know, I've,

41:45

I've, I've ever activates, I've, I've, I

41:47

know, I've, Honestly, it was a meeting

41:49

in a jail cell where it was

41:52

all... You don't think the... Like, you

41:54

don't imagine the gnomes trust you with

41:56

an army of the dead. Where'd you

41:58

get the crystal from? The gnomes. F-fucking

42:01

what? Yeah, some gnomes in a cell,

42:03

some fella by the name. I could

42:05

say his name, can't remember it. Tip

42:08

Top Top Throtle? Yeah, Tip Top. Governor?

42:10

Gavna? Tingle Lot, bought, fought, hop, throttle.

42:12

Yeah, it's some fellow of a doth

42:14

name, but he was a guff. You

42:17

know him. He's not a member of

42:19

the Nomish Merchant Company. He's just a

42:21

big figure within the Nomish community. Yeah,

42:24

yeah. You, maybe we're told by one

42:26

of your sub-commanders that he's one of

42:28

a subsection of the Nomish leadership right

42:31

now, who are like, We should have

42:33

this city. Erki Timbers, who's technically in

42:35

charge, is keeping them in check. If

42:37

it wasn't for Erki Timbers, the gnomes

42:40

would have counter-invaded, as it were, a

42:42

long time ago. Right. So God, this

42:44

situation keeps getting more complicated, I don't

42:47

want to be in charge. If he

42:49

gets command of a zombie army? Well.

42:51

So, there's a zombie army. We could

42:54

take this to the sabers. That might

42:56

be enough for the sabers to turn.

42:58

And at least, at least, form a

43:00

frontal frontal assault assault on it, I'll

43:03

assault on, E, E, E, E, E,

43:05

E, E-e, E-e, E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e It might be

43:07

a delicate rope to walk though, Clara

43:10

says, because if you inform them that

43:12

factions of the gnomes wish to control

43:14

an army of the dead, they will

43:17

not appreciate that as well. We don't

43:19

tell them about the crystal. We just

43:21

tell them that Eaton is a messing

43:23

an army of the dead. Boy, why

43:26

is Papa Shorefoot, won't you Deb? What

43:28

do you mean? You came to me,

43:30

like, what, two nights ago, it was

43:33

like, kill these two, and I'll pardon

43:35

you, pardon you for everything? I believe

43:37

that, unsurprisingly, actually. All right. If you

43:39

help us with this, we'll try to

43:42

get your shadow back off Eden. Wait,

43:44

you're like the fifth person that's promised

43:46

that, but yeah, everybody hope crack us

43:49

out. Yeah, but I'm more, I'm a

43:51

man of my word, these other people

43:53

are probably assholes. Well, I think we've

43:56

got a card so far. We took

43:58

him to the sabers. Would they try

44:00

and arrest him? Probbs, yeah. The sabers

44:02

don't like him either. Remember? Remember that

44:05

shit? Flip Shamrock walks into the house,

44:07

into the guide house. Flipsham! Flipsham! Hey,

44:09

how you going? So what do you

44:12

know of the governor? Tittlewinkle, or every

44:14

name was. Throtle. He is one of

44:16

a faction of Nomes who would rather

44:19

that instead of Nomes being massacred in

44:21

the city, everyone else were massacred in

44:23

the city. So if we had information

44:25

that he was trying to amass an

44:28

army of the dead, would Erke Timbers

44:30

give... It would give Erke Timbers the

44:32

legal recourse to have him arrested. Here's

44:35

that. He gave Greg Piz to turn

44:37

an army of undead. Greg Piz is

44:39

in his own truth, asking a question

44:41

he can't tell a lie. Mark can

44:44

also just not answer if I don't

44:46

want. Do you have a big penis?

44:48

It's all right. That's misleading. You have

44:51

a huge penis, you slippery heel. Literally

44:53

just above average. If 10 is average,

44:55

he got a left. I get no

44:58

complaints. Flips! What the fuck? He's telling

45:00

the truth. I wanted to ask a

45:02

question I knew we wouldn't lie about.

45:04

Would you be able to take this

45:07

to Erki? Yeah, if you can get

45:09

me to Erki. I can convince him

45:11

with this. We can get you to

45:14

Erki too. Also, if you can try

45:16

and tell Erki that what we're planning

45:18

on doing is what we want an

45:21

audience with him, we can't go through...

45:23

The main keep or the main way

45:25

because the sabers are there. So we're

45:27

going to try and go through the

45:30

sewers through the blood cult by the

45:32

way we killed the blood cult. Well,

45:34

that's good. Is Ralph I got a

45:37

soul back dead. Oh, yeah, we killed

45:39

father. He was yeah, he was a

45:41

he was my boss. He's dead now.

45:44

Small world. Small world. So he's is

45:46

this his is the play flip sham.

45:48

Uh look if you can't get into

45:50

the front door because the sabers are

45:53

there. Yes, you give me that crystal.

45:55

and send me back to the nose.

45:57

With that evidence, with people turning against

46:00

him, defying his orders, I can convince

46:02

Erki timbers that this place is not

46:04

worth it, staying here is not worth

46:06

it. Well, that's my next question. Why

46:09

haven't they left? Erki timbers, like I

46:11

said, there's still a part of him

46:13

in there that thinks he... Well, save

46:16

the city. Erky Timbers is bleeding hard

46:18

at his core. Is she in the

46:20

zone of truth? Yes. All right. You're

46:23

on a level, yeah? Yes? That doesn't

46:25

help us at all. Right. I can't

46:27

trust anyone. If you give it to

46:29

me, I truly believe I can turn

46:32

Erky Timbers. Okay. And if I can

46:34

get him to agree to leaving, then

46:36

I can't tell you why? But I

46:39

guarantee you won't need to worry about

46:41

the names. I've got put your trust

46:43

somewhere, I like it. I'll take it.

46:46

You shut up piss. If you leave,

46:48

where are you stuck going? He gives

46:50

you a very pain walk. I might

46:52

have to go with them. How long?

46:55

Elba? I feel like I shouldn't be

46:57

here for this one. Do you too

46:59

want to moment at the front to

47:02

work out your plan and Clara and

47:04

I'll grill Greg a bit more because

47:06

it's fun. Yeah. All right, you go

47:09

outside with flip sham rock maybe like

47:11

just we discussed same somewhere private. Yeah,

47:13

there's still a bit of a thoroughfare,

47:15

but no one's paying attention to you

47:18

so you've like, you know, like I

47:20

know you have to go but like

47:22

we can still see like we can

47:25

still meet up surely. Um, convincing Erki

47:27

timbers to leave will not be very

47:29

difficult, but when Erki timbers gets back.

47:31

He will have to give a full

47:34

account of what happened and his account

47:36

probably won't paint you in a very

47:38

good light. So if you're found in

47:41

a gnomish city, you might be arrested.

47:43

Worth it, I guess, but we we

47:45

stout him. We got we got the

47:48

show foots that took the weapon. This

47:50

is just something I don't think is

47:52

negotiable. I'm sorry. Are you guys going

47:54

to be able to get the gnomes

47:57

we've been hiding? try and make them

47:59

at Little Lo's Mansion. If you can

48:01

take them there, we could probably pick

48:04

them up there. We'll send word to

48:06

try and get them there as soon

48:08

as we can. So why is it?

48:11

Why are the gnomes still here? Erky

48:13

Timbers, he's good at heart. He thinks

48:15

that somehow the gnomes might be able

48:17

to stabilize this area, but they can't.

48:20

What if he can? What if he

48:22

can? What if he can? How? What

48:24

if he works with us, the town

48:27

guard? By the way, we've got a

48:29

town guard now. Cool. But to work

48:31

with the town guard, there's a lot

48:34

of animosity. I don't think that can

48:36

happen. The leader of the town guard

48:38

is public enemy number five for the

48:40

gnomes. Jesus, so if the gnomes leave,

48:43

why do you have to leave? That's

48:45

where my job is, it's where my

48:47

family is, my people. I can't turn

48:50

my back on them? Like, can we

48:52

meet every, every, every, every, every 10

48:54

years? When you can go and try

48:56

late. Sure Leo? Sure. So hang on,

48:59

do you make a Davy Jones reference?

49:01

Yes. Took you a little while. So

49:03

good. If I'm giving this information to

49:06

Erki Timbers, if we're giving this information

49:08

to, surely that accounts for something. I'm

49:10

actually probably not going to tell him

49:13

I got it from you. Heartbroken. Don't

49:15

think you'll believe it if I hear

49:17

that. Your

49:28

touch. Hello. It's been fun. If

49:30

you're ever back this way. I'll

49:32

look you up. Yeah. Hey. It

49:35

was great. We were great. Going

49:37

for a hug and an embrace.

49:39

She, uh, she returns affectionately. He

49:41

has a lot. Oh, she spurns

49:43

you. A mediocre embrace. Gotcha! I've

49:45

a room. Do I have anything

49:48

to give her? Do I have

49:50

anything to give her? Do I

49:52

still have a magpie's collar? I

49:54

assume you just had it on

49:56

you? Yeah. Maybe I'll give her

49:58

magpie's collar. Meat pie! There we

50:01

go. She wears midpie's collar on

50:03

her wrist. All right. So, there's

50:05

a crystal. Here's a rod. Tell

50:07

Erki Tim, is that an army

50:09

of the undead. I'll let him,

50:11

though. If this is... This is

50:14

goodbye. And it's fine. and like

50:16

goodbyes let's let's call it see

50:18

you later oh when will we

50:20

know if this works she chuckles

50:22

a little bit you'll know when

50:24

it works so she looks around

50:27

look gnomes have these giant contraptions

50:29

called blimps airships she explains the

50:31

basic concept to you it's gonna

50:33

fly over the town and we're

50:35

probably gonna evacuate people like that

50:38

the only thing that could oppose

50:40

us is uh eaten yeah Don't

50:42

think you'll be able to take

50:44

the Zeppelin. Look, don't tell anyone

50:46

I told you about this, but

50:48

if Damien Eaton does attack us,

50:51

when it happens, that's a good

50:53

time to strike. She kisses you

50:55

one more time and goes back

50:57

inside. Good luck. Same to you.

50:59

I'll see you later. She tucks

51:01

the crystal underneath her arm and

51:04

activates the rod. She disappears with

51:06

a pop. See you later. She

51:08

made sure she said goodbye, don't

51:10

do this! No, that was not.

51:12

Don't make this anymore tragic, it

51:14

needs to be. Only I may

51:17

make tragedies. See you later. I

51:19

compose myself and walk back in.

51:21

I'm taking full advantage of the

51:23

truth theorem. What's your favourite colour

51:25

piss? I like brown actually, it's

51:28

all right. Do you like pineapple

51:30

on pizza? What the hell is

51:32

a pineapple? What the hell is

51:34

a pizza next question? Correct it!

51:36

Basically we've been talking about the

51:38

savers, so I have all the

51:41

information that piss has on the

51:43

savers. You're happy to divulge that?

51:45

Well, well, cool. Um, gnomes should

51:47

be leaving. We'll know when it

51:49

happens. Leaving? Yeah. Oh, sorry, Leo.

51:51

That's okay. What? Would you like

51:54

a hug? Yes. I mean, there's

51:56

a truth. Oh. I didn't really

51:58

want to... Come on, Perry won't

52:00

go. I give you a hug.

52:02

It's hard on a boy. He's

52:04

cry. But you feel better, maybe.

52:07

A little bit. But it's fine.

52:09

It's not fine. Don't a truth.

52:11

Damn it. Are we releasing piss

52:13

for the fight? Piss? Where am

52:15

I going to go? What am

52:17

I going to do? Will you

52:20

fight with us in this fight

52:22

for the city? I don't want

52:24

to. Am I going to die

52:26

if I don't? So just absolve

52:28

your sins in the eyes of

52:31

any gods out there? Are you

52:33

going to fight with us? Look,

52:35

if the fight comes my way.

52:37

I won't have much chance but

52:39

to get involved. If I drag

52:41

you to the fight with us?

52:44

Well exactly, then the fights... I

52:46

like how you scratch yourself. If

52:48

you can't scratch because you're all

52:50

chained up. It's a very good

52:52

piece thing to be like scratch

52:54

under the boob. Yeah, well I'll

52:57

do it. Fine. Well if you

52:59

take me to the fight, then

53:01

the fight got in my way,

53:03

didn't it? So... I reached in

53:05

my backpack and take out your

53:07

loot. You string a little bit.

53:10

You do it, you're fucking idiot!

53:12

If I cut the strings off

53:14

it so that you couldn't do

53:16

any more damage. That's not a

53:18

bit, fucking much? You did try

53:20

to lock me in a vault.

53:23

You tried to lock me in

53:25

a fucking vault. No, we did

53:27

lock you in a vault. Well,

53:29

yeah, exactly. That's arguably worse. Oh,

53:31

fuck. At party release you get

53:34

the loot on the proviso you

53:36

won't immediately betray us. Yeah. You

53:38

could betray them down the track.

53:40

Like I fully expect him to.

53:42

Yeah, I know, I know, me

53:44

too. I'm... This goes against every

53:47

single part of my judgment. Goggles

53:49

let him go. We should

53:51

probably head to

53:53

the to the sabers. Yeah,

53:55

right, right, right. All right,

53:57

to the to the

54:00

take on We you

54:02

and I go

54:04

to you and place

54:06

to Papa And rip

54:08

his face through

54:10

his asshole face through

54:13

his ass hole.